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alright ladies and gentlemen listen I'm

wrapping breath you wrote verses before you had a rap name I did and I deleted

it I had 10,000 plays on my some of your songs no please fall never we can't get your

sex tape you saw I'll make another 60

and I'll weekend take the sex tape and score it all right so we're live here I

kind of like the random conversations better than thanks right this is episode

10 10 of our name is podcast later I was confused last week and I had people asking me why uh we never know the

number yeah time flies well I wouldn't call it fun with you but you know we're

down a 9 to 5 sometimes it can be difficult to keep track of the dates of

what date it is what's the natives when we first uh yeah yeah cuz yesterday was 4/20 all

right look why you know what the [ __ ] I mean did you get high no I don't were

you around guys that we any high actually no I mean you really had a turned up Sunday weekend

yes all right well let's hear about it my weekend was a piece of [ __ ] [ __ ] oh that's unfortunate

um Friday I hosted a rap battle at my old college my alma mater and that was

cool there was like some podcast fans there wait a minute you hosted a rap battle yeah you know absolutely nothing

about the music industry and what you need to do to get your career started and all that stuff so I gave the kids

advice [ __ ] a bunch of rappers Montclair

State University Redhawks wassup classic oh nine Halle Montclair University 18

Montclair State University word of advice you need new people who give

advice on how to get into the music industry when I was there I remembered that you did our Montclair fest my last

year my senior I've lived in Montclair State University and like literally lived in one of the dorms yes do you

remember which one it was senior ones but uh I don't know let me not say it was one I've seen you once it was dead

like a whole apartment oh yeah clove

Road was that I don't [ __ ] remember but I did live here and I even went to a

few classes there even though I didn't go that was that was the extent of my

college experience and I was sitting there like these teachers nobody's even checking to see if I'm supposed to be

here like and you idiots paid okay so

you hosted a rap battle yeah and then Saturday you were very missed um my

friend Mike zombie he's a producer he did I started from the bottom right into the show yeah what do you call it they

call it a thought on the morning show friend of the show so I don't want to take any slang from the morning show I'm

not even a fan of the morning show swender anywho so our guy Mike zombie he

had his first annual slam putters on the morning show exactly why I shouldn't say that why that beef would Pete anyway be

in combat Jack so yeah um you were supposed to play but

I know you had a party in DC unfortunately still I missed oh nice and I'm good see mister for nothing and yeah

and yeah but it was cool it was um Jahlil beats and Mike and Kazi I would

need the name dropping here I don't doubt your friends well I don't actually know any of those guys so I know kasi bono giulio but anyway and then we all

went out and drink and it was amazing and so I I bagged this guy right and

he's a professional athlete and I didn't realize at the time hold on sing why is that like the that's

like the national thought disclaimer that I didn't realize you know that I

know less than nothing about sports less well I think you know less than nothing about music okay great so I know I don't

know much about much anything I know everything so I had no idea just this cute guy that was playing and he was

just look really cute and I was like oh he's cute Danielle like hey Dan so um I

made eye contact with him when he was coming off the court and then I was like oh oh I think he's coming over and he came over why is that how girls bag men

what meet eye contact look at my look tit how about open your [ __ ] mouth I

mean he was on the court I can't was scream hey hey come talk to me yeah you could have ran on the court well okay

there on our test [ __ ] ran in the stand so anyway he gets my number and then we went that was mad easy I looked

at him he walked over I gave him I know

he was like hey where you from what TV plays for at this point I had I

still had no idea so then he we take number we we text and then I was like what's your ID and he gave it to me and

I went on inside I was like oh [ __ ] Danielle he's a player and then she said oh she is that him calling no I don't

know and then you guys his vagina's got all super wet you know and then um long story short he ended up being like we

hung out for a little bit that day we all he came to the rest of maretto [ __ ] he was the restaurant we were all drinking together

and me eight times and then text me and ask me why I wasn't answering his FaceTime and then I told him I was going

home because I was but then we ended up at onyx because Fetty WAPs was doing me beast and like that way what hockey team

does he play like yo you lied to me I'm like excuse me he's like you said you

were going home you went to onyx I'm like bro I went for ten minutes and it wasn't part of the woman he's like well then why didn't you answer my calls I'm

like because I was in a room of power how about because I just met you but you

didn't say that you answered like dude I have no reason to lie to you I was busy

and then he is too early in a relationship to pull out the I have no reason to lie to you that's number one

number two anyone like him he's obviously into number two number two

anybody that says I have no reason to lie to you has mad reasons to lie but I literally have no reason to lie I've

really just telling the listeners okay weary of people did say I have no any sometimes they're like me and literally

had a reason you know what else people say why would I lie like I know but yeah

so that kind of crashed cuz I'm like I would never talk to someone so [ __ ] psycho and insecure so you met a stalker psycho

insecure athlete who tried to lock you down after a conversation and a look that must mean some gays you gave them

oh man was it can I see it was no I can't do it yeah cuz I'm so smiling that anyway so then I miss some other guy but

he just like good enough for sex really I probably wouldn't wanna like hang out with him but he's been texting me to like just talk about like things like

getting his car serviced and like running and I'm like dude nervous I

can't believe he's trying to get to know the girl he's going to be friendly I

just don't have the pace guys nowadays like either like weird I just want to [ __ ] you you know that I

that know that chivalry's alive don't want to talk about your car getting serviced cuz I'm [ __ ] busy dude wait

before we fast-forward here who so are we gonna get the who the latter last guy was a little athlete yeah we're never

[ __ ] look at him and laugh no I mean I'll tell you off air personally I find

it now I'll tell you guys all next week on next you met some guy who wants to

talk and get to know you and you're mad about it yeah just because like he's clearly not good enough for anything

better than sex and so you know what I could really you need your own pocket I

always want to get into the things did you say I remember that we're here and like we

shouldn't spend an hour delving into the mind of Marissa yes let's not do that

yeah alright so you met two dudes one of which you [ __ ] yes that's that's them if he doesn't keep texting me about getting

his car serviced cuz I'm gonna get aggravated and then he's gonna get curved too every girl can curve on why

do you say it like that feel like you should be able to curve what do you mean I'm out here curvin yeah I couldn't I

was supposed to be in that uh that basketball game off for charity um and then I got a gig in DC a late in

the week so I couldn't make it so what happened was me and all of my people we

hop in a vehicle and we hop on i-95 and we head to DC bright and early right

well not really bright and early but somewhere in the afternoon and enough time to make this gig and we're on i-95

cruisin just jammin you know and remember what was being played but it was a it was jamming and I say let's get

off thought and go to McDonald's cuz I'm starving we get off go to McDonald's and we get back on that hi what we attempt

to get back on the highway and we noticed that all the air and one of the tires is completely gone so we get out

there's a big-ass gash in the [ __ ] tire we try to get some fix a flat fix

didn't fix the flag so now we have no tire we get back on the road we're

trying to we found a a tire place this is it Saturday and at this point it's probably about six o'clock 5:30 ish I

say that to say you probably won't find many solutions to your tire issues on

the Saturday at six o'clock in the White Marsh Maryland nowhere but we found a tire guy and he came and he put the tire

on and we were very happy to see him we want to side of the road and he pulled up like Jeepers Creepers and we were

afraid won't back up to when the tire actually exploded we're driving to the

tire place oh you were there too yes Rory was there the tire now is making

noises we know it's about to go completely flat we're going around like

off exit the tire explodes we see it whatever's left of it hit the side of

the road oh we are now right in the belly we are no we were not no Bentley wait let me drive no you don't BMW right

I hate BMW what do you have why does it matter I'm at the athlete guy that you wait wait wait whoa

fighting [ __ ] anyone oh yeah well that annoys you and isn't secure but anyway so yeah we smell burning rubber the tire

explodes we are now riding on just the rim of the car going probably 45 to 50

miles an hour this is the reaction of the car Joe goes ill core core goes

whatever that's exactly how quick toxic wait up mmm-hmm you know the whole tires off like you should pull away Cory goes

where it's actually like we are riding

50 miles an hour on a [ __ ] rim and know even pretends like there's a problem the [ __ ] out so we did pull over

and the Jeepers Creepers guy came and everything that could go wrong in that situation possibly you need it where's

the where's the thing to get the lug nuts off I don't have the thing I'd [ __ ] search the car somewhere and now somehow I think somebody stole the

toolkit that my [ __ ] 140 thousand dollar car is supposed to come with it's not in there but anyway so we get

the tire on we had to DC where they're too late don't get paid don't make the gig met some cool [ __ ] hole chicks to

entertain us for about an hour we get back on the road pull back into New Jersey at about 2:00 a.m. we're like

okay the night was so [ __ ] horrible let's go out and turn up we go out to turn up I'm not driving because the date

was so horrible [ __ ] gunplay is driving now gunplay the rapper Johnny my friend who we call gunplay because he

doesn't hesitate to shoot when it's a roomful of women so he's driving we go

we [ __ ] turn up or turn down whatever you want to call it then I go to see Bay real quick for two seconds

and then we head back over the bridge to where Johnny hits the meanest pothole ever and then the new tire that the

[ __ ] Jeepers Creepers guy put on goes flat and my backside now we're driving

on rim and a half Johnny's trying to

pull up gun plays trying to pull over on the bridge Rory tells him that he cannot pull over on the bridge and then we make

it off the bridge and then we parked the car at this body shop that knows my car and then we proceeded to walk to my

house until Rory the [ __ ] smart white guy says I'll get it over so damn me

while I was shooting shots left and right and make it every basket like that

was a that was a PC for some quarter pounders yeah I will say though that the

quarter pounder was really better and

now I'm fighting with and now I'm fighting with Mercedes who's fighting with uh insurance because I have wheel

and tire and rim [ __ ] yes orange so I

go there thinking they're just gonna fix everything and no it's all types of [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] going on there you

don't rip away give triple-a triple-a he's not buying you a new rim entire no

no no I mean I mean for future reference like when you're stuck on the side of the road black marisa so no I don't have to but I

know somebody that goes so I do have to play the [ __ ] are you talking about so

yeah so now I'm in like Mercedes is $25,000 car just driving around good

laughter Honda Mercury Milan with a dent

in it from that guy that hit me last you need a new car I do I'm gonna I'm gonna buy you something of big to be able to

be a dick and I make my own money to be able to buy my own car I kind of wanted

to UM I wanted to like live without a car note for a while and my last payment is in September so so I'm gonna try to

do like six months after September and then buy a new car okay just to be a little so Sunday I was trapped in my

house oh oh my car Kelly trapped in closets so Sunday I was trapped in my house hmm

and I couldn't really go anywhere but I guilt tripped gunplay into coming over in case I needed to go somewhere I love

him but I didn't go anywhere but gunplay was there and Rory came over and

overleaf Gilroy didn't leave Bruges they already uh and I noticed a very

disturbing pattern happening in Rory's life that I want us to address because

I'm worried about my friend am I saying

what this uh what this problem is or you or you saying all right Rory you have an

analysis I don't worry I have two blinders on because I because I cycle analyze everything and everyone mm-hmm I

noticed that Rory has this pattern right of he finds I won't say young why I can

say young but they're not young em there he finds peers of his or that are around his same age mm-hmm that are of the

opposite sex that are great people that are just

great women who want to love him and be loved and treat

him well and [ __ ] go out and be adored by him and he ruins them oh well

that's not pleasant he's like a monster don't you do the same thing which is why

I'm here speaking to roars oh you're

down the same path of destruction snap that out because I know how this road in

you lucky dog and then tomorrow a few

times about his [ __ ] horrible ways when it comes to just women and how you guys do things and how to treat them and

you know all that psycho woman [ __ ] but he never takes heed any that [ __ ] but yes Sunday it was like wham it's

like he has a lot of people in his life that I'll look at and I'll say hey this girl's great for him like what more

could you possibly be looking for in a partner well you're young maybe you just

you might be 25 right that's young you going to young every day now I'm not

young whoa you're 13 years old to me to me you're like [ __ ] an infant but to

you and your contemporaries 25 is not young 25 is around now your life is

almost sick yeah the decisions that you make at this point going forward are

kind of gonna sculpt ya the next uh every many years for you yeah word and

not that your decision-making at the moment look so amazing uh but you seem

very nonchalant about it all I do so I'm not alone about it Wow let's talk about this that's that's

what address this man thing about that

do you believe the deal of this is like homie court almost um do you take these

charges uh to be factual No you can't even be honest with himself

why I have no reason to lie to you all

right well why do you feel this way well with these people it's a case-by-case

thing and all these characteristics may work very well on paper let me just let

the listeners know that normally pieces of [ __ ] say it's a case by case

situational thing all right let's go it sells Mikey's thing as per Sunday on

paper we that she fits everything that I would need my life she looks great

I hate those types that on paper sound perfect but then there's like some random personality quirk that it's like you can't hate any type I can hate

plenty of types and I do but I ain't kind of tight all right was there what a friend it is and she was just in reading some [ __ ]

book and doing work stuff and not [ __ ] on divulging any information

about her and Rory or to me because I'm nosy and I try to make things awkward but I didn't I did a good job uh well

yes she was really good she hugged an attractive girl was I don't can problem

never get it Asia asked me the same thing she pulled me to the side what's the [ __ ] problem yeah we want to know we have a

long history I've known said person two and a half years now I said oh no he's [ __ ]

thirteen two and a half years is enough

to know though some no no it is not no

okay because then that speaks to the [ __ ] frequency in which you two communicate

I don't know that y'all just talk every day for two and a half years and y'all

haven't know you've been off and on

sometimes that's another one I hate on and off that no we were we were all for about a year and then we were off and on

for about another year so you were on with on as in

exclusively with this person that's why she asked me while we were playing Monopoly hey am I your ex while I'm

confused because if you were together for a year and she chose the morning off thing she's not going out in being a ho

so in her mind we're on Eve whether we're not talking enough that's how she

thinks which is why she's so great so

but in your mind you're not on right now no all right at what point do we let her

know this because you know honey no you don't even have to answer that because

as men oh man we're horrible man [ __ ] yo no no no really

men are like real Pete Oh me all of us we love that situation that situation

right there to these baby is the greatest when you're old worse we don't care when you're old work is tough on

you and is just sitting there in love with you and waiting for you and is a little bit naive oh man now we're gonna

sing about the guy that had her like that so yeah so men love this [ __ ] but

watching it happen is like oh man this guy Rory and I've seen this happen like at least five times already my life

comes in faster with this case in particular we are now giving it another

go so then you are we have no we're just working on it more now because we

weren't working on it before hmm oh you're [ __ ] again in your lap pies

here on my lap face down on your lap - well we're she no what's that about huh

there and now it's not okay I thought we were just having an intervention with Rory it's not gonna work because I

didn't want to be intervened oh no um I'm being receptive yeah

really let me respond to everyone this will probably be really good if the listeners had any idea of who these

women were that we're speaking about but since they don't I guess [ __ ] it I'm just trying to help my friend here now

Rory attempted to take me to homey court for my screensaver and I don't know if now allow you to do the same it's a

picture that I enjoy and it's on my phone and that is the bottom line

happy no but I'll take it for now now with that being said oh right what do

you what do you stand on condoms there's no stance I just don't use them I'm

healthy what what MRSA I'm not just out here [ __ ] like okay not meeting meeting people at basketball games and

okay neither am i anyway good where do you stand on condoms um I use them a lot

because I'm very very scared of STDs I'm more scared about that than pregnancy

because God forbid knock on wood I felt like well if this person has an STD fixable

you should be [ __ ] the most cleanest person looking pride you know where I get that but if you are going in here

thinking this person there's not you don't no one's [ __ ] see can't read it

on someone's face in if it was that easy it wouldn't have STDs yeah I'm really

dirty people look like they do too but there's some clean ones that might have it so I'm just really scared of it I always use them just like I'm scared of

dying from drugs I'm scared of stupid [ __ ] oh no it's legit [ __ ] but yeah so I use kind of till the time unless you're

my boyfriend literally boyfriend like exclusive okay so basically you use kind of both I know

boyfriend is no sign of a boyfriend sign a one coming that you know Elaine yeah

we know so yeah no I use condoms I mean they're

not as enjoyable but being healthy is more enjoyable than not so I'll go with

that I want to say some things I just don't know if I need to share them on

this podcast cuz I don't know who's listening yeah I really would like to delve into this on no condom situation a

bit deeper but uh fit Mykel look at you holding back I don't [ __ ] a smart decision I don't

want to offend my quarry so [ __ ] that political connects which you know it's

weird I did I have to do this because I'm not involved I'm not I'm single like

a $1 bill so I should be able to speak freely I don't know how how women have

maneuvered and and kind of flipped the table too whereas you still have to abide by certain rules even when you're

single or no you have to you have to be mindful of their friends yes that is

some real suckers [ __ ] that's just whack whack it's being rigged because even if

you don't give a [ __ ] about their feelings you may now want to just abruptly let them know that you don't because you may

need something from them at some point in time in the near future what that something is I won't say and I don't

know but that's a real awkward predicament to be in our unit now ah

clearly about that talk about which is I because I have gotten rid of all my

holes I'm sure I can attest to that for the summer from what I've seen I haven't

I've gotten rid of all my old I knew that this would happen it's like a weird reverse type of thing we're in winter I

have all the holes and in the summer I normally dal it down about 1 mm I mean

that's fun not gonna get would do the fun summer activities thing I think that's good coaching yeah

Gregg Popovich ok that's good coaching you don't want to uh you don't want to

be stuck with just a million different woman in the summer time and you know

that if you're dealing with old that they're gonna go be hold so you want to kind of give them their whole freedom word ah and that's and that's a

pre-gaming for the fall and winter which summer really goes by really fast I hate

summer if I have to uh if I have to pick my favorite seasons in order somewhere

would probably fall somewhere in lasts only because when the weather gets hot

things things get that the crime rate goes up kids are out of school traffic is

[ __ ] crazy in New York is already overpopulated as it is that 180 degree

day oh when we headed to DC and spent the whole day in the car Oh most beautiful day in the Year River

Road for 8,000 hours yeah that was uncomfortable um and and to attest to

this [ __ ] uh it had this big on big big big shooting in Brooklyn and one in

the Bronx to over weekend big big big big sucker bunch of people [ __ ] were

injured season one one of the main reasons I don't I try not to go deep into Brooklyn because they just randomly

shoot yeah and when it gets worn out it as always so your skater dying from drugs I'm scared of a [ __ ] real just

like silly death like just you walking down the street and catch a stray yeah I

would be in heaven really upset yeah I don't think about that stuff like I think I'm almost naive to a point with

that [ __ ] to like I've put myself in like dumbass places where I could definitely get shot robbed or killed or something and I just just dainty and

happy you like everything's well well you are pretty dainty there's no give no change there yeah did I make the room

off of [ __ ] sad and somber with my with my death [ __ ] no but I was gonna say that you should at least like summer

a little bit cuz birthday not my birthday's at the end of summer I'm

normally hoping the weather is not all super nice around my birthday um it's

usually getting that nice little like you can wear a hoodie is birthdays what

month next week oh wow that's very soon yeah that's um I'm gonna buy your own

[ __ ] how does she turn pillowcase or something three months April very cute

there Rory trying to be funny what's your little [ __ ] Stan I don't know you do know I've just forgotten the oh

jeez well I've never even met this day guys well you wouldn't mean this babe because you just be out doing whole [ __ ]

I don't and a few things I'm trying to do differently

within the past year these things go totally unnoticed because of my reputation net that people have given me

I did nothing to earn you have no hand

in it at all no not really you know what I think if we really want to address this and I may have addressed this at some point in this podcast I think it's

a combination of the pool parties which we need to bring back this summer I think some of the raunchy err pictures

that Kalyn and I took they were some artistic ones though like that one we make it with the bottle cap at the in

the fridge when you guys were staying at the hotel in between houses some of those pictures um I think Kailyn being

attracted to women holla played a part in that I don't think it was that anything I ran around and it oh and the

fact that I no no platonically a lot of

women yeah that could definitely know people naturally when you see two attractive people um people

instinctually assume that you have slept together at some point and when they find out you don't the

first question is typically why especially when it's a bartender in a wrapper AHA word cuz those two usually go

together like peanut butter and jelly funny no you listen not but that that uh

ideology is out there though with some evidence to Beckett oh we had that uh

the the Johanna girl who was uh she's a

[ __ ] piece of [ __ ] Oh such thing

as a space taker okay like a time filler holder yeah and I'm not really vouching

and really having consistent sex with her I may have entered her and exited quickly um so that's one and you had

another one that shall remain name with that's two that's two your last uh

X that's the other one I'm counting and I'm not gonna say she was a stick or two but every time I'd say that she [ __ ]

I don't know she [ __ ] shrinks everything every time her name or her likeness is brought up she [ __ ] knows

about it but anyway so that's two and I don't really know where all these other bartenders come from yeah I guess it's

2-2 here he was a bartender the first generation Bart that was a [ __ ]

[ __ ] count and nobody looks at her like oh my god she was a bartender right cuz now she's Tahiry

yeah that's two people so so yeah I don't know where these uh all these uh

this wild-ass perception of Joe comes from I'm actually a relationship based person and you are more often than not I

am period that's part of my [ __ ] on that's in my car facts for people that

have been watching and paying attention for however many years yeah mr. [ __ ]

release evil or evil emperor of Holies

you've had multiple relationships no perhaps people believe that they're all disposable to you well everybody except

for Bay okay uh can we go back to the pool party topic though can we can we

bring that back this summer uh we'll see about that Cory we got tow Cory you supposed to do something bout that

[ __ ] ages ago and he's done absolutely nothing about it oh I'll be Cory and I could work together and roars I'll name this pool party later maybe so

um well and this is to backtrack to uh when we were having our big hip hop you

oh did you guys see the UH video yes I was just gonna ask you that I didn't click in fear of it matching the video

it no it's [ __ ] dogs in the whole video - pup like dogs into each other

and then at the very end there's a shot of Jake holes feet and the other girls feet like his bare foot and I'm like okay dogs and feet this is the strangest

video foreseen particularly coming from j.cole I'm not gonna say much about it because

people think that I just be hating or just be going halt you already expressed

your displeasure with that track specifically so but I did click on the video because I love dogs dogs I love

dogs you do and I watched and I watched and I watched until I could not watch anymore it was like a it's like dog porn

it's exactly what I felt I literally felt uncomfortable watching it I can felt inappropriate so then because I

just can't leave well enough alone mm-hmm then I searched Jake holes name no not

as mentioned that's really creepy even though searching yeah but no but no

normally when someone is a when someone is a topic I will search their name

because then I can see why and I saw people they were all very clever j.cole

really praised everything nothing genius

or cool about that video and I really liked it cold but it was varied so I can't make a comment on it but I would

say everyone praises everything Jake oh does outside of like of the 15 people hate his guts islets in their flab Rhett

no I think there are more than 50 people I don't you don't even because people I

know you like Jake people will believe that um yeah [ __ ] uh I was a bit

flabbergasted yeah I was really surprised people were like oh he's a genius he's so creative so innovative

can't believe he made a great video with puppies only Jay Cole could do this haha I'm like no cuz he know this video is

crap director why are we giving Jay Cole the credit well discredit he uh I mean

he has creative input in his career I'm sure someone didn't just tell him he'd do this and he's like cool yeah I was on

a call video once he wasn't that involved he seems like someone that's video was I'm not gonna say well it was part of

his careers well poisoner oh ya know things are a bit different

today well the company that I was with managed coal from the beginning they did

all always early early early early witches which is what I'm saying yeah the things things would be a bit different today and you may not have

been there for the preliminary conversations of this is the direction we're going to go once that's already sentenced domain on actually I have all

I was I have our time imagining that J Cole that people are just approving J

cold treatments with him having a horse but Cole's not the one typically because

I know I heard he's trying to get into dress I'm not saying this treatment someone's going to bring him a bunch of

options of treatments he is going to pick the one that he likes then he's gonna speak with the director about the things that he liked and didn't like but

the overall idea doesn't typically come from the artist I mean she artists of that nature yeah of course unless

they're [ __ ] cognate micromanages he still approved the horse dogs so at the end of the day obviously he didn't come

like he may not have come up with the theme but he went with it we're no I'm not debating I was asking the director

was cuz they were the one that probably came up with the idea yeah I don't know but it's strange and some things come

off in treatments very well and then they get shot and they look odd creep I'll be the first to say that the pump

it up treatment looked like heaven all I remember from that videos you crawled out of a television I wasn't trying to

open up that we're done with it son you

gonna be like well first of all let me

just say that now I'm forced to defend

well actually we were thinking of treatments no because we wanted to come up with it ourselves because all the

directors treatments were horrible the irony in that in retrospect but anyway ah so we came up with this treatment and

in 2002 which is when we came up with it seems like a really

great idea the ring was popular then or it hadn't come out yet yeah they had already come out with a

single uh uh by that point yeah oh so no is that inspired by it seemed like a

great idea to do that so you tried to warn us about this dark Joe that we were

about to be introduced to I see what you did there yeah very funny but pump it up video

today is uh oh my god is unbearable for me to watch is when I'm in a you know

sometimes when you go to the bowling alley on a Friday night was a great idea for the artwork play videos but on

Friday nights in a bowling alley sometimes they play music and they play videos in New York anyway and that has

been that was the last time I saw to pump it up video and it was like okay for me number one even more funny

there's someone next to you like hey hey hey thank you little embarrassing

moments like intimately within myself like the other [ __ ] day or last week

at some point I'm sitting there in the spot not going to say what the spot is well oh and it was a bunch of us and I

walk over to the DJ and I asked him to play phone song my by Cisco okay there's

a timeless record by the way yeah well no not going to Marisa she's sitting there making some stupid and face like oh why would somebody ever go and

request song song by Cisco okay I don't know go ahead wait a minute

you have dis dis taste with all no I enjoyed that song I wouldn't request it

randomly at a club but you weren't in the club you're in the spot I was in the

spot which is not a club number one number two the place was packed with women number three you always want to

hear thumb song and a place packed with lemon I wanted to be the Foxy Brown remix though ill what I loved her version and

then number four he was already in the middle of like this throwback set hmm yeah that's a party he was in the middle

of this old-school set and it's a shame that that's old-school but I guess it is

so I go over to DJ and I request Cisco song song and as soon as I walk away

from the [ __ ] DJ booth he plays clubbing and I'm like what are

you doing my problem with DJ's like I guess sometimes they feel like they have

to do things out of respect yeah every time we walk into a spot I

say to you I really hope they play pump it up would you know what they know this

is Joe's immediate reaction whether he notices it or not is this most annoying face so now his entrance into the room

for everyone to see it's just like [ __ ] my head I don't be one to hear

that [ __ ] yeah there was a point in time in hip-hop where all right we'll hold on let me offer some stuff I still love

pump it up right classic it I do think it's a very classic timeless rug I still

love that record however the the state that hip-hop is in currently you do you

can't transition in and out of pump it up it's a lot it's a lot of trap music oh you know so pump it up you can

throwbacks it all on a throwback yeah if there's a throwback said it makes perfect if you did the Rockefeller like Oh three era you could throw you

definitely do pump it up then but normally which are my favorite parts of the party normally they do it

like real you really like bad little amigos record

you walk in the strip club like dog let the me ghost [ __ ] rock who got

arrested over the weekend and got right on out but what I want to understand

from that situation is why they were questioned in the first place it says the police because they're rappers I

know so I'm just I want the cops to admit that no no no sometimes like when I got arrested at UH

at the slaughterhouse show or at Best Buy Theater oh yeah but sometimes what

happens with these venues is um if the venue is large enough they'll need to

run a warrant check or on your name and they need to clear you with the police

so and that's what I thought of when I read that Mego story because it seemed

very random yeah like they literally they said there was no reason like they did something prior and they want to question them about it you know they got

stopped for questioning and took him in because they ended up finding XY yeah yeah I don't know that that is what

occurred but I know for me my name when they arrested me and I was hiding in a

[ __ ] back room somewhere eventually found me that first of all they had the entire police squad there did some real

crazy [ __ ] like you can dish it was a parking ticket a few years refocus your

energy and like really make a difference but I did see a bunch of different stories uh circulated uh and I think

this was even printed in a newspaper that I was smoking a blunt when they found me and I didn't smoke blunts at

this time was like Dawg are y'all just trying to make it socially acceptable to just snatch the wrapper out of his show

like y'all can't just say I snatched him and he had a [ __ ] parking ticket you have to try to add some type of [ __ ]

and so makes no sense because where they had the intent that maybe you were smoking a blunt back there you know

really really really bad it's but um damn where was that going how do we get on on it wasn't getting arrested I don't

know and that is why we need to produce somebody somebody in my group jet

definitely just said that that Jake whole video is the best video of the year well group yeah what does who does your group that consists of bunch of [ __ ] I

applaud his I always applaud when of rapper goes against the grain yeah does

something left field yeah like that's always good to me but the entire video

was dogs well literally so alright I thought like maybe we'd switch it up a little bit but now we got a second MJ

Cole in the very beginning and then his feet at the end and then just off and then because I'm such a dog guy I felt

like and this is me psychoanalyzing again I felt like they weren't getting the dogs to do anything amazing they

were just filming the dogs dogs are playful with each other I thought these

would be like trained dogs or maybe in the porn star dogs that would have been

good if at some point the bigger dog did attempt to [ __ ] the tiny dog show that

show it weird is no not a channel anywhere displaying video MTV Jams is like super weird about their edits like

super crazy so I'm pretty sure that would not have rocked the dogs [ __ ] yeah or a dog in heat or attempting the

[ __ ] [ __ ] feels like no and bTW now do they even know they're even worse no

no MTV and [ __ ] you know what he and I had this issue yesterday of when I was

with uh Bay for a second I'm sitting there trying to watch basketball all day long right she's [ __ ] she knows

nothing about basketball she doesn't know it's the playoffs she doesn't know that all the men in

America are trying to watch the playoffs do you like can I get them all so because I'm still in gotta be sweet mode

I give her the remote and I said what are we watching Telemundo she says no she turns straight to MTV

right and this is my first time there apparently is like a true life marathon

and all like I was I was sitting I had a moment to myself again where I was just

sitting there disgusted at me being with

questioning all your life who probably isn't old enough to recall when MTV

actually played music videos yeah it was said I used to run home to get to watch

two euro I when you're old enough I was on TRL one time shall not be 2k how we do around the yo MTV raps error

uh I think I was like one digit yeah

also you guys aren't familiar no we're the TR other yeah TRL and then um the

show with a la la host a DJ Clue and like the free and AJ arrow that's become

friends with you what what traits are

there data that's not work entertaining there's were amazing a balls I want to

do on CNS why I need a new co-host because I want to do on when we were

having a trap conversation on whenever we were having it I wanted to do like a

playoff style kind of bracket with classic R&B albums I thought to delegate

I thought it that'll be amazing so I sat and I tried to think of a few and I was like well maybe I can ask Marissa and I

remembered that Marissa's Marissa Marissa [ __ ] but I want to do like

off-the-wall Purple Rain the mis-education Laurel confessions 8701

very underrated yeah those two that was

that tough I've had debates no there's a large group of people to feel like 8701 is better than on no confessions I might

be one of those people I'm on the fence still but I I didn't skip you're not you're not a music head so I

wouldn't expect you to appreciate 8701 but do you know what songs on 8701 no mind me that's it well I can't think

of the tracklist oh of course you can there were a mini 701 here 8701 is uh

that's a great album what else what else what else what else what else and I you got it you have to do on favor my lady

um that album um what else was there

Motown Philly you would have to do that was a really good album even though people don't respect boys to men at all

um to your point while when we put out that episode the debate episode like a

lot of people suggest that we should do that like once every four or five episodes I think that would be something good call Thomas emotional album the

Donell Jones where I want to be album which put a price tag on their brown

sugar has to go on there even though I feel like people will get brown so you gonna [ __ ] out here because of the fans

yeah I don't feel like the fans would really brown sugar was a great [ __ ]

antenna um the boomerang soundtrack waiting no sale

soundtrack it was a current one it was a few current um oh damn what current rpms

could you put in this to find current

confessions in the past 15 years yeah like twelve you would well no no I said

that was twelve about oh yeah I don't even think I'm nuts insane kaleidoscope dreams dreams is a good one oh what a

great [ __ ] album yeah but that's what I mean when I say current dreams debut album dreams debut album Neos debut

album a whole word I believe we have to do this either these are this is amazing

I wouldn't know how to seed these things speaking of neo oh the gentleman gets so

overlooked in my eyes yeah the job that out wait what's on it him mad oh that's

a great album go back to what you know closer that's a great album - uh why

does she stay that [ __ ] there's not one skip on that entire oh yeah the

gentleman is good out yeah um you have to do [ __ ] that stevie album keys and

a minor on i don't remember right ii put that album I wouldn't know how to pit what against what but that requires some

pre-planning I mean you'd have to do it actually in a bracket way and find your

top four and give them all one seeds then find the next confessions would

have to be a one seed right you get you get a lot of Oh heads up set at

confessions being in the boy for a recent I feel like Chris should be up there but I don't think exit the

mis-education should be a one to eat yeah Purple Rain should be a one-seat and off

the wall should be a one-seat that was easy okay I feel like I'm missing a few albums and

this is my problem like my [ __ ] young stupid Kohl's can't help with this at all even know where he's been helping oh

yeah I'm gonna figure this out and do it yeah but then I need to find some type of way maybe you can find some type of

way to take a plug let the Twitter people are sorry of course that meteor some help because

I don't want Marissa to jump in and say yeah cuz the weekend share that kind of beat it and talk about what you said

current you asked for current ones also yeah but it also would still put Michael

Jackson bad even though your wish but we do a two album cap yeah a two album cap

but then I don't know if bad would be the one what thriller would be the one I like bad but in the thriller but their lemma might deserve a or yeah I don't

know I don't know about that one uh damn it's a shame and no current oh R&B

albums that you'd like you just draw a blank even the tray date was great I don't

know if it maybe be like a fifteen seed but trade a was great yeah you can put

your a date here I really enjoyed uh Chris Brown's not this last hour movies

but the one before that with twenty twelve Forge fortune yeah that could probably be a 15

seat - I'm gonna do this you have to figure out how to create a poll for

people to actually vote on this stuff yeah yeah there's some I'm gonna do that and eventually when I get some time I am

gonna do a UH a mix tape wrap with all the best mixtapes you could probably help there I'm sewing and don't make ty

dolla sign on one CD I don't think no it's a lot of music conversations we

need to get back into I wanted to have an entire joint talking about the the intros and really go through them all

because uh [ __ ] Rob really thinks didn't meets intros the best intro ever

we surely we should sit one of these weekends and just plan out a few of those and like actually break it up

everything episodes do that every bubble bla have a guest here hope you know things like that me and Rory had a big

Illmatic argument over the weekend saying television you really want to

debate it again we're not gonna debate telling her what the debate was in our

faces that halftime was the first single off o matic he said it ain't hard to

tell was the first single off ago Matic so no matter what I say I just get

called young and I don't know [ __ ] I was 2 years old when it came out baby no I was did you not look it up on Wikipedia

well we got mixed the internet gave us mixed well on that that if you go to

Wikipedia to saag review page it'll tell you the exact date of it did it said half time but but Wikipedia is but not

only that said stone that then changed our argument to the difference between

the first record released and the first single yeah because just because you put it out

it could just be a warm-up record it doesn't mean that their label is working it as a single and servicing it to radio

and things like that oh we're getting closer yeah um I'm still rolling with uh I'm

still rolling with it ain't hard to tell so well what I say they worked a single because again we both don't really have

an effects but I say that Columbia in that video put it on a soundtrack for

a movie that's working a single to me yeah but he was saying that Columbia put

all their money into anal it ain't hard stuff and worked it that way because halftime came out really sure what other

record because then that's the movie machine behind that and I could have been mistaken but I remember a clip from

you MTV raps then I saw that was fab 5 Freddy was introducing knives his album Illmatic coming out this is his video

halftime could be completely mistaken but I had that in my head but even if that still could happen but it doesn't

make it it was a single yeah that's what I was saying why even if even if that did occur I don't know if that makes

every does that now let me put out the warm-up record and then they have the

official first single well if it connects it becomes yeah but you know as Rick Ross with him it's the disco

stylist was BMF yeah BMF was on a mixtape and just took off and then it

became a single right that happens but that doesn't mean that he was working that record I'm not saying I'm on a percent right we just had a debate about

it yeah I'm still rolling would anyone to toe but uh okay so damn you know all

week long I have like a million people who I think it might be over for and I

don't ever think about mine ot Genesis oh yeah yeah yeah what yeah

he just tweeted a little while ago he's over two on his follow-up records and I have to agree what do you think he's

gonna be a one-trick pony what did he follow of Records exactly exactly he's put out two songs and video since then I

couldn't tell you the name cuz they did nothing for me and nothing maybe they were warm-up records that weren't being worked as a setup

how about that perhaps you are I do not

know Jana this week saying it's over for [ __ ] though so soon we're like really

into the internet and Technology we're really in this microwave age we're if

you think why do you think albums have now went to super quick releases or even surprise releases because people need it

right away yes don't tell me I was coming out in a month and I we all got to sit here we're in the Twitter world they want it right

away yep that's another thing I kind of got issue with there like that that whole

trend I like it like it let me be clear on that I like I like the fact that uh you know we're not

so far removed from people faking shootouts to get people to buy their album and and you know faking fights and

the beefs and people would fake anything just to get attention on their album so with this trend of just dropping the

music it really is just about the music and the fans wanting and craving it so I do appreciate that my issue when I'm

biased of course is everyone cannot operate this way no nope not at all so

so this is a tactic that's saved for a higher tier yeah you're getting the

people that are guaranteed to do what I think Cole and Kendrick knew that and

gave themselves well they have a few weeks thank you well yeah I mean calls

on that list of course Kendrick Drake Big Sean had a role out but it wasn't

the longest Cole had a great role out the robots are getting significant rollouts or shorter yeah but even even

even my focus is pumping as much content as possible in two weeks so I yeah hit

every press outlet put out the video right now tweet all almost these artists

are not big on social media get on social media they're tweeting now and chilling I was talking to my label trying to figure out a release date for

all of los or release month anyway and they were like yeah so what are you

believing in three or four weeks [ __ ] album out four weeks away from whatever

it's done what are you talking about like not his time hi what time and then they start

talking on the air you knows that arrow and fans wanted the rollouts are significantly shorter like they there

are no more 10-week 12-week eight-week rollout yeah the max we've been getting

lately is like a month six the rollouts internally are that long placing him

because some fans really think that Cole was just like yeah man just okay all these fans houses and then I'm a fourth album oh

yeah yeah I really I really did appreciate Cole that was great um I

don't know if you know I came off to the fans like there wasn't overall level but felt even a scope even as dope it came

in their way and that's part of the roll out as well the the lure of it was the

point of that role yeah the labels got to trick you nowadays when the guy who's been doing that for quite some time

no but then the fans got savvy right oh yeah this is the smartest consumer that has been in music yet the fans got smart

so that made the tricking you had to go about it a different way now mm-hmm so uh so yeah that's what's happening do

you have it might be over for I don't I never because I'm such a positive person I don't think about these things during

the week like you negative people let me think y'all talk give me a minute watching remind me in the in our text

yeah like a date prior and I'll think of these things I hate our podcast show you guys all start replying I get really

[ __ ] aggravated because I hate group chats I don't really reply in a I don't really

reply in any of my group hate group threads cats [ __ ] Royce thinks that I [ __ ] hate

slaughterhouse because I don't reply in the group chat in a timely manner then

week that that no I'm replying to monopoly chat because I always win let

me see let me see yeah I've won uh just for the people that wanted to know I've won like everyone I've won 19 of the

last 25 Monopoly games played which is like an amazing stat things can't [ __ ]

me but anyway [ __ ] off Marissa fans kill

him he just plays Monopoly he doesn't go to studio that's all I do is studio monopoly studio monopoly studio monopoly

studio monopoly I've even toned down on my [ __ ] tweets because nowadays and

this [ __ ] generation the fans think that when you're tweeting you're not doing anything it's exactly right shut

up Marissa I'm not saying you're not doing it that's how they think why don't people feel like that because people don't understand the concept of

multitasking what is a more right I tweet when I'm doing really cool

[ __ ] I don't do another going to be all the time so yeah and I just feel like and I and I just feel like oh and and

this is why I used Twitter wrong are you guys having a side conversation on the mic scene is what I mean about poor Mike

if we hear you we hear everything or my

technique now I don't remember oh yeah this is why my [ __ ] Twitter Instagram

is like really horrible now because I'm just from a place where you don't only have to tell everybody everything you're

doing you don't have to show everybody everything you're doing you don't need to see my meal you don't need to see my

background location my car me holding ones to my ear like really whack B I

hate those dollars to the ear photos like so stupid and everyone does it I

almost drew this chick out of my [ __ ] car yesterday because I'm driving [ __ ] listening to [ __ ] music oh

was her car my car's in the shop oh but I was driving it and and she

randomly custom music down to say oh my god oh my god I'm having a panic attack

oh my god oh my god I'm thinking somebody died like something's wrong I Gayle what happened she said yeah I just thought the dress was blue and black you

know what dog you know I'm gonna check out here I'm gone I'm cool I gotta get my life

together you dilled so you know I job but you don't know donde estas no I don't know donde estas

I don't speak reggaeton I texted Joe donde estas cuz he was 20 minutes it

might be over 400 I don't know okay well I gave I tell you one thing and I and I

hate to do this again if Phil Jackson trades this [ __ ] pic cuz he did it he

did up a press conference this is where my tea gets on the phone

Phil Jackson did a press conference yesterday and said that he would look

into trading the pic if it fell to around the number five and if that

happens it might be over for Phil Jackson's tenure as general manager of

the New York Knicks first of all oh I hate to talk about the Knicks I'm so invested first of all let's he acts like no great

players have been taken at number five or later than that that's number one

number two this is a really top heavy draft really top heavy

I think yet I can name easily a good seven players that would help the Knicks because we have so many holes that's

number two number three trading the pic to who and for who because your history

bro your phones are causing static Oh guys guys guys your phone but yeah well

do y'all know that I'd show you guys

what's happening here uh and now I'm thrown off and disgusted by you guys

remember what I was saying now whatever trades to make a short story shorter

yeah not like Phil Jackson that has the greatest resume when it comes to trades because it seems like everyone hates the

Tyson Chandler trade I can see the thinking behind it but I would I didn't

hate it I sort of thinking I was really happy with us getting the draft pick what it would look like a steal when it happened because Tyson was disengaged in

New York and now he looks like a monster and down the same thing that's I've witnessed throughout over ten years I

was watching I'm watching the candy win

cuz half our team is blocks I mean the Cleveland our Cleveland playing [ __ ]

my biking yeah me too so when Cory split up the Cleveland hey

Cory you don't know we made the bet we made the bet on um to make the best in

the plan Boston playing boy that's a bit yeah yeah I got a bit they're going to sweet know Cleveland's playing Boston

they're not gonna sweep Boston by the way no no no my $20 coin Boston yeah I

have a bet with Corey that Boston will win one of those games in that series um

I feel like I got a few bits Oh while we're at it here I might as well just give you guys cuz I'm in a pool so I

want to document this I'm in a pool I predict I predict the Warriors to sweep

yeah I got the Warriors sweeping I got Cleveland in five I have I have the

Spurs in seven I have I have Toronto and

seven um I have Dallas and six well I

have Memphis and six we covered that one already I have Chicago in five um and I feel

like I might be forgetting a few so let me just check really quick really quickly make sure I'm not

forgetting anything here okay here we go here we go let's see yep I got Toronto

okay go to Toronto and seven I got Golden State with the sweet Chicago I

did Dallas I did it I got Cleveland in five Brooklyn Atlanta I got it Lana spa

I got it Lana with the sweet B I ain't gon lie Brooklyn's horrible ha I did

everything I covered it I got Memphis Memphis in [ __ ] 6 and I got the Spurs

in seven but they got to wake up is this gentleman playing in the play oh no no so that's that

feel free to feel free to tweet me up your prediction on the winner of these

in the first round of these playoffs and how many games that's the important part I'd love to see it let's document these

things so people can actually have something they refer to during the second round because people just get Oh

see I knew that was gonna happen no let's actually put it out there tweet them comment below we can we can do that

we can comment below on soundcloud and on itunes and and I'd love to see it I'd love to see it oh and give me some

suggestions for it might be over for cuz I had a [ __ ] brain freeze and I'm gonna think I'll start writing them down

yeah notes in your phone maybe I'm just optimistic and and yeah caring you know

don't want it to be old wait say three nice things about Marissa in the podcast oh yes three nice things about Maddy not

backhanded compliments like real mom Ahmadi is funny thank you yeah number 10

again once again Peters not here nobody yeah I know he's got stuff going on but

he'll be back next week I know four weeks ago any day you want to come

back that would be really cool well