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Joe Budden Podcast Episode 106, “106,” released April 6, 2017. We're back! After a week off the guys sit down with guest comedian Bo and discuss Kendrick vs Big Sean, Chance & Rory's conversation, Rikers Island, Suge, Joe's tic tac toe abilities, and the return of Homie Court. Sleeper Picks Of The Week: Joe: Common "I Used To Love H.E.R." | www.youtube.com/watch?v=JxOZLCcke3A Rory: 11:11 "I'm Good" | www.youtube.com/watch?v=55fCbLo-WZk Mal: Nick Grant "Black Sinatra" | www.youtube.com/watch?v=wbXv0eMjYlg Bo: EPMD "Headbanger" | www.youtube.com/watch?v=Um1S-C0zUQo Full transcript and searchable timestamps below.

Joe Budden Podcast Ep. 106 Transcript
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Y'all ready? Yes, sir. I'm gonna start this shit off straight, telling all three of
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y'all stop playing with my name. Let's go. Stop playing with my fucking name. Mic
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check, mic check, mic check. Let me know when we rolling. Are we rolling? Mic
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check, one, two, one, two. Mic check, one, two, one, two. I will name this
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podcast later, episode number 107. I am your host, Joe Budden. Across from me is
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Rory Lanes to his right. To his left is Maul. Behind me is my beautiful
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girlfriend. Hey, baby. Hey, baby. Chris is here back from his vacation. I didn't know
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he was taking. Hey, Chris. And shout out to our YouTube viewership. Pat is here.
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And friend of the show, Bo is here. Bo, come sit down. Come sit down.
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Come sit down with us. Now... A lot to discuss, gentlemen. Can you move your
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disgusting V-E-A from his area? My apologies, gentlemen. We've been on vacation, so I want
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to apologize to everyone last week who missed us. I didn't even know a lot
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of y'all missed us, right? So that's one. Two, I'm going to explain to y'all
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why Bo is here and who Bo is and why y'all should even give a
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fuck that Bo is here. I'm going to tell y'all about that. Bo is really
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funny, and y'all know I don't do guests because I hate people. But outside of
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all of that, Rory got me in trouble. How did I get you in trouble?
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And I'm trying to change my, I'm trying to modify my lifestyle so I'm not
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used to getting in trouble anymore because I'm not in my 20s. But during our...
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You ain't been in your 20s in about eight years. Six years. Six years, pardon
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me. Well, seven. My math is horrible. But listen, so during our heated chance debate
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last week, you said you involved Empire. And then in the heat of the moment,
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I said whatever I said about Empire. I don't even remember. I said Empire didn't
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do shit. Okay, great. But it was, to give context, I was talking about the
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creation of the project. That's what I was talking about. But how it sounded and
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how it came off, it was kind of aggressive. And Empire's great people. And they're
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wonderful over there. So I don't want anybody listening to this, artists included, because I
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encourage people to sign there because they're forward thinking and they're for us. Check their
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roster. They got every fucking relevant motherfucker right now. So good people at Empire, I
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love y'all, unlike some of the people at E1. So we'll say that. So shout
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out to everybody over there. Thanks, Rory, for getting me in trouble during our fucking
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debate. That's one. Which leads us into... You got in trouble with some other people
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in that debate, too. Did I? Yeah, the topic of conversation. We've been gone for
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a whole week. My memory's bad. I was in Chicago and did a little event
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called Hennypalooza and my man Chance the Rapper showed up. It was great. It was
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the first time we ever did Chicago. They've been asking for it for two years.
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I was really happy that we got to deliver a sold out show to them.
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Enough, enough, enough. Anyways, I get the text like, yo, Chance about to pull up
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in the back. And he want the fade. So you start sweating. You text Maul
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and me in the group chat. I did not. My phone wasn't working at the
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time. So there goes your whole fucking lie. Which is a bad time. You're about
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to get beat up and try to text your friends. So go ahead. Yeah, my
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friend's in New York while I'm in Chicago. Well, yeah. Chance pulls up. I know
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I'm fine. And have we spoken since he did his... Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,
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whoa, whoa. don't just know you find my g in chicago when you move like
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me you know you good all right go ahead they're gonna pop you that sounded
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really good talk that when you land home right yeah right nobody wanted nothing all
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right um give it to me let's hear it you bumped into chance well have
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we uh have we spoken since he went on his rant about uh his independence
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no okay yeah so backstory we spoke about uh we had a debate about chances
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independence they don't even No backstory man go check the fucking archives. It's been two
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fucking weeks I know we got a lot to get to so I ain't got
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time to catch niggas up anyways I speak with chance get him situated whatever he
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was stage walk me through this because this is important Did he shove you aggressively
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and say yo Duke you Rory? No, he did not okay good I don't think
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I'm Popular yet that chance got out his whip and and saw a bunch of
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women drunk on Henny and say yo Are you Rory? I don't think that was
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gonna happen but I I'm listening. The whole night goes, we finished, we had a
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small little green room party at the end that Chance stayed for. And his mans,
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who was a listener of our podcast, said, yo, this is Rory from Button's podcast.
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And Chance says, oh, it's been Rory the whole time. So they been was going
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to lay shit. So I was like, all right, let me. They been was sizing
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you up, didn't view you as a threat. Where's my biggest threat? Where's Kaz at?
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Yeah, smart. Smart thinking. Let me find my biggest friend and sit next to him.
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And I was like, hey, yeah, I was on your side. I could start clapping,
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please, right away. Yo, Joe's just a hater. Like, I just do a podcast with
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him. I don't really know him like that. We just see each other on Tuesdays.
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That's not right. That's not right. That's what you said when Meek ran up on
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you. Yeah, yeah. That's your line. That's your line. That's your line. Listen, I'm never
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mad at none of my friends for being pussy ever. And I'm not so much
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you I'm talking my niggas that you know it's pussy when y'all pussy I like
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this niggas you don't expect to pop off when it's time to pop off and
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I'm not saying you but I Love that let me just stop right there. I
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love that he will do that Do what? When they go right into you know
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what I'm saying? I like my niggas my friends that's pussy but not you I'm
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not talking about you you know I don't think you're pussy. Well I'm You're directly
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talking about Rory right now. Wait. That's not true. Okay. I'm creative. I'm offended. I'm
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creative. I like that though that's that you know you gotta watch Joe how he's
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dancing the conversation but go ahead. Now I gotta fight Because he thinks I'm pussy.
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I don't think you put So chance and I begin that this story don't end
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in chance punch in your face and I want to get to the phone Damn
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it. Well anyways, yes chance did admit that that rant started from our podcast and
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was good to hear and he is a friend of the show and a fan
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of show and had great things to say about Joe and Joe's rapping abilities, even
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though he doesn't rap anymore Everybody has good things to say about Joe Joe has
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Joe is the opposite on opposite and for a lot of people lot of people
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yeah until he meets them in person look I like him That's Joe Stance on
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everything. Joe always throws shots. Then when you meet the person, you're like, I like
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him. Yeah, he's all right. Joe. Everybody likes Joe, but Joe just grumpy, man. I
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am literal, not serious. I thought I gave Chance really high praise on that episode.
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Yeah, no, he didn't. Again, it gets lost in the way you delivered it. Yeah,
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I know. I'm a bit extra. All right, so Chance didn't beat up Roy. No.
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So I was home feeling safe that my co-worker was safe. One of them. Then
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I go online, Bo. I see my other co-worker mall coming out of
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a nightclub in LA getting spoken to aggressively by some guy That was like
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a whole that situation was like I don't I still don't even understand how
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that Dude was just looking at the end of it all, you know I
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think that that we handled it the best way you better believe it. We
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knew how um You know. Dudes just leave their cribs with different agendas, man. You
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know, dudes is out here trying to get paid and trying to get famous and
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shit like that. And we not on that, man. You know what I'm saying? For
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y'all that don't know, I'm talking about the Brandon Jennings clip. And that's all I'll
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say. Fucking Google it. That's my guy. And I'm not promoting that bullshit. But I
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like how y'all handled that. So then I felt good. Then I was safe to
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go enjoy my fucking trip in Puerto Rico. Puerto Rico! Do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do. I don't know if
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they're Puerto Rican. I don't know. Let me tell y'all how ignorant I am really
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quickly. Okay. This should be easy. You know, sometimes moments of time can just get
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frozen. It's called a picture. Maybe, but I'm talking about like years. Like example, I
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remember when people were, we were trying to decide and vote to see if Puerto
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Rico should be a state state. And I
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never followed up. So I... It's a state! It's not a state. We
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do not have 51 states. I got off the plane in Puerto Rico
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and got in a cab. That's a state. You don't need a passport to go
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over there? No. Okay, well I kind of consider that a state then. See? See,
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y'all like me. That's the only reason. I mean, if you don't need a passport,
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that's a state. Soon you're going to need a passport to go anywhere. No customs,
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no border, no nothing. What about Hawaii? I've never been there. You need a passport
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to get there? No, that's a state. That's a state, bro. Okay. Puerto Rico is
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a state. You know what, A, B, we don't have 51 states. That's a state.
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Wait, everybody time out for two seconds because we do a lot of joking on
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the show. Are you joking or are you serious? Puerto Rico is part of the
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United States. It's not a state though. The way D.C. is not a state. It's
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an island. I get it. It's part of the United States. I understand that. But
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why don't they do that to D.R.? So, we are? Look at Haiti right there.
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You know what happened the last time white people went down there? I don't know,
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man. But we're going to need a passport to go anywhere in a minute, though.
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You can't fly. I think in two years, you're going to need a passport to
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fly state to state. Okay. What are you talking about? Yeah, that's like the new
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loaders coming in You can't use your state ID no more to just fly domestic
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you won't need a passport to fly domestic listeners. I don't sign the executive order
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I think in 2019 Employees look like this job core employees now one of them
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they just look like they they're trying to get some community service off They fucking
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bid it's terrible now on this. Uh, I On this podcast. I don't remember what
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the fuck I was about to say. So it's not important. Let's get to the
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shit. As soon as we go on vacation, as soon as Rory goes to look
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for Chance, as soon as fucking Maul goes to Playhouse or whatever the fuck he
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was at. One Oak. 1-0. Killed you. Wait, what's that other little place Maul likes
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to text me when he's there because he's fancy? Katana. Every time Maul texts me,
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I'm like, Katana. That's the ratchet spot. That's the good ratchet spot. I know, but
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it's good for my joke. Listen. What was it like seeing Puerto Ricans, though? Because
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I haven't seen a Puerto Rican. If you grew up in New York in the
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90s, there was Puerto Ricans everywhere. I haven't seen a Puerto Rican in about 10
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years. I didn't see a Puerto Rican in 10 years, though. I saw a bunch
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of couples and college kids on spring break. Hmm. And a comedian that told me
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to go to the stress factory. See? Like we talked about before. Listen, fuck all
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that. Let's get to the fucking shit. It popped off again as soon as we
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left. As soon as we left. Kendrick Shawn. Oh, my motherfucking Jesus. Y'all finished or
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y'all done? I ain't got no more talk. I ain't got no more talk. That's
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how dated you are. You're playing that drop. Yeah. I ain't got no more talk.
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I ain't got none of that. That's not even a year yet and it's already
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out there. I ain't got no more talk. He's a YouTube baby. He doesn't know
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anything. Listen. I don't even know where to start because I feel like I have
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been chronicling and analyzing beef for the past two years. Chronicling? Chronically maybe it's a
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word now. Yeah, what's up with you man? What happened in Chicago? Vocab independent
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words a vocab That's crazy, I mean that chance you did big Sean Kendrick
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Bo you following all the chaos and hip-hop or no I've been hearing about
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it, but not not just all right, so let me tell you let's give
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some backstory here. I Lot of rappers got very offended at that Kendrick control verse.
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Let's really go back that far. Let's talk about it including you Is that you
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made a record? That man I was offended me rapping no rap beat this is
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somebody means I'm a bit it was there was a response wall We weren't offended
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but you took you felt some type of way about it as you should I
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was looking to feel a type of way about it I was yeah, I was
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looking for it. I know but but I See, that was very different. And I
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don't want to make this about me because I'm not talking about me. But I
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know Kendrick. And Kendrick is an MC. Right. In every sense of the word. Yeah.
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So I could say whatever I want to say about Kendrick on a record. He's
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gonna reply the way I feel or take it the way I feel all MC
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should right so I'll say that about him He's great shout out to anybody over
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there TDE Kendrick album come soon now with that said a lot of people got
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offended a lot of people I mean Big Sean and he did a lot of
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interviews about it some other people they'll remain nameless He did a lot of interviews
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and he wasn't happy so then he did no more interviews meaning I'm not doing
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any more interviews and he told niggas up. Did you hear no more interviews big
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Sean Boe? All right, we ain't gonna play it now cuz five minutes to straight
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rapping. Mm-hmm Give me you guys's assessment on critique of the Kendrick
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record. Just give it to me. We don't need to do that. Not humble. We're
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not doing humble yet. Give me heart. Let's take it as it happens. Is this
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the record that he got labeled as a... Oh, no, you said Sean's record. No,
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we offered that. Now we're on Kendrick's first record. No, that's humble. This is the
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first one. Heart part four or part something. I don't know. But how do we
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feel? I'm getting a little offended that niggas keep doing this shit like a day
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after the podcast. I love it. I think the record's great. I am a bit
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disappointed in Kendrick because he's such a great MC and has not really dissed anyone
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yet. I thought when he decided to diss somebody, it was going to be direct.
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I think when he was ready to do this, it was going to be all
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in or not at all. So I was a little like, yeah, all right. You
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throw a little sub. Direct means say your name, right? To me. To me. I'm
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from that. Yeah. But what if I describe everything that you're wearing? What if I
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say your family's name? What if I say everything but your name? That's still pretty
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direct, right? Well, I don't think what he said was that fucking direct. I was
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just going to say, like, y'all know me with this shit. I still don't say
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that he's only talking to Big Sean. All right, Maul. Maul. I think it's a
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few others that cuz a lot of people are saying to be honest I'm with
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more on this one. I didn't think it was the most direct Yeah, Twitter kind
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of made it more than really like people make it who was about I don't
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wait a minute Wait a minute Sean. What's the person I thought about when I
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wait a minute. I thought a Drake wait a minute We have a lot to
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talk about so I don't want to waste time. I Are y'all telling me that
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you do not think that he was talking to Big Sean? No, when I first
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heard the record, Big Sean didn't come to mind. I thought Cole and Drake. All
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right, but now that you've sat with it for a second, what do you think?
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Once people started giving me more information, because I hadn't followed their little riff as
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close as I did. I remember no more interviews and going, oh, he's talking about
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Kevin Feige. Well, if you head over to Complex News. If you head over to
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complex news you can find out everything you need to know but uh Listen, this
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is clearly a rift between these two gentlemen. So yeah when I initially heard that
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first bar a big pun your punk ass you scared a little bitch I didn't
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think big Sean off rip I don't know why people did but I guess when
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they broke it down of their whole history and big Sean Having that ad lib
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of being little bitch Sean a little dude Yeah, they're both little dudes. Yeah, but
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one of them is big in their name One of them is just using their
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name. Yeah, right. Yeah after this finish talking about this, but I just want to
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say something about all that. Yeah, I Well, that's what the podcast is for. We're
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going to say something after all this. No, all right, so you love the record.
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Yeah, I love it. I like it a lot. I want to know, all right,
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I can't ask more of this because he's going to say yes. I'm about to
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ask, is Big Sean a worthy opponent for Kendrick? But of course he is because
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he can rap, right? Right, right. I guess what I'm trying to figure out is
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why Kendrick is even... doing this. Why? What's the point? That's what I was just
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going to say. Like, I don't understand. And I don't want to come off like
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you. Because I'm all for rap beef. I know. And I probably have, if I'm
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comparing No More Interviews to Kendrick's joint, I probably have Big Sean up one in
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this beef if I'm scoring it. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. I have a theory but why he's
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doing it I think theories I think great MCs have that checklist about other great
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MCs the way Jay did blueprint - he had to do a double disc Nas
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disresa cycle. Let me do the double disc I think Kendrick now with this because
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of humble he's trying to get more of the radio side records like I could
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still steal your fans for the ratchet shit and I think he still has to
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be for somebody to be the top tier in that top five category. There's things
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he has to check off before he can be labeled the greatest. He has to
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start now. Wait, you didn't compare, you didn't just compare Street Disciple and Blueprint though,
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right? Blueprint 2, the double disc. I'm saying, no, I'm not comparing them as projects.
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I'm saying, I think Hov did Blueprint 2 as a double disc because he needed
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to check off Big Did Life After Death. Like, Pac did double disc. Back in
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the day, you needed a double disc to be great. I'm saying, and I think
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Kendrick being such a great MC and a student of hip hop says, all right,
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well, I got to at least get a battle in here in my career. I
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gotta get the party records too, because I think Humble's setting up my prediction for
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this next Kendrick album is gonna be very commercial. I just come to let y'all
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know, stop, put some respect on my name. You know what I'm saying? When y'all
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saying my name, put some respect on it. Kendrick from Condon, though, he can't be
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doing subliminals. He's got a proud legacy in front of him. Just being from that
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area, like you can't just say shit and not say it directly. I don't. Yeah,
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I wouldn't respect that. I wouldn't have to. I wouldn't want to be wanting to
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guess what he's talking about. But, Bo, you old like me. Kendrick is on record
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names and saying names though Yeah, but it wasn't a diss yeah, but it wasn't
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a diss from him I think that he's just letting niggas know like yo, this
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is this is what I do It's like a Rick Ross album I mean a
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Rick Ross record when he was talking about Birdman like it was some some heartfelt
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shit like this man That was a dish you can't tell me my watch his
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face was Totally understood where you tell me my watch is fake you disagree. No,
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I totally understood what Ross was going with that though I do too. Yeah Wait,
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did y'all hear that? I mean, of course we talk about the rush record when
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he started talking about the Church to repent disciples with the dead whole scheme when
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he was saying, uh, the publishing is the mm-hmm Oh my God. That was worse
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than a diss record. If it's really from my heart. Yeah. That says a lot
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more. Because he looked up to Bernie. That is true. That says a lot more.
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We're getting off course with this. If I'm rolling with your theory, Rory, and Kendrick
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felt this way, Big Sean is the person that he pulled out the hat. That's
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proving what? Still around. I mean it just like you said he's who thinks that
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who thinks that Kendrick is gonna lose to Big Sean in the long run Even
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if you have him down now on your scorecard who thinks that Kendrick will lose
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I don't think anybody thinks that and again, I is there such thing as losing
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today. Yeah. No, no No, I don't think Wait sidebar. Let's go back to two
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weeks ago and revisit no frauds out of the top 100 back to my what
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the fuck is a hit and No, I'm just saying, what is winning and losing?
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What is winning and losing? You're going to make your records. It's going to chart.
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It's going to not chart. You're going to tour. You're going to brand. You're going
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to do. What artist is powerful enough to stop you from making a buck? See,
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now that's why I fuck with Meek and that Drake beef, because that's the one
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thing that you've said. Meek was trying to kill that nigga, even if you failed.
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Right. That haymaker that he was throwing, he was attempting to do damage. And we'll
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talk about that another time. But... I mean, I know no one will say it
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because Kendrick, of course, is an amazing MC. He's a better MC than Big Sean.
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I will say that. But I think in that beef, Big Sean is witty. And
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I think wittiness is very important when you're battling somebody. It's not who can rap
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the fastest with the greatest cadence. It's wittiness. And I think Big Sean has a
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lot of wittiness. He is. All you're going to ever say about Kendrick, see, this
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is what beef comes down to a lot of times. What can you say about
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the other person? Yeah. What can you say about Kendrick outside of what we've already
- 20:15
said about Kendrick? What people keep saying. Oh, I don't understand you. You're Keep saying
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the same shit. All right, cool. We got that part. I just saw Jhené Aiko
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tell Big Sean on Instagram that he was her reflection. Now you
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take a brain like Kendrick Lamar and you put them little two tiny motherfuckers. No,
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I'm saying let Kendrick Lamar look at a picture of Big Sean and Jhené Aiko
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in a dark room and just focus all his energy on dissing him. He would
- 20:46
have a field day. And we're coming out with a long day for them. A
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long day is what I'm saying. A lot to be said, dear. Yeah. i don't
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even like new dudes but kendrick is right when i started listening to him like
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somebody made me listen to him you have to i'm just saying as far as
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new yeah as far as i'm concerned he's a new cat but i mean i
- 21:07
had it he was like yo you got the lit he was like bo he's
- 21:10
your type of dude like you're like man i listen to to the first album
- 21:13
first and then the second joint, I was like, I was blown away. I was
- 21:17
like, this dude is what I like. It's like what I listen to. Me too,
- 21:21
me too. Yeah, so I mean, and I was surprised to hear a so-called new
- 21:25
cat Grab me like that. I think he was raised on some some old. Yeah,
- 21:29
he's definitely got a lot of new nigga fuck shit and him Rory So tell
- 21:33
me more about I want to hear more about what you think his next album
- 21:37
is gonna be all this commercial shit You were saying well, maybe maybe and we
- 21:42
still have yet to dive into humble. Yeah, maybe commercial is not the right word,
- 21:46
but I think it's going to fit more into 2017 sound than to pimp a
- 21:50
butterfly and good kid, Mad City did I Kendrick did his own shit his own
- 21:55
lane I just think he wants to prove that he could also take that lane
- 21:59
as well where there will be things played on the radio and in a club
- 22:04
and I don't think it's gonna be a black a bunch of fucking I don't
- 22:08
know what commercial Kendrick sounds like is that swimming pools? Swimming pools was is alright.
- 22:12
It was still his commercial. No, it became commercial right of that shit. All right,
- 22:16
it's amazing But I don't think he went into the studio with all right and
- 22:21
said alright today I'm gonna make a record that's gonna play at every party and
- 22:25
on the radio just my prediction with humble I think he's gonna stay more in
- 22:29
the 2017 Lane to prove that he could also take that too. I That's all
- 22:33
right. So let's get to humble. Somebody tell me what the women are upset with.
- 22:37
Oh, I mean, what a baby. Do you know? I didn't take that person. I
- 22:42
mean, I think the ass with the dents on it. Right. Like, yeah, I think
- 22:46
a lot of women were very upset about that. And I think for misogynistic men
- 22:50
are the best people to break down that. I agree. So we're going to break
- 22:54
it down. I believe that, too. Yeah. No, but most of the asses that I've
- 22:59
ever had look like that. So I wasn't mad at that at all. I love
- 23:03
Stretch Mars. Somebody tell me what they're angry at him about. Women are angry at
- 23:07
everything. Let's just put that out there. People online are angry. Online motherfuckers wake up
- 23:11
first thing in the morning and look to see what can make them upset. Too
- 23:16
woke for their own fucking good. It's some people that just got too much fucking
- 23:20
time. But I thought, wait, but I thought, am I wrong? He was praising natural
- 23:24
women, wasn't he? Yeah, but women are upset that for them, they think he's policing
- 23:28
women's bodies and they're For them to be themselves, that's offensive. You see what Tyrese
- 23:33
said about the natural wigs and all that, and women winning on him. Well, no,
- 23:39
they're going to keep going in on Tyrese, unfortunately. So this is what I don't
- 23:43
like about what women do. So then they go find a picture of Kendrick and
- 23:48
his fiance or some shit. Who he's been with since high school. Who happens to
- 23:52
be light-skinned with curly hair and really now y'all going to kill her? Really? So
- 23:57
now that invalidates everything he said in his record because his girlfriend is light-skinned. People
- 24:01
just get upset about everything, man. You can't please everybody. Okay, somebody everything no matter
- 24:05
what you said do somebody's gonna have an objection to it But I think what
- 24:09
Kendrick was trying to say was like yo listen, you know Cuz like I was
- 24:14
talking about it online like your women out here literally dying getting these like body
- 24:18
surgeries and shit like literally dying on operating table and I think what Kendrick was
- 24:22
saying was like yo, you're fine the way you are like I You don't have
- 24:27
to get this shit done. You don't have like just love yourself like niggas still
- 24:32
like that niggas still like just natural no makeup. You're absolutely right unfortunately insecurity and
- 24:36
you know, you know, I understand the way things work But I just don't understand
- 24:41
how you could be upset at somebody saying it's okay to just love who you
- 24:45
are as your natural self and from policing women's bodies rap obviously has catered to
- 24:50
the fat fake ass in the past 10 years strip club So to now praise
- 24:54
natural women that just are themselves. How could you be upset at that? Let me
- 24:58
tell you what I think is amazing. They went and got the surgery done. So
- 25:02
now it's like, nigga, I got it done. Now you talking about being natural? Now
- 25:06
you want me to be natural after I spent this 20 racks on this body?
- 25:10
Which is exactly what I was about to say. What I'm amazed at is... the
- 25:15
women who went and got the surgeries to keep up when the fat ass and
- 25:19
big titties was in and now they went and got it undone so they look
- 25:24
like before they got it it's like a pop at least nine of them who
- 25:29
y'all skinny again now i also want to know because you know how y'all gonna
- 25:34
unsurgery yourself yeah you disappear for a few weeks and say you went on the
- 25:39
little smoothie diet that's what these chicks are doing out here. It's fucking craziness. And
- 25:43
you know the Fit Thick shit is in now too. So you see all these
- 25:47
IG models all of a sudden buying workout clothes and IG live and from the
- 25:50
gym every day. Oh, wait a minute. Rory introduced my favorite topic, IG hoes. So
- 25:54
let me address you hoes. If y'all don't stop it with that bra. What bra?
- 25:59
I'm missing it. What bra? Wait, wait, wait. Wait, wait. What happened? What happened? I
- 26:04
see Sid just gave you free smoke just now. It's free smoke over there. Hold
- 26:10
on. The funny. Go ahead. I want to hear what's funny. I'm going to tell
- 26:15
you what's funny. Okay. That bra paid for his trip to Puerto Rico. Hey. Hey.
- 26:20
Hey, hey, Sid, let that nigga know. Let that nigga know, Sid. Bust him shots.
- 26:24
Give me some sound effects on the shot. I need some shots. Give me some
- 26:28
shots. I need shots right now, man. Here you go. Give me some shots, nigga.
- 26:32
And you can pick up that bra right at WWW. Go back to your rap
- 26:36
talk. All right. I still don't know what bra you're talking about, but hey, I
- 26:40
love that. I love that just now. Oh, wait a minute. You know, you know
- 26:45
if I pulled up a video wait, no, no forget about that cuz I forgot
- 26:49
how that the group chat was Bo Let me ask you a question. What is
- 26:54
your stance on liking? pictures of pregnant women on Instagram I know it's a little
- 26:59
random. I didn't myself in the clear I didn't see the pregnant picture on
- 27:04
Instagram. I don't think I'm looking for everybody relax and stop So now I
- 27:10
have an associate of mine right who shall remain nameless, but she was at
- 27:16
the show Miami. It's cool It's cool. You know, you got cool internet people.
- 27:21
Mm-hmm And but you know, you got your associates. We just know what they about.
- 27:26
They verbalize it. They joke about it. So this particular friend has joked for years
- 27:30
about trapping an athlete because that's the cool thing to do when you're a female
- 27:34
until you meet an athlete that you fucking you try to trap him. So So
- 27:38
she put the fucking shit out. She trapped one of them niggas on the beers.
- 27:42
All them niggas on the beers. They had cutlers, so you know how they are.
- 27:46
They had cutlers. They had plenty of free time. So she trapped one of them,
- 27:50
and she put up a post. She cut the comments off or whatever, but she's
- 27:54
pregnant with his kid. And I read it. I read the long story. I won't
- 27:57
post it here. But the only person that liked it was you. Like all the
- 28:03
pregnant pictures of her. And then I was confused, Maul. So I put it in
- 28:08
a group chat. Wait, and this is what really blew my mind. I questioned my
- 28:13
friend Maul about liking pregnant pictures. And at the end of the conversation, the whole
- 28:17
group chat agreed, and he told us we was wrong and crazy. So I want
- 28:21
to hear. No, y'all think that liking any picture is crazy. No, Mo. You killed
- 28:24
me for liking a picture of a sunset somewhere. Like, well, because that's just gay.
- 28:28
Like, come on. But I'm just saying. You're from the Bronx. You just think it's
- 28:31
from the Bronx. I'm just saying, though. It don't matter what I like. It don't
- 28:35
matter what I like. Like, y'all going to have a problem with it. Because y'all,
- 28:39
I don't know. Y'all had this thing about liking pictures. I feel like it's like
- 28:42
you can't like a picture. It's corny. Why are you on Instagram then? To look
- 28:47
at pictures. Look at pictures, so don't like him. I've never liked a pregnant I
- 28:52
Mean cuz it's a kid in there now. I don't like kids Kids know that
- 28:56
I don't like them and they look at me With with the look on their
- 29:01
face like I know you don't I know you don't fucking like me right anytime
- 29:05
on the plane I was on a plane a couple days ago, and the kid
- 29:10
was like turn around looking at me and I was like I stop looking at
- 29:15
me and the kid was looking like i know you don't like me right i
- 29:18
mean i like pictures man that's just what i do joe knows that i want
- 29:22
you to follow me i think you follow me now just so you can have
- 29:26
jokes now because you know like i got the like the like hammer stays loaded
- 29:29
i got about 400 clips i only want to know why we're liking pregnant pictures
- 29:33
oh I don't know. I like shit I don't even realize I'm liking. Until you
- 29:37
pointed out, I was like, I like that picture. I didn't know you could see
- 29:40
who liking what. See, that's what fucked the game up. Now you got niggas trolling
- 29:44
what you like. See, that's why it's whack, because I think Joe was liking pictures
- 29:47
before that was an option. Never was the case that they gave me. You're the
- 29:51
murderer. I think you was a habitual liker, too. You went to rehab. I got
- 29:54
to look and see what my niggas is liking. You know why I don't like
- 29:57
stuff? Because I don't know how the like is being interpreted. Women don't interpret well.
- 30:01
That's why I don't like. Because the second I like a picture, oh, look at
- 30:05
this nigga on my clit. Huh? I can see that. Huh? Bitch. I can see
- 30:08
that. I can see what you're saying, but... Now, unfollow all of you. Right. I
- 30:12
feel you. Because I'm extra. But all for that. So where we at? Where we
- 30:16
at next? What else happened? Oh, wait. No other podcast is going to do it
- 30:21
and none of the other media outlets are going to do it. So do you
- 30:25
want to try to get to the bottom of the Remy, Karen, Sybil picture now
- 30:29
or do you want to wait? Was there any more info besides just the picture?
- 30:33
Who needs more info? Why do we need more info? Why is that fun? If
- 30:37
we find out what really happened. If I look at Papoose's face, Remy's face, Karen
- 30:41
hands, and the white lady face tucked in In the far right-hand corner of the
- 30:44
picture, it tells me that it was probably a hostile conversation. Yeah, it was aggression.
- 30:49
And if we know Remy, do we know Remy? All right, if you don't know
- 30:53
Remy, let me help you. Remy is, she's coming to ask you about whatever she
- 30:57
wants to ask you about. Karen has a history with Nicky. That's I think pretty
- 31:02
well documented. Karen's a friend of the show, so I'm not gonna stay on this
- 31:05
too long. And Karen words herself well, so I'm sure whatever Remy asked her, I'm
- 31:09
sure Karen was able to fucking answer and respond to. And I'm sure they both
- 31:12
knew that they were going to that work event, that they were going to be
- 31:16
there. So I don't think it was a shock or a surprise to anybody, but
- 31:19
it's the internet, so we gotta get these jokes off. So speaking of jokes... Pap
- 31:23
looks stressed, like, yo, just agree with her, B. She gonna hit you. Ha ha
- 31:27
ha ha ha. Know I've disagreed and I've been hit that was that look so
- 31:31
you say a remedy really beats Papoose Yeah, I think I think I'm comfortable saying
- 31:35
that right might be pep That's funny to say she beats him like Yo Funny
- 31:40
that y'all say that you know what I was thinking the other day and I
- 31:44
want to be very careful here because I don't Want Remy or pap to beat
- 31:49
me up because I like them both. I love them both but I does anybody
- 31:54
remember the pampus fat joe incident yeah and i think they did a couple interviews
- 31:59
about them patching it up i know but was that when remy was in the
- 32:05
she was gone okay but look at how amazing god is look at that we've
- 32:10
seen hove and fat joe now we've seen i never thought i'd see that pap
- 32:15
and fat joe and if i remember correctly from all of those rumors pap hand
- 32:20
skills was up in that Fat pants ain't chump, but that's beside the point. Who
- 32:25
else we've seen? We've seen a lot of the people that were beefing makeup is
- 32:29
my point. I mean, people get older. 50 and Fat Joe? are great yeah people
- 32:33
get older man you get older and you you mean like man listen that ain't
- 32:37
really about nothing yeah beef is whack the whole in fat joe one i was
- 32:42
surprised just because it wasn't just some rap that was a lot of years really
- 32:46
really didn't like it so i never thought i would see that yeah a lot
- 32:50
of people didn't think that i thought that was forever uh we've seen joe and
- 32:54
nobody uh that's been good me and who nobody do makeup i made up with
- 32:58
all my beefs every last one of my beefs oh ransom Okay. 50. Saigon. Lloyd
- 33:03
Banks. Who else have I beefed? Game. Who else have I beefed with? You beefed
- 33:09
with everybody. Royce. You beefed with everybody. Hove. Everybody. Me and Hove have made up.
- 33:14
I've made up. I'm telling y'all. You and Matty ain't make up. That beef is
- 33:19
still lingering. And it's free smoke whenever you want it. But listen, we do a
- 33:25
lot of joking on this podcast, but I want to just point out, Mature Joe
- 33:30
is going to hit. I'm chillin' I've made up with people I don't get into
- 33:35
beef I got a job I got a girl I'm so cool I kinda feel
- 33:39
like this little speech happens like every other year I'm mature now I'm this age
- 33:44
He had this talk with me before the Drake shit This is a bunch of
- 33:48
people I'm mature now I'm this age This is a bunch of people So sin
- 33:53
is the factor I'm here now Oh, yo. You've been here. You was here ten
- 33:58
minutes ago. Alright, can I say a joke that I wouldn't say if you wasn't
- 34:04
here? Look at him already stumbling. Alright, you're not going to fight me later? Hey,
- 34:10
you're already nervous. Let me tell you what's a good indicator that you have matured.
- 34:16
You ready for it? You old bitches. You got to look and see if they're
- 34:22
still failing. This nigga's crazy. See? They always speak to you though, like when they
- 34:27
see you out, they be like, hey, you look good. And you be like, oh
- 34:31
shit, I didn't even know that was you. You've aged considerably. Are you all right?
- 34:35
Like everything good? Yes. And I only say that, oh shit, I'm not plugged in.
- 34:39
Y'all talk, I care you're nothing. Well, how are your old bitches doing with that
- 34:43
said? Because I know you said that makes you mature and I know you ain't.
- 34:47
I don't know. I don't know. What am I getting for you? Well, I have
- 34:51
impeccable taste, so all my old bitches like running for Congress and shit. So I
- 34:54
don't even look into that. But what else do we have on this long list
- 34:58
of shit to run through? Henny Palooza. I want to wait. Do we want to
- 35:02
get into that now? Whenever you want. Because then we got to pull up the
- 35:06
Law & Order theme song. No, I want to go like kind of in order.
- 35:10
So let's get Dave East and his baby moms out the way because that was
- 35:14
like a month ago too. Mm. You had more I don't even know what it
- 35:19
is to report here Davies is beefing with baby moms nigga. So am I and
- 35:23
a but Black man other news. I don't know how to report it. This is
- 35:28
only a story because hoes like him a lot That that's it. We all have
- 35:32
beef with our baby moms. I guess that's the best way to cover that one,
- 35:36
right? But they going ham no on snapchat and shit. I saw one new Instagram
- 35:41
beef shit that people do in 2017 I didn't even know you could
- 35:47
snapchat from court. That was kind of ill. You can't really do that. They tried
- 35:52
to arrest me when I was in there talking that shit. Well, on IG live.
- 35:57
Blog TV. Yeah, basically. Live from my sentencing. I want you to ask, let's get
- 36:02
all this out the way too. Suge Knight, relax. Just chill. Oh, on my way
- 36:07
here I saw there was a report that his son came out and said that
- 36:11
that was a false report that Suge never said that. For those that don't know,
- 36:15
Suge said that his ex-wife... Allegedly said that. Yeah, allegedly. His ex-wife and bodyguard or
- 36:19
some shit set them up and was trying to kill him and kill Pac instead.
- 36:23
But I swear there's a documentary that came out just this past year that has
- 36:27
the actual shooter in it. Mm-hmm. admitting everything is going under the radar. I watched
- 36:31
it by accident on like channel ID. I saw it too. It fell, right? It's
- 36:35
the whole shit. Like, yo, I was, I, Imani put in our group chat. It
- 36:40
was in our group chat. I don't know where I saw it, but people, everyone
- 36:44
knows it was Imani. Imani solved the murders. Imani solved the murders. Imani solved the
- 36:49
pop murders. Imani solved the murders. So what else don't we care about that we
- 36:53
have to get into? Uh, They're closing Rikers Island. They're talking about it. De Blasio.
- 36:58
Hove is the greatest black man to ever live again. Yeah, again, just closing Rikers.
- 37:03
I don't know what that's going to solve. Just putting five different smaller jails, unless
- 37:08
they change the system of holding people for that fucking long. I don't see what
- 37:13
closing Rikers Island is going to do. Like just closing. It's just what splitting it
- 37:18
up. What is that going to do? That's all it's going to do. Is this
- 37:23
gonna be a smaller group? You guys are really pessimists. About the judicial system? What
- 37:27
should I be? It's just gonna happen. I don't see nothing good coming from it.
- 37:31
They're just gonna split that shit up. That just keeps people happy for a second.
- 37:35
Like, all right, they closed Rikers. Thank God. Like, that don't change. That just puts
- 37:38
a Band-Aid over some shit. Alright, so what should we do? Let's leave it there
- 37:43
then. God damn it. Y'all hate niggas like y'all. What y'all want to do? I'm
- 37:47
just thinking of that picture that I saw of Suge Knight, man. It's like Uncle
- 37:51
Phil, but he's like the evil version. You know what I mean? That's all I
- 37:55
could think of when I saw that picture. Like if they did like a screenshot
- 38:00
with Uncle Phil and him. Oh, wait. Wait. Did y'all see Aunt Viv
- 38:06
went off again? They keep giving her the ammunition. Bo Pretty, he has a lot
- 38:10
to say about the whole fresh French. They keep giving her the ammunition, man. They
- 38:15
keep doing it. They keep giving her a stage to stand on. You know what
- 38:19
I mean? Kendrick conversation. Y'all can have that. I'm here for Uncle Phil and Aunt
- 38:24
Viv. But wait, Bo. But they keep not giving her a stage, which keeps giving
- 38:28
her the stage, right? No. You can't. All them taking a picture laughing and smiling
- 38:32
and having fun. Of course, you can look at it and be like fuck y'all.
- 38:36
All right wait It's like that like line there that we don't like on the
- 38:40
Jeffersons, right? It's all like the Jeff was you know me like if you saw
- 38:44
a picture of them he'd be like fuck y'all Yeah, but you guys say fuck
- 38:49
you every time you see them niggas do something they go to Chuck E Cheese
- 38:53
now you want to rent You got to chill at some point. If you Auntie
- 38:56
Viv, you do. I would be salty with how I left. Which Aunt Viv do
- 39:00
y'all like more, though? Come on, Mo. I'm just asking. Don't ask me that. I'm
- 39:04
just asking. You testing my real nigga. I'm just asking. I'm just asking. Don't ask
- 39:07
me that. Don't worry about it. Don't ask me that, ask Rory. In her defense
- 39:12
though, have you ever done a family function and an aunt been pissed? It's just
- 39:16
regular family shit. There's always a mad aunt. There's always a mad aunt. You never
- 39:20
put some shit on Facebook. You don't be on Facebook. You put a family photo
- 39:25
on Facebook. I don't be in my family function. Joe is that relative. he's the
- 39:30
angry on my grandfather's funeral like check this
- 39:36
out check this out I hear for another
- 39:42
issue saying goodbye and I'm a good body
- 39:48
you That's funny my brother little brother now. He tried to give it come down
- 39:52
once you come down visit I'm never coming home to New York right so the
- 39:56
last time I saw my little brother This is a horrible segue, but the last
- 39:59
time I saw my little brother he pulled because he's from Patterson He got shot
- 40:03
a long time ago in Patterson. I wrote a song about it You can google
- 40:06
it, but he came to my house, and he was with a Another bigger young
- 40:10
man who seemed like a really cool gentleman. He introduced me, but I don't remember
- 40:14
his name because I don't why am I remembering your name if I don't have
- 40:19
to remember your name? So fast forward to Fetty gets robbed in Patterson. The gentleman
- 40:23
who was shot by Fuzz is the gentleman that I met with my little brother
- 40:27
in front of my house. So the first thing I say is, is he okay?
- 40:32
Is he good? I didn't fight. Did you snitch or? No, this is out. This
- 40:36
is video. This is video. Wait, hold on. Before we. Did you snitch? I didn't
- 40:40
catch that whole story. I was lost. Oh, Rory, that was great. Did you snitch?
- 40:44
Wait, did you snitch? Because I don't want no pause. No. The guy that got
- 40:48
shot with a chain? Right. He's my man. He was my man. outside yeah like
- 40:52
is this no because it sounds like you got a conversation away from the podcast
- 40:56
no no this was tm okay all right cool with the red arrow okay with
- 41:00
fuzz pointing at fuzz with a gun shooting okay so this is not me i
- 41:04
hope he beats it okay yeah me too but my there's a long history of
- 41:08
apparently this gentleman is the person that was in the group with fetty and then
- 41:13
whatever happened they they put him out the group so now this is like war
- 41:17
from that kicked him out the group chat that's crazy Niggas are getting shot. You
- 41:22
playing. Niggas are getting shot. Niggas are getting shot. You playing. This nigga's playing. I'm
- 41:27
not going anywhere where there might be a gun. You just left your car. It
- 41:32
was nothing but guns in Hattie Palooza. I had security guards around me. So, Bo,
- 41:37
I want to ask you. Bo is a comedian. Allegedly. Bo, I follow on Twitter.
- 41:42
I don't know how I ended up following Bo on Twitter. I can tell you
- 41:47
exactly how you ended up following him. Tell me. The chick, uh... Oh, right. Hey,
- 41:52
let's stop it right there. No, no, no, no. Let's stop right there. All right,
- 41:55
never mind. The chick, Toy, I don't know her name, Toy Box or something like
- 41:58
that. Toy, Toy, Toy, Toy, Toy. Yeah, she was following me. Toy's a friend of
- 42:01
the show. Yeah, a friend of the show. She was following me, and then she
- 42:05
hit you up one day and was like, yo, and that's when you were still
- 42:08
Mouse. Like, that's how long ago it was. She was like, yo, you got to
- 42:11
follow this guy. And that's exactly how it happened. So... Bo comes to New York.
- 42:14
He plays at Caroline's. He's opening for D.L. Hughley. I love D.L. Hughley. So we
- 42:19
all go, me and like 10 of my friends. And Bo was hilarious. We laughed
- 42:23
hysterically. And let me tell you, I gave my friends the disclaimer before we went.
- 42:28
Like, listen... my man i follow him on twitter i ain't really never he's funny
- 42:32
on twitter if he ain't funny i mean it's a lot of it's a lot
- 42:36
of funny on twitter how do you feel about them right tell me how do
- 42:40
you feel about that i mean i don't hate them i mean i if they
- 42:45
got a lot of followers i do but that's honest but you know Had the
- 42:49
clip ready when we was at that At Caroline's as I can't wait to kill
- 42:53
Joe on the car ride back for dragging us to Caroline's to see But yeah,
- 42:57
and then Bo ended up being funnier than DL. I'll say it on record. I'm
- 43:01
just oh you can't say this Yeah, but you were way too funnier than DL
- 43:05
that night. I'm hungrier, man. DL's don't already live. He's rich. He'll always be great.
- 43:10
But he's coasting. That night I was laughing much harder. I'm trying to be great.
- 43:15
He's coasting. He knows what's in front of him. But he don't trip on that,
- 43:20
though. What do you do when you're a comedian trying to be great? Don't know
- 43:25
the route Brian you just you just I mean right now I guess the younger
- 43:29
kids they're trying to make videos and all that and get noticed and Get their
- 43:33
followers up and get people coming out to see their shows I get that but
- 43:37
that's not what I'm gonna do. I'm a comic like I'm a fucking stand-up comedian
- 43:41
There's no there's nothing else on the real an extra. I'm not gonna say that
- 43:45
but far as videos and shit like I'm not gonna I I feel like it
- 43:50
would be lowering my integrity to do something different. Just to get... Alright, do
- 43:56
something different, yeah. Yeah, I mean that's not my style, even though I'm pretty sure
- 44:00
I'm going to end up doing it. I just bought a camera. I just bought
- 44:04
a Dell laptop. You about to ask Chris, Chris, what you doing tomorrow night? Come
- 44:09
film some shit at the Crest? Go straight to YouTube, right? I need that. See,
- 44:13
but I would think that. That's what my brain would say, Bo. My brain would
- 44:17
say, well, if... Today all the kids just want to see shit and I'm a
- 44:21
comedian and then all they just get their news from YouTube Why can't I just
- 44:25
cut a camera on and but see I did that like five years ago I
- 44:28
started when I saw the YouTube shit was to do craze I started like upload
- 44:32
I learned how to upload clips cuz I'm computer illiterate like I know I just
- 44:35
look at like all niggas are age, right? I can look at porn and tweet.
- 44:40
That's the extent of my internet capabilities. But I learned how to upload videos to
- 44:44
YouTube and I put some funny-ass clips on the joint. And I was like, "Yeah!"
- 44:49
I was like, "Yo, y'all, check out my shit." I got like 1200 hits Meanwhile
- 44:54
as a fucking cat on water skis this nigga got six million right
- 45:00
right. That's when I gave up. No I said fuck you - fucking
- 45:06
Ian sends me my manager in who is fired from all creative Conversations
- 45:12
because he is the worst just child. He's bad. He sends me a
- 45:17
video of an Irish man commentating on owls.
- 45:24
and it had about 13 million views. That's why I gave up. He's telling me
- 45:28
that I need to put my voice on there and talk about the owls. That's
- 45:32
why I'm trying to get my Morgan Freeman down. But I should do it cool
- 45:36
and hip. I got a good Morgan Freeman I'm working on, and I'm going to
- 45:40
try to use that to fulfill my shit. My Morgan Freeman, the couple of words
- 45:45
I got is incredible. I can get them in particular. That's one. If I had
- 45:49
a couple more joints to get a sentence... Andy was my friend. What was I
- 45:54
just saying just now? I don't even remember. Oh, wait. Oh, so that's where it
- 45:59
was. That's where it was. That's where it was. So Dave Chappelle recently put a
- 46:05
special out. Again, like I said on this podcast before, I saw him at Radio
- 46:11
City Music Hall. So I saw a lot of that material. Then a gentleman by
- 46:16
the name of Jared Carmichael put out a special. And you did you see that?
- 46:21
I didn't know more. Have you seen it? Yeah, I loved it I think I'm
- 46:26
not very familiar with him Bo, but I think he's pretty funny that guy I
- 46:30
even saw some people say they enjoyed his stand-up and his style more than Dave
- 46:34
shit now Dave is a legend and he invited me to his house in Ohio.
- 46:38
So we that's all we will say about that He's a friend of the show
- 46:43
and fuck whoever said that about Dave. How about that? Now with that said Louis
- 46:48
C.K. special is out now. Now. I haven't seen anybody talk about it. To
- 46:53
Dave Chappelle? No, Louis C.K. Louis C.K. special is out today. It's a new
- 46:59
release Netflix special the same way days was I haven't seen his pay be reported
- 47:04
I'd like to know what Louis CK is getting paid I Did hear that yeah
- 47:09
and directed it I think very underrated pootie tang I know it's trash. I know
- 47:14
it's trash, but see hood niggas went We went to see it and we like
- 47:19
that bullshit. We know it's trash, but it's like certain trash movies. We like bull
- 47:24
It's like watching Shack on that On that video with the cartoon nigga, the insurance
- 47:28
shit. What is it? When he in the car with the motherfucker, it's like life
- 47:33
insurance or something? I only watch God's Prayer. It's extremely whack. But I forgive him
- 47:37
because he's Shaq. So it's like with Louis C.K., I forgive him for making Pootie
- 47:41
Tang. I like Pootie Tang. I like Soul Plane. Stop me at Snakes on a
- 47:46
Plane and then we cool. That wasn't supposed to be a hood movie. That's why
- 47:50
it's even worse. Snakes on a Plane might be kind of funny now. But uh
- 47:54
well no I'm curious with Louis CK because he kind of started that independent I'm
- 47:58
just selling the shit off my website shit I mean I know Kevin is definitely
- 48:02
leading that right that whole shit Which is amazing and Aziz as well, but Louie
- 48:06
was one of the first people to be like no I'm not doing Comedy Central
- 48:10
not doing HBO y'all can buy it off my website. Yeah, that's what he did
- 48:13
So I'm sure it's got to be a good amount if Netflix is Well doing
- 48:17
that but I was poorly promoted because I'm a huge huge huge Louis CK fan
- 48:21
I feel like I would know if he had a special it's the second you
- 48:24
cut Netflix on it will take up your entire screen But I cut it on
- 48:27
for a brief second because I need instant gratification and I was trying to save
- 48:31
it That's how whack I am I was trying to save it for after the
- 48:34
podcast so I could watch it But I needed to see what was going on
- 48:37
I need to see if he's about to disappoint me any and he comes on
- 48:41
and he starts with So abortions and me and then just start going crazy
- 48:46
because that's classic Louis CK if you're unfamiliar with him Just go check out the
- 48:52
special comedy is real great boy. I got to interrupt you because because hold on
- 48:57
this is Exactly what I'd say this all the time like the average comedy fans
- 49:02
now they will look at I'll just say the average person will look at a
- 49:07
video on Facebook and or wherever the fuck and you know like it's a fight
- 49:12
video they'll watch that shit for like three minutes to see like a nigga get
- 49:17
hit one time but comedy is so it is it's it's such a hard thing
- 49:21
and it's such an underrated craft when people look at comedy like they can look
- 49:25
at a nigga on stage for 15 seconds and he'll make them laugh he's the
- 49:30
worst fucking comedian to ever walk this earth And that's how shit is. So that's
- 49:35
why I'm saying, yeah, exactly. I watched this nigga for 20 seconds and I didn't
- 49:40
laugh. Wait, who? I'm just saying, that's what people would be like, he was on
- 49:45
stage for a whole minute. 20 seconds is a bit, I mean. But I'm just
- 49:48
saying, that's kind of how fans are right now with comedy, man. Fickle. Yeah, very
- 49:52
much. You ain't going to get empathy from me, nigga. They worse than music. I
- 49:56
don't want to hear none of this shit you talking about. They way worse than
- 50:00
music. I think comedy has more casual fans than music fans. I think they going
- 50:03
off the Kevin Hart's, I know that. That's all I'm going to watch. Yo, you
- 50:07
know who's not funny to me? Yes. Well, not... Lil Duvall? Nah, I mean... And
- 50:11
they hail him as a legend. I get it. After I read into the story.
- 50:15
Oh, oh, wait. This is about to be good. Hold on. This is awesome. This
- 50:19
is a story that will go down in the love and hip-hop history books. No,
- 50:23
really. I don't think that... But what is the truth? What is a lie? I
- 50:27
don't think that... Eddie Murphy's funny? No, I don't think that Paul Mooney is that
- 50:31
funny. Oh! I don't. Paul Mooney is great, man. And we went to see him
- 50:35
at Caroline's, and it was kind of like... He goes too long sometimes. I mean,
- 50:40
when you write for Richard Pryor, it's kind of hard to say. I get it.
- 50:44
I get it. I get it. Paul, Paul. Paul is great. Nah. I'm sorry. I
- 50:48
sat in Carolines and was there. What year was this? This was like three years
- 50:52
ago. Me and Joe went together. I worked with Paul. I worked with Paul. He
- 50:57
was there. No, I wasn't. i think paul i see a lot of people walk
- 51:01
out when paul's on because a lot of people can't take the truth i get
- 51:04
that no he doesn't give a and you might catch him on a night where
- 51:08
he really doesn't give a i will say when me and mo went to caroline's
- 51:12
all them years ago this was paul mooney on paul mooney he was really on
- 51:16
one that night like i'm surprised the white people stayed at all i heard this
- 51:20
story about what paul mooney did one night in the comedy store in l.a i
- 51:24
believe Everybody went on stage. It was like 1 o'clock in the morning, 1:30, something
- 51:28
like that. Paul Mooney goes on stage and was like, "Is there any white people
- 51:32
in here?" And it was like maybe 10, 15 white people in there. Everybody's laughing.
- 51:35
He was like, "I want y'all to get up right now and leave." And they
- 51:39
just kind of laughed it off. So he just goes into his shit and just
- 51:43
went in on white people and they left one at a time. And then he
- 51:46
finally says, any more white people here? And it was like, no, it's just us.
- 51:50
It was like the niggas cleaned up and a few people. And he was like,
- 51:53
good night. And walked off the stage. That's some legendary shit right there. I respect
- 51:57
that. Not if I'm white. And not if I paid to come see that shit!
- 52:01
Yeah, nah, I don't know man. But that's not- you can't go into a comedy
- 52:04
club and pay and go, "Well, I only want to hear material that I find
- 52:08
funny." No, no, I get that. I get- but it was still- that night was
- 52:11
kind of like, I was sitting there like, "Ah, okay." Well, listen, if I'm- A
- 52:15
lot of people got offended at the Chappelle shit with the rape jokes and the
- 52:18
Bill Cosby and things of that nature. Oh, that was great. I thought it was
- 52:22
hilarious. He rapes, but he saves people. I'm so glad that this shit wasn't around.
- 52:27
This social media shit wasn't around with Carlin and Pryor and Dice Clay. Oh my
- 52:32
God. Because they would be going there. They would be banned from comedy. You couldn't
- 52:37
even say their name on the internet. Let me ask you, how long have you
- 52:41
been doing comedy for? 22 years. How much have you seen change in the PC
- 52:46
audience? PCP? A lot. No. That's your lane, bro. We'll get to that in a
- 52:51
minute. That topic is next. Sorry, y'all. Yeah, the game totally different, man. And the
- 52:55
money, the bread is different. I remember making more money when I first started than
- 53:00
what I do now. And I'm 30 times better. Because now everybody wants to be
- 53:04
a fucking comedian. It's oversaturated. It's like a puppy mill. Who's your favorite comedian? They
- 53:08
just making these motherfuckers in the puppy mill. Of all time, I'm calling. I'm calling
- 53:13
over Pryor because, like I was talking to Joe earlier, because calling put out an
- 53:17
hour special every year for 20 fucking years. Which is crazy. That's got to be
- 53:22
the most difficult thing And that's not just our special a funny hour Every year
- 53:26
that's difficult. That's very difficult. How many is Chris have about seven? I want to
- 53:31
say no specials all together Yeah, maybe about seven hours maybe about six or seven.
- 53:35
Yeah, but look how long he's been doing comedy So he knows how difficult it
- 53:39
is. Yeah, Chappelle was a legend before these two He had what to two specials
- 53:44
that were like what's the last good comedy comedy stand-up? Oh Didn't see the last
- 53:49
Kevin Hart one because I'm he's Kevin Hart in me out. I've never watched the
- 53:53
Kevin Hart special. Mm-hmm. Never never never watched since I know Kevin I think he's
- 53:57
a great guy, but he's just not the kind of guy I want to listen
- 54:01
to him for not the funny that you not the funny I like hateful shit
- 54:05
like I'm I'm Corey Holcomb and D ray that niggas crazy Corey. Oh, yeah, that
- 54:09
niggas really he's really crazy. Oh But I like I like I like I don't
- 54:14
think that uh Jamie Foxx gets the credit he deserves I don't think Jamie Foxx
- 54:19
gets the credit that he deserves because he has Eddie Murphy Talent he's probably more
- 54:24
talented Eddie Murphy. I can honestly say that mm-hmm before on that stage He's not
- 54:29
even he can't even say he can't even carry his jockstrap. Mm-hmm Well, why is
- 54:34
that an insult? To not be able to carry Eddie Murphy's jockstrap. I'm cool with
- 54:38
that. I'm just saying. Because he's being compared. When I have these conversations about people
- 54:41
who like the best comedians of all time, of course niggas be like, Richard... Eddie
- 54:45
Martin I'd be like Martin no mmm we're talking about stand-up we talking about fucking
- 54:51
TV shows like Martin cannot sit at the table with Eddie and Richard I wouldn't
- 54:56
with people I'm saying far stand-up comics no I'm saying if I were you I
- 55:02
wouldn't have those specials but Eddie or Richard hell no mmm Yeah, I wouldn't say
- 55:07
that. Jamie either. Like, Jamie, his specials were mediocre at best. I've never seen a
- 55:12
great Jamie. I might need security as one of my favorites. It was okay. That
- 55:16
shit is crazy. It was okay, but if you compare that to Delirious or some
- 55:21
shit. No. Yeah, but, Bo, we not doing that. We're never comparing, like, no. But
- 55:25
if you look at Jamie's talent, he is more talented than where Eddie is. Right.
- 55:30
I agree. Like, he, I mean, impressions and all that, but his singing, he'll sing
- 55:34
Eddie under the table. Right. Mean Jamie is that fucking talented man like it is
- 55:39
it's almost unbelievable to watch how talented man We was um we was just talking
- 55:43
in there and we were trying to just for shits and giggles We're trying to
- 55:47
figure out if Eddie Murphy came back and did a special with Netflix Like what
- 55:51
he would bang him for if Dave got 60 300 million We think he would
- 55:56
make it back. He would yeah, I agree and then I said I want to
- 56:01
know why nobody's telling us what a stream is worth in anything Our conversation Netflix
- 56:05
is a bit because they're doing it per subscriber. That's seven nice. They really care
- 56:10
about the stream Oh, yes, they do Of course that matters I'm saying of course
- 56:15
they're not gonna put out like they care about it did a hundred million streams
- 56:19
today like then that's not yes their subscription base there I got that but Why
- 56:24
won't anybody tell us what a stream is worth? I want to know what a
- 56:29
stream is worth. I want to know. Casual listeners. Let's try to find out what
- 56:34
a stream is worth. Man, you about to talk some shit. I don't even think
- 56:37
that's a bad thing. I think the purge will happen if we find out. I
- 56:41
think if we really find out, and they ain't going to tell us. But I
- 56:44
mean, I think this Netflix shit is great, what it's doing right now. Fuck what
- 56:48
you saying. Ask Bo your independent shit you want to ask him. Oh, I was
- 56:51
going to get to that in a minute. All right, then let's wait then. Well,
- 56:55
no, I was saying for, I think, not underground comedians, but comedians with a big
- 56:58
following with the Netflix shit. Like, I think Patrice O'Neal would have killed the Netflix
- 57:01
community. Special piece. And like hilarious of all time. Yes. Is amazing. And I mean,
- 57:05
that's to me, to your Kevin, he was still being his name. I think Patrice
- 57:10
will still be in his lane. And, and I, I don't know if he would
- 57:14
have a larger following. I'm not sure that. No, but I think with his following,
- 57:18
it, That Netflix situation. Oh, yeah, he would be perfect a damn comedy podcast It
- 57:23
was for you actually alright bow to fill you in back with a chance to
- 57:29
rapid shit Joe and I had this long debate about chance the rapper being independent
- 57:35
because he gave Apple two weeks Exclusive of his album, right? So I wanted to
- 57:41
ask Joe and you is Dave Chappelle independent. I think so. What do you think?
- 57:47
Think Dave's too smart not to be independent. So here's where I think Chance is
- 57:53
independent and Dave is not because in that deal I'm just assuming Netflix owns that
- 57:58
content that content can never live anywhere else. They paid Dave for that, but it's
- 58:03
exclusive They own it. I don't think Dave owns that special Chance owns his album.
- 58:09
So that's where I think it differs as far as this little nigga from Chicago,
- 58:14
right? Yeah, they look like like the 2003 Anthony Hamilton I
- 58:20
get it but nah I don't I don't know enough about these gentleman's
- 58:26
contract situation in that debate so I'm asking you in the same situation
- 58:32
all right so if I would think it's a false parallel I'm how
- 58:38
so big Dave is more independent than not I'll say that he may
- 58:44
have a partner in this shit that he's you know compensating heavily that knows
- 58:49
more about the business as far as that's concerned than he does but i i
- 58:54
don't he if he's not fully independent he's more independent than what he's not i
- 58:58
hate that we're still on this on on this topic but i i do get
- 59:03
how it's difficult to understand so i guess what i'm trying to say is i
- 59:07
agree If Apple is solely a streaming thing like Netflix is. But I
- 59:13
don't think it is. So, you're right. Dave did a deal with Netflix.
- 59:19
He gave them the specials. It's theirs. They promoted it. It's promoted, but
- 59:25
it's theirs now. Is he still independent? I think yes. Why I think
- 59:31
that's different for Chance is... I don't think that that's the
- 59:36
case there because the music industry was built on not letting the artists own their
- 59:42
album. So if they're doing a deal, I would think Apple, I would think that
- 59:48
there's clauses and they're a competitor. Like Netflix is not competing with anybody that Dave
- 59:53
Chappelle is... They're not competing with the Laugh Factory. They're not competing with Caroline's.
- 59:59
They're not competing with. But that's like saying Apple's competing with the Barclays Center.
- 1:00:05
It's not the same. Well, it is because comedy and music is different.
- 1:00:10
I'm saying in this instance... How else does Dave sell his comedy? The same way
- 1:00:14
Aziz and Louis C.K. do on their website. You pay, you pay, and they just
- 1:00:18
went to fucking Africa. What are you talking about? You know what helped Dave? What
- 1:00:22
the fuck does that have to do with the conversation? Helped Dave get this kind
- 1:00:26
of money, like the $60 million for the three specials? Because years ago he stopped
- 1:00:31
letting people come in with their phones like the tape shit because people was taping
- 1:00:35
shit and putting it online and you know people across the world are seeing that
- 1:00:40
so he couldn't even write to keep up with that. You know me So now
- 1:00:44
do you eliminate that aspect of it now? He can drop off three specials and
- 1:00:49
get 60 million because he's got time to do another three here in the next
- 1:00:53
couple years and pick up another 60 can and can an unknown or unpopular comedian
- 1:00:58
Approach Netflix with with some and it'd be fruitful bro. Would they
- 1:01:04
do it? I don't know. I haven't spoken Right now How unknown
- 1:01:10
are you saying? You would have to have some type of substantial following. You've got
- 1:01:15
to have some cachet. How much cachet? I don't know, but let's do some research.
- 1:01:19
You got a big following. Y'all let me know following because I'm fucking great. If
- 1:01:24
I can reach Netflix, they'll be like, yo, this nigga's great. Give him a chance.
- 1:01:28
I did shit 150 stacks sounds good right now oh my jesus marion
- 1:01:34
for the 150 they can get you right now man right now i
- 1:01:40
got a toyota corolla right now they can get you that's what at least
- 1:01:45
a 2015 joint like I got a 2005 what else happened that we don't care
- 1:01:50
about WrestleMania happened sorry yeah sorry about done with it hey let's be very careful
- 1:01:55
because they attack me your WrestleMania Twitter will but they attack you when you say
- 1:02:00
you don't read wrestling I didn't like it I said I've never watched yeah but
- 1:02:05
I won I thought I was a lover for a minute Like, I'm just in
- 1:02:10
the last 10 years, I said the hell I can. I'm WWF, man. I'm not
- 1:02:15
WWE. Yeah. No, you know what? I'm NWA. I'll take it a step further. NWA,
- 1:02:20
Mid-Atlantic Wrestling. And I was back then, fucking Four Horsemen and that kind of shit.
- 1:02:25
Like, Ric Flair. The last time I saw WrestleMania, I think Sensitivity was out. Ralph
- 1:02:30
Tresman? Jesus. Damn. and i remember you had like the thumb wrestlers and i i
- 1:02:35
remember it because i wanted to see wrestlemania but i wanted to i think we
- 1:02:40
couldn't afford it we couldn't afford it so i just ended up listening to the
- 1:02:44
radio and i was excited about some thumb wrestlers man like you don't even think
- 1:02:49
about it now you had just thumb up a ass like making them wrestlers Roy
- 1:02:54
what else happened give it to
- 1:03:00
me Oh speaking of comedy let's
- 1:03:05
talk about Joe's tic-tac-toe abilities Now
- 1:03:10
that was funny guys, but it
- 1:03:16
was funny I Here's where we'll give Joe a
- 1:03:22
pass because when kids were learning how to play tic-tac-toe Joe was smoking dust
- 1:03:28
Okay, so we may have to give Joe a pass. I'll take it the
- 1:03:33
same way. We gave 50 a pass for that I forgot backgammon Right. But Tic-Tac-Toe,
- 1:03:39
I don't think I'll ever forget how to play that. Yeah. I played that in
- 1:03:43
the dirt, like when I was five. Joe was smoking. When it's written small and
- 1:03:47
pencil on paper, I bet you can play and your opponent's sitting across from you
- 1:03:51
when it's... big and illuminated, 70 feet tall. - Yeah, that seemed like it would
- 1:03:54
be a moment. - And your opponent's a model next to you and D-Ray's making
- 1:03:57
jokes in the middle. - Right, right. - No, this whole bit. - The tic-tac-toe
- 1:04:00
pressure. - It was a lot happening. - I can rock with that. - It
- 1:04:03
was a lot happening up there, man. - It was a lot happening. - So
- 1:04:07
we give Joe a pass on tic-tac-toe? - Wait, so then I'm somewhat, now the
- 1:04:10
way he just described that, yeah, yeah. That ain't how I grew up playing tic-tac-toe,
- 1:04:13
man. Joe thought he was going to really go there and they was going to
- 1:04:17
pull a piece of paper out. He was like, all right, now listen. You go
- 1:04:21
first. When you finish this, show us, nigga, so we can do this. I was
- 1:04:25
there to compete. You see I had my Lululemon sweat jogger outfit on? I hear
- 1:04:29
you. I don't be giving a fuck. My baby going to change all that, right,
- 1:04:33
baby? Wait, I had something funny. I was just about to get too fuck, fuck,
- 1:04:37
fuck. What was we just talking about? Tic-tac-toe, man. Anyways, no, I was saying we
- 1:04:41
give you the pass the same way we gave 50 a pass for that pitch
- 1:04:44
at the Mets game because we're now the worst pitch we ever saw. I think
- 1:04:48
he did it. He had an album coming out like the week after that. No,
- 1:04:52
when 50, when everyone was learning how to play baseball, 50 was selling crack. And
- 1:04:55
that's the same way Hove can't throw a football. We have to give these people
- 1:04:59
passes. We're drug dealers. I don't buy that shit. Well, where were these fucking muscled
- 1:05:03
up and shit like he can? No, I didn't know. I've seen mad. on that
- 1:05:07
yeah i've seen a lot of bad fucking pitches but i don't buy that 50
- 1:05:10
i think you did that on purpose where were people learning to play baseball from
- 1:05:14
the block What block was that? Any block. But I've thrown rocks at niggas. So
- 1:05:18
I mean. And so has Joe. Wait. I know 50. 50 played too fucking much.
- 1:05:23
I know he throws rocks at niggas. Like I know he knows how to throw
- 1:05:27
a ball. 50 definitely threw a rock at a nigga in his life. Yeah, of
- 1:05:32
course. 100%. Acorns and shit. I know he has. So there's no way. I don't.
- 1:05:36
- It's always funny to see rappers try to be athletic though. That's always funny.
- 1:05:40
- No, but that's my thing and it had me thinking today, we were talking
- 1:05:44
in the group chat. I was in high school when Game's album first came out
- 1:05:47
and I remember listening to it because I was an athlete in high school and
- 1:05:51
I'm sitting there wondering, how are you getting basketball scholarships moving a brick a week
- 1:05:55
like I got the weight room in the morning I go to class then I
- 1:05:58
got practice till nighttime then I gotta go home how am I gonna move a
- 1:06:02
brick in between all that the same way Aaron Hernandez killed niggas when he won't
- 1:06:06
practice he's a special case man no way you can memorize a His 30 for
- 1:06:09
30 is going to be crazy. Man, look. Killer niggas was his job. He played
- 1:06:14
football for a hobby. I wish y'all shut up. I feel like Aaron Hernandez will
- 1:06:18
come out that p.m. That nigga is in here somewhere, man. Y'all better chill out.
- 1:06:23
He gets it done. Chad Ochocinco could not handle Bill Belichick's playbook. Aaron Hernandez could
- 1:06:27
do that, make the Pro Bowl, and merc a bunch of people. That's a talented
- 1:06:32
motherfucker. That's fucking dope. Now that you put it like that, I never heard it
- 1:06:36
so eloquent. That was fucking amazing, man. I got all respect in the world for
- 1:06:40
you now, Aaron, for real. Yeah, well, you better have some respect for him. His
- 1:06:45
report's coming out, he might beat it. There's one time you dropped work for Birdman.
- 1:06:49
Put some respect on his name. Yeah, man. I just come to let y'all know.
- 1:06:54
Put some respect on my name. When y'all saying my name, put some respect. Much
- 1:06:59
to my surprise, Maul came back with the exclusive news. We had it first, but
- 1:07:04
we didn't record. That Drake is doing... top boy what's name of that Netflix there's
- 1:07:08
a Netflix show that our heads are doing no come on I don't want to
- 1:07:12
stay on Drake and I don't want to make Drake jokes cuz I think it
- 1:07:15
is top but what's top boy right yeah I think and some people said that
- 1:07:18
it's supposed to be good it is you never seen it I've never seen yeah
- 1:07:22
it's cool I haven't seen you then again I had never even seen Degrassi so
- 1:07:25
I didn't know Drake was an actor until way later I've never listened to a
- 1:07:28
Drake album you don't look like the type not one not one i've never i've
- 1:07:33
never bought a i've never bought a wayne album i've never listened to a drake
- 1:07:38
album i've never listened to a wayne album I make up my mind that I
- 1:07:42
don't like you right away. I'm one of those people. And when I do, there's
- 1:07:46
not a lot you can do to sway me, man. Once I decide I don't
- 1:07:50
like you. I'm just like Joe in that aspect. I really don't fucking like people.
- 1:07:54
There's a few people that I kind of dig and I'll rock with them forever.
- 1:07:58
But when I make up my mind, I'm like, I don't like this motherfucker. That's
- 1:08:02
just the end of it. And Wayne and Drake and... everybody just hot supposedly I
- 1:08:07
never gave a fuck you know I don't even like people like I was the
- 1:08:12
last new rapper you listen Kendrick was the last one I went bought his record
- 1:08:18
I was gonna say no take some nations back I thought maybe it was the
- 1:08:23
last time you're who takes a nation to hold us back I was gonna say
- 1:08:29
it's stylistic Well speaking of Drake and we'll move on to LA I think is
- 1:08:34
probably our next step in this podcast because more and I were in LA and
- 1:08:38
he was telling me about this party in the hills this little birthday party and
- 1:08:43
And I got all excited because I love a house party. Because y'all niggas is
- 1:08:47
whole ass niggas. So y'all texting each other trying to find out where the hot
- 1:08:50
spot is. But go ahead. And then, no, we was next to each other at
- 1:08:54
this time. Texting each other next to each other. Texting next to each other. Even
- 1:08:57
worse. Weirdos. And I'm sitting there like, oh, yeah, this would be great. And then
- 1:09:01
I start thinking about Moe's ties in the hills. And I'm like, I might walk
- 1:09:05
in that shit and Chubb is going to be the first person I see. So
- 1:09:08
I'm thinking Moe might be lying to me. And then. We leave any Palooza and
- 1:09:12
he's like nah, I think this shit over and I think personally he got a
- 1:09:16
text from Chubbs It was like nice too hot in here. Let's not set him
- 1:09:20
up today. Fuck. Let's do it at another time Yeah, y'all niggas end up end
- 1:09:24
up leaving me doing their own thing and I was in a fucking Twilight Zone
- 1:09:28
Trying to get out fucking with Rory and Imani. Listen, this could be our segment.
- 1:09:32
I'm listening. I'm listening. I'm listening. I wasn't there. Oh, no We threw it baby.
- 1:09:35
That was the end. We got started beginning. Do you have the home court music?
- 1:09:39
Oh two years ago We have homie court music? Yeah. Oh, this is great. It's
- 1:09:45
really just people's court theme. Oh, fuck it. I like that. Homie court. For those
- 1:09:50
that don't remember, like a year and a half ago, we started a segment called
- 1:09:55
Homie Court. I actually forgot what started it. What was the first Homie Court? I
- 1:10:00
don't know. Marissa doing something stupid. It was some shit. Anyways, homie court is when
- 1:10:05
your friend may or may not have done some fuck shit and you need to
- 1:10:09
take your homie to court and address this situation and figure out if they are
- 1:10:13
guilty or innocent for their bullshit. And we haven't done this in quite some time.
- 1:10:17
Well, what are the charges that you have here? My charges for Imani, I kind
- 1:10:21
of want the music to get some suspense here. So Imani's to read the charges.
- 1:10:26
Yeah You always give me shit for trying to find something no, no, you're right
- 1:10:31
you're right Oh, can I tell you that in Puerto Rico man sin was 100%
- 1:10:36
watching people's court And I think they changed something about people's court the TMZ guy
- 1:10:41
does it now? He's outside asking questions Harvey Lee Whatever course he does and the
- 1:10:46
commentator guy is hilarious. I'm looking for people's court on demand now. I The commentator
- 1:10:51
guy is the funniest guy I've heard on television in a long, long time.
- 1:10:57
I promise you that. Now, with that said, what are the charges? What's Amani's
- 1:11:03
last name? What's his full government? I'm not going to give it on the
- 1:11:09
podcast. Amani. Amani. Yeah. You are being charged with bringing the unfriend of the
- 1:11:15
show, Marissa Mendez, to Henny Palooza. Man, yeah, man time. Come on,
- 1:11:21
make up more charges for this nigga, man. I need to call him. I need
- 1:11:26
the oxcord. You charged with first degree fuck shit. Second degree playing both sides. Fourth
- 1:11:31
degree, you contradictory fuck. Because when anybody else hang out with somebody that did something
- 1:11:36
to you, you get mad, you fucking fuck. And I wasn't there, so I'm
- 1:11:42
just talking shit. Everybody is innocent until proven guilty. We do not know you. No,
- 1:11:47
the fuck they not. This is America. You are guilty if the tweets look like
- 1:11:53
you guilty. You guilty until proven innocent. You guilty until you fucking tweet the receipts.
- 1:11:58
That's a fact. Yeah. So I want to know what happened. Explain to me how
- 1:12:03
I'm home in my bed and see Enemy of the Show. Every time Rory goes
- 1:12:08
to LA he's hugged up with Marissa. Name the other time. Yo E you can
- 1:12:13
hear us? I hear you. First of all take that aggression out your voice my
- 1:12:19
G. Fuck outta here. Fuck outta here. I already know y'all coming with some bullshit.
- 1:12:24
Imani you are now on the stand in homie court. Your charges are bringing Marissa
- 1:12:30
Mendez to Henny Palooza. When you know niggas don't fuck with that bitch! How
- 1:12:36
do you- How do you plea? Innocent. Oh, he's guilty! Hang him up! Yo,
- 1:12:41
that judge ain't playing. I got to be careful in there. Mad innocent. E,
- 1:12:47
what you got to say for yourself, dawg? Because we ain't really feeling your
- 1:12:53
style over here in New Jersey. Listen, first off, I need you to chill because
- 1:12:58
you're guilty of a lot of things that we need to bring you to trial
- 1:13:03
on. Oh, oh, I love going to trial. Let's deal with your charges first. All
- 1:13:08
right, cool. All right. Now I'm innocent as hell. Actually, I want to be like
- 1:13:13
very clear in saying that I honestly think this should be home court against Rory,
- 1:13:17
if anybody. But I just said that. I just said that. I'll stand on. I'll
- 1:13:22
stand on the trial first. So. But no, I saw Mike and Marissa and Whitney
- 1:13:28
as I was getting out the car. Hold on, hold on, hold on. The day
- 1:13:34
before, you said you were coming to Hennypalooza with Daisy and I believe a plus
- 1:13:40
two is what you asked for, correct? Yes. That was our conversation. So I put
- 1:13:45
down Amani plus three because I didn't think I needed to put Daisy's name. I
- 1:13:49
just put your name on the list. Plus, we think we need to put wit
- 1:13:53
and all that other shit. Whitney was on the list from a separate person. Someone
- 1:13:56
else submitted Whitney's name. All right. The listeners don't give a fuck. So people don't
- 1:14:00
know him. So he says, yo, what time should I get there? This is Saturday.
- 1:14:04
I said, come around 530 or whatever. He said, let me scroll through. Guilty. I
- 1:14:08
don't even matter. It don't matter. None of this matters. You're going to be guilty
- 1:14:14
at the end. He says, headed that way now. Be there like 530. Where should
- 1:14:19
I go? I said, go to the back door like you did last year. No
- 1:14:25
homo. Don't hear anything from E for hours. Guilty. That's a lie. Hours. That's definitely
- 1:14:30
a lie. Wait, what'd he say? It was probably 30 minutes he didn't hear from
- 1:14:35
me when I texted him. Okay, you could be right there. Thank you. Anyways. Y'all
- 1:14:40
better get to the fucking punch or we crucifying this nigga now. I don't care
- 1:14:44
about all this shit. I wasn't there. I don't care about it later. Guilty. So,
- 1:14:49
I'm thinking E is coming with Imani, Daisy, plus two. And bitches. Oh. Well, I'd
- 1:14:53
assume the plus two were women. He then texts me and says, walking to the
- 1:14:58
back, Whitney, Maddie, and Zombie are walking with me. Didn't know that was the plan.
- 1:15:04
This is when he's walking up to the door. I'm thinking the plus two are
- 1:15:09
just- Yo, what you got to say for yourself, dog? First off, Zombie was already
- 1:15:15
on the list through Rory, right? So? He was. Okay, he's out the clear. He's
- 1:15:20
in the clear on that one. So, so, that's my guy. So, so, zombie was
- 1:15:25
the first person I initially saw out the gate. I didn't see Marissa, I didn't
- 1:15:30
see Whitney. I saw zombie, I dapped him up, and then I seen Whitney and
- 1:15:35
Marissa. We all hugged, we all said what's up, we started walking. My plus, my
- 1:15:40
plus three ended up being a plus two. Because one of the people ended up
- 1:15:44
not- So, so, Maddie was not your third in that plus three, is what you're
- 1:15:49
saying? I don't even have Mahdi's phone number. What are you guys talking about? So
- 1:15:52
I go and open the door to greet my great friend Amani who lives in
- 1:15:53
LA now that I don't see. And his beautiful girlfriend that I love and Zombie
- 1:15:55
who I love. And there's Marissa Mendes. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
- 1:15:57
no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no
- 1:15:59
no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no
- 1:16:01
no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no
- 1:16:02
no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no
- 1:16:04
no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no
- 1:16:06
no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no
- 1:16:08
no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no
- 1:16:10
no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no
- 1:16:11
no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no
- 1:16:13
no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no
- 1:16:15
no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no
- 1:16:17
no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no
- 1:16:19
no, no, to pre-warn him of the people who were walking with me. I didn't
- 1:16:23
just say Marissa or Whitney, I said everybody, right? - Mm-hmm. - You did. -
- 1:16:27
He then replied and said, "LOL, this is gonna be so funny." - No, no
- 1:16:31
I did not. I said I spoke to Zombie, he didn't mention Mahdi. Whitney and
- 1:16:35
Zombie are on the list, Mahdi's not, so I could really be a dick. Then
- 1:16:40
I said, "This should be funny, but she got some fucking nerve." That's what I
- 1:16:44
said. - And then what did I say? - Man, this is gonna be funny.
- 1:16:48
- And that's it? Damn. Why they want to stick me for my pay? When
- 1:16:53
we get to the back, It's up to Rory to decide how he wants to
- 1:16:58
handle that situation. I didn't bring that situation to him. Good point. I'm not the
- 1:17:02
one who invited people. I didn't invite people to Henny Palooza. I'm an invite. I'm
- 1:17:06
a plus one. I wasn't the guy who was a plus one to me. Great
- 1:17:10
point there from your counsel. But I am in control of 2,000 drunk people. The
- 1:17:14
last thing on my mind is fucking Marissa Mendez and her getting in and me
- 1:17:18
stepping away from my bullshit to deal with her. So I'm letting you in with
- 1:17:22
all of them. Let me say let me just say this when Rory saw Marissa
- 1:17:27
Rory seems to be very Excited to see her cuz you cannot prove that you
- 1:17:32
cannot prove You can't prove intent or whatever they say in court when you talk
- 1:17:37
about feelings you can't prove anything He ran up and gave her a big oh
- 1:17:42
hell no you are lying on the stand did you put your hand on the
- 1:17:47
Bible? But it was cordial I said what up? It was a very nice, it
- 1:17:51
was a hug. Yes, and back to my original point that I have 2,000 people
- 1:17:55
at an open bar I need to tend to. And I just took your friends
- 1:17:59
because that's your plus and I respect your plus because you're my man. I'm just
- 1:18:02
a real nigga and at the end of the day, if I see somebody, no
- 1:18:06
matter if they're a plus or a plus one or not, if I don't fuck
- 1:18:10
with you, I just ain't fucking with you. Alright, well, newsflash for 2017, Imani, we're
- 1:18:13
not real to everybody anymore. Hey, I know it's cool to be a real nigga.
- 1:18:17
We're not real to Marissa. We're not real to anybody on her fucking show or
- 1:18:21
her podcast. I don't know why Rory let her in. I don't know why every
- 1:18:24
time he go to L.A., he's in a Snapchat with Marissa, but that's his business.
- 1:18:28
Now you can name the last. I've never seen my own L.A. in my life.
- 1:18:32
But for branding purposes... Branding I'll talk to you later. Anyway, uh, so are we
- 1:18:36
saying Whitney is guilty here and you are not guilty They all guilty hang these
- 1:18:41
niggas you're going to jail by jail time Sorry, no, no, no one is guilty
- 1:18:46
of anything Rikers the whole 23 hours thoughts to yourself I don't think anyone's guilty
- 1:18:50
of anything and if that's the case then we have to mention Joe being guilty
- 1:18:55
of hanging out with Rory enemies I don't know if I want to give sunshine.
- 1:19:00
That's my man. So I want to give him shine Was this a case I
- 1:19:05
needed it was okay I'm on it. That was good. Hey, I'm on it. That
- 1:19:10
was good. That was pretty good Let's hang up with him. I want to talk
- 1:19:15
about this. Okay, let's talk about wait. I got it. Get off my fucking phone.
- 1:19:21
Oh Wait, what's wrong hanging out people enemies? I think it's a mistrial or a
- 1:19:26
mistrial we because we got to get to Joe's bullshit Mistrial makes you innocent man.
- 1:19:31
Man go hug your girl. Go to court for a fucking phone now Alright peace
- 1:19:36
E. How come let's get let's talk about that for a little bit Bo what
- 1:19:42
are your rules on frenemies? Like and what I mean is because uh, I don't
- 1:19:47
even know how to I What do I mean? I don't know how
- 1:19:53
to deal with that because I don't have no friends. See? See? See? See? I'm
- 1:19:58
with that. I don't know how to deal with it, honestly. I don't know. I
- 1:20:02
had a situation like that, shit, a long time ago, but that's where I'm at
- 1:20:07
now because I was like, fuck this nigga. That's pretty blunt. I like your enemy.
- 1:20:12
All right, leave now. This shit over now. You want to leave. All right, go
- 1:20:17
ahead and leave. Talk about these bitches. Anyway, let me tell y'all what Tasha was
- 1:20:22
doing in Puerto Rico. Tasha in Puerto Rico just sounds wild. Anyway, Tasha in Puerto
- 1:20:26
Rico. I'm kidding, and I'm going to get in trouble. End of question for me.
- 1:20:30
I'm kidding. I'm only joking. Go ahead now. I'm kidding, man. They can see you
- 1:20:35
on the YouTube still. Stop pressing people on my friends on my podcast. Yeah, why
- 1:20:39
are you looking at me like that? I didn't even say nothing. I'm chilling. Jesus,
- 1:20:43
Mary, Joseph. Bye, baby. I love you. Fuck. Anyway, I think women are better at
- 1:20:48
that Than what dudes are. Because women do that shit. She don't need to fuck
- 1:20:53
out of here. Women will have a fucking, like they'll have a common... Oh shit!
- 1:20:57
Oh shit! Yo Pat, don't play like that man! I got scared to death just
- 1:21:01
now! I was just saying like the screen door like she was... Yeah man! Don't
- 1:21:06
fucking play with me. So women will have a common enemy and be hating that
- 1:21:10
bitch and then soon as they got a falling out one of them will start
- 1:21:14
hanging with that bitch. You know what I mean? Like they do that kind of
- 1:21:17
shit. They get back shit. Yeah, chicks sit next to each other in the VIP
- 1:21:20
section all the time when bitches down like... Chicks a woman yeah, they go to
- 1:21:24
dinner with other chicks and they don't like but then they become friends with that
- 1:21:28
bitch again and the outside bitch know all her business You know what I saw
- 1:21:33
there's a clip floating around now. Oh wait, and while we just hung up with
- 1:21:37
Imani He broke some news on this rush shit. I haven't checked the authenticity of
- 1:21:42
it But he said Ross got five years probation for all that shit for kidnapping
- 1:21:46
made out great. Oh oh what's up with the uh a real big the people
- 1:21:52
the landscaper thing yeah okay five years probation is amazing wow you did better than
- 1:21:57
riddick bow like riddick bow can't talk now because of that kidnapping now i know
- 1:22:03
you own all the you named the kids don't know i'm sorry people who's your
- 1:22:08
friend said riddick bow man god damn it up what's that you're saying with this
- 1:22:13
uh you just now being a phony that's all I don't know. I don't give
- 1:22:18
a fuck about that shit no more. You just said what you were just talking
- 1:22:22
about. No, I had a greater point that I was getting. Oh, there's a clip
- 1:22:25
floating around. There's a clip floating around of these two dudes. You know, the joke
- 1:22:29
is about how women always approach each other, coming in woman to woman. So there's
- 1:22:32
a clip floating around now of two men. I see what you're saying. It's so
- 1:22:36
wrong. It's very, very funny. Yeah, I got it from your timeline, actually. So now...
- 1:22:40
That was the thing. On some Hey Barbara and Shirley shit? Coming to each other
- 1:22:44
man to man now. Yeah, and they did some even more faggot shit. And by
- 1:22:47
faggot, I don't mean gay. Not gay people. We love the gay people. Friends to
- 1:22:51
the showcase. What they did was they became allies like women do, and they made
- 1:22:55
this little plan where one guy went to propose to Shorty, and then the other
- 1:22:59
guy came in during the proposal. and it starts saying see you had two good
- 1:23:05
dudes two good dudes and i'm sitting there saying she's the winner in this one
- 1:23:09
yo these new oh she did we'll turn around leave the diner now both of
- 1:23:13
y'all sitting there just talking to each other that's like a real thing or they
- 1:23:18
was joking all right yeah it was serious don't worry i favorited it just them
- 1:23:22
two probably gonna start just so you can see it wow yeah what type of
- 1:23:26
sucker is that For those listening, more or less. Oh, you can turn that down
- 1:23:32
because my phone is on fucking deaf nigga. I used to joke and think that'd
- 1:23:36
be hilarious if a guy said, yo, I'm coming to you man to man. All
- 1:23:41
right, no, no. Is this Barbara? Yeah. Barbara, this Shirley. So I want to know
- 1:23:46
what y'all do if somebody comes to y'all man-to-man, honestly. Damn, I just said another
- 1:23:51
old nigga line. Damn it. Yes, yes, bro. You're old as a shit. They call
- 1:23:55
me old. I'm 36. Shit. What do y'all do if somebody comes to y'all man-to-man?
- 1:24:00
First of all, both of these dudes look like they don't like girls, number one.
- 1:24:04
Or the behavior would suggest that. Yeah, like this looks like, I don't know. And
- 1:24:09
what's the cool way to come to someone man-to-man? I feel like there's a cool
- 1:24:13
way to do it, and I feel like Maul's done it in Harlem one night.
- 1:24:17
I think every dude has done that. Like, you see your man dating a girl
- 1:24:21
that you probably know or got some history with. No, we're saying two strangers, like
- 1:24:26
men that now find out, like, oh, shit, she got a boyfriend, and I'm also,
- 1:24:30
like, strangers. Not, oh, nah, man, don't do that. Like, the whole hood hit. Nah,
- 1:24:34
man, don't do that. So you're talking about if a dude
- 1:24:40
I don't know comes up to me and tells
- 1:24:46
me that he- That type of shit. Not on the block like, fam, we all
- 1:24:52
fucked her. You should probably not do that. Oh, I'd be like, whatever. Knowing me,
- 1:24:56
I mean, I'm not taking it. It's not like I'm trying to wife it. What
- 1:25:00
if you were wifing it? Well, like, I don't care, Chris Paul. Just send her
- 1:25:04
over to me after. Mean I'm not you know how's the need that has that's
- 1:25:09
never happened, but I mean So you think Scottie Pippen like hit future up and
- 1:25:14
said that like yo, he's crazy. He's a clown. Scotty Pippen Mike all of a
- 1:25:19
sudden he's a class ended voodoo. Yo Mike check Mike check you sound fun. I
- 1:25:24
do yo Yeah, I'm speaking on the side. I sound funny in my headphones. No,
- 1:25:29
it sounds funny still to an iPhone. Oh Does it are we sure let's oh
- 1:25:34
there we go. Thank you Pat. Here we go. All right, we know I'm on
- 1:25:38
now What would you just say? A man reaching out a strange stranger DME like
- 1:25:42
yo, I fuck with your girl, too So, oh wait wait wait, so it's what
- 1:25:46
it's initially my girl and he's telling me he fuck with her Oh, yeah, every
- 1:25:51
fight I've had in my life with people bigger than me. What if it was
- 1:25:55
Floyd Floyd small and you still have yet? Yeah, I fought Floyd. Oh but you
- 1:25:59
saying if i have a girl and a dude like sends me a message yeah
- 1:26:04
well first of all this is far-fetched because you haven't had a girl in 30
- 1:26:09
years so hypothetically yeah i mean at that point you just gotta you gotta leave
- 1:26:13
your girl you gotta let it go and first of all if a doing his
- 1:26:18
due diligence like that he a anyway like that I'm not going to look into
- 1:26:22
the shit like that and then go hit the nigga up. Because it kind of,
- 1:26:25
it will make you feel feminine to be like, yo, you know, that's my girl
- 1:26:29
you've been fucking with, like, in an inbox. I don't know. In an inbox. I'm
- 1:26:33
just a little too grown for that. Like, I'm too much of a man to
- 1:26:36
do some shit like that. I'll just be like, you bitch. Yeah, I thought it
- 1:26:40
was a little funny when they did it on the Mason Allude. Like, I wouldn't
- 1:26:43
have done it that way. And he was kind of G about it. But I'm
- 1:26:47
pretty sure that kind of shit goes on a lot right now. I have never
- 1:26:50
said to another man, that's not true. I was going to say, I think you
- 1:26:55
on record. I'm sure that goes on a lot. Oh, that's how much of a
- 1:26:59
real nigga I am. I said it to Drake. We need to get some audio
- 1:27:04
on that because I'm sure that goes on a lot. It's a lot of niggas.
- 1:27:08
These new niggas got hips and shit and sassy attitude. They roll their eyes at
- 1:27:13
other niggas. I don't even know when this shit started. I agree. This nigga rolled
- 1:27:17
his eyes at me. That's your father. Yeah. Your father ain't shit for allowing you
- 1:27:21
to do this, though, man. I agree. I agree with all that shit. Yeah, nah,
- 1:27:25
I agree. I would never do that. But if a nigga hit me telling me
- 1:27:29
he's fucking with my girl also, then I mean... That's crazy. I think the rules
- 1:27:33
are changing. New niggas are allowed to do certain things that we just couldn't do
- 1:27:37
in our generation. So that's fine. We'll leave it at that. I don't want a
- 1:27:41
new nigga shame. I don't want to do that. So shout out to y'all. Shout
- 1:27:45
out to y'all. Shout out to y'all. Shout out to the new niggas. What else
- 1:27:49
has been interesting? Trump passed a whole lot of laws. Man. I think this time
- 1:27:52
is for women. Women, y'all can't do shit now. He on y'all. I'm so tired
- 1:27:56
of that. Y'all put him there. We can't talk politics here, Bo. Okay. You can't.
- 1:28:00
We'll be here all day. Yeah. We'll be here all day. I'm just tired of
- 1:28:04
his ink pen, man. Yeah, that nigga signed a lot of shit quick. He made
- 1:28:08
some shit and then turned around so you can see it. And it was like...
- 1:28:12
It look like a nigga had a fat pencil when he sounded like it I
- 1:28:16
just think he's retarded as fuck like it and no then no disrespect to retarded
- 1:28:20
people I mean like a different kind of retarded. That's the last hope we like
- 1:28:24
he's like he's able and shouldn't be retarded Yeah, he'll write it be like look
- 1:28:28
see I like it. I'm tired of a man. Well I don't know why I
- 1:28:32
got to see this motherfucker every day some more shit happened and That I don't
- 1:28:36
remember at the moment. Hold up. Oh, shit. All right. Oh, shit. We went through
- 1:28:40
a whole podcast and didn't say one word about the national title game. We should
- 1:28:44
be ashamed of ourselves. Yeah. Well, I mean, we didn't get to it. That game.
- 1:28:47
Congrats to Roy Williams. Yeah. I mean, I don't want to say anything more. I
- 1:28:51
had UNC winning. Yeah, a lot of people had UNC. Shout out to Duke fans.
- 1:28:55
Shout out to Gonzaga. It was a good game until the last 30 seconds. Yeah.
- 1:28:59
It was a real good game. I thought the championship game was really North Carolina
- 1:29:03
and... Oregon? That was a game. That was one of the better games I've seen
- 1:29:08
in a while. But J.J. Redick, who I hate Duke and everybody from Duke except
- 1:29:12
for me, Carlos Boozer, shout to him. You don't like Grant Hill? Like
- 1:29:18
Randall, but he knows he don't really count don't brand. I didn't mind no no
- 1:29:24
Every real niggas hated fucking Eldon brand. We hated Jay Williams. Williams a great commentator
- 1:29:30
though. I give amazing commentator really is well No, I like a brand when he
- 1:29:35
teamed up with fucking oh I hated Elton Brand and I like great shut up
- 1:29:41
JJ ready one do play our life JJ ready tweeted Congrats to UNC.
- 1:29:47
Seriously. Also, every player on the court tonight should have been paid. Scholarships don't count.
- 1:29:53
Don't at me. Love that. That's great, right? When did J.J. Redick become so lovable
- 1:29:59
to me? This guy's like a real nigga. Just then. Nah, he been doing a
- 1:30:04
lot of real nigga shit, honestly. Hanging out with the Clippers, man. What real
- 1:30:10
niggas on the Clippers? Except for Chris Paul. He was such an L.A. nigga. DJ,
- 1:30:14
why are you here? DeAndre Jordan? I was going to say, DeAndre going, DeAndre Jordan
- 1:30:18
what? DeAndre Jordan just went to a whole other team and changed his mind. No,
- 1:30:22
no, no. He didn't go. He verbally committed. He dressed up like a Yeah, I'm
- 1:30:25
not rolling. DeAndre Jordan had to have the whole team go to his house and
- 1:30:28
ask him to come to the gym. I'm not rolling with that. Fuck out of
- 1:30:31
here, Maul. You be shooting a lot of niggas bail that don't deserve bail because
- 1:30:34
you hang out with assholes. What you mean? You would not respect that DeAndre Jordan
- 1:30:37
move if it was from anybody else. I respect it. He was a free agent.
- 1:30:40
He could test them off if he wanted to. I know you respect it, but
- 1:30:43
you didn't respect it when Chris Paul went to the Lakers and then League reversed
- 1:30:46
it. Because you can't. I can't respect that. Chris Paul didn't reverse it. Exactly my
- 1:30:50
point. The league reversed it. Not Chris Paul. The league. I don't respect the league
- 1:30:53
doing that. That's different. But you respect DeAndre Jordan doing it. Yeah, he was never
- 1:30:57
supposed to leave. I don't know DeAndre Jordan. I've never met him. He put a
- 1:31:00
wig and a dress on. That's all I need to know. I don't mind that
- 1:31:03
part. A lot of niggas did that. Eddie did that. Eddie did that. Hey, not.
- 1:31:07
In real life and Tyler Perry man with niggas get
- 1:31:12
to that let's get to that Eddie like boy pussy
- 1:31:18
don't do that Bo. Yeah, he like boy. I believe
- 1:31:24
him Oscar, Delahoya. It's a few niggas on that Fuck
- 1:31:30
that fuck that Eddie like boy pussy man, but I don't respect niggas that
- 1:31:35
do that. So maybe I don't respect It is the case eating it -
- 1:31:41
she's when he wasn't with you niggas be I live in wild lives man
- 1:31:47
when he wasn't God damn it the harsh realities on hit me again because
- 1:31:53
if women carried the term can't just say stuff like that already Yeah, you killed
- 1:31:58
Eddie Murphy. That was crazy. I already killed Eddie Murphy. And now y'all want to
- 1:32:02
start saying shit like this. I mean... Eddie Murphy was rumored to be running around
- 1:32:06
with Johnny Gill. Yeah, he was. And Johnny Gill ain't... Johnny was living in a
- 1:32:10
gas house. Johnny Gill ain't an ugly dude, man. Oh, God. That's... That's crazy. So
- 1:32:13
Joe also likes boy bands. Apparently. Hey, time out. Ain't it a shame that Luke
- 1:32:18
James is Johnny Gill now forever? No, no, no. Hold on, hold on. Now let's
- 1:32:22
talk about it. No, we got to talk about that. Let's talk about it. Listen,
- 1:32:26
that new edition shit, we got to wrap it up. Let's wrap it up. They
- 1:32:30
extending their shit, right? Yeah, come on, man. That nigga DeVoe. Hey Devoe Listen The
- 1:32:34
fuck outta here Devoe The real new edition Is still alive and well That's the
- 1:32:38
problem I have with all Like how is the The fake new edition They're touring
- 1:32:43
the world As new edition Joe was just on With Bobby TV with Bobby Brown
- 1:32:47
yesterday That's crazy to me. When did somebody say, okay, enough is enough? Like, come
- 1:32:52
on. Really? I think they just got a new magazine cover. It was a great
- 1:32:56
show. It was a great series. We get it. We loved it. But come on,
- 1:33:01
my nigga. Like, the real new edition is still on the planet. All right. Speaking
- 1:33:05
of, and I tried to figure this out the other day when I was alone
- 1:33:09
in my room, and I couldn't. If Bobby Brown is Chris Brown before Chris Brown,
- 1:33:14
and just for fucking joke purposes, and Rick James is Bobby Brown before Bobby Brown,
- 1:33:19
Which one of them crazy the best? There's nobody at Rick James is the craziest
- 1:33:24
nigga ever slow down and know that that is the obvious I don't know if
- 1:33:30
that's Dan Yeah, Rick Rick was burning bitches man with a crack. I think I
- 1:33:35
think that's a more I think that's a morning for Chris I think that's a
- 1:33:40
morning that we would hit it we would hear about Chris is definitely out here
- 1:33:45
doing dark skin nigga shit Chris 100% has burnt someone while exchanging drugs and No,
- 1:33:51
while using them. Rick James is living Rick James is the craziest nigga ever alive
- 1:33:56
ever ever She was doing ever. It's doc like it's his shit is well documented
- 1:34:01
Justice Chappelle show but you hear the other stories beyond that he's the craziest nigga.
- 1:34:06
Oh y'all Y'all should think about this more. I think Chris is LeBron James. I
- 1:34:11
think we got to see where his career goes He could be better than Kobe
- 1:34:16
and Jordan Listen, man. You just got to give him some time. And Bobby
- 1:34:22
might be Kobe in this, man. Bobby was wild too. I think Bobby's
- 1:34:28
greatness, right, and crazy if we're trying to measure it, really think of
- 1:34:33
how Whitney Houston was perceived. Really think about it. She was angelic.
- 1:34:39
That's Clive Davis though. Clive Davis had that locked. Until Bobby. And
- 1:34:45
Rick James didn't do that to Tina Marie. For Bobby to do
- 1:34:50
that... To win in a minute when I say do that. I'm not being so
- 1:34:55
accusatory I don't know who did what it was too many rumors going around but
- 1:34:59
I'm saying for you to take the perception of Whitney and Turn it to that.
- 1:35:03
Y'all y'all sleeping so I know this is all jokes for people that are about
- 1:35:07
to get yeah We're all kidding. We're all kidding No, but it's different though because
- 1:35:11
you can't come you really can't compare those two because Whitney and Bobby was like
- 1:35:15
legit and loved same age You know, they just had a lot of shit in
- 1:35:19
common But Rick James, I mean, you know, young, naive white girl has been falling
- 1:35:24
in love with black pimps for a long time. Yeah. It's a different relationship. So.
- 1:35:29
He slapped Tina and said, bitch, you're going to make this record. Mm-hmm. And she
- 1:35:34
made a lot of money. I was about to say, we got to start. Ike
- 1:35:37
Turner might have to be someone in this conversation. The greatest of all time. This
- 1:35:41
is why I am forced to exit this conversation. Why? What you mean? Because my
- 1:35:44
jacket doesn't allow me to partake in these conversations. What you mean? I'm not saying
- 1:35:48
that out of respect. We just talking about dudes that was wild. All of that
- 1:35:52
stuff. Have a blast. My jacket says I was wild. And I was not wild.
- 1:35:55
I don't like that. That's a sensitive area for me. I mean, y'all know that
- 1:35:59
because y'all are my friends. No, but Ike Turner was wildin'. We not... He was
- 1:36:03
wildin'. In Joe's video, he had to say he can't bring up Ike Turner. Yo,
- 1:36:07
the hospital joint, when it was like, yo, Ike, she can't talk. Ike Turner said...
- 1:36:11
Y'all a piece of shit. Ike was like... Ike was laughing because he was laughing.
- 1:36:15
Ike was like, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. We
- 1:36:20
got Joe coming up. Listen, Ike Turner has the greatest, the greatest line ever. He
- 1:36:24
told Tina, bitch, if you die, I'll kill you. Yeah, it don't get no worse
- 1:36:30
than that. I had to pause the movie, right? Because I'm thinking, if she dies,
- 1:36:36
I'll kill you. I heard a nigga say, I'll shoot you and stab the bullet
- 1:36:41
wound. But that was a lot worse. If you die, I'm gonna kill you. Joe
- 1:36:47
don't want no parts of this conversation. Joe, what happened? You
- 1:36:53
checked out? You checked out? Yeah, yeah, no, I'm cool. What is
- 1:36:58
this noise? Your conscious. Your conscious? That's hilarious. That's your conscious. This
- 1:37:04
is Bright Night bullshit. This is your conscious? Yeah, no, I don't
- 1:37:10
play this. It's not Jamie. I don't care about your conscious. Might
- 1:37:15
as well just wrap it up. So funny you guys should mention that look
- 1:37:21
at me segueing right out of that domestic bullshit fuck y'all I went to court
- 1:37:26
for two years of the bullshit. That's just annoying um So also while I was
- 1:37:31
bored I was watching the bricks great show a lot of friends of the show
- 1:37:35
are involved So I'm saying it's great And that's why we're pretty good because I
- 1:37:40
was watching the bricks I don't watch the bridge and shout out to Mac Mac
- 1:37:44
Mac is the only reason I even know there's a bricks So I'm watching the
- 1:37:49
bricks As I'm cracking all of these jokes I keep seeing all of these people
- 1:37:53
who I'm friends with pop up on the screen so then I'm like alright I'm
- 1:37:57
a chill no, it's but the other Taylor. She's been amazing. She's been a man
- 1:38:00
Movie right because there was a movie no turns all right so the movie was
- 1:38:04
really good Oh wait I might have seen a movie they turned into a TV
- 1:38:07
series And you've had to keep up like you can't just pop in there's mad
- 1:38:11
shit. That's going on the only time I've ever I seen the breaks i've seen
- 1:38:15
tiana taylor spitting a mean 32 and it was hard there was like five episodes
- 1:38:19
before tiana even got in frame so there was a lot why would anybody want
- 1:38:24
to watch without tiana plenty i did tell you that tiana would have a great
- 1:38:28
year this by the way She's off to a great start. That's because she text
- 1:38:32
you and said, I'm going to have a great year this year. For friends of
- 1:38:37
the show, Fonte writes all the raps on the show. Maul reads his text and
- 1:38:41
act like he got fucking a prophetic shit happening. Tiana just sent him his itinerary.
- 1:38:46
Shut up, Maul. I told y'all J.R. was going to come back on fire. We
- 1:38:51
know. J.R. been on fire, too. I told y'all J.R. was going to come back
- 1:38:56
on fire. Oh, God, man. Here we go. Here we go, man, with this shit.
- 1:39:01
He don't want to talk about Ike Turner. She blew that. Wait, time out. Let
- 1:39:06
me be clear. I only even mention that because there's a... I can't believe it.
- 1:39:11
I wanted to mention that the new show that's being worked on with Jim Jones
- 1:39:17
and uh, Terry and Terry What show is this? It sounds like love and hip-hop.
- 1:39:23
I had a joke on what the title was. I was keeping myself. Wait, what
- 1:39:28
is the title the lineup? Wait, I put it in the group chat. What is
- 1:39:33
it about? Wait, I put it in the group chat. What is it about? This
- 1:39:38
is a story that will go down in the love and hip-hop history. No, I'm
- 1:39:42
getting off this. Fuck y'all. I had another point I was getting to. I'm getting
- 1:39:46
off of this. I'm getting off of this, but I would be remiss not to
- 1:39:51
mention Tony Romo. I want to congratulate him and his broadcasting career. I'm not going
- 1:39:55
to spend a whole bunch of time on it like the people at ESPN. Some
- 1:39:59
people are really killing Tony Romo. I want to know what Tony Romo did to
- 1:40:03
some of y'all. People are killing him. He only won two playoff games. So he's
- 1:40:07
retiring. He's retiring. When I'm retiring, I don't want to talk about what I'm leaving
- 1:40:11
from. I want to talk about this great opportunity. And the real story there is
- 1:40:15
him replacing Phil Simms. Mm-hmm. That's the story. I didn't know Phil Simms wasn't a
- 1:40:20
Hall of Famer. He is a Hall of Famer. Yeah, he is. Who is it?
- 1:40:25
It's just somebody that got two Super Bowls. I think they said Phil Simms earlier.
- 1:40:29
Phil Simms, I think. He got two Super Bowls and ain't even in the Hall
- 1:40:34
of Fame. We didn't look that up. What about your girl Sage Steele losing her
- 1:40:39
position? Good. Michelle Beadle is now the... I like Michelle Beadle. Round of applause. Phil
- 1:40:44
Simms is not in the Hall of Fame. Oh, I knew it. I knew I
- 1:40:48
heard that. That's crazy. Listen, let's slander Sage Steele some more. Round of applause. Let's
- 1:40:53
let this happen. Sage Steele, you have said many, many, many of dumb things. You
- 1:40:57
don't seem to identify with us, so we're angry at you. And I'm happy that
- 1:41:02
you got fired or lost your position. I am happy about it. Sorry does she's
- 1:41:07
fucking the bow Wow Sports world like she say just dumb shit man, but I
- 1:41:11
like big up to Michelle cuz I like her Michelle Beatle yeah, like that's all
- 1:41:16
I'm real happy for about black folks are happy you lost your job you really
- 1:41:21
fucked to a white woman and When black folks are happy that you lost your
- 1:41:26
job to a white person, they really don't fucking like you. We don't fuck with
- 1:41:30
Sage still. We don't. We don't, honestly. Letty. Letty now is at Genius. I know
- 1:41:35
a lot of people don't know Letty. She's Letty Set Go on Instagram, but she's
- 1:41:39
over at Genius now, and I don't even know that I'm supposed to be saying
- 1:41:43
or plugging or promoting that because, according to Complex, Genius is a competition. I'm still
- 1:41:48
waiting for somebody at Complex to explain that shit to me. They do original content,
- 1:41:52
and Oh, please. Oh, please. Talk your shit, Rory. It's genius competition for complex. He's
- 1:41:57
the mole for complex now. You know that. And all the hipster jokes for the
- 1:42:01
past year and a half. This motherfucker works at the most hipster fucking place you
- 1:42:06
could ever work at. But we said Joe was a hipster, though. We said that.
- 1:42:11
He didn't like it, but we... Well, first of all... Sin, he won't tell us.
- 1:42:15
Sin told me they're moving to Williamsburg. I'm a hipster. Oh, man. Mall has hips.
- 1:42:20
Every time every time Rory goes out of town Rory comes back with With he
- 1:42:25
brings his white dirty sneakers with him so he can bring them back dirtier because
- 1:42:30
you know trendy kids like dirty white sneakers And they'd laces have to be dirty.
- 1:42:35
Yeah, I got out of doors and Rory sneakers right now. That's funny Yeah, those
- 1:42:40
kind of clean What? Oh, look at him from under the black table. Put him
- 1:42:45
in a light? Yeah, put some shits in the light, my nigga. No, I'm on
- 1:42:49
record on this podcast saying I hate that trend that A1s are now allowed to
- 1:42:54
be dirty. Because when I was a kid... Yeah, I'm mad too. Yeah, I would
- 1:42:58
never accept that. You know how much money I spent on new Air Ones? I
- 1:43:03
didn't know that was a trend. Yeah, nah. Bo, you gotta hang out more, man.
- 1:43:09
We got you, man. They got hips and dirty. Hips and dirty sneakers. What the
- 1:43:14
fuck did that thing? What else? Jesus, my memory is bad. What was we just
- 1:43:19
saying? Oh, we was clowning hipsters somehow. Clompex genius. Oh, yeah. Oh, I agree with
- 1:43:24
you, Rory. I hate all of that hipster shit up there. I'm looking to change
- 1:43:28
the culture. They've let a real nigga up there now. So all of that dumb
- 1:43:32
shit, nah. As soon as you try to change complex culture, they're going to escort
- 1:43:36
you to the door. Word. I'm like, listen, man, get out of here with that
- 1:43:40
shit. This what we on? You ain't on that? And Joe thought I was playing
- 1:43:43
when I said... My paycheck don't say that I'm just getting walked to the door.
- 1:43:47
Yeah, they signing it. That's why they walk you to the door, didn't you? Nah,
- 1:43:51
my paycheck say I'm at least getting walked to the lobby. Hey, all y'all with
- 1:43:55
y'all jokes, the bag is secure, so I'm getting to the lobby at least before
- 1:43:59
I get fired. Fuck y'all. I was telling Joe during his interview today, ask him
- 1:44:04
to say Ray Srimad is better than Jay-Z, and he thought I was joking. And
- 1:44:08
then the next day, Complex tweets, Young Thug has the verse of the year. Your
- 1:44:13
coworkers. And then we're supposed to talk about that tomorrow with the sacrifice verses. They
- 1:44:16
really think that verse is some good shit. I kind of feel like you may
- 1:44:20
have tweeted that from their account. That's in your little deal. They are only setting
- 1:44:23
Joe up for more rap beef over there. You know, Joe don't rap. You thought
- 1:44:27
it was worse over here? Joe don't rap, number one. And number two, I know
- 1:44:30
we would believe that. I think that, you know, I'm going in there as a
- 1:44:34
rapper that's been been mad at Complex for how they treat and speak to rappers.
- 1:44:37
So I'm in there really trying to get rid of all the fuck shit. I
- 1:44:40
think I'm gonna be the voice for MCs in there. Alright, so this is how
- 1:44:43
politicians, like the cool ones usually go in, like, I'm gonna change the system. That's
- 1:44:47
how Trump got an office. And then they become the system. That's how Trump got
- 1:44:50
an office. We will repeal him. This is Joe Trump. This is how Trump got
- 1:44:54
an office. Joe tried to disguise it. Oh, I'm going to call it Everyday Struggle.
- 1:44:59
A biggie record. I'm going to come in there. Nah, we know what's going to
- 1:45:04
happen. Lil Yachty is a lot better than I thought now that you played in
- 1:45:08
the office. Now that you played in the office. We will repeal and replace him.
- 1:45:13
They might not even know that was a biggie record. That's crazy. I be thinking
- 1:45:18
Rory's a fuck up. New generation YouTube fuck boy wait till y'all get a load
- 1:45:22
academics, baby. Oh, this is about to be amazing He's about to be a superstar.
- 1:45:26
They're gonna hate him so much. Thank God I cannot wait for them to hate
- 1:45:30
him and they already hate me so I can't wait but shut up the complex
- 1:45:35
We got a real good thing happening our show everyday struggle premieres April Monday Monday
- 1:45:39
premieres which is great cuz y'all ain't got too much good shit to check in
- 1:45:43
the mornings or the afternoons options are very limited and I'll leave it there um
- 1:45:48
sleepers Yeah, we do that. I literally don't have no sleeper. You should
- 1:45:53
go to sleep. That shit is hard. That party shit. That shit is
- 1:45:59
hard. Oh, speaking of party, man, we was hanging out in LA. What's
- 1:46:05
the part where he starts spazzing at the end?
- 1:46:11
That's fine. We'll just listen to the song. We don't need you to... I want
- 1:46:15
y'all to talk. I'm mumbling in my head. What were you saying about Party in
- 1:46:19
L.A.? Nah, I was saying we hung out, man, and kicked it about music and
- 1:46:23
shit. Oh, oh you interesting cat yeah man he's an interesting dude man he's a
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he's a he listens to the show oh god yeah you know he listens to
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the show what is that what else give me some more no i'm just saying
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so he just hears everything that you know so he wants nothing no no we've
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said nothing i think party we've championed more than any artist he doesn't feel that
- 1:46:42
way no he just listens to the show oh yeah I just said he listens
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to the show. All right. Well tell myself what the fuck that mean
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You have heard niggas talking it's been some shit your man's you cool
- 1:46:59
with him I love your music, but I said something with the fuck
- 1:47:04
that me elaborate nigga. I need context. He's listening. Oh Music I still want
- 1:47:10
a record. Look at Joe trying to get his string pad back from the complex.
- 1:47:15
Now he trying to get bucked. I'm still trying to sing the fucking old Kelly
- 1:47:20
shit. That's my favorite part. He just gets the old Kelly. Play a sleeper, nigga.
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You ain't got to listen to me. I don't want y'all to tell me my
- 1:47:29
sleeper song is not a sleeper song today. Either. Guy out of Toronto named Aubrey.
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Is it going to be one of those? Yeah, actually. Of course it is. Yikes.
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It is. Yeah, but you know what? The new kids don't know the
- 1:47:44
songs. Oh, you want to, but if we go down that route for sleepers, we
- 1:47:49
could play a million old records that no one knows. But we have good taste
- 1:47:53
in music. And all the songs today sound the same. So if we want to
- 1:47:57
play an old song that the kids never heard, shit, these things were born in
- 1:48:00
92. I just don't know if I could play Marvin Gaye, I Want You as
- 1:48:04
a sleeper pick and feel okay about it. No, you cannot. But give me the
- 1:48:07
aux now. So let me play what I was going to play. Because I didn't
- 1:48:11
know this was a fucking sleeper. I'll get mine out the way from the rip.
- 1:48:15
I didn't this is one of my favorite hip-hop songs of all time
- 1:48:21
number one, so it's not a sleeper however because this song came out
- 1:48:27
in 1992 And the gentleman went by a different name then but he's
- 1:48:33
still relevant today Maybe for different reasons a lot of younger people miss
- 1:48:38
this song. This is still the greatest song to ever Metaphorically speak about
- 1:48:44
hip-hop still Was this a denies I gave you power
- 1:48:50
fucking about to play I am about I was 95 96 Yeah, I
- 1:48:56
was it was written on 96 comment. I used to love her. This
- 1:49:02
is not a sleeper It's a great It's not a sleeper to us
- 1:49:08
cuz we're fortunate yo Yo, don't stop Yo, mo shut the fuck up I met
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this girl when I was ten years old And what I love most, she had
- 1:49:18
so much soul She was old school when I was distant Shorty never knew throughout
- 1:49:23
my life She would be there for me all the regular Not a church girl,
- 1:49:28
she was secular Not about the money, those stuffs was my check at her But
- 1:49:32
I respected her, she hit me in the heart A few New York niggas had
- 1:49:36
dinner in the park But she was there for me, and I was there for
- 1:49:37
her Pull out a chair for her, turn on the F for her And just
- 1:49:38
cool out in the city, cool out in the city, cool out in the city,
- 1:49:39
cool out in the city, cool out in the city, cool out in the city,
- 1:49:40
cool out in the city, cool out in the city, cool out in the city,
- 1:49:41
cool out in the city, cool out in the city, cool out in the city,
- 1:49:42
cool out in the city, cool out in the city, cool out in the city,
- 1:49:43
cool out in the city, cool out in the city, cool out in the city,
- 1:49:44
cool out in the city, cool out in the city, cool out in the city,
- 1:49:45
cool out in the city, cool out in the city, cool out in the city,
- 1:49:46
cool out in the city, cool out in the city, cool out in the city,
- 1:49:48
cool out in the city, cool out in the city, cool out in the city,
- 1:49:49
cool out in the city, cool out in the city, cool out in the city,
- 1:49:50
cool out in the city, cool out in the city, cool out in the city,
- 1:49:51
cool out in the city, cool out in the city, cool out in the city,
- 1:49:52
cool out in the city, cool out in the city, cool out in the city,
- 1:49:53
cool out in the city, cool out in the city, cool out in the city,
- 1:49:54
cool out in the city, cool out in the city, cool out in the city,
- 1:49:55
cool out in the city, cool out in the city, cool out in the city,
- 1:49:56
cool out in the city, cool out in the city, cool out in the city,
- 1:49:57
cool out in the city, cool out in the city, cool out in the city,
- 1:49:58
cool out in the city, cool out in the city, cool out in the city,
- 1:49:59
cool out in the city, cool out in the city, cool out in the city,
- 1:50:00
cool out in the city, cool out in the city, cool out in the city,
- 1:50:01
cool out in the city, cool out I think this is the part where Sin
- 1:50:06
said, "Is that common sense?" Common sense. Which made me
- 1:50:12
say, "Shit, I probably should play this song." But I
- 1:50:17
know a lot of people have heard this song, right?
- 1:50:23
But y'all don't understand lyrics today, so I know y'all don't understand him
- 1:50:29
talking about being from Chicago and hip-hop being in New York and then
- 1:50:35
LA. Like, look. Out goes the weave. Shout out to X-Plant. This actually
- 1:50:40
sparks a great beef, too. Man. Yeah. This sparked one of the greatest
- 1:50:46
beefs ever, yeah. Yeah. And still one of the greatest live people don't even
- 1:50:52
remember how great that this record that the bitch in you joint. Yeah It don't
- 1:50:57
even get mentioned like the bitch of you doesn't even get mentioned in greatest rap
- 1:51:03
beef records and it's up there It gets mentioned I think to people that are
- 1:51:08
not enough Vaseline just is not that gets mentioned. No Vaseline either hit him up.
- 1:51:14
Like that's all I hear. I And we can't hear this song because they talked
- 1:51:19
over it. But that's fine. So for you young people, that is common sense. I
- 1:51:23
used to love her. That was my shit in high school, man. I got to
- 1:51:27
boarding school in North Carolina and I didn't want to hear shit from none of
- 1:51:30
these niggas. Give me my headphones, man, before I fuck one of you tall niggas
- 1:51:34
up in here. That record made you want to fuck somebody up? No, it just
- 1:51:38
made me want to be antisocial and just think about music. But then some fucking
- 1:51:42
six foot seven nigga named John decided to get it on with me in the
- 1:51:45
fucking... You just stopped right there you didn't get to the punch you
- 1:51:51
just said tall nigga named John wanted to get it on And then
- 1:51:57
you just stopped I hate when Maul go to Katana one time and
- 1:52:03
come back and forget all the New York slang Fuck outta here nigga And then
- 1:52:08
got the nerve to have this fucking posh hat on that says New Yorker in
- 1:52:12
case you didn't know he was from New York. Mo got some shit with him.
- 1:52:16
Oh boy. Mo Rory let's hear it. You play some classic hip hop shit I
- 1:52:20
might just play some new fuck shit R&B that's great. This is up at 11.
- 1:52:24
I'm good. No it's not Drake. I didn't say that you did. Oh I thought
- 1:52:27
you just said Drake. No I didn't say that. Even if I said it I'm
- 1:52:31
not claiming it. I think you said it. I'm a monster better than you. So
- 1:52:35
it is Drake. Wait. It's 40s. Is this 40? No. It's 11:11. I
- 1:52:41
like this. Ooh! 11:11. It's nice. But that's a number. Hmm? Wait, pause
- 1:52:47
this. Wait. Alright. I'm not tired of you creative kids. How is that
- 1:52:53
11:11 look in the title? 11... Like the time. Like the time, yeah.
- 1:52:59
With the time signal? Mm-hmm. Oh, so it is 11:11. We just said
- 1:53:04
that. That's what I just said. You thought he spelled it? But 1111 is a
- 1:53:10
thousand one hundred and eleven. Yo, play the record. Play the record, my nigga. I
- 1:53:15
don't know what the fuck he on right now. That's not a number. Oh, now
- 1:53:21
he's screaming. You can't be a number and scream. There's no time to blame. Treated
- 1:53:26
you good all along. Now I'm riding on this song and I did nothing wrong.
- 1:53:32
They ain't do nothing wrong. If you get this shit out of here... You just
- 1:53:36
got in fucking real hip-hop mode and started hating some shit I know you would
- 1:53:41
blast in your crib. That's the wild shit about this. No, he 100% is gonna
- 1:53:46
be playing it. This is up Joe's lane all day. I don't care. We're gonna
- 1:53:50
get in the car and Joe's gonna be like, yo, yo, yo, what's the name
- 1:53:55
of that game? Text me the name of it. So? So what? So? I got
- 1:54:00
you. Well, let people listen to the fucking record you can't say I loved you
- 1:54:05
I needed you and then say you got me fucked up. Have you listened? No
- 1:54:10
No, I never did that you can't say yo you left me with nothing you
- 1:54:15
got me fucked up Have you listened to a Joe Budden album before? I'm just
- 1:54:20
talking shit. I'm mad you talked over my comic record Who talked over it? You
- 1:54:25
and Bo. Oh my god. It wasn't me. I'm just talking shit. This shit's
- 1:54:31
hard. Now can we actually hear it? Go ahead, turn it up. You're
- 1:54:37
wildin'. Oh, that's my groove. This is my
- 1:54:42
groove. I just don't want him to scream. I
- 1:54:48
like the rest. I like to scream a bit.
- 1:54:54
Wait, did she leave him? Yo, shut the fuck
- 1:55:00
up, man. He's confusing me. This nigga's stupid, man.
- 1:55:07
We've been on that shit too long, that's for sure. Wait, if you think that
- 1:55:12
I need you, you got me fucked up. You spent the whole song just telling
- 1:55:16
me you need her. Yo, you such a dick, man. Only Joe tries to decipher
- 1:55:21
the record while it's playing. Like, wait. I'm listening to words. Did she leave him?
- 1:55:26
Yo, you know what else I don't like? Which is a new thing that people
- 1:55:30
are doing. What's that, Joe? Oh, you're Semantics Man. You are. That's new. Semantics is
- 1:55:35
words, right? It is. Look. Semantics is the way you, you, you. Do we have
- 1:55:39
to look up the word semantics? No, no, no. But it's, when you say you're
- 1:55:44
semantics, man, it's because you'll say some shit like, I'm not the same man today
- 1:55:48
as I was yesterday. Meaning like today is a new day. So, but it's like,
- 1:55:52
if you shot somebody yesterday, you still shot somebody yesterday, today though. But you'll try
- 1:55:56
to say, that's not me anymore. And nigga, it just happened 24 hours ago. That
- 1:56:00
could still not be them, but I don't even say nothing like that, but it's
- 1:56:05
fine. Whatever. But that's how you are. You're literal with the words. Who paid you
- 1:56:09
this week for your sleep in the hall? Nobody paid me ever, but I'm going
- 1:56:14
to play Nick Grant. I've been listening to him a lot. Nick Grant. This is
- 1:56:18
Black Sinatra. It's Brandon's music. One of these records I love. I've heard this. Well,
- 1:56:23
I've been kind of trying to do this hip, real hip-hop thing lately.
- 1:56:26
I'm gonna
- 1:56:32
listen to
- 1:56:37
this one.
- 1:56:43
*Lots
- 1:56:52
of
- 1:57:00
music*
- 1:57:09
black
- 1:57:29
Black Sinatra. Big bills, big deal, not enough. Got a lot, still ain't got enough.
- 1:57:34
You can't hide a game when we done. Who's this? Him? Sing it? Cause I
- 1:57:39
got black cars, black truck, black driver. That's us, black tux at the opera. Money
- 1:57:45
and fame, they come with more problems. That
- 1:57:49
nigga- that
- 1:57:54
nigga Maul
- 1:57:58
is dingy
- 1:58:03
with the
- 1:58:08
fade out,
- 1:58:12
huh? There's only two minutes. We just hit two minutes. At two
- 1:58:18
minutes? That's what I'm supposed to do. He ain't paid. Nobody paid. I know. That's
- 1:58:23
my point. That's Nick Grant, Black Sinatra. I like that. I know you do. You
- 1:58:29
like rap. I don't even have one of these plans. I don't even like rap,
- 1:58:34
but I like that. Anytime a nigga come on and just start talking about business,
- 1:58:40
I like it. And a nigga always, you always know somebody who took the flip
- 1:58:44
and went straight and bought to Dr. J's and bought all the fucking sneakers. I
- 1:58:49
hate niggas like that. All right, Bo, that's an aux cord. It's not
- 1:58:54
gonna detonate plug that into
- 1:59:00
your phone plug that right
- 1:59:06
on in Iphone 4 That
- 1:59:12
court still golden here Wait, is that the
- 1:59:18
four or the seven? Oh yeah, oh yeah, you can't just play shit on a
- 1:59:21
new phone. You need 80 accessories. But what song? I have that song because I'm
- 1:59:25
a real hip-hop nigga. Headbanger. I changed it, but you can go ahead and play
- 1:59:29
that. Oh no, what did you change it to? The half and half. I want
- 1:59:33
to hit the half and half joint, man. Alright, I don't have that in here,
- 1:59:36
but... Whoa, where my aux go? Yeah, I ain't gonna lie, that's hard. Redman don't
- 1:59:41
get the props he deserve. Man, he really doesn't. He does not get the credit
- 1:59:45
that he deserve. Oh shit, that's the break story I was leading to. Anyway, long
- 1:59:49
story short, Method Man is on the fucking breaks, right? When I was telling all
- 1:59:53
that beef shit. And Method Man's doing a great job acting and got me to
- 1:59:57
thinking not only about Redman and Method Man when they broke out and was wiling,
- 2:00:01
doing all the TV show acting shit great, but got me thinking about our old
- 2:00:05
sniper list. Which got me thinking about the old, old snipers, which Method Man is
- 2:00:09
on that list. Nas is on that list. I think when you start looking at
- 2:00:13
some of the old snipers. Nas might still be on that list. Nas is still
- 2:00:16
on that list. But when you start looking at some of them old snipers, they
- 2:00:20
get the new snipers out of here. We might need to revisit our sniper list.
- 2:00:23
Before you do that, just speaking of Wu-Tang, Raekwon just put out a really fucking
- 2:00:27
good album. This week. I suggest everyone check it out. I'm not checking shit out
- 2:00:32
until me and him have a conversation. Shout out to him. And his album is
- 2:00:37
out. I heard it was hard. It's good. I heard it was hard. And I
- 2:00:42
heard one of the songs. It was hard. Yeah, it's good. Yeah, you can just
- 2:00:47
go to Redman first. Because he killed it for about a minute and a half
- 2:00:52
at least. I might let this whole
- 2:00:57
thing rock. That video was hard too,
- 2:01:03
like it was all black hoodies and
- 2:01:09
Timbs and- I get this video confused
- 2:01:14
with, uh, "Down With The King." It
- 2:01:20
sound a little bit like "Down With The King" or
- 2:01:26
just a little bit. They- cause all their videos was
- 2:01:32
in tunnels and sewers and I don't remember what was.
- 2:01:37
Down With The Handbanger. Yo, who was that dude that
- 2:01:43
everybody used to confuse with as Redman? They used to mix them together. K-Solo. Yeah.
- 2:01:49
That's it, they related. Oh, they are? They did cousins or something. Yeah, they are
- 2:01:54
cousins. Black Damien Owens. I thought K-Solo was the nicest rapper in the world when
- 2:02:00
Spellbound came out, by the way. That was a great record, man. Spellbound, right? Nobody
- 2:02:05
talked about Spellbound. Even Julie Bell did. Eric Simon my man, but he got
- 2:02:11
washed on a lot of EPMD records. Yeah. He was more for beats for me.
- 2:02:17
Like his beats were hard as shit. That's Sam Goody. Like a lot of your
- 2:02:22
listeners ain't gonna know who Sam Goody is. They ain't gonna know what the Virgin
- 2:02:28
Megastore, The Wiz, HMV, anywhere where you had to leave your house to buy a
- 2:02:33
CD. No shit. Yeah, nah. Okay. Eric's certain what they gave
- 2:02:39
you like 80 bars. Where's red man? They
- 2:02:45
read red man next up Yep, there you
- 2:02:51
go I'm a wanted sorry. That's me Damn,
- 2:02:57
thank you What is K solo? Guns and
- 2:03:03
Until Redman comes on, now
- 2:03:08
I'm thinking about all the
- 2:03:13
old cliques. Where do y'all
- 2:03:19
rank Diggin' in the Creeps?
- 2:03:25
Or do I need to really have like backpackers here to talk about that? I
- 2:03:29
want to deal with all the hip-hop clicks that don't get mentioned, like this whole
- 2:03:34
conglomerate here. Bootcamp. Bootcamp. Yeah, Digging Through the Crates, they all kind of did their
- 2:03:39
solo shit. Yeah, Smith & Wesson, same thing, but yeah, Smith & Wesson had a
- 2:03:44
lot of great songs, man. Oh, oh, oh. Jesus. Yeah,
- 2:03:49
I got to get out of here on that note. Anyway, fucking are we missing
- 2:03:54
anything? Watch something great have happened tomorrow. I'm sure. I'm sure something will happen when
- 2:03:59
we get home. Chris, do we miss anything that you can think of? Let me
- 2:04:05
check too. Yeah, that's about it. Thorough check there, bro. Yeah, I thought so.
- 2:04:11
That's about all I got. Ladies and gentlemen, y'all be good. Again, Everyday Struggle
- 2:04:16
is premiering on Monday, so check that out. I love arguing with fuckboys from
- 2:04:22
YouTube. Where's Henny Palooza this week? Fucking Kansas? Thank God I have fucking two weeks
- 2:04:28
off. Next one, Atlanta, April 22nd. And then we're in St. Thomas the following week.
- 2:04:32
St. Thomas like St. Thomas? Yes, like the island. Carnival. At this point, these niggas
- 2:04:37
are just booking places to not even sell out. They're just going to hang places.
- 2:04:42
We just sold 2,000 tickets in L.A. In L.A.? We sold the whole shit out.
- 2:04:46
And we sold out Chicago? In St. Thomas, though. It's Carnival. See, y'all just want
- 2:04:52
to go hang out places. That's what I mean. And get paid for it. What's
- 2:04:56
going on with you? When are you back in L.A.? You back in Katana when?
- 2:05:00
Katana tour. Katana in the make. No, I don't know. Bo, we don't plug here,
- 2:05:04
but... Let's plug. I'm plugging, so you might as well go ahead and get a
- 2:05:10
plug in. This week, I'm in Philly. Actually, I'm in Philly tomorrow at Warm Daddy's.
- 2:05:16
Which is today. Yeah, which is today. That's right. So tonight, we in Philly. Yeah,
- 2:05:21
tonight I'm in Philly, Warm Daddy's. Pause. I don't want to fuck this plug. I'm
- 2:05:27
in Vegas this week, you know what I mean, at the Orleans Casino. And... Columbus,
- 2:05:32
Ohio, at the Funny Bone. Columbus, Funny Bone, April the 13th, 14th, and 15th. Man,
- 2:05:38
follow Bo. Bo don't know where the fuck he at. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Definitely. Definitely
- 2:05:43
on Twitter and Instagram, Bo Last Name. B-O Last Name. Yeah. Yeah, follow Maul, too,
- 2:05:48
I guess. Follow Maul. If you can figure out how many underscores are in his
- 2:05:52
name. No, it's just Bo Lastname. No, it's all Maul. Maul has three underscores and
- 2:05:57
a lot of pregnant women on Instagram that he's following. I don't have nobody pregnant
- 2:06:01
on Instagram. That you're following, I said. And with that said, thank you, gentlemen, for
- 2:06:05
an amazing time. Chris, I want to thank you for your time. Pat, thank you
- 2:06:10
as well. Viewership, holla. We out, man. I'll talk to him, Al. Hey! Nigga's
- 2:06:15
weren't coming outside back then. And he was a shadow in the joint,
- 2:06:21
too. Get your chains and your bats. We let that rock out on
- 2:06:26
the way out. And shoot the host off your cowboy pants. Boro the
- 2:06:32
verse. Please listen to my demo. Boro the verse. And mine. You and
- 2:06:38
your squad better face the real God. Hey! Me getting burnt to
- 2:06:43
hurt won't be tolerated I got lyrics out the uh Forget
- 2:06:49
it I'm constantly thinking Bo got a verse Bo spin ad-libs