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Episode 106

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Joe Budden Podcast Episode 106, “106,” released April 6, 2017. We're back! After a week off the guys sit down with guest comedian Bo and discuss Kendrick vs Big Sean, Chance & Rory's conversation, Rikers Island, Suge, Joe's tic tac toe abilities, and the return of Homie Court. Sleeper Picks Of The Week: Joe: Common "I Used To Love H.E.R." | www.youtube.com/watch?v=JxOZLCcke3A Rory: 11:11 "I'm Good" | www.youtube.com/watch?v=55fCbLo-WZk Mal: Nick Grant "Black Sinatra" | www.youtube.com/watch?v=wbXv0eMjYlg Bo: EPMD "Headbanger" | www.youtube.com/watch?v=Um1S-C0zUQo Full transcript and searchable timestamps below.

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    Y'all ready? Yes, sir. I'm gonna start this shit off straight, telling all three of

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    y'all stop playing with my name. Let's go. Stop playing with my fucking name. Mic

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    check, mic check, mic check. Let me know when we rolling. Are we rolling? Mic

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    check, one, two, one, two. Mic check, one, two, one, two. I will name this

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    podcast later, episode number 107. I am your host, Joe Budden. Across from me is

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    Rory Lanes to his right. To his left is Maul. Behind me is my beautiful

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    girlfriend. Hey, baby. Hey, baby. Chris is here back from his vacation. I didn't know

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    he was taking. Hey, Chris. And shout out to our YouTube viewership. Pat is here.

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    And friend of the show, Bo is here. Bo, come sit down. Come sit down.

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    Come sit down with us. Now... A lot to discuss, gentlemen. Can you move your

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    disgusting V-E-A from his area? My apologies, gentlemen. We've been on vacation, so I want

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    to apologize to everyone last week who missed us. I didn't even know a lot

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    of y'all missed us, right? So that's one. Two, I'm going to explain to y'all

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    why Bo is here and who Bo is and why y'all should even give a

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    fuck that Bo is here. I'm going to tell y'all about that. Bo is really

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    funny, and y'all know I don't do guests because I hate people. But outside of

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    all of that, Rory got me in trouble. How did I get you in trouble?

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    And I'm trying to change my, I'm trying to modify my lifestyle so I'm not

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    used to getting in trouble anymore because I'm not in my 20s. But during our...

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    You ain't been in your 20s in about eight years. Six years. Six years, pardon

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    me. Well, seven. My math is horrible. But listen, so during our heated chance debate

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    last week, you said you involved Empire. And then in the heat of the moment,

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    I said whatever I said about Empire. I don't even remember. I said Empire didn't

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    do shit. Okay, great. But it was, to give context, I was talking about the

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    creation of the project. That's what I was talking about. But how it sounded and

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    how it came off, it was kind of aggressive. And Empire's great people. And they're

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    wonderful over there. So I don't want anybody listening to this, artists included, because I

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    encourage people to sign there because they're forward thinking and they're for us. Check their

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    roster. They got every fucking relevant motherfucker right now. So good people at Empire, I

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    love y'all, unlike some of the people at E1. So we'll say that. So shout

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    out to everybody over there. Thanks, Rory, for getting me in trouble during our fucking

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    debate. That's one. Which leads us into... You got in trouble with some other people

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    in that debate, too. Did I? Yeah, the topic of conversation. We've been gone for

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    a whole week. My memory's bad. I was in Chicago and did a little event

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    called Hennypalooza and my man Chance the Rapper showed up. It was great. It was

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    the first time we ever did Chicago. They've been asking for it for two years.

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    I was really happy that we got to deliver a sold out show to them.

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    Enough, enough, enough. Anyways, I get the text like, yo, Chance about to pull up

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    in the back. And he want the fade. So you start sweating. You text Maul

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    and me in the group chat. I did not. My phone wasn't working at the

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    time. So there goes your whole fucking lie. Which is a bad time. You're about

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    to get beat up and try to text your friends. So go ahead. Yeah, my

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    friend's in New York while I'm in Chicago. Well, yeah. Chance pulls up. I know

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    I'm fine. And have we spoken since he did his... Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,

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    whoa, whoa. don't just know you find my g in chicago when you move like

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    me you know you good all right go ahead they're gonna pop you that sounded

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    really good talk that when you land home right yeah right nobody wanted nothing all

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    right um give it to me let's hear it you bumped into chance well have

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    we uh have we spoken since he went on his rant about uh his independence

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    no okay yeah so backstory we spoke about uh we had a debate about chances

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    independence they don't even No backstory man go check the fucking archives. It's been two

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    fucking weeks I know we got a lot to get to so I ain't got

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    time to catch niggas up anyways I speak with chance get him situated whatever he

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    was stage walk me through this because this is important Did he shove you aggressively

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    and say yo Duke you Rory? No, he did not okay good I don't think

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    I'm Popular yet that chance got out his whip and and saw a bunch of

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    women drunk on Henny and say yo Are you Rory? I don't think that was

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    gonna happen but I I'm listening. The whole night goes, we finished, we had a

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    small little green room party at the end that Chance stayed for. And his mans,

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    who was a listener of our podcast, said, yo, this is Rory from Button's podcast.

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    And Chance says, oh, it's been Rory the whole time. So they been was going

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    to lay shit. So I was like, all right, let me. They been was sizing

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    you up, didn't view you as a threat. Where's my biggest threat? Where's Kaz at?

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    Yeah, smart. Smart thinking. Let me find my biggest friend and sit next to him.

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    And I was like, hey, yeah, I was on your side. I could start clapping,

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    please, right away. Yo, Joe's just a hater. Like, I just do a podcast with

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    him. I don't really know him like that. We just see each other on Tuesdays.

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    That's not right. That's not right. That's what you said when Meek ran up on

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    you. Yeah, yeah. That's your line. That's your line. That's your line. Listen, I'm never

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    mad at none of my friends for being pussy ever. And I'm not so much

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    you I'm talking my niggas that you know it's pussy when y'all pussy I like

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    this niggas you don't expect to pop off when it's time to pop off and

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    I'm not saying you but I Love that let me just stop right there. I

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    love that he will do that Do what? When they go right into you know

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    what I'm saying? I like my niggas my friends that's pussy but not you I'm

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    not talking about you you know I don't think you're pussy. Well I'm You're directly

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    talking about Rory right now. Wait. That's not true. Okay. I'm creative. I'm offended. I'm

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    creative. I like that though that's that you know you gotta watch Joe how he's

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    dancing the conversation but go ahead. Now I gotta fight Because he thinks I'm pussy.

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    I don't think you put So chance and I begin that this story don't end

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    in chance punch in your face and I want to get to the phone Damn

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    it. Well anyways, yes chance did admit that that rant started from our podcast and

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    was good to hear and he is a friend of the show and a fan

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    of show and had great things to say about Joe and Joe's rapping abilities, even

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    though he doesn't rap anymore Everybody has good things to say about Joe Joe has

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    Joe is the opposite on opposite and for a lot of people lot of people

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    yeah until he meets them in person look I like him That's Joe Stance on

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    everything. Joe always throws shots. Then when you meet the person, you're like, I like

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    him. Yeah, he's all right. Joe. Everybody likes Joe, but Joe just grumpy, man. I

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    am literal, not serious. I thought I gave Chance really high praise on that episode.

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    Yeah, no, he didn't. Again, it gets lost in the way you delivered it. Yeah,

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    I know. I'm a bit extra. All right, so Chance didn't beat up Roy. No.

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    So I was home feeling safe that my co-worker was safe. One of them. Then

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    I go online, Bo. I see my other co-worker mall coming out of

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    a nightclub in LA getting spoken to aggressively by some guy That was like

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    a whole that situation was like I don't I still don't even understand how

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    that Dude was just looking at the end of it all, you know I

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    think that that we handled it the best way you better believe it. We

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    knew how um You know. Dudes just leave their cribs with different agendas, man. You

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    know, dudes is out here trying to get paid and trying to get famous and

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    shit like that. And we not on that, man. You know what I'm saying? For

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    y'all that don't know, I'm talking about the Brandon Jennings clip. And that's all I'll

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    say. Fucking Google it. That's my guy. And I'm not promoting that bullshit. But I

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    like how y'all handled that. So then I felt good. Then I was safe to

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    go enjoy my fucking trip in Puerto Rico. Puerto Rico! Do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do. I don't know if

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    they're Puerto Rican. I don't know. Let me tell y'all how ignorant I am really

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    quickly. Okay. This should be easy. You know, sometimes moments of time can just get

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    frozen. It's called a picture. Maybe, but I'm talking about like years. Like example, I

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    remember when people were, we were trying to decide and vote to see if Puerto

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    Rico should be a state state. And I

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    never followed up. So I... It's a state! It's not a state. We

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    do not have 51 states. I got off the plane in Puerto Rico

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    and got in a cab. That's a state. You don't need a passport to go

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    over there? No. Okay, well I kind of consider that a state then. See? See,

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    y'all like me. That's the only reason. I mean, if you don't need a passport,

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    that's a state. Soon you're going to need a passport to go anywhere. No customs,

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    no border, no nothing. What about Hawaii? I've never been there. You need a passport

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    to get there? No, that's a state. That's a state, bro. Okay. Puerto Rico is

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    a state. You know what, A, B, we don't have 51 states. That's a state.

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    Wait, everybody time out for two seconds because we do a lot of joking on

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    the show. Are you joking or are you serious? Puerto Rico is part of the

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    United States. It's not a state though. The way D.C. is not a state. It's

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    an island. I get it. It's part of the United States. I understand that. But

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    why don't they do that to D.R.? So, we are? Look at Haiti right there.

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    You know what happened the last time white people went down there? I don't know,

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    man. But we're going to need a passport to go anywhere in a minute, though.

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    You can't fly. I think in two years, you're going to need a passport to

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    fly state to state. Okay. What are you talking about? Yeah, that's like the new

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    loaders coming in You can't use your state ID no more to just fly domestic

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    you won't need a passport to fly domestic listeners. I don't sign the executive order

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    I think in 2019 Employees look like this job core employees now one of them

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    they just look like they they're trying to get some community service off They fucking

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    bid it's terrible now on this. Uh, I On this podcast. I don't remember what

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    the fuck I was about to say. So it's not important. Let's get to the

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    shit. As soon as we go on vacation, as soon as Rory goes to look

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    for Chance, as soon as fucking Maul goes to Playhouse or whatever the fuck he

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    was at. One Oak. 1-0. Killed you. Wait, what's that other little place Maul likes

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    to text me when he's there because he's fancy? Katana. Every time Maul texts me,

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    I'm like, Katana. That's the ratchet spot. That's the good ratchet spot. I know, but

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    it's good for my joke. Listen. What was it like seeing Puerto Ricans, though? Because

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    I haven't seen a Puerto Rican. If you grew up in New York in the

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    90s, there was Puerto Ricans everywhere. I haven't seen a Puerto Rican in about 10

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    years. I didn't see a Puerto Rican in 10 years, though. I saw a bunch

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    of couples and college kids on spring break. Hmm. And a comedian that told me

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    to go to the stress factory. See? Like we talked about before. Listen, fuck all

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    that. Let's get to the fucking shit. It popped off again as soon as we

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    left. As soon as we left. Kendrick Shawn. Oh, my motherfucking Jesus. Y'all finished or

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    y'all done? I ain't got no more talk. I ain't got no more talk. That's

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    how dated you are. You're playing that drop. Yeah. I ain't got no more talk.

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    I ain't got none of that. That's not even a year yet and it's already

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    out there. I ain't got no more talk. He's a YouTube baby. He doesn't know

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    anything. Listen. I don't even know where to start because I feel like I have

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    been chronicling and analyzing beef for the past two years. Chronicling? Chronically maybe it's a

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    word now. Yeah, what's up with you man? What happened in Chicago? Vocab independent

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    words a vocab That's crazy, I mean that chance you did big Sean Kendrick

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    Bo you following all the chaos and hip-hop or no I've been hearing about

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    it, but not not just all right, so let me tell you let's give

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    some backstory here. I Lot of rappers got very offended at that Kendrick control verse.

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    Let's really go back that far. Let's talk about it including you Is that you

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    made a record? That man I was offended me rapping no rap beat this is

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    somebody means I'm a bit it was there was a response wall We weren't offended

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    but you took you felt some type of way about it as you should I

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    was looking to feel a type of way about it I was yeah, I was

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    looking for it. I know but but I See, that was very different. And I

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    don't want to make this about me because I'm not talking about me. But I

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    know Kendrick. And Kendrick is an MC. Right. In every sense of the word. Yeah.

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    So I could say whatever I want to say about Kendrick on a record. He's

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    gonna reply the way I feel or take it the way I feel all MC

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    should right so I'll say that about him He's great shout out to anybody over

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    there TDE Kendrick album come soon now with that said a lot of people got

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    offended a lot of people I mean Big Sean and he did a lot of

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    interviews about it some other people they'll remain nameless He did a lot of interviews

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    and he wasn't happy so then he did no more interviews meaning I'm not doing

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    any more interviews and he told niggas up. Did you hear no more interviews big

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    Sean Boe? All right, we ain't gonna play it now cuz five minutes to straight

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    rapping. Mm-hmm Give me you guys's assessment on critique of the Kendrick

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    record. Just give it to me. We don't need to do that. Not humble. We're

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    not doing humble yet. Give me heart. Let's take it as it happens. Is this

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    the record that he got labeled as a... Oh, no, you said Sean's record. No,

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    we offered that. Now we're on Kendrick's first record. No, that's humble. This is the

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    first one. Heart part four or part something. I don't know. But how do we

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    feel? I'm getting a little offended that niggas keep doing this shit like a day

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    after the podcast. I love it. I think the record's great. I am a bit

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    disappointed in Kendrick because he's such a great MC and has not really dissed anyone

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    yet. I thought when he decided to diss somebody, it was going to be direct.

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    I think when he was ready to do this, it was going to be all

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    in or not at all. So I was a little like, yeah, all right. You

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    throw a little sub. Direct means say your name, right? To me. To me. I'm

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    from that. Yeah. But what if I describe everything that you're wearing? What if I

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    say your family's name? What if I say everything but your name? That's still pretty

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    direct, right? Well, I don't think what he said was that fucking direct. I was

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    just going to say, like, y'all know me with this shit. I still don't say

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    that he's only talking to Big Sean. All right, Maul. Maul. I think it's a

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    few others that cuz a lot of people are saying to be honest I'm with

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    more on this one. I didn't think it was the most direct Yeah, Twitter kind

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    of made it more than really like people make it who was about I don't

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    wait a minute Wait a minute Sean. What's the person I thought about when I

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    wait a minute. I thought a Drake wait a minute We have a lot to

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    talk about so I don't want to waste time. I Are y'all telling me that

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    you do not think that he was talking to Big Sean? No, when I first

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    heard the record, Big Sean didn't come to mind. I thought Cole and Drake. All

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    right, but now that you've sat with it for a second, what do you think?

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    Once people started giving me more information, because I hadn't followed their little riff as

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    close as I did. I remember no more interviews and going, oh, he's talking about

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    Kevin Feige. Well, if you head over to Complex News. If you head over to

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    complex news you can find out everything you need to know but uh Listen, this

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    is clearly a rift between these two gentlemen. So yeah when I initially heard that

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    first bar a big pun your punk ass you scared a little bitch I didn't

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    think big Sean off rip I don't know why people did but I guess when

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    they broke it down of their whole history and big Sean Having that ad lib

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    of being little bitch Sean a little dude Yeah, they're both little dudes. Yeah, but

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    one of them is big in their name One of them is just using their

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    name. Yeah, right. Yeah after this finish talking about this, but I just want to

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    say something about all that. Yeah, I Well, that's what the podcast is for. We're

  • 15:32

    going to say something after all this. No, all right, so you love the record.

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    Yeah, I love it. I like it a lot. I want to know, all right,

  • 15:39

    I can't ask more of this because he's going to say yes. I'm about to

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    ask, is Big Sean a worthy opponent for Kendrick? But of course he is because

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    he can rap, right? Right, right. I guess what I'm trying to figure out is

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    why Kendrick is even... doing this. Why? What's the point? That's what I was just

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    going to say. Like, I don't understand. And I don't want to come off like

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    you. Because I'm all for rap beef. I know. And I probably have, if I'm

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    comparing No More Interviews to Kendrick's joint, I probably have Big Sean up one in

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    this beef if I'm scoring it. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. I have a theory but why he's

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    doing it I think theories I think great MCs have that checklist about other great

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    MCs the way Jay did blueprint - he had to do a double disc Nas

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    disresa cycle. Let me do the double disc I think Kendrick now with this because

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    of humble he's trying to get more of the radio side records like I could

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    still steal your fans for the ratchet shit and I think he still has to

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    be for somebody to be the top tier in that top five category. There's things

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    he has to check off before he can be labeled the greatest. He has to

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    start now. Wait, you didn't compare, you didn't just compare Street Disciple and Blueprint though,

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    right? Blueprint 2, the double disc. I'm saying, no, I'm not comparing them as projects.

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    I'm saying, I think Hov did Blueprint 2 as a double disc because he needed

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    to check off Big Did Life After Death. Like, Pac did double disc. Back in

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    the day, you needed a double disc to be great. I'm saying, and I think

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    Kendrick being such a great MC and a student of hip hop says, all right,

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    well, I got to at least get a battle in here in my career. I

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    gotta get the party records too, because I think Humble's setting up my prediction for

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    this next Kendrick album is gonna be very commercial. I just come to let y'all

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    know, stop, put some respect on my name. You know what I'm saying? When y'all

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    saying my name, put some respect on it. Kendrick from Condon, though, he can't be

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    doing subliminals. He's got a proud legacy in front of him. Just being from that

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    area, like you can't just say shit and not say it directly. I don't. Yeah,

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    I wouldn't respect that. I wouldn't have to. I wouldn't want to be wanting to

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    guess what he's talking about. But, Bo, you old like me. Kendrick is on record

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    names and saying names though Yeah, but it wasn't a diss yeah, but it wasn't

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    a diss from him I think that he's just letting niggas know like yo, this

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    is this is what I do It's like a Rick Ross album I mean a

  • 17:54

    Rick Ross record when he was talking about Birdman like it was some some heartfelt

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    shit like this man That was a dish you can't tell me my watch his

  • 18:03

    face was Totally understood where you tell me my watch is fake you disagree. No,

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    I totally understood what Ross was going with that though I do too. Yeah Wait,

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    did y'all hear that? I mean, of course we talk about the rush record when

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    he started talking about the Church to repent disciples with the dead whole scheme when

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    he was saying, uh, the publishing is the mm-hmm Oh my God. That was worse

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    than a diss record. If it's really from my heart. Yeah. That says a lot

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    more. Because he looked up to Bernie. That is true. That says a lot more.

  • 18:41

    We're getting off course with this. If I'm rolling with your theory, Rory, and Kendrick

  • 18:46

    felt this way, Big Sean is the person that he pulled out the hat. That's

  • 18:51

    proving what? Still around. I mean it just like you said he's who thinks that

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    who thinks that Kendrick is gonna lose to Big Sean in the long run Even

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    if you have him down now on your scorecard who thinks that Kendrick will lose

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    I don't think anybody thinks that and again, I is there such thing as losing

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    today. Yeah. No, no No, I don't think Wait sidebar. Let's go back to two

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    weeks ago and revisit no frauds out of the top 100 back to my what

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    the fuck is a hit and No, I'm just saying, what is winning and losing?

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    What is winning and losing? You're going to make your records. It's going to chart.

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    It's going to not chart. You're going to tour. You're going to brand. You're going

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    to do. What artist is powerful enough to stop you from making a buck? See,

  • 19:31

    now that's why I fuck with Meek and that Drake beef, because that's the one

  • 19:35

    thing that you've said. Meek was trying to kill that nigga, even if you failed.

  • 19:39

    Right. That haymaker that he was throwing, he was attempting to do damage. And we'll

  • 19:43

    talk about that another time. But... I mean, I know no one will say it

  • 19:48

    because Kendrick, of course, is an amazing MC. He's a better MC than Big Sean.

  • 19:52

    I will say that. But I think in that beef, Big Sean is witty. And

  • 19:56

    I think wittiness is very important when you're battling somebody. It's not who can rap

  • 20:00

    the fastest with the greatest cadence. It's wittiness. And I think Big Sean has a

  • 20:04

    lot of wittiness. He is. All you're going to ever say about Kendrick, see, this

  • 20:08

    is what beef comes down to a lot of times. What can you say about

  • 20:11

    the other person? Yeah. What can you say about Kendrick outside of what we've already

  • 20:15

    said about Kendrick? What people keep saying. Oh, I don't understand you. You're Keep saying

  • 20:19

    the same shit. All right, cool. We got that part. I just saw Jhené Aiko

  • 20:25

    tell Big Sean on Instagram that he was her reflection. Now you

  • 20:31

    take a brain like Kendrick Lamar and you put them little two tiny motherfuckers. No,

  • 20:36

    I'm saying let Kendrick Lamar look at a picture of Big Sean and Jhené Aiko

  • 20:41

    in a dark room and just focus all his energy on dissing him. He would

  • 20:46

    have a field day. And we're coming out with a long day for them. A

  • 20:51

    long day is what I'm saying. A lot to be said, dear. Yeah. i don't

  • 20:56

    even like new dudes but kendrick is right when i started listening to him like

  • 21:00

    somebody made me listen to him you have to i'm just saying as far as

  • 21:03

    new yeah as far as i'm concerned he's a new cat but i mean i

  • 21:07

    had it he was like yo you got the lit he was like bo he's

  • 21:10

    your type of dude like you're like man i listen to to the first album

  • 21:13

    first and then the second joint, I was like, I was blown away. I was

  • 21:17

    like, this dude is what I like. It's like what I listen to. Me too,

  • 21:21

    me too. Yeah, so I mean, and I was surprised to hear a so-called new

  • 21:25

    cat Grab me like that. I think he was raised on some some old. Yeah,

  • 21:29

    he's definitely got a lot of new nigga fuck shit and him Rory So tell

  • 21:33

    me more about I want to hear more about what you think his next album

  • 21:37

    is gonna be all this commercial shit You were saying well, maybe maybe and we

  • 21:42

    still have yet to dive into humble. Yeah, maybe commercial is not the right word,

  • 21:46

    but I think it's going to fit more into 2017 sound than to pimp a

  • 21:50

    butterfly and good kid, Mad City did I Kendrick did his own shit his own

  • 21:55

    lane I just think he wants to prove that he could also take that lane

  • 21:59

    as well where there will be things played on the radio and in a club

  • 22:04

    and I don't think it's gonna be a black a bunch of fucking I don't

  • 22:08

    know what commercial Kendrick sounds like is that swimming pools? Swimming pools was is alright.

  • 22:12

    It was still his commercial. No, it became commercial right of that shit. All right,

  • 22:16

    it's amazing But I don't think he went into the studio with all right and

  • 22:21

    said alright today I'm gonna make a record that's gonna play at every party and

  • 22:25

    on the radio just my prediction with humble I think he's gonna stay more in

  • 22:29

    the 2017 Lane to prove that he could also take that too. I That's all

  • 22:33

    right. So let's get to humble. Somebody tell me what the women are upset with.

  • 22:37

    Oh, I mean, what a baby. Do you know? I didn't take that person. I

  • 22:42

    mean, I think the ass with the dents on it. Right. Like, yeah, I think

  • 22:46

    a lot of women were very upset about that. And I think for misogynistic men

  • 22:50

    are the best people to break down that. I agree. So we're going to break

  • 22:54

    it down. I believe that, too. Yeah. No, but most of the asses that I've

  • 22:59

    ever had look like that. So I wasn't mad at that at all. I love

  • 23:03

    Stretch Mars. Somebody tell me what they're angry at him about. Women are angry at

  • 23:07

    everything. Let's just put that out there. People online are angry. Online motherfuckers wake up

  • 23:11

    first thing in the morning and look to see what can make them upset. Too

  • 23:16

    woke for their own fucking good. It's some people that just got too much fucking

  • 23:20

    time. But I thought, wait, but I thought, am I wrong? He was praising natural

  • 23:24

    women, wasn't he? Yeah, but women are upset that for them, they think he's policing

  • 23:28

    women's bodies and they're For them to be themselves, that's offensive. You see what Tyrese

  • 23:33

    said about the natural wigs and all that, and women winning on him. Well, no,

  • 23:39

    they're going to keep going in on Tyrese, unfortunately. So this is what I don't

  • 23:43

    like about what women do. So then they go find a picture of Kendrick and

  • 23:48

    his fiance or some shit. Who he's been with since high school. Who happens to

  • 23:52

    be light-skinned with curly hair and really now y'all going to kill her? Really? So

  • 23:57

    now that invalidates everything he said in his record because his girlfriend is light-skinned. People

  • 24:01

    just get upset about everything, man. You can't please everybody. Okay, somebody everything no matter

  • 24:05

    what you said do somebody's gonna have an objection to it But I think what

  • 24:09

    Kendrick was trying to say was like yo listen, you know Cuz like I was

  • 24:14

    talking about it online like your women out here literally dying getting these like body

  • 24:18

    surgeries and shit like literally dying on operating table and I think what Kendrick was

  • 24:22

    saying was like yo, you're fine the way you are like I You don't have

  • 24:27

    to get this shit done. You don't have like just love yourself like niggas still

  • 24:32

    like that niggas still like just natural no makeup. You're absolutely right unfortunately insecurity and

  • 24:36

    you know, you know, I understand the way things work But I just don't understand

  • 24:41

    how you could be upset at somebody saying it's okay to just love who you

  • 24:45

    are as your natural self and from policing women's bodies rap obviously has catered to

  • 24:50

    the fat fake ass in the past 10 years strip club So to now praise

  • 24:54

    natural women that just are themselves. How could you be upset at that? Let me

  • 24:58

    tell you what I think is amazing. They went and got the surgery done. So

  • 25:02

    now it's like, nigga, I got it done. Now you talking about being natural? Now

  • 25:06

    you want me to be natural after I spent this 20 racks on this body?

  • 25:10

    Which is exactly what I was about to say. What I'm amazed at is... the

  • 25:15

    women who went and got the surgeries to keep up when the fat ass and

  • 25:19

    big titties was in and now they went and got it undone so they look

  • 25:24

    like before they got it it's like a pop at least nine of them who

  • 25:29

    y'all skinny again now i also want to know because you know how y'all gonna

  • 25:34

    unsurgery yourself yeah you disappear for a few weeks and say you went on the

  • 25:39

    little smoothie diet that's what these chicks are doing out here. It's fucking craziness. And

  • 25:43

    you know the Fit Thick shit is in now too. So you see all these

  • 25:47

    IG models all of a sudden buying workout clothes and IG live and from the

  • 25:50

    gym every day. Oh, wait a minute. Rory introduced my favorite topic, IG hoes. So

  • 25:54

    let me address you hoes. If y'all don't stop it with that bra. What bra?

  • 25:59

    I'm missing it. What bra? Wait, wait, wait. Wait, wait. What happened? What happened? I

  • 26:04

    see Sid just gave you free smoke just now. It's free smoke over there. Hold

  • 26:10

    on. The funny. Go ahead. I want to hear what's funny. I'm going to tell

  • 26:15

    you what's funny. Okay. That bra paid for his trip to Puerto Rico. Hey. Hey.

  • 26:20

    Hey, hey, Sid, let that nigga know. Let that nigga know, Sid. Bust him shots.

  • 26:24

    Give me some sound effects on the shot. I need some shots. Give me some

  • 26:28

    shots. I need shots right now, man. Here you go. Give me some shots, nigga.

  • 26:32

    And you can pick up that bra right at WWW. Go back to your rap

  • 26:36

    talk. All right. I still don't know what bra you're talking about, but hey, I

  • 26:40

    love that. I love that just now. Oh, wait a minute. You know, you know

  • 26:45

    if I pulled up a video wait, no, no forget about that cuz I forgot

  • 26:49

    how that the group chat was Bo Let me ask you a question. What is

  • 26:54

    your stance on liking? pictures of pregnant women on Instagram I know it's a little

  • 26:59

    random. I didn't myself in the clear I didn't see the pregnant picture on

  • 27:04

    Instagram. I don't think I'm looking for everybody relax and stop So now I

  • 27:10

    have an associate of mine right who shall remain nameless, but she was at

  • 27:16

    the show Miami. It's cool It's cool. You know, you got cool internet people.

  • 27:21

    Mm-hmm And but you know, you got your associates. We just know what they about.

  • 27:26

    They verbalize it. They joke about it. So this particular friend has joked for years

  • 27:30

    about trapping an athlete because that's the cool thing to do when you're a female

  • 27:34

    until you meet an athlete that you fucking you try to trap him. So So

  • 27:38

    she put the fucking shit out. She trapped one of them niggas on the beers.

  • 27:42

    All them niggas on the beers. They had cutlers, so you know how they are.

  • 27:46

    They had cutlers. They had plenty of free time. So she trapped one of them,

  • 27:50

    and she put up a post. She cut the comments off or whatever, but she's

  • 27:54

    pregnant with his kid. And I read it. I read the long story. I won't

  • 27:57

    post it here. But the only person that liked it was you. Like all the

  • 28:03

    pregnant pictures of her. And then I was confused, Maul. So I put it in

  • 28:08

    a group chat. Wait, and this is what really blew my mind. I questioned my

  • 28:13

    friend Maul about liking pregnant pictures. And at the end of the conversation, the whole

  • 28:17

    group chat agreed, and he told us we was wrong and crazy. So I want

  • 28:21

    to hear. No, y'all think that liking any picture is crazy. No, Mo. You killed

  • 28:24

    me for liking a picture of a sunset somewhere. Like, well, because that's just gay.

  • 28:28

    Like, come on. But I'm just saying. You're from the Bronx. You just think it's

  • 28:31

    from the Bronx. I'm just saying, though. It don't matter what I like. It don't

  • 28:35

    matter what I like. Like, y'all going to have a problem with it. Because y'all,

  • 28:39

    I don't know. Y'all had this thing about liking pictures. I feel like it's like

  • 28:42

    you can't like a picture. It's corny. Why are you on Instagram then? To look

  • 28:47

    at pictures. Look at pictures, so don't like him. I've never liked a pregnant I

  • 28:52

    Mean cuz it's a kid in there now. I don't like kids Kids know that

  • 28:56

    I don't like them and they look at me With with the look on their

  • 29:01

    face like I know you don't I know you don't fucking like me right anytime

  • 29:05

    on the plane I was on a plane a couple days ago, and the kid

  • 29:10

    was like turn around looking at me and I was like I stop looking at

  • 29:15

    me and the kid was looking like i know you don't like me right i

  • 29:18

    mean i like pictures man that's just what i do joe knows that i want

  • 29:22

    you to follow me i think you follow me now just so you can have

  • 29:26

    jokes now because you know like i got the like the like hammer stays loaded

  • 29:29

    i got about 400 clips i only want to know why we're liking pregnant pictures

  • 29:33

    oh I don't know. I like shit I don't even realize I'm liking. Until you

  • 29:37

    pointed out, I was like, I like that picture. I didn't know you could see

  • 29:40

    who liking what. See, that's what fucked the game up. Now you got niggas trolling

  • 29:44

    what you like. See, that's why it's whack, because I think Joe was liking pictures

  • 29:47

    before that was an option. Never was the case that they gave me. You're the

  • 29:51

    murderer. I think you was a habitual liker, too. You went to rehab. I got

  • 29:54

    to look and see what my niggas is liking. You know why I don't like

  • 29:57

    stuff? Because I don't know how the like is being interpreted. Women don't interpret well.

  • 30:01

    That's why I don't like. Because the second I like a picture, oh, look at

  • 30:05

    this nigga on my clit. Huh? I can see that. Huh? Bitch. I can see

  • 30:08

    that. I can see what you're saying, but... Now, unfollow all of you. Right. I

  • 30:12

    feel you. Because I'm extra. But all for that. So where we at? Where we

  • 30:16

    at next? What else happened? Oh, wait. No other podcast is going to do it

  • 30:21

    and none of the other media outlets are going to do it. So do you

  • 30:25

    want to try to get to the bottom of the Remy, Karen, Sybil picture now

  • 30:29

    or do you want to wait? Was there any more info besides just the picture?

  • 30:33

    Who needs more info? Why do we need more info? Why is that fun? If

  • 30:37

    we find out what really happened. If I look at Papoose's face, Remy's face, Karen

  • 30:41

    hands, and the white lady face tucked in In the far right-hand corner of the

  • 30:44

    picture, it tells me that it was probably a hostile conversation. Yeah, it was aggression.

  • 30:49

    And if we know Remy, do we know Remy? All right, if you don't know

  • 30:53

    Remy, let me help you. Remy is, she's coming to ask you about whatever she

  • 30:57

    wants to ask you about. Karen has a history with Nicky. That's I think pretty

  • 31:02

    well documented. Karen's a friend of the show, so I'm not gonna stay on this

  • 31:05

    too long. And Karen words herself well, so I'm sure whatever Remy asked her, I'm

  • 31:09

    sure Karen was able to fucking answer and respond to. And I'm sure they both

  • 31:12

    knew that they were going to that work event, that they were going to be

  • 31:16

    there. So I don't think it was a shock or a surprise to anybody, but

  • 31:19

    it's the internet, so we gotta get these jokes off. So speaking of jokes... Pap

  • 31:23

    looks stressed, like, yo, just agree with her, B. She gonna hit you. Ha ha

  • 31:27

    ha ha ha. Know I've disagreed and I've been hit that was that look so

  • 31:31

    you say a remedy really beats Papoose Yeah, I think I think I'm comfortable saying

  • 31:35

    that right might be pep That's funny to say she beats him like Yo Funny

  • 31:40

    that y'all say that you know what I was thinking the other day and I

  • 31:44

    want to be very careful here because I don't Want Remy or pap to beat

  • 31:49

    me up because I like them both. I love them both but I does anybody

  • 31:54

    remember the pampus fat joe incident yeah and i think they did a couple interviews

  • 31:59

    about them patching it up i know but was that when remy was in the

  • 32:05

    she was gone okay but look at how amazing god is look at that we've

  • 32:10

    seen hove and fat joe now we've seen i never thought i'd see that pap

  • 32:15

    and fat joe and if i remember correctly from all of those rumors pap hand

  • 32:20

    skills was up in that Fat pants ain't chump, but that's beside the point. Who

  • 32:25

    else we've seen? We've seen a lot of the people that were beefing makeup is

  • 32:29

    my point. I mean, people get older. 50 and Fat Joe? are great yeah people

  • 32:33

    get older man you get older and you you mean like man listen that ain't

  • 32:37

    really about nothing yeah beef is whack the whole in fat joe one i was

  • 32:42

    surprised just because it wasn't just some rap that was a lot of years really

  • 32:46

    really didn't like it so i never thought i would see that yeah a lot

  • 32:50

    of people didn't think that i thought that was forever uh we've seen joe and

  • 32:54

    nobody uh that's been good me and who nobody do makeup i made up with

  • 32:58

    all my beefs every last one of my beefs oh ransom Okay. 50. Saigon. Lloyd

  • 33:03

    Banks. Who else have I beefed? Game. Who else have I beefed with? You beefed

  • 33:09

    with everybody. Royce. You beefed with everybody. Hove. Everybody. Me and Hove have made up.

  • 33:14

    I've made up. I'm telling y'all. You and Matty ain't make up. That beef is

  • 33:19

    still lingering. And it's free smoke whenever you want it. But listen, we do a

  • 33:25

    lot of joking on this podcast, but I want to just point out, Mature Joe

  • 33:30

    is going to hit. I'm chillin' I've made up with people I don't get into

  • 33:35

    beef I got a job I got a girl I'm so cool I kinda feel

  • 33:39

    like this little speech happens like every other year I'm mature now I'm this age

  • 33:44

    He had this talk with me before the Drake shit This is a bunch of

  • 33:48

    people I'm mature now I'm this age This is a bunch of people So sin

  • 33:53

    is the factor I'm here now Oh, yo. You've been here. You was here ten

  • 33:58

    minutes ago. Alright, can I say a joke that I wouldn't say if you wasn't

  • 34:04

    here? Look at him already stumbling. Alright, you're not going to fight me later? Hey,

  • 34:10

    you're already nervous. Let me tell you what's a good indicator that you have matured.

  • 34:16

    You ready for it? You old bitches. You got to look and see if they're

  • 34:22

    still failing. This nigga's crazy. See? They always speak to you though, like when they

  • 34:27

    see you out, they be like, hey, you look good. And you be like, oh

  • 34:31

    shit, I didn't even know that was you. You've aged considerably. Are you all right?

  • 34:35

    Like everything good? Yes. And I only say that, oh shit, I'm not plugged in.

  • 34:39

    Y'all talk, I care you're nothing. Well, how are your old bitches doing with that

  • 34:43

    said? Because I know you said that makes you mature and I know you ain't.

  • 34:47

    I don't know. I don't know. What am I getting for you? Well, I have

  • 34:51

    impeccable taste, so all my old bitches like running for Congress and shit. So I

  • 34:54

    don't even look into that. But what else do we have on this long list

  • 34:58

    of shit to run through? Henny Palooza. I want to wait. Do we want to

  • 35:02

    get into that now? Whenever you want. Because then we got to pull up the

  • 35:06

    Law & Order theme song. No, I want to go like kind of in order.

  • 35:10

    So let's get Dave East and his baby moms out the way because that was

  • 35:14

    like a month ago too. Mm. You had more I don't even know what it

  • 35:19

    is to report here Davies is beefing with baby moms nigga. So am I and

  • 35:23

    a but Black man other news. I don't know how to report it. This is

  • 35:28

    only a story because hoes like him a lot That that's it. We all have

  • 35:32

    beef with our baby moms. I guess that's the best way to cover that one,

  • 35:36

    right? But they going ham no on snapchat and shit. I saw one new Instagram

  • 35:41

    beef shit that people do in 2017 I didn't even know you could

  • 35:47

    snapchat from court. That was kind of ill. You can't really do that. They tried

  • 35:52

    to arrest me when I was in there talking that shit. Well, on IG live.

  • 35:57

    Blog TV. Yeah, basically. Live from my sentencing. I want you to ask, let's get

  • 36:02

    all this out the way too. Suge Knight, relax. Just chill. Oh, on my way

  • 36:07

    here I saw there was a report that his son came out and said that

  • 36:11

    that was a false report that Suge never said that. For those that don't know,

  • 36:15

    Suge said that his ex-wife... Allegedly said that. Yeah, allegedly. His ex-wife and bodyguard or

  • 36:19

    some shit set them up and was trying to kill him and kill Pac instead.

  • 36:23

    But I swear there's a documentary that came out just this past year that has

  • 36:27

    the actual shooter in it. Mm-hmm. admitting everything is going under the radar. I watched

  • 36:31

    it by accident on like channel ID. I saw it too. It fell, right? It's

  • 36:35

    the whole shit. Like, yo, I was, I, Imani put in our group chat. It

  • 36:40

    was in our group chat. I don't know where I saw it, but people, everyone

  • 36:44

    knows it was Imani. Imani solved the murders. Imani solved the murders. Imani solved the

  • 36:49

    pop murders. Imani solved the murders. So what else don't we care about that we

  • 36:53

    have to get into? Uh, They're closing Rikers Island. They're talking about it. De Blasio.

  • 36:58

    Hove is the greatest black man to ever live again. Yeah, again, just closing Rikers.

  • 37:03

    I don't know what that's going to solve. Just putting five different smaller jails, unless

  • 37:08

    they change the system of holding people for that fucking long. I don't see what

  • 37:13

    closing Rikers Island is going to do. Like just closing. It's just what splitting it

  • 37:18

    up. What is that going to do? That's all it's going to do. Is this

  • 37:23

    gonna be a smaller group? You guys are really pessimists. About the judicial system? What

  • 37:27

    should I be? It's just gonna happen. I don't see nothing good coming from it.

  • 37:31

    They're just gonna split that shit up. That just keeps people happy for a second.

  • 37:35

    Like, all right, they closed Rikers. Thank God. Like, that don't change. That just puts

  • 37:38

    a Band-Aid over some shit. Alright, so what should we do? Let's leave it there

  • 37:43

    then. God damn it. Y'all hate niggas like y'all. What y'all want to do? I'm

  • 37:47

    just thinking of that picture that I saw of Suge Knight, man. It's like Uncle

  • 37:51

    Phil, but he's like the evil version. You know what I mean? That's all I

  • 37:55

    could think of when I saw that picture. Like if they did like a screenshot

  • 38:00

    with Uncle Phil and him. Oh, wait. Wait. Did y'all see Aunt Viv

  • 38:06

    went off again? They keep giving her the ammunition. Bo Pretty, he has a lot

  • 38:10

    to say about the whole fresh French. They keep giving her the ammunition, man. They

  • 38:15

    keep doing it. They keep giving her a stage to stand on. You know what

  • 38:19

    I mean? Kendrick conversation. Y'all can have that. I'm here for Uncle Phil and Aunt

  • 38:24

    Viv. But wait, Bo. But they keep not giving her a stage, which keeps giving

  • 38:28

    her the stage, right? No. You can't. All them taking a picture laughing and smiling

  • 38:32

    and having fun. Of course, you can look at it and be like fuck y'all.

  • 38:36

    All right wait It's like that like line there that we don't like on the

  • 38:40

    Jeffersons, right? It's all like the Jeff was you know me like if you saw

  • 38:44

    a picture of them he'd be like fuck y'all Yeah, but you guys say fuck

  • 38:49

    you every time you see them niggas do something they go to Chuck E Cheese

  • 38:53

    now you want to rent You got to chill at some point. If you Auntie

  • 38:56

    Viv, you do. I would be salty with how I left. Which Aunt Viv do

  • 39:00

    y'all like more, though? Come on, Mo. I'm just asking. Don't ask me that. I'm

  • 39:04

    just asking. You testing my real nigga. I'm just asking. I'm just asking. Don't ask

  • 39:07

    me that. Don't worry about it. Don't ask me that, ask Rory. In her defense

  • 39:12

    though, have you ever done a family function and an aunt been pissed? It's just

  • 39:16

    regular family shit. There's always a mad aunt. There's always a mad aunt. You never

  • 39:20

    put some shit on Facebook. You don't be on Facebook. You put a family photo

  • 39:25

    on Facebook. I don't be in my family function. Joe is that relative. he's the

  • 39:30

    angry on my grandfather's funeral like check this

  • 39:36

    out check this out I hear for another

  • 39:42

    issue saying goodbye and I'm a good body

  • 39:48

    you That's funny my brother little brother now. He tried to give it come down

  • 39:52

    once you come down visit I'm never coming home to New York right so the

  • 39:56

    last time I saw my little brother This is a horrible segue, but the last

  • 39:59

    time I saw my little brother he pulled because he's from Patterson He got shot

  • 40:03

    a long time ago in Patterson. I wrote a song about it You can google

  • 40:06

    it, but he came to my house, and he was with a Another bigger young

  • 40:10

    man who seemed like a really cool gentleman. He introduced me, but I don't remember

  • 40:14

    his name because I don't why am I remembering your name if I don't have

  • 40:19

    to remember your name? So fast forward to Fetty gets robbed in Patterson. The gentleman

  • 40:23

    who was shot by Fuzz is the gentleman that I met with my little brother

  • 40:27

    in front of my house. So the first thing I say is, is he okay?

  • 40:32

    Is he good? I didn't fight. Did you snitch or? No, this is out. This

  • 40:36

    is video. This is video. Wait, hold on. Before we. Did you snitch? I didn't

  • 40:40

    catch that whole story. I was lost. Oh, Rory, that was great. Did you snitch?

  • 40:44

    Wait, did you snitch? Because I don't want no pause. No. The guy that got

  • 40:48

    shot with a chain? Right. He's my man. He was my man. outside yeah like

  • 40:52

    is this no because it sounds like you got a conversation away from the podcast

  • 40:56

    no no this was tm okay all right cool with the red arrow okay with

  • 41:00

    fuzz pointing at fuzz with a gun shooting okay so this is not me i

  • 41:04

    hope he beats it okay yeah me too but my there's a long history of

  • 41:08

    apparently this gentleman is the person that was in the group with fetty and then

  • 41:13

    whatever happened they they put him out the group so now this is like war

  • 41:17

    from that kicked him out the group chat that's crazy Niggas are getting shot. You

  • 41:22

    playing. Niggas are getting shot. Niggas are getting shot. You playing. This nigga's playing. I'm

  • 41:27

    not going anywhere where there might be a gun. You just left your car. It

  • 41:32

    was nothing but guns in Hattie Palooza. I had security guards around me. So, Bo,

  • 41:37

    I want to ask you. Bo is a comedian. Allegedly. Bo, I follow on Twitter.

  • 41:42

    I don't know how I ended up following Bo on Twitter. I can tell you

  • 41:47

    exactly how you ended up following him. Tell me. The chick, uh... Oh, right. Hey,

  • 41:52

    let's stop it right there. No, no, no, no. Let's stop right there. All right,

  • 41:55

    never mind. The chick, Toy, I don't know her name, Toy Box or something like

  • 41:58

    that. Toy, Toy, Toy, Toy, Toy. Yeah, she was following me. Toy's a friend of

  • 42:01

    the show. Yeah, a friend of the show. She was following me, and then she

  • 42:05

    hit you up one day and was like, yo, and that's when you were still

  • 42:08

    Mouse. Like, that's how long ago it was. She was like, yo, you got to

  • 42:11

    follow this guy. And that's exactly how it happened. So... Bo comes to New York.

  • 42:14

    He plays at Caroline's. He's opening for D.L. Hughley. I love D.L. Hughley. So we

  • 42:19

    all go, me and like 10 of my friends. And Bo was hilarious. We laughed

  • 42:23

    hysterically. And let me tell you, I gave my friends the disclaimer before we went.

  • 42:28

    Like, listen... my man i follow him on twitter i ain't really never he's funny

  • 42:32

    on twitter if he ain't funny i mean it's a lot of it's a lot

  • 42:36

    of funny on twitter how do you feel about them right tell me how do

  • 42:40

    you feel about that i mean i don't hate them i mean i if they

  • 42:45

    got a lot of followers i do but that's honest but you know Had the

  • 42:49

    clip ready when we was at that At Caroline's as I can't wait to kill

  • 42:53

    Joe on the car ride back for dragging us to Caroline's to see But yeah,

  • 42:57

    and then Bo ended up being funnier than DL. I'll say it on record. I'm

  • 43:01

    just oh you can't say this Yeah, but you were way too funnier than DL

  • 43:05

    that night. I'm hungrier, man. DL's don't already live. He's rich. He'll always be great.

  • 43:10

    But he's coasting. That night I was laughing much harder. I'm trying to be great.

  • 43:15

    He's coasting. He knows what's in front of him. But he don't trip on that,

  • 43:20

    though. What do you do when you're a comedian trying to be great? Don't know

  • 43:25

    the route Brian you just you just I mean right now I guess the younger

  • 43:29

    kids they're trying to make videos and all that and get noticed and Get their

  • 43:33

    followers up and get people coming out to see their shows I get that but

  • 43:37

    that's not what I'm gonna do. I'm a comic like I'm a fucking stand-up comedian

  • 43:41

    There's no there's nothing else on the real an extra. I'm not gonna say that

  • 43:45

    but far as videos and shit like I'm not gonna I I feel like it

  • 43:50

    would be lowering my integrity to do something different. Just to get... Alright, do

  • 43:56

    something different, yeah. Yeah, I mean that's not my style, even though I'm pretty sure

  • 44:00

    I'm going to end up doing it. I just bought a camera. I just bought

  • 44:04

    a Dell laptop. You about to ask Chris, Chris, what you doing tomorrow night? Come

  • 44:09

    film some shit at the Crest? Go straight to YouTube, right? I need that. See,

  • 44:13

    but I would think that. That's what my brain would say, Bo. My brain would

  • 44:17

    say, well, if... Today all the kids just want to see shit and I'm a

  • 44:21

    comedian and then all they just get their news from YouTube Why can't I just

  • 44:25

    cut a camera on and but see I did that like five years ago I

  • 44:28

    started when I saw the YouTube shit was to do craze I started like upload

  • 44:32

    I learned how to upload clips cuz I'm computer illiterate like I know I just

  • 44:35

    look at like all niggas are age, right? I can look at porn and tweet.

  • 44:40

    That's the extent of my internet capabilities. But I learned how to upload videos to

  • 44:44

    YouTube and I put some funny-ass clips on the joint. And I was like, "Yeah!"

  • 44:49

    I was like, "Yo, y'all, check out my shit." I got like 1200 hits Meanwhile

  • 44:54

    as a fucking cat on water skis this nigga got six million right

  • 45:00

    right. That's when I gave up. No I said fuck you - fucking

  • 45:06

    Ian sends me my manager in who is fired from all creative Conversations

  • 45:12

    because he is the worst just child. He's bad. He sends me a

  • 45:17

    video of an Irish man commentating on owls.

  • 45:24

    and it had about 13 million views. That's why I gave up. He's telling me

  • 45:28

    that I need to put my voice on there and talk about the owls. That's

  • 45:32

    why I'm trying to get my Morgan Freeman down. But I should do it cool

  • 45:36

    and hip. I got a good Morgan Freeman I'm working on, and I'm going to

  • 45:40

    try to use that to fulfill my shit. My Morgan Freeman, the couple of words

  • 45:45

    I got is incredible. I can get them in particular. That's one. If I had

  • 45:49

    a couple more joints to get a sentence... Andy was my friend. What was I

  • 45:54

    just saying just now? I don't even remember. Oh, wait. Oh, so that's where it

  • 45:59

    was. That's where it was. That's where it was. So Dave Chappelle recently put a

  • 46:05

    special out. Again, like I said on this podcast before, I saw him at Radio

  • 46:11

    City Music Hall. So I saw a lot of that material. Then a gentleman by

  • 46:16

    the name of Jared Carmichael put out a special. And you did you see that?

  • 46:21

    I didn't know more. Have you seen it? Yeah, I loved it I think I'm

  • 46:26

    not very familiar with him Bo, but I think he's pretty funny that guy I

  • 46:30

    even saw some people say they enjoyed his stand-up and his style more than Dave

  • 46:34

    shit now Dave is a legend and he invited me to his house in Ohio.

  • 46:38

    So we that's all we will say about that He's a friend of the show

  • 46:43

    and fuck whoever said that about Dave. How about that? Now with that said Louis

  • 46:48

    C.K. special is out now. Now. I haven't seen anybody talk about it. To

  • 46:53

    Dave Chappelle? No, Louis C.K. Louis C.K. special is out today. It's a new

  • 46:59

    release Netflix special the same way days was I haven't seen his pay be reported

  • 47:04

    I'd like to know what Louis CK is getting paid I Did hear that yeah

  • 47:09

    and directed it I think very underrated pootie tang I know it's trash. I know

  • 47:14

    it's trash, but see hood niggas went We went to see it and we like

  • 47:19

    that bullshit. We know it's trash, but it's like certain trash movies. We like bull

  • 47:24

    It's like watching Shack on that On that video with the cartoon nigga, the insurance

  • 47:28

    shit. What is it? When he in the car with the motherfucker, it's like life

  • 47:33

    insurance or something? I only watch God's Prayer. It's extremely whack. But I forgive him

  • 47:37

    because he's Shaq. So it's like with Louis C.K., I forgive him for making Pootie

  • 47:41

    Tang. I like Pootie Tang. I like Soul Plane. Stop me at Snakes on a

  • 47:46

    Plane and then we cool. That wasn't supposed to be a hood movie. That's why

  • 47:50

    it's even worse. Snakes on a Plane might be kind of funny now. But uh

  • 47:54

    well no I'm curious with Louis CK because he kind of started that independent I'm

  • 47:58

    just selling the shit off my website shit I mean I know Kevin is definitely

  • 48:02

    leading that right that whole shit Which is amazing and Aziz as well, but Louie

  • 48:06

    was one of the first people to be like no I'm not doing Comedy Central

  • 48:10

    not doing HBO y'all can buy it off my website. Yeah, that's what he did

  • 48:13

    So I'm sure it's got to be a good amount if Netflix is Well doing

  • 48:17

    that but I was poorly promoted because I'm a huge huge huge Louis CK fan

  • 48:21

    I feel like I would know if he had a special it's the second you

  • 48:24

    cut Netflix on it will take up your entire screen But I cut it on

  • 48:27

    for a brief second because I need instant gratification and I was trying to save

  • 48:31

    it That's how whack I am I was trying to save it for after the

  • 48:34

    podcast so I could watch it But I needed to see what was going on

  • 48:37

    I need to see if he's about to disappoint me any and he comes on

  • 48:41

    and he starts with So abortions and me and then just start going crazy

  • 48:46

    because that's classic Louis CK if you're unfamiliar with him Just go check out the

  • 48:52

    special comedy is real great boy. I got to interrupt you because because hold on

  • 48:57

    this is Exactly what I'd say this all the time like the average comedy fans

  • 49:02

    now they will look at I'll just say the average person will look at a

  • 49:07

    video on Facebook and or wherever the fuck and you know like it's a fight

  • 49:12

    video they'll watch that shit for like three minutes to see like a nigga get

  • 49:17

    hit one time but comedy is so it is it's it's such a hard thing

  • 49:21

    and it's such an underrated craft when people look at comedy like they can look

  • 49:25

    at a nigga on stage for 15 seconds and he'll make them laugh he's the

  • 49:30

    worst fucking comedian to ever walk this earth And that's how shit is. So that's

  • 49:35

    why I'm saying, yeah, exactly. I watched this nigga for 20 seconds and I didn't

  • 49:40

    laugh. Wait, who? I'm just saying, that's what people would be like, he was on

  • 49:45

    stage for a whole minute. 20 seconds is a bit, I mean. But I'm just

  • 49:48

    saying, that's kind of how fans are right now with comedy, man. Fickle. Yeah, very

  • 49:52

    much. You ain't going to get empathy from me, nigga. They worse than music. I

  • 49:56

    don't want to hear none of this shit you talking about. They way worse than

  • 50:00

    music. I think comedy has more casual fans than music fans. I think they going

  • 50:03

    off the Kevin Hart's, I know that. That's all I'm going to watch. Yo, you

  • 50:07

    know who's not funny to me? Yes. Well, not... Lil Duvall? Nah, I mean... And

  • 50:11

    they hail him as a legend. I get it. After I read into the story.

  • 50:15

    Oh, oh, wait. This is about to be good. Hold on. This is awesome. This

  • 50:19

    is a story that will go down in the love and hip-hop history books. No,

  • 50:23

    really. I don't think that... But what is the truth? What is a lie? I

  • 50:27

    don't think that... Eddie Murphy's funny? No, I don't think that Paul Mooney is that

  • 50:31

    funny. Oh! I don't. Paul Mooney is great, man. And we went to see him

  • 50:35

    at Caroline's, and it was kind of like... He goes too long sometimes. I mean,

  • 50:40

    when you write for Richard Pryor, it's kind of hard to say. I get it.

  • 50:44

    I get it. I get it. Paul, Paul. Paul is great. Nah. I'm sorry. I

  • 50:48

    sat in Carolines and was there. What year was this? This was like three years

  • 50:52

    ago. Me and Joe went together. I worked with Paul. I worked with Paul. He

  • 50:57

    was there. No, I wasn't. i think paul i see a lot of people walk

  • 51:01

    out when paul's on because a lot of people can't take the truth i get

  • 51:04

    that no he doesn't give a and you might catch him on a night where

  • 51:08

    he really doesn't give a i will say when me and mo went to caroline's

  • 51:12

    all them years ago this was paul mooney on paul mooney he was really on

  • 51:16

    one that night like i'm surprised the white people stayed at all i heard this

  • 51:20

    story about what paul mooney did one night in the comedy store in l.a i

  • 51:24

    believe Everybody went on stage. It was like 1 o'clock in the morning, 1:30, something

  • 51:28

    like that. Paul Mooney goes on stage and was like, "Is there any white people

  • 51:32

    in here?" And it was like maybe 10, 15 white people in there. Everybody's laughing.

  • 51:35

    He was like, "I want y'all to get up right now and leave." And they

  • 51:39

    just kind of laughed it off. So he just goes into his shit and just

  • 51:43

    went in on white people and they left one at a time. And then he

  • 51:46

    finally says, any more white people here? And it was like, no, it's just us.

  • 51:50

    It was like the niggas cleaned up and a few people. And he was like,

  • 51:53

    good night. And walked off the stage. That's some legendary shit right there. I respect

  • 51:57

    that. Not if I'm white. And not if I paid to come see that shit!

  • 52:01

    Yeah, nah, I don't know man. But that's not- you can't go into a comedy

  • 52:04

    club and pay and go, "Well, I only want to hear material that I find

  • 52:08

    funny." No, no, I get that. I get- but it was still- that night was

  • 52:11

    kind of like, I was sitting there like, "Ah, okay." Well, listen, if I'm- A

  • 52:15

    lot of people got offended at the Chappelle shit with the rape jokes and the

  • 52:18

    Bill Cosby and things of that nature. Oh, that was great. I thought it was

  • 52:22

    hilarious. He rapes, but he saves people. I'm so glad that this shit wasn't around.

  • 52:27

    This social media shit wasn't around with Carlin and Pryor and Dice Clay. Oh my

  • 52:32

    God. Because they would be going there. They would be banned from comedy. You couldn't

  • 52:37

    even say their name on the internet. Let me ask you, how long have you

  • 52:41

    been doing comedy for? 22 years. How much have you seen change in the PC

  • 52:46

    audience? PCP? A lot. No. That's your lane, bro. We'll get to that in a

  • 52:51

    minute. That topic is next. Sorry, y'all. Yeah, the game totally different, man. And the

  • 52:55

    money, the bread is different. I remember making more money when I first started than

  • 53:00

    what I do now. And I'm 30 times better. Because now everybody wants to be

  • 53:04

    a fucking comedian. It's oversaturated. It's like a puppy mill. Who's your favorite comedian? They

  • 53:08

    just making these motherfuckers in the puppy mill. Of all time, I'm calling. I'm calling

  • 53:13

    over Pryor because, like I was talking to Joe earlier, because calling put out an

  • 53:17

    hour special every year for 20 fucking years. Which is crazy. That's got to be

  • 53:22

    the most difficult thing And that's not just our special a funny hour Every year

  • 53:26

    that's difficult. That's very difficult. How many is Chris have about seven? I want to

  • 53:31

    say no specials all together Yeah, maybe about seven hours maybe about six or seven.

  • 53:35

    Yeah, but look how long he's been doing comedy So he knows how difficult it

  • 53:39

    is. Yeah, Chappelle was a legend before these two He had what to two specials

  • 53:44

    that were like what's the last good comedy comedy stand-up? Oh Didn't see the last

  • 53:49

    Kevin Hart one because I'm he's Kevin Hart in me out. I've never watched the

  • 53:53

    Kevin Hart special. Mm-hmm. Never never never watched since I know Kevin I think he's

  • 53:57

    a great guy, but he's just not the kind of guy I want to listen

  • 54:01

    to him for not the funny that you not the funny I like hateful shit

  • 54:05

    like I'm I'm Corey Holcomb and D ray that niggas crazy Corey. Oh, yeah, that

  • 54:09

    niggas really he's really crazy. Oh But I like I like I like I don't

  • 54:14

    think that uh Jamie Foxx gets the credit he deserves I don't think Jamie Foxx

  • 54:19

    gets the credit that he deserves because he has Eddie Murphy Talent he's probably more

  • 54:24

    talented Eddie Murphy. I can honestly say that mm-hmm before on that stage He's not

  • 54:29

    even he can't even say he can't even carry his jockstrap. Mm-hmm Well, why is

  • 54:34

    that an insult? To not be able to carry Eddie Murphy's jockstrap. I'm cool with

  • 54:38

    that. I'm just saying. Because he's being compared. When I have these conversations about people

  • 54:41

    who like the best comedians of all time, of course niggas be like, Richard... Eddie

  • 54:45

    Martin I'd be like Martin no mmm we're talking about stand-up we talking about fucking

  • 54:51

    TV shows like Martin cannot sit at the table with Eddie and Richard I wouldn't

  • 54:56

    with people I'm saying far stand-up comics no I'm saying if I were you I

  • 55:02

    wouldn't have those specials but Eddie or Richard hell no mmm Yeah, I wouldn't say

  • 55:07

    that. Jamie either. Like, Jamie, his specials were mediocre at best. I've never seen a

  • 55:12

    great Jamie. I might need security as one of my favorites. It was okay. That

  • 55:16

    shit is crazy. It was okay, but if you compare that to Delirious or some

  • 55:21

    shit. No. Yeah, but, Bo, we not doing that. We're never comparing, like, no. But

  • 55:25

    if you look at Jamie's talent, he is more talented than where Eddie is. Right.

  • 55:30

    I agree. Like, he, I mean, impressions and all that, but his singing, he'll sing

  • 55:34

    Eddie under the table. Right. Mean Jamie is that fucking talented man like it is

  • 55:39

    it's almost unbelievable to watch how talented man We was um we was just talking

  • 55:43

    in there and we were trying to just for shits and giggles We're trying to

  • 55:47

    figure out if Eddie Murphy came back and did a special with Netflix Like what

  • 55:51

    he would bang him for if Dave got 60 300 million We think he would

  • 55:56

    make it back. He would yeah, I agree and then I said I want to

  • 56:01

    know why nobody's telling us what a stream is worth in anything Our conversation Netflix

  • 56:05

    is a bit because they're doing it per subscriber. That's seven nice. They really care

  • 56:10

    about the stream Oh, yes, they do Of course that matters I'm saying of course

  • 56:15

    they're not gonna put out like they care about it did a hundred million streams

  • 56:19

    today like then that's not yes their subscription base there I got that but Why

  • 56:24

    won't anybody tell us what a stream is worth? I want to know what a

  • 56:29

    stream is worth. I want to know. Casual listeners. Let's try to find out what

  • 56:34

    a stream is worth. Man, you about to talk some shit. I don't even think

  • 56:37

    that's a bad thing. I think the purge will happen if we find out. I

  • 56:41

    think if we really find out, and they ain't going to tell us. But I

  • 56:44

    mean, I think this Netflix shit is great, what it's doing right now. Fuck what

  • 56:48

    you saying. Ask Bo your independent shit you want to ask him. Oh, I was

  • 56:51

    going to get to that in a minute. All right, then let's wait then. Well,

  • 56:55

    no, I was saying for, I think, not underground comedians, but comedians with a big

  • 56:58

    following with the Netflix shit. Like, I think Patrice O'Neal would have killed the Netflix

  • 57:01

    community. Special piece. And like hilarious of all time. Yes. Is amazing. And I mean,

  • 57:05

    that's to me, to your Kevin, he was still being his name. I think Patrice

  • 57:10

    will still be in his lane. And, and I, I don't know if he would

  • 57:14

    have a larger following. I'm not sure that. No, but I think with his following,

  • 57:18

    it, That Netflix situation. Oh, yeah, he would be perfect a damn comedy podcast It

  • 57:23

    was for you actually alright bow to fill you in back with a chance to

  • 57:29

    rapid shit Joe and I had this long debate about chance the rapper being independent

  • 57:35

    because he gave Apple two weeks Exclusive of his album, right? So I wanted to

  • 57:41

    ask Joe and you is Dave Chappelle independent. I think so. What do you think?

  • 57:47

    Think Dave's too smart not to be independent. So here's where I think Chance is

  • 57:53

    independent and Dave is not because in that deal I'm just assuming Netflix owns that

  • 57:58

    content that content can never live anywhere else. They paid Dave for that, but it's

  • 58:03

    exclusive They own it. I don't think Dave owns that special Chance owns his album.

  • 58:09

    So that's where I think it differs as far as this little nigga from Chicago,

  • 58:14

    right? Yeah, they look like like the 2003 Anthony Hamilton I

  • 58:20

    get it but nah I don't I don't know enough about these gentleman's

  • 58:26

    contract situation in that debate so I'm asking you in the same situation

  • 58:32

    all right so if I would think it's a false parallel I'm how

  • 58:38

    so big Dave is more independent than not I'll say that he may

  • 58:44

    have a partner in this shit that he's you know compensating heavily that knows

  • 58:49

    more about the business as far as that's concerned than he does but i i

  • 58:54

    don't he if he's not fully independent he's more independent than what he's not i

  • 58:58

    hate that we're still on this on on this topic but i i do get

  • 59:03

    how it's difficult to understand so i guess what i'm trying to say is i

  • 59:07

    agree If Apple is solely a streaming thing like Netflix is. But I

  • 59:13

    don't think it is. So, you're right. Dave did a deal with Netflix.

  • 59:19

    He gave them the specials. It's theirs. They promoted it. It's promoted, but

  • 59:25

    it's theirs now. Is he still independent? I think yes. Why I think

  • 59:31

    that's different for Chance is... I don't think that that's the

  • 59:36

    case there because the music industry was built on not letting the artists own their

  • 59:42

    album. So if they're doing a deal, I would think Apple, I would think that

  • 59:48

    there's clauses and they're a competitor. Like Netflix is not competing with anybody that Dave

  • 59:53

    Chappelle is... They're not competing with the Laugh Factory. They're not competing with Caroline's.

  • 59:59

    They're not competing with. But that's like saying Apple's competing with the Barclays Center.

  • 1:00:05

    It's not the same. Well, it is because comedy and music is different.

  • 1:00:10

    I'm saying in this instance... How else does Dave sell his comedy? The same way

  • 1:00:14

    Aziz and Louis C.K. do on their website. You pay, you pay, and they just

  • 1:00:18

    went to fucking Africa. What are you talking about? You know what helped Dave? What

  • 1:00:22

    the fuck does that have to do with the conversation? Helped Dave get this kind

  • 1:00:26

    of money, like the $60 million for the three specials? Because years ago he stopped

  • 1:00:31

    letting people come in with their phones like the tape shit because people was taping

  • 1:00:35

    shit and putting it online and you know people across the world are seeing that

  • 1:00:40

    so he couldn't even write to keep up with that. You know me So now

  • 1:00:44

    do you eliminate that aspect of it now? He can drop off three specials and

  • 1:00:49

    get 60 million because he's got time to do another three here in the next

  • 1:00:53

    couple years and pick up another 60 can and can an unknown or unpopular comedian

  • 1:00:58

    Approach Netflix with with some and it'd be fruitful bro. Would they

  • 1:01:04

    do it? I don't know. I haven't spoken Right now How unknown

  • 1:01:10

    are you saying? You would have to have some type of substantial following. You've got

  • 1:01:15

    to have some cachet. How much cachet? I don't know, but let's do some research.

  • 1:01:19

    You got a big following. Y'all let me know following because I'm fucking great. If

  • 1:01:24

    I can reach Netflix, they'll be like, yo, this nigga's great. Give him a chance.

  • 1:01:28

    I did shit 150 stacks sounds good right now oh my jesus marion

  • 1:01:34

    for the 150 they can get you right now man right now i

  • 1:01:40

    got a toyota corolla right now they can get you that's what at least

  • 1:01:45

    a 2015 joint like I got a 2005 what else happened that we don't care

  • 1:01:50

    about WrestleMania happened sorry yeah sorry about done with it hey let's be very careful

  • 1:01:55

    because they attack me your WrestleMania Twitter will but they attack you when you say

  • 1:02:00

    you don't read wrestling I didn't like it I said I've never watched yeah but

  • 1:02:05

    I won I thought I was a lover for a minute Like, I'm just in

  • 1:02:10

    the last 10 years, I said the hell I can. I'm WWF, man. I'm not

  • 1:02:15

    WWE. Yeah. No, you know what? I'm NWA. I'll take it a step further. NWA,

  • 1:02:20

    Mid-Atlantic Wrestling. And I was back then, fucking Four Horsemen and that kind of shit.

  • 1:02:25

    Like, Ric Flair. The last time I saw WrestleMania, I think Sensitivity was out. Ralph

  • 1:02:30

    Tresman? Jesus. Damn. and i remember you had like the thumb wrestlers and i i

  • 1:02:35

    remember it because i wanted to see wrestlemania but i wanted to i think we

  • 1:02:40

    couldn't afford it we couldn't afford it so i just ended up listening to the

  • 1:02:44

    radio and i was excited about some thumb wrestlers man like you don't even think

  • 1:02:49

    about it now you had just thumb up a ass like making them wrestlers Roy

  • 1:02:54

    what else happened give it to

  • 1:03:00

    me Oh speaking of comedy let's

  • 1:03:05

    talk about Joe's tic-tac-toe abilities Now

  • 1:03:10

    that was funny guys, but it

  • 1:03:16

    was funny I Here's where we'll give Joe a

  • 1:03:22

    pass because when kids were learning how to play tic-tac-toe Joe was smoking dust

  • 1:03:28

    Okay, so we may have to give Joe a pass. I'll take it the

  • 1:03:33

    same way. We gave 50 a pass for that I forgot backgammon Right. But Tic-Tac-Toe,

  • 1:03:39

    I don't think I'll ever forget how to play that. Yeah. I played that in

  • 1:03:43

    the dirt, like when I was five. Joe was smoking. When it's written small and

  • 1:03:47

    pencil on paper, I bet you can play and your opponent's sitting across from you

  • 1:03:51

    when it's... big and illuminated, 70 feet tall. - Yeah, that seemed like it would

  • 1:03:54

    be a moment. - And your opponent's a model next to you and D-Ray's making

  • 1:03:57

    jokes in the middle. - Right, right. - No, this whole bit. - The tic-tac-toe

  • 1:04:00

    pressure. - It was a lot happening. - I can rock with that. - It

  • 1:04:03

    was a lot happening up there, man. - It was a lot happening. - So

  • 1:04:07

    we give Joe a pass on tic-tac-toe? - Wait, so then I'm somewhat, now the

  • 1:04:10

    way he just described that, yeah, yeah. That ain't how I grew up playing tic-tac-toe,

  • 1:04:13

    man. Joe thought he was going to really go there and they was going to

  • 1:04:17

    pull a piece of paper out. He was like, all right, now listen. You go

  • 1:04:21

    first. When you finish this, show us, nigga, so we can do this. I was

  • 1:04:25

    there to compete. You see I had my Lululemon sweat jogger outfit on? I hear

  • 1:04:29

    you. I don't be giving a fuck. My baby going to change all that, right,

  • 1:04:33

    baby? Wait, I had something funny. I was just about to get too fuck, fuck,

  • 1:04:37

    fuck. What was we just talking about? Tic-tac-toe, man. Anyways, no, I was saying we

  • 1:04:41

    give you the pass the same way we gave 50 a pass for that pitch

  • 1:04:44

    at the Mets game because we're now the worst pitch we ever saw. I think

  • 1:04:48

    he did it. He had an album coming out like the week after that. No,

  • 1:04:52

    when 50, when everyone was learning how to play baseball, 50 was selling crack. And

  • 1:04:55

    that's the same way Hove can't throw a football. We have to give these people

  • 1:04:59

    passes. We're drug dealers. I don't buy that shit. Well, where were these fucking muscled

  • 1:05:03

    up and shit like he can? No, I didn't know. I've seen mad. on that

  • 1:05:07

    yeah i've seen a lot of bad fucking pitches but i don't buy that 50

  • 1:05:10

    i think you did that on purpose where were people learning to play baseball from

  • 1:05:14

    the block What block was that? Any block. But I've thrown rocks at niggas. So

  • 1:05:18

    I mean. And so has Joe. Wait. I know 50. 50 played too fucking much.

  • 1:05:23

    I know he throws rocks at niggas. Like I know he knows how to throw

  • 1:05:27

    a ball. 50 definitely threw a rock at a nigga in his life. Yeah, of

  • 1:05:32

    course. 100%. Acorns and shit. I know he has. So there's no way. I don't.

  • 1:05:36

    - It's always funny to see rappers try to be athletic though. That's always funny.

  • 1:05:40

    - No, but that's my thing and it had me thinking today, we were talking

  • 1:05:44

    in the group chat. I was in high school when Game's album first came out

  • 1:05:47

    and I remember listening to it because I was an athlete in high school and

  • 1:05:51

    I'm sitting there wondering, how are you getting basketball scholarships moving a brick a week

  • 1:05:55

    like I got the weight room in the morning I go to class then I

  • 1:05:58

    got practice till nighttime then I gotta go home how am I gonna move a

  • 1:06:02

    brick in between all that the same way Aaron Hernandez killed niggas when he won't

  • 1:06:06

    practice he's a special case man no way you can memorize a His 30 for

  • 1:06:09

    30 is going to be crazy. Man, look. Killer niggas was his job. He played

  • 1:06:14

    football for a hobby. I wish y'all shut up. I feel like Aaron Hernandez will

  • 1:06:18

    come out that p.m. That nigga is in here somewhere, man. Y'all better chill out.

  • 1:06:23

    He gets it done. Chad Ochocinco could not handle Bill Belichick's playbook. Aaron Hernandez could

  • 1:06:27

    do that, make the Pro Bowl, and merc a bunch of people. That's a talented

  • 1:06:32

    motherfucker. That's fucking dope. Now that you put it like that, I never heard it

  • 1:06:36

    so eloquent. That was fucking amazing, man. I got all respect in the world for

  • 1:06:40

    you now, Aaron, for real. Yeah, well, you better have some respect for him. His

  • 1:06:45

    report's coming out, he might beat it. There's one time you dropped work for Birdman.

  • 1:06:49

    Put some respect on his name. Yeah, man. I just come to let y'all know.

  • 1:06:54

    Put some respect on my name. When y'all saying my name, put some respect. Much

  • 1:06:59

    to my surprise, Maul came back with the exclusive news. We had it first, but

  • 1:07:04

    we didn't record. That Drake is doing... top boy what's name of that Netflix there's

  • 1:07:08

    a Netflix show that our heads are doing no come on I don't want to

  • 1:07:12

    stay on Drake and I don't want to make Drake jokes cuz I think it

  • 1:07:15

    is top but what's top boy right yeah I think and some people said that

  • 1:07:18

    it's supposed to be good it is you never seen it I've never seen yeah

  • 1:07:22

    it's cool I haven't seen you then again I had never even seen Degrassi so

  • 1:07:25

    I didn't know Drake was an actor until way later I've never listened to a

  • 1:07:28

    Drake album you don't look like the type not one not one i've never i've

  • 1:07:33

    never bought a i've never bought a wayne album i've never listened to a drake

  • 1:07:38

    album i've never listened to a wayne album I make up my mind that I

  • 1:07:42

    don't like you right away. I'm one of those people. And when I do, there's

  • 1:07:46

    not a lot you can do to sway me, man. Once I decide I don't

  • 1:07:50

    like you. I'm just like Joe in that aspect. I really don't fucking like people.

  • 1:07:54

    There's a few people that I kind of dig and I'll rock with them forever.

  • 1:07:58

    But when I make up my mind, I'm like, I don't like this motherfucker. That's

  • 1:08:02

    just the end of it. And Wayne and Drake and... everybody just hot supposedly I

  • 1:08:07

    never gave a fuck you know I don't even like people like I was the

  • 1:08:12

    last new rapper you listen Kendrick was the last one I went bought his record

  • 1:08:18

    I was gonna say no take some nations back I thought maybe it was the

  • 1:08:23

    last time you're who takes a nation to hold us back I was gonna say

  • 1:08:29

    it's stylistic Well speaking of Drake and we'll move on to LA I think is

  • 1:08:34

    probably our next step in this podcast because more and I were in LA and

  • 1:08:38

    he was telling me about this party in the hills this little birthday party and

  • 1:08:43

    And I got all excited because I love a house party. Because y'all niggas is

  • 1:08:47

    whole ass niggas. So y'all texting each other trying to find out where the hot

  • 1:08:50

    spot is. But go ahead. And then, no, we was next to each other at

  • 1:08:54

    this time. Texting each other next to each other. Texting next to each other. Even

  • 1:08:57

    worse. Weirdos. And I'm sitting there like, oh, yeah, this would be great. And then

  • 1:09:01

    I start thinking about Moe's ties in the hills. And I'm like, I might walk

  • 1:09:05

    in that shit and Chubb is going to be the first person I see. So

  • 1:09:08

    I'm thinking Moe might be lying to me. And then. We leave any Palooza and

  • 1:09:12

    he's like nah, I think this shit over and I think personally he got a

  • 1:09:16

    text from Chubbs It was like nice too hot in here. Let's not set him

  • 1:09:20

    up today. Fuck. Let's do it at another time Yeah, y'all niggas end up end

  • 1:09:24

    up leaving me doing their own thing and I was in a fucking Twilight Zone

  • 1:09:28

    Trying to get out fucking with Rory and Imani. Listen, this could be our segment.

  • 1:09:32

    I'm listening. I'm listening. I'm listening. I wasn't there. Oh, no We threw it baby.

  • 1:09:35

    That was the end. We got started beginning. Do you have the home court music?

  • 1:09:39

    Oh two years ago We have homie court music? Yeah. Oh, this is great. It's

  • 1:09:45

    really just people's court theme. Oh, fuck it. I like that. Homie court. For those

  • 1:09:50

    that don't remember, like a year and a half ago, we started a segment called

  • 1:09:55

    Homie Court. I actually forgot what started it. What was the first Homie Court? I

  • 1:10:00

    don't know. Marissa doing something stupid. It was some shit. Anyways, homie court is when

  • 1:10:05

    your friend may or may not have done some fuck shit and you need to

  • 1:10:09

    take your homie to court and address this situation and figure out if they are

  • 1:10:13

    guilty or innocent for their bullshit. And we haven't done this in quite some time.

  • 1:10:17

    Well, what are the charges that you have here? My charges for Imani, I kind

  • 1:10:21

    of want the music to get some suspense here. So Imani's to read the charges.

  • 1:10:26

    Yeah You always give me shit for trying to find something no, no, you're right

  • 1:10:31

    you're right Oh, can I tell you that in Puerto Rico man sin was 100%

  • 1:10:36

    watching people's court And I think they changed something about people's court the TMZ guy

  • 1:10:41

    does it now? He's outside asking questions Harvey Lee Whatever course he does and the

  • 1:10:46

    commentator guy is hilarious. I'm looking for people's court on demand now. I The commentator

  • 1:10:51

    guy is the funniest guy I've heard on television in a long, long time.

  • 1:10:57

    I promise you that. Now, with that said, what are the charges? What's Amani's

  • 1:11:03

    last name? What's his full government? I'm not going to give it on the

  • 1:11:09

    podcast. Amani. Amani. Yeah. You are being charged with bringing the unfriend of the

  • 1:11:15

    show, Marissa Mendez, to Henny Palooza. Man, yeah, man time. Come on,

  • 1:11:21

    make up more charges for this nigga, man. I need to call him. I need

  • 1:11:26

    the oxcord. You charged with first degree fuck shit. Second degree playing both sides. Fourth

  • 1:11:31

    degree, you contradictory fuck. Because when anybody else hang out with somebody that did something

  • 1:11:36

    to you, you get mad, you fucking fuck. And I wasn't there, so I'm

  • 1:11:42

    just talking shit. Everybody is innocent until proven guilty. We do not know you. No,

  • 1:11:47

    the fuck they not. This is America. You are guilty if the tweets look like

  • 1:11:53

    you guilty. You guilty until proven innocent. You guilty until you fucking tweet the receipts.

  • 1:11:58

    That's a fact. Yeah. So I want to know what happened. Explain to me how

  • 1:12:03

    I'm home in my bed and see Enemy of the Show. Every time Rory goes

  • 1:12:08

    to LA he's hugged up with Marissa. Name the other time. Yo E you can

  • 1:12:13

    hear us? I hear you. First of all take that aggression out your voice my

  • 1:12:19

    G. Fuck outta here. Fuck outta here. I already know y'all coming with some bullshit.

  • 1:12:24

    Imani you are now on the stand in homie court. Your charges are bringing Marissa

  • 1:12:30

    Mendez to Henny Palooza. When you know niggas don't fuck with that bitch! How

  • 1:12:36

    do you- How do you plea? Innocent. Oh, he's guilty! Hang him up! Yo,

  • 1:12:41

    that judge ain't playing. I got to be careful in there. Mad innocent. E,

  • 1:12:47

    what you got to say for yourself, dawg? Because we ain't really feeling your

  • 1:12:53

    style over here in New Jersey. Listen, first off, I need you to chill because

  • 1:12:58

    you're guilty of a lot of things that we need to bring you to trial

  • 1:13:03

    on. Oh, oh, I love going to trial. Let's deal with your charges first. All

  • 1:13:08

    right, cool. All right. Now I'm innocent as hell. Actually, I want to be like

  • 1:13:13

    very clear in saying that I honestly think this should be home court against Rory,

  • 1:13:17

    if anybody. But I just said that. I just said that. I'll stand on. I'll

  • 1:13:22

    stand on the trial first. So. But no, I saw Mike and Marissa and Whitney

  • 1:13:28

    as I was getting out the car. Hold on, hold on, hold on. The day

  • 1:13:34

    before, you said you were coming to Hennypalooza with Daisy and I believe a plus

  • 1:13:40

    two is what you asked for, correct? Yes. That was our conversation. So I put

  • 1:13:45

    down Amani plus three because I didn't think I needed to put Daisy's name. I

  • 1:13:49

    just put your name on the list. Plus, we think we need to put wit

  • 1:13:53

    and all that other shit. Whitney was on the list from a separate person. Someone

  • 1:13:56

    else submitted Whitney's name. All right. The listeners don't give a fuck. So people don't

  • 1:14:00

    know him. So he says, yo, what time should I get there? This is Saturday.

  • 1:14:04

    I said, come around 530 or whatever. He said, let me scroll through. Guilty. I

  • 1:14:08

    don't even matter. It don't matter. None of this matters. You're going to be guilty

  • 1:14:14

    at the end. He says, headed that way now. Be there like 530. Where should

  • 1:14:19

    I go? I said, go to the back door like you did last year. No

  • 1:14:25

    homo. Don't hear anything from E for hours. Guilty. That's a lie. Hours. That's definitely

  • 1:14:30

    a lie. Wait, what'd he say? It was probably 30 minutes he didn't hear from

  • 1:14:35

    me when I texted him. Okay, you could be right there. Thank you. Anyways. Y'all

  • 1:14:40

    better get to the fucking punch or we crucifying this nigga now. I don't care

  • 1:14:44

    about all this shit. I wasn't there. I don't care about it later. Guilty. So,

  • 1:14:49

    I'm thinking E is coming with Imani, Daisy, plus two. And bitches. Oh. Well, I'd

  • 1:14:53

    assume the plus two were women. He then texts me and says, walking to the

  • 1:14:58

    back, Whitney, Maddie, and Zombie are walking with me. Didn't know that was the plan.

  • 1:15:04

    This is when he's walking up to the door. I'm thinking the plus two are

  • 1:15:09

    just- Yo, what you got to say for yourself, dog? First off, Zombie was already

  • 1:15:15

    on the list through Rory, right? So? He was. Okay, he's out the clear. He's

  • 1:15:20

    in the clear on that one. So, so, that's my guy. So, so, zombie was

  • 1:15:25

    the first person I initially saw out the gate. I didn't see Marissa, I didn't

  • 1:15:30

    see Whitney. I saw zombie, I dapped him up, and then I seen Whitney and

  • 1:15:35

    Marissa. We all hugged, we all said what's up, we started walking. My plus, my

  • 1:15:40

    plus three ended up being a plus two. Because one of the people ended up

  • 1:15:44

    not- So, so, Maddie was not your third in that plus three, is what you're

  • 1:15:49

    saying? I don't even have Mahdi's phone number. What are you guys talking about? So

  • 1:15:52

    I go and open the door to greet my great friend Amani who lives in

  • 1:15:53

    LA now that I don't see. And his beautiful girlfriend that I love and Zombie

  • 1:15:55

    who I love. And there's Marissa Mendes. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

  • 1:15:57

    no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no

  • 1:15:59

    no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no

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    no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no

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    no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no

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    no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no

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    no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no

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    no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no

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    no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no

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    no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no

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    no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no

  • 1:16:15

    no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no

  • 1:16:17

    no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no

  • 1:16:19

    no, no, to pre-warn him of the people who were walking with me. I didn't

  • 1:16:23

    just say Marissa or Whitney, I said everybody, right? - Mm-hmm. - You did. -

  • 1:16:27

    He then replied and said, "LOL, this is gonna be so funny." - No, no

  • 1:16:31

    I did not. I said I spoke to Zombie, he didn't mention Mahdi. Whitney and

  • 1:16:35

    Zombie are on the list, Mahdi's not, so I could really be a dick. Then

  • 1:16:40

    I said, "This should be funny, but she got some fucking nerve." That's what I

  • 1:16:44

    said. - And then what did I say? - Man, this is gonna be funny.

  • 1:16:48

    - And that's it? Damn. Why they want to stick me for my pay? When

  • 1:16:53

    we get to the back, It's up to Rory to decide how he wants to

  • 1:16:58

    handle that situation. I didn't bring that situation to him. Good point. I'm not the

  • 1:17:02

    one who invited people. I didn't invite people to Henny Palooza. I'm an invite. I'm

  • 1:17:06

    a plus one. I wasn't the guy who was a plus one to me. Great

  • 1:17:10

    point there from your counsel. But I am in control of 2,000 drunk people. The

  • 1:17:14

    last thing on my mind is fucking Marissa Mendez and her getting in and me

  • 1:17:18

    stepping away from my bullshit to deal with her. So I'm letting you in with

  • 1:17:22

    all of them. Let me say let me just say this when Rory saw Marissa

  • 1:17:27

    Rory seems to be very Excited to see her cuz you cannot prove that you

  • 1:17:32

    cannot prove You can't prove intent or whatever they say in court when you talk

  • 1:17:37

    about feelings you can't prove anything He ran up and gave her a big oh

  • 1:17:42

    hell no you are lying on the stand did you put your hand on the

  • 1:17:47

    Bible? But it was cordial I said what up? It was a very nice, it

  • 1:17:51

    was a hug. Yes, and back to my original point that I have 2,000 people

  • 1:17:55

    at an open bar I need to tend to. And I just took your friends

  • 1:17:59

    because that's your plus and I respect your plus because you're my man. I'm just

  • 1:18:02

    a real nigga and at the end of the day, if I see somebody, no

  • 1:18:06

    matter if they're a plus or a plus one or not, if I don't fuck

  • 1:18:10

    with you, I just ain't fucking with you. Alright, well, newsflash for 2017, Imani, we're

  • 1:18:13

    not real to everybody anymore. Hey, I know it's cool to be a real nigga.

  • 1:18:17

    We're not real to Marissa. We're not real to anybody on her fucking show or

  • 1:18:21

    her podcast. I don't know why Rory let her in. I don't know why every

  • 1:18:24

    time he go to L.A., he's in a Snapchat with Marissa, but that's his business.

  • 1:18:28

    Now you can name the last. I've never seen my own L.A. in my life.

  • 1:18:32

    But for branding purposes... Branding I'll talk to you later. Anyway, uh, so are we

  • 1:18:36

    saying Whitney is guilty here and you are not guilty They all guilty hang these

  • 1:18:41

    niggas you're going to jail by jail time Sorry, no, no, no one is guilty

  • 1:18:46

    of anything Rikers the whole 23 hours thoughts to yourself I don't think anyone's guilty

  • 1:18:50

    of anything and if that's the case then we have to mention Joe being guilty

  • 1:18:55

    of hanging out with Rory enemies I don't know if I want to give sunshine.

  • 1:19:00

    That's my man. So I want to give him shine Was this a case I

  • 1:19:05

    needed it was okay I'm on it. That was good. Hey, I'm on it. That

  • 1:19:10

    was good. That was pretty good Let's hang up with him. I want to talk

  • 1:19:15

    about this. Okay, let's talk about wait. I got it. Get off my fucking phone.

  • 1:19:21

    Oh Wait, what's wrong hanging out people enemies? I think it's a mistrial or a

  • 1:19:26

    mistrial we because we got to get to Joe's bullshit Mistrial makes you innocent man.

  • 1:19:31

    Man go hug your girl. Go to court for a fucking phone now Alright peace

  • 1:19:36

    E. How come let's get let's talk about that for a little bit Bo what

  • 1:19:42

    are your rules on frenemies? Like and what I mean is because uh, I don't

  • 1:19:47

    even know how to I What do I mean? I don't know how

  • 1:19:53

    to deal with that because I don't have no friends. See? See? See? See? I'm

  • 1:19:58

    with that. I don't know how to deal with it, honestly. I don't know. I

  • 1:20:02

    had a situation like that, shit, a long time ago, but that's where I'm at

  • 1:20:07

    now because I was like, fuck this nigga. That's pretty blunt. I like your enemy.

  • 1:20:12

    All right, leave now. This shit over now. You want to leave. All right, go

  • 1:20:17

    ahead and leave. Talk about these bitches. Anyway, let me tell y'all what Tasha was

  • 1:20:22

    doing in Puerto Rico. Tasha in Puerto Rico just sounds wild. Anyway, Tasha in Puerto

  • 1:20:26

    Rico. I'm kidding, and I'm going to get in trouble. End of question for me.

  • 1:20:30

    I'm kidding. I'm only joking. Go ahead now. I'm kidding, man. They can see you

  • 1:20:35

    on the YouTube still. Stop pressing people on my friends on my podcast. Yeah, why

  • 1:20:39

    are you looking at me like that? I didn't even say nothing. I'm chilling. Jesus,

  • 1:20:43

    Mary, Joseph. Bye, baby. I love you. Fuck. Anyway, I think women are better at

  • 1:20:48

    that Than what dudes are. Because women do that shit. She don't need to fuck

  • 1:20:53

    out of here. Women will have a fucking, like they'll have a common... Oh shit!

  • 1:20:57

    Oh shit! Yo Pat, don't play like that man! I got scared to death just

  • 1:21:01

    now! I was just saying like the screen door like she was... Yeah man! Don't

  • 1:21:06

    fucking play with me. So women will have a common enemy and be hating that

  • 1:21:10

    bitch and then soon as they got a falling out one of them will start

  • 1:21:14

    hanging with that bitch. You know what I mean? Like they do that kind of

  • 1:21:17

    shit. They get back shit. Yeah, chicks sit next to each other in the VIP

  • 1:21:20

    section all the time when bitches down like... Chicks a woman yeah, they go to

  • 1:21:24

    dinner with other chicks and they don't like but then they become friends with that

  • 1:21:28

    bitch again and the outside bitch know all her business You know what I saw

  • 1:21:33

    there's a clip floating around now. Oh wait, and while we just hung up with

  • 1:21:37

    Imani He broke some news on this rush shit. I haven't checked the authenticity of

  • 1:21:42

    it But he said Ross got five years probation for all that shit for kidnapping

  • 1:21:46

    made out great. Oh oh what's up with the uh a real big the people

  • 1:21:52

    the landscaper thing yeah okay five years probation is amazing wow you did better than

  • 1:21:57

    riddick bow like riddick bow can't talk now because of that kidnapping now i know

  • 1:22:03

    you own all the you named the kids don't know i'm sorry people who's your

  • 1:22:08

    friend said riddick bow man god damn it up what's that you're saying with this

  • 1:22:13

    uh you just now being a phony that's all I don't know. I don't give

  • 1:22:18

    a fuck about that shit no more. You just said what you were just talking

  • 1:22:22

    about. No, I had a greater point that I was getting. Oh, there's a clip

  • 1:22:25

    floating around. There's a clip floating around of these two dudes. You know, the joke

  • 1:22:29

    is about how women always approach each other, coming in woman to woman. So there's

  • 1:22:32

    a clip floating around now of two men. I see what you're saying. It's so

  • 1:22:36

    wrong. It's very, very funny. Yeah, I got it from your timeline, actually. So now...

  • 1:22:40

    That was the thing. On some Hey Barbara and Shirley shit? Coming to each other

  • 1:22:44

    man to man now. Yeah, and they did some even more faggot shit. And by

  • 1:22:47

    faggot, I don't mean gay. Not gay people. We love the gay people. Friends to

  • 1:22:51

    the showcase. What they did was they became allies like women do, and they made

  • 1:22:55

    this little plan where one guy went to propose to Shorty, and then the other

  • 1:22:59

    guy came in during the proposal. and it starts saying see you had two good

  • 1:23:05

    dudes two good dudes and i'm sitting there saying she's the winner in this one

  • 1:23:09

    yo these new oh she did we'll turn around leave the diner now both of

  • 1:23:13

    y'all sitting there just talking to each other that's like a real thing or they

  • 1:23:18

    was joking all right yeah it was serious don't worry i favorited it just them

  • 1:23:22

    two probably gonna start just so you can see it wow yeah what type of

  • 1:23:26

    sucker is that For those listening, more or less. Oh, you can turn that down

  • 1:23:32

    because my phone is on fucking deaf nigga. I used to joke and think that'd

  • 1:23:36

    be hilarious if a guy said, yo, I'm coming to you man to man. All

  • 1:23:41

    right, no, no. Is this Barbara? Yeah. Barbara, this Shirley. So I want to know

  • 1:23:46

    what y'all do if somebody comes to y'all man-to-man, honestly. Damn, I just said another

  • 1:23:51

    old nigga line. Damn it. Yes, yes, bro. You're old as a shit. They call

  • 1:23:55

    me old. I'm 36. Shit. What do y'all do if somebody comes to y'all man-to-man?

  • 1:24:00

    First of all, both of these dudes look like they don't like girls, number one.

  • 1:24:04

    Or the behavior would suggest that. Yeah, like this looks like, I don't know. And

  • 1:24:09

    what's the cool way to come to someone man-to-man? I feel like there's a cool

  • 1:24:13

    way to do it, and I feel like Maul's done it in Harlem one night.

  • 1:24:17

    I think every dude has done that. Like, you see your man dating a girl

  • 1:24:21

    that you probably know or got some history with. No, we're saying two strangers, like

  • 1:24:26

    men that now find out, like, oh, shit, she got a boyfriend, and I'm also,

  • 1:24:30

    like, strangers. Not, oh, nah, man, don't do that. Like, the whole hood hit. Nah,

  • 1:24:34

    man, don't do that. So you're talking about if a dude

  • 1:24:40

    I don't know comes up to me and tells

  • 1:24:46

    me that he- That type of shit. Not on the block like, fam, we all

  • 1:24:52

    fucked her. You should probably not do that. Oh, I'd be like, whatever. Knowing me,

  • 1:24:56

    I mean, I'm not taking it. It's not like I'm trying to wife it. What

  • 1:25:00

    if you were wifing it? Well, like, I don't care, Chris Paul. Just send her

  • 1:25:04

    over to me after. Mean I'm not you know how's the need that has that's

  • 1:25:09

    never happened, but I mean So you think Scottie Pippen like hit future up and

  • 1:25:14

    said that like yo, he's crazy. He's a clown. Scotty Pippen Mike all of a

  • 1:25:19

    sudden he's a class ended voodoo. Yo Mike check Mike check you sound fun. I

  • 1:25:24

    do yo Yeah, I'm speaking on the side. I sound funny in my headphones. No,

  • 1:25:29

    it sounds funny still to an iPhone. Oh Does it are we sure let's oh

  • 1:25:34

    there we go. Thank you Pat. Here we go. All right, we know I'm on

  • 1:25:38

    now What would you just say? A man reaching out a strange stranger DME like

  • 1:25:42

    yo, I fuck with your girl, too So, oh wait wait wait, so it's what

  • 1:25:46

    it's initially my girl and he's telling me he fuck with her Oh, yeah, every

  • 1:25:51

    fight I've had in my life with people bigger than me. What if it was

  • 1:25:55

    Floyd Floyd small and you still have yet? Yeah, I fought Floyd. Oh but you

  • 1:25:59

    saying if i have a girl and a dude like sends me a message yeah

  • 1:26:04

    well first of all this is far-fetched because you haven't had a girl in 30

  • 1:26:09

    years so hypothetically yeah i mean at that point you just gotta you gotta leave

  • 1:26:13

    your girl you gotta let it go and first of all if a doing his

  • 1:26:18

    due diligence like that he a anyway like that I'm not going to look into

  • 1:26:22

    the shit like that and then go hit the nigga up. Because it kind of,

  • 1:26:25

    it will make you feel feminine to be like, yo, you know, that's my girl

  • 1:26:29

    you've been fucking with, like, in an inbox. I don't know. In an inbox. I'm

  • 1:26:33

    just a little too grown for that. Like, I'm too much of a man to

  • 1:26:36

    do some shit like that. I'll just be like, you bitch. Yeah, I thought it

  • 1:26:40

    was a little funny when they did it on the Mason Allude. Like, I wouldn't

  • 1:26:43

    have done it that way. And he was kind of G about it. But I'm

  • 1:26:47

    pretty sure that kind of shit goes on a lot right now. I have never

  • 1:26:50

    said to another man, that's not true. I was going to say, I think you

  • 1:26:55

    on record. I'm sure that goes on a lot. Oh, that's how much of a

  • 1:26:59

    real nigga I am. I said it to Drake. We need to get some audio

  • 1:27:04

    on that because I'm sure that goes on a lot. It's a lot of niggas.

  • 1:27:08

    These new niggas got hips and shit and sassy attitude. They roll their eyes at

  • 1:27:13

    other niggas. I don't even know when this shit started. I agree. This nigga rolled

  • 1:27:17

    his eyes at me. That's your father. Yeah. Your father ain't shit for allowing you

  • 1:27:21

    to do this, though, man. I agree. I agree with all that shit. Yeah, nah,

  • 1:27:25

    I agree. I would never do that. But if a nigga hit me telling me

  • 1:27:29

    he's fucking with my girl also, then I mean... That's crazy. I think the rules

  • 1:27:33

    are changing. New niggas are allowed to do certain things that we just couldn't do

  • 1:27:37

    in our generation. So that's fine. We'll leave it at that. I don't want a

  • 1:27:41

    new nigga shame. I don't want to do that. So shout out to y'all. Shout

  • 1:27:45

    out to y'all. Shout out to y'all. Shout out to the new niggas. What else

  • 1:27:49

    has been interesting? Trump passed a whole lot of laws. Man. I think this time

  • 1:27:52

    is for women. Women, y'all can't do shit now. He on y'all. I'm so tired

  • 1:27:56

    of that. Y'all put him there. We can't talk politics here, Bo. Okay. You can't.

  • 1:28:00

    We'll be here all day. Yeah. We'll be here all day. I'm just tired of

  • 1:28:04

    his ink pen, man. Yeah, that nigga signed a lot of shit quick. He made

  • 1:28:08

    some shit and then turned around so you can see it. And it was like...

  • 1:28:12

    It look like a nigga had a fat pencil when he sounded like it I

  • 1:28:16

    just think he's retarded as fuck like it and no then no disrespect to retarded

  • 1:28:20

    people I mean like a different kind of retarded. That's the last hope we like

  • 1:28:24

    he's like he's able and shouldn't be retarded Yeah, he'll write it be like look

  • 1:28:28

    see I like it. I'm tired of a man. Well I don't know why I

  • 1:28:32

    got to see this motherfucker every day some more shit happened and That I don't

  • 1:28:36

    remember at the moment. Hold up. Oh, shit. All right. Oh, shit. We went through

  • 1:28:40

    a whole podcast and didn't say one word about the national title game. We should

  • 1:28:44

    be ashamed of ourselves. Yeah. Well, I mean, we didn't get to it. That game.

  • 1:28:47

    Congrats to Roy Williams. Yeah. I mean, I don't want to say anything more. I

  • 1:28:51

    had UNC winning. Yeah, a lot of people had UNC. Shout out to Duke fans.

  • 1:28:55

    Shout out to Gonzaga. It was a good game until the last 30 seconds. Yeah.

  • 1:28:59

    It was a real good game. I thought the championship game was really North Carolina

  • 1:29:03

    and... Oregon? That was a game. That was one of the better games I've seen

  • 1:29:08

    in a while. But J.J. Redick, who I hate Duke and everybody from Duke except

  • 1:29:12

    for me, Carlos Boozer, shout to him. You don't like Grant Hill? Like

  • 1:29:18

    Randall, but he knows he don't really count don't brand. I didn't mind no no

  • 1:29:24

    Every real niggas hated fucking Eldon brand. We hated Jay Williams. Williams a great commentator

  • 1:29:30

    though. I give amazing commentator really is well No, I like a brand when he

  • 1:29:35

    teamed up with fucking oh I hated Elton Brand and I like great shut up

  • 1:29:41

    JJ ready one do play our life JJ ready tweeted Congrats to UNC.

  • 1:29:47

    Seriously. Also, every player on the court tonight should have been paid. Scholarships don't count.

  • 1:29:53

    Don't at me. Love that. That's great, right? When did J.J. Redick become so lovable

  • 1:29:59

    to me? This guy's like a real nigga. Just then. Nah, he been doing a

  • 1:30:04

    lot of real nigga shit, honestly. Hanging out with the Clippers, man. What real

  • 1:30:10

    niggas on the Clippers? Except for Chris Paul. He was such an L.A. nigga. DJ,

  • 1:30:14

    why are you here? DeAndre Jordan? I was going to say, DeAndre going, DeAndre Jordan

  • 1:30:18

    what? DeAndre Jordan just went to a whole other team and changed his mind. No,

  • 1:30:22

    no, no. He didn't go. He verbally committed. He dressed up like a Yeah, I'm

  • 1:30:25

    not rolling. DeAndre Jordan had to have the whole team go to his house and

  • 1:30:28

    ask him to come to the gym. I'm not rolling with that. Fuck out of

  • 1:30:31

    here, Maul. You be shooting a lot of niggas bail that don't deserve bail because

  • 1:30:34

    you hang out with assholes. What you mean? You would not respect that DeAndre Jordan

  • 1:30:37

    move if it was from anybody else. I respect it. He was a free agent.

  • 1:30:40

    He could test them off if he wanted to. I know you respect it, but

  • 1:30:43

    you didn't respect it when Chris Paul went to the Lakers and then League reversed

  • 1:30:46

    it. Because you can't. I can't respect that. Chris Paul didn't reverse it. Exactly my

  • 1:30:50

    point. The league reversed it. Not Chris Paul. The league. I don't respect the league

  • 1:30:53

    doing that. That's different. But you respect DeAndre Jordan doing it. Yeah, he was never

  • 1:30:57

    supposed to leave. I don't know DeAndre Jordan. I've never met him. He put a

  • 1:31:00

    wig and a dress on. That's all I need to know. I don't mind that

  • 1:31:03

    part. A lot of niggas did that. Eddie did that. Eddie did that. Hey, not.

  • 1:31:07

    In real life and Tyler Perry man with niggas get

  • 1:31:12

    to that let's get to that Eddie like boy pussy

  • 1:31:18

    don't do that Bo. Yeah, he like boy. I believe

  • 1:31:24

    him Oscar, Delahoya. It's a few niggas on that Fuck

  • 1:31:30

    that fuck that Eddie like boy pussy man, but I don't respect niggas that

  • 1:31:35

    do that. So maybe I don't respect It is the case eating it -

  • 1:31:41

    she's when he wasn't with you niggas be I live in wild lives man

  • 1:31:47

    when he wasn't God damn it the harsh realities on hit me again because

  • 1:31:53

    if women carried the term can't just say stuff like that already Yeah, you killed

  • 1:31:58

    Eddie Murphy. That was crazy. I already killed Eddie Murphy. And now y'all want to

  • 1:32:02

    start saying shit like this. I mean... Eddie Murphy was rumored to be running around

  • 1:32:06

    with Johnny Gill. Yeah, he was. And Johnny Gill ain't... Johnny was living in a

  • 1:32:10

    gas house. Johnny Gill ain't an ugly dude, man. Oh, God. That's... That's crazy. So

  • 1:32:13

    Joe also likes boy bands. Apparently. Hey, time out. Ain't it a shame that Luke

  • 1:32:18

    James is Johnny Gill now forever? No, no, no. Hold on, hold on. Now let's

  • 1:32:22

    talk about it. No, we got to talk about that. Let's talk about it. Listen,

  • 1:32:26

    that new edition shit, we got to wrap it up. Let's wrap it up. They

  • 1:32:30

    extending their shit, right? Yeah, come on, man. That nigga DeVoe. Hey Devoe Listen The

  • 1:32:34

    fuck outta here Devoe The real new edition Is still alive and well That's the

  • 1:32:38

    problem I have with all Like how is the The fake new edition They're touring

  • 1:32:43

    the world As new edition Joe was just on With Bobby TV with Bobby Brown

  • 1:32:47

    yesterday That's crazy to me. When did somebody say, okay, enough is enough? Like, come

  • 1:32:52

    on. Really? I think they just got a new magazine cover. It was a great

  • 1:32:56

    show. It was a great series. We get it. We loved it. But come on,

  • 1:33:01

    my nigga. Like, the real new edition is still on the planet. All right. Speaking

  • 1:33:05

    of, and I tried to figure this out the other day when I was alone

  • 1:33:09

    in my room, and I couldn't. If Bobby Brown is Chris Brown before Chris Brown,

  • 1:33:14

    and just for fucking joke purposes, and Rick James is Bobby Brown before Bobby Brown,

  • 1:33:19

    Which one of them crazy the best? There's nobody at Rick James is the craziest

  • 1:33:24

    nigga ever slow down and know that that is the obvious I don't know if

  • 1:33:30

    that's Dan Yeah, Rick Rick was burning bitches man with a crack. I think I

  • 1:33:35

    think that's a more I think that's a morning for Chris I think that's a

  • 1:33:40

    morning that we would hit it we would hear about Chris is definitely out here

  • 1:33:45

    doing dark skin nigga shit Chris 100% has burnt someone while exchanging drugs and No,

  • 1:33:51

    while using them. Rick James is living Rick James is the craziest nigga ever alive

  • 1:33:56

    ever ever She was doing ever. It's doc like it's his shit is well documented

  • 1:34:01

    Justice Chappelle show but you hear the other stories beyond that he's the craziest nigga.

  • 1:34:06

    Oh y'all Y'all should think about this more. I think Chris is LeBron James. I

  • 1:34:11

    think we got to see where his career goes He could be better than Kobe

  • 1:34:16

    and Jordan Listen, man. You just got to give him some time. And Bobby

  • 1:34:22

    might be Kobe in this, man. Bobby was wild too. I think Bobby's

  • 1:34:28

    greatness, right, and crazy if we're trying to measure it, really think of

  • 1:34:33

    how Whitney Houston was perceived. Really think about it. She was angelic.

  • 1:34:39

    That's Clive Davis though. Clive Davis had that locked. Until Bobby. And

  • 1:34:45

    Rick James didn't do that to Tina Marie. For Bobby to do

  • 1:34:50

    that... To win in a minute when I say do that. I'm not being so

  • 1:34:55

    accusatory I don't know who did what it was too many rumors going around but

  • 1:34:59

    I'm saying for you to take the perception of Whitney and Turn it to that.

  • 1:35:03

    Y'all y'all sleeping so I know this is all jokes for people that are about

  • 1:35:07

    to get yeah We're all kidding. We're all kidding No, but it's different though because

  • 1:35:11

    you can't come you really can't compare those two because Whitney and Bobby was like

  • 1:35:15

    legit and loved same age You know, they just had a lot of shit in

  • 1:35:19

    common But Rick James, I mean, you know, young, naive white girl has been falling

  • 1:35:24

    in love with black pimps for a long time. Yeah. It's a different relationship. So.

  • 1:35:29

    He slapped Tina and said, bitch, you're going to make this record. Mm-hmm. And she

  • 1:35:34

    made a lot of money. I was about to say, we got to start. Ike

  • 1:35:37

    Turner might have to be someone in this conversation. The greatest of all time. This

  • 1:35:41

    is why I am forced to exit this conversation. Why? What you mean? Because my

  • 1:35:44

    jacket doesn't allow me to partake in these conversations. What you mean? I'm not saying

  • 1:35:48

    that out of respect. We just talking about dudes that was wild. All of that

  • 1:35:52

    stuff. Have a blast. My jacket says I was wild. And I was not wild.

  • 1:35:55

    I don't like that. That's a sensitive area for me. I mean, y'all know that

  • 1:35:59

    because y'all are my friends. No, but Ike Turner was wildin'. We not... He was

  • 1:36:03

    wildin'. In Joe's video, he had to say he can't bring up Ike Turner. Yo,

  • 1:36:07

    the hospital joint, when it was like, yo, Ike, she can't talk. Ike Turner said...

  • 1:36:11

    Y'all a piece of shit. Ike was like... Ike was laughing because he was laughing.

  • 1:36:15

    Ike was like, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. We

  • 1:36:20

    got Joe coming up. Listen, Ike Turner has the greatest, the greatest line ever. He

  • 1:36:24

    told Tina, bitch, if you die, I'll kill you. Yeah, it don't get no worse

  • 1:36:30

    than that. I had to pause the movie, right? Because I'm thinking, if she dies,

  • 1:36:36

    I'll kill you. I heard a nigga say, I'll shoot you and stab the bullet

  • 1:36:41

    wound. But that was a lot worse. If you die, I'm gonna kill you. Joe

  • 1:36:47

    don't want no parts of this conversation. Joe, what happened? You

  • 1:36:53

    checked out? You checked out? Yeah, yeah, no, I'm cool. What is

  • 1:36:58

    this noise? Your conscious. Your conscious? That's hilarious. That's your conscious. This

  • 1:37:04

    is Bright Night bullshit. This is your conscious? Yeah, no, I don't

  • 1:37:10

    play this. It's not Jamie. I don't care about your conscious. Might

  • 1:37:15

    as well just wrap it up. So funny you guys should mention that look

  • 1:37:21

    at me segueing right out of that domestic bullshit fuck y'all I went to court

  • 1:37:26

    for two years of the bullshit. That's just annoying um So also while I was

  • 1:37:31

    bored I was watching the bricks great show a lot of friends of the show

  • 1:37:35

    are involved So I'm saying it's great And that's why we're pretty good because I

  • 1:37:40

    was watching the bricks I don't watch the bridge and shout out to Mac Mac

  • 1:37:44

    Mac is the only reason I even know there's a bricks So I'm watching the

  • 1:37:49

    bricks As I'm cracking all of these jokes I keep seeing all of these people

  • 1:37:53

    who I'm friends with pop up on the screen so then I'm like alright I'm

  • 1:37:57

    a chill no, it's but the other Taylor. She's been amazing. She's been a man

  • 1:38:00

    Movie right because there was a movie no turns all right so the movie was

  • 1:38:04

    really good Oh wait I might have seen a movie they turned into a TV

  • 1:38:07

    series And you've had to keep up like you can't just pop in there's mad

  • 1:38:11

    shit. That's going on the only time I've ever I seen the breaks i've seen

  • 1:38:15

    tiana taylor spitting a mean 32 and it was hard there was like five episodes

  • 1:38:19

    before tiana even got in frame so there was a lot why would anybody want

  • 1:38:24

    to watch without tiana plenty i did tell you that tiana would have a great

  • 1:38:28

    year this by the way She's off to a great start. That's because she text

  • 1:38:32

    you and said, I'm going to have a great year this year. For friends of

  • 1:38:37

    the show, Fonte writes all the raps on the show. Maul reads his text and

  • 1:38:41

    act like he got fucking a prophetic shit happening. Tiana just sent him his itinerary.

  • 1:38:46

    Shut up, Maul. I told y'all J.R. was going to come back on fire. We

  • 1:38:51

    know. J.R. been on fire, too. I told y'all J.R. was going to come back

  • 1:38:56

    on fire. Oh, God, man. Here we go. Here we go, man, with this shit.

  • 1:39:01

    He don't want to talk about Ike Turner. She blew that. Wait, time out. Let

  • 1:39:06

    me be clear. I only even mention that because there's a... I can't believe it.

  • 1:39:11

    I wanted to mention that the new show that's being worked on with Jim Jones

  • 1:39:17

    and uh, Terry and Terry What show is this? It sounds like love and hip-hop.

  • 1:39:23

    I had a joke on what the title was. I was keeping myself. Wait, what

  • 1:39:28

    is the title the lineup? Wait, I put it in the group chat. What is

  • 1:39:33

    it about? Wait, I put it in the group chat. What is it about? This

  • 1:39:38

    is a story that will go down in the love and hip-hop history. No, I'm

  • 1:39:42

    getting off this. Fuck y'all. I had another point I was getting to. I'm getting

  • 1:39:46

    off of this. I'm getting off of this, but I would be remiss not to

  • 1:39:51

    mention Tony Romo. I want to congratulate him and his broadcasting career. I'm not going

  • 1:39:55

    to spend a whole bunch of time on it like the people at ESPN. Some

  • 1:39:59

    people are really killing Tony Romo. I want to know what Tony Romo did to

  • 1:40:03

    some of y'all. People are killing him. He only won two playoff games. So he's

  • 1:40:07

    retiring. He's retiring. When I'm retiring, I don't want to talk about what I'm leaving

  • 1:40:11

    from. I want to talk about this great opportunity. And the real story there is

  • 1:40:15

    him replacing Phil Simms. Mm-hmm. That's the story. I didn't know Phil Simms wasn't a

  • 1:40:20

    Hall of Famer. He is a Hall of Famer. Yeah, he is. Who is it?

  • 1:40:25

    It's just somebody that got two Super Bowls. I think they said Phil Simms earlier.

  • 1:40:29

    Phil Simms, I think. He got two Super Bowls and ain't even in the Hall

  • 1:40:34

    of Fame. We didn't look that up. What about your girl Sage Steele losing her

  • 1:40:39

    position? Good. Michelle Beadle is now the... I like Michelle Beadle. Round of applause. Phil

  • 1:40:44

    Simms is not in the Hall of Fame. Oh, I knew it. I knew I

  • 1:40:48

    heard that. That's crazy. Listen, let's slander Sage Steele some more. Round of applause. Let's

  • 1:40:53

    let this happen. Sage Steele, you have said many, many, many of dumb things. You

  • 1:40:57

    don't seem to identify with us, so we're angry at you. And I'm happy that

  • 1:41:02

    you got fired or lost your position. I am happy about it. Sorry does she's

  • 1:41:07

    fucking the bow Wow Sports world like she say just dumb shit man, but I

  • 1:41:11

    like big up to Michelle cuz I like her Michelle Beatle yeah, like that's all

  • 1:41:16

    I'm real happy for about black folks are happy you lost your job you really

  • 1:41:21

    fucked to a white woman and When black folks are happy that you lost your

  • 1:41:26

    job to a white person, they really don't fucking like you. We don't fuck with

  • 1:41:30

    Sage still. We don't. We don't, honestly. Letty. Letty now is at Genius. I know

  • 1:41:35

    a lot of people don't know Letty. She's Letty Set Go on Instagram, but she's

  • 1:41:39

    over at Genius now, and I don't even know that I'm supposed to be saying

  • 1:41:43

    or plugging or promoting that because, according to Complex, Genius is a competition. I'm still

  • 1:41:48

    waiting for somebody at Complex to explain that shit to me. They do original content,

  • 1:41:52

    and Oh, please. Oh, please. Talk your shit, Rory. It's genius competition for complex. He's

  • 1:41:57

    the mole for complex now. You know that. And all the hipster jokes for the

  • 1:42:01

    past year and a half. This motherfucker works at the most hipster fucking place you

  • 1:42:06

    could ever work at. But we said Joe was a hipster, though. We said that.

  • 1:42:11

    He didn't like it, but we... Well, first of all... Sin, he won't tell us.

  • 1:42:15

    Sin told me they're moving to Williamsburg. I'm a hipster. Oh, man. Mall has hips.

  • 1:42:20

    Every time every time Rory goes out of town Rory comes back with With he

  • 1:42:25

    brings his white dirty sneakers with him so he can bring them back dirtier because

  • 1:42:30

    you know trendy kids like dirty white sneakers And they'd laces have to be dirty.

  • 1:42:35

    Yeah, I got out of doors and Rory sneakers right now. That's funny Yeah, those

  • 1:42:40

    kind of clean What? Oh, look at him from under the black table. Put him

  • 1:42:45

    in a light? Yeah, put some shits in the light, my nigga. No, I'm on

  • 1:42:49

    record on this podcast saying I hate that trend that A1s are now allowed to

  • 1:42:54

    be dirty. Because when I was a kid... Yeah, I'm mad too. Yeah, I would

  • 1:42:58

    never accept that. You know how much money I spent on new Air Ones? I

  • 1:43:03

    didn't know that was a trend. Yeah, nah. Bo, you gotta hang out more, man.

  • 1:43:09

    We got you, man. They got hips and dirty. Hips and dirty sneakers. What the

  • 1:43:14

    fuck did that thing? What else? Jesus, my memory is bad. What was we just

  • 1:43:19

    saying? Oh, we was clowning hipsters somehow. Clompex genius. Oh, yeah. Oh, I agree with

  • 1:43:24

    you, Rory. I hate all of that hipster shit up there. I'm looking to change

  • 1:43:28

    the culture. They've let a real nigga up there now. So all of that dumb

  • 1:43:32

    shit, nah. As soon as you try to change complex culture, they're going to escort

  • 1:43:36

    you to the door. Word. I'm like, listen, man, get out of here with that

  • 1:43:40

    shit. This what we on? You ain't on that? And Joe thought I was playing

  • 1:43:43

    when I said... My paycheck don't say that I'm just getting walked to the door.

  • 1:43:47

    Yeah, they signing it. That's why they walk you to the door, didn't you? Nah,

  • 1:43:51

    my paycheck say I'm at least getting walked to the lobby. Hey, all y'all with

  • 1:43:55

    y'all jokes, the bag is secure, so I'm getting to the lobby at least before

  • 1:43:59

    I get fired. Fuck y'all. I was telling Joe during his interview today, ask him

  • 1:44:04

    to say Ray Srimad is better than Jay-Z, and he thought I was joking. And

  • 1:44:08

    then the next day, Complex tweets, Young Thug has the verse of the year. Your

  • 1:44:13

    coworkers. And then we're supposed to talk about that tomorrow with the sacrifice verses. They

  • 1:44:16

    really think that verse is some good shit. I kind of feel like you may

  • 1:44:20

    have tweeted that from their account. That's in your little deal. They are only setting

  • 1:44:23

    Joe up for more rap beef over there. You know, Joe don't rap. You thought

  • 1:44:27

    it was worse over here? Joe don't rap, number one. And number two, I know

  • 1:44:30

    we would believe that. I think that, you know, I'm going in there as a

  • 1:44:34

    rapper that's been been mad at Complex for how they treat and speak to rappers.

  • 1:44:37

    So I'm in there really trying to get rid of all the fuck shit. I

  • 1:44:40

    think I'm gonna be the voice for MCs in there. Alright, so this is how

  • 1:44:43

    politicians, like the cool ones usually go in, like, I'm gonna change the system. That's

  • 1:44:47

    how Trump got an office. And then they become the system. That's how Trump got

  • 1:44:50

    an office. We will repeal him. This is Joe Trump. This is how Trump got

  • 1:44:54

    an office. Joe tried to disguise it. Oh, I'm going to call it Everyday Struggle.

  • 1:44:59

    A biggie record. I'm going to come in there. Nah, we know what's going to

  • 1:45:04

    happen. Lil Yachty is a lot better than I thought now that you played in

  • 1:45:08

    the office. Now that you played in the office. We will repeal and replace him.

  • 1:45:13

    They might not even know that was a biggie record. That's crazy. I be thinking

  • 1:45:18

    Rory's a fuck up. New generation YouTube fuck boy wait till y'all get a load

  • 1:45:22

    academics, baby. Oh, this is about to be amazing He's about to be a superstar.

  • 1:45:26

    They're gonna hate him so much. Thank God I cannot wait for them to hate

  • 1:45:30

    him and they already hate me so I can't wait but shut up the complex

  • 1:45:35

    We got a real good thing happening our show everyday struggle premieres April Monday Monday

  • 1:45:39

    premieres which is great cuz y'all ain't got too much good shit to check in

  • 1:45:43

    the mornings or the afternoons options are very limited and I'll leave it there um

  • 1:45:48

    sleepers Yeah, we do that. I literally don't have no sleeper. You should

  • 1:45:53

    go to sleep. That shit is hard. That party shit. That shit is

  • 1:45:59

    hard. Oh, speaking of party, man, we was hanging out in LA. What's

  • 1:46:05

    the part where he starts spazzing at the end?

  • 1:46:11

    That's fine. We'll just listen to the song. We don't need you to... I want

  • 1:46:15

    y'all to talk. I'm mumbling in my head. What were you saying about Party in

  • 1:46:19

    L.A.? Nah, I was saying we hung out, man, and kicked it about music and

  • 1:46:23

    shit. Oh, oh you interesting cat yeah man he's an interesting dude man he's a

  • 1:46:27

    he's a he listens to the show oh god yeah you know he listens to

  • 1:46:31

    the show what is that what else give me some more no i'm just saying

  • 1:46:34

    so he just hears everything that you know so he wants nothing no no we've

  • 1:46:38

    said nothing i think party we've championed more than any artist he doesn't feel that

  • 1:46:42

    way no he just listens to the show oh yeah I just said he listens

  • 1:46:47

    to the show. All right. Well tell myself what the fuck that mean

  • 1:46:53

    You have heard niggas talking it's been some shit your man's you cool

  • 1:46:59

    with him I love your music, but I said something with the fuck

  • 1:47:04

    that me elaborate nigga. I need context. He's listening. Oh Music I still want

  • 1:47:10

    a record. Look at Joe trying to get his string pad back from the complex.

  • 1:47:15

    Now he trying to get bucked. I'm still trying to sing the fucking old Kelly

  • 1:47:20

    shit. That's my favorite part. He just gets the old Kelly. Play a sleeper, nigga.

  • 1:47:24

    You ain't got to listen to me. I don't want y'all to tell me my

  • 1:47:29

    sleeper song is not a sleeper song today. Either. Guy out of Toronto named Aubrey.

  • 1:47:34

    Is it going to be one of those? Yeah, actually. Of course it is. Yikes.

  • 1:47:38

    It is. Yeah, but you know what? The new kids don't know the

  • 1:47:44

    songs. Oh, you want to, but if we go down that route for sleepers, we

  • 1:47:49

    could play a million old records that no one knows. But we have good taste

  • 1:47:53

    in music. And all the songs today sound the same. So if we want to

  • 1:47:57

    play an old song that the kids never heard, shit, these things were born in

  • 1:48:00

    92. I just don't know if I could play Marvin Gaye, I Want You as

  • 1:48:04

    a sleeper pick and feel okay about it. No, you cannot. But give me the

  • 1:48:07

    aux now. So let me play what I was going to play. Because I didn't

  • 1:48:11

    know this was a fucking sleeper. I'll get mine out the way from the rip.

  • 1:48:15

    I didn't this is one of my favorite hip-hop songs of all time

  • 1:48:21

    number one, so it's not a sleeper however because this song came out

  • 1:48:27

    in 1992 And the gentleman went by a different name then but he's

  • 1:48:33

    still relevant today Maybe for different reasons a lot of younger people miss

  • 1:48:38

    this song. This is still the greatest song to ever Metaphorically speak about

  • 1:48:44

    hip-hop still Was this a denies I gave you power

  • 1:48:50

    fucking about to play I am about I was 95 96 Yeah, I

  • 1:48:56

    was it was written on 96 comment. I used to love her. This

  • 1:49:02

    is not a sleeper It's a great It's not a sleeper to us

  • 1:49:08

    cuz we're fortunate yo Yo, don't stop Yo, mo shut the fuck up I met

  • 1:49:13

    this girl when I was ten years old And what I love most, she had

  • 1:49:18

    so much soul She was old school when I was distant Shorty never knew throughout

  • 1:49:23

    my life She would be there for me all the regular Not a church girl,

  • 1:49:28

    she was secular Not about the money, those stuffs was my check at her But

  • 1:49:32

    I respected her, she hit me in the heart A few New York niggas had

  • 1:49:36

    dinner in the park But she was there for me, and I was there for

  • 1:49:37

    her Pull out a chair for her, turn on the F for her And just

  • 1:49:38

    cool out in the city, cool out in the city, cool out in the city,

  • 1:49:39

    cool out in the city, cool out in the city, cool out in the city,

  • 1:49:40

    cool out in the city, cool out in the city, cool out in the city,

  • 1:49:41

    cool out in the city, cool out in the city, cool out in the city,

  • 1:49:42

    cool out in the city, cool out in the city, cool out in the city,

  • 1:49:43

    cool out in the city, cool out in the city, cool out in the city,

  • 1:49:44

    cool out in the city, cool out in the city, cool out in the city,

  • 1:49:45

    cool out in the city, cool out in the city, cool out in the city,

  • 1:49:46

    cool out in the city, cool out in the city, cool out in the city,

  • 1:49:48

    cool out in the city, cool out in the city, cool out in the city,

  • 1:49:49

    cool out in the city, cool out in the city, cool out in the city,

  • 1:49:50

    cool out in the city, cool out in the city, cool out in the city,

  • 1:49:51

    cool out in the city, cool out in the city, cool out in the city,

  • 1:49:52

    cool out in the city, cool out in the city, cool out in the city,

  • 1:49:53

    cool out in the city, cool out in the city, cool out in the city,

  • 1:49:54

    cool out in the city, cool out in the city, cool out in the city,

  • 1:49:55

    cool out in the city, cool out in the city, cool out in the city,

  • 1:49:56

    cool out in the city, cool out in the city, cool out in the city,

  • 1:49:57

    cool out in the city, cool out in the city, cool out in the city,

  • 1:49:58

    cool out in the city, cool out in the city, cool out in the city,

  • 1:49:59

    cool out in the city, cool out in the city, cool out in the city,

  • 1:50:00

    cool out in the city, cool out in the city, cool out in the city,

  • 1:50:01

    cool out in the city, cool out I think this is the part where Sin

  • 1:50:06

    said, "Is that common sense?" Common sense. Which made me

  • 1:50:12

    say, "Shit, I probably should play this song." But I

  • 1:50:17

    know a lot of people have heard this song, right?

  • 1:50:23

    But y'all don't understand lyrics today, so I know y'all don't understand him

  • 1:50:29

    talking about being from Chicago and hip-hop being in New York and then

  • 1:50:35

    LA. Like, look. Out goes the weave. Shout out to X-Plant. This actually

  • 1:50:40

    sparks a great beef, too. Man. Yeah. This sparked one of the greatest

  • 1:50:46

    beefs ever, yeah. Yeah. And still one of the greatest live people don't even

  • 1:50:52

    remember how great that this record that the bitch in you joint. Yeah It don't

  • 1:50:57

    even get mentioned like the bitch of you doesn't even get mentioned in greatest rap

  • 1:51:03

    beef records and it's up there It gets mentioned I think to people that are

  • 1:51:08

    not enough Vaseline just is not that gets mentioned. No Vaseline either hit him up.

  • 1:51:14

    Like that's all I hear. I And we can't hear this song because they talked

  • 1:51:19

    over it. But that's fine. So for you young people, that is common sense. I

  • 1:51:23

    used to love her. That was my shit in high school, man. I got to

  • 1:51:27

    boarding school in North Carolina and I didn't want to hear shit from none of

  • 1:51:30

    these niggas. Give me my headphones, man, before I fuck one of you tall niggas

  • 1:51:34

    up in here. That record made you want to fuck somebody up? No, it just

  • 1:51:38

    made me want to be antisocial and just think about music. But then some fucking

  • 1:51:42

    six foot seven nigga named John decided to get it on with me in the

  • 1:51:45

    fucking... You just stopped right there you didn't get to the punch you

  • 1:51:51

    just said tall nigga named John wanted to get it on And then

  • 1:51:57

    you just stopped I hate when Maul go to Katana one time and

  • 1:52:03

    come back and forget all the New York slang Fuck outta here nigga And then

  • 1:52:08

    got the nerve to have this fucking posh hat on that says New Yorker in

  • 1:52:12

    case you didn't know he was from New York. Mo got some shit with him.

  • 1:52:16

    Oh boy. Mo Rory let's hear it. You play some classic hip hop shit I

  • 1:52:20

    might just play some new fuck shit R&B that's great. This is up at 11.

  • 1:52:24

    I'm good. No it's not Drake. I didn't say that you did. Oh I thought

  • 1:52:27

    you just said Drake. No I didn't say that. Even if I said it I'm

  • 1:52:31

    not claiming it. I think you said it. I'm a monster better than you. So

  • 1:52:35

    it is Drake. Wait. It's 40s. Is this 40? No. It's 11:11. I

  • 1:52:41

    like this. Ooh! 11:11. It's nice. But that's a number. Hmm? Wait, pause

  • 1:52:47

    this. Wait. Alright. I'm not tired of you creative kids. How is that

  • 1:52:53

    11:11 look in the title? 11... Like the time. Like the time, yeah.

  • 1:52:59

    With the time signal? Mm-hmm. Oh, so it is 11:11. We just said

  • 1:53:04

    that. That's what I just said. You thought he spelled it? But 1111 is a

  • 1:53:10

    thousand one hundred and eleven. Yo, play the record. Play the record, my nigga. I

  • 1:53:15

    don't know what the fuck he on right now. That's not a number. Oh, now

  • 1:53:21

    he's screaming. You can't be a number and scream. There's no time to blame. Treated

  • 1:53:26

    you good all along. Now I'm riding on this song and I did nothing wrong.

  • 1:53:32

    They ain't do nothing wrong. If you get this shit out of here... You just

  • 1:53:36

    got in fucking real hip-hop mode and started hating some shit I know you would

  • 1:53:41

    blast in your crib. That's the wild shit about this. No, he 100% is gonna

  • 1:53:46

    be playing it. This is up Joe's lane all day. I don't care. We're gonna

  • 1:53:50

    get in the car and Joe's gonna be like, yo, yo, yo, what's the name

  • 1:53:55

    of that game? Text me the name of it. So? So what? So? I got

  • 1:54:00

    you. Well, let people listen to the fucking record you can't say I loved you

  • 1:54:05

    I needed you and then say you got me fucked up. Have you listened? No

  • 1:54:10

    No, I never did that you can't say yo you left me with nothing you

  • 1:54:15

    got me fucked up Have you listened to a Joe Budden album before? I'm just

  • 1:54:20

    talking shit. I'm mad you talked over my comic record Who talked over it? You

  • 1:54:25

    and Bo. Oh my god. It wasn't me. I'm just talking shit. This shit's

  • 1:54:31

    hard. Now can we actually hear it? Go ahead, turn it up. You're

  • 1:54:37

    wildin'. Oh, that's my groove. This is my

  • 1:54:42

    groove. I just don't want him to scream. I

  • 1:54:48

    like the rest. I like to scream a bit.

  • 1:54:54

    Wait, did she leave him? Yo, shut the fuck

  • 1:55:00

    up, man. He's confusing me. This nigga's stupid, man.

  • 1:55:07

    We've been on that shit too long, that's for sure. Wait, if you think that

  • 1:55:12

    I need you, you got me fucked up. You spent the whole song just telling

  • 1:55:16

    me you need her. Yo, you such a dick, man. Only Joe tries to decipher

  • 1:55:21

    the record while it's playing. Like, wait. I'm listening to words. Did she leave him?

  • 1:55:26

    Yo, you know what else I don't like? Which is a new thing that people

  • 1:55:30

    are doing. What's that, Joe? Oh, you're Semantics Man. You are. That's new. Semantics is

  • 1:55:35

    words, right? It is. Look. Semantics is the way you, you, you. Do we have

  • 1:55:39

    to look up the word semantics? No, no, no. But it's, when you say you're

  • 1:55:44

    semantics, man, it's because you'll say some shit like, I'm not the same man today

  • 1:55:48

    as I was yesterday. Meaning like today is a new day. So, but it's like,

  • 1:55:52

    if you shot somebody yesterday, you still shot somebody yesterday, today though. But you'll try

  • 1:55:56

    to say, that's not me anymore. And nigga, it just happened 24 hours ago. That

  • 1:56:00

    could still not be them, but I don't even say nothing like that, but it's

  • 1:56:05

    fine. Whatever. But that's how you are. You're literal with the words. Who paid you

  • 1:56:09

    this week for your sleep in the hall? Nobody paid me ever, but I'm going

  • 1:56:14

    to play Nick Grant. I've been listening to him a lot. Nick Grant. This is

  • 1:56:18

    Black Sinatra. It's Brandon's music. One of these records I love. I've heard this. Well,

  • 1:56:23

    I've been kind of trying to do this hip, real hip-hop thing lately.

  • 1:56:26

    I'm gonna

  • 1:56:32

    listen to

  • 1:56:37

    this one.

  • 1:56:43

    *Lots

  • 1:56:52

    of

  • 1:57:00

    music*

  • 1:57:09

    black

  • 1:57:29

    Black Sinatra. Big bills, big deal, not enough. Got a lot, still ain't got enough.

  • 1:57:34

    You can't hide a game when we done. Who's this? Him? Sing it? Cause I

  • 1:57:39

    got black cars, black truck, black driver. That's us, black tux at the opera. Money

  • 1:57:45

    and fame, they come with more problems. That

  • 1:57:49

    nigga- that

  • 1:57:54

    nigga Maul

  • 1:57:58

    is dingy

  • 1:58:03

    with the

  • 1:58:08

    fade out,

  • 1:58:12

    huh? There's only two minutes. We just hit two minutes. At two

  • 1:58:18

    minutes? That's what I'm supposed to do. He ain't paid. Nobody paid. I know. That's

  • 1:58:23

    my point. That's Nick Grant, Black Sinatra. I like that. I know you do. You

  • 1:58:29

    like rap. I don't even have one of these plans. I don't even like rap,

  • 1:58:34

    but I like that. Anytime a nigga come on and just start talking about business,

  • 1:58:40

    I like it. And a nigga always, you always know somebody who took the flip

  • 1:58:44

    and went straight and bought to Dr. J's and bought all the fucking sneakers. I

  • 1:58:49

    hate niggas like that. All right, Bo, that's an aux cord. It's not

  • 1:58:54

    gonna detonate plug that into

  • 1:59:00

    your phone plug that right

  • 1:59:06

    on in Iphone 4 That

  • 1:59:12

    court still golden here Wait, is that the

  • 1:59:18

    four or the seven? Oh yeah, oh yeah, you can't just play shit on a

  • 1:59:21

    new phone. You need 80 accessories. But what song? I have that song because I'm

  • 1:59:25

    a real hip-hop nigga. Headbanger. I changed it, but you can go ahead and play

  • 1:59:29

    that. Oh no, what did you change it to? The half and half. I want

  • 1:59:33

    to hit the half and half joint, man. Alright, I don't have that in here,

  • 1:59:36

    but... Whoa, where my aux go? Yeah, I ain't gonna lie, that's hard. Redman don't

  • 1:59:41

    get the props he deserve. Man, he really doesn't. He does not get the credit

  • 1:59:45

    that he deserve. Oh shit, that's the break story I was leading to. Anyway, long

  • 1:59:49

    story short, Method Man is on the fucking breaks, right? When I was telling all

  • 1:59:53

    that beef shit. And Method Man's doing a great job acting and got me to

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    thinking not only about Redman and Method Man when they broke out and was wiling,

  • 2:00:01

    doing all the TV show acting shit great, but got me thinking about our old

  • 2:00:05

    sniper list. Which got me thinking about the old, old snipers, which Method Man is

  • 2:00:09

    on that list. Nas is on that list. I think when you start looking at

  • 2:00:13

    some of the old snipers. Nas might still be on that list. Nas is still

  • 2:00:16

    on that list. But when you start looking at some of them old snipers, they

  • 2:00:20

    get the new snipers out of here. We might need to revisit our sniper list.

  • 2:00:23

    Before you do that, just speaking of Wu-Tang, Raekwon just put out a really fucking

  • 2:00:27

    good album. This week. I suggest everyone check it out. I'm not checking shit out

  • 2:00:32

    until me and him have a conversation. Shout out to him. And his album is

  • 2:00:37

    out. I heard it was hard. It's good. I heard it was hard. And I

  • 2:00:42

    heard one of the songs. It was hard. Yeah, it's good. Yeah, you can just

  • 2:00:47

    go to Redman first. Because he killed it for about a minute and a half

  • 2:00:52

    at least. I might let this whole

  • 2:00:57

    thing rock. That video was hard too,

  • 2:01:03

    like it was all black hoodies and

  • 2:01:09

    Timbs and- I get this video confused

  • 2:01:14

    with, uh, "Down With The King." It

  • 2:01:20

    sound a little bit like "Down With The King" or

  • 2:01:26

    just a little bit. They- cause all their videos was

  • 2:01:32

    in tunnels and sewers and I don't remember what was.

  • 2:01:37

    Down With The Handbanger. Yo, who was that dude that

  • 2:01:43

    everybody used to confuse with as Redman? They used to mix them together. K-Solo. Yeah.

  • 2:01:49

    That's it, they related. Oh, they are? They did cousins or something. Yeah, they are

  • 2:01:54

    cousins. Black Damien Owens. I thought K-Solo was the nicest rapper in the world when

  • 2:02:00

    Spellbound came out, by the way. That was a great record, man. Spellbound, right? Nobody

  • 2:02:05

    talked about Spellbound. Even Julie Bell did. Eric Simon my man, but he got

  • 2:02:11

    washed on a lot of EPMD records. Yeah. He was more for beats for me.

  • 2:02:17

    Like his beats were hard as shit. That's Sam Goody. Like a lot of your

  • 2:02:22

    listeners ain't gonna know who Sam Goody is. They ain't gonna know what the Virgin

  • 2:02:28

    Megastore, The Wiz, HMV, anywhere where you had to leave your house to buy a

  • 2:02:33

    CD. No shit. Yeah, nah. Okay. Eric's certain what they gave

  • 2:02:39

    you like 80 bars. Where's red man? They

  • 2:02:45

    read red man next up Yep, there you

  • 2:02:51

    go I'm a wanted sorry. That's me Damn,

  • 2:02:57

    thank you What is K solo? Guns and

  • 2:03:03

    Until Redman comes on, now

  • 2:03:08

    I'm thinking about all the

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    old cliques. Where do y'all

  • 2:03:19

    rank Diggin' in the Creeps?

  • 2:03:25

    Or do I need to really have like backpackers here to talk about that? I

  • 2:03:29

    want to deal with all the hip-hop clicks that don't get mentioned, like this whole

  • 2:03:34

    conglomerate here. Bootcamp. Bootcamp. Yeah, Digging Through the Crates, they all kind of did their

  • 2:03:39

    solo shit. Yeah, Smith & Wesson, same thing, but yeah, Smith & Wesson had a

  • 2:03:44

    lot of great songs, man. Oh, oh, oh. Jesus. Yeah,

  • 2:03:49

    I got to get out of here on that note. Anyway, fucking are we missing

  • 2:03:54

    anything? Watch something great have happened tomorrow. I'm sure. I'm sure something will happen when

  • 2:03:59

    we get home. Chris, do we miss anything that you can think of? Let me

  • 2:04:05

    check too. Yeah, that's about it. Thorough check there, bro. Yeah, I thought so.

  • 2:04:11

    That's about all I got. Ladies and gentlemen, y'all be good. Again, Everyday Struggle

  • 2:04:16

    is premiering on Monday, so check that out. I love arguing with fuckboys from

  • 2:04:22

    YouTube. Where's Henny Palooza this week? Fucking Kansas? Thank God I have fucking two weeks

  • 2:04:28

    off. Next one, Atlanta, April 22nd. And then we're in St. Thomas the following week.

  • 2:04:32

    St. Thomas like St. Thomas? Yes, like the island. Carnival. At this point, these niggas

  • 2:04:37

    are just booking places to not even sell out. They're just going to hang places.

  • 2:04:42

    We just sold 2,000 tickets in L.A. In L.A.? We sold the whole shit out.

  • 2:04:46

    And we sold out Chicago? In St. Thomas, though. It's Carnival. See, y'all just want

  • 2:04:52

    to go hang out places. That's what I mean. And get paid for it. What's

  • 2:04:56

    going on with you? When are you back in L.A.? You back in Katana when?

  • 2:05:00

    Katana tour. Katana in the make. No, I don't know. Bo, we don't plug here,

  • 2:05:04

    but... Let's plug. I'm plugging, so you might as well go ahead and get a

  • 2:05:10

    plug in. This week, I'm in Philly. Actually, I'm in Philly tomorrow at Warm Daddy's.

  • 2:05:16

    Which is today. Yeah, which is today. That's right. So tonight, we in Philly. Yeah,

  • 2:05:21

    tonight I'm in Philly, Warm Daddy's. Pause. I don't want to fuck this plug. I'm

  • 2:05:27

    in Vegas this week, you know what I mean, at the Orleans Casino. And... Columbus,

  • 2:05:32

    Ohio, at the Funny Bone. Columbus, Funny Bone, April the 13th, 14th, and 15th. Man,

  • 2:05:38

    follow Bo. Bo don't know where the fuck he at. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Definitely. Definitely

  • 2:05:43

    on Twitter and Instagram, Bo Last Name. B-O Last Name. Yeah. Yeah, follow Maul, too,

  • 2:05:48

    I guess. Follow Maul. If you can figure out how many underscores are in his

  • 2:05:52

    name. No, it's just Bo Lastname. No, it's all Maul. Maul has three underscores and

  • 2:05:57

    a lot of pregnant women on Instagram that he's following. I don't have nobody pregnant

  • 2:06:01

    on Instagram. That you're following, I said. And with that said, thank you, gentlemen, for

  • 2:06:05

    an amazing time. Chris, I want to thank you for your time. Pat, thank you

  • 2:06:10

    as well. Viewership, holla. We out, man. I'll talk to him, Al. Hey! Nigga's

  • 2:06:15

    weren't coming outside back then. And he was a shadow in the joint,

  • 2:06:21

    too. Get your chains and your bats. We let that rock out on

  • 2:06:26

    the way out. And shoot the host off your cowboy pants. Boro the

  • 2:06:32

    verse. Please listen to my demo. Boro the verse. And mine. You and

  • 2:06:38

    your squad better face the real God. Hey! Me getting burnt to

  • 2:06:43

    hurt won't be tolerated I got lyrics out the uh Forget

  • 2:06:49

    it I'm constantly thinking Bo got a verse Bo spin ad-libs