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Episode 12

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Joe Budden Podcast Episode 12, “12,” released May 27, 2016. Joe Budden and his dear friends Marisa Mendez & Rory sit down every week to discuss life, music, sex, and more. Tune in and follow along the crazy adventures of these three very random friends. Full transcript and searchable timestamps below.

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    all right that was my definition of Joe

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    buttons all right before Joe button is

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    not with us today it is me and mati

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    Monroe unfortunately but I brought some

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    friends along with me friend of the show

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    Loki from you heard that new dot-com and

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    beats 1 radio anyways

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    [ __ ] up Lowe's intro hello how are

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    you I'm glad can you stop can you stop

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    chewing yeah aren't you aren't you a

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    radio personality no I eat chicken on

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    beats all the time okay other women

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    talking now is dyani digital from hot 97

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    who you may remember how long arm arm

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    beat huh forgot you guys I'll have these

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    [ __ ] nicknames yeah you may remember

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    her from our arm B podcast where we

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    didn't actually put out the bread yeah

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    thank you guys also may know her on

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    Twitter as the girl that never texts is

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    back never taking my back thanks

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    everybody but seriously open your phone

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    right now how many unread seconds you

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    watch you're gonna feel it because you

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    delete a little more no look at this

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    look at this

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    26 26 26 from what deliver our unread

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    today right so why haven't you 26 unread

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    today no not today two o'clock like this

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    week I like to clear them out sign you

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    letting those successes sit there

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    yes then sometimes I don't want to

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    respond that's okay and my read receipts

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    are on so I just don't want them to see

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    see you're you're a savage yeah I'll get

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    back like four days later that's like my

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    max I try did not do password understand

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    it's not even petty I just like I

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    literally don't feel like talking or

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    thinking about you or anything to do

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    with you so when I'm mentally prepared

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    to talk to you I'll get to you in to

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    what do you mean alright but we also

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    have one more introduction yeah buddy

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    you're your co-host you can do intros

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    Wow oh okay well this is um Jia Peppers

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    she is made Wow that major

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    do the resume what do you do gia hit it

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    up get a little closer than Mike please

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    right thank you and I mean that a

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    non-sexual way of course was a chilling

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    we all we all friends here family I'm I

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    I'm on a personality and content creator

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    work with Marisa for Blaney bro calm and

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    I'm the Washington Wizards in arena

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    co-host and yeah you work you work with

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    a rather friend of the show who knows

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    the people that went to the Highline

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    Ballroom show for the old love lost or

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    know that Rodney just randomly ended up

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    hosting I walked out of the bathroom and

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    Rodney was on stage with a microphone

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    hosting during Austin set in New York

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    yeah how long you were there I was there

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    but I was somebody not was sober to I

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    don't know where I was oh my god anyways

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    I did want to bring low on today to fill

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    in for Joe just because he started a bit

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    of a ruckus on on the internet clarify

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    that I didn't started

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    what is your at name so people can at

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    you low-key you HT n which is low-key

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    viewer then is that it's you heard that

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    no yes it's not even not a venereal

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    disease okay just double-checking right

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    this we're gonna do

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    I'm joking here anyways solo is on the

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    internet yesterday yes regarding this

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    cording discussion low do you mind

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    giving a bit of a back story of how you

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    started this in your thoughts well to

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    clarify I didn't start out trying to do

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    Nigel D had started it and I just that

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    topic of discussion was sending or

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    asking for pics and getting receiving

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    pics and my thought process well his for

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    us was was if a girl doesn't send him a

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    pic or if a girl post on Instagram and

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    whatever he's deleting the number or he

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    just has a problem with them not sending

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    a pic when he asked for it I think

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    that's that's that's what it was and

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    what was your reply my replies to that

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    was if you're courting a girl there's no

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    reason to be asking for pics that early

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    no creepy thank you you know but there's

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    different stipulations to it now if

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    you're just [ __ ] this girl and you

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    guys know what it is asking for pics is

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    probably not a

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    bad can you be [ __ ] and courting at

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    the same time no yeah we define courting

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    first

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    I don't want your thing you can yes you

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    can it was the entire process nope no

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    doesn't in the first night we've been in

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    a full-blown relationship three weeks

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    later and lasted for two years so it

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    doesn't sound much like a court

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    according to you I mean Courtney one

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    gets it dyani because we know she's has

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    a very strong opinion but everything in

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    the entire according is pretty much like

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    the the step by step process of getting

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    to know somebody in the proper manner

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    you go on dates you phone calls not

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    always just texting little conversations

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    like has been think about you today or

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    you know little gifts in LA I thought

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    about you this would be nice you know

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    little [ __ ] like that but it increases

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    the knowledge of the person that you're

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    trying to get to know okay step by step

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    by step and this ends when you start

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    [ __ ] this ends when it becomes

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    exclusive so you have to court all the

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    way to recording while you sit so I

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    think Orion will know like yes but

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    you're according to get to it from your

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    place where it's not just courting

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    anymore now you guys are in a

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    relationship or you guys are

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    consistently seeing each other oh so

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    I've been on and off court in [ __ ]

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    for like five years you do that a lot

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    that's untrue alright what's your

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    definition according no courting is

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    simple to me it's dating I don't

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    necessarily think that once you start

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    having sex it automatically goes away

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    and then you guys are something else I

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    think you can date until you guys are

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    ready to take that next step into a

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    relationship courting is going out you

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    know going on dates in talking and

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    getting to know each other and knowing

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    each other and once you know each other

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    you do more fun things and doing stuff

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    like that like in fun like [ __ ] is

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    cool nothing is awesome and you know

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    yeah but it's simple I you guys make it

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    so ridiculously I'm just saying guys in

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    general people in general make it so

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    hard like it's just cording chill out so

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    it is easy but women some women do make

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    it a [ __ ] task force to get to know

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    you like it's really like trying to

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    break into Fort Knox well yeah you've

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    been alive for how long I mean you have

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    to get to know that person from the

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    beginning to where they are now right

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    that's a minute no it doesn't but again

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    baggage from other [ __ ] always gets

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    in the way yeah but it always gets in

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    the way like oh I've seen this before we

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    make one mistake I've seen this before I

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    don't like how you act like this I don't

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    like I guess is one of the four guys

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    along when he's on Twitter like that

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    like what stuff

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    communicating then yeah it's like we've

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    lost the ability to communicate with

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    each other and this is yes so mind

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    blowing that's very real I think because

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    social media in the way we were having

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    this conversation this morning the way

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    that text messaging you don't know

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    someone someone can literally say yo

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    what the [ __ ] is up with you and you can

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    take it as what the [ __ ] is up with you

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    right you can be upset or you can take

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    it as oh what's up with jobs oh you

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    don't know how he talks because you

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    haven't talked to him so that's why I

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    feel like you need to get on the phone

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    texting should be a means to an end

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    text me in the beginning to say let's

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    meet up at 6 o'clock so we can do happy

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    hour because we all want to spend that

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    much money we don't know each other yet

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    let's do happy hour coffee or something

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    meet up so we can get to see each other

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    know each other face to face so that I

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    know you're not cursing me out when

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    you're saying what the [ __ ] is up you

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    just want to know what the [ __ ] of that

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    because I talk like it's interesting you

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    say that because I'm courting someone

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    right now right now at this moment at

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    this moment nice

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    and so she was like you know we she was

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    like call me in the morning

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    say her name snitch eNOS I'm not saying

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    that she's like call me in the morning

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    so I was I had radio the next morning

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    sounds like I got to the station she

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    doesn't wake up to like 10 11 o'clock so

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    I text her and like we're talking have a

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    job yes he does but I'm not going to

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    reveal what she does starless on

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    Wednesday so she says in so many words

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    in the text she was like is this what

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    you mean by calling like she got up not

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    upset she was like this is not what I

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    meant by when I told you to call me it's

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    like I meant you to call yeah and say

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    what she wanted to talk I like talking

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    like to zoom and talking on the phone

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    like having a conversation every day

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    knows not every day but she asked me to

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    call her I took it as oh like you know

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    just hit you the next day oh okay okay

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    so you should was like I didn't know

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    that

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    yes what she meant yeah call me and that

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    it just goes to show how important it is

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    to get on the phone with somebody like

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    you guys remember in high school we used

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    to get on the phone you know and you're

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    probably high school hey but you

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    probably still friends with that person

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    that you were on the phone with for six

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    months before you even really really got

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    to know each other you don't do that but

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    no you don't do that anymore my best

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    friends are from high school we used to

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    see on the phone all the time like I

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    know that I work all day I wake up super

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    early when I come home the last thing on

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    my mind is let me get on the phone and

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    have more mentally draining okay here's

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    the thing here's the thing of the thing

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    we're not I'm not talking about having a

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    consistent long drawn-out conversation

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    on the phone every day every morning

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    whatever there's times where you want to

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    hear someone's voice and you want to

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    hear how they're doing and you want to

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    hear the infliction in their voices

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    there's something wrong do you want to

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    talk you want to meet up you can't gauge

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    that on a text message you really can

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    write Kenya or emojis mom yeah maybe but

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    that's someone I'm much more of a meetup

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    type of person I'm a quick after work

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    grab a drink do an activity type of

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    person because again on the phone I

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    cannot keep that [ __ ] up against my ear

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    have those headphones in my ear where I

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    have all [ __ ] day to have people talk

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    to me yeah um but in that same

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    respect I also don't text all day so

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    it's very difficult to get to know me at

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    this stage in my life and I sound like a

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    [ __ ] Twitter honey why say that sound

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    very guarded no I'm actually one of the

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    more open people and I really don't mind

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    even telling a strange woman not my

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    deepest darkest secrets right I'll

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    reveal that and I think women take that

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    and they're not used to that so they're

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    thinking I'm much more interested than I

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    really am and then the next day comes

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    I'm gonna say we [ __ ] but the next day

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    comes and I'm not quick to text a week

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    pass I'm very drying text messages I'm

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    not calling I maybe meet up with them

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    and I think that's where I get

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    misconstrued in this courting process so

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    maybe you got to switch up your your

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    your strategy your structure your

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    domestic structure I should try to [ __ ]

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    the first night huh anyway

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    wait you sign up for dating and I told

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    them I'm not dropping the name until

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    they could have checked so I'll okay

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    that's very alright looks but I really

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    did join it and I've been talking to

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    three people but then one asked me what

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    kind of competition he has and I was

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    like it's a [ __ ] out of my does it rhyme

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    with when there sounds so cool like how

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    [ __ ] and he was like wool you know

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    you're in the entertainment I'm like

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    stop right there no no no that's the

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    equivalent of when girls say you

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    probably got all the hoes yeah which is

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    a bit more irritating than y'all think

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    like we don't find that funny that is

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    that is kind of like that's like why do

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    ya'll say that though yeah but he was

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    dead serious and we kind of just joke

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    around just to get it like a fill the

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    climate like he was dead asked like you

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    know what am i up against like dubar you

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    were he's insecure yeah

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    like I would never I've never asked a

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    guy that because it's like if it's that

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    early in the game like I don't it

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    doesn't matter with the other girls

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    because we're still getting to know each

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    other and I'm confident in myself enough

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    to know if we're the right fit then in a

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    few weeks or a few months those girls

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    aren't gonna matter anyway so it should

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    be the same thing with you I do know

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    however like when I'm in a process of

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    dating somewhere recording someone I

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    know I'm not the only one right and you

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    should never be I don't know that's

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    nothing weird especially in the very

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    beginning I mean I guess the

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    conversation could come into play when

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    you guys start having sex whatever maybe

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    because of the whole health thing

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    whatever but like because I don't use

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    condoms so I do actually ask that he's

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    very adamant about saying that Oh joking

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    Dennis what does that even mean I need

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    you to explain I'm not allowed to be in

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    the debate or used a room no no no she

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    seemed she you definitely she just seems

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    so hug as she would Alice Alice you

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    would say taken aback because I couldn't

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    even what do you mean you don't use

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    condoms at this point my life I don't

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    stick my dick in anything at this point

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    of my life we're 25 years old stop yeah

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    at 25 I'll stick my dick and anything

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    that walks okay so wait you stop using

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    condoms at 25 or it has it's been how

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    long has this been uh past two years

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    okay

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    23 and what is what do you ask like what

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    do you ask them hey are you messing with

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    anybody because I don't use condoms or

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    like have you got tested can I see the

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    test results do you ask for the test

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    results

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    absolutely okay okay well that's really

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    mature that's my char but it's still

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    sketchy but how long after how long does

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    it take for you to have sex with

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    somebody like like oh no no very like a

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    three-month addleson that's certainly

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    certainly very I don't know I mean I'm

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    I'm not Steve Harvey I don't put a [ __ ]

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    yeah I'm going on my dick you ain't

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    thinking like I'm in the same deep [ __ ]

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    yes body's excited we were in we're

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    gonna hate it condom debate by the way

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    oh by the way so you guys should always

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    get tested every single year at least

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    get one one time a year so the zombie

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    Planned Parenthood all first said once a

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    year yeah at least I get people get

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    annual checkups I sometimes I get by you

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    even if I'm not having sex I'm still

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    [ __ ] paranoid HIV is a little bit um

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    big

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    biggest fear in the entire world where's

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    for Charlie Sheen and I must say I'm not

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    saying that kind of sentiment Planned

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    Parenthood offers it they go on a

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    sliding scale based on your income I

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    went there and I said I make $400 a

  • 14:43

    month they don't even check so you say

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    you a college student we do that - yeah

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    and you could pay $20 for the AIDS test

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    it's 20 minutes

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    you sit there they give you a results

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    right there it's really scary they're

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    always gonna close the door and have you

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    sit down and make you think that you

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    have eight then you sit down they're

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    like you're clean don't open you [ __ ]

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    [ __ ] like literally your life flashes

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    of ghosts I was he passed thinking about

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    every lady's go to the gynecologist yes

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    there's nobody on art this isn't a

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    [ __ ] joke so much about not using

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    condoms like I'm sorry the least of like

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    your worries at that point some timing

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    at the Lisa that's very also a big issue

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    but HIV you came out [ __ ] get rid of

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    that like there's nothing just do please

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    best TVs all of them they're not fun

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    your neighborhood you can go for free

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    Google is your friend beat you it's

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    better to know Beggan retreated earlier

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    and you can live a much longer life if

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    you know early on anything

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    [ __ ] you Rory that was amazing so with

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    that said Gianni you use condoms correct

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    absolutely

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    the last partner you had I'm not going

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    to ask when or who it was but did you

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    guys use condoms yes

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    did you give this gentleman head I'm

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    asking there's a point to this I'm not

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    I'm not kind of digging your sexual sure

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    yeah okay and it's your mouth STD proof

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    no so you'll let him enter you in my

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    mouth but not inside your vagina that

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    requires a comment under stand look at

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    me crazy when I say I don't use calm

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    cuz I'm so much less likely to transmit

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    a disease through oral sex and it is

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    through but if you can happening

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    literally can happen but it's a way less

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    likelihood so I'm still you some manners

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    Thank You mati for that yeah I know

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    that's true that's very true so and

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    pregnancy you still have to but he said

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    he wasn't mine he doesn't mind that you

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    don't mind chill drunken idiot who I

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    stick my dick in now isn't cool so yeah

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    you guys missed you guys must the whole

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    me having kids thing let's double back

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    because we actually got on a tangent um

  • 17:10

    the courting thing was we started with a

  • 17:12

    picture we don't even got to that yes

  • 17:14

    wait where's Nigel talking about nudes

  • 17:17

    or a picture now a picture take a

  • 17:19

    picture I don't think it was nudes like

  • 17:21

    of your actual face like was something

  • 17:23

    nice I guess I'm guessing but my

  • 17:26

    question is when is a good time like

  • 17:29

    when do you feel like that's a good time

  • 17:31

    like it's a good time to ask okay so

  • 17:33

    here's the thing it's it's how you asked

  • 17:35

    it's not when is a good time into how

  • 17:37

    you ask so say she's like oh I'm getting

  • 17:38

    dressed you know I might go out with my

  • 17:39

    girl that uh I'd like when you see yes

  • 17:44

    right not send me a picture like some of

  • 17:46

    your pictures is too much sexual yeah

  • 17:48

    you always think they're asking for a

  • 17:50

    nude and it's like oh my regular self

  • 17:52

    because right now I might be in the

  • 17:53

    house but no [ __ ] makeup on look nuts

  • 17:55

    like all my cute pictures on Instagram

  • 17:56

    go on though like it's all concise so to

  • 17:58

    that he was like if a girl tells me to

  • 18:00

    go on Instagram I'm deleting her number

  • 18:06

    I'm gonna start sending chicks to my

  • 18:08

    Instagram man that's not a piece of meat

  • 18:11

    when has a woman ever asked you for a

  • 18:14

    picture really inquisitive I was like -

  • 18:22

    like not big pictures like hoes

  • 18:27

    we women we we are born with a certain

  • 18:29

    DNA strand that we do research like

  • 18:31

    automatically so we've already seen your

  • 18:34

    Instagram Facebook hundred or we know

  • 18:37

    who you already talked to we know who's

  • 18:38

    in your comments we don't know DMS cuz

  • 18:40

    that's hopefully the girls in that smart

  • 18:41

    to attack your profile but still I seek

  • 18:44

    your pictures and by that time I've

  • 18:46

    already sent it out to my friends uses

  • 18:47

    possible Bey making it work you see our

  • 18:51

    Instagram and come to a bunch of

  • 18:53

    conclusions with no evidence no no we're

  • 18:56

    just going through the Instagram and

  • 18:58

    we're like he tried to approach me we're

  • 18:59

    talking it's cute right now you

  • 19:02

    shouldn't make assumptions yet because

  • 19:04

    you don't really know that person right

  • 19:05

    hopefully you're so enamored with how

  • 19:07

    good they look on Instagram and we're

  • 19:10

    just talking about like this let people

  • 19:11

    do all the research on Twitter and start

  • 19:13

    putting [ __ ] together like you talk to

  • 19:15

    that [ __ ] like everything she's always

  • 19:16

    a [ __ ] on tuesday who is this why don't

  • 19:20

    tell anyone that i like i cannot follow

  • 19:22

    anyone i stop doing that - I don't feel

  • 19:25

    smart I do or don't care I stalk for my

  • 19:31

    friends yeah if I don't I hate when

  • 19:34

    girls do that I'm not as don't send your

  • 19:35

    friends I'm not as good as talking for

  • 19:37

    my friends because I'm not as well as

  • 19:38

    invested so my investigative skills

  • 19:40

    should right like it's just it's not

  • 19:42

    inside of me like I just don't care

  • 19:43

    enough so just write I only have two

  • 19:45

    friends there I really do it for but do

  • 19:47

    you stalk no I'm not interested in

  • 19:50

    anyone's Instagram social media Twitter

  • 19:52

    at all

  • 19:53

    I don't mind there's something good I

  • 19:55

    want nothing to do it that's their

  • 19:56

    personal business if I'm honest

  • 19:58

    laughs women really do that to use our

  • 20:02

    friends to take these relationships yeah

  • 20:06

    do I stop yeah like uh social media

  • 20:10

    accounts and yeah I mean Instagram

  • 20:13

    because I want to see what's going on so

  • 20:15

    I'll probably scroll and be like when's

  • 20:17

    the last time you put up a picture of

  • 20:19

    you and your old girl or whoever it is

  • 20:21

    and then how long it was but I'm not

  • 20:23

    gonna bring it up to him and be like so

  • 20:24

    one hundred and two weeks ago you with

  • 20:27

    her and this is what happened no I'm not

  • 20:29

    that person Oh keep it in my cuz I got I

  • 20:33

    was in LA this weekend and the young

  • 20:36

    lady asked me she was like so is she a

  • 20:39

    girl boy and I'm thinking like a lot of

  • 20:42

    women really ask that question like

  • 20:44

    could they see one or two girls but she

  • 20:46

    said she always saw the women you're

  • 20:47

    courting though no you go flier up no

  • 20:50

    I'm quitting or anymore

  • 20:51

    how involved are your friends in you're

  • 20:54

    talking courting process let's start

  • 20:57

    with the women because we know it's a

  • 20:58

    lot what's the question what do you mean

  • 21:00

    how involved are your friends I know

  • 21:01

    like like when I'm getting courted by

  • 21:03

    another man yeah like how much I share

  • 21:06

    with them yeah exactly

  • 21:07

    they're there pretty much every step of

  • 21:09

    the way are they watching him nah

  • 21:12

    because they know um it's are they were

  • 21:15

    applying for you know I'm the mastermind

  • 21:18

    behind everyone else's text in my group

  • 21:20

    because I'm the writer so you guys go in

  • 21:22

    the group chat and explain certain

  • 21:24

    situations usually only help when they

  • 21:25

    need like sexual things to write because

  • 21:27

    they're not good at like sexting and I'm

  • 21:28

    pretty much pretty great at that well

  • 21:30

    then I need to text you like I never

  • 21:34

    really need them for any although

  • 21:35

    sometimes when someone's like really

  • 21:37

    pushing my buttons and I'm arguing like

  • 21:38

    from fish pot in the summertime like I

  • 21:40

    had a I had a one of my homegirls like

  • 21:43

    guiding me I'm like dude I'm gonna

  • 21:44

    [ __ ] curse him out what do I say what

  • 21:45

    do I say and she was like helping me

  • 21:46

    right calm calculated answer so that I

  • 21:49

    wouldn't go crazy and then she stopped

  • 21:51

    answering for like ten minutes and

  • 21:52

    that's when I went [ __ ] apeshit and

  • 21:53

    says some things I regret so I don't

  • 21:58

    really I don't I witnessed this in LA

  • 22:02

    this past weekend there's a lot of stuff

  • 22:04

    know what I know I'm gonna be there

  • 22:06

    tomorrow with Joey you guys should come

  • 22:07

    out okay when I was in LA we always have

  • 22:11

    a young woman staying with us right by

  • 22:14

    the name of Ray VB who we all love dear

  • 22:16

    ray V was the pictures at any Palooza I

  • 22:19

    always thought it was Ravi I know her

  • 22:20

    name's Raven I know it's right my head

  • 22:22

    it was and she was on FaceTime with her

  • 22:25

    friend we woke up that the first morning

  • 22:27

    who was trying to get this guy to come

  • 22:31

    over to [ __ ] her and Raven is coke like

  • 22:33

    coaching her mm-hmm through the entire

  • 22:35

    FaceTime and I was amazed at that this

  • 22:38

    is really what women do like she was

  • 22:40

    sitting there typing like all right what

  • 22:42

    do I say now Oh

  • 22:43

    all right what angle should I do the new

  • 22:44

    debt this is yeah I'll be like do

  • 22:47

    younger than us and the titty picture

  • 22:49

    not a nod I want you to be gasps that's

  • 22:50

    the right one because he seems more like

  • 22:52

    a ask I send that and then she'll start

  • 22:54

    typing something like no Danielle it's

  • 22:55

    not what you say that is not sexy say

  • 22:57

    this save that face time I met this time

  • 23:00

    yeah I mean you have the answers yeah

  • 23:04

    cuz I feel violated no I'm good I'm

  • 23:09

    great at that [ __ ] I can do a nude nude

  • 23:13

    as easy I don't have to really write

  • 23:15

    anything and be like okay anyone could

  • 23:17

    send a nude yeah like sexting aspect the

  • 23:20

    way my one nude around the world

  • 23:24

    mmm-hmm you gotta like send like a good

  • 23:26

    message with the right nude do you guys

  • 23:28

    recycle notes of course what happens if

  • 23:37

    my nude looks on the Internet I don't

  • 23:38

    even know the source but my nude is so

  • 23:44

    nice my couple that have circulated my

  • 23:47

    system of guys I won't even be mad

  • 23:49

    because they're all good and they're

  • 23:50

    cute right I'm not like it's not like

  • 23:52

    I'm right putting the camera up in my

  • 23:53

    vagine or it's like Jesus she's really

  • 23:57

    tasteful sometimes just one nipple you

  • 23:59

    know some boys like a digital sex the

  • 24:06

    book like these points that you're

  • 24:08

    making like you're really on every

  • 24:11

    [ __ ] statement no I do not believe in

  • 24:15

    recycling news I think it takes to get

  • 24:19

    the right quality nude it's like a

  • 24:21

    selfie it takes a minute yo it takes a

  • 24:23

    minute eventually like especially if you

  • 24:25

    ask for a nude one more like we didn't

  • 24:26

    shave that day it's like I'm not gonna

  • 24:28

    just do all this [ __ ] how would you feel

  • 24:33

    if a dude sent you the same dick pic

  • 24:35

    that's a dick I want to see how your

  • 24:37

    dick looks see but I'm not a fan of dick

  • 24:39

    pic I like dicks but I'm not a fan of

  • 24:41

    unsolicited dick pics okay I respond

  • 24:43

    yeah like if I like you and we're

  • 24:45

    [ __ ] already or we're about to [ __ ]

  • 24:47

    and we're at that point I'm gonna look

  • 24:49

    at it

  • 24:50

    if I don't like you if I mean if I'm

  • 24:52

    only gonna ever [ __ ] you and I'm never

  • 24:53

    gonna take you serious I'm gonna show

  • 24:54

    the dick-pic with my girls like wit

  • 24:55

    about that yeah now I need some motion

  • 24:58

    so I need a video or some scene that's

  • 25:00

    tricky

  • 25:01

    see I need I need some motion I don't so

  • 25:04

    what you need motion like what and

  • 25:05

    regards to him doing something yeah like

  • 25:07

    I need some motion like a jerk on video

  • 25:09

    yeah some good jerk like mutual

  • 25:11

    masturbation on FaceTime always lit this

  • 25:14

    is solely very very [ __ ] not [ __ ]

  • 25:19

    FaceTime sex based time has to be

  • 25:21

    scheduled yeah you need to tell me in

  • 25:23

    advance yeah if I'm if we're already

  • 25:25

    into something I like the random face

  • 25:27

    times because it just shows like you

  • 25:28

    want to see me text me that face tells

  • 25:35

    me at any random time the day and I'll

  • 25:37

    answer it even if I look [ __ ] nuts

  • 25:38

    and my eyeliner smeared on my face is

  • 25:40

    cuz would you really like him though

  • 25:41

    right I mean that's his mind that's like

  • 25:42

    my dude forever

  • 25:44

    I'm gonna be means they're just he'll

  • 25:46

    always be around like we fell other

  • 25:47

    people we talk about it to each other

  • 25:49

    but like that's always like so it's on

  • 25:50

    your side partner like my bestie okay oh

  • 26:02

    my crush all right give us a second here

  • 26:07

    we're gonna get new guests in hims ash

  • 26:10

    what up man okay white all right so we

  • 26:15

    have let me try to ensure this quickly

  • 26:17

    we've have how many episodes have we

  • 26:19

    done Marty this is number 40 this is our

  • 26:22

    40th episode a job at work this

  • 26:24

    gentleman here has been a part of all 40

  • 26:27

    [ __ ] weeks nobody has been talked

  • 26:29

    about more on this podcast than this

  • 26:32

    very talented gentleman here dollar

  • 26:35

    signs

  • 26:37

    thank you one question we gotta clear up

  • 26:40

    is the line this morning is not stable

  • 27:03

    hello okay I also want to thank you for

  • 27:06

    performing at any Palooza with us that

  • 27:08

    was a movie this past weekend I'm drunk

  • 27:11

    in there man I came in a dual mini

  • 27:17

    concert yeah I heard

  • 27:19

    thank you everybody those sort of

  • 27:20

    everyone's fine gonna be in LA tomorrow

  • 27:22

    that'll sell through yeah I'm not gonna

  • 27:24

    be right now yeah she knows actually

  • 27:31

    when you met Maddie what was your first

  • 27:34

    impression of this isn't gonna be a

  • 27:36

    bummer all the dancer is what do you

  • 27:37

    think it's gonna be no work get free TCM

  • 27:40

    everyone already knows I should just

  • 27:41

    break it is have lucking I went to

  • 27:43

    listening session it's amazing on a

  • 27:45

    shout-out KWL shout out atlantic

  • 27:46

    everybody there Taylor good but we know

  • 27:49

    that you he's gonna get all the same

  • 27:51

    questions at every single media outlet

  • 27:52

    so let's try to make this a bit

  • 27:54

    different so we're not wasting his time

  • 27:56

    okay very respectful again I appreciate

  • 27:59

    that what uh so do you remember meeting

  • 28:03

    money and or oh yeah like Arizona

  • 28:06

    Phoenix the interview backstage and then

  • 28:14

    I seen it again it's the next show on

  • 28:16

    some other state did you follow behind

  • 28:35

    at the first concert I was with MGK in

  • 28:38

    them so that she was just like authoress

  • 28:41

    and then the second one it was South by

  • 28:43

    my company had an event and then after

  • 28:46

    that here we are well so no body or I

  • 28:58

    put me on so paranoid was hot a little

  • 29:00

    bit here and I liked it but I don't

  • 29:02

    really pay attention to the record I

  • 29:03

    went to LA for the Grammys and they were

  • 29:06

    playing that [ __ ] like a hundred times

  • 29:07

    more than we were so when I got home I

  • 29:09

    was like let me just download this

  • 29:10

    [ __ ] record I like it so I downloaded

  • 29:11

    it but I never like thought about you

  • 29:13

    still I couldn't tell you if you were a

  • 29:14

    rapper or sing or whatever and then I

  • 29:16

    read the double XL that had mustard and

  • 29:17

    yg in it the article you know like a

  • 29:19

    little blurb and I'll call the picture

  • 29:21

    of you and I was like oh he looks like a

  • 29:23

    rapper yeah and then I read the little

  • 29:25

    thing and it was like you're a writer

  • 29:26

    producer you play all these instruments

  • 29:27

    I don't like this guy

  • 29:29

    and then I just intrigued me so I

  • 29:31

    downloaded beach house too and I'm like

  • 29:32

    holy [ __ ] this [ __ ] is amazing and then

  • 29:35

    I sat what that legs read and listen

  • 29:41

    even even from this podcast you know

  • 29:44

    many [ __ ] tweets I've gotten this

  • 29:45

    past weekend like you I bought free PC

  • 29:47

    because Marissa just talks about it

  • 29:48

    every [ __ ] week [ __ ] you Rory I'm

  • 29:51

    sorry no but yeah so it does work

  • 30:01

    so just to clarify you're not creeped

  • 30:04

    out by anything she's done I'm sure

  • 30:06

    someone's done some more creepier [ __ ]

  • 30:08

    as a fan to tie than Maddie is I'm as

  • 30:10

    well in front of him I'm sure she's

  • 30:12

    really sacrificed chickens in her living

  • 30:15

    room

  • 30:15

    I mean it's just somebody I've always

  • 30:21

    had like fandom in me from like when I

  • 30:23

    was a kid not like Backstreet Boys and

  • 30:24

    [ __ ] like that so it's a great

  • 30:27

    comparison always like been into the

  • 30:32

    whole experience of being a fan I want

  • 30:33

    to go to the concerts I want to have the

  • 30:34

    posters I want to have the music and

  • 30:36

    know all the words and read the album

  • 30:38

    liner notes and all that [ __ ] and

  • 30:48

    working in this industry kind of makes

  • 30:50

    you hate everybody so any when I was a

  • 30:52

    fan of I stopped liking them after a

  • 30:54

    certain point because everyone kind of

  • 30:55

    sucks and then I just found the music

  • 30:57

    and it was dope and you actually happen

  • 30:59

    to be a good person to those would yell

  • 31:01

    Tom I ask you a question real quick um

  • 31:02

    slow industry but I was watching one of

  • 31:05

    the hell out of ditty blogs and you guys

  • 31:06

    were going back and forth he was just so

  • 31:08

    surprised that how well you sing yeah I

  • 31:12

    remember he was like why do you rap he

  • 31:15

    doesn't rap not rapper like him I was a

  • 31:19

    rapper that [ __ ] is but then that was

  • 31:21

    our first time working and then he found

  • 31:23

    out I'm really a singer papa

  • 31:24

    so I wish everybody would stop saying

  • 31:27

    I'm a rapper

  • 31:28

    you know there's dope represented mmm

  • 31:30

    how about give to give them some space

  • 31:32

    even in iTunes it says the rapper has

  • 31:34

    his his stellar debut fight only never

  • 31:45

    rapped a lyric I've never heard you rap

  • 31:48

    anything oh no my name is the Army's

  • 31:50

    like section just sucks maybe no one

  • 31:53

    goes to it

  • 31:56

    oh it's Chris Brown in the hip hop

  • 31:58

    stations I mean at this point when he

  • 32:02

    [ __ ] up rapper Chris yeah yeah that's

  • 32:05

    when they do most people classify him as

  • 32:07

    a singer but you were here

  • 32:10

    like I don't think anybody ever goes to

  • 32:12

    the Hornby but he actually wraps you

  • 32:14

    which is the funnier part you would

  • 32:15

    never [ __ ] rap it's true question

  • 32:18

    again how the [ __ ] did you pull off a

  • 32:19

    baby-faced collaboration Magic Man you

  • 32:22

    know I got magical powers man barrington

  • 32:26

    yeah I'm a huge James Fauntleroy and

  • 32:29

    brandy fan me too

  • 32:31

    how did that come together because it's

  • 32:33

    weird like the collaboration I would

  • 32:35

    love have to seen of them actually

  • 32:37

    singing together not just James writing

  • 32:39

    for her once to hear them together on

  • 32:41

    hook yeah Brandy's always been one of

  • 32:43

    the dopest female singers finally Roy

  • 32:46

    one of the dopest male singers and like

  • 32:48

    what I did with my whole album I wasn't

  • 32:50

    tripping off of like what everybody else

  • 32:51

    is doing and going to get the features

  • 32:52

    that everybody else goes and gets you

  • 32:55

    know I got brandy Fauntleroy jacket is

  • 32:57

    art Kelly um baby face you feel me and I

  • 33:02

    just wanted to make some good music with

  • 33:04

    good textures I also got the whole girl

  • 33:07

    Tiffany goose Shane was also amazing

  • 33:09

    yeah she's super dope tsch but then you

  • 33:12

    kept it like really bounce you had

  • 33:13

    future yeah great from me yeah PUF we we

  • 33:23

    did a inspirational song instead of just

  • 33:25

    doing a single you know I wasn't really

  • 33:27

    trippin off of like you know getting a

  • 33:30

    radio spins this time like we can make

  • 33:32

    those all day and I will continue to

  • 33:33

    make those but with this I just want to

  • 33:35

    show people that I really make music and

  • 33:37

    I'm not like the regulars okay put me in

  • 33:39

    a different category like you're more

  • 33:44

    musical records like do you kind of

  • 33:46

    prefer them over the radio records like

  • 33:47

    do you feel like you're forced I mean I

  • 33:48

    know I'm sure it's probably sitting out

  • 33:49

    forced like that's cool too cause like

  • 33:51

    that's that's one thing that yg taught

  • 33:53

    me it's like cool to stay in the studio

  • 33:55

    and like all right cool let's dope

  • 33:57

    that's some dope music but like we got

  • 33:59

    what we also want to dance we also want

  • 34:01

    to turn it up so we can make that too

  • 34:03

    you know but like I got a I got a do me

  • 34:06

    so I gave you blase

  • 34:08

    I gave you only right I gave you saved

  • 34:10

    and you could turn up to that and then

  • 34:12

    everything else we got to just ride you

  • 34:14

    know where to drop that kitty fall into

  • 34:16

    that chop that Kitty is not in the house

  • 34:17

    I know but I mean like how did you fight

  • 34:19

    a lot

  • 34:23

    like did you about that to me as a fan

  • 34:26

    didn't feel like a natural record for me

  • 34:28

    like it felt like a forced radio it

  • 34:30

    wasn't first radio I like the song I'm

  • 34:33

    like even one of my homies offered me

  • 34:35

    600 K for that song and I didn't I

  • 34:37

    didn't know that I you know I kept shut

  • 34:51

    out and she's killing it right now

  • 34:53

    shoutout to Charli XCX you know for

  • 34:55

    blessing me with that hook Stargate for

  • 34:58

    the beat and you know we'll continue to

  • 35:00

    make more songs but you know one thing

  • 35:01

    about this song is that's the song that

  • 35:03

    the ladies love the most of the concerts

  • 35:05

    they like well yes before but sometimes

  • 35:09

    was just like Instagram you an usher

  • 35:16

    yeah what's coming about we work we work

  • 35:21

    as bro right there that's an interesting

  • 35:23

    you know combination yeah this stuff

  • 35:25

    we're working on it's like it's bigger

  • 35:28

    than just music as well you know he sees

  • 35:30

    my same vision like we're trying to like

  • 35:32

    do some you know with with his power and

  • 35:35

    so you know coming soon shout at us and

  • 35:38

    considering since you you know not a

  • 35:39

    rapper or singer and a lot of joint

  • 35:41

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    what was the recording process like what

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    matter was that record around the time

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    of the only one they do have a bit of a

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    similar melody at some point in that huh

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    both great records magic yeah I mean

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    else I know we pulled in a favor for you

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    to get any we do appreciate it so yeah I

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    went through you know what every single

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    really badly we had to come here I went

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    through will Kevin Crispo

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    like any new lawyers and we paid him to

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    that's your really really expensive who

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    right no just thing like it's I mean is

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    it something that you couldn't have done

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    way longer you know if I had a

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    yeah and all the proceeds when I'm going

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