Live Episode

I think trio I think Trey give me 20

minutes all right I'm just amazed you're

asking to see all right [ __ ] they

clapping y'all are [ __ ] crazy

8th Ernest Mike comes home I was going

to say my Mac sound like [ __ ] all right

so let's let's break down this purpose

thing what do y'all not care listen if

you have herpes just be quiet if you

have herpes I feel bad for you son

oh wait now here's something no no

here's something that mall and I talked

about a lot of years ago that he may not

remember let's forget about uh sure for

a second oh yeah you [ __ ] I wish I

could see it's a lot of people with

women here so y'all probably can't

respond Meghan is definitely [ __ ]

chicks with herpes dawg I wouldn't go

ahead and say it

they are they are I'm sure I'm sure 100%

way makers are taking their chances on

Elbridge willing that's happening that

is happening I know some people how do

you know you are getting bet against

order to hang out with different people

shorty has taken her pants off and says

I have herpes did you roll the slide

minute all right well first of all as

well timing out first of all as a man a

shower is not really a shower if you

haven't thoroughly inspected to make

sure your dick looks like yesterday's

shower right all right listen if y'all

gonna act fancy in here which is I'm

rolling I hear you

I'm not rolling on people [ __ ] people

with herpes knowingly look at Jesus

Christ trying to tell me

nobody's doing it willingly hey but

whatever that was was cool

no they gotta put the picture back up

and put it on again

all right so nobody's going to admit to

[ __ ] people herpes now uh finish your

topic all right no no I'm done with

everything good then they go and start

setting up we met Joe is still taught my

herpes and I'm not I don't have herpes

so I'm not talking about it anymore just

have the same energy will unshackle more

everyday struggle that's all I need you

to have the same energy when uh sir come

sit on that couch that's all I need

I want to hear you're 87 know what is

all you mother [ __ ] gets it are small-

I don't even get to let it burn Johar

were they talking about I wasn't mad at

us sure given shorty herpes chill so

while Stephen I was more impressed that

he paid the girl of 1.1 million to not

tell and it backfires let me tell you

also in the event that someone were to

contract that and I'll stop talking

about this because you're all

uncomfortable ian is taking notes right

now and had given somebody herpes I'm

doing it with pride I'm not paying for

you not to tell him for cool you tell

tell 11 [ __ ] you want a lick [ __ ] Joe

I'm keeping my million I'm keeping my

herpes and five million another tick is

[ __ ] me with my billion that's

happening all right so enough about that

Oh Jay yes we talked okay

3oj a white guy what is it

so times trust times of changes the

Knicks finals okay gonna come out

confused of a [ __ ]

alright um so how many of us have seen

this thing not only it did you think he

was getting out I'm tired of you all you

did not think he was getting out they

wasn't gonna let him die

you mean they was going to tell just to

roll out for the reality show with Chloe

just finding out that that's my father

that was a role that was a trailer for

the reality show you think they was

going to televise him staying in jail

Chloe's a friend of the show let's relax

me I know what yeah well Jimmy when

tomorrow with Chloe in LA when it Chloe

a friend of the show she's a friend of

the show why she's a friend addition to

go to LA a lot no she disappeared a book

tour we were [ __ ] over alabaster

president [ __ ] our the friend of the

show how you can't just say that for

people that don't even at the t-shirt

she's a friend edition Rhys Allen friend

to - oh [ __ ] yeah I know

whatever Oh Jay is definitely uh short

he's dead for real no that was just that

was the trailer for the reality show yo

can we do a gentleman because now I know

how [ __ ] I know he was getting out I

knew that I would say that there's no

way you hung out with Chloe and she told

you yeah they wasn't gonna let ol j rot

and die oh she was in yeah there wasn't

a diet

Oh Jay Simpson dies in jail come on you

can't even die in jail we talking about

Oh Jay looks healthier than me

Oh Jay look like a microwave cantaloupe

l know what the hell you talk about man

they said they said that our OJ was low

risk because he's 17 and I start sizing

a month

[Laughter]

thank you he was waiting on whoever said

that was waiting for that opportunity

even waiting for that since he bought

his ticket VIP I see

dude I think Oh Jay oh [ __ ] [ __ ] up

still it's my point at seven yeah when

you play football you never really lose

that that strength that much I mean he's

not as strong as he was but Oh Jay will

knock you the [ __ ] out me yes you I'm

looking at you yes maybe you you was

worried about quavo you talk about

[ __ ] OJ Simpson that's two different

weight classes beast I go lot every time

I look at that tape now to O'Connor I

gotta got sour Joel oh but it was a lot

of fake you know yeah it wasn't really

it I don't think it was just an icky but

it wasn't real static yeah like I know

that see y'all don't know my friends

love to just clown me they just ate at

my side and there's a factor so this is

real big pause since that's how y'all on

it this is real big that you decide with

me now you've seen this not you my guy

there was a little it's my god I got a

seven we did a bid together NOLA you my

god Chloe when did y'all do a bid

together we did a big one who are they

probably know the story but no just just

know that being locked up with Joe is an

adventure that's all I would say where

y'all tell me we were cellmates with

about 42 other Dominicans from uptown

this is in the tombs and didn't know

this was in the bookings in the Bronx by

Yankee Stadium okay that [ __ ] is worse

than it seems

oh how many how many men here have ever

been locked up every dude in here should

be raising a hand if not get out we are

not from the same Club

they Pio might be in here right here yo

I kept my hand down to doctor none of

y'all has been arrested huh

none of y'all have been in a bullpen huh

none of y'all have been in central

bookings huh I know you was in there I

know you was in there thing she know you

was in there she shines he still John

get you to change your that Santa ain't

fooling me you ain't no Kane again

there's a job here oh man you can't be

romancing your thugs [ __ ] yeah that

[ __ ] definitely with more food I can do

and all that like relax only last meal

yet with a bologna sandwich I can hear

from if they don't even have bologna

sandwiches no woman damn teller was it

blows last time I locked up what they

got now I know one thing they took a

boozy jelly they took jelly off the

budget so the peanut butter sandwiches

just straight peanut butter Jesus Christ

now if you like me like my system is

like clockwork like if I eat I got a

[ __ ] right after I eat so I'm in the

book is with this this nut he's under

the bench sleep with his hood on I'm in

there trying to have conversation with

40 Latin Kings from uptown today keep

wondering who the [ __ ] under the bench

sleep is that keep taking up all the

space

when he finally wake up an ACS Joe here

come a rap battle [ __ ] Saunders will

start rapping from across the cell wait

so you were smack in the situation I was

smack I was smack it was [ __ ] on that

cell talking about [ __ ] in this L

didn't want it this [ __ ] had bars he

didn't have bars Joe just sitting there

like man when are we going home no they

were rapping from across the cell right

to our cell go awesome

yeah and they thought that Joe was going

to like call Eminem and tell them hey

there's somebody in the bookings is

really nice is that your call Eminem Joe

just sitting there laughing I'm just out

then it was the one hated [ __ ] in the

cell to the right talk about nothing

don't know everything here would ya

Valley what about it he was about he

definitely said that ain't Joe Budden

that [ __ ] still here with us that

ain't Joe I don't y'all have never been

arrested so time moves really slowly

oh my [ __ ] and there so I was happy

there was rapid

new trash hey bards with super trash you

don't want to tell somebody they poop

now you can't do that to jail one of

them probably in here right now

sizing you up though some of the topics

that that we missed I would like to hear

from y'all if we should discuss them

today me and my arrogance I think we

pretty much cover everything but in the

event that we don't is there mic that we

can get to go around just so I gave you

both know Bo has a mic so if there is

either a question or a topic that you

would like to hear in depth analysis

from or Rory about I don't know why you

would ever want to I want to do

something different I want to kind of

give like relationship advice can I do

that if you care about your relationship

don't grab that microphone I give great

advice on relationships by the way hey I

just want to point out I didn't know

that ball was going to say or do that

but it's a [ __ ] phenomenal idea

people awesome idea yeah you giving

relationship advice yes why not

I'm up in alright I'll try it

is there any let's go let's go no no

jump at once both go right over there

because if you know you would you

beautiful right there yes you go to go

to her and let's hear what she has to

say I could guess what she would say but

it might be offensive right Bo I can't

see from up here and you right there

right I can't really like how he got her

right there right here hey hey stand up

now come on get up there y'all go make

the noise but if one Eclair base the

boys now

yeah I love that unsolicited noise just

Johnny knew there's in case what didn't

know what I was just about saying what

did I was Johnny Noonan what is your

name darling my name is angel hey angel

are your parents were creative but I'm

in relationship advice is that what you

were standing for actually I have my

hand raised before you said that okay a

very important question I left here you

gotta end why you had so I believe you

yeah they sell them suits to anybody I

am a not gonna write at the Port

Authority train station alright let's

let's hear it I'd you'll very important

it's on everyone's line

what the [ __ ] does mall do

angel I'm glad you asked that question

cuz I don't [ __ ] know I have known

angel angel I have known mall for a long

time right and I don't know I don't know

what he does I tried to drug him with

Molly one summer so as well as possible

hold on

so he will tell us about himself because

if you never if you take Molly you talk

more that you like to talk on Molly and

I did it work but I don't know what he

does so yeah I'm Tommy man whatever you

need me to do you know man that's what I

do

are you flirting to take a pogrom he

just won't stop licking your lips I

don't live in a box I tried I don't live

in a box I don't bother myself and I try

to do anything I can all about to say he

a student at NYU I'm about to take some

classes real [ __ ] but to answer your

question yeah I do everything I I don't

touch myself ooh hi that'll do shout-out

tomorrow I don't get away right here

y'all thought I was gonna really give

like a disability y'all taught us we

have a definitive like I work at human

resources at this on there hell no mall

is from the Bronx context clue more

always has a really nice outfit malls

eyes are never all the way open laughs I

mean if you want to read between the

lines here angel all right don't listen

to the minute is there anyone else that

has a question for mall Rory or Asia or

Sam I will answer all Sam question like

you always know your faces well [ __ ] it

take is who's bigger Rory Rory Kelly hi

Keitha type [ __ ] mm-hmm

take a right to that Park everything

like a big mess right is

when you get out know it that's the only

bigger in here to went to jail so guy

yeah he got his Riker Islands clip ahead

little team from here thank you guys let

me see you got a real ID how'd you get

in here you know jail ID um for mouth

so listen me and my girl we go nobody

can oh ma you know me phone this me my

girl we good so this is it for me but I

met these two lovely people so don't

represent it as me and my girl are good

so anymore yeah they're definitely not

good no no one shot on the 10th listen

listen anywho I met these two wonderful

folks right here they got a

long-distance relationship what kind of

advice do you have to make sure that

this thing works

Oh y'all stupid oh those two right those

who behind you they got a long history

but but shall first I'm feeling shitty

what are we third is this our first I

mean what what DMD - that worked

wait what's long distance like you live

in Jersey and she live in Queens or like

really long distance hour that a lot

Lord Disick do you know how to lose that

on the one train again man that's it

four hours on an hour it took me a hot

word again from uptown long is that a

name this is Park 30 something hey I

hate to break it to you that yeah that's

not a long-distance relationship I don't

I don't subscribe to those ball has

never had wait hold on you subscribe to

[ __ ] women that have herpes but don't

subscribe to our relationship long

distance is not our long distance

relationship is definitely more than our

way if you don't see each other because

y'all don't really like each other

I purposely keep my girl an hour away

from me long distance relationships work

they were don't y'all you go say hey

yeah go discourage the HOS I've given

that I've given some all the negative

you too

[ __ ] in here with girlfriend we

celebrate when it's your hour away get

some time to yourself [ __ ]

where you go out and get the mail free

stuff were sittin top of it yeah our way

is not that's not long distance anybody

else up boys a lot right how you doing

sir we don't get to you right there

you look like he's doing something bad

at home stand up on the chair right what

does Joey a big how are you man

my name is Kevin from Paterson New

Jersey Kevin how are you good good I got

a question for Malmo where's car we

going man where's Kyrie going I hope

he's gone I hope you say the Knicks man

let mall tell you he going to the Lakers

cuz mall thinks everyone's going to the

Laker no no no LeBron will be a Laker

next year that's a fact

uh Kyrie is either gonna end up in New

York or San Antonio yeah Joey I need you

hit him with my Twitter max I'm the

coach to the Knicks

um we're now gonna hit anyone on Twitter

oh you got the verified power man I'm

now going to use it hey I hate to let

you down over sorry Kevin from Panthers

minion Kevin from Pattinson hey Bo q how

a table with a hammerheads Bowl finds

the next person I just got to say this

is way more fun and rapid stop her from

vult a bow she hasn't should you say tit

I've already said no no don't you stop

her she got some [ __ ] to say no oh don't

be afraid they stop the transfer [ __ ]

a security oh you look like you're

walking around with a man oh baby baby

you gotta give them my nobody taking up

my heels here bring it back to her

friend she's leaving

naughty karma that's funny at all but

you really can't take I'm like yo are

you going to the park yeah yes now can

you can you bring the mic back over here

why don't yo show I got y'all me giving

back to Puerto Rico man huh gonna be it

Bobby

how to [ __ ] me Barney shirt get the

[ __ ] ha ha ha ha give us a blank no

t-shirt man I got here no respect no

[ __ ] I can button up a priest cop all

the way up sit down

oh I want to know why she went acts too

quiet I don't care if you know reflect

what a controlling as friends I'm ready

to go it said that's her [ __ ] em girl

hey [ __ ] are there any local questions

from women right

are you gonna talk to that all right

there you go

sorry my name is Fannin Haitian and I'm

visiting from Charlotte North Carolina

yeah yeah you said you said one pimp and

I can see why your friend didn't want

you to take that back

all right okay I'm country what's that

baby I get boring so I want to get

something about sick so how y'all like

our hair fascist clothes

[Applause]

what was your name what is my name beau

he is an asset he recorded hey are you

not hearing today

beautiful woman how miss are you in a

baby with today Shannon how can how fast

do we like our head how fast can you get

upstairs that's how fast I like it we

got ja Rule on the phone this is with

jobs thoughts are on this tragic world

who gives a [ __ ] John Rooney Jenny are

you familiar with the peppered Rondo

Rory why are you familiar with the

pepper grinder coz I've gotten head

before more Rory are you familiar with

the death penalty when you get home Rory

are you ready to kiss Margie and you

know I'm not too big a dead guy wait

wait wait wait Wow I thought she said

she don't like giving it anyway which is

a waste of [ __ ] time and up wait holy

well that cuz I all excited I was

excited and now I'm [ __ ] pissed wait

Joe you don't you're not the head guy

pause where are you talking to me more I

have a theory

oh my god we did it it is all right you

can't have a theory on getting heads yes

I can I have a theory

check this out only the men who have

experience in dealing with women will

subscribe to this theory but here's my

theory

none of the women will agree I'm not

talking to the women I'm talking to the

men I'm just going to say it if if you

have 20 women probably three of them

know how to give it you [ __ ] with the

wrong 20

natural mall I know 22 women that give

the winter heading up head for 44 women

Hey and so they had over say cuz I'm a

Virgo and because it takes me one time

to know what's great and was not nah I'm

not with that adventure where you just

get to experiment on my dick and then

think I'm coming later no sorry

experiment I love my dick a little more

than that to just let random Mouse just

experiment yo I thought I thought yo Joe

you are so [ __ ] win I find out

something new about you every single

thing so a bow before you come book that

y'all need another question so listen

that's a good segue because bow was up

here right and this is an adult

conversation so we're going to talk like

adults bull was up here and he was

talking about our coming fast when he

was up here right nary right so then I

immediately turned to Rory and Maul and

then I was like yeah that was

interesting I would like to know what

men did when they cared about what the

chick thought when you came to fast

lilium now slow it it will be the white

border yellow inside her inside her my

head has a hedge-fund I'm [ __ ] rich

inside ah you broke it from the hood

you'll come on curtains before you come

asada [ __ ] I beat my dick for 17 minutes

before I comes out a guy and I ain't

doing it

white boys there they take risk man I

ain't taking that risk on July

right lie back yo I've had I've had to

split the pot open up a mirror [ __ ]

lie

wave you nasty

am I your nest okay and you know where

that Park is okay we you want to toast

to eatin ass white boys wait so you have

to get to a age where you don't care

about that stuff and my 20s I really

cared but I didn't really have the

greatest segues to ask what she thought

about it that's just awkward dog buddy

you don't be laying there be like so oh

I can turned a little more like I was

David so don't get right back to doing

what you doing in it in this moment my

eyes just came right in my hand wiped it

on the side of her bed and pretended

like the [ __ ] didn't even have wait what

this is my early twenties huh what the

relationships better than a fresh Argyle

sock why you'll wake up and see how

cheeks were really [ __ ] once hey the

Blair but the Irish they are different

the Irish stew nasty as it has entered

the building I really is definitely the

Builder come right in my hand wipe that

why are you the best in your hand you

said that twice I thought it was a

mistake I thought it was a misfortune

share of my life was I so what are you

doing it why are you coming to your hair

I love how to shoot and the garbage can

of the early age I better shooter since

I was 13 years ago this was when I cared

more okay so I was I was trying to give

a good impression

mmm quickly come in my hand wipe the

[ __ ] out of her bit make sure my chick

good go right back in this [ __ ] nothing

but fist bumps from here on out

you can't tell me years ago can't tell

me Rory hasn't taken a chance on an

outbreak hey can I hear from Solange

here writes an earthly corner all [ __ ]

lots of coconut oil I talked about it

I'm [ __ ] with you

so first I want to say I'm going to show

a fan of the show from the beginning

before Marisa and I love you my also Big

Ups all you guys

I love you too Joe trust me don't worry

I love you I have a question no no

please SM example I don't need that

petty [ __ ] out ears alone I'm team

coconut oil and chill but [ __ ] a tit I

screech you all the time and your

response oh I know we have a connection

I'm going to stop on no at the end no DM

just tweet you my girl use coconut oil -

I have a question I'm not going to run

through the list but I'm recently single

and I want to try some new things that

was you a small-bore and so I have

that's how you get kicked back they

always wipe right anyway so the

situation where I can have a threesome

and I'm the guy and I have already slept

together and it's great the girl and I

are really attracted to each other even

with her when she here she's not here

he's not here and by myself anyway I am

I find myself a lot more interested in

doing something with her then now the

threesome but she's obviously like try

not to let that happen so I was

wondering we're supposed to hang out

soon I made that happen today

and my plan was for her and I to get

together and to kick him on out you know

how do I hit a trial run - it a nice

truck

and like hey let's get a round of

applause that was a great query she is

an asset

she's an asset she saw too much love to

the glove and not the bats but I had it

on a whole nother way I thought she was

going to end out another way but she

made her mind up already she's gonna

[ __ ] that much more information do you

want more than sorry but yeah I got that

much time all ya ain't got that much

time

wait is mole's other guys small which

you can't answer that you can you never

can trust dark-skinned [ __ ] ever what

the [ __ ] is going on here tonight man

hold on

hey let me to have a theory her to the

stage I have a theory about all I have a

theory about ball I don't think I think

mole is one of the guys that that always

says she's ready but what she's really

ready I don't think he's ready he she

sounds ready

you don't tell you sound already so you

know me you know me way better don't

sound ready is all what's your name

again again that means ready headed I

never say hey are you body rolls up in

hey wait alright hey what's your kid be

in the front row did not make extra for

that hey everybody shut up

hey are you on cam soda Gianna careful

to finish it after all I'm willing to

try new things

yeah that's why I create oh boy you act

are you gonna answer your question um am

I gonna die we got another question

Bertrand a do we answer quite answer oh

I got a question

my name's just going to have yeah what's

your Twitter name she thought about

threesome they want to kick the [ __ ] to

the side yeah but that's [ __ ] up you

can't kick a [ __ ] decide did you [ __ ]

you [ __ ] that's your cue you decide

no but I'm saying because you decided to

sleep with the gentleman you can't

exclude him from the extracurricular fun

you bought the sauna will you again no -

[ __ ] you get out here while I keep going

that way I'm not saying - excluding from

it exclude him from it entirely this is

my first time I feel like just as women

for us to break the ice together so we

understand what she's working with y'all

need like a coach it's mom

[Music]

[Applause]

I'm a great coach by the way look is

this a case of mendeecees having this

cake and eating it too because when he

wasn't with Yandy

was he with Erica when he wasn't with

Erica would he be back with Yandy

because if both women carried to term

Hey

clearly mold is unready you know that

ball of will to do it all that earthy

hair ball of morning

more like gonna put daksa finish more

ball used to a nice lace front hey I

don't know what the [ __ ] is going on in

this room tonight hey Bo what's the next

one the batteries oh here we go here we

go wheels I really do appreciate

bringing the other girl what is the

other girl is out with the dude you

think you curve it a lot to it