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is welcome back to the show button

pocket an old man love here we go here

we go episode 128 - Joe button podcast I

am Joe button to my left is Rory to my

right is mall by the way right across

from me is Chris shout-out to the

YouTube viewership and across from me to

my right is parks what up Park you know

and we are here reporting live from a

dungeon in oh we won't say where people

live but we're back at parks uh

gentlemen how they by feeling you're

good one good I'm good I'm good I'm good

wonderful I'd like for the weather to

just stay cool they keep super my melon

with this hoodie weather and then it's

77 degrees by 3:00 p.m. when it was 60

at 8:00 a.m. I just want them to pick

for Mature all in New York is the best

weather it's the greatest weather in the

world I just want to keep it right in

that mid 60's right are you sick no I'm

not a lot of [ __ ] is getting sick and

when it's woke when it switched when

it's cold in the morning and then hot in

the middle of the day that's why people

really mad at the weather aggressive no

it's windy in the afternoon yeah I love

that moisture water pressure whatever

they do on the news you don't like that

I like if I'm going out in a hoodie to

remain in that hoodie for the rest of

the day okay

oh and this must be difficult now with

you being unemployed because you got

more time to be out exactly

no I took a breakfast meeting this

morning in Union Square

it was great seriously I don't get to do

those I get to go I get out of the

barbershop in like 30 minutes

now that I'm unemployed because I don't

know when everyone gets overweight

I don't miss purr-fect you took a

breakfast meeting in Union Square yeah

at coffee shop it's very hipster oh my

god I didn't pick the location yeah

coffee shop no no you so let's clear you

know you know I was gonna talk about

something like this you know what I

really hate who Rory's becoming I

clicked on Rory's instant live are we

doing yesterday no you know what's funny

we're not doing that that I had I'm not

checking you [ __ ] shits no more but

yesterday I don't even know why oh you

know what happened I was clicking

somebody [ __ ] and then you were the next

one they're like yeah oh my god it'll

get out here I hate what happens but boy

posted nine pictures of the World Trade

Center I bought one for some rapport and

it was September 11th now I'm a new user

there's nothing wrong with that this I

know you're reaching Rory is a New

Yorker no no I'm telling you I don't

know if this is an indictment on you or

me I would hope you yeah I don't know

here I'm open to this but I'm telling

you why it's funny there's nothing wrong

with doing that on September 11th but

only because it was Rory and I picture

Rory

having breakfast meetings at the coffee

shop anymore and I picture Rory with

dirty white vans and the [ __ ] we talk

about I don't own a pair of vans you do

what's the dirty white sneakers Rory

weird you know the [ __ ] case of

chucks those adidas don't know it was

the Stan Smith so all of it in

combination missing on 9/11 is a little

yeah

you can't hate Beast 911 no no no man

[ __ ] hi beast at 911 we'd never even

been in a tower better now for Team why

you 14 year olds I'd be stand on 1100 I

could the mall one of the pics more like

we kill him I all right no uh tell us

about tell us about you guys is weekend

mall you almost coax you almost coaxed

me into being somewhere I didn't want to

be I got to stop watching you [ __ ]

miss Copeland was all bein industry cuz

mall is industry posted some [ __ ] said

oh yeah in my store you behave I

wouldn't even go in there but that's

much better

I didn't know you posted up where was

you goin 40 waffles in 40s all Saudis

and while festival though I was there

did you end up go you if not I was in LA

okay we know Park I will say and I don't

want to slander the people maybe I

arrived at the wrong time I did not see

one forty or waffle when I arrived to

that event false advertised it wouldn't

have actual forties and waffles beer

well damn it we would advertise it well

now forties got the plastic bottles so

they could they do have those it was at

a swanky place though I don't see malt

liquor being served there oh well that

was a good event though what mall wasn't

here's my point

no I was gonna pull up one you owe me

yeah you should have I would like to

hear that's the weren't there I know but

that's why was the phone that [ __ ] will

you at la no that wouldn't have been

funny at all cuz I was by myself to Rory

was there any Palooza yeah went great

job was great Chris was there helping

out looking at his watch ask me what

time the [ __ ] was over before we even

open the doors outright what time is she

that mind you even open the doors yet

the time you shouldn't he just sat his

camera somewhere to record job and

bounce now Chris huh

and put together something dope that

will release this week but it was a good

time no incidents Clark Kent was great

DJ's were great

but it was good time Jah Jah killed it

yeah John did great

Jah Jah gave us 30 minutes hits what do

you do

I mean every hit this you could just run

down his greatest hits you name I think

Doug lovin was the only one he didn't do

that I was upset about but he ran he ran

so I'll put it on me I saw a little bit

of New York

what else did I see did down for you did

wonderful he did between me and you I've

got a lot of record he did yeah

very concise show just run through all

bits no pauses

this is Chauncey there shanthi was not

there I was just a pretty penny since

and was telling me to go because Ashanti

is coming out Sean she's been looking

real good lately lately I mean for sure

but four years like her Instagram

stepped-up kind of crazy soda her thighs

but no I don't know what Rory and parks

is on there trying to bring a shot see

thighs 40s and waffles all sound like

amazing I would love so much shanti

thighs waffles and food Ashanti [ __ ]

I don't know she was with what Nellie

for a minute no that's old school I mean

now I wouldn't I'd like to know who some

of the vintage vintage Queens Jim joins

when I thought Rory would have had a

more extensive any Palooza [ __ ]

breakdown but you did so no I mean I'm

running around non-stop I don't get to

catch what the party really like what's

really happening yes a that for you to

stunts on anybody shut the how is that

stunting you don't even be getting a

chance to see what [ __ ] is doing yeah

yeah like a Coney Island ad want you but

at the smaller venues there's no need to

yeah your pieces in Detroit any Palooza

I know

ISU's director cops copy if everyone

face if everyone say five minute

check-in yeah that's importantly still

um so before you came here

and let me tell the listeners listen I

got a [ __ ] headache it's a slow news

week we're gonna figure this out here

but before you got here

Rory and small talking with mall

I was letting him know that I went to

see it okay I want to see it

he was telling me that he was going to

see it right yeah

so tell Rory yeah I was just saying I

wasn't my go see it no so Joan at the I

picked is Connor is whack at the seat

like the armrest in the middle you can't

really like so he's going I got been to

that so no no I think so yeah treat

yourself man the other day oh no listen

this is what I thought was funny mall

going to the I pick theater to take a

young lady to see it there's nothing

funny about that - nobody in here it

might only one is picking up one this

joke

I am picking up on it yes alright so

then we started talking about what how

did we even get to uh trying to

[ __ ] in the movie theater we

didn't get that we didn't even get you

didn't say you was trotted finger back

nobody said I said arm rest in the

middle you can't really you said King

said could you say you see it it wasn't

that scary like you don't even get to

the fake Oh in your lap yeah well you

can't do that I picked because the

armrest is in the middle so you can't

really they don't even got the joint

that that pulls like it's like a couch

like it's like a love seat yeah that's

kind of lies but it's great so Joe was

saying like you can't even you know get

that so I was like you're not a social

finger puppet if it's way oh I thought I

was getting it was your conversation

before I arrived I'm just trying to

catch up fellas at one time uh finger

bangs that's what was just brought up I

was joking

the point of me bringing up the movie

theater [ __ ] was what what what what oh

it's it's a shame that I can't speak

about this

and F with you guys like when new [ __ ]

comes out [ __ ]

I saw the original I hate clubs well I

just said I was okay wait so I can't if

I talk about the movie now if like a

spoiler alert number one already but now

yes I know the story okay now for 40

years that's absurd it's not really a

spoiler speak on it alright well now

it's gonna determine woof I'm gonna see

I was gonna say get into oh I got a

whole bunch of things that you can't

spell without it go a name oh that [ __ ]

was super trash what the [ __ ] was that

[ __ ] this is super have I think got a

bunch of over there but I'm seeing

people say any like oh how old do the

people more Gary that's why I actually

wasn't scary you know you know my beef

with the movie is it's a kids movie

they've changed it into a children's

movie so the movie is comprised around

around five to six 14 to 15 year olds

that's but they they look really really

really young I thought they were like

junior what's it rated I didn't even

check honestly well it can't be R it has

to be pg-13 do we have to be we're just

seeing a scary movie in general that's

pg-13 is not worth ya even thinking

about going to see I don't even know if

pg-13 movies period are worth going to

see yeah that's a fact I got at this

point really like action movies yeah

maybe that maybe action movie but I mean

I went in the daytime Sunday data's more

o'clock ish Sun doesn't change the

rating it could still be a sometimes you

just go do [ __ ] for the experience not

good you just think the movie is so

[ __ ] I still want to see it even

though you think it's trash I like I

like the first one so I'd be curious to

see what they did with it it it was

[ __ ] F but did y'all have fun with

that would you compare it to like

belly-to-belly 2 or why am i comparing

it to rappers no oh wow Michael Ball got

me thinking [ __ ] every time I hear

belly I think this [ __ ] guy

pops up in front of me because I'm all

that lead nice anyway we like game get

away with that that's how much we must

look like game as a rapper

we let him remake belly and he was the

main character wait fam yeah that's

right know what you mean

no you never seen belly - he lie y'all a

lion no I didn't even know that exist

there's a movie out yes that came out

years ago in a theater that's been out

for you know I don't know Oh corner DVDs

yeah its belly - millionaire in the

barber shops let me tell you all the

places this [ __ ] came out well I

better stop cranking on I don't even

know in it watch it be game Freddy Fox

yeah this is a real movie did they spell

belly different no no they just added a

millionaire boys club to it and and the

tagline is life is hard

the streets are harder yeah that makes

me want to go see that they sold me with

that line yeah that's a real thing I'm

looking at ya pause I don't know how you

didn't see that what are you talking

about only because Alice don't mean the

street was that's why belly was such a I

mean like a hood favorite so when H said

belly to is like you had to see it just

to see what it was about like you just

had to yeah I had to watch it just to

see what it was about also you saw it

tell me is tell me about the movie did

you make it all the way through the

movie yeah it's like a car accident you

don't have you know the mall you drive

back to watch it again well but it has

nothing to do with the first belly like

it's not like a oh Michael K Williams I

mean I forgot that mall definitely put

that on as like fourthly they definitely

drew it on I was thought be what you

think of this yeah we won't watch this

together

[Laughter]

I had a check I did check the one kill a

season for me for foreplay

yeah gala season for foreplay word on

DVD temporaly own DVD DVD players I

thought about this the other day and

this has nothing to do with anything

DVD players lasted all of two years you

know uh that brings me to one story I

did leave out of any Palooza

ja Rule I love ja Rule I love his

manager rock but I have to have to tell

the story of what they did at any

pollution what did they do it huh love

right I love snitching his manager shows

up and goes oh I want to bring some

stuff to the merch table I'm thinking

maybe they got t-shirts or something I

know he just did that tour where they

shot see there's product right get rid

of product I was like of course yeah

so this SUV pulls up and he opens the

[ __ ] trunk and it's mad [ __ ] boxes

I said I was his t-shirts he said no

this is 600 Pena's love to CDs that we

want to sell at the Henny Palooza merch

table that's it I said okay

he said yeah jawed just tweeted it so

I'm sure people are asking already okay

so we bring all 600 CDs to backstage and

he said hey can't we bring them to the

merch table I said though let's start

let's start with two boxes and see how

those do before we drag all this product

to the merch table right Giroux nothing

about that story's endearing they were

amazing that was just funny yeah I want

to know how many of the 600 went back in

the truck

they left oh 600 CDs at the venue I have

no idea if they went back in Ghana but

when I was the last one at the venue

there was still 600 bucks

I can't clown Jame I'll be pulling out

the little moon music two CDs I'm not

mad at that at all I know it was funny I

just want to know how many they sold

actually so it's funny when Rory tells

the story yeah

Rory never bought a CD

his life's is such a lie yo you know

what he's seven yeah all right weight

off of yours off of your story I just

thought it is this wasn't in my topic

rundown I don't have a topic rundown

either um

Irv's just step 250 now enough is enough

you're not gonna kill my Murder Inc

movement and then come and put a show on

bTW right behind me you just listen man

enough is enough

the only two people that care isn't

urban no I don't think Jacque hair thing

LLC and that and your little the Henning

all look Henny Palooza polls it's kind

of what made me think of this we just

get into a space where we're loving

jogging yeah we're the young the young

kids that was awesome [ __ ] they grew

up they realized was stupid and we all

really all those records hey let's talk

about that for a minute

that was real stupid does while we do

that Joe had great albums through

getting killed great songs through

getting killed

yeah New York was during one hence why

fifty had to go at Fat Joe in kiss

because they were had a great record

with John Klatt back was during getting

killed wonderful was during Hayden

killed he still with record 50 was very

convincing at that time he's convincing

magic that's kind of a problem yeah

that's what it was that's like the last

[ __ ] you want to annoy yeah so they get

into a space twenty years later where

everything is great and now here you

come with a show you're tying up Deborah

Gibson whatever the lady's name is yeah

they definitely rolling it dog he's got

another show says fifty central be et or

some [ __ ] yeah bummer come ARF come on

Irv Irv

Fuhrer has put a lot of Instagram posts

up the Irv can't get it and that's the

same thing fifty does you know their way

of battling if you will know yo a couple

of charges changed [ __ ] whole life Irv

good he ain't getting no street [ __ ]

after all that Murder Inc

Fed case couldn't even call it Murder

Inc well I mean talk anything we

couldn't even say the word murder

well that's how wild that was that's

understandable by the way uncle murders

still getting by he tried it for a year

we didn't accept it when James wait what

uncle murder James made - yes wait what

yeah everybody relax

bring it full circle yeah that's crazy

keeps breaking news is that a fact

that's a fact I saw it I'm looking who

else is in g-unit I don't know I think

real timmy is on June 8th is he really

well he is yeah I'm pretty sure

well okay Oh y'all my G Unit two label

yeah yeah no I saw like a like they're

coming out with a good mix taper some

[ __ ] I thought oh you mean like the

actual group yeah oh that's like Kidd

Kidd is that's something different

that's not G I mean Jimmy is the

original AG I can't say g-unit don't

think g-unit yeah but I was only a

person that he was part of the like he

was in the picture with banks and yeah I

could be wrong maybe I'm bugging but Dad

would be crazy

well no cuz even with the like sophomore

g-unit albums they would put featuring

someone even if they were in the g-unit

label so I think just the original three

and Buck are actually g-unit I mean I'm

not mad at it but goddamn that's a

little weird

oh speaking of 50 I was arguing about

Curtis on Twitter yesterday any us after

it got back to me that you were the one

that started the conversation what

conversation to that store well

everyone's talk cuz Curtis had come out

ten years ago yesterday or the 11th and

everyone was just talking about the

tweet that I saw that I replied to was

that 50 was struggling for a hit at that

time and then everyone in my mentions

was saying that you would want to

started this conversation I never said

50 was struggling for hit I said

absolutely I said the exact opposite I

said that I replied to act telling me

that he was struggling for a hit at that

time and my response was contrary to

popular belief AO technology was a

working record it was why is that

contrary to popular belief hey it was

his second biggest single ever

because it wasn't received that way it

well 50 was a soup he was a superstar at

that point he had to play two other I

know looking at him like mr. sellout

where's our street record weird straight

to the bank and I get money with both I

guess right so I get money came later

came out it went straight to the bank I

get money uh then [ __ ] ayo technology

is that effect I don't think my memory

serves me correctly not I give money

with the problems I think I get yeah but

I get money came after because he didn't

even have that record I think so yeah he

didn't have it he went and made that

record from home homeboy that produced

that beat he got that beat for like

fifteen hundred dollars it was no it was

that kid oh he was really big on uh what

was the website I don't used to get

there yeah homeboy apex apex yes apex

used to be really big on soundclick he

got that beat on the on the super low

low and he did that outside of

Interscope and then it worked then shot

the video like secret or whatever but I

swear that was before energy ayo

technology was his first one I think he

wanted a straight straight to the bank

was the street I don't know is that was

a strategy at that time that it was like

you put up your little street record and

then you put out your and you know what

I think that's the other thing now I

mean according to this is Wikipedia so

we never know straight to the bank was

June 29th I get money was June 30th that

doesn't make sense and then a o

technology was August 31st all that

that's wrong yeah straight to the bank

and I get money didn't go but that's the

one thing about that straight to the

bank when it came out it was a like you

said it was like just a leak like a warm

up yeah so I did something but he was so

big I don't think [ __ ] received it

that way so they looked at that like

strike one then I think it was just so

high on his own pet you could only go

down from where he was at that point

yeah yeah but I give money was the

biggest record damn-near of that year so

I can't I can't say you were struggling

and then ayo technology being on the

charts bigger than anything he's ever

done besides in the club I can't ever

say he was struggling for a hit during

Curtis you know what I will say about

that about that whole thing and I didn't

mean to talk about this

everybody said I said on the

show that in the industry nobody

expected Kanye to beat 50 and everybody

said I was buggin we all economy 50 nah

that was graduation was that album for

Kanye that put him that was like his

volume to that put him in that

superstardom right like late

registration was an amazing album

everyone loves that album but it wasn't

the most critically acclaimed [ __ ]

album well a registration yeah like that

got a great house smashes but Kanye was

not Kanye like he was that's true I mean

his way up he wasn't 50 you had just

come off the Graduate oh he was Kanye no

yeah not to the Gretsch graduation Kanye

Berg was still going yeah yeah for sure

once a 50 was 50 is what I'm saying yeah

yeah Kanye with had not hit his peak yet

50 at his peak right so no I didn't

think he was gonna outsell him yeah when

that first week came and it was like oh

[ __ ] we really uh we needed to see I

can't y'all can't tell me nothing Kanye

that Kanye maybe we think is formidable

against 50 right but before that record

uh you know what's really interesting

about those two albums too that people

don't really bring up that was kind of

the turn from I don't want to say nerdy

rap but like the Nerds one you could put

it that way

like the street [ __ ] didn't beat the

Nerds yeah it kind of went in a

different direction after graduation

cuz 50 was doing all the hard [ __ ] he

was the biggest guy in the world but got

outsold by the people that were saying

like come on that's that corny back

pepper like you dress weird type [ __ ]

that was a row he ever wore to polo polo

guy I like the Ralph Lauren like polo

but I wouldn't actually wear the polos

have you ever won two shirts period of

course with the collar that was a while

I was and that phase was weird it was

and to that point and I'll take the joke

but I was on I was fifty sad in that era

of my life I was dressed in genius I

wasn't what I see what Kanye was wearing

at all by any means I thought was weird

like I'm not off a ho doing change

clothes

this is why because Joe had just bought

clothes you know and you can want to

change I never buy clothes that's a new

topic but I love him just talking about

the Styles back then just made me think

of how you know Jay is the Jay Jay was

the killer of things cool so he kills

jerseys he's still trying and and it yes

I like it it comes off is like older

mature but two things home never killed

was Tims and auto-tune I came that right

not right right well no it took all

these little rules

anyways heartbreaks was all [ __ ] dota

2 Drake's early career was a lot I was

before oh no oh wait and then deal was

going on you're you're right you're

right right wrong you're wrong for

saying that listen so let's talk about

all the backlash that I received from

statements made by YouTube and then you

fly to LA what state and then you go

[ __ ] perform with Java rule you guys

are amazing

what statements I've stayed here on the

front and caught all the slack from the

battle rap community or your rappers is

that and you lost in battle rap so it's

kind of hard for you to say how can say

football battle rapid now I'm not gonna

get no backlash I'm not a rapper like

you though it's different no that's not

what I'm arguing I'm arguing them taking

your quotes and saying that's what you

said battle rap is dead it's over for

that and all the men you went to LA and

all we had to say an answer

angry loaded luck every battle rapper

has this to me this week you wouldn't

know because you were doing put it on me

that's what's been at what did they say

yeah well I don't Twitter latex got some

[ __ ] nerve what they say I'm gonna

tell you all the disses but see the

things you said a lot of things too from

your point of view how you felt about

the culture battle right away I was you

know I'll never say I think I'm all set

if you agreed no stagnant yes I don't

even see how they can debate that I

don't even see how that's debatable

battle rap ever has been stagnant yeah

they wore a prop since my dad will

probably you were the reason I'm not

saying that I didn't contribute to that

listen I was here all week trying to

help the [ __ ] battle rap culture

while you [ __ ] was running around

these [ __ ] [ __ ] on me but then

they turn around and of course have the

biggest [ __ ] battle event ever Summer

Madness

does anybody did anybody see any battles

hear anything about the battles did the

battles come out no about say don't

usually come out like no real you can't

keep nothing from real [ __ ] no real

[ __ ] recorded that's dream and just go

punch any batter you want to see so let

me know when they come out on YouTube

you know Rory coffee shop Rory Rory is

different

alright so we can't talk about the

battle then could y'all another [ __ ]

battle list off the battle alright

listen let's see let's see let's see

let's see

JC and Romney T battle oh I definitely

screenshot it I finished him the queen

of yours yeah but I heard the same thing

out there Austin deluxe and I didn't

agree with that I went back and watched

that now what are your thoughts

that's a real good battle I thought so

that's a really good I thought so too

I might edge it to looks I thought so

too but just Lux is he he goes over

people's heads though they don't he's

too he's too complex man like that's

what it is him in Hollow a man hollow

told hey Rock

what did he say he did a holes game and

then ended it would I just write it on

stone he's artifact seems was killing

that [ __ ]

that legas do different things that the

culture don't really luxe will set some

[ __ ] in it got off to toe I went crazy

got off I'm in a car snow cuz I want to

try to get Arsenal on the show today

actually well tomorrow but whatever oh

who else bad old [ __ ] Hollow in

Tehran battle

hit man holla made his return and bad

old hitman holoband old case shine those

are the three main battles I would like

that one the delay battles is carrying

his man holler calico battle somebody I

don't [ __ ] remember all the [ __ ]

you throw overs gonna win one we can't

really kick it if y'all yeah I didn't

see nothing I didn't hear about it I

usually battle rap is dead fly to LA

then come back and not even watched hang

out there like there I don't know how

you go event I didn't know was out yeah

I didn't know that all right well I

thought we delve deeper into that I

don't think there i think joe said you

got the exclusive look and i got and i

got mad at us for not seeing them no I

want to see like like from someone's

phone on YouTube I don't want to see

that you want to watch a whole battle on

that someone taped on their phone from

the I'm just see trouble

audio I'm cool nah you got to see the

performance that's what the battle right

what that was there too yeah but you got

to be able is it is he cleared oh yeah

what are you [ __ ] me 1080p yeah

actually we spoiled now look how we

watch TV

yeah like y'all bad and bougie which one

of y'all ways bad I just don't want to

watch battle rap Rory's bougie

definitely booze reckless at the coffee

shop is a little bougie yeah and you're

bad

[Laughter]

uh-oh I have idea that I would like to

introduce I didn't know if I want to

talk sports so soon but I'm introduced

it so oh let's do an industry [ __ ] real

quick what's uh we should be foolin yes

ma'am where's the people that is you I

think I know sure

oh wait wait no I'm just asking

my answer because I think like three

shows now you've thrown shots at Lenny

and in on on that on the other show you

said [ __ ] the go couch some [ __ ] like

that

so you find a little closer sorry oh

[ __ ] the gold couch is hilarious I'm

sorry that you sensitive sorry but it's

no beef I'm just askin I don't know you

asked and i answered okay now you're

doing the thing that girls do where you

ask the same question different ways

yeah let's talk about that for a minute

because you brought that up before cuz

you brought it up before like you keep

throwing shots at them I'm thinking is

my I've never thrown that one shot at

Lenny s not one we're not a one [ __ ] the

gold couch is hilarious when Iggy Azalea

is standing next to the gold cow sorry

he don't know jokes is coming from that

and you in the culture you don't know

the Iggy Azalea standing next to the

gold couches getting you jokes about the

gold couch linnaeus you don't know that

blame Lenny ask for that is funny okay

tell me the dis I'm just asking

but now that you've explained man yes

don't get the [ __ ] out here Lenny has to

call me don't call you don't call you

don't call Rory but he has to hit me and

ask me whatever the [ __ ] he wants me

come at have you asked some [ __ ] he a

grown ass [ __ ] no nobody home nobody

got me asking just why well I'm just

making sure

[ __ ] Linnaeus [ __ ] let's be you

know measure this might as you want okay

everyone is sensitive today that's true

that's it that's that's my only issue

it's nowhere with her understand

somebody is not sensitive yeah but you

got under everybody feels so personally

attacked today but you that understands

i they would feel that way though when

you say certain things it can come off

that way if you're sensitive and you

even if you're not sensitive I'm not

sensitive it I'm not sensitive and I am

more attacked than all of these [ __ ] I

take none of your personal no but it's

not I'll be mad at nobody right

just show me tell me when I'm lying

that's true nobody hears my joke back

sometimes but sometimes people could

take it like damn you got a issue with

me like why keep don't shots at me

you got to see why people would take it

like I could see why people that don't

know me would take it that way then yes

I've spoken to on many of occasion he

knows where my heart line okay that's my

point that's my point

okay so then it's so if you know me and

now you feeling some type of way well no

you just sensitive bit okay

but I have no beef with him I have no

ship but sensitive [ __ ] are taking

over man they're taking over I had

enough of them just trying to find the

drop but I couldn't find it do we have

any more industry [ __ ] than Walter sneak

surprises like more that wasn't funny if

the gold cows could talk it would say

get this [ __ ] away from me that wasn't

funny [ __ ] the gold cows did he say I

never said [ __ ] the gold couch

I never said [ __ ] the gold couch net not

a once okay I said my beef is the gold

couch meant something at one point now

and you dilute it when you show me

pictures of Iggy Azalea standing next to

the goal couch it's a great point

Linnaeus they got to be like a silver

[Music]

weight to stand by that gold couch and

take a picture he's got a picture wait

you better be lion bar by fluid ago

everything y'all have said about my

spinnel eyes I don't even know what it

definitely keeps asking me for a [ __ ]

paper plane hat like I work and I don't

wear hats I've never asked you for a hat

you're such a liar oh yeah like Oh

Dickie Vance you're just a liar

don't wear that is funny - I don't think

I've ever seen Rory would head on I

don't wear hats I've seen where that I

don't think I can't win but one time

I've seen where we would have in the

winter time I wear like a beam never

seen a dad had over I can't remember

honestly Rory was bad hat dude for like

two months I wasn't but you know what I

mean I don't care there's no point I

don't care hey I want to talk about

that's crazy

oh yeah they got Carmelo Paul's gonna

agree because he's a Laker fan right no

I may have Carmelo ranked 64th and shout

out to Jamel Hill I think ESPN suspended

her I read yeah and they like did a pre

apology that definitely wasn't from her

on Twitter she knows she knows her

comments were inappropriate something

about the grump emesis you've been

saying stuff about Trump who is it

saying some about Trump

I thought the way ESPN handled it was

some sucker [ __ ] by her saying she knows

her comments were inappropriate she met

what she meant

I'll tell you what though dizzy don't

[ __ ] around about this data we think

Disney was supported oh [ __ ] yeah yeah

no no but uh yeah shout-out to Gmail

Hill we [ __ ] with them over there ah

mall yes Carmelo let's talk about it

talk about give us the scoop we know

you've been at the gym what about

watching him Westbrook and all him

Durant Paul Chris Paul thanks gonna put

a super team together Chelsea what about

him that's crazy ranking him 64th he

replied that's was what you saying no

word can you find all your texts and

business that detects the chick those

watch and kill a season with me got the

paint is love to CD he said some

something like the same when uh last

year I think they ranked him crazy it

was some like what he said where

Carmelo's response to ESP and I think

it's a tweet or Instagram where he

basically was like y'all being

disrespectful all you need to some

poetic cryptic [ __ ] he said yes while in

though putting a caramel or anything

putting the Steelers number one after

the [ __ ] Chiefs destroyed the

Superbowl champions

also crazy Steelers number one way will

you know I'm the [ __ ] power raking

it's the Steelers number one for beating

the Browns

right barely right but with that that's

crazy it might be a put thrown clickbait

out there now yeah I gotta be here they

gotta be everybody they truly know cuz

Melo is definitely one of top five

scorers in the league easily Melo

tweeted can't make sense out of nonsense

a certain darkness is needed to see the

stars and quotations don't be so blatant

with a disrespect hashtag lined them up

and added ESPN way to go how is that

even 140 characters yeah where you start

telling you today's mass yeah but that's

disrespectful of Melo is a wave matter

of fact he did have one a five percenter

uh chain the other day too

I'm not even trolling maybe he was

trying to give us a sign I don't know

what if five percent of chain is oh

seven it's two you wouldn't understand

[Laughter]

understand his job so di costars guy Joe

is a one percenter wait hold up here

something else was important oh you guys

see my notes so card he's fixing her

speech and I think that's important well

cardi is taking speech classes that's my

hot take honestly how I feel it cuz I'm

watching the videos and I see the the

new press that she's in front of it's

new press the white press and how she is

attempting to articulate herself and

that in those interviews which is good

no no no it's great but I'm just saying

I'm watching for the little signs that

say she's out of here maybe no for real

when they just start taking speech

classes artist development

a lost art that's important but it

wasn't my I just thought it would

alright Tyrese in the rock who you got

who you got baby if nobody in the room

is aware of anything going what about we

were just because I feel like we just

spoke about the rock that's in diesel

I'm we're predicting the [ __ ] if he

that's my poison out I recent Iraq what

about him it's lit so now it's beef like

real beef I don't know but in this or

moving at me okay well no I think it's I

think okay so the joke rock was in the

last fast yes Rock was beefing with Vin

Diesel yes what was Rock's name in that

movie do we know the rock everything

he's the rocking ballers he's the

rocking Kevin Hart movies right whatever

his name was so I think there's a new

movie that he is working on individually

by himself called Hobbs

okay that was his name that was his name

right so I think that story is the

extension of just his character from the

SAS she got a spinoff of course biggest

actor in Hollywood at the moment right

right and I am and there's been diesel

it's also a will have a Tyrese although

it's hard out I'm sorry

Tyrese I'm gonna find it it's too good

it's too good no honestly

Tyrese gotta start getting his props

they killed off the Asian dude who is

left in in the Furious I don't know

who's left in Fast and Furious but this

is what Tyrese posted to the rock if you

move forward with that Hobbs movie so we

start oh wait no before we finish this I

gotta ask y'all who y'all got in the

fight

run fight the Tyrese versus the rock

fight on man come on

cool what I was like I love tyreese's

music but come on you're taking a rock

come on ty reason for watts oh no no no

you seen baby boy he's a shape word okay

feel the rock Rory to rock I'll take a

look Chris out the rock everybody I'm

going with Tyrese we should well you

were just cuz this is a podcast and got

to make it fun so my pick Tyree starts

with aggression dawg if you move forward

with that Hobbs movie you will have

purposely ignored the heart-to-heart

moment we had in my Sprinter wait and

this is with whom you want to place your

face in the fake yeah the rock quiet

scare hey wasn't done oh look I don't

want to hear from you I don't want to

hear from you until [ __ ] you remember

what we talked about

hey now that's a that's a quote I don't

want to hear from you until you remember

what we talked about tell Rory there

last week yo y'all still picking a rap

fan all right I got some more for you

okay uh I'm on your time line cuz you

are not responding to my text messages

fast family is just that a family fast

we don't fly solo period Harvey's got to

relax he's taking that movie he taking

that movie to real life now you think

he's still on set I think he think he

could [ __ ] the rock up no he don't think

that how do you know he said he survived

snoops character and baby boy listen he

steps straight to Ginuwine and tank

it's 2rv singers he cleared the whole

bus on the coca-cola commercial he shot

game in a the bus wasn't empty whatever

the [ __ ] it was all right the bus was

empty

right it was only him who would driving

it weight soda in alright so this is

what I think you all pick my meited I

think the rock mighta text them

something because let me give you the

double for this one the energy of that

heart I have never and will never have a

problem with this major movie star that

only tells me to rock cold he is my

brother

I repeat ever bro just being honest I

didn't like Baywatch lol but I did rent

Alex but I did renown two full theaters

and take a bunch of kids with my

daughter from her private school to

support milena Moana that must be a

movie I was surprised you could sing so

well oh [ __ ]

I'm simply trying to reach him because

he won't call me back about this solo

movie harms I want you to shoot it it's

just not right now

cuz the fast 9 release date has already

been announced and we can't let our

loyal fans fast family or our loyal Fast

& Furious fans down on any level from

pushing the date didn't you see how huge

fast 8 was it's because we announced and

kept our release date bro call me back

DJ I had a great call with your partner

I had a great call with your partner

here almost seven pounds productions but

that might be the gangster oh I think we

just covered it they can set him

straight - seola seven Oh

for deaf productions yeah right

boogie-down said they were production

rolling with that one and I'm still

trying to reach you

god bless you Massa god yes oh no it

gets worse I'm doing this only on behalf

of our families so we keep them all in

private school god bless you wait oh

[ __ ] god bless you good brother what is

what's the pictures of these posts wait

when you call [ __ ] good brother

gangsters called you I never ever go

public with these private family issues

Tyrese

you always go you've never gone we only

know about right stop talking now that's

my man wait wait we on it oh this is

great I couldn't believe I never go

public with these private family issues

once you hit me back I will delete every

post love you big bro and I love that

September 11th post

I love you big bro and I love ya good

bro big bro bye dad what's the broken up

and I love that September 11th post you

just put up about the families and

friends of that horrific tragedy what we

do this on behalf of the families the

cast the crew members who have been down

in loyal toss for 15 years everyone

matters when we shoot we all eat when we

eat we show up as a family display our

love our funny stuff our storylines and

our hearts and every frame me and the

cast laugh because it seems like fast

it's like a holiday at this point you

can you can push the release date of a

harlot you can't push the release date

of a holiday bro it's a tradition it's

fans that are loyal we have to show up

and service and service their needs just

got out of the hospital still don't

[ __ ] say

this is so that out of the hospital

still recovering thank you guys for your

prayers and love I'm a real champion

along this is not a ramp I'm no Rock

hater and I don't want his life I love

my own I'm doing this for the fast

family I'm loyal and I apologize for

being loyal but damn it I am resourceful

crazy that was excessive sweating from

reading something this is not a read

that was like a big run on just thought

he was just typing anything he was

thinking about he was drinking whiskey

or something so your phone and it types

there's no way he said and it's dumb bro

he was rambling on voice no no I think

he was still on the phone with 111 posts

after the after the third bro is like I

they got you an impression money it's

too many bros in there the bros is like

excessive debt man you can't be

excessive bro hate excessive taxes of

tapman is [ __ ] gives you ford apps in

one conversation I hate no and one

what's up yo what's up

now you good

is where all the excessive debt [ __ ]

are you die in the DAP you David looking

at you and then when you dying today cuz

you could tell when a [ __ ] got his I

want to DAP him walk on top of that when

he asked for the picture and still has

the DEP and we're gonna lock it watch

fingers they still got to open the

camera on the phone we just both sitting

here like wait because when you have the

that picture

the photographer never gets it right

right away he's there for 10 minutes at

least you met your holiness our clan now

you're holding it yeah I go hi I got mad

pictures yeah you might be that me you

might be that picture man some just went

out matter think about it you might be

that picture man I kept or I think I can

prove yo next shot will prove that a man

like a flipbook

yeah he did Joe might be that picture

man there's easily 10 pictures of me

dapping people and I represent 100%

today don't exist you know what it is

how come is guys we just haven't quite

figured out what to do with our hands

and arms no issues like let's talk about

that that's all

like what do our arms or hands folded

you look too aggressive right mean can't

your hands now you just look weird I

have all I've exhausted the one yo how

would that was the last person to know

that the piece I was over oh I still do

it [ __ ] Joe's my move I try to freely

put it side way

besides being absent visa side yeah

Joe is the side piece he's the side

piece man I don't know like honestly

that's why I don't like to you're the

only [ __ ] and all your pictures looking

like her and him just man mysterious we

can't see nothing more the only [ __ ] in

these pictures as a silhouette

every time every single time all like

really funny oh yeah oh I do the

shoulder thing cuz it just gives me some

cool things cool yeah but I don't put

y'all on my shoulder not see that's kind

of cool I think that's the closest thing

yes acceptable and don't put your hand

on my waist like oh I think Trey

I think Trey could give me 20 minutes

what picture were you and lo taking wrap

this arm around you blame me for that

I think the shoulder I don't know how

long the lien on the shoulder thing has

though I don't got much else besides

that what do girls do the girls always I

don't know what girls do girls the girls

till the side profile it won't stay in

flatfoot put the cleavage in now so we

aren't even paying on her heels in a

photo in my life yeah me neither not

they all stay on my toes

well I'm saying what Oh their arms are

taking the pictures yeah yeah it's just

the face I see a selfie stick all summer

thank y'all saying thank God that [ __ ]

caught a nice quick lake and it's over

that's a nice lick to catch I mean it

was it was bootlegged in two days so

matters none he got his hey way when

they bootleg my album I

mine already believe that uh and you

can't be dirty with your middle finger

in a picture oh it's the middle finger I

was the last one today I'm not only mine

I'm always your last one well I did on

my album in 2006 Paul although that was

no but the way you did it was a little

creative though I tried to get create

wasn't it wasn't too bad it wasn't just

a blatant yeah middle finger [ __ ] you

you know um all right so do we are

hoping Kanye our friend they're making

there

TMZ reports they're making friends what

I hate about secret meetings I hate

about that to use the article was I read

the first part and then the second

paragraph was what Tiger thought on the

situation I do want to know what he does

leave a job over there that seems like a

good career my [ __ ] tiger you iron um he

was just like they're friends men you

shouldn't use network photography I

could definitely be on the coffee shop

break right yo yo you know what oddly

enough Tigers one of the gentlemen that

gets killed a lot but I bet he's a real

good guy

I bet real brothers like I don't know

him I've never met him but and his

interviews he seems cool like we just

killed him because it was cool at one

point right but I'm out he kind of

pioneered that because our Kelly pine no

no I'm Timon

no Tiger Damon Kiley at 17 was weird yes

it was I agree

what I'm saying is that bet gave you all

the parallel of our Kelly and the

fourteen-year-old he was in the crib

with his ex I think he was trying to bag

when she was 16 he was definitely

smashing at 60 yeah he was that's creepy

and he was definitely creeping on her at

15 and this is what have you hung out

with like a 17 year old ever really give

me scissors what you talk about

comfortable okay wait a minute Park

just said groundbreaking [ __ ] that's

very important it is uncomfortable

hanging out with I think I don't know

what y'all would be talking about in 18

year old and 19 year old right and 20

year old and 21 at 22 it's like all

right I still know like damn hope she

don't sin is so good for that sin is the

queen of telling you what she was doing

in fifth grade which was yesterday we're

putting all the grants alright yeah

believe I'm holding my child I can't

talk to my girl about like when albums

came out cause it'd be like yeah we're

at the high school dance we crazy

like wait is it over fuss like it's been

over for you know since the announcement

yeah but I mean okay hold up I'm getting

to a point here it been evolving me

before that I'm saying like they be

getting me out of here because my girls

so young but Parks is old his girl young

mall gonna end up marrying a young girl

well whenever you want to reveal your

girl to people we can talk about it a

young girl because you be and I don't

mean you be out you really don't be out

out but you be around be around younger

people slow down why you don't be out

out he be out that things that people

can't get into one last time using a New

York look I'm not asking a question I

don't know the answer to my father

worked for News Club my father taught

you oh my father's going in the club I

know I know and that was the first time

in since the last time my father's for

the club no that was the first time I'll

be out we just don't know cuz mall move

so sorry didn't want to go out move I

think he has beef and everybody likes

him I don't that it was you know start a

fashion week so it was kind of like an

event told you what was a fashion week I

was my home on supreme and I want to

support my homeboy right who is your

homeboy tell me Linnaeus it was his

event can you set up a meeting with me

and Linnaeus I was trying to

until you dissed him did he tell you

feels like you don't [ __ ] with him no

but that's what my meeting is about

about him feeling that way he watches

the show so yes we should

let's talk about it Lenny Lenny know

that he could reach out to me okay he

should come do the podcast I yeah I

agree should do I think all these

executive [ __ ] are scared to come sit

in front of me if you want to keep it a

buck maybe mm maybe tell that to your

little [ __ ] friend what does the show

know got a job in it I know in a label

in LA somewhere don't know why you keep

going la well you know Brandon's going

away he's going to China tonight with

all tonight he's leaving yeah so we went

hung out this weekend hey you know just

Laszlo weeka yeah but I don't care about

that because you told me to Chinese

season with ten games 38 he'll be right

back yeah March playing on the Warriors

dope

yeah and Steph Steph Marbury said he

coming back though you don't the Chinese

Basketball Association

he announced early that's official yep

how alaikum it make NBA come back how

old his stuff 40 [ __ ] he hasn't played

in the league in almost ten years but

yeah you know he's been in China's

defconn 100% play a backup role in the

league today he was also white Vaseline

on his face and beefing with fab yes it

helps with a sore throat yo that right

there I think worried cause answered it

for me why I hate [ __ ] his age y'all

bring up all the [ __ ] that [ __ ] try to

bury because y'all remember it was

hilarious

hmm but I remember when I was alive one

side of stuff shouldn't you be XJ

I know stuff cabal what I'm now my

question is how when should you be

exonerated like shouldn't we not be able

to kill Steph for eating Vaseline on

YouTube I remember that on a high yes

yes definitely

nothing we still left forever yeah

because you just don't see people eating

Vaseline everything with handles little

moment has to live off ever when I'm

sick I put the whole vixen at tea

yeah that's like one of my old school

things I heard to put in Vicks under

your feet and putting socks on

yeah all that old that's not what he was

doing

no he was I mean some [ __ ] you tell me

you eat Vicks they gonna look at you

little weird

listen the first time someone told me to

eat Vicks I said you do know that

instructions saying that

that's dope though long as he'll come

and mix I'm cool hundred percent coming

on the [ __ ] mix could use them that's

a fact we got Ramon Sessions real

excited you know how to mix no you know

the Knicks oesterreich then well they

make everyone happy begin all of the

signings there wasn't even like a

headline about it was always like yeah I

just saw Michael Beasley in Starbucks he

he said he was coming yeah and that was

it that's how we knew let's not a get

Mike to come on a show - Oh funny story

about about using the studio what

Beasley came I was oh yeah I got that

day got a little ho wait a minute all

right

funny story time honey's my girlfriend

at the time Mike's girlfriend no

wouldn't mind oh I think that was before

came no I was Kalyn was it it was

Caitlyn okay

who was that was either Kalyn or emani's

girl was in the studio at the time yep

all the girls hold out as soon as we

walked I mean my point is that's how all

they knew about these [ __ ] is they was

tall yeah that's it is that all woman

need little height yeah NBA players

usually of money to kinda add kind of

add that factor oh that's another thing

I was looking at that [ __ ] picture fad

posted with him in Davies and I was like

looking fab trying to look taller

Oh his knees extended right this second

China for why they the same I anyway let

me put bad by the way

lynnie [ __ ] alright what am I saying

what am I saying what I'm saying here I

want to talk about history but I can't

remember I can't figure out in first

year but what it what if fat what if ab

caption the picture

oh something when you when you approach

him man about him sliding and your girls

DMS do men do that

I'm sure fab jokes on captions I'm sure

fab was joking but I meant approaching

other men about hopping in DM yeah don't

you hate the people that is some truth

in every chill we don't care

I've never done it yeah me either

let me see well uh no I don't know

what's what's the timeframe because

typically in will help me and my friends

move if that's not like your girl girl

in the beginning she's kind of she just

around she kind of up for grabs unless

you say something what I'm saying no men

are such hunters if women knew how men

talk but I don't know

because if men knew how woman told me

women talk much worse way worse it what

it what Chris up for grabs is not that

yeah we wouldn't be able to handle it we

would be finished

oh yeah my ego would be underground but

not if a do bring a girl around oh

what's the how many weeks so you could

hop in DMS all right it'll break some

Frank normally from me about I would say

two to three months normally but me

because I hyperspeed everything better

Cassius a better catcher in week one by

week two I've got a hundred and forty

hours with her it had to happen

you just write what Ironside I'm gonna

owe you strike what is not sure is still

wrinkled why the ayahs hide the iron is

in the closet you still striking wait

remember back in a day right this is

when you need it an actual pen and paper

to get numbers so that excludes Rory

from this [ __ ] conversation but also

untrue remember the rule Walt the rule

is some [ __ ] head of the buffer

between well you got the number to call

no I called the number at least yo hit

me let me know you got home safe I'm the

king of let me know you got home safe

called the house phone I'm just saying

that ensures it called 45 minutes later

or in the morning hey phone listen if

you hit a chick and say let me know you

got wherever safe and then you don't

hear from her for a little while

I mean safe to say you know where you

are - pecking order man yeah has a

chicken she told you to hit her when you

go home so no you go yeah you hit her if

I liked her [ __ ] damn well I never hit a

girl hit me when you get home so I know

you made it in safe I'm a you just want

to know when you got home I'm there if

you say oh yeah I know one you hold her

about me yeah whoever creates the lines

that girls use they need new blinds to

use when you figured all those it's out

the hole good night shut up good night

you don't mean good night no and we made

the night I'm not gonna sleep in don't

text other [ __ ] now yeah that's all

good night means um all right here's a

question for you and this is Randleman

and out of the blue if a [ __ ]

girlfriend girlfriend girlfriend not

someone you're talking to someone you're

dating offending his girlfriend

approaches you with questions about her

significant other who is also your

friend what do you say what is your line

it's just my it's my homies girlfriend

if that's it if sin came and in step two

you with questions about me

which would never happen right but if it

happened because [ __ ] girls do try to

get slick yeah I I ya [ __ ] girls try

to get sleep what's the go-to line minds

is ask him which by the way isn't that

helpful no that's not a saying yes ask

him is a bad line my first home angel to

a woman's brain hell yeah well for

anything you want woman what is said no

no my answer was is always listening I

don't know what you're talking about

that's crazy - yeah my answers always

your tweets nowhere so how was that like

so you can't say I know I'm a wiggle

room in my lie no I need to be able to

freestyle have you got a lot on talk

abut that's a view to all it is [ __ ]

when you answer other than the answer

she's looking for is gonna be shady any

answer I don't care what you say it's

gonna seem like shady to her cuz she

like [ __ ] you lying that's your boy you

gonna say well in theory that's when you

got our theory dance is gonna lie for

him why as a girl would you even ask to

see if he lyin right they just trying to

see what you belong or her I hate his

friends yeah that's when you pull out

the classic the classic one up mad move

you got a one up there mad with

something just find something to be mad

about real quick big fast big on the

toes [ __ ] three things on deck to beef

about immediately when you under

pressure

oh soon as that listen any pregnant I'm

joking baby I love you I'm kidding I'm

kidding up get it alright know what else

we got here to talk about

I don't y'all want to have serious

serious discussion time now with the

tragedy talk but you don't want to save

it and wait a little bit oh not before

we get into that let's go

- uh Sloan Steve Sloan Stephan's Oh

congratulations congratulations - to

shortie doo up that's [ __ ] up - call

it the first black girl to win that's

not a Williams sister shortie doo up but

Sloan's stone Stephan's she bodied that

yeah

how was she ranked 121 see that's why it

never matters what they rank you just go

out and play mellow that is true

well Melos been playing so that's why

that's disrespectful as soon as I say

that little sin joke she texts me I'm

telling you she got something bugged

something is tagged that's our eyes at

all

yeah no I'm serious she watching you

through the camera Oh y'all oh you know

what else is real cool [ __ ] I thought

it was cool that Gucci and dapper dan

yeah our friends as long ago we do and

thirty years yeah and then he's opening

reopening his shop in Harlem that's

really cool I know some of the young

kids may not know how cool that is but

that burden is a legendary style icon

and Harlem when Harlem was Harlem and if

you're familiar with Harlem and their

history of just fashion and lying [ __ ]

yeah he was he was there at the start of

all of that so that's really dope and

and he's still sharp in all the pictures

no still sharpest it's believed my

godmother used to date that bird in I

had a few dapper dan jackets I shouldn't

have had them at that age and my mom

wouldn't really let me wear him out

could you throw it out I got robbed but

no I wish I wish I wish they all of the

shit's they're awesome Khalid and all

these [ __ ] is wearing now was that

then yeah and if you still have that

stuff if you got original dapper dan but

they call us up like real [ __ ] radio I

do want to figure out what's your

address how to take calls that's one two

so here's my segment I want to introduce

we don't and I'm starting it this week

ah and it's sports-related I want us to

do a what what is the name of it when

you have to pick one winner every week

and it you can't repeat a team that's

what I want us to do here out of all of

the games and I want to keep track and

tally oh you have to keep track because

once you lose you're out of it we should

do like a pie I'm with that

now the kicker here is because week 1

has already started thankfully for y'all

y'all team well our teams lost the Pats

and the Giants so I would say we cannot

tick the Pats and the Giants moving

forward ok one winner every week I'm

with that yeah I'm down how we keeping

track of that pull the game's up we're

picking this one you got two game yeah

oh great way important [ __ ] read him off

uh so you said we can't pick the pet so

we'd not worry about that game yeah but

read all games anyway alright so it's a

Houston Cincinnati has a Thursday night

game just give us all the team Flint New

England Orleans Cleveland Baltimore

Buffalo Carolina I was on Indianapolis

Tennessee Jacksonville Philadelphia

Kansas City Minnesota Pittsburgh Chicago

Tampa Bay Jets Oakland Miami charges I

can't pick a winner in any do that yeah

Dallas Denver Washington Rams 49ers uh

Seattle Green Bay at Lynn I'm taking

Seattle

Seattle's my pick for the week the

Monday night game is Detroit in a giant

Seattle is my pick for the week

I have Seattle beating the 49ers that is

my pick I don't know if I should go

risky out the gate cuz I think the Bucks

are gonna be good this year the books

are gonna be good this year I'm gonna

take Pittsburgh over Minnesota all malls

out here yeah that's a tough game

where's that game being played it that's

a tough game I want to start a low easy

I'm gonna take the Chiefs over the use I

take the Raiders over the Jets fo yeah

you're smart that's an easy one alright

worried you have to keep tally of all of

this stuff Chris are you in a sport oh

great fine

cuz like you

your game is over but what time is the

game over though

hold it mall pick Pittsburgh over uh

Minnesota mall isn't and then who you

pick I pick Seattle just pick whoever's

playing the Colts the Browns of the Jets

I don't know if any of those teams are

gonna win a game is here the Browns

gonna win again you know that the Colts

are gonna win again watch them play as

low as luck is out

I'll be back though even when he's back

their offensive line is I still have

faith that he'll come back they're gonna

get him right out so he come back with

that line he wasn't a high pick towards

the end of the draft play yo my fantasy

team let me just say parks and everybody

was laughing at me in a little giraffe

chat room huh honey they had a whole lot

of jokes I lost by 10 with my first two

picks on a bye I'm feeling it yeah yeah

[ __ ] I'm with the talking [ __ ] I'm

with the taking of the BET's ice I

should have got it I should have bet you

on Kobe getting both numbers retired

100% because you are correct

Kobe indeed got both numbers retire he

should get a third number retired

olympic number I don't know I don't

remember I believe he had number eight

in Olympics

I believe he wanted me I'm trying to ask

some just to show your sports knowledge

I think I was saying at one point he was

the only player man what was his number

when he went to Lower Merion 33 oh you

know what he wore ten would USA okay no

okay [ __ ] what when when do we talk

about the serious stuff seriously have

we touched everything Oh triple G Canelo

this week we got anybody else want to

bet most hype beats bit on triple G all

right Joe got out of it I'm unemployed

on me Chris just want to know what time

the fight is over yeah all right Oh

y'all y'all watching the fight is

anybody watching the fight yeah well

we're just gonna convince you to buy it

and then we'll go sell your crap so

that's the fight to watch that's the

fight of the [ __ ] might

to fight in a century yeah I just gotta

send em periscope link which is him at

his crib holding periscope it is ice

doing it ice is the one yo he sent me 90

periscope links to the mayweather fight

and every time it died he had the new

one it is him doing the link I see that

give it up man they gonna arrest you

like they did when it came to drama crib

and what about the new iPhone y'all

feelin it oh we didn't talk about that

that face-recognition [ __ ] is scary

women have to be behind Apple like the

past four phones have all been oh it was

designing the iPhone his wife is 100%

yeah in his ear like no [ __ ] add this

yeah this will get you caught yeah

definitely

but what's right so there is no there's

no nine it just skips from seven to ten

to ten and then X to tell there's a a

nine and an eight plus and then there's

the tenth the X so then what is not

gonna be like in 20 years there were at

least the nine is like some vintage [ __ ]

I don't know by that time they'll be

actually implanting phones into our

bodies probably that guy who's got the

last whata album if the only guy was

that how much is a 10 how much as a

thousand now less than the wu-tang go a

thousand a thousand dollars you know a

what sit down no 10 the 10 hour was

twelve fifty I don't have to hear any

more I'm going back to the BlackBerry

man [ __ ] this [ __ ]

well you've been saying that for a while

yeah yeah they take anything out or add

anything they just take the screen out

of this one I'm kind of like they just

take that [ __ ] is come on man 12:54

phone don't worry that's crazy

that's ridiculous maybe I'm not

following you have now course no it does

not woof what what phone was there this

is the six let's add what 750 another

500 is a big difference then they give

you five hundred dollars worth more SH

in your phone no need on the face

recognition I don't need that girl I'm

all bald it all on to the iPhone for for

like ten years

he held on to that [ __ ] Joe is the only

reason I had an iPhone but he actually

forced me to go into the Apple store it

was like not enough [ __ ] that no we

level the house we go to the Apple store

you get a phone I had my was cool my

black I didn't force you to go in the

store I forced you out in the car you

the Apple Store enough was enough with

that goes love the black decide but I

died like Mary I even had the swipe up

blackberry after the curve that's how

long I stayed with blackberry know I'm a

blackberry I never had a blackberry I'm

cool the blackberry curve to me was the

greatest phone ever the blackberry curve

yeah that phone was dope I love that

phone that was a great that's better

than a starter sorry

yeah star tickled is a classic flip

phone that's like the flip phone to

Jordan of flip phones but that is the

Jordan the blackberry curve is

definitely like one of the best phones

I've ever hey I have my favorite Twitter

app uber Twitter yeah that was the [ __ ]

bbm was great

don't [ __ ] even the way you get your

emails everything yeah that's one thing

about iPhones I don't particularly like

I have to refresh and hold the [ __ ]

email refresh down for like 30 seconds

to refresh my employee when I have to

you don't have to check anything I was

mad to psychic diet side like - oh yeah

- way was great I was the snake king on

that [ __ ] yeah yes singular singular

joint yeah I was the man on snake on the

two-way there's got to be an app that

has snake back I like the Nokia joy

that's the first time snake was so that

[ __ ] again so still had a charge on the

battery and they bring that back out

that Nokia back oh yeah mmhmm yeah that

they brought it back out recently I was

sure there's no Kia iPhone when you put

the outer case on the iPhone it turns it

into a Nokia what was the phone cause

had in the in a hard to tell video she

was like the size of his bicep

hit the Zack Morris joy oh yeah with the

antenna yeah

was the first car phone video if you had

dad what are you out what do y'all think

when I oh she wait him and the girls are

gonna kill us

we never talk about Finn T oh yeah

what about him cool she put out Finn co2

clothing line no [ __ ]

how do we have a good keep it up with

Finn T you know what's funny no more

they probably have your shade so this is

makeup yes okay it's makeup it makes a

man it I can go to the store with my

girl - by [ __ ] Rihanna putting out

makeup makes more sense to me than did

Kylie you know we shouldn't be mad at

Briana this was actually good for men

cuz it's a good price point and braless

that was amazing because our girls got

to leave us alone no I go to the store

yeah my girl definitely said give me

your card it's like 20 to 40 dollars

machine it could be worse for us you

know all this go to a makeup store like

I was just confused and then she made me

come back left and then she made me come

back in and like yeah but but see that's

why that's why I brought it up and I was

leading to a joke but y'all stole stole

it from me I didn't think mall would

know that fence he was out didn't

because everybody with a girl know has

to know we had to know well this is why

this is dope so y'all could give you all

like the [ __ ] I should've known about

speaking of the face recognition and

makeup

you think chicks that wear a lot of

makeup won't be able to get back in

their phones after the face record

that's a great people keep ICP we're

asking that oh did they yeah that's a

real thing but people are asking it uh

and you can it does recognize you with

makeup

it recognizes you with your laser way

which a lace-front

i assume any girl that I see that's not

her here yeah it's crazy

I saw a braid wig lace front yeah

braids and everything he's busy The

Magicians dudes is good you think easy

dudes is wearing wigs you ain't know

that

Fetty WAP had weave Steve Harvey's

flattop was a wig way don't want to do

that yeah so yeah a Steve Harvey cut

that perfectly shaped flat side with

that perfect hair line so Baldy yeah I

think that he did that on purpose

wait I'm dead serious that was so that

was a ham piece you never seen videos of

dudes like that going to barber chair

with the crazy bald spot and then like

they showed that no I have I've seen

those videos they're fun it's crazy [ __ ]

going on in the shops I don't want to be

the dude after that cuz that takes about

57 minutes long telling me that Steve

Harvey had a high-top wig yes you Joe if

you had that perfect Halon a Steve

Harvey had you would cut that and go

straight to a Baldy purposely you would

never do that okay if I'm 70 [ __ ] play

no even if you are you we just cut it

down I get like I don't know but you

wouldn't go mall I need proof of this

cuz you just it was a hair it was a hair

for you bro heating it is not proof I'm

not doubting you

well yes I am google it no okay by the

way I don't want to know it that's such

a barbershop on the block way to argue

just repeat what you keep saying I have

done it a million times I just keep

saying oh like it's true I was wearing a

wig all this time all these years

oh speaking of crazy lies did you see

that Bobby Brown said that he he taught

Michael Jackson how to do the moonwalk

and then forgot how to do it well Bobby

Brown has said a lot of things in a way

isn't that the greatest like I think we

all know a crackhead that has probably

said something like that you know I'm

wow look at that SOI I saw him say yeah

and I saw everybody kill him for it and

I saw the crackhead jokes and I said to

myself I could see it

cannot see that Bobby was just hi won't

fire so what's wrong with that boy is

that you forgot how to do it yeah I

understand with Jo just say there's no

way you can say you can see that how how

could you see that

do you know how old Bobby Brown was or

mikerickson Digital walk in a project

apartment Oh what are you talking about

how could you ever you would think it

whenever you're finished creating the

narrative okay okay I mean now did the

moon did the moonwalk evolve go ahead

and live very joy in life 89 he was

cartwheels in the moonwalk that [ __ ]

was moonwalking forward he was doing all

types of [ __ ] right yeah okay can Bobby

Brown could he ever dance at one point

yeah was he ever considered the King of

Pop yeah I mean the king of something

are be whatever any saying it's can I

imagine can I imagine a smoke-filled

backstage room of maybe tina-marie

average James show where Bobby Brown and

Mike is just chillin and Bobby is high

and do add a new move to the more I

could see Bobby add some new hot [ __ ]

you see he will find it yeah and a high

moment or just a regular just kickin it

moment I'm sure Bobby Brown is full of

amazing stories and I think that one of

those amazing stories will be let me

tell you about the time I taught Michael

Jackson how to moonwalk and if he's good

right here instead that in front of us I

would be at the edge of mice like this

tell us Bobby I wouldn't say you are

lying crack it

that's the moon rock walk hey that's the

dance dude there go there's no way y'all

believe I believe that he cooked chicken

with coke so I totally more I believe in

UFOs

so why would never leave that Bobby

Brown tort Michael Jackson to move you

want to know about some of the things

that will likely number me like do you

really want to get into my braces off

because we saw Mike Moore walk before

Bobby I know but

was real regular Smedley it was just

backward it was there was a whistle who

know until Bobby came they don't like I

mean yeah and it was real man I was

disappointed to learn that it was [ __ ]

on the bottom of his shoes during the

moonwalk [ __ ] not [ __ ] this is great

Michael Jackson had [ __ ] on his loafers

accessories okay [ __ ] on the bottom of

your penny loafers on a Motown stage

where would you step in a Bobby Brown's

dressing room that's [ __ ] crazy

Michael Jackson stepping in [ __ ] and

going to perform it's Bobby right [ __ ]

on the floor that's why I read it

Jackson Stephanie [ __ ] is [ __ ]

hilarious

can you imagine what Mike was saying nah

see that's the thing I think Mike had

another voice that we don't know

definitely I think Mike had a voice away

from cameras oh pretty much everyone has

not settled but confirmed

true like [ __ ] in every sense away from

the cool kid said he used the n-word

excessively Michael who kid just I

believe that honey I believe that I

believe that I believe I believe Mike

was was a was cussing his [ __ ] Mike

was trying to get dr. Dre be hidden

Marsha for records Mike is a [ __ ] good

I'm only laughing during this

conversation because I'm thinking of all

the men that I've ever followed chased

Mike is one of them don't y'all make

your jokes is Mike in prints where did

you chase his mic friend Sam if it's

bleep and kids outside your house he

said it I oh yeah but I'm laughing

because y'all talking about Mike right

and I'm in my head saying Andy the

[ __ ] I ever like chase to say some to

once I got to them I never said nothing

yes you definitely ran behind Michael

Jackson at the win in Vegas when he was

with Matt security guards and then I'm

say to Mike

what that's my point no no you don't

know it says you wouldn't know what to

say thanks Mike if you stand in front of

Mike it's like oh no I agree with it I

didn't you put some extra sauce on the

you like it was me no I know nobody that