"Um"

my own thing for the author back yeah I

gotta come to penny Palooza just to

watch drunk ice

cuz that's worth the admission price if

you think I've never seen drunk ice

before in my life

no no I'm saying in that setting I think

we got some settings to beat any

polluted serenading a young lady Isis

Isis single male so we should be able to

tell these stories right is it I don't

want to throw you never know I don't

know how come you never know when Nick

is a single what's up with you [ __ ]

babe you know I'm single know that that

is true alright you see mom you have no

idea funny this is this is funny I'm

laughing now and please you alright Mike

check Mike check your phone check one

two one two microphone check one two one

two we are back damn sure about to say

I'll name this punk-ass leader did y'all

see that there's a will name this

podcast leader yeah we were gonna

[ __ ] give them any shine of course we

all must shoot them tomorrow

Jimmy Jessica Jimmy's a Govi oh [ __ ]

wait what [ __ ] Jimmy up it won't get

that far

yeah that's horrible [ __ ] that I'm not

plugging in these things my go look for

this you know that's what I always say I

can bring this over for wine pork all

right microphone check one two one two

we are live to Joe Budden podcast

episode 129 I'm guessing probably around

there yeah well I'm a roll with it yes

correct

I'm tired of this [ __ ] so I'm sick of

it episode 129 - Joe Budden podcast to

my left is Rory

aka McGregor aka

hello anyone that's pop you mad [ __ ]

you was somebody else on channel I'd be

me and sin was watching but anyway every

light skinned person with a beard though

so that's true too uh I'm mad [ __ ] um

you know it's funny I'm [ __ ] it don't

even look like me make us call me Swiss

I don't anything like Swiss that's a bit

of a reach but for joke purposes that's

kind of funny

to my left is worried to my right is

mall to my hat what is this two o'clock

or one o'clock two o'clock it sparks at

what is this ten o'clock at 10 o'clock

is chris chris has got really snazzy

clothes on today very trendy a lot of

zippers on the shirt shoutout to the

youtube viewership everybody watching

there yeah this guy's got man what's

apples up with the shirt is that a

pocket do you unzip that you expose your

titties not even a pocket oh man's are

gotta chill [ __ ] pocket anyway

Christmas shirt is real nice shout out

to everybody on YouTube and we rock him

how's everybody doing y'all good

wonderful good I feel like it's been a

long week I've been anxiously awaiting

this podcast me too I wanted to do one

over the weekend I swear to god I'm

serious me too why am it make more

content as more content damn it

uh well what were you so passionate

about I was China we would let me just

fill you in on secret we were trying to

guess what you were passionate about I

saw your tweet about you needing seven

minutes you just need seven minutes

alone that's it I'm not deal with a

thing that not answered a phone that's

it so I said what the [ __ ] is mom wanna

[ __ ] Yap about just a lot of clown

[ __ ] going on I it's like a war between

like the corn balls and the real [ __ ]

man and in these tall dressed well let

me help you real [ __ ] have lost all

right ten years ago the internet came

out those crazy mall is just getting the

memo that we law

mean it's just I'm sick of it though

sick of it I watched it for a while and

I just sat back and I already say [ __ ]

I'm just sick of it's too much there's

too many corny [ __ ] out here running

around and just they need to be checked

like [ __ ] need to be checked oh damn I

I was about to say way but I mean do we

want to start so aggressively no no

we're gonna go get it today I laid out

with him I have goose bumps now I can't

wait to hear you saying that you hate

when [ __ ] call you and say no we gonna

get into it but we ain't gonna stop all

right all right cool Rory how are you

I'm wonderful how are you I'm well there

was no any blues of anything anywhere

right this weekend no no there was not

we was chilling

oh no you was at oh you had a busy

weekend oh no I was out I was definitely

out I just wasn't at any blue okay oh I

did Meadows Friday so home again okay

which was better his sets are certainly

improving with the new of quite I mean

of course he knows his old hits but with

the new 444 [ __ ] and definitely better

than made in America okay this tour is

gonna be worth a ticket purchase when is

that start the tour it's a good question

oh no they're gonna be October I also

recently saw that there's a cam tour

happening mmm yeah yeah interesting

cam just put up dates I'm gonna try to

make the T next show interesting yeah I

want to see that um there's a lot to

discuss I don't even know where to start

guys the list to see where we can begin

we need to pray for Kevin Hart that's

all I'm gonna say I don't know who do we

want to start with Kevin Hart

oh let's start hip hop on it's not start

with a [ __ ] hip hop or boy you see

what do you want to end with that no

your final joke is the hip hop on it no

I don't want to start with the [ __ ]

hip-hop honors I don't even go up the

hip-hop honors cuz it tailed love and

hip hop and I want to talk about that

too let's talk about the fight mall who

owes who money in this in this bed of

ours you owe me money because you know

that wasn't a split 118 the 110 was

[ __ ] with triple G definitely won

that but it was a phenomenal fight man

that was [ __ ] but I get it Vegas has

to win they just gave him a Greg and

Mayweather all that money a couple weeks

ago they need to rematch I definitely

need the I get it

but come on 118 or 110 is [ __ ]

ridiculous man

who owes who money you just you owe me

money

you know that triple G won that fight I

saw you I saw your tweets I know I know

where you were leaning during the fight

I know how he was feeling you know that

triple G was winning that fight you know

that but it was a split it was I mean

the ref say but you know in your heart

when you woke up this morning looked in

the mirror you know tripping I have no

idea what's in my heart you my man split

we can go to rematch bet it we could

double down on the rematch on my new

question since you want to tap dance

Gregory yawns in a split who owes who

money I'm not asking you about our

opinion on who won the fight and a split

I just want to be perfect lawyer and

have that well you know that triple G

won that fight listen you have two hours

of the brain you saw the fight that's a

matter of opinion

yeah I'm not trying to argue with you

about means I'm just not trying to get I

just want to go on what we you know what

let's put our biases that's a word right

yeah where is it biased

I think bias is plural and singular yeah

I think so too I was in school that day

when they went over there I still can't

do long division yesterday I think I

think bruised right [ __ ] arm you know

our bias aside this was a great fight it

was a great fight this was a really

really really good money real thing

about this looked happy trails a Dale

Adelaide bird getting her to [ __ ] out it

118 to 110 is ridiculous man that was

crazy yeah but that don't mean that

triple G won the fight I got me one that

says this remark I don't know I thought

it was a pretty even if I'm not I'm only

a casual boxing fan I thought it was how

was it an even fight when he went when

triple G landed way more punches but I

had around no matter what may weather

wins every fight thrown osage little

jabs did not he doesn't win on power

punches Floyd Mayweather doesn't knock

anybody out he wins on points just

tapping you that's a point so now when

triple G does it it's a drawer man

triple G was getting his ass kicked I

don't know what fight what she was

getting [ __ ] his ass kick he's just also

was [ __ ] up homeboy

come on man so what he was deaf we're

not getting his ass kicked he wasn't

getting his ass well maybe you didn't

see his face after the fight I don't

know what fighters you see Floyd's face

after the Pacquiao fight his mouth he

had to sip coca-cola through a straw

young Moll I don't know what chick of

yours Floyd [ __ ] it ain't got it out

Lord I'm just saying why we bring up

fluid because because it's okay when it

happens to Floyd people don't talk about

it but when it happened to triple G is

it somebody he lost the fight look at

his face looking Floyd's face after the

Pacquiao fight

I'm just saying Canelo still look club

ready that's all I'm saying oh okay so

what does that mean that means he didn't

lose the fight a lot of Fighters after

they fight Floyd look club ready Floyd

wins the fight none of them ever look

club ready after a void fight who looks

club ready

people look [ __ ] up after May when the

fights come on man you know ready mean

that you know that not a scratch on

every single Floyd fight I look after

the fight and say damn Floyd can go

right to the club right now he look like

that after the pack up I say yeah no he

didn't make a brat he went to the club

he didn't know I'm she was sitting all

the way in California the only [ __ ] -

his whole mouth was swollen you're the

only person that has Pacquiao winning

that fight

I never said Pacquiao won the fight I'm

just saying Floyd Mayweather's mouth was

[ __ ] up he was at them he was at the

press conference after the fight sipping

coke through a straw you might be the

only person I know that even brings her

back you have to okay what does that

mean what does I have to do with this

fight what I'm saying about this fight

you just said triple G got [ __ ] up he

didn't get [ __ ] up I'm saying I wasn't

mad at the split split because

triple G is a knockout artist he didn't

knock him out for the sport of boxing I

wasn't mad at the split at all you do

they need part - especially with where

boxing is right now you could get a

rematch somebody won the rematch didn't

have to be a rematch 180 much more sense

if they're a draw you don't have to be a

draw fat to have a rematch I don't know

what people get that from know I agree

with you but you don't think there's

more money if it's after a draw no

there's a lot more sir there's a lot

more suspense after it you know it's a

lot of questions after this draw because

people know that this was

a draw are you proving my point well

there's a boy Canelo after the fight I

don't know what fight you saw I maybe

the fight was on effect I I don't know I

don't know what fight you saw where were

they born Canelo after when he was

speaking in the ring and without you

right they do boom right they boot boy I

didn't know if they were booing him they

booed him before they know he lost the

fight but he's thought it was a it was

more of a triple G crowd look at the

base when he walked in look at the he's

gonna get booed okay I agree that triple

G one I'm on that then let's take a

second here and so so I can tell you

guys about how I did admire triple G

that [ __ ] goes straight to the fight

it ain't no dancing and dodging around

with him

right he's getting right to the business

right he looked like he was fatigued for

two rounds and then magically he looked

right back to the business there's a

couple shots to it is a well wanna load

a nigga's face is like the thing I would

assume if he could take a punch or two

listen just go look at Teddy Atlas's his

review of the fight he's won no he's one

of the few people in boxing that out

told him I'm not going to breed anybody

who agrees with you so he's bringing

down the whole sport of boxing it's

particular this fight but he was told my

boxing in general and I will cook it and

I was just follow the money trail and a

sports writer a sports writer tweeted a

week before the fight to pay attention

to Adelaide Birds judging he tweeted

that a week before the fight yeah bunch

of judges names came out because top

ranked kid called her out before it's a

little bit they were they were wiling

about something about 30k and enough of

her bank account after some fight or

someone it's been they've been on this

channel a little why mortis they're the

same thing civil just buying everything

that they say about people that stole

$30,000 [ __ ] I love Karen she did steal

it no matter what Karen talked with the

girl she got paid off to judge a fight

that with thing they said about Karen

why was her bank records as public who

care I know y'all talking about

and I was shy there

the judge okay I don't know if they were

saying on ESPN I forgot who it was that

like 30 K just ended up in her

background granted I don't know how they

found a dirty alibi checks her venmo

timeline there's like 30 K sent to you

for judging well first of all it caught

it's gonna cost a bit more for me to

throw the fight

third hey for a boxing match that's a

quartering of [ __ ] half a billion

[ __ ] out of here 30 K yeah yeah no

that's not happening it was the parking

fee I was just a first paint yeah that

was a [ __ ] so after the fight the thing

what's homeboys name [ __ ] uh turtle G

boy that [ __ ] slowest [ __ ] who turtle G

who's that sure bougie why you come

turtle G because he's slow as [ __ ] no

turtles are slow okay what I did

oh that's the name you gave me yes okay

I'm naming him name all I'm not talking

[ __ ] about either those guys [ __ ] you up

did you watch uh triple G bursts Jacobs

and March or whatever month of February

March no he look a lot more spry I don't

know I don't know his how many months he

takes off but Jacobs he was great at

Jacobs is not as good as Canelo but he

was [ __ ] Jacobs up and looked way

quicker triple G's punches land his jabs

land like [ __ ] hooks and he just

didn't have that against Canelo so I

don't know if he's just he just did a

big right hand all night that's all it

was his jet triple G's jabs land much

heavier than before Don this fax

Kellerman over here Kellerman is funny

I'm sorry we're talking about the fight

should we not talk about the fight

shuri argue about time I think it a good

joke or or you try to bring logic to

[ __ ] what you talk about funny I stopped

and then you spoke no fine well what are

we talking about to fight so triple G

right just as I was complimenting him

after the fight on how he goes straight

to the fight

they asked him some [ __ ] because first

of all he didn't answer nothing to asked

him mmm

everything they asked him he just

thought of freestyle she said to where

he was saying the only thing he said in

English was I was just watch I'll let

you fight he said in English Tyson was

great I what it was about

huh Tyson was great for that but it was

actually in English that mother [ __ ]

never answered a question after a fight

yeah homeboy was just going his own rant

he didn't care what the [ __ ] guy said

he was already had what he wanted to say

out punch a Muslim [ __ ] and depressed in

peace to my friends I may eat his

children and I'm out of here

might go [ __ ] you up I'm a Mike Tyson

staying way to clean up way to be

purchased them please so fast all right

so I don't care about the fight anymore

as soon as the rematch happens I'm

purchasing it it'll be a full year I am

buying it immediately they have my money

I think I'm done with purchasing fight

no oh this Teddy Atlas guys boxing they

don't even try to mask it in boxing

though it will try to mask it in America

our presidents Donald Trump yeah but I

don't

I mean away from that I'm just telling

my it's just boxing is just honest I see

why UFC is on the rise though I could

see it that'll be tainted soon I could

see it because it's not already you

can't watch you can't continue to watch

fights and [ __ ] like that happens like

it's because I even seen people on

Thomas and like this is why boxing is

going to [ __ ] because it's like come on

man your mall is like the deep drug

dealer somebody on Twitter say that

you're the ghost of weed I'm not the

ghost of anything like I don't

understand wave about me the ghost I'm

not the ghost man that's funny though

mhm

they said that that's not funny and any

[ __ ] debt where's this is this a

Nordica jacket no this is my Keystone

Island Oh same thing anybody that wears

this and matches it with the yellow in

those Jordans is the drug dealer

yellow the yellow near the [ __ ] knock

it off there's a lot

knock it off mall oh my god what's on

that the dad add color blonde what's

that uh BTS BJ's are close one oh no

Chris gotta gotta go all right uh so

that would that happen to fight happen

what did we get medals man let's just

delve into it man let's just get right

to the shit's man no I thought we were

up to the shit's already no I mean the

[ __ ] you want to start now now the show

start let's get to the [ __ ] all right

now I think I think we got the opening

music - oh wait wait do wanna get

aggressive first oh you want to talk

about Kevin Hart whatever y'all want to

do man I've rather to get out I want to

hear and I wanna hear more friend I'm on

edge of my seat yeah whatever they have

to do with Kevin no I have to do the

clowns right that's clown [ __ ] man

yeah listen man you can't make a bunch

of money right and this is - you know

I'm not gonna try not to put no names

out there

Danny but it's just it's just a lot of

clown [ __ ] [ __ ] going on right you

can't make upwards of 200 million

dollars and be hatin I can't make up

with the two hundred million dollars and

be pillow talkin [ __ ] has to stop

somewhere you just say some [ __ ] that

you don't know you go pillow talk it's

what you pillow talking about those you

can talk with the lady I'm talking about

when you talk about other men right

that's pillow talk you can't do that

laying your head on a pillow with a

woman tears no no you're not talking

about you I'm so when I talk about other

mother men in the bed right you have the

girl already fair you had you in bed oh

and see that's a different context

Houston that's yeah that's I'm not talk

to the lady in pain no it's what you're

talking about

you should not be talking about other

men while you have the lady that you

think she might

be filling this other guy that you're

talking about you can't kick his back

end and don't turn on his name when

you're in bed you got already

you could not but that's corny though

that's corneas foot that's that's

reserved for Corning is it still it's

still will be I don't I I agree with you

yes I know that I'm a weirdo this corny

man [ __ ] got to stop what I'm saying

is I don't know if everybody else is

operating under that thanks sir they

need to be this certain [ __ ] that just

always will forever remain but that's

the problem it's a lot of freestyle like

[ __ ] have lost the guidelines out it's

no out of bounds no more [ __ ] is

playing jail ball and that's actually

how I know they [ __ ] wack [ __ ] cuz

I don't understand how women could sit

there and listen to a man talk about

another man when y'all ask naked laying

him 20,000,000 think that [ __ ] is cool

200 million according my listen to

anything with 200 million good point

first of all I know I'm getting old cuz

Rory just said [ __ ] and I should just

sound like the strongest word ever

that's number one number two just for

the sake of the podcast I'm gonna try to

play devil's advocate well play it I'm

with that right now if I have two

hundred million dollars right which I

don't right I've never had that right so

I just want to be clear in case the

[ __ ] sniper boys didn't think you did

you know it's funny the [ __ ] stick-up

boys ain't even thickened up anymore

what did his thicker boys doing scam

your credit card from there oh I don't

want to meet one of them that's a dual

threat scammer oh man no no smokin a

stick-up scammer alright so anyway we

just um I had a point I was getting two

doubles F oh there was a bit more if I

have two hundred million dollars and you

get one of my women and then I know it

I gotta hate a little bit what do you

hating on you want in life

[ __ ] you guys may not know no no what

you mean no

I'm sharing a girl with you I have 200

million dollars I live in my arrogance I

like all of my girls yeah but no no no

no how this goes though I'm stepping

into

okay and I'm explained of someone and

I'm and I'm breaking it down for your

ball right so tell me you can't do that

I don't there's no you I don't care it's

not even about you just you have to

follow certain guidelines and certain

rules at all there's a man it's just

some things men just cannot do if we

subscribe to that theory which you and I

do right I'm talking about the new every

man shall be subscribed to it every man

you corneas your get about a man with a

girl you shouldn't have another man is

emotional so a [ __ ] about no other due

to a female you shouldn't be especially

when you laying down with then you got

already you should I don't even care so

much don't ever yeah even if you don't

have it okay here all right so let me

introduce this here right in let's just

delve deeper for a second and women stop

laughing at corny [ __ ] jokes just cuz

they got money stop doing that [ __ ] it's

okay to tell a [ __ ] with money he corny

it's okay it's alright mom

it's okay it's what I'm saying no I'm

good tell a [ __ ] he's corny just like

thinking girls are funny until they

Vietnam and it needs to happen you know

he's corny [ __ ] man she does not stop

let's stop giving these corny [ __ ]

life okay but let me ask you a question

I've had to explain Devils ever get how

you know he's not funny man I don't know

I don't know you see here [ __ ] talking

crack jokes and you see a bunch of women

laugh you don't be saying to yourself

that wasn't even that funny come on man

I'm not no hey

and [ __ ] is funny I laugh when it's not

yelling [ __ ] is funny I like I laugh but

when it's not and you see everybody else

laughing you like your wife she kept

nobody ever wrote me this no no no no

they didn't rose in but what happened

was somebody said somethin she laughed

no it's just that I saw her laughing

Walmart back watching ship for a while

and it's like yo it's really no more God

[ __ ] is ow hey just freestylin doing

whatever they want to backtrack on that

point here's where you and I can relate

show you out of this we always had to

really be funny or really do something

dope for women to notice us ballplayers

had money they was tall they could just

do whatever and women are going to go

they're rappers included in it we

actually had to be funny have great

personalities and do dope [ __ ] for those

type of women to notice us so naturally

we may be a bit salty

nobody million-dollar guy walk no no no

no say why did the chicken cross the

road in every [ __ ] in the nose laughter

no hit you got me wrong I'm not see it's

not even about the money it's just y'all

had to be funny it's not even about my

thing is it's like chicks just be given

a pass to [ __ ] cuz they got money I

mean that's the way the world works

doing for somebody in every ass for T on

the world that's corny dough it's okay

to talk with money day yo fam you're

corny I [ __ ] with you but you will corn

you naked

alright you also work at the type of

women that you are talking about I'm

gonna play devil's advocate again the

woman in here mask them hustling yeah if

you laughing at two hundred million

dollar homeboy really fun hey let me

tell you something something I came all

as a gentleman I am NOT this is what you

a lot of you athlete [ __ ] do and I'm

gonna say that here cuz a lot of you

athlete [ __ ] listening to this podcast

y'all tell me when I see y'all so that

that is my next point we want lost if

you're listening I don't want it enough

I know I'm not never going to no [ __ ]

game no way I'm being my living room I

don't want any tickets from you guys but

give them the rori leave them at will

call now

now mall plus one plus one plus isn't

that locker room culture what laughing

at a corny joke knit no no no no [ __ ]

kickin [ __ ] back then yeah

but that's what I'm saying that's why

I'm addressing it because it needs to be

a Christmas long it's gone without

people somebody saying somebody and it's

like now it's almost like the norm and

that [ __ ] is not cool stop talking about

other men to females stop doing it she

if she going you got it you got it

if that's how you got a draw woman's

attention fam you got to go back to the

drawing board you got to come up with

another I tell [ __ ] all the time hey I

let whoever you wanna highlight that

that know me just don't use my name to

do it don't use my name don't you should

never even be swear that was when I was

in I don't know if I want the type of

chicks that that works on you know like

it's not I don't I don't want any of

these girl I'm just saying like you sit

back and you see [ __ ] and it's like no

y'all know y'all want to [ __ ] a few one

in the [ __ ] them and warning them is two

different you know that's I don't want

any of them now what I [ __ ] oh of course

they attractive women but when I'm

separates men and women a lot of days we

could want something important we can

like something and not want it right

that separates men oh I see where both

of y'all are about to head and let me

just tell y'all y'all opening Pandora's

box

well that's what needs a hand y'all need

to open Pandora's box it needs to be

spoken about I'm sorry it's too much

clown [ __ ] going on out here

[ __ ] think cuz they got money they

give its past as a veil oh man money

don't make you a real [ __ ] and that's

what that's what inherited is [ __ ] up

that don't make you really dumb wait are

you real but real is now some of the

realest [ __ ] I know all broke but you

know what they got a lot of loyalty

honor ethics it's a lot of clowns do you

name it a bunch of [ __ ] that don't look

good or sound good names to gram capture

[ __ ] Instagram I don't live outside of

an telling you look at the world when

you don't got morals you can make some

money I agree with you let me know very

clever know you'll agree well I know but

we'd be kickin it yeah honestly I'm with

you on all this

I'm just I just got to get it out there

I just got to put it in the universe

won't say unfortunately in and listen I

I make these jokes but a lot of these

jokes I get from you these traits these

characteristics that you speak of they

are not attractive on Instagram so it's

not what's attracting the women that's

the problem though that's the problem we

got to stop living for Instagram what

don't even want to hang out with you my

[ __ ] if the picture won't be good

that's oh that's right it's not a photo

op she ain't coming through she's not

coming through the Hangout if it's not a

photo op who won't beat it Lady Luck

going I'm sorry if y'all thought that

because Kevin Hart cheated we was siding

with y'all we're not now we all still

still men's rights [ __ ]

but this is the perfect segue to talk

about this so let's not let's not delve

right into it let's deal with her for a

little bit is she leaving never well

okay let me take about not never but not

for this elaborate Kevin Hart cheated

air quotes all right he cheated mm-hmm I

don't think she'll leave because it's

like okay you cheated you're a man you

had a man moment as he [ __ ] up yes

is she gonna leave though no because

part of being married is working through

problems they're married right yes honey

% yes it's working through problems and

working through you know you take your

vows it said you know it's through thick

and thin well those vows in that

absolute she could make that case why

you're absolutely right but do I think

she will leave no I think this is what I

think and granted if there are any woman

listening let me let me qualify all of

this with this is a ring of Rome of five

men yeah so let me just say that but

what I will say is I think that a lot of

a lot more woman would tolerate cheating

then even they would like to admit it's

when it's it comes with the egg on the

face that

it makes things a bit more complicated I

think women are much more scared of the

fact of being embarrassed in public than

the actual act of cheating though when

we just don't one way in battle alone

and it R up my point to make the same

point differently egg on the face is

yeah yeah variares man yeah I don't

think that I just want to be embarrassed

okay but I saw a guy raised this point

right and he was joking but I thought it

was a profound point and the women are

gonna kill me for this but I just AM

opening dialogue the guys that or no

girl wants to be embarrassed but it's

never the guy telling everybody

everything right it's a fact it's a fact

and no no you know why that is because a

certain certain little that was genius

when I read it I was like you know what

damn it please write it and Here I am

gonna speak for women yeah so I think

when women do that they're trying to

clean up the little bit that has come

out to make them look better I think

it's a rush to try to look better

through the embarrassment it backfires

99% of the time but I think when they do

that they're trying to clean up what

everyone is assuming like that low heat

cheetah comes out let me go on a whole

rant on what happened to try to clean up

my ego and then let's end it okay so now

that I got that out and then let's just

be all the way real Kevin Hart is rich

they're one of the biggest stars in

Hollywood right now he wealthy do you

think that his wife is gonna leave that

because of some cheating and he wasn't

even like out and open it was a woman

trying to get money and extort him and

put the video out like so he wasn't

being messy

he wasn't like out in the open and no we

mean no more let's save that okay but

boy was he being messy and the tape was

released yeah but it was released

because he was trying to be extorted and

once they found out the money wasn't

coming oh no oh you're saying you're

saying you like the way that he cheated

if not for the tape getting leaked he

would have been cool he would have been

alright you think this is the first time

Kevin Hart has cheated that's another

point how do we know that he ain't been

caught before behind the scenes

this could be the status might have an

agreement that's my point don't think I

don't think they have an agreement oh I

don't think woman agreed for this they

they don't sign up for this my men know

that no no no they do but women know

that side chicks exist women speak about

side [ __ ] every single okay that was

the moment that someone just brought the

box in here they think about they think

woman's eye open you know side chicks

exist they know that I've seen married

women talk about yeah you were just a

side [ __ ] yo this is the problem Kevin

Hart [ __ ] is getting all of us in

trouble is just like yo listen you just

gotta address was if people just be real

9 your lives just be real [ __ ] the Kevin

Hart's are definitely spiced my sex life

ugh this is real man no it's no side

chicks exist they know there's like

trying to race out there is rich small

women no women do no side chicks exist

and I hear I am gonna speak for women

and I hate to do that so one I apologize

listen women no side chicks exist women

don't know that side chicks exist

pertaining to them well they need to be

real with themselves that's all see when

[ __ ] [ __ ] up at is what you starts

treating your side like you mean that's

when [ __ ] get the gas the real [ __ ]

up oh man I didn't even know we were

married stop treating the side like the

main stop stop giving them decide power

would she feel like she could even talk

and walk like she the main play your

part I'm gonna do it again more

devil's advocate why

but you mean watch because you know is I

make it's like to do this I decide don't

know that Kevin Hart is married with a

kid on the way she don't know that they

let the female don't know that of course

she knows

alright this so Dean you signed up for

this [ __ ] play your part well Instagram

changed that whole [ __ ] cuz there never

was there never was well you're probably

like more about the snuff me no I have

to say real [ __ ] play hard the whole

point of a side chick was just to be

[ __ ] the celebrity or the rich dude

but now you have Instagram where you can

benefit even more financially office so

they [ __ ] you to expose you know I

think I think Trey could give me 20

minutes these these clowns y'all [ __ ]

what happened was necessary and stupid

enough funny clown [ __ ] gave these

these decide chicks a platform see and

I'm saying this this is how Malcolm X

said the roosters coming home to roost

this is what this is you [ __ ] gave

these sides gave these side chicks

you [ __ ] gave these side chicks power

and you gave them a platform to where

they feel like they can start extorting

[ __ ] now wrong well from you know

[ __ ] that extort [ __ ] as gangsters

gangstas extort [ __ ] chispa's on cheek

starting o [ __ ] when the [ __ ] this

start when did this happen

Oh ladies wait for me when these clown

[ __ ] k these side chicks a platform

that's when it started when you excite

when you clown [ __ ] gave these side

chicks and power when you empowered them

where they feel like they can be

celebrities and have platforms and they

can start all these businesses or for

being a side chick that ain't that a

real [ __ ] I don't know if only clown

[ __ ] contributed the clown [ __ ]

ain't no real negative power with no

side chick ain't no real [ __ ] gonna

give no side chick no power

you know you aside my wife is at home my

queen is at the castle

don't ever don't even speak to my wife

when you see her [ __ ] you crazy to my

side what we do we do on the side you

will never be seen with me you will

never extort me for no money okay

in 2017 how do you stop that when every

girl has an Instagram account and a

phone in her pocket that could film and

record everything you got to be a real

[ __ ] cuz I know real [ __ ] that's

moving out here and y'all shorty you

know ain't no I don't play that phone

game I don't play that these chicks are

sneaky you can't be you can't outlook a

kind of a can oil my [ __ ] put that

phone down you know how we play

it's [ __ ] already had today house

shorty had a phone in the car leave all

that on the corner

for Kevin Hart you said what she had the

phone in the corner of the room American

he was caught slippin he was drunk

I'm not in the room and how do you stop

it in 2007 any attention - no no you can

you can stop it you know what this is

what well what do you mean you can't we

we're responsible for our own actions

and our own behavior we have to hold up

say once you've answered the side-chick

anything you know what's the wack line

if they say the safest sex is no sex yes

no I know the only way to stop it it's

not like we not to do it I hate to be

that guy

no you're getting put more towards my

point when I said that if you want to do

that now how on earth do you do it every

girl has a phone every girl has an

Instagram account every girl has a

motive as mole as saying higher even if

you corny or not it's it's NDA's and

[ __ ] I don't know how far you take it

but listen and just just so you know the

law I took the phone from a woman that I

bought and paid for every single month

and got charged as a crime before it

mattered none so I mean you don't even

got rights really yeah because if

somebody just pull out the phone and

start taping you you know how many times

centers had to stop me from just going

to beat up a fan right you shouldn't be

an offense bruh I disagree I disagree

with I mean legally you probably should

I disagree with you if I'm in if I'm in

somewhere with my pregnant [ __ ] I'm

just talking just wife-to-be and you are

following me with your phone now I come

from the era where that's the jack move

right I'm paranoid so if you're

following me for five blocks and now

you're only antagonizing me because I'm

famous and I can't beat you up guess

what I don't subscribe to that I'm

coming to beat you up

mmm back to more or less what I can

relate but sin is my [ __ ] is my

[ __ ] everything so she stops me and

in her crazy-ass sense listen the

solution is I have to beat them up

no you're pregnant then you sit down and

relax it in the car and lock the doors

that's my baby in there man my baby is

making sense somebody totally different

but back to the

Amahl it's an epidemic mall we've known

this you have documented this on my

[ __ ] YouTube channel for over five

years now I don't know why you found

shock now no it's just it's just it's

out of hand oh but but [ __ ] got it we

got it we got to put this [ __ ] back in

in order the house restore restore some

order now what you mean by by Nipponese

she's like getting rid of this [ __ ] man

remove these clown [ __ ] start seeing

these [ __ ] power would stop giving me

stop clicking on this dumb [ __ ] all this

clown she don't want to stop giving this

[ __ ] power and stop feeding into this

[ __ ] I wish you all that stop doing that

[ __ ]

Eva talker hey yeah you just stop little

talking he broke up it was all good I

mean there's a few [ __ ] corny let's

not even that [ __ ] power

that's the Penniman [ __ ] got too much

[ __ ] [ __ ] post [ __ ] in the inning

get a couple like [ __ ] is online

acting like women that [ __ ] ain't for

you but you can put on wigs on majority

of the people that live and die off the

internet and sit in those comments and

are doing all that [ __ ] or the corn

balls they finally have a voice now

there's a majority there's more than

majority of them online than there are

of us so it's just nice to have real

[ __ ] you know what it is it's like

real [ __ ] such as myself we just do

away with it like man we don't try to

but I can't ignore it no more I do my

best ignore this stupid [ __ ] man then I

can't I can't ignore them on the

Internet less is more money outside so

live outside don't live on they tell you

how this goes the second that you say

something about it you're just bitter an

ATAR that's cool and you're hating I'm

cool that's cool I'll take that but

[ __ ] [ __ ] that know me know I ain't

betting on and I'm not hating I've never

had it on nobody the same thing I say

you know I'm saying but it's just like

you know we got to stop giving this

clown corny [ __ ] light man like stop

this [ __ ] is not these combo [ __ ] I

don't give a [ __ ] how much money you got

I don't care how many cars you joke if

you were clown of your call boy you were

clown in the club oh honey let me tell

you let me tell you what's funny and I

don't know how much more rent yeah but

done this is what's good cobbler just in

that just listening to his rent I

guarantee you I know who he's talking

about you know what I don't I

know who you talking about totem mud

yeah but nah man she just clown [ __ ]

[ __ ] man oh but that leads to my next to

my point that I was gonna make about keV

this is my theory

pray for Kevin Hart i 100% think that

keV was willing to pay for her to be

quiet yeah but I think that once she saw

that she doubled up on that [ __ ] know

i'mma tell you she start at 10 oh I'm

gonna tell you what it was keV had a

real [ __ ] moment he said yo I'm not

paying I'm not being extorted but i'ma

go to my wife baby look I cheated I did

some clown [ __ ] whatever you know I'm

saying it hurt me to tell you this I

cheated but now we had a situation she's

trying to extort me ain't no chicken

starting me listen that's not happening

okay no I'm not condoning the cheating

but I'll condone the move of just

fessing up to your wife not paying abuse

[ __ ] I'm using the word [ __ ] on

purpose

you put ten dollars and same [ __ ] over

pocket well I haven't this is my second

time yeah but now you know and I've said

it about a [ __ ] when I use the word

[ __ ] I mean I'm not saying I said women

chicks and [ __ ] into specific either

right as well you would that all right

as long as we got that clear there's a

lot of [ __ ] [ __ ] out here I was

making a point but I forgot it what were

y'all just talking about oh definitely

start there yeah no no no no all right

so let me tell y'all some ladies ladies

hypothetically speaking putting myself

in Kevin's shoes if ever I'm out me

Chris parks mall

Rory just having a blast Saturday night

even and I pick up my phone and it's a

woman's voice saying Joe I need five

million dollars before I'm telling you

wipe up dr. evil everything no but when

women call with demands of money that's

the voice I hear

I'm gonna put her on hold and I'm

calling Simmons we gonna three-way i'ma

text her sins number that's what I'm

sowwy gonna have a nice big funniest

conversation ever what made her think

money was coming from that but keV

please

keV plays like that so when you play

like that I definitely think she doubled

up on him I think she was surprised I

think more than double I think she

started at three and got to ten and

that's when he said nah man [ __ ] man

nobody knows she was around five I think

she was around with five million so but

that's also like that's like we're Tiger

Woods [ __ ] up when those type of

situations happen talk to your wife not

to the side [ __ ] she's the enemy at

this point sorry we should be pleasing

what your wife wants and y'all keep name

and a lot of [ __ ] with mad [ __ ] ups

Tiger Woods

Kevin Hart these are [ __ ] that should

write the manual on how to not cheat

where did I [ __ ] up actually so we

didn't even play the clip so let's start

with the clip because there's so much

wrong with only the clip uh let's

definitely realize that clip

I couldn't even it's gotta suck to be

famous that you gotta explain yourself

to Instagram um oh my god I gotta

explain well Kevin's a public figure so

he can uh no no I'm saying this is crazy

all right I'm sad

first of all let's start with the UM I'm

gonna pause it I'm pausing this video

and sorry listenership if I'm gonna milk

this but I'm pausing this every time he

says something that I think is wrong now

family you gonna off the RIP floret with

us you cutting your teeth and an almost

you couldn't hit play after the UM you

know why because he's fed up that's

that's a sign of a [ __ ] that's fed up

he had enough of this [ __ ] he oh no no

no he definitely didn't know he doesn't

know where is she before this [ __ ]

became public he was going back and

forth for old girl back and forth why it

just finally got to this point through

some he'd done now I gotta explain

myself tonight I cheated all right time

out a lot of people were saying well if

he spoke to his wife already why does he

need to publicly apologize in because a

public figure he and the same way Tiger

Woods had that extremely like polish

fans own it to my career and what I've

built Kevin being I don't think Kevin

know that he owes his fans are the

reason he is who he is

okay so you have to you have to address

it you have to get it out the way be I

don't take Kevin Hart Hollywood so he

has to clean this up to [ __ ] TMZ do

the rest of Hollywood are you talking

about he should have crack some jokes oh

I have a case not he's not gonna do that

he's not a comedian he's a [ __ ] actor

at this point he got to clean himself up

so how I have a question so how did he

cleaning up when he cheated on his last

wife no one cared cuz he wasn't as big

as a doctor come on people cared as much

they did this much when you know that's

what evolution is time is past not as

much but yeah answer he was still a

guest he was still big and he was still

an actor he was not that big not not

even remotely close dealing some man

I'm saying all of the things you're

saying exist today

existed then not to this magnitude but

they existed so you're saying so you're

proving my point do you have to clean it

up now yes or do you not have to clean

it up because he did it before and he

didn't clean anything else he did he

went on stage and made jokes and now his

ex-wife is doing interviews talking

about how those jokes affected and hurt

her so I mean if y'all y'all what are

y'all talking about damage control yes

right now damage control everybody's PR

she's probably [ __ ] PR that's what

I'm saying it was he needs to at this

point his career he's gotta guys I got

something coming he's got a book coming

or some [ __ ] do you all agree with the

people there as much as 444 was an

amazing album it was still damage

control no it wasn't that wasn't damage

control at all it's great music some

damage control set up which are [ __ ]

hot take listen oh damn it was not

saying well he's not just saying him

having to do this with his laughs oh oh

y'all y'all agreeing with the people

that say that his whole hurricane Irma

know that we all that was okay you guys

let me ask y'all why not

because that's not the Kevin comes from

Philadelphia comes from from the best

lies have the truth no no no I do know

that he's like that really he is like

that that's why I'm rolling not what I'm

saying yeah this isn't what his

character is not in question he is like

that really however if he knew that this

existed pre Emma hmm I'm not mad at him

strategically yeah but he didn't think

like that at him strategically thinking

to himself yeah do I get ahead of but

that's the same as smart but at the same

time no one heard him cheat on his wife

and said okay he could get that [ __ ]

because he really helped out with the

hurricane victims like it doesn't really

correlate to me and he's done so much

federal work there's learning for him

like all right he can get that one [ __ ]

off just because he helped out the

hurricane victims list I don't think

those two things worked out the same way

all right I have a rule ladies that are

listening this is gonna be bad

but I do have a rule that I feel like

would help if all of you guys just would

subscribe to this psychology if you guys

would be agreeable for every five years

you should get up your husband should

get a pass and for every I don't know

what the dollar amount would be but

there should be a dollar amount that at

every five million ten million whatever

y'all decide your husband should get

along a loop a little bathroom pass well

go out a little fun wait who gets a pass

judgment okay and every ten million

dollars you should give your husband a

pass does you get perks for your husband

receiving those type of finances

does she get up whatever gets that money

she's never had a pass just seeing where

the story is going she get five million

dollars way that double standard can't

exist yes she gets a pass it her [ __ ]

your imaginary girlfriend it don't exist

no but here's what doesn't work because

a man will [ __ ] a broke chick that look

good typically a woman's not gonna [ __ ]

ugly do it if you don't got money so

that's where that whole double standard

has to come in let me get back to this

clip which I think says worse about

Mendon I'm at a place in my life in the

fam I met up at a place in my life that

should be more loose males wait I'm at a

place in my life how Kevin Hart is too

much of a comedic genius to not know

that you cannot say I'm at a space in a

place in my life and we say that it was

downhill at um he's at a place though

all right well let's hear some more

about the place I had disagree with

everything that has happened before I

think that he is smarter than this but

hey I feel like I have a target on

yeah he has a target or neither way wait

you're not pulling the victim part card

after before you even said after you put

it on your pregnant wife on her birthday

weekend the target on my back [ __ ] was

crazy way you started with victims Kevin

Hart playing the victim

sonic star you can't start with victim

mall you can't start oh that's what you

can't start with armies or suck at his

team organs or I'm at a place in my life

yeah or I'm a victim I got a target on

me talking was bad you didn't know you

had a target on you after [ __ ] what

what was the name of those ate him in

the rock movies what did twins - twins -

it wasn't no it was never twins - no

nothing was it wasn't definitely that's

all about them Molly with the twins - it

wasn't with Kevin Hart this is like

Kevin Hart saying I got raped I

shouldn't award that outfit by saying I

have a target on my back

after you just cheated and got caught

cheating listen Kevin I'm gonna defend

women a little bit your forefoot - you

should be aware of everything on your

back why do you have something on your

back neck for surprise still all right

and because of that I should make smart

decisions yes Kevin Hart you should hey

keV a lot my [ __ ]

I hate to be him yeah but the jokes got

to fly dogs especially when your

comedian and you said laugh at your pain

and dammit that's what we're gonna do

mm-hm accent oh my [ __ ] jungle

[ __ ] luck but yeah a lot of his

special titles explain this so let me

explain laugh at my pain he was setting

up for this [ __ ]

a [ __ ] been [ __ ] these oh this is

serious this is seriously funny they

been [ __ ] these oh sure he got a had

better taste in holes it was trash no

this one wasn't not on us was it

she was a trash wait wait wait wait wait

which one are y'all talking about down

like y'all talk about the lows

singer-songwriter from Miami

whatever one this van was mistaken

identity

that was not one of the women in the

room okay there was a girl that's not

her okay yeah angles in the [ __ ]

light if you talk about the quality the

women it was it was trash I'm sorry I'm

sorry

yeah you got too much money you have too

much money you have too much money you

know what happens though it's tasty

that's another reason that [ __ ]

moving air lay all these [ __ ] get to

LA and just love to light the wackest

they go crazy with the sixes which is

even crazier because there's pretty

women in LA right and they still go

after that

bottoms here and they just pass them

around and then they expose my Instagram

and now we're here seventy six seven six

sixes and when your wife is as pretty as

his wife is you can't be smashing like

waxes so now all right let's get back to

the clip and recently I did you know we

got another home if you're harming again

perfect I'm not gonna sit up here and

say you know I'm not perfect okay you

know I'm not perfect I'm not gonna sit

appearing yeah come on II tried to tell

him fam I'm not perfect when was he

perfect he was perfect I want to know

who did Kevin Hart's Bank first of all

perfect

I focused bank watching spank tweet

through it was even funnier than Kevin

Hart having to put out Bank you can't

just tweet like [ __ ] normal when you're

man under pressure

you got to avoid the time - did y'all

have to [ __ ] out of here you tryin to

hang out with us your name would come on

spank David I am or claim to be in any

way shape or form that's just extra

talking this is what I never claimed to

be perfect in any way shape form a

fashion that's just extra words and I

made a bad error in judgment and put

myself in an environment where only bad

things can happen and this is where I

disagree I think he was gonna great

environment he was in a hotel room great

things get two [ __ ] escorts bunch of

money he was drunk

what was bad about the environment they

were escorts I don't know put in my RS

course I feel like debarred well if they

were asking for money they you can't

automatically become as an escort Union

that's what you think

if there's a score you know I'm sure I

know the president president Hutton I

have clear my image so [ __ ] your heyday

and you said on Instagram know that I'm

gonna hurt the people closest to me so

if you know how you're gonna hurt them

am I the only one that absorbed this

this way if you know you're gonna hurt

them Kevin I don't think this helped at

all go I've talked to and apologized to

being my wife and my kids and I just you

know it's a shitty moment no we don't

know you well you know you're wrong and

there's no excuses for havior yeah at

the end of the day man oh wait a minute

hate at the end of the day I love trash

you got to be a master user of at the

end of the day for it to be acceptable

you ever pass the essay that you ended

with at the end of the day because

that's my thing clusion

of that a bad SAT essay not to me to me

at the end of the day is either somebody

stupid or wrong that's my experience

with anybody who has ever said yo at the

end of the day it was either really

stupid or really wrong I've never heard

of anybody just casually explained their

weekend plans with at the end of the day

so boom just simply gotta do better no

[ __ ] he owe it to bloom in no [ __ ] Kevin

I'm not gonna also allow a person to to

have financial gain off of my mistakes

and in this particular situation no no

that was the move we got to put it on

her for trying to gain from this bad

situation you missed that point we're

ending with it being hurtful and all for

me

now let's talk about the girl I'm the

victim again yes rain off of my mistakes

and in this particular situation we're

not gonna also allow a person to I'm not

gonna lie

allow them to do that I'm sorry ah watch

off this girl is trying to dump me I am

still living in very crazy wait does she

know I am I am still arrogant I will not

allow this I'm wrong in every way I

could be wrong let me tell you what I

will not allow day has ended and she's

still trying to get money the nerve

I made you gain off of my mistakes and

in this particular situation that's what

was attempted that's what should be

attempted mistakes as you should sorry

keV

I don't have nothing would you guys like

me to tell y'all all of the wrong

missteps and miscalculations that are

here I mean just honest Instagram I

would love it I would love to hear how

your brain does sex this okay Kevin Hart

has done have every listen I'm not a

cheater I don't know much about this so

pardon me if I'm just talking out of my

ass hey baby I love you and I can't wait

to see you later now spoken like a true

cheater

listen [ __ ] homeboy right my point

Maul is I think the Kevin Hart is funny

I think the Kevin Hart is cool Kevin

Hart is a great guy I don't even think

that this should be an indictment know

who he is as a person I still think that

he's a great guy right but boy you can't

get any dumber or arrogance her in

cheating I think that every possible

thing that men know to avoid he didn't

yeah I think that every everything that

could possibly go wrong and cheat ville

did everything about what was his plan

that's what I'm what was the plan you

asked me if I think that he's cheated

before

yes I think it's you before yes I think

he si chicks yes I think that she maybe

it's caught him a few times but that

don't change it he should know better

than some of these things no you're

[ __ ] wife's birthday weekend mall

yeah that was great every

[ __ ] with a brain knows if there's one

weekend you can't cheat god damn it it's

a birthday weekend I might be a little

that over Valentine's Day yes over

Christmas over New Year's are over

Easter go to church with a girl one

Easter be with a side chick by nighttime

in the same suit 100% and tell the side

chief to wear a Louise day all get

dressed go to [ __ ] papacito's and [ __ ]

you love papacito boy mr. wade aikmen

spots do be lit on Easter a garden told

me Ron is there now a lot of Catholics

up there um back to this dough back to

this dough your birthday weekend no

mm-hmm I agree and let me tell you

what's funny on some snapchat his wife

was with him in Vegas during the weekend

and since sin thought that was weird but

they were out in it like a spot like a

club and sin being pregnant couldn't

understand how she was eight months

pregnant and in Vegas at a club when she

could pop any second I paid it

absolutely no mind but looking back now

and in hindsight I think that she had

some she had some suspicions wait Kevin

Hartz wife was at a club she was with

him in Vegas like uh have many weeks ago

this was uh it was on snapchat and she's

eight months pregnant but they weren't

in a club I don't know where it was but

it was somewhere rillettes pregnant

women in the clothes I mean I guess the

Kevin Hart has his wife with him I mean

I guess it's a don't think I don't yeah

but the the point the point was that it

looked it was a lot it looked to be a

lot for somebody pregnant banana to look

back on it she's a woman

I'm 100% think that she had some

suspicions mm-hmm

[ __ ] all that I'm here for the jokes so

let me see here before I go any deeper

year into

Kevin Hart dive I really just wanted to

get into this voice know some more right

voice no I mean the [ __ ] apology okay

um I'm at a place in my life where I

feel like I have a target on my back and

because of that I should make smart

decisions then recently I did you know

you know I'm not perfect I'm not gonna

sit up here and say that hammer or claim

to be in the ocean and I made a bad

error in judgment and put myself in an

environment where only bad things can

happen and they did and in the net I

know that I'm gonna hurt the people

closest to me I've talked to and

apologized to being my wife and my kids

and I just you know it's a shitty moment

it's a shitty moment with you and you

know you're wrong and there's no excuses

for you're wrong at the end of the day

man I just simply got to do better but

I'm not gonna also allow a person to to

have financial gain off of my mistakes

and in this particular situation that's

what was attempted I said I'd rather

fess up to my mistakes I got 90

different pressures to put by Kevin Hart

and this [ __ ] is 100% labeled Kevin Hart

single in my iTunes this was his role in

the name of the album do you think this

will become a bit oh yeah 100%

I think it's 100% become a bit this has

to become a bit um I'm at a place in my

life where I feel like I have a target

on my back and because of that I should

make smart decisions

and recently I thought you know I'm not

perfect I'm not gonna step in and save

that hammer or claim to be in any way

shape form and I made a bad error in

judgment or myself in an environment

broke okay only bad things could happen

and they did and in doing that I know

that I'm gonna hurt the people closest

to me who I've talked to and apologized

to be my wife and my kids I just know a

shitty moment hurts you you know you all

and there's no excuse at the end of the

day man I just simply gotta do better

they could all be I'm not gonna also

allow a person to to have financial gain

off of my mistakes in this particular

situation a [ __ ] was trying to make

this boy who's attempted I said I'd

rather festive free yourself I'm at a

place in my life I'm at a place in my

life where I feel like I have a target

on my back

um at home it's crazy I'm at a place in

my life where I feel like I have a

target on my back

and because of that I should make smart

decisions you know I'm not perfect only

bad things can happen

and in doing that I know that I'm gonna

hurt the people closest to me

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and I just miss it's a shitty moment

when you know you're long [ __ ] and

there's no excuses for your wrong

behavior at the end of the day man you

just simply got to do bad

but I'm not gonna also allow a person to

to have finally to gain off of my

mistakes in this particular situation

that's what was attempted I said um I'm

a place in my life where I feel like I

have the title I don't care I should

make Smosh we play both hands and then

what save that hammer or claim to be an

innovation perform and I made a bad

error in judgment for myself in the

environment my only bad things can

happen and they did and in doing that I

know that I'm gonna hurt the people

closest to me who I've talked to and

apologized to leave my wife and my kids

and I just you know it's a shitty moment

it's a shitty moment honey but you know

you're wrong and there's no excuses for

your wrong behavior at the end of the

day man I just simply got to do better

but I'm not gonna also allow a person to

to have financial gain off of my

mistakes right in this particular

situation that's what was attempted I

said I'd rather fess up to my mistakes

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talk to me this was part of a manís

rollout le bodies is roll out by the way

Imani project out right now September 18

and it came out September eighteenth see

what he did there I'm gonna play the

song later

Oh No

I'm gonna get back to that uh birthday

weekend no you shouldn't cheat then

pregnancy sorry bad time is she that's a

nine month vacation for you to like you

can't smoke and drink you can't cheat

hmm do not just say to somebody that's a

nightmare of a headline yeah yeah I told

sin I want to see the person that makes

me accept that headline anyway when

you're pregnant no sorry

that's a bad time to do it when you're

about to deliver and she's about to pop

so me out tonight she's delivering

probably I guess yes so now she's at the

doctor you got to be a different type of

hand I don't even care if she's your

baby mother okay I don't even talk to

her boy that's Curtis tonight she's

delivering is insane yeah that's nuts

man

but but listen so now and they that now

this clips out this clips out she's at

the doctor in paparazzi is there's

another reason I'm not going LA cuz who

was selling TMZ who is it that works at

the doctor's office that is selling TMZ

the time that she's going to be there so

now I'm coming to the doctor to try to

check on my [ __ ] kid inside of me and

you're gonna just sit at the doctor's

off that that's the amount of couthe you

have see I would kill one of them [ __ ]

yeah I would kill one of you wouldn't be

wrong either don't play with me like

that yeah you would be wrong hey honey

where's Kevin huh hey how do you feel

about I'm cheating yeah I know

please go and play Glenn play everything

was wrong about it I just want to know

what the rock thinks [ __ ] that what is

Tyrese tink

I'm waiting for his moment I retire he's

nobody we got ja Rule on the phone see

my jaws no it's exotic on this tragic

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poor job did you all say we are ranked

John I don't think so yeah yeah he was I

he was academically well stole my all

these albums listen how does he fix it

he makes a bit about it that we all

laugh at he is gonna make it next and

I've got to be a classic yeah this is

part of the rollout of his do you think

he can come out of this even this is his

lemonade lost for 44 alright Sam I

tweeted that uh this is five 44:54

whatever the [ __ ] time is but it was

pretty funny um what else is there to

talk about with him we can't we said

well y'all said y'all don't think the

wife is leaving so we got today no no we

got to him easily being the worst

cheater in the universe

speaking of the universe there's been

worse but he's definitely up there he's

pretty high Tiger would still take the

cake for having all on white girls leave

voice voicemails no top taxes the worst

Tigers the worst for going on their

voicemails and saying hey this is Tiger

yeah Tiger and who leave their name on a

right now Tiger Woods I'm a golf player

we had sex this is my address work and

his number I'm asking you to not tell my

wife I cheated like he was wiling on

that yeah he is one of the worst

cheaters on I'm rolling I'm rolling

Kevin Hart

I forgot my point I was making cuz we

started making jokes again I think we

were wrapping up keV I don't know if

there was much less think kept himself

up you know so that was the other thing

more the [ __ ] gets out to bed he walks

around and watch the video yeah I saw

the video he get

of course I didn't see the video we know

more we know you didn't see anything but

he gets out the bed right he does the

naked walk around the room that all of

us do as men but we just finished body

and some [ __ ] it's purely for you're not

doing this you're just walking around

yeah yeah you see me walking laying in

the bed word yeah 100% but so he did

that right

and then shorty got a FaceTime call and

then he took the phone and started

talking to the person on the FaceTime

call which was a woman he started saying

things like hey how was your trip

oh you're so he knows her friends this

is his joint yeah this is his joint yeah

sure why the hell would up he'd even go

wash his dick in the sink not yet well

he was definitely on his way to showers

oh but that's not the point

not only are you cheating on your

pregnant wife on her birthday weekend

you kick in with you decide [ __ ]

friends you're now friends with our

friends oh yes your wife finds out that

you are friends with her friends that's

when women pull out all that extra [ __ ]

to make you feel guilty about you know

what it's not even so that's the sex mmm

you can fight with that [ __ ] like your

main that's what they say that [ __ ] is

crazy or is it gentleman like no you

can't be a gentleman while you cheatin a

pregnant wife there's no time to be a

gentleman what you feeding I'm sorry

okay what yes [ __ ] get out all right

more doesn't hypothetical in that room

this show you're not realistic that's

not even true to me after you [ __ ] get

out I just made 90 million last year

that's that's what I'm saying

yeah no boy no I'm a saying lawmakers

got the game for regular [ __ ] not even

if I have a hundred million dollars for

the ask for say [ __ ] hit the fan and I

have to be nice to her so she don't

snitch what's gonna I can't be like get

the [ __ ] she ready to speak like Oh

about whether you would show him or not

obviously Kevin's a giant so you should

treat her like [ __ ] so she run to your

girl treat her like a side you know what

this is we're having

now even I'm talking about when that's

over and she said about to snitch that's

not really you're not gonna be nice to

her to try to talk her out of this [ __ ]

more than chicken in this house is the

most powerful person in your religion no

she's not see that's the that's the

problem that mentality no she is not you

know she's not how not because he's not

I'm the most powerful person to my

relationship no no okay all right you

keep thinking it

no I'm psychic has no power without me

no c'mon mom that's not I'm saying I

agree with you but in the scenario we're

talking about you have inserted yourself

there that's why there's a fire lit

literally and figures in have more power

than Kevin if you want her to keep a

secret no it's not about that that's the

problem that's the impression it's even

Jesus even thinking that Assad chick has

the powers that mentality is crazy to me

it's slayin have the psychic has no

power without the male without the dude

that she's [ __ ] she already [ __ ] with

the power happens when you start getting

cool with her friends being on FaceTime

spinning all this being a gentleman this

gentleman [ __ ] that y'all speak up

that's where the problem comes in it

that's not true keep her in her place

your friends once were past that problem

you can't say [ __ ] get out my crib I

just [ __ ] leave your feelings tell

your girl I'm leaving we're [ __ ] at a

hotel or something I'll make sure

however and I'm out listen I'm not

laying up on FaceTime with your crew I

hate I hate to address the elephant in

the room that's a lie I love addressing

the elephant yeah I can't even lie right

you are the elephant I have 100 I'm the

elephant that's true listen to this and

I know that a lot of other people don't

want to hear this but this is just real

real [ __ ] we're in a place where and

we've been in a place but people just

don't like to accept it you have to have

trust established in your in all your

relationships side chicks included we're

not in a space where and this is what

Kevin eluted not alluded to what he said

on The Breakfast Club interview which is

interesting that he got caught up this

way

he said on The Breakfast Club I've

outgrown cheating because I don't I'm

too paranoid I don't try I have to trust

you to cheat how do I know you're not

pulling out your phone how do I know

you're not taping and recording me how

do I know your intentions he said over

there so ma'am but it's to happen this

way you do need to have some trust a

trust system developed between you and

your side chick you do and if you don't

sorry that does make her pretty powerful

if you have a science chick that's no

rock wit and women I know that y'all

don't wanna hear this they are out there

the side chicks the [ __ ] rock

witnesses the side chick especially when

you hang Redland beside chicks - hey

with the side chicks that when you say

give me your phone I'm a caller the ones

we want you to call they gonna hold it

down you're not gonna get very much when

you call them they exist they wasn't

that these two chicks clearly so no he

was rocking with these chicks I don't

mean to interrupt you I think they

started out that way cuz he was kicking

with the friends they've clearly had a

long-term relationship on the side can

probably trusted them [ __ ]

he clearly trusted definitely trust so

he got gamed by a chick she probably had

a six month plan on this show and when I

agree with you worry so much what I'm

what I've been saying is that only

happens when you are either naive or

arrogant definitely some Eric when you

cheat and you fall asleep with the girl

I don't think it's naive can't been in

this business long not be naive it's

arrogance I don't think he's naive

either

yeah it's arrogant he's not [ __ ]

night this is what I don't like and this

is a money move there's one is what

money do I'm not calling the feds when I

cheated sorry I'm sorry I will I'm not

gonna respect you involving the police

because you cheated on your pregnant

wife on a birthday weekend yeah this is

a Fed case there's a federal

investigation going on that video in my

possession and I got the bread Michael

the feds bro might do that no I'm not

going to food keep you a street code she

got that [ __ ] and I got an NDA or

something

I'm calling the fence ice is so lucky I

love him I would definitely tell the

story of him letting the police in and

walking them to my bedroom for them to

arrest me but you have that dumb story I

warrant New Jersey for not letting the

cops in your [ __ ] house are you gonna

tell about the cops one is over last

weekend traumatized shout-out to the

police they pulled us over last week but

no they [ __ ] let us go we weren't the

legit out yes shout out that's one two

enclosing with this kevin argit what I

will say is Kevin Hart's wife and Kevin

Hart's ex-wife have been back and forth

at each other for quite some time

about the inception of Kevin Hart's

current relationship right yeah so it

was just two weeks ago that that beef

was prominent and Kevin Hart's current

wife was on snapchat

snapchatting her hand on the steering

wheel of her expensive vehicle

highlighting her wedding ring that's

what was happening that's what women do

though stop wait wait she puts a camera

back and move her head to put whatever

type of car in the head he didn't do

that

the focus was the ring I only bring it

up to say the universe works one way you

put it out there

it's coming back to you so you were

showboating your wedding ring very proud

of your trophy husband net you won

accept your prize accept it it's yours

he is yours

don't leave now don't leave work through

it

- yo [ __ ] yo but CA that's the other

thing that's the other thing and I swore

I was closing this these types of

situations always present a very

interesting crossroads for women where

they have to steer it themselves in the

mirror when the man that you love your

successful man that you love your man

that you love and are proud of this is

not someone who you ever thought about

leaving when he puts the egg on your

face we know what the girls in your

group Chad are saying most women don't

have really smart women friends to coach

them through these types of situations

that's the scariest part of these type

of situations I'm not I don't is that

her friends are helping her make these

decisions oh my god women scare women

never listen to your friends in times of

turmoil with your significant other oh

my god that's the worst thing in the

world to do

oh you're single Frank why don't even do

that yo it was a rule of mine not too

long ago right that this is how

important I think that rule is I stopped

dating chicks that didn't have women in

their lives like the good good friend

y'all now like I'm like that friend like

I'm jealous I'm gonna say it I'm gonna

talk to y'all that friend I don't even

want to see a woman that don't have that

friend there's gonna be a time where

where you're in doubt women live in

their brains there are there's gonna be

a time that's also why I preach it's

very important to know your significant

other there's gonna be a time where the

way [ __ ] look is crazy it's gonna be a

time where you don't believe the [ __ ]

that I am saying all that's gonna occur

I'm gonna need you to

all the good good friend she gonna have

to tell you how real of a [ __ ] I am and

she gotta talk you off that ledge I

forgot what my point even was I just was

off on a tangent here a good good friend

yeah women don't have the good good

friend they go to the only guy in their

life which is typically a guy that wants

to [ __ ] and that takes the advice from

him that's typically if they don't have

the good friend and they're somewhat of

a logical woman and here's the

misogynist Deportes podcast as logical

as women can be they're gonna go to the

guy friend and be like right well let me

get the man's perspective and it's

probably a guy that's trying to [ __ ] and

we're waiting for you to [ __ ] up yeah

spoiler alert they all this is exactly

what Brooke Valentine is doing on Love &

Hip Hop - uh Marcus with boobie Joe you

still watching Marcus and boobie Joe is

crazy more you don't watch love a pop no

do you watch TV yeah do you have a TV

yes okay when is the last time you watch

love in a pub when you want it how you

don't watch it and you were all your

alumni he visited the campus he's not an

alumni oh no he was on more than one

episode he visited the camp I don't I'm

not one episode no no underscore

underscore underscore underscore

underscore underscore underscore more

what he did not [ __ ] out in a lion in

the episode you were there my name was

never on the screen of Love & Hip Hop in

my story it was looking winner in real

life it wasn't but you are more than one

episode maybe two you want more than you

love we could everything from you two

I've seen the first put to all

underscore you were in the Harlem

episode you were the episode with Harlem

okay one that was your star debut two

Episode one where you had to talk rocky

off the ledge outside and heat up that

one that was Moore's reasonable doubt

that was

that was not my reasonable doubt how do

we know your reasonable doubt no sorry

you want a few of those episode but uh I

didn't even want to talk about that but

yeah that's what Brooke Valentine is

doing you do know yeah hey Rory act like

now you don't know Brooke Valentine is

and now you're not waiting for a

lyricist to challenge the venomous the

same thing about JC with battle rap like

three days later

oh I hope no one JC a kill killer Mike

you wallet of course I'm joking idiot