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all right and we are [ __ ] in the building babe yes we are jolly today

this concerns me I see where you're going with this no we're nowhere okay

good all right look I'm not normally uh chipper you're way too chipper today

yeah like I just feel like you're about to just pummel us pause intent makes me

chipper why I'm about the poem with you guys yeah but that's not why I'm superfood anyway welcome everyone to

episode 13 I'll name this podcast later Joe Budden Marissa Mendez Rory I just want want to be a little

professional make up something every

time sponsored by the good folks over it you

know what let's do like bizarro day where Melissa is the Melissa Marissa is the lead uh-huh and uh me and Rory can

be the side Cheers that'd be great no all right good nope nope nope

Rory take your leaving I'm here I'm singing about leading I'd like to be led

yo how was Philly what you're supposed

to be leaving I'm not leading Joe is leading this is Joe this [ __ ] come on

your voice shouldn't be the first voice anyone hears never go first no I saved

the name of the podcast all right yeah and what episode this is already happened so no we're deleting that

episode you know I kind of just do that now just for the fun of it just because we've been doing it every single week

episode 13 our name is podcast later wit I'll jump off I haven't said that like

oh yeah uh with your lead chair Joe Budden

mm-hmm uh a new you Marissa Mendez the one and only Halle bad

hold on is first of all you're not the one and only there's mad Marisa's and his mad Mendez's there's also a few more

and this mad body the body's no I don't know any so was that mean in fairness

there might not be whoa copyright that if you ever explore life outside of Philadelphia you may you may meet up you

may meet some other people and Rory's here again for some reason I don't know ideal why were you Roy has become like

why are you here Rory I don't know you

don't know [ __ ] he doesn't know I don't know whatever I know he's here and either way uh and this should be an

interesting uh shell this should be an interesting show because it's very hot

today it was very hot over the weekend and when it gets very very first of all

I hate when it's uh very very hot first of all I'm a fall winter guy the crime

rate is down the traffic is better um and less the kids are in school get the

badass kids off the streets um and there are less stupid young people out just

roaming around this leads me to Rory and Marissa's weekend because they were

stupid young people just roaming around no Rory was stupid and young roaming

around I was building my future let's

talk about that work we're mostly were you building your future I was spending time with BAE and getting to know him

better and just having some quality time and you call that building your future

yes because I don't want to spend too much time on you because a few listeners are very upset at your whole activity

people don't understand how to listen or understand the point that I was trying to make and I'm know I'm not even addressing it anymore because I'm tired

I've tweet now I'm not even tell about last week I lose DOMA every week every

single week we're starting to get a lot of complaints about you and your shenanigans someone maybe doesn't work

out and I move on to the next all right so you all right so let's just for some backstory here we're not going to spend

too much time on Marisa because the listeners hate you you met a guy you

like the guy the guy flew you out to Philly so you went to Philly with your

Michael Kors watch squad you Danielle and some other girl I don't know her

name you've been running with this the squad thing on Twitter yes you continue

to tweet the squad the squad love this the squad squad you tweet the squad

liked the squad is dope the squad is hella dope and you were such a jerk with

our squad selfie that was the wacky squad what net the wagon well we were

getting a lot of love in the city of love this is because men will stick their penises no it's not factual it is

because we are three well put together women that are pretty and how our lives they'll put together by doctor way and

have their life together we do our lives together what's together about your life everything's together about my life a

Jace I mean you know I have a job I have a car that's misleading what how much

money do we have in savings in our savings agreement I have a lot of money in savings because I've been working

since I was 15 a lot like north of six

figures almost at mmm-hmm I want to buy a house when I'm thirty so I'm working

toward that okay and so that must make sure your credits good my credit is amazing amazing yeah that's the thing

about these white girls these white girls have some good cred RC wanna buy a house you've got almost six

figures in the bank yes yeah I want to debate that no I do and I have what like

80 90 I'm in a good space all right sorry so lower than eighty nine you see

here you gotta ask questions not just gauge things alright so fifty sixty that's above fifty okay that you dip in how often I

don't well that's not north of a hundred thousand I didn't say Rheem along I do and she's

gonna be paid off and then I'll get a new one in next year and then so your love life is uh together right might be

I mean I think I like him all right so you Mari Soviet we're spending too much time we're so ready alright so you met some [ __ ] he flew you out to

Philadelphia you flew in squad out and you guys went out there and what [ __ ]

no hey we didn't [ __ ] all weekend well no I just can you take your shades all stalking look at your eyes can you take

your shades off door oh yeah why you

laughing because you're making me uncomfortable by asking you about your weekend and if you [ __ ] hit they have been penetrated yeah and he he

wanted to know if I [ __ ] you because you called me at 4:00 in the morning when I'm sitting next well let's be clear

let's clear a few things up right this second first of all I question any man that

thinks me and the legend that is me has

done anything remotely close to sexual

with Maddie the body Marissa mmm-hmm no

I mean that's pretty obvious I wouldn't touch me at times but Paul feeling's mutual don't side ID me

uh-uh or we'll never know no we won't well you're not regular so what's your

true true true all right so hey Marissa's boo

sleep sleep comfortably nothing has occurred between me and glad that we can

put that rumor into bed didn't want you then what your mind just drifting away

tossing attorney that is trying to do

something sexual with Marissa funny I think you'd rather say you [ __ ] out of

the way Thanks so no sex occurred no we were just spending time with each other

it's like [ __ ] like totally like ratchets spots but his teammate his

friends and how girls get such a kick out of being able to say teammates yeah absolutely like we didn't ask you guys didn't say

see missus had friends you said teaming no I was starting to say this is recorded like we don't have

to debate this no person went to some ratchet spots with his friends right

yeah oh you definitely suck this neck I didn't do anything did Danielle [ __ ] - I

know I know you did Danielle wherever you are the Danielle listens faithfully every

day oh and you know you my bull Dan you know you know me and you go back like spinal cords and car seats what what

what can [ __ ] like analogy is bad it has a warning label it's valid so does

hookah spinal cords horse just go back

gotta keep up here anyway Danielle I know you suck some dick this weekend

Danielle did not do anything of the sort I think she did I don't think she did because she went home how could she do it what you do it in the car

like [ __ ] I've never sucked a dick in world I was with her the entire night

train city and then they went back home

and I went to hang out all right we don't care that much I care more about is the air on in this building work like

it is extremely hot in here and we don't have our great trusty producer Peter Rosenberg here he's in LA he's in LA

what ambi who's ambi Reza

Rory now it was being a thought in Miami Rory did I have a problem with women who

celebrate their birthday for way longer than their birthday and that is exactly

what Rory decided to do for his birthday you know rates the whole month when was your birthday Rory Monday May 4th all

right May 4th and you work Rory went to

Miami with all of the holes from uptown I didn't go with them they happen to be

why does everybody everybody then I talk to keep saying that oh I didn't go with them I

didn't go because of them letting go because of that I just went on my own so all you [ __ ] just decided to

hop on a plane and head to Miami at the same time I don't hang out with them I

don't you know I knew my friends my friends aren't the Uptown crew so your

friends were there too yeah and your friends are for New York of course do your friends know anyone from uptown cool yes so all you guys

went to Miami and did what did you [ __ ] of course not of course not bathe Bagdad

hose Bay's listen have a good time you

can win sightseeing fellows that are listening you can't ever admit to having a good time they never they wasn't there

no actually you have to have had a horrible time like a bad time it wasn't

even fun you wanted to be home or you would rather she had been there with you never admits of fun yeah and you always blame

the other friend for being the hole like he brought chicks around there mad

annoying and drunk yeah that's how that goes yeah I ought to be careful to what I give away on here yeah yeah cuz uh

beta's listening she shouldn't be watching she should be on my computer

probably checking all the porn in my bookmarks

Rory was walking around a portable hookah in Miami yes a little picture of

it yeah very fatty it was interesting I liked it fatty bra it looked interesting yeah well good a portable hookah left yo

it lasted as long as a regular girl I got one cold change it last me a few hours we're just a cold go like is it

like somewhere that it won't fall off it's in a grapefruit dope I have a picture a real picture of it none of me

you were really amazed by this boy Walker I was all right so that's what

happened we can't really talk about Mahdi's fly out to Philly all right Iran it's a cat on the strip uh she told me

about that I ran into cat and heard her submit but friend Oh cat that we went to the show club with cash friend is a fake

but the white girl I'm not a Twitter honey I I didn't know who she was boy sir that's her name her

name is uh I'm not a Twitter honey you what use Twitter honey oh yeah that would give that away oh but from what I

saw I don't know it oh shoot yeah it can't saw me so you tend to forget when

you're a regular guy like myself and myself [ __ ] out of here [ __ ] when you're not in your city you forget like

you don't have stayin at clubs or anything and I've been kind of spoiled

lately when I go out with you it's like security daps me I can walk in

with like a cup of liquor they set me down we didn't order yeah so that's what

it's like to go out with Joe Budden Wow he's saying this is what this is oh I'm

regular mm-hmm okay guys this is what happens when wait for it you don't go

out with Joe button dun dun dun oh let me do drum roll all right Marissa shut

up you rely on janky promoters you wait in line you decide to get out of line

because you don't like clubs to begin with and you it notices that you just hate nightlife in general you hate being

regular so I seen Kat in line at some Club she stayed I completely turned around when I saw the line she was like

oh I'm about to be in VIP with Kevin Hart I'm like shocker and then I walked away

mmm Kat was guy was caddying out there that was definitely canning what a bird um love you Kat yeah that's

oh by the way of for the listeners uh bird thought and O are terms of

endearment other than once written on this podcast oh yeah yeah definitely um yeah catch version that story was

much funnier than yours Oh Kat said yo

you know who I say I seen Rory and I say yeah where is my god were you sainted him she

said yeah he was online at some Club he couldn't get in I was online at the club

too so we was waiting there and then he got mad cuz he couldn't get in and he just trying to get it well all my I think I

seen all my [ __ ] and they got me in and we was a VIP didn't name drop off

Kevin Hart but she didn't have to but when that was the next day normally when people are normally when a girl who has

had her body enhanced by doctors in one line in the club and can't get in and then sees her air quotes [ __ ] we know

how that story goes well know the backstory is I didn't even try to get in my friend brought eight women to our

hotel room he was trying to smash one of them I was being the good friend and got seven of them out of the hotel so he

could go do that they wanted to go to this party I saw the line I left the said seven women and got out of there I

didn't even try to get in that's when I saw a cat when I was exiting the line you know what's funny about women and I

ran into ice riding a scooter that was funny too ice was in Miami yes a nice scooter on

the [ __ ] on 95 while I was well I've done it before but why is ice in Miami

everybody went to that stupid thing no ice wasn't there he went he went like five days before is

his last day was like around our first day oh you did it smart yeah that was that was smart women right we'll go on

these are trips to Miami and it'll be 15 or 17 of y'all in one hotel room and

then you guys will all venture out and go on your separate [ __ ] missions oh

my god that's not what's gonna why don't y'all do that I don't do that and that's not what you have done would you have

done it stops calling the squads not a squad for you it's not even a lot it's not a squad to

do that high-pitched thing I swear to God hope your microphone why do why do y'all do that we don't do that and I can't

even speak too much lying on this

podcast a lot of women in one hotel room this weekend yeah they witnessed witnessed with my eyes not wear them homework poor babies

yeah no wonder women chase rappers and athletes they can't afford hotels or word those south beach hotels are dirt

cheap yeah you could stay in the [ __ ] as madbum hotels on [ __ ] oh I paid 250

for three nights where were you staying at at a kitchen I had a living room I

had two beds really it's still dirty as [ __ ] Larry she's dirty it's dirty but if

it's 250 for three nights is dirty hello something is not clean in that place

something's not clean in there if it's 250 for three nights I'm a firm believer and you have to pay for you have to pay

for quality even if you have to try to look for a bargain I went to uh the URL

Nome five battle on Saturday I was doing hip hop stuff rap stuff you guys don't

know anyway I'm very well aware of it the battles who serve all those people the battle Sioux surf and all those

people yeah that's you being very aware hallow the done battle do you I don't

know the surf battle to all you know drink are you all right that's about it arsenal no awesome bleeding metal oh he

was in Miami too where's the shut up you provide nothing to this podcast I swear

to God don't I went to the URL Nome five battle on Saturday me and a few other

people and it was a really great event um it was a hollow and clips that was

the headliner um surf versus tail rock official versus jazz it was verb vs.

case shine and Sirius Jones Jersey representative versus DNA

and it was really really really good so did any drop beside surf I saw surfs all

of them dropped because smack was doing on he was doing the live stream and

anytime you do the live stream gets ripped it gets ripped and it's out a couple seconds later is that the same

guy that did smacked DVD back then this is a serious question I'm not trying to be stupid well that's the problem

there's a very valid question I feel I'm a nice match do you know how many I

don't know if there's different really good to make this into a thing you could have just said yes and kept it going I'm

shocked yes smack is the same smack well good I'm glad to see he still prospering thanks that's all I want is another

[ __ ] jerk hollow and clips so I was

betting all night on these battles with uh muhrtelle I bet on clips and in the building clips

one apparently on camera he did not win everyone is saying that holla want that battle on camera but in the building it

was very very very different and I want a lot of money shout out to uh his biscuit and a few other people that gave

me money after that bad it was over uh who else who loves love uh she had out to surf I'm gonna say surf one

regardless because I'm biased and I'm [ __ ] loyal it was a debatable battle

to be honest um you could argue to one either way rock or surf I'm gonna argue to one surf because surface home team so

yeah go surf the same with yeah that she has official battle I have to see that battle boy that debt official [ __ ] was

going I didn't know that she could go that hard boy she was wrapping a punch

after punch after punch jazz is real nice that was probably my favorite battle of the night um and jazz is home

team so I'm always going jazz even when it's not jazz so just to be clear on that um I lost money on verb verb got

destroyed verb got demolished verb what

been on um and I'm a verb guy for the record that's my man verb got his ass

handed to him he did not win a round um that battle was over after Kay shine

second round I think that case shine would have beat anybody that was in front of him that night um I've never

seen case nine rap that way for three full rounds and he did well two and a

half cuz he really didn't need the third and he said that those last two bars he killed fer it wasn't like a worse than

clips T Rex I was about to say that like clips did Rex because that was a it was

different like I don't know I don't know about that one Rex didn't even really

show up yeah that day and when the same Rex verb showed up and just got his ass

handed to him and I lost some money betting against Mook um what else

happened interesting that day oh yeah then Drake came you know it's fine like

this what I like about that URL chrome the URL crowd really doesn't rate comes

they don't care about your accolades they don't care about your accomplishments they don't care if you're the biggest rapper and rap at the

moment they don't care they're there for what they are there for they are there to hear battles and bars from battle

rappers with bars so Drake came out and they made that a whole big thing because Drake is Drake and and then they tease

the whole Drake vs. Mook battle um he

said one time to that like he has corporate [ __ ] that he doesn't want to [ __ ] up by saying something I haven't [ __ ] said to him so like it's not gonna

change ever so I don't see him ever really doing it I do think that Drake

wants to battle for sure actually he told me that on the phone before my

hallo battle and he was very serious about and as rappers rappers are

competitive in nature um and we all come up that way so no matter how much

success you encounter you know you are who you are at the end of the day and that still in you so I do think that he

wants battle I do not think he will ever battle I do not think his the powers

that be will ever let him battle I don't think his people around him will ever let them battle I don't think that anyone will ever ledger eight step into

that ring against murder Mook um but I do think that since the me and hollow

battle that now battle rappers aspirations have broadened so now they

deem it very possible to madeleine battle someone who we've never seen in

the ring before ie Mook and Rick oh so that's not ever gonna happen ever I

would like to see honestly and I'm I'm not trying to sound like I'm so familiar with the world but I am very familiar with the MOOC and Millsboro I would love

to see that happen again like a rematch and that'd be pretty cool that was like a big part of when I was in high school from this mag DVDs well that actually

was a big battle look at Marissa contributor yeah go you I'm really attributing that to um you and Mills

having history yeah I mean well no I that was mostly I didn't know that part no that's what not as before I even knew him like literally a regular man but

like in high school when I used to buy the smack DVDs because I was a Dipset fan and they'd have the Dipset stuff like I saw all those battles and not

what happened to DVD players well I guess they're streaming right streaming habit well there's blu-ray players they still

sell those I know but I don't use my DVD player all laptops happen to ya a laptop so I don't I don't think you use my DVD

plan my should as mad dusty and I got good DVD players like blu-rays and five

multi-disc changers and all this [ __ ] [ __ ] I thought my Apple TV on a my [ __ ] on-demand all yours no like

there's no point having physical anything anymore it's just that's really what I mean it's crazy how I'll just keep getting smaller and smaller I

wonder what the next phase is from from streaming is this it no it's it's never

gonna be it I don't think I would not be

here now you should one more time if it would

ever be humanly possible technology technology possible whatever to transmit

smells through stuff like I don't know like smellivision I'm being dead serious

though it's like that would be that's this new step are you staring at me like

that that's legitimate wonder I don't even know what to say right now yeah what's happening legitimate things

really examine the things did you say well because you know Katy Perry one time did like a scented concert which I

thought was really cool she had the arena infused with cotton candy smell and I know that's not we're near the same thing but I was just going along

those lines in the event that you die before me right mm-hmm which probably won't happen okay but and if it

miraculously takes place drum roll not good I was enough to say I hope you die

before me no that was Shane I would like

to have the rights to your brain okay no wait that just was that just a verbal

consent I don't know take that back I

wanna have your brain examined mm-hmm okay well well look into that in the

future is asked is a very legitimate question and I think that you just don't

want to accept that it is actually a legitimate question because Katy Perry's concert smelled like cotton candy that

doesn't mean that [ __ ] this microphone can transmit what what

cupcake smells that would be really awesome if it could I'm just saying like if we're watching television and watching like a cooking show that would

be kind of cool if it could transmit the sense from what they're cooking you know well things like that would be cool

brother you could really so blow from the iPhone yeah like this is the person that is so

cold through an app where is the person that believes Jadakiss his bathroom of

yeah that's you that is not happening Oh Marisa um we didn't think that

streaming what happened twenty years ago and here we are so we can't imagine the future as a scientist do we can't

imagine the future no we can't the Jetsons oh yeah there we go and this was a big

sports week yes Canelo Alvarez beat the [ __ ] out of

homeboy right boy did he [ __ ] didn't use it up I didn't why she's it's Morris

of Sports Desk I don't know why you're taking over I don't necessarily know

what you're referring to Camilo álvarez

I know that DeRose hit the buzzer to win in the Cavs Bulls games then LeBron hit

at the very next night very next night back to back but the next game is tonight in Cleveland what up Cleveland

tu-16 al and then on Thursday it's in Chicago why are you so excited to shout out Cleveland as you [ __ ] the guy then

no no no I just like the city of Cleveland hey asked while we were off air you were talking about some booyah

head in Cleveland I don't know what all

right Matt Barnes got fined $50,000 for cursing at LeBrons mom until the Nerdist

suck his dick cursing at whose mom LeBron's is that what your google report says wouldn't be the first NBA player

where is your google report saying that Matt Barnes cursed out LeBrons mom are

you sure that's accurate it's not no no well you told someone's mom to suck his dick wasn't a bronze mom okay well shout

out to whoever is my own that was James Harden oh yeah him too he is he's really met him tonight I was joking

um okay well Ellis James Harden I hope your mom's doing well um Brady was

suspended for I want to get into that because she's a bore 80 no Brady Tom Brady right oh you

got something you know of your chest about Tom I'm a little upset and the Eagles head rookie can this I am a bit

upset not that he got suspended because technically he did do something that was frowned upon for games and draft picks

and a million dollars to the team well the first draft pick for 2016 we want

you to not end and I'm more upset that they're questioning his legacy now not

the suspension I'm not too upset at the suspension why all of a sudden is this guy's legacy now it's Harnish t' because

of a [ __ ] ounce of air in a football this would get laughed out of court but

it's not the court it's [ __ ] the NFL which is a corporation which now has to

cater because they [ __ ] up the Ray Rice thing has to cater to the middle American Idiot that is tired of seeing

Tom Brady win I'm talking about the guy that shows up to the parking lot at 8 a.m. and puts [ __ ] paint on his face

clears out the Pro Shop buys Twala beer now because we all got outraged at the

Ray Rice thing we now have to watch this smear campaign of Tom Brady because they don't want to screw it up again and I'm

not here for it I'm a bit upset you talent I'm worried well I like that

middle what was it middle class idiot did you know American middle American Idiot I like that guy

I'm a big fan of the guy that they panned the camera on with all the makeup or clothes in a sports radio that's my

Uncle Pete he played high school football so he thinks he knows the game better than the pros hey Al Bundy with a

Polk high record for touchdowns won games like the uncle and Napoleon Dynamite oh well do you think because of

the Patriots sheeting right there Super Bowls have scheme' a string let's say next

I think that this entire ordeal is being sensational sensationalized because

we're talking about the Patriots which many will argue is America's Team if

we're gonna be honest is it I mean many war argue that many well this era many

will but they did many wolves I don't agree with it but I don't either me

neither I think the Eagles are theirs

that no longer has a mic overview so I've had enough I can't take it anymore

I can't it's over no it's done you're finished all right I can't your own [ __ ]

podcast alright um many would argue that the Patriots are America's Team I don't

agree with it uh I don't think the Cowboys would be America's team but

whatever there are the Patriots are one of the more popular organizations in football they quote unquote do things

the right way they have a reputation no don't sure they do Spygate was not original organized in

here defending them organizationally okay I mean within the orbit they run their team of course yeah Oh quote

unquote the correct way they Scout the correct way they you know they do things the right way that's number one number

two um I think because of Spygate which but why do you put gate at the end of

every [ __ ] controversy because back then we were putting gate at the end of everything so now it's just that's what

we're doing thanks Ronald Reagan oh so uh Spygate has us uh has us putting a

microscope on on everything and Spygate was cheating that was cheating I want to

be clear um filming your [ __ ] opponent from across the field it is

cheating there's no way around it and they did it completely fair do you think

they're the only team that does it no but doesn't matter it only matters who got

caught of course and they got caught do I think that bill bet I respect bill

belichick saw football Marlee one of the great song do I think that he needed to

film Rex [ __ ] Ryan no I don't but

that's what occurred so I mean whatever spy gate spy gate has us putting a lens

on this and now we get to Ray Rice Ray

Rice beat the [ __ ] out his girlfriend and the NFL as a private institution

handled it awful as wrong as you could possibly handle it right um public out

outrage occurred and any time public outrage occurs things will change and

Adrian Peterson took a lot of that heat to UM so no no it let's not get there

yet so so Ray Rice they handled the Ray Rice situation all wrong they gave out a

domestic violet they set a standard for domestic

violence punishment um they suspended Ray Rice originally for what was that two or four games

originally two games it was originally two games then public outcry happened

and they tried to do some other [ __ ] Ray Rice Ray Rice went to court he won now

did he really win because I don't know what organization is gonna take him on with all of that media scrutiny and all

the backlash maybe the Cowboys cuz that's what they're doing as of late but we'll never know because Ray Rice wasn't

a productive running back at the time that this occurred he was having a bad season right so now let's take Adrian

Peterson I have a soft spot in my heart for what happened with Adrian Peterson

Adrian Peterson beat his kid yes I only

see the problem with him it was such a sensitive time I have to you know I

don't agree at all I think

if you say is I'm stupid that Mike is gonna unplug you on and if you say anything about Philly or the Eagles or

cheesesteaks right she's the mother of

the year and Adrian Peterson do the same [ __ ] thing and he got [ __ ] condemned no he didn't he did I mean it

was a little more severe but an object yeah but [ __ ] parent that a lot of

parents [ __ ] do that and that's the same ones that were probably [ __ ] publicly out crying like I'm not saying hurt your child does no I'm not

but there's discipline there's different levels of it he might have taken it to the next level but I don't feel like he should have been condemned like how he

was um Adrian Peterson took a [ __ ]

what's the name um I'm not from the south but it's like a piece of yeah he

took a switch and he beat the [ __ ] out of this kid I don't know what his kid did but it left bruises on his kid now

um I know younger people probably would see an issue with this but um a

generation before mine that is how people beat their kids especially in the

south and if you've ever seen the Jackson family story Joe beat all of them all [ __ ] with a switch and not

only was you getting being with the switch you'll had to go get the switch and you had to pick that [ __ ] and you was getting your ass beat I

don't see an issue with people disciplining their kid unless it is

severe and I don't think leaving a mark it's severe that's me angry angry as

well times have changed when you are of

as much notoriety as Adrian Peterson is arguably the best running back in the game uh the scrutiny tends to be a bit

different and the NFL had to make up for their Ray Rice blunder and show that

they weren't [ __ ] around and then they suspended his ass and he went to court and he won

so now we so now we see it a trend happening with the NFL where they try to govern themselves because they're a

private institution and they're allowed to do so but they are no there are no uh

there are no parameters um they just are doing should have and they want to do it

and the world doesn't quite work that way so now we have Ray Rice who won in

arbitration we have Adrian Peterson who won in

arbitration we will see Adrian Peterson on the football field again because he is an amazing running back um then we

have Greg Hardy who beat the [ __ ] out his girlfriend allegedly um we didn't

see any video of this all we have is the police report that this was in North

Carolina and the police report he went to court he was found guilty in North

Carolina the law is such that you can appeal and go to trial he appealed to go

to trial the woman never showed up she wasn't a cooperating witness he won and

that's that um the NFL tried to I'm

trying to think of what they did to Greg Hardy oh no they didn't do anything because by that time the Panthers had already put him out for the season with

pay I'll take that all day long if you're gonna just make me sit home and not go to work and collect my 13 million

dollar salary I will take it that's what happened to Greg Hardy um and then he tried to come back the NFL he got signed

to the Cowboys the NFL all suspended him for 10 games he's appealing it I don't

know the results of that just yet and now that brings us to Tom Brady who psi

he deflated it or whatever the [ __ ] he did or he had somebody deflated

allegedly they bring in Tom Welles I don't even trust this Tom Welles guy to

be honest I'd in some Wells ha they go to him like he's [ __ ] Dick Tracy like

he's just the like he can solve it and Jim Irsay who always [ __ ] and

moans whenever he loses to the Patriots him Peyton Manning when they lost in a few AFC championships ago got the

[ __ ] rule change because Rodney Harrison was hitting the wide receivers a little too hard on the line then this

comes in Jim Irsay does a [ __ ] investigation like they just found a [ __ ] body in the Hudson and he's

Olivia Benson like Oh Jim why does he do this every time he loses just lose Jim

Irsay Jim Irsay shouldn't be able to investigating he's launched two

investigations Jim Irsay some would argue has a very bad pill and alcohol

habit uh they just busted his ass over the summer for [ __ ] enough hills to

be able to get charged with attempt to distribute um but because he has a

[ __ ] gazillion dollars and because he owns the Colts he [ __ ] what did he do hour or so in jail don't quote me

however long he did in jail got right out what are you go to rehab for a day or a day Dana let me tell you something

rich white people about had enough of you guys uh I don't know why you looked

at me like I'm rich yeah rich white

people you gotta is in your foot rich white people and Chris Brown

y'all are able to just [ __ ] do some [ __ ] go to rehab and then anything is

cool how did you do that why can't I do that I admire people that have

breakdowns cuz they get the whole slate cleaned everything they did in their past is okay now they just want we just

want to see them move forward I'm gonna have a breakdown [ __ ] this I'm able to break down and these rehabs

my [ __ ] done these be like 30 day 15 day

rehabs how'd you get nothing nothing then they come out and they do the same [ __ ] and let me take Chris Brown out of

that equation yeah cuz he yeah he hasn't really manipulated the rehab system that way

rich white people do it ever but anyway so Jim Irsay went to rehab he came out of rehab that was dead I don't

feel like he should be able to investigate anything Tom Brady is appealing this him and that New England

Patriots who as of yesterday change their Twitter default to Tom Brady's Jersey they're appealing and they're

gonna win put me on the record now Tom Wells you investigated for months and

months and months and months you came back with a 276 page report and all you gave us was all that we already knew you

said it's more likely than not that Tom

Brady was aware there's nothing laughed out of court he gave us nothing

definitive that he showed us some text messages between these two ball ball

can't even really allude so hey let me be perfectly clear uh podcast listeners

in the event that my text messages were to be pulled up in court oh my god

getting me the [ __ ] at it hang me honest

moment you guys I'm all types of racists in my text message this I'm homophobic in my [ __ ] text message this is how

it would be perceived in my in my text messages or any of these things truthful at all of course not but we tend to say

things in private that we wouldn't say publicly um and that's just a fact so they're trying to hang Tom Brady because

well let me just let me just provide some a bit more layers with this one Tom

Brady who is worth having much money Tom Brady's worth I can won't clean a note

right but we know his model wife is worth double what he's worth um Tom

Brady who was a probably a socialite in his spare time um it's Tom Brady for crying out loud

they're trying to hang Tom Brady because he would not cooperate with Tim wells by

giving him his phone partly by giving up his phone

so his text messages could be put under review I could think of 20 billion

reasons why Tom Brady would not want to give someone his phone so they could look through his text messages uh and

see all the [ __ ] naked pics of his model wife and all types of it first of all you can't convince me that Tim wells

wouldn't go through that if somebody gave me as phone okay I can't think of

anybody that would uh that would just go through one thing in Tom Brady's phone and I and again I hate the [ __ ] guy I

hate it really it sounds like I got a problem with a lot of guys that want ESPN radio but I do not well maybe I do

uh Michael K and uh Tamla greca

and uh is a few of y'all that Jesus married it's like y'all can't see

anything any other way but one way just the way you're just it's it's so uh it's

so long I don't even know the word at the moment um but it's like you guys

have no type in it but the our understanding for for and well he wouldn't cooperate with the

investigations by giving up his phone so you've had to have done it really really Michael gay is that all that your brain

could come up with I need you Rory's little [ __ ] go off has me going off

now I'm glad I didn't want to go shared Rach did you just learn this a chaste

word no I just why do you keep saying it what does it mean it means adjacent next to similar

no no I know what adjacent means yeah well it comes from everyone around me

they just say it a lot so I say it because I want to rub your microphone oh

okay do we have do we have emails from anyone we do happy we got a shitload of

hate mail about the blanket way first non-regular gun which there's way too

much to read I wanted to give an update danielle has gotten 500 don't care look at her ass we laugh we don't care

about and we don't need Danielle updates that was enough you were giving them via

twitter and i was confused as to why you were updating us on Danielle's Instagram requests like anybody outside of

Danielle gives a [ __ ] ball you do that's not true see we need to address this

okay women get this women get this false like

this [ __ ] you guys get like this awesome teittleman that's quite

entitlement but for some reason your self-esteem levels go through the roof

because guys want to look at pictures of you I don't think got anywhere from that

it's just very amusing well I think that I miss things just because we like looking at something does not mean we

want it I agree big difference between those women stop

trying to act like it's only y'all like each I can only speak for me okay that's a big career woman well first of all I'm

of the belief that women get away with a lot more on social media than men do um

Instagram is really for you guys it's for women too I would judge I would

judge men if I saw their arm extended taking pictures of themselves 7 to 15

times a day number one um you guys get to have the dumbest stupidest captions

cuz all you guys captions are stupid and dumb I'm pretty cool yeah probably drink line I'm sure

alright probably it's a dollar sign mine that [ __ ] nobody knows you got all

you guys captions are really dumb and stupid um you guys just get to have this extreme show of vanity whenever you guys

feel like it and have a bunch of idiots comment underneath by the way which is my favorite thing to do is read comments

under these holes pictures because you muddy [ __ ] never cease to amaze my

[ __ ] comments are adding Joe Budden like did you see this photo every one of my photos has that now cuz you pose

really stupid photos very normal regular selfies or like a funny dog or something

I think I saw your own take cover this weekend but to end the

Instagram conversation I also have a question for women that he'll have over like 20 K followers when they do

birthday shout outs it's always to another woman that has over 20,000 followers do you not have regular

friends do you not have a 200 follower [ __ ] that's like your close friend from childhood these [ __ ] don't be there

with each other they don't basically my best friend I'm like [ __ ] yeah leave it to ya you know best friends you've never

seen you both got [ __ ] flown out at the same time yeah both one more bombers

are judging the love their intelligence oh one more thing bottom one is Instagram rant you hose that uh you owes

that put in the bio this is a new page o

followers but it got hacked so this one I only have twenty that like we don't give a [ __ ] my [ __ ] like nobody carries

I heard that they're actually they sell those pages at that point and then they just try to get money off of it that's

what they really are doing they're not getting hacked at all is that what's happening hmm I have heard that is the game holes

are selling your you know all of this

goes back to the way that people were raised I'm very big on that by the way um if at 25 26 27 28 29 our lone source

of income is selling our Instagram page or or getting pissed on and Dubai and I

know about you hoes in Dubai no no all

of them know there's people in Dubai right now that give their story that we all know that aren't getting pissed on

wouldn't Dubai right now that we all know he's oh so he's getting right now

what is she doing - fine oh here he has her own money it isn't

birthday she is going a lot of friends

and they can cut it's not very expensive to go device not cheap hello do you have

Instagram with uh no tear he has me blocking her through one of my Instagram

oh my she's on a private jet oh my god she's getting [ __ ] [ __ ]

in the ass no she's not to hear you we love you and we know that those no no that might be very nice plane and she

was magically in the lounge section of the plane yeah I'd say that might be a first class of long Emirates or I take

coach I wouldn't know first class of Emirates or they do have a lounge area on the plane yeah is real

real nice so to hear you me know that you're not hoing there's definitely getting kissed or it's not our birthday

this is a [ __ ] another one so Jesus celebrator Berta what the [ __ ] is today's date don't give me today

because you're not gonna give me tomorrow Dave it's the [ __ ] 13th

oh my god but she's gonna pay for her own personal pride think he's all got

damaged by this news I believe - here we

have it I have anything at least put some bubble wrap on you before you get this done I mean that's nothing is that

the standard their main I don't know is that protected piss don't know I've noticed them have you uh did you request

it we talked about it I just wanted to try I want to try everything once its

podcast is picking up is I am really

glad that you plugged your microphone back in when was this this summer that I

broke up with my ex and I was just trying to you know get her life together turn up it was turn up yeah yeah yeah you know

what then they could hurt me so much so my eggs oh my god I can't believe me bro

um well all this [ __ ] that we've been through his [ __ ] for y'all feel crazy ride y'all gotta get pissed off I know

people are using these toilet things right oh no that's not how it goes cuz we were broken up like we've

discussed before in this podcast I took six months of a hiatus I couldn't really look at a guy I was like really [ __ ] up and then after six months I'm like yo

how come there's like never a middle ground it's always from one extreme to

another you just said yo I broke up with my ex

for six months I was distraught I couldn't even look at a guy yeah how do

you go from zero to 100 well that quick well once I started getting back into that world and then

the world is that the world of sex so you started [ __ ] guys again yeah as we previously discussed I went back to the guy that I

had [ __ ] before I got with my ex because it was familiar he didn't he was never gonna have a girlfriend because he's a [ __ ] [ __ ] and I just wanted

that that was my easy extension back into that and she was crowned him yeah yeah for sure I don't play those two [ __ ] games we talk about that too

I've never had raw sex I have with my boyfriends but I know that's only two people exactly so I really don't

participate in that often I don't know where the [ __ ] your dicks been and I don't want to get pregnant so anyway would you suck a dick without a condom

of course yeah and you can still get pregnant with a condom on um okay anyway

you definitely suck dick without a condom so don't do that don't frown upon them I don't frown upon it um anyway so

yeah so we just we started off regular sex and then we were just discussing things to try we've cried at all most of

it how does that how does that occur I've never kissed anybody I think you're

lying was it in your bed no no we were in a hotel did you watch the smile trust

hotel sheets man [ __ ] we said you laid in his urine no there was two um there

was the two beds in the room so we just did it on one bed and then took the sheets up to this it smell like piss in the morning no I left I wasn't staying

in there he got soon after he pissed on you did you leave I took a shower and

then I dipped when we get sexy cuddle with you pre shower why do I want to cuddle with him I was just [ __ ] him

okay to piss and run gotta go yeah I was

I would never cuddle with him it'll wait it there so instead of nothing he can

start filming these we float a minute wait a minute wait a minute wait a minute wait a minute okay am i hearing

correctly the matrix

she said you why would i cuddle but you - he pissed on yes you heard

correctly yo I swear I could make I

could make sense out of suicide I swear I could I wouldn't be mad at somebody

giving me a long list of all of the reasons to leave this world look at the people that are in this [ __ ] you that

was really negative I'm so full like I could see a [ __ ] on his deathbed like

you know what I've had enough of these idiots like so cuddling is out of the

question yeah but pissing it's great that this is

pure differentiation between someone that I'm attracted to sexually and someone that are attracted to like on a

romantic level and if I'm not on a romantic level with you I don't want you huddling with me I don't want you kissing me I don't want you bay texts on

my phone all that [ __ ] we gonna [ __ ] we're gonna turn up if we want to do some real crazy porn start [ __ ] if we

want and weed the [ __ ] out I don't want your conversation I don't wanna know about your life I don't care about I just want whatever you drunk that day

this is a perfect segue into the next question by the way what is the next question question for Marissa

Jesus from sloppy joe six lovely username or email rather can you ask

Marissa if she's still eating guys [ __ ] from the back she was talking about it on hot 97 I did not talk about

that 107 and I don't do that you're never gonna go this from the back yeah I have fed you stuff in the back yes you

did you know I didn't you told me you do know I was in the car no you did oh yeah

we can't talk about it oh he's a [ __ ] whoever that is

whatever that guy is yeah getting your ass a from the back I have some [ __ ] self-respect it's right over did you get

your ass from out of the air watch your answers [ __ ] watch your ass

gravitating hey men your answer to be gravitating anywhere during sex what is

floating in the [ __ ] air Oh life is

intriguing me you got me beat by Mouse do i oh yeah I got this bad reputation

to beYOU know uh-huh oh man I'm so natto I haven't done have

the things you've done expressive then call you although I said

people call me Oh sexually expressive fun do we have anymore we do oh man let's get to it my name is

Quinton and one of my close friends from college who's been dating his girlfriend for nine years and have a four-year-old child recently took a break and do suck

decided to party drink I don't [ __ ] with you in quotations celebrate and engage in a threesome with two women

a month later comes to find out both women are pregnant he's asking how does he go about this does he tell his girl

does he Dodge both the women and move on does he throw these [ __ ] down some steps he's losing his mind

oh my he took my answer find a near staircase buddy you gotta just bump into

him by mistake there's no way around it that's the point that people to understand about um about pushing women

now steps no no worry oh that's the point if you would understand about getting women pregnant ultimately you have no say-so

in how that situation develops if she wants to keep it she know anything you

can say is so what are you gonna do and okay yeah I think we spoke about this

before not that I wouldn't the price of abortions have gone up so like back in my day how much our coat hangers now hey

oh my god

you're not glorifying this type of [ __ ] you this you guys are really [ __ ] laughing it's not funny

abortion Amy over here alright let's be sensitive now because there are women

that is a traumatic experience for a woman and I think god I've never had to go through that [ __ ] but I've seen plenty of people have to go through it

it's not funny don't make fun of [ __ ] [ __ ] like that you're not pushing anyone down the stairs you not doing [ __ ] hangers move on to the next subject is

not funny we don't even give them into the advice man because first of all that [ __ ] troll get the [ __ ] out of his

legendary Quinn your [ __ ] let's move

over here woman does to herself okay

[ __ ] think about me dammit oh there's got to be over our no we never do my

feel might be over for Joe and [ __ ]

rock we are editing that out dog that's what Joey is here mad comedians have told

jokes like that so this not out of bounds let's be clear Marissa's having a

sensitive Sally moment because I don't know there's a reason for it

no there's just one I'm a woman and it's not funny to make fun of things like that why because you don't joke about

pushing a woman down the steps that's not a joke that is the problem with the times that we [ __ ] live in now where

everybody's all high person to you well knock it off that was the keys and you don't get to pick his intention of a

statement it was saying some people do that by my statement you offended by

some [ __ ] don't mean so yeah now everything I say I have to wonder what

you went through in your past it's my sarcasm yeah tell her Rory there's nothing in my past that I have

to worry about I can proudly [ __ ] say I've never had an abortion never even had a [ __ ] pregnancy scare never

podcast 13 times and every week we joke about

something that we shouldn't that be never joked about such an insensitive thing as what you guys know it's only

it's you're the only one that's sensitive to it because I'm only [ __ ] female in here neither one of you will ever have to go through an abortion so

you'll never know what that experience is like I also do not know what are you

gonna get an abortion tomorrow thank you if I wanted to she would say we're in this together this is your abortion - oh

Lord so pick your battles here why don't women the women think that men don't go through anything no we [ __ ] we come we're just like

Romans and [ __ ] Spartans and 300 jizz traveling the world and conquering you

guys right I think you I think you have some mom I think you have some mom I got

peed on resentment that you're sorry that you're trying to let's do is it over four before we drag

this on anybody's no more emails well I that was the let we're gonna leave it that one see Marissa now you [ __ ] ruined our email which is

serious [ __ ] [ __ ] you I knew we should have kept your mic on unplugged do you guys have a woman might be able

for it yeah I mean mines pretty obvious but Bow Wow is trying to make a comeback

as a rapper and I need him to hang it up Oh Bow Wow oh and Khalid have officially left cash

money and according to Khalid he's it's been a long time that he's been off each I guess the announcement never came but

basically everyone has left that [ __ ] label like always and of cash money I feel like the Empire is certainly

crumbling it is because I don't young thug isn't officially signed to Cash Money know so we can't say he's part of

it yeah he's 300 and he don't care about not even fully that was only relevant artist Wayne but he's not on there I

know I'm saying he's not believe that that they he is so we're just trying to say I know Busta Rhymes in recent years

Drake's clearly leaving that clear well he's off but he's also considered Young Money so why is that clear uh he's only

pushing his own label he rushed a project to put out so he could get out

understand is Wayne is going to buy out his contract for Young Money and and keep it that way and I'm pretty sure

that that's going to occur and um Birdman will be left with what that's

all we're trying to figure out buff the left Mystikal nothing any of these are gems mystical left Jay Sean left Paris result

in a mystical in Busta Rhymes by the way yeah whatever um you clearly have never been in the club

when shake it fast game oh I'm sure they were they were [ __ ] great for when they were they're not relevant now and they're not gonna move any units for

that label now juvenile just recently sign with him so he's back that might mean something possibly I don't know

what he's gonna do with that I don't know I don't know what type of mood

you're in what

I don't know what type of mood there's

like no one left except juvenile I guess if you guys think that a Birdman is leaving that equation with nothing

y'all got Birdman who said that oh no that's what every Birdman is gonna have the rights to something or somebody I

don't think anybody's just got it that easy to just get up and [ __ ] walk away by me out here take this now I

don't know about that not at all what I

meant I should be better at knowing of

numbers on hands I thought it was 71 that's over an hour yes 60 is an hour

are we taking any of that [ __ ] talk out no [ __ ] you [ __ ] what you're mad about

you know [ __ ] to call the shots on this [ __ ] not because of you and your

[ __ ] woman empowerment [ __ ] either oh I know why you're gonna I'm not gonna say why B yes maybe I have an idea

oh no no because all those fake domestic charges no no no well what are you guys who it might be over fours

well the Rockets from last week that was clear well Rockets using Rockets the

Wizards I really wanted to see them win yesterday I don't think they're gonna do sports before I don't think they're

gonna they're gonna get out of this series though I think John Wall is not going to be here for a remainder of the entire series from an inside wizards

source not Adam Schefter so I'm going with the Wizards I know it's tied to the

- I just don't see them coming up you're rolling with the Wizards it might be over for ya got it if John if John Wall

was healthy the wizard in that series absolutely but he has a shattered hand John wall's hand looks the size of my

foot my kid looks like it's really really swollen he showed it on during the last game boy it

looks bad um I'm gonna win I'm going with him going with him going with him

going i'm going up gonna give us a no no no um during the playoffs we kind of

want to be kind of well I kind of want to do sports as long as the playoffs are I'm going with David Blatt

David Blatt might be the only guy to reach the finals and lose his job I don't see him coming back next season I

think that if Dan Gilbert am I saying

that correctly Dan Gilbert owns the Cavaliers I think and I'm not I'm not gonna look at that but uh I think that

if they knew LeBron were coming back to the team that David Blatt would not have gotten hired in the first place number

one I think that the team not just LeBron but the team has shown utter lack

of respect for the coach since that season that started um I don't think they're on the same page at all which is

why I don't think Cleveland will win the chip this year um I think him calling the timeout the

other day um good thing the refs didn't see that timeout he would have lost his

job that day if the refs had seen that day that I was sitting there like a imagine if somebody pulled a Chris

Webber right now how are you that dumb as a head coach and not realize you have no timeouts yeah that was crazy

um I wasn't really in all of the bran saying that he changed the play but um

like I heard a few people say the fact that he had LeBron inbounding the ball with one point force or not I think they

put it to 1.5 1.5 seconds left in the game like it's just not smart no it's

just not good coaching um I don't know who I would like to see coach the

Cavaliers and I don't know how I feel about Billy Donovan coaching the Thunder um but I guess I'll talk about that at

another time along with Durant and Westbrook future eyes it might be over for the Thunder - to be honest with you I think Durant's getting out there next

season I think Westbrook is getting out of there the following season yeah so

for the Thunder I think Scott Brooks my end up enough now save that but I have I

have an idea where I think Scott Brooks might end up and I want to take Brad Stevens is doing a [ __ ] of a job in

Boston I know that has nothing to do with nothing at all but I think he should have received more on Coach of the Year votes than he did

oh and that is that Marissa anything else you want to scream at me and worry about we think way worse [ __ ] than what

we said we got mad more woman bashing [ __ ] we could do like misogynistic male

[ __ ] [ __ ] we could say you could be really upset at us no thanks I'd rather remain in my positive vibes that

I have going on you really tried to flip though peon [ __ ] on us

you could you get people no I don't care if I had a problem with that I would have not an even admitted it so when do

you plan on getting pedo again um I didn't really like it I like I like the domination aspect of it but it was like

we both kinda laugh at each other after like okay was that his first time doing it is that supposed to be sexy um I'm

not really sure I mean it was he hydrated yeah it was it wasn't like awful but like it like a long like

Saturday morning piss been drinking yes

it was just kind of like I mean it was cool but it was more or less like just kind of funny we just like I guess next week absolutely never I would never give

him any type of shine in his life because women think my [ __ ] that's nice

shine who's getting his name on a [ __ ] POG you never have to say his name we don't ever have to say isn't I

don't want to see him again he's texting me well you don't have to see him he could be a phoner no he texts me like every month to [ __ ] try to link up

with me and have an answer like a real [ __ ] and I haven't answered him in like a year because I used what he was good he was good for and I was over wait you

think I wouldn't be texting or calling the [ __ ] every month that let me piss on it I mean that's cool but you know

what forget it Joe he looks like he's pissed on everyone for I think he has it I know he has no no not Joe Budden I'm

talking about Joey engineered stone anybody by the way I don't I don't know purpose I haven't

done it on purpose all right the closes that game that anything was when I lost my virginity in shavon t chestnut and

from T neck in North Carolina and I thought I was coming but it was really pissed so I pissed inside her oh that

sounds like a UTI not after that's naturally a million times but if you're virgin how do you know what come feels

like I don't know what do I do I get up

oh I say pardon me toe he's the bad I left to go to battery I got no hado 14 man yeah we got a Googler and get on get

her on the show I don't think people will find your body chest nothing you

don't want to bring up [ __ ] you're not bringing up Solange just leaves me Joey right there so we're gonna get edited a

mout thing anything 13 I'll name this

podcast later I'm sure I'll be on the news now Joey we're gonna need your

editorial steel this week buddy with that you've got a little steam out the door so fast and now with that yeah

let's not put the music so we can actually not have a problem uploading this I'm you should try some different

intro music intro music can we get my tea song over to Joey I can't no whole

squad with we're going