"Role Play"

mic mic it's my moves my vibe tonight

these [ __ ] got me on some nighttime record and [ __ ] this was your idea

some of us have been trying to get a job I've had meetings I've been linking

don't interrupt the legend Michael McDonald oh yes oh this is one day

sparks type-c try not to die no time not not cuz no one else is nodding they

don't play this in the Bronx mall wouldn't know it I don't know why Rory acting like you don't notice I love my

niece 23 no don't worry Rory knows this Rory knows a little bit about some black

people got his black people playlist that he put on and it works it worked on me it made our friends we bought it to

McDonald's yeah we Bob who do we bond through yo me and Rory are kind of trash if we really think about how this

relationship started oh really let me see here let me see let me see let me see alright Mike hold up slow

down cuz last week I ain't even hit these [ __ ] with the new Joe button drop all these [ __ ] got was a bum ass

new Rorion whatever [ __ ] I see you

[ __ ] when added Rory and malted a little art working red - I didn't see that before make a little subtle changes

Joe that has been on the artwork so she changed on me Rory out of here Monica do

you know that we the hottest [ __ ] on this podcast I don't know if you let me get it to my bag Romo do you know that

Mia Rory is hot in my negative you know that that's why I seen red cuz we hide negative no no gunshots on my [ __ ] oh I

was just a little deuce deuce that's two laughs I don't know that y'all a hive I

don't know that how do I know that you and [ __ ] Rory is unemployed like me

just cuz we can get a TRL invite today doesn't mean we not out here no wait a minute you got invited to you once says

you went to the new lukewarm those painful show in the world i watch the show

bullsh and we cut everyone is my what the hell no I was not at TRL yes you was

we saw the pictures I was no I had a meeting we would like the divorce [ __ ] in Times Square we could get you a

picture taken in front of TRL side naked

cowboy you are the naked man put right now if you want to take your seeds also

bad in but you know [ __ ] would knock you the [ __ ] out and take your pants I don't know that neither let's be clear I

don't know I don't know that you can put

about hey first of all I'm not ever trying to save number one number two

let's let's rewind back to 2011 it took about nine [ __ ] to give me an air pool to pool for let's be less relaxed I

think that's how that was fear that was that fish don't you around y'all know it's kidding it was gonna let you drown skinny [ __ ] let me tell you something

skinny [ __ ] have that extra level of strength they can go to like women do mm-hmm

like women have that if you make them angry enough they're stronger than all of us I mean I agree but I don't like

that metaphor at all I mean it's true but anyway now that you mention it you might be kind of hot out here why you

say that well not in the jewelry hmm

can we talk great okay follow me we have sleepers no honestly way do not

big money about to rob this [ __ ] don't

ever play me like that cause can we see the whole thing but wait that's not real [ __ ] don't do that but wait and that's true because if

I had a chain like that I would I would tuck it to ya but um no by you saying

don't try to play you all the rappers weird like I'm not jewelry I'm not a rapper but I'm saying it is a trend not

yet but I'm not come on man I wouldn't do that you know that you know the call from from the guy who went on faith that's a nice Jane thank you tomorrow

and it's wide your horse thank you I think I know how much something like

that cause anybody else in here kind of

know what that yes not you y'all [ __ ] that's the big lock in the back always wait you got the big chain

on tuck but the very small angelic Jesus chain I see on that Oh what is initials

on [ __ ] you talking about my issues

that's a ring no [ __ ] mr. emblem is to fit no fear man and this [ __ ] don't

even have fear that's crazy nah no this is getting crazy

which other [ __ ] m'elmoyle as funny as me all right that's number one but more let's die let's get a few things out the

way you follow a page on Instagram called beyond meat I'm shocked cause I'm

trying to vegetarian thing man so I gotta come up with no no no what do

you mean you followed beyond me my [ __ ] ya ever pause nothing and then I wait so

that today no no you can't pause beyond meat you can't pause the name yeah fam I went to the page today to see what it

was pause for go to the page kids

yeah I'm a bone ass Nick we the same age okay it was at zero today which means

tis [ __ ] he's talking 40 40 rlto mom not seven on the countdown

give me that bag I'm doing right next to DC at number four culture tool is

announced back to you bet the [ __ ] shark it will sell out I cannot wait to

cross over I don't know what you [ __ ] do you be in favor these new okay I

can't wait to sell out I always say I'm out of here but uh do you threw me off of my joking

to TRL [ __ ] go to the page and they got a [ __ ] picture of a long-ass hot

dog time' beyond sausage i'm like i'm all all right more what what you doing here my Jesus honestly it's his name

it's a vegetarian page man so it gives you idea man meat on it no it's not it's not actual meat though but it's showing

you have you can you can still eat things that are like eating beef or

chicken rice or if you meat substitutes cause I'm trying to I'm trying to do the

vegetarian thing from all the Diane by the way malls the only negative has been dieting since I've known him and it has

stayed the same way no I haven't he is not your the same weight I lost weight what do you weigh I don't even know what

I lost a lot of oh boy used to be skinnier I think yeah and I and I gained weight and lost weight

oh you got stretch marks you try I was never that big that's crazy

but listen offer beyond me well no for your stretch marks are you'll eventually have like a percentage code like use

more for 20% Oh feel and meet IG page I don't know I just followed it for different like like ideas of foods to

eat I know this heart meant it's not a lot of vegetarian like dishes that you can eat from like restaurant I never

understood being a vegetarian then eating fake meat that like looks like a cheap meat those yeah we got way too

much to talk about all my mall [ __ ] out of the way okay

bolo let me actually how do y'all [ __ ] watch my IG account so closely I don't I don't even follow you on Instagram you

do follow me on this talk all right you talk about save on

write that down now people always send me the stupid [ __ ] you do like my next

question for you how many times in our relationship do you think I've seen you smile right now you [ __ ] eyes the one

right one you never really liked the smiler dude like the smile I smile but

you me like hanging pictures this period oh do you smile often but then this like I always I'm always cracking jokes

laughing laugh all the time that's not what your tongue out your mouth do what whoa no [ __ ] - no no all my time with

mom but in that picture was oh yeah I do have that picture rosolie is the mole

okay it's not me I don't follow

I got some suggestive pics of Rory videos are already coming oh don't you don't you guys worry all right any [ __ ]

this branded has suggested video if we've definitely got some floating rat I

have nothing to do this boa meets come here to be initiated I had some this

picture pause ended up in my inbox of mall on Keeping Up with the Kardashians and I just wanted to address this

because as his friend I've never seen you this happy in my entire life it was a toast oh you too mad happy for the

toaster hey that's just what it caught

the screen shot never said a for any of us any of that toasted any of us we have

let's hope stood at you at your birthday we was out by the pool one day i'ma tell more all the bars that are about him

discography I don't think we've toasted to me yes I happen or we was around you

everybody here was at your pool toasting to you what are you talking about for

your last birthday come on ask us in did y'all wasn't really trying to toast to me yes I to

get mad and it's snowing and we going outside having fun in the snow like I'm done with you on - what on - oh wait

episode number is to jump well committed Joe Budden podcast episode number 146 I'm assuming I guess no I'm not at 144

145 145 145 forty-five all right episode 115 yeah

that's dope but we still don't know the number yeah I like that when we just knew the number right away before episode 145 to

Joe Budden podcast I'm your host Joe button Rory's here MultiAir parks here Chris Brown see receive honest here Isis

here and that's the gang ice now ice is here because ice invited himself I

wanted to talk behind his back cause he was at the crib and you know you just

randomly like see a nigga's phone I just glanced a gap in a gander in the

direction of Isis phone now mind you I don't know what [ __ ] be having on the

homescreen but ice had like some Washington's home screen and I wanted to come talk to you all about it but then he changed it I

think so now I don't know what to do why did you change your homescreen was it

there where there was there emojis on the old one yeah and where they paint yeah that's

crazy to nobody I don't want to know would you care to explain your

background that's not crazy to even you know like at what point do [ __ ] start to admit the crazy [ __ ]

see now I'm glad ice is here cuz I'm a simple IQ [ __ ] I'm quick that throw my

baby on the homescreen before they ass to that get you points get you crazy oh you had your girl but I didn't leave so

another question so you have a girl this is going no but I want it I want you to

answer Rory's question from the other day that you escaped and that was the important question at what moment did

you decide oh yeah yeah no I got my own question yo Chi is really cool and I'm into her you know what goddammit I'm

gonna do it I'm putting on a home screen hey I'm so real with it when they add a set both yes I said both

home screen lock screen yeah you gotta do that wait what this is a thing like this is

what's going on like this is a known yes okay you got your girl in your home and lock I do not you got you guys laugh I

have yeah he gots in we're gonna know my [ __ ] has never had a girl at my

background ever okay so you know your or II just started letting people know he hasn't I was gonna guess that's why you

wouldn't do then oh my girl oh mama Posterous too but all of it I

think I hope screens still the same should I have from like my first iPhone it just carried over bad times I just I

just think that when that type [ __ ] happens you should like tell your group chat at least hey daddy guys yo yo man

they go these are my homes where Hank emojis on my phone okay no one be alarmed if you have is it true that make

the decision do that or is like a conversation that you and your girl have no I do it I do it yeah I did that that

wasn't we can have a conversation about it how long you gotta be together before you do that's what I'm saying what do they do that makes you wanna try a

question as the time listen that can be that can be a little too certain females that because a little scary like she

just look now that you didn't have that talk with her and her face is on your phone I would only assume that that would kind

of through well everything that we're talking about is and under the pretense of her liking you right because we're

aware that uh when they like you and when they don't that the interpretation is different right so yes you have to

like you but it's like stuck I mean earlier if you get in early before you

really know if the relation the tone whoa

you hit that one out the park okay if you get in late now you just kind of look corny because you didn't get the

credit for being early and believe it in a relationship and you got your girl on your phone which is trash okay I don't know if I don't know if I

want to be in a relationship with a girl that puts that much credit to her being the background on my phone hurdle no

it's not for her I think I'm gonna do her okay so you got a thorough with you actually girl on your phone for you

yeah you don't want to cool I'm cool that would have open a phone what happens when like you're mad at her or

maybe you're a little tired of you know maybe you spent so much time together or something like that oh by that point you broke your phone

eraser like you all the way locked in with shorty yeah your model is amazed you to a mall is really amazed by people

being in love no I'm just I'm just asking I'm just asking him because if he's doing that I would assume that if

it's not something that she acts toward that's to ever win I would assume cuz she owned the home screen that you're

taking this thing seriously yeah since I

stopped over my other question I want to know why none of us have met her or you haven't brought her around you was at

Joe's Crab on what day was then when I stop by real quick Saturday everybody was there on Saturday mmm you bring it

through so you get to see the baby say what's up to sis so wait let's sin feel about so y'all never I know I have I met your girl

that's crazy I'll see y'all at often oh this is Joe down in the Love & Hip Hop history books

but what is the truth what is a lie and that's a good question what's up my

[ __ ] so while we what is the truth and what is alive while we meet you girl we

could've done this behind your back man you ain't talking no all right so we get

off you let's get into some things that this podcast is accurately predicted unfortunately because I was really

hoping to be wrong about this disease thing snitch word in journalism it's

called breaking news yeah well one of the stories the chick was guy oh no one

of the stories that came out she didn't I don't I don't think that that was and I've seen a lot of women saying that they didn't think that showed he had a

case they said that that was sounding like she was just talking a bunch of [ __ ] I will say that you know not

not to sound insensitive and I'm getting off this but when you I would read in the text I guess we're so I'm conditioned now to have our have my

antennas up so when I read the text it was like damn if I received that text I would like I was being set up mmm that's it

just Rhett you can always tell when text just read different you can always tell when back in the day when somebody was

listening on 3-way you can just tell definitely tell when a chick is texting you and plans on screenshot saying

she'll I heard you got it that's that's

what you voice know them at them voice no disappear note on it on Twitter like

the way you can put a screenshot you might be a little safer she could probably if she could put a voice notice in a group chat right can you see I

don't know can I've seen you a voice note oh you could send it to somebody else I don't think so I don't think so i think on the update they will fix it

yeah I'm sure the app was listening right now you'll feel transcendent a voice note but it's some [ __ ] you want

screen shot there's nothing worse than sending a voice no really giving to your bag and an argument and your thumb slip

and you stop recording you like I don't even get that ball if like Dan you're

the only time I ever use the voice note thing is when I'm [ __ ] texting send

it to the group chat so y'all can hear how I'm laughing at all idiots yeah I never asked I know I'm you turned it on

and like spoke I don't know why when people send me those I'm like why did you text where the voice know button is

is just set up for the wedding can touch it in your pocket and then you realize you just sent a minute voice note to

somebody oh I'm the king of sending you two minute voice notes and we're in my pocket but anyway we got too much [ __ ]

that we've done my disease man and don't worry more well I like word on the street there's a few more stories that's

why I can't even you got to be careful you are quick to defend I'm not defending them I'm just saying that that

one particular case I saw with the I forgot what the woman's name was but I've seen a lot of women saying like you

know shorty had opportune time to leave and it's that in the third leg that wasn't abuse that's what a lot of women were like saying they died that

willing to be specific to that this case in this case only and it also wasn't a

situation where she were for him or ripped him where if she left that would jeopardize her career right

that there was time for her to leave and then when she went back and continued on with the sexual act after she stated

that Aziz was like if you're uncomfortable right we don't have to do this right so I think those type of

cases kind of take away from the women that are actually being abused to be quite honest yeah but that's why a lot

of women don't that's the problem a lot of women don't come forward because they they feel like when women are caught

lying that means all women a lot exactly you know means so and and this was perfect for everyone ago I told you so on them

on the male side right which is a bit unfortunate but we have failed at covering this topic in the past six

months so we should maybe move on you're absolutely right why is that funny

apparently you don't want to kiss a rose matters how did you make this beautiful

song and be a predator what the [ __ ] is wrong with you [ __ ] you can't sing

about the sea but I'm telling you man that this is this this error that we

enter it exposes so much about let's see it an OD just hit you know that is a

predator no no [ __ ] what are you doing in that no he bout to kill this [ __ ]

right

yo speaking of these oh let's talk about feel though what's up with seal feel is

ugly enough to be a predator yeah but like you could play predator you got a

lot of money in CLO that song silly I couldn't escape that solver not at all shows on every [ __ ] that one second

you know that that song killed now volume there were deadly but now by now

he is [ __ ] crazy Kevin Lau's would [ __ ] pump it up on a now before I was probably your biggest

forma he pulled out he put let me tell you how much of a piece of hate of Jim

Kevin loud foot pump it up on now valium 42 before my debut album and then the

week before my debut album put it on the Fast and Furious soundtrack which so 400,000 units we wanted

I hate Def Jam wait to interview Kevin Laue damn it speaking of your former rap

career somebody uh tagged me at um defense called a Nike commercial I killed that joke

oh no words no you know no I'm just saying I forgot about that commercial yeah dubby killed that beat too you know

speaking of uh songs that's a little funny now ice why are you here your man Chris Brown um you never listen

to the words to that no exit song ya know what's crazy are you uncomfortable

I'm not even joking right now listen ice and I share the same love for Chris Brown's album so I called myself

cleaning on a Sunday singing no exit cuz I love that song I was like whoa wait a

second always talking about not letting a woman a woman escape the [ __ ] is

called no exit he meant that [ __ ] not in this climate you can't make records lately you know a song I heard recently

there was a little rapey to me Juelz Santana Chris Brown back to the crib the choruses she don't even know yet but we

going back to the group it's kind of wild crazy

that's Wow ice you don't care about this know everything I'm trying to think

now don't think no here it is coming the word is right [Music]

I don't know what he said you write the Molly where's Polly stop kicking he

stops lowering the words [ __ ] it works though yeah so you gotta be on

Molly too sure wait wait hold up very clear my love

I'm not going nowhere swag there's no exit there's no exit I'm not worried

about nothing cuz you can't go anywhere [Music]

they really in the lancet I felt man Silence of the Lambs [ __ ] don't worry

about it [ __ ] man the great record is like I love that song great but I just

feel like the best songs are made from like honesty much like comedy like the best comedy is is birthed from like

honest [ __ ] you gotta be careful man

ain't no exit if you just said that to a woman well he got a cup instead of sang it I listened to his catalogue and even

going back if you listen to the first verse of poppin it's a little uh yeah Chris Brown is scary talented man like

his talent level is scary he just said you could get away with a lot he got in

his own way to sing it or wrap it well cuz rappers and R&B singers I've gotten away with some [ __ ] you could never just

say to a girl tell me you're all of these sexual allegations and these were

so like kind of a sounds rapey I don't

want us to sound [ __ ] creepy yeah oh my next topic it's got a repo wait but

listen there are ladies hole up damn it with my [ __ ] let night ladies this is

good for y'all number one and your hair to know that this was the next step let

me alright so let me make a timeline for some of the younger people even more nervous when you make time and since I'm

making a timeline let me throw a little sidebar out there my son then lost his virginity and ain't touch the Xbox since

[Laughter] type of box yeah but he my swag I walked

out of my room that next day see mo yo what's up what's good mom well that's you much like much like me cuz the Apple

don't fall far from the tree man when I've got my first piece enjoy boy without open I'm seeing

someone else treats yeah yeah he texting you back fast enough no I follow yeah he look a law he's

definitely yes you can never say that that's not Joe Budden's son I'll tell you that much effect he's smitten you

can't deny him but anyway he tries to

look cool I don't ever want to be smitten what's my line under smitten but then wait let me tell you so his his ass

and his little 16 year old friend and I did not say could come to my house somehow he was in my house uh and Chef

John was listening to them plot in the kitchen tray don't know if we just [ __ ] on is be the chef he owns Jeff yeah Chef

John telling me about all that [ __ ] trade be saying we're never talking around Chef John again ever hears this

one something about if I'm not gonna talk people that work for you have some

type of loyalty to you but [ __ ] on Chef John's the trade was on and another

[ __ ] for it looked that way this is like fight it was then that was a

weak-ass choke oh we don't want to fight we can't watch the other pocket but anyway up what was that talking about before I got

into my Oh Joe alright so this let me paint the timeline for you on that Chef John [ __ ] Chef John's tracking me a heartattack with all those [ __ ]

cholesterol words you guys stop yo some is wrong bacon and sausage every single morning

Rory is not a bacon well chef John is 300 pounds well now he used to be but

you could tell you got fat dude plates every day no I give I give half of it to my dogs yeah sure I was concerned as a

friend I don't even trying to crack jokes I'm called you concerned I'm concerned as a dog owner to the crib the

last time laying a Harlem and Brooklyn got here like all of Brooklyn is he I think Harlem can stand up and walk on

his hind legs but so here's the timeline young people

back in the day are they really trying to go back in the day when you met a bisexual girl it was like epic it wasn't

a common was you thing yes right then times changing that just became cool and

whatever also if you were too young for the white girls would ask phenomenon the

Asian girls would ask phenomena when they started to become shapely you know these are segments that are docked

well-documented in time right so then we had to get used to the whole surgery thing where everybody started getting

surgery but then I accepted that because today and 2018 there are new ways to age

and goddamnit if you want to go and enhance yourself by all means go ahead and do what you got to do however what

did you think the next step was from women putting [ __ ] in their ass

didn't nobody think about the evolution did anybody we started to think about

hey if this continues what's next see because I obsess over [ __ ] so I asked

that so what is next before we get to that point we don't even know how these asses are gonna age no it's over now the [ __ ] sex robots

are here what's the [ __ ] that y'all think what's coming next sex robots are

here yeah that's the little plastic blow-up dolls that Al Bundy had in the

no ma'am club in the basement was that the name of the club I don't know but it is now that's a great man it wasn't no

man no ma'am I think it was no man mal Bundy don't get enough credit outside his four touchdowns at poker but

uh the next step would be [ __ ] a robot is that the next step after surgery a

whole different human being that's not a yes the robots are here [ __ ] a robotic

scream man we've been talking about robots on this podcast for Wall Street yeah yeah yo every time I go to my

[ __ ] barber he's [ __ ] a robot No oh he is so excited to talk to this girl

Alexa [ __ ] Alexa do this Alexa volume down Alexa [ __ ] up Alexa

gonna be cutting your hair one day that's what boy no you're not hearing what I'm saying I'm here um that's what I'm saying the

robots are here I'll go to supermarket one [ __ ] chick can't have to check out

yes when you gotta steal the robots a here already and their [ __ ] days wild

though all the things that robots would start to do with we're gonna go with [ __ ] first but what am i all the

things they could they could solve war like we can put them out to shoot other robots from other countries now let's just go [ __ ] them oh you gotta be a you

were just a different type of weirdo to [ __ ] other sex robot OD okay now I think you [ __ ] [ __ ] timeout timeout before

this conversation progresses necrophilia is a thing number one I know Joe yeah

things to the weirdos okay so before we go too far into Judgment Day no one that

[ __ ] a tip can I talk all y'all gonna talk I have a question for everybody in the room sure has anyone in here ever

you just used a Fifi what's the feel of never has I've never been locked up in

prison so no if you it first of all if you and Nikita has your freedom using a

Fifi they should take you right back to jail for that they should bring you up on further charges put you in the same

cell you just got out of okay so two degrees that's fine nothing wrong with none of y'all haven't used it but that's

all it is though you sound like you do know what it is oh yeah so my question

to you is if that can be a common practice because at one stage in life a

Fifi was common practice no it's common practice to [ __ ] in jail that don't have females around when you're in the

free world what I'm saying is women around meet some women have conversations okay I tell because

of course because humans humans adapt right we just adapt to wherever we are

so we don't know into what we're in the circumstance what we're what our abilities are it wasn't until I was

institutionalized that I knew a Fifi felt good that feels good it does not

feel bad when you don't have other options so my point in saying that is institutionalized did a night talking

like Morgan Freeman and shot sick how long as you like Rory doesn't know my history at all Rory doesn't know very

much about me at all but uh my point is if that can feel good in a way for in

any circumstance then why the [ __ ] wouldn't it try to put some [ __ ] in the robot and handle [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] them nobody here's more graphics and [ __ ]

listen do you see what they doing on the [ __ ] robots you know how it been they let you design they let me build your

robot chick surgery right now she let you build up if you're gonna pay for it

yeah how big you want this ass how big you want these titties you gonna pay for it like it's the same [ __ ] there's

nothing that they're ever gonna replicate that's gonna equate to a real woman I don't give a [ __ ] sex robot Fifi

there's nothing like a real core small so all that love [ __ ] those weirdos

trying to take over the world [ __ ] that create sex robots are the [ __ ] in the basements that are coming

out to give fresh more question is right and that can ask you a question yeah and then and this would normally be from my

side weirdo podcast and I'm a star if if human civilization had to come to an end

could you give me the three ways did you think it would end I mean it would

definitely end with some type of artificial intelligence for sure okay

that's our number one well yeah I mean what kind of you know what that it kind of thought that would y2k kinda yeah

that was something technology technology is the thing they we just in demand why I think they were early I think that

technology is going to do it and they were maybe um maybe a hundred years early yeah I'll say technologies coming

if you look around the world coming yeah I would say technology but my thing is with all these sex robots it's again

it's it's the weirdos that are just you know the smart kids in school that would eat pencils all day they're adults now

and they've graduated from MIT and they've gone on to do great things and in companionship yeah and they never had

a real woman they know it so just for the sake of conversation nobody in this room would ever [ __ ] a sex robot no no

no no okay Molly because of you you just

wouldn't leave me alone until I did Molly man that was hot effort yeah make

it wouldn't leave me alone no it is but

you you know it's Trudeau you was like here just it why not bro after seventeen

why not bros it turns you just give me the [ __ ] filler Molly I gave Florida else in Afghanistan

Molly in Afghanistan is worried I don't know where we was but I found Somali out of it I wasn't gonna do it alone was not

Molly no I don't know what was a man that was a great and I had to call the guys

get the band back together all right Moll yes give us the UH see certain shape we

could like I come on and try to break news you have the ability to break news but you [ __ ] so you won't do it you

could have called this Chris Paul [ __ ] a long time ago right Rockets yeah actually I did predict that Chris Paul

is gonna [ __ ] somebody I just thought it would be James Harden but I didn't know I didn't know they would know 2018 of

your group oh you somewhat the last night yeah that was that was that was traveling that was traveling Austin

getting into that and then James and Chris was holding Travis yeah I was sleep so I missed I kind of missed what

did Austin want even planned he was talking [ __ ] to travel in the cylons what end of the game and traveling like

it's all [ __ ] Detroit like Austin shut the [ __ ] it's like shut up and I'll slap you no you can't do that trash why not

Austin Rivers can't talk tough like come on but if you cousin the whole NBA looks

at you like the privileged kid whose dad is GMO the only reason you're even on this team now not saying Austin can't

play let me say that cuz what you have said in the past and no gotten better Andy and he's gotten better but he was

given the opportunity to grow and get better because of who his father is and his father brought him to the team it was a lot like the NBA knows the AMIA

community knows that he was definitely given more space and opportunity to grow then most other players would be given

so now when you're on the sidelines talking like you're you know any elite

guy and you talking stuff like shut the [ __ ] off thing got a big contract right

his dad gave him a contra I don't give a [ __ ] if the I don't give a [ __ ] if the

garbage man gave me the big contract once I got it [ __ ] I'm here no you're here but you can't start when

does he make one Trev I don't know what Austin's contract is so if they're in

the same ballpark of payment and I'm just playing but it's not even about that it's not even about the contract what was he saying

I don't know fella yes you do I don't know be the trainer I didn't talk about texting me we just laughing about an

accent I didn't ask him what was said but it was just that type of [ __ ] and then it just spilled over into the travel one to go a locker room and [ __ ]

Austin Rivers um well it turns into like you'll learn of his dad after the game

let's see what your answer that who thinks the rivers is what are you talking about Moses IDO if you don't

learn it no no that's the thing you can't sex that's what I'm saying you can't talk like you can do that if you

can't it ain't about the contracts it's like you don't talk tough because you're not willing to go and do tough [ __ ] you

can't do black people [ __ ] at these white people with it that's why they did in the locker room let's go to locker

room you know how to deal at the white people event yes at the venue but it's like it's in a locker whatever happens in here stays in here

Gilbert Arenas all say all the waters are here but I thought that's only because it was you know it turned into

like a big security let me let me ask you a question and you may avoid it but I'm asking

anyway since you know all the league-wide rumors he's got with these

while everything [ __ ] think Blake Griffin is jump on not that he's jump

that means he's Joan yeah but no and I'm not saying that bleep he's a big Duke

that's what I'm saying I'm cool not the NBA [ __ ] ain't gonna go past that and

it's not gonna turn into you know I mean this is this is that though they had two

other NBA [ __ ] try to get into it on yesterday Ben Simmons in a there's place

in Houston Clippers game two we own

tornadoes don't get a twisty this son who's an NBA does I do really from that

background don't get it twisted but top of the list is that Gregor to me but but a lot of these dudes is not the

ones that's you see like they that's not them they're not doing that here no I

mean I - the last night was just you know Chris Paul Blake Griffin [ __ ] but it's Trev okay yeah he's good okay he's

good yeah as long as as long as Trevor's okay alright Kevin Spacey hey sniggers that was a

great segue by allegedly what he said this one hurts I really liked Kevin

Spacey man I did so Kevin Spacey went from touching boy touching little boys

to hatin [ __ ] he's having the hell over you I was kidding who'd he piss off that's what I want to

know apparently um during the taping a house of cards in 2012 this taping in

which a lot of black people were working in production some one of the black

people from the production company or security team overheard Kevin Spacey say oh I don't want these [ __ ]

watching my trailer well we've been fair

I don't want a bunch of [ __ ] watching my trail either so Spacey I'm with you bro but I can say boycott the NFL right

more no but I can say that cuz I'm a black man so I can see that Kevin Spacey can't but we share the same sentiment so

does happen in 2012 he just expressed it and he shouldn't but I I feel them I understand what he's coming from like

don't I don't want all these [ __ ] watching my trailer bro yo chain took mall as well chain something mall is a

whole different but it's the truth though you want to watch it I know you feel the same way I don't know exactly

exactly Kevin Spacey just shouldn't be the one saying it but I understand where he's coming from I understand what he's

saying black people could say that though that's what I'm saying how we can say 100% for sure but I feel

him I understand what you said he just you can't just say that no illusions and

I feel like black people love Kevin Spacey we'd be like he was one of us like we kind of like did usual suspects

yeah like we took me that's why this one hurts man ver boo can't you acting like

that that's what [ __ ] got to stop doing but that's why that's why at the end of the day and I feel like all white

people are like that closed doors I feel like parks 100% says [ __ ] when we leave I know he clears up by these

[ __ ] [ __ ] Joe keeps coming ahead spilling [ __ ] on my carpet what thousand pass it on no Park say sure cuz

Rory says black woman so I know when he'd get mad dad [ __ ] [ __ ] keep coming let's stop rumors now I have mercy don't

do that don't do what in the privacy of by yourself in the house you've no

tonight no hey keeping it real with his [ __ ] I said you gotta keep it real with his [ __ ] man you gotta keep it

back man you gotta keep it real with his [ __ ] man you've never said that no well you're you're I grew up around

black people my old life I it was just not in my vocabulary I couldn't said

that about a girl that pissed him off oh I don't think that I don't think that and I don't think all white people feel

like that but it hurts that Kevin's be know that did you feel like that but they have said it among small I grew up in the era where white people got

punched in the [ __ ] face for saying that word it was not in my vocabulary oh the 90s was different more it was

different fade up today yeah I can be like I just came outside last night I was yeah I know

it was different but I'm just saying it by yourself it's not even know what

should I say with nobody's are almost like when your girls they just admit it I won't be mad trying to set me up I

would be hurt I would be hurt if Leo Fitz some [ __ ] like this Leonardo DiCaprio like there's a few white actors

that I mean I would feel way if they say some [ __ ] like that I'm a little hurt about a chemistry teacher but [ __ ] him yeah nice over for

net but see that's the thing about us though once we do it once once we do away with you is over you can't come back yeah it might have a space you can

write we can't we won't watch nothing for free on Netflix and Kevin Spacey anymore like it's over no yes ah do you

all want to talk about art now I'm all for Kevin Spacey I don't care about this

uh we didn't talk about this cardi tattoo that's on this guy's neck which

we talked about on after tattooin your girl's name on you we can

we predict a lot of zippers broadcast we do what is that see I don't I just don't

understand what that because to me that's just so cliche now I'm trying to

root for offset and me goes after our 2017 fallout

let me just there's a I'm trying to root for some of the people that I had fallout with the amigos there's a few

other people that I'm trying to root for out there no I'm rude I'm rule for them too I just don't understand we I'm just talking

about she's getting your girl here I know your boyfriend's name tattooed on you I just don't understand yeah and I don't I don't understand the

phone background so I couldn't even begin to start with the tattoos were like explain this to us which I want me

to explain man what's up I've asked away worry I'm here I know you skipped all my questions I'm viewing I guess someone

else got to do this I said you ever had a girl name tattooed on you I don't have any tattoos

could've got it removed nice [ __ ] I don't have any tattoos neither to put on

me permanently this is my only thing all right so let's let's try to let me try to navigate this to a place that maybe

some of you guys will be able to identify with the engagement right the

tattoo there's a lot of little things that are happening as a result of him

[ __ ] on camera so I wanted to ask you gentlemen

what are some of the lengths pause that you guys have gone to when either faced

with the potential of getting caught cheating or facing the music of getting

caught you well what are some of the worst ways you've ever been caught cheating more I really wish you could jump in in this conversation but you

know life just not oh gee I've never led you to a point where oh I don't I'm not

I don't cheat man gotta stop jumping out the window you'll get her forgiveness back you don't have to marry her or

tattoo her name in your skin give it like a day don't just don't show like

all right well [ __ ] I guess I got a tattoo spot like let her calm down and then we'll

talk about it young [ __ ] don't know no better than what Joe does is great he gives a woman

a whole album that's romantic that's that's dope is [ __ ] Oh [ __ ] shoot at me no I think that's

go I will you just do a whole album Sheik that's music forever that's that's crazy that's dope is you made some of your

best records when you were in love so that was dope no well seriously all jokes aside 100

percent following wall after the podcast leaving here where it is all right so

y'all okay this [ __ ] is [ __ ] y'all cha oh y'all cha I get it I get it I get

anything China to blow their own spots up here this one anytime you talk about

I don't understand Joe and Rory yeah

everybody already knows my my past transgressions I know man it was a joke I'm mostl to my vintage or even sipping

that bottle for 17 straight seconds it's gonna burst on a tone I want that this

is what I was saying about Rory to before you before you got here Rory in his unemployment loves to hang out the

guy that was just hanging out at TR oh you wasn't asked to be there he was just there that joke ain't funny enough that's

repeated 90 times you don't even know that it was cool it would be like the

singer but you [ __ ] you like they know

and why is that such like why is he attacking me cuz I'm saying you'd like to hang out it's network no your cuz

you're lying he has more free time now you don't know well I want to know where I hang out the club like where where am

i hanging out wait am i in the [ __ ] min my in bizarro world am i but so I talk to you less okay wait wait exactly

where we refer him to though when he was hanging out what you say hanging out Rory is everywhere boy puts me on to all

of the new trendy poppings Oh No and then lines me there so Rory's

dad oh he always do more he knows a good

bar he knows a good I was doing that when I had I hit him about that stuff you nobody was doing that when he had it

on my point is if you're that guy mmm wouldn't you have hung out Rory's

hang out man I say that and this [ __ ] squares up with nah he's definitely eating no hang out man he knows a good bar he knows what the best Jam is I read

I still just wondering where I've been hanging out because I've been at the crew you hang them in your hangout man

hangman for Roman dude so do y'all want to talk about the culture too dropping I

know that's really big to the hip-hop world he goes so far sounds good album

for culture I thought you did it yeah that one didn't really know I don't know

I'm at last- act like I'm well versed on my Meagles well yeah and I can't tell the difference soon album and a [ __ ]

mixtape anymore anyway yeah we don't know but when does it come out I don't know they bought my check I told you to

use next part yeah what a Friday after Russell yeah and I think I saw I don't

want it isn't a single number one right now on urban yes motorsport oh no the

old one good one Congrats to no one who grants to the label I was totally wrong

about that so I thought that song would come and come and go and it did but yo if y'all made the label keep spending so

I heard nobody I've been out a couple

times and ain't everything I've been beast in the here yeah you heard it come

on you got a chain though I don't go no way bro I don't go I'll tell you about snot lines don't go anywhere I don't go

anyway if I don't play it I don't hear it honestly yeah it's been so cold good well speaking of that in Atlantic did

you see nipsey's tweet about streaming yeah that was interesting a lot of people made sure we saw that we was all

added and that was what I was confused about this podcast is about that it's about

that the wider fuckin'-a adding us like we are in a weird no no that but they were just trying to you know make sure that

we saw it I treated the same type of information a couple days before that here outside I'll read it this is all based off no

news 1 million streams YouTube is $690 Spotify as 4370 Apple music is 7350

entitle is 12,500 Amazon music is 4020 YouTube is not 690 do first of all

YouTube's that's not true this is a little different because YouTube is a free platform so I don't know if you could base that off there like you can't

really gauge how many people are subscribing because of your album and how many people are playing it YouTube gives you more than 600 and that was

dollars that was my only thing about it like that check that's that's all I all I know on on that whole list is that

that is false and Spotify also and they don't pay you a lot but that number is

like a little too low Spotify I believe has a free part as well and as ads but I think there is a free subscription you

can do for Spotify because I think that changes a lot because title it's not as many subscribers and if you bring in a

certain amount of people for your exclusive project they're gonna pay you more right so wow I see what nipsey's

saying here this is gauge different because there are different platforms

it's interesting but I think yeah I think it's pretty common knowledge I

thought I mean not common I guess but I guess it's not common to the casual man

cuz a lot of there sells records it's I guess for people to see it right written

right gives you a different a lot of responses when I talked about how when you sell a album you make $6 $7 whatever

it is if u stream album a hundred times you make 90 cents I had a someone asked me what the

difference is between buying and streaming out 100 times and that is the math so speaking of that now that you

say that and my memory is really trashed so forgive me if I [ __ ] this up but and Jimmy Iovine interview that he did where

he was talking about not leaving Apple I think yeah he he mentioned

he was talking about the future of streaming and streaming music and all that [ __ ] and he said that something

about how baby Apple was behind because or somebody was behind or streaming periods behind on iTunes because there's

not original I want to find what he said cuz I'm really butchering what he said

whatever he said don't about not being able to stream original [ __ ] multiple

times podcasting was the answer to I don't have to hear the quote because

find that [ __ ] quote save on pull up that interview of Jimmy Iovine saying

he's not leaving Apple and go all the way to the end of it because that's where it was and then had me like wait

what [ __ ] so what was the gist though I

have to read it he was defending something that was just it just didn't make sense it didn't it didn't it didn't

sound right but we'll pull it up ah but to piggyback off of Rory's conversation I didn't want to speak about this too

because I thought this was intriguing Disney planning to buy all of Fox's

assets that's really really if anybody is paying a pang like really close

attention and then in the content world and just like in media and corporate America there's a lot going on Oh Disney

is doing their own [ __ ] there is a well days are about to start their own Netflix type of operation that's happening the Disney pulled all of their

Marvel [ __ ] from Netflix in purchasing this all of Fox assets they reclaim the

rights to the some of the Marvel heroes that were sold before Disney purchased

like uh what's the [ __ ] that everybody likes a Deadpool ok Captain America and

there's one more this deal also really affects sports as well that's true I

think still retains notes they retain fs1 I read this so let me read it to you

guys I'll go because this article and let me give credit to USA Today this article explains

how this purchase effects sports movies

and all the [ __ ] so it says what this means for movies for superhero fans

buying 20th Century Fox's film and TV studios could help Disney fulfill many comic book fans long-awaited dream a

return of the x-men and Fantastic Four characters to the original owner and

that would be because they sold off the rights blah blah blah blah ah let's see the

sale gives Marvel home to the Iron Man Captain America and Avengers franchise is the ability to fully integrate the

popular characters into future films together that's big so that affects that let's see Star Wars I don't give a [ __ ] about

Star Wars for sports fans Disney has a new roster of sports networks to

complement ESPN and to bolster its direct-to-consumer ESPN Plus subscription streaming service

expected to launch next year pause there for a minute YouTube is also launching

YouTube read soon I think it's already I know that's been out for YouTube TV

they're about to focus on that desert they're about to invest they're about to

go Fox owns 15 regional sports networks nationwide these networks have broadcast

rights deals with 44 of 81 Major League Baseball NBA and NHL teams as well as

broadcast rights for many Division one college sport teams in those respective areas Fox is 80 percent stake in the YES

Network which broadcasts the New York Yankees and Brooklyn Nets has been speculated to go to Disney as well

here's what is not sold Fox's National Foxes National Fox Sports one network

that it launched alongside FS 2 and 2013 to compete with our bar about what it means for sports while Disney owned ESPN

has rights to a variety of national broadcasts for professional baseball football and basketball as well as major

Division one college sports it's less deep on regional games Fox's network help make ESPN's plant 2018 streaming

service more Trek big [ __ ] is going on the bottom line just make sense because you're if you're merging fox with ESPN

essentially it's kind of what's potentially could happen so now you're looking to majorly affect what Netflix

is doing but but I'm assuming that all of this is connected to bright on Netflix and why they're now ultra

spending for a bunch of [ __ ] well Netflix I think also is getting out of the business of other people's content like it's hard to find not

Netflix content on there for me at least there's like wave a up with some movies

it's a it's way lighter than it used to be 100 most originals on me everything

you got a dig they make it so when you open up the app or whatever it's all Netflix [ __ ] first and then you can if

you dig you can find audition yeah that's that's that's the purpose of this Netflix is trash not a lot I would say

it's a higher percentage that's the only thing you have like you don't even pay for cable then yeah it's trash but right if you want some cool shows

every now and then cable is trash I mean that's true well what streaming service do you like Hulu I love you too like you

to to music like searching videos are actually watching if you can't watch I mean no I mean Hulu is cool you - I mean

Netflix is cool when something dope comes out right but if you just sit in

the crib you pull up Netflix and in China just find some [ __ ] is difficult you have to be invested in their

original content yes so terribly should I always wish that one of those sites would at least have like some type of

Rotten Tomatoes score or something where you could like yes it's hard to time again I gotta get y'all on Plex man

I changed the way alright so I found the Jimmy Iovine a quote that I was looking

for well thanks Avon found it ah and he says and I quote he says next Oh

Netflix has all the all that original stuff and it's 1199 he said music

everybody has everything plus the free tears every song is on you too

so how can they charge 1199 to a consumer I'm like no I'm gonna buy this

and get the music for free it's a massive problem even if it was ever

solved could that price point work they asked that he says I don't know I think if it were big enough it could cost less

put yourself in Kansas without a job and YouTube is free Pandora's free Spotify is free if there's a restaurant down the

street with the exact same food is this restaurant it's on a mountain with the view only this one's for free a lot of people are gonna gonna eat there how are

you sir I'm well I'm right in the middle of a podcast where are you are you in New

York will you be here tonight I'll call

you in the morning Oh baby's excellent man the baby's great

he's a chimp raising the king he's good the show looking good you look you're

looking I'd like to go to a watch party y'all look like you're having a lot of fun what is it puffy and Billy Billy

yeah I want to do that Billy and Diddy I'm with that hit me in the morning a

glove he says what does this happen in

here what's the code earphone say boss I don't know I want people to laugh at me

all the way I do all right let me see these these are issues the recognition

you have to deal with no no if they deal with this ain't even when I was looking for bottom line he's saying his point

was with music you stream it once but then it's for free everywhere so we

can't really battle a Netflix who continues to stream original content

right and my response to that is you [ __ ] idiot not idiot of course

because you're arguably smart man of music but y'all have an entire podcast

department one Apple and y'all are monetizing it

all wrong uh I get it y'all tryin to fix that now Carl all the people Apple don't attack me I see y'all trying to fix it

now the problem is everybody's trying to fix it now title is trying to fix it Spotify is trying to fix it Pandora's

trying to fix it everybody revolt is trying to fix it everybody net Sirius is trying to fix it

MTV is trying to fix it BT is trying to fix it and there's a million other networks and production companies that

are trying to fix it right now now now that's crazy to me that Jimmy

Iovine could be that smart and and and say that when it goes to my point my

question that me and you talk about all-time Parkes mmm this podcast is 2 to 3 hours long right of original content

right and it's streaming right the [ __ ] is the difference and me coming to your

house and making a song and it's streaming right for 3 [ __ ] minutes right you can't make sense of it

you cannot somebody I mean it's odd cuz Apple put that podcast app on the

[ __ ] iPhone 3 like it's been there forever it's not like Apple has not been aware of what podcasts are and how

important they are they you couldn't even delete the app for [ __ ] 10 years like to the party man the first ones to

be on it I could see a Spotify cuz cuz they're relatively new but Apple has been aware of podcasts and pushing

podcasts for quite some time well I mean nothing's ever gonna be perfect so even when they fixed that problem another problem will come up you

know I mean and this is just I'm trying to fix perfect yeah to be perfect we

askin [ __ ] foot of creators to be paid somewhat close to their worth right

yeah because if all the creators get up and just walk out I always go back to

that if we all just stop then what it's

over yeah they don't have anything you can't I'm Matt we're not asking for [ __ ] to be perfect for YouTube to pay above pennies

on the dollar right and we all in here love YouTube to make truly but down to

and Spotify and somebody's streaming yo to getting over bro you know you two seems crazy because

they doubling up on ads now - it used to be one you could skip it after three seconds now you got to watch two 30-second ads that you can't skip yeah

that's a lot of money going to YouTube's pocket so I just want to say that for the creators out there look around in

the world my [ __ ] please be aware of what people are doing they are getting

ready [ __ ] they got Disney logo in the magic jersey right now yes as well but I

mean where would that leave us as podcasters if it goes into that screen streaming formula where it is exclusive

branded like maybe I can't upload the soundcloud that get rid of whatever that code is called and we're just exclusive

to Apple now are we at the same dollar point as an artist and do they have ads

running Wow our podcast is running if you if you tell if you're talking to me

no we're we're more valuable than the artists yeah if you're talking to me

that's the way it has to change the like they have to just start then a date they have to start respecting creators more

than they respect these ads and he's these other things because it's like they'll never do that because the creators now are just even the [ __ ]

artists now they just are vehicles for that that's it yeah musicians and music

people and fans casual with anybody out there I don't know if y'all seeing that's all it's happening with music

yeah I mean that's the same thing with professional sports the same thing with TV shows you're just driving for ads to

come yeah the add point goes up wasn't abaut happen it wasn't always so overt

mmm it was I just don't think we were looking at it the way we are now because it's affecting music more than it ever

has before yeah I mean now we have more information I think people that have been in TV their whole life this is this

has been a problem that's been around forever it's [ __ ] back to Chapelle like I'm

bringing in 500 million dollars and you want to give me 50 million wait Aziz war to me to [ __ ] and and nudists and knew

what was going on see that's where it just gets a little tricky I'm not even I'm not even joking because if he if I

noticed she was coming he noticed [ __ ] is coming he know there's more she'd come in and you was up there reppin that

me - [ __ ] is a lot it's gonna be a lot of predators reppin at me - [ __ ] man he was just putting his girl's face in the

iPhone before the you know man preemptively striking smart didn't

dissing Drake before the Drake disco your phone again I still got to see that

her movie like I saw it what movie you only need to see it once it's not

something yet to revisit but it's a bad movie I enjoy I want to see I want to see them what was that movie but I

suggested this guy he falls phone no

that was a good movie that's me I love my phone

speaking of I black mocha boss the UH black pant and I said I think it would set records and clearly a song low Z

hole and the week after we spoke about it I came in and said you're right no

but I'm just bringing it up and that now that is closer to the movie coming out the black people love to support black [ __ ] do they now yeah now it's Lanka and

its trendiness trendy its trendy it's old did I like I like the people that that that just do it authentically yeah

no I mean but I'm happy about it no I am too and we're all going to get you you want to see a movie right oh yeah I'm

gonna go see you too man see what the [ __ ] Michael B Jordan is doing Michael B Jordan is one of [ __ ] I just want to

know what he's doing what I wouldn't know what Michael B Jordan the rich it's

really like that [ __ ] man you got any streets written anything that chicks really really like at some

point my Anna's doing you tried to hold

the hate back but you said let me let this pink lip go this it's not a clip of

here's a clip of him I do know that that sounded like hey you know I don't know

but I'm saying that's just hate of [ __ ] that's something to be doing yeah

yeah he's not no no he just happens to being probably the biggest Marvel movie

every about good the biggest actor I'm talking [ __ ] but I really enjoy his his

glow-up Donald Glover's glow up ATL second season is back mm-hmm coming

coming coming coming coming trailer was it the trailer was really dark definitely didn't have the comic relief

that that did show was initially pitched as you trash for looking for comic relief the trailer got damaged rough

crowd out there look like someone's about to die in the trailer good I want to see it now I want to see

[ __ ] about to die cuz they just do Don heo so hey speaking of shows have y'all peep the shower yeah oh yes yes has

there been a third episode I've only seen the first two armed third episode is this weekend that [ __ ] is really really good man what does common have to

do with that show up outside of being from shot I think's peace and the best pizzas from the show but he's in it

though right the best pizzas from the

shop okay we're not doing this but oh

that's that's what I wanted to talk about a man we even getting into this the Lakers way very important it's

really important and I was shocked I almost didn't want to talk about this [ __ ] cuz my [ __ ] that's my [ __ ] man but you know it's one you want you ate

at one point it was a little beef little beef but nope the good version

Hey ladies a tournament welcome to 101.9 zj verified on the hey

o [ __ ] be jamming with this dick before but this is not why I'm playing this I read an interview I'm gonna turn

this down a little bit look with your tars coming in hey I'm so glad hey isn't

that dying in 2018 I like it okay who's gonna ham hey and that's the [ __ ]

Thundercat signal for the dots okay hey yeah yeah let you know the honey's

hitting now yes make your move Aziz yo

so listen to this DJ envy I read an interview and I Amanda them it's real

[ __ ] [ __ ] it's just funny it's just funny to admit and read DJ envy role

plays with his wife would you like to read the quote do you have the quote I

have to quote wallet so confuse boy has

no idea what's happening alright alright let's hear it Envy tells essence magazines and that's trash did you tell

an essence not to sound too crazy but she's my everything she's my wife she'll

turn into my little [ __ ] everything we wanted to do in bed we do I've been a cowboy I've been Barack Obama I've been

a police officer and one time I was Maxwell

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wait what do he mean by he was maximum

no what do you mean by any of that [ __ ] Oh so we mean like he was talking like

these no more you saw my role playing with his wife

and an enchanting view so my role playing but I didn't want to target in view I didn't want to talk about role

play no I'm not I'm just looking for understanding well I'm just curious how he pulled off Maxwell Maxwell that

you're curious about a cowboy listen man

would you listen hey I get it whatever you know bow roll away what

your wife is fine that that no that's it

as cool that's fly that you can still do that what your wife how in them well you've got to be Maxwell come on Isley

tell the truth somebody tell me I want to call no so we feel like he pardons on

a further note though like how do we how do we feel about this role-playing [ __ ] though honestly no no I want you to ask

that after I call it me cuz like I'm sitting you're just trying to think like know about that role-playing I don't do

a lot of role play personally I'm not the right chick I think bro listen it's

not saying I'm opposed to it I just cuz how does that go I don't even know how that even how does it go like I gotta

start talking like this naked I don't now my girl is [ __ ] that guy

how do you talk to your cowboy oh I hate when [ __ ] don't answer when you really want them to answer I don't think every

could pull off max law bro I'm trying song I said I never I never

understood role-playing I don't I don't to me that's just like are you just

doing that just to crack jokes or does that you doing that to lead into like sex I believe to lead into some things

no jokes because if we just in the house cracking jokes and I'm acting impersonating because that's different

no let's say if I'm doing that Charlie he's sexy I can't manage oh my she might got a thing for Barack Obama

Oh hole atop personally I don't think anybody could be Barack either oh you

still on that I'm trying to figure out I'm not acting like no [ __ ] that my

girl that's what I just said girl like

if she she might be she might like other like Obama or Maxwell well you gotta act

like Obama oh man you can go and try to find Obama max where you get out of my house you managed a girl for like and

Obama is my girl they gonna be like damn like I'm sexually attracted to Maxwell

you gotta be Maxwell I'm with you on that one if you want this [ __ ] tonight you gotta be max whoa no you got me [ __ ]

is what you got I'm getting that [ __ ] tonight I'm all every night ladies and

gentlemen a ball well no boy yeah like I don't I never understood role playing oh

not if we just having fun cracking jokes in the wild but wait why does mom keep

saying if we just having fun cracking jokes because you know our view an idiot all if you integrate with your girl

y'all just bugging out but I'm so my view trying to be like getting into like sex like that's roleplay that's what's a

turn-on I don't know you never understood that you have never roll please no yeah that's how do you [ __ ]

judge and [ __ ] y'all never did shut up then [ __ ] what are you talking about why you doing man [ __ ] roll blame he

never did it I said I don't understand it okay all right so let me try let alright

let's try to have the conversation who did you act like obviously you defend it I just hit a soft spot you know so let

me see who do you act like in the bed I

think no Carlos Boozer no no I think I

think a cop is easy I think everyone's been a cop before that's probably the first role that you

play beginner 101 I'm by the plane so much fun with this so you've been a cop

in the bed bedroom before please give me the dialogue I need to hear what you saying please please

but why is that so far-fetched to you Joe you being a cop did probably the

most hated the most people you hate on this planet the most is probably police officers so for you to play a cop in

your bedroom is hilarious to me I got to know what you were saying though well someone's been a naughty girl

no siren no someone's been a naughty

girl looks like you've broken a few laws yo you are a [ __ ] creep Nick I'm

sorry you are definitely a creep put your hands behind your back and turn around

[Music] what I don't see why mold buggin out

look good then that's whack no that's nice wagon that's crawling blame not

Jodo but they don't joke that's my beef

when Joe say I get gap yeah it's trash you can't do that way that's exactly why

I retired that's exactly why cuz other [ __ ] conduce you the joke hairdo why can't

like a cat cat that's not you that's not you

I told mall that if I went into boof and sung the chorus to I hate sleeping alone he would shoot me yeah my boy him I hate

sleeping that's a Drake record yeah [ __ ] and it's super hard yeah I would shoot you

so why you don't shoot him cuz i thinkin he has a better voice than you do

no no no no see slick move there buddy I'm not talking about voices oh you too

my what you're saying about the content I hate sleeping alone well with Joe we

do know you hate sleeping alone fam seriously oh [ __ ] oh this is great I

don't care it is a great record I'm just on my course right now I'll be with you but surely not I'm

laughing if you say that you can't sing that you know if I actually I have a

preference actually I might I might remake that every time you leave in the

morning I get the best sleep ever well wish you have to leave super early

my body that you should do it try it but you never know you never know I could do

a million Jurek squashed it the injury and Drizzy Drizzy now you drizzle well

how'd that come we'll go didn't come so we got in speak come on man you want me

to what you want me a snitch just kind of curious just a judge dismissed 443

episodes of the job that's because he was offending me but now he is supporting me he's been supporting you

not when he said pump pump it up Oh pops it up got a good oh you mean after you know 45

minutes of response to what you were

saying but uh a baggy wife beat on sweating with a a beanie on on a podcast yeah I got a drink a round of applause

that make it kind of broke my media career I love my media careers out the

podcast the kind of got it later yeah we would love to the raises their

wages pratik now now we need to critique thanks anyway now he's warmed me now is

our beef is squash but you would have shot me if I was singing that oh for sure yeah 100 in glad you know it um

what about the Miss officer one would you go and pretend to be as I wait get off that now y'all trying to just keep

the joke's on me so no one in this room is role play parks is definitely rolling roleplay I don't never roleplay neither

a real player Rory if you ever role-played have not Chris Brown have you ever wrote Rory is definitely act like he was snow

in far much Rory has definitely done at

the bedroom but I don't have it Rory's roleplay wait guys first grab you robe what are you gonna do no save on of your

oh please don't do this ice if you Robley not I fixed your

hardware what seems to be the problem oh it's not refreshing must be something

with your cookies guess I'll put that

back in the box all right so I've role played way more

than the room so maybe that's what maybe that's why I know and you can't pull off Maxwell and Bharat I knew it was off the

tube it's not asking me to roleplay man dark skin I be the way away but no you

gotta listen to the request though like dig into the request like why you want me to be do anyway where yo minimize Jersey like you would

accident way not in I knew it was awful way holo you would have to go run a laboratory counselor [ __ ] doing we don't

know why vines cuz good well I gotta be him how else would you be doing role-playing I don't know well I think

this was the year he went off in the playoffs you have to go off in the bedroom [ __ ] about good sense sorry

speak for yourself brother but listen this that y'all might be right about me being a hater cuz this

one I know maybe I was I'll tell you the little bit like good start asking you to roleplay certain there you start hating

people are scho Joe maybe give me herpes

oh no no definitely [ __ ] somebody you be

[ __ ] funny

I don't expect nobody laughs a day unless you would the Snyder in the 90s but that was funny anyway Snyder now and

get that was good talking about before

they heard ya know any time you said that to check the Boris Kodjoe garbage you lie if a real what he said it and at

that when he said it did boy just keep going to lie when you even get that interview as a few [ __ ] but I mean

that was for scoring have you like met these gentlemen afterwards not did it

come up no weird I'm joking no no roars the weirdo yo now

honestly I think I think it's a travesty that so many of the men in this room are inexperienced sexually inexperienced

sexually because I've never role played every time I feel like every time we have kind of one of these talks you come

up with how it's not cool and then I'm like damn walls really not living out here like if you try bed brocco bomber

in bed you're not I'm not living broke and there's a few [ __ ] that mall could be

relax everybody relax yo what's over there nah but you could you could buy

you know so whatever chick you liked really wanted you to roleplay I'm not with that

type of [ __ ] man so you're not into doing whatever to please her yeah I mean yeah I'm but I'm

not role-playing I'm about to walk around like and start talking like some other [ __ ] that's why I don't

understand that that's just crazy to me that's what I would have liked a cop or a cowboy bro look city I've never you

just seen a cowboy if he wasn't at the 40-yard line no what the [ __ ] you talking about what if a chick wanted to date like a thug I

am a thug I know it would be mean they wouldn't get into your Grand Concourse flow because you got a lot of those

shots you be throwing at my hood what does the gross flow we got arrested over

there what that you always arrested with in the Bronx yeah yeah yeah when they

put us in a little paddy wagon and took up their Grand Concourse though looking out the little back window until you get

to the bookings nine till the [ __ ] bum has driver hit the brake that a

Dominican [ __ ] laying on comfortable a

[ __ ] break oh man uncomfortable back there and now they split them I didn't

know that was my first time they split the back so it was me and Maul and Hector I never did the paddle on one

side and on the other side it was some [ __ ] they was falling to the cop car

is rough that [ __ ] is like I'm six five so it's like the cop car from me and I'm

five nine five nine I would've never became friends with you say that though

Sam five nine wait careful my boy let's try a c5 Knight is asthma necrosis five

nine that's trash race the old-timey with you at all

Oh knocking it out about somebody got it Ruth let wait

is any one of y'all sleepers distance uh money no no good just make it sure got a

weird phone call from Rancic saying what

saying that uh somebody else heard that

I that Oh somebody else heard that I was gonna play a diss record from a local act toward them like I play our be money

go play some locals

yeah well wait slope worse is my brother so he called me too you know Tobin and I

was like [ __ ] if anything that would be more Rory on his beardless wag Morgan

played a hardest [ __ ] out of Buffalo table yeah I wouldn't uh if I played I wouldn't know that it's a diss track to

somebody like I wouldn't know some personal [ __ ] and let me just say I'd see every time I say that I see it like it's like three [ __ ] from Buffalo

they'd hit me like yo you have steps you know in Buffalo I don't say that to [ __ ] on Buffalo I've gotten plenty of money in Buffalo I've bet I like buff no

there's a whole there's a YouTube conspiracy video on you hating Buffalo that I saw money no that was was one

thing I loved that show yeah we was at that show was a smother show was great there was just an opener that took issue

with a joker you tweeted or some [ __ ] what this openers ass I mean yeah but

you can't Wow yes yes you can why not yes you can tweet that Wow but

when you do that [ __ ] [ __ ] act like you are insulting the city no [ __ ] I'm insulting you you are a bum

yeah but you can't do that while he's on stage why is that he I'm still trying to get one up tell me why cuz you can't you

think he was probably ass on stage once and I was you know I'm gonna probably say [ __ ] problem in the world if I

was trashed do not want to [ __ ] to tell me I'm trash I don't want a [ __ ] that you opening up

for backstage tweeting out to however that was a thousand followers that he has on social media that he's trash you

saying that a your dressing room is different you don't put it out to the world is a whole different a but you are

gonna independent point my point is that's not an indictment on the city of one point the city that [ __ ] in the

city but you gotta for you say this trash or did you say like yeah it was like a joke about the song itself I

think a song was running and the [ __ ] switched the narrative as if I was performing in Buffalo and uh insulting

the entire Buffalo and then apparently he was supposed of supposed to be some Street [ __ ] so he was supposed to have

the building surrounded at the end that's why you don't tweet that the build the building wasn't surrounded but

it could have walked out it just wasn't because he wasn't the guy flew around easily could have been listen man tell

me you think I don't have [ __ ] that work tell me you think I don't have it's not who you got a bubble I'm just saying

it's not worth no no no no but now I'm just want some man pride [ __ ] satsu Buffalo is a sound a man pride

shower defending that's my [ __ ] man then he came out like a couple weeks ago kicked a would love Buffalo when did you

get this Jane go and Fargo me cuz you

laugh you can't laugh Wow I support Benny Conway and wassup all right guys

let's see what else do we care about do we care about drama and z-o the tweet

that they put up yeah I think that's what a thing people beefing on Twitter

that then at once friends or our friends is corny to me like if y'all have my number these friends these signs and

Simon is enough to sometimes you want to stop a [ __ ] of whose number you have

it's there on stage come on all this extra responsible mature [ __ ] everybody it's cool to seven things sometimes who

you summon Rory no this is about woozi and drama oh all right but he asked you

so you don't something to mine no never maybe have in the past not in the past few years though I maybe have in the

past that sounds like [ __ ] Jose Jose

of whatever understand when they ran

book it's like when the reporter asked Trump if he was racist and Trump said I

am the Lisa ever interview that's not an s' from the course you

just say you're the least racist person

what did y'all think about the missile the missile in Hawaii report [ __ ] Oh duh

text that went out to all the people you got a bomb hole by mistake that works

that's a good point that's true it's so close to North Korea's oh I mean yeah

but it's just people chilling out there drinking [ __ ] mai tais Hawaii Apple a

Hawaii doesn't bother anybody anybody I know I just learned to deal wants to eventually move to 100% see deal moving

over once he said it and I got past the shock of it I was like yo you are Hawaiian you should be in Hawaii

I'm Samoan bar on the beach grill a

little grill bar grilling deals there you go Wow like that Joe right what did you get

this new sound effect but you definitely

hopefully Oh what could he beat with

this tab noise nobody go next nobody

with this Saget no no no I'm just saying

alright let's see what do we have here y'all don't care about Chris Brown and jock wheezes tape that's coming out

yeah I gotta talk to you I just gotta talk this man gel listen to the Davies joint yeah I think that's not

ruining his legacy at all doing all these random mixtapes with people I mean

there's the bottom I think he's put out in general is crazy I'm gonna quote the great Donald Trump and say this is the

least damage that Chris Morales career is putting out this message I will say

this is what I will say to all the Nicki Minaj fans out there who have tweeted me

to say how often Chris Brown posts his accolades I agree with your awesome it's

trash when he does it too I don't I don't it's not a difference to me it looks bad ice defend it they don't look

bad come on tell true he'd do it too much yeah you do it too much she got you laugh a little bit like we get it you

pimped the system you won your whole little rig but I was a shitload of music

all right well Joe just cool with it because the music is dope the difference is when the other person does it music 8

though wait what did I do when everyday struggle posted accolades of the numbers traffic whose numbers yeah oh yeah no

that's great I think what Chris is is

easy to overlook that [ __ ] cuz the music dope the second the music stopped being dope then I got a problem

listen don't ever don't calm Chris [ __ ] laugh man it's one syllable you could say Brown yeah my thing about what

Chris hey what chicks do that - oh yeah they use the government names of dudes that you don't need the government name

for that's actually worse if a chick is come I want to hear if a chick is

calling Chris Brown Chris yeah relax too

much how can we ever have a sponsor in

this podcast is what oh yeah I don't think about that like sometimes when you go to bed like yeah wouldn't

yes more often I'd like I actually can't go to sleep because of it how many years

I've only spent money and now we don't get some money soon how soon did you say

that as a joke because you did that sound but I'm praying every night cuz

I'm two steps away from booking this bus ticket to Mexico I'm going who why you would do

I've only been asking you over six months how much you gonna charge I got a

brick from all the [ __ ] brick I'm

kidding allegedly that's our sponsor right there what a brick the connect the connect the plug

pain oh speaking of the connect is is uh stars really off of power they scare me

with all this [ __ ] thank you I mean power off of stars for optimum yeah I got optimum well at least my remote says

optimum somewhere else as the as though on every cable [ __ ] alright see this is

the problem alright let me let me let me share some my ignorance here I have Verizon files somewhere in my head

Verizon optimum files I mean all this

[ __ ] sounds to say optimum is on my finals remote somewhere Matt I thought

all cable was optimum then y'all don't yo wait hey y'all tells me ice don't role play is the genius look at the

remote look at me [Music] [Laughter]

yo yo your lives are trashed my [ __ ] a lot of [ __ ] I have never nothing thank

you I'm never doing that [ __ ] like the

yellow oh my gosh you got to be [ __ ] I

like when y'all have a good weekend we can come in here laughs oh so uh Highline Ballroom Monday Monday Monday

Monday hit the air this [ __ ] is shaping up to be be dope

and I mean that's really all I could say without giving [ __ ] away so if you are going to be in the building Monday night

at Highline Ballroom enjoy your time if you're not then you [ __ ] out of luck and

that's about all I got I will be making my spoken word debut right no we telling

you more small more can role play between the pal and but no you joking

around but listen if you want to get up there and do some smoking work I play

the bongos you need bongos if you got fire spoken at the bongos [ __ ] if the

game is good enough if the game is good enough and balanced a [ __ ] with the bong comp bongos coming up with the

third time you reference that dude in pounds with the bongos you definitely

walked in and stood next to him and started grooving one night let me show you this oh yeah taken them [ __ ] from

him and played them but what I'm saying is this this is why I reference it a lot

because in bounce the games beyond the women there's a lot of women out and you

going in you be trying to get in your bag so I go in and I see like [ __ ] athletes with money trying to get me

back the music is loud in their music to

ever get is stop talking her yeah when he comes out ya know not only that she

want to go play to Bob see your women are always so thrilled by that like what

a musical talent yeah homeboy do we get busy unveils though um is he gonna be at oh what a night he got a select now he

is no no I'm good plus seven yeah I got a tricky show up with all your little

any Palooza friends yeah you and Loki each of them we can have a plus-one too low a few trying to go bald in a beard

now you're late oh you laid on the jokes on the groups you are so late low what the fights 2018

and you try to come out like you tried to present it that's the price we got

the ball deal a while ago though yeah but he'd be going back oh he was pumping yeah he was had fish

yellow was head low was the original had fish no he not before grad who had for

that fish year no it was somebody else that we used to kill when we seen without the head him was it low one

letting you see him without ad hey I see his eyes I see okay

is he happy I haven't seen or heard from my thing years week and I just hung up

with bills didn't I you he cool he was posting on Instagram last night dandy

block the beef probably don't see it nah me on the story you probably ain't see it and now only want something stories

money good so he I dig a posting or

Instagram be is Mike oh yeah that's true that's true somehow I think we've covered everything that I wanted to cover y'all be the [ __ ]

that I be thinking is important y'all colossal gloss right over the missile in Hawaii we talked about for a second

y'all don't care about nothing important thank God we don't have a news podcast [ __ ] ain't even get up that's still an

Oprah [ __ ] we kind of just played you

saw Maul and Rory are not as hot as they think they are bad they don't they they

skip over all the good [ __ ] I'm still hot I'm are you gonna be out when I

follow you home y'all don't see the lock on that chain I

do we could jump that [ __ ] oh so listen I

want to shout out to our dapper dan of course I think it's opening Harlan come on more youthful I don't know I don't

think it's not it's not open yet I don't think I don't think the Billboard is updating everyone instagrammed yeah they

thought that was a new Louis V exhibit it's happening it's a big deal great

it's long overdue but you know listen man it's you know we just grateful that

they acknowledged that but then while he's still here you know I mean it definitely I'm just happy to acknowledge

them and gave him this way he looks in better shape than all of us right he's

still fresh to death in a [ __ ] suit every day and I'm Gucci frenzy I don't looked amazing I am happy

I am happy about about this especially with this the new trend of you know the

hybrid merging of you know kids in this but that's pretty good to see what the

originator one wanted to originate we are the originators and that's why it's

great to see that you know they they're these big corporations are starting to give us our credit and it started to pay

homage especially with that but I mean people knew that for years that what happened dan was the guy well that's why social media is so it's so important

today because I don't know if without the social the social response to Gucci

doing that [ __ ] that DAP gets this look ya know that it definitely helped the social media thing it definitely helps

good because it's people that are you know not only in New York City can start

pushing forward and start speaking about it so the story grows legs and it reaches different places but I'm just

happy man that diaper Dan is finally getting his credit and you know were all praises to him yeah word that love you

really really happy and really proud it's a big deal so I'm happy about that I feel like there was some more happy

[ __ ] I want a home girl from The Cranberries died dad hit me I know I

know some people don't care about that that one hit me I didn't realize that they were that big they had a lot of

hits I know but I didn't realize that they were right underneath from you to

or somebody for like records yes yes so

I I was like damn that's a step that's a step um anything else happened important

in the news that that we need to do with the playoffs playoffs was nothing about the games the games Israel actually

really good I see anything to add it was a bomb the games are great that's a bargain it's a different ball see that's

a different color scheme you picked this this evening I told is did the Jags was gonna beat the Steelers didn't I you

said that so y'all said that actually yeah everybody said that okay I feel like that was a popular pick it wasn't

Park suppose maybe said that you said you were II definitely did I tweeted all ethics all right I was wrong on two of them but

that was all I thought the Falcons were gonna get the Eagles and I thought the Saints were gonna get the Vikings and

they were both almost had the same Saint picks as parks oh so you trashed it Oh give me your super [ __ ] [ __ ] I can't

bet against the Patriots so I'm gonna say Patriots Vikings although I do like I want the Jags to win and I think they

can win but I'm not betting relax you said the Pats don't try to jump your answer mall you're a pass fan so of

course you have the pants versus device i'm a kappa Knick fan oh you're smoking

waters gonna be yeah no balls don't give me a smoke words that no for real what

do I push your feet I'm just saying I'm literally not watched a football game

all year but you are still a Patriots fan I'm not I threw that card in I'm not

supporting I didn't know that I'm not play this every week when Moore says he

doesn't watch the NFL every single day that doesn't address his fan fear no I

have not I'm not rude I can now NFL team I really ever watched football all season either but I'm a Giants fan still

I'm not I'm not supporting no NFL teams I'm not doing it all behind the

Kaepernick yes that's blatant the NFL does not [ __ ] with players that stand up for social

injustice let me say that you know that this is what I what I will say Jamel

Jamel Hill friend of the show who we love she's been on my show up in ours

she had she tweeted yesterday and and this was shady and it was petty but it

needed to be said she tweeted a meme of you know one of them funny-looking faces

and she said seeing all of the people quote a MLK that had a problem with

Colin Kaepernick's very nonviolent protests exactly which I laughed at but

she was 100% correct right but then this morning this morning I'm driving in and

if you know me not only listen to talk radio I'm listening to ESPN radio

and Humpty and canny is on there and this is the 10 a.m. New York ESPN radio

show with Chris can ey love and Chris can II was pointing out how his calls

fail to even make mention of Martin Luther King Day yesterday Chris can he's a black man

and he was saying yo you fail to make mention of this when I'm reminded you

before we walked in and you said you talked about everything in the world but

that and the guy and and and Humpty was that well we can talk about it now what

is Martin Luther King not relevant today week until we could spend 30 seconds on it now that was his defense and then he

went on the [ __ ] basically ridicule [ __ ] uh Canty for even wanting to

discuss it still I was really offended almost called in so I mean I understand

what you're saying as I support I didn't know that you were that and when they did when did you get that and invested in that at the start at top of the

season with you when this year yeah when Kaepernick when he was ousted like that and it was blatant like no team in

signing him and he's clearly capable he's better than a lot of these quarterbacks that are playing now it's

just blatant that they're they did not [ __ ] with you you know they don't

[ __ ] they don't [ __ ] with us they do not they do not care if we're not making money for them they don't give a [ __ ]

we'll be standing up for what we believe in they don't care do you think that's isolated to just football I think it

works anyway well what we like basketball yeah and they see I can only go on okay now with the Donald sterling

with the with the Donald sterling [ __ ] right went to win ohm with the Clippers when that happened you saw a fast and my

other owners came out was like no he got to go like and they got him up out of it like other owners came out and was like

oh he's tripping all right I gotta quit that does it it was thoroughly mean that they don't share his view no but what I'm saying is other team means he's

stopping the money right no but other team no I mean it could be that but other teams they were they were

supporting their players stance on it like you know I'm saying like we're standing with our guys like we understand how they're offended by that

and we to 100% stand behind our plays other NFL owners it seemed didn't come out and say that about Colin Kaepernick got it they

didn't they didn't support him and and the Clippers listed couplers as well

players like LeBron have been very vocal and not at least tried to be silenced yeah ma has been very supportive of the

opinions of the players Colin Kaepernick is just the NFL just completely turned their back on them you can't support

that I mean I get it though it's hard because for so many years people have been invested in sports on football on

Sundays and the Super Bowl and all this [ __ ] but at some point you just gotta be like I man like these people clearly

don't give a [ __ ] about me why do I give a [ __ ] about them it's just that simple like why am I so invested in something

where they don't give a [ __ ] if I can't pay my rent tomorrow none of these [ __ ] owners are gonna help me or help

anybody that looks like me get a job any of this [ __ ] so why am i supporting this why am i buying these jerseys why am i

tuning in why am i betting on games like all this [ __ ] me [ __ ] that where he was behind jerseys which my place

last week was support and change clothes now you want to buy Jews who change

clothes the whole song I was for a long

time absolutely I think I covered

everything I don't care about anything else is there something coming this week that's important not that I can think of

oh what a night oh what a night is coming that's Monday the Grammys should

be the week after that oh they announced the performers for the Grammys cardi we

knew cardi would be there Bruno oh I thought it was somebody else that we were supposed to be excited

about now we got sleepers now before we

get into sleepers uh feeling man music came out that we didn't just didn't

discuss we banks has been on a roll huge role he killed that nobody is

saying it but bang is angry and he's rapping like he's

angry and I don't mean his his level of ability because we know that exist I mean his content he's addressing all

of these [ __ ] that he hates and I wished it more to older [ __ ] would address the [ __ ] did they hate it

makes rap much more fun oh I agree to mature Banks is dope though there's definitely a lot more substance in

content I mean as much as we all love to pee okay baris to death punchline stuff like this

is really dope to hear that ability of rapping with more [ __ ] behind it yeah

that's soul food freestyle he did is is phenomenal if you haven't checked out

the five or six that he's put out in the past month you search every New York [ __ ] wants to rap over there soul food

they do it's a great beat they do um really enjoyed Llosa's our mixtape as

well I think that flew under the radar Royce went crazy on this race is crazy

Royce it is crazy crazy I know I would

have to be you have to be crazy I was in Detroit for a year and a half I saw boys once let me know that Royce was crazy

there's one and we spoke to each other like every other day what are you doing prime is coming from two prime to is

coming hard ah the videos coming - sorry

worries the Booker Ryan is coming bullet

might be more exciting for voices say airhorn the book give me my air horn

back the book of Ryan man oh there we go sorry Yuri says music

plant plant locked and loaded ready ready and coming and I'm looking forward

to it I'm looking forward to hearing it uh Davies dropped right yeah yeah last

night I have what did last night yeah was it a quote-unquote surprise or

was this announced prime it was this outside the radar of Def Jam cuz I feel

like even someone that pays attention and who likes Dave I did not know this was

coming up oh well I knew they promote so I posted it but what I'm I'm gonna ask a

question that I've that I added a bunch on this podcast and Dave I [ __ ] with you but why do people keep releasing music

under Def Jam currently like now is what I'm saying that in in a few months when

there will be some type of order in the building but now cuz [ __ ] got bills

now [ __ ] got kids now that's a fact

okay that sums that up

keep it simple man [ __ ] got to eat before labels to figure [ __ ] out [ __ ]

it's like alright and now I'll make another album but this [ __ ] going out I don't give a [ __ ] who in this office just saying in a business where we're

perception is so important I know when I was trying to get off a Def Jam that's how they con me into maybe not not doing

it because I was deemed it's coming off of a flop so going to get another deal somewhere I wouldn't get my yeah no love

how you always just looking for something that was a million years ago so I mean today well maybe they don't

matter today if you can produce today then you can just produce but if you're on a major it's supposed to matter

because you don't have that free rein depending on the major Def Jam don't seem to be involved in all of these

projects that are coming out no I I feel like they try to work that Chris Brown record for like a week and then didn't

and then that project I want to say came and went but I felt like there was no effort put into it for a promotion

standpoint let me know second single and then you just move on to the next one well let me be very clear they put they

put and this is no knock to anybody they put very little thought on the structuring of that Chris Brown record

when you get Chris Brown for a future the song should not be over five minutes long was like 16 bars yeah they gave

Chris a lot of shine a lot of shine on that that record for it to be a Dave

record I want to hear more Dave and maybe we're hearing Dave now because he realized that I

would just want the support of my building if I'm cyan't there anyway theoretically I sounds good I'm just

glad to know that Def Jam is still a piece of [ __ ] for realize they have two other years it feels great to slightly

met UX girl you are you still doing that yeah you

are trash I am so glad that things went the way they did alright so is there

anything else that we are missing I feel like we've covered a good amount of [ __ ] um oh I gotta shout out Kay forest when

it's all said and done EP available now Kay for shout out the cake for us go get it look that's my

nice my god we ain't making a dollar over here he might as well go over there my older not actually matter of fact

more put me on this Impaler job search it's good man it's good yeah yeah got

some things on the horizon some things whenever [ __ ] say you got things on the horizon it's bad Rison is too close

to the rock like cross the street for Rory's oh yeah it is yeah it's actually linic old Jersey City

clinic the old Jersey City clinic which Trey was born without horizon but yeah

get your jokes off now no but I will it's gonna end soon I think my I think

my unemployment is ending soon - it hit aeronomy round of applause for my

unemployment ending soon a lot of gears you like good [ __ ] y'all

um Oh Oh real quick I didn't want to make this point - on the sex for a watch

point it's out no women are crazy I think y'all a hatin on a sex robot I see y'all y'all is saying that [ __ ] can't

afford them [ __ ] is too broke to have

a sex robot I'm like god damn ladies you guys are venomous thanks robot now what

what Amy all right I think that's it I think we are finished here

do we have sleepers are your the plagues are you gonna play k fox k forest don't

be disrespecting us k fours yeah what happened in K Fox I don't mean that a bit I just after sea level high a fox

though honestly we know it's robot Ebro

you got that give us the real Kate Fox cool okay Fox right - yes that's what

that's what he means what he says gay foxes i thanks a lot

alright sleepers come on Rory give us some [ __ ] beer foot music that's some extra bear bushes what are you gonna

play I mean give him give him that vibe in the new crib with the new view hey

crazy I never heard of a [ __ ] being unemployed and moving to a better crib

I gotta see what's going on in any Palooza listen man I said get your jokes off now

this is Craig David living a moment featuring Golding

dog sport in all the way nice to meet you don't wanna come across pika but real

Punk I'm feeling your peaches your body shape got my base plan to speak

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let's live [Music] it's a good unemployment's own team - is

he saying to start living in a moment or stop start living in the bar he wanted to be spontaneous

[Music] Ryan was he gonna own this friends

y'all listen to the song and this is one of the worst freezing songs up it exactly written in oh one relax man

today this is one of the worst written songs you've ever heard there's a rapper

mr. bolt is gonna go smoke ass - livin

[ __ ] no you live in the moment [ __ ] record

[Music] we ain't got a plate a second let's live

in them I just want to tell y'all Craig's David do something you know - nice [ __ ] is going on the side he

definitely did something so let's let you off the seven days remix and put most death so let's live in the moment

when one door closes another opens special let's live and no [ __ ] the

[ __ ] give me this [ __ ] Alex Gordon man Jesus never let you go first again self crowd that was the first record

Rory has ever played where I said that is ass no I will agree that is verse

Rogan where you've had such an uproar [Music] I'm going to say no that's deaf

there's definitely something person like that I don't think erection was that bad but when you knew the work I mean condom

wanna roll with you now swingers the Nick the [ __ ] said why don't you

[ __ ] with a young brother that's successful let me upgrade you what year was this verse written honestly I don't

even see analyzing this [ __ ] like it's

loaded Lux or some [ __ ] sorry did I listen to word still so my apologies so

listen to this man Oh y'all gonna think of trolling y'all gonna think I'm trolling with my with my with my sleeper

well I'm naturally who Justin told you to play this week and his brother the

brothers the combs is is adjusting to

take more I don't know that [ __ ] posted low a little picture on the gram instead

he wants me anymore relax everybody relax I'm just saying don't be for the [ __ ] science you don't

be like me I ain't signed to nobody big [Laughter]

all right so listen him is performing at Highline Ballroom along with uh Don over

Owens ashy Larry uh this Monday January 22nd at my residency right so there is a

him and I did try to book her so that there is a him and there's a hurt I was reached recently introduced to

they I played they on this podcast I don't listen to what you play no clearly

you do very well yeah I was about to say the moment when one door closes another

opens just so let's live in the moment it's another hook that if I said you

[ __ ] would [ __ ] kill me now you want to come in here this is sleeper y'all y'all miss this one the [ __ ] up

Craig and I like Rick what what they'd record did you play I was alone a long

long time ago I'd have to look back off this project because that this project came out in

2017 recently and this 75% of this [ __ ]

is buyer emojis this is heart if you are into the current sound of [ __ ] arm be

that engineers really rule engineers over they [ __ ] credit in the streets

wait so and trap Bobby Brown is in this group I didn't know that there was a trap Bobby Brown is a lot cooler so this

is a group called they all for their project new religion hyena and this song

is called Africa I played a back around off this project okay they talkin a [ __ ]

I love back around back around it's super hard yeah pause my role plays that's a joke

by the way like this is Africa from they are

allocate this album

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see you broken tree sitting far down it forgive me right out of him know it day

long [Music]

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is another dream about take another shuttle away the capitalism just a few

sit down listen what a [ __ ] preach about we will always be a minister

societies will make and keep the crown money money money's already made it is a

y'all [ __ ] ain't got no [ __ ] [ __ ] money money money it is a joke I know

whatever images [Music]

that was Africa from they th ey period if you're searching I'm sure a lot of

[ __ ] will come up with they and all I ever wanted to say and every one of my songs was y'all [ __ ] ain't got no

[ __ ] [ __ ] that is the most important factor when it comes to

profiling men dude these [ __ ] got [ __ ] like no L didn't why am i

listening yo Minister [ __ ] trivial ah alright who's getting the aux for mall sleeper

mall Roary

ice so you know here old places the Genius Bar you've got all the little

funky gadgets all right this uh this

record was actually sent to me about somebody on Instagram I forgot who it was but it is surprising because I

definitely wasn't expecting it to sound like this but this dude's name is floater I believe you some Florida so I believe

that's like the way you say Florida if you're from Florida floater I guess I don't know but the name of the song is

called wheat all right oh this is that new [ __ ] silent [ __ ]

this is crazy who's the new quiet mix

[Music]

[Music] this is one of the first song that chicks love that in other words to them

rhymes young man winners vocalizing macular is everywhere you can say it's broken yeah my flavor coast of Costa Coffee

stolen you can even say the sauce this globe won't eat you don't need no homies that lie in my name you can leave me

lonely I'm a Dream Chaser [ __ ] you ain't seen this Rhodey you [ __ ] fresh up that dry I can see you only need to close that poster yeah

interstellar Beastie Boys this levels crossing mounting books peanut butter trays when I was booked ain't easy wish

you're painted I was livid [ __ ] don't you spoken don't some [ __ ] they came that I'm for help Elvis feeling wait for

hours come out it's gonna add four hours y'all used to out him damn surround sound and move around them nothing new

about him gonna click the cabbage them except their habits really like Moses said my hair reflect the absence we only

go from those who wasn't really trying to wait the next day the truth y'all later Maura stop you before you begin

and watch that ass back and what's done is done some biggest ever read by you rich in the head and that's what it

I want him to turn all the vocals up on

his record parks knees fixed it

the whole heads really you can keep you know I defeat the fuse purple wine no

see they quickly shoot come on papers I don't even need fresh news like floaty the band won't be better but I take I

don't even know these [ __ ] when I was locked up [ __ ] I'm sorry quoting scriptures foodie ties my show I don't know right and I did it so I don't

i smite i white anything trying to block me I go for party shots I sighs I fight [ __ ] have another say

that I'm cocky but [ __ ] I'm breathing that [ __ ] be nothing less so I keep going [ __ ] I got 100

any [ __ ] Corunna so with your ass in concrete don't ask for help mister age of the old soul go glow I get

home go flow in my bring up a whole show go pro switch lanes in my to see your photo

King keep up keep up my tools coming soon in a crystal in the room face are facing you almost become we are not

wonderful secrets really I'm Sophia

sauce apply your ego [Music]

that's floater week I was actually surprised I was a good record I like that it is a good record when he turned

all the vocals up [ __ ] gonna [ __ ] with that I like that record eyes do you have a sleeper yeah I got one you not the

negative that I want to end my podcast with the sleeper would don't play no trap [ __ ] see what I said in store for

us what do plies record come out I wish I know you do Oh none you know you know

I always like to do something from Jersey so this is it this one um Arsenal's coming new ours

funny thing is he's on the record hey I'll be ours Fetty WAP it's called new jersey draw

yeah I like that movie [Music]

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how early for you or no problem with me drag shoot always garage honey brown

trim got a chopper with me 9 2 is back got Ibaka with me or he can touch these

hands [Music]

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yeah that's uh I'll be our study walk Jersey try one of your Freddy walk them

to [ __ ] rapping Andy come on Betty whap sound hard oh well like it is that

what is it Akashi record with Fetty hmm you don't sound bad would the one with

uh a bogey yes yeah I like that record too that's the best I've heard Freddie

Sam in in a while yeah like oh three there versus um will never go downs it

man you guys have anything have you been keeping up with the kardashians no wait

they had a baby we didn't talk about it which which one of them are they all pregnant I don't know who had a baby

uh can I leave kindly as the surrogate African I don't know I don't know wait

what oh wait I forgot we're talking all

right Riley is the surrogate to Kim no II don't know no we do know that's not how do we know no more NAL's no well more we don't know

we don't know no no stop can you untuck your chain no that's a

big chain thanks you know you gotta aim on you know you're not just walking

around with that jaywen oh yeah I am your hands not like that they are gonna fight no more they don't it's dangerous

I can run they could shoot mmm that's how the shoes I want to take a picture

in a chain leave me alone leave me alone

damn I can't think of my [ __ ] accord man I don't have it man stop looking at me more than we can rights in Isis pocket

now saying you can keep all the [ __ ] genius bar so heard you having a problem with your Oakes when love and hip hop on

Miami they restore in the film what do you I have to say about it I was just

treeless cousin is Wow that's the show right there yeah that little kid is out of his mind

I got him at least snuff in three people within the next two weeks and you know Trina been off him since the first

episode so this is nothing new he's definitely gonna punch them last night I was on Instagram and I sold

Caitlyn slide down a banister twerking like on the handle and the handrail I didn't know what was happening it's

getting them likes and I love Kaitlyn so I'm just trying to look for guidance and information from you fellas if you if

there's that a new dance is that a challenge that the banister dance is it like a challenge going on I don't know

the banister challenge I saw it but I don't know wait wait what what you're

saying no this all came to sliding down the banister you can't I'll be more than

happy to show you okay please no but what I will say is man in

2018 there's some of you chicks that I went out a little rant about some of your jigs are really ruining - walk away

[ __ ] man and now that it's become acceptable in society as like a real thing y'all should do to walk away vids

without us hearing you okay record me walking away oh yeah be here go go that's not 100 goes happening

go you're right it go alright y'all go and then also when they do all the little circle twist by like the third

one they dizzy so they have to look back and be like stop yeah it's some of them

chicks they haven't quite mastered that like the first step is awkward like I want to see the behind the scenes when

the people come out they hotel rooms and watch women walk by him wonder what

they're doing there's some [ __ ] I'll be walking nowhere and now that is really cold out and you're the lobby and

your apartment building is super trash you really not trying to do no walk away vid show us that Lobby let's do the

hallway cuz a [ __ ] go I'm a judge everything looking at the floor tiling

the mold Oh y'all are trash I go I'll catch myself doing that a lot it's a

vacuum in ages feel sexy you hey plug

the vacuum up and why you want to feel part of your whole play my role play get

get her to clean trick her into roleplay uh I think I might have played Tony

Danza before a little who's the boss action oh oh now nobody wanted to be nobody played Tony Danza visit you why

did nobody ever played his Tony Danza

who's the boss one of the best cigars out bales head of the class oh no scales

Charles in Charge Charles in Charge open

podcast we'll see y'all a show was Beto mouth before Charles in Charge who's the boss Tony Nanjo play Tony dude this

ain't getting no [ __ ] to like the last season when nobody cared that's [ __ ] up we need vengeance for that old sitcom

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