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one two one two my check one two one two my check one two one two and we are back

we rollin Joey we are rolling a bananas podcast later episode number 15 if I'm

correct that's not me asking I'm done asking this is episode 15 yes I am

surely I don't need any confirmation from anyone nope and yeah here we are we have a room full

of people everyone's having a smooth and symmetrical day yeah my wonderful and

amazing co-host Rory here hello everybody bodies here my pretty new um Pete what

is it's called a protein shake what is this club we have Maudie the body here

we have friend to the show who's never been on the show but he's a friend to the Joe so he's a friend to the show to

mommy is here hello about to say even

your hello so RB I got a bad [ __ ] radio voice oh no it's alright honey you

must speak up along my wonderful voice will make up for your deficiencies in uh and we have another friend to the show

who's never been on the show where's my mic back as a friend to the Joe but we have to be very careful about what we

tell friend to the Joe because your blogs for a living Oh gotta watch these bloggers word these [ __ ] we have this

is if you are in this form you're subject to anything up did not call you

up by your friend name will you write either like professional real name whatever you like however as my phone is both this that's corny it's a girl

eleven eight

holy [ __ ] since nobody else knows I'll just call myself well I was gonna

introduce you as 11:8 and that's all sorts with her name at 11 the number 8 thank you and we also have this is the

part where I get a tad bit confused we have Marty the body's ok can people

understand that's not really my nickname and only Joe calls me that so please a bunch of people call you that this week

I know they're making it comments on YouTube in the m2k interview I did oh [ __ ] it's Marty the body there's not Morrison

name dead - shameless MGK beyou and

everyone in the [ __ ] comments go in body the body Miley the body because you are Marty the bomb weights Marisa Mendez

are you finished yes all right we also have Mahdi the

body's intern in the room and her name

is drea now I'm a tad bit confused about a few things I don't know really know

why Marty the body has an intern she's doing blame me bro calm training her

today and that's why she's with me because we're doing training and then we're gonna do some more training and then we have an event I know she's like

a granddaughter intern I don't know exactly what that means she's like ebro's you guys both for

doing Ebro [ __ ] yeah so what all right I like one his site

this girl Draya looks like she is all of 13 years old oh all right 15

no look rule it looks real Tiger ish to me what are you 19 20 she's 20 gonna be

allowed to get into this event did you just turn 20 like a minute ago okay

November okay are you a virgin Joe I hope she is you know she doesn't look

like anything sexual she'd be happening there leave her alone are you in college she is Penn State about the window alright so those are

the people in the room I want to welcome everybody I want to welcome all of our listeners out there I hope everyone had

a wonderful Memorial Day weekend so

today is like national get your whole back day what Tuesday Tuesday the

Tuesday following a holiday weekend no Memorial Day weekend typically okay yeah I'm a firm believer

of this I think there are specific weekends and holidays that women take to

be hoes okay would you agree I I guess so I also think that Memorial Day would be one of

those weekends and holidays it might be the main one actually I feel like you

could do more damage on like a fourth of July weekend oh no because I feel like the weather is more guaranteed whereas

Memorial Day sometimes you might hit a shaky week yeah man let me check this weather how much dick I'm gonna suck no I know

I'm never on there but more app then let me let me go through birthdays

I don't need your runs muddy the body birthdays I feel like women and I gave

it a forty sixty I'm going under on that no but you might be able to do nobody

say they like to enjoy it with it but any event that you are single on your birthday it's like okay for you to be a

hole on that day mm-hmm so we got birthdays New Year's Eve and about New

Year's Eve women stick together on New Year's Eve they don't really branch off we do yeah

Labor Day weekend [ __ ] as hoes I have never done anything like I've never done

an event oh wait disclaimer I forgot to throw this out there for the people that heard the show last week it was a very

we had a very sentimental moment where we let Marty just run off at the mouth

about the way that we treat her and all the calls and texts that she got and this new way of

life and way of podcasts verbage we're gonna be doing that goes out the window

today Marty's gonna get it nope I would also like to go on record and say all this [ __ ] these [ __ ] talked about my squad and

they all want to be my suavi with my squad and babies want to be with my squad too so let's keep that real no I

was just talking about going you old ol Joe squad or anything really good whole

joke but I'm gonna save it because I needed to do my disclaimer first so now we are at um where we at limited Labor

Day it's okay to be hoes Memorial Day I am probably gonna go with his number one

spring break yeah that's true do you go on a spring break in turn we hung out where'd you go

spring break hmm oh it's off to drea too much because we can't hear her

the listeners can't hear her I do want to post a picture first so they could see now time she looks like an 11 year

old spring break Labor Day I think is

local hoeing you don't really travel it's just a long weekend yeah okay Labor

Day is local hoeing I think Memorial Day you know is a bit out of domestic but more and it's a little bit more your

spirits are higher because like yo this summer's [ __ ] come and let's get this [ __ ] off let's go let's go on nothing

says summer like a new dick let's go and [ __ ] some strange man and really think of this summer rocking

I'll never understand women spring break now um now we were having a guy

discussion over this weekend about how young is too young to

penetrate so I'm gonna like legally or morally morally okay oh my god

yeah so Spring Break how do you have to be to have a spring break you can go at

18 I don't want to have sex with any girls on spring break there's probably 22 year-olds there no

number 22 you're 23 more your speed yes much better okay I really want to be

done 23 but that's old podcast so this weekend oh not the weekend so today's

national get your whole back day a lot of you guys are getting your whole back after tons of pounding and mounting

mounting [ __ ] grinding kissing sucking [ __ ] swallowing Nutting and

y'all and under wiser I wanted to come in here and and do like a list of ways

to know that your girl just finished being all and I do have a few but I

don't know if I want to I don't know if I want to do that today um I don't wanna help a lot of you guys

out there today Bay was a home along with Marissa's um squad but I guess we

will talk about that step was all Stephanie was totally not a hugger definitely all you know what guys

definition of all and women's definition is a bit different

well there was no dicks pounding and filled so there was we just drank a

woman's definition about ho is any woman that's not them or their direct friends not at all

friends hope friends are great so how friends are great old friends of fun well we were discussing that having hoes

is like an asset you don't [ __ ] all your hoes you'd be nuts if you [ __ ] all your hoes I think that's the part that women don't quite understand how is our

assets they're great things to have if you're [ __ ] all your hos is gonna be a liability so you didn't bring all of

them pardon it's a liability for you guys who are you guys you got you're

saying that if you [ __ ] all your hose is going to be a liability it's a liability for you guys [ __ ] the hoes because

you have all this drama and all this craziness for the holes on the other hand they're professionals so this is

what they do for a living this is how they keep their beds inflated and you know this is what they do so it's not a

liability for them this is work this is what they do is how they live what with a hole inside so yeah they're punching a

clock I never really put myself in the shoes to come with a little bit of

professionalism a solid resume know how

this goes like certain things when it should be implied already I don't want to have to break everything down about I

know what I have to do what you better do like I know I don't really like so what you about to do I want you to just

do it and no it's time for you to go in a real ho knows that yes saying yeah

why do you know that I have a lot of friends we're gonna say what do you know that buddy the body I didn't even say

anything you said yeah you agreed you cosign you know recording and I hate to

keep on saying the same [ __ ] but I again I realize I'm probably uh I want to say

200 because I'm not very old um a lot of this [ __ ] did people find fun I just

don't really find fun for some strange reason yeah when you told when they told me you were going down there yesterday I my head I'm like he's not gonna be too

happy I've never been there well the listeners we're talking about Point Pleasant yes

well the show wasn't New Jersey down the shore in my head that seemed like a

really great idea but will lead up to that because I do want to talk about the

weekend what happened this weekend what happened when they do we can start

Friday oh my memory that's not when the weekend started stuff oh man I told you stuff is

still drunk for Leslie and I do have a great picture of Steph being drunk yeah

I don't really remember when the weekend started for me I remember what happened Friday what is happening Saturday with

honey Palooza I know that so you did that oh sure Rory was great yeah we went

to house on Saturday that's a good time we went to house on Saturday

um over cement Taye Diggs while she was drunk and couldn't walk and he had to hold her up it look like that in the

picture anyway going on and that was a really good time so Marisa was drunk all

of Saturday and so were the rest of the squad and no you weren't drunk stuff

okay so Steph wasn't drunk then Sunday came and we had our annual kickball game

with the fans that we've been doing for quite a few years now and that was amazing really good turnout I want to

thank and shout out everybody that came and participated a few familiar faces my team won two games in a row yet again

my team is still undefeated at Jose Jose's my barber Jose came and he said

some really amazing pictures and I decided I decided to post one of these pictures on the Instagram because I

thought that it showed like number one catching I thought it showed like number

one stuff and form the internet was gonna see that he has a great bowling

I thought that this rapping for this guy

I thought that the internet would see this and say now that is a picture for

yeah that guy I think I can't do anything else he can pitch or they'll

see it and say wow what a meme this is gonna be times a billion and boy was I

wrong yes that's exactly what they said they decided to put me on all types of names

you know I was literally like crying in my house in what appears beautiful yesterday well why were you crying over

the means cry randomly trying laughing [ __ ] monkeys in a barrel I really

loved that one some of them were really really really funny okay the kickball

kid was probably my favorite um hey we should probably make that one a

cover the kickball kid was really really really really good a lot of them were reach oh that's a few regions yeah the

spider-man one was whack it was horrible um and you guys are for those of you that haven't seen it I think [ __ ] by

Manso complex plus it on flex we trust too so if you want to go see you are

pretty good with before I could get the Plex out of complex put the Flex enjoy

flex which rhymes which is why your money the body so so yeah and then after

that and then we went on the deck had a big [ __ ] shindig house party

like type [ __ ] but not really just like a more casual calling version of that

and my neighbor was on deck so he was doing the same thing he had some girls over there music over there and I have

musical mine girls and it was like wow man I was like [ __ ] like Memorial Day

man we are [ __ ] doing what we should be doing oh yeah and in the cops came and [ __ ]

banged on my door at all times too [ __ ] stupid [ __ ] but whatever shout to the cops that was Sunday and then

Monday came the Steph warmer so wanna

chime in about Monday they came now Monday came and because

Marty the body had drank herself to oblivion on Saturday she was fired from

the squad on Sunday actually I left she was enticed she was definitely really

replaced me in my own not to go on

Monday because I have a [ __ ] job so I was doing my job that implies that the

rest of the squad does not have a job well they're all off because it's a holiday and bloggers don't really have holidays especially with Flex Tuesday's

a holiday Steph was with I'm he's a blogger Tuesday no I just said especially with Flex and Mahdi the body

today I had a great combo with my squad just now I got a great recap of their evening was very smooth and symmetrical

I heard I think it was um Joe's Bay and it's just pretty ironic

considering that um Joe has been trashing the squad the whole time and then suddenly his Bay wants to be down

with our squad Marissa has a few things misconstrued nope I do I'm not certain I

should clear them up right now because it'll be funnier later so yesterday the

squad decided to go and be hose and do whole [ __ ] no one did any along with Stephanie

aka lemonade and along with the bay they were all hosts they decided to get up

put on a string actually went to target they went to Target to purchase a string

I coulda gave you a shoelace they put us to some strings on and they headed down to Point Pleasant to get pissy drunk at

12 in the afternoon and AUSA and Steph had a selfie stick with her fine a

selfie stick

you're implying that I brought it home and you bought the selfie stick that

didn't even have the button on the bottom I was at the gas station like I was like a dollar I think how was I supposed to know but

would you use it we did use it when we tried to and then some hot guys took our

picture for us so you did use the selfie stick we attempted to so you never used

it at all no damn so you did carry it around I have a problem with people in these selfie sticks um I want to break

them over how about me every time on that one yeah now I want to shout out to the guy that that invented this selfie

stick kudos to you bro who knew that you could make a fortune off of women not

knowing how to take a picture that that was genius I don't know if men should be

seen in public using the selfie stick I've only seen one guy look cool when

using it and that's Inca yeah that was old you're single and that's because he dresses pretty well and he's normally

he's in Miami it's always [ __ ] bright like it's a million reasons why he looks better using this dick does he do it

often or it was like a one-time no he does he does it a lot and even then I

still get a little 10% of come on bro just put it away and your athlete your

arm should be long enough to be able to take a good picture but I totally outside of that so you went to the beach

to pick sweet [ __ ] strange guys got pissy drunk couldn't walk by five six

o'clock I could tell stagger to the car pulled over on the side of the road

because nobody could make it take a break right yeah this was fun this is

what women call fun it feels awesome holidays see I call it hell [ __ ] throwing up does not host [ __ ] we didn't

even throw a lot through it I'd throw up on Saturday one of that there was okay

now more importantly all right so I want to be done recapping the weekend because I don't think people care about my

weekend that much work can you just talk for two seconds here I can tell it just

finds something to [ __ ] say well I'm not a rant that pertains to this weekend

I don't like when women don't allow their friends to be hoes when they want

to be hoes if a woman is clearly interested in somebody and she's not

that drunk don't give the no face from across like we all can't see what you are doing

that's ridiculous because if your friends about to make a poor decision then you stop your friend we're making a poor [ __ ] decision she's an adult who

isn't that drunk and is clearly interested in this myth if we're talking about mmm that debet was wasted off her

mind to the point she wasn't anybody she well I'm gonna talk about that situation because she was dancing off beat in

everything that means you're drunk that [ __ ] was [ __ ] even know my friend

either so you don't even know what level of drunk is she's drunk or not again I wasn't talking about yeah well you can't

now make an opinion that I didn't say well I'm not talking about it

unfortunately we're gonna have to have homie court today to body the body ha ha

either you're the defendant we have a slew of charges against you will you

will you be representing yourself yep or would you like Steph to defend you oh

you know what I'll take that with my representation okay and me and Rory will

be co-counsel thank you now if you are

unfamiliar with homie court mati do you know how home before it works okay homie

Court is when a homie of yours mm-hmm aka you yeah um is flagrant mm-hmm does

something that totally go against goes against homey rules and regulations and

charges are brought up okay we have a slew of charges all right sir

you've held them up let's get him you rack them up now you can plea you

can plea down or out to some of these charges um some of them are class a

[ __ ] felonies like really like like really really bad um how many charges do

we have against oversell money oh let me see let's go down oh you have a classy

act of a [ __ ] blocking mm-hmm Oh the acock blocking is one that's not

blocking is a misdemeanor me from busting a nut is is definitely a felony

that's the [ __ ] wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait is not just say we're gonna anymore 20 minutes it's [ __ ]

blocking a misdemeanor oh no no yes the [ __ ] it is can we can we blocking felony

in a man's eye whoa whoa whoa whoa let me tell you why it's a felony um I can

see it being a misdemeanor if it's done to someone you don't know there'll be the opposite no I think it's worse oh

it's a worser charging it was not luck your friend yeah when it's for their greater [ __ ] good yeah no no no why

are you to determine that yeah because I and who are you to determine it her [ __ ] friend and I must say that oh

well from a drunk decision I know she don't want me clearly she enjoyed making

it clear she cleared she clearly enjoyed making it so you would be wrong you'd be

incorrect but that will be discussed that we're just telling you your charges

just telling you Charlie huh so that's one cop blocking okay you're also

charged with the guarding the guarding of [ __ ] that does not want to be

guarded okay two totally separate charged in cock-blocking I know that's a totally separate charge similar it's the

exact same thing no it's not it's it's on reverse side [ __ ] blocking is

you blocking the plaintiffs [ __ ] from penetrating or receiving some form of

lubrication okay the guarding of the friend is you guarding then and that's

pretty talented to be able to [ __ ] block and time you were guarding vagina we're

giving you your charges right this second that's all we're doing you'll

have your time on the stand the guarding of the vagina that did not want to be

guarded that has nothing to do with blocking a [ __ ] a vagina is trying to

make its way to the [ __ ] that's being blocked it's no it's not it's in the

girl term okay it's a girl form so okay but it's but you're talking about the

same person but if the same trying it's

just an added charge you made hon by the way you should have referred to me I'm your Jew lawyers here we get you out but

I need you as my okay yeah that's what your oh you might you might have

character witness see let's see what other charges can we tack on the Mahdi

all Rory really a charge

she wrote the fund see what the fun yeah lot of awkward moments ruining the

ruining of the fun you know that's what I think and to say that's the biggest I

think she may have been cock-blocking because her friends were cock-blocking her ruining of the fun is another charge

how many do we have now that's three I stirred that is I can't act more on Peter I can't act more on if

you have another one quickly than yes if now if you have to keep thinking about it you're not prepared to argue and I don't think it's that you're so charged

to put anything else I think these three are good enough to get to get up to give us want to get a conviction

Peter Peter we have enough to convict

let's be clear on that where do we begin what are we what do we uh am I the first

am I the person that you guys are lawyers I can't release I mean I can I could only give acquaintances you yeah

let's uh let's start right week back to the house everyone decided that we

probably didn't want to go out Rory you're starting get a Rory so we decided actually no let's do no boys not

starting I'm starting to tell the story

thanks Cory alright so on Thursday II brought sex numeracy I need you to come to my party

on Sunday night I'm hosting with enough I need you to bring your girl no no

that's exactly what the [ __ ] happened so I said alright I tech groups a group shouted everybody I'm like yo we have to go to house on Sunday night

my boss is asking me to come out he hasn't really asked me but lots of [ __ ] I kind of want to show face I think that's a good suggestion they're like alright cool that's the [ __ ] plan so

fast for we go to the same exact actual club on Saturday night umm you're making jokes haha we gonna be here tomorrow

night blah blah blah blah I got [ __ ] wasted and then I got about three hours of sleep before kickball so we got a kickball

I don't play [ __ ] I sit around whatever but I had a good [ __ ] time with my squad and we had a good time with Bay and we had a good time Jayla nope I had

fun yes we're all playing every part of your bad go ahead how is this relevant because I'm sorry

so we're going to play kickball then we get back to the crib we all butter Joey's house to chill and then the rest of the people that we had come with we

all decided we weren't gonna drink cuz we were [ __ ] exhausted tired I had crams it was just whatever

so I'm relaxed and chillin so we're deciding amongst ourselves are we still gonna go to a house later and and one

person was like you asked them would it go I'm like alright cool then I found another person was hosting I got more excited about I'm like I definitely want

to go is gonna because she's like I'm definitely with you I'm like alright but don't get too [ __ ] drunk cuz you're already drinking you need to pace

yourself it's about 6 o'clock p.m. and you're gonna [ __ ] waste get wasted and she was like no no no I got this

immersed I promise I got this then she's sitting with him Annie and she was like oh my god let's take shots I'm like no do not take shots because this is gonna

make you [ __ ] worse pace yourself no more I got this I got this all right cool so we get to the

deck a little bit later she's still drinking and drinking a drink then she switches to patron and I'm like oh this is going

grinding up on me and I'm like no no no

no this is her size and this we've already discussed him before and we've

all agreed collectively that that's not going to happen that's not going to be a thing me yes yep and by this point now

I'm already [ __ ] exhausted I don't even want to go to the party anymore but I don't want that to happen which is what would happen if I left that person

alone and I also want to [ __ ] go home in that person drove so I'm trying to get the [ __ ] out of there a couple other

people that we were with wanted to stay I'm like cool [ __ ] Stan I'll give a [ __ ] I just need your car and she was

like oh let me buy my bags and then she kept grinding on me and I'm like yo get up let's go

she's like I'm and finally I get her up and then a couple other people that we were with come with us - we all

congregate in the hallway we all turned to her and we all collectively agree you are not doing this you think I'm not doing anything I'm just dancing with him

I could dance like you guys - and we're all like no don't [ __ ] go she said I'm not gonna do anything I said then we

decided that I needed to take an uber because she can't [ __ ] drive and I'm not going to the club anyway and she can't wrap herself back so I call myself

an uber and I go home and then she calls me in the morning and she's like okay please have it out with me I know I

[ __ ] up please like just say whatever like I'm like I can't hold a grudge on you got too drunk I told you not to and

that's it this is gonna be tough for you - it's not very easy verdict just from

that

it might now allow hold on so important

question for me as a lawyer if I'm gonna do this I of that knows information did things happen we can get to that okay

we're gonna get to that yeah so you tell your version now yes all right um okay um judge jury I like to

just say that um from the very start of the day I had made it very clear that I

was aiming for this person to everyone

before anyone was drunk before the first pitch will for them and I said not just

to mati but I said it to her I'm on your own ass I'm going for you baby

and I'm coming they progressed is

because men we have these ways of tracking to see where we can go with someone and where we can't go I started

to sense that there was a little more rhythm being given as they progressed since this if I didn't sense that I

would have backed off but I didn't so I continued like a real [ __ ] yeah I will

say this at some point in the day I got extremely drunk and I died I don't

remember I did a bunch of [ __ ] at the house that I'd kind of was a blur as the

night wound down we you know we ate and stuff and I was totally clear I had a clear mind and everything and I had

stopped pursuing I literally stopped pursuing okay I didn't make an advance I

didn't request any type of numb nothing hmm she uh a gentleman

well not gentlemen I stopped because I know she was drunk and said that and let

me interrupt his story really quickly because I think some women have a misconception that men enjoy when the

woman is nothing busy busy busy busy drunk and can't talk and can't move and can't walk not you know that

it's not enjoyable for a man actually to some men adults I would like to think

that my client Imani is included it's actually very unattractive when you can't maintain your alcohol this girl

was very much coherent was drunk she was drunk she was drugged no no no what she

was drunk but she but she wasn't it was levels she wasn't falling over yeah she wasn't slurring in spirit yeah let me get so

Bob would you watch our score you got to get a hold of this courtroom man yeah all right so as the night winds down and

I'm seeing that they're they're about to leave I left it alone I went removed myself I remove myself

because I first we were dancing together I removed myself sat down and began to play you know she came to me sat on me

and started running I also made a point of saying out loud because I sense what

Marty was getting and I was even mad at that I just wanted her to know that I'm not that much of a dirtbag to take

advantage of us I don't mind drunk girl so what that wasn't you know be aware I

wasn't concerned about that I don't think that they were having fun though they were having fun so they wanted to

stay and continue to have fun they're not just the drunk girl but the other girl who wasn't drunk okay so we took it

as I they don't want to go to the club that's out to get I had no plans on doing anything with the girl well they

both for the record they both said verbatim right we don't want to go it

wasn't even about that I wanted to go work we're just giving our version where we're refuting some songs you said it's

six o'clock that was a plan or whatever both of them said anyone go where she is going the sober girl

said deal me in I am playing oh no then someone who shall remain anonymous said

how do you play teach me I want to learn this is now a group function happening coming later on deal with why she does

another play who know okay before money finishes at this point at this juncture

Marisa body the body is standing she's the lone person standing up by the door

it's saying [ __ ] saying let's give the anonymous girl and it Stacy Stacy Stacy let's go

no signal Stacy don't say Stacy actually

Stacy is is clearly to everyone with eyes ignoring my T the body so much just

give me five minutes when this and then grinding more so so much so that I that I interject and say your cock-blocking

well then I said well then we don't give a [ __ ] yes I am that is not happening

[ __ ] for a [ __ ] real ass reason I

want everybody to [ __ ] get there's not those to know what okay that's a

separate episode money the body was

being blatantly ignored so after I let my T know that she was cock-blocking and after she let me know that she didn't

care and once they ignore and continued for a little bit I suggested to mati the body hey why don't you just over yourself

wherever you have to go I also don't want to [ __ ] do because I was pissed off but the fact that I told this [ __ ]

don't drink and now I'm stuck taking a gadget over on Memorial night when it was two times a surge price because it

was the night before Memorial Day she would much rather her friend drive drunk where was you know I wanted to [ __ ] Drive well how would she get back there

although I didn't care take it over mm-hmm we didn't care continuum very quickly

oh um let's just say this actually took

place of the girl doing something way mean well let's just say me and the girl

did something okay on the drunken night right and it's like ah you wake up the

next day damn I shouldn't had dead dad it's about though how real is that statement if you do it again on a sober

night and again and again the statement

that you said the text you the next day or called you and said yo you were right

before I [ __ ] up no let's go before that she also said prior to any of this

the three of them had conversation about you and they all agree that that wasn't it yes that doesn't mean she didn't want

obviously I said she she um expressed interest on the [ __ ] beginning and we told her no I'm separated

well yeah I'm gonna come on and my my my my opening statement wit if it was that

much of a [ __ ] to continuously do it to me doesn't really stand out as a face it was

plastered all over this guy she was drunk yesterday too by the way

allow you to say that if you were there because then you would be able to see but if anyone who was there could see that this girl wasn't she woke up

plastered oh my god that's it there were many times where she was not as incoherent and drunk and twisted that

the behavior was consistent yeah no I don't put I never said she don't want to

the point was we were trying to save her from doing that [ __ ] that was the point that's why I trying to remove her from the [ __ ] situation yes already [ __ ]

with somebody in the crew and I'm not letting this [ __ ] cuz she complains to me all the [ __ ] time about not wanting to have casual sex anymore she

stressed out about just the decisions that she's been [ __ ] making and I'm not dealing with that [ __ ] when she's sober and regretted what the [ __ ] she

did and when he may need over here [ __ ] every other [ __ ] because he Manny likes

[ __ ] what am i dumb party friends suck all my party friends eat I don't give a

[ __ ] I'll bring them to learn by the drill is not roll your client some law

and order [ __ ] we have to we have to try

to set up a deal you could bring up your own I think you have another case you can make today okay that I can recommend

and and represent you on this but I need

someone like fill me though like step as a girl if you have a separate argument you're you're explaining why you were

being a good friend no one quit there was no Kate no no charge of you're not being a good girlfriend it was about

being a bad homie to your guy friends ok one though there was a vagina one yeah you were protecting your friend's vagina

that was your also you'll do that that's premeditated cut but yeah premeditated

conversation plead guilty

what is this first-degree man see open to make a deal ok I don't know I don't

know but I'll know okay I need to be more friends I got tons of whole friends

that's fine it was just the one that I actually care about wasn't trying to deal with that one always see but this is the thing because the the assumption

that I'm just [ __ ] everybody in a in a mama it's kind of bad wow we can joke around

and stuff I'm not [ __ ] everybody in your mama and I will say this the people who I do have these casual instances

with there's no issues no beef it's all right what it's it's I'm not one of those guys with this woman would have to

walk around worrying about the respect level or anything like there's also me knowing her and how she gets open and

how and also I can see I can appreciate that but then as a friend with me you can

come say to me II chill this is not that one we could have had that conversation

before him and then I was out of respect for Mahdi and her her friends I just

said yeah you got that yeah you looked crazy cuz no matter what I wasn't going to take advantage of

someone who was dead that wasn't oh well I wasn't worried about their videos drunk she wanted to do it too it wasn't

that I'm just worried about in those situations because those are your closer

friends I get it but you should still has a friend to me be able to say yo fam

you my [ __ ] right naw you before to me and I said no II know you would like she

got it I won't take those no serious no I said no more see nobody knows wild about about about [ __ ] like that like

like hey you could have had whatever reasoning cool although that's great

but I feel and this is me I know my thinking it's a bit warped from time to time in my perspective is probably a

unique one I feel like when a girl has a friend and a guy friend and you know the

guy is not someone who is just looking to [ __ ] be a [ __ ] mud and [ __ ]

take advantage of a girl and just like a guy that that is kind of sound morally I

see why not bro to [ __ ] up by the rim I know was I've seen some crazy [ __ ]

come and go that he's dealt with no no

no right this is why there would never be a need to have the conversation about

a prior to that cuz you don't know anything you're assuming and all the

girls not brought around have been girlfriends so you've seen EB in a relationship and I had a very honest

conversation with them then that I mean we had the conversation before I even put on to homegirl so she clearly knew

we should get herself into by then was saying like me but she'll still get open and she'll still get crazy

still wonder why and then I have to deal with that in the aftermath I have to do when she's calling me crying it's very it's very it's very self-centered it's

very sexy no she makes poor decisions I make poor decisions too a lot of times

and I would love for my friends to prevent me from making some poor decisions that I made because I've made some really regrettable let me help you

out here with the life lessons to me you sound like a [ __ ] right now I don't you can't I'm clear that you don't think that

which is why I'm saying what I'm saying because you don't think that like it's important for people to be all kind of weird when they sound [ __ ] you can't

stop people from being themselves it sounds like you have an issue with powerlessness oh that's what it sounds like to me you're powerless over what

someone it was just that I don't want to [ __ ] make that decision I'm gonna do a powerlessness what are you talking

about I didn't want her to be a poor decision if she was gonna regret it you know what the word panelists means that I had no I couldn't control her how does

that word not have anything to do with [ __ ] acting like I have an issue with it I wanted her not to make a bad decision

she made it [ __ ] it what I'm gonna do now but why is it a bad decision I just explained decision no I don't want Dylan

with someone that doesn't want monogamy and her more have more casual sex that she keeps telling me every [ __ ] day she doesn't want to have more casual sex

and then she gets drunk and does dumb [ __ ] it's reasonable it doesn't change the charges being accurate I think we're

good now we're going in circles because I don't think Marissa's what she's saying is not a unique concept to what girlfriends try to do for each other

it's just men don't we don't even relate to this content there's a disconnect here but I do think this is a common

nothing much deeper into women and their friendships if you're adding on the

drunk part I can respect the move I would have I would have liked to at least been spoken to about what the move

was and why was being made respect like yeah I'm RT ain't coming for no [ __ ]

what I'm saying is in that situation I can understand why a woman would do that now if this person isn't drunk and if

this person continues to do something you've got to step aside I get the friendship which is why I cry

all those news every day that's that's my thing so you know I mean I get it and you know I just I just like three holes

that's it I just like three holes as the you say holes oh okay sorry three oh

okay I think we're willing to take those take that plea yeah I'm cool now Marissa

um you should bring up another charge today oh [ __ ] you do bring up a charge there's something I heard about earlier

today I'm gonna verbalizes for her and let her do it cuz I think she's too against she gotta be honest from what I

heard I believe this charge is undeniable regardless of what is fixed

or amended or have changed or said I believe the charge of anomie court my

client Marissa Mendez who's getting charged yes

all right back in homi court I would like to represent my clients and then

Dez against an unnamed member of the Joe Budden podcast of her of the crew yes

Murphy's Law yeah I'll take it and of course me being

a [ __ ] mate dude that I am I'm representing the squad yeah cuz they're all the internet sing tribute offending

amber now I'm defending Marissa Mayer [ __ ] discharge first-degree felony charge

of cornball tactics when trying to bone one of Maddie's friends yes

bored ball tactics to the point that this is really the kind of thing that when it happens as a friend you have to

look down at the ground and go I'm sorry that that even happened bull now you're

embarrassing now you're embarrassing your homie and that's why you find yourself in homey court first of all the

charges yet you just you don't know what the story listen wow I just know my clown full of real

ass listen we have an advance crew and because my story pretty much came before

this I want to definitely exclude myself from this being possible to being me [ __ ] I mean there is a bunch of

people in this room but we all have to be suspect Simoni [ __ ] all my [ __ ] no

alright so first of all they were told they were going to get something to eat they end up at his crib who's they your

fries no no no I just mean they is Marty's mighty body's fine go back to

the house crew members trying it trying it oh this cases cannot deny that some you can't

say that there was no interest or anything like I'm sure there was don't try to argue right so I'm saying Oh

but I want to add a little bit and I'm I'm friends with the squad and the crew let me you know preface with that but we

can't forget the night before where we were playing a game of the most danger

you know our defense steps I'm not gonna know everything about that that was fun

though but this is about is the line that he used while they were in the bedroom he said you are so smooth and

symmetrical the young lady in question

is in fact cement

it means something okay the fact of the matter is human beauty is all you guys

should be using this beauty is often defined by semester illness people who

are symmetric people have symmetry nor very symmetrical from one side of their face to the other are often the most beautiful people however the idea of

using that line when trying to get in the drawers is a crazy thing that he

wanted he wanted to eat it you know what I want to eat taste you if he did not taste but that's the part that I can

honor you in the event that said crew member said you are so smooth and

symmetrical what if he said that after said squad member was already in the

band but at the same time I'm not using

the line to get play the same time it's possible now with the charge but it's possible that that line is the reason it

didn't happen yeah he didn't get to taste it or [ __ ] it made the girls stop enough to then repeat if a girl has to

repeat a line to her girlfriend verbatim because it was bad that's not fair girls are Pete a bunch of [ __ ] to your friends at that line stop words that

actually said though were you there yeah

you can't say you positive working there I'm making a mistake yeah she still made a mistake no man

like well women tell each other but what well know what women tell each other

ain't always would happen yes they like to make themselves look better than what they actually were at the moment so I

can you charge a really good crew member on here say and I will say this that

squad member knew where the [ __ ] she was going that's fine before leaving so to

portray it and I also saw this squad member pursuing hard bodies with the

charges the charge is simply cornball tactics we're not asking we're not trying to get the no tactic seal the

deal he wanted to eat it and he wanted to hit it he got neither one of those no the deal was filled what he wanted to

[ __ ] yeah he said I wanted to taste he gets a tasty you just said he wanted to [ __ ] he wanted to taste and bug obviously that's the end no I mean that

is generally the end game but the the bottom line is this the cornball tactic in question here is using the line you

are so smooth and symmetric we're not

trying to go for as high charge as you guys got a conviction in Marissa we're not saying that but the timing comes

into play if it's in the heat of the moment no you can never say you're

smooth and symmetrical it's never I'm sitting across the room if Flo DeMaio

honestly if you separated it even it could live if you're with a woman and you're like you see you're so smooth Oh

someone could pull that off or if you're not even having a sexual conversation be like yo seriously that's what I'm more

like you're a perfectly symmetrical face that's okay it's still corny but the combination in the sexual context show

is not something macho bun would ever say I would never say oh so you wouldn't

ever say that I might say it so you might say a depending on where we are

I'm like that would have been a Jase

well that's a WoW I think I think I think whoever did do that is guilty

we'll take a plea yeah well there's no proof that it was actually said so you

that's also is yeah I need to hear it from the I need to hear from the witness

man smooth and a symmetrical I still

think that if a [ __ ] is smooth and symmetrical I mean it could be corny but let's not act like the right amount of

corny hasn't got [ __ ] laid before that's true I'm not I'm not rolling with

that well I mean I get it but I just not right for I can't say that word woman

t-carr all right so now next subject I

guess oh we get into the emails I guess okay all right body so happy we're changing the subject

man all right I mean that wasn't my problem that one all right this is from Steve he wants to ask about

Instagram oh come on Steve I have a question for the fellas on the podcast Joe Rory and I guess Rosenberg if he is

there well Rosenberg is never here number one and I feel like he has like this sensor

that goes off that like lets him know when I was just about had enough he pops

up like he's here today that's interesting yeah but anyway okay how do

the women you are in relationship with deal with you following other beautiful women on social media I've had more arguments about this topic

with the woman that I care for to recount this makes no logical sense um

we'll just make it mixing yeah I sometimes follow porn stars and other IG

models and women there that she absolutely hates she gives me a lot of grief about it this one girl in particular the real J Kylie I'm not

affiliated all right oh and you don't have to read her IG but I wanted you to see her page for context I follow her

anytime I feel like she posts a picture or follow any of other pages that she's associated with she bugs out on me and

complains that I can not love or be attracted to her if I'm consistently looking at other women she calls me obsessed for liking her

pictures and I got it so bad that I had to block her from my IG page how you block a [ __ ] that don't even follow you

[ __ ] no I think he I don't know no did he block BAE or did he block the real

khaluji he had to block the real Kylie I thought he blocked bail yeah maybe you do Buffy I bet my opponent I got it so

bad that I had to block her all right my lady is very beautiful but she seems

very insecure I do follow a good deal a beautiful woman on G so she gets

frustrated but I tell her my page it's my page I can do whatever I want I want to actually jump in this is the same

time about this weekend remember when I said that's what the old bay did and that's why I'm not I'm done with it it's

like we're cool with you know follow some big booty hoes we follow some too probably we like to look at it but when it's like an excessive amount and he

seems to be trying to say like yeah it's a lot but no it's fine it's fine it's fine it's not fine when it's an excessive amount then it becomes thirsty

and now we're looking at you like family are you so [ __ ] thirsty is disgusting I think it also depends on if they are

attainable like for me follow all the Rihanna's in the Beyonce exactly yeah

now if you fall in a [ __ ] from down the street that works at at clubs and squares and then we have issues so it

depends on how attainable these hoes are and again like I said like the mountain

to like when it should become such an excessive amount it's it's kind of eyebrow-raising like why are you successive though I'm talking like

hundreds of just big booty [ __ ] like the one that dude that I just cut off like he wasn't even mixing in men with

that like his boys nothing all right let me ask you a question if the same guy my's a bunch of Playboy's

or bars a bunch of magazines that have nothing but these women and this is that

wrong is that excessive no because he's reading it but like [ __ ] in the Maxwell I mean looking yeah yeah sort of minute

but in my instance he was like following and unfollowing and then re following to try to get them to follow back while

they're liking pictures 18 weeks ago for like some attention I don't think that's

what Steve's doing here though he's not really he may not want to explain so much either like I'm liking him that's why she's

getting frustrated I'm he may also why does he have to like the pic just scroll past woman she has a lot of I was about

to say yeah she has she has a few files he's not looking at his life is kind of fetish got some tits light-skinned

stripper girl that's an attention [ __ ] I follow her um with all that said I

follow her as a man you have to know

that women are habitual lurkers um that is what they do

instagram has that what tab is it activity tab that pretty much lets you know anytime anything is taking place I

don't leave a comment on any picture if I do what's a friend of mine it's a joke

and I don't like any picture like I can find I can call you and see a picture I

don't I don't have to like a picture I don't I don't even understand why people like pictures I don't get it like I

don't get it so you're not a friend yet yeah like sometimes friend like you know her daughter I want you to know I like

to picture a little man like gonna make a difference and at the end of the day

especially to I've known this guy sometimes I'll start liking bitch's pics but they won't like throwing girls pics like nah see you everyday so then it's

nice because like you you live with your girl I'm assuming or you even if you don't you live with you don't jeopardize

your relationship for the kind of age in a girl now or whatever not not college and I'm sorry oh the kind of jig or

whatever name is now if you want to be like me and think that this is a sign or a red flag into something that's not

gonna go away and something much deeper which is your girl insecure yeah but I think that too is a

font like I definitely agree with you too but there's also a fine line as if when you're doing excessive [ __ ] then and then you just want to be like like

defiant like you can't tell me what to do you're you're psycho because you're mad that I'm following a lot of people like no she's having a legitimate

concern and then the guy is just being [ __ ] selfish and not wanting to understand the other side of the fence

and I totally disagree with Steph's Steph's I don't have a problem with it

if they're not attainable I feel like everybody's attainable and but sure Joe Budden I had this conversation with

Tahiry in 2005 where we were watching a

playoff game whenever they won that [ __ ] we were watching a playoff game now it's here we had a big problem with me

lusting over big booty [ __ ] in real life like seeing them so uh all went

away wait used to play oh my god oh there's a finer things I would do they always used to have a [ __ ] I used to

go crazy I used to be like how come that's okay for you to do that but I can't left over my [ __ ] and she would say [ __ ] like I'm never gonna meet him

that's totally not true to me I don't think that Rihanna or beyoncé have only ever [ __ ] super rich famous people I

think there are plenty of regular people that are having sex with these people that people think are not attainable

these people are very much attainable and accessible just in a certain circle I don't think Rihanna's [ __ ] gonna be

at the [ __ ] brownstone on River Road but maybe she will somebody's I'm a beggar when we're

saying and it's attainable we are speaking from a point a stand point where it's everyday attainable not just

that one random time you're at the club Rihanna's at the club that chance happening we're talking about every day

it's a can go down the street to the corner but social media everybody is

every day attainable my mom couldn't DM Prince back in the day like these people

are attainable you also have to take a look at when I say also attainable it does have a lot to do with and I don't

know how Steve looks but it has all it also has a lot to do with your books you can be Rihanna may not mess

with only you know wealthy guys but they're definitely gonna be fine and

that's for sure yeah you know you might be fine I guess what I'm saying from the attainability every autumn

might be having a [ __ ] on let me answer fans day or some [ __ ] or do you

might be doing a [ __ ] and she sees some mediocre guy and she's like you know what no I'm Anthony I'm acting

under the pretense that uh that see let me tell you something about these celebrities right these celebrity women

that are all already very much established and independent they don't

need very much from a [ __ ] know like if you come with some great a dick oh good

personality yeah they might be telling jokes here - yeah and you're pretty much good like she's relying on you for very much

she's play your [ __ ] role that's true all right so do we have all the more

reason for her got his girl to be [ __ ] upset then I wonder not a girl looks because if the girl is like pure [ __ ]

then hey I'm gonna pick on your girl yeah let us know Steve you know yeah

that phase is the subject last week you

brought up how every woman has a thought phase is this a girl uh no but my

question is how do you know when they're clearly done with their that thought phase there's this girl who has been

with her man for a long time but has always tried to get with me blatantly I deny it because of her relationship

status and because I know in the long run they won't last I can wait however should i only [ __ ] with her during the

thought phase afterwards or are there signs that I should be aware of in case she's truly done with that phase thanks

bro you got a long way to go man this guy wait wait he didn't say but

obviously if she's crying or thought food yeah if she's trying to [ __ ] you in a relationship she's probably on her way

to another thought face but she's in there why would you want to be with a girl that literally is gonna cheat

oh yeah and she's in her thought phase Carly but I find it strange there's that phase while in can be a

thing yeah I always you know thought that you went through your thought basement door breakup so she was just

this is not a face for her yeah that's just life she's that's her lifestyle she's a yeah that's just what that is

like you don't know hope you didn't have a man you can't be happily in a relation yeah you just can't be a while she just

can't be a cheater she said well she's a hoe honey that's not a hole why is she home because she'll be home for Spring

Break they're drinking then you can be a hoe for [ __ ] a guy while you have a man who believe on your man makes you a

hoe yes and a man cheating on his girl also makes him oh oh wait so let me ask

you a question this raises a very interesting question let's say that [ __ ] let me think of

some names here let's say that Deborah is dating Dan I might be able to

remember let's say they both are in a relationship Deborah is faithful to Dan okay they

break up after a year okay she goes at Fox 30 [ __ ] okay she's not all know

she get out of her system that was a phase that was the faith now with the phase inspect anybody this is why women

weird this is the fat phase that is what that especially she's keeping her time with that thirty [ __ ] look after you

but she went through our faith and when she's done she gonna be faithful to the next man that's not a face that's a ho

nope face that's the reason why these words that's a face because when she's done with that she's done with it got it

out of her system and she's ready to be faithful and love she was with a guy for however many years they were together and faithful she's clearly not yeah

she's not it's a phase she she's getting it out of her system biermann's main point is one guy for however many years

she's been they went through you went which is called the whole phase no mixture

Harmon she's in a relationship with the man and she cheats one time that makes

her a ho no that makes her she's not cheating one time she's trying to establish a whole situation a whole

different situation one time is a mistake when you're trying to do it multiple times it's no longer a mistake she's all I like that we're not [ __ ]

on the fans like we usually do in this segment well I think concerns do we add

another one yeah I need some relationship advice from a Mike all right Mike I don't like your name really

my Mike is just like his parents put no effort into it Joe isn't that far from

Mike very difficult it was like biblical Michael isn't Michael in the Bible is this Maury is a very interesting one

this is named st. Michael Joseph there

was a saint somewhere why would they name all these schools and stuff st. same I think not everything is in the

Bible what so where are they Bible and I'm

sure me get killed on Twitter if I do this incorrectly the Bible is made of the of the twelve disciples talking

about Jesus what's your religion Catholic which means all right we're

just not as less things Ramirez is that even more

generic damn all right Joe Rory Marissa

won't catch me on this but you have a platonic female friends so I think you could help me me and my best friend have

been friends for a very long time recently within the last year we started to realize that we like each other more than friends and we are great together

and we get along perfect and everything is good I mean Shorty's my best friend is expected and the sex is [ __ ] great

no pun the issue though is right now she doesn't have her [ __ ] together which is cool I have no issue being the

breadwinner but Shorty's said she wants to get her [ __ ] together before she can commit to me so she doesn't want the

relationship aspect but she says she doesn't care how unrealistic selfish or

stupid it sounds shorty wants me to wait for her until she gets ready my question is do I wait and if so how long should I

wait if I wait does that mean I have to get rid of my hos or do I keep my host because technically there is no

relationship definitely keep the home definitely there's absolutely nothing wrong with what she's saying

and I say [ __ ] it don't wait trying to try to salvage the friendship I've never

been a situation like this I've just been hauling around for the past five to six years why don't we want to be in a

relationship with our best friend we're already [ __ ] that's gonna be there regardless and doesn't average it together anyway this is generic Mike

we're talking about like it's just as Mike leave the bet the best friend that

you've already [ __ ] it doesn't have her [ __ ] together that's like they ball by the corner pocket you just kind of leave that there to use it your own

discretion Mike sounds like he's in love yeah Mike Mike I can't condone the man

you're Mike you kind of buggin out yeah and then you're actually considering waiting for her she's obviously [ __ ]

some other news and she's trying to look out for you and tell you that without telling you that no don't wait for me

it's not [ __ ] she's saying yeah Mike get it together and change your name man and

I want to know what not having your [ __ ] together what he means by that he's broke and taking flying out and going to

Dubai all right that's it for for this segment

all right that's it for that do we have it might be over for my tea the body do you have one I know where do you have

one I was thinking on the train ago nobody has one all right well that's over for that one

well I'll do it I'll do very loose one since nobody else has what I think I

think that I do my support support oh we got yours coming oh I think that it

might be over for any of you out there

anyone in here I think it could be over for anyone that little bee decide see

the Vulcan Hardy came to last night Sports report is wrong

no Harding came booth at curves he officially cursed him prior to last actually well then Houston flooded so

then you might have Chris all here and all the fans had to stay there damn son

anybody that low B curses thank you based god it might be over for you

give us let that rock a little quiz here a fire used the cord next time I

was background music it might be okay

next time use the cord and do things the proper way anyway so on to the sports

report Steph Curry our prayers are with you oh he's fine he's good but he was a

little disoriented during the lesson of the game there but they said it wasn't

concussion I feel like concussions continues you know no no no that's not helpful that's why it's her sports

report so he got a contusion or something like that

Brent's in the in the in the hallway practicing so they let him back on then

he came back his little disoriented but he made it but Houston stole one last night so they're gonna go to game five

now but hopefully I mean the Warriors could take that home and then Cleveland plays tonight if they win it'll be a

sweep and then next Tuesday begins the tonight is last night because you guys will be hearing this Wednesday oh sorry

yeah so last night they play look what and if they win they sweep and then all

in clay sort of finals what's up to 160 out shareable scope I just said what's

gonna does new make sense let's go very many things that you say makes it too much that doesn't make sense I actually

kind of understand now and then if the finals do happen to be San Francisco versus Cleveland it will begin in San

Francisco because they have a higher something there's something that's okay

but I go to San Francisco well whatever you know with me today

to California so anyway you don't go

there first because they have a higher something or other and then it'll be two games there and then it'll be one game

in Cleveland and then I don't know how it goes from there a big Cleveland

Bakley no mo so babe a Cleveland Cleveland Bay Cleavon Bay did you see mmm I gotta read the second time and some at

some point and just just records we're gonna get out of here Joanne where we at what time so just for the record and I

just want to have this document in for the next show so you are Bayliss yep I

cut him off so he did his number delete him from the recent contacts lead him everything he doesn't know that well why

did but then I did see a tweet on Saturday night where you were looking to get the number back no that was another

person was someone else you deleted two

numbers game Mike doesn't know that the person my cousin no zombie that's what I was tweeting that wouldn't give me the

number well he did he gave it to me the next day but I text him for that person's number no not old day so this so old

days run it was quick it was about a month and then I realized he's a [ __ ] [ __ ] so there with that so we'll never

hear from old bay again nope I'm done with that all right all right that's all

I wanted to know I really enjoyed you I wanna thank all of you guys Rory Marissa

staff Imani Draya Draya was the point you've been in storage is here just look

at y'all yeah hiren mad explicit content that you shouldn't be hearing at your age your

needs a man underdeveloped yeah look at

nothing but her knee don't cover your knee go live life go get a scratch on

your [ __ ] bruise or something with her skin but thank you drea for being in here as well i listeners thank you guys

for listening Joey thanks for being the greatest podcast engineer out their tax

keep my name out of your [ __ ] podcast I want no parts of what since you can't

even throw mowing you a my [ __ ] knee I don't even know you should exist out there and as it and we're done recipes

change drugs we're going getting the

last word of Paul guy hey do you know how many tweets the how much they enjoyed the end of the last podcast

someone said they almost dropped a dumbbell or barbell whatever you put put those in the gym they Bisharp it on their head because it was so funny

Cleveland goodbye