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hello hi hey guys hey it's me Joe Budden

and then I saw her standing there like a

fog like a waiting yeah it's pretty good

impression right disturbing that's what

you care about so talks gotta hurts my

throat how do you even talk like that

how many cigarettes the apply lattices a

lifetime supply hey it's all name this

podcast later and Joe Budden is not here

and we're gonna call him right now um

and let you know where the [ __ ] he's

been although he's tweeting he's [ __ ]

up our sharing so he said what's

happening no no I was tweeting like I'm

like we're getting the TMZ exclusive oh

we are he knows it's cuz guys listen

it's hard as you know attempting to and

I'm not saying you know be the greatest

producer of all time but produce a

little bit it's hard to produce with Joe

Budden cuz you don't know if he's gonna

do things like give his own podcast the

exclusive so we're gonna get it Rory

you're saying we're getting the

exclusive here we're gonna try all right

so let's call Joe Budden let's see where

he goes with this and let's see if he

gives you gob lady you guys leave this

he's gonna yell at me yeah pretty much

I'm gonna sit here mister on my computer

and you guys I'm gonna try my best

you're gonna like one out there what's

the over/under of him even picking up

you just call me in the car it's me that

doesn't mean anything with him that's

Jeff oh yeah that he could I can't call

back now because my phone's on three

percent and I'm ophea don't worry here

we go here we go my movies in my car

calling Joe Budden on his own podcast so

can you hear all us through all our mics

how that works Joey no he'll be he'll be

Squad yeah you have to [ __ ] save me

there's squad members everywhere oh no

we have some time we're fine I'm trying

to get a little bit louder

you should get Joey a little louder Joey

will you give us an update we we let the

know who's it's a Rosenberg Rory

Marisa and what Sameer Samira Samira why

finality I don't know this is

when you leave I'm so confused right now

hobo Joe this is the first thing we're

doing on this podcast is finding out

what am I respect that Jason Rory around

so talk to us Joe yeah what's going on

where are you what's happening all I

know is I got to work on Monday morning

and Laura Styles was reporting that you

were like wanted by the police or

something that's so stupid they made the

biggest deal at all of this insanity to

me I feel it mom

they didn't send me a court paper so I

missed the court date issue the warrant

and that was there they act like I had

fled the country or something Joe Budden

skips down without sound Xander that I

flew back what the courts appear it

warrants gone anything's good in the

[ __ ] out it again where is it that

you're going aren't you nosy nosy Nadia

yeah ok I'm going away I'm going on my

spiritual journey is that what you call

it

is is that up north is that what it is

he don't even know I feel about you uh

being leader on my part I'm not being

lead I'm just doing my I'm just trying

to fill up gap to fill up the space

Samir is leading oh we should bring

Beyonce next week I would expect a

warrior to be the lead Mike and hold

things down while I was gone I've

already been pushed over by the squad

money back up here somebody on my side

so what are you guys talking about today

we have a really full show I'm glad you

asked Joe

Rory Rory what do you have on the docket

list oh what's happening a lot of Bruce

Jenner yeah a lot of Matty Sports report

oh oh I do have things to say about that

sorry - now we were just gonna kind of

wing it and see what the [ __ ] you were

I'm happy you answered the phone though

yeah that's pretty made the first

celebrity on this is the first celebrity

interview we were able to get on your

posse thank you for being our first

guest that's a damn shame

maybe next week maybe next week we'll

get somebody cuz it's you know like

people will be in town you know for the

summer jam again yeah you you Pete's

been saying that since the inception of

our show valid every week every week

Peter thinks we can get somebody this is

the week exclusive to this this might

even hit possible chop us up so they

play it no say something like you know

on this [ __ ] on this uh Amber Rose

interview for like five months now you

got interviewed with everybody in the

universe brochure he's been saying she's

gonna be here next week for like five

months guys she's really excited about

during the podcast I mean she sent me

attacked last night and she was like

when know the best part is she said I

can't wait to commence my best

friendship with mati that's what she

said is that because we are gonna be

best friends gonna be pretty major gonna

go on double dates we're gonna go on

double dates Hey Joe can you is there

anything else though that we are you

that would be juicy for you for you to

tell us so like all the blog sites can

pick it up by the way you know they

already announced it so I feel like you

can at least talk about it now well

apparently apparently according to Cory

they still don't want me to talk about

it now okay I doubt of course Louise no

that's a spirit it's a spiritual journey

I'm all for I'm all for help and helping

people will know that helped uh Larissa

and Rory enough thanks Jim I'm still

pretty [ __ ] up I don't know why people

thought I was on the run or like TMZ is

[ __ ] nuts they're TMZ

post something it might well be in the

Bible yeah I mean they basically killed

little Wayne two years ago so that was

bad that was pretty shitty yeah that

language was wild but whatever [ __ ]

happens in life we chose Joseph it is

the week of the NBA Finals and we need a

prediction here Golden State's the

favorite here in the in what I tell me

your opinion I think one of the most

exciting potential NBA Finals matchups

we've had in a while

Kazon six thanks buddy

I think golden Golden State is too deep

their TV but I do have Cleveland making

it a serious because LeBron and LeBron

so maybe Golden State and six or seven

nope I got warriors we're gonna win no

Golden State is the Warriors money yeah

I was reading Corey's Texas okay guys

you meant to big up your squad and

instead you just well I have like Oh

working the base so at least my body

that's it that's the part of the show

where I would be unplugging your mic I'm

still figuring out all right you gotta

figure out what unplug Joe's or anything

else you want to tell your minions or

while you're on hiatus I want to

apologize to the I'll name this podcast

later listeners for leaving you guys

stuck with Peter Rory

Marisa and Samira bad enough I didn't

even know what Marisa was showing up

every week now I got to feel what it is

holy unfortunately you guys have to hold

it down our listeners try not to miss me

too much I will be back when my

sabbatical is over whenever that is do

we not know is it two weeks is a three

we don't we don't probably only have to

deal with you guys without me for

another week I'm sure the listens the

listen will [ __ ] be damned

exponentially this [ __ ] week but it's

fine no no I'll make sure the

description doesn't say that you're gone

yeah next week it will this week we're

gonna be regular

no of us with ult your your

oversaturating yourself man morning so

yes you it's too much you and you're not

that great it's funny you mention that

because Peter has confirmed he is

producing a Jace love lost and it will

contain no it will just be on that on

that note I'm getting the [ __ ] out of

here

there's no adjacent of loss ALL I missed

this this is amazing y'all can text me

and act like we're friends you know I'm

doing I was told you got your phone

taken away and I didn't yeah you a group

chat that's what I know you have a phone

I can't guess oh yeah oh yeah that's

true

alright you got me here

see that's why I already liked you out

of town because I feel like Joe here

would never say you got me there yeah

doing him well so we're not allowed to

say why it was gone oh c'mon

but if people dig around it sounds like

they could find it but yeah he isn't

that we can't talk about so what did you

guys want to talk about I really have

another project I'm recording one

everything right after this I have a way

to run my mouth non-stop what do you

Rory Marissa

and Sameera stranger I've just met what

do you guys want to talk about you made

her one fun FaceTime

oh yeah oh that's right it was real yeah

it was connection yeah so what yeah

exactly why did you oh geez what do you

guys want to talk I had something I was

tweeting about the other day

Netflix and where women get this

assumption that because I want to watch

Netflix and chill that means that I want

to do something that's combos Brian I

have to pee I'll be back so already know

Wow oh because you're really boring

Courtney yes anyways so maybe I just

want to watch Netflix and chill and not

be objected to your frivolous

assumptions of males transgressions

you're saying here is that

women feel that when one says they want

to watch Netflix it means they want to

get dough more yeah maybe maybe I just

want to watch Netflix where'd you get

the audacity to think that I want to do

something

um can I be honest with you right mm-hmm

the old watch a DVD game for me for a

long time this is where you need to

leave the squad alone it seemed up with

me okay it's time to take a stand

okay let these women know that we will

not be judged as erotic human beings

right lovers of $12 cinema he's right

that's it that's it oh I don't need

anything more another hour new co-host

how many times have you been asked to

watch Netflix and chill a few times and

I take it as they're gonna try something

else and then do that where you get this

audacity or this arrogance this

pretentious idea that I want to do more

than just watch Netflix I love Netflix

there's a lot of good shows on there or

new black house of car we can learn

documentaries yeah a lot more new series

starting I heard they're actually

getting on planet earth they're doing a

planet Earth Redux there's a lot of good

stuff on Netflix hey Marissa when

someone says you wanna has Netflix how

often you end up sucking their [ __ ]

would you my friend I'm asking you I

don't know your friend as well to ask

her so blatant myself

shut the [ __ ] up I've never even watched

Netflix exactly because when you're know

I have my you watch it on my laptop I

have my own Netflix cuz my dad got me an

account and I watch the regular show on

there a lot I like how you said I have

my own because my dad gave me it's like

a family account like me oh and Farquaad

we have each like a paid a profile

speaking of which whoever roger is who I

stole Netflix from who's someone else

stole from him can you pay your account

please because I want to watch Netflix

that's that that's embarrassing they

should really take care of them honestly

you can use okay so really you can use

mine alright I might have to get the

password so I'm worried you'll enjoy

this we were in the car

on our way over here when you guys were

late and made me girl exactly and blame

little dark yeah it is a little dark

fall

guess who's running late so we were in

the car a rapper was running late and

Marissa goes yo good news I got your

friend blank all access to summer gym

okay here's the thing we don't like

blank I hate my friend Blaine mm-hmm my

friend blank is not even my friend

anymore shocker there

my friend blank I'd not only don't want

to see at summer gym or at all but I'm I

don't have any extra all access to

summer gym yeah I love how I had was

able to get it done I don't know who to

ask is blank old work know that you know

yeah no definitely not gonna do our can

I get some backstory and why you don't

like him or that give it away too much

no I'm happy to give it away

I mean I'm gonna give away blatantly be

rude but um you definitely know the

person to understand and you'll figure

it out probably than 15 seconds but um

this person and I used to hang out

because I was cool to them when I met

them they were younger than me they

wanted to be in the scene help out I

gave them said opportunity brought them

around a lot invited them to a lot of

events yadda yadda yadda really I mean

and it went pretty far dude how about

this invited to my wedding

that's pretty far yeah and there's more

and there's some people who were passed

up on that wedding list who I really

wish I could go back I think we designed

your wedding invitation I didn't

actually get any but I think you're

right about that I think I wasn't

invited to running but I didn't know you

I didn't know and I didn't really know

what's great imitation you didn't invite

Samara to your wedding either Samia I'm

sorry she was watching Netflix so so we

knew each other for a long time last

year at Peter Palooza which by the way

is gonna be announced next week and it

is Mahdi is very excited about I am so

excited also Peter pools it was also fun

last year although Peter did not get me

on any [ __ ] listen I like you this

year the squad wallnut the whole squad

samara maybe we'll see about you

belvane podcast later squad - Joe Budden

who really should not be invited to such

a [ __ ] to me yeah yeah and he

doesn't even want to go he definitely

would not know I'm not going so why

don't you ask her before this is awkward

cuz I wonder because I want to sell

tickets but he's got him

so anyways no but the headliner reviews

the Peter Rosenberg have nothing to do

with me Joe anyways listen so this this

person one fan Peter politically I know

they're gonna come um it's a different

kind of audience and show for Peter

Palooza but last year he shows up and I

had put him on every version of the list

that I ever sent out and for whatever

reason when he got there wasn't on the

list and could not figure out like I

don't know what was happening blah blah

but the first text message I get is real

aggressive like yo I'm not on the list

take it and this is like you have to

understand guys I'm not trying to be a

douchebag but when you're throwing your

own concert of like twenty three hundred

people with I get a 200 person backstage

list is the least of your words and

there's a lot it's the most of your

worries but it's just I'm saying one is

what it's doing

yeah you can't you can only do so much

I'm already make a long story short he

ends up being a total dick headed

screaming at my brother in front of the

venue blah blah blah i Nick and things

just started going left for us from that

point and a lot of the things that I

realized I'd never liked about this

person started coming to the service now

here's the best part of the whole thing

without getting all the nitty-gritty of

this is this is what I think that Joe

Budden angle would be for what's

interesting about this you go like this

I'm gonna tell you guys he was waiting

outside yelling at my brother so uh you

know what my problem is with this no

here's the part Joe would freak out

about this person has then since dissed

me he's come at me a few different ways

he's even been threatening to me trying

to even be physically threatening over

text message which was pure comedy

because he is the least scary human

being alive and did you threaten slap

his kids no oh well son a well said that

was appropriate knows more property than

people give credit for but

and I did say when he's when he did

trick get violent with me I said if

anyone has seen my dog they know I have

the softest dog on earth

and I was like bear will bite your

[ __ ] face off and I'm not gonna make

a mockery and a direct quote from him

while fighting with who was goes don't

bring your pooch into this Wow anyways

all this is happening while he owes me

$800 $800 $800 Rory well my question now

is why does he owe you that was very

well that's a great question yeah

because when he was not doing well he

didn't have money for rent and

straight-up asked me look I know this

person and nevermind I'm not gonna go

for this yes straight-up said I said I

really know you were talking about until

you just sell that I didn't know that

you know that part okay no not for you

no cuz something else oh wow alright

well I said here's I didn't I haven't

told anyone about that who it is when

I'm saying that but I said no problem

now I keep out real with you guys I'm

from the suburbs most of the people I

knew always like had money generally

eight hundred bucks is truthfully the

most money I've ever lent anyone I've

never forked over $800 I got a paypal

date which is like here you go

Global yeah he after a few months forgot

to mention really bring it up and now

has since gone on Twitter and talk [ __ ]

about me and called me a [ __ ] while he

owes me $800 and I just don't understand

as a man how long can feel okay about

doing that like don't you want to throw

the money in my face and tell me to go

[ __ ] yourself yeah how do you know you

and haven't even known about yours away

in our house but it's all you owe

because of a business thing you owe it

as a friend as a friend I was just like

you couldn't borrow it yeah like me in a

bay earlier this year

here we go ahead lend him some money and

then we [ __ ] with the wrong women

have never lent me money got like

[ __ ] like stuck somewhere and so I

sent I had to Western Union they didn't

even have a bank account and

was he a drug dealer no but he's

probably long story short how much you

give him this only 200 um he has from

one but I sent two just to make sure

he's okay Wow is we feel like fell out

because we got like some stupid [ __ ] and

he's still like the first thing he made

sure even though he like [ __ ] hated

my guts that moment was to pay me back

because he still wanted to be old well

that's the ego yeah there's no way I'm

gonna get in a fight with a woman and OH

her money yeah I first stupid Island

somebody $3,000 no mm-hmm okay and no

you don't see names we don't care about

news backstory what happened um it was

for school I didn't want him to miss on

a semester um so I gave him $3,000 for

school wow that's very kind of you I

would never do that in my life

yeah you would I got the money back you

know what you never do that why cuz you

would never be [ __ ] with anyone who's

going to college [ __ ] you on football

Bay definitely graduated college trophy

no 3.0 good Ram Wow

yeah so anyways the point of the story

is I just don't understand a one human

being could try to really have issues of

someone while you owe the money and a

fake favor money I thank you for

bringing it hold on well now I'm bored

and I didn't know that well because he's

doing our stuff for us or was helping so

I'm pretty bummed I didn't know that

because I'm very like fiercely loyal as

a Leo and obviously Rossum don't blame

the Sonny story on this now by the way

real quick another situation came up

with this person recently where this

person wanted to do something at a place

where I do stuff a connection that I

have right alright now keep in mind I've

already given this person endless

connections and this person wanted to do

an event at a place where I do it and I

told the person blatantly you can let

him know that if y'all want me to be

there he doesn't do events at this place

anymore and you'll never guess who they

chose me so that's what President to go

on Twitter and call me a [ __ ] and I'm

like that's not being a [ __ ] bro it's

I'm not hell

you anymore I'm not that is my place I

am no longer giving you help and just

for the record if Marissa would have not

said it was too late I would have had it

shut down at summer gym - yeah I would

have had no problem I don't feel guilty

about once someone's Benedicta me

[ __ ] them over I'm not I grew up I

very vindictive my father's very

vindictive

he taught me yeah important person I

don't forget I do not forget when you're

an [ __ ] to me Cheryl it's so nice to

meet you I didn't know that he was like

that he you know what

so you've seemed to have some

confrontations with people you do have

but you know I feel like you're like so

soon I feel like maybe you're like you

get picked on I think that's somewhat

true I'm a gum a good target to get well

yeah it is a you're a very easy target

I'm an easy you know I'm a I'm a I'm a

good person to have like friction with

because I don't completely fit in in

some way that was nice and I'm also

vocal so like you can find other people

who will have issue with me even though

with the people that I'm have any real

interaction with like I really only have

good yeah never say anything negative

about you but that was like me in high

school I'm so nice to you it's always

well in all these situations at what

point have you said hey Peter

what role did I play in this um I tried

to do it in all of them right and I

recognized that in all of them in all of

my confrontations which I think I had

two or three this year I sort of it

ended with relationships being like you

know what this relationships not gonna

work out at all mm um in the case of

this one it's very hard to find a lot on

my end um on account of the nature of

our relationship right like in my

opinion based on the fact that when I

met him he didn't have [ __ ] going on

yeah and I had a lot going on and I was

constantly bringing you to my [ __ ] and

what happened was since then has been

clear the the relationships that the

person has because of me are so clear

honestly I know this may sound [ __ ] up

but I don't really believe I owe much

more in my opinion if you're a hungry

humble person that's enough to kind of

like he would always get are me like

when that when the when the Peter

Palooza prob

happened yeah I wanted him to apologize

for being disrespectful to my brother in

public he thought I owed him something

because the list was messed up and I

underst

I know I don't have any other good

friends who cry to me about list

problems they just say I'll figure it

out get it it's your night nice Tallis I

had another friend who's much more

valuable to me in a business sense a

business contact who just stood outside

and waited just sat and waited until it

was time to get it what the thing you

know why because they know I'm dealing

with a million [ __ ] things and who

are you what are you there to do that

night what is so important that you need

to do this and you idiot I think you

guys call Gary being disrespectful to

someone's family is worse than being

disrespectful to them mm-hmm I would

rather have you yell at me yeah

absolutely I God if somebody went crazy

and my brother I think I would literally

kill somebody and you met my brother's

most horrible my little brother my

little baby if someone ever I'm not

gonna call my older brother my little

baby my little Farquaad is my little

he's so cute Rory will you be in the

house long summer Jim on Sunday that's a

great segue because apparently enemies

have full access the crazy [ __ ] is I

didn't even know that I had to pull like

that because I was like yo can you get

me tickets passes and I'm like you I

love all of you people I literally can't

do [ __ ] for you like I honestly don't

even like really have any pull there and

then look at that I got four tickets and

four passes well in both your defense I

have not asked either of you for

anything

I really appreciate that consider I

don't know if I have anything yet I I

mean I wasn't planning on asking

I might have just stood outside and

yelled at your brother until I got him

tickets that we're giving up for our

interns so that was just like our thank

you they're gonna be sitting probably in

the nosebleed seats so there's that and

then the package I got to classes are

like real a solution to first for their

working people that are helping us good

choices that Marissa I can't anyone this

you know

I animal everyone live this year I mean

it's really cool I'm excited about

fetty's first made o Mormons hey Rory

Marisa is excited about Fetty WAPs

performance at summer gym okay you

shocked about that we're not talking

about this excite about Todd Alice no

I'm surprised that she even remembered

Freddy was on the stage because we love

ty dolla sign here at the squad right we

tell you do great they do they we listen

to them in the car all the time it'll

pretty much a ty dolla sign

Fetty WAP playlist our playlist has

merged yeah it has so it's like a it's

like a group ty dolla sign Fetty WAP

when did you decide that when you ty

dolla sign becomes so important to the

script um when I became a part of this

group which was when did he become

important to you okay here goes so Dori

Jarvis off yeah yeah let's get key

points I was like a year and a half ago

um the paranoid song was popular over

here and then I'll say oh that's a cool

song but like you know it's one of those

songs that it's only right yeah it's one

of those things where it's like I can't

we talked about the music it's stressing

yeah okay

so paranoid was popping but it's like

one of those songs like you don't really

care about the person singing it cuz

it's gonna sounds like a one-hit wonder

just like a cool song but then I went to

LA and they were playing it even more

than we were playing it here so when I

came back on my kid oh I should download

that dumb a song so I downloaded the

[ __ ] song I knew that the guy was Ty

Dallas on but I didn't know if he's

saying rapped I didn't know what the

[ __ ] he did so then Karen sit alone shut

up

so Karen civil was an issue of double XL

and I was like I gotta buy that issue

but I got to support my girl so I bought

the issue and I'm reading it there was

an article on yg in mustard and then I

had a little blurb um Ted Allison and I

saw a picture of him like oh that guy

looks like he's so into himself he's so

conceited he's such a [ __ ] fish then

I read so fast yeah so just from the

picture cuz get a light eyes on the guy

he thinks he's cool so then I read the

article and I found out he writes all

his own songs plays all these [ __ ]

instruments and does all this [ __ ] I'm

like oh wow he's actually really

talented and let me find out something

so do you obsessed with him no so I

downloaded

I downloaded beach house too and I'm

like yo this is [ __ ] phenomenal then

I downloaded a beach house one I'm like

you know what I need to like know

everything about this guy so then I

contacted Atlantic I'm like I need to

like interview him I need to meet this

guy

so then anyways listen this cool drop I

got from her she like this is this

please have your this rosenberg [ __ ]

all of you right now who you mad at this

Rosenberg : I probably got some piss on

all right we're gonna exchanged right

now he won't put again yeah do it yeah

actually let's do that now that sound

here we go plug this up wait wait

where's this Emily on three percent okay

anybody percent oh I will happily get

you a charger for this this is a big

moment for you sure you wanna do this

where's the plug you can I don't have an

extra plug I don't have a USB no no I'm

saying to plug into your app you have

you put order I don't hear the charger

she'll get through this you only need

one second yeah well then it's gonna

hang up on him and then I'm gonna be

okay it's finally just I don't need the

conversation yeah it'll be awesome don't

even worry don't you think she'll look

go and check some later always in the

middle what am I even saying is my

reason for calling I don't know don't do

this now you have to do Oh fine stressed

out yeah maybe there's a question you

can ask for me hold on Rosenberg wanted

to know call him from my phone and if

you want an extra bottle of Ciroc

backstage he doesn't drink Ciroc he

drinks roses why she doesn't all this

big justify what he's getting ten when

he's leaving I don't know I'll make

something up just call I need I'm gonna

know that I'm running he's on the

podcast though okay you go hey ty just

so you know we're on buttons podcast but

Rose no one to ask you something well

can't you just talk on the phone now

there's no excuse still him answering my

phone call yes go ahead just dial the

number this is the moment of truth we're

gonna find out whether or not I have a

USB and your charge doc there you go

she's feeling better now she's got some

juice

we're already called odds here that ty

dolla sign answers the phone when she

calls what do I win if he does

to none now plug in the audio cord Oh

where's audio if if you are a Joe Budden

fan right now I want you to take a

picture of your face and tweet it to us

because I'd love to see everyone's

reaction of Joe not being here again is

remote put on speaker how does this work

Joe button fans aren't already miserable

okay it's gonna die it's gonna be like

the time dollar sign what up it's

Rosenberg look at that keep it honest

with you

we're doing Joe Budden podcast right now

and I just wanted to see if you would

actually answer Marissa's call when you

get into town I getting a count on the

actual day you know I'm telling every

single person that you're the act I'm

most excited for for summer Jim so don't

make me look bad oh we're looking

forward to it we will see you we will

see you Sunday we will see you Sunday

we're looking forward to it yo Marissa's

the big winner today guys yeah yeah I

have nothing to say are you impressed I

am a bit impressed yes

I'm impressed that Marissa's able to get

a guy stand Rosenberg

I mean I'm in [ __ ] figured we get some

emails if we want to do that yeah

alright yeah actually and we don't even

have much longer we got to wrap up

because I've Sipho sounds waiting

downstairs guys this is why is he

downstairs he didn't want to come up and

see you guys the [ __ ] line I'm just

kidding right now actually I haven't

seen drew ah yo speaking of someone that

sounds like him

your old rube um he followed our other

squad member on Instagram oh really

yeah he followed Yonsei does that mean

he's listening I am assuming so because

where else would that come from

she said she asked me strict you know

who this guy is he'll send a rapper I'm

like oh I know that guy he had a show at

Davis once and knows it yeah what do you

remember out the show with David I don't

know cuz I dipped out ASAP I got the

text and I left the show and I didn't

see anybody perform sorry Dave

sorry very very true I remember very

well yeah all right

let's get into the fans that Alright

messages yeah here we go

all right [ __ ] my ex oh this would be

great if Joe was here we'd better like

about me we was just the first one okay

I want to [ __ ] my ex that I haven't had

the chance to [ __ ] we dated she was a

virgin and one of the first time to be

special

fast-forward years later she's glowed up

which I hate that [ __ ] term love that

you're a man you should not be using it

no that's like a that's like a [ __ ]

Chicago thing I thought all right either

I don't know what that means but Europe

recently gotta have a two-year

relationship that's not 100% over but if

we have any time to smash it's now she

cut off her ex I'm leaving for school in

a few weeks I need some advice on if I

should try probably just gonna [ __ ]

anyway I should have read that one in it

really are you gonna [ __ ] anyway because

you never able to [ __ ] before [ __ ] up we

keep it moving

what is guy talking you're not getting

this [ __ ] brown yeah what do you mean

should I just [ __ ] dude it's your ex and

you didn't smash you never close the

deal yes I'm bad news are you

even an X alright next Rory sorry and

don't be mad Joe's not Joe it's me zan I

just have more reason to hate me not

only might a bad producer but I'm

[ __ ] on you

um idea I don't say a word from trainee

daddy alright hey how do I win over

Marissa's heart huge fan of the show

bigger fan of jump off and Marissa not

Marissa being a jump off okay jump off

hey Marissa

yeah she keeps growing on me Wow I want

a wife you what oh are you serious I'm

deadly serious

well he's not look he left he left his

IG to let us not be disrespectful right

now to me we're not gonna lose a

positive fun game we're not gonna be

dismembered but the question is are you

honestly in any place in your life that

you would like to be wiped up yes I

honestly would love to be in a

relationship the reason that I haven't

been in one is because I'm also having

fun at the same time so if in the midst

of having fun I come across somebody

that's actually worth something then I

would consider it and I thought football

bait was but it turns out he is kind of

Samara shake here I know it's not

football day yeah he's a little bit

crazy well crazy you know and real quick

this guy mention if he's white or black

because if he's white especially thing

was trainee something he's obviously

black straight okay yeah cuz if it was

like white I'm finished no I kind of

butchered it it's it's Trinity he could

just be a white Catholic exactly for you

bro my ex was like mad Spanish so that

was like different do you like white

guys I've never talked to anybody I

think white guys don't like me I think

they're scared of me mm-hmm to be really

honest I wear a grill I have bright red

hair and I [ __ ] cuss like a sailor I

don't think white guys are ready for

that yeah and I like [ __ ] hanging out

represent no if any boyfriends are like

you hang with rappers like really super

cool they like he really understood his

sister does the same thing and she

munches a mom oh my no sisters a model

so he gets it he understood so like a

real three white people taking over Joe

Budden's podcast right really typical

doesn't work red whatsoever all right

one more question when the people Rory

uh let's find a good one one I've been

trying to find this one yeah they all

feel like it was a awful email no but

she was just like hey

the show love mati by the girl said she

um emailed to ask him for advice about

social media or names like Alexandra

that's the one I was looking for yes

does that fit into what you are going

through yeah Samara start talking

Alexandra Rossi right there alright read

it ok bring it home can I read it of

course I'm gonna reach out to me on

Twitter okay

hey Joe Rory Marissa and the gang I've

been an avid listener to the podcast and

I need advice that I believe Marissa may

relate to I've heard her say that she is

or was dating an athlete in Prior

episodes and that's my current dilemma I

recently started seeing a ball player

from the home team and although we get

along just fine I can't help but notice

the massive amounts of hose he follows

in social media to make it clear let's

say he follows approximately 800 people

on Instagram and out of the 800 650 are

all Instagram hoes so what's the problem

shut up as discussed in the last podcast

all these holes are attainable

especially because he's a professional

athlete it's such a huge turnoff and I

think I should use it as a warning sign

to stop seeing this guy my friends tell

me that he's young and successful so it

comes with the territory

I disagree I would think that being an

athlete for some time he would be used

to the groupies and hoes but judging his

follows and social media interaction

that tells me otherwise if he was a

regular guy we would say he's a thirst

bucket should I stop talking to him or

is this a new thing for young and new

athletes to do and because he goes you

guys always ask and wonder yes I'm

pretty I have a nice body I don't

bartender anything I've got a degree and

I work full-time I come from a good

family

I've got no sob story I have no I need

to be saved [ __ ] he's good-looking he's

got a career if you get along what do I

do

first of all [ __ ] you talk too much I'm

just kidding no first of all everybody

stop cuz let me talk so girl I am going

through the same exact thing and its

really really questionable because it's

like rut if you're a star athlete now if

you got signed to a team you were

obviously hot in college you obviously

got mad [ __ ] in college you probably

got mad [ __ ] in high school too why are

you so thirsty that you have to follow

way more hos than you follow bros like I

get that you should definitely sprinkle

some hos in there totally cool double

tap even once in a while let them

100-yard peakin but do not like his

whole thing as hos and I'm assuming

that's kind of what she's going through

too I do think that's a red flag I think

that means they want to stick their

dick and literally everything because

they're excited that they have some

money and Chloe had follow he wants to

stick his dick he wants a second he's

going back like pictures from 17 weeks

ago bro that doesn't mean he wants to

[ __ ] why does he find 650 hos out of 800

I got to tell you if it's that higher

percentage whether you want Rory I would

normally agree with you if it wasn't a

pro athlete but you added let's do some

number let's be real well also in his

defense out murse was saying he [ __ ]

[ __ ] in college and in high school

these are new hose these are not your

typical freshman normally now you could

probably into video vixens and chilli

yeah a little bit she knows what she

signed up for she's not dumb obviously

because she told us how great she was

and how she came from a great family

bucking the green so you should be smart

enough to [ __ ] know but that's the

same situation that what you're getting

yourself into really verbatim me I come

from yeah but I still really kind of

like frustrating because I'm like you're

me being an athlete at this point in

their career you are you're making a

decision so to say athletes famous

people in general particularly athletes

are out there [ __ ] either you're cool

with it and as long as he's great to you

you're good and one day you hope you

move past it or you just stay as casual

don't let it get serious but for you to

be like thank you I mean it's just

delusional I'm not saying it's okay

understand I think that ok I'm gonna I'm

gonna get catch heat for this or

whatever but when you when you do sign

up for something like that you do sign

up for some some [ __ ] but I just feel

like that is like [ __ ] excessive and

it's like how many sounds Luther's

bucket by the way and a great man would

probably get over that but like I have I

have a bunch of thirst on my Instagram I

was gonna say you're a New York media

sex symbol how does your wife thang over

this Thank You Rory you're right about

that and I do have and I still have a

good now listen I don't have tons of

just straight-up

hoes on my Instagram I mean I don't know

Sami what do you think about my

situation I already told you if you're

doing something in the industry you have

to accept the fact that they're gonna be

[ __ ] and you just put you kill him you

know he's like he's just a weirdo you

guys never spin off with your own girls

podcast all right guys we actually got

to wrap this up uh how long were you and

there are young Joseph it has been I

feel like a pretty good sports update

the sports update with Marissa so game

one will technically have been last

night right when this comes out no no

it's aim one tomorrow night

it's Thursday net well all of that is

even better I'm going to Cleveland next

Tuesday so I'm gonna have a live update

from the winning city and it's gonna be

pretty sure it's Cleveland them yeah I'm

all in CLE pound key all in CLE go

LeBron Roy anything

no I'm got called back to work so this

actually perfect all right we gotta go

we'll update you again with him

hopefully with him actually yeah

or we'll have some Summer Jam guests he

was last year two years ago like that

put it down like you know one but

they're like hey you all right wait he

was on 2013 is all right um I will have

a Summer Jam report because I will be

going because that's right cuz I will be

all access might even go on stage who

knows all right these guys he's got