"The Free Money Card"

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smoke this one believe its own words I

didn't even buy or stream it or hear on

anybody's phone just know is the

greatest habits the [ __ ] up because I'm

not gonna go back and listen to it like

that only a [ __ ] mall what a real

queen I mean I want to hear you and I

know there's you

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it's both your my check mic check mic

check yummy

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ain't no way more for me to love

some of y'all have no idea what this is

you're Rory Rory think this Tiana a

Kanye example about the flip in this

ability when it drops down

oh yay we'll kill it you ain't i'll a

blurry stick to my ribs

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we get my bag oh okay yeah I got it -

final organ

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should I do come on no you were Dipset

[ __ ] it's a fact it's a guy Roy are you

down with a lot of clicks on a loss true

it's true

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oh yeah bet you

all right so we good we good Aretha

Franklin is alive thank God there you go

thank God that almost something like a

weekend up so we happy about that mall

came in on some [ __ ] so I guess we

got to address that too and I'm ready

yeah that's my whole [ __ ] I'm playing

all this [ __ ] I don't give a [ __ ] we're

gonna be here for a minute

yeah mall this song is like this is

important you feel like Nicky's got in

her respect no with this album you feel

like she's done it she silenced the

critics hey Nicky I don't want to hear

no more don't stay don't you utter

Aretha Franklin's name no more for real

bad timing now come on mom ask your

question do you think that she's gained

her or respected me let me cut this off

let's get him let's talk a little bit

let's talk for a little bit see I don't

like when you go welcome to episode 174

of the Joe Budden podcast I am your host

Joe button here alongside some of my

nearest and dearest friends that would

be mall parks Rory Erickson save on went

to the store for alcoholic beverages and

my son Trey is here hello everyone hello

radio voice I'm so confused on food one

system where this is welcome to the Joe

Budden podcast episode 174 I want to

shout out to the YouTube viewership is

this my professional voice yes yeah yeah

I didn't know Mall was gonna come in

here with all this [ __ ] [ __ ] so once

again I'm yeah

in a conversation y'all were having I

was in the bathroom and I just it's

ejected a little bit y'all was talking

about something I didn't come in here

with that do you want to start there or

do you want to start with whatever y'all

want to talk about let's talk about it

well y'all want to start I want to start

there just could you talk it yeah I mean

Rory [ __ ] this [ __ ] man let's talk

about it the Queen album or well you

refer to her as the Queen when you

walked in you know he we wasn't even

talking to this [ __ ] like we were

talking to each other but we wasn't

talking to you we were talking to each

other you walked in and say yo I hear

y'all talking about the Queen in there

and it threw me all off like are you

okay I'm good

now you don't are we allowed to talk

about talk about it we were thee all

right so Queen your mortals the album it

is it is out and all your DSPs um yeah

and all your DSPs what do you what are

you guys thinking about the reviews

you're seeing out there listen

oh wait if you're new to this podcast or

if you're gonna be annoyed at the

mention of Nicki Minaj Safari Asian

Barbie Dream doll himself who else who

else just leave or skip to like a hour

the clue is in here somehow Charlemagne

snuck in at a dig oh this is great so

yeah if you got a problem you also leave

right this second greets about talk

about all this [ __ ] now

the album came out two would you say

mixed reviews yes mixed reviews the main

one I saw was what we all kind of

thought it was better than what we

expected for sure I thought it was

judging by her energy yellowish max

let's start scaring this not to be that

great I'm not really her demographic me

either so we're always speaking of this

objectively music fans but I thought it

was pretty good I thought I was well

executed as far as

was produced well and whele parks a mall

how come when the three of us say we not

really our demographic like you don't

say nothing

Oh doesn't make music from just checking

yeah y'all like to rate make this

ongoing joke that I'm a barb and all of

this like I don't even own any members

Joseph like I listen to it but I don't

like for your serious

listen sit along Nicki music like that

alright did you get album yes of course

I heard it I had to listen to down in

your contract I hope but I had to the

place why does an emphatic head

everybody was talking about it it was

like it was a lot of review somebody let

me go see what but I had to listen to it

okay yeah well where did you listen to

it yes we didn't read but you said

you're not having on your phone didn't

download it my library but I listened so

alright tell me about your listening

experience what type of speakers I need

to hear how you how you was vibing it

that night the audio box in the crib

bluetooth I don't have a [ __ ] studio

set of a mouse okay you don't have the

big yeah I don't have the big sorry so

the first song comes on you in the crib

lights low Gunja burn ganja burn ganja

burn you like tingling the legs not

extract to that's what you what you what

you did I didn't do anything

I think Bernie and ganja I was listening

today like I just want to know why we

was the first we are percept saying like

why do people well because I'm like she

made herself unlikable yeah I'm not

doing this with you get more we already

did we've done a doesn't what people are

doing that doesn't affect how I listen

to musical our view things moving at you

know I'm just putting that out there

just so people understand where I'm

coming from

oh like I'm not a barber anything is

just that I don't fall into that it's

cool to not like somebody

right now at the moment thing I don't do

it all right just listen are you gonna

give us a deep dive on this on this

album like yeah I think it's a good out

I think of some good records on it it's

a couple records that I'm I'm really not

a huge fan of but it's a couple records

on there I'm like okay what's like your

top three joints or like I know where to

do it earlier aims a song you want to

know what you thought the standouts were

for you I don't I don't remember name

let's say stand out um I like the the

the record was Whaley I liked that one

I like it too I liked obvious at the one

you came in here pumping up no that's a

good record um I like the the arm

the old record she did I think she did

she did her thing on that was your

vibing to Barbie dreams oh I don't know

if I was vibing to it but I think it's a

cool record she she got a few records on

there that I like though like III was

honestly listening to it thinking it was

gonna be a terrible album but she did

she did her thing a lot of good records

on it I think that a lot of people would

like that it's very pop friendly yeah I

mean I won't be jamming to it you know I

don't listen to that's not for me but I

had to listen so we just did what she

did she did I think you watch sports

right yeah don't look at my laptop

figure out why you ask me that question

in the middle of this conversation

because I want to ask you another

question okay poby KDK okay pick a

cadence which one you pick Colby

definitely Kobe okay obviously I mean is

it obvious yeah we don't bull me if you

asking me ball comes up a ball okay

oh yeah that's my picture as well

alright so let's have an insightful

conversation let's have a serious

conversation I like I thought the album

was cool I thought I thought that was

cool like parks and Rory said Nicky is

not I'm certain that she's not making

records for me I am NOT her demographic

however I've been watching closely

and I've been thinking certain things by

you know just what we're seeing in peace

and certain things together and like

with most artists you can never really

conclude anything until you get that

final that final piece which is that

album in cases like this right so I

purchased the album I bought it I didn't

stream it let me just walk you all

through my process CD I purchased no I

went to the iTunes Store and I pressed

by double clicked on the side of my 10

tried to match my face the phone didn't

recognize my face I cancelled because I

couldn't remember my password I

eventually got my face to recognize it

and I bought it anyway you just gotta

ask them what's your password he's for

real all right her face too so the album

comes on right album comes on let me

tell you my gripes with this album this

album comes on ganja burns I love it

I'll be honest with you guys it's if I

had to pick someone that ganja burns is

one of my standout tracks on this album

right but even in that that music and

that and that just the beat and the feel

and the bop and everything made me think

that okay

you bout to take us somewhere because

normally an artist will tell you a lot

with how they start their album so that

beat comes on I think she's about to

take me somewhere and she don't write

like hold up let me just make sure I'm

not kidding here

what the [ __ ] is she talking about only

one point here Audrey Hepburn

but listen I'm not mad at this first

verse this first verse you setting me up

great I just want to point no no no long

hook and let me just say Nikki will sing

on everything Nikki will sing and do it

no no it's a lot more as of late she's

singing on [ __ ] she shouldn't even sing

on

she's sung on this for two whole minutes

after the song was over all right so

listen but we love that hook I like this

B she should sing I think she should put

out like more singing records action I

think she has a voice but she can make

like a whole album sing I'm still here

with this look and the first verse set

up so I'm still waiting to hear where

she's taking me and then and then this

happens are you kidding me right now so

I'm just telling y'all how I process

this this album so when I heard that

verse it was alarming to me cuz when

that verse on that beat on the drop out

like you supposed to you're supposed to

do it now you're supposed to make us

feel something we just named a bunch of

[ __ ] what the [ __ ] are you doing it

all right but cool but I agree in a

sense with where her career is at and

how important time there has to be

somewhat of a statement to start the

album listen to this like I don't need

all these cardi subs who are you talking

about it's man it's not good

just the substance in the verse the song

is still good this is still my standout

track but listen to this come on okay

I'm like

but the lack of lick at least I could

say I vote every that much [ __ ] okay

let me address that to really quickly

what is what is her problem with the

people that aren't writing their rhymes

there's not problems she doesn't

probably would people that's not rain

around she's just saying she doesn't

write her she don't compare me to them

because I write my rhymes yeah she does

have a problem with them she's saying

like I listen to The Funk Flex interview

right the whole thing unfortunately mmm

she did say she has a problem with

people that don't write their rhymes in

her bit but exactly what you're saying

and her being grouped in that same

category yeah but I think it's more so

that because people after the Safari

split was how Safari was writing but you

don't think she can make that point

about herself without that well that's

been my whole issue with everything is

that nikki is addressing too much

[ __ ] and I feel like she's above and

beyond that she's so much of a superstar

she shouldn't even be paying attention

to the dumb [ __ ] because I'm pretty sure

every superstar if you day sit online

his dumb [ __ ] all in that comments and

it mentions all the time so I don't

understand why nikki is responded to so

much dumb [ __ ] I think she's beyond that

that's what I said on this podcast maybe

over a year and a half ago that Nikki

doesn't act like a star she doesn't

carry herself like one I think that's

why it never connected even when she was

at her peak and she was doing records

would be on saying videos and [ __ ] just

never connected because she never acted

that way right she acted like a kid on

Twitter so this song comes on and me

being someone who thinks that she's been

working on an album and trying to

release an album for over a year I

recognized that song as a song that was

meant for an album that was coming out

last year I just don't think that she

made that song any time recently at all

not with that sound not with that Bob

not with those drums not like that but

that's one of my stay on tracks right

what's track to majesty mall this was a

quick quick skip for me what

we can cut it I'm cutting that off and

it's not and now you'll let forwards

play you cut a record oh well I'm not

gonna play all the songs I know that but

like oh no no that's not what I did when

I was listening to oka when I was

listening to it

I let Nikki rock the beat bothered me

because that would this is another one

that sounds dated I don't think you made

this any time recently right that chorus

this just sounds like something that

somebody tried but he turned on in a

slaughterhouse session in May the Eminem

stimulus package where it's just a poppy

beat with some guy singing and we're

some girls in him on the end of it

Eminem e for me that's gonna be a no but

now I feel like I'm two songs in now and

now I I feel like that's two songs that

you really didn't do I don't feel I

don't feel like Nicki Minaj created very

many songs on this album that's my hot

tea and I'm not saying that's a bad

thing my trained ear just recognize

these specific ones all created though

cuz yeah it sounds like you say she

amuses oh no no I'm not saying it right

you're saying so I'm saying Nicki for

quite some time has been insert verse

right a lot of people are at that level

especially they're gonna pop level yeah

Michael any pop singer for the most part

name me

alright I'm talking about hip hop well

that's not I feel like I feel like

Eminem that has been doing that for

quite some time

oh no that's not true that's not true at

all Eminem has been producing all of his

[ __ ] right I don't know everything he's

been he's been doing everything by

himself

I'm saying with the actual music edit

but I think Nikki does - I don't need us

to nitpick we've got a lot to unpack

y'all know y'all are Trent trained

enough here to know what I mean when I

say insert verse I do so yes so in song

one I think that was in third verse and

track - I think we're in services all

I'm saying

track three is Barbie dreams nails on a

chalkboard for me that one is

excruciating ly bad foot for me yet

for me but it did what it was

host to do and that's part of the reason

it's excruciating ly bad to me because I

don't think that an artist this big

needs to attention seek at track three

you put this attention seeking song at

track three right behind Eminem right

off for your [ __ ] afro beat bop [ __ ]

like you boy if this boy is this a reach

three tracks in it made me sick because

I remember the biggest [ __ ] right you

can't turn that into dreams of [ __ ] in

one of these little rappers did no you

can't you can't and it worked

no it didn't yes it got what was

everyone talking about the day the album

came up right that record I'm not saying

if it worked well or it was impactful

but that day to get attention to that

album yeah I think all right it's not

something I long should have been I get

why it's owned it - no that's my thing

all the songs that I'm naming even the

ones I don't like I totally understand

why they're there

this song probably didn't need to be

there this song could've been a

freestyle let me tell you something if

you put this song on there why didn't

you put the Barbie thing Tings on you

I press almost heart it didn't get the

response they wanted that's my point

so it's so clearly you're not just

basing this off of what your ears

hearing because then the song would meet

it but that's fine rich sex hard pass

for me I didn't like it when it came out

as it didn't work then didn't work now

for me hard white love it now boy

hola

this is another one that I love a lot I

love this

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she's gonna sing on this hard edge so so

when I'm listening to this song more

then I got then I realized kind of what

my beef was with Nicki this album thus

far at this point this is the Nicki I

love boy I love this Nicki I think when

we all loved Nicki this is the bag she

was kinda in right so when I hear this

song on this album

anytime she owned one of these she

tearing that up that that one is out

here

she's never hopping on one of them and

not doing that which confuses me because

then it's like why are you not doing it

you just think you just gave me trying

to satisfy too many audience that's the

point

it comes off that's scattered that out

and that is what I'm saying I'm

listening to your album in in are you

guys gonna use the hot were developer

abuse and not cohesive this album is not

cohesive but I'm gonna explain why after

I just go through this breakdown hard

white I love she don't give that to me

enough mall she don't give me the heart

Queens [ __ ] who came up on hard times

and this is what it is I'm the best wrap

out bed ariana grande I wish something

dramatic happened would happen to their

friendship so they could stop I'm tired

of them too I want them to stop talking

I want them to stop tweeting I want them

to stop doing everything yeah how you

hate friendship because this song could

have been great it could have been great

I got okay response it was it was

received pretty well received well they

[ __ ] was s compared today without

their work in this [ __ ] for five years

my [ __ ] yeah I have a bed with your

name on it oh so you don't want to see

them at the bowling together that's

enough for me

right and wait let me just point out I

still don't think that she's created any

song up into this point I think all of

these have been insert verse even hard

yep

yep and when I read the credits nothing

tells me different what I'm listening

actually created dead and create what

you want her to do what with the song

ready come one heard of going near come

up with the concept and flush it out you

don't think she did that with hard way

no no I think she got a heartbeat from

who did that Boy Wonder and ill mind I

think that she had a writer in there I

think that writer wrote something and I

think she's sung it insert her hook then

insert her verse and there we have it

that's what I think has happened as far

and the next song is this at first I

didn't like this song cuz I thought she

was offbeat well she is offbeat but

she's doing it on purpose she just don't

sound as good doing the offbeat on

purpose [ __ ] like the [ __ ] that be

doing it like the weekend but I do like

the song this is also insert first I

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have yet to receive Nicki on this album

and and this is your queen album I'm

waiting I'm here I like to say I mean I

like this boy I don't [ __ ] up what I'm

saying I like this song and granting the

average person mall is not listening to

music like a manager like a scientist

like plus yeah but what I will say is I

think I think a lot of things that you

saying are you want point with a lot but

I think a lot of it is just way let me

go

what well no let me go let me go further

because to to my point I guess these 18

songs in this album and maybe the first

half of this is real agenda based the

first half of this album is is I have an

objective we got numbers to hit we got

[ __ ] to do let's handle the business all

of these songs so far right yeah she's a

pop star I meant I'm not mad at her I'm

not mad I just well I don't think she

had the room to even get too creative in

the fear that it wouldn't work but see

she had to do that's the simplistic I

know this is gonna play but stop right

there because that is what

separates the men from the boys the real

from the fake that right there I think

the reason a lot of people may not be

receiving this album the way they you

know may not be feeling it the way they

would like to is because whatever they

expected from Nicki is not present here

I think the days of emcee Nicki Minaj

are long gone

those days are over finito meaning she

can't make recognized or oh no no no the

calop the caliber of her lyricism is not

on display on this album no but you say

you think so you're saying you don't

think she's capable I'm not going to say

that I'm not no because you say you

think that's far gone like we just we're

not hearing it I mean when I hear it I

mean it's been that way since star chips

or whatever that she's like no I'm not

but I'm I'm never mad at a artists for

serving to audiences or to fanbases I'm

not mad at you doing dedication and

lollipop

I'm never mad at that young money is

they there's are kings of that they

created that [ __ ] so I'm not mad at her

having having [ __ ] day a bad boy bad boy

definitely once I served to everyone has

to be obviously someone that's not John

was to audiences

you get the hard biggie be sad [ __ ] and

then you'd get the crazy sample that

puff found okay you're right but what

I'm saying is young money is the first

time that one camp has had total control

over white people and black people on

each one of their x puffs was kind of

the only one making all that [ __ ] he was

sending mace - Mariah the locksmith

like he was puffed a total big like he

was putting the wrapping arm beeshit

together but white people wouldn't

really know I'll agree though okay one

[ __ ] would big without the juicy beat

without the hypnotize beat without that

that's puff puff of the genius man I'm

not saying that kind of one revolt

like it was and it's also two different

times because hip-hop has become pop

music

when big was doing that it wasn't that's

true so listen alright cuz we got a lot

of [ __ ] so we got chunks way more like

this record a lot I'm not really into

this record I [ __ ] with LLC she had

enough of cardi [ __ ] and she was right

now not like that I like that record

let's see but and that right there

starts to Nicki Minaj album for me hmm

from ganja burns ganja burn ganja burn

ganja burn straight to [ __ ] you

department's hard white right here once

you get into this this little again

that's back to the hard white [ __ ]

that's matter the Nicki that we all

found love with come up DVD Nicki I love

this I love good form I do to this

second half of the album was like a

totally different [ __ ] well I mean

that's part of you know what artists do

though they you know is usually a Sade

sabi you know me so I think that she

just you know like you said she got

certain records out the way in the

bottom half is it's a different vibe

it's a different feel now you think

about this one here this is nip/tuck I

like this one this is one of the

standout tracks for me as well I like

the song a lot but that's not why I

think she needs an album like this

though like how you saying like she's

gonna sing on something like I think she

can really make a full album like that

like a full Roger I agree

I think she'd get killed for doing it

it's you later hate Nicki so a little

thing like when people are hating her

it's a reaction to some hateable [ __ ]

that she's done [ __ ] ain't out here

waking up saying your [ __ ] Nicki

Minaj like some [ __ ] is it was nine

years Nicolas is waking up saying [ __ ]

Joe Budden six [ __ ] ain't waking up

they wake up saying [ __ ] wale I can name

a list of people they wake up saying

[ __ ]

I think I think there I think she's it's

becoming that yeah that's not I think

the original point people were really

upset with the way she was making moves

but then that just grew and now I think

it's just kind of cool dater

exactly listen let's guess what I saw

people on my own timeline that I know

that was calling this [ __ ] trash and

then told me they listening um yet

that's what people which is why I'm

saying I do have the over with every

album you have whatever yeah this goes

back to what I'm saying well I don't

understand why Nicky would sit online

and entertain this [ __ ] because it's

people that listening

she's a very I was going to say that and

then you're reacting to them and then

it's trickling over into your emotions

in your music you know I'm saying like

you're you're trying to address these

things and and interviews you're trying

it's like [ __ ] them like I want make

music like you're just in the studio and

this is what you feel and this is what

came to you at the time when you listen

to this music like [ __ ] what people were

saying about that they're gonna have

something to say regardless if it's a

[ __ ] classic album or not like

they're gonna have something to say

about it

and my thing is she needs she's such a

star she doesn't even need to talk about

that type of [ __ ] like nickname me we

don't kill Beyonce for certain record

she puts up Nikki needs a rebrand Oh

absolute you say that absolutely and I

think today took two steps back I think

the album was good in that put her in a

better light I think today would that

Funk Flex thing more the Twitter thing

than anything not even the funklicks

interview that set her back we're right

manage all those topics so to hold up

let's get off of this let's get off of

this album

[ __ ] on but I think that [ __ ] up

the rebrand you're just going back I

think I think she may have missed a

golden opportunity here for a rebrand

right and what I mean by that is like

she she's doing this Twitter [ __ ] with

Safari but here we go I've listened to

your album I think whatever I think

that's far and now I get to this song

gonna rewind the song then I get to this

song right

and kinda to that reporter lady's point

that she was making about Nikki this is

the song that now you supposed to get

into your maturity back whatever you've

gone through whatever meek did whatever

was I mean we all been in love we've

been there baby

this is when this is your platform to

share it with your audience and know

what you did she sung this [ __ ] that

I love because I do love this for the

whole song the whole song until the end

where we finally get a verse cool this

is the verse we did doing sit-ups in the

gym meek let herself go and he didn't

represent oh just go meek was disrespect

for her but he was special she came off

her pedestal for me she came off her

credit look

we're about eight bars then what has she

told you I'm just telling you more I'm

not trying to poke fun I'm saying she

missed she it was mister layup cuz we

were always LA actual response from that

whole public will away look you trying

to fool me with your voice and your

delivery but you neck you missing this

and then you end this by saying I'ma be

the bigger person and keep a secret then

shut the [ __ ] up yes I know man true bad

[ __ ] that are weak and bitter but

that's all I'm saying I think she missed

the golden opportunity right there

and if you wanted to get into your

vulnerable bag you could have done that

with your cardi topic too and I only say

that because that's a topic that's

reassuring to have this album so clearly

it was heavy on her mind right but wait

this is why I like this cuz that's

nip/tuck and then it goes to then it

goes to this I like all of this because

this is like the real progression of a

woman's brain after a bad breakup is nip

and tuck where they're talking a [ __ ]

[ __ ] you [ __ ] you did me wrong then

it's this where you getting to your

petty bag you don't think this petty its

petty right and when women have done

being petty the negative oh man said

shoot that sex out there then they want

you to come back home so I do like this

I do like this fart album I don't hate

this song uh sir future some hard note

for me and that's insert verse Miami I

like this song a lot Coco Chanel

featuring Foxy Brown I never want to

hear that [ __ ] and damn I'm sad that I

had to hear Foxy like that

you didn't like it I'm just asking I

don't know what angle was doing

I don't think Nikki liked it but cuz

then I had to hear that the outro which

was the same as the last song I didn't

like but without foxy

she was alienating herself from the

female rap world so she had to bring

foxy she had to bring another female

rapper because she was on an island by

herself

so where you get that record so that

that's my that's my take on the album I

do think the album is cool uh and I am

gonna go back to a few of those songs

cuz cuz I like a few those songs but

outside of that you know this is no no

I'm not I'm not saying it no no okay I'm

not saying this - no this is what this

is what I realized this album right and

Nikki Nikki period she's so she's so

polished this album is so polished like

you can't give me ratchet no more like

you can't be that hard [ __ ] not no more

because it's not you yeah it's not you

it's not her no I do think it is her

Beyonce still wait I know you were

saying the same thing I do you think

it's her I do think it's her however

she's not able to be there she's not

able to be that which is why you have

the first half of this album sounding

like that you have to play the game

you're in the game she's playing the

game so cardi is allowed to be the

ratchet [ __ ] and even on his album

Nikki you say oh you're like oh that's a

yes

yeah we do but that's why now I'm

agreeing I would like the lane for cardi

the lane for Nikki both y'all just stay

in your lane y'all do something totally

different now it's true they shouldn't

even be they shouldn't even be in each

other's yeah I mean it's all it's over

it's over for that one that's but eyes I

never understood that why people even

made that comparison or even was trying

to put them against each other that's

all you have with old Phoebe you have

you ever seen two bad [ __ ] in a room

together just that didn't know each

other yeah but it's but it's but it's

different see where I'm coming from is

because it's a different level though

you know I'm saying like that's the only

reason why I never understood why people

were trying to pin them against each

other and create this like invisible

beef or something like I didn't

understand it only because it's like to

me cardi has to she has to prove or so

first before you can put her in that

conversation with a Nicki Minaj or you

know other female MCS or rappers or

artists that have come before like you

can't just just because you're the new

female on the block you can't just be

put in a conversation with these artists

that have done so many work she's earned

the right to be in the conversation

cardi is the number one act on Atlantic

hip hop even but even in that that you

still can't put to me you can't put her

in that Nicki conversation yet anybody

this is right now you know I'm saying

like this is what cardi has done nicki

has done years prior but yes that's the

music business even even comes up I try

not to ever talk about cardi when we

talking about Nicki I try but you you

put it up episode saw was only saying I

didn't understand why from the beginning

fans were trying to pin I wasn't

bringing it up to acknowledge that I

used to do that a lot and now after

hearing this album and hearing cardis

album they're so different it's like

like y'all should chill y'all so chill

y'all can work together right laya

party could be yours ariana grande like

you don't have to keep forcing that

chick down my foot like chill but

whatever that's my that's my take on an

album

now since the album oh man

the fun part this is a story that will

go down in the Love & Hip Hop history

books but what is the truth what is

alive now when he both approaches for

pelvis is this a case of NBC's having

his cake and eating oh yeah that because

when he wasn't with Yandy

was he with Erica when he wasn't with

Erica would he be back with Yandy talk

about it because if both women carried

to term the pregnancies would have some

overlap indeed oh boy did they boy did

they is right boy there's a lot to get

to hear all right why I going to finish

[ __ ] huh

all right so alleged you won't defend it

cuz your man is all in this so that I'm

riding with him I know you are I wanna

hear you defend it though are you gonna

defend her I'll take it I'll take LS

design listen well we all don't have

great hair lines like you okay no but

it's time you well now I don't know

Paul's hair line is I mean that's a fact

you wasn't a label honestly y'all got me

[ __ ] up no no how do we know that

that's your hairline for real happy

[ __ ] up mom do you have access to

$12,000 yeah

do you be in LA a lot yeah is your

airline almost perfect at 39-36 same

same do you ever if they coming yeah

it's true yo you got here follicle

transplant removal additive I would

never do that

yes you would never yes you would I

would get a Baldy before I do that I

don't even understand how a man really

like it's the I always say it's the

craziest thing to me like once you have

a beard like when [ __ ] is losing a

hairline my thing is y'all want you to

grow your beard Aqaba bald are you good

poby KD cut the cake okay

coach Casey books you super coach candy

cool that's my K Coach K hey chefs it is

the only coach guy

um what do things now well oh alright so

allegedly so this is what happened and I

don't really know what happened but boy

have I been glue let me tell you I

haven't been glued to my phone more

that's like it was been like it was 2011

again yeah today was a great oh [ __ ]

done yeah I got salute Mickey may round

of applause for Mickey ug sure turned it

up out there and I appreciate it we

gonna call you as she turned up on

guenon oh I would say going in front of

ya not going it no well he wasn't enough

we are going in we got a good vodkas

going

is that what going to be I think it's

synonymous for winning and they just

weren't created they just see there's

the G in going like look for gwap like

if you win long enough to get some co-op

so your Gwent in cuz ain't even Aegean

self like G is not that letter I would

attach the self at all hey they they

should have read they should have went

back to the think tank on that one

listen Nicky woke up can i random

applause her again sure I am

Mickey woke up and said nah enough of

guenon on a gwinin fest green they're

going in fiscal office everybody in this

small more island is small

the doll dream doll is small web stars

small subset web star tonig winning team

is different no we live goal with Laura

let ask them I don't know if he's going

the case we got a call like three more

people cuz it's a few [ __ ] I need to

know everybody from the winning team

I have web stars number though I don't

know anything called Quinn this is

important alright

I don't even know anybody's name coined

yeah when you definitely [ __ ] the Gwen

and was hype about it it was a really

great feel of a nightmare

whoa this is the Joe but this is Joe

flooding from the Joe button bar you're

live on the podcast please do not expose

secret conversations we are live on air

I have one question for you because I'm

trying to go over this timeline and get

it clear for the listeners but we just

need to confirm something are you going

[Laughter]

what did you think I asked yes are you

quitting so the answer's no it's kind of

Nicky yesterday bro I just told you all

right all right so the answer's no you

saved yourself so you neutral in all

this now Luke you were like I'm not

going out one because you know I don't

care about your words we'll talk later

all right since you're not winning all

right

web star is not going in we figured that

one out we look at the bottom with

something from this podcast rich dollars

mighty might be winning the riches

gwinin all right so allegedly Nicki

Minaj goes to the studio 105 to [ __ ]

with clue they're from Queens yeah I

mean I got that Queens Bond [ __ ]

happening so and Nikki's doing all press

let's not escape that one's all press

except for me and Charlamagne she's

doing all press she even look weird

sitting next to flex because you're just

doing a lot of [ __ ] you wouldn't have

done you wouldn't have done any of this

mad internet radio shows and that's why

it and that's why it's good that being

her didn't do interview cuz she sat

there in the first 20 minutes

you just rolled her eyes and gave him

the [ __ ] hand like he wasn't nobody

all up now let's slow this one down but

that's cool [ __ ] uh she goes to [ __ ]

with clue at the end of this [ __ ] clue

was asking for her drops because that's

what you do with radio stations clue

allegedly asked her to do a drop for

self and that's when she had enough

enough was enough at that point so she

didn't do the drop and know the world

would have never known a thing but they

had to take her to Twitter I really love

people who take things to Twitter no

ever she would have never know her about

don't ever say everybody - giving your

problems

out there so yeah but sometimes they

take things that they shouldn't take

like oh yeah sacred moment in power 105

now it's in our head and we mean it none

of them any good actually so they go to

Twitter I'm just gonna read what DJ self

has to say DJ self said and I quote oh I

don't have it here is in that quote took

this to the gram

no no no that's where he got the

platform he chose alright he said well

there you have it I never asked for a

hug or drop truth is I said hi she said

I back never knew she had an issue with

me we only speak when she has a project

coming so by that I know what my

relationship is with her clue asked her

to do a drop for DJ self and she

declined which I wasn't in the room why

would she not why would she not I have

no clue go double entendre yeah don't

even ask him how he goes on to say

because I'm friends with the safari

triple question mark or dream doll who

knows I'm just trying to move the

culture here in New York if you're not

with that way all right I don't care

about your political [ __ ] if you're

not with that wave please stay far away

from me and that's very according to me

to have an issue with a person who you

have no relationship with and to beef

with me to reality hold the same weaker

album drops that's what self says self

thinks that Nicki Minaj is maybe using

him for promotional purposes yeah not a

go

what I will say is self is I don't know

if I'm rolling oh yeah I'm never going

with that one either so but but who

beats with self so this there's more to

this somehow Nicki replied she said he's

mad he's mad because I refused to give

him a drop or a hug

see she think we stupid come on more

like I'm with you I think you can't

defend this he he mad cuz I refuse to

give him a drop or a hug he was just up

there dissing the [ __ ] thinking that

would make me [ __ ] with him lmao

joke's on you once again alright first

of all I'm not doing us any justice he

mad cuz I refused to give him a drop or

a hug he was just there dissing the

[ __ ] thinking that would make me [ __ ]

with him lmao

joke's on you once again dummy passed up

on your meal passed up on your meal

Oh your meal ticket oh that's a shot

with the cardi situation

passed up on your meal ticket now you

get crumbs from her table you a reality

TV ho used to be a respected DJ when was

so first yeah no he was no what he did

was he was at one point it's like he was

tearing the clubs up yeah and his

ratings were doing well I'm not now you

get a [ __ ] on self self no more do we

believe that that self was mad that he

didn't get a drop were all come more

MORE well I believe he was mad at to

drop her say no to the drop did he ask

it like where's my okay I think him not

getting the drop was more of a reason

for him to be like damn like you know

focal me like what I do to you oh

because I'm cool apart but why would she

if his opinion is cardies album is

better than Nicky's and that's the rumor

mmm-hmm that that's why did all of this

really happened why he can't just have

that opinion like why does she have to

lash out at him about it why can't you

do the dress when she does like white

like well if she don't [ __ ] with him boy

yeah I'm not yeah saying she's not gonna

hug he's not gonna he's saying

it's because of him being cool Safari

that's what he thinks

so if she not [ __ ] with her why

that's cool Safari I mean us you know if

she made you pick what do you take it

the hug the hug or the drop dog me yeah

I don't know how much a hug will she

look like she smoked her she goes on to

say where my hug at where my hug face

ass [ __ ]

Justin another female rapper won't make

me like you you hold no weight in this

city [ __ ] look at your roster I did

Clues show and he was up there looking

like a sad kid asking for a drop trying

to get a hug I won't give you a drop

you're not a DJ ho yeah oh you're not a

DJ you're a ho hugs no comments just

caps DJ and hoe and calc yeah implied

cover

oh so that's his DJ hos isn't it turned

him around with self and what is the G

there and when instance we haven't got

to the bottom of that one but that's

fine alright she goes on say why you

wait till I leave I got some hungry

[ __ ] wit me [ __ ] I'll be back

tomorrow

mmm energy mmm I like that you like her

telling DJ self that she has hungry

[ __ ] with her and they'll be back to

the radio station tomorrow just a hip

hop back home I was going to say she

goes on to say you was just dissing her

lol you will remain bitter and broke

looking for scraps at vh1 you love my

album and just said how it's the best

thing ever

I think what's that a quote this is all

from her you hos way too emotional

alright this she said that I'm glad I

ain't give you a ho a snowdrop and no

hug

why does she keep calling this grown man

a ho say it to a real [ __ ] face ho

why does she cries need to call it a

grown man a hosting the hug curtain

small Holyoke : a grown man Larry

imagine get it's an argument with a girl

she called you a hole more than once I

don't have their imagine everybody that

is hilarious

I like that I can't believe it's

important that the whole call it a do to

hoe was funny I don't all it is she's

it's the last of me I don't give a [ __ ]

but glider man-ho is funny no I think yg

got her beat yg got kicked off the plane

for being drunk and then made a video

saying what I am he wasn't drunk while

he was drunk

everybody no drunk man has ever said I'm

drunk that [ __ ] looks wrong he's

doubled after he said it the workers was

egging them that's how you know a [ __ ]

be Wireless the American airline workers

with a dragon like main even c YG e lie

yo racist this ain't got your drunk get

off the plane you loud yeah this man was

y'all never you got your bag nothing but

if you i'm guessing why she's loud yeah

scaring the passengers I've never been

annoying but what kind of plane attack

I've definitely been the guy to almost

get arrested off the plane officer well

we heard your Park story on the plane so

oh that was only one story are we not

getting any more right now but uh yeah

cuz oh that's before I know that's

before I knew it up that's before I knew

that um the flight attendant up there

has a chart of where all the first-class

people should be seated yeah I didn't

when I didn't know oh boy I throw it

slick know got that champagne

in nicely you know mr. Tsuchiya

is six seats Joe to get Hyden not a fool

let me read the paper flying it's a

business out of business makes you have

no business being in business all right

I know what we just talked about before

self in awesome so so self being oh yeah

oh yeah what you got in be pledgie with

drug trail all right so I thought that

was the end of that right and that one

know that probably should have been the

end of that but not when you are on

gwinin so then Mariah Lynn chimed in

right this is great oh what a great

story this is so messy I gotta find all

the mess that's just this is a funny

sentence and then Mariah Lynch em all

right mariahlynn chimed in Jersey City

what what added Nicki Minaj let's [ __ ] a

gun let's fire Mariah said hey and Nicki

Minaj what type of whole time are you on

crazy how you disrespecting a man who

has helped so many people to advance and

elevate their career but I can't think

of one single person that you have don't

look dumbfounded mall ether the [ __ ] to

make your soul burn slow unless there's

your soul burn slow no all right well

just wait

Mariah Lynn is not done just kidding

we're so bored all right we're not

having that conversation no way to save

Korea one single person's you have I've

heard stories from safari but now I see

for myself you a real-life corny ass

[ __ ] the same way you said if Drizzy

say get her well self don't even gotta

say that

she did not say that corny [ __ ]

first of all can you stop can you stop

my bed I'm trying to finish all right

listen I'm gonna repeat that one oh

that's like a uh what is it did the hit

man I'll be doing them bring it back but

rewind this one down the same way you

said if Drizzy say get her done

that's important well self don't even

gotta say that I am always wanna go for

him oh that was on Instagram then she

went to snapchat with it huh I don't

give a [ __ ] who you are do not come for

self if you are a female because I will

have something to say he has done so

much good for so many people I refuse to

allow him to be belittled or his

character be defamed in any way shape or

form

period Kobe no that's how you know come

on why'd you say that line like come on

wall cuz Laura banker always ever tried

to decide between Kobe half the papyri

and Kevin Durant was that a play on all

the mics like okay tell me when you went

to Barbie stop hurting [ __ ] slave

alright who's Dale is kay-kay who's the

best who's the best K ever

nah that ass Kyle Korver Kobe KD K okay

okay okay I love the Kyrie punches way

to drop the beat out

no party parks no anytime a producer

when you burn ganja burn ganja burn all

that [ __ ] is tomfoolery oh man just like

Drizzy said what yeah put your phone

back in your pocket away don't know

there was more DJ self more I says I

guess we are trending I'll always be

loyal to you to the very end and no

threats I guess I will be loyal to you

to the very end and no and no threats or

comments can ever change that I don't

give a [ __ ] about people's opinions

because I have more loyalty in my pinky

than they have in their entire bodies

that's a lot of lawyers nobody is even

not even that big though yeah yeah

there's not a lot of loyalty in her

thinking this is a great beef wait and

we not even to the nitty-gritty yet we

are our and when we talk about [ __ ]

[Laughter]

[ __ ] all right now hold up wait now

somehow safari got involved oh no no no

no it's just so mr. song wait then dream

dog chimes in naturally and dream doll

said I'm not even looking for what you

said but she said yo imma keep it a buck

oh no one ever don't even get you

anything no she was keeping the books

you said y'all imma keep it a buck

Karen civil facetimed self and said you

want to know why you didn't get that

drop from Nicki Minaj dream doll that's

what dream doll Oh Instagram

hmm then any more information or just

end it on that

well then Karen chimed in it's okay and

then Karen said look [ __ ] y'all keep my

name out all that [ __ ] even if I said

that [ __ ] I'm not going to agree that I

said it now even if I said that now no

and keep me out your mess cuz you messy

I was trying to support you so that's

what Karen said and there's a safari

[ __ ] that that that was over until until

Nicki went and did the Flex interview

which was awkward for me she's all she's

doing Elliot Wolfson she did Ellie

Wilson last night I'm sure Elliot got a

better interview then then that [ __ ]

I watched bed flex I hated any of you I

saw a lot of y'all really happy about it

I really got in touch smells everything

off guard like when you in my mentions

telling me oh don't come tell me there

was no topic off guard fam time didn't

know but mall I was saying I was saying

to Rory that when her last album came

out that back then I was saying that she

probably shouldn't spend so much energy

and focus on safari on release week

because she was doing that last album

and now here we are with this album and

back on Safari I don't know how it

always ends up back on Safari but wait

I'm defending Safari so you tell me how

how this is okay I mean I don't I don't

know again I'm going back to what I said

I don't know what Nikki addresses half

the [ __ ] she addresses but since we want

to talk about it I mean I think she just

had a point where she's tired of the

narratives that are flying around about

what happened versus what actually did

happen like I was fine with her

addressing in saying listen I wrote her

a [ __ ] safar didn't write anything and

if she ended it right there yeah I was

caught would have been fine yeah I was

cool yeah get your [ __ ] off but it's

like no she but what happened next

yes going left you know what my beef

with women and it don't even beat women

in a in a emo breakup talking to my ex

bagging some [ __ ] off my chest I'm not

mad at that I get mad at the other women

who now come and support it right let me

just read you a few tweets then that

Nicki Minaj retweeted when I was home

trying to figure out why Safari was such

a hot topic for the first one she

retweeted says I hate women

I guess Nicki is fed up I feel her ain't

nothing like having to stay silent and

listen to bombs spread lies about you

the next one says why is it that

everyone can have an opinion on Nicki

and it be okay because it's an opinion

but when she claps back she's messy

bitter and insecure no glances got that

off her chest yes Anika we live for the

moment of truth no one can take that

away from you I don't know all right

let me tell you what let me tell you

what Manoj dev said okay Manoj dev said

she took [ __ ] for years but not a single

[ __ ] have a problem with her standing

up for herself

these [ __ ] literally tried to destroy

her career credibility its Dragon season

period no come on so far was home [ __ ]

he might have been no I don't know what

he's doing he was home he was home

shooting the bumbaclot video that's

coming that's true yeah

why is she giving this [ __ ] all this

energy I'm here for all of this

my sister was minding her business

living her best life for years while

everyone talked to [ __ ] now she's back

and she lifting her foot up don't [ __ ]

it up oh don't [ __ ] if it don't fly

whatever do I need to go I'm all hate

when women try to support other women

women are friends with each other you

like what do you love about what women

do I love when women have one sensible

friend I love when women have one good

good [ __ ] friend that can tell you

the truth no matter what in spite of

yourself in spite of your emotions about

it in spite of how you gonna receive it

from them you might even be mad at dumb

but your one good friend gonna put some

[ __ ] good sense into you I like when

all women have that because all women

having you don't think David Minaj is

the one that's almost like a

prerequisite for me like when in meeting

a girl you have to have somebody who

gives you good advice because we're

gonna come into heart we're gonna come

into hard times at some point and I

don't need you to go to your crew of

stupid chicks that's just gonna talk

about hating me I need somebody to walk

you back to the legends they all right

but now that you're done crying I maybe

let's think it through

yeah alright so yeah that was a lad

about um that defended more tell me tell

me what I wear to tell me why I think I

can't defend that's just I don't even

know why she went to any of you but you

know again she has she you know a lot of

[ __ ] has been bottled up she's been

holding back obviously she felt like she

just wanted to let let loose I mean I

think again I'm going back to what I

really said Nikki does not need to

respond to 90% of this [ __ ] ever like

she doesn't need some that's just how I

feel I don't think she needs to be

spending much time on social media

reading comments or she's just like no

cuz it's not good it's not good for her

she's not it just not a good look for I

agree this is how I feel just focus on

the music you you and Safari and Tiger

went to the same guy so why did you keep

saying to have a figure in line

cuz you do know I don't I think you do

you do not think I listen we the natural

bodies on this podcast let's talk about

I never look I've never really looked at

safaris hair and like you seen that

episode of love hip-hop of course I did

but you wouldn't see that episode and

think that he's got a hair transplant

he's got Beijing on top of his [ __ ]

head and if you see it on a [ __ ]

that's a lot taller than you it's bad

mmm like it's mais man taller than me

I'm like that

why can I see everything above you you

didn't see Beijing on a [ __ ] that's at

least five inch it's already discussed

no don't do that because you love it on

Ross I don't love it on Ross but you

don't stay as bad on Ross it is bad then

don't kill Safari now go kill row but I

don't think I didn't understand we don't

feel Khaled I don't think I don't I

don't think Ross needed it though I

didn't understand why he start I don't

know why he's still doing it either that

[ __ ] beard is fully there he's still

just waking up drawing [ __ ]

yeah no I'm not to get nasty uh listen

I'm trying to pull up the Safari [ __ ]

I'm that pulling up as far as yeah I'm

going straight to Nicky [ __ ] because

this caused quite the stir up in our

group chat Nicky says here and she's

telling my Safari she says you stole my

card and told me you thought it was an

account with free money that I didn't

know about on God swag God will strike

you down and more for lying ha stop

saying you packed and left on Jesus you

came to my house crying begging to go

begging to go with me to Europe to the

EMAs I said no dummy you can't ride no

she can definitely paid for that's the

part that I don't understand let's clear

up some misconceptions here

ladies I hate a lot of y'all

post-breakup talk about how your man is

a nasty [ __ ] cuz he was buying escorts

and [ __ ]

oh yeah everybody's buying a squirt

sorry speak for yourself bro oh please

are you kidding me no that's right there

how he wouldn't try to speak for me

alone y'all a super trash so I'm not

paying for no escort I'm sorry this is

me nah save I'm cool

no judgement I'm well you can't judge

because all of you hang out with quite a

few [ __ ] that order escort all right

that's great but here in this podcast I

like was to practice identification

instead of judging y'all oh no not me

I'm not paying what I'm saying is women

say that [ __ ] as like a way for people

to look down on the [ __ ] but there's a

very common thing that's happening it's

actually more responsible I don't think

it was the act I think it was he used

her card that's nice way no probably

some company know what it is you know

solid yeah it's even worse when you

yeah I don't even know that was you I

thought this was the nothing account the

account that just had the money cuz

everybody everybody got a free money

yeah I've never even heard of a free

money but if you got that off the

party's a bit tomorrow he didn't get it

off yes he did he would have got it over

he still with the Europe and he got it

off so he didn't go to Europe

prostitutes are cheaper in Europe for

sure for sure but listen any prime n e

prostitute that takes that you can pay

for on the car that's a good one that's

a good profit right here like I don't

know why she's trying to escort shame no

she just didn't want it done on her card

it wasn't her card we didn't know I'm

rolling with him on that one

yeah I'm by a hooker with the free money

card yeah it's free money Eureka and I

had a bet that soon as you knew meek was

about to come home your crawl back and

you did you did came to my house crying

choice was there right now like why

choice was there my whole glam was there

left oh you can air it out on Queen

radio to Thursday's 9:00 o'clock

she didn't say nautical okay but it's

the same [ __ ] why does she have radio

skill right now - I don't know well

there's a lot of Nicky said you can't

answer I can't but we [ __ ] with Nicky

yeah I'm a barb sometimes when she and

hug when she in a bag like when she

doing it for real like when she's

winning when she's humming I'm a barb

know when she's going in I'm not a

borrower I'm telling Majesty I just need

one conversation with Nicky I'm telling

you I'm telling you I don't know if I

fix this I can't say what I would say

let me get a drop where's my hug yeah

with my hug I do want to play the chorus

on this song Miami real quick

before I get off in Nicky because we've

talked about her enough now and I got

way more funny [ __ ] to talk about

[Music]

all right she was in Miami I just want

you the low on the perks and the Danny's

oh you have to do them together now and

then she pulled up and got the a DS

that's dangerous that's a wild combo

nothing down that's three pills and

rebar even so how come people look at me

crazy when I say at some points during

this rollout she's looked like she's

exhibited pillhead baby all over

everyone on her songs she does nothing

but talk about all the [ __ ] pills she

takes yes she admits it that's why when

they had that headline of us saying that

she was a quote crack addict which we

didn't say we didn't say that I know but

you know I flipped that [ __ ] I was like

oh she says it's on every record this

isn't breaking news that we're telling

you and of course she's addicted if she

got the low on him who even does y'all

never got a perk deal look Dead was

given a good deal especially with the

free money cards with the perks I'm high

as [ __ ]

[Music]

yeah I'm addicted [ __ ] if I got a free

money card maybe it was a young money

card oh that's even better

misty mistook it for three months as

babies karma right he should have dipped

off with that one imagine if Safari was

babies that's even better

welcome what if Safari the negative

found the [ __ ] Young Money card but

everybody's missing fun come all of

Wayne's royalties playful work and

that's where the furs came from oh I

would kill survivors and cocoa butter

with lolly founders visuals with the

lollipop residuals that's a sick

purchase safaris a sick dude

I think it is sick big a ride bike

somewhere first Safari walking on the

wall right now with no shirt and a

jacket he makes a big no-no that's one

copy it was dope that's [ __ ] God you

should cool it

yeah you're wearing his shoes I didn't

pay for what I didn't pay for him

no I'm saying call Safari oh you want

clothes for hmm you think I don't think

I answer I'll try take your phone's been

I think you guys a day yeah I beg you

what am I asking I don't really

understand them today what do we yes but

the free money come [ __ ] you man

whatever [ __ ] talk about his bumbaclot

so no [ __ ] the free money card we're in

how weird happens how do we give do we

still have access to this free money

card did so far isn't that the answer is

[ __ ] today he go answer right away bangs

you that they give her strength

well you got a double condom because

that might have been axle or man what

the bone book Lord the bumbaclot ain't

busy

there's no bumbaclot going on today

straight to the mail he didn't hang up

for just a few days ago didn't she show

us this Safari was on Nicky's page yeah

what's wrong with that what's wrong with

chicky

okay why did she know that yeah y'all be

knowing [ __ ] I had no like yeah I'll be

learning so much from you guys thank you

no seriously yeah I'll be hearing [ __ ]

from you I'm like sorry sorry more I

would have never known about the Mariah

link laughs you're too cool Nova any of

this stuff nor the morale in if Drizzy

said Guetta that Barbie never heard if

it wasn't for you I'm glad you said that

because great we started the podcast

with Nicki Minaj Queen sits the wind

really getting the arm are like free

podcast talks that we be doing hmm

so it's a lot of while she going on

right what did you just say oh that the

Drizzy Drizzy said what yes was Mariah

land said that I didn't say that

the other night I was home in bed like

watching television

are you listening because it was good

hmm and then you know how to commercial

come on the show and then you just tend

to your phone real quick but like you

not expecting nothing mmm

you just scrolling at your phone mm-hmm

I picked up my phone to scroll turn the

commercial on the late night to then

it's like 11:00 and something I later

than that it was a DM from Drake mm-hmm

about Rory not about a new record new

project no oh me oh interview Raptors

our DeRozan nothing roars Rory

it was a fun night miss don't hate on a

[ __ ] try to leave that please stop not

even open this man even open right now I

don't even have my free money cards put

the plea I'm ready to own it it was a

video of Rory first any time somebody

send you a video of your friend and it

said I guess Rory was at the on the Run

concert he was there I don't even know

he didn't even tell us yes I was there

you didn't even tell us though that the

group Chad had no idea you were going so

ain't none of your business

well I was just sad that I had to find

out from dramas with why do I have to

find out we're worried that oddly cuz we

were in the city so he sent a video of

Rory and cam like rapping to home right

and that's that I mean we all wrote that

yeah I guess Rory was really into it

yo like how was the Attic no stop

joining the joke you're not in this one

trying to hello we are laughing at you

for a second yeah

so Rory was getting in his hole back to

I guess Drake taped them and said man

raps hold lyrics with his whole soul

[Laughter]

[Music]

I'm not even man used one man man no

worries man man now so I immediately hit

the group Chet no worries man

to the bottom of what song it was I

could find out what's wrong with her

Rory don't make me fresh play I don't

know knows every song inspired the video

oh my god let's look at Rory I want to

see oh they was doing the mansion Milly

rocks oh sure they did a Milly rock duet

[Music]

[Applause]

was going for holes nice admittedly yes

too much all right

that that was funny you're still I wish

I wish you would have said something to

me it's only funny because Drake is is

has admitted to the earlier days Drake

going to see ho and having that same

feeling so for Drake to be a [ __ ]

billionaire now and laughing at Rory's

bum ass

look at this trash [ __ ] nice something

was like put his name in there like we

can do anything

wait so just when I relax

I never do nothing no wait so that was

that was the funny from the other night

right but it got way funnier than it's a

few days before that listen to listen to

this how this transpires scrolling on

the gram again sure as a gram

I got a DM from a chick dangerous yeah

I'm the kind of faithful to where my

heart start beating fast when [ __ ]

[Laughter]

lookin like could've been so I'm the

king of it look like some [ __ ] alright

anyway [ __ ] chick DMS me I click on

earth her thingamajiggy I go to a

picture it was a picture it was a

picture of it might have to be the

artwork Ashley hey a podcast listeners

I'm sorry dude I'm taking a while with

this it was a picture of let me find it

I'll find it that's right look I could

find the picture quicker I liked it yeah

I'm sick of Rory stepping on jokes now

you're really gonna get it

no this is another Rory episode yeah

yeah but no this is the segue I'm

explaining the whole anyway I only have

to find it it was a picture of like the

skyline but a bad like it was true it

was through a car window this is like

Kansas downtown what skyline this ain't

nothing cool to st. toronto that's Utah

now Utah downtown is even this is some

[ __ ]

I think we've got to be in man talk or

some [ __ ] gross if you're from man she

was in Ozark so this picture is super

super super super trash the chick got

the reflection of her phone in there

it's super trash and the caption just

says soon right so I was like BAM I was

in the middle of killing this [ __ ] like

this is the worst pic I've ever seen in

my [ __ ] and then I saw a Rory's name

underneath the picture and it said like

by this is Rory and 29 other nasty 29

[ __ ] is Rory with two like this bump

is [ __ ] downtown Rory being with 29

yeah not a wow that's a DP that chicks

got beautiful to get all that kind of

love other 29 likes [ __ ] [ __ ] gotta

break the triple-digit blacks barrier

before we throw a fire

[Applause]

kids and 1k right now no it's just still

Rory this man's man's it's still men and

men's man would bow man's but wait

give her a credit it's at 32 legs now

you are you a white-trash Rory

i'ma buy this [ __ ] trailer you will put

a trailer in German coz it's not even

about you cuz then I call mall I call

mall to laugh at you right he follow her

too but that's not the important for you

ever he ain't like it hey like that you

just out there like and just whatever

yeah yo so I call them all to laugh at

you behind your back

Thanks and I ain't even say hello to

each other who's just like started

laughing that's when you know it's bad

but malls laugh abruptly stopped oh I

ain't even get up they don't have a gay

good the story go I had it asked for the

update did you I said we were here I

said calm oh no this is [ __ ] I don't

care not okay story smalls laugh stopped

like quicker than mine okay but I

thought the joke was still ongoing so I

was like mom what's up you want you want

chime in now oh well at the time I

thought I was know if you're gonna do

that then shut up I'll tell my that

moment [ __ ] oh I was I was stood up I

get the [ __ ] out it no more stop

laughter right so I said mom what's up

man you damn like he was sad I never

more be said that's a boy boy show

emotion Hey

I think I'm really just he sighed I

think I've really just yes he said yeah

I really think I just messed up bad

nothing but yo yes I'm always sad so now

I'm like oh [ __ ] me and more about to

share a moment together like we don't

have these vulnerable moments so I said

Madden it's finally gonna get to know

your friend oh you could say what

happened good on what [ __ ] that story oh

no it was um it was rain it was a nice

day it was a nice baby it's a nice day

before it was scheduled to rain for the

next three days yeah that's how I was

like damn I want to do something since

the last nice day

so it was like a random it was like a

random conversation and it was uh it

just turned into like yo let's hang out

okay so I didn't know what to do since

she said let's go to the museum I was

like oh [ __ ] that's dope I never my mind

is not going to museum

I'm never going to zoom outside the

class having to go yeah yeah mall just

be golden I was looking at now I'm like

oh [ __ ] I want to go to music museums

and more because well no I wanted it

looks like to the real like wallet mall

and Parks let's have some fun and figure

out the places that mall would have

normally went to like they don't play I

used to being uh I used to be in Sin

City at lunchtime you were the king of

Sin City at lunchtime that's new [ __ ]

got it cuz I feel like a lot of just

nasty men hide behind the strip club

food thing no no great food prize money

good thank you figure surprises the same

everyone

yes no you know dreaming Houston them

wings different don't do that no but I'm

just saying dudes will be like nah they

got great food at strip club and then

you see them in a strip club and they're

eating basic [ __ ] did you get anywhere

it's you're nasty you wanna see ass yeah

you're not even eat you want to see

asset when an afternoon is cool let me

tell you that I used to [ __ ] them

waitresses head all up with the

chocolate cake and milk order yeah you I

still don't understand what you would

take want me to bring the chocolate cake

right buyer did you go to music no no it

was she ended up having to work longer

than expected but I said damn Joe like

I'm not even getting a response anymore

this [ __ ] laughing but now man cuz I

want to go to I was more mad about cuz

now I really wanted to go to museums

yeah I'm right now it's a nice day out

I'm you can't go to the museum buddies

absolutely that's a few places you could

actually go by well does he go anywhere

by yourself now go please I'm not the

museum not the movies I don't like

movies but the museum you could

definitely buy yourself that's actually

cuz if you want it like a picture with

are how do you take ourselves no way let

me just rewind rule I've never had the

distraction my phone as they take this

flick never if you you crazies [ __ ]

never my friends a peek at the Joe I

know you from Harlem from the damper Dan

whatever I don't even know where you

from my [ __ ] buddy you could be uncool

sometimes okay I just said I'm yo I've

never taken a picture I said I've never

handed a stranger I'm Noah shipped out

of a straw do you know they have paper

straws paper straws sure in here trying

to cut some ways to talk about I would

tell you about my experience trying to

purchase a TV the other day because boy

was it funny but we got to mirth talk

about I want to rewind rewind really

quickly because I missed this very

important one here when Safari said yo

how is that begging to go to Europe with

you and you in a full-blown relationship

towards the end of ours that's when you

still want that old thing back like you

still searching for answers and close

your shut up [ __ ] I knew it was a rap

needed I still have the email when you

hit me saying the spent Christmas

together and work things out so please

stop that's what Safari said Mike you

could tell still a little bit of love

there like right now you screamed as

Nicki

now it's Safari got like the disco tears

Laurie whoever had that low cool voice

before so Nicky replied Ben said [ __ ]

you hit me and meek asking us to get

your dick pic back from someone lol you

are playing with your dick in the shower

by yourself with suds and [ __ ] I have

the email where you said you couldn't

pay your electric bill and why you lied

on me but go off sis that's so many

individuals

roman holy [ __ ] wait that's what you

grab massage I'm not all right

see mall mall malls imagination does

leave more to be desired so let me take

control here let's try to let's try to

walk through Safari calling this on to

get the dignity so how do you get a

kickback well that's why we gotta figure

it out how do you this is a story that

will go down in Love & Hip Hop history

books but what is the truth what is

alive I just don't understand how you

say ask him to get the dick pic back was

it was it a physical copy yes that will

be the only again after break-up so

Nicky was [ __ ] with meek already so

when she was talking to Safari I'm sure

she was giving him that energy like if I

got a new [ __ ] get off my dick so they

was beefing already and then they

probably hung up on each other and in a

couple minutes went by and safari called

back and another thing one more thing I

can't see that goes back one more thing

and then everything will be split Nicky

you with you with me we are not Street

right

yo that accident is rash one more thing

Nick

another thing is me Claire - I want him

to hear this on speaker Oh Myka Nick

Nicky Nicky both of you I said this pick

out help me she's not really kicking it

to me but she's a huge fan of both you

guys love the singer you guys got

together just get that dick pic back for

me

Oh greatly appreciate an email it email

I love your mom tell your moms I know

this is great I'm gonna know if it is

you know I'm not gonna forget wait he

said because this is what's funny he's

at first off me and too good me and

Tiger didn't go to the same doctor we

did it the same day different doctors

okay Larry no but you know it's [ __ ]

up Tigers been having a great year

that's what's [ __ ] up he had a great

freestyle nobody wants to say it but

that [ __ ] tastes record his heart Kim

Kardashian had a blast him by the pool

and then she remembered that she wasn't

pulled they have a blast and by the pool

and she muted the sound but you've been

having a good year and hear y'all come

one a drag tiger into the mess poor

tiger they're just using Titan if they

went to the same doctor Safari got a way

better job than Tiger Tigers they show

the before and after in Tiger [ __ ] was

definitely way crispier his [ __ ] was

like back here and that got brought it

to like here then what happened they put

a whole piece of hair on no but this was

the funny funny part here

so far is it at least I love when people

say at least it lets you know where

their thinking is at least y'all know I

was trying to keep my nudes to myself

now someone was trying to leak my dick

pic for years and I've been trying to

stop it forever let's really get into

this [ __ ] psyche for a minute Safari

has been running around America and

Jamaica probably because you don't know

weird dick pics are trying trying to

stop he's been a treasure hunt he's been

trying diligently to stop this to stop

the release of this picture of this pic

of this said dick pic because it would

just do too much damage what's up with

this [ __ ] that's your man all the time

mom you didn't help him with the quest I

don't I don't like your usage of all the

time I mean out with Safari all the time

two days out the week I'm not with

Safari two days out there it was far

more than anyone in this room what does

that steak you're with him all the time

now story if I look up to see you with

Safari once you're with him all the time

that's true I like Safari I know time

out I don't like Safari in first

I don't like Safari indictment I don't

like Safari replying to Nicki Minaj is a

few instance instances where I don't

like people like that's when I try to

stay away whenever people are doing some

[ __ ] that I know I don't like channel

call or twice the funny [ __ ] about this

is it's coming from you and if we look