"All of the Likes"

Hey. Hey.

I want to shoot, baby.

Oh my god.

Test test test.

All right, we good.

Some very That was kind of a nasty.

You got to just get your S's and your

T's. Yeah, you got to get your S's and

your T's out there.

No, you don't. Mo,

you know what I'm saying?

Test. We've tested. Your mic is fine.

Did we pass the test?

No.

Okay.

No, we did not. Well, you didn't.

Mic check. Mic check. my check.

Yo, you wasn't outside.

Oh my [ __ ] I was falling all over the

skate rink.

I was falling all over the skating rink

when this one was out. Huh?

Getting help from women. That's how you

knew I was ill. Yeah. If a girl ain't

help you up, you was trash.

That's true. For sure.

Yeah. Girls was helping me up.

Girls I think are cute to help you up.

Yeah, they was helping me. I was falling

on purpose like a flop.

Yo, you're not even wearing skates,

[ __ ] Get up.

[Music]

Here we go. Much better. Much better.

Much better. My apologies. My apologies.

Oh, duh. The headphones in my ear. You

can't hear

what it was.

Shut up, Park.

I'm not tired of your little sneaker

jokes. I'm listening out this podcast.

I'm letting you know, buddy. Mic check

one two. Mic check. All right. Where you

was at when this was out, [ __ ] Yeah.

Yeah. Mo.

Uh-huh. What was this?

I feel like this is 99.

98 99.

Loser.

Yeah.

You were still in school in 99.

Yeah. Sorry. Some people stag.

But Mo can't act as cool as he act and

have been in school in 99.

Why not? Because you was in school for

the purple tape.

You was in school for mad good [ __ ]

School was fun.

Looking back,

you ain't really get reasonable doubt

the same way as me. Like

I wasn't I was going to say, Joe,

wouldn't have you been in school for

purple?

Oh, yeah. I was in high school for

reasonable doubt. That was like

Yeah. You were still in school.

Yeah.

Yeah. But that's when I was leaving.

All right.

He was on your way out. He was outside

the school.

Yeah. Purple tape was like

had to get out the house and act like

you was going to school. Why? Why am I

here?

For sure.

All right, let's see. A lot of people

don't know this for real singing that

hook.

Don't know that.

A lot of people don't. I'm telling you,

a lot of people do not. But what other

person I told people that like what are

you talking

like for real?

I'm just telling you what's going on.

Microphone check. One, two. What is

this?

Joe, welcome to the Joe Button podcast.

Episode 182.

182 is correct. Savon is nodding his

head, so I'm assuming I'm correct. I'm

here with a few of my nearest and

dearest friends. Maul is here. Parks is

here. Rory is here. Erikson is here.

Savon is here. Severe rain out there.

Boy, are we in a moody mood.

I got the annoying announcement on the

phone today.

Flash floods.

Yeah,

I I got it while I was in the Apple

store, so like 900 of us got it.

At the same time, I was like, damn, my

phone is intense today.

[ __ ] trash. If the iPhone tells you

when there's a flood though,

[ __ ] look out look outside.

But that's there for white people.

I guess that's not for

sure gets a lot of floods though.

Yeah, but we don't give a [ __ ] about the

floods. It's only white people that are

like, "Oh, the Amber Alert.

I don't know who else. White people

batten down the hatches when they get

that alert."

Yeah. Anytime

batting down batten down the hatches.

Yeah, I batten down my hatches.

Yeah. Anytime I'm

Anytime I'm driving on the highway and

they like have the big electric sign in

the air that says, "Hey, this car is

missing. Write this license plate number

down."

You know how many Hondas on the road?

I hope the white people get that accord.

How many Hondas is on this highway right

now?

But black people ain't writing none of

that [ __ ] down.

Like, damn, Sally.

Poke a hole in the trunk, sis. Right.

Find your way home with the rest stop.

He's got a piss at some point.

This is bad.

Yes, I like that. OKAY, JOE.

I like that.

Spotify.

I like the fact that you did. Okay. I'm

here, man.

I'm here. Now I'm in the building.

Finally, after two years.

Yeah, I'm here now. Finally around here.

I'm here.

Now we can sign this contract.

Yeah. I'm here in the building.

That would be awesome.

Welcome, Mo. All right. So, there's a

lot to get to. Five five minutes.

Actually, there's not really a lot to

get to, but it's cool. We going to find

a bunch of [ __ ] to talk about. One being

Maul just snuck a major announcement on

us. He's trying to compete with Wayne.

You know, Wayne Wayne made a huge

announcement.

He made an announcement about an

announcement.

Yeah. Boy, do I hate that. But it's

Wayne and we love Wayne. So, so [ __ ] it.

Yeah. Last time Wayne put an album out,

that was when the announcement of the

announcement was like the wave.

Yeah. He don't know.

Yeah.

He don't know. Well, no. Come on, Karen.

He's definitely going to put like a

trailer to a music video. I'm like

with the Millie beat.

Wait, did he make the announcement?

Yes.

What's the announcement?

Everybody stopped. Everybody stopped.

He said 5:00 p.m. I got I was busy.

Just guess. Just guess cuz what what

could the announcement have been?

Album coming

and and what's the album?

The Carter five.

What are you [ __ ] like?

Carter. Oh, so he announced the Carter 5

at five. Okay.

He didn't even sound surprised.

Yeah, he sounded like damn. How y'all

ain't know what was coming?

Like I've been teasing this for four

years. So Wayne [ __ ] with his album.

It looks like it.

It looked like Wayne is feeling his

[ __ ]

Okay.

Um but I didn't want to start there.

Mole walked in whistling Dixie.

Like that was weird. You never came in

whistling before.

Yes, I was listening to music.

You never whistled to the music.

Oh yeah, you right.

And then you snuck in a major

announcement. Would you like to do the

honors or would you like me and Rory to

make fun of you?

Y'all can make fun of me.

Maul snuck in a birthday announcement on

us.

Told us it's his birthday month.

said he was said he was said he was

celebrating all long [ __ ]

one party in LA with Brandon no

one in Chicago with one of the bulls

Zack Lavine or somebody

look who you got me look who you got me

you are going to party with Zack Lavine

I'm not I [ __ ] I [ __ ] with

I [ __ ] with I don't know him though I

met him before he's a pretty good guy

don't do Yeah. Great. Great.

I can see y'all partying together.

What age do women have to stop with the

birthday month [ __ ]

when they're born?

No, it stopped.

No, you got the very active.

Yeah, it's active.

No,

they might be doing too much. They do

like a whole quarter.

No, see. All right, it's confession

time.

Okay.

No, now I'm judging you [ __ ] that

still [ __ ] with the chicks that that do

that do nine and 10 birthday parties.

That wave is over. That's that's when we

was all whing on Twitter 2011 2012 M go

ahead and get your bag now if you ain't

getting a little Fashion Nova bag like

you ain't got to do that like you could

waist trainer bag you could eyelash

eyelid bag I'm about to go I'm going

home to fight with s now over one of

them little waist trainer dad

thingamajiggies I'm not playing with her

they asked you to wear one

I thought maybe

how good her box how how good her box

got to be for you to go to like every

one of her birthday like

if you at the the birthday party with

family, the dinner, the brunch.

You're a sick sick individual.

I don't even know if you go to your

girlfriend.

Yeah, you still got to skip a couple of

your girl [ __ ] at least.

I'm trying not to skip Wednesday. I'm

sorry.

I'm trying not to do [ __ ] for Sim

birthday next month, but I already did

that on anniversary, so I ruined it.

Yeah, you got to You got to do one of

them.

Yeah. No, now she started two months

early. Hope someone has something

planned for October,

right? Drop them hints, man.

Yeah, for real.

That's not even a hint.

That's That's telling me, right? So Mo,

I think [ __ ] like you who like don't

really acknowledge y'all birthday, like

y'all try to just play it cool. Y'all

are really corny.

There has to be a middle ground.

But I never announce my I just I don't

know. I think that's corn. Yo, it's my

birthday. Like

no, not even have that conversation.

You can subtly throw that [ __ ] in like,

yo, I might do a dinner or something

tomorrow. Even if you're not going to be

like, yo, it's going it's going to rain

tomorrow. Like damn, it's my birthday.

It's raining on my birthday. Like that's

corny. Like how am I SUPPOSED TO GET HOW

DO YOU GET THAT OFF? LIKE I'M I don't I

don't know how you get that off. It's

like either you ask me or when your

birthday and I'll tell you or

you got to you got to create through it.

Okay. Well, it is my birthday. So,

birthday more strategic.

Creators create.

All right. It's my birthday, fellas.

Hey. Hey. You made fun of me when I was

standing in front of the mirror holding

my baby barefoot looking at myself,

right?

So, get your ass Get your ass in there

and figure it out.

All right. It's my birthday.

You got a birthday caption coming?

I hope not.

Okay.

I hope I don't have a birthday caption

coming. Then I'm watching the news this

morning and some [ __ ] in the Bronx got

into an altercation, a little argument

with a bodega owner, which is very

common in the Bronx.

Very common.

So they beefed it up a little bit and

homie just bounced, which is always bad.

Yeah. Once a [ __ ] just leave,

you got to kind of follow him. Where you

going?

Oh my god.

He just abruptly leave the conversation.

That's never good.

Yo, when a [ __ ] just leaves mid

altercation,

it's horrible. Yeah. I remember I

remember and and this is a tangent off a

tangent, but I remember how old I was

when I learned that like and that was in

Hoboken Park, I think. Jersey City

[ __ ] was fighting with the Hoboken

project [ __ ]

Mhm.

I didn't know that the

underrated little section over there

[ __ ]

They be thinking Hoboken is nice.

Hey, check this out.

No different over there. Underrated

over there on Washington. It is nice. Go

to bust a hard left. bust a left and

could just go straight for a little bit.

Yeah, they used to give us hard times

back in the day. But yeah, that's when I

learned that cuz it was like, "Oh [ __ ]

we won the fight. Them [ __ ] leaving."

It's like, "Oh [ __ ] no, we got to

leave. We have to go. Bring you out your

own hood."

Yeah, right. Yeah. Know we was out of

there. Um I don't even remember what we

just talking about.

Mo's birthday.

Oh yeah, Mo's birthday. Wait, how do we

get from Mo's birthday to to Hobok

the Bronx [ __ ]

Oh yeah. So, homeboy left the

altercation and came back a couple hours

later, poured gasoline or something

flammable all over the inside and the

outside, threw a match down, and then

just boogied.

Oh, man. That was crazy. Anybody died?

No. No. The store owner was cool.

Okay. You ain't got that insurance,

fam. You got to do a little more than

that to kill a Bronx bodega owner. You

can't light a fire and leave that [ __ ]

You just wasted

the cat. The cat is going to put that

out.

The cat the cat going to kill all that

[ __ ] 911 like the Bronx is different.

Yeah, for sure.

Um, all right. So, happy birthday to

all, man. If you're listening, uh, tweet

all a happy birthday. I don't know how

our podcast does so well, but my

Instagram followers and my Twitter

followers don't ever move. I guess they

support us.

They support get 500,000 followers a

week, and I'm just been on 1.4 for 5

years. Well, well, women tend to get

more followers than men because

no one wants to look at dudes. A lot of

men totally understand people following

sin over you.

Yeah, I get it.

Oh, I thought I was killing them with

the hip-hop commentary.

[ __ ] done reached the max.

[ __ ] reached the max commentary.

Hip-hop max is no more. No. Yeah, [ __ ]

is cool.

I know it's too much commentary cuz now

every new rapper that commentate on some

[ __ ] Elliot hit me like, "Oh, [ __ ]

another one."

Elliot is sick of you [ __ ] Me too,

man. Y'all get out of here.

Elliot better be Elliot's been doing

this [ __ ] for 25 years.

No, but then Elliot post all of them

[ __ ] So it's like

because Elliott is a OG, so he know you

ain't going to get far hating.

Yeah,

it's no eight, but it's like you got to

act like some of that [ __ ] though.

Elliot,

I like that.

Elliot see everything.

I think it's a great idea though. All of

the spots that kind of do well and we 12

minutes and talking about nothing but um

all of the spots that do kind of well

like on the internet like I was trying

to figure out why the shave room does so

well. They just centralize. It's a place

for people to centralize.

You don't have to follow

Elliot post everything and then you

could centralize there or see it all

there.

It's like sections of the newspaper.

Yeah.

Entertainment, sports, blogging. You

know, it's all the same [ __ ]

So, let's get let's get into it, man. Uh

damn, we need some theme music for the

nasty awards. Uh and we have a few nasty

awards to give out. Some are a little

lightweight nasty.

Some are a little bit more than that.

Some are like, "Damn, yo, fam. What's up

with you?"

When it's too nasty, it becomes a what's

up with you. Like, what's going on? Um,

see, look, I I hate I I could tell five

minutes in before when these [ __ ]

about to leave me on an island here.

Don't y'all do it.

Oh, no. I'm not. We

All right. All right. So, it's cool. So,

uh, let's start with a few minor nasty

awards. Uh, oh, wait, wait, wait. Before

we do that, we have to clear up the

August Alcena thing and the Jada cuz we

kind of killed August last week for the

Jada caption. But

and doing some research like there's a

there's a history and a relationship

there that you know.

So we got to we got to go back and clean

it up

before we get into the nasty one cuz we

was we was given we was going to give

August the nasty award for sure.

No, I wasn't going to give him a nasty

award for that. I was going to give him

props.

He wasn't going to get

I'll give you a nasty award for that for

giving him props.

I invented the nasty award. So, I mean,

no, but we um and and in and doing

research, I I checked out an episode of

Jada Pinkage Red Table show and the the

Smith family has been helping August

with his uh drug addiction.

So, we're [ __ ]

Yeah. So it was kind of like I get where

all of that you know the caption the

deep cap it was still a little the

caption but I understand where you know

the emotions and the sentiments were at

in that like

no stand by everything we said

no we still stand by the fortune in my

cookie is a little wild and if I'm a

husband I'm my rookie I'm I'm going to

have that I'm going to have that

conversation. That's what I was saying.

I I I knew all that back then. I knew

that they had you know

No, we definitely had to see August in

the kitchen and just kind of just look

at him like you all right

got to snuff him over the eggs. Yeah.

Yeah, for sure.

We didn't even have Chinese food last

night. [ __ ] you talking about fortune

for my wife.

But wait. All right. So, you saw the you

saw the show.

Is he's close like that with their

family?

With Jada.

Wait. With Jada or both?

Jada. Uh Jaden. The relationship

started.

You ain't said a will yet.

No, I mean I'm not I'm not sure. I'm not

sure. I'm not sure exactly. I mean, he

posted a a photo today with Will

thanking him and saying happy birthday

to him and thanking Will for everything

he's done for him. So, I'm assuming that

Will has had something to do with it,

too.

I got my own theory, and I like mine a

lot better than yours.

Okay.

Yours is like mature,

logical, like, yo, we made a mistake

last week, y'all. This week, we coming

back to correct it.

No, we going to keep the jokes, but I we

had to put that out there.

In my theory, in my story, and I'm

sticking with my story,

Will didn't like that [ __ ]

He didn't like it one bit.

Is that the reason why Garcel posted

what she posted today? and Vivica a Fox.

And now now y'all y'all feel where the

God is going here. Let me tell y'all

something as pawns.

A few weeks ago, I told y'all that

sometimes to find out when a gentleman

uh has great relationships with women.

Unfortunately, you have to wait until

their untimely passing to see all the

women come.

Birthdays, passion, and if they're in

the hospital.

Nah, some girls will be a little nervous

to do the birthday post. Well, well,

well, check it out.

I'm with Mo. Birthday is another one.

Birthday hospitals.

I think Will I I think Will did side out

of that [ __ ] in the kitchen while he

was making eggs one morning.

Yeah, for sure.

You think Will Smith makes his own eggs?

And I Well, I think one morning he did.

Never in 20 years. He got up early

before everybody.

You ever went to bed with something on

your mind? Didn't you didn't you wake up

early

and alone that then you want to do

things by yourself that day? For sure.

For sure.

I think Will woke up earlier than usual

that day.

I think he hit the text.

Mhm.

Remembered he had a birthday coming up.

Maybe it was going to be his turn to

while out, give it to him a little bit.

What other explanation can I think of

for Will? I told y'all Will can't just

come back hopping out of helicopters

over the Grand Canyon and sure enough,

what's the first thing you do? Jump out

of helicopter on the Grand Canyon? No,

[ __ ] Get your ass on install.

Right. Right.

You got [ __ ] to answer for.

See, because I got questions for I want

to interview Will Smith. I have

questions for Will Smith that Elliot

wasn't going to ask.

I think that a lot of people.

Yeah, because Will is like mad mature. I

don't know.

There's way more higher things priority.

No, there's a way to do it maturely

though.

And no, no, but even even Will is from

he from Philly. That's the fresh he's

been.

It's still hip-hop there though. But

it's still that that

Yeah, Will is a hip-hop dude. Will the

hip-hop dude still? And I think you can

find a way to ask it just like

Yeah.

Will have you ever been, you know, when

you were at your most sensual?

I don't know.

Oh god.

I don't know.

You got weird questions for I'm

freestyling, man. What you want to do?

That's a rap radar.

All right. So, all right. Let's let's

get right to the [ __ ] Do y'all think

that there's something between uh

Shorty, what's her name? Uh yeah. Garcel

Bouvo. Is that I don't know. Say your

last name.

And somebody else came out.

They had the open relationship though

for a while. No. Wasn't that like a

thing? No.

to talk about.

I thought that was like in the news. I

don't know the Smiths. They didn't tell

me that.

Well, we do.

That was Rory McFarrell.

McFarrell.

O R

O R.

But we do got to remember that that

picture that she posted was from the

Wild Wild West movie. It wasn't like

that was a picture of them actually out

on the date. So,

oh, fam. I What? Their relationships are

their relationship. That's great. I'm

saying if a [ __ ] said told my wife that

you the fortune to my cookie and all of

that other [ __ ] That's it. So now we

wasn't supposed to start there because I

wanted to make these jokes later, but

y'all don't ever know that. What were we

starting with? Nasty awards.

We're going with the nasty award.

Speaking of Philly

or No, you want to start light with

light nasty awards.

Yeah, I was I was thinking light nasty.

Let's not jump right into Jello Man. Uh

who who looked like Jello Man in his mug

shot. Did y'all see the mug shot? I did

see it right now. It look like he ate

some bad jello.

Like the jello was spoiled.

That pudding pop was nasty.

Yeah. No, no sweater on in that one.

What is 3 to 10 years?

I've never even heard that as numbers

before.

Word 3 to 10.

I think that he'll probably I don't know

if he'll he'll probably do maybe a year

in jail and then the rest will be like

probation or something like that,

which is kind of wild.

Yeah.

For all that he was charged with.

Yeah.

Well, he wasn't charged with so much,

right?

cuz this is only from one one case.

Avon, look this stuff up so we can

actually sound like we have facts.

Oh, so he'll probably have to go back to

other trials while he's in there.

Oh, is that still have he's got more

he's facing more trials?

I would imagine.

Uh I don't know. I I don't know.

I'm giving you [ __ ]

Why I want to know why is he the only

one convicted so far when all these

other dudes have had allegations and

charges against him?

Well, no charges really. He was the only

one that's really been charged with

something.

Didn't We get charged with something?

I think he did. Yes, he did.

He got charged. Um,

a few of them.

Billy got charged. Bill O'Reilly got

charged, didn't he?

He's nasty.

No, he just got um fired, I think.

And he got a lot of money.

Matt L Matt Lore. Matt Lowour.

Matt Lowour. No, it was just nasty.

Yeah, this is for one.

Yeah, this for one. They got they got

they got Jello Man for one of them.

Donald Trump.

Well, you know, the president ain't

going to they're not going to let that

fly. They should. I mean, but

see this is why I wanted to start with a

light nasty award cuz now y'all taking

one nasty and giving me all this.

I'm just trying to talk about dudes

that's in the nasty free agency pool

right now.

It's a lot contract.

Yeah, it's a lot of free agent free

agent nasty dudes just sitting there

just waiting for the team to call up.

Yo, free agent nasty.

Why why Bill Cosby got drafted in first

pick? Why was he right now?

Yeah. Why was Bill the first pick of the

nasty of the nasty uh b the nasty

bastards association?

He kind of I I'm not to say he started

the nasty wave in the me too [ __ ] but

he was definitely the the front runner.

He might have been the first.

Yeah. Who? Bill.

Yeah. In this wave. Yeah.

He was definitely the number one pick.

Like he was Braun coming out high

school. Like of course Wade was in the

draft too, but you know,

he wasn't LeBron. It's just

all of this is nasty and can get off of

it. Like I don't want to hear basketball

jokes about Bill was the number one

pick, but it's all right.

We'll figure it out.

He was about to buy NBC.

Oh, don't forget that.

Okay. Parks.

Forget that.

Yeah, I know.

Cuz

Charlie Wilson told us his name on Mad

Records, his first name and his last

name.

He had a whole album. He had like five

albums.

[Music]

All right. Are you We done with uh Nasty

Nasty Mcnasty, right? Yeah.

All right. Is there a happier Is there

something happier to talk about? I was

just trying to give nasty nasty awards

to all you guys out there who's just

popping up with cartoons.

Like,

yeah,

it's a whole lot of cartoons out there.

It's crazy, man.

And there's nothing wrong with having

cartoons. We have one.

Mhm.

And we didn't start the cartoons.

We certainly did not start anything in

life.

We didn't. But we kind of made it

popular.

I'm And I'm not even going to say that.

I won't I won't say it

as far as the podcasting. Yes,

absolutely. I'll say it.

I'm seeing a lot of

more famous than [ __ ] the

Thundercats. No,

but on the podcast world. Yes.

Yeah. We're no Hannah Barbara, but

yeah, we definitely we definitely push

that.

Yeah.

A lot of cartoons out there. That's all

I'mma say. Not taking credit for a

thing. And there's a few of you other

guys who shall remain nameless only

because we're on Spotify now.

I'm so phony.

Yo, listen. Any dude that laugh like

that, man.

Listen, man. Kai Kawhai was laughing.

That Why do you keep rushing all the

topics?

No, I'm just laughing. Like that's a

topic.

No, but I'm just But you just played it,

so I'm just thinking about it like, yo,

that was the craziest [ __ ] ever, man.

Like, I thought that was a sound. I

thought that was fake. I thought they

added that audio in there. No [ __ ]

I've been laughing.

Go back to what you were saying. No.

Too late. We here now, [ __ ] No. We got

to get back to the get back to all the

nasty awards.

No, no. We got to get off that. We might

get in trouble.

No, no, no. The lighter the lighter

ones.

Yeah, we on the lighter nasty. No, these

jokes. They're not real nasty.

Lighter nasties.

I see a few of y'all out there who who

shall remain nameless.

Some of y'all are trying to dig back in

the crates and dig up your old podcast,

but you but you did. And I'm cool with

that. I'm Listen, the more the marrier

for me. However, I don't like when you

try to [ __ ] on all the current [ __ ]

that's going on. I see [ __ ] Yo, it's

a lot of content OUT THERE DRY, Y'ALL.

WHO WANT MY OLD [ __ ] BACK? FAM.

FAM, let's simmer it down here. All

right, buddy. Let's just call it Spade

of Spade. You see the podcast business

booming,

but it's time.

Yeah, it's time to dig it back. Hey.

Hey. I'm not mad at you. Get that [ __ ]

[ __ ] But don't try to fool us. You

were just a little before the market.

Yeah, we we get it.

Hey, I would do the same [ __ ] I enjoy

that.

I would do the same thing. I would

uh All right, that's all from those are

the lightweight nasty awards. Just know

I'm watching all y'all. While I'm at it,

I never heard nothing else about

Charlemagne's HBO show. I'm going just

go ahead and put that out in the

universe. And um

All right.

What's up, man? You all right?

[Music]

What happened, man?

You told me to hit the button.

I didn't tell you to do anything.

And Rory was pointing at it like this. I

didn't tell you anything.

So, I hit it. Uh, and I'm only saying

that because I'm interested in it. Like,

I'm following it. I'm waiting for it.

Charlemagne with the HBO show. Dies and

Merrill with the uh with the Showtime.

They said they said that wasn't coming

out till 2019. That was going to take

some time. That is why that's what made

me think of, hey, what's going on with

Charlamagne and HBO [ __ ] Because both

were slated for later, but we got an

announcement for one.

Okay.

And Charlemagne, who's on air every day,

has told us absolutely nothing about

nothing. He's just put a book out.

I mean, in fairness, you didn't talk

about City of the Culture really until

you

Yeah, it could still be in the works.

Still in the works. They're working on

it.

No, I know. I want them to tell us.

probably um you know the test thing that

y'all do.

Well, whatever. The test thing that

y'all do. Shut up, Parks. Um all right,

so no nast no nasty awards. That's

that's it. We got more in the cabinet if

we need to give them out. Um oh, and

before we go any further, 25 minutes in

before we go any further. I see a lot of

y'all cursing us out about being wrong

about facts on this podcast. Listen, you

new [ __ ]

We were never right. Yeah, we we've

we've never been the factual news

people. I don't want to be right.

I don't want to be right. I'm not

looking for confirmation. I'm looking to

spark conversation. And often times the

wrong information is better to do that.

It provokes thought. Yeah.

If you want the [ __ ] facts, turn CNN

on. God damn it.

And you still ain't going to get the

facts. They they massage the truth.

Yeah. Basically, use your brain for a

change.

Um, okay. Now that we've cursed people

out,

what's really important in the world?

Somebody tell me.

Uh, two short comedians or

No, no, no. I'm not getting back into

some more last week [ __ ] All the [ __ ]

from last week, they trying to sneak in

the news week again. No,

they No, Kevin Hart replied. That's why

I brought it up cuz before it was just

Cat going off per usual and then Kevin

Hart went on the Breakfast Club and

said, "Dog, you had the same shot as me,

but you chose drugs instead and never

wanted to work. So why you hating on me

and Tiffany?" And then Cat got back on

today and said, "I'm going to rent out

an arena in Philly. You can put a

basketball court, a gym, a mic. I'll

beat you in anything you can think of.

Rapping, basketball, boxing, comedy, you

name it, I'll beat you in it." Kevin

Hart for a million dollars.

I'm not really interested in the Kevin

Hart uh Cat Williams beef. They've been

beefing for a million years.

They hate each other the same way Mike

Eps hates Kevin Hart. There's a few

[ __ ] that hate Kevin Hart. I

understand it. That's That's okay. But

I'm not going to

Well, Kevin and and Cat is more of the,

you know, that's been going on for the

battle of the Napoleon comedians.

It's not a battle of anything

between them. It is in their mind.

And it really is. It's not.

Well, I said this on the podcast a

really long time ago. It'd be great to

see comedians battle like outside of

that roast battle [ __ ] they had, but

like major comedians battle each other

the way people do in rap.

Yeah, I'd like to see it. That's why I'm

right because why are you comed How are

comedians beefing

that? Yeah, you have to find out.

Y'all are comedians. Go have a a funny

off.

Yeah, it's true.

Go do a tour. We'll pay to see it.

Go do a tour together and see who gets

the better response.

Have Martin Lawrence come out. Dave

Chappelle host the [ __ ] Boxing ring.

Y'all come out. Come out. We have a

laugh off.

Roast each other. Just be funnier.

No, of course not. Kevin had way too

much money to get in a [ __ ] laugh off

with Cat Williams that

Cat would say he was going to hide

behind. Like why why you hiding behind

the money and the fame?

Cuz you're supposed to.

I guess

I get it now. I understand. I understand

it now. Them [ __ ] they would lose

money.

Yeah.

Yeah. But that's what

they would be losing money to stop what

they are doing.

Yeah. But I mean, if you want to if you

want to, you know, it's it's part of the

And he called out he called out Cat

Williams for all them alternative facts

that I that I that I was just spewing

all around. But uh Yeah. He said all

that [ __ ] is [ __ ]

Yeah.

I wouldn't know. I didn't fact check any

of that.

Yeah, me neither.

Oh, what Cat was saying about his

career,

his numbers.

Said he put a whole lot of sauce on it.

Yeah.

I don't know about all that.

Yeah.

I don't think Kevin Or put sauce on his

numbers.

No. Cat Williams.

I think Well, I think Kevin I think

Kevin did at one point too though. They

caught Kevin talking that box office uh

comedian [ __ ] and they was like, "No,

Eddie Murphy still has the right."

Yeah, but it don't matter if you

actually get out there and you body and

[ __ ] Like, you could lie.

Well, Cat was body and [ __ ] too. His

specials were doing really well. His

tours was doing really well.

Cat at one point was, you could say

popularitywise for new comics was number

one.

I don't I don't like I don't like you

were the man, you had the shot, and you

chose drugs. I don't I don't like that

for obvious reasons. M

I don't think that's a choice for some

people. I think that's a sickness for

some people. And just because that's not

Kevin Hart's uh vice

don't mean you should just now be able

to call sick people out on their vices,

even those who have animosity towards

you and are being malicious toward

people you love. I'm still not rocking

like that.

Plus, maybe Cat didn't want to be in

Jumanji.

And I think Cat from RIP, even when Cat

was like number one, he was definitely

not the I'll play the game comedian.

Cat would have been in Jamanji.

Would have been in the [ __ ] Jamanji

was in

what was the guy with the rifle.

Jamanji was the museum coming to life.

I wanted to go to I wanted to be in

Jamanji.

Cat would have wrote along. Uh

Jamanji was the book was the

Oh yeah. The board game.

Yeah.

Oh, [ __ ] out of here.

Night at the museum with Ben Stiller is

the

That's the one I wanted to be in.

Robin Williams.

Why' you want to be in that?

That was Ben. They got locked in the

museum for a night. I know

and then [ __ ] started coming to life and

they were running around. It didn't look

like fun,

I guess. Until you get in the wrong room

in the wrong painting.

Yeah.

What year did that movie come out?

Five years ago, maybe.

Oh, yeah. That was definitely a couple.

That was definitely night museum.

I think it was two. It might be two or

two or three of them.

Fam, the real [ __ ] versions only. Why

are you talking? Who knows? There's

three who knows there's three nights in

the museum.

That was six. That was early 2000s.

First one came out 2000.

You remind me of me. I'm the only one

that knows there was five maze runners.

You watch

Maze Runner was all right.

One and two.

Maze Runner was better than Running Man.

Y'all ever watch Running Man now? That

the honest that [ __ ] trash.

Watch that [ __ ] now. In the 80s, we was

like, "Oh, this [ __ ] dope." The [ __ ]

the electrical [ __ ] that came out, we

watched that [ __ ] [ __ ] Get the [ __ ]

out of here with this [ __ ]

He was ill. The electrical

that [ __ ] trash. Damn.

You know what movie I wanted? I wanted

to go back and see Robocop 2. I wanted

to go see Robocop 2 today. Dash.

Nah. Classic, man.

I want to see the

Was the one with the political [ __ ]

where they got all political. That was

ill.

Two. I think

it might have been three.

Three was three was disgusting.

I told y'all what uh one day I was just

flicking the channels and media man was

on.

Another movie is bad.

That movie was bad.

Trash. But Robocop is like one of those

it's so bad it's kind of good movies.

It's It's so bad that it's funny. It's a

comedy. Few a few of his movies are that

though.

I mean, I know he's boxed off with

Seller and all that [ __ ] but a lot of

his movies and his acting.

We talk about Arnold.

Oh, yeah. Yeah. He was Arnold wasn't

Robocop.

Oh, no. Who was Robocop,

fam? Nobody gives a [ __ ] about Robocop

this long, man. We all get into side

talks and stay there.

Yeah,

I love the side talks. But anyway,

I know. But let's talk about I don't

even know what's important. We're off of

Kanye. I'm going just go down this whole

list. Kanye's nasty, too.

How is Kanye mad at somebody calling his

wife

or talking about his wife negatively

and then he has a song called You're

Such a [ __ ] Hoe. I love it.

I don't I saw a couple people that

point. I don't think correlates at all.

I think he should be able to make that

song.

You're a married man and this is a song.

Knock it off. Knock it off.

I'm just This You're a married man. This

is the content you're creating.

That's That's a real Tiana Taylor point.

I'm just saying. No.

No. You can't be mad at the rappers

loving

ho just hung up with TT.

Can you be mad at rappers loving hoes,

too?

How you mad at rappers loving hoes?

Other rappers loving hoes

or calling a ho.

That's his wife now.

Yeah, mom.

Call the hoes. Don't call my wife.

It's just a bad point.

What if your wife is a hoe though?

Wouldn't be my wife personally, but all

right.

Ho is subjective way.

Some hoes ain't subjective. Somehow,

somehow we've now bumped into a

conversation of substance worth having.

It's a bunch of [ __ ] married to hoes.

That's true.

What that mean? That make your job to

come. That make it your job to come and

say, "No,

your wife a hoe." Like, what are you

talking about?

If I decide to if I call hero,

if we're having a conversation and the

the the whole name start being thrown

out and I and the name I thought just

happens to be married to a rapper. Now,

that rapper can't get mad at me if your

wife is indeed a hoe.

He can.

And I'm not calling her a hoe.

You know, all these rappers beef over

girls,

the same girls,

but you can't be

the same six girls.

And and and that's a problem.

Especially when now the husband comes

out like, "Yo, listen, dog." You know,

it's like what?

Well, no. I just think like the line we

were talking about last week, there's a

line once it becomes your wife, you

don't you just kind of stop talking.

Plus, also, you got to stay in your

wife's good graces. So, even if even if

he's right, you still got to stick.

Doesn't get deleted. But

I'm with all of that. You can't compound

all of that. But now having a record

called You're Such a [ __ ] Hoe. I love

it.

CUZ NOW YOU GIVING ME NOW I'M CONFUSED

LIKE, "YO, WHAT IS THIS DUDE?" So you

love the hoe. Okay, cool. So I can't bop

to your your ho your ho hook and then

now you get mad when I start naming the

ho.

So now you want all the messaging and

music to match the behaviors of the

artist that

I'm just saying if you going to jump out

there and stand for something, you can't

then go in the booth and start spitting

[ __ ] that don't match.

There's plenty of girls that I [ __ ]

loved that they was hoes. I just didn't

wife them.

Yeah. But I loved at the moment that

they were host.

Fine. But now

he might not be talking about Kim. He's

just talking about

some chick that he was really happy that

she decided to be a ho.

Who else? Who do you love more than your

wife?

Are y'all finished with this whole

conflict? Like I don't even understand

what [ __ ] is.

[ __ ] marry hoes. No, you can't go up

to a [ __ ] and say your wife is a hoe

without getting the [ __ ] smacked out of

you and that's the end.

Some dudes marry cuz girls be moving in

different circles and then they rebrand

and they go to a whole another city and

now you married to a hoe and you have no

idea. Yeah, I'm seeing a whole bunch of

new hoes pop up in Atlanta like it's 04

again.

No, no, no, no. A whole new city.

No, no. I called all my Atlanta [ __ ]

Yeah, they know.

They know you down there.

Yeah, you're not low. Different now.

Yeah, you're not low. Um, no.

They do only take like one phone call,

too.

Yeah.

Who they fooling?

I'm shocked that the chicks that can

relocate just at the drop of a diamond.

Why is the whole part of the whole

rebrand like they start doing eyebrows

all of a sudden? Why is that like the

first thing to push out?

So they look more surprised when you

call them a hoe.

Okay.

All right. I'm going.

I just want to know why that's part of

the That was Rory. That was Rory. That

was Rory. How you spell R O R Y. Me

something. And that was Maul, but with a

I somehow.

Yeah.

Okay, I am back. Now that they're done

talking about useless Kim and Kanye [ __ ]

here, let me talk about some useless

Kanye [ __ ]

Now, a few months ago, I just like to

This podcast is only works cuz we like

to come here and tell y'all when we was

right about some [ __ ]

A few months ago

and ignore completely when we was wrong.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. What we supposed to

do,

right?

Acknowledge our wrong.

What the [ __ ]

Yeah. No,

you never acknowledge them.

No, you can't do that.

You've been wrong.

Never.

Me neither. Imagine that.

All my life.

What that mean?

A few months ago,

Push's album came out. Then Kanye and

Cuy's album came out. Then Kanye and Nas

came out. Then Tiana Taylor came out.

And then an announcement came out.

And that was weird. But the announcement

said from Sahi to Prince.

He said,

"I gota put my hat on for this one."

You got to put your hat on.

Some [ __ ] is too funny.

That's your thinking cap.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Sihad and I Man,

I [ __ ] with Saha, too.

We know we all [ __ ] with Si.

We We thought he was kind of wild, but

his album is great and he's a great

rapper.

It makes great music.

Wilding this summer. That's all. told us

cuz you got to say told it when a [ __ ]

start to told it in something.

He said that his album was next in the

seven album roll out. Said Yay is

already on the private jet mixing it

down and he already had 217 songs to

pick the seven from. I love when rappers

tell us they got the 300 songs already

in the tuck. They did it last month.

Actually terrifies me. I don't think

that's a good process. Remember when

Remember when that was like the thing?

Back to Wayne. Wayne would record a

hundred songs a day.

Yo, Wayne got

to be fire.

Wayne got to start taking some of the

bad [ __ ] that he brought into the game.

The same way I hear like rumblings of

people with that are mad at Bad Boy and

Rockefeller for certain [ __ ] You got to

be mad at Young Money, too, for certain

[ __ ]

Wait, what are they mad at them for?

At Bad Boy and Rockefeller.

Yeah. Blowing through million-dollar

budgets.

Well, I when you speak to some older

people, when you Well, not older people,

our age,

right? or my age, you'll hear a few

people say that Bad Boy and Rockefeller

were responsible for women now being

100% materialistic and all the just a

different lifestyle. It was a switch.

It was a change and a shift in focus

because Biggie and Hoveve always wrapped

about just that.

So, so all the broke boys are like

I think T

in the women, not men.

Oh,

they're saying that women changed

because of how

what Biggie Kim whole f that era wrapped

about

the the glossy era. Okay.

Yeah. Oh, shy suits. That's still a

thing.

Oh, no. I wasn't mad at that because

even after that it was still like it

wasn't as crazy as it is now.

Now it's like I'm telling you, ever

since when TI said it ain't tricking if

you got it, That changed everything,

bro. Listen,

TI getting credit for that line.

That's when it went crazy.

Nobody said that before TI.

They might have, but when he said it,

they made it a hot line. He made it a

hot song.

And it's still tricking. It's still I'm

still I'm still on that. By the way,

it's going to always be tricking. I

don't care if you got it or you don't.

It's still tricking.

It's tricking. But once that happened,

women's whole narrative changed. Like it

was like, yo, you ain't what? You ain't

pay. You got to pay for what? Like when

Fox was rapping and Kim was still hot,

it was like chicks was more on there,

I got it type [ __ ]

I got it. I'm going to go get it or

I'mma get with a [ __ ] that's going to

get me like put me in a position to get

it.

Now it's like chicks just want to be

pretty and you just got to give them

everything.

Well, let's not generalize.

Not all women, of course. No, but I'm

just saying that's that's just what a

lot of women feel like now. That's how

they maneuver out here. And women out

here getting into I'm not mad. They get

into it. But it's like I think

that's a new thing. I'm not sure you can

play. I think that's happening forever.

I wouldn't blame Rockefeller in

basketball.

It's been happening forever.

Pretty girls getting things cuz they're

No. No. No. No. For sure. Pretty women

have always had a decent life.

When did that happen in your lifetime

before Biggie and before Hoveve

in my I don't know. I was [ __ ] 12

when Biggie and

I was going to say you guys were young

and not out around the scene of

I didn't change that. All right.

I was too young to notice. Well, well,

we can all get to every point in our

life by the pop and rap group at the

time

for sure.

So before, so Biggie was 94, Hoveve was

96.

Before that is is Nas in '92 and NWA,

Tribe Called Quest and all of that [ __ ]

there.

It was the conscious rap.

Yeah. Women weren't that

then is what I'm saying. Or at least

like y'all are saying, maybe we didn't

see it, but I had older brothers,

uncles. Well, were they not going after

drug dealers and people that had money?

For sure. That's always been the

attractive athletes and growing up like

the woman wants the successful guy, the

boss, the dude that every man feared

like that's always been attractive for

women.

But this era now like chicks just want

the give me the money. Like I don't

whatever you got going on in your life.

You you paying no. All right, then get

out of here. Like that's what it is now.

Yeah. Then it Yeah. That was the era

where you can't pay the rent. Oh, [ __ ]

out of here. Oh, now no scrubs is coming

out now. That that that was that.

Yeah.

So, I do hear people uh credit that to

it's not a whole bunch of people, but

yeah,

they do. So, you're saying that's even

more so today and you saying ti

that line it ain't tricking if you got

it change the culture.

I don't think it was that prominent.

Okay.

I was around high school women so I

don't know.

Can I ask y'all a question that has

nothing to do with any of this? Please.

I love when you do this.

And I'll tell y'all where it stems from

cuz me and Mo was having a funny

conversation that you better not mention

even if you remember it.

Okay.

Now you have to mention it.

No, you can't mention it. Um that's

enough for me to mention it.

Yo, take the risk. Mo

um me and Mo were having a funny

conversation

uh just about lusty texts or DMs that

men send, right?

Mhm. And it got me to thinking of a

question that might sound a little

stupid, but I'll I'll ask it anyway.

How much of women's self-esteem

is directly should directly be credited

to just [ __ ] being horny?

That's interesting.

That is interesting.

Yeah.

Honestly, think about it.

Yeah. Cuz if at certain times if I would

have beat off before I sent some text

messages, I wouldn't have been gassing

her up that way. Of course not.

Yeah, women women definitely got to give

more credit to just catching a man at a

horny, vulnerable moment.

Like, why women don't know that? Or my

question, I guess, is why do some women

put more stock in what a man says while

they're lusty

uh instead of when they're not?

I don't know.

I guess am I confused? And I know stock

into what we say with mad evidence their

whole life that they shouldn't have.

Yeah,

I continue to

I agree with that

because they'll they'll they'll I agree,

Rory. They they credit us with a bunch

of [ __ ] and then they wake up and say

[ __ ] ain't [ __ ] Like, but you believe

us. Like

I I don't understand what's going on.

Yeah, that's interesting.

I mean, I guess

I only bring it up cuz I've said a bunch

of [ __ ] to women while I was less.

And I feel like But I Yeah, but I feel

like they should have known.

I I wasn't.

No, women have definitely like hit me

like, "Yo, you was talking crazy the

last time I saw you." And I'm like,

"Really?" Like, I'll be forgetting. I'm

like, "What did I say?" And they say

[ __ ] I'm like, "I didn't say that."

Like, "Stop lying." Like, "No, I didn't.

I didn't. You got that wasn't me.

You got to deny it. You got to deny it."

Like, that wasn't me with the proof in

the text.

That wasn't me.

Somebody I was going through. I was I

was I was going through something.

Forgive me.

I was still until I'm pardon self.

And then I'm back at it.

Yeah. I just pick up like we right back

talking like we was before that

conversation.

Yeah. Like yo, how's the kids? Like

Yeah. How's your man?

How's your man?

No, that'd be the craziest [ __ ] when the

last thing you said was really nuts and

then you go back on just some regular

Hey, but that text message is still

right above it.

I unend that one. I'll un send that one.

I unend

Yeah. No, cuz Yeah. No, I got to un send

that. Unless you got a memory like a

bird. What's somebody with a good

memory? Elephant.

Elephant. I don't know. I don't I don't

I'm stupid. Yeah. She ain't going to

remember the six months ago. Wild lusty.

No. No. I'm talking about like the last

week [ __ ]

Oh, I'm in a committed relationship. I

don't know everything about that.

Well, this is Come on. This hypothetical

right now. Oh.

From our past life.

Yeah. But that's how my girl think I'll

be getting all my creep [ __ ] off in

hypotheticals.

In hypothetical

[ __ ] off.

Yeah. Yeah. She that's when she's

listening the closest when it's

hypothetically or when Maul or Ish is in

the story.

She is listening for every detail. What

bar?

Who was the bartender?

Um I we ain't talked about [ __ ] for you.

You wanted to get off.

Oh, so [ __ ] Sih High. Okay. Sai said

we were getting seven songs from him,

then nobody said nothing. Boy, do I hate

when a rapper say some [ __ ] and then

they don't say nothing. I hate it. I

hate it. Give me more lies.

Word. You got to live.

Yeah, you got it. Yes, you have to

compound the [ __ ] lies. So now, fast

forward. Here we are this week. What do

I see on my news feed? You [ __ ]

guessed it. Kanye by side hire Bentley

truck.

Yeah,

that was nasty. We got to give that a

nasty award.

Nah, he I'm with Parks, man.

He deserved it.

He was on the front lines.

Word the soldier dancing for Trump.

Gentlemen.

Gentlemen. Gentlemen,

go look at his I'm sure you can refresh

your timeline right now. We got some

Magnum [ __ ] going off there.

Parks, come on. Come on. I can't let you

wear wear a backpack and make these

jokes.

He bought high a truck.

A Bentley truck doesn't even look that

nice to me. Anyway,

fam, it's a nice

Sihai has been writing for Kanye

25 years.

No one buys a Bentley for weather.

He can't even get a beat truck.

He can't get

He can't even get a new beat. All the

new beats is going to Tiana album that

she didn't want.

She didn't she didn't [ __ ] with.

Yeah.

Well, no. If you remember, he moved

right on to the Chance seven songs. That

also never happened. And now it's

happening. That's going to happen.

It's a joint. It's a joint album. That's

definitely happening.

He loved Chance and Chances.

Well, Chance is he wants so many

chances. He wants so many Chance next to

him.

Yeah. Yeah. That album is coming out and