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don't go chasing waterfalls did you have

you ever taste a waterfall no no you didn't know you didn't know you didn't

you chased the water you never chased a waterfall you wanna Buffy let's chase it right I don't think

that's what t-boz was getting that isn't that chasing a waterfall what is chasing waterfalls what is chasing and what's a

waterfall just stop trying to do more age [ __ ] barks chasing and

waterfalls does it move so it does move a waterfall moves can we also get into

TLC car pool shaming why can't I be the red-eyes friends ride but I don't

understand they were not environmentalist exactly do you not care about the environment roaring fossil fuels it's only been

addressed for the past 25 years it

actually got address four months later and then all the guys were doing fine

all right let's see parks is crazy he would be too white six foot six [ __ ] running around

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my check one two one two Mic Check 1 2 1 2 I just want to say right hold up

actually I don't turn this down I just want to say to all the people out there who [ __ ] beat shame to me in parks

for saying the nos his last album just yeah I mean right it was just a little

it was just a lawyer I mean well yeah bTW we were saying the beats were just a

little slow yeah temples just weren't right just just

wasn't a great fit we were saying that here yep y'all shamed us it did

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I won't be shamed again like that by the way we were right

I know the [ __ ] we was talking about yeah Swiss agrees Kayne heard this song

he's talking to Kanye [Music]

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they've been raining for two days now here is our feeling oh my god is so much

poison there's mad poise anytime Naz is about to rhyme with poison it around yeah and [ __ ] nozzle rapper Bell poison

I'm thinking that poisons into the project's vibe hold up now everybody new

to chick with the fat ass in the projects goddammit you kinda can't be

named Judy and not have a big ass you just had to fight a couple of [ __ ]

you couldn't just approach Judy when I was getting this project vibe yeah we

start thinking about Queensbridge I told y'all that [ __ ] look funny with them kanye pictures in queens room anyone

take that same they were thing about judy man

I'm never Brock don't sue me - not fair usage fair use it hold up in court

oh Jesus it's not wait a minute wait a

minute let me let my New York bias out [Laughter]

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I'll jump out and say that's a contender [Laughter]

he was fair let's go yeah when your second bar is about Judy's ass in the

projects right just from rapper brain it's like oh no Judy Pham we all do and

they knew what we were gonna talk not how old is now save on look it up now I've got it before what'd he say if when

you are 40 three young people see that's what's behind when you 45 taking it

there yeah yeah like when you got a harken back to Judy Arkin it's a good

word Yeah right Harkin welcome Lee - Joe Budden podcast

I don't know the [ __ ] the episode isn't me let me just stop fronting y'all 94 Hey episode 194 I'm your host Joe Budden

ill I've got my platforms confused your host maybe that's trash I am NOT your

host I'm Joe Budden yo Erickson's ooh my mother's eyes why and I'm that host thing okay that

was the only reason I agreed to love and hip hop outside of sin was that I would never have to host together you mean parties yeah you're not gonna

get the walkthrough back Omar at that Anthony if I see Joe hosting a party at

the Anthony I'm going there just to laugh yo Joe Joe no support me in anything all y'all do is laugh with me I

spend the weekend assessing my relationships that support that support that was your conclusion and everything

that's craziness real friend support each other no men need to change that no

no cuz it no point do y'all do you is it ever celebratory it's always behind

closed doors yeah so celebratory men no I can't saying for two weeks that we got

to talk about men don't express themselves to other men y'all are my dear friends like I really love y'all

but I have a zero idea what you gentlemen are going through in life like

I don't know what you hu what do you

mean what do I mean you know what that means I have no idea what you guys are going through at all how you have you have

axed hmm that's a good point mm-hmm Sammy yous gonna fly your word

sometimes you got to put the onus on yourself definitely got locked up this

weekend definitely with the smart guy in jail um a little skinnier I don't want

to be the guy to just run up to all the people that I love saying hey what are you going through even though I kind of do that sometimes that's why it's in be

wildin are going through something they

either one of my friends go through some don't feel ashamed to hit me but I don't you know sometimes you don't want to ask

people sometimes people Connor I always let it be no no of it you want to call me a talk I'm here

oh good I did throw a bit of real silly mood that's good I was all your little

into the live into the snap right mm-hmm and you don't be doing should you still be doing the mysterious

who you know I don't be doing [ __ ] you don't know what I'm thinking of doing I don't be doing to do that still right

this aesthetic which is great right but this is the first time I ever really paid attention why is a really nice like

entertainment system got like some

statuesque Andals is not research on

what neon blue does make it green no

wait why say it what's wrong with this thing that takes way too much like but what I thought about was yeah what the [ __ ] is wrong going through in his life

listening to music watching I was watching music videos I didn't realize how many videos I haven't seen

so I was just trying to like just go through and just see sure that eyes and I started with the UM the Bryson in a

her video did you watch the j-rock video see but good videos I watched I've seen the video with him and Kendrick that was

though like how they went to like areas in Cali where they used to like freestyle make freestyle videos and now

that they're successful they I like that whole connection I should this [ __ ] with the video games with the video game me

that's it was hard yeah I watched I watched a lot of it I spent about four hours on YouTube I want to get into her

this podcast it's that it's now it's time she released a new project great

video and boy she's awesome yeah she's amazing but she's Gabby's how old 20 maybe 22

alright yeah we gotta talk about 22 year olds and the season dick that is modeled

them into the person that they are today at this young age just anyone why is why

is Gabby singing like that did ya know you heard

I know you heard it - come on vol.1 fam why is her music so [ __ ] well well

that was part of that was part of the reason why she didn't want her image her

image known is why him there but that's why she hid her face because I content

she felt like was too older then too much older and she was too much more

seasoned than she was she textured and know what that was I mean people didn't any [ __ ] at work with her they said that

was part of the reason why she wanted to kind of rebrand herself and because she came out at such a young age when she was introduced to us and now she comes

back with this content there's so much so mature so it's kind of like this like real mature shout-out to the things out

there hurting women yeah cuz only because of the content that we get okay

yeah like Mary Jay was the queen of that when she was hurt for sure her content was amazing for sure and that sucks Joe - when Joe was hurt

his concentration that's why he trashes a revenue I don't want him no revenue that's why wouldn't you cause you're

happy no Jo Reggie would I heard you were using your happy bag a few times

you try to play with your flow too much

some artists are better when they're hurt and that's that's heroin artists boya timeout today you don't think happy Joe

music would sound different than that it depends on what kind of sunglasses you wear to the studio Rage Against the

Machine you had a record cuz I know where you were at that time you were you were you and a happy place I'm come out

today more today your weight your way happier than yours on Rage Against the Machine I'm dying inside whenever I ask

no I think you'd get in you preachy bag be a lot of idols yeah yeah be a lot of

a lot of talking about yo the last 20 years of the industry the monetization of the discrimination passive wait a

minute nobody would hit back that

you know you don't get to your monetization bag that's for sure your next boss I see is the African goddess

look how to God oh oh oh goddamn look at it got it right but he had her - he was

still woke on those last like a horse we want that though I don't want what Wars

I don't knowledge is never sleep I don't want what bar not ever from nos he could sprinkle but he's never sleep till he

looks books tell me that if we believe in books and now as God is L mean I just

got a family member died did about 20 years

mathematics from somebody back and of course I'm not mad at it he's giving us

great but maybe tried to get me into the mathematics one time I remember none of that [ __ ] got man and [ __ ] got me to

the mathematics one time and they told me to go buy some weed and there was a DT over there so this [ __ ] try don't

about your do me a favor go get this dumb [ __ ] said

tried to get me locked up the [ __ ] I do like the man yes sir I didn't subscribe

to a lot of [ __ ] just off my damn man walks away from some [ __ ] just knowing

they're done with the Scientology little class to see mostly going on in the

whole school that way I don't know if I catch I could be killed with Jose to see

what was happening listen I read all the hangings I read everything that was posted on the wall

someone else did I agree with mmm I'm gonna know okay I think that's what

everything no you learn something that you believe in well there's a lot of religion be so generic in certain places

it's like yeah yeah well of course I agree with that - wait timeout let me slow walk the dog here so before you came in I'm just just

how sick my marinus before you came in and went talking about nothing podcast people if you listening do I now episode give it yeah before you came in somehow

parks and Rory got me trapped in one of those white boy conversations and they've started like reminiscing about

when they wanted to be in a biker gang [Laughter]

let's see where you go with this and yeah I want to be Hells Angels yeah they

wanted to be a story as angel

Gabourey head oh haha so anyways so they

started talking about that and in my head like I was listening because I always was like afraid of [ __ ] like

that like [ __ ] who ride bikes mmm it's like while your psychology is just

amazing so they was reminiscing and then as they was like wait a goddamn minute

Rory wanted to be in a biker gang he's already in a party gang he was in a

college gang gang gang gang I mean that

biker gang [ __ ] to me is I mean I kind of like bike it's not really gangs

didn't actually say any of that but I just wanted to motorcycle clubs now it's

not really bike my brothers in one I've been waiting for him the [ __ ] bump his head for [ __ ] 25 years why cuz me

and my mom are gives him riding the bike a motorcycle boy ain't even going to wear that's the best time to have a bike

a thing well first of all I do not advise anybody to ever go anywhere without a destination nothing the bad

thing nothing but bad things you can end up in the wrong place yeah that's bike [ __ ] just judge where

they go on where how the Sun is they have nowhere to go

oh the Sun is out bike time old lady was go right there to that big ass parking

on a river road I'm I'm scared of people in cars while I'm in a car yeah I don't

[ __ ] a motorcycle at all yeah it was a bad there's a bad decision glad I'd never did so one more friends down on motorcycle oh we got there because they

would tell about Jay Williams yeah sad sad story they said he should've been oh so well

yeah I was saying judging by his just the tone of his voice I could tell you shouldn't just been on a motorcycle I went ahead I want to ask y'all how y'all

weekend was booed 17 minutes in how much are we gonna anyway [ __ ] it as our she was cool let's

go lay back chill and really do too much hung out in Long Beach for the first time I've never actually like been on

that side of the LA area oh yeah he was a traitor was yeah we can address this

we will address this yeah I stayed home to Google the origin of daylight savings

mm-hmm what's guess like that couldn't

buy some I'm sure you're good was this

after you heard the ISIS bar from not uh no get on the daily it's urgent long

back and said why did I do that I was watching Joe Rogan I was watching

Joe Rogan his mic and that it's leaked request relapse and I was amazed that you know he went out there and said I'm

gonna say a bunch of [ __ ] that's gonna get me in trouble and then he went and said a bunch of [ __ ] that should get him in trouble and

I was amazed at a white dude just could say some of the [ __ ] that you could say and walk the line like that's amazing to

me it's not a knock I think it's a great ability well Joe Rogan can fight you so Joe Biden can fight I don't know if you

can fight as good as Joe Rogan or me neither but you never know how I just said this last week you never know how good you can fight in to your next fight

mmm we've seen Joe Rogan fight though we've seen Joe Budden fight mm-hmm yeah

we have no he's a few weeds out there though and why do you I'm not saying you

find him I'm saying I'm not saying you fighting him I'm saying that he can say

[ __ ] because he can fight and if somebody feels like 'we want to run upon them for some [ __ ] he said oh that's

where he was going yeah I'm not saying you're gonna I didn't know that at all see why you got a little articulating

himself so he can cross that line I want to find nobody at 30 years old and definitely don't want to start with Joe

Rogan I don't wanna start with anybody that okay boy wait the more you see you

that friend man Joe Rogan is a professional fight over over where you don't want to watch that right that's

true I don't that's all I'm saying as a [ __ ] that [ __ ] could find the time

to professionally fight not anymore he doesn't all right didn't you think I don't think I can take a [ __ ] dance in the garage that a great way know that

I'm out I'm all for Joe Rogan I'm now into the general conversation because I'm afraid of him but I'm sound effects

is know a [ __ ] in his garage doing some hard you can't you gotta respect the

[ __ ] practices somebody it's gonna work you know I'm mad poor boy you know it's

right yeah I didn't certain things you should but I want to take this driving over you would

like bus a hard left foot something I have my book bag in the front seat with the laptop unevenly balanced and she's

only time I made a hard turn the bag almost fell so every time I caught it really quickly that's how you determine

it when you're in the kitchen alone

daylight savings time sparks capitalism right so I wasn't so what is the real

time is it supposed to be what it is now is it supposed to be what is in the summer except for for the summer wasn't it because it's bright outside longer

yeah you would think they would try to keep it out light as possible love her yeah for capitalism yeah

so no Joe I was blown away I was so blown away even though I wasn't shocked

that I just thought of googling the origins of [ __ ] it's all capital o capital some get to the bottom of Cal I

do believes whatever Google sends her cellphone oh no cuz then Joe Rogan said that you know he was in the middle of a

routine he said humans are only here because the the monkeys back in the day we're doing a bunch of mushrooms in now

we're here I was like mmm I think these alarms though yeah so a lot of plan

guess what I did go gasp mushrooms we took mushrooms and then we made the robots with the origin of humans Oh

Google that's why that's where I get a little fuzzy with Nas that's the problem

with the Information Age it's too much information way too much yes a lot of [ __ ] I don't want to know so when you're

when you're trying to source something anybody can find anything Lester you can find any information so you will support

anywhere anyone can only that's just weird just like whatever that's why I

hate the YouTube conspiracy people like when I tell me this [ __ ] is just like are you watching YouTube video of someone that you didn't even know who

made it or who the [ __ ] they are right and now that's facts to you yeah and whatever I say you can just find another

YouTube video to agree with what you just said and now we're here big facts Thanks so now I'll say hi to

the entire Spotify community hi to the entire YouTube community shout out to

everybody at work shout out to everybody that's out of work somehow do that every week and still feel like I'm forgetting

people but all as well now with that said look what Naz record took us as it

should yeah word one bar just took us 15 minutes okay where do you guys want to

start I want to give them all a round of applause and I want to alert the listeners you know I've been harboring

resentment toward my co-hosts for a little while for their their lack of effort and coming up with some of this

[ __ ] that we got to talk about here lack of effort sometimes you gotta let them talk just telling you my brain

okay Wilson Scott let him talk about and then mall came in with the fully automatic of just [ __ ] I mean sometimes

I just you know I got you know how come I just have random thoughts and I just said you know what this week and I'm just gonna just jot down every random

thought I have and boy that's what I did so periodically throughout this podcast

I'm just gonna toss them all so we can address some of the [ __ ] on malls listen because his list is very different from

the normal [ __ ] which is great great good awesome we're not a normal people

now where would you guys like to start what happened voting voting voting

voting voting yes vote I vote it I voted more vote it yes more vote I voted rory

voted seat save on yes oh [ __ ] I do like

that all of us were cool enough to not put the sticker on there's still some luck no you go in there I'm glad

everyone in here just didn't Rock with a sticker like I was just trying to put the ballot in the machine and walk out

he said nah brother you gotta take this man that sticker get made me really have

a talk with myself about what I had to prove to the Internet nah didn't take a picture no no I wasn't doing that

because I I did get happy when I when I saw people post their sticker and post

them at the you know I was I was I was pleased yes I'm gonna be honest though

like and I was I was think about this on the way walking into the poll and I was

walking in there and I literally had no idea who the [ __ ] was running who was

doing what I didn't know any of that I'm just not the politics of God I do understand what people went through in

this country in order for me to vote so I don't disrespect that so I do vote but

I told myself when I was on that line like I'm gonna start paying more attention to this politics because I shouldn't just vote just to say I voted

I think that service that's now support I support

because I think some people took a comment that I made only about how I felt about voting in how I feel like the government is gonna put whoever they

want I just think I took it away - yeah and I think that was taken out it I'm not saying people should not vote

because especially African Americans a lot happen in this country in order for us to have the right to vote so we

should vote but I think more importantly than voting we need to start learning about politics and learning about who's

running for what because just because somebody is a part of a party that you were raised to support for sure it might

be somebody in another party that might want to stand for something that more reflects who you are as a person and

things that you want to happen in your community yeah and I was walking into that poll having no idea who was trying

to do what who wanted to do what but I voted because I understand what it took

and how many lives were put in place in how many lives were affected in order for me to vote so I need two Democrats

to get control of the house so yeah but I do agree with Maul that blind politics is good just vote for the people that

you did know what oh yeah but I'm just saying just going into the poll with

such ignorance like I don't know side before hearing the issue more right but

let me just say just because you rock with the Democrats doesn't mean that's always what you should lean all right

but even in your ignorance I'm proud of you let me say that because I was afraid to come in here and even talk voting

because of what you said last week I was like that I just don't want it I'm not even feel like having that conversation

because of everything you just said so I'm really proud of you even in even

and you are admitting that you don't know all that you would like to know yeah but that's the first step is going to get the information I think all of us

slept in 2000 then we're we're now 2018 yeah

2016 2001 no I don't think people 14

slept in the case of the presidency I think people need to focus more on the

lower tiers of government and how that affects the president like which is why I'm it's like so and yes it's true I

mean like no matter what all the Presidency's [ __ ] is always gonna be throwing your face no matter what like it's always gonna be on

TV you're gonna know the candidates it's only gonna come down to - at the end of the day this [ __ ] is way more important

and way more not thrown at you mm-hmm you don't know all these names all right so I don't know people slept more or

less than 2016 obviously look at the results you could certainly make a case but that's why I think midterm is more

important in to some degree more to really learn about this [ __ ] before you walk in there right I agree yeah so I'm

making it my business to learn more about politics it's good good good I see some clips going around disappointment

though I see well speaking of disappointment I see some clips going around about voter suppression and go in

it just on a couple couple places they're gonna try you oh yeah they're

going to try you the clips in the clips there are no power cords the entire

building has power it's like it's like you know what they'll do anything like a

whole other country affected our voting system I don't know if the United States

has that power to affect another country's voting system even if they do voter they don't like we can't affect

another president sitting in the seat in another country so how can sock in another country affect I'm sure we have

but that's beside the point yeah absolutely oh yeah when we've

invaded and blown up every [ __ ] thing over there oh yeah I mean in that case that's drastic measures but literally

nuts in Florida yeah that year what they found our ballots on the side of a road somewhere like a whole bunch of that it's like that's what they decided like

to pick what are we talking about right

now which is why I'm saying like I do want people to vote I don't want people to think that I don't want people to

well I mean I'll go with the the most obvious thing ever of how they're doing voter suppression it's not a national

holiday all right these will that work have to make jobs that have to work od hours they don't

have the time usually may not vote for the for the bankers let me take a brief let me interrupt briefly to say

that Spotify we'd like some clarity on that by the way the whole job vacation

thing whoever vote whoever is sitting in

the seat has given us locked up which I

think about my brain and my upbringing like God pin wait not in the Spotify contract was there any HR contact like

hey if y'all ever have an issue you know HR know what we're doing Google cools did I answer the phone okay absolutely I

go I think all record labels should just bring it everywhere I mean she got a single phone

no the record business is definitely a good example of life to some degree you can take that everywhere that's true alright so come on we didn't want to

start where do you want to start it's all wait a minute [ __ ] give me a cig let's start there because boy I've been

I've been dying to talk about music I like a lot so I was just saying a joke

before it's like what Jake rich has a very good album who's this Jake rich not familiar I think I should know you're

with Jake rich yeah tell me more good project do a lot of dope rap things radically right I mean well look it up let's find

out Rory what do you think about Swiss uh for the anticipation of how long it took

I saw your tweet echo all day long man all weekend actually um I did want more

records I thought for how long we were waiting for this and the [ __ ] he teased on the Just Blaze battle and I just felt

like maybe there would be more here well he said he's got three albums coming up he's got a RB well he's got this one he's got a RB one that he's got an

anthem one maybe I just wanted the Jay and AHS record that he teased I mean nothing yeah Jay critics and braven

swear I'm getting it okay yeah good project hood favor okay real cool

project check that one out huge rowdy rich has a really good project oh the bullpen was lit yeah rowdy which

hazard I like rowdy rich I got to stop getting more tennis on yeah no he got

the hottest song out right now by four in my opinion oh yeah Moore's been saying it Rory come on I was getting to

that oh yeah but aside from that I [ __ ] with it I love to push the tee [ __ ] I had to

run that [ __ ] back twice just to catch everything that push it was getting that on there where's that guy on the Swiss album

anytime we talk about yo-yo I like that mule roars that guy that likes music

music oh really [ __ ] with like the Jim Jones Roy's that guy that guy all that

[ __ ] we were making all of love Rory is the guy that would like my music now I'm

enjoying your analytical breakdown I mean I'm cracking on you but I'm enjoying it I had to run that one back a

few times just to catch all of the math I was a it was a good story no I get it I know and I would say was

out of pushes wheelhouse more or less but you know it definitely was not the

last three Pusha T products we've got like it was some real real super in-depth [ __ ] I like to producers epic

film scratched at the nos record I'm allowed to say I heard there's a big

version of echo big did a different record though he did I know he did the two chains what you just said ever loves

it cuz I don't know if I'm 11 we said it I like that work that was

hard I would be interested of his pink version of echoes a rumor yeah I know he

did the 2 Chainz record which is great yeah I'll [ __ ] with the rumor if he didn't start it that's a fact I wonder if we got the

original if we got the remix from how it was worded we got the remix to mean how

was worded to me hmm damn whose wording things to roar we got

to figures it out he was out there at the little Oh traitor Colin no I didn't get this didn't happen in LA

where I got this no no but you was that trader con don't was that over there at Trader Joe's no he is a traitor to Joe

know that was coming would you like yeah good points how

other do you want to report back to us I would jump in we don'twe was uttama I don't mean I don't really have much to

say about about this without you guys spoke with the French record I really like that one Swiss is a really good

salesman for sure like producers have to be salesmen I think he's number one at selling [ __ ]

like when he starts screaming on records I start like all right I believe you yeah or when you watch him play his own

music it's like alright was this has to be the greatest thing ever that's how we look at battle I mean his music was dope

too but that actually a little saucy put on everything tough too alright so here's a trick question for everybody

where do you guys rank this album in Swiss his album disco what do we count

the Rough Riders yeah compilation joints cuz Swiss pretty much produced all this

[ __ ] his albums he got albums no I know he does yeah he has out albums it's a

couple others that we gotta kind of know my head's not the Rough Rider

compilations that he produced all oh okay I'm tomorrow his albums this might be the first one I could be

wrong too he didn't really make every be on yes that's an interesting pink right

going to records he didn't into a rap did three I didn't know that I just went off what Wikipedia said don't trust

Wikipedia bro right they change that every six minutes that's it sure it's five or six records Wikipedia's for the guy that would have

joined the biker gang so we'll be back

we'll get back to that will go with Parks's it's too early and we'll get back to it yeah cool about a Saturday

parks and I were vibing out to make Jenkins before everybody walked in he's dope it's the first time ever really

I've heard like maybe a song or two I'm with you and I I knew he was dope but this is the first

time I really listened to a whole project he's really don't he's a lot doper then I thought in my head I gotta go back to all the other [ __ ] now like

five albums before like albums yeah but then you start judging and then it goes like like when you catch our artists

when they are uh when you catch some of their later music and then you try to go

back to the earlier [ __ ] and you you catch them experimenting yeah maybe Frank Ocean put out that 109 track any

yeah Woma anytime you get like a artist that kind of transcends to that next

level they always try to do they print [ __ ] like just beat you why does every artist have to go like alright I'm gonna do my prints experimental [ __ ] now no

just go make channel orange bro yeah I'm not mad I'm not mad at artists

experimenting but no I don't know I feel like when they try to experiment they're just doing their prints impression I

don't feel like they don't let valid yeah I don't think they really experiment I think they just go listen to the 40-minute album every other fight

they need their one weird project yeah

solo on here somewhere yeah now you alright Stiles put out a great album ourselves

as easily top two of the hardest working man in hip-hop this year and probably

one of these nights of the sleeper hard as we put up four projects is in yeah yeah four of them and they're all good

that's a lot that's not easy and [ __ ] all the juice - juice bars right -

that's a key part - listen I'm saying yeah I'm serious I'm not joking right

that [ __ ] been active interviews he's going he didn't know he did the whole press press press run with Dave he does

the podcast what is the real yeah he's got another podcast he did his own his own podcast he might have a deal over

there with mass appeal yeah sure that's the stylist I said loot over every guy for sure yeah you know how I feel about

style yeah and have you kept that same energy and Soapy's that night man that's all Vince

staples my favorite project from him this far yeah I liked it yeah it's very computery

yeah I was into it you gotta be my defense I was in Long Beach when I

listened to it a little different way that might have played a factor in it the environment is that when you was

being a trader yeah this trader air maxes on jeans Metro boomin zone

I think it's not actually I saw great reviews for what though from like people that aren't you wouldn't expect exactly

bro it's imposters to hear all this [ __ ] music sorry I was just about to say I just heard and this is because I

had a weekend in the house I just heard money bag yells out some good albums too

much listen to eight new albums this week well didn't it I like money bag yos

album and a lot of and I feel bad because I should talk to talk about this album over here cuz I play it all the

time Kevin gates out [ __ ] with Kevin

gates man I don't like that dude he's like I like I found his Rosic through his interviews like I didn't know much

about his music I went to see interviews on him and so I said let me go listen to his his work and just hear a certain

[ __ ] I'm like I know I know what type of dudes like I [ __ ] y'all go start the revolution he's one he's one who might

be a chance to be great he wanted people that might be ballin Kevin gates podcast I'm listening to

that live hundred percent for sure lit and onto the ball gate and I would join wrong movement for sure whatever

movement y'all create whatever that highness yeah I mean I [ __ ] with Kevin gates man no weird you oh my god Knicks mates they

be like friends mates new album EP some

[ __ ] it's a lot of aliases I'm still listening the belly's out I didn't click that

it's a lot of [ __ ] mutant action Browns room Adobe's that yeah it's a cold white piston derringer and [ __ ]

party coat its each four days I like action anyway but there's one name that

you guys left out in the whole equation new album well we yeah we just kind of brush past

the whole project but oh no we got to get back on that but before we get to her it came off Friday

you tell what take up last Friday night I didn't listen to take off yet this is talking about the legend you guessed it

no one guest keeps away Oh

shout out to keeps what man shout out to keeps where yeah but man how's the album

just trying to like make some young songs damn it was Keith tiller he put

let's put the Beijing on the vocals what

somebody talking his flow he darkened his flow and all that you want keeps old

oh [ __ ] by his old out keeping doubted me a new album is called playing for

keeps right so I was hype when I saw a legend beggin as long as he's begging on

the project so he's banging he joined a game

I don't want to hear sick you so I say Nina no no part that was the course drag

was very important if you have which I put album together some advice you have

a new artists out there if you want to make albums let's track one you sweat

how to make album is crazy thief

KEF come on bear eeny meeny miny moe on track one like I

need that on at least six before you

start and I don't want to hit keep so

much Janina though like yeah I missed that ball keep walking around with the hamster did you google the origins of

eeny meeny miny moe nose now I'm hearing no I did not but damn I know about here

I said that I would love if he has a feature with them that's good I want to hear it I definitely hear it but I don't

think that that's coming back it's over for that oh man that's pretty funny that was funny did you guys hear - uh this is

often attended but I just read it earlier the story ODB making honey with Mariah she was amazing but I'm sure it's

probably the best story of ever it was amazing and is there footage of this did you hear no only me and parks

alright no no move on it no no no look hold up hold up all that well I need a video of them in the studio making that

record was a story I've heard of doing anything that's in there here we go you ready I'm ready I'll try to read

quickly this gentleman says Rooney let me not do that he says I reached out to

ODB n he wanted 15,000 the rap on the record at the time that was a lot of money but it really wasn't for Mariah

Carey's budget so no problem he finally showed up three hours late and when he got there it was about 10:30

at night he had been drinking and was on the phone when he walked in irate screaming at some girl how he's gonna

come kill her he's going to kick her ass and then whispering I love you then screaming again this went on for an hour

no judgment here he finally came out and

was like yo pardon me this [ __ ] is driving me crazy I need some moet in some Newports before we get into this

record I said I want to stop at him say pardon me everyone

this [ __ ] is why I said it's 12:30 at night bro night now bro I don't know

we're going to get moet from he started yelling at the assistants calling them white Devils saying you two white Devils

y'all don't want black people - [ __ ] they went out they went out for like an hour and the only thing they could find

was some Heinekens he was so disgusted he threw a bottle on the floor sounds like a Rory wild roid go Rory

yeah you've always been there throwing bottles at this point Mariah had been

calling every hour an hour wanting to hear something over the phone tommy was pissed because Mariah was keeping him up

so he finally got on the phone with ODB and after that finally we started to record he said one line me and Mariah go

back like babies and pacifiers then paused said yo I need to take a break

went to sleep for 45 minutes you woke up it was like yo let me hear what I did so

far [Laughter]

waking up sale everybody done man have

you heard album but everybody's done that we played his one-line back he's saying another line or two and then

slept for another hour he will come up with a line punch that in go to sleep he went to sleep three different times in

the middle of trying to get that one verse done if you listen to the record now on his verse you can hear it's

punched in in pieces he actually told the engineer y'all better have your [ __ ] together and recorded right because I'm

not doing it twice I stayed in the

studio until we finished it so I was sleeping in the studio and Tommy and Mariah called me and they said they

loved the record but Tommy had a bright idea let's get ODB back in the studio and instead of just New York in hangouts to

align for all the cities I said you've got to be kidding me of course

ODB wanted another 15 grand he came back to the studio a little more mellow but dead tired he's sitting there picking

food out of his teeth he pulled a piece of food out of his mouth so big it was scary I was like how long did you walk

around with that food in your mouth like he'll is unbelievable then he fell asleep on the couch kick one of his

shoes off his foot smelled so bad we we had to let him sleep and leave the control room eventually we got the other

parts done and that was that and I thought the story was over there's more

a week later it was time to shoot a video we reached out to him and he

wanted another 15 grand sounds about right no problem so I sent a car to his house

and he drank every friggin thing in the limo showed up at ripe Leyland in New York and went to his trailer I asked him

do you need the stylist to buy clothes for you he said nah this is hip-hop

I'm just Rockets with jeans and Tim's right that day he was in a trailer in

and out of consciousness when I said we're getting ready to do a scene he said I don't got no clothes how am I

going to do a video got nothing to wear I started screaming at ah Mito let's take my corporate

credit card to the mall odo dirty disappeared for a minute and we found him in a store trying to buy Louis

Vuitton luggage he said I'm going to use it for a scene on a set with all these

bags of Tommy Hilfiger clothes and Timberland it was finally time for him to do the scene and I promise you he put

on a pair of jeans and Tim's and said I'm going to wear I'm not going to wear shirt

I don't need clothes I wanted to shoot him I have an idea I want to tie up the

clown oh [ __ ] I have an idea I want to type the clown plus Mariah turned him on to peach snaps which she always used to

drink he drink like two bottles so between the hot Sun and him drinking two bottles disasters that day whatever whatever so yeah that was story that

that's I thought that was a great story

Rooney we needed ODB and that's from Billboard I took that from billboard

that was hilarious great great great story Rooney all right what's what else is back important in the world let's get back to

Rory at trader con chatter con oh wait before we do trader con ladies and gentlemen that's right you know what

time it is and to all you people spamming my mentions about how you pay a lot of money for adblock and don't want

to hear an ad during a podcast guess why they pay me a lot of money to get around your adblock so guess what you're gonna

get buddy [ __ ] hang up he feels so

bad because I'm with you guys with AD blocks and block it become goofy ass Joe

alright ladies and gentlemen where's Brooklyn at on BET's hustle in Brooklyn

Danielle isn't just ambitious in business she's a go-getter in relationships too you see that move she

made on Jesse and here comes Darnell trying to talk to Jessie about a woman

he Nev instudio the best ones wait Rory where is this going

only one way to find out you guys keep watching hustle in Brooklyn or catch up

on BT now app if you're just getting familiar hustle in Brooklyn is all new Tuesdays at 10:00 9:00 central on BT

it's not like a movie phone guy select

three I'm certain that there's a lot of money in being the movie phone guy I think the guy that invented movie

phone that was him it's over oh I think so yeah that's interesting yeah really like the site for the

[ __ ] [ __ ] there's a lot of [ __ ] that [ __ ] thought they would need that we didn't need everything is just a new

world version of that's true everything I usually save TV guides all right they

always sent you a new one well what did you need to say uniform

exactly Bart what are you saying mom a few years ago we were in st. Thomas and

the four one one in st. Thomas is a dude that answers the phone that's obviously from there

and he just tells you what are you

laughing at st. Thomas no cuz listen it's a dude that's his answer to form one phone oh and you got a week with you

looking for like you caller yeah I swear

to god it's like you calling your boy he's like not make the left at the stop sign go straight how he went too far I

swear that's exactly how that was that was the concierge I thought that was great I was like this is late I love this

phone then it definitely caused the urge of call Noah for one really yeah seriously full one for darling remember

that story that's all on here about ja Rule um over my back during my big money

fantasy football laptop mm-hmm how's he doing yeah wasn't was he ranked now in the

standing I play him this week okay you got a little side bet going no

is he doing better than you I just want to remind you guys for the people that didn't hear this was my first live

fantasy draft and it appeared to be Ja Rule's first draft to blank the game

didn't show up with a game in with like a pencil vine is here none up a FISA

[ __ ] loose-leaf like a button down

like a GMP I thought all the [ __ ] on NFL's new 4040 wait we don't know what

so then he was using my laptop I thought this is a draft party he was using my

laptop like with me and I really felt like he impeded on my judgment of quite a few times but I mean I love put it on

me so what did we gonna do right he was whispering uh it's murder in Java rule leads the league with a seven and two

record I faced him I squeaked out a win

so I'm three and six which matters none I just want to read you guys his team

from your laptop just got to be careful when you laugh a [ __ ] bit yes from

from his laptop he has Cam Newton at quarterback Kareem hunt Lamar Miller Michael Thomas was

killin Robert Woods Vance McDonald and that's where his team falls off with

Cole Beasley the Cowboys defense and Mason Crosby a kicker yeah they're

projected with a nice eight you've got Cam Newton Kareem hunt Michael Thomas

and Robert Woods and Lamar Miller that's all you need mommy listen Tobias all my

squeaks on now who's bench is not so great best of luck

some you killed you with your own laptop yeah I'm a little tight about it because I feel like I made a wrong choice

somewhere was he talking you out of [ __ ] I think I went for a Jimmy or an when Michael Thomas mistake what an idiot I

am a complete idiot really aboard to know when your idiot honestly yes all right another amazing fact love after

this match well if 50 keeps doing whatever he's doing with these shenanigans with job I might squeak one

out you might have said some [ __ ] I don't think he's rattled by them anymore alright part of his everyday life he

rattled by his man going to jail for those fake cabanas over there in Dr yeah

why do la fire la people called the other dr yes the new york i mean it is

the dominican republic it doesn't matter it's not but it's the are yeah it's dear alright come on let's talk about some

important oh [ __ ] fam i was waiting all [ __ ] week to

get here mmm-hmm come talk to you guys yes I was really excited was the song

you wrote the thing that you did there

[Music] hey hey hey hey hey yeah yeah you were

in the trap this weekend no Beebe's was in the trap oh thieves

was in fact in the trap hey hey that [ __ ] do it all colors tell me you in

the hood like Bebe's in a trap I see

what you did there now those making any good saying they

have even a metaphor [ __ ] blows to us before we get there at all like this is

the only place we could really have our honest discussion about things you got to be careful about where you're at

where you going because that's where you can get your [ __ ] head blown off at I

learned that when somebody tried to blow my head off or might be forced to do push ups and say or that I'll take that

over why was the form wild was the Biebs see I was worried about Rory over at trader

con why was Biebs in that particular

part of town Rory but I went through the same so he just didn't tell us I do have a dear Leroy be getting beat

up out of town you don't tell us meet up like physically yes yeah noxeema white

people black guy right back pink and

they could be in the mirror with the spoon you know a lot of flack for that

ice on the eyes understand why you even

did all my yo Joe is so dumb you son I'm and I'm you know I'm just saying Nick

fam you did not need that big-ass towel with that isit it's like stupid deep brain Joe thought that that would be the

perfect alibi in case somebody died out there outside of the trailer no no you

didn't have to open I was icing my I wasn't listen I watched enough law and order to know that if there's video of

your alibi then you are safe that was my jam in the first six not with these trolling videos my jodan really hard

Thank You mall forgot a whole Ross take on his uh robber got a spoon on him then

we'll do Thomas not Justin Bieber in in the projects why was he out there come on give it to me for real honestly maybe

try to avoid traffic and try to go like the local wave and what yeah I did three

that they did it on purpose but sure he went to Instagram shake crib and caught a flat is one of those times

that a dude will go yeah security wouldn't know oh good thing yes I don't think he

leaves his house without it yeah yes but that was funny like the way there was

cutting edge the clip never tried to get triple-a in the hood

takes a while and if you say I'm not be but did not believe in anything man whatever hanging up with you if you ever

do is justice Micah whatever if you've ever just been in the hood to hang out

with people that you probably shouldn't have hung with you were gonna end up doing some things that you probably just didn't

want to do so sure that's a fact they put that [ __ ] do the hood trial I'm

sure he got the knowledge - yeah but that's dangerous - see that's weird get

tricky cuz your knowledge and your understanding of things versus the

Street [ __ ] knowledge and understanding and interpretation of things and just have that conversation

go sometimes it's really weird hey my eyes you told me what time yo you

do me a favor going stories just give me something to drink boy did that turn [Laughter]

[ __ ] you mean yeah order stole few tiny his things yeah well [ __ ] right it's on we hang

out every day just parched

now you [ __ ] yeah now you're smart now your parts would be [ __ ] for being parts yeah yeah yeah you ever order like

some ovaries or something and then the [ __ ] that bring it you know is like a

felony some food yesterday I wonder I thought he robbed you give my fool

frontman now the fellow drivers a little scary too yeah he was looking at me like nah no cinnamon next time I'm gonna call

you little before cuz I was down here for like ten minutes I'm like fam I came down as soon as you call me you'll hand me my bag I've

definitely had the felony bird driver charge us a window down in the back it's lively hey man you mind if I put the

window down no guess I'll just swing low

back here waiting to be Easter you know

that's the funny way let me Baker confessed admit man slimming we'd be about discriminating against

weeds the drivers better believe

oh wow you're nuts to get in somebody's car or let them come to your house wait

repeat man they don't get bigger we done

demands it like kind of making model is this car so we were like can you please

please just leave the food by the door now would be out I mean just just leave

him go ahead it's [ __ ] up sometimes something is leave it on the door spicy - yeah like they spit into some [ __ ] I

say leave it at the door not hanging on the doorknob sideways gravy hanging home

alright [ __ ] you [ __ ] well do nothing

will give one store one night I was home alone on a Friday night could Malachi

like kind of like Friday night sandeul's Friday night I'm gonna crave sitting out partying AK and young cool I'm starving

but it's Friday let me sit up on this

green when you stop near me you make it

man left Joe would order the Jack Daniels taken when it's all cold in the

restaurant in a steak for delivery no separate restaurants you'll want to get delivered like a chain though if you're

not eating that [ __ ] fresh out the kitchen because that shit's coming from the package not even that Applebee's car side to go [ __ ] works

unless you drive a honey try to order breakfast in the movies be a great guy oh honey that was gonna be

hard as ordering breakfast in general is kind of trash pancakes are gross yeah certain time

french toast is hard mediately i'ma [ __ ] one eggs I swear tell you for real so do

you give them bad readings are you a bad rating everybody gets a four I would read I would read your Yelp page Joe you

gotta really do some dumb [ __ ] for me to not give you a four because most of times I'm not even like four isn't that

generous by the way there's only five forms ya know how many more generous I'm a 5 or 1 you get 5 or 1 there's no way

between for me damn yeah I don't I don't even rate but for dinner I don't think

some when there's only 5 for every dinner if you're not a 4 you should almost not be allowed to drive uber she

go ahead and get one of them [ __ ] cuz now uber try to give you some metrics go ahead and get one on the news he's only

completed 400 rides I experienced that and tell me about it

uber was giving free rides to the polls so people can vote that's pretty low that thought was interesting I do enjoy

the fact that companies now really really big public and private companies

are forced to pick a side yeah you gotta figure que you you have to you have to

pick a side of the fence like even in business and and that's why it's interesting to me because you know they

say all the money is the root of all evil and business drives everything out here but today

how you feeling on social issues it is connected to how you're conducting your

business and it's not just in music and sports it's all over it's all it's all

over the industry and I'm having a really fascinating time watching it that's all for the tangent but that's

where that's where I am it's pretty interesting watching the corporate well scream Plus well some of them I'm not gonna say that that great when like all

your consumers are a specific group of people that's true like it's not that crap break it's not that groundbreaking

when you like yeah I'll [ __ ] with Trump and you know you [ __ ] with major cities

like that you consume I don't understand you mean time we mean I don't think it's that groundbreaking when companies are

picking aside when other consumers are on one side if you're [ __ ] with like a McDonald's that serves the whole entire world and they're picking aside

yeah that's that's Adam are born that's really poor business thinking McDonald's is not thinking like they serve the

world they serve pretty much every community in the country I don't think

they did I was using an example of what I don't think well let's get a bit more

specific Nike pick pick decide did with their Kaepernick support yes he was

already a Nike athlete oh I Nike I thought that was admire but because they served though that did you mean that

they couldn't disassociate themselves oh no no no or not take a really bold stance in the matter even if it's for a

fraudulent stance I won't speak to that I don't know but the fact that they did it so I guess is that like your McDonald's

Theory Rory no that's a company I would say that's admirable that they took that stance because they do serve the whole

country people buy the shitty Nikes man

so no but wasn't that speaks to Rory's point too but the thing is they can't

Nike if they would have tried to detach themselves from Kaepernick in that situation that would have hurt Nike that

would have hurt me for sure Rory definitely Tommy but Nike does a

lot with showing this dance is all about equality sure by even with their athletes yeah I'm confused that's the

one Rory doesn't give more credence to that because the company is widespread no no I am I just said I I applaud Nike

for doing that because they serve the whole country but I'm not gonna do it for every company that like only serves

a small or not even a small but just a certain part of the world or the of the country rather like alright yeah we know

it's not affecting your business at all hmm okay I'm just not no no you say like

if it's a Wrangler if Wrangler didn't make a stance yeah it'd be like well

that's irrelevant to this conversation I'm talking about the companies that are making a stance on either side not the

people that are being silent Wrangler is silent I don't know where they stand I don't know this that's my point

Wrangler stance right if you pick a

company that specifically their consumer would be a minority and they say [ __ ]

Trump I'm not like whoa great political statement from you guys it's obvious that's who do you serve with I'm sure

you think that it's just not I'm not thinking you're you don't get doing something groundbreaking okay with that

all right but that thinking is still hazardous in business because the goal of business is

business so it's still admirable to me when a company even if you even if it's

obviously visible what their stance is or should be takes the stance maybe

that's me as a black person versus you as a white person but I still think it's

nice I'm just not a I know you're taking that stance it's not I said weird times

in this podcast when someone does something right whether it's for good intentions or bad intentions you still have to applaud it I said that

yeah I'm applauding in February like

when I watched if you watch Saturday Night Live and they went against Brett Kavanaugh I didn't think that was groundbreaking how did we get to this

enough okay that whole entire audience doesn't [ __ ] with that side of the world we got to this when I was trying to walk

you all to Justin Bieber copping no I

mean no no no Justin Bieber has wait he's not going there to cop they come to

and he's not copping yeah like [ __ ] me standing on the corner like [ __ ] pull up to your hotel now are you we didn't

pills or whatever else you want okay Justin Bieber doesn't copy we've just walked into a very hypothetical

conversation so let's remove Justin Bieber for a second cuz we [ __ ] with him and olanta all that matters is great

wait hypothetically speaking you don't think Justin Bieber will copies on drugs

from like a hood no no I don't even think that's all hypothetical I think that's a coffin firmed hell no I know regular [ __ ]

that don't do that [ __ ] that's worth all those millions and staying and that's why I'm all is so hard to figure

out what does because if I ask you that same question as far as famous [ __ ]

going the hoods to get [ __ ] you would say it happens 100% but then when I ask

you about it as far as famous [ __ ] going to hoods for other things you go back into the know that person would

never do that even though you know instances where famous person would would act outside of the Knowles Justin

Bieber that's one point you not only dabble in not just famous people in general Justin Bieber is not going to

the hood to cop drugs or [ __ ] women but no it's not even that now a lot of dudes are not going to the hood to cop drugs

like drugs are people have you know are delivering drugs now eats front now a

lot of the delivery drug [ __ ] be trash now going now going to a woman is different I want to see a woman is

different that's totally different that's like you know you know this girl she has a own place whatever whatever

you probably been near a couple times you might even be paying the rent if you're a celebrity like that there might

be like your little side chick were you guys were you guys shocked at the amount of push-ups he was able to do or not do he was gassed by like six well we don't

know what else they had him doing you just saw like it was yeah like we don't

know what he was doing that might have been the last of the little clap push-ups yeah like he might have did

like a whole set we don't know what I don't want to know how they like how it started like you mean Roble pulled over

broken no no no I'm not about that of how he just started doing push-ups what you mean I could tell you I can

guarantee you that it started with whoever the gentleman was that initiated the conversation would beeps let him

know that that was his hood and price doesn't feel like you leave them smaller in person so please have to let him know

like now hole don't get too [ __ ] up that's bad because now if I do have to

defend myself my hood yo you good out here mmm yeah I mean that's probably what initiated it and

now you know that you have to do whatever this person says yeah but then if you mention because it could end up

what just happened to a lot of people that person is in fact not good oh yeah anybody that's ever said that to me no

they weren't good they were at least no

you should never take that take it with a grain of salt right oh um anyone that

says yo you good out here this mileage I got you yeah that's why I stay home this is my my house I'm good

at home I can assure you nothing is gonna happen to you all right ma let's

go to your top your your your list of topics over here and delve into your brain and so what's happening up there

well that's just the thing you have quite a bit on that list so give me

something all right let's see uh more what the let's see is always good

wellness sinners you know a lot of women on these wellness centers these places where after women get surgeries and no

plastic surgeries they have to go to like these centers to take care themselves and make sure that they don't get any infections and setbacks from

surgery wait I've been wondering for

five years now that's what they were doing yoga and getting juice no that's what the Wellness Center's us like it's

like the aftercare centers like cuz Joe and I asked a young woman this a couple years ago that owned one

and she could not give us a straight answer of the place that she owns all of the women I know that participate or

work at a Wellness Center they can never describe what happens at a Wellness

Center all I leave that conversation thinking as well wellness is important this is important

why I asked was there any doctors at the Wellness Center she said no no I said is

there like masseuse is there she was like whoa some of them mmm I was like can you get

a pedicure there well some of them mmm I could never get a straight answer on what exactly was always out of what like

if you had to go to the health department and be like all right this is what needs to be in your wellness center couldn't get a straight answer no I mean we can

speculate all night but you know it's definitely a front for other activities they might be selling [ __ ] in there's

what you say you can get you you can get well in the back of a well in front and nests in the back you could definitely

get the nests all the way in the back last on the left come in well yeah and

they get that nest get that nice guys just that's what it is bro we just got

to stop calling today when you walk past you soon as you just give a salute and keep walking you got it okay it's somewhere where you don't have to do

like the code happy-ending knows know what it is a happy meet everything is happy it's happy that's where I am don't

you pay if your work right now don't you worry I got a topic coming

we've got a couple of dikko we cracked a mystery but how do you conclude that though have you ever seen when a woman

leaves the Wellness Center I don't know it I had never seen the chick go to the Wellness Center yeah Joe we gonna solve

this mystery today but we always see when they go in we never see when they leave the or we know there's codes that

we could use new 20% off yeah uh-huh this I'm going on I'm just trying to

tell you that your women run a sick game women are the world's greatest influence

for sure oh absolutely they are give me the ball have any wellness

centers you know in the city they help it's a secret society I never told your

dad I'm not telling it now either because we just talked about a bunch of [ __ ]

one day I'm gonna tell the story when I went to the spa would like a woman hmm

like she booked it double massage sounds like we're here now no no no no no no

parks no we're not [ __ ] you tried to change the waterfall at some point you gonna walk me right to this one painted

more than a toes the chick book the double massage and like when we got there she thought it was cool like for

me to get the dude the masseuse yeah like she took the girl oh you know maybe

I got to do just stop just stop

you have a gentle hand already know we bout to go it's a uncharted territories wait hold on you scared the top we was

talking about tell me you had a massage from a man

you know you are nastier than I thought you run away it's time out time out the

tub I don't think that's right that's nasty there's no way it knows they're all going to cover it over no yeah that's my

little hear me out at leaf okay damn I have given crucify even this is America

you knew when she took the lady use I Aldous we got there and that's when I was faced what they asked for by the way

let's ask her you know asked her she was aware and they asked what you want you can ask for

two women you guys for two men you could ask for a man or woman or or they tell you what's available mm-hmm so they

asked her I was not a part of this procedure hmm I was not a part of the thinking or the decision-making so fix

your [ __ ] face it's fixed so when she took the girl me being a huge LBGT

community guy I just thought it would look away in the moment to say you know

what Duke i'ma just chill just keep my shirt on and then and then a part of me

felt like like I had a lot of stress in my face

[Music]

[Laughter]

you said you know sometimes I've gotten a massage like the deep tissue massage

from a woman and she hasn't been able to get all the stress out you bet but I

didn't want to be - Franklin got you

right Frankie out it down got you

but we always ain't never had that mustard all my way to a a woman could

alright but half way around your backk can be stressful your back could be

stressful ball yeah crazy you would have

made it awkward I want to play now will prefer a woman but if they didn't have a woman available I'm gonna just got to

come back another day usually the stress yes yes well I didn't want to be that

close money mm-hm it was a good deed good gesture so I went near and how was

the massage I laid that was a conversation [ __ ] Joe try to keep it straight Wow socks off

I didn't lay down always 30 was at 60

was at 90 that's also so you know it's funny when you lay down types of

massages like the thing is you booked those types of two people massages for

like two people experienced but then when you do it it lay down next to each

other you don't get to look at the person toss your face down so you're going it

adds those sensual sexy music or while Ricardo [ __ ] stars he did an outer up

in it did he ask you the oil with you up

at the shoulder area yeah okay then

that's how you know no no no no no no

I'm cool good that's what they get a little flavor what I did you not maybe

doing it like they pull your limbs and [ __ ] pause so like you like had his hand

on mine like shoulder they pulled my flake back some type of worry

for two in the fullness I'm in the Boston Crab with hot oil oh that's a

nasty massage turn it on some house music did you tip away from the two half

off the boys IG I didn't take the survey

why save on still laughing I take it everybody's having a blast huh [ __ ] out

of here anyway I never wear that Wellness Center I never went back kind of music you know I never went back it was Kenny G or some [ __ ] nasty massage

parlor how was your girls massage lovely

you have no stress no stress in her back yo how y'all feel about when we shaving your legs what is that like a must

[Music] y'all know such chauvinistic Pig it's a

barn in the back yeah he's saying that from the doghouse shut up

get the [ __ ] up no I don't think it's a I don't think it's as serious as they

may think some women are hairier than others

I'm only asking because I've seen a woman having this on her Instagram last week they bring their little stubble to

bed get over here and a little stubble i'ma rub it to get you past being

insecure too I should cut up your hand I

don't know yeah how do you feel it can't be too too area we can't be ridiculous with it

but if you like in between the shave a night oh yeah thank you a little stubble I'd like to think I graduated at some point to the

chicks that like went to some building and had all types of tubes put on their body to [ __ ] the rest of their life

sixes get go chicks is going this places to get vacuumed

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like star wars lasers microwave is crazy

that's wow that's definitely shot six NPCs five keyboards wu-tang's first

album on vinyl and no Michael got the [ __ ] with that [ __ ] name and Rob the medicine business he got Marge vs.

wu-tang bars good [ __ ] [Music]

that's the fighty fighty yeah staying strong for he's not buckling on

that one at all I give James props but

that's where it stopped apart the [ __ ] is I went the breakfast at [ __ ] 11 a.m. ordered

dinner from the breakfast spot and would like far here go parks man so the dinners in the car so would

everybody leave throw it in the oven yeah that's it [ __ ] met his [ __ ]

revolution against boy that looks kind

of funny for me I'm gonna [ __ ] all y'all up all right let's see so what else is important what else is important here

ja Rule fantasy o-69 vs YG 6 9 vs yg and

academics vs. the shade mall is

responsible for that titling don't all you Act [ __ ] come hitting me yo you man phony I used to do whole show

together like y'all be riding y'all be riding like I'm just telling you what's going on mall said act was fighting the

shade and I said he was in the shade at night which is funny now I'm done

ok I'm not done more like he doesn't like fall uh I just need somebody to

tell me why Takashi and yg are indeed beefing they've been beefing for a

little while with Instagram clips yes but once what is his beef it's got all

over the [ __ ] la whatever Takashi said about La it was definitely when he was going on that LA tangent I don't think I

ever made something specific to yg but naturally why did you replied and then it became about watching so the rumor

has it that act on that act Takashi was not allowed into trader con Rory was was

Ray be there no room wasn't it really that's why your pics was trash when you

really see no dope it's do we get any

dope pics Rory I'm a kid and play was talking about that so Rory and kitten play and

so that's all we got shout out the kitten play yeah that was cool man damn [ __ ] ain't got the back of ray V on deck that's crazy to job one

there now Raven grow a little assistant now at the Palooza I know so now you can't even hire backup

ray V work you gotta go to baby D that's crazy we want to talk about Murder Inc

all right come on let's get in some way to talk about [ __ ] for hour and a half we never talk about [ __ ] which I don't I

don't I'm confused about this watch G no Takashi thing but I will say this though

about Takashi you know you know people know that I I support Takashi you are there for me it's very way more way no I

mean I just my support listen man he's a young dude making money making music

performance he could be doing a lot other crazy things in the world so I can't not mad at that I will say a lot

of his ways of doing things that's kind of like fam just focus on the music you got the audience already you have the

following and you make good records so I just stay in that and and live in that

and don't you know all outside [ __ ] can't ignore it but I think he's you know his reputation is he's a he's a he

wants this attention and this negative energy and you know what and I don't think that's what it is I think that he

really is at a point where he's like yo I just want to do what I do make my music and move on move I'm not checking

there with nobody I'm not doing what people want me to do it on your own provision so your check that was away

well I mean well it just seemed like you calmed down a little bit compared to what he was doing before all right Mall

Mills shine shut up keshon did you see the battle no haven't had a

chance has anyone in his own team drop what did you have to catch it on that

lot his rips out but I had a bunch of

homeboys that was there they were they would let me know what was going on in the room tell us what was going on in

the room um I mean from what I was told they said you know milk he had a UH his first

round was really strong but then they said after that she was just the the years away from the sport I wanted to

show her it's knowing me funny if we talk like we cool mills no no I'm just saying like I'm just saying that's what they said they said you could just tell

because I that was my fear about the not fear but that's what I was worried about what the battle was in and and and and

with Joe - when Joe stepping today is that battling now is so much different

from what it was when Mills was active like back then you could have the same

boss 450 battle rap [ __ ] now your boss have to be kind of constructed to one

specific person and it's more of a spoken word thing now it's more acting

you have to do with this your your setups your your performance like it's it's like back when Mills was doing it

it was sounded like freestyles that he could have put on a clue tape right you know saying that it was different now

it's like you have to be more into a performing type of thing Oliver I want

to take the loss on on my battle versus hollow but I will say I think me and

Hollow would both agree that shady [ __ ] that whole battle me she actually know I

know that Hollow would say that because Hollow dedicated damn near half his first round to addressing it actually

like that part of hollows first round I know that was part of why people said that his ship was corny that was part of

my favorite thing that he did Wayne oh yeah that wasn't because that was dope you guys are exploiting battle rap it

was dope if you're artistic and creative and you appreciate things like that if

you just want to see the [ __ ] tada the [ __ ] it's probably not so dope but see

yeah I hold a little bit of grudge about that because that battle meet me battling hollow it was like on my bucket

and it was on my bucket list cuz you want to do that type of thing in front of a battle rap crowd I don't think that

entire building was that which I think is different from a smack battle or RBE battle or

somebody's it's just it's just you have to you are you've been in a different

mode no I agree with you let me say that you're right yeah like you have to be to have two feet in that you have to it's

more of a performance thing now see back when you know [ __ ] the in the early 2000s when [ __ ] run around battling it

was like you was just writing [ __ ] for whoever it was yeah I just got boss you

do the perfect Ally for me to cup another plea really quickly that's the other thing it's like it's not to you in

those shoes that you're able to appreciate it once I had to actually battle and then

you had you take three months and dedicate it to one thing in one person if you don't care as much yeah it's it's

important yeah boy is it overlooked until you're in no shoes like you get in

that creative mode where you like I'm about to tear this [ __ ] up and in one week you ain't right yeah it's a

different type of hunger I guess so cool [ __ ] you have to muster up the energy

required to do what I need to do and that's why you know I had a lot of

conversations about surf I'm to surf about when he was trying to juggle artist life in battle life two different

heads head spaces two different routes two different everything's sometimes

when that battle money is so great you're taking it right so surf went out

there a lot of times when he bad will concede it he was dropping a project oh you better get your boots smoked yeah oh

you think it's for play play but surfers actually wanted a few that actually does translate from records to battling

really well oh no disease top two in that yeah what I'm saying I'm just

talking about the difference in creative space is juggler persons making a song making

a project trying to gear your career towards weed you want it to be mainstream wise commercially or were you

trying to go versus locking in the battle one person mm4 have along some of

these battle rappers some of these battle rapid remember when clips went on a spree boy was I amazed how are y'all

writing for these specific people in three weeks memorizing it now you onto the next one

like even over saturation and battle rap is like [ __ ] detrimental right

detrimental yeah mainly have to write for two people at the same time right yeah so Tomales point I thought Mills

did a really really really great job as someone who's been disconnected for as

long as he has mmm no one else is overlooked and goes

unnoticed bono quick do you think Khe Sanh was the right opponent for him yes

it was too because it's it was probably easier for Mills to write for cash on

because there's a there's a lot of personal connection yeah it sliced a lot of you know personal relationships did

wrappers your rap name and it sounds

like nothing it sounds like absolute this was this

was the this was the crossroads I was faced with when it was time to sign my major label recording contract damn I

don't have a rap name let me try to think of a quick rap name whoa that can't be my rap name these [ __ ] would tear me up who are

you somebody names you know I don't remember right now mold I had enough of you are

you guys copy an MC do I really want Rory I'm not MC deficit no I know I was

just asking hypothetical I wasn't putting out a project as MC def stairs asking if someone go and hole walk by

and depth ups came with the contract

said all right what should print your name [ __ ] and now what's your [ __ ] I wouldn't sign a messy desk there yeah

but your rap name so when Kay shine starts his first round and says ubereats hit up any [ __ ] ride

wood mills oh wait a second alright wait didn't really factor in this [ __ ] name

is Mills yeah rounds with a lot can mean slides oh man REE pronounce it in

different ways this is the other thing I'm mad at in better at since we talking my batter up from it ghostwriting see

what's happening no I don't think 100% happening I don't think it's happening

in better rap and in battle rap is the one place where the rules should still

apply however in battle rap they no longer apply either [ __ ] should apply more I

think in battle raps these [ __ ] with these little rap cliques and cruise the cruise I don't know I don't know a

collaborative effort yeah I don't know if you look at their friends behind them it's not just your pen they all their

friends are ending their bars that's true that's true and that's not the city that doesn't city dear oh my gosh no I

could be in a studio or whatever 100%

know that that's what's happening I don't think that he open to spit this to you this many times that you know it that well definitely they're definitely

having collaborative writing parties and you know you write me eight yes that's

the male version of a tattoo party wait wait what you haven't a two parties so

then the fellas just get together with my rounds we can we write rhymes together can we have rap party first of all but [ __ ] I would tell me

yo we having a wrap party come through some bars chicks have nothing dude some

wine and some wine chicks have tattoo parties they have the sex toy parties

yeah none of y'all ever was with the

girl it's at Friday night I'm out to the sex toy party oh no for sure doesn't do that

[ __ ] when uh they just get you know they've been ran through at the club so they have to find new ways to go out and

hang out they just can't go until a new club pop up they got a killer la became

a [ __ ] he got the blue and asked him if he had it on him this week why are you asking I don't know gee Roy I'm good on og robot

I was going somewhere before dude what are we talking about batteries

Mills people righties for entertaining [ __ ] rival Mills that's what you say

I'm done with ghost riding in okay in bed a rap okay did you guys see bodied

huh then a new Vin Diesel movie bodied

what is that rock no let me see what else is going on nothing

tell us what body do suits parler you go to it sound like a movie hey y'all ever had a girl culture here

no my mom women ask me a thousand times my mom cut my hair when I was in this sixth grade [ __ ] me up cut more of this

year akut [ __ ] no [ __ ] my whole [ __ ] she

tried to give me the fade she didn't

blend it she just cut like this ladies no this was 90 oh [ __ ] nomadic without

[ __ ] problems was getting it in it ain't hard to tell 94 Wow [ __ ] my [ __ ]

up your coat was mad it was disgusting and I was going to a birthday party a skate key so I went over right sure

everyone was really nice to you about your haircut it was you know what though that was my first lesson it was my fault

because she kept telling me to go to the barbershop and I was like I'm going well

you know you young going to the barbershop seems so far out your way you wanted to be on the block with your friends you ain't like

I'm not going to the barbershop right Baba closed a no cut get the hole cut

mom said you know what teach you a lesson when I tell you to do something you won't do it where did you ever get a

bull cut none that's what I had it was a bowl oh [ __ ] she was the bull used a boy now

parkas talk about the white boy polka ya know I had the skin fade my mom gave me

the ball and she ain't blend none of this so much she was like Oh cut from

here up although cut was that she was

terrible my mom would let me get three cuts in our brown parts even cards or three cuts no a muslin let me get I'll get a part

in my head I'm one of three parts on the side of my head I think my mom's let me get that eyebrows my mom's late if you

come here with child I was cut thinking find somewhere else to sleep all right wait hold up we got to talk about Floyd

cuz that's your man yeah man don't do that that's my man what was Allison percent

more Floyd Mayweather was my man everybody knows me notice that's not

true what are you talking about right now mall I feel like I've heard I don't know who said he was running from everybody he ducked every Lester if

that's true you're right you talked about the rail he's still running in his

retirement he's still running but can I ask you a question yes do you think Floyd is broke broke no okay broke can I

ask you a second question mhm what does broke me if you I mean in my terms I'm using my broken floor new

this is a weighted [ __ ] where [ __ ] just they would lying to me I think if

boy will go with my money he would kill us no I think he's rich person broke where like you just don't have the liquid cash

at the moment I don't think that that's true like you know rich people can file

bankruptcy but they not broke it like he's broke he's taking the low-hanging fruit I just know I here's

what hacky I wasn't that few is the low-hanging fruit I think that I think that I think that what he's doing is

he's chasing the Billy maybe so Joe's nephew is the way to the Billy

more than you would take in a fight oh yeah if it should weigh more yeah so way more it's kind of like if you retire

from wrapping because media makes you more money I mean you know I'm happy Floyd is why I retired from wrapping parks no wait hold up hold your case for

a second speaking of narratives boy the first person to run out the trend always gets killed really kissing Gregg really

you're Gregg the Frog really kissing Gregg the color if they don't get the

[ __ ] out of here with this [ __ ] Collette no I'm gonna keep wearing grape you just stole your man I just keep

weird Greg quite a [ __ ] kid and Greg for kissing Greg I'm not wearing Kiffin

Greg so you can be great kiss I'm not wearing Greg or Keith no I'm wearing Greg without kiss okay

I don't need kif to weird Greg all these clothes with the mergers I'm telling you I got a real special podcast coming to

explain to y'all about mergers and brands and integration and all this other [ __ ] but let's let the jokes live

Rory you were saying more money doing the [ __ ] altar you left rapper media

cuz it was making you more money no you can I mean you're about to come out with rage too and then media happens to be

underpaid if I tell you about what I made a conflict you will not say Joe Budden stop the big you were underpaid

that like in the beginning obviously at the renegotiation that goes without saying but no before that contract

started I was well aware I was underpaid the other thing about it do wait tell me I'm not have to go back to what let me

explain but that's the thing about business sometimes you gotta get underpaid you don't know of course and as in it

there's the person being underpaid you got to go into it you know what your goals are to know all right

I'm gonna take this short right I'm gonna take the cut so you know that was a short and that's okay and I told in

before day one and dad was a [ __ ] Shore yes so now can you not relate

though to the fact that he can make more money doing this animation in this whatever the Japanese is also old all

right let me not have to actually fight old man what I'm saying is this Floyd do small and in Floyd and he's not

gonna box him and I haven't checked I haven't checked this box I know the kids not gonna be on the box with it Floyd is

one of my top earners and in sports history I would definitely have it but I

would definitely definitely wanted to pursue the point that I've been making for well over a year fifty is made it

has made it as well even today is for that type of earner the behavior is a

bit off this fight rolls right in line with that assumption this fight rolls

right in line with what I've been saying about fluid inside career he never put his self in a position where he felt

threatened or felt like he was going to lose or he's never put himself in a

position to never need to work again that's how I interpret it I mean listen

it is how do you wanna I know that what my theory in this point my entire is

it's like so you're gonna just fight so you're not really retired because you're

still you're still fighting you still getting in the ring with everything he's fighting a twelve-year-old right okay

but this is what this goes back to what are we calling this a fight this is what I was saying about Floyd is entire

career he ducks who he's supposed to fight and fights who he wants to fight

because he knows there's no real danger there I know I can beat this dude right when Pacquiao lost like I talked about

when he got knocked out I said now Floyd will take that fight because once a boxer gets knocked out

the way Pacquiao did they're never the same again yeah and you know how to knock about though 50 said

champ is fighting an uber driver before the IRS and heiresses him again pay-per-view my ass

we watching this on YouTube 20 years old the kids 20 yeah oh no it's a standard

age for a fighter he's Walt he's listened he shorted employed me well no

I'm not 20 years old fighters reckon we talking about for Floyd I'd not let's

contextualized no no that's that's fun awesome but don't laugh it I got about a

17 year old not gonna laugh at that he's been doing this [ __ ] he's doing it with

somebody that's not an actual boxer so are you entertained no no I haven't been

entertained by Floyd fighting years I was kind of entertained with the Conor McGregor [ __ ] but this not cool that

wasn't very entertaining I'm cooling this one Floyd she just stopped well you know

what comes after this stopping he's going it's gonna fight TI's wrestler no

he's won he's won Morty's away from putting the boxing gloves on a kangaroo I would even write like my next my next

goal is to create a slate that doesn't include me

by his on-air talent right and that's early in my in my career switch for

Floyd to have Mayweather promotions you would think that he would have for Floyd to be on defend like he can't walk away

from the game tried it with ol boy Broner but plus you can just get that just didn't pan so well

ticket for doing the show yeah I missing y'all missing at all yeah y'all talking about surface [ __ ] no but you're the

type of person that Floyd is his ego he needs people to want to cheer for him he

needs to be in the spotlight ya know that establishes a dark deep recruit I'm just saying it is but it's the truth you

got to look at the type of person he is he needs the attention on him he can't for him to just focus on his boxing club

and and breed a new fighter that removes him too far to the spotlight hmm you know I'm saying like

that takes him too far away from from the people cheering for him he still needs the people to cheer for him so

this is this is just his way of he doesn't want to do it with none of these active voice that's in his weight class because he didn't get his head knocked

off yeah so he's not that's a fight which is he's been doing his entire career safe entire career entire career

okay certainly the last 10 years I've disagreed his entire career he's taking a safe fight more hate Floyd I don't

know he's technically to been raised by boys I mean I hate you man you lie to my

face all the time see exactly it was something else important I wanted to talk about

Otis wasn't important I'm just petty thing I will say is I know some of you

are curious about the break-up but the truth is it's nobody's business and sometimes things just don't work out

and that's okay she's a wonderful strong person and I genuinely wish her all the happiness in the world now please go

vote on Tuesday P Davison you miss

that's devil you miss sure Joe Budden

start Oh Rosenberg of course it was Rosenberg a [ __ ] course who else

would have started that beef two [ __ ] we shouldn't be involved in the culture yes it was them too Thanks I'm joking

I'm joking by the way because Pete Pete is fine but when what's all this enables

people Rosenberg but when Pete Davidson goes on Rosenberg Show and throws all

the mud on my name it was just confusing to me but I understand what that's like

when you in some new [ __ ] that you like a lot

so I looked at the Clipper was like yo who the [ __ ] is he Davidson and why is

my name in his mouth but I associated that to him being on P Rosenberg show now fast-forward every other millisecond

this [ __ ] was super excited to tell us about the vagina he was in I understand that as a man hey I mean I don't go on

press runs about it but I get it been there been there no judgment we all can

qualify facts but on one of these podcasts I said I don't think he's

thinking about like if it ends well I'd say two weeks ago I think he was the

only one on earth that didn't know that this was gonna be the end result very soon

hold up for a minute Weedon [ __ ] we

didn't hear nothing helps you said what was the first thing you said shut the

[ __ ] up I'm gonna unpack this here now did you hear the first things that you

[ __ ] right you did about the break-up

oh [ __ ] that wasn't just love how I can tell

that Saturday Night Live fam we don't care about you alone like you have to

say you have to address it I know she's killing you in the public but it's us my

[ __ ] get out there man you gotta let you not hurt well that's why I keep

playing it cuz he said I know he said he gave out all the hurt indicators hmm

she's a great girl yeah fan your heart I wish I wish you the best

Omar no my favorite one is I just want her to be happy or no you don't you may

not want her to be happy plug in I want you happy even if it's not with me no [ __ ] out of here shut up

off me I'm Xena I don't want you happy if it's not with me quick sidebar guy said on Monday go

puff gotta sell puff out we ain't nobody ever covered him and gas he's a little split and you know I

wasn't gonna do a cover vault and cuz I've lost some chick before you gotta let [ __ ] mourn but when you're mourning

the chick she send you low happy birthday that's art well that's in fact whatever

that's hard as hard that's hard if all I'm saying I'm a deer she was gonna do

that fence off yeah she loved them probably still do love them they were

together for a really long time yeah I mean happy birthday yeah gotta be happy birthday dude it don't have to be don't

don't take it for granted no no I'm not taking for you are you right but I would assume that it would be there from her

no I'm feeling away if we break up in two weeks later my birthday happens you know when you have a birthday buff's birthday party looked like it was

a blast it looked like a lot of fun I was supposed to be there I didn't go I couldn't I couldn't make it to sit right

with me to fly to a party I mean it was it was puffs party though you could find

some way to no I couldn't just feel better I couldn't honestly now he's got a lot of yourself if I tell y'all how

corny I was that that whole morning and the night before it's really common I don't tell y'all so don't worry about it

what no no way but you're shopping to fly to a party first while everybody was at that party is LA there wait did je

steal your suit again is that why you didn't go and I would have been the only [ __ ] T an all-black following the

all-black rule J [ __ ] was blue did show me to invite I didn't really see where

you thought it was an all-black party just cuz the invite was black it didn't specify

alright the phone call yeah this is all black so I was expecting it to be all

black boys do with me okay but forget about that just flying to a party oh no

too much work to do Rory flew so hard his party Rory flies to parties for

living and it's killing him inside that's a fact

yeah negative exploiting his soul Jesus worried um my new party because you want

you didn't want to fly to a party what does it say to y'all about the guy that flies to a party

Rory aside y'all judge the guy that flies to a party if you're like I judge

parks I'm worried for one to be in a motorcycle gang have I have a flown to a party yeah yeah I'm all drove to

Montreal to try to get ass before so I won't think I'm some crazy [ __ ] I don't think I wait twice in the same night you

use a while [ __ ] how you drive tomorrow

twice I always you forgot something oh don't worry I know what the gas station

is OPEC man sandwiches the cooler told of Qatar yo get the cooler don't forget the cool that's when you

kill it when you can pull over and go in the cooler a long drive packing them

bricks [ __ ] I know what I know it's

inside them paint cans oh hey I'm gonna paint they're gonna paint with all right

yeah I know bye I'll eat those but they're Rico's [ __ ]

jail before [ __ ] no Marga right some deep caption at me for cease and desist

I'm betting your calves would be deep I like all those it's true but yeah I'm

not I don't think I'm above flying no party I just don't think I was ever in the tax bracket to do it I would do it

depends on where the flight is to how you program yes no I was saying that you

need to reiterate it that's what I was saying big broke overdrafts a is I know

some of you are curious about the break-up but the truth is if it needs business and sometimes things just don't

work out and that's okay Pete Davidson

Peter PD what y'all think is middle name

looks like a mark Todd a long time Peter Todd - [ __ ] you dog you made your

relationship our business without even asking us for every of it second I damn didn't know how she feels like Jesus you

are a nasty dude I know he was doing his comedic routine like you know just trying to be funny as he expressed his

love and joy and happiness about being in this relationship with this girl who you knew didn't give a [ __ ] about him

that always hurts like when you know the girl don't really care about him before

he knows huh she been at this song about him afterwards no she made a diss song because Saturday Night Live is a huge

show yeah what about him okay Oh y'all acting stupid

I'm a senior these bars via the insta count insta comments yo you on my dick

get off my dick [ __ ] ass [ __ ] that's what she said that's how I read it that was that was the quote and then because

the rumor is the rumor is that Pete Davidson had a whole bunch of [ __ ] plan

and then he pulled it but they forgot to pull that promo suit in that promo went out she snapped on him and now we're

getting this bum ass [ __ ] PSA where he's lying [ __ ] face there's a scare so he was

gonna do a skit or something yes I'm like that I've got that that's the rumor Pete Davidson fade back to obscurity

okay get the [ __ ] out of here we don't care about what you had to say

first we don't care about the last thing you had to say you don't care about you thinking that we're all curious to know

we're not we're not curious at all it's only yeah yeah even if she's not yes

yeah yo she rebounded from you too like another minute later like with the

besties she told you not to worry about that's just my brother yeah

oh ma let into it mall had another good topic on that list yeah see you were

saying why why men don't why men act like they don't know oh my god they

don't know which man a girl would cheat on them with because she would never

[Laughter]

[Music] I think Rory would act if his girl - eyes go cheat on I mean I don't think

you don't criminais ting things on this podcast let's talk about murder that's when you

know you mean on the state that khaki corduroy state a stakeout corduroy with

the church socks not pulling some [ __ ] that little one

agile then I can move around rival wait no you didn't give me enough context I mean like if hat did he did he find out

who the guy is he is important what a [ __ ] knows when he finds out his girls cheatin did he

find out who the guy is do he just know there's someone no he's talking about just like what hypothetically yeah like

you know like you know he's man personality and like you know her now

straight out flat out just found out oh man boys kill himself no killing himself

yeah [Laughter]

oh you've gotta watch you gotta take

yourself out we have a contract did you read the desk law

[Music] take yourself one day Rory would take yourself out I wouldn't do not shoot

some up but no no that's only if he knows who the dude is that's true then

oh he doesn't know I'm like spread oh I know what a dude is he is taking it out on himself he's gonna end it right now

you probably get a tattoo though he has tattoos we're gonna do one no I'm

telling you internal struggle nothing I think we really I think you'll get a new haircut what can I do with my hair how

about you let more there's not much you still trying to hold on to the buzz but

the front is oh yeah I'm aware what do I look I look more born on this than I am in real life but it I'm still what do

white people do about that you should let it go yo you gotta go full Baldy longer so you can like I'm not too

scared of the [ __ ] just I got a beard at least that'll help that seems that you Rory definitely could be the

Olsen twins brother where are the Olsen twins some way look in 93 at 33 what

about 93 billion dollars big count you [ __ ] those into it I'm cool you are a

liar have you seen those news no it's just a sweetie with that I've seen them no you also asked have you seen 93

million down no but I've seen Olsen twins I would not get a ride in spot if I got deal guys they're lying no I'm

cool you have to get aroused to have sex

unless y'all know some new [ __ ] out that really you know it's nothing some visual

cues cool I'm clean my creative juices

don't go to it right man we got sleeve please no I wanna know

we didn't answer malls question but I want to know - boy I gotta leave here oh

yes answer malls question now that you

do the subway you know I wouldn't be

jumping in front of a train men waiting

for a train we someone's killed themselves and I haven't gave him a [ __ ] about their life but I really do like

just go jump over the bridge I would take that dramatic exit make my

mark on the E train don't even drive

fast enough to kill you yeah like damn so stupid just hurts all right

all right goddamn it all right sleeve is real yeah I want to answer that question uh you never been in a row I know my

girl would cheat with I don't think it's he on a tailor yeah I got a list I mean

if you trying to have my brain venture into the dudes then my answers no no

because those really be acting like nah [ __ ] wife you holdin it down let me get your girl that's six eight minutes just

walk to the road you could definitely take your girl nothing talk about it Joe okay nothing say not Sam - [ __ ] you

don't think the [ __ ] you know about talk about is I'm walking for ya you think no

[ __ ] join this club down the street party are you back you don't think you

have any characteristics that maybe your girls exes have like there's not a common denominator that another guy

might have [Laughter]

[Music] similar tree I mean that sparked Maul

your thing will do yes men in relationships are not they should

our brain it that's what I'm saying it should it should that's all I'm

saying that sounds like you're saying that men in relationships should worry about brainpower thinking about the other men

that the girl would sleep with if they weren't with you no I'm not no we put

like oh you mean a while they are with you yeah you know worse no no I'm what I'm saying is you should always be aware

of the relationships that your girlfriend has with certain men there's

all I'm saying no I just sound like a bad fight yeah like why it's just

there's certain things you shouldn't think about that relationship like just flat-out I just gonna bring so you

telling me you telling me that if your girl just keep randomly popping up with male cousins oh that's a whole day just

said the men in her and the minute that she has relationships with in her life that's what I just said no you okay I

was going to your original point of saying thinking about the men that could possibly take your girl no I said the

men that your woman with your girl boy you don't think I've worn that hat to

the next step you don't want to fix it no I'm not saying that I'm just completely I'm just saying like if a

woman says that she has all these relationships with certain men right at some point yep just naturally you have

to start to think to yourself like who are these dudes know like I can't be

crazy when I think like that that's not me being jaded that's me saying okay who only B's cousins that you just have all

of a sudden know who all of these well what use that you're hanging I was run over the weekend I do wonder if the spy

shop out in Queens still there the spy shop like where you get like little cameras - [ __ ] I'm sick

I know where there's one I used to go to the spy shop I won't know right on

Queens bully yeah yeah I was a fine

shopping cart where did you put the bug because that is a shame how they make

how it makes us sound but that was the go-to in the spy shop the bug yeah rich put the bug that's how you in a van and

headphones as I grow scar record it to life but I'm trying to change that bug

no I say I'm sick though okay I don't know but I'm a fader culture but I don't

now that is a little like extreme I'm just saying like a state of cultures oh

yeah that's a little extreme I don't think I would go with that cuz I think when you're at that point you feel like

she is all is so much that you don't know when you get in a relationship and you can carelessly said you think your

girl is cheating so you're going to the spy shop so that's what okay so that's what I just said I said that's what she said

he thought his girl was cheating yeah at that point you feel like your girl yeah that's not sad hey we're talking but why

was that so I'm just saying when you're at the point you're going to spa shop to buy equipment it's like you you know

your girls she you just need to prove it now yeah that's why I like men's men's

intuition a lot better than women's intuition because men's intuition you

don't get to it it don't come off in but when it come we go to the spa shop we go right to the spot we're not just gonna

come to yours I feel this way yeah my stomach is turning yeah something's just not sitting right

yeah yeah no no here's the pleasure [ __ ] I got the track in your trunk

seventy-fifth like I said like talk talk that [ __ ] like what I don't want say v v cuz I was almost

we're waiting right here I bought a new iPhone just to find my iPhone do that

[ __ ] in your trunk it's been sitting there for a week that sounds sick talk

about murdering yeah you know what let's get it I'm sorry I think I did some point photos my bad I didn't mean to do

that when do I want to talk about uh what do you want to talk about Thanksgiving that now next week right uh a couple weeks

with ya yeah let's say that I had the big-ass dining room table in my house for move because my couch is coming so

now if people come to my house which is the big house so that's wherever family comes to Thanksgiving ya know what it's it yet that big island

yet the big island was given Paul can't

have people sitting in the kitchen around on well he got rid of the table

yeah you gotta do something I'm hosting on the first time this year it's a big

as I will that Rory's hosting Thanksgiving let's let mean we could save this for when it's closer but just

leave that on the docket friendsgiving or actually things you know like for my family Oh dad your house yeah let's move shack I

put up a big-ass fold table down that dope I'm not the one cooking my mother

supposed to do stove towel

I do stovetop they invented stovetop that stress wasn't come on Rory's out front man claim y'all wrong [ __ ] pumpkin

pie don't know I like apples later who do they got no cobbler over there [ __ ]

I'm going to Rory's for think I'm gonna take this rory's cobbler it wasn't

now I want to come I want to come to Thanksgiving just attend me don't know why people make look orange cobbler

cobbler it up pumpkin table if you guys are done with the the easiest time of

white people cooking have a blast guys are very original as a white person it's

also the most accurate back door is cobbler the joke survived no you know I

was hosting week I mean we can do a deep dive wait get some real Thanksgiving but dive I definitely want to see the plates

it's really brown and white that's when you knew if you had mouth my family is bad at cooking so I mean I'll take those

white people jokes that's good Paul you host was bottom father word what he says

his family could cook I said okay say you don't think it's family bad at cooking soda all my jokes don't apply on

Monday and I backed out I never had metalloids family's food I'm not ruining

his mom's house huh Rorion going his mom's for a little late night snack yes

I think we're right there to squeeze in going I eat them a mother sells often no

I'm a good mom I'll never cook she cook

now they've got it caterer my mom's

phony all right I think we I think we've done it I don't think if nothing else to talk about

I asked someone want to talk about but save on [ __ ] nice save are there's a

good dog oh let's just approach it then easy on that microphone it's only one

way to deal with it say well I got a got a tech head on me talk about it apologize Bart's gotta be a parks with his girl in

the next room yeah just say sorry yeah say sorry bro yeah man save on do what I do by cable get Wi-Fi

and you live and you live in that doghouse then you live in that doghouse you stand up in that dog yes well okay

cable in my dog house Netflix in my dog I'll be chilling in that [ __ ] do y'all

um well you said is Roy's fault I don't even know your girl oh I knew you had

one 1,000% nobody talked about and I

thought about that too so it was like

yeah but I caught it though what I caught it now I caught it that's [ __ ] up when

your man's catch it but you know we do have the edit button on here

I definitely okay oh that's great what's the doghouse do we have a clear

definition on what the doghouse is the couch and while y'all think about it I just want to say I wish y'all sleep on

the couch where do you go my [ __ ] bed I would never sleep on the couch ever in my life

I never have I never will chauvinistic Pig No we'll just laid next to each other angry I'm not sleeping on a couch that's Luis sometimes yeah you

got to feel this man energy yeah I ain't really get it when I was trying to explain it so let me get my back cause

my [ __ ] bed I'm sleeping there she's gonna take all the blankets fun I'll go get some other ones cold sweat

that's on the family in case you know trying to sleep mad is great are you

serious with the eyes some crazy [ __ ] eyebrows off my name once you finally

pass out you get that one stretch it you ain't mad I was a girl ominously talk about it 10 minutes when

I'm awake sleeping know when I'm kicking your ankles awakes lonely Joe be sleeping in the ankles Joe Joe only Joe

angry in his sleep no we're going to bed beefing it's an out so now cuz cuz sin

petit she gonna turn her back to me first now I'm mad so I gotta kick you an angle

like when I turn around got aggressive

my penny ashes makes mad noise she trying to sleep yeah that's called

roaring need a better plan somebody making crazy noise in the crew well

maybe I felt like come like bang felt like cooking with the door open just make it turn noise its [ __ ] Turner

Turner only built 4 Cuban Linx to start making total [ __ ] turn that [ __ ] down [ __ ] 2:00 in the morning Joe can't it

be so simple anybody can go to sleep

alright no I'm finished a Joe I'm going home I ain't even going home just the

funny part is there anything else that we missed that we need to discuss every

party already got her Reebok do cardi got her Reebok deal and that's a really

big deal cuz at some point I do want to have further conversations about integrations and just brand

consciousness and all that type of [ __ ] there's a lot of mergers going on out

there some of it is writing kiss say oh yeah yeah yeah gif I'm copping a gift and a

bike that's a fact I think we're in a

motorcycle with some gift who would sam-i-am

sidebar would she go in the back he's going to back okay my dad still rides a motorcycle yeah it's like his means of

transportation okay they're highly efficient on gas mr. Oh Department and

parking too I think that Carter food about [ __ ] is is big like I said I do

want to discuss that [ __ ] further at another time because I want to do some research the research part comes from me

reading the article that said I heart Apple is in the process of maybe

purchasing I heart or funding them while backing them or investing in them and I

do want to do some type of something to say what that means for us what that means for Apple what that means for you

what that means for everyone in this types of types of creative space it does

mean something I'll tell you have another time not now because we just were I was going on it was like a

computer money my Twitter timeline wait why somebody told me cash doll was

trying to vote for Trump no she was trying to get us to not vote for Jamal well it's important

did you vote for Trump to anymore okay Castile told don't said don't vote for

Trump today also she didn't know what was going on today either okay that's good to know I wasn't alone

too much cash okay let's see here

breaking news amendment for in Florida has just passed yes yes yes 1.4 million

former felons who had been banned from voting for life will all now be granted back their voting rights a huge and

hard-fought victory one of the most important of our lifetime I'm reading that from Sean King's Twitter and Rory's

phone let's say let me read that oh say Vaughn's phone you got the nerve to still have a phone after a girl won't

you sleep hey you still grabbing your phone I need

it for work I got it no we don't you don't look [ __ ] up actually what does he

do I ain't seen them what is the [ __ ]

doghouse these no such thing as a doghouse if you don't live with your girl oh yeah nice then I'm just going to my house which is

the dog how what is it tell me what that

is when you try to see a girl you trotted like you who tries to see their girl more I see yeah all right see what I'm a

single man on the set I see their girl yeah that's it that's right Ted Cruz is

getting his ass kicked you [ __ ] right Democrats take early leads and key Senate House and governor races no [ __ ]

I'm going home to keep my eyes glued to this television because this is really

important boy young people y'all rule the world I know it comes with it comes with this lack of understanding because

you're young we've all been young before but boy y'all rule the [ __ ] world man y'all women gays let's get out there and

do it man I'm really happy I'm gonna go home and cry can't cry prematurely though yeah [ __ ] that's why I'm gonna

go good partisans you stay at home well

I won't be home this weekend do saifa lose we'll be in LA tickets are still available to say loser calm so come [ __ ]

with us we got some cool surprises where's la leakers apple ass go downtown you know you didn't just say y'all had

some cool surprises yeah that's not the same spot it was up last year was we've done with Oscar before I think globe was

less mall right okay Saturday we're gonna do into that doghouse topic like sivanna

started sweating so chill but we gonna get back in the [ __ ] love the doghouse

like it's only save on 17 euros remember guys just to do the dog noise we should

bring that back remember that yeah dude I don't know if I'm ready to bring it

back next response bring a bet you should bring that back what maybe we need something what would this Georgia

symbolism be all I know all that

we need something cuz we we down by a lot out here man it's a blow we doing

too much go into the rest that like brings us together with men see each

other we just do something in it's like I want you a secret handshake from all started this podcast by saying we don't

even tell each other how we feel or what we're doing and now you think the dog the dog handsome beau wolf is gonna

bring man I might bark at you and then tell you my feelings yeah that's the call is that's the call telling no roof

back my wedding it going through some I'll see you in the morning I'm not your joke I bid all of you again roof roof is

same I have food in Fox's oven time because he just he just won't go to Target I'm gonna talk to you guys next

time for Spotify and we will talk to you on Christmas [ __ ] Apple just goes by