2

we're going guys whatever you want to

start Rory why you got your [ __ ]

hurry looks like a pilgrim adult gap

outfit on no he looks like you'll be

trying to look [ __ ] extra fancy

ensued his like stature is kind of like

that guy that goes giggity from Family

Guy like that's a Qi remind me of your

belt I could see it he really be trying

to play off his [ __ ] burgundy beard

it's orange mm-hmm the Google contrast

with this time all right

oh did he start already all right ladies

and gentlemen Joe Budden Marissa

you

and now he's got this yeah the [ __ ]

nurse she's got the tone in his voice as

if to rush me with my [ __ ] podcast

[ __ ] out of here Peter cuz he's getting

a haircut too I want to add that you

know I always find it funny when people

get haircuts and then they don't look

like they gotta hear there's nothing

worse than getting chastised about you

being late not only were you late last

week when you walked in you went I was

outside talking to Safari then I decided

to smoke a cigarette you piece of [ __ ]

well I thought that my conversation was

define was a good talk topic so

technically yes definitely show prepping

like Marissa and I were supposed to do

today when we spoke yesterday and then

she came in 45 minutes late with you is

any why you can't get people a few

listens you give Marissa a few little

[ __ ] Divo already you Mariah Carey

anyway enough of that marathon

hey I'll name his podcast later episode

2 um last week I made a mistake and

called it I'll name the show later yeah

but I think we originally said that we

had like four different names like it

was like this podcast that podcast this

show all right we're given a listen too

much information right now they don't

need to know that we were indecisive so

yeah I'll name this podcast later with

my beautiful co-host everything bothers

me to say it sounds good it sounds

amazing and it's true so that's also

there's also that we've done we have yet

to see your name why don't you introduce

yourself Oh Marissa Mendez the queen of

cool stuff but see what I mean that goes

back to my mariah carey reference you

just want to have like a cool the queen

of [ __ ] yeah I gotta work on that next

week me to come back I'm gonna have like

a thing like a aka thing alright that's

great I want to thank everybody who

tuned in last episode um

I appreciate you yeah we've gotten a lot

of good feedback we've gotten good

feedback we've gotten man I haven't seen

too much negative feedback I mean I was

reading on some of the message boards

since I am a blogger so it's all I do

and on a Boxton I think they called me a

Mexican [ __ ] boxing is real and they

said that my mouth is funny so there's

that thank you guys

I like my mouth and they guessed that

the wrapper that we were discussing was

ty dolla sign which means they know

nothing about me so well funny thing

happened uh I got an influx of text

messages about my show last week our

it's gonna break up the fabric it's bad

is horrible I got a whole bunch of text

um after we did the podcast um from some

supporters um and a few for some people

that I wouldn't have expected to be

listening to my podcast one of those

people being one of those people being

um someone that I used to deal with okay

she wasn't very happy with with uh the

end of our podcast my and for those of

you who missed it um Marissa for some

rhyme or reason wanted to run off my

ex-girlfriends and I denied all of them

to here included mm-hmm yeah I can

debate me into your even anyway um one

of them didn't like it didn't like it at

all they uh and then telling me yeah and

and elm and their cancer so it was like

cancers are very emotional people mm-hmm

cancers just cry all day okay

next two boxes of tissue over everything

so even the text messages were coming

through like like [ __ ] deny Agra

falls just water the same one that

actually yesterday night last night

liked my picture of our podcast photo

and then liked another picture to do uh

today yeah yeah that was her [ __ ] I see

you women are very very there were they

are and she has not she's I mean I guess

she still follow me from back then but

she hadn't liked a photo of mine since

like ever so there's that one day I'm

gonna get into why women are so petty

yeah and since you're a woman you should

be able to help with that yeah I mean

even though you're probably one of the

more clueless women yes I think men are

more petty do you know where that I got

a worse text I got a text that said uh

from one of my boos he said heard the

podcast good luck with your career

I want no parts of you oh this sounds

interesting yeah tell us more pretty

upset about it I don't understand

because he and I you know I've been

dealing with him for like almost two

years oh wait can this be like Joe

Budden advice okay okay yes okay so

we've been dealing with each other for

like almost two years and it's one of

those situations where I'm really wait

can you pause yes dealing with we need

to that need some talk we talk almost

every day there's no time here no

there's no time

pretty clear I'm no I'm very realistic

in the sense that I knew it was only

gonna go very far he's told me since the

beginning that I'm somebody couldn't see

himself with because he wants someone

that's not known that's not in the media

and the limelight

he can't really deal with that so I get

that but we had a good like situation or

you know are you actually no no [ __ ]

doubt of

exactly is Marisa know I'm out in these

streets being don't know but anyway what

limelight yeah I mean like you know like

people know me a little bit more than

more than the [ __ ] random secretary

[ __ ] that he wants from Nowheresville

USA that's what he envisions his wife to

be not some [ __ ] that hangs out a

rappers a [ __ ] yeah you know it's

because of his life is tremendous block

yo people think bloggers are like [ __ ]

what you heard know bloggers are just

like you [ __ ] regular people they

just are typing their thoughts I mean

like I do cool [ __ ] you know alright

well we're not here to argue that can

continue with your store so you're known

and he's insecure great we got that

secured I just I don't know he is

insecure if he doesn't want a woman that

is known for whatever reason whatever

and he you know he's out here and like

he's very open about the [ __ ] that he

does and all right I don't know what

this means what did he do you know he

has a ton of other [ __ ] whatever

how does someone how does someone arm

open that dialogue at first we didn't

and then a couple of months ago I was in

his city and making friends with his

friends and [ __ ] what were you doing in

his city it was a separate event they

had nothing to do with him particularly

um so I was making friends with some

people this one girl specifically were

like become investees we were out there

being known yes was out there you know

her Marissa Mendez long story short so

I'm like talking with his girl and she's

like oh my god you're so pretty I'm like

stop it girl you're so pretty oh my god

and then like we took it we went to take

a group photo and then he had to jump in

he said no I gotta get in this picture

so we take the picture me and her follow

each other on Instagram we tag each

other we're the best of friends then I

go home the next week he comes out here

we you know we hang out and then he

tells me a lot before we get to your the

climax in your story because that I'm

well I'm also intrigued that women do

that what women friends it girls no

become besties innovates I use that term

extremely loosely I've I didn't

following this personnel I mean you just

met this woman I don't know absolutely

nothing about this woman oh how do you

get to know them you don't even follow

that oh is that how you get to know

somebody I mean am I gonna have a text

relationship with her you don't even

know if this person takes good pictures

in that I mean I'm gonna find that out I

give her a trial run and if she has

sucky phone I'm gonna unfollow her so

then after we hang out over here he

proceeds to tell me that um I met his

other [ __ ] and I was like what and he

was like yeah you know you guys took

that photo together and I'm like you

really like we're adamant about jumping

in a photo and you ended up taking a

photo with me and your other [ __ ] and

either one of us [ __ ] knew and you

let us tag each other and follow each

other he's like well I wasn't supposed

to tell you then like it would have been

now we're blaming this man for you know

I'm honestly that was a [ __ ] G move

and I have to tip my hat because that

like you did that you did that

yeah but I don't know if he won the game

or you guys lost the game oh I

definitely lost the game no no no no no

that's a sports thing I know I know that

you guys lost I don't know if I'm

crediting him for the win or you guys

for the lost is what I'm saying

cuz you two [ __ ] just jumped up

followed each other he had nothing to do

with any rain y'all decided to take this

picture um and you just didn't stop him

from jumping in which you wouldn't right

but I would I would look at that

peculiar if if a man just wanted to jump

in and in her head she said calling my

brain wants to take a picture of me yeah

and nah no all right so you two were

idiots

yeah and then so then after that I was

mad so I left I mean I was her I cried

and then he was like why are you crying

you're not mad I'm like I'm gonna tell

me if I'm mad so then I left and I had

to take a cab to my car and my car

actually had gotten towed so it ended up

being like a two-hour long walk of shame

from his hotel you're not really making

anyone out there want to live than

life made issue with glamour with Sun

none of this sounds amazing

it was pretty shitty actually I had a

matted weave in the in the in the place

I had like the smeared eyeliner you need

to try to like wipe it off a little bit

when you swim you wake up in the morning

but it's still like on your own I don't

do looking at me I don't know I mean

freaking slept with enough work how they

wake up with eyeliner necessarily true I

had no coat in the middle of November I

had dress pants dress shoes and then

when I went to go pay my grill popped

out of my wallet and fell hard

someone had to pick it up it was such a

tragic day so you just out there living

recklessly and then this is after my

heart's like broken in pieces at the

moment okay not in pieces but it was a

little upset and then we didn't talk for

two months I do want to say for the

record that she said long story short

anyway

started talking again on top of this

year and we were cool and many heard

this podcast and he's basically said

[ __ ] off so here we are what grounds

does he have to say [ __ ] off I mean he I

don't know and that's why I'm sad I'm

like I thought we were like at this cool

understanding place cuz now that we got

cool again we were like openly talking

my like god this [ __ ] in my house I'm

like oh yeah dude it was like cool and

then I don't know you gotta be careful

of guys and their double standards it's

really shitty alright so I mean if this

is what I'm gathering here so he can

have hoes cuz I'm assuming that he's

upset that you spoke about your hoes

yeah that plus he's like all you're

making yourself sound crazy I'm like how

I'm [ __ ] single and I'm [ __ ] just

chillin

homeboy whoever you may be you know nice

guy oh [ __ ] out here I mean I'm not that

I know he isn't a nice guy but I mean

alright you want me to speak I let's go

you're looking at me your cheek to cheek

you're smiling you're blushing why do

women get like that over men that don't

belong to them

I don't know I don't know you know Wiz

gave me advice about this guy to which

which is amusing was like oh he's a

great guy Marissa Congrats

and I was like think who's Wiz Khalifa

okay alright let's put this little

tidbit out there about Wiz Wiz is like

normally hi that's number one right Wiz

is like a modern-day hipster valium Wiz

probably thinks and he and Wiz is an

amazing guy he's dope so because of that

because of those things he probably

thinks everybody is an amazing person

very true unless you're like a really

shitty person yeah you would have to be

a [ __ ] real sleazeball for Wiz

Khalifa than that like you mm-hmm like

amber at this moment he thinks she's

pretty [ __ ] did you see that this

weekend uh

wait we doing like celebrity gossip

right now

yeah I think I tried to smoothly segue

there how does orange is so good I

wasn't done with you then why'd you say

well because I just felt like the right

move but fine I'll just go back you

gotta get your ego out of this package

your name is in little [ __ ] tiny

letters on the [ __ ] promo

it's that branding right now alright

this guy so you said and you I'm

laughing cuz it's like it was dramatic

that text was on the cover you know a

little bit no no really

no okay do we care anymore but like so

you still want to continue to deal with

this man I mean I don't think that's an

option I don't think he really wants the

[ __ ] no no it's an option he's got a

dick you've got a vagina it's an option

still that was older it's honest

I mean life you gotta catch people in

their lusty moment you're right right at

time timing is everything

they may be a little perturbed now and

and how I take that is that clearly he

has some some feelings for you that are

greater than what he has expressed but

he didn't care he just wouldn't care you

wouldn't communicate it to you like if

when there's

done it done that's charity not giving

you why they're done unless they want to

open dialog for you to be like oh but

baby

hmm so he probably cares okay and

clearly you care so maybe you got it in

like open relationship maybe so if

you're listening much you probably are I

care hey see like me I am too mushy like

a gee shorty hit me oh my god how could

you say all those horrible things how

did you say it was fake how could you

say you didn't care about me how could

you say it I said yo dawg clearly you

don't understand the podcast world drops

mic is it yep I try to do that too I'm

like you know it's like a thing and he

was like I don't give a [ __ ] Marissa I

believe that story completely about you

being thirsty in the club I know you

[Laughter]

know and I have a text that from from

Sasha that said stop why are we keep

talking about people like I know but who

is this person she was the girl with us

just to let the listeners know if I

didn't know right my memory is really

really bad and I have a hard time

retaining things unless I need to sasha

is not prevalent in my life okay so and

tell the listeners about Sasha Sasha is

awesome she's a publicist from Los

Angeles anyway I was saying she sent me

a text that said tell Joe that I was

there to say that blank looked very

happy to see me when I did say hello eh

okay so Sasha stupid too I don't

actually know you do no no I'll arrange

a vacation I would say around my age I

would assume yeah but you kind of got

like an Arrested Development thing going

on Arrested Development oh this is a

great segue Arrested Development is when

did that segue right is when you know it

is when you developed

late mmm so that I think I see if

anything

when you haven't when you haven't

developed quite as quickly as someone

your age should have developed

it's like mall my friend mall mall the

mall is great I don't know where more

lately I don't know but then I don't

really care about what he's doing but

mall is what 32 33 and has not had a

girlfriend since he was 17 or ever so

when he finally does get into a

relationship he will experience our

Arrested Development cuz [ __ ] would

just be looking at him like he's a

[ __ ] but anyway that was a great segue

that you halfway came up with thank you

shoutout so much I hate young people

alright this has been the topic this has

been the topic uh amongst my friends not

even my friends really just uh Rory my

[ __ ] a stupid young friend can yeah

yeah Rory's like [ __ ] 12 that's been

the topic between him and I for quite

some time so an ageism um he calls me an

old [ __ ] ran it may be valid a little

bit I may be a bit of a dinosaur I've

got an old soul 30 - whoa whoa whoa whoa

whoa

first of all yeah yeah don't just throw

my age out in 34 oh [ __ ] and I'll be 35

gosh no you have but wait I said that as

if people didn't know that 35 relax God

willing I'll be 35 Chris tomorrow's not

promised yeah all right but you [ __ ]

young people right mm-hmm

and really you should be out of this coz

by 27 28 you should be kind of getting a

grip on life I have a grip on life well

let's go back to your story um you were

[ __ ] a dude who was introduced you

ended up in a picture with your dude

that wasn't your dude that you were

[ __ ] and his other [ __ ] that

probably wasn't his girl that he was

[ __ ] then your car got old and then

the same dude who has no title on your

on you guys his relationship at all was

able to come and chastise you and point

the finger at you

for courting another dude nothing about

that sounds like you like it together I

mean you know certain aspects aren't

necessarily all there and per se but uh

I got some things going on for me so at

least at least I got that going alright

so anyway but my 2728 because you know

women women are like women always feel

like well younger woman anyway you had

you guys have like a time uh you guys

put a clock on everything like y'all

want to be married by a certain age you

want to have children by a certain age

you want to have uh you want to be

successful being in career mode by a

certain age guys we can't just wing it

yeah yeah we just kind of go go with the

flow okay what was like I don't know cuz

you turn my ageism then you just got in

some males and females so I don't know I

don't remember what but yeah I hate

young young people just uh and and let

me just throw this out there I am aware

that we all were young at some point

right at some point I was 21 22 23 but

it's different now

it's different now because like I was

just telling somebody my barber this

morning actually when I was letting him

know how much a young people make sure

my forehead doesn't look big in that

photo Rory hey Beck when I was young the

only people that knew that we were

stupid were our parents our grandparents

loved ones we didn't have we in in this

eight in this technology age y'all just

let everybody know how stupid y'all off

well because we have access to too many

forums like wait a little that's my

point is too much [ __ ] information

coming from too many inexperienced

people that don't know that they don't

know [ __ ] and that bothers me

so when Rory says to me that the great

adventures of Slick Rick was not an

Incred

album I have to lie don't listen you

can't keep your [ __ ] mouth it's not

your name is not on the show for Marissa

show dammit yes someone Roy says things

like that to me and Roy wasn't even a

thought and his father's [ __ ] nuts

when that album uh came out I just have

to question it I just have to look at it

a certain way

bong funny story time cool actually

now this is a short story Marisa

45-minute story that you tenderly

this girl was a randomly throwing out

their straps on a timeline mm-hmm and

she was doing so in a way that I was

very curious to know how old she was

right now for the listeners when I asked

how old someone is were you curious or

was your dick curious no my dick was not

curious I don't know what you're coming

okay when I ask someone how old they are

it's typically because I want to see if

their stupidity is justifiable okay or I

want to see you know it's just with me

to gauge certain things it wasn't

because my dick was hard wasn't because

I wanted to penetrate this young woman

even though she was fairly attractive in

his pictures but in my age I learned to

never trust pictures okay

never so anyway I go to damage girl

question and I don't even use the DM

feature on Twitter I really don't most

of time it's men DMing me about [ __ ]

music [ __ ] and links and in khaled about

promoting the accounts great um so I dam

is gonna say hey quick question how old

are you she says 22 hmm um no she says

22 but not like the typical 22 year olds

that you used to so already this

conversation is off to a bad start

yeah and all right so so I want to give

her the benefit of the doubt maybe she

isn't like the typical 22 year olds and

used to even though she knows nothing

about the 22 year olds and I'm used to

says that is probably but I don't want

to judge okay I don't want to judge

trying to date on trial yeah yeah trying

to be judgey um judging and I say today

what the [ __ ] why we what do you like

what why are you cursing worry all right

now he's taking pictures of me you're

supposed to be listening to my quick

story the same way I listened to your

forty-five minutes story about dude that

debted you he loves me maybe he loves

differently but anyway so I I damn this

girl back and I say um oh no she says

I'm like the next DM was I'm I'm not

stupid at all and I said lol that is

exactly um what I thought and why I was

asking you your age back to him

I almost want to find it that's a deal

yeah I gotta find it how to find it

which will be very easy to find because

my teams are not very active at all how

long ago was this it was like a couple

of days ago Oh where's this girl

there's a Twitter DM yeah what other

type of Deanwood Instagram hmm I have

once flourished off of an Instagram okay

here we go

that's why I was asking um but that is

what all the youngin say she says how

old are you I say 34 she says you're not

old enough to call me a youngin ZZZ

emoji lol and I say I'm not well how old

must I be to call you that I would love

to hear it she says it's less about the

actual number and more about how you

think tweet and I said that is my cue

and the moral of that story is it took

this girl all of not even five minutes

to let me know how stupid she was no

podcasts maybe not this girl okay I

don't even care if she's if she's

listening Janna but I want all of the

young people to just go to like their

own planet ya know really old ass boring

moral of like old people that do boring

[ __ ] or what

Buddha just shut the [ __ ] up like it

would be you and Pete people like you

and Pete that [ __ ] watch TV that'd be

wonderful no I would love to just watch

TV maybe and like [ __ ] talk about

cigarettes and dogs like that's what the

[ __ ] you guys would do

[ __ ] watch TV and talk about

cigarettes and dogs well Pete would one

watch Little League baseball and I

wouldn't allow that but outside of that

I would love to just sit and chill me

and Pete away from young women but young

people are just not open to new

information they're very self-absorbed

um and you say this all day on Twitter

and then Drake doesn't help matters when

he says things like [ __ ] uh what the

[ __ ] that he's saying oh don't ever take

advice that was great advice oh yeah

understand that don't ever take advice

that was great advice he was having a

conversation with his mother and his

mother said don't ever take advice and

he said that was great about it um

that's the dumbest [ __ ] well I mean we

really can't actually that's a [ __ ]

contradiction within itself because

don't ever take advice is that is advice

and if you listen to it then you just

totally ignore the device part but

that's number one number two drink is a

[ __ ] multi-millionaire at the age of

27 so whatever works for Drake works

with Drake I think you eat now same [ __ ]

28 that's great but you just now you

have this I had just the wrong message

to send to these [ __ ] idiots out here

yeah I mean they're only gonna be stupid

anyway whether you can learn Oh story

time

okay you can learn from other people for

example certain people that you learn

valuable valuable lessons from wool

always you will remember them for the

rest of your life

just like [ __ ] Eric carotene do you

know air carotene is not even a small

clue okay let me tell you who Eric

carotene is and this is not a long story

short he's like you should be like an

80s movie

Eric carotene II when I was in the sixth

grade I had a crush on a woman

don't be stupid mr. I had a crush on a

woman and her name was Alma Reyes okay

she was how she was worried dad oh she

was beautiful she was amazing I used to

get hyped when she my desk was like

right behind her that was such a mud

just look back at yourself and say what

a [ __ ] idiot out everyday but yeah

yeah as you should anyway Alma Reyes was

gorgeous okay I used to get upset when

she didn't come to school oh I used to

have those moments when you waste obamas

well you just got out of school like a

year okay but um and Alma Reyes didn't

pay me any attention

mm-hmm because al Maria's liked Eric

carotene II look no but you can't say

that you can't say [ __ ] you can't be

down and out of better you can be sad

you can't be depressed Eric carotene II

was much cooler than me in the six

actually well see you mrs. gray might

have been in this seventh grade even

with older oh he's so drugs charge a

waters PS 24 I was the Spelling Bee

champion in 97 now Maria's didn't care

about that

97 I was a fourth grade oh my god I hate

you young people but anyway um he's so

drugs he had all of the clothes that uh

I couldn't afford that my mom would not

purchase for me

they were ironed um you didn't iron your

clothes no I know I'm not like a poor

thing iron clothes oh he could fight ah

everyone knew it

the difference in being able to fight

and everyone knowing that you could

fight people just respected this guy and

he didn't really seem to pay Elmarie is

very much attention so they are both

paying each other dust we know it well

no okay if I hit up she was paying you

dust he was paying her dust are you

introducing like a new lingo to me right

now

ping dust paying dust yeah it's like a

[ __ ] for it's like

you [ __ ] old ass explain this to me

peg does like I don't know how to

explain it it just is it's just like how

does that even make sense it doesn't

hanging it doesn't make sense but this

on fleek makes sense no and I want to

talk about on fleek - I'm so happy - the

white people are stealing on fleek from

you guys you guys whoever the [ __ ] came

up with I didn't come up the white

people are stealing it it was just on

good day New York because I hate FeliCa

I hate everything about fleet it's like

it's pretty still thing I like lit [ __ ]

is lit weighing into a new conversation

but and we I do want to talk about those

things but Eric and I learnt so many

valuable things from Eric karijini what

I'm not telling you I'm not saying you

are but I mean the point is that you

just can learn things from other people

sometimes even without them saying a

word I'm sure that Eric Kartini had a

lot to do with me being as as cool and

calm as I am right now and just behaving

a certain way around women I learned I

learned things from you I haven't really

used them but I you know I like the way

that you like calmly like go about life

and stuff yeah because I mean otherwise

your dating record hasn't you know I'm

trying to figure out like things

otherwise we're two different people so

I can't really model my life after yours

but like your demeanor is cool and like

oh if that's all if you're not giving a

[ __ ] ish I could take a page out of that

sometimes I give too much of a [ __ ] if

that's all we've gotten out of my 34

years on Earth Day my life is I mean

that's just me but oh so wait so then I

saw Eric carotene II recently that

reason these was years ago um this was I

was what 24 25 I said this voice that

you're giving that was in the height of

things

okay the tables had turned oh you know

you should like read horror stories

things were very much different and a

[ __ ] soil mareas at some point around

there though she's still bad

uh yes used to fine you should like

search her now on Twitter now Alma Reyes

was still fine when I saw her but but

probably every Spanish peasant she said

oh hey stranger

ah she hey stranger to me I was in

business I was back I was back yeah a

business or curved Alma Reyes um an era

care teammate had like a demo he was

trying to give me you know come on Eric

I suppose be cool woman sell drugs and

[ __ ] be people of not rap I mean at my

memories bad so I can't say that that's

what was happening but he didn't look

like the same era carotene he that uh

was the man I'm like to make sure him

like the funds from [ __ ] he was he

mixed like Italian and some other [ __ ]

he was really a cool guy man

shout out to Eric Garrity neo mariya

Zubair I'll be listening why would you

even ask me in the beginning do you know

who arrogant whatever the [ __ ] his name

is course I didn't know him maybe you

knew him maybe he's my neighbor now I

live in Jersey City oh you live on a

real quiet white block I know like every

old like I live in a building full of

people they sent a memo one time they

said if there's a fire stay in your room

like I read it like five times when this

has to be wrong and it said plead please

do not leave stay in your apartment

cover the door if there's smoke coming

through the door open windows if there's

flames I'm like what kind of [ __ ]

it's because these old people will

probably break a hip running down the

steps that's funny I too would want you

to stay in the room that's really not

cool or funny

you basically oh my dick I'm sorry

listen I think we're done with uh

aerosol fire we don't care cuz I'm algea

I did a photo shoot on my fire asking

one and I looked really you don't care

about your photo shoot yeah Peter's

barber doesn't care about his [ __ ]

here come here

it's funny about uh no talked about

later um celebrity uh gossip

yes amber and Wiz this weekend yeah you

just get right into it

no because I feel very adamant about the

situation and I would love to hear your

thoughts on what can I do like a Tintin

wind sort of thing you know what go

ahead and you get some sound effects

there we go perfect perfect record that

and we'll splice that connection okay

amber anyways yeah so um Saturday

morning that was it Sunday morning I

don't know you're supposed to be

informing us yes fashions birthday was

Saturday so Amber Rose had just gotten

back from Trinidad where Wiz and his

mother had custody of Sebastian the

entire day we know all of this stuff

because social media shows of Miss

peachy og peachy the mom mom - yes she's

on Twitter she likes she's very vocal on

Twitter and Instagram throwing shade

Amber's way saying negative things

um bashing her for not taking her son's

last name oh you were so in love but you

didn't take his last name she did all of

that and um so they had the baby the

whole week the baby went with Wiz to the

Grammys all these great things right all

for the past couple of weeks now jammers

away what we still know all of this

information from social media

yes that's it so we don't have a source

no but they're they're our source hello

we don't need a source Amber's our

sources OGP for us to interpret on our

own uh in a sense but I think the it's a

the writing's on the wall as they say so

anywho amber returns from Trinidad where

the entire week she was in Trinidad with

and his mother won a smear campaign

against her taking photos of her

quote/unquote messy house which was so

not messy at all it had like dog poop on

the patio where it should be

and there was a knife when it come

butter knife on the counter where the

baby can't reach and who knows if it was

only out there for five minutes and then

garbage on the curb waiting to be

collected which appeared to be from a

party as well because there was a lot of

red cups it's that's horrible you know

that's whatever so there was a lot of

garbage yeah well if it was a party then

that's totally fine and even if it

wasn't if it's a huge home it could

collect a lot of garbage over time

and it was appropriate holding places

I've got plenty garbage in my house

right this very second so okay no

judgement right so that is not a messy

home that is not a home unfit for

sebastian so anywho amber comes back she

gets her maybe back and the next day is

bashes birthday and she wakes up she's

making pancakes for her baby they're

enjoying their day and then whiz takes

to Twitter to go on another long rant

and show an empty birthday party saying

that like the only thing missing missing

a Sebastian let's all cut the cake for

my little boogie boo and basically

trying to garner sympathy from the crowd

of Twitter Watchers that don't know the

situation and bring them into the

situation that is none of their business

and say that Sebastian wasn't at the

party then he goes on this long rant I

know cuz I'm making him a business then

goes on this long rants about you know

he's standing up for the fathers out

there and all these other things first

of all Wiz you had Sebastian for two

weeks now why did you not throw a party

prior to the day that you know is

Amber's day it's her day I don't care

you could say oh they could put their

differences aside obviously it's not

working so co-parenting goes that when

you have your child you celebrate the

holiday with them then we I've I come

from a divorced home when I had to do

switch Christmases and switch

Thanksgivings that's how it goes I don't

and he wants to throw this [ __ ] pity

party for himself wait a minute wait a

minute wait a minute know what your

parents are cool each other yeah they're

cool but they when they first amour said

your parents in the same [ __ ] my

thing yeah no I don't think you have but

they that mean like they don't [ __ ] with

each other like that but they're cool

but when they divorce that [ __ ] wasn't

cool my father used to talk a hell of

[ __ ] about my mom to me I just feel like

all white parents are cool it was it was

a little rough for a period of time

that's very ignorant of me I know but no

I mean I get it though most of my

parents are pretty cool but you know it

was pretty messy and so and we they

still were able to put their differences

aside and one does Christmas windows

Thanksgiving it switches up are you

reading Wiz right now yeah well because

what the [ __ ] Wiz and what who and whose

business is it I understand

no now it's my business because I made

it my business okay but I understand

amber was doing these interviews but

never once - amber say that whis is a

bad father and never once that she

badmouth him as a person maybe as a

lover the situation didn't really work

out cool and now that she's moving on

now you want to go on a smear campaign

and get your son what so that you don't

have to pay child support you're

traveling more than amber is and you

can't chastise amber for being in the

club shaken or absent she because you

know what she's getting booked to be

there and she's getting [ __ ] paid to

be there there was never one place that

Amber has been shaking her ass at that

she wasn't on the [ __ ] flyer for I'm

getting paid for yes yes I mean maybe a

couple of a keishon and he even said

Miami always hood waits on that server

and on Christmas she let Wis come to the

house they celebrated Christmas together

with bash so there's Amber's not a petty

person wait look at those feet we know

Amber's your friend and I like Wiz I

don't want it to give no but he in this

situation he is being petty as [ __ ] and

I'm not here for it because now you know

where they've been you know what they

said you know this [ __ ] right that is my

job oh then you can't say I'm not here

for this you're very much very much

present for this you do I would love to

hear your opinion here's my opinion what

is it yeah but like don't you think

that's [ __ ] up is really what he's

trying to do is a smear campaign so he

gets full custody of Sebastian and I

don't feel like he should have he

travels more than amber does so the baby

is gonna suffer in this sense don't use

your personal feelings against the

child's mother to slight the baby it's

gonna he's all Sebastian is the only one

that loses in this situation

oh well that your sentimental voice did

you put a uterus Bradley just read the

dad you just read the dad and then put

your sentimental boy

I think was a dope-ass [ __ ] rapper I

let I bought black Hollywood I would

like his music a [ __ ] lot but this is

making me sad because now your personal

life is gonna overshadow the music and

then people can't appreciate the music

as much because you're [ __ ] with your

child and your child's mother who you

once loved and you can't sit up here and

[ __ ] call her a ho now cuz you

married that oh is that all of your

celebrity gossip that today that that

was all I could think about right now

but I could wait ha ha would you and you

don't even offer a [ __ ] valid opinion

I did I don't know you have to care I

don't I don't care about this

um it's none of my business um and I

feel like you bloggers um why can't just

solely blame the bloggers can't bloggers

are partly responsible for people for

people caring about a bunch of [ __ ] that

number one is none of their business

and number two just really an important

like none of this [ __ ] like I don't even

like like too much information I don't

want to know what I don't want to know

any of that I I mean I didn't asked I

want to see amber shake her ass

I want to hear music from Wiz I would

love that tune unfortunately they are

bringing us into the world that we

didn't ask to be brought in but hey

we're here now hey and I'm a bit of a

hypocrite because I do love when people

put messy [ __ ] all over the time to see

it I'm [ __ ] petty next-door there was

like petty well yeah but nobody is more

petty next door than me but certain

certain times I got to put my mature

head on and I don't care about this when

I when I asked you for celebrity gossip

I thought you would give me something of

substance like the Giuliana girl spewing

racial slurs at uh the the girl with

dreads zendaya zendaya what do you think

of that I thought hey white people's

looking down on black people yeah she's

no news there what is

story Juliana Maio button podcast

breaking a story two to one why are you

ft which [ __ ] yeah on the red carpet

of the Oscars zendaya wore like fake

locks and are full why would they fake

looks cuz there wasn't there laborers no

no I think they said like it's like a

new trend like they're like faux locs

they're not she didn't lock her hair

completely I think she it's like in the

press release she put out she said that

she hurt her and her entire family has

locks yeah but I I don't think I don't

all right we'll just update my ring on

her hair live do something all right

that's fine but okay giuliana rancic

said it looks like that she smells like

either weed or some type of oils and so

then zendaya wrote a really long classy

reply on Instagram like basically [ __ ]

you're racist this book and then Juliana

replied and said I'm so sorry never

meant to mean it by any race at all I

was referring to bohemian chic [ __ ]

what partially wait the most of you is

white I mean the Mendes just rise it out

I'm not I got [ __ ] minority

scholarships in school why B would just

get away without fun so that's what I

thought about other that I was at all

shocker there white person thinks and

looks down upon black people in their

hair and their culture and heritage

alright wonderful yet what about Bobby

shmurda wanting off of that dick records

because they haven't done but I think

back in the day like the early days of

music and [ __ ] they said that they used

to always get bill down Oh epic wants to

explore exploit their young gang gang

member [ __ ] artist and then that back

them when it gets real Hulk call how sad

what I will say is what I will say is

they should be a lucky dog they should

all right I mean okay so it's two

million dollars you had to put up what

20% 2% 5% how does that go

you've been to jail you know alleged one

time that I was like I [ __ ] got you

to your flight because they [ __ ]

locked over some [ __ ] of your dog

because your dog went in the neighbor's

yard and it was all of us at the house

and you got locked up

we had to bail you out I had to drive

like a [ __ ] getaway driver and we

still got your light you are [ __ ]

amazing yeah you are great I know let me

just keep [ __ ] shooting compliment

you and I all just [ __ ] keep on

putting them right in my back pocket

anyway so often actually that story had

nothing to do anything I do think that

they should be long that kid out put

that on it this is not new news this is

not why is this a story because they

thought that maybe he'd still be with it

and still be stupid bobby schmurder

check this out you might be a tad bit

too young to remember this famous q-tip

line industry roll number

you know I rinse the q-tip blind I know

that but that's why I got [ __ ] up

because it the currency line is industry

rule number 5080 the ones you think are

helping or hating but i know he was

referencing the q-tip line the industry

people are shady I know I'm talking

about [ __ ] classic I got it and I

love currency hots bitter but we're not

to [ __ ] interject in there q-tip well

I meant to go with what you were saying

I [ __ ] up a lot of people running hip

hop know like running hip like uh will

stay running but you bloggers play play

a very important today unfortunately yes

you don't even know [ __ ] the q-tip I

do I [ __ ] it up it was a mistake my

bad

Rory was like one when ill man it came

out how what year did that come out you

don't you don't even know the answer do

you April 1994 ok so I was uh in first

grade

yeah I don't feel like you should be

able to talk about hip hop ever again I

can't I can talk about current hip hop

all day when you speak about hip hop I

think it should be just like that Amber

and Wiz story I mean yeah [ __ ] that has

nothing to do with it

I like to do entertainment news

necessarily well you clearly don't like

to do it that much because I just asked

you for celebrity I just told you you

told me one [ __ ] amber and that's not

a story just did an interview with New

York Times where he said that he wants

to get off the label and his lawyer said

that it's [ __ ] up that they didn't

back him and Yanni I'm gonna that's my

other problem with people I'm gonna go

out on a limb here and say that New York

Times probably has a bigger audience

than this podcast people probably know

about that little tidbit of information

they might have but they probably know

about all this [ __ ] because hey guess

what they have the air and you didn't

break the oh we're not gonna break

anything here unless somebody [ __ ]

did some [ __ ] right the [ __ ] you know

what's funny I have to teach

- celebrity gossip which I don't really

like to do because I don't care about it

huh because you are just like don't you

run a blog I do so you don't even tell

the people that [ __ ] now [ __ ]

nikki is teasing a tour with her well

then you're done

because we already knew from a couple

weeks ago I mean she confirmed it today

yes now don't you think people would

don't you think everyone except for me

wanted to know that I mean yeah and then

meanwhile Safari and k.michelle a rumor

to be an item now so so Safari again in

starlets oh did you starlets out in a

strip club

you guys are like kinda best friends now

pretty cool yeah was he with k.michelle

yeah I don't know cuz I don't ever care

but I think more people should be like

me maybe but then I wouldn't get paid

cuz I need to care hey Joe will you

combine entertainment news with sports

and speculate on what the fight would be

like between Nicki Minaj and k.michelle

cuz it would be a doozy how do we know

that would be a doozy

have you met crazy I have met Nicky I've

never met I've pretty sure I've met

k.michelle as well Corey confirms you

have but not I haven't met either one of

them in the setting where their

temperament would be at fight level one

time Nicky got mad at me because I stood

on her stage so well Mickey from Queens

so I'm gonna assume that you can fight

oh hell yeah I think okay Michelle talks

enough [ __ ] to where I would hope that

she can fight both of those girls are

like the queen of the petty parties so I

feel like thinking

petty are you kidding me all this show a

meek is like direct jabs for Safari

because everytime Safari posts the music

post or something that's what Nicky's

posted up should I don't deny that I

think Nicki and meek is genuine but I

think that they're overdoing it on

social media to get it Safari famous

shells on a naked tour

meaning she's naked or meaning she's

getting naked everywhere what do you say

it like that

naked how's it supposed to be sitting

naked you say it like it's like m EK k

ID was I'm a real [ __ ] desk about that

alright and don't you dare say the

n-word either oh you can't say it

whatever anywho she's on she's on a

naked but yes you don't or getting naked

everywhere I see her she's [ __ ] that

she's taking her clothes off she's

dancing she had a nip slip the other day

see now I'm talking about that I don't

[ __ ] notice you know I have no I have

no choice but to know it because the

information is being shoved down my

[ __ ] throat

I have a question of your I need your

opinion because Rosenberg and I couldn't

figure it out today don't [ __ ] him

no gross okay no Drake's boy posted this

video getting at Chris Brown I'm like oh

he's hating oh you didn't either no you

might be the worst [ __ ] celebrity

blogger we didn't have we didn't really

have structure so I was kind it was

drugs ride through the alley oop to you

and I said yo celebrity news we talked

about it anywho so ovo hush said this

just in it's just jealousy y'all back to

you Bob not so breaking news and he

included a clip of Chris talking about

not wanting to talk about Drake on huh

97 and then Drake commented I wish there

was a bucket emoji what the [ __ ] does

that mean I said it's like oh [ __ ]

buckets like when you're shooting them

like basketball she's definitely not

what I meant and you just did a shooting

motion with your hand you know it's like

it means buckets cause like you know

buckets and she used right hand and I'm

like we're on the radio [ __ ] no one

could see your way that brings a totally

different issue what are you just

[ __ ] taking morning show on gosh you

into my parking no I said we were

debating cuz no one [ __ ] agreed that

I was right so what the [ __ ] doesn't

yeah well it definitely wasn't buckets

so what is a bucket and why does he want

a bucket of odin's Oh like two tears in

a bucket [ __ ] it I don't know Marissa

well I was it's okay tonight here's my

opinion

I do I have to care about this too you

don't have to care I just wanted to know

your intro I don't care about that um

Drake and Chris Brown hate each other

yeah they fake made up last year which I

was excited about because that song

would have been epic

yeah really would um and now they're

back to hating each other

where's the [ __ ] news maybe I just

ant a lot think I analyze this stuff a

bit differently then other people maybe

cuz some people aren't outside looking

in right are you on the inside looking

at yeah I've been on the inside for

quite some [ __ ] beefs what Chris

pulled over the bow tie you guys had a

[ __ ] dumbass Twitter beef in 2010

going into 11 I believe I don't look

cool I do I'm gonna pull it up on him

flex we trust give me a minute

no I was off I was a bit insensitive in

2010 to to his situation it was right

when he did that stupid remember what

happened somebody a girl said something

really stupid to me and then I

referenced Chris Brown in his domestic

case which was really horrible and

really insensitive and God's got a funny

since you more cuz now I've got all

these [ __ ] cases but whatever ah

and what am I talking about that now see

how the last [ __ ] 25 minutes has been

dominated by [ __ ] that I really could

give two [ __ ] about Pete how much time

we got left that's it I don't know what

all those hands Vilas your [ __ ] voice

only five minutes yo can you can you

[ __ ] fix your I don't like to blow my

nose like I'd rather swallow pause pause

pause pause pause but I don't like I

don't think like my nose it like bothers

my face I have a problem that these

podcasts seem to go by so quickly

yeah ah Pete not that you care um but

some people suggested that we do longer

than an hour oh I'm sure they would

that's a great sign that means they love

you but the problem is if you give them

that right now what are we building

towards that you want to you can't give

it all away it man what are we building

tour well you want to leave them every

week going [ __ ] I wish that at another

half

our not going all right I've had enough

now you got a I've done long episode

they go too long some people out there

podcasting no shots their episodes were

way too [ __ ] long I think 60 minutes

is a great length will you say no shots

and then say that yeah I mean basically

every other podcast which I deemed to be

worse than one epstein and actually I'm

trying to get your podcast to start off

more organized and more on point than me

incites messy first buck in five years

what are we cutting this part out that

was way too much talking about no we're

not cutting pedo number one number two I

don't know I just keep plugging Juan

Epstein [ __ ] on my [ __ ] pot an ass I

didn't ask you to [ __ ] tell me about

your history with your body oh man my

sick twisted mind and that is why I know

something is wrong my brain because you

know [ __ ] said all that [ __ ]

wonderful useful helpful information to

help us and uplift our podcast and all I

could think was

why are you plugging your podcast which

was what led to this project I have to

watch first of all that's not what led

to this podcast that's [ __ ] going

down

[Laughter]

don't just credit yourself here but yeah

[ __ ] but that's just how this

industry has trained me I got to look at

everybody for their [ __ ] ulterior

motive what is what if Peters trying to

sink our [ __ ] podcast so 1ft could be

the greatest podcast ever like I don't

know that [ __ ] trusted Beach [ __ ] ya

know I looked up this beef that you have

a purse proud and it was great uh all

right these are my critiques for the

show and I'm gonna add critiques a few

things I want to implement into the show

I'm gonna do critiques because I like

when uh I like when uh Mike and damos

mom has named Pete Peter [ __ ]

Oh anyway on a partner in eruption Tony

there we go

I like what I like when uh telling Mike

the end of the show at the end of the

show when it's tough sniffling Mike at

the end of the show when they do errors

I like when they do that even though as

of late there haven't been any errors

because they fired the error guy what is

this [ __ ]

constantly so you're never gonna watch

it sort of let me know waste my breath

anyway so here are my critiques for this

[ __ ] show I think I thought that uh

um

I only spent too much time talking about

the celebrity gossip when you had really

no slow leak on something I didn't care

about any in celebrity gossip yeah like

I don't ever hear about this stuff told

me well we should have to wait what we

should speak about it because I do know

that there is a large demographic of

people out there dead that are

interested in that word and on the

minority you are so that's no more and

you just made me forget I might have ad

Dean no oh oh that was another thing I

saw on the forums they like tell her

stuff [ __ ] good don't Joey off the

key I don't know because I just did it

again

what was I doing critiquing yeah oh yeah

that was that celebrity gossip was too

long for only one story so do we pick

listen that doesn't that's for you to

figure out off the air now for you to

city I'm bored listener with figuring

out how to do your [ __ ] job

especially since you're a blogger and

you work 597 we want them to add their

input can I'm not we read their feedback

can end that support power cuts both of

you work for how hard this conversation

is not happening it's great Oh anyway

you gotta get better at uh so yeah that

was my critique homeboy you yeah I

didn't really any security issue today

thanks

oh but I'm proud of myself we got

through this whole show without me

talking about holes at all you know you

talked about the Mitch Union yeah I

really can't and your ex-girlfriend and

I had a good [ __ ] whole story same

over next week I never implied that I

was giving a new store I said had which

was past tense Peter - please don't

about me there's not one Epstein is my

[ __ ] show also you gave out our

spider woman's story on Twitter you gave

out our spider-man story on Twitter okay

well we should probably tell that one

time on air anyway because you can

elaborate further and I was probably a

funnier story coming from you to be

perfectly honest I wasn't yeah oh oh

here's some more my critiques I think we

need to implement like um sports that's

boring so you could do that and weather

so let me do that for the people in New

York it's [ __ ] really cold it's brick

put a jacket on

wow that was my weather which is very

important cuz holes don't have coats or

they do is you're cool this is my coat I

used to but what is it I

[ __ ] no it's right next to you but

look at the [ __ ] tag and tell me the

zero exposure it does but I got this

cute little Jersey crewneck on new

jersey state champs Jers 87 state champ

a what I don't know but doesn't matter

at being awesome so yeah

shout out to Jersey apparel for giving

it to me plug stuff cuz it gave me free

[ __ ] you got a plug free [ __ ] thank you

plug on your podcast in that mine this

is our no it's mine and you just hear

yeah and it's a much looking things

alright so we are gonna get out of here

that is episode 2 of our name is pocket