21

and we are

live with no engineer this is great well

we got an engineer we have we have

someone who came and and was instructed

on how to work the Pro Tools so we are

good um let's try let's try to make sure

we don't say too much that needs to be

edited out today word um for some reason

in 21 episodes cuz this is 21 right this

is 21 um we''ve always had an engineer

yeah and magically actually sometimes we

have two Engineers yeah sometimes we do

sometimes three we've had three at times

magically this week for some strange

reason there are none now the conspiracy

theorists in me could think of a few

reasons why there would not be an

engineer but no need to do that I will

name this podcast later episode number

21 yo we are here and the time has

finally come I waited for this time to

come for all of 20 weeks I've said to

myself each and every time we have

finished this

podcast wow no one's

offended we we have slandered many of

people here we have joked on quite a few

people quite a few people of notoriety

much worse than last episode much much

much much worse some of you that listen

to this podcast already know this

information

however I feel like we have been

introduced to a new audience as of late

a huge new audience uh so let's start

there hello new

people I'm I'm a little scared of this

new I know I don't know we don't know

their demographic yet we kind of got

used to our listeners they learned all

our our names our code names yeah so for

for the new people that that are that

are listening to this podcast uh we have

Rory in the room hello we have our new

fans myty the body well new listeners

mendz is the real name thank you and I

am your host Joe Button so last week so

last week

uh we spoke about the

awards which I'm sure many people spoke

about the awards um which was the

overall topic wasn't anybody in

particular which should have been the

overall topic because the awards a lot

took place um they were very long and it

was a lot of content to be

discussed on this podcast we spoke about

Oma and we made some jokes we made some

jokes that that unbeknownst to me don't

talk to

me we we we we we made some jokes that I

thought anyone with half of a brain

would be able to tell that they were

jokes and you know what next time they

know better anytime anytime you

implement light skinn versus dark skin

chances are the person saying these

comments are not serious however I have

been chastising Marissa for the past few

weeks and trying to teach her how to be

an adult and I've been trying to teach

her that when you offend people the

correct thing to do is apologize you

cannot dictate how the other person

behaves once they are offended mhm uh so

we will start there I want to send a big

heart felt apology to Oma is that wrong

to to both Nicki Minaj and Meek Mill for

I would assume that they were offended

by the comments made on this podcast I'm

glad you heard let's preface this with

that now in this little uh I certainly

won't call it a beef but I do think that

uh I do think that what took place was

we said some jokes on this podcast the

blogs got a hold of it

uh they sent

transcripts out in the headlines but you

know what the real problem was it wasn't

even a transcript one site started it

and the quote they put quotations and it

said Joe Buon says quote Meek Mill is a

s who won't out sell Big Sean and that

is where the problems well if you know

well I think that was like a real

lowbudget blog that said that that was

that was cool nobody really paid that

any mind but then this story began to

pick up some steam and multiple blogs

begin reporting rep in this now I

certainly was ignoring this I know how

blogs work blogs they grab they grab the

hot headline uh so they can grab as many

clicks as possible from from the

audience uh so I ignored this uh I'm

pretty sure that Meek saw all this

happening as well and I was under the

assumption that he was also ignoring

this until he did not ignore it um I'm

going to assume that the public outcry

you could no longer ignore and you had

to address it

in which he did yep well well where

everything changed was it was on the

blogs and then it kind of died down and

then an image of the quote it was just

context it wasn't even an audio clip it

was just the words on a screen that went

viral and I think that's when Meek

couldn't not ignore it anymore because

the

entire timeline was talking about it now

cuz after the blogs it died down a

bit I really thought this was a non

story but transcripts like I said so if

you're reading this transcript and these

are are

and and you take this as a serious

sentiment from someone then by all means

have a blast that person probably does

sound like an idiot and a [ __ ] however

uh let me be the first to inform people

I could really care less about anyone's

relationship by the way uh unless you're

my friend and you're coming to me for

advice then I have to care and I have to

teach you teach you some things but uh

yeah I don't really care I don't I don't

I'm not invested in anyone's

relationship um and and we joke a lot

here and we will continue to joke and

the same way that some of those gestures

that Meek made at the awards was funny

last week it's funny to me this week um

it is funny but I don't want to offend

anyone so we won't harp on that for too

long and he sucked the [ __ ] barbs on

me it was horrible it was really really

bad about a third of the

barbs bro you got a whole lot of these

bro uh you got a whole lot of these

little [ __ ] uh sound bites don't you

I'm [ __ ] annoyed that someone was

getting the hits on their YouTube for

our [ __ ] thing who the hell keeps

uploading the [ __ ] to YouTube it's bound

to happen all I think all our episodes

they do I want to know who that people

keep hitting me like oh you're delayed

an episode blah blah blah on YouTube I'm

like bro that's not us well everything

goes to YouTube any anything in the

universe people upload to Youtube so you

shouldn't be upset about it so but this

is old story this is from last week um

um I'm actually shocked that it's a

story I thought this would be a

non-story um oh and then uh then one of

the quotes was uh Meek Mill won't sell

more than Big Sean yeah big will not

sell Big Sean uh for those of you that

are unaware last week we introduced the

topic where we attempt to guess the

numbers of uh albums that are being

released Rory won congratulations to

Rory thank you I wish we actually picked

a prize last week well we should have

made a bet and congratulations to Meek

216,000 copies amazing job number one

alum in the country uh I don't I don't

think I think that uh I think there's so

much there's so many great things

happening as far as Meek and his album

are concerned I'm a little I'm a little

dis uh disappointed that this has become

such a well a you know people live live

live live for the messy [ __ ] and B it

was a holiday weekend and it happened on

a Friday so a lot of the radio hosts and

[ __ ] like that aren't getting back until

today so that's why it's still being

discussed today well I don't want to add

any negativity to

all of these all of these positive

headlines regarding regarding Meek and

Nikki and Oma or anything of the sort uh

I don't want to add any negativity to

anything negative connotation behind boy

upop oh my [ __ ] goodness what the

[ __ ] is going on in the universe so you

don't to have an appla in there do you

of course you don't I don't know of

course you don't you just got a bunch of

[ __ ] [ __ ] the a bunch of are we even

hearing this I hope so yeah I can hear

it in my headphones no you hear anything

cuz you're a you hear anything with I

thought I thought you would be going in

on me [ __ ] soon but so that so so so

that is the end of that uh know that

will not be any dis tracks uh headed

toward Meek I don't I don't there no

it's certainly not a beef on my end and

I think through all of his tweets he he

does know that those were jokes said

last week and I would hope that he has

no negative feelings as well and if he

does eventually we'll see each other and

that'll be that um but a lot is

happening today a lot is happening today

a lot is happening well for well how was

you guys uh Fourth of July weekend it

was cool it was lowkey did a did a stay

in the house little fake barbecue uh I

didn't really do much which I preferred

I like not hitting every fourth of July

event so you were a loser you did

absolutely nothing you stayed home the

entire time well I went to a a barbecue

at someone's house yeah wow oh okay when

I when I spoke to you Sunday it sounded

like you had a lot of action going on oh

me and my cousin just went out to get

drinks and my cousin is a you know a bit

of an Irish Drinker sometimes handle you

are not I can I can handle I can handle

large consumptions of liquor oh this

[ __ ] guy is crazy oh my my cousin is

all right that's great all right so you

guys got pissy drunk and then you had

the Uber m home okay yeah all right

that's good M to body uh the squad was

in Miami oh my [ __ ] we did Miami things

and um I [ __ ] a bunch of guys no I had

zero sex thank you very much neither did

the squad and but we just had fun and

had some son and I got in a fight with

Michael course because of all this

[ __ ] attention one of his friends

heard the podcast and called him like yo

well let's put some backs not the actual

Michael K oh yeah yeah guys uh we have

nicknames for my bay and uh Michael Kors

is one of them or your woes my woes

Michael Kors um yeah so he heard and

your back story is real whack mty had a

guy that she was in love with for two

okay I was not in love with him at all

you would rather be on this guy forek he

seemed

cute uh you were well this stuff is

documented like this I know but I didn't

say I'm

people no I no no of course I'm

exaggerated okay well then yeah I was I

was definitely big on him for you were

very big on

him it was in April yeah it was I met

him in April yeah but then you got off

him you got on again like yeah then I

was over him in May so you were big on

this guy yeah all right and the guy has

a Michael Kors watch which hilar which

is why we decided to call him Michael

Kors so you said some really horrible

hurtful things last week let's just

address everyone that we pissed off last

week okay right so um and I don't feel

bad I mean no I feel bad I'm not

apologizing for it because obviously I

said it knowing that some way he could

possibly hear but I do feel like a

little bit of a bully I did say some

mean-spirited things so yeah I really I

always have a problem when people do

this what you're doing right now what

these [ __ ] apologies I mean it's not

an apology I'm not sorry I just feel bad

like I'm glad cuz I don't want to mess

with him anyway but I just feel bad a

little bit but if you feel bad I didn't

really think he would hear but it didn't

like I said it didn't really matter it's

kind of like it is what it is but he

heard it yeah so I feel like oh and he

felt away and he was offended yep but

this is already after he' pissed me off

like the day before cuz he asked me

something and I was like I don't know

and he's like man forget it I'm like

okay and then he was like um I don't

think we should talk anymore I was like

why is that he's like cuz you obviously

don't care I'm like Oh my Jesus get out

of your emotions so he was already like

horny so I really don't care that this

happened I just feel a tiny bit bad so

you don't care that he's offended no and

I'm I'm done with him I really don't

give a [ __ ] I just it I but if you don't

care then why'd you feel bad because I

don't want to be a bully and I felt that

was a little bully-ish I should have

toned it down you should probably

apologized to that man no no I mean

sorry for saying it on a public form I'm

not sorry for what I said

boom people are really prideful when it

comes to I'm not prideful he apologies I

don't understand it I don't get don't

get I don't see what the big deal is I

mean because then that would mean that

you went in last week I did go in a

little bit you said a lot of [ __ ] that

wasn't very nice it wasn't nice sorry

and that is the you know what all right

all right you know what I'm off it I

can't so he's John but um Cleveland's

still fine and fishbot was looking for

me this weekend but I was like I'm in

Miami Boo and then that was it yep okay

so is that like our that the bay update

although o no I don't even want to talk

about on the podcast never

mind why what happened what we talking

about it's major but we're not talking

about it can you give me a nickname for

that one I don't even know who you're

talking about I yeah I listen I can't

I'm bad at reading Mouse um who I left

to go do the crazy [ __ ] with in December

when we were at the um okay I got it I

got it yeah so we need a name for him

all right delayed delayed yeah I get it

I don't that crazy all right so delayed

so you he wants to fly me back to um

somewhere because we missed each other

so that's pretty

exciting you're really flourishing in

this uh what is this this this new found

like JV Twitter honey roll I don't know

what it is so you're getting flown out

now I know this is uh I've uh upgraded a

little bit are you are you actually

going yeah I mean we just talked about

it last night so what was said you were

really excited huh yeah I was pretty I

tried to act cool though he okay were

you having phone sex no no no we don't

do that were you sexting no we don't no

hold on let me read the text um so is it

just so it's just understood what so

you're just flying out like for dinner I

don't know he said I'll be there later

today oh you be gone already I said my

flight leaves a three sad face damn babe

will I ever see you was what he said I

said H we have to make it happen soon he

said oh wait wait wait I don't want to

did you say GH yeah well ug [ __ ] he said

yes we need to say when and it's done oh

Jesus and then we discussed a couple

details and I sent some info what

details might those have well I just

said I can't I can either stay later

today but I have to be back tonight or I

can oh wait you're flying out like soon

well I don't know what you have to ask

what about this gentleman makes you drop

everything and leave to go see him I

really like him why he's just dope I

don't we're not going to talk anymore

about that no no not anything that he

does or who he is I'm asking who he is

as a person what makes you just drop

everything and say I'm going have a

really good time when I'm with him and

it's just someone that I like being

around that's all there is to it I don't

understand women I don't get it why so

is it is it to be understood that you're

going to [ __ ] probably but I've [ __ ]

him for two years now so I might as well

not consistently it's been every couple

of month at least I mean for a while it

was every month but it's hard to be in

the same

city oh wait I got the people confused

yeah no yeah you do have the people conf

oh okay let's see what's going on all

right I got it I got it I got it so

you're going to [ __ ] yeah so you're

going to have sex probably and you're

you're uh you don't care but you just

broke up with uh Michael Kors we did not

break up for like a week okay it like a

month and you just finished saying that

you're good with a BC these other Bays

on your Bay update we fine but I'm not

married to any of them I'm living my

life so you're having sex with multiple

people yeah when you use a condom it's

not really a big deal I mean I'm not

[ __ ] the whole wide world and I

haven't [ __ ] well let's not go from

one extreme to the next and I haven't

[ __ ] fishbot in for in like so you got

a rotation basically

yeah all right and then when I find one

that I actually like everyone's out of

rotation you like all of them I know but

I mean like that's enough to settle down

none of these guys are worthy worthy of

you're not settling down I'm why don't

women sell themselves I want to settle

down no you don't you're not settling

down with any of these people that

you're [ __ ] oh I know that that's

what I'm saying none worth itly so H but

how how do you expect to meet someone

worth settling down with well because

I'm not with these guys every day so I

can meet a guy at any point and then

it's really quite easy cuz we I don't

have this crazy relationship with any of

them where I'm like so madly in love

that I can't leave them alone and I'm

going to just die die without them I

just stop you just dropped everything to

fly somewhere to have to have sex okay

well I didn't get there yet A and B

that's just like when y'all have hoes

too that are on Deck but then you meet a

[ __ ] and you cut off the hes that's it

that's what it is these are my hoes

that's different nope it is exactly the

same these are my hoes I I do I'm not a

big fan of double standards but I do

think that that's where double standards

should apply but I don't want to get too

much into you in your [ __ ] sex life

because yuck is just all [ __ ] nasty

and and disgusting

um Jared I I I still don't know Jared I

think they're saying that they're

investigating on part of his part his

former partner that was found guilty of

that [ __ ] two months ago and now they

want to look at Jared's files maybe to

see if there's more in it but I don't

know if that necessarily means they know

he's involved they just probably got a

warrant Jared from Subway who lost all

the way is being investigated on child

pornography charges correct um I for one

saddened by this information we don't

know everything yet it might hey he

might really be into the kids sadden for

the kids or sadden for

Jared um well I don't know I'm scared to

joke now I'm scared I'm scared to make

jokes now because people don't know when

I'm joking yeah and for the record can I

just let people know I am always joking

like yeah on this podcast for sure I'm

always joking in real life I'm always

always always always always joking

unless I am not joking and then you

would not need to uh it won't be very

hard to decipher the two because when

I'm serious it's very easy to tell when

I'm serious but really my [ __ ] like GE

what type of [ __ ] world are we live

in you can't tell a [ __ ] joke Jesus

uh but anyway uh so I don't know how to

answer that question uh it it it's

coming at a bad time

Jared uh and these child pornography

charges Bill Cosby and his admittance

to uh drugging women and raping

them um that's all horrible this it's

too too too many of uh our icons are

being destroyed here and and don't

forget about uh the younger generation

icon who might that be tiger oh jeez now

that is the one I do want to talk about

I do want to talk about that and I and

hopefully I will not offend anyone um

but for those of you who do not know how

podcasts work right you talk about

things current events sometimes very in

a very light-hearted

fashion sometimes well I don't think we

ever talk about anything seriously uh on

this podcast we try to stay we typically

avoid it purposely oh and I do want to

let Nicki Minaj know that there's a lot

of very successful people out there who

make who do podcasts I I I didn't really

understand the sarcasm that she threw my

way with these podcasts hashtag podcast

yeah I didn't get it I didn't get it but

off of that um so tiger you don't and

nobody knows the story huh no I'm not

very familiar with story all right so

let's hear it okay so T is being called

out for messing with a

transsexual actress named Mia or

something like that and this person sent

a ton of text messages in an email this

morning to a website and it included all

these different exchanges over the

course of the last two years between

Tiga and this alleged woman man thing oh

that was shitty um that was horrible

yeah that was bad that that was horrible

and it was offensive yes exactly so I

apologize to the trans uh gender

community and the and the transexual

commun bisexual LBG this podcast has had

enough drama for me I I respect all

different preferences all anyway so umah

blah blah blah and um he included like

dpics so it like matches up with his

tattoos why don't you just say dick okay

like why you saying D I don't know when

I say dickpics I don't say dickpics I

say dpics anyway um so also face pics

and um like I said this over the course

of two years so it is an extensive

amount of text messages which you really

can't get away from at that point and it

included a phone number at the top of it

um which was proven to be his phone

number from when China leaked his texts

the last time yeah that number is no

longer accurate exactly they said he

changed that number yes Chang since

since China did it so don't try to call

this guy yeah it's not the right number

um okay now this is the part where I'm

just a tad bit confused um trans

seual means that you still have your

genitalia yes yep so how could this

person have been having how could how

does sex occur and I'm only saying sex

occurred because in the text messages

that were released they are saying that

sex occurred threesoms and things of

that nature now I don't I don't how does

that I mean like I guess with any like

when it's two men it's always like one

goes in the but so he could be doing

that and then getting head from this

girl guy well I guess what I'm asking

is are we to assume from this that tiger

is not a straight

man that's where my confusion comes in

and I don't I'm actually being serious

now um I'm a I'm a bit

naive in this area I don't know very

much about transgender transsexual sex

and how it occurs and sexuality

pertaining to I don't I'm lost maybe

he's just a big Rory and mty the body

don't seem to have very much information

on this either no but in the event that

he did have sex with this person you

could say that he is not a straight

man now I learned a term recently uh

called

pansexual um and I don't want to give

out wrong incorrect definitions you can

look that you can look the terminology

up yourself but to my understanding

pansexual is someone who is just

attracted to all

like anything like the gender doesn't

really pertain to very

much so they're attracted to all human

beings yeah exactly no matter what they

are whe they got cut off it's still

there they have a wig on they're

attracted to yeah now I I could be I

could be off there but I'm pretty sure

that that is the definition

now this is just uh

I mean we can't you know it's still not

confirmed or proven to be true so we

can't well the text messages were

released and they were talking about

having

sex and and when Mia text and said hey

if anybody asks if we did a b or c just

deny it because a you know there's a lot

of messy [ __ ] going on and he replied

with okay which said to me that he

acknowledges that things took place

right and I and it let me be perfectly

clear I don't give a [ __ ] about anybody

sexuality yeah I don't I don't care I'm

not invested in it I don't I don't have

anything negative to say about it it's a

shame I had to preface everything that I

say now horrible things because the

world is full of [ __ ] idiots but it's

all right um yeah I don't I don't really

care it's just very interesting to me

and that is exactly why you got to watch

the [ __ ] that you text absolutely people

you got to start sending voicemails

these days well also it's a cliche cop

out but Photoshop does exist and

photoshopping a text message is is a

very easy thing to yeah that's what I

was thinking the only thing that I'm

like a little bit weary of with that is

the the dickpick well you I mean I guess

you could do that too but it just

matched up with the tattoos

and again you can alter any type of text

message or she could have got that

picture from someone someone else like a

friend HTS that really did [ __ ] with him

cuz I'm not going to say that there's

not women that deal with rappers that

are not trying to get their 15 minutes

of f

word so we're giving him the benefit of

the doubt that's I think he deserves it

at least

as of now well I certainly am not about

to convict anyone because I don't know

[ __ ] about [ __ ] but in the event that

these things are true and

accurate oh man I don't know it's always

it's always horrible anytime a woman is

leaking your [ __ ] text messages like

you say things you say things in in

private to people that you think will

remain in I was thinking that ear it's

just horrible horrible but I am anxious

to see how uh this plays out in the uh

Kardashian world yeah I mean I'm pretty

sure they're going to just sweep it

under the rug and keep it moving just

the way that they kept sweeping under

the rug all of Scott's

indiscretions oh yeah and then they

broke up then they finally broke up but

I really feel like Courtney never gave a

[ __ ] anyway that was a baby Factory to

her he was around from before the fame

she kept him around was like [ __ ] it I

know you'll be good to pop out a few

kids popped them out right in a row boom

boom boom kicked him to the curb because

he's been a mess knew he'd stay a mess

never wouldn't be a mess I don't know

much about yeah I don't watch the show

I'm not I've seen the sound bites that

he's done and I think he's hilarious

from what I've seen and I enjoy

following him on uh Instagram yeah

anyone that calls themselves Lord DIC in

such a pandering and arrogant way I

think it's hilarious yeah I respect his

arrogance I think it's I enjoy it baby

Factory all right yeah I'm not a

Kardashian conu so I don't really know

anything about that so i' imagine Kylie

would if this is true I'd imagine Kylie

would know something about it before

you's not going to stay with someone

they've been together not true at all

like he he could she could have no idea

if they're just [ __ ] it's not like

they're well first of all they're not

just

[ __ ] why no not him and Kylie him and

me oh yeah that's what I meant yeah I'd

imagine if you're with somebody this

long that you'd have some form of hint

I'm not saying she knew but you would

have some like this doesn't add up no I

mean like no one in my life well that

begs the question at what point are you

not just [ __ ] if you're [ __ ]

somebody for three

years is it just [ __ ]

yeah you were quick with the I had to

think about it real quick of course I'm

not let me not get any information from

my yeah of course well I mean like what

do you call delayed that's been two

years two consistent years yo your

definition of consistent my [ __ ] if

it's not every month it's like every

other

month is that consistent every other

month every other month one time every

other month is not consistent sex okay

fine not cool yeah that's not not

consistent no that's

standby

that's yeah I don't think women know the

difference between consistent and

standby I don't think women know when

they're on stand consistent is very

relative with women because whatever is

going to make them feel better in their

scenario like I don't really give a [ __ ]

either way but it just hasn't fallen off

is all I'm saying well three three uh

three years of of sex with someone was I

don't know if that is

uh what were we just saying and if

that's just [ __ ] yeah I don't know if

that's just

[ __ ] I think you graduated some point

yeah there would be some form of a a

solid friendship in three years of

consistently [ __ ] yeah and once

there's a solid friendship that means

that you actually

care there's a trust factor in there CU

I I don't see someone [ __ ] someone

for three years and not trusting them at

all well no well I'm not going to

underestimate women and the trust issues

I'm talking about men I can only speak

as a man oh yeah a man a man a man a man

yeah yeah it's got to be some type of

trust there I don't even know how those

how that sex happens but there would be

some type of trust there and when you

care and there's trust that is that will

some type of way be indicative of your

behavior toward this person so now

you're in like like a mini relationship

not in one but it becomes a relationship

just not in that capacity right just not

a boyfriend girlfriend relationship so

you're going to give somebody more of a

benefit of a doubt than you typically

would if they were a

stranger is that what you're getting at

in this sense of Kylie not knowing what

was going on

oh I don't know if she [ __ ] knew I

don't I don't I've tried to ignore every

headline that's come out regarding him

and Kylie as of I I don't know anything

about the relationship to talking about

it right now I don't know [ __ ] I just

know that she's [ __ ] how old she is

and he likes her lot is she 18 yet n

feel like she's been 17 for years in

August so next month I don't I don't I

don't know and it pains me to talk about

this type of stuff like I don't I'm only

talking about it now because it's that

big of an issue it seems which it should

be news he doesn't have a lot of back

here because he is attracted to a

teenager so back to being attracted to

everything he has some history I think

he caught some Flack with that one too

oh he absolutely did I'm not going to

get into that though I'm not going to

get into

that I will say else talk about get into

it I will say he's not the first person

that's [ __ ] the high school chick

when you have graduated at my high

school older guys was pulling up in cars

all the time picking up the 16 and 17

year old chick that was a that happened

every day I'm not GNA shoot tiger some

bail

here but let's be clear when the

17-year-old girl is worth

uh however much money she is

worth I wouldn't do it however I know

quite a few people that would look at

that as a business Arrangement yes I

mean and she's pretty

now it's happened three times in a row

with three of the older sisters you'd

imagine and you've seen those business

Arrangements if we're talking about

consistency work out pretty well for

some other people I'm not going to kill

them yeah I'm not going to kill them I

get it I wouldn't do it I I I would not

do it but you know what let me tell you

babies now are have become business

Arrangements everything marriages now

have become business

Arrangements relationships have become

business

Arrangements uh pretty much everything

that has anything to do with [ __ ]

uh and and that is certainly a business

family [ __ ] are getting love to [ __ ]

out of here lie who gives a [ __ ] about

love anymore let me not talk about love

I was just I said wait wait am I not

allowed to talk about love appar

apparently not right oh my God horrible

yeah what can I talk about what can I

talk about without without being [ __ ]

killed and dragged through the [ __ ]

mud luckily for me this is not my first

rodeo I've been dragged by you offended

people I've been dragged by better

people oh no no edit come on I've been

dragged by some better I'm just saying

I've been dragged by a few people this

is not it's not my first rodeo here with

with offending people I've just I just

handle it differently today like I'm

trying to teach Marissa to do today you

offend people by mistake you apologize

because you impeded on someone's

feelings unless that was your intention

right clearly you don't give a [ __ ]

about offending anyone no I give a [ __ ]

I see now in my 20s I wouldn't gave a

[ __ ] either sorry can y'all stop kicking

my

bro yeah but I keep getting kicked my

foot is broke I can't want I'm in a cast

and crutches and y'all two are like

playing foies with my cast underneath

the [ __ ] all right well I just keep

getting kicked and I can't see through

the table and it hurts I'm like I'm in

pain Jesus what the [ __ ] now I [ __ ]

lost my [ __ ] train of thought you

were talking about your 20s oh yeah my

20 oh I wouldn't have gave a [ __ ] of my

20s and oh I was a wild [ __ ] guy in

my [ __ ] I wouldn't really say that

I'm a wild guy but I it was two people

that I didn't really care about their

feelings I think you take for granted

the power of uh listeners yeah I think I

agree with you and this should be

and even if you feel the way that you

said you feel uh The Forum that you

chose to display that yeah maybe I don't

realize the okay no that sounds corny

but like the power that I have when I

say [ __ ] like that or the platforms that

I choose to do so on like someone that

you spoke so highly of you shouldn't

want to embarrass no but I found out

that he I was just speaking High [ __ ] no

he didn't do anything mean to me no he's

an idiot like he's just

not worth my time I told you cuz he's

over there being in his feelings I don't

think we should talk no more cuz

obviously you don't care like what get

get off of my phone you [ __ ] little

brat oh I'm being mean again I'm we

should have guessed we should have

guessed Miguel Miguel's numbers as well

last week oh I would have lost horribly

me too I would have [ __ ] Miguel did uh

39,000 yeah I would have I would have

guessed in the 80s I feel that sounds

like a

decent 39,000

why do you think that is in R&B is a bit

different yeah in R&B I feel

like low numbers are tolerated a bit

more so than in hip-hop um is it because

it's not as BR well no I no no I just

feel like the life of the album uh the

consumer purchases for a longer period

of time yeah it has a slower build album

in comparison Trey just did 16,000 on

his first week a few weeks ago and

Mariah did pretty low as well did what

like 16,000 but that's not true yeah

album trigger reloaded but in his

defense it was repackaging that oh yeah

that doesn't count and what Mari album

um I know that did

bad but I know it did bad well I think

the Miguel album's great uh I really

enjoy it if you have not heard it I

think you should pick it up what albums

are out uh this week [ __ ] none none that

I could think of isn't there's nothing

to guess

yeah no I can't think of anything yeah I

don't you know I don't really uh there

there you have some people who are more

concerned about with what albums sell um

rather than the content uh I've never

been that way I've always been a Content

guy and Miguel's album for me was very

anticipated I do think that he took a

little while to produce it um cuz it

took a few

years yeah kco dreams came out

2012 so it took a few years years to

produce I think that people were so

enamored with that kaleidoscope dreams

album that he went into this with some

expectations yeah and I think he needed

to find a new sound cuz kaleidoscope

dreams is a phenomenal R&B album but it

is a very in the-box R&B album he didn't

travel too far out of a typical R&B

album with kaleidoscope drinks I got

some prints out of that album I got a I

got got a bit more Prince out of this

one I got more Lenny Kravitz out of this

one it was less Prince well Lenny

Lenny's got some prince in

him yeah but it's a lot more Lenny yeah

than than Prince um I think he was

heavily involved with the album ly so we

got R&B beef now that we're talking

about it r& beef we do r& beef r& beef

that was that was pretty cute I thought

of that a while ago I just forgot it so

so Miguel and and Miguel was doing an

interview with someone I wish I could

tell you but in this podcast we don't

really give accurate information we we

get it from Twitter yeah exactly um

Miguel was doing an interview in which

he said something that I think has been

brewing inside of him for a long time I

agree I think he he finally said some

[ __ ] that he felt he should have said

years ago now this is me putting this is

my own thoughts I don't you know I don't

know that this has been building inside

of him for years but he said I make

better music than Frank Ocean I don't

know what question was asked I don't

know how it came up well they've been

pitted against each other for a few

years ever since um Frank won the Grammy

over him at uh the 2013 Grammys for I

guess best AR album or whatever the

category was so they've compared a lot

but didn't Miguel win to Grammy yeah

maybe just not in that category I'm not

sure no not that year I don't know but

there was a big there was AIG think a

dorm probably won won a Grammy didn't

Lotus Flower Bomb get some at Le a

nomination I don't know because we like

I said we never give accurate

information either we just make [ __ ] up

that we think we heard on Twitter one

time go off off off center and just

[ __ ] spew [ __ ] somebody got a

Grammy one time but it does raise the

question that now with Frank's album

coming out this week I mean not this

week this month allegedly oh yeah July

allegedly it's coming out in July don't

cry okay um and I think I just saw

something that said Frank and his

girlfriend had a child this morning what

I see that I saw that and I didn't know

that Frank had a girlfriend neither did

I he's that a lot of Mystique with him

interesting dude I mean I think that's

his been his thing it works for him yeah

yeah like how the weekend was in the

beginning when he did no interviews from

Mad long also cool so who makes better

music Frank Ocean or

Miguel it's tough to say right now

because we have a lot more to go Miguel

is tangible right now yeah I can say

that he is a better body of work than

Frank Ocean right now that may change

catalog that's what I'm talking about

yeah well there's Miguel a I think

Miguel has more [ __ ] oh this is tough no

he doesn't he doesn't have more no he

doesn't I guess his prodct are shorter

if I'm counting Frank oceans uh we're

counting Nostalgia Ultra in we're

definitely counting Nostalgia Ultra

which I thought should have been

included on the R&B bracket it's a

mixtape but it's a mixtape so you can't

really include it I think I I I I might

want to go as far as saying I enjoyed

that project more than his album me

personally you would not be wrong for

saying think a lot of people agree with

that um cool ringtone it's my phone it's

my ring it's my Law and Order ringtone

um don't ask me why I R it's never on

ring but yeah I might want to go as far

as saying I enjoy Nostalgia Ultra better

than Channel orange a lot of people

would say that that's me and I was one

of the few people to download uh wait

hold on we're counting project Lon bro

lonni the lonni Bro project with all 72

8 lonni bro wasn't put together to be a

project it was a bunch of records that

he was writing for other people in the

studio and I he said I had all this work

it's not going to go out here it all is

not sequenced not together it's just a

bunch of Records so I don't know

Eno then it kind of what's the

percentage that you like on that I'm one

of the few people that does not really

like that Lon bro no not I don't well

it's 82 joints yeah so I'm asking what

your percentage I'm not going to like uh

I don't like most of it yeah but the

songs that I like from there I really

really really enjoy um but I'm just

saying the body of work you know they

both have uh they both have uh I feel

like Miguel released a couple little

tapes in the past couple nah they were

like little itty bitty baby ones you got

Miguel's first album you got

kaleidoscope dreams and you have wildart

he put out a EP that uh that had coffee

on it a few months back had NWA on it

too what what did it have

NWA yeah it did have NWA put out another

like a little was four songs on that

[ __ ] and two of them were on the

album so I'm not going to count that um

I don't know just in my head I felt like

he released a lot more little I do feel

like Frank is going to come with some

[ __ ] though I mean he's been quiet for a

long time so I do feel like cuz Channel

orange is a few years ago as well they

came out around the same time Channel

orange and cladis scope both in

2012 yeah Frank is gonna come with some

dialon he well he has no choice at this

point sure he has a choice oh I want to

single at least soon I do miss Frank

Frank is not putting a single out I know

he didn't put a single out for for the

last one I don't think a single will

come out um time the was worked yeah but

the public picks the singles when it

comes to those situations they put a lot

of money into that video and they played

that video non-stop that's working a

record yeah I guess you could work it in

different they put that that's working a

video that [ __ ] video was everywhere

was so well I've never seen a video by

the way it's phenomenal yeah I haven't

neither it's an amazing I just love that

record yeah well you can't say they

didn't put money into a single that was

I don't know I I don't know enough to be

able to speak on what they spent money

on and what they didn't I just know that

pyramids they they put some money into

thinking about you too was my a single

that was a single I don't think pyramids

was a single but we'll have our argument

later because you still think that

[ __ ] uh uh what do you think come on

with your [ __ ] the Illmatic [ __ ] you

still think that uh halftime was the

single on IL Matic oh yeah yeah we had

that conversation and I believe I was

wrong I think that was the I don't

remember the answer but I think I wrong

yeah you were wrong about that by the

way um but uh I just know I enjoy

pyramids a lot and Novae is one of my

favorite songs ever made yo you used to

blast Novae so heavy before he was

popping I still blast this what is

happening right now I don't know Biz is

here and there's a camera guy why is

there a camera guy here why is there a

camera huh you're a rapper yeah like

wait

what's wait pull up a chair and share

this mic with Marty so I so I can

understand why I'm can the cameraman

introduce himself too just so I I don't

have a complete stranger in how you

doing good get a chair I'm a tad bit

confused at what's happening right this

second

B Biz got the shades on the lights are

on

though you have to come sit here cuz the

mic why is there a camera guy here right

now and why is he in this building in

his which I which I which I understand

you you don't go anywhere without a

camera guy yeah that's fine but when

you're coming on someone else's

[ __ ] I would just assume that they would

have to be informed that there's a

camera guy natural yeah yeah live ch

but what are we recording I can't it's

it's a bunch of

stuff do I get to sign a release form

yeah and in the event that I don't sign

a release for I couldn't I couldn't do

nothing with it but you do plan on doing

something with this footage absolutely

because B yeah there's a microphone here

that you actually have to use on on on a

podcast which you should know how to

conduct yourself on podcast cuz you've

been on like a podcast tour yes which

I'm a little confused about why you see

now I don't I know I'm a

look I'm just coming to see family you

know what I

mean n n you know I mean that that one's

not going to fly now I haven't seen you

since the last Monopoly game when your

wife said you can't play Monopoly

anymore that's the last time I saw you

yeah she wasn't she wasn't crazy about

me um coming to see you like that yeah

because women have this idea that when

you come to Joe uh hang out with Joe

Buton or you come to Joe button's house

there are wild orgies happening 24/7

there's a bunch of [ __ ] vies are

going to be over there models and I'm

just [ __ ] it's just one bit I don't

know where people get this from well no

yes I do that's not right maybe at one

point there would be mad Vixens and

models in your crib doesn't mean no one

was having an orgy but that was

absolutely things that were happen no

I'm talking about years back that's when

years ago there would be like summer

2011 that [ __ ] was 2011 20125 now things

are yeah shout out the compound things

things are a bit different today it a

different er uh I don't choose to live

my life that way so there are not a

bunch of hoes just waiting around naked

for all of your button's friends to come

and [ __ ] hang out let me just put

that out there if she know if she knows

Marissa's in the building she's good

with that she [ __ ] him but that's the

last time I saw you and then a few weeks

ago maybe that was last week I don't

really recall you did tax's uh podcast

who's like my podcast

enemy I see that yeah that's my podcast

enemy see that so why the [ __ ] are you

here on this podcast is the part that

I'm a bit confused about you went over

there with the Enemy oh and now here you

are to discuss I don't really know what

you're here to discuss you text me two

days ago and you said hey I want to come

up to the podcast and because you're my

man I said well sure but I had every

intention on asking you once you got

here tax sent them in here to case the

place I see what's going on yeah I I

feel I feel I don't know how I feel but

I feel funny man I feel funny I don't

know is he casing is he casing our

podcast that's why I got the sunglass on

so we can't see his eyes and there's a

camera he camera guy where you

from Queen like and Long Island

from

dinnerland dinnerland yes

myam I no I meant like your area not

your what team you're

from oh my goodness what the [ __ ] is

well do you have anything to do you have

anything to add here or are we just

being filmed for no reason yeah no we're

just being filmed for no reason

everything is for no reason we just here

we just here I just came here to say

what's up that's all okay well what's up

well

hello what how y doing it's good to see

you all right that's it it's a it's a

shame because we don't have guests very

often here we don't know how to act yeah

we we we yeah we paranoid now when when

people just want to pop up and you pick

a very peculiar time to little

interesting the timing is impeccable I

will say um hey hey cor did you Pat him

down before he came in here yeah I don't

know if Oma sent you here I don't H in

these streets right now yeah I don't

know what's going on man uh I'll just

assume that everything is uh everything

is copesthetic here and what what was I

talking about before this guy [ __ ]

witha about uh Frank's album oh yeah so

Nova Kane I love with all my heart um as

evidenced by ordinary three um pyramids

I love with all my heart uh part one and

two will never get old to me um so I

don't really know where I stand on this

whole Miguel Frank Ocean thing why you

know what why can't people like two

people you can it's impossible now he

says that it's comparing apples to

oranges basically so trying to say you

don't need to compare no you could

compare them it's not it's definitely

not say what Miguel said yeah I'm well

that was the cleanup job yeah that was

that I don't think I I read it this

morning I think Miguel experience to a

lesser extent what happened to me last

week where you say some [ __ ] and then

you don't really expect it to be blown

out of proportion the way that uh the

way that it has been but uh yeah you can

compare those two but why are we

comparing why does everything need to be

[ __ ] compared why can't I like Frank

Ocean Why can't I like Miguel and leave

it the [ __ ] alone it's a competitive

culture so naturally debates will spark

and people will choose sides as human

human emotional beings and it'll just

naturally happen yeah but I mean it's

all opinion well obviously it's all

opinion it's all relative to your own

personal preference I don't think that

those two are um so far uh so far uh I

wouldn't say they were that far AP yeah

I don't I don't think there are there's

that big of a difference if you could

compare two R&B artists it would be them

two I don't think it's apples and

oranges it's more like [ __ ] uh

oranges and tangerines yeah yeah it's

more like oranges and Tangerine but I

hold a special place in my heart for um

kaleidoscope

dreams because okay because just because

okay okay well I listen to Miguel more

than I listen to Frank but I'm not going

to say that Frank is not as good as

Miguel I have a special in my heart for

channel orange no Nostalgia Ultra well

now does Miguel write all his music I

don't know I'm not sure from my

understanding he does ammani says that

he does or most of it most of it he does

I've never really checked the credits uh

to confirm that but you know I like just

reporting [ __ ] anyway so uh so

Miguel writes his songs but it's safe to

assume Frank is a better writer than

Miguel yes because he's also written for

other people and created hits for other

people so it's I mean as a writing as a

whole he can

write pop records for other people he

can write the alternative stuff for

himself that's a very

wide area to be in so uh we know for a

fact Miguel doesn't do writing for

others e where you at oh yeah oh no

maybe I'm wrong I don't know that I

don't know that for a fact and I think

we should stop [ __ ] discussing [ __ ]

that we don't literally we're just

[ __ ] guessing point of this podcast

yeah yeah let's stop doing that I don't

know who Miguel writes for or doesn't

write for me um but uh so if we have to

rank since we're on music if we have to

rank Frank

Ocean

Neo and the dream as

songwriters what about Ty Doon uh uh he

does write

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songs I'm G to unplug your mic he writes

songs no no no for real like you have to

stop doing you have to stop [ __ ] uh

you have to stop doing that that is a

valid thing but he hasn't written as

many songs as the guys that you named so

I guess he can't really be included in

this bracket no TI dollar sign if he did

write the same amount of songs he

shouldn't be included in this bracket

that's not very fair because you that

would be you comparing them as Marissa

I'm just telling you now because I do

love you the dream

Neo tie dollar sign is not in that

sentence at all he's not shut the [ __ ]

up what are you talking like what I

don't I don't is that apples and oranges

[ __ ] no no it's not no it's no it's not

that's like uh apples and

paint that's like uh

I was going to say window cleaner yes

very yes it's oranges and Windex it's

headline Joe Buton calls Tai doas on

paint yeah yeah that would be the

[ __ ] headlin um anyway let's get back

to the point um so you're the person

that [ __ ] took us off the point I

know let Point here off the top of my

head dream Neo Frank I would say without

me looking at

everything NE first

Neo

Frank

why off the top of my head Playing

devil's advocate I said this is without

me looking off the top of my head I

would say the dream Neo well I know but

that means you have to have some type of

information stored in the top of your

head to to make you say that I'm

thinking of dream records that have been

written uh single ladies being one of

the greatest pop records of recent time

umbrella umbrella all right I don't want

to piss the beehive off here yeah but

Single Ladies is immaculately

written yeah got some big records he

should be Sean Garrett should be added

to this thank you Amman EST the

pen but but I won't add him

because oh no no no no no no no no no no

no I'm aware of what Rico Love has

written by the way but I'm more so

talking about artists who have multiple

bodies of work who also write double as

writers so Rico Love has one

album he has two

albums all right so I'm not familiar

with both Rico Love albums and Sean

Garrett

I'm and sea Garrett I'm not I don't

think many people see him as an artist

even though he's dabbled in that field

for quite some time love song was my sh

um no sea Garrett's pin is amazing and

if you were to include sha Garrett I I

don't know I don't know I don't know

where I would I'm not that familiar with

his I mean like off the top I'd have to

look up well if you pull up his disc

phph yeah I mean I'm sure I know it's

expensive I just don't know off the top

but I don't but I don't want to give

scapegoat here tell me more have you

looked some things up or we still going

off the top of your head no I just

opened up uh his his writing credits uh

pop

records it looks like the dream would

win this but writing if you're talking

about the depth of writing something you

could probably make a better case for

Neil but I still think making hit

records I hate when people just take out

like making a hit record is some Easy

[ __ ] thing to do making single ladies

was not an easy thing to do it's one of

the biggest records of the past 20 years

you speak with such conviction why why

why do you you also co wait why did you

write Single

Ladies why why you I saw Kanye when he

went up to that [ __ ] stage clearly

but but why do you speak with such about

yeah you here the [ __ ] AC you done

change colors entirely right in front of

my [ __ ] face

here go ahead on your single ladies rant

I'm done that was it I stopped and you

and you replied

how do you know how easy or difficult it

was to write Single Ladies I mean he's

just saying the I'm saying hit record is

it easy to write hit records cuz if it

was the everyone would for me no for

anyone period I can answer that question

for you for for me no it's not it's not

very easy at all it's actually very

[ __ ] difficult and he's only had one

I say that to say see and that's where

and that's where uh you know fans not

being very knowledgeable I get that I'm

a weirdo and my perspective is a unique

one however when you have every resource

in the universe right mhm clearly

Beyonce uh clearly uh the dream and

Frank Ocean are favorites of Beyonce's

as far as writing goes yeah uh theyve

written multiple records for her uh so

when you take the biggest [ __ ] Mega

star that we have in music right and you

peer her with someone who is a amazing

at writing

records and you have any instrument or

producer or sound or arranger or

anything at your disposal I don't that's

never been an experience for me because

I've never sniffed a quarter of that

success so for me it's very difficult

because I only have my brain to rely on

uh that's I wouldn't think that that is

the case with the dream was the dream

just birthed into a studio with every

resource ever

or did he is this a rhetorical question

yes it's a rhetorical question so he

obviously was writing records for a very

long time and got to that point because

he was such an amazing

writer nobody just blessed him and said

here have every producer in the world

and the biggest pop artist ever no I

didn't my bad e money Michael Jackson's

but have one of the biggest pop artists

ever you don't just get that so I'm not

quite sure what your point is there word

all right you all right you're changing

the context of our conversation you're

talking about the path taken to get to

being able to write Single Ladies I'm

only talking about there's a lot of val

music from was born to single ladies I'm

talking about dream and Beyonce going in

a studio and attempting to come up with

single ladies I'm not talking about all

of their 60 years on Earth put together

and how it culminated to this great

amazing record that's not what I'm

talking about uh they both have their

respected pasts all that's great but I

I'm just saying I don't I can't speak to

how easy or difficult it is for someone

to write this record with everything at

your disposal I don't know you can't

chastise me for not knowing I don't know

but if I'm but if I'm just listening

to the writing of the record

m i mean I'm a fan of of uh

intricacy I think there's in I can't

pronounce that word I think that's ining

ladies intricacy you think there's

intricacy in Single Ladies to create a

Melody that is going to cover the entire

world singing it yes let's be

clear all right well he's probably going

to finish me here because he's

R&B word

well obviously giving it to Beyonce that

kind of spoke to to the point that I was

attempting to make earlier when you say

when I say you take the biggest Mega

star in the universe and you put him in

the studio with someone who's great at

writing I would think that a hit is

coming

out and I say it actually is tangible it

happened so you're taking you're taking

everything that it took to create it and

saying you're not going to give him the

credit for making it

wait that's not you're putting words in

my mouth I never said I'm not giving him

credit for making it I never said that

you're seeming to take away from the

credit of the record because of some

unable things you don't know about you

got you got to keep up with the

conversation you are dictating by the

way my response I love when Joe debates

my my response was to a question

debating with Joe is getting in the

[ __ ] wait wait well well I can't talk

and you can't talk and listen so I'm

going to wait for you to finish you

asked me if I thought it was difficult

to make a hit mhm I responded with my

answer my answer isn't taking away

anything from the dream I'm answering

your question to the best of my

ability that's it I'm aware I didn't say

you didn't do that well you're saying

I'm attempting to take away from the

dream and and and his writing ability

because he went in the studio with

Beyonce and came up to hit no I was just

answering the question that you asked me

no that's actually exactly what you just

said what is what I just said you you

are you're taking the record not me for

once you're taking the record and

you're everything that led up to it

you're now taking as it's a discredit

from what the body of work actually is

in the result of that record well I'm

able to

compartmentalize but the result is still

the same no matter what compartment that

is in the the result is still the exact

same well the starting point is not so

while the result we're talking about the

ending result here that the record is

out no I'm talking about the starting

point and for me the starting point is

two people going in a studio and

attempting to make a hit record you keep

talking about when they were

born no I don't all right that's not

true you know that's not true you've

mentioned multiple times the road that

led both of them to getting in that

studio to create that record you you

have mentioned that multiple times not

me as a point to say he didn't just end

up in this studio with his person he has

a huge body of work of great writing

that got him to make this hit record but

our conversation is about Single Ladies

so I'm so I creating a hit record was

the original conversation it got

switched to single ladies well no you

brought up Single Ladies so for me that

was the start point we are talk we are

now talking my question was is it easy

to make a hit record did I say is it

easy to make single ladies no I said is

it easy to make a hit record you then

went to single ladies but no no no no

that's not true that's not true you're

wrong I'm not wrong we rewind that well

well we can and the listeners can

however you didn't start with you

started with with you pulled some [ __ ]

up and you started with well the dream

wrote Single Ladies a BC so forth and so

on yeah you followed that with is it

easy to write a hit record not

reverse so so answer my question as the

question not what I was when I brought

up Single Ladies before I answered the

question I said for for me yeah it's

difficult I don't know that it's

difficult for him with all the resources

at his disposal that was my answer okay

we'll agree to this here what is there

to disagree about can you say how easy

or or or difficult it is for him to come

up with that record if everyone could

write a hit record it wouldn't be a hit

record that's not true that's not true

that's bad that's bad logic again like I

just finished saying everyone doesn't

have the same resources and everyone

does not have the same ability if you

put anyone in that studio with Beyonce

they're not going to come out with

single ladies I don't know that fam

that's awful logic if I go in the studio

with Beyonce I'm coming out with single

ladies oh now you're being now you're

being now now you are being factious I'm

talking about people in the music world

writers I'm talking about writers you're

putting any writer in the studio of

Beyonce and you're getting the same

results you are much smarter than that

are they coming out with single ladies

to a te no Rory don't be [ __ ] silly

however if you put Neo in the studio

with Beyonce because these are the

people that we are discussing well yeah

now we're do you think a hit is coming

out I absolutely think a hit is coming

out if you

put if you put sea Garrett in the studio

with Beyonce do you think a hit is

coming out yeah if you put Frank Ocean

in the studio with Beyonce do you think

there's the potential for a hit to come

out a potential yes of course there's a

potential all these people have made hit

records so then I don't understand your

that's why I don't understand your point

if you put Marissa in the studio with

Beyonce no I don't think a hit will come

um we will definitely make a hit mty

Monro was a really all right we got it

we got it we got it so so that that's

what I'm saying like I don't see how you

you are having a beef with me saying I

don't know like I don't know I can't I

can't say okay I know dream is a great

writer I know she's the biggest [ __ ]

star in the universe

okay anyway and if you put me if you put

me in the studio with Beyonce and give

me every resource available to

mankind I think I do pretty

good if you put me in my studio with

[ __ ] just me and [ __ ] parks

man it's a little different and here

here we are today it's a it's a little

different so I mean that that's my point

there so still with that being said now

let's get back to our original

conversation on ranking these

writers no he didn't no I didn't park St

Beyonce he would say that I'm not I'm

not trying to [ __ ] I'm not trying to

[ __ ] on Parks I'm just I'm just saying

we don't we don't have the all the

resour parks are not Beyonce in the

dream that's what we know all listen W

who who who even though we're not

Beyonce in the dream you don't have to

chime in with your [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ]

[ __ ] let's get let's get to the point of

ranking these because we're at like a

hour and 15 minutes are we well the

people want to we didn't even spoke

about [ __ ] H whatever do we have any

emails uh can we get to the ranking

please so you go

dream and I you can rewind it without me

looking at anything off the top of my

head but then you looked at something I

haven't looked at Neil and I haven't

looked at Frank oh so you only looked at

dream yeah because we're talking about

him okay so without you looking at at

everyone's discog you go dream Neo

Frank who do you put Drake in that what

do I put Drake does Drake write for

others Drake

[Music]

wrot I'm literally asking wrot M Dr

Drake wrote uh the Jamie Fox record for

for your type Drake wrote a bunch of

Records I I put Drake high but where do

you put him in that

mix it's it it's a bit that's probably

and orang it's a bit apples and oranges

in there that's probably apples and

oranges all right all right so you go

dream Neo Frank yes mty you go tie

dollar sign and everyone and no one else

and everyone else that's my

list oh man got to do Neo Neo I got to

go Neo man NE got to be first okay I got

yeah I got I would have to I would have

to go Neo you know what would be my

question here and I don't want to get in

another debate with you um I'd have to

ask um longevity not to say Neo has very

longevity but as of recently I'm asking

a question I'm not telling what was the

most recent thing that that Neo has done

that was a hit written for somebody else

oh for someone else oh well you're

asking me to answer that off the top of

my head I I wouldn't I wasn't

sure um I would assume I don't that's

without me checking which uh pitb record

is that tonight oh okay okay okay okay

okay yeah yeah that's a good record yeah

that's a great record so I mean yeah

that record that's that's without me

checking anything so why do you ask are

you about to try and discredit my

[ __ ] list here no I was just asking I

got I go Neo I was going to ask the same

question the dream but I'm sure you

don't know top of your head either I'll

go dream before Frank just because it's

more extensive

and then I'll go Frank but I do think

that Frank has the ability to to change

the order of that list that would have

been my list too if telis didn't sued

everyone all right wonderful do we have

emails yeah we're getting some emails

all right we're GNA get some [ __ ]

emails uh and this is wonderful this is

when I get to give wonderful advice to

people even though um if you let the

barbs tell it I shouldn't be giving

anyone advice about any especially

relationships yeah especially

relationship I hate how they bring in

like your last hit record into the whole

point of it I'm like what the [ __ ] does

it have to do with anything that is

really frustrating that's what people do

well well yeah you have to kind of

understand how the way of the world

Works once you say anything about anyone

you are now on the stand

absolutely and anything that you have

ever [ __ ] going tear down every oh

you better it may not every action

you've ever had it may not be relevant

at all but oh yeah it's it's coming it's

coming you're on the stand and you're

going to sit there for a little bit i'

just be disappointed because

at at this point like I've heard every

single pump it up joke that there

possibly is to be made I just would like

a little bit of

creativity uh from people as they

attempt to [ __ ] drag me yeah um but

that's all that's my own personal [ __ ]

that's me intellectualizing [ __ ] again

but uh all right we got him yeah all

right I'm emailing because I've recently

met a young cacious that's what is that

curvaceous curvaceous curvaceous Latino

it's a v not a f he could have put a v i

mean a f you wouldn't know uh who also

happens to be a virgin before I go off

in the event that he put a f it would

still be a v it should be AV okay just

just say that ease off bro ease off man

can we

hurry before you go off she's of legal

age uh just inexperienced because of

overbearing parents and willing to let

God the god he's talking about himself

show her what's up this is great because

there's very little Latino population

where I live it could be my only shot to

take one down now the issue at hand is

she happens to be my best friend's

little sister she was very aggressive at

pursuing me you know how it goes I'm

wondering since you have Latino spir do

it how many punches in the face am I

going to get any advice going forward

would be Stellar thank you in advance

also Marissa's mad Regular pass it

on Marissa is mad Regular first of all

let's be perfectly clear on that he said

that in the email yeah that's incredible

like what's what's even it's even more

Angry than mad like you like [ __ ]

rageful regular regular oh but now I'm

regular but then a few weeks ago with

the w thing oh you're media you can't

say certain [ __ ] which one is it pick a

side and stick with it um depends on

what day it is okay depends on what side

of the argument I needed to be on uh

clearly uh I wouldn't do it yeah I'm not

even going to get deep into that one I I

wouldn't do it it's not worth it man not

worth it that's pretty simple yeah I

don't think it's that's to the point and

she lives she obviously lives with a

brother I'd assume cuz they have

overbearing parents and he's going to

find out and he's going to be upset yeah

stupid idea just keep it moving next all

right need some scumbag

advice Why'd You Come here yeah I don't

know cuz I'm I'm so out of

scumbag what's up guys okay I'll get to

the point it's this bad chick I've been

trying to nail since elementary school I

got back in consistent communication

what the [ __ ] like what the f My

[ __ ] rap it stop it give it up man

since Elementary School hey you had Alma

on here not to say that you were trying

to [ __ ] yeah I'm not trying to [ __ ] her

[ __ ] I don't think I ever tried to

[ __ ] I didn't know how to [ __ ] her

when I liked

her all right I got back in uh

consistent communication with her but

she's been very reluctant in talking to

me that's a contradiction because I have

a girlfriend so I lied and told her that

it's complicated and that me and my girl

are going through a rough patch also not

sure we if we were going to make it

following his finger as he's reading by

the way cuz I have bad eyes and I'm far

away from the computer cuz I have to be

in the mic oh you're that guy that reads

with his finger I have to now I can't I

can't I really can't see it

from oh [ __ ] out of here [ __ ] high

school drop that does not need his

finger see the sentence it's my eyes

it's not my reading ability your eyes I

can't see your eyes are part of your

reading ability do you do you wear

glasses no oh I just do you wear uh

contacts

no oh so you're just blind pretty

much well how do you do anything if

you're blind I'm not that blind your

finger to read the [ __ ] it's small as

[ __ ] on the screen and I'm trying to can

see how small it is I just made it way

bigger so it'll be easier now I just did

that uh Rosenberg wants you to know he's

on with this oh my goodness gracious

even using my finger now I lost my place

because of you guys all right come back

to putting your finger on the

sentence all right that changes the

whole way I see your [ __ ] dress up

swag Rory bew only fan [ __ ]

button-ups and khakis and fancy white

people boots this guy can't even [ __ ]

read without his finger all right I'm

shutting up man go ahead and put your at

least I'm not two

fingers anyways so it's been lit ever

since but now it's getting weird because

she's starting to send me good morning

Texas and now it's clear that she really

likes me granted she's cool as [ __ ] but

I'm not leaving my girl for her so now

I'm thinking if I do nail this will it

only get worse I don't want to hurt I

don't want to hurt her by [ __ ] her

and then bouncing at the same time I do

want my nut so Rory and Joe what would

you do the podcast where I could make

sense out of suicide there's some crazy

people in this universe so just for

clarity here you've been trying to [ __ ]

a girl since elementary

[Laughter]

school you've been trying to [ __ ] a girl

since elementary school right she

finally gives you some Rhythm and now

you're on the

fence Y what the [ __ ] is going on in the

world I don't condone cheating on your

girl uh if you have a girlfriend be

faithful to your girlfriend and and

that's that now you know that the girl

would [ __ ] after 17 years of courting so

that should be enough so yeah that

should be good in the event that you and

your girlfriend have some uh untimely

breakup then go back and and SE your

[ __ ] royal oats from 20 years

ago that guy's pretty patient I'll tell

you that he's consistent with his plan

all right come on not use your finger

man come on end it there oh that's it we

usually do three oh Rory doesn't want to

use his [ __ ] white fingers anymore oh

this is great well is there one that has

like want me to read it bro I want yo

[ __ ]

you want me to get you like a tutor or

some [ __ ] all right all right no no keep

them coming come on we're going to

entertain the listeners if you got to

keep going off I have thick skin come on

come on my goodness gracious

no you know what I mean you are getting

pretty rough hey give me give me five

push-ups man n [ __ ] you I got push-ups

on the man at expiration date push-ups

on demand don't have an expiration date

bro we didn't clarify it we used to do

tweets on demand we should wait a minute

is ignoring my push-ups on demand that

he owes me for the listeners I have

about 38 push-ups on demand from a bet

that Rory and I have made what was the

BET who cares what the bed was that's

how long it's been matters none I still

have my push-ups on demand and I want

five of them from you so I can finish

making jokes without you

interrupting all right then you read

this one I will read it ah he tried to

make it as small as possible no that's

how it always is well whatever I'm still

going to be able to [ __ ] read it you

[ __ ] dick from the 10th grade drop

out all right hey everybody hope

everything is great my question is

regarding the long way to slaughter

house album oh come on with this [ __ ]

[ __ ] [ __ ] go do them [ __ ] five

push-ups I got to put this on and get

[ __ ] Hooked on Phonics you dick uh

I'm a big fan of the group and all four

of your individual careers so your semi

new music have starved me off for now

I'm still wondering what's been the set

come on I'm not [ __ ] getting into

this [ __ ] Fast Five yeah and let me get

two more please give me two more

push-ups [ __ ] scholar boy scholar boy

yeah this [ __ ] [ __ ] guy don't

don't make bets that you [ __ ] are not

prepared to

[ __ ] yeah he did a quick five yeah do

the do the [ __ ] two push-ups how

about this guy said I think it's over

for little Wayne fwa started off so well

but it was below average overall for me

side note mariss needs to take a trip to

the UK uh I'll come to the UK soon but

um fwa was [ __ ] dope I got so much

Carter 3 like Wayne is tooo Big Star for

it to be over with by the way but did

you hear fwa that [ __ ] was [ __ ] good

I listen to that [ __ ] two times um so

since we [ __ ] going over time here uh

anything else I would do it might be

over for Oh wait we're not going talk do

you guys have anybody that it might be

over for it might be better if we set

this one out

yeah I don't think people are going to

really understand

it you knew you knew listeners that you

get it yeah I think we'll take a chill

pill this week I will concede and back

down to the barbs he's [ __ ] hey barbs

hey girls shut the [ __ ] up Marissa and

guys you're a Barb I am that's why I'm

saying hi to my fellow barbs anyways um

nation of pink slam what up so it's been

great episode 21 now in the can

hopefully now you [ __ ] get off my dick

[Laughter]

I'm going to leave here and go [ __ ]

find a tutor for Rory on Craigslist so

we can read these [ __ ] emails a bit

more fluently next week and that'll be

it anybody else want anything to say we

can get rid of business [ __ ] camera

guy Biz came here with a camera guy to

do absolutely nothing just sit here and

[ __ ] look cool you had a lot to say

on taxes [ __ ]

though yeah a little bit to stay on tax

and [ __ ] yep you did [ __ ] tax um all

right we out of here peace holl at you

next week one