Leftover Lust

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microphone check one two what is this welcome to the Joe button podcast episode 2 episode 228 I'm your humble

and gracious host Joe button here with a few of my nearest and dearest friends Mallis here Parks is here

Rory is here Erickson is here and save on is here gentlemen how's everyone feeling today you good absolutely

fantastic good spirits yes sir absolutely I want to shout out the spotify community I want to shout out

our YouTube listenership and this week's show I want to dedicate to the retail workers round of applause for the retail

workers that is I've had thank you so much yeah I have to you guys are responsible for so many different moods

like if y'all wake up and have a [ __ ] up day a lot of people gonna have a [ __ ] up day yes so especially if you

on Commission man shouts the ones on Commission that's super nice to sleep in the American Eagle Newport mall fitting

rooms basement on the [ __ ] keyboard [ __ ] cases before he worked at

American Eagle was that funny to me it's funny to me I was interning at Def Jam I needed some money

did you wear American Eagle not really Rory worked at Def Jam while he was at American Eagle yeah it's grime grime Newport mold

shout-out to y'all I knew I knew what Records is working from the soundtracks

in American Eagle industries a new way I knew it you know when the post was yeah

I knew anyone that was buying jeggings I knew what they was trying to listen to is your finger still on the pole yeah I

was still nice treats good that was at Newport mall yesterday back to the

stomping grounds like yo get the energy saluted everyone

you bet y'all came back to my humble

beginnings aggravated day at work still

who's ready to jump my mom sent me something a text yesterday from somehow

from Lincoln High School okay we knew where they were inviting me and my mom to like some celebration of sorts hmm

like an aversive Oh for the Alumni culinary arts and performances I don't

know what was going on not a cook but

it's funny though because I was gonna go to a 10-year reunion but I got kicked out so I wasn't sure if I was like

invited allowed to go okay I'm sure they'll be glad to have you know made

something yourself oh I think I might want to go like this hey I thought a menu I think that's a way to get you to

go Joe there we go get on the podium

Lincoln High School changed my life well not in the class 100 no no no that's the

classroom but right outside some of y'all know about me I know that's Fried

Chicken injury sitting right across street some of them know about me man some good days I got my ass beat on Crescent too but he's probably with the

first Crescent died down a bit some

locks relax like yes walk that way all

right was i doing a retail worker shoutout to y'all the scammers the hackers Oh taxis and shadow anything's

getting that bad [Applause] yeah the IRS will get that back from me

you paint IRS chill they hear everything

all right I got it what about what am I starting with an atomic spectra we going a new pork of the ingo and it was

shooting that's a good time not to go

see what's going on over there that's yeah I know that's how I know I'm old

because will not turn the news on I'll be so glad when they catch somebody

anymore you always see that video floating around I don't even know what's

waffle wells or whatever that was oh yeah we was shooing yeah older you get

the more movies aiming for dudes face

look like it was a thief it looked like it was a beef but my thing is how much kids in here yeah right there yeah yeah

with a slow to respond parent or slow to react I mean that should happen quick I

know but that's what I'm saying yeah I was glad we want to start today oh

listen let me let some of y'all know now all right Saturday oh well y'all know

that but no music came out shut up the countdown countdown dropped love the album but not much music came out and

not much happened in the news so a much the [ __ ] talk about there now that's

out of the way ah round of applause for save on to do he got the old

[Applause]

Collins he got the tail right here let's

just tell listeners first so they can laugh at him to listen we I went to Miami and he had I had to record

I brought save on the dub with me the do well he was he wasn't the dub when I brought him with me I had no idea this

was like his coming out party you got a tan no I really see to do hmm

damn he's moving I really see to do out he was doing things he got people out there he was doing he was why'd you come

closer I was working you know many times I've used that excuse okay so what work

had to get done could parks uploaded the podcast here to walk me through it you know shoot some Belle panic attack so

why couldn't you why couldn't the hotel

did you try what else was down in Italy

[ __ ] laugh when it's Tommy is just absolutely absolutely

the do okay you gave to do his own hotel room in Miami well I don't know how

that's how I knew to pull up was doing good like wow they do get his own room what happened to bunking bunking up dude

I'm barely still get my old room parks ain't gonna do on the block so save on

you anything you want to tell us about your Miami trip how you came back feeling mall said you got low extra

tilting your hat a little extra dad sauce in the dad Roma shoe I've never

noticed my bad I went ahead I really dress let the ring on the back where you

get you out of will we got we got

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alright now let's talk about but we are going on a world tour yeah yeah that

means six cities the world specific cities though specific in pre-production really talk about a about the dates that

were selected in the cities that were going to it's kind of a tough one for Joe parks and I this one we are going to

okay now listen we kind of got a talking cold a little bit

it's Friday was announced we got to

talking cold a little bit because we can't let women know that I got a text

immediately yo I gotta find things out on Twitter you know what's the joke it's

attached it there that will show up and then that lists the cities that's why I

proposed I got ahead of it quick you so just go and send me that excel file

smart man yeah so we're going to all the cities that could possibly get you in a whole

lot of trouble in your relationship tour that's the name of the talk Atlanta how

have we got me like we not having fun

outdoor land oh I mean him the Sun was out buddy

I wouldn't even know we use in Orlando had you not told me gotta use that well

you know had you not told me I wouldn't no no Lana wait Orlando on my birthday

I'm gonna Disney World yeah what our land Oh may 4th is my birth my dog down

the other stupid joke let me see Orlando on Rory's birthday yeah oh it's little

it should save on we're aware we know

memorize the schedule we should have been to Denver for 24 lando Miami

Atlanta though the four shows name the

city of cities that's what I'm cuz that

cities are you arguing with in Dallas like Dallas a lot and then somehow I

only really rock with Houston like miss miss you marvel universe with my baby

yeah like we should have done two dates in Austin like when you need to go so

they put us in the city I hate the most on earth Houston Texas war big rockets

fans Houston is already fighting my house yeah tell us more

alright you make the joke that's true that we've done about forty five losses and Houston why I'll keep doing Houston

like yeah yeah it'd New York Atlanta Houston LA Houston then I went to Chicago then I went to Houston yeah I

get that [ __ ] moving over there and you know I got like friends out there so yeah you think Houston gave you out a

day every month to come back to

celebrate the day yeah it's Loki and Rory day I'm gonna have a bloody so much

fun any time you get to see the fans engage

down touch the people you know I mean that's the most important the people serve also it's up some

people but all right Houston I mean it's

gonna be good to get some fresh air yeah I mean I got I got some food spots out there for y'all sunshine you know Sunday and I checked with 421

and the thing is I checked uh I checked the flights early to help like you know

just cuz I'm like I'm a team player mmm they have [ __ ] on Monday mmm like we got we gotta leave Tuesday they got

nothing and we got praise good church

Houston has great we go to hosting when

they finish with the key gotta get those flicks off the club the strip club do be

kind of crazy the strip club eel in

y'all known as Easter the only baby baby trying to make the kid hang out with the dad you got him tonight i'ma get the Don

status back in Houston hmm I got you last King the dawn I said

I got more pulling Houston I do in New York I got you bro they say that's saying a lot ain't that [ __ ] that went that's [ __ ]

up when you got more pull in another city and do at home then you want them down please put your hand cause you set

up your old life where you ask that now get out of this lease walk away to get

there late with the park after coffee

could do it so chillin no you to it now going to

Benelli I know you okay when that next room is announced to you in their own ah

hello me listen I don't what they sneak

is threatening me yeah yeah I just gonna fly over Detroit huh what you all to Chicago [ __ ]

threaten me right yeah they hit me to tell more dates to be announced that's all we can say just give me a

hand guns work London well I mean all the was good can we get to Toronto and

London oh yeah yeah was straight yeah yeah Joe not answering I'm not straight yeah

but I will be cool alright yeah I'm laughing because I'm thinking how much of a mutt mall gonna be when we get to

Toronto no following be doing I can't wait I can't wait to see Toronto more

[Music] you try peep Drizzy's bathroom well we

out there you go line it up with the house opens that's just [ __ ] gave up on

that dream we started making money so oh he's got a nice bathroom no that's true wine cellar

you trick kinda tough one you know what I want like a idiot the heated toilet seat I'm too scared

wait what the bidet you ever used a bidet no this I told it how you like how

you get the bidet off like in public and then you just got a wet ass walking off the bed there's still toilet paper there

parks of Rory just keep saying bidet but I would like to know when y'all family look like y'all just knew what that was

a little machine we've never seen one in person broke sorry I was in Japan for a

week we don't they had so yeah no I'm

not constipated I change a diet bro

yeah I don't have that don't happen to be very I'll get more greens more water guy ever happens to me actually and I don't even know you be eating now cuz

you don't post it on Instagram this was a lot of pork and I was concerned Oh chef Nick gonna hit me now so aw for

the [ __ ] out myself I mean this that's huh nah nah be good yeah that's alright

alright what do you want to start with but amputation would have been a great

segue into parks and not farted in for years haven't farted for you see what

well no I fart all the time be my girlfriend like yeah we fun matter of

fact I kind of save them up like you know photo a girl no the courtesy for I

do now but I'm getting in trouble for it under the covers in 40 no I don't think

it's offended by the sound of farts okay a problem do the courtesy for me is

lifting a comforter up Partain trapped trapped in there I know I trap her under

the covers when I get a good one don't do that you had to keep a little

toxic [ __ ] in your relationship Sammy

let him off hey women's fortunes they not like that rule my godö fart though

I've never heard of her I don't know what she does yeah you ever heard of pregnant before your girl farts I know I don't know where she does it right next

to you pregnant farts beat she'll clear a room out okay farting is not our first

time the bidet bidet to the to the fart

the second tour second I was so confusing one day man

long now I was about down what's Dubai and they had just like the hoses next to

every toilet like that yeah it was like

one of these like this always I think I

think the powers the power is a lot stronger and Oh quick well no I saved up one half of

my face but then it short-circuit that was over yeah I did the same shouts and I was in Europe for a month and I did

that like the first three weird flashes okay I was just warped out for industry

parts yeah oh yeah yeah the first time I

went to London and seen and seen all the [ __ ] steering wheels on the wrong side oh yeah that [ __ ] me up too you

just get no I'm still scared on London streets for sure those are the only streets I probably would have a hard

time drive even besides the will be down the road side the streets are all like a half a lane wide so everyone drives like

over the curbs and everything it's crazier minute you make it I was gonna say st. Thomas I drove you on the other

side but the steering wheel is on the same side as America Jamaica Jamaica which looked fun to drive it AM hell I'm

Thomas that's fine my ass is driving a

rental coming off Palooza in st. Thomas on the other side of the road through the hills with the [ __ ] on you America side and I was you know yeah hello hello

something in me too two hands on the wheel and I don't even do that it's legal before we move on and

talk about our Kelly can we talk about women's perception of certain cities yeah we spill some beans

real quick oh and and look before we get to that give me the over/under what give me the city's that Sam and sinner

popping up to an rim I need everything give me cities everyone's girl is popping up usin la Miami Houston's ban

in my household so you already know Houston Lana Vegas Vegas would not be

the one to pop up in San Fran Figgis wouldn't see girls think Vegas is wild to size you go to the casino and smoke

cigarettes and drink whatever they give you me and dil played blackjack yeah please what you missed well the

truth is women think we have a lot more fun than we have that's true somehow short life is not as fun as it

sounds honestly you lucky to get like on like a real tour like two or three you like

real wild nights and we're professionals so that's true but no you got to wake up early and go to the next city catch a

fly riding the car it's not really like conducive to no out nights turning up

staying out late yeah yeah no it's not um well I think that's why maybe Sam got

mad in the early pellucid days is like all right so yeah I have the show on Saturday which I love flying in on

Thursday and leaving on Monday that flights be cheaper man The Doobie

tuberoses yeah Friday Sunday [ __ ] all

the way to Tuesday for the cheap flights that say that a t-bone yeah I'm still want to avoid different from 405 but

yeah chicks got to give up on Miami man they only don't like Miami because they feel like it's easy to [ __ ] in Miami

they feel like all the girls are ready in Miami cuz they're all wearing bikinis on the Instagram so I get it but that's

not cuz every girls trying to say take me back and it's like mmm what you try to go back you back to Miami that'd be

the funniest day when they posted take me back like - there's like $89 on Southwest you can go back take me back

it's mad easy to go back holding you back right there easy Friday night dim

little mom-and-pop hotels on Washington I like a buck a night you could go back

you're fine now you know what it is cuz let me know let me know the [ __ ] that they they did in Miami yeah that's me

that's what they remember how they used to give it up that's cause I know we was

doing me and my crew for me back weekend music playback music weekend may back in

Miami yeah check this out if I'm talking a girl that's trying to go to maybach

weekends in Atlantic DC okay

Oh got to tickle them no rabbit dick for

sure you know King I gotta get those floors old lady are in the sideshow I would love to see a big ticket I would

love to see all these new rappers in the basement would make ticket that she'll be hilarious Oh cliff they used to give [ __ ] smoke on the law seems to be some

[ __ ] sticky style rat and it was always a real freestyle yeah I can't write none

of that [ __ ] you know that [ __ ] I need the realm for some big big big big

Lesbia [ __ ] well you know what Obama's

back for people here like I knew

something was up when we went out here's a lesson with me and Ian I would be maybe as if someone's up with me and in

it stepped out just to have a little drinking I didn't see him anywhere mmm where's the dog - duh

so the dude was gone that's almost a but then the next morning when we was down

by the pool there were some ladies over there like the deal was rather close to

the ladies him and it's not a bad person to be close all about location and I walked over there and I don't like the

death quite so close to the ladies I've got to say see you yeah I mean guess

what the dude said you got the deer [ __ ] up in Miami he goes oh you never differently a little leftover loss give

that air

you got that unless t left over luck

gone yeah that's the bad part left over lust all right I'm with a man I've had

some leftover lusty night trip well I

was like oh so you only a little less less a blue balls that's cute no I think

that I think the dude I like that [ __ ]

I'm like what [ __ ] like a Smurfs they first like you know me getting a [ __ ] off fresh off the break-up I like that

yeah y'all know y'all [ __ ] a little bit better fresh off the break-up I'm a

[ __ ] like it I think you said I love

you maybe I'm trash you don't think I

know yeah I don't get now I love you back it's never really been my [ __ ] me neither but once you we just used to lie

to each other that's true but she was getting so many

off I asked my god I love you in there man you had a top [ __ ]

I love you yes that was my first for the

show every day the outtakes or our group

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the are I told you [ __ ] when that docu-series they was gonna bang you and the cows connect oh no okay I don't

connect with them y'all connected was no Meah Meah Meah mark is connected oh who roadie and then he snuck the piper what

was a split an angle I did a little bit [Laughter]

okay

[Music] I'll do it I'll send this right back I'll send it back Oh what art is the

pipeline yeah yes they noted a piper now apparently well never mind any point

save always but wait let's have a serious conversation okay

these young women today are of age so I don't need us to get into our Kelly and

his predatory [ __ ] first what is a parent to do when you're of age kid is

saying I'm cool I'm cool mom I'm good no need to be over there I'm alright my

health is fine like get off my dick you gotta you gotta do the parents just doing a day sitting in they gotta take

it it's not [ __ ] do but and I mean you know it's as sick as it sound you do

have to just your daughter's grown daughter is brainwashed to be

brainwashed of a yeah she's engaged no no that's fine legally I'm talk about my

daughter like [ __ ] H that's my daughter if it was my daughter I don't care home and I'm not saying it goin let's say

brainwashing my daughter I'm I'm still yeah that should do I don't care how old my daughter is like I'm still I will

still be there dragging my daughter what I'm saying is not about our Kelly I'm only talking about the daughter and her

stance versus the parents or both of their stances versus the parents [ __ ] our Kelly for a second okay what what is

there for them to do is there any is there any action to take any recourse I mean you can't legally do anything I

don't think so legally you can't but again man I mean if this I'm thinking from me like I

don't have any kids but if I had a daughter and she was in a situation where I thought she was being abused by a man that's older than me because one

of the parents are Kelly he's older than him yet a dad as the dad is 45 and our

Kelly is 52 the father of I want to say the singer yeah yeah so if I'm in that

position I don't care how old my daughter is I'm my daughter will be out of that building she will not be in that

building she will not be in that house period what were some what was some of you guys has takeaways from we sat here

together and watched the CBS CBS piece

well receipt some of you guys his thoughts are Kelly was idiot number one

he's guilty I want to know whose box isn't our Carol he's guilty and he's idiot his publicist is nuts

do you think he has a publicist yeah I think Yael said he was right there

behind him I think I was - dude that was trying to restrain it his publicist is mistake number one a dude publicist it's

a situation like that you know but you could just tell whole nother theory on

that but it's Women's Month watch oh listen don't walk down that road you can run

yeah I would do that so you have to go to that they don't know that we'd be

serious behind the scenes and when we do that on here they take it as we're being this way sir yeah we're not we're never be visible no but yes it's better to

have a woman's a woman publicist yeah especially in this particular instance especially in this particular instance

like we're talking about women a woman should be coaching you yeah well first of all you nasty of you woman and you're

coaching or Kelly but that's neither here no actually before we won't get off with the kids do you think this would have been easy if our Kelly just came

out and said I need help do you think is usual for him what would it indict him because here's

my thing I think that he's being dragged like this because he's adamantly still

denying this [ __ ] yeah he's being dragged like this because it appears

he's still active in the lifestyle right yeah but even if he is right if you come out say listen I need help

like I realize I have a problem you can't say that while you're harboring these kids I mean young adult you could

by saying it adamantly denying this [ __ ] making yourself look crazy kidding up crying and banging your chest no it's

like we see through it we see through spectacle oh you see but past that I mean we sat here and listened to him he just

sounded nuts family because he's scared he told us he we want earth yes said

well nervous he said we're on earth mm-hmm yeah what else did he see said it they said a few things double jeopardize

he didn't know what a cult was but he said he doesn't have one I don't know how you tried to call

double jeopardy dog no it's fine we're not trying you for that case we tried you for the [ __ ] 50 others yeah like

if you get acquitted of murder and then murder another person yeah you're still gonna go you can still be brought to

jail again yeah we'll bring you back don't get acquitted of all murders murder

I don't think double jeopardy jeopardy is even applicable to what he was

talking about but it's not but that but that's cool started name of love is that

cool let me let me commend Gail on doing

an amazing job her patience was man oh man what aunt what an interviewer yeah

for sure the poise she asked all the just the right

questions very direct yeah she she looking face yes you leave much wiggle

room to the answer round even through the outbursts it was just like still getting the questions off yes some of

the are man he said he's nest and they get instant cry button on him but even

through that it was like yeah we know what that kiss crimes trash you know

that you in a corner people we we know what it is what you know you can't hide I wish to CBS would have pulled that

clip ends of of him one into the snap or whatever that is saying too late you

can't you can't book me now should have got me she got me when you should have got me but that's a all these things are out there and you want us to feel sorry

for you now like after we've seen you saying these things we know that you know clearly we know that you they put the song I'm older some younger

and then he said you got to be real it was all real defensive even a younger of

the young girl was spicy she was spicy spicy yeah yeah now she went in there on guess why she was spicy

with Gail because she was prepped by by young Kelsey spicy - Gail - Gayle King

you know it's so easy to read liars on that type of [ __ ] like when you go in there already on a [ __ ] you know you was

prepped you know what she was gonna say and in the moment they said something went off like we know you lying know

you've been practicing this [ __ ] for weeks that's what that's what was written all over girl's face though that she could see through Robert come on

Robert tell the truth finally yeah she wanted to say so bad [ __ ] we know is you think you could just see her

face she wanted to just say that one time did y'all did y'all see the did y'all see the interview of our Kelly's ex

lawyer the one who defended him in in the old trial yeah say yo he did that

[ __ ] he's dying of cancer he's dying of

cancer they said that he had 90 days to live but that was a year and a half ago he is still alive he had stage 4

terminal cancer um so yeah I defended

someone that did that [ __ ] he said he changed the lyrics to a lot of our Kelly songs ignition being one of them mmm his

lawyer yeah Wow his lawyer said rabbit ear AB genius that he created the remix

to ignition he didn't he crushed out the kitchen of remakes of the remix of ignition you know well into lawyer man he said the

original girl of the original version version was about a a high school gym

instructor or high school instructor teaching kids how to drive

that's a lawyer oh I could imagine how

the lawyer would say hey dog same as ever what prosecutor was like

that I guess he has a point but I think that's where the courts is that whit

Woodall Kelly it's just that they feel like he's been so arrogant like you're not even trying to when they get you

yeah like you're trying to light you it's like oh you really like out his still moving like this you're putting the [ __ ] in your songs like oh so you

really don't care right right that's why Jesse got 16 counts not the fast forward but cuz we still want our

but Jesse got 16 counts because oh you was playing with us nobody is more

insecure than the police department the courts in the city I won't say insecure but I will say spiteful yeah yes they

got a chance to bury you they're gonna bury you have 100 yeah you're not gonna make us slip nuts back to the are and and this interview

what what were the other takeaways for for you guys he did that [ __ ] he did it he's still doing it he's mine he's a

very good actor no actually a very knock connector he's a good actor now with this I wouldn't say suppose

motion like that like that no that's that's normal so perhaps you yeah I

honestly think that was general emotions just in a different direction I don't think it's cuz I've been

attacked I think it's I think the jig is up no it's it's over yeah I think he's

really crying he's just he's terrified he knows this it's up man it's over the

Beijing started to drip down this way what's the Beijing starts to run it's like a fan how much time we do white

people have a Beijing I need to get somewhere she just have not the brothers

have Beijing what we got the base my boys at Bates you really come in here one day with some red baby pumpkin spice

make sure your hands is ready because I'm coming in with that [ __ ] pumpkin spice are Beijing I'm for you

my shape of Gumi right above my eyebrows right here your Beijing need to come in different shades like our Kelly had the

oxtail put all that [ __ ] Beijing on

the cover that memoir yeah I think I'm why enlarged it no more no cuz I'm all

that a defender because that's more dues money that's malls guys and we love Ross

music yeah but come on more the fitness [ __ ] I mean you know Ross is in a gym he losing weight you know he just

like oh I'm sexy right they got the basing of the gym yeah after you've done

doing deadlifts they got the Beijing I ain't gonna lie if I had to pick and we all over the place there's fine oh if I

had to pick like the rapper that I think be getting off like the best bars and a woman's text Ross's on on that list for

me he's way too descriptive yeah way too descriptive I'm surprised that memoirs

not 900 pages he's gonna empower her

she's gonna be a boss by route to Atlanta that mansion out there she's gonna have a LLC by the end of the text

yeah more why you go to vote what surprised you don't be a Russell a pool party in Atlanta with all dudes nah man

it look like if you're Steve no no that's much pool parties my steez but I you know I'm not how I'm like you never

have us is like a plus-one at what I've never been how can I have he was a

plus-one if I haven't been just you know if I had if I had to we we would be high

on that list you would hit the chat you're here's the rocks boss yeah rugs get us in man rugs we can be crazy to

toe don't sleep yeah what are you looking at me like

that I look at you every part it like that though I you looked at me lion like

we know there that's funny because that

day I was talking to rug that damn sure said I'm coming to monies box let you go

so soon I got a shoot pull up with rugs below rows below nasty love is hard not

to step that the black people ship but

what white people you're busy to make solution me poor song is [ __ ]

Bohemian Rhapsody oh yeah super bag appraised like like like my mom get off

so I believe I can fly that's why I just love the whole Top Gun sound really felt that that was a

selects I want to more of a white girl bag that's what you gotta start looking

at each other like this but Jose is

white this like a jersey this is my [ __ ] some Jersey the white boys love this

they go crazy yeah I go crazy I bet Bohemian Rhapsody

is the one though nice you're gonna act out all the different parts on some journey it's over change my outfit

oh yeah lettuce rocking one is half time

my baby enlist is there [ __ ] my girl likes all the [ __ ] weird white people

music oh yeah I know what time it is

[Music] so Michael Cajun brethren oh my Caucasian Brethren's out there

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y'all go fist pump crazy when this welcome winter bridge annoying oh we got

each other baby it's a lot fan and don't

let me close out the bar to some semi Sonic's closing table my girl likes all

that I took her to a Bon Jovi concert it is the greatest thing she ever seen in real life that's a great concert it was amazing spot love Latin girl they'd be

amazed is he really playing the guitar

like that yes it's one of the greatest guitarists of all time

so pedophilia sorry coach I have a crib

anything outside this is nice we just had the bo David what Trudeau but true

you seen him trying to date trying to clean up uptown you know let me try all

them ball doing it you know let [ __ ] out oh that's what a chicks beefing yeah uh yeah man law uh the only marina was on

hot 97 today talk about that same [ __ ] oh yeah are you talking about what just

exactl trying to get out the new people coming into Washington Heights right amount like he was getting noise

complaints about La Marina when it was closed well you have to [ __ ] chill so he

popped out alone man let out tell me uptown yes it's still Manhattan no I

mean yeah but no no it's his man it's that's dr it's my wife you got leave

uptown alone leave it alone man no I feel you but a lot of those spots

are it's just supposed to be like restaurants like they turn them into full-fledged nightclub you down with

gentrifying oh not at all I'm just saying like you knows people that live

right above that oh yeah somebody's living room right above that [ __ ] so if [ __ ] is out on the street

getting it poppin at 2:30 in the morning 3:00 in the morning that make us how this parish neighborhoods are though yeah but you gotta come on but this

supose be a restaurant it's not supposed to be a club yeah but even if it's not a restaurant even like regular like the

neighborhood you know you get more a little bit of monies or republican

republican even if i lived in that building at 3:00 in the morning if [ __ ] is right outside my window drunk

fighting yeah but if you listen to my kid maybe someone is out on the block playing session because just a couple

blocks over they don't have to deal with it and it's the same they would they just sitting there talking about

specific areas of a power they move that's what they do on that block I mean

I love it either way I'm listening I'm foot of people like I'm foot I

understand how people will complain though like is people that live right above these clubs like white people

their bedrooms are right above the front door to the club like yeah I'll be honest with you when when the Monde

in la gives me a room that's like facing the pool on a Friday and they start

imagine if he was on a low floor ain't got a mansion I got asleep at 9 p.m. so

it's kind of hard yeah when I lived in Chicago I lived above a club man that [ __ ] was insane

but Camillo Yellin yeah I chose to live

here it's a good set that's all living above a restaurant is even worse I slipped before I saw bugs [ __ ] everywhere

yeah y'all keep taught my restaurant I'm talking is chicken Atlanta one time we lived by the train oh now the train is

fam living by the trains live invited what's living by the trainings probably worse than living on top of the club so yeah you guys are used to it though yeah

you do it was throwing you rhythm or why

did you should move you ain't trying to like play off it no okay playing off the

horn like now I'm coming type like I'm on the way or maybe try to get the triz down which a man like oh the trains here

that's toxic try to get the trees what's the trees the trees you speak of what

time does it oh she lived by the train but what time is this train to Tricia well I don't know the train schedule okay while we on this topic like before

we leave and I don't have another way to segue it so I'm just gonna say it be

strong brave yeah let's wait for the Edit point

I'm gonna just do it just do it do it just do it I overheard some

someone talking here we go

I heard some people talking there's okay and they were having a conversation

about sex mm-hmm and they named a position that I

was unfamiliar with and it made me very glad that I'm out of that game the sex

game okay and this was anal reverse

cowgirl have any of you ever done this no no I

have not no Erikson no to do Rory I have

not no are we all sexually inexperienced if we yeah well y'all tell me I'm the

worst sexual oh yes that's what's weird about that she has to have very very

little to get to pull that off oh my man

I said however people having a conversation was it was it men having

this conversation because then that would be reverse anal cowboy cowgirl

reverse cowboy to do [ __ ] of course I'll

fake beat you up subways yeah yeah I know

footlong probably yes reverse cowboy of America pull that over

double tap that big yeah absolute not

fam I'm cool John Boel off an amazing no

I'm cool yeah I wouldn't say sexually inexperienced I mean a lot of women are

just not into anal yeah you're not really getting the anal bag off that's not easy I mean ain't no not even that

cool yeah because selling selling point the areas you can come in your ass hey

it's also just like that the selling point the selling point for the [ __ ]

it's not a thing for me more but that would be the selling point I think the

biggest thing is like can I talk this girl into doing this yeah you talk the

girl and they're doing it [ __ ] if you would a girl that can do that she'll

just grab your [ __ ] and put it in a girl's overweight reverse cowgirl overrated it might be underrated reverse

cowgirl it's the most underrated

position is mission really missionaries underrated yeah missionary scenario to read on that I'm on it I minded

sometimes no you have to know what you're doing to really pull off reverse well that's true cowgirl don't get up

there just arts spring springboard yeah and her might help is hurting me it's not you could break the dick that way

very easily like really bend it wrong yeah you can break the dick very easily

from the reverse cowgirl there's a dangerous position yeah that's true I don't care not going from this

back to our Kelly so Jessie similair was

indicted on accounts of reverse first cowboy

indicted on 1616 accounts of reverse cowboy said the Cowboys were white come

to find out they were African that was

free knowledge bag if you could teach a chick some but you is free course takes

place uptown uptown this man is [ __ ]

shoot you for platinum same girl oh yeah what get money when they block all day

don't talk today girl hello alright was that good enough votes to

get back to work early Robert Robert art Kelly you know there

was a meme floating around and said I know are Kelly was lying because that's how I act when I get caught

wow that's a lot of sense while that's hilarious :

yo-oh yo-oh yeah honey because we've done it before turned into the biggest intellect ever start crying and [ __ ]

say it I like young older girls when he did this and the young girls got old you

going to jail it was dressed like he was going to a funeral he look like his brother Rob Rob gotta go uptown yeah you

do know you don't put the white people

before Rob at least look older than 23

well just 5 attractive up them because they have a ball with Robert what you

drinkin so long I've never been a Bank of America alright you boys want to blow it

[Music] wait you know u TD u t9 but after girls

go today on Sundays I'm not going to the big without a water sunday open on

Sundays alright that's appreciate you to do got like some other perks and [ __ ] did they be giving out it's burnt perks

brunch yeah I used to pick up little

pill when I was in HSBC and they demo

card look Trish I don't remember I would look but those are my gambling days I lost all my way you got the fiery guy's

credit card to replace it you'd be straight you got it Oh both name of that

card you gave you gave me the car Magne system agnese that's how you pay for dinner

wait y'all was at mr. Chow's I don't have this in I do never one have his industry conversation again you was at

mr. Chow's okay no more conversation over Wow

clams what's the die for you had a duck

nose to die for but listen alright mr.

Chow's is industry and the most industry wreckage as has been industry since like

97 yeah yeah there's two of them you just pay with your own this is super

super super industry now because I know it's super industry and and Def Jam when I got there all executives there was

robbing the artists budgets oh it was Charles for breakfast lunch so I was just like why do you love this mr.

chance [ __ ] so much so once I once I saw that that was so industry I was against going to mr. Chow's so let

me start there you're such a rebel last night was my third time maybe my second

time in mr. Chow's and when I tell you nope in life okay when I tell you that

it appeared like this was my second time and mr. Chow's hmm

y'all would have had a blast I should record should have recorded me I mean you kind of did it yeah mommy Astoria no

no no no no I might that's how you know I was dressed cuz I posted some mysterious [ __ ] like mall like I'm bad

at mysterious [ __ ] profile everyone that

was at dinner like tell me about yourself they passed me the duck I didn't know it was duck I thought it was like some God some other pork chop Pig

okay it passed me as the mother said I thought it was kale it wasn't kale neither the fort was crunchy so no worry

I'm not industry I didn't know what anything was I laughed at all of them I said you industry people need new industry spots he was there you

shouldn't still be a thing but she was there I was there okay how am I so how

am I supposed to infiltrate the system OS well if someone was industry would

say oh yeah are we gonna define industry we need to please give it to me

Joe Budden me and Moe decided yesterday that you are one two three I'm number

four he's number five and Parks is number six we're gonna define what you

yeah anybody says guys guys he'd love to get his guys off guys talk if you can't

wait to meet up with Kai his name is Michael hey you can drive from my house

whenever you want card my house is always open to you guys open the house

whenever you say me cussin job back

there just drunk oh no what he said we

had a great night I don't know what he said he got his [ __ ] off that was a nice

little night it was cool any time you walk out with the glass yeah I didn't so

you were more with talking last night yeah meanwhile Tory boys mmm no boy where we

sent me to out a video because I didn't see it he was like check your man and he

put Kai's and quotation Joe loved to get his guys off guys Kaiser's my guys the

guys guys what was that uh majorly Drive no can you say you could write your good

draft miles I thought it was a draft it was I just like a meetin oh no there's no ball artists that they was gonna snow

at landing oh yeah no it's about new artists whose world tuzik employers that's what Joe's part of it some part

of the new Atlantic yeah yeah you've been doing get ahead of our Atlantic digital you know labels always like to

do digital marketer here landing digital East and then on the

west coast an Atlantic digital West which is just Berg Berg Berg anti dollar

Joe holding down the East burger oh I

started Berg who's gonna beat the [ __ ] out of Birds Eye mr. Wesson Berg is

recording with bow-wows old thing mmm I mean it wouldn't be the first person says work or one of his old things give

him how to Bob's that's all big future in the studio that's what he's worried about big toe what'd you get a big toe

no Berg will give it a big tough and I'm so stupid I followed the girl on

Instagram just so I could keep up with them oh yes you missed the story damn I

meant to go through Joe's following this

crazy you know I could see when you [ __ ]

you trying to look at my page on the

same way I've never even clicked to [ __ ] and there was like no I saw you coming

things I never check is activity tab and on Twitter I'm never on the timeline I'm

always in my hats I've never it's too gorgeous IG TV they would try to push that agree

freely they gotta give up I've never cooked a single ID I click it by accident one of my deals oh they got me they got

me today off they got me yesterday when uh some lebrons some lebrons hidden at

the end of the video it said do you want to keep watching and I said yes and it took me to IG t VF i oz who didn't yeah

because I definitely ended up while GT bison before they showed me a bunch of

uh bunch of sports highlights and [ __ ] like that okay I wasn't mad at that you can go down a wormhole pretty quick today we

went after that cam soda oh you have tokens video is true I don't know but

it's kind of dumb one is live because you feel like you they're cool I like

TiVo cam soda private room what happens

in a camp sort of private room like wooden wall so you don't only one in the

room with your phone the way it was to begin with

okay good you must go with you you see

what's going to do the reverse for six tokens sure there's a on there 350

tokens deep by your name who the girl

like if you're going to use just your screen name I was like oh where your screen name what's your fake day well

cam soda

you guys know is Joe let your knees let Joe back in here look window about a

window I'm just going in one day just to

see like I've never been poor no premium always got me there what's worse your grinder then low roll

I don't know what grinders you know what if it's gay marriage case it was gate sexual so that was a really insensitive

joke but that you're trying to make because we don't even try to action on this podcast that's a fact

big given that a flag what your fans

don't two flags man the porno premium like never got shot with the thumbnails

after you done ran through all the videos that you like then you see the star just keep bringing our preview back

the trailer see the strategy yeah you bring the trailer back oh that's my

that's my brazzers move yeah but you also you only watch three trailers life

and what you wanna do give us the card

no way you finish me an ass you trying to watch seventeen trailers like a 30

day free trial and you like em I guess I could cancel it after the trial the dope

leader when they put a white dude in the car driving by the beach

don't get a bus when they can they acting bag razzes got the acting bag yeah baby selling the six some of the

content is really good though I'm involved in the stories of the continent sometimes like damn I hope he beats

seems like a nice guy see someone like really killed acting bag and pouring like y'all really hope he [ __ ] this

girl you know he still he's laying down some game right now

he beats just just press skip you'll see

him beating just press skip let's get ten minutes let's look at the thumbnail they both answer make it

huzzah favorite porn stars if you have

one don't want to give up all time for curly all-time top five better life get

this is a one LP the one is for them I

didn't want to inquire all time favorite dance tough all times tough right so to

me you know with like she really give me

like you know like embark Barsky brushed his beers

man straight the fellas perm got until like the nineties porn back now like to

see you so much back in the day that's why I'm single why do you have such a bad packer like

even with porn you're like how you like Golden Arrow porn ain't Golden Arrow boy

I've gone back to the straight boy 70s

was cool now I will say like Roxy Reynolds is kind of like home to me because she she got the hit record she got the b-side she got the photography

like some Reynolds it's cause she [ __ ] max be like it's hard to not put Roxy up there in the salad the top Parks Dylan

give us you give what's yours

all-time see see start curling your beard no you into like the valley girl

[ __ ] they doing there mmm but yeah the girl should be doing yeah it's so important uh valley girls it's

just shot in HD I like HD born now those

short-lived yeah that was sort of the drug Jada Stevens thank me very eclectic

of you booze you wouldn't know like what mood am I won't be down right

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no bigger the screen you put the porn on it's like trash here now you ain't got

the name the high-res HD so I'm saying so you put Allie girl's videos we had a

find that form when shorty was on that [ __ ] ping pong on that ping-pong net foosball what's the low electronic

machine we have the brain freeze the old-school [ __ ] yeah yeah she was on the pinball machine

well it started with her playing pinball she'd do next she's I love pinball so I was into that

swag and then she lost and there's Maya - consoler but they didn't leave the pinball

machine fanny [ __ ] that pinball machine

you trying to act like you got that same type of energy um yeah BAM I want point

and get destroyed out of it like wow y'all gonna do that and then the Devan

not is like oh man I'm so much sliding door it was outside this is bangbros

like to me bangbros like Def Jam like it's just been around 16 counts 16 Roxy

Reynolds and whole justice Millette just

went down yes way went down Rory get

your mind out of the gutter yeah yeah get out of your internship day yes yeah not so serious no until my mic

passing LeBron I mean LeBron pass and Mike first of all congrats this give no

hey let me start with I love you yeah we

got the power to grow a bra big that's a big that's a big feat you know I wish we

would have won the game but do you think he'll pass green no hey I don't think so

what six thousand away yeah what's that like three seasons if you continue

at this level yeah I don't think he will I mean it's not impossible but I don't think he will I think you don't think I

think you will you think well yeah yeah cuz I feel like he wants to yeah I think

he will cuz I don't think he's invested in basketball my mom's jealous I don't I just feel

like it's not even about it's not even about winning anymore it's about just no

personal accolades and again I understand LeBron's one of the greatest I mean accomplished what you can while you still can but I just hate that I

just hate that it's in the Laker uniform i'ma just say that's the only problem had with this in a lake a uniform I

don't think LeBron should have ever put on a lake a uniform that's just me as a Laker fan with a love LeBron but I think

his legacy he should he should have never won a lecture state and clear I want to hear this I want to say this with all due respect I never want to see

2 Chainz give LeBron when he's changed after the game again and then there's that right it's like what does that be

as respectful because I love LeBron and 2 Chainz but yeah but it's again it's

just I felt one picture where where they said to change was in the huddle I'm not

lying I'm a my well did the Deloitte the deluxe come out yet mmm but that's my

thing again I just hate that all it is his hat your forehead off the money and no

that's crazy [Laughter] yeah see if LeBron was in Cleveland

doing this I wouldn't care whatever but you know make his uniform nah and we

sitting comfortably what 11th Cozine 11 wouldn't know where and he just said they just said they're gonna lighten his

load they're gonna just let him just playoff the playoff abroad ba yeah all

the tank Amazon I've been saying that here and now I mean even if we do get Zion and LeBron innocent that's nasty

that's Matt we need shooters watching that we need shooters that's true Zoe that's what I'm drafting we need shooter

- but I'm drafting on Zion if you come and I'm watching it what is he and LeBron on the same team I don't want

to see ya know what don't there should go I don't even want I didn't want LeBron in the Lakers uniform people thought I was crazy no people just think you're crazy but

look look at the result sitting comfortable in 11:00 to change giving

this [ __ ] chain and he could buy with pocket money two times got [ __ ] chain like that

ain't a [ __ ] worth a billion dollars wow that's equivalent of a piece of gum

you get when a [ __ ] just passed Mikey you give a piece of gum while you're here on the guinot Congrats you got you got him a Fossil watch

billion dollars you passed me a chain at least take it out your pocket he took it off his neck it was a cool gesture I

understand it was a cool judgest chains is a Lakers fan both he said he

said he said his dad was like a fan so he grew up I guess I wouldn't be mad at

the gesture if I didn't see it hmm Instagram boo and that's my problem

it's like all of this [ __ ] is for the you know I [ __ ] with him that's my homeboy like that may just pass Mike on

all Tom's goal is you pass the Madonna chain well maybe that is what you're supposed to do when you pass away like you wanted offers Kobe pears magazine

passcode we should do Chloe bath mine oh yeah I didn't see his name up here for

some arena named Karl Malone a second right yeah an Achilles injury

I thought Colby will get would catch on what cats right what I mean if you didn't get in yeah I thought he needed

you um what else is here to talk about does Rory want to tell us all about wale

mania I don't know anything about why they've been oh come on roar don't call

me roar while that sorry Rory's your name observe there's a why there sorry sorry Rory I know is a concert is it a

wrestling thing I don't know mania what does he go to wrestle while he's gonna rest on stage yeah

it was a while ago Russell DISA you gonna wrestle meek that's funny a

wrestling meek when is it when is what I would want to go to I've never been so

wildly show or wrestling missed actually no I'll take the back cuz I don't what is this is this a show is it a no yeah

absolutely I generally don't know is it a festival no well they die mean they're

really close friends so I'm sure he's helping him out with it I haven't had a conversation you don't have the details not on the deets

all right let's get wildly on the phone no I'm not calling Wally to ask him about why they made me after you said I

was with my Illuminati friends unwary wage are rules in you can only put

together a festival of nothing when you have your own credit card you can only

have people fly to an island with nothing there I was saying the job was

this I was just mad at the tents he wasn't mad at the lonely sailors no the

fair no I'm cool I'm into comas don't give me no bologna sandwich no [ __ ]

better go get some oxtail some [ __ ] some rice amazing [ __ ] we were in jail

the job Rama go there [ __ ] pass me a

bologna sandwich we're fighting I was so grateful to Co gave me the extra one

that's the approach that was you being programmed you just happy for the little thing Wow mmm understand mmm [ __ ] gave me a

peanut butter sandwich no Joe I said where's the jelly you took that out the budget le out the budget it took jelly

out the budget I want to see that I want to see that that line in the budget on what jelly cost like what was that

let's take this off my thing what you're like if he got to the jet like what was before that like peanut butter

well yeah you don't you want a jelly sandwich no I would take a jelly out

first yeah I would have been staying longer had they just passed me a jelly sandwich Wow terribly you know what now

you got me on some real charges yo Joe jelly we'll get you two while a mania more I

got you when is it I don't know okay while it does do good shows but I don't

know I've never been so hot does he wrestle well I don't have never seen a recive I don't think while they may do it before

are we in town we're in town right yes okay oh we tore down so Nihal thanks trip

well we ate tear down was that what we had to show Wow see you saying we didn't

tear it down I don't remember the name - you turned out so many buildings can't keep track [ __ ] wasn't it saying since

Maul came from across the building yeah trying to restore the feelings I heard

about you man trumping crafty crafty

crafty doing them nasty crafty you know they said that uh during the Superbowl

well once the Patriots won the Super Bowl Trump was seen celebrating with the

owner of the Day Spa the original owner she had been sold a [ __ ] hmm you just

read headlines my G can you better read the articles even dog the criminal links

my new friends would anybody get that type of money like we gonna get into why oppa ready to cancel Mike but then was

that dinner with Maddie Weinstein today it's the same reason Joe was at dinner

with Kai's like it's just all the bigger picture when you get up to it's all connected talk about you like

that in front of your kids crafty I mean

listen man a little nasty reduces all each other and they're like yo go to

this spot down here like Trump Trump mad did they made it hot yeah that was my

next run down south leg pull up little rub into the HJ yeah rub and tug

nasty-ass wait boys man Robin saw parks walking a rub-and-tug asking for weird

abou day at the parks finishing today and never washing my hands here you

definitely got a big bottle ass wash your ass and your hands at the same time

you serving a lot of Navy over there Duke now you got to do it creams yeah

don't try to be hip hop with a lot of Navy going on it and you got rid of the

scarf that's Rihanna you know what the Navy took too much Navy this podcast for

the last year is just turned into u3 joking about me so I just stay quiet now

cuz the fans enjoy it you two back fan were not we want defense on this part of

this and [ __ ] outta ya stay on defense Yeah right mom I on tucky jewelry no more aren't we talking about it why not

around me I'm sweet [Laughter] it's a safer country that's it see you

wait she'll like that around a baby oh it's a baby you got a shorty scream huh

you go to Shorty's crib with the Giuliana depends on wish you love it what does she live with our mom well

you're going to show us how she lives at her mom's yeah we're trying to [ __ ] the

cool mom did y'all were trying to target the chicks with the cool moms this was

in high school you got a cute mom yeah absolutely I kind of feel like kind of

feel like we all lost our virginity had our first drink the first time we smoked

all that the cool moms house [ __ ] the one I don't know if y'all grew up around like when people have basements but I had I had the Attic I'm gonna have a

cool mom so the cool we got a pop the

cool mom news that the Attic was gonna pop that's you hell yeah that's why I'll

go to my attic now yeah full furnished

basement like carpet yeah I'm choosing fridge I don't think about the basement sometimes it's a little gray you get you

getting the dirty Queens baseman you just throw a rug on there cement that's

a furnace basement in Queens basement

kind of anywhere honestly no but shorty shorty they had the cool mom cool mom she coming to the door she was answering

the door for you even though you was the effort daughter she bother yeah she

people head in real quick so hey what's up y'all needed she would let you out drink down there appearances ignored us her daughter was

always the first one that gave like when [ __ ] started popping up and like Julie I you know shortie with the cool

mom was the first one I wasn't but my friends were fires my fresh Rob in

junior high president that was [ __ ] in some attacks there we mean touch that my

hair was enough cool moms in in the

neighborhood where you could just go and [ __ ] not in middle school no junior high

middle school at different in high school and count early kind of Community College from say you had to go to the

cool mount I wasn't doing that my crib neither because my mom wasn't the corner my mom was cool but she wasn't the cool

mom her one of our best friends was a cool mom and that's where we all went to try to get our dirt done like oh I know

that basement that's no parents is there we get it done there don't even come downstairs

hell no gosh they was one of the people that's like as long as it's under my roof it's fine my homeboys mom's took

the [ __ ] door off the hinges every day there was some chicks came back one

day the door was being hit the door

closed that was it you know why to get pregnant in my house not it all goes

back I think down to criminal acts I think everything just started in the cool mom's basement like you got all

your plot [ __ ] off in there anytime you want to do something that you wasn't supposed to do cool mom you still was

kicking it with after you in the door to fell off yeah you see how ya would have

bear what you to the block and the cool mom breed breed the next cool mom because

anyone that had the cool mom is now now mom a cool mom that's a fact

damn the cycle continues vicious cycle now but the cool mom keeps like the

world turning like oh you can't really live your adolescence without the cool mom being in the neighbors almost gonna have to cool mom yeah my son done bumped

into a cool few cool moms mmm how's that make you feel his walk change

the talk changed his hair is cooler now when you gotta say oh if I knew he was funny now you take him to you taking the red

bottom Tim's out of my closet killing high school how do I move timid freed

what hey what just happened to me why does she want to do that why does she

make me feel like that but you do that to me I would've asked of that suit dramatize I wasn't looking for [ __ ] no

more forgot I took a nice five yeah of 14 okay nice what you saying junior is

fresher I'm saying with me freshmen no no I know but it was when you remove I'm saying I was taken advantage of and was

so traumatized by the experience that I didn't return again to apprise 1718 okay

you are saying so I was trying to keep going shoes I was 14 she was 16 16 17

somewhere many jump two bulls but I lied in south 15 howdy 50 I'm still alive

when you was yeah yeah oh when I was 17 I learned I could get the 19 awful

yeah I was getting 21 oh I had the fake ID and all that yeah I didn't think I

think I was in Mike I was in trays uh insta snaps and he was doing that stupid question things that's all he does you

know ask me some [ __ ] y'all that's what the kids do them in some shitty as live I let my kid rock out via kid yeah he's

a much better kid than I was um that's some chick saying ya ol do you say I'm a teen I replied

tranio you birthday sir you nutty teen don't you lie about eight so you not the

cool dad you said you know how old I am

I knew mama I knew my mom wasn't a cool mom when she came trying to have the birds and the bees talk with me after I

was busting ass haha can ask now check this out super late I don't keep on no

birds or no beat this sounds get rockin when you add to Verizon I was fun I

never got that so I love the Irish yeah now we ask you a bit yeah and a girl a

[Laughter] girl never got that so that's correct by

that by that time my pops was living in Baltimore I had never had that talk I was going in there blind like I I guess

this is where you put it I knew I was

dramatized when I was I was one time I was the last dude on the train but then

like I was having a hard time so shorty just thought of consoling me talking to me like kickin it with me only Joe would

have the therapy session oh you mean like a tray like it was a

few I'm slow to the party buddy I don't

know type we train you was talking about that is a sick place to receive therapy know if you're the last song yeah let's

talk why are you doing this how do you feel right I didn't do it I

thought it was never big on that I left the room I said never do this I was never that guy like I was I was never

with this I left the room is five days crazy no since you freak dad's right you

ever see a girl that you saw like in that moment like a girl that let [ __ ] when train on her

you ever see her like now in life yeah oh hell yeah what's the college you work at Spotify go

she might work your market in like hood she had a career look she know how to get a mondo the

fries be a corporate we don't let them

know that we know chill don't do you get you a corporate freak

change your life okay how much she was they Amex on your dates hmm trying to think of what type of I

mean what type oh no matter what type of

wedding cake cake you my soda float you know I just go straight to my wedding oh you should do it okay you're definitely

do a soda flow cake now you have soda float hot haagen-dazs cake you have a sort of floating fountain just put your

cup on the keep filling up with soda floats I'm going home I'm not I'm not

here for this I'm never this abuse Wow Rory you want to talk about the oils or more the r is on the timeline he's

Robert he's trending yeah yeah I don't trend absolutely poor Robert now there

is a difference and that goes back to and all goes back to the cool mom the cool mom was like you get the drinks off

you just kind of ended up being a cool mom ho if she was letting you smoke weed you became one of the earthy hos that's

true and these earthy hos which I love y'all know it's my preference but

the fact that y'all are gettin off this I see things I imagine caption from the

salons out every earth

it was the intro which she repeated 45 times interest it's the only lyric I see things I imagined dad has been the

caption like my rowing chicks was trying to get off the you supposed to get me head not a headache caption I like never

saw that fam fam fam so I've never here

you got a wild timeline matter take yeah

which was from some song that no I was a that was a caption for mad long these

earthy Joy's finally got they [ __ ] it was a : but it was a Miguel record so it

the bartender's got it it wasn't a typical Cole song though they give

earthy hope I see things I imagined like that's was a good offer that they got

the sage like this and just going I see things I imagined sure not I walked in

my room in a rush to other day late for work or some [ __ ] sin had to stage out oh she be saved as

soon as you leave oh no she'd be saved in me like you know what time it is I

see I see someone do it just do it do it blessings have come blessings on

blessings mmm some sajhe I seen someone tweet that you always keep light in the

sage cuz you the toxic one in the house

don't do it we're gonna have fun at this Miami show the Miami show is gonna be

great I don't even like really rock on Miami like that I don't like I didn't even tell you how to illustrate on to do

like there's something better than leftover lust the ill is bought it

there's nothing better than I got I can't tell him in these acts might be

listening my weekend II know somebody Thompson they tell it they might get back together get your [ __ ] off then

they guess we use the song change it all figured let her know I'm high I know you wanna be I don't know you hot in these

streets man I don't know you just bust some ass oh yeah yeah yeah you ain't the

only one they can make a playlist for someone yeah cause this playlist these

play with these let's play sweepers and weave what what the dud did out there

got a [ __ ] off nobody did yeah he had leftover look now but what I'm saying is

well and I don't know this to be factual because I didn't see the duh or anybody else it's different when you when you

like could be seen be seen publicly and get your [ __ ] off with somebody that I mean was was a tough subject in a

relationship that used to be in explain

[Laughter]

maybe it's a girl that your girl has beefed about at some point but okay when

you can finally get away from your girl and just chill with her like freely like

without the headache and stress I'm not so much Shawn thing finally you could

chew it Ariana finally my man Shawn my man you know we don't have therapy was

so nice young man to being like really cool I know you do I [ __ ] no I don't know you know I don't [ __ ] with her but

I [ __ ] with him now okay three days ago cuz I really like Ariana a lot now like

I think I had her pegged wrong see when I said I liked Ariana y'all looked at me like I was crazy no I just look at you like you very okay

I didn't have nothing to do with area there I never want to see Tim Tebow or

at the plate for the mints people every morning to have a class a

podcast every morning on the news before they [ __ ] trout tim tebow bum ass out there to [ __ ] oh he's playing with

the Mets oh so he's a kitchen I know it might be a D H and they don't even have

a big I don't know what he's doing it's breezy I don't know oh we never talk about Tim tau probably so do we have

anything else important that we have to get out hey if you it's your first time listening this podcast it's normally like this okay just build

you up this is what it is man sorry uh-oh summer Walker summer Walker if we

didn't if we are the Drake remix wasn't enough I saw something that she says she's putting all the woman on it

OS nope where's my phone where's my phone where's my phone let me say some of the woman that she's putting on it I

didn't see that scissor let's see that's great I'm in already box yeah I miss his a

fabulous is a fan summer Walker LM a normanni scissor Kalani her Jenaya

Aiko I want to hear that yes that's the that's the one blood remixed womens

months yeah that's what that is he was on the one bloody xx a although

were you gonna go

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voice make Rory say sip the ass juice um

what about say what about say was about to say was to summer Walker remixes damn

gin do y'all know to begin a Big Sean do y'all know the type of [ __ ] the type of bar that Jenaya echoes getting off on

this record she went to guess you know one girls need love to newly single while your man

is taking pictures with a chick that said God is a woman oh yeah his ex girl

that was really not his ex girl while y'all was together there might be the reason you gotta go mmm you gotta come with some [ __ ] she

bought the kid kills it on this line of I'm saying janae and I think janae kind of once smoked with her that's in my

mind nothing probably well she borrowed her about to get her [ __ ] off yeah one this type of record

yeah her is my favorite new at so I mean nothing I think there can get her [ __ ] off on on any type of ratio I think LM a

better relax I think that's over with just call it Gabby any more than that as

much she they got rid of that Julius you don't know whole bunch of about zero everywhere I was gonna say I just wonder

it takes a tiny a circle shades that was

that was my problem at the Drake show when we was there she was on the riser with the shades I was like damn I wish she'd have to have this image so she

could just see the show like it's dark in here 3d thank you sunglasses off we

don't care like it worked it works but I think she'll get her [ __ ] off the most

on that record I think the deer is there's a woman missing cool Tiana Tiana

would be great on there what what if she kind of got messy and put ariana and janae on the record no that's miss Jen

they gonna say some wild [ __ ] like she [ __ ] Arianna Arianna Q the area right here her oneness she's

too pop man I'm gonna say that because now when Sean has a lot on her album be

hard hip-hop beats they pop hip-hop some oh no they throw the boom bap drums in

summation I don't hear on this style know when to mind a female rapper on

there you know there's a lot of female rappers there I like that I like really

dope 38 specializes girl chain war up there that's super duper nice I have to

get 38 specials project yeah there's Donnie keep saying this dad I think she's on there too I remember but she's

super duper nice it's hard to keep up with how many just how many new rappers

are out there yeah I wish we could do more to highlight them not us but I mean

the industry yes yeah discuss that had dinner last night you didn't discuss

that at dinner like John I'm with the festival and we go put all the rappers

on rappers gonna perform and like people could stay there overnight ya know sleep in tents I had to tell him

that my problem was with those tents it was just the tents that was my biggest beef about that whole [ __ ] how could you

expect anybody to sleep in that bum ass that's a good tent and there's some hard

tents out there that's good yeah the Coachella thing but it just didn't didn't work two people stay in sense of

Coachella yeah yeah I've never been like the

something they launched childish in a day and I have never heard of I think of

the three OTO Impala movie that might be it save on whenever you get a chance

long down at Coachella I would definitely try to see things

I've imagined at Coachella for 39 minutes I'm with that Coachella is a big crock of bull [ __ ]

hold on something in the water Teddy Riley added today it's not changing it all for you that Teddy Riley

changes everything for me that's what I'm saying like you ready I got the Hertz van go down as a family

what day is that for our festival save on some time in April is it Teddy Riley

without Aaron hall Hank Aaron either you

gotta bring our air we booked them busy

that's fact no I don't I don't know what I'm doing the next day every day I don't know what

tomorrow holds let me talk about a king yes drone tomorrow tomorrow partly

cloudy with a chance of rain Rory trying to get us to do a podcast from the Ferrell festival so now what now we want

to sit down at a table that I got talking a whole bit he got some stores that's some [ __ ] somebody said I

would want to see Kate Renata I would want to see Jane Eyre I go listen I'm glued to every jhene aiko move Big

Sean is gonna get it he's gonna get his demise demise I don't put a verse on it

let's go meet you come back what you want me to do that's funny nujin a Joey she's 88 20 80 80 80 that's

I'm saying yeah you gonna be 80 I don't know ever the man's name man yeah went

from the diner to not even speaking to many women in my life that it's going

from the diner tonight he was not so Connors to fix that at the next illuminati meeting mm-hmm guys his name

is Michael or cha-cha approached in Jeffrey or job Jonna straighten that up

here's me two jaws in this display nice don't give John enough credit somehow enough credit for what for what he's

accomplished in hip hop oh I always see not the festival a festival that might

have been it well in 50 but when the ark did you ever have the heart of iron food to recall

the jewels and oh my god I wonder that was it hey he snuck that out there in

the misters 50 bleedin I like that though and the Bobby Brown [ __ ] he was he was there young Bob he got the Bobbi

Brown feature off in the 50/50 tobacco

he did and then kicked into the camera I want to see more on episode of tales

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oh I gave you power he'd be a gun look

look how fast [ __ ] just go left imma be a gun yeah

[Laughter] cosign that [ __ ] all walking in in

the dark shadows what it's Shane's out Danny usually you never [ __ ] they want

yo I don't give a [ __ ] about like I'm a gun yeah yeah mall can't believe it

yeah I'm always killing this episode right now

semi-auto with lead I'm seven inches smoked that [ __ ] what are we gonna do

for the 20th anniversary of Illmatic it's coming right 25th 20th Jeff now xx

for to 2014 was 94 yeah yeah no really

didn't they already didn't at all pass they like did they were like rereleased the [ __ ] put a different cover put out

like a documentary I think they did all of it no wouldn't it ready to die come out 96 no you guys are wrong

Matty came out in 94 Brady died definitely back in 94 yeah I think it's

a reasonable doubt yes sir rate yeah I misheard you yeah that came out 94 yesterday both came out 94 yeah I don't

I don't know why I thought she said regional down Illmatic and ready to die coming now in the same year same yeah yeah see but that's that's wrong like

Google when did the boule come out before that before but Google will never tell us that and

that's the information we'd be needed not being there in the wiki oh you got dig know the wiki so we're waiting on

the 25th anniversary of Illmatic correct we're at the 25th I was today's actually

a 25th anniversary of hearts iron gangster yeah I saw yeah I saw rest in

peace girl absolutely yeah oh I totally

thought you said reasonable doubt yeah means anybody that passed every time we

get to March knife I'll be like he has a birthday all right internet and we could acknowledge it mm-hm

yeah it's better than to acknowledge maybe we all know more tonight for the cannabis message they saw so much off

that [ __ ] that one law did a lot and somebody said they don't Taman tell you because kandi said yeah I'm just waiting

for you for puff to smack the [ __ ] out of blood that's all but we'd go to sleepers it's possible happen well then

do I feel like we always go to violence towards Vlad and then go into supers [Music]

welfare is it true - Alex Trebek has stage four camps yeah yeah he did an

announcement you did mm-hmm damn prayers up careers up Alex man

you're gonna cancel jeopardy nice let's keep going why no but okay well that's

all of him to continue to do that but yeah they should cancel jeopardy oh well most he's gonna live think positive with

fair all right

stickers it is always well standing ado

yeah that could be your sleeper if you just want to start and it's throwbacks

so throw back if you want to just take that for the day well Jose throwbacks

throw them back button of them [ __ ] blind well [ __ ] average joe's needs a

button up got you out of here hmm were without be a strong Riley I'm kind of

mad at home for that though like you you fell for the no the button up [ __ ]

laughs how many times people will you just show up read that part home is better than the button plus shoolbred

lose my athletic doubled Oh

hope everybody had a good time listeners podcast if you're a first-time listener I want to let you know this is how it

normally is especially on Saturdays really tell about anything important it's Betty nothing happened I was mad

and I'm no new music drop honestly that kind of put it build on my Friday I'm glad I can catch up on some old [ __ ]

cardi on album em yeah but check that though it's it's kind of fine to Rory

records no Chaldean records yeah dislike I'll be independent I won't cow be on to

perform in LA but I already asked him to perform I just love his performance I hadn't performed alas Alicia I know I

love his performance I have CSF perform we're at LA for the 30th oh he got to my

joint then I got it I got Jack ready for home Houston sue I've already gotten in

my sleeper bag for our live shows one one we're doing one you have one person

right no I got people yeah I don't want

to see three performers at the end I mean if they dope we could have Kyle do

it two of you want I'm like a possum I just had him do it the last song so we talked to some people see let's see what

tricks we can pull out the Joe Biden podcast and famous oh we saw industry now in France and France damn anytime

you do the friends on there I thought I was with my friend that was a show

I'll say nice to Charlie [Music]

now but you a mystery no you can't like time to perform a something you get like Thai to perform in LA you industry now

get us like Usher something herps

without Chapel crooning yeah it's like a

on go I have no idea it's just bet on the timeline you haven't seen it at that time I thought she lee said it was

something to give her some validity if we just talking right now they're not gonna do that earth chili was my first

crush oh yeah thanks

okay bored and chilly coming into Miami show where I'm again I'm gonna get the

beach I mean the shape up shape up yeah the pumpkin spice on it was over Maya

what's up my uh she wasn't a little carnival [ __ ] she's like I see eight-six can't wait to put

on them carnival fits and be hosed and never sent a car shots of yet to see a

problem Shanti looked different in that that's Ronnie no she's ready get up the family but in a good way

consistent boy I've been a freak Nick no

just buy the DVDs just reminisce

[Music] sleepers man it's been a dike my know same [ __ ] close it so in some no I've

seen those DVDs freak we got them be no but that's what that was a different time like you can't you can't have none of that no Greek fest yeah used to hate

all the dancing gangs yeah alright so I thought they weren't angry fruit day

Greek what am I playing here oh we don't

sleepers alright I'm sick of parks I think these ends up at 2:30 still since

ninety minutes again we got we're

hitting the road we're risking it all for you guys Lincoln bio buy two tickets

man come support don't know how many more these tours you're gonna get I don't know man you'll get a lot of New

York New Jersey tours oh yeah never beef about the New York show I'm

cool to go to Philly no problems there

you start and down the NJPAC every month have a residency we need a hit in Japan

we do that's number one number two they given our residency's in Vegas like it's

more [ __ ] that's a fact everybody everybody lose the [ __ ] over that I saw that bag about to move to

Vegas see brother yeah yeah yeah um so I guess that's it

man it's Saturday go enjoy your [ __ ] day uh it's been real it's been it's

been great it's been awesome I'll keep us in your prayers lord knows we need to be there until the next time

I bid you adieu farewell adios arrivederci deuces pieces

pieces pieces love you guys man