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this microphone check one two what is

this welcome to another edition of the

Joe Budden podcast episode 260 oh we

can't wash it out here episode 260 of

the Joe Budden podcast I'm you're a

humble gracious and grateful host Joe

button here with a few few [ __ ] that

just talk behind my back a few guys that

I call friends that who knows what they

really are never know you know maybe the

ones closest to you huh hey love changes

a thug changes so I'm here with some

backstabbing ass [ __ ] mall Park MOEA

parks is still kind of fly but whatever

Rory is here Irish McNasty Irish eat

sunflower Eriksen Savon is still here

fresh from its public pool outfit was

like it went straight to the public pool

yesterday looks like the cootie looks

like the cool lifeguard anyway so I

would ask everyone out there doing about

I don't really care how y'all doing and

one and two I would wit y'all a little

bit know that that's why we don't have

none to talk about I don't know if

you'll notice that every time it never

feels like clockwork to talk about from

being together

oh no clearly y'all do

tonight well where would you like to

start let's start let's start with

tonight

oh no it started with the day let's

start with today come on we have a new

segment where everyone just laughs if

something Joe did I don't know if you

guys have noticed that I've noticing it

but I'll take it

ok come on man anything that anything to

take us to the next level

I got a text message around I say four

thirty of someone saying I hate when

stories start like this he's about to go

in sit around hmm I know yeah 4:00 4:30

4:30 - just with a simple

FOH from said Joe - new in my phone okay

Joe new yeah it's my old one which I

reply with a question mark because there

was no sentence Breyer and we haven't

spoken in a day or two he called me

first thing you so soon as I say yo sup

you was brought up with the fam I was ok

I see what he do I saw the story I was

figured he was gonna stay and I saw pop

I saw Michael Paul I was like all right

Joe's doing the family thing for the

July 4th yeah right Joe is not doing the

families I told them the day before all

right I'm out though yeah seemed poppin

to pull us ok you know that once that

was cool to do time fly but all right so

you got a FOH text and athletes you got

him on the phone so already y'all are

paying me out to be some something I'll

do you was up to something he's

definitely up to no good when you hit

him with out mmm this is crazy

and each time somebody call you anybody

mmm

but why does the story start here

because my story don't start here wait

your stories oh where does it start

I think my story starts probably

Wednesday or Tuesday okay me and mom

we're talking to me sitting oh so you

were just replying oh I don't know about

you but uh we might need to be at that

dreamville [ __ ] I'm John I'm just

telling you now oh I heard that

conversation it was a lot more off there

as well unsafe economy so seeing this

one like they phony [ __ ] false

brother who cuz I take that more bravado

I bring it to Rory I say hey Rory mall

does Rory is my young people pulse even

though he's not even young anymore no

[ __ ] grew up with me so I'm taken to

Rory Rory I don't know man molls telling

me we may need to be at that dream wheel

[ __ ] mmm the same thing more gave me no

or is it no no no no nobody has anybody

ever gonna you know it kind of kind of

shock do you want to go go nobody's

don't

that's what Laurie said to me that's

true

that is a fact so I brought it back them

all mm-hmm oh no no I said I'm down if

y'all want to go yeah he did he did he

did many more as a mom you should listen

I'm just telling you what the streets is

saying everybody who is anybody and

where anybody who's anybody whistle I

remember that little spiel

so surprised get the pop from 87 will be

Big John will be there that's where my

story will start but [ __ ] it let's

eliminate all that and start with Joe is

thirsty because that's why you gotta own

cuz Saturday came I mean all day Friday

Thursday like a Saturday Thursday came

I'm chillin with the fam I look up at

the clock it's three o'clock I ain't

heard from all my smash brother I know

how that goes

don't hype me up and get me ready and

cancel all my [ __ ] and now I see you

once I salute the boo why was I over

today call a [ __ ] friend that's the

problem today stop trying to check on

your friends by their insta life I

wasn't checking or you like Paula not to

go into check no but I wasn't checking

or you let you know you were in shape I

hate Rory woulda FOH because Y is three

o'clock and you want a roof chilling

with your friends and nobody could call

to hit me when I'm doing a repeat oh

[ __ ] Wow no this is why I'll tell you

why no I'm just telling apply with well

I'm in the house yeah no go home I'm

just telling in the shade I'm just

telling y'all I'm just addressing the

aggressiveness that you guys said I

started with it was just funny I was

like he's like mmm who's going I

interrupted so no continued to lie on me

I mean tell us or was the life that's

how you started the text that's true uh

I said hey I'm going to a Mandela's

rooftop I actually think you would enjoy

your time there it's really close to

Brooklyn Mirage we can make that

decision cuz it's like ten minutes away

losing Maspeth in Brooklyn uh so we were

in Brooklyn

I said hey come to my friends rooftop I

think you'd have a good time I didn't

know Joe was gonna have the time of his

life

Aaron it was a good vibe though it was

good vibe with him it wasn't too hot out

it's nice but what and it was cars they

once Josie car is he good but why is it

funny when men have fun I didn't know

Joe would have the time of his life that

was the greatest I ran you like but I

did have a good time it was cool

Brooklyn [ __ ] could do a kick back

properly well you have the right space

and setting yes that's what it takes

Jersey is Jersey is to Jersey bigger

than through Busey for the kick back

that's what I just wanted things I

noticed here really everybody up there

was chilling when a bunch of phones out

everybody mind your business like

talking to people that maybe they didn't

know yeah

not really at the Jersey kick bag you're

gonna talk to all the people that you

don't know the girls the girls that come

to the Jersey kick back oh you'll be

ready to kick the kick out the Jersey

the jersey kick out now would you the

kick back you need the proper area and

as much as I've hated gentrification

specifically in Brooklyn I do like that

the rooftops are like safe yeah remember

when you used to go on a Brooklyn

rooftop and was like there's way too

many people on this roof this is gonna

break to those situations in gentrified

Brooklyn to them well I mean my people

love room and I'm about to let Rory know

don't get it [ __ ] up if you looked

across both the police were on now the

roofer no I mean the wood under us oh

yeah yeah no it's been nice done yeah so

that was great

listen any kickback that has a jumbo

Jenga is a win jumbo Connect four or

Connect four period is a win uno is cool

Inessa that they weren't even fighting

at the window table awesome so I felt I

felt too at ease it was like it was a

friendly and it was too peaceful so so

what did you do

I picked up the deck of cards as soon as

I got there you know what time it is

with me sir shuffling I'm surprised and

now just hold me just that was this way

to intimidate the other players

see my shuffle game [ __ ] myself was

horrible

yeah it was too many black people with

the kickback for there not to be a spade

game so that's true so I grabbed the

microphone and said hey there's too many

black people you're not for there not to

be a spade game and for some reason Rory

and Maul painting could be the funniest

thing in the universe it's only funny

because when you walked in he was kind

of kind of sorta on your anti-socials

and and I got it right there okay

because every time we walk in somewhere

I do that and then y'all say it you know

what it was a little funny though you

see what I did I was in the corner more

what you don't know is he texts me and

said I'm in the corner mall over there

being mixi cuz I came like 10 minutes

after your ball was out but it's funny

it's funny when you get that text and

then see someone that sent that text on

a microphone stance

how was that being mixi I was speaking

to the people that I knew cuz then I

will be acting funny if I didn't say

hello now you're walking was mixing my

walk in was I walked in right next to

let's not know and it's not get away

from this point walking game is

important let's talk about it

tell me more if you just go directly

where the corner you look a little funny

yes so I said I had to say hello to

people you know how you start with love

you should walk in with love no well we

walked in with two and that my two women

never leaving they was getting off the

elevator and then when they saw me and

Joe they stayed on and proceeded to wait

and now two got it like that

no she sexually harassed me yeah no tell

us your story well we stand with you

drunk and she was like touching on me

and out later let's stand with you and

she saying my first that's not smoking

about enough the amount times the women

get drunk and you start feeling all over

a guy that did it yeah like I was

uncomfortable elevator how do you feel

you were there with me zone and you

laughing with me but you looked at that

you look there like I fam get your penis

no I'm

electric cause of my diamond rope no I

was like oh they're drunk but it was

like oh wait but that's fine we don't

give such a love me is heaven bless you

drop off but wait but they kept trying

to talk about [ __ ] so when we walked in

they won the place looks like the four

of us has anybody turned and looked at

us Joe say I I gotta go because they

think me together yeah gotta go cuz they

think we together now Wow

no hey we here together we not sorry

family the same thing happen to me at

that party cuz the elevators is all

[ __ ] up was one elevator I went

downstairs to get Chris and there was

two plus-sized women in the elevator

with me and Chris get in the elevator

and I think he thought they was with me

so he's speaking to them like they would

be with me Chris a lot I do too I like

Chris oh that's right let me say that so

I I do the immediate thing when we get

off the elevator to dash off so it looks

like to everyone else me and Chris

didn't come in with these two chicks

that's funny the same should happen to

us

yo ya'll [ __ ] up you and Joe [ __ ] up

so I should have got mauled in the

elevator oh you know what else happened

here but it's worse when you have to

explain to your friend that you weren't

with them either Cory pulled me out of

my music video I was shooting in my head

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was that the just friends Musiq

Soulchild video I think it was that

video shoot in mind what she was doing

sounds about right that would be the way

you was playing yeah I'm playing spades

beautiful nubian queen next to me

talking [ __ ] hmm I think lucky day just

came on row some mall the Sun was

setting

don't worry oh you ready ready you know

hey how much longer me yeah what you got

another ten yeah come on now it's just

the messenger are you kidding see I was

the messenger of the hate it was like it

was cool I want everyone finished

shooting my music video man I had it

didn't have no bottled water so I would

you know we're not listen I want I want

an apology from Joe for the last five

years that's all last five years I've

been trying to I've seen this guy go ups

and downs with his relationships and you

know maybe the type of women that he's

going after have a specific theme and I

was like yo why don't you just come with

me still like this some after work [ __ ]

or like a cool little barbecue joints

that I'd be going to on the weekend yeah

like maybe do a little happy hour yeah

like someone with health insurance

yeah look what happens with hair that

can talk yeah every guy once once we get

past our surface guys shoot and all

right how does she look aesthetically

once we get all that out the way you got

to get into what was the thing that's

gonna get you to stick around to do it

when women know how to do things that

you would think that only men would

really be good at like if women can do

things you gotta say uh it's like when

if you go to a pool hall and you see a

woman that really knows how to play pool

that's attractive that's almost like oh

[ __ ] Lester grabs you changing tires and

all this [ __ ] my own [ __ ] the [ __ ] no

more triple e for me

see that [ __ ] walk out I'll be right

back go get the cars inspected you get a

flat tire your girl bleh don't worry

about I got this

that'd be fire no Kelly check your okay

but are you gonna sit in the car orange

triangles behind the car why is it so

bad that we find safety so corny

I think the people that put out the low

reflective shits on the side of the road

other corneas people on earth it's so

safe go change your tire don't put your

[ __ ] color scheme in front of me

no no [ __ ] car run it don't see you

pulled over any people that wear helmets

on bikes

nobody has al another city bike yes they

do I think if you have some helmet to

rent a bike responsible one here and say

people should absolutely should wear

helmets on bikes I'm saying especially

after listening a lot of people get hit

by hit by cars bad drivers and accidents

so if you want a scooter a bike any of

that [ __ ] where you just out navigating

freely am iam always just talking about

that we take for granted how the things

we what some of the things we use every

day that could totally kill us like cars

that's true y'all y'all keep sleeping

riding them little city bikes around

thinking [ __ ] is sweet the amount of

those those accidents that have been a

critical like in the past six months I

notice cuz watching the news and you see

it a lot it's up so y'all should put a

helmet on these [ __ ] cannot drive a

new you

and some of y'all can't bike yeah dude I

was about to say that too don't just

blame it on a car yeah not even that

though you hit a pothole or some

[ __ ]

that should've [ __ ] you up on a bike

hell yeah how you gonna hit a pothole

never you get a ball about how the same

way drama Karma for now but it's

different with you in a kind of in a

somewhere unavoidable especially when

you only have so much space you can bike

yeah exactly my thing is cars traffic

coming next to you got a bottle where

will you get this type of premium ground

alright every time you guys going shout

out our YouTube you are seeing a Pahoa

bikers on Maui's all the bikers have you

have the scooters those little scooter

joints that are all over LA have those

made it's in New York yet like lyft

where you could take your app it's a

lyft scooter yeah that's one for the

first time in LA it's the most dangerous

thing on earth I can't believe they're

just giving these to people that have

cell phones she just can move my older

brother came came over the other day and

he had some big ass scrape on his arm

my mom's like what happened to you oh my

god fell off a bike again look like

again like you've been falling off a

bike for about 15 years

motorcycles yeah me neither

you know I always think I what was a

death machine to me yeah I started

thinking about the damage that you could

do to yourself and a lug nut clunk old

family doors around me I'm clumsy with a

butter knife like I can hurt myself with

one of those you put me on a motorcycle

to my Kawasaki they're cool in theory

they look cool and you can park them

they was cool a fan go through traffic

they was cool yeah going through traffic

I'll be jealous well it's nice it was

cool for like two summers when I seen he

was pulling up the right side I'm sure

he's getting all the girls but does it

and that was a long time ago yeah then I

stopped one little girl I was just about

to say the girls at ringside a

motorcycle will do it what type of girl

you like I really changed the direction

your life is going in literally

everything yeah yeah it's true

everything

well would you gentlemen like the start

we didn't finish our night we want to

drink after that no no I sold out in 5

seconds Jake oh yeah no we were saying

like our circle I meant like Oh nobody

was going from our circle no squares in

the circle and I'm certainly rapid stop

desert that's another one

no don't put don't insert another shape

into your circle it's over yeah it's

tough but via Rory's right and even you

said when we were there

you kept you kept repeating now I get it

now I get it now I get it now understand

now understand now see what he's doing

you kept saying it and you even you

spoke to the people that were there

right you speak to him I'm I explained

now it was all at that because I'm

pretty sure that most of the people that

came were there to see Jake oh I'm

trying on I'll obviously looking at the

crowd like I like to pay attention to

the crowd and it was a lot of middle

aged well no teenagers in their early

20s but it was a lot of white kids

something out of white shades a lot of

white kids and I was like oh okay good

these are all the kids that came up in

college listening to Jay Cole and this

is why he's able to sell out arenas and

[ __ ] so quickly because that's who he's

catering so he's not really worried

about the hood and you know I'm saying

like he don't really even though his

music is hip-hop right but he doesn't

really because I didn't understand I was

like damn Jay Cole that Brooklyn Miraz I

was like it he makes sense to me at

first

hmm but then when I went in there I'm

like okay I get it

now see white party vibe exactly got it

kind of the bounce off of malls to

anyone dressed like he was at a frat

party so yeah I was observing everything

that you were observing and I was

astonished I was in awe and it brought

me back to just thinking about where

hip-hop was and where hip-hop is like

and the internet versus real life like

he did a lot of songs that the Internet

has killed him for he did a lot of songs

that he caught has caught a lot of heat

for

throughout the years and they all went

off is it really indicative of real-life

debt that's why I laugh at all the Jayco

hate on Twitter I think it's hilarious

like every if you just lived on Twitter

you would really think coal was trashed

and no one liked him meanwhile he sells

out every single arena across the

country and Capri enter stadiums with

the right acts with him like the world

is so much bigger than your timeline and

I've laughed for [ __ ] seven years of

this Jayco hate [ __ ] you nobody let

nobody listen to that [ __ ] I'm like all

right bro that's why he's number one

every time he goes out I get it

it all is commercial records uh and you

take for granted how many of them he has

features included oh they all went off I

was like wow that's interesting I don't

know if these people would be so

receptive to this town and sound at

another time and then I'm watching him

and he's up the address the way he's

dressed which is in I guess now that

style I'm like nobody cares like all the

things that all the things that the

execs instilled in us back then nobody

gave none of that matters no none of

that bull just comes down to the music

and do things like it or not so I was in

how much I was you know that was like a

I was just in there studying people like

you or not like he is a likable person L

yeah an image you know a relatable

regular person yeah a relatable one see

I have a whole different I don't

necessarily know that but again I'm

jaded so to me there's a difference

between somebody having a really

likeable personality and somebody only

showing you but so much of their

personality and that's where Jay Cole is

to me he reserves the right to nut you

know nothing about him now you kind of

do

cuz when he does show his person that no

it's like oh he seems like a guy would

go have a beer with whatever you know

what I mean I know but all the train

megastars do that like a horn and off

switch I'm not saying that Jay Cole does

right I'm just saying he does seem like

a real nice guy any time I've ever met

him super nice guy

yeah people I've met that [ __ ] with him

super nice people the people that I know

that [ __ ] women all speak highly of him

right but yeah that's my experience

which is

people in the business all right keep

going Jimmy a super nice guy like market

marketable right uh well not it was

funny brought up the execs and what they

taught in all that [ __ ] and the records

that you were saying that he got killed

for I feel like most of those records he

got killed for were because the label

and even home to was like now you need a

single meanwhile he was doing the dollar

in a dream [ __ ] building up that core

audience and it never mattered mm-hmm so

I feel like the joints he gets killed

for like the workout records and all

that [ __ ] that was the exact full I

don't think he wanted to make those at

all just like we're not putting your

[ __ ] out without a single of course at

all and then it was funny by the second

probably second album they was like oh

wait Cole doesn't need a single no I'm

trying to tell you this city yeah like I

don't need that

they're gonna come just listen to me

right but every record he did last night

was so he did a whole set people for

longer than I thought he would did

before a lot longer the whole no you

wouldn't

okay you don't exactly do that prior

viously wouldn't have time for but there

could be some type of way I would like

execs to go on the first tour of an

early act that they signed to better

understand what the [ __ ] is going on cuz

I feel like if somebody from rock would

have went with Cole on that first dial

in a dream joint do all those colleges

they wouldn't say do go make mr. nice

watch mmm-hmm like it just makes no

sense you need to understand the

audience that the catering to and that

happens at the shows like don't just go

to the Garden Show when you an exact

same go to s obese you signed them

understand their audience yeah just

speaking out so bees that was one of the

first time I think I saw Jay Cole and

seeing him last night just seeing how he

is now evolution it's it's incredible

the hard work and where it leads you his

his growth as an artist the growth in

his music the growth in the content the

growth in his business I'm up there you

know dreamville album dreamville release

his probably like seeing people learn

from other people's mistakes like I feel

like watching hold develop Cole and then

now seeing Cole develop others mm-hmm

like fit you know you watch some artists

who never take the time to develop

another artist or [ __ ] with another are

and they just try to hold it down

themselves their whole career and wanted

especially at the height of their career

yeah yeah yeah yeah and you pay the

price for that on the backend to be at

the height of your success and and

recognize that and be ahead of it and do

some things to prepare yeah I like it I

like yeah and I mean nice to see that

type of kind of off what I was just

saying that you're gonna flop your [ __ ]

not coming out to what it is now like

that's what I kind of liked even in

Drake's story with the push a [ __ ] and

taking the quote l was like alright

great your story isn't just up like come

on let's plateau a little bit let me see

you struggle and bounce back like it

just makes it for a better story to me

mmm so like watching co-op there with

like his whole [ __ ] label now when he

was supposed to flop off his first album

it's great to see ya and I mean on a

much lighter note here looking around in

there maybe this is done by design

looking around in there I told you off

mic after the yeah prop to Jay Cole

let's get it down mam came out and we're

recording early so of course we're not

gonna critique anything we'd have but I

like I like the job the Cole did mm-hmm

and I've only this is off a quick breeze

through please don't quote me in any

initiate I'm liable to change my mind

tomorrow oh but I really like how Cole

sounded

on everything anytime his voice came on

I liked a lot oh yeah yeah I was I was

happy all the UH was a standout and you

should be I mean you could just tell

who's seasoned like not to take away

from these kids is just starting their

career right but you can just tell when

someone's been doing this for quite some

time they just sound they sound a little

different on a record and you can see

the levels because like JD is more

seasoned than probably some of the other

guys so it's also just familiarity you

know I'm saying once you get more

familiar with people's voices they stand

out more often yeah that's true too yeah

there's so many people on this [ __ ]

project it was hard for me to understand

who is what doing we're for sure but no

I mean uh tell us some for people who

don't know the artists around here earth

gang boss who are both you know a little

bit more known Lou Smee know there's a

lot I [ __ ] with me know yeah oh man this

there's so many artists let me bring up

a more what this well buddy's on there

but you know in his service

he's not really in their crew I love

that they put Maxell cream one there i

[ __ ] with him heavy there's some young

nudie there was some interesting ones in

there that I was glad they threw in the

mix that doesn't really match the rock

nation right yeah okay yeah I like when

they add that in but again to me J ID

was a standout from the younger

perspective how are you yeah go ahead

every time I hear earth gang they get

better like I think they have a bright

future I'm really [ __ ] earth gang

yeah I like them a lot

any time aura getting her a bag as it

pulls me in she starts doing all those

little E's I'm not gonna try to do it

run no hoes wait that's what I was

waiting

okay hit those harms for how we gonna

hand we don't take this thing to the

next level yeah her in time smoke that

record I like that record a lot on the

Audrey Z - oh yeah easy verse which that

was out but I know it was that way yeah

I felt good hearing it again one album I

liked it more on now yeah I like when it

happens yes I like what I like the song

war when its own album um or when

singles don't like just stand out in a

bad way

on album yes

even along always a pleasant surprise

even if it's a good single it's like oh

this wasn't good for this yeah I like

that I like what I like about the people

that do well when these types albums

come out with all of these acts that you

don't know and listen I am NOT gonna

continue to listen to albums that are

made that way but when they come out

right what I like about them is it does

force you as a listener to be a bit more

open-minded than you're used to

sure and I like that does it I just like

the fact that we actually got the

product now like we use all you know did

the pictures and the invites and the

whole social media thing they went on we

was like I when his dad I'm coming we

finally got it and for what I only

listen to it once so I can't really go

in so but it sounds good it sounds like

they were having a shitload of fun yeah

in there oh yeah creating these songs

yeah like listen any rapper that has

been in the studio with a whole bunch of

rappers was what we got 40 years of all

of us getting in there saying what if we

do a record when we pass in the blood

around just ciphering did it for years

somebody got it done anything right yeah

definitely a shout all the ladies are

that come to the dreamville concert I'll

be seeing y'all the dream girls the

dream girl the click my bed I was trying

some of it was trying don't try your

contract clearly says that you don't but

not even wasn't like cool wording didn't

I just don't you opportunities may not

be tasked that did not which is no don't

don't don't try to

I was I was laughing with uh I was

laughing with Parks cuz I walked in and

we and Parks was checking out the

dreamville album and when it cut off he

put on all of what size album

change the quite this year college no

you know is walking out the classroom

walking home on the wrong block like you

think I'll go back to class that is such

symbolism of the journey and the

adventure that music can take you on

yeah going from the dreamville album to

the mini album what Simon yeah I mean ah

[ __ ] wet psy mmm like parts that it's

from going to college to definitely

gonna happen

definitely school to going home yeah

home from what happens if you don't go

to school

yeah no one's taking the wrong route was

like Temple University it's like oh

you're in school but you're also in

North Philly run into Boom Boom Boom

yeah that is such a great example temple

being in Philly I remember when I was a

kid and learned that temple was in

Philly and

Philly Philly the middle of that I can

like no no no college part it's not in

College Park the college part right

there try some [ __ ] I want with me

visiting my cousin one day trying to

look cute you didn't ever realize was in

Hood oh my god not because my look cute

back then was this one lime green and

each a shirt

[Laughter]

[Applause]

man I'm feeling [ __ ] that uh-oh it

wasn't lime-green and neech's all right

nothing about North Philly sis

lime-green yeah yeah but that was when

you had to you know that's always fun in

your 20s when you have to learn about

certain towns that was like one of my

first introductions to Philadelphia mmm

it's like one of my flag when you've had

to learn about cam didn't yeah like you

should learn about things nicely we

stopped we was gonna get in the kickback

etiquette and when I left the kickback

the first thing I thought was man it is

so important to be able to identify the

criminal in the room but of course like

when a new criminal comes in the room

like a new thief a new liar a new

scammer a new killer a new anything like

and that's really why I'm trained to not

walk right in a party you gotta you scan

remote strengthen that just walk right

in yeah scan the room for sure see but

that's corny now back to the J Cole

thing everything that was dope of a

corny as dope everything that was dope

is corny you look stupid scared in a

room they walk in the party say hello

that party I was speaking to

specifically now certain places you need

to you taste out in the whole room

before you get in there I'm saying can

you stand off as a bunch of unsay are

part and safe people yeah you find there

but you know where you going now like I

died this is my peoples his peoples

everybody know everybody I'm invincible

I still have to get used to safe

Brooklyn yeah Brooklyn was changed a lot

yeah go get your head busted hey

Brooklyn absolutely

oh good this is gonna lead us into like

a mature conversation safe Brooklyn

right safe Newark

some of the places that I was just

always afraid of alone really really

safer it's a lot safer just downtown

holy downtown specific little hockey

we're here just a really specific part

outside of the hockey

don't go venturing off the Prince Street

yeah no no Prince Street is still bad

boy I never I was telling me boy has so

many great sauce and I'm all over the

place now me and walls riding through

Lower East Side and I save goddamn I

always scared of Lower East Side mmm

like no worries

yes okay yeah lower he said it was a

reason to be

yeah parts of Lower East Side parts

everywhere that's not sweet but a whole

spit that's section all the projects are

is terrified that's what I'm saying the

more with Lower East Side is unique

because through all of my travels in

life you kind of just meet people from

and get cool and fly with people from

all over the world

I'm not fly one if she got big over

there I'm not able to make one call it's

just running

Lower East Side they stayed and try to

sell C or D ago to like the Brooklyn

right but if you was from uptown Harlem

Bronx Queens you don't really know too

many people unless you had family down

there yeah

but they didn't they don't really they

never really ventured outside of like

their little pocket that should a super

gentrified no there's no that's where I

was that's where I wanted to go so I was

having that conversation all books in

projects long office my Lower East Side

tangent I was having a conversation how

about how Brooklyn felt good had a great

time over there

Newark certain parts downtown so forth

and so on and how much probably it will

probably be who view to try to purchase

property in Newark now to get ahead of

it and then I was talking about pop and

I was like we probably what how many

year I was trying to guess how many

years we are out from the Bronx and I

said maybe 10 should this person I was

gonna say that

it's already started yeah it's been

started that's what I was telling my dad

that it started and maybe in about 10

years maybe before but you know

overestimating 10 years yeah if they

already trying to shove everybody out of

town what do you think the next the next

step is they cold what they got six he

knew they call it so bro I've heard that

yes the Electrolux opposed yes I

remember when I came to make a so bro

bro nice white people good market some

some telling you is called so bro piano

I want to move to no district once they

call Bushwick East Williamsburg and

bed-stuy Stuyvesant Heights or some

weird [ __ ] I was like that so I've had

enough guys so now I ask you gentlemen

the question that my dad asked me and my

cousin Michael Paul when we proposed

such a such a thought he said well where

you gonna move all the city workers

because the city workers are the people

that keep the city running so if you

gentrify everywhere then how will the

city function i haven't said my theory

where will they go

I haven't said my theory on this podcast

about that exact question I think I

don't know the suburbs and the hood are

gonna switch like I think they're gonna

push everyone out to like those towns in

Long Island or up in Hudson Valley like

it's gonna switch I said they're gonna

ship everybody the Long Island or Staten

Island yeah I'm never moving along

Island instead now I'm just let y'all

know that now

well you rich first of all some nice

creeps on both of those places that's

cool it's pretty consistent Trump don't

want Trump was about to be out of here

say my dad said Trump is trying to

switch the rules so he could run for a

third rules I'm tell you we're gonna

have our I'm good we gonna have for the

conversation we could pod right from

there Trump seemed like he would be an

okay guy if he wasn't president liked to

just kick it like he talks as a dude

everyday well his personality I think

that's why he was so popular in hip-hop

and movies and all that [ __ ] because he

was a rich dude from New York that would

be in the clubs with those and the coke

he was like the guy you would see at the

nightclub oh he always has the money the

bottles of [ __ ] in cocaine yeah let's

hang out with him he's just obnoxious

like he's rich he doesn't give a [ __ ]

he's a big part of why the fourth of

July I was extremely depressing to me

it's a shame that we have to unlearn so

many of the things that they taught us

in like school and [ __ ]

you like you like learning I like

unlearn would you yeah like unlearning

when is [ __ ] it's just a shame yeah

yeah but the more you unlearn the more

you realize it was all [ __ ] yeah

yeah I do like watching the process

though like Columbus being such a big

part of school today it's like nobody

would take nobody would takes the day

off now or Christopher Columbus no it's

been fun watching everyone going like

wait

I am disgusted with some of the things

that they have taught us yeah I'm

telling you that's a fact Roche is just

difficult you can't and and maybe you

know maybe and in past years you know

some of this stuff but it's not so

prevalent it's not so visible right in

front of your [ __ ] Facebook you can't

celebrate and depending watching the

news I'm now they have footage of these

detention centers that are holding the

uh that are holding the families heyo

see what went down there just been going

real hard on the reports people drinking

on a toilet it is really sad [ __ ] the

findings disgusting three of the five

detention centers that they visited did

not have the ability for people to

shower for people to have clean clothes

for people to eat three times a day this

wasn't like a living room or some [ __ ]

this was like the living facility built

pit which is cool for grown [ __ ] that

have [ __ ] did some [ __ ] but

babies and moms sorry I can't really

this burger tastes different the hotdog

is different hey the fireworks don't you

know you know I mean granted I do have

fireworks and I did not use them

yesterday I'm saving them for the

weekend

okay you like it yeah September and

September

you know you left fireworks off whatever

because we was doing the fireworks or I

was doing the final words it was

September job it was a Wednesday and it

was like the third it was Labor Day and

I had leftover fireworks and I had a

rooftop yeah Joe let one off one day it

was like sunna afternoon practice the

Sun was out I think I'm like doing

larger Sunday the whitey wants to hear

fireworks horrible road rage story that

I read a family traveling for the fourth

cuts another car

off car that car has a gun pulls the gun

out shoots at the other car that was

traveling with fireworks and car

explodes Jesus unfortunately I don't

remember but fortunately everyone was

alright like I always say I'm gonna stop

watching the news but I don't you're on

your own [ __ ] is addictive I'm cool like

I have to know how [ __ ] up people are

in the world yeah I guess that's that is

why I'm watching these [ __ ] up that's

fine I need to know who and where it's

[ __ ] up when and why that is all the

only reason I'm watching news yeah all

for the news get to let's get tomorrow

more music

we didn't get a chance to really listen

to Westside [ __ ] yet so we will get back

to it I'm sure but I heard track 1 and

[ __ ] died on there so that's my a lot

of people yes I saw some in the first

verse about a young girl was left bloody

on the road or on the telly I gotta get

back just know the Gunpowder sparks cuts

one of them Griselda [ __ ] on I tell

him to cut it off cuz I feel violent and

this time he said no that was a good

vibe after the little college dream

really oh you put your cute flows and

shoot somebody

music so many times do that dreamville

album I heard somebody make a reference

to if you want smoke I have this smoke

but and that sounds know cuz you [ __ ]

go rap but that's a little different

come from Buffalo and when y'all go off

in a [ __ ] that really sound like you

smoke if you want it come on I can't say

it yeah you don't say that yeah Conway

is very in you know they're very

descriptive she should do the same hole

twice some money is great ale

that's a marksman screen it takes years

of shooting but then I was like [ __ ]

that's considerate and thoughtful maybe

if the first shot landed somewhere that

didn't puncture anything yes shoots me

through the same hole

I got a change well it goes right

through drop some - hey listen to it but

hey let's check this out

y'all can judge me listeners people

that's watching y'all could judge me -

I'll be 39 next month and Jaden Smith

somehow has made his way - oh I have to

I need some alone time to go sit down

and really vibe with this and digest

this is one of my favorite daughters

somehow he has crept into that list for

me cuz his albums be doing a lot yeah

his last album was doing so much that

you can't just listen to it on the fly

man you got to like sit down yeah you

got to turn it on and just do [ __ ]

throughout the house where you can still

hear yeah yeah my doing that one on the

road am just taking trips just to hear

music yeah now I'm just riding to hear

him you just make a left and go straight

mm-hmm get on the highway yeah I need to

hear that I need to hear Jaden Smith out

that way and a few people told me that

it sounds great so I'm really looking

forward to that um let's put our amount

that was just on it is called Cygnus but

nothing else

yeah the songs I was listening to yeah

Ali put out a remix would Eric Bellinger

postie and Doug dropped a single buy

less of that yet um there's a report

that Daniel Caesar sold two to three

thousand copies of his latest effort

whatever the name is cuz I don't even

look at the names albums no more but I

would feel away if I was an artist with

that word what my latest effort don't

tell me I tried hey people say their

latest effort I only used to hate on 106

and all those old interview shows and

they say alright you got ten seconds

tell us why we should buy you out

no no [ __ ] out here just promos so trash

you have ten seconds to do that

spent the last 17 months making this

I've been fighting with my label who

lead song doesn't that representative of

me actually hate it hate somebody mean

ten seconds [ __ ] you free and I love

free bottle a shout of free

what would you Oh Daniel sees are up to

two three two to three thousand pure

copies I really hate you are misleading

headline people I hate it now I have to

go and like really read like why you

can't just give me the truth in the

headline so I could skip all of that

well you wouldn't click it and read it

then no I'm not clicking and reading

that [ __ ] be creative be creative

and getting me to click some [ __ ] to

three thousand copies I click on it I

read it in bold they put two to three

thousand pure copies newsflash nobody is

counting record sales that way by pure

copies if we were many more people would

be failing oh yeah a lot will buy me a

pen don't do that that's not how its

consumed sorry but uh the normal

projection was twenty seven to thirty

thousand which to me and I can't fact

check because we can't find how many he

did the first week on his last album but

I don't think it's that far no I think

it may be an improvement cuz this last

project here's even less known that he

is now yeah like no in between he's had

a couple little hit singles not super

smashes but songs that people like yeah

a couple platinum singles um so do y'all

think any of any of the public backlash

he received played a part in how he

delivered this album seemed to be a big

secret and I can't say that because his

last one he's one of those secretive

type of artists so yeah he's not sure

convinced yeah he doesn't do things

conventional yeah but I up here but I

would think that him and his people

would have wanted a week without Chris

Brown that's the only thing that made me

say ah I wonder if they did that on

purpose

Chris Brown demands so much attention

you could just get right behind this and

avoid so much of the divisibility that's

we we spoke about that because now the

way we get music I think that people

sometimes don't want to avoid the big

stars because again you're going Apple

music and they have Chris Brown he's

probably the main artist

the page right but now everybody's going

in for Chris but then if they see Daniel

Cesar's album drop today - it's like oh

[ __ ] I know I'm talking about

yeah that's under normal circumstances

I'm only talking about in regards to an

artist that is coming off some type of

public turmoil

he definitely flew under the radar a

little bit I wonder how the download

factors into the sales download album

because we made it out to be what I also

don't think in our world it was a big

thing but bowrage yeah I don't think

that made it as far as we think it made

it it definitely I don't think it did

her there but III give credence to it

because I know that sometimes minuscule

things on the outside are real big to

the label like the label will be the

person to [ __ ] act act panicky when

30 people have said one thing yeah have

you seen that for tweets shut up so

that's why I thought maybe that the

label might have been concerned but

again I don't know I'm freestyling yeah

but I mean I don't think it was much

different than than the last one as far

as it's great I was marked as far I'm

saying as far as the rollout in making

it aware like still good he's still

relatively little 30,000 is good and it

was a surprise and what they used to

tell me was if your album is real good

you get another shot yeah like you could

you could flop but if the music is great

somebody would give you another shot and

that was that was pretty good um Parks's

question just led me to streaming

royalties for podcasts Hey okay or lack

thereof he's not a lack thereof he'll

lack their own good for us it exists

somewhere same is music really need some

hope we need to figure this publishing

thing out but I'm talking about that

privately than ever on here you [ __ ]

podcasters don't even know your numbers

which is nasty by the way yes Avon do

you know how many numbers your podcast

does

that's crazy Jesus stop telling me I

can't hear you if you say that words

didn't come over married remember one

Apple said for those that can't hear him

he said on Spotify yes but Apple no it's

it's hazy when when Apple said that they

were gonna do that old thing okay we're

gonna build out this podcast thing you

can see your numbers and like it was

like a press release still waitin yo

these companies will press release you

today

goddamn some more [ __ ] to read they can

do it they just bought just buys time

yeah press release or it comes when your

time is run out all right enough about

Daniel Caesar is there anything else

music related that we need to discuss I

[Music]

don't know if anything music related

Jake was expecting a second child a nose

today so really back to that go cold

guys put it all over the place good

friend go Cole does a SAP count is yes

yes a SAP does that does count is music

and I mean he put out no no no no he's

arrested for beating up some kids Oh

Sweden yes a lot kids was following him

provoking him antagonizing him we've

seen we've seen before it ASAP Rocky is

probably not the person to do that to

and he always seems to get in these

incidents like out the country from

London somewhere he can never get a

slice of pizza in peace like something

is always happening them and and that's

a good in Sweden I don't think I've had

pizza in Sweden

I don't know but on a late on a late

night in London you'll get a good slice

okay like you'll enjoy it thank you I've

never experienced on this they're

Canadian fruit oh listen I got a good

job row in London oh yeah real good Thai

food over there yeah yeah click on on uh

on a late night over there they got the

pizza in John response

Oh ten kings all right ASAP Rocky

they're holding them for what two weeks

they said two weeks now for what but

stop it wasn't he they caught him he

went to jail he went before court and an

aggressive he's got an aggressive

prosecutor and I say real important to

just it's one of my worst nightmares to

get arrested up out of country in some

ways you know so now you we're still

trying to figure out the laws here 104

yeah they got an aggressive prosecutor

out there who one told him for two weeks

the judge agreed and now they're holding

them for two weeks and I don't know I

don't know it's [ __ ] up

yeah just [ __ ] up see the videos that

came out I saw this video but I've never

really saw like a pounding there's one

word he was definitely uh giving them

the business there's like two or three

minutes of him saying yo can you please

just leave us alone law just clear you I

agree Oh leave me alone please

three minutes you're still not leaving

me alone I should follow me like I'm

walking opposite where you you keep

following me like now I should be able

to defend myself well again I don't know

the laws out there over here if that

wasn't recorded I could have just

snuffed you real quick and I wouldn't be

arrested for that if a cop wasn't near

the witness said I wouldn't be arrested

I think the trouble comes again I don't

know the law over-the-air so I don't

know why the troubles coming but it

being on video and the video in that

clip I saw was maybe five seconds of

classic of my opponent is wearing a

hoodie or something grabbable I will

grab it and toss him and fling him to

the ground I will get three punches in

this will be ended that's what I saw

yes I'd say I think I don't think that's

your count is up pounding out that's

nice

he was being nice to the guy I got my

tossing the ground pop out any super

weak yes like security that [ __ ] him

yeah but yeah but that's when rappers

probably make the mistake that's like uh

[ __ ] when they go to their child

support hearing and say no I was giving

her money I was taking care to cater all

do you have receipt like you got to do

what you got to do you hate it's your

job to let the bodyguard do what he has

to do yeah

it don't matter that you've been stalled

you've been followed you've been

harassed like really do need to address

that yeah they need to address this

there's a law against that why why don't

apply for black people like when people

be following Britney Spears around legal

action happens no you're correct now

granted out there I'm stalking [ __ ] be

popping up the Britney house and [ __ ]

like oh yeah they do they do a lot they

do a lot but yes that's the N with a

saffron key hold your head man hopefully

everything pans out well for you or an

artist I don't need to tell you but

you're all a target at all times at all

places

let your security do the job many a

times I have avoided just beating up a

reckless fan with a phone because you

have a phone you got it you got to do it

and doing the right thing never feels

good I think they are gonna make a

loafer so no they need to just put a

camera in somebody's face and follow

them like yeah but I don't know why we

always wait until something tragic

happens to update mmm like it's gonna

take somebody getting severely hurt from

following or stalking us am I gonna lose

their life or something we gonna say

wait a minute that's because we should

address this so no one has heard again

hey fam we got [ __ ] ten years of

telling you hey Sam I go get hurt yeah

but that's cuz we live in as everything

is reactive and not proactive so it's

like they'll know it's a problem but

then not until it happens to somebody

where it's like oh [ __ ]

hmm we got to do some [ __ ] been going on

for 10 years already like and no action

there's a mass shooting every day right

I go copy AR anytime I don't think

they're gonna care about the phones at

Walmart god damn it go get us all right

with Walmart right Nixon ice cream yeah

the whole time I was watching the

democratic debate I was like I just need

to see the NRA NRA to be

don't you know what say yeah you'll see

that they pay everybody [ __ ]

you know not all that you goodbye you

could buy two [ __ ] assault rifles in

Walmart and then they got the nerve to

push back our Harriet Tubman $20 bill

that's the one they fight we can't even

get that 20 No

so before get is anyone looking forward

to another jail story from ASAP Rocky no

god no hope the jails are clean sweet

forty fifty 94 roars man

that joke was right the I didn't think

of it I didn't think of it just I don't

defer I don't ever want to see in there

anyone especially ASAP rocky because I

know he's good dude get locked up but

there's an interview afterwards they out

of the bathroom Robin I'd like to know I

don't want to fight anybody that is

using semen as a weapon hey hey you win

buddy was just coming on that's the part

of the story where I'm just like yours

it's all it right there like I just

don't understand like it's a weapon I'm

just gonna standing up busting on the

floor like [ __ ] is that

yeah I never dealt with it I uh dealt

with a woman that threatened her like

put some [ __ ] in the food as you made

for you threatened to do it yeah wait

ask that question again I know that's

not a thing anymore because women don't

cook today for [ __ ] yeah

but back in the day I'll put it in your

overeats there was a movie that they got

that from bos that the color purple

we're all uh she put some [ __ ] in the

spaghetti it's not my memories bad no

but she's spitting his eliminate no

there's another movie I'm thinking about

goddamn it

[ __ ] ain't happens anyway enough about

that let's move on where we at where we

at yeah we not finished something just

now remind me he said I think we was

done there oh yeah man poor he said well

he's rich rich ace that no matter and

this but he's locked up for two weeks I

he just can't leave the country for two

weeks no he's locked up damn that's

[ __ ] up

yeah tell me about it

verify given the tunes today his dog

took the [ __ ] off did it I think him in

a pitbull were performing in JC last

night yeah he always a con that's like a

thing now a lot forth he does some [ __ ]

downtown with a different order snoop

last year my mom went my son when I got

a call and asked me I was mmm yeah

barbershop was packed morning talking

about the Akon show oh damn going JC was

pitbull and a con as funny as it sounds

I was joking yesterday they cover a lot

of Jersey City somehow pulled out every

Spanish [ __ ] from the heights downtown

everywhere and Akon pulled out all of

the thugs and gangsters from when he was

a thug and a gangster cuz he was a

Jersey City and then like the white moms

who live downtown they know people saw

Doug as a con come out pop with a song

about being arrested then he puts down

wait hello guy and given the Styles P

let's see what styles was saying hey how

did you guess this book what artist to

put on this one who has a felony right

now who would make this believable who

could paint this picture let me know

what he was doing one day I'm a coffee

on his podcast I'm afraid of super cool

oh man

now I'm headed to do just rappin today

subscribe the most stressful situation

if you've ever been there now they won't

give you a mail that wanna bust that's

how you know she's [ __ ] luxurious take

the next level

the funny thing about that is I'm not

ever correcting him no course not no no

that's the word see why you said that

yeah yeah that's how you pronounce it

yeah I understand why you said that yeah

I understand

um let's see in other news that I never

want to talk about last week I did a

pretty good job of our last podcast I

did a pretty good job of avoiding blue

faces blue face and his mom and his

sister even though they tried their best

to put it in front of my face every day

this week with new new footage and a new

perspective in a another camera angle

yeah I'm be honest I don't give a [ __ ]

about any of it so I don't have anything

to say about it me personally I'm not

ever putting my mom out of anywhere I

don't care what happened that's me if

you do now understand everybody doesn't

come from the same family background as

me yeah your mom doesn't Klout chase too

so everybody is not fly with your mom

everybody's not fly with their dad like

I know a lot of people that hate either

their mom or their dad so or both I try

not to jump into these conversations

because I never know and it's none of my

business but and I hate that it kind of

has to be some of my business now so I'm

just staying away from it I don't care

hopefully everybody's alright now they

got some cheese baby moms is fighting

his girlfriend his girls causing a lot

of problems so yeah I don't I don't know

I don't care and that's all I got there

and other news that I do not give two

[ __ ] about there was a shootout in LA

between cops and

other people and now the cops are saying

that that car at the car involved the

Escalade involved was registered to yg

that's all I have there I didn't

continue to read I don't know I don't

live in LA and I don't keep up with in

LA shootouts I hope everybody's cool

they said someone did died someone did

die in that and that shootout and they

don't know if it was from crossfire the

cop the assailants I don't know I don't

know but I'm just telling you all cuz I

have a podcast I have to tell y'all I

think it was interesting listening I

went back and listened to some of our

earlier podcast when I really didn't

want to talk about anything music

related at all I don't know how we made

it every topic about my business this

podcast you care about things you don't

care I don't know how we went from that

to me thinking about coming in here to

get into the Peter I mean a butterfly's

scandal don't worry I ended in not we

didn't come that far uh what else we got

um you want to touch on this uh Bluebell

gate somebody gates I scream I scream

gate all I'm a My Love & hip-hop drop

just went over here was this a case of

little DC's having his key wasn't with

the end was he with Erica Erica would he

be back with yet Acosta was because if

both women had carried the term

pregnancy she would have some overlap

all right so attention is one of the

most powerful drugs out there some young

lady was in a supermarket and needed

some attention so she opened up the

freezer we look for it went at see town

yeah in the ice cream section [ __ ] she

opens up the freezer goes straight to

the Blue Bell ice cream another reason

you noticed she's a weird [ __ ] and go

to Breyers nothing [ __ ] hog and ass

cherries I think Bryce has the plastic

they all do I think she pulled that she

pulled the plastic bag off the Bluebell

did she yeah in the video I saw it look

like

take the top on ice creams right there

like the these are purchased over the

free DoDEA all that all ice cream in my

freezer a freezer burn she opened up the

freezer grab the blue bell opened it up

the licked it put it back and she is now

facing between is while she's facing

between two and twenty years just a wild

spread but due to what you're doing

arranged what arranged and the charge is

uh tampering with consumer consumer

goods yeah that's gross that's nasty

that was a charge but I mean it should

because somebody else shouldn't be

shouldn't uh you know death young lady I

have all types of shooting her saliva

[ __ ] just going to the store trying to

get some ice cream shouldn't have to be

privy to that she let you random ice

cream she looking random dick that's a

fact well they know that you know snow

yes mall thank you for such a prevalent

revelation if she's looking random ice

cream she is looking dick I don't know

how it relates but I'm rolling yes it

does so definitely I don't want the girl

to go to jail for twenty years but at

least it's a message to all you viral

viral kids out there seen so will go

into a toothpaste aisle and take a swig

of Listerine and spit it back in the

bottle and put it back on the shelf too

which is really weird because you ever

tasted Listerine like you're not opening

that to taste it and put it back that's

disgusting

what are you not doing what would that

girl's off won't you she was black she's

a black girl she was yes that girl the

Hasidic Jews would never they would

never

that's my point City Jews eat ice cream

they own ice cream they make their own

bill he ever wondered who owned ice

cream as them never know uh often it all

for that I wanted to come in and tell

y'all only because we were having a

conversation a few weeks ago about how

things have been slow on Netflix right

right we're normally ahead of things

yesterday a report comes out that due to

the huge monumental flock that was

triple frontier is why Netflix is now

pulling back on the money spent on

original content

what it's Ben Affleck a lot of the

actors that I enjoy and have seen before

and I was looking for were drugged I

like that movie I still don't think it

was the way you talked about out here

where they were other cliff yeah yeah I

had no idea that Netflix spent 115

million dollars on said movie sounds

about right though so when you spend

that type of money I could understand

they spent 115 million value of that

movie and the people in it I don't think

spending 115 is on brand with what

Netflix really wants to do I know they

had a few months of one to get critical

acclaim and put this [ __ ] in movie

theaters and make a real huge point

stance against Hollywood but doing the

release and one theater whatever yeah

yeah yeah relax slow down you are the

first person take long Hollywood yeah do

you think that somebody's gonna

blockbuster Netflix the way the Netflix

blockbuster block blockbuster

blockbuster yeah yeah I mean that would

have to happen at some point right he's

definitely planning on doing that

Disney's gonna put a dent in that game

which is gonna be [ __ ] up because who

can blockbuster Disney none of us nobody

no no talk about a brand you can trust

or not I'm not gonna roll with that one

I just need to be successful yeah you

figured you figure such a successful

brand would know not to put Ryan Hollins

on television to talk about things fair

enough

[ __ ] it Oh

Lutz the mice are outraged Little

Mermaid Gate

mermaid gate is that a gate there's not

a fence there's not a wall it's just the

whites wildin and listen let me preface

whatever conversation we're about to

have some white people hit me in my

mentions and said yo I'm like faithful

listener podcast it sounds like you hate

white people I never want to come off

that way don't think they're Rorion

parks are like token white guys here I

do not hate can't be a token white guy

Parkes hates white book and they hate me

back yeah why you hate parts for some

reason Rory tries to walk the line and

be cool with both feeling that about you

but [ __ ] it maybe coming at me oh the

box becoming my enemy why um what tell

me about this new offense Rory

well from the group Chloe and Hayley

which is a Beyonce's group talented I

can't say Oh Cobie no Chloe and Hayley

is a group assigned to be assigned at

Beyonce but Beyonce Beyonce not Kobe

Bryant nice no nothing but a male

Beyonce I got asked no Beyonce Beyonce

yes he has daughters he doesn't hold Oh

Yoko we don't get a son he watching

Bronson kill it out there [ __ ] that's

d-wade son everybody got a son but

that's Paula son another girl oh boy

Kobe trying to front trying to get us

into the WNBA my man has been watching a

couple of comics games we get it if you

don't call we need to do keep shootin

Kobe Kobe won well anyone would be

pardoned in a gym we've never bottled in

a gym oh they wasn't wish you had parks

house you wouldn't wit me pardon up in

parks he wasn't he wasn't now you uh

Chloe and Hailey

I hate so so much but I never say

anything it's okay Chloe and Hailey

mermaid gate mermaid Gate parks is it

Chloe

or is it Hayley I don't know one of one

hell yeah it is how much of a loser you

have to be to say I'm coming for some

podcast money and I'm not don't worry

cuz you think I'm all my something I'm

not I'm just saying like that's not your

weird thing that you know nobody said it

but imagine people looking the target

you and Rory and me in parts I'm coming

for it oh no no it's not though cuz

there's just money they don't care where

it comes from that is this nasty to me

alright you would say mermaid gay yeah

so I guess the remake in The Little

Mermaid and Hailey or Chloe we're not

fact it's gonna be the voice and the

whites on Facebook did not take kind to

this news as they are suggesting that

Ariel from The Little Mermaid is white

so the voice should be white so the

whites want Ariel to be white and Jesus

to be white they're why everyone in

Santa and Santa I'm telling you we need

one big negotiation with the whites one

sit down just one who do we keep and who

do you don't want them to sit across

from us at the table and say that hey

she's white she should have a white

voice I just want them to say that

because what is a white voice you know

you're not gonna see her right you're

gonna see Ariel ivory make - oh wait oh

just be a voiceover that's where y'all

went I was focused on the should part

wait wait if white people have the

ability to understand what should happen

yeah all right white me we all can't let

us know that yes y'all can let us know

that y'all know what should happen

that's [ __ ] up so we've seen all the

Egypt movies right just had a lot oh

that was a Caucasian man the word is

Iguodala

yes Pharaoh is not black that is a white

man with eyeliner yo if you let white

people tell there's three black people

just popped up when we got here we got

think we got here

come on partner word I've seen a lot of

Lion King Broadway show so I was like

though I was in Africa Nala [ __ ]

Karen my [ __ ] man that's pretty funny

his name was Rafiki so the whites want

of a fictional made-up character that is

also a fictional made-up thing right

it's not perfect right well maybe so do

you want more maids to be white because

they are you know just chilling and seam

in the Hudson they're always they're

always white you got a point the Hudson

mermaids are definitely always how white

white if you see a mermaid in the Hudson

you should write it's probably a lady

that fell in in the Mutai got a fin

right fell from the French's yacht they

pulled up the jaws on the mall it's only

more I say yeah it's really more mommy

more was in Jersey looking at the yard

mall tomorrow that's pretty odd right

there that was

I'm telling you off that that's it I

never said first of all look it off the

GW to see a boat in the water it's all

my that's French tapping your man in the

car alright listen when we was on my

back we was on my deck I think it was

one summer with three dudes tried to

jump from the bridge and I could see

commotion from my fam you talk about

primetime TV that's when they put that

gate up soon after that bridge back to

reaction nobody thought to put never

crossed no 172 people Joe not thinking

to put a game right you're building the

bridge come on your great granddad is up

there he was yeah and you like just eat

the ambience fam it's like sometimes we

go in the hotel the big hotels with like

70 million floors you get to floor 29 as

a smoker you go in the room try to bust

the window they got its crew clothes and

you say to yourself come on you gonna

screw don't do it I won't smoke damn in

my building now my big-ass windows I can

crack like this much weight in your

building yeah you can't you can't no no

first of all they're in a residential

they actually did that in Jersey because

uh somebody dropped a hammer like when

they was working and killed somebody

oh [ __ ] yeah it wasn't for suicide yeah

more falling from the timing Locker has

air-conditioner falling out of a window

[ __ ] crane

that's who there'd be a lot of air

conditioners in the windows uh but

because of that I try not to walk so

close to buildings there like that's

just subconscious has to drip from the

air-conditioner anyway that's a nasty

dream and law have enough true he wasn't

is selling

no more you know what for me and more

they've known each other for so long

here we go there's a lot of

conversations that he is that has with

people that when I walk up stop might

have been selling drift is friends with

you and Rory now but you always seem to

end up in what appears to be a really

serious conversation with a short do

dressed in all black cool looks like Oh

as a web way I thought it was your home

where so I felt safe he was the only

dangerous looking person in there of

course mourn him all no no that's fine

he gave fact that y'all can open up

pronounce della is still the funniest

fail I say Baylor I think he should want

us to say day look instead of della why

are you gonna tell him how he should

want y'all to pronounce le too close to

Delhi and I'm not going to another grow

me in a deli he's not asking you to call

him Dave what is his race ethnicity and

nationality

Della's African I forgot which country

typical sorry Spanish [ __ ] would kill

us man you gonna call some African [ __ ]

delhi delhi for sure i think more cities

should have Delhi's by the way

absolutely every time we go on so I'll

be man there's no Delhi why can't I get

a exhale what right now for all of them

with a little New York jokes

we got delis yeah that's a no don't I

can get beer whatever yeah any time to

move I can get a XA which whatever man

[ __ ] was opened by della house I looked

at malls like it was to forfeit that uh

so the driver tell my going to get

something to eat

like she just closed no name no you're

making that the paddy shop was open we

drove right past it white people closed

you you

well where would you tell the story was

we trying to get to something else come

on stick well Owen Haley yeah oh yeah

murmur make it the wife they met on

Facebook was was running amuck Facebook

it's um it's listen when when all when

the whole company changes their emails

to match I get worried so everybody in

Facebook changed their email don't ask

me why that's relevant to anything but

I'm allowed to work my blog dot Facebook

face but it's something to just unify

and that's a great thing but it worries

me wait their emails weren't at Facebook

taco not all of them no okay so now they

all are and I read a report last week

that says Facebook is making an effort

to now let it be known exactly what they

own everything the internet yeah but

they weren't doing that before our data

and they're doing it now

which says to me that they know a lot

that I don't yeah like now what like

like when I let the whole table know I

have Joker Joker deuce I have a plan now

like by the time I tell you my plan is

coming yeah it's only so I'm a little

worried I know that was vague but I'm

vague and be afraid did you see a TMZ

caught some Wozniak whatever the other

guy in Apple that like really did all

the work like really put the [ __ ]

together

the smarter guy yeah but they asked

about the Facebook [ __ ] it was like yeah

I don't understand why you guys continue

to do that it's pretty [ __ ] stupid

he was like yeah if you want to just

keep giving them all of your information

and data have a blast like they're

listening to you right now on all your

devices hope you guys know that peace

yeah just dawned on me well not just but

a little while ago it dawned on me wow

you know all these companies are

fighting for information it's at home

you guys are not sharing our information

with each other you all need it mm-hmm

yes somebody gave it to clear and I'm

Ina gave it to Apple

but home died and give Home Depot my

email and phone home phone number they

don't have access to Nassau they're not

gonna know what tiki torches you're

buying this summer

listen Instagram read all my [ __ ] would

you Facebook yeah so what are they doing

with me telling you hey I know but I

know I'm gonna find out every last thing

you like and I'm fighting for tough what

if stream is where what am i worth

that's a good question

right there so in this year works Vail

joke back to mermaid gay distance I know

what else is the outside of mermaid gate

kudos Tara [ __ ] you of Facebook people

be mad whatever I'm gonna go see it

absolutely no my man yeah

now do we have to go see it of course

you gotta make him even more upset no

more movie

yeah but I'm stuck hair no I didn't

start feeling like they did it on

purpose

he's a buddy so hate about this black

panther being the biggest thing this

that he said the panther was black right

no he 100% correct but this is like I

fan I get it we calm down was that

yelled at you 125th Street no about to

say listen I'll call cousin Walter if

you want him to really explain us

everything on the dollar that we spend

daily any want to fold it like this now

look I'm not playing origami whom I

might give me my dollar fold it this way

you see the twin towers and it says

Osama on it we talked about so much

serious [ __ ] look let me ask you do

let me ask each of you individually do

you think that there's some funny [ __ ]

going on on the dollar

yes imagery in there absolutely the

whole thing of it

honey [ __ ] Erickson absolutely so we all

are in agreement even though we don't

really know but we in agreement

yeah legacy breather yeah what the [ __ ]

is a little owl doing that's where the

jet is I don't know about man's this

man's from where's man from you can

break down the world for that that's

what I'm gonna put a great conversation

not in yeah conversation because that's

when I'm gonna pull out all my great

conversation skills I got some real

questions to ask him

it ain't gonna be none Bellevue's

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what got into me back then you were

jamming hate when the fight starts there

that's gonna be agree

hasn't we great interview conversation

converse it yeah cuz he had he's really

good at truth the truth and that's the

only that's what we're gonna do it

interesting oh yeah you said hydrate

hydrate but we said hydrate [ __ ] on a

Benihana but he loved Cheesecake Factory

this has a great point hmm and I'm still

gonna be anything is lighter and cuz

you're a dope boy no I really only

because you smell like the fool when you

leave did you smell like the onion

garlic rice Allah I just never

understood why that why that's a great

like date spot or eating spot don't sit

me at some large table with a bunch of

other people I don't know or a [ __ ] wait

to watch something right from so so we

just pull up the clip of us having this

conversation already and just police it

here hit yourself with a remix don't I

told you that we won't stop like the

better Rams y'all want that again no

wine just please let's talk about let's

talk about a festival poppy aka kickback

poppy aka do say poppy okay well mine I

gotta get into all the poppies the Rory

is let's talk about Rory the opposed

some work combos got a fine it's it's in

the tenders away closet then with Rory

yeah I mean catching the first thing

smoking you know bound huh

beam hollows not the first thing smoking

it's not it's like things last being

smoking Oh mr. McFerrin still have seats

at the Oh

exit row exit row papi because I'm a

hero

I love the exit row I love that they

allow me to drink in the exit row that's

not we had this conversation already

don't go anywhere they don't allow you

to drink fail I can throw I can throw

that Jameson when I'm charge of the exit

that's how you begin the roughed up

button security guards when he goes