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welcome to episode 262 look at us Gang

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and gracious host Joe button here with a

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gave it to me Jalen Rose did not Mark

Jackson alright maybe Mark Jackson no

what am I saying oh I'm your humble

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with a few of my nearest and dearest

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sunflower huh partner vibes my partner

for tonight

brothers behind the bar parks is here

Rory's here

these [ __ ] hear me y'all know these

[ __ ] has a bite feeling what's going

on everybody I'm lookin a little a

little down it is hot in here it is hot

I've been in a lot of la la people ate

because apparently it's been really hot

in New York and not so hot in LA but why

do they why do they bring that smoke

this way like why I think maybe we

should move I'm sick of this humidity

man I'll take the New York winters I

can't take the New York summers I'm not

whole office almost different boy I like

that [ __ ] how the humidity is crazy

that's you like what summers of you

can't even breathe some days yeah that's

why you see exist you like not breathing

to it have you ever tried it breathing

nice just hold your breath right now

let's see how long I'm you know I don't

wanna park me do you know what I don't

need parks make that noise you know I

was told my breast meat took

if I would have made that same noise we

would add a 10-minute roasting session

turns you down their pocket Lisa try it

no where were we we're not giving

anything ago where were we New York

whether it'll be 100 on Saturday I'm

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you're just now joining us lucky for you

we finally have definitive roles on this

podcast I've been begging for cohesion

and today of all days we figured it out

Mall is sports and traffic no sports and

weather sports and weather correct yeah

I am traffic and horoscopes of course

parks is engineering

he's our engineering and stream analyst

right what was the glue Rory's just our

three-point specialist off with a

business to pull up whenever we're down

a little bit tell me anyway all right

great glad everybody's doing great glad

we got to enter out the way III I

personally I left the house I don't know

what's going on nothing

not much has happened eating this much

now you left the house a little bit

though I saw a couple highway videos

that's all

give him a highway vid for their head

top summary is bad I'm like when RB went

out for a little bit man do a heart be

set somewhere not even now we did a

little shopping didn't buy nothing even

when you don't buy that shop we went oh

yeah we had a whole day of it yeah I

forgot about that a little bit that's

when it was nice out so I figured I was

working backwards I was like all right

I'm gonna get tired by 8:00 so I better

get to Titan now right so I got to died

early of course I was dressed for the

night at noon so when the hobo can add

some brunch sat there for way too long

that's how you know the brunch is

probably all right mmm then you needed

some time to kill so we went shopping

didn't buy none you know went to Barneys

a little beach eating but didn't buy a

thing just picked a bunch of stuff up

and happy for help try things on said oh

I'd kill this year we're all wait I need

a different size yeah you don't have

that size unfolded man last sir that

fits perfectly not I like this yeah yeah

wow you're well people don't trust

Christ I put it on right beer just but

I'll put it on over whatever I got it's

a jacket yes all my boxers yeah how do

you dress in the middle of still I ain't

walking address me to jail live like

that you're free dressing-room doors

they open yeah opening closing say the

boy who just was kind of like oh oh yeah

and then we went to our greatest day

ever [ __ ] with Irving them over there

that wasn't doesn't want to Co me yes

cousin Kony I didn't go to the party

side I stayed over on the concert side

and when I got there it was a it was an

electronic group on stage by the name of

jungle I've never heard of them I played

them on you have played them on the pod

now that I have the album in and heard

the song I remember the song when you

played it it was the last one not the

most recent one I think I only know them

to have one out nice to only bought one

okay

um they killed that [ __ ] yeah like such

a joy when you go to a show and see

somebody on stage or see a group on

stage performing and you have no

knowledge of them at all like you don't

know them and they just start killing

yeah they killed the entire [ __ ] set

so I'm tapping Ryan guy and I'm looking

around I seem to be one of the only

people that don't know that they've got

the kill [ __ ] but Reich I didn't know

either

I saw it temporarily to the [ __ ] of this

jungle man no boy first you give me uh

you don't know kind of in with you don't

know I didn't know cuz I'm blood album

on the spot been playing ever since oh

boy uh shout out the jungle for killing

that performs and then after them uh

which came out though and then pushed

perform do you did all all the songs I

wanted to hear early and I said I love

when that happens

so i swatched about 3035 minutes of that

and went home had the sleep of a

lifetime on a Saturday night was in then

like eleven

Oh always nice that's nice when you old

business so you [ __ ] just fakin old

with these pictures and filters and

whatever y'all doing out there well

given the government your uh your face

the old face any new face yeah but hold

on let's not skip over Saturday we just

keep giving them our face bill we keep

you in America they have it all there's

no reason now they're gonna know exactly

would look like more old so we need to

give them more face em every stage of my

life already the baby faces a couple

couple months ago worker we was babies

last month yeah girls look for you but

everybody's but everybody needs it now

yeah every everybody needs it and I

don't know and I don't know who owns

what anymore because everything is a

storefront so yeah I just act like

everybody needs it a few a few quite a

few people have mine anybody ain't got

mine and nothing everybody don't unless

you unless they and they are actively

selling our information behind the

scenes sure definitely they are passing

this [ __ ] around like a rappers chain

but we'll talk about that though cause

uh I'm sure like I've seen that uh the

trailer for uh that Netflix movie coming

out what it's called the great house

we're all dead

no see that really all of us are [ __ ]

we've got you now you fools

oh no so on so we will watch it before

before we get to actually talking about

it because it seems like it's a movie

just based off everything that we've

been talking about and you know a common

topic of they're listening to us and

selling our data and X Y Z so for its uh

show this is a movie I think okay or doc

I don't know well do you guys watch the

actual I know are jumping all over the

actual area 51 [ __ ] that sparked the

whole joking we're all gonna raid the

[ __ ] documentary on about Bob laser oh I

did watch that yeah it was funny in that

thing they were having a private

conversation that they kept awkward they

didn't put the audio on there and then

the feds raided the next day and do

everything about the conversation

because he was holding his phone in his

hand the entire time during the

conversation well I well I do think that

people are listening and listening

through my phone whenever they feel like

it

yeah yeah like and I know that's creepy

to say but I believe that and this is I

mean it's already been proven what

they're doing with their like speakers

and at-home speakers and all that [ __ ]

but I feel like the phone is not a real

person

I get nervous when the phone started

asking me a question like do you want to

allow the no I don't know I don't know

what I want to allow

um should we watch that now should wait

till later because I didn't plan on

talking about that now

yeah well on Saturday did you catch

traffic cuz all the power went out in

like half the city I heard about that

but I didn't know what was the it didn't

matter the cause it was the effect that

bothered me it really just proved to me

that New York City is a different place

now and we're [ __ ] not one store got

broken into nothing was stolen like all

the power went out at mitts out and

everything was fine says the word go

steal things cuz white people steal

things not in Midtown that's not [ __ ]

JPMorgan they were in the building and

while breaking in and that's a different

white [ __ ] you ain't on his boat but

the cause let's get to the what was the

cause it was no funny business prior

aliens it was no funny business that's

all I still don't know I read it was a

fuse it was a few somewhere with no

funny business

that's a horrible probably no harm the

state of New York that's a hard way to

explain save on you can look out look up

what the cause was but it was no funny

business

that's that's the important part of that

um and are we sure that none got robbed

I didn't see any reports I was just

talking about that that's what I was I

was surprised to steal yeah when is the

last time that I stole that you've seen

people in New York City like running in

a store just some [ __ ] and run it out

only for likes on Instagram and that

don't be a new thing I think Queens flip

was the last person I saw my really

stealing [ __ ] and going home not doing

it for the camera anybody else a prank

hey Weezy another one of them Queens

will do say before that Oh

looting looting and stealing in New York

are people still on that type of time

and when when was the last time they

were on that type of timing and Oh 200

100 3 whenever that blackout was three

people were stealing [ __ ] right because

it's not it's a dating game even for

like boosters like [ __ ] don't steal

the actual clothes like that anymore

they'd not a scam then with credit cards

so now they they looking like they're

paying for the product but they were

like yeah but before it was like

boosting [ __ ] was going in there

folding jeans putting down any pants

sweaters and then coming back to the

block like you old [ __ ] got everything

now it's like they got cards cuz

everything was computerized I used to

take you know the adidas swishy pants

that had the elastic at the [ __ ] was to

cut the pockets out and just drop

everything in your pants yeah I'm sorry

you had to go through that some of you

scammer [ __ ] be having it real good

until y'all for your own plan with the

purchase of 300 VCRs nobody wants a

video like they did suspect that card at

all so you got to talk about their VCRs

and they went to Aruba

that's just a weird it's just a weird

week it's a flag that's such a weird

week that's a flag scammers love Aruba

I don't know what it is about Aruba yeah

the [ __ ] does you know ask for ID potato

ask my ID or scammers is dead but

anytime I really needed a scammer I

couldn't find one oh [ __ ] yeah the cold

it weren't it I didn't know a cold and

they weren't advertising themselves

oh you're never advertised you said no

no that's what I'm saying but you know

well I knew a few [ __ ] they got sent

up well nobody else knew long numbers if

they advertise themselves when they buy

$10,000 worth of [ __ ] at one time with a

gift card every time you [ __ ] you

[ __ ] criminals is so funny y'all

think y'all y'all thought I had to drop

on the government with the whole no I

don't deposit 10k that's when they on

you 9700 instead remember when the

[ __ ] used to have to cause and be at

the gas station say you come feel feel

like you're saying right now $20 that

lines the gas stations be so long cops

pull dude [ __ ] had to hold us to let us

go holes in his car charter court Monday

you guys caught anybody else got away

yourself or you y'all never asked your

parents

yo your mom did dad like what scam was

scared as they was on I knew his scans

on Mars I asked my mom yeah I know I

know - yeah I can't say everybody has

everybody had any limitations not yet my

mom's old it down Queen no parole

alright Luck's not that's real mobility

like mom she still let nobody still

blood you still plug yeah alright wait

where do we begin on a very slow very

slow news week but that's fine oh do we

start with not only 20 minutes and we'll

get to save on getting a girl

later we've lost over that last week we

will not get rid of him we can look like

an a that guy's good he looked over like

he's so perturbed you think I wasn't

gonna get her back would you know I

thought it was over I thought it was

over

no chicks only want to be with the gym

[ __ ] for a few months that's never last

it never lasts a shot mm-hmm yeah that

gym thing really take it like ten days

with the gym do ya three dates

yeah it's all over miniaturize yeah like

all he does is snort creatine like how

many more shakes can this [ __ ] gym do

come on give me one second Jim hate ya

cuz that's always fun you gotta be

creative with it so they know she's

really Dana do that work I like a

workout dude no I'm convinced you know

she was Daisy okay so we don't know if

it was work you know they do could've

been oh you know you looking at me like

you got some info like oh because he

came in here that day when if they did

the gym workout play the players I got

that from yeah you got a game over

is this a case of mendeecees having his

cake and eating it too never never a

small tail or feet when one of the

brothers get their Queen back big news

no more throwing medicine balls against

the wall on IG and she got started

flipping the big tire no more doing the

ropes up and down [ __ ] really be

killing the ropes not and it's it's hard

cuz you gotta keep up with a different

dry-fit outfit every day

that's expensive yeah it's not my dumb

has be stealing like damn that's a

big-time seventeenth I was done I told

you to well we didn't to thank you to me

well first of all first of all I want

y'all to admire his outfit

he don't miss trash as he normally does

no got his lady back in his life to say

huh

that one no no yes the the trendy jean

shorts are ones that hug the die with

the fray

all those joists yeah I was looking for

oh no no the ones it's tough to find a

bag at the top and tight on the dies

sure like the tight thighs yeah look

nice you look a little cleaner you look

at me I look happy you smile I'm always

happy though you're not you come here

some days you just slam whatever want to

tape what happened a couple of them tour

nights yeah save on got to work early

today pretty punctual no no okay talk to

them talk about it when guys up eating

breakfast early goodness getting a good

early start on your day that skin is

clear I'm back give me a compliment we

like this breakfast a long happy food on

is back so do you think maybe you like

bring your girl to work day coming so

when do we meet the lady because I feel

like she's never actually yeah we can't

meet the ladies like I can't meet the

lady the love of your life

yeah for sure all right cool you know

for sure don't make make me feel like

that's that's the industry like yeah

I'll let you know

sure know for sure that's my life and

it's never for sure all right so let's

start let's start with bad news Pernell

Whitaker right yes we start there rest

in peace Sweet Pea one of the greatest

fighters you know all the volatile mushy

stuff I say that but when I when I was

younger the way did they speak about

Floyd today or not today but maybe

coming up is that it as how they spoke

about for now um horrible car accident

in Virginia Beach 10:00 p.m. at night

police say no alcohol was detected on

the driver no foul play just really just

bad timing

yeah it's terrible probably one of them

talk rolls down there now yet now we've

spent time in Virginia Beach and those

roads are dark down there

absolutely but I mean all I would say

and I'm

not gonna question anything to happen

here that's not what I'm doing please

but damn in Virginia Beach to Tom house

because they don't know the speed he was

driving mmm and that's all I was trying

to find out cuz damn if you speed and in

Virginia Pete's like who speed through

ten your Beach not to make light of I'm

not that's not what I'm doing but gun

the only part that jumped out to me like

super unfortunate prayers prayers to his

family friends loved ones and I don't

think the gentleman was charged with

anything as of now as of now yeah some

fortunate yeah super unfortunate super

unfortunate uh y'all got anything on

that rest in pieces now yeah rest of

decent yeah Resnick legendary miss very

low assist his family um they they all

so let's let's let's stay here in this

horrible somber place they also caught

the man allegedly responsible for the

murder of Sadie Roberts juice to Baton

Rouge activists who was brutally

murdered and found in her trunk a really

really really horrific story and it

caught the gentlemen I won't say his

name I know his name I'm not reading but

up they say he was one of her tenants

well one of sentence who was a few

months behind on rent those are all the

details that have been released there as

well so again prayers and condolences

hate to start out a podcast like this

with all this horrific news but [ __ ] is

normally a lot of horrific news in an

election year like we got a lot more

horrific news coming yeah so again

prayers condolences to Sadie roberts

Joseph friends family children if she

has I don't know I didn't I didn't read

that but yeah and not to go conspiracy

on such a tragic event but a lot of

people were saying she's I think the

fourth of the prominent black activists

from the Ferguson incident that has

passed since its

I don't know if that's cannot a

conspiracy yeah we just the effect right

well there's once there's a connection

is what the conspiracy is rather than

four of them it's not a coincidence oh

yeah I still stand by what I said oh

yeah that's not hard to see yeah that

doesn't sound like conspiracy that

sounds like there's something there most

of this [ __ ] don't don't be hard to see

right

no and [ __ ] while we're here uh homeboy

homeboy responsible for the brutal

murder of Eric Gardner right before our

very eyes we found out he will not be

charged yeah that was the civil suit

right

no that was I think that was the just

the actual suit yeah I thought that had

been been passed

no they won a civil suit they wanted

want some type of money

I thought the criminal had been done no

I guess they were they were fighting

they were fighting to get something done

I guess the statute of limitations is

today okay

Oh cuz I know they weren't even gonna

prosecute to begin with when they first

were trying to figure out they were

gonna charge him or not the only person

in that whole ordeal who actually had

who actually was uh punished for

anything was the gentleman who recorded

the incident yeah he was arrested for

gun charge which I mean his poetic in

itself because the person responsible

for allowing us to see is always the one

that's gonna get [ __ ] never the person

actually responsible for the [ __ ] [ __ ]

and I'm not even gonna get into none of

this Trump [ __ ] y'all Google which

ourselves is nasty yeah yeah

cops for stalking his crib after he put

that video out hit and then all of a

sudden gun popped up out of nowhere and

it was like I and I'm not and you saying

Trump [ __ ] I'm never gonna get into

Staten Island specifically in that part

of New York City mmm it's a little

different over there I'm gonna read this

from ABC News just so we're factual here

the Justice Department on Monday

declined to file federal civil rights

charges against the NYPD officer

involved in the chokehold death of Eric

Gardner chokehold

the murder is the words that they you

whose dying words I can't breathe on

July 17 2014 became a national rallying

cry for demonstrations about police

treatment of minorities according to a

source familiar with the matter I don't

care about what these people have to say

but I am gonna play this clip from Eric

Garner's daughter for my father spending

outside protesting she called the CCRB

to do this investigation and then in

June a job where 716 making 5 years

later is there no justice so no there

won't be no calm no there will be no

peace no justice no peace

I'm here for a listen I'm here for

Caylee and I'm here for AJ they have to

watch their their grandfather be killed

on TV every time the news comes on yeah

that's enough for me that's enough for

me I said I sat by this young lady in

church on Mother's Day a long time the

thing that was 2015 or 2016 and I cried

that old service just feeling whatever

she could possibly be feeling that day

so to see her stand up here and give

this powerful emotion driven speech

touching his sad sad that we have to sad

that you have to but touching yeah you

some condolences to the family rest and

peace Eric Gardner condolences to the

family Ramsey a strong is the gentleman

knows filming by the way so what's his

name Ramsey or des Ramsey or is doing

for years apparently prison pregnant so

hold your head up

well they really made him do the for

craze of course for filming an American

being murdered got it all right you know

not at all and and last last of the bad

news or the news that people are

grieving over rest in peace - Chaz

Williams from Black Hand just died over

the weekend yes do we do we know how he

passed did they say um I didn't read up

on it I just seen him get past I read

but I didn't there was nothing released

as to how he had passed again I'm sure

we wait for toxicology like we normally

do but I'll rest in peace rest in peace

- Chaz Queens legend got a lot done man

yeah is it fifties first manager I think

right yeah I mean amongst those one of

those figures in our culture that you

know yeah was behind a lot of the big

dogs yeah yeah yeah we don't just leave

it at that these manager yeah you don't

get much bigger than well it does but

not really you want Chad you're like

chassis like a hole no you're dead we

don't even talk about it

yeah no alleged rest rest rest in peace

rest in peace Chaz condolences to the

family yes 100% not just a family is a

friends fans loved one's business

associates and children yeah man rest in

peace um all right too much of this hold

up too much too much too much too much

always here

you

I meant to ask y'all a few weeks ago you

got to picture yourself with home yeah

Jones got mad selfies saved man I had a

picture of me and my son and my phone

was wiped clean and I didn't want to

keep looking at the earth in the

universe so I just grabbed a picture

really quickly of yourself yeah who

should I put a picture of it's my phone

Oh No is that how you know it's your

fault no there's a bunch on the table

which one has me on it oh there's the

Fedora that's a way [ __ ] why is this

we're having this [ __ ] at all having a

picture yourself on your phone is weird

there's nothing weird about that can

only have only seen women do that so

you're that vamp cut it out

that [ __ ] is weird I don't know okay you

know that's weird I don't know no that's

weird it's a little long self-involved

well that's some weird [ __ ] I've been an

artist I've always doesn't return my

phone I don't know why you're saying

that's weird do you like oh maybe like

who she's killing it but wait why it's

easy all right

why is someone my phone for a reaction

from other people other people see your

phone not really we see it right now he

didn't see these just region and white a

picture of Joe in on Jill's phone but

what picture should be did earth yeah

it'd be the earth

what's wrong with it like what anything

good dog maybe your punk-ass blood maybe

like the revolta cenar don't worry about

it I'm saying anything other than you

all right well I like it here there's no

stay here

I don't give a [ __ ] what you think ha ha

then what worried um yeah I would think

it's weird that would be weird if pup

was here you know that would be weird

everywhere there that would be weird -

it's a word called - that you attach to

the ends that would be whatever whatever

a book bag my book bag

oh are you be selling that would be

weird - for everything that you think

I'm nuts about I think you sound nuts I

think everyone would agree that what's

your picture my brother okay see and

that's why I'm all is is a low brother

passed away - I know your brother -

you're right here I can see you but

ball is wetness cuz everywhere you press

them all about some [ __ ] he escapes with

some ill serious that's amore why is

your new yo my dad was Muslim here jail

locked up forever for murder

I'm just let me phone out my brother

dies is it weird sentimental moment

that's weird

- mental area for me same all stop to

say yes ain't nothing about none of

yours you just say what is your reason

for having you on your phone he loves

him wide since I started this talk with

how he got there my son write my phone

was white which was another picture

before LexA was I don't know

the earth was there so another picture

was there that was weird to me now I

didn't want to look at the earth every

time I picked my phone up no one look at

yourself how much rather look at my cell

phone okay that was kind of thrown off

like I never saw that before oh that's

that move that's not you I'm used to

girl doing that when they glance over at

your phone well I'm not right here you

had one phone like I used to make it on

it okay I'm not used to [ __ ] having

itself something fight you the [ __ ]

glancing over my shoulders over a fedora

thinking I get the profile to be no it

fit right in the phone any picture can

fit right options did you try a

different

it's not gonna slice you having that on

the [ __ ] phone broke that's weird

now what was that all right but I'm

weird for mad more reason oh yeah and I

could get into them if we want no no way

too many weird um I meant to ask y'all

what was that maybe a week or two ago if

y'all lose that the ESPYs yes last week

yes what's happened do we talk about

Tracy Morgan didn't know they didn't air

right no and we didn't say one word

about Tracy Morgan I wanted to come in

and ask y'all about Tracy Morgan what

about what Tracy did do y'all think

Tracy Morgan is funny yes I do

absolutely absolutely

hilarious watch watch the last og you

agree

Tracy's ship was [ __ ] amazing

he's funny you'll think it's funny no he

doesn't clear that's why yes whenever

somebody asks that question I don't know

I think he's just a funny person I go as

far as saying I've never left the Tracy

Morgan Everly Oh you dressed strange but

but I'm sure I have a picture of me and

my phone you should change you too Tracy

what but the list of people that I've

never laughed at - oh my god what else

who else it will occurs how they will

Ferrell therefore either you've never

left at a Will Ferrell movie

yes I've left it wolf some people are

that funny standup I'm so mild like

they're comedic actors right like

posters something being funny that would

Tracy Morgan I'm just telling you

something about myself I didn't need

nobody down I don't think that I but I'm

tired no laughs I'm as easy Morgan and

Will Ferrell I'm asking you movie or

tours like stand-up when they're trying

to like get jokes off will fit come on

you got a laugh at anchorman come on

don't do that yeah but I don't think

it's because Will Ferrell was the

craziest but even though you can't come

up come on you gotta laugh at all

Neville stepbrothers was hilarious but

that's my point all these movies that

y'all a name and okay great um even 30

rock you said 30 rock y'all tell my

scripted [ __ ] right I don't really laugh

at Tracy Morgan even the scripted [ __ ]

will

arrow has been in some amazing scripted

[ __ ] which I think he's heavily involved

with watch the last og no I guarantee

you no no I care about taking time out

of my day to watch Tracy no I'm just

trying to I'm trying to show you how

easy is funny it shows it is a good show

did you watch his last day no the one

right after the accident I've never seen

a set up at all yes the one that was

centered all around accident yeah those

pretty good we couldn't say anything

about well no he survived you did say

some [ __ ] no that's not you I'm not

doing that I'll go as far saying if you

wanna block funny I think Tracy Morgan

might be top he's fun okay I don't think

after I don't I think there's a grace

period after people almost lose their

life well you shouldn't say anything bad

about them so he was don't need to be

snow but he was joking about he trying

to save his life yeah now what he's

still in the hospital laid up know who

think he was funny don't ask me

he has some [ __ ] that was funny alright

I didn't see why you always do that with

somebody don't agree with you it's not

that nobody agrees with me [ __ ] on

everything though we have some funny

moments at - nice he did I didn't see it

I wish you could have in their box agree

like it's only four of us here was

rushing through his bits like he was

making novice mistakes of beer [ __ ] the

joke well I don't think that he was

stepping on his own jokes it was amazing

yeah it was bad my his thing is not to

look like polished in like he's looking

like he wants to look like a [ __ ] dad

just walked in the room it was I oh

shoot the [ __ ] is this connect it did no

I did I did it is I think he didn't I

ain't even know some of them people he

was joking about he bribed didn't do you

know what I hate on this vodka I don't

really be coming on here this [ __ ] on

people but when y'all go oh I see where

this guy can work

pull up with these same green eyes yeah

but this podcast yeah you meet these

same people would say what we said

months ago wow they're so down to earth

so which one is it

I think he did now was it like hilarious

no but I think that he had certain

things where was like that was funny you

work for a speech how many times there's

very few times it's like funny funny but

that's what I'm saying

the Drake was funnier than Tracy Morgan

he was pretty funny on ESPYs

he killed ESPYs okay but that doesn't

mean at Tracy Morgan didn't have funny

moments that's all I'm saying

yeah it was it like incredible amazing I

don't think so but do you have funny

bits you did okay and I think he's

funnier than Paul Mooney that might be

best blast okay comedy joke no no no

he'll know what movie have you ever seen

a Paul Mooney he made you laugh Oh see

back to scripted what are you talking

about the saying back this a lot of us

feel out of something though this laugh

for Tracy I love Paul Mooney and

appreciate everything he's done for this

is just something that people say yeah

we you want to sound like this standing

savate well you know all these comedians

that you work with [ __ ] don't know

like honestly a lot of [ __ ] don't know

who Paul Mooney has written for work for

what he's know me like worked on they

don't something I was just handed down

from other comedians that oh my god he's

a legend it's Tracy more funny than a

Patrice O'Neal no no oh my god no

Patrice O'Neal was was funny but that

Tracy Morgan is how many you could

really name his comedic style was this

super disrespectful like that was his

angle like I'm gonna be so disrespect

with that people don't be like Jesus

Christ like this dude is crazy that was

his name but he was not the way

oh [ __ ] yeah okay come on here no more

well are they clearly you don't I want

to know else is on that list or will

live comedians that you've never left it

but when I do it no that's one for you

definitely I've laughs I've laughed and

I've laughed at Kevin one yeah he's got

some movies and some shows that if

someone's got something to put me on to

I would be well seriously funny that

I've watched all the way up so never

found a the kind of maintenance his

success that's just me yeah alright

listen all of you

uh that are preparing for the area 51

raid September 20th they have responded

yeah mmm-hmm the same way I did see ya

no they didn't they said you will kill

you

we're no easy way to say that we're

aware of your plans yeah yeah and we're

gonna knock your [ __ ] head off your

shoulders you second you try I believe

them try to tell you what all of us

can't make it more you right yeah I want

two million people to run out there I'm

going alright where do you see yourself

in behind in the line it's all in me so

after you like ducking down after like

two hundred thousand people get like

microwave today and you stop popping

like popcorn kernels like you want turn

around and run back no I'm gonna

communicate with the alien the mission

is so strong and they will use their

powers to protect me I mean I will walk

over there to them mmm the only thing is

they it might be cool now they've been

chilling in there for a while yeah and

Juicy J will go there mmm Juicy J will

start performing bands will make them

dance they will start dancing mm-hmm

failings I won't

both I have already dancer I have

already gotten rid of the security you

know okay okay I've been their date now

for notice does Juicy J does he have one

of those like microphone toys where he's

holding or does have a PA system how is

he performing what's on his rider look

at area 51

bluetooth he's performing on a Bluetooth

because you didn't get Wi-Fi dare yeah

what if she doesn't know the password

you don't need the password with the

aliens powers that's true they are on

hot day or a hot spot you guys

considered the alien is a hot spot yes

considered that maybe you get there and

you find out that we're just aliens so

the game had a rough week so the game

has to pay seven million dollar

well not that pay seven million dollars

um he's having his wage wages garnished

now they put mad other things synonymous

with wages and the thing that I read

wages paychecks any money you might get

tore money checks per molal of your

account that anything that said money

they stopped it until we get seven

million in up things Jesus taxes no of

the nasty nasty Casey caught oh okay on

his off reality show when one of the

girls accused him of whatever she

accused him off yeah and then he fought

it any tried to get vh1 to pay and then

vh1 wouldn't pay and this is I think

this was years ago so seven bazzill this

is where it ends at seven mil though the

female has won the case for seven

million

mm-hmm and what what did she accuse him

of doing some groupie thing I think some

nasty okay it was all civil they didn't

ride it therefore not civil then civilly

groped her no got it

I'm asking if it was acceptable question

uh let's stop let's stay here with legal

matters the aura the aura

he's not the [ __ ] no more that's a

nasty armor it is a nasty are I felt

creepy uh I had a I had this playlist

going over the weekend and um best of

both worlds get came on yes wait a

minute him and uh hold the first single

and I was conflicted I'll be honest with

you guys it's gotta go so for that

though there's other songs in your

library where you can find another one

yeah but he just comes on with your body

buddy

yes Sam I wasn't I was in melody over

200 last week or something and you know

uh the Spanish [ __ ] don't care about

our cultural stance that we'd be taking

any played off Fiesta again yeah we got

to get rid of these great whole records

cuz of the arm yeah yeah no you know and

street Dreams remix which I loved

so no we got to have Eric Bellinger redo

that one losing the street oh here we go

again every week I'm gonna come in here

and tell y'all somebody different from

the dreamville album that kill their

dreams verse 2 God got a lot of them out

of here yeah yeah

when a Todd one at all you got me record

yeah said that she smoked that she must

have known that she was going in with

news that's how a sound project that's

yeah yeah and congratulations they got

on num1 Elam let me get a round of

applause

so nasty nasty are nasty are went to

court orange jumpsuit jumpsuit pled not

guilty they held him no bail no bond

no nothing get your ass right back to

the cell and that's that oh well

Homeland Security come knock on your

door you know you're not getting back

you're not going home mr. president even

photos yeah a few people aw that was

homeland FBI [ __ ] mad different

Department I don't know yeah yeah yes

sir they were his lawyer tried to argue

all for house arrest and then the

prosecutor said no you could view he

lures he lures them to his door yes the

crimes took place at home yeah no sorry

sorry are not gonna happen now cool I

didn't expect anything to happen here

this is where my confusion comes in why

do the two girlfriends keep letting us

hear from them at all the times we don't

we're not looking to hear from them when

we look in to hear from them they shut

the [ __ ] up right which girlfriend you

talk about the exes the presence yes

they're the present well obviously

because the aura is the one controlling

what they're saying

how many president you got wall no good

[ __ ] [ __ ] don't wear them red pull my

sweatpants and got no no presents [ __ ]

ain't got the dual dual necklaces

swingin ain't got no presents left side

down baseball fitted mm for you bro you

got some presents just a facade no you

saying what nothing ready Oh

all right we're going we know we're

saying that they're not Marino's really

ain't really effective in the game one

two three and four nah just play just

play a shooter shoot can I ignore his

fans they just say

he says you think rotators and hold it

there's what 200 what happens are we on

to 63 to 63 games that I've done just

that so shut the [ __ ] up

Harrison Barnes why is that the

comparison because he got busy for the

all right Nancy are nasty ara yeah

you're not hearing from his girlfriend's

cuz he's controlling they thoughts any

time they spoke you could see in the

background are Kelly like no don't say

that say what I told you to say stick to

the script I wanted a little acid to get

in front of Gayle King now no yeah so

they did they put out some some [ __ ]

where they talking in Trump yeah in the

troll yeah they said that's what it

bantha now that's what they've been for

years they showed us they come and go as

they please

even though their family keeps saying yo

we don't know where they are so they

released a video of them inside the

apartment yeah I just don't know what to

do as a parent in that situation every

time I see those girls that's all I

think is as a parent what would I do

what would I what would I do your kid is

18 or above legal right to do whatever

the [ __ ] they want without your say-so

or the law intervening they're saying

they're fine on top of that mmm oh yeah

they saying they fine they just getting

the guts blown out believe me no no no

legal on air legal age now so what are

you gonna do go ahead grab grab your

daughter by the neck and drag out of an

apartment and she call the police on you

on on air on air you you can't do that

you can't harm the gentleman can't harm

anyone around the gentleman you can harm

did you not legally no not on Spotify

anyways it's okay yeah well are we gonna

get into his his his CODIS and then

giving up the evidence right away oh did

I gave up to 20 tapes of him you're

having sex with underage women well you

know they had evidence of this one

hallway oh don't worry

now I got the videos leave me out of

this Homeland Security that's when they

come knocking so are they gonna get away

with like probably part of a plea deal

or part of something you know they big

getting them to begging them to it

they're gonna do but for lesser charge

well yeah I think that was part of it

cuz we had been said after the

documentary

when they were on cameras like there's

no way y'all didn't know all this was

going on and you're not not as equally

responsible but responsible right so

yeah now I know there was a plea deal

they had evidence on them they said all

right we got two tapes

what's my lesser charge will testify

against him what you want from us and

he's still trying to get house for us no

[ __ ] you going to jail jail like the

real jail you and everything else that

everybody else's even you sleeping with

everybody else is sleeping yeah oh that

was your that was your response to the

earlier topic it oh yeah who knew that

nas felt yourself and this you are self

I didn't know this for a long time

forgot yourself a gun that's life and if

I do not have this right mom it's just

gonna be slow singing and flowering and

I don't know what Utah mountain igger

the outcome he was crowned the best

lyricist it's a very polite thing to say

to age why would you question who was

who was better the world is still my

life why would I even question is who is

better than on since its rhetoric yes

what is this rhetoric I keep here topic

at hand um why did I play that oh yeah

no reason that's what that's what would

be happening no no what you don't know I

would go grab the phone and call the

police no I'm just saying legally you

can't run into the apartment and Greg

dragged out of it but you can't she's

she's of legal age I'm dragging my

daughter on I feel you doing that both

of them I'm just saying don't come to

this house but now she turns around and

wants to fight you and leave me alone

and I want to call the cops then then

what I don't know just a tough situation

I haven't thought that far out yes I'm

talking [ __ ] of course but it's

extremely uncomfortable if they do want

to beat it at this point girls want to

beat it they love the attention that

they're getting they you know I think I

think they loved it and I they want to

be there or they think they want to be

there but that comes from mental abuse

and manipulation laughter as a parent

issue job to protect your kids from

things that they may not see no matter

the age yeah

no matter days well let's be another

conversation to be yeah I swear that

this country should change the legal age

in this I agree that should happen I

don't think that 21 years old I don't

need this that's that's an that's old

enough to be an adult by society

standards it's old enough for them to

keep tabs on you keep track of you and

allow you to kill yourself to make room

for the next crop that's coming in

mm-hmm but 21 ain't really do you know

how much [ __ ] you don't know it 21

everything you don't know anything well

that's not even illegal age

some states 16 to 18 in yeah so straight

we know we know those days all right

Florida we won't we won't say itself the

Carolinas but not I think that goes back

which we I liked it we just need to

update our laws go back to wound update

everything I like to rent a car rule

what's the rental car we got me 25 25 I

like 25 mmm yeah by the time you 25 you

should have got your heart broken a few

times you should have got beat up a few

times you should have got robbed a few

times you should have had some bad sex

you should have lived enough life

because that's all age age really is a

age is a benchmark to to let other

people know that you should have

experienced some some things so what do

you mean by legal age of 25

what are we allowed to do and not to do

lower than 25 or above 25 I didn't get

that far it's trying to figure out you

shouldn't be 21 cuz you named a bunch of

things that would be illegal to get to

the 25 of it being a legal age drugs

[ __ ] like well no no no what's the

point illegally well no you could do all

of those things at 21 I just think they

need to acknowledge 25 as adult I agree

I agree

I remember Weiss's at 16 like [ __ ] this

is so late while they do it earlier now

I'm like there should not be a single 16

year old behind the wheel of a car at

any [ __ ] time word at all yeah I say

that about younger people and God

forgive me older people like senior

citizens because art you know yeah

senses go yeah that's all I did you see

that [ __ ] get dangerous yeah well I mean

they they saw some error in the ways cuz

it was 18 to drink and then they were

sec alright this is have an 18 yos

drinking liquor legally or that's a

terrible idea

and at 21 my age we going in just drag

them out and let's be honest there's

some fast as young girls in the world

like you know your cousin's as fast as

fast people with but you know like

certain girls when they're at certain

age you like I you could just tell you

can you can see it like the mother know

the father no two are like everybody in

the family know that's the

as cousin right there watch her okay I'm

so far I'm agreeing with you so a lot of

the times

yes it's manipulation and it's clear to

return more talk I'm just saying scared

me a lot of the times it is manipulation

windowed the guys like oh it's the

people United exactly what it is but a

lot of it too is a lot of people are

looking for that lifestyle from a young

age they know that that's what they want

to do like they want to be around money

and fame and want to live laughs because

their brain is so young they think that

and people take advantage of it and

that's why it should be illegal that's

why I said it's it's it's but it was

always you leading the conversation - OH

- overexposure as a young adult more as

a preteen or as a ten-year-old like you

start having a half some conversations

that you as a parent might not be ready

to have with your child because of the

things that are there they have access

to hmm yeah things that they're saying

you know we think it all depends on your

bringing the thing well a lot of people

are forced to grow up first first time I

beat my dick it was a mistake no it was

a mr. had no idea max was playing that

stuff and I had no idea that that would

happen I'm talking about it by mistake

when I say that I'm saying I mean

people's households are different like

there might be someone that's 13 and

they're the oldest of four kids and they

have to like literally cook and get

their younger siblings ready for bed in

school and tomorrow like walk them to

school like get some kids have to grow

up really fast my mom said to me over

the weekend there's a short story about

nothing just my childhood that you

reminded me of my mom said to me old we

can um hey I ran into mr. let's give me

mr. Teddy your memoir next-door neighbor

mr. Teddy from Queens on in the pink

house I said the pink house that was to

the left

she said yeah now Queens she told me I

had to be five anywhere between five and

ten mmm yeah mr. Teddy from the pink

house I saw him and he can't oh he

cannot wait to see he would love to see

you

as I minded last time I saw him mr.

teddy

he was snitching on me for some [ __ ] and

you beat my you beat my I can't wait to

see that girl he loves you

yeah I want to see him to parents love

that line yeah my mom had that house

surrounded by neighbors that was

snitching but that's what I'm saying

that's different households that's what

I'm saying though that way when you were

16 when you were 16 versus when Trey was

sixteen is two different 16 because of

you you was just brought up in a

different time you brought up a

different way he was ready the world was

different you know I'm saying like we

were talked about that like a lot of the

girls that are Trey's age now on

Instagram and social media who he should

be dating because they're the same age

they looking for old they looking for

older men they not even looking at Jews

their age like they want the old to do

they would not be I was know what it'll

be a 23 oh boy yall already know did

that mean just go get our burger all

right so they're ours nasty they got his

ass just like we knew they would they

put him underneath the jail not to be

let out anytime soon period by the

streets are safer get these heathens off

of the [ __ ] streets right wait and

then they said that his lawyer his

lawyer in the opening arguments or

whatever the [ __ ] got up there and said

uh unlike his most popular tune mr.

Kelly does not believe he can fly

actually that was not that he hates

flying is it it was in quote he says oh

my I went back I went back to make sure

that that part was the connection there

he was he's not a flight risk there's

not a flight risk

[Laughter]

what you want me to do you want me to do

man that's a YouTube I know I know the

lawyer said that in the mirror don't

read it

boy what you know he said this all this

in the mirror and rehearse that body

freak that [ __ ] oh that let me show that

I know my oh let me show do I know my

clients music that's an artist and of it

seemed like she was ready screaming its

own lawyer like whoa whoa see now let's

pick this one single the soundtrack will

explain ignition then our Kelly was was

a label God when ignition was out what

and the remix before the remix and after

[ __ ] ending where I agree it's deleted

they will there's no web plan in the

prison no he's the web bag to our that

[ __ ] in jail

hey the quarter in his ass start singing

yo man can't sleep man hit 37 trapping

the clouds at 37 from your part 37

that's my favorite part

come on oh my god a rubber yeah I know

come on our stupid asses my ass was

glued to trap in the closet for 1000

parts

oh he just came oh I hate to admit I

think I was past ten parts oh you know

you started bugging upstairs he's got a

weapon I was like all right this is

dragging out this wall you should have

killed you by now oh go look back at the

treasure trapped in the closet

it's insane oh it's horrible like you

looking fighting now yeah that's

something that none of us will admit

that when that was popular no one was

like yo he killed that who's laughing it

was hilarious was bad good yeah it was

almost like he really did this right he

really took time this is really bad

oh yeah absolutely oh yeah more than one

occasion parents about to come in yeah

okay we lose your spot I was in the

guest room closet basement problem I

mean that's why you kind of got to get a

blueprint of the crib before you go to

show that's not a bit that's not you

can't let the girl pick the spot it's

hairless fun but my spot that I pick

don't never be good like I'd be right

behind the door so when they swing it

open houses said I was gonna save you in

the projects open no way there's a hot

house cuz if you if you behind there or

in like they got a walk that way to

continue to go in the house

that's like behind the door they're

gonna see but like if they got to go to

opposite way that the door opens then

that might be a safe spot but if you if

you behind the door right here the door

swing open and they got a walk here to

go into like the living room make it

[ __ ] you caught some ones that door

closed well I've had a chick bring the

bedroom door not the house door oh I'm

trying to be as close to the exit as

possible

well sometimes you know that luxury like

I go and I start a whole closet or

something much got a run at 3 B once you

get out of the apartment you good you

just got to get out of the apartment

that's it are you on the roof yeah yeah

just get out of the apartment you okay

yeah hell yeah I've had I've had a chick

bring me and her into the bathroom and

locked it and I said [ __ ] now watch so

just to buy time turn the shower on his

home I was like go away to your pops

falls asleep you be taking a [ __ ] for

two hours clean white boy all right all

for the offer the are ah but not too far

off let's stay here not big news just

want to let everybody out there know

that Dwight Howard said he's not gay

okay mall

we're being progressive someone on the

TV dude okay you know yes been cracking

jokes yeah of course oh the volume and I

don't really have anything to say about

that

oh if laddie wasn't gay would have

landed

no I told someone girl do white and

black chopping it up would interrogate

him maybe he got the dick size I mean

the truth is so there was a text message

about ass [ __ ] buts about that Dwight

but listen I'm who cares if he's gay or

not that's that's what nobody cares it

was 2019 but it is a little suspicious

when you gotta come out and say you not

gain a whole 29 months after the reward

after that like if more grant outside

right now and scream in the street yo

Joe is gay I would run out right behind

him yo natural

right yeah don't believe all right

immediately I wouldn't wait

yeah wait do I let it sit for a while

hello Wow let the joke grow a little bit

yeah waited to see if the Hawks wanted

them nobody wants it right yo good white

man he wasn't nice enough to get the

back home deal that all the players are

getting definitely not the good boy

yeah not getting the d-wave contract no

all right so did White House in that

game in roundel Brown applause yeah you

[ __ ] we're doing what you know we don't

care well there's a bunch of different

names now he may just be saying I'm not

gay could be one of the other initials a

and I'm not gonna pretend like I know

what those are and I'm gonna sound

ignorant so he just might be referring

to him not being gained some notes it's

a good player well gay don't say he's

not bi

that's true that's what I'm saying or

cuz I think it was trans women that he

was talking to I don't know what that's

called that's called don't and sexual

alright maybe he's like yo I'm mad pen

I'm not gay that would be a pansexual

yeah and I don't know flat we'll figure

it out

pansexual means you like transsexuals as

a man know pansexual means you like a

few things it's not just it's not just

ya know you know any strings from like

men women trans like Rory said you're in

history that's not true I will talk to

you all right now I've talked to y'all

about it and I kind of blame Malu a

little bit for this cuz my smash

brothers supposed to be showing me the

ropes out here in the streets to like

not leave any of the vulnerable

situations alright so on the tour on the

tour we was we was a part of our set we

was talking about what are we talking

about running into chicks that are a bit

advanced yes above above our sexual

experience yeah just out of your league

sexually maybe low nastier than you yeah

what like

yeah yeah so I was talking to this

esteemed this esteemed woman okay and at

the fun ship we might have been talking

about some whole other [ __ ] like

something like education are like my

favorite book and then she just came out

of nowhere and said you know I think

it's really important that when two

people are talking that they communicate

with each other on all levels and one of

the levels that many people don't

communicate on is sex I know for me I

like to know all of the things my

partner likes actually and all the

things my partner dislikes sexually so I

want to ask you something

you were talking about Catcher in the

Rye wait so I'm glued to the phone just

I want to ask you something

she says what do you think what's your

opinion on sloppy head yes that's a girl

yes no I wouldn't want that the drier

the better yes that is my opinion right

now please so now I see now when she

asked that I heard y'all saying that in

my head mmm-hmm so I thought it was like

a trick I mean that just sounds great

fun yes yeah AHA I said yes

I think all men like enjoy sloppy hit

and then she said and this is women know

just about a learning experience is

important having that every guy likes

sloppy it and she says yeah but there's

different types of sloppy hit butts at

all she's correct I said oh well I'm a

novice well great print oh I'm just a

Virgo brick

20 years first of all so Jo asked me

[ __ ] but what are the different kinds

whether you come up and then she

explained to me that there's sloppy yet

like a regular girl doing in a sloppy

head like a pornstar doing it and

normally when a porn star or like when

you're doing it like that and when you

begin to choke on penis yes this is what

was it's plain to me when you begin to

choke on dick the phlegm that or

whatever is back there that comes out is

a bit thicker than your saliva so it

makes for a whole different type of

sloppy it so there we don't want we

don't want to vomit no not it no it's a

deeper darker criminal yes deeper darker

throat finally or with the klutz do you

know the difference in it yeah

absolutely

experience and in porn like that you

take from YouTube oh yes yeah no it's a

different type of down there you know

whatever's back there no I thought I was

coming here with information for us no

no she does have a point between the

porn star and the real sloppy air

because I think the porn star head is

kind of more for show I like a lot of

like shows I'm here for the show sue

like when you face it be funny when the

chick thinks she's doing a show and she

tries to be no yes it ain't not coming

out she's still looking at you trying to

look sexy oh my god let it keep going

she start licking you see like a stamp

that's a whole dick daily [ __ ] wet

we're just water juice out of water

she's not cut all right oh boy yeah you

got to worry about you choking on

nothing over here

hey take your fingernail all that deep

Solano throat I won't know don't know

about that one I can't believe you

haven't gotten head in 20 years

[Music]

I can't believe all y'all know about

that

yo [ __ ] is freaky oh you ain't ya so

we're not eights

Rory White has no end parks see you like

little white boys around me learn ways

[Laughter]

done sharing things with you guys yes

we're here to support you [ __ ]

experience there's dudes I think I think

you should meet up with this woman sound

like a great person

yeah very well-traveled whatever we

talking about before we get to it I'm

gonna read this tweet from this guy okay

sounds like a solid source

well OS well he went to the app he went

to the app because you know humans are

lazy but he actually went into that old

whatever after using the tracker

yeah and he went read it see all we got

to do is read that take man long though

he read it version three point four

point seven may request access to your

camera take photos or videos that sounds

normal

storage storage them so no read the

contents of your memory card modify or

delete the contents of your memory card

that's why you had to get a new phone

and it says other full network acts

access view network connections prevent

phone from sleeping play install refer a

P I google play billing service receive

data from internet read google service

configuration that says that in the

information of the app it except Thomas

yes

I'm assuming

I didn't I didn't check this wall just

so you could land old you look and his

tweet says and this guy let me give him

credit his name is a B OD and Z however

you pronounce that it says face app is

violating the privacy of its users API

keeping phone on network access received

data and Google configuration it's a

clear mission to collect as much data as

possible the new thing is this app is

not from the US

it's a Russian app now there you go so

they're trying to get ahead of the data

race they've been ahead of the race and

yeah and that's all I have there I don't

know that to be true or false and you

shouldn't get facts of this level of

importance from this podcast but I tell

you all this [ __ ] is a storefront you

don't know what you buying you don't

know where the data is is going you

don't know where they're sending it to

we just trying to turn our faces old and

it's funny now all you old [ __ ] want

to be old now y'all want to be old I've

been trying to make old a thing for a

decade

y'all just been calling me to all wack

[ __ ] Uncle Joe all these types of [ __ ]

synonymous with old now everybody wants

to be old well you could just post a

picture you'll have to put the filter on

just today I mean it's just sad don't

take much like you turn open Instagram

and everybody has a old face now and how

can I protect us I can't do it can't do

it alone listen man we're gonna go out

in a blaze of glory with with the aliens

anyways so [ __ ] it yeah our dad has

worked more than oil and we get to look

old well see what we would look like old

if they'd let us live yeah that's the

truth we need to find out cuz we're not

gonna get old shouldn't we be trying to

find out how to live nope alright

they're gonna find out for us that's why

they need our data

alright nobody's loved putting y'all

face in that camera jump behind the

challenges and yeah [ __ ] out a challenge

is it shocking to me to see how exactly

how many people especially the

celebrities that are down with this is

someone is some of the celebrities

that I deem to be well informed of

what's of what's happening really people

just want to be involved be they just

want to be a part of something no matter

what it is they just say Lord you don't

know what money they're getting on the

side for doing that I get no money for

that [ __ ] yeah they paying these idiots

to look old fam some type of companies

pay five [ __ ] Kevin Hart snoop and

three other [ __ ] that's the people I'm

talking about yeah oh no man I don't

know you won't you won't see me doing

that's that's all and if y'all want to

do it oh I had to eat your song but I'm

cool just understand what's happening

it's happening in front of us and that's

it and we allow it and we allow it

alright come on just cuz I want to skip

the line at ESA well no no have my info

I'm skipping that line I'm not man

clear can have it but all is faith that

like what you trust clear no I don't

know it what is the exchange I'm not

giving you some [ __ ] why not get to the

hip one could be old I get there time

for that more I'll do it make my flesh

just fine

oh [ __ ] old man fate owns owns don't

piss on me and tell me it's [ __ ]

raining but whatever should I want to

round of applause I want to congratulate

uh they announce somebody they announce

some of the Emmy nom today and polls is

the first black latin lbgtq show to be

nominated for not one not two not three

not four not five but six Emmys

congratulations to everyone involved

with that amazing show also just was

renewed for a third season only three

episodes into the second season I love

when [ __ ] like that happens great show

parks you should watch it yeah man

control um Ava Duvernay

when they see us got sixteen we kind of

knew that they were gonna clean up the

world stood still and watched I forgot

what the streaming numbers were that

Netflix the now Netflix announced but it

was a lot and we kind of knew that they

would give some recognition Netflix has

been getting recognition from on the

Emmys and the Golden Globes know a

couple years now ah so congratulations

to her who else do we need to

congratulate I think dream Hampton got

nominated for something category

was but she's tweeted that she got me

nomination today so congrats for the or

Kelly I'm assuming I would assume so

and that was another big moment yeah

something very much so big here for TV

when do they aim easier September

September twenty-second I want to say

earlier early Nam announce yeah yes

September promo no home for me right now

I think he is actually he's actually

gonna do an hour set prior to step two

Joe and knocked September 22nd Tracy

Morgan we have a long day okay alright

he'd be great for that I think I thought

you meant fighting Joe he's southpaw I

can see your strengths like I think only

a good fight I [ __ ] with Tracy Morgan I

do [ __ ] with trait don't make me [ __ ]

Tracy yeah but I do [ __ ] with Tracy no I

do [ __ ] with him you say you don't you

just said for me is funny bounding you

funny I [ __ ] with you I'm funny but I

don't thank you for this okay I still

[ __ ] would you know my guy and I am

gonna miss you if the day comes will you

ever leave us when you go to katana me

parks and world I have to hold it down

all like really brings the balance in

yeah I'll try thanks Paul I'm a Libra

yeah be a real white podcast you're

Libra yeah that makes so much always

like makes so much sense

I saw what you said that the other day

you tweeted what you tweeted you're sad

that was a sad tweet now you are you are

we're not gonna get into that thank God

I do it thank God

what else do we need to get in cuz

you're so guarded did we cover it

yes beliebers mostly y'all do all that

fake charming sweet life for the party

cool with everybody [ __ ] and got some

real deep hidden [ __ ] in your soul no

problem Ares hates fake people

[Laughter]

what sign like so what are you a few

signs like fake people actually okay if

you'd like me to talk about them your

second break it down Jim now you are a

[ __ ] eyes Scorpios leo how do they get

stuck with that name that'd be kinda

suck cancer no cancer probably meant

something real cool to yo you guys came

along one doctor date Allah cancer it

was like well I have a perfect way to

describes the disease oh my god yeah we

have said something that's gonna get us

game for business we have and we don't

even pee because we're [ __ ] toxic

alright what thank you for that research

we good

oh thanks more appreciate that thanks

never ringing endorsement thank you

did we cover everything with the Emmys

I'll be watching September 22nd this is

not an ad they did not pay us I'll be

watching yeah oh [ __ ] all right let's

let's keep it right here and right on

cue the verge is where I'm reading from

they report Apple will reportedly fund

Apple exclusive podcasts thank you the

verge telling everyone what I told you

guys Apple was gonna do about two years

ago mMmmm

they continued apple with the revive

focus on services and original content

is reportedly looking to invest in

parkette oh no [ __ ] Sherlock

thanks for being late to the party last

one to the party but awesome bloomberg

reports today that the tech company is

reaching out to media companies to

discuss making certain shows exclusive

to Apple podcast the company's podcast

listening at Apple declined to comment

for this story no [ __ ]

now wide on earth would a company have

to fund independent podcasts exclusively

when you're already housing all of the

podcast because their competition is

doing the exact same thing yeah but they

they always said we don't have to do

that because we're better than you well

times have changed

when you say late to the party they were

the first to the party in yes they were

they just didn't capitalize on it no

they made a mistake they bumped into

something no it was an accident was a

happy accident but it just didn't

well actually the graph is addressing

that it says this is I repeat this is a

complete rethinking of Apple rethinking

see corporate words you got to pay

attention anywhere this is a complete

rethinking of Apple and its place in the

podcast ecosystem the company has always

played a neutral role and put neutral

don't knock it the [ __ ] off neutral pion

casting one in which anyone could upload

their podcasts RSS feed and the Apple's

app and distribute it through the

platforms each other for the people

exactly

the company curates lists and highlights

noteworthy shows but those picks were

never Apple funded if what these if if

what this report suggests is true Apple

would be in a place where it might be

enticed to market and call out its own

shows over its partners programs as it's

already done with shows like on that

name this shouldn't give it a promo on

my pocket that's where we are now gonna

need to read anymore it is re little

more the business model shift isn't

necessarily unexpected but it's

monumental for the but buzzy industry

which is moving over to siphoned

listening platforms with specific

content on each morning you know Apple

rivals Spotify Gang Gang Gang Apple

rival Spotify for example announced

earlier this year they plan to spend

five hundred million in podcasts related

acquisitions it acquired we don't need

to get it all that bottom line Apple is

now biting they're biting the Apple

sucker there but now they're biting

they're biting Spotify they're biting a

few other places that I won't name on

this platform well their logo is a bit

an apple so it makes sense to do the

knowledge no listeners homework no oh

the basic instructions before leaving

are I don't want to speak to nobody just

leave me alone

the only spam likely the only don't like

me

no don't lick me what song was that he's

at that on uh Drake's it's on scorpion

which one don't lick me when you hear

this and say it's your favorite song

with Mariah Carey simply it wasn't that

the first record no motionless courses

on album boy

boy you see what Rick said about Rory

yes I did cuz I thought I thought what

he said but like really bad yeah it's

about about 40 minutes 40 minutes Rory

has been running around with this little

dog cute dog it is a cute dog and I

ain't even going [ __ ] on him cuz when we

was running around doing our arm beat

thing at Barney's and all that [ __ ] mmm

everybody stop last part of him for this

dog basically pissed on the Barney's

carpet and I said it's fun not you

everybody white people love a dog yeah

they all stopped worried mm-hmm and I

was amazed by everyone loves a dog yeah

yeah wasn't just wifey but I don't like

those you could gave me that dog and

then white people wouldn't have been

Bergdorf Goodman would not have stopped

me I would have kept walking they

wouldn't be like oh you like this Gucci

shirt no that would've just kept it

pushing but anyway so we had this dog

and great so we're leaving b:g and ride

guys with us so you know where he's got

to catch a pic with the dog my guy takes

good picture my guy takes really good

pics when I got around I need to pick my

guy to Roger I need to pick from you so

Rory got a pic and he posted a pic and

it was him and a dog and he had some

pink floral shirt on with some poor

speakers he had a blue bag that man

steals like a little mermaid backpack or

something well Rory is a little mermaid

Ariel's hair was red

yes Oh Moll to the Pete I mean that

morph so Rory took a picture with his

dog that's Bailey's lunchbox which I did

not purchase and is that the thermos

it's make that clear I want to pick that

out yeah I did not purchase that

lunchbox looking drinks at me a picture

of Rourke we've been down this road

before and that's where si stop I don't

know I don't think we get no drinking of

you know if I'm guessing I think Drake

really has beef with work what have you

said nothing but nice things about it oh

no no that's what you think oh that's

what you okay that's what you think you

might not know we had a very nice

high-end body Houston vamp Drake has

record listen Rory's do say Palooza

Drake has Virginia whiskey so you know

but honestly Drake recorded Rory fanning

out singing the whole of lyrics at the

show and then sent it to me mm-hmm and

now he's sending me a fruity picture of

Rory would a dog well that picture was

easier to get because Rory posted it

but he said it's much easier I don't see

I don't see how you could have ever said

half of the things you've said about me

with Rory as your best friend you said

no he said this guy Oh would that's very

important he says my name you this guy

I'm telling you it's somebody with maybe

had smoked with this guy in the past

it sounded like he'd gearing up for Rory

smoke I have said nothing so if you are

the reason that we can't get the

interview then you just don't go to the

six that day

stay out stay out of the 201 is fine

stay right there in the square [ __ ]

because you're too scared to go there

anymore

too scared to go anywhere but I'm dying

to fight somebody that's weird

and I'll be honest no but you'll be out

in the strip clubs you be everywhere

fights can happen I don't feel like five

grabbing will be a [ __ ] the strip club

is strip club we night we not do it for

them no we not definite no we other

[ __ ] come out with different agendas I

didn't see them they could put on

cologne and go fighting a naked my fam

you just got dressed like a shower with

every step and you want to fight like in

the club yeah that's actually pretty

remember when the energy was like that

in strip clubs when I'm saying it's

today out of course it could happen

anywhere in the world got it

it don't feel like it at least they just

don't feel a different energy now you

catch all your sisters are in there so

oh I'm no I go to the protector of

course we know hey big brother

don't ever tell a stripper that you're

there I'm there like my little sister

don't level tomorrow

yo you know I bet sick I never know how

sick I am

until morale tells me no that is that

sir I was serious that make it makes it

sick they're naked well mostly naked and

that's what makes it say and I wouldn't

do anything to so the mud white stands

no sign I would know because they're

half naked that's the issue when you

tell them this then their bare breast is

on your shoulder like if I go to my

sister house is she naked I walk out

call the chick that's not really

assisted at just play like they it's

just they can't wait to [ __ ] rub

[ __ ] it's on you somehow somehow move

the chick that is not your sister but

it's a date your system wherever you're

in is they just gonna find a way to put

that it on it

so you're at a strip club that's their

job yeah case you didn't know how that

you have money over here that's how they

before to living by shaking it as more

in the night time some of them have

dangerous to make ends meet they're at

school yes they're at college as someone

that went to two colleges there was not

one strip you know save on got back with

a girl and act like he can't even look

this way when we start all my strippers

oh yeah what did you do to ensure that