29

yeah rolling Joe alright and here we are

back episode number 28 right 29 29 oh

you were close a lot of people didn't

count last week 28 I don't count as we

episode number 29 I'll name this podcast

later Joe Budden here we are mati the

bodies here rocky the body is here how

about one it kind of rides Rocky's body

is community to the doors ready all

right who else we got and Michael roars

is back yay never been so happy to see

you guy listen man I don't think you can

ever say why is Rory here evolving I

think that was apparently my mentions

were full no mine and mine this room had

uh I apologize to the people last week I

I know I know when is too much estrogen

yeah I know in theory it might have

sounded like hey this might work well

this definitely goes but there was a lot

of estrogen but this goes back to your

fans and the people that listen to you

you can say the slightest thing you get

the slightest drop a disdain and

everyone's like yo Joey's Rock is

absolutely no accountability that was it

things were way too hormonal it's a lot

in here last week but I did enjoy Jules

shout the jewels um that's why I don't

like having guests right we did that

podcast with Jules

um and then I did her podcast and then

Jules and I hung out for the entire day

and then I knew what I should have been

talking to her about I don't like having

[ __ ] strangers on this [ __ ] show

where I just ask them questions and they

give some [ __ ] representative answer

the next time they ask you about Charles

Hamilton why I don't know I I didn't get

through the whole podcast I cut it off

like halfway through

Joey slept me that [ __ ] right after you

guys recorded and halfway through I was

like I can't do this I got worried Tony

you're pumping

logan is [ __ ] screw you with me it

was just a lot going on it was way too

much going on last week that won't

happen again we're gonna cut [ __ ] the

bodies mics off oh they have men talk

talking about [ __ ] football football

season football season is approaching so

we do need to talk about football but

let's leave without a VMAs right I

didn't see it it was annoying where in

the [ __ ] on the west coast you have to

like [ __ ] wait until it's over on the

East Coast and everyone live to each

through it but so I watched it twice

because I watched the behind-the-scenes

cameras that you couldn't stream on MTV

and then the actual show and they both

sucked so there's my review i coat the

recaps of Kanye's speech 30 minute

speech and Amber's outfit uh I didn't

see it I was busy at my birthday

celebration um and I didn't really care

to see it when I got home I didn't

really care just here recap see recaps

and tweets are enough I saw it coming

look at my timeline yeah yeah yeah it

wasn't yeah and didn't they get like

half the viewers I got from last year

yeah they said the ratings were [ __ ]

damn well I just want to say well all

that Joe's birthday exactly what I want

to know the show if the actual show was

[ __ ] I heard about Kanye's rant I saw a

bit of that but I couldn't quite make it

through the entire rant I don't know I

just doesn't seem maybe just cuz when

you're younger everything is just that

much more epic but it just doesn't seem

like that crazy as it used to be like I

used to have like real [ __ ] moments

and like really interesting segments and

the host would do cool [ __ ] Miley just

[ __ ] put on a bunch of stupid outfits

so Miley was mommy

yeah she did as far as speaking I think

she did very well but it just wasn't

like well thought out fun pieces like

they used to have for hosts um I think

it's terrible she's leading the young

youth right now but just because I'm

yeah is she leaving numbers while she's

doing it that's what's the young youth I

mean I mean

about that I was thinking about that

when I was coming here because I knew

we're gonna sell the VMAs

did anyone act like Miley prior to her

Madonna Gaga like they've all done it in

their own ways

yeah Britney had a moment Nicki Nicki

you suggest like a [ __ ] back in the

day not too long ago but what no Nicki

can't really do it because she's not

white does Miley make good music she

does make great music sighs I don't know

Miley Cyrus she's does a record y'all

can let each other speak because it's

four votes maybe what what are three of

Miley Cyrus's songs that I that I have

to hear wrecking ball I've heard of that

I'm sure I've heard that song it can't

stop her won't stop don't stop

Miley does make really great music and

we can't name three of the songs too

he's a great vocalist great vocals who

can't even free the songs I mean I don't

know I'm not saying that's the disc

writer I'm just I'm just ignorant

I'm uninformed when it comes to my

wrecking ball I think I heard and do

enjoy yes I think very good song oh

whatever her and Nicki Minaj had a

moment okay that was cool do we care

about that

no she sees the same stage Oh Nicki

couldn't get past her rant without

smiling and laughing so I think it stays

well what did she say about her that he

just said now back to this [ __ ] that

has something to say no I saw Nicky but

what Miley say it's a spark Nicki to say

that Miley was asked about the whole

little beef between Nicki Minaj and

Taylor Swift from a couple of weeks ago

when they went back and forth on Twitter

or Nicki saying that she felt she was

snubbed for the video of the Year

category and some molly was just

basically like I don't get it I don't

know why she felt she was snubbed a lot

of long basically sliding all their

gnomonic Miley I've read that she said

Nicki Minaj is a bad influence hurt her

and a few other people are a bad

influence

that was something separate and that

wasn't Nicki that was Kendrick and

Taylor oh how much I know about you all

these little things are staged because

now all of a suddent a list

Nicki Minaj's and things to get a full

production I think it's all stage BS and

it's about the reality world like

everything is just now like okay so

speaking of reality world rocky let me

know that there was a Love & Hip Hop

reunion yeah I don't know anything about

that I didn't watch this season at all I

caught the last five minutes of last

night and I didn't know me me and other

chick we're friends now

well they were all hugging on stage I

was made confusing they're just change

I'm glad I didn't watch the seasons

joseline revealed that she and Mimi had

sex before which Stevie had threesomes

which I think was obvious to anyone with

David know Stevie's the maybe so Justin

said that she ate Mimi out and then

Ariane said that she wasn't invited so

it's a whole big threesome I think

pretty much joseline [ __ ] everyone on

the cast of Love & Hip Hop Atlanta like

a real nude and yeah so now they hugged

it out and yeah the girls way more

interesting than be me

the girl I had a threesome with that

time she found me on Instagram and asked

my numbers I gave it to her because I

felt like I should and now she keeps

[ __ ] texting me asking what I'm doing

when are we gonna hang out and it's

really strange because I don't really

want to you know be friends the only

people do it do it like in Reverse well

you found her too right

no I mean I found her and then that

photo that had gone around but not um so

you did find her because that's how I

saw her yeah but it was just literally

coincidence that it didn't have a name

at the nerve it is girl wanting to speak

to you after three and follow you

in work rude [ __ ] oh speaking of

Instagram right so I didn't listen I

didn't know it uh I didn't know that me

finding gin last week on his podcast was

like a real big thing but apparently my

fans are really happy for me I'm not

sure why everyone is so excited about

that but whatever

what's going on Oh gin as well okay we

followed each other on Instagram to

listen listen listen you got to keep the

stuff like that find out already found

her cuz her pages private but she got

like 500 requests now and Jenna's you

know she's not with all of that so I

hope she denies all I've been texting

I've been having sexual relations with

Jen right and she informed me that she

you know has seen my Instagram now I see

why people delete pictured off Instagram

I'd be the last person to the party i I

don't delete pictures I feel like

pictures are moments and time yeah you

capture them you revisit them you go

back you remember where you were at that

time I never delete pictures I might

need to start deleting pictures should

you know ginger yeah I mean I mean it's

just some things that are not meant for

everyone's blame to interpret okay how

far back does she go two summers ago no

no no no these are two independent

thoughts she was on my Instagram but she

made no mention of seeing something that

you know was disturbing or something but

you know uh rekindling or reconnecting

with her and her saying hey I was on

your Instagram maybe there's some [ __ ]

that happened in the last two three

years that had a larva scene maybe yeah

that's like irrelevant really need to

know yeah so I thought it was only right

and I never do this so I'm gonna go on

your Instagram in go look at your

[ __ ] life I didn't I thought she had

a kid I was like oh wow yes yes

like what's a bad pick someone no Gendo

stomp on Jen's Instagram just scrolling

now all right hold up timeout let me

preface let me preface my little story

here for the record I love women I just

want to say that for the ignorant people

in the universe not a gay bone in my

body however I'm scrolling on Jen's

Instagram just scrolling scrolling

scrolling this is after we had already

done the whole catch up how you been so

she told me how she broke up with her

[ __ ] ex-boyfriend right well scroll

or Instagram and what's right there a

hundred and fifty two weeks back this is

coming from the nitpicker

who did not like a chick because she

held her finger on the window button too

long so let's remember who we're talking

to well wait a minute now alright yeah

that was a little misleading because she

doesn't have very many pictures so it's

very easy to get to a hundred and fifty

two weeks ago what's right there

smacking me in the face

and her [ __ ] ex-boyfriend I got the

[ __ ] god I don't know his life looked

pretty interesting like the face oh good

for him yeah but this is the first

moment I've ever had where you scroll

and you look and you say well then yes

were you careful your ex is pretty all

right no no the [ __ ] you talking to me

about you better go fix things

yes in there praying to some lame that

waits in line for Jordans alright so I

text Jin I text her and I think hey what

the hell did you leave for 77 is yes I

have a picture of a picture of this guy

so y'all don't think I'm like nuts here

yeah because she because she responded

with you had to scroll pretty far back

to see that and I was like no what's

[ __ ] five weeks ago is that your exit

dear girls ex let me just check my fault

so Joey screencap James bowl what you

screen shouted or your honor told you

you show off your big bro no money

you're in two different types of guys

right

Fishbach got a grill he looks like an

idiot you have a grill

well anyway so looking at this guy on

Jen's Instagram right I then thought

because I'm self centeredness is the

core of my disease so I then thought wow

this must be how certain people feel

when I'm on someone's degree oh he has

major body I'm on his Instagram now by

the way and I don't that handsome but

he's his body's image mm-hmm probably

not I wouldn't peg him for either of you

guys's style nay no but I know how to I

know I can see a fine white boy and be

like oh okay I'm might one day you have

a date a white guy never me neither

not even a Spanish I've never even

kissed the white man not even a Spanish

guy I dated a Spanish I have you kissed

somebody in life where my grill all day

every day

I mean I don't know I don't I've never

been a grill guy like grills were cool

in 88 girls so cute and but just like

all the [ __ ] that's don'twe back then

the [ __ ] kids grab ahold of [ __ ] and

ruin it I can't say I don't know if I

ever kissed with my grill in my mouth I

guess what a raise about my mouth okay

cut the bottom of your tongue

no you slide on this side of your mouth

okay would have cut your teeth no have

you ever slid anything on this side of

your mouth no razor blade but anything

else I don't know maybe like a raisin

while I'm like inquiring about how to do

this I think I think she might that

might impress some

now you didn't dig it when he realized

that I had a blade in my mouth II there

was kind of cycle to him I was like it's

1997 we're in the hood

he's a song about that razor blade on no

on a dinner plate Rory have you ever

dated a woman with a grill in her mouth

I have not I wouldn't have expected you

know relations with one but I've never

dated one kind of girl that you brought

that time to the stripper Bay was well

I've never dated a woman with a grill

stripper Bay is a very nice I've never

penetrated a woman with the grill and

hopefully he'll sign in her mouth at the

time or that has never worn one period

no never worn one or not to my knowledge

at least I feel like Kaylin owns a grill

no I don't think she does no I think she

said though I think I'm just gonna in my

head yeah she was look you know we're

from my aunt well she's from Miami I'm

from Miami that works

no if I ever saw Caitlin in the grill I

would ask her to remove it immediately

that's she obliged if I if I provided uh

um a valid reason to use fire instant

reasoning anyway had to be valid long as

it was decent okay no [ __ ] you look

stupid like some people need two younger

women and their decision-making

sometimes sometimes you should run your

thinking past some other people so so I

was widowed

I'm not your friends that just say yes

[ __ ] - yeah like god I was with this

woman who shall remain on anonymous

yesterday she's coming back from uh this

is what she told me

and she would never lie to you who would

she's coming back from a 2-week family

vacation

ndr and she brought along one of her

buddies who is in the nightlife okay so

now when I hear things like that that

all seems to check out to me yesterday

was my first time seeing this woman but

it was already fishy from the jump so

this woman gets in my car and I say so

family huh

and she says yeah look I but my daughter

but my family I said it well first of

all I don't know anyone who wants to be

around their family for two weeks now

that may sound like a really horrible

thing to say

it's not I don't want to be around my

family for two weeks straight I think I

was gonna do like five days tops that's

too much you know how my family operates

three days is too much yeah you give me

about three days we're gonna kill

ourselves but Matt's great yeah so that

that was a little fishy to me number one

uh those benefit alone like they're

really family is she

na na na na you didn't go to dr to spend

two weeks with your family what

Dominican rhythms I'm not gonna start

your snitch [ __ ] you don't know what

is don't mouth it to me don't do [ __ ] to

show for a change how about that oh then

she had um a friend with her friend bet

who was also on a family trip

coincidentally of course so many

coincidences here coincidences here um

so she gives in my car because I want to

drag this out because it's not really an

important story and she looks different

mm-hmm and I say you look different

and she said what body part looked

different

I couldn't tell I couldn't I couldn't

quite tell you it

all I knew was something was different

here you didn't know what was and she

got put something and she's got

something in she got this really stupid

look on her face no this is the same

person same same person same story here

um so they then proceeded to tell me a

story about how she had a health issue

is what we'll call it and she had to get

something done to fix it I mean glad

you're alive

glad you're healthy but nah not really

what I'm saying something else is a bit

different so I have the night went on

and her and I'm only around each other

for maybe about an hour and a half um as

I would casually like just briefly maybe

brush against her think areas areas were

hardened hmm a lot of them hardened

maybe she was in the gym I'm not rolling

with the gym [ __ ] either but I mean long

story short this woman who had this

[ __ ] amazing amazing amazing amazing

amazing amazing amazing figure now don't

she doesn't she wrote it she [ __ ] it

all up so she got surgery and [ __ ] up

I'm not saying that I don't know what

she did but she [ __ ] it up it's bad

scary and then she's like I don't know

what the young people are doing out

there well she's got a host parties B

now she can I said I said um you're not

trying to get booking info and you say

you trying to go to school and you say

like the things that you say in your

behavior it's all over the place but

anyway something was real disappointed

about that reminds me of when April from

LA who had the best titties in the

universe decided to get a breast

reduction

oh now that I can understand her back

yeah oh yeah no I can understand her

titties were entirely too large for her

frame aber was five one with F's so she

should just got a new spine

nah no you should let me come on and

before she take a bunch of pictures and

send them yeah what the [ __ ] and then I

tried to find the old B we gotta wait

for her titties I tried to find a hole

pictures I had it brought it to my

computer but they were from so many

years ago that I couldn't find him yeah

those people had Apple probably in a

ball with your computer what a shame a

[ __ ] white my computer out they say

don't ask a hard part right yeah yeah

it's [ __ ] horrible um so my birthday

party was Sunday Rory did the door um it

was cool I was quickly reminded dory

good job few people came out you people

cancelled I was quickly reminded why I

don't like throwing birthday parties um

just too much do you like when people

send you the I'm not gonna make it text

today I'd rather you not [ __ ] text me

and just tell me the next day like my

fault I don't want to know the day of

when I'm already stressed out going

through the motions that you're not

gonna [ __ ] come um I don't really

care about that

no normally with me because I'm an

extremist and I'm dramatic when people

hit me and say I'm not coming I never

speak to them again well yeah I mean

it's sounds fair to me if you can't make

it you never speak at something if you

tell glad I didn't have a doctor's

appointment if you tell me that you are

coming and our relationship is is that

of a reliable one I didn't you to be a

reliable person

um and I show up for you because I think

it's very important that people show up

for people my mother taught me that long

ago

well my foot was broke okay valid yeah

that's valid now if your footage broke I

don't expect you to come to my birthday

party

but if you're telling me I'm coming and

then you do not come and there's not a

pretty good reason why he's overslept or

you hired I'm not gonna make it out

tonight yeah [ __ ] you I've never been

tired birthday birthdays are important

to me yeah I don't normally celebrate

them either actually this year

immediately after my party because I was

totally worn out I stayed in bed most of

my action curve which was Monday I

binge-watched

I started binge watching this show

called in our Kohl's

excellent show narcos really good show I

mean it's about I guess it's about well

I haven't completed the first season but

it's about Pablo Escobar and in becoming

Pablo Escobar boy is it really good

trailers look phenomenal I haven't seen

a true I haven't seen any of that [ __ ]

the story sounded interesting the

timeline said it was dope normally when

the timeline says something is dope I

think oh that's not doable but this was

really really really good and and not

having any hoes you had kind of have to

start occupying your time resourcefully

have any birthday sex and Netflix is

resourceful yeah well you know what you

know what happened I was telling a good

friend of mine yesterday I said oh I

woke up on my birthday and I felt like

writing a rhyme and then I remembered

that I can't change anything on my album

now cuz it's too late so I didn't write

it

damn so it was a plant I was on Plan B

which was Netflix and chill like a

Netflix chill date with myself yeah it

was great great it's not some

masturbation in answer was like a real

cool thing when I do it too much then I

have to take a break

cuz it's not it's fun just pointing out

[ __ ] here

it's not really back in so uh with with

cuffing season approaching because I've

been thinking about it's gonna be a

really long lonely cuffing season I'm

stressed um and some things some things

happen do you guys have someone to cuff

with I'm working on one you're working

on one the same person I would hope yes

you don't even know the guy in corporate

America have anything to anything

because you date for position Roy to you

a Jason you know I always got something

you know that goes I wanted to try to

find a very indiscreet way to let the

listeners know how my sleep was

interrupted on Sunday morning yes Lee

was not interrupted you are awake my

sleep was interrupted you were sleeping

in his house I was waiting for my uber

and I fell asleep on the couch and then

I was awakened by a very angry foreign

woman cuz I do love sad woman like she's

great um she just wasn't great that

night um was I awake and if you weren't

black was awake afterwards okay can I

just think I guess we I didn't say her

name I don't know any of them you're

gonna offend Rory's political connect

work and his other holes that's a joke

so okay that's what happened all right

so we were on the deck me you said a

foreign woman a couple of people from

out of town Imani was there I'm on he's

been really turned up lately that's a

whole nother topic uh so I went

downstairs with with one woman that left

my money upstairs with two women and

Rory was going to sleep with foreign

woman or leaving no I was going to the

basement and the basement was occupied

I'm not gonna put y'all on blast and

what's going on your house but it was

occupied so I said I'm not staying here

not not by a person that's well kind of

know just get to the [ __ ] story yeah

I'm leaving i'ma call uber I'm like a

mess stayin in this basement I fall

asleep waiting for the uber I was

exhausted I leave my phone on my chest I

said wake up

with my phone being thrown at me oh hi

this is fun and a woman screaming very

loud rushing out into the street like

really loud like to the top of her

[ __ ] lungs at what is it now 4:00 in

the morning now i'm ieaving like five

it's probably 5:00 in the morning like i

thought that aman he was upstairs

choking somebody that so i ran upstairs

and he was chilling okay so what was

that I ran downstairs and but she was

still screaming and I'm like hey hey hey

hey hey

pardon me you guys have to argue quietly

you guys have to you cannot do this in

this neighborhood at this time um I

don't know what type of Jersey City

argument you guys are having here but

this is not the place you just continued

to scream I guess you go through your

phone or something that seemed to be the

case and I was wondering why see Rory's

like a young og like this is I don't

understand why is your phone unlocked

that's I still haven't had this

conversation and I'm not going to

because I don't want to bring it back up

and get yelled at again I was trying to

figure that out too because my phone was

locked

oh she knows your password then I used

to always look over my boy my

ex-boyfriend to change my password

weekly Wow

does she see you weekly yes so she's my

balls weekly well you know and I know

men can attest to this getting woken up

out of your sleep with an angry woman

that has an agenda for something that

you did specifically is the hardest

thing to unpack from your brain is not

fully functioning when I wake up like I

had no idea I forgot what the [ __ ] I was

see yeah that was bad man that was bad

so I wouldn't have been the petty friend

that I am if I didn't stick my window so

I could hear everything and boy oh man I

just don't understand it

I don't get it my only my main goal was

to quiet her down

which wasn't really working but that's

what I kept going back to I said we'll

talk about this at my house

oh no apparently and I just overheard

this I could be totally off base

apparently Rory sent a heart emoji to

someone and then me and Joe was talking

about it like the nerve of these [ __ ]

women the emoji is in the phone it was a

very minute again yeah yeah y'all defend

the dumbest slap things first she

shouldn't have gone to the phone for the

record I had never met this woman that I

was texting what the [ __ ] I texted a

[ __ ] heart emojis we never met her

what was the context of the conversation

for you said remember wait who cares

what it was [ __ ] a girl is gonna have a

pretty hard time and she start beefing

to me about our hearts in in a heart

emoji what a [ __ ] are you hardening

bitch's heart me [ __ ] said me heart

emojis believe that but I guess there

was some other [ __ ] in the phone that

she found or whatever but who I mean who

cares that it was the context I didn't

listen to all of that right which he

doesn't remember right then when I

couldn't hear I was half asleep when I

couldn't hear anymore because they

actually did decide to keep it down I

went outside

so both sides making sure the garbage

would say I heard no you not wasn't

mudding up I was just being dumb it's

only one thing that I heard and then it

was enough for me to turn around the

garbage I had to go back every made this

mistake at some point in life so I don't

knock him for it it just brought me back

to when I was his age and I may have

tried that one um I heard him say you

really like me you gotta have the same

number the same name stored under a

different number just for when you want

to pull a [ __ ] out cause right now oh

like you got to do [ __ ] like that but I

heard Rory say oh that wasn't even me

using my phone there was context around

that which made it somewhat true well

then what I mean we don't care about

that part my only thing is that line has

never worked even if it's true

a [ __ ] has never said that line to a

woman and she doing it oh okay yeah ever

happened so once I heard that and you're

telling that to an irate foreign woman

yeah yeah man it was time for the United

could've stole the garbage

this guy rented this fight and then when

I went back outside to make sure

everything was safe I guess she was

leaving and she said Joe enjoy your

party wait a minute that's not fair I

didn't do anything

I was not use the homie that was texting

and me and me you have been great man oh

we're together all day without worry

so I get the [ __ ] wrong into this

book is Rory the piece of [ __ ] goes

right to [ __ ] me a Jase bro

so anyway hey with me Roy in our nut

birds of a feather

do you flock together no so then I was

very shocked at my birthday party when

this one was there oh you did it that

quick where's the man yes he is classic

kid you can do it and I had take her

home when the Hoover and now me and I go

yeah yeah so that was pretty cool so

good to see her at the party um and

we're great now shout out to her yeah

yeah no to her mm-hmm join us in Queens

in the morning it was great yeah and she

just called me before his punk ass dude

I think she's coming up here to drop

your cake off oh oh that's nice yeah

well could you were in the car what's

called oh yeah um I did want to address

um we need to talk about your birthday a

little bit yeah people want to know

though we did that just now no we just

said you were stressed that was been

having any ex-girlfriends show up like

any time Caitlin and Christo at a dance

off for four hours in the hottest room

every a Kailyn and crystal are very

similar very similar types it's too much

for me cool can game and I mean what

else is there to like know people had a

good time I was stressed um

don't wanted to be the DJ the hoes you

were taught gender I'm gonna learn how

to DJ I actually had to ask you if you

had been drinking cuz I was like damn

he's being mad social I really wasn't

well that he was on the mic yeah you

were being a lot more social than you

usually are

oh no see I don't count being on the mic

as being social oh I count actually

mostly being on the mic like working was

my way of not having to talk to people

until you got on the mic and said I just

want to say one thing and completely

forgot what you were gonna say I forgot

just there fast what a host like the big

35 year old speeds around there was just

like crickets

no big 35 year old speech oh my friends

got me a ass cake it was a cakes an ass

and a microphone own ass know who was

the creative director behind that no we

found a hookah cake but it would take

too long I voted nay on the microphone

but you know I wasn't really for your

because your face that was more I think

she did a phenomenal job while I need

you deserves credit I mean I appreciate

the gesture but why would I want to ask

you what kind of cake would you had one

who could use some ass be no thang

groceries no no we'll say thank you to

Asia she worked hard on it okay I didn't

know who to scream at when I saw it

friend that makes cakes so Asia thank

you I appreciate the gesture on you and

I will talk in private

y'all keep interrupting my [ __ ]

stories I got to get two butts in so now

I got a new story so I left the party um

it was me and it was a money and it was

uh who else um Kailen and two associates

well an associate of mine and a friend

of the associate

they were both women woman um so we're

leaving I can't like it's my car cuz I'm

gonna take her home because she lives

like three minutes away from me and uh

this is why I be I don't I don't I don't

really know I kind of he's got it maybe

the ex rules have changed

I think the ex rules may have changed

because I then started getting texts

from in the car from Kalyan Singh who

the [ __ ] is these [ __ ] they seem

young I said you're a geological brain

of course it's none of Kalin's business

but you put your ex in a car on your

birthday night with a bunch of hos going

to your crib why don't you surprise well

number one I won't go I don't know their

name I don't know them well enough to

know that they're whole if they're old

or not that's number one number two I

was an enduring term on this box yeah I

certainly was not trying to sleep with

either one of them and three your ex

shouldn't be able to ask well the dress

is flowing at your party I will say that

so that might bring that all makes sense

it all makes sense on paper but you're

dealing with an ex that has invested

feelings in your life these women are

now sitting hip to hip with her in your

car going to your house

Thanks roars I'm not saying she's right

I'm just telling you where she's coming

from well she should kind of be used to

that journal that's Joey's life that's

what he does he always says go you

always got who was gonna house which is

that kind people hold before they get a

finish people people are listening to

this podcast because the girl who was on

a two-week trip with her family mm-hmm

air quotes she said she said whether

that [ __ ] your dog

I like God I would like three of them

what's that what the gasps

exactly what is how do you say it that's

it uh there's no R in it let's try to

sound this out with me ah Cass not there

people are listening to these [ __ ]

podcasts but anyway back to the X X

rules like I don't know maybe I'm just

such a great X like I would never ask an

X Y on any of this stuff I wouldn't do

it I also AM in yeah you would never get

in the car that's got to go out the

window and we'll get to that in a second

remind me why that's got to go out the

window

but like Kaelyn and and don't ask me why

Kalin's Twitter login info account [ __ ]

is on my phone oh damn

which you won't delete from the phone

anyway I was saying this to say even

though that information is there I never

check it I never have opened it I've

never looked

I've never peeked some [ __ ] I just don't

want to know and I think that she knows

that about she knows me well enough to

know I am NOT digging in her [ __ ]

looking around snooping around doing

anything but I feel like if the [ __ ]

playing field is leveled here and you

could ask me about who these [ __ ] are

and what are we about to do and do I

have condoms and all that not to say

that she said that but I should be able

to have some [ __ ] questions no one's

in here like what a condom is free but

that's what you get answers the thing is

I don't ever have questions did you

reply to the text

what are call yes I did say that you're

not a joking gross

oh shut our is it like you're [ __ ]

the spokesperson keep walking

safe sex you [ __ ] people out there

phone number now you want your first

name oh good for you you know what

[ __ ] alias should you use a dental

dam

you guys are nasty and disgusting I'm

Stella Burnie this [ __ ] nobody's me when

I say that but it's very true um all

right back to men we can't really excuse

men for the simple fact that they are

men and I was gonna touch on this

earlier with cuffing season approaching

I'm seeing dirty Mackin in full effect

dirty Mackin is back what that dirty

Mackin never left it's getting more

disguised and then it comes back and

then it goes back to dirty macking dirty

macking is when you are attempting to

mak to a female by [ __ ] on another

man that she probably is connected to

and that she probably has [ __ ] or

wants to [ __ ] at some point now to tell

men out there you should never mention

or even pretend to even know about the

other guy when you're trying to kick it

to a girl listen women if a man is

talking about another man when he's

trying to kick it to you you shouldn't

even be talking to him to begin with let

me tell shirts sometimes sometimes uh I

didn't I knowing my friend

Yanks [ __ ] that like I really got to

meet the man that when he sees a chick

his initial thought is like let me go

talk about the guy that she's with well

you know what it is somebody think is a

really emotional man like and this is my

thing with dirty Mackin you're gonna

kick my back in to the girl she's gonna

screenshot it and send it to me and then

come over and then come through and then

she's gonna suck me off and then we're

gonna laugh a man we're gonna laugh at

you for feeling the way that you feel so

why not just hide that [ __ ] I've never

done that I don't I don't um I don't

believe in using other men from my own

[ __ ] mayor

it like if you have to do that something

is really really wrong yes different in

the fact that I cape for chicks exes

know me like I said they're like nice

they might be right

no I do to know women women have this

whole [ __ ] woman empowerment thing

with a [ __ ] stick to get what's on

them when I'm and that's about the holes

right now my my women like women stick

together they empathize with other women

they feel you know they they [ __ ] with

other women

men and that's how much me on the other

hand I do believe that men should stick

together so while your chick is [ __ ]

crying and venting and kicking your back

in I'm syncing up for you word I am I'm

that guy I don't have to know you I

don't have to have be cooled you saw

some of the [ __ ] I stick up for I'll

take it a step further I don't even like

I don't even like you [ __ ] but I know

if you get out the picture then my

duties may have to step up with this

girl and we kinda don't want that to

happen

so I mean it's a double-edged wart dear

but anyway dirty macking is horrible I'm

totally totally totally against it

dirty manikin is back the same way uh

damn just that fast was about today

overt dirty macking is like it's almost

becoming cool again like [ __ ] like

racism has always been there but now

people are just very comfortable being

racist I saw a homeboy um I don't know

the kid's name the author of James Bond

yes the author of James Bond says that a

jurist elbow of all the people in the

universe is two air quotes street to

ever play James Bond I would feel so

much better if he just came out and said

yo your black ass is never gonna play

James Bond cuz you're black what is

Street about it they are looking for a

black James Bond but he just said that

he's two Street he doesn't have a

debonair and suave that they're looking

for to play that role but I think it's

also John

you go like just a yo you're not 8

you're too dark you're too black and

it's not gonna take place age yourself

was an amazing actor yes you know why

would he not be James Bond that's what

I'm saying these these white people and

I don't know this person his wife but

I'm not gonna fact-check either I'm

gonna assume he's white yeah I'm gonna

assume this person is white but these

people way too [ __ ] comfortable law

no they're getting way out of hand I was

telling a story uh the other day I was

texting my white friend song who shall

remain anonymous she's a woman and she

said something like damn I don't

remember let me just try to figure it

out here she said something like yellow

I was gonna come by but all of my

friends blah blah blah blah blah and

then I was like oh tell him me I don't I

don't care what them [ __ ] don't get

that [ __ ] the mingotts or whatever and

then she said well dumb [ __ ] and we

just it was in the flow to conversation

in the ones or the next day they I

realized wait a minute she said [ __ ]

yeah I thought you were paraphrasing no

no she said that [ __ ] right after I said

it like just in the flow of conversation

and I didn't really care I'm now one of

the people that are really hung up on I

believe that words are meaningless

without definition um so you know we

could get into where the word [ __ ]

derives from and what it means and was

just saying shouldn't say it but I have

a pretty good idea when someone is

saying it with malicious intent and when

someone is just saying listen I've been

to shows all across the country where

plenty of white kids are screaming [ __ ]

[ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] and like

like we use it like not to [ __ ] call

us [ __ ] or any of that [ __ ] like this

word is being thrown around casually by

people who are not black all the time

not to say that that is correct its

[ __ ] me I wouldn't gear depending on

the context of course but I don't think

that any one white person should start

feeling comfortable enough to use that

word [ __ ] because it's gonna come out

and in a bad way at some point you can

get your head [ __ ] shot off of your

shoulders

that's totally different but well then

if you get in the habit of it and you

start using it you're gonna use it in

front of someone you don't know and may

take offense to it and may shoot you

just to because even in a good context

we're not a good context but couldn't be

a good context but not in a malicious

way yeah what could be a good context

you my [ __ ] it's a great context but

someone that's a good con you may not

know between me and you not that I say

it around you but between me and you it

might be okay but if there's a strange I

grew it I grew up in the 90s around

black people you didn't say it like it

what it didn't happen right so it's not

even in my brain or vocabulary what are

you we warned 1990 damn so you're a

little older than me you were born in

the 90s yeah 90 you saw with my son he's

three years older than a meteor man yeah

it's turn twenty like a few years older

than Illmatic four years older was a

manic 94 it was how do we leave him just

before - no that's why I say that you

know the author of the James Bond is

anthe Anthony her if you fact check the

stuff alright great but really Anthony

Horowitz and he says he's a terrific

actor but I can't I can think of other

black actors who would do a better job

for me Idris Elba is a bit too rough to

play the part it is not a color issue I

think he's probably probably a bit too

Street for bond he does not have the

suave I could rake up other black men

who could do this is that the same eater

so but just was he in the wire

yeah and even in the wires he did well

no no he was a street guy he was the

wire business guy he was using the wire

as a reference and saying that he has a

street well he's done a thousand movies

after that we're not Street at all yeah

he's played some really that's a really

really ignorant I would have even I

would have liked to hear him name the

other I know that he thinks would do a

much better job than address Elba

Anthony oh it's Howard's is that a

Jewish name he's definitely do herself

well what does it

it could be like polish and they're not

all Jews yeah which is you know it's not

I have Wiest have Norco it's in our name

before they shortened is a Jewish who

the Mahdi's facto here Jeff um then I

select werewolf Smith has a movie coming

out that is supposed to piss everybody

off an NFL called concussion and I

didn't click on the preview because it

was supposed to piss the NFL offer but

Will Smith had an accident in this movie

I don't think I've ever heard him use

such a strong eggs

what kind of acting yeah what from where

are you asking oh [ __ ] I don't [ __ ]

know please please the [ __ ] lawyer

that's taking on ol NFL and definitely

Jewish though but it was a really strong

accent and I mean I'm only talking about

it because I've never heard Will Smith

and with that strong of absent accent

the movies called concussion if you

people want to look it up like it looks

like Rocky's trying to now so you didn't

click it cuz it's gonna piss the NFL oh

yeah I don't care about that NFL's

pissed me off a lot so I can I'm gonna

watch it

Will Smith it's pretty dope man he's

pretty awesome ah straight out of

confidence number one for the third week

in a row yes go or and Fantastic Four

just did absolutely nothing they said

Straight Outta Compton made the most

money at Musical and fantastic Michael B

Jordan was in that right yes they said

that he turned down the role of Dre to

do Fantastic Four and look at him now

oh great job that's good news because I

really like the job that Dre did yeah

Corey Hawkins yeah he did a great you

did a phenomenal job I just found out

that uh eazy-e son audition he did well

he turned him down

yes I mean I think that Jason Mitchell

was he did phenomenally he really did

amazing oh you think who do you think

did the best I'm between Jason Mitchell

and O'Shea Jackson jr. what roles are

they Jason is easy and Shay's

is cute yeah definitely QB easy and I'm

gonna say easy just because it was a

market

no well that and also cube Sun naturally

had it I mean there was times I watched

that movie and didn't realize that I was

not watching Ice Cube but he did surety

Train yeah I need a phenomenal job

so this to whoever what his name he did

a phenomenal [ __ ] job for someone

that has no ties to and was dope to as

he was saying that um he couldn't even

fly himself out for the audition so he

actually had to audition over Skype it

and it that's just such a cool like

momentarily you know to be able to I'll

probably go with with eazy-e also just

because when that movie started and he

was the first person happening saw I

said he doesn't look like easy

mm-hm and maybe twenty to thirty minutes

later he morphed he he did this thing on

stage like this [ __ ] with his head like

some movement I was actually gonna bring

up the same point when they do their

first big concert I forgot where it is

no and at that point it gets easy e nwn

NWA uh-huh he walks out last he looked

just like yeah yeah he performed exactly

when they were doing we want easy yes

yeah when that [ __ ] came on yeah cuz I

ever met that was one of the first

eazy-e songs that I saw performed like

in real life

and when he came out it was exactly the

same as I could remember it when easy

came out last and from the Bob to the

everything yeah right like how you held

the mic everything about it was like

identical so it's so crazy watching

because I took my son and there was

moments of the movie where I had to like

tell him how monumental those moments

were in our history I'm like these kids

don't have those moments like what

moments do these kids have like Kanye

ranting at the VMAs like right I saw

yeah I saw so many we had life-altering

situations in hip-hop at one point yeah

I saw so many people like oh and um and

because of the movie the Straight Outta

Compton album got at the number four on

Billboard that's and dr. Dre was like a

three or two like it was really dull

like that that's cool as hell and also

I've been to parties this past two weeks

and there's like actual NW

said stray sets noob sets even Bone

Thugs sets I mean oh is that the parties

never have them I was in LA though so

that I don't know if that doesn't count

but they did that [ __ ] [ __ ] any Palooza

one of the most turn sets was the NWA

said yeah that would have never happened

if it wasn't for this maybe Cuban easy

mess it's younger kids yeah it wouldn't

played it easy both went back into the

top 100 as well like easy wasn't like a

38 cubes up there too I'll like both

their albums pretty crazy

which cube album America's most no it

was probably death certificate I like

that certificate it was so easy to get

if I'm if I recall correctly so it's

probably that one I saw a lot of young

kids tweeting now about you know they

were going back and listening uh I have

two Depp's teeth death certificate two

straight out of Compton a DLC album was

really great by the way no one can do a

better yeah that DLC album is really

really really really really great um and

people might not know because that

wasn't at the forefront of the NWA movie

but if you get a chance to check out

that DLC album if you had trying to play

him in there but it wasn't much it was

it yeah but I mean they do what they

could and like I had four people five

people they had seven people they did a

great job if you had to see another

biopic that's good conversation who

would you want to see well you got bad

boy no limit Rockefeller week riders we

don't sequel to straight out account it

would be the woman's version with rage

and like nobody would care yeah I see

what you're saying but it would be a

nice tie-in to a great documentary yeah

but say I better play a documentary to

be pretty cool

because I deserve a break in a part of

it when these guys are calling you know

[ __ ] and hoes [ __ ] and hoes and

going to all that [ __ ] with police

brutality these were the women that was

supporting them right throughout that

whole time so I think that's a great

sort of what is it lady raised it was

quite a few women that were connected to

that NWA era there's like that girl

group that came first on ruthless

records before not three five seven

somebody tweeted that there'll be a

g-unit biopic next year Antonio will be

played by Tony

we already saw bad boy through the

biggie movie I don't think the same they

have a dog bad boy coming and and I hope

that's a rumor I know it's true and Dre

son is going to for sure play Dre but

they don't have funding it so it's

really like a pipe dream of their own

but they have the script in it more than

enough money yeah Dre wants to back it

up but not not really yeah I'd like to

see puffy and bad boy but I want to see

that in like 10 years I don't wanna see

it that's too soon I don't wanna see

that now I think it would have to

probably be Rockefeller mm yeah because

why because whoever you pick like one of

the things that made the NWA biopic so

epic was there were so many storylines

to come from it like I was talking to

mark and I was telling him like you

couldn't recreate that because too much

hip-hop history is there by POC [ __ ]

Snoop shook the contracts easy his death

[ __ ] Bone Thugs Dre like after yes

sequel and they did all of that without

getting in the [ __ ] snoop and his

murder trial and like the de sequel

would have to be dev'reaux to me yes

they got into some of that berry yeah

but death row is way too movie you ever

spoke to some people that have ties to

death row they'll quickly let you know

that that movie they could have really

got into some things but yeah I just

think with Rockefeller with beans and

holes beef with him and Dame not

agreeing on certain signings huh with

them breaking up with [ __ ] Kevin Lee

or trying to steal Jay from [ __ ] like

it yes it's a lot that happened in there

I think what's different though with the

NWA thing that would be cool for our

core audience but I think NWA would

Dre's recent success with Apple and

everything I've really brought in a

Middle America feel to it like oh this

is where this guy started plus being a

whole movie with a whole you know plot

line everything it the whole police

brutality well I feel like my mom's

isn't doesn't want to go see beans

on camera yeah she went to go see NWA

there was a point in that moving um

Straight Outta Compton when Ice Cube was

sitting at the computer he said you got

knocked the [ __ ] out was he writing yeah

and the bye Felisha [ __ ] I wonder that

ya know I know it came from fine I'm

saying let me kick that check out by

Felicia I want to know that's really

where he got that from I think that was

it was a great high it wasn't yeah

either way good writing yeah they did a

really good I mean I guess in all of

these uh with all of these movements and

cliques there would be something

interesting like uh nobody will you know

Master P changed music yeah he changed

music and the way deals are done yeah um

nobody will ever get that deal ever

again in life like they had to ban

Alliance to make sure that that wouldn't

happen again so that would be

interesting but I don't know that will

probably be short-lived yeah I mean I

kept thinking I'm like I love Dipset I

wouldn't really want to see that movie

roughy in the Rockefeller yeah that

could be an ax rockefeller movie um I

still think bad boy would be better so

you know master P they have a new

reality show coming out called on the

kids of hip hop growing up hip hop so to

be Angela Simmons with Romeo Romeo

Miller that's a few kids coming out

there was a on a reality show that was

born on it what network is that I don't

know I think they're filming right now I

just keep on seeing little blurbs here

and there but it's it looks interesting

I liked what it's like you know it's

it's Tyga making songs about [ __ ]

this girl

they say she young I should have waited

she a big dog big girl dog over and over

on the one who looks like

but like with everything else I think

that every generation has its pedophile

like we had our Kelly now there's a like

and I guess for us our Kelly was like

okay ah Kelly's pissing on young girls

but we're still listening to our Kelly's

music that's not fun but no one was like

I saw the video there's translating into

sales for him what is this wait a minute

we loved our Kelly at 14 but we're

talking about the young girls that he

was fishing on nvidia teen allegedly

because that was his twin back then the

laws been too long we had enough hits to

be able to marry I'm not saying these

are my own personal views but what I'm

saying is

nobody cares as long as your talent is

there if people like tiger that wouldn't

be giving a [ __ ] the whole likes I guess

seriously does he based nobody is saying

anything to you nobody is saying a word

about game and his young girl I've said

something about nobody's know public

outcry about game in his yard his young

girlfriend is not a [ __ ] Kardashian

or a Jenner or whatever [ __ ] last

name is oh so you think the public

outcry is because she's a general yeah

well it definitely swig attention the

mother Chris is supposed to be like the

Big Mama pimp hands so she should have

her hand and everything that's going on

with her daughter's life so they allowed

this to happen

she lives at home with her father now

mother mother and her mother and they

should have played a role and her not be

sleeping with a 25 year old man at 17

years old so yeah it stands alone why

why would that family do that I stand by

watch my daughter at 17 years old by

their daughters doing some other things

before now we're gonna draw the line at

Kylie well they kinda they kind of like

kind of like covered it up baby heard

that [ __ ] she's grown she was grown when

she had a sex tape Kim so at 17 years

old totally [ __ ] with Tyga who who

was friends who's like best friend um

blac Chyna and came

as best friends at one point Hollywood

best friend 17-year old snatch up her

Kim's best friend's baby daddy while the

kid was still like months oh the whole

[ __ ] is worthy of scandal I don't know

but that B's kind of all go to the same

doctor Bruce included I would assume

only because it's all managed to stay

discreet so they probably want to keep

it within that seems I know Bruce was on

the golf course the other day just as

Bruce Jenner wearing men's clothing and

and using his a wheelie bag that said

Bruce Jenner on it so I think he got

tired of being a bit just that fun where

do you get that from or I read aside

it's it's really I mean I felt like it

you have your golf bag like you're not

gonna know when yes when you're gonna

get a new face so we so we think we

don't know and if you're we're going

golfing you need to wear like casual

clothes

there's women's golfing clothes he was

just playing tennis in a [ __ ] tennis

skirt and a headband ana so why would it

wear women's golf if you feel like home

interviews and you still got a dick I

mean it's good to have options I think

what happens I think what happened was

is that Bruce is really a crossdresser

he got it misconstrued or producer put

in his head that he can get millions of

dollars if he just went all the way with

it and I think um at some point he's

gonna regret saying now you already had

me under dollars who I mean they're

obviously a very greedy opportunistic

family I don't know them so I don't know

I mean from what they show on their

quote-unquote reality show know much

about it I don't follow that thing I

follow them I keep up with the

Kardashians

I guess you're allowed to I don't I

don't know what's going on with with all

that I mean I don't really care it just

seems like he's tired of being a woman

or having to go through the whole

shindig we didn't we didn't guess we

didn't guess Travis Scott numbers

numbers um

I like Travis Scott yes a listening

session likes a lot Mike by mistake I

like him a lot by mistake its production

is phenomenal and I think that's kind of

would any heat the things he's doing

over the production like he's not doing

your typical oh he's talented

it's that's complex beats it's the

simplest they sound it's the music that

you guys are listening to now but it's

different here flow the way so is that

is that Mount cuz I do want to buy it

it's gonna support him because I've

worked so hard and not supporting that

that I'm gonna support it um and the

weekends album comes out uh September

4th is when rodeo comes out oh no I'm

not waiting to the 4th yeah you can't

wait three days to support them no no

first time selling something is our

feral free or whatever it was I like

that project I think I'm over here Rory

right I'm talking listen I'm not the

biggest weekend guy okay I'm over him

but the weekends I was phenomenal

I was anti weekend for his past few

projects this album is phenomenal I love

it been listening to for the past you

have not stopped I think I'm off later

on we're but oh associate him with you

I'd like the whole summer as we like got

put onto all those people yeah we can

Frank Ocean cocaine cocaine to cocaine

call me everything but the weekend down

is really dope anything else

we're useful to come bring this computer

to my house October 7th they just showed

another preview of your show October 9th

overnight is your album October 7th it's

a preview of your shoulder for therapy

was they showed more

I'm going last night yes between the

reunion they played it during the

reunion what clip was this it was a long

extended clip you was going in on the

psychiatrist psychiatrist went off on

you it was really really good suplex Jen

dr. Jen do to you okay you looked at

society he was like what the [ __ ] yeah

yeah you know yeah I did go off on her

quite a bit and she did just come from

the school you can't just tell me

anything

I get that you're [ __ ] a professional

and I'm a typical job out but but you

can't just tell me - once you gotta make

October 7th and then your album comes

out October 9th I'll tell my nine but I

might put you back this is which you

were supposed to be today that what a

good idea to do um just blame but the

album is really really really good um

and whenever you hear you you'll be

inclined to agree probably um finally

[ __ ] clay for me I do want to see it

are we doing email today no all right so

we're not doing email um have you and

Jen made any plans for her to travel um

we've spoken briefly about it I won't

talk about here I saw I saw old bay yeah

yeah when I went to the spot oh I wanted

to spine Oh Bay was there I walked in

didn't say a word to her

yeah and out of that wow that was really

exciting didn't say a word [ __ ] word

not one [ __ ] word um

yes she was doing those things which she

wanted me to see her pretending I'm cool

but she did text me yesterday to say

happy birthday you said I don't know

maybe we're beefing cuz I saw you in a

spy on unit say no we're not beep no did

no beef with me I don't like beef with

axes or more old days I was hoping she

would it came on so no please Omar

easily not cool

so we're not doing emails we're not

doing it might be over for why not

something I don't have anyone

I think we just start having people it

might be over for or we [ __ ] didn't

want to offend our political connects it

doesn't reached out to originally she

was in the midst of our little beat that

we had going on here we had a beef yep

I don't give a [ __ ] about any of that

beef [ __ ] that's y'all yeah because she

was talking to me a lot yeah who Caitlyn

says she's damaged because of what they

like me to do I went on there and I

didn't say anything - all right so we're

good right if we're not doing anything I

did want to talk about

rg3 for a minute but it might be over

for I to three your Giants man now a

patriot oh you know Eagles no I went to

the Giants Jets game on Thursday why if

you're a Patriots fan cuz I love

football

nah see that's some new [ __ ] what

Patriots fan if I get free free tickets

and feel the fan should not go to

[ __ ] Giants games

Red Sox fans shouldn't go to [ __ ]

Yankee games Yankees shouldn't go to

[ __ ] Red Sox I'm like what are you

talking about oh you want to fake

[ __ ] went to a football game and I

love football as a Patriots fan you have

no business at a Giants game unless the

Patriots and Fran Royce I'm sure three

tickets Eagles game stay so you sell

yourself out for yourself so you sell

your fanfare fanfare yeah all right so

we're getting out here Rory's a [ __ ]

sellout

well it's y'all next week well I'm gonna

Houston still Labor Day weekend [ __ ] up

Oh for [ __ ] honey Palooza it's lit no

he's just going to Houston maybe I

should go to Houston no yeah well be an

exit you won't be here next week I'm

fine back from Houston on Tuesday oh no

no come on give that rocky a mighty can

do to chit you ain't doing it [ __ ] that

thank you me

alright guys we are out of here latest

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