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[Laughter]

you not cool to me you're not tough to

me

you're not the measuring stick of which

Street [ __ ] listen to microphone check

one two what is this

welcome to episode 306 of the Joe Budden

podcast I'm your humble gracious

grateful and highly favored host Jill

button

he would have fueled my nearest and

dearest friends mall is here receive

some flower parks aka white daughter's

here

Rory aka sunset is here Erikson is here

STD and Co save on was good and Alice

the great aka screamin is here and rim

is here over there somewhere

now how's everyone doing y'all good good

you forgot my cell I forgot to say a

freshly enlightened Rasheed sunflower

mmm how does it feel to be alone I was

gonna say some stupid okay I think I

think importantly that was a lot the

fans enjoyed that yeah oh that was that

wasn't one I didn't expect it to go that

well would it it you mean right I really

didn't not inspect the feedback to be as

as positive as it was but it really you

know that's what's funny about pawning I

never know what the feedback never is no

or what it will be like sometimes well

stop I think it's gonna be one way and

I'm wrong yeah I've done episodes of

like that was horrible that's trash

they're gonna kill us best episode I've

ever heard I never have you

my bad my bad you really ever think you

felt like that for real yeah I did hell

on dark times don't you trash damn man

that's crazy

um are you guys are good what have you

been up to since the other day when I

saw you guys building a studio that's

per day yeah he's been building his duty

over the last 15 years

well that's no put into a place okay hey

that's important all right it's a lot of

work though like Home Depot building or

uh no okay

but sort of yeah a lot of wiring and

[ __ ] mm-hmm thinking and picking out

things and setting things up and okay

boys boys inspired you to just get it

done yeah yeah that was it Rory seems

really happy to he has his own studio he

probably wanted two rappers that really

should have had one a long time yeah

absolutely

because he hates going outside but yeah

was a good shot oh yeah there's a good

good conversation how's your week been

man well they're cool they brought that

money back just like you told them to

right on time good any good cries this

week Joe any good Christ

oh my god yes yeah yo was it you that

told me to watch the show my hunters

that was me I lost oh great I watched

three episodes last night that's the

first season second see first season

okay yeah episode 5 yeah really that's a

good show

yeah it's really good I watched uh I was

putting off the finale well I didn't

even know it was the finale but I

thought I had two more episodes of a

million little things to catch up I was

looking for ABC okay ABC and and last

night I put it on and I thought it was

it said resume watching so I was like

okay I'll resume watching and it was the

finale but I know that to the end I'm

sitting there just crying

[Laughter]

oh man so the chick got to the end and

I'm like wow and then when I made it

through the whole episode because I'm

watching this on ABC on demand but I

make it through wipe the tears away you

know mental health and all that [ __ ]

touching touches a spot right at the end

of the [ __ ] show that's not you know

the finale they put a whole like Suicide

Prevention commercial like after the end

of this episode that I just cried man

long on so then I cried more to

commercial did they play a logic song

with it no the season finale that was

this season finale and this is the show

that's supposed to make you cry all the

time or is that another it's like a new

this is us that's the one I'm thinking

of this is this that was it that [ __ ]

was crazy cried why I heard they picked

it back up they did I really yeah it's

hard it's like back to crazy it's pretty

good yeah I got to get back on it yeah

this is us was the first crier they

dragged it a little bit in season

whatever that was and then of course no

ideas original a million little things

came it was the same exact premise kinda

just make you cry well yeah it seemed

like they it seemed like the writers of

a million little things said yo let's do

this is us but make them cry more

whoever makes those little Spacey guitar

soundtracks cuz I'm shits be hitting

that [ __ ] really wins it to come in make

you cry

that's how wack I am the crime music

comes on and I get to it I know what we

here to do now I have many different cry

bags

as should any any successful man by the

way yeah I'll have to dig into different

cries at different points in your life

I watched the UH the Lauren London Puma

campaign I thought this was going

please know that that was like really

really touching like the hope when we

campaign is she's doing I'm watching

that you know made me cry no it's not

though it was definitely like a really

touching beautiful thing that out Poland

I did listen man Danny unfollow Lauren

London cuz yeah that she's one of those

she's on that list now I look at y'all

guy might cry a little bit yeah but it

was it was really dope though it's

really dope the way Pullman did it and

you know gave her a platform and that

that bit that they put together was was

really really beautiful yeah you know

they they killed that so you know

prayers delorean and the family and oh

it's luther palma man for doing a really

really good job that's crazy

no he's got the yeah you gotta do a tree

park better eleven and a half but did

you cry you said it was like really

really beautiful i didn't cry but i got

choked up a little bit I got shot in

Krakow

they had this a guitar I'm looking for

some of the things that might have made

you cry no like oh when you ride

recently recently

you got a cry oh yeah one of my homeboys

up passed away yeah okay I meant like

for something a less cry abullah fence

mmm not that I can remember no mm-hmm

yeah no it's crazy

tears of joy no tears of joy you didn't

cry when we got a spotify deal so direct

deposit all right so listen what your

week is over is it yeah yeah man friends

week don't mature we got those friends

but your friends week yes and I don't

even like to count is that because I've

had I known that fab was this mature now

you would have never seen a microphone

in this podcast why he was a good

conversation we had a few jokes in it it

was good

no you know you guys silenced me my new

thing for 2022 I'm not letting job yep

okay I will be silenced in 2020 actually

gonna be louder

look I'm look you can't say look at you

look this is me being quiet look now I

can see we see you right here we see

Lucas Levon trying to get a peep no tell

you I'm gonna try to be quiet I'm tired

of y'all I'm tired of coming in here

2020 I think you're gonna be loud and

more talkative than ever

no I think you're just a possum it's

your job I think it's possible to be

louder and more talkative yeah I don't

think you've reached but I encourage you

yells less complex show where he is now

not to my yelling I'm just saying she's

gonna be louder meaning yelling louder

meaning I think Joe is going to speak

his mind

chinchilla that's pretty loud y'all

lucky I won't have it before to New York

show see I figured that's we live fitful

yeah yeah but some Chile's are lucky

they're just trying to see Christmas

that's all bro we had Christmas Alice du

Parc loca see Rory what's up get

unsilenced join us I'm here what do you

guys want to talk about a nap not at all

no we're silenced oh well we was

listening to a silo podcast or whatever

[ __ ] is weird noises whoever just did

that don't do that again

[Laughter]

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reonardo with Rihanna because scream and

just as Rihanna up here that's why we

start with this yr everything she do

every every we on I just got 25 mil from

mth and not step foot on the train if I

had 25 dude tour firk for the rights

whatever yeah you'll get it back that's

for sure yeah so what are they doing

Louis is this a fire version of Joe's

2500 just a little 25 ml of re real

quick yeah see what she's doing today oh

good to know Amazon is paying top dollar

for our Docs and content I just read a

long article about music creators

getting [ __ ] by Netflix and other

companies they want everybody do work

for hire they're kind of like everybody

oh yeah I mean they're trying to do what

they've been doing yeah but that wasn't

like the typical Network move mad at you

podcasters will work for hire by the way

I'm just here to say no work for

sometimes you have to start the podcast

but tell me more

well I guess work before hire okay I

guess I just met in creative fields in

general it's not a lot of course our

work friar to start it I agree yeah

before you get some leverage and then

you can you know I mean but never look

so some people just like doing a child

that's sick is that all the very long

article said or do you have more for us

pull it up if that's just a basic gist

of it

no I write this about the podcast my

favorite murder

oh my name is Hana DOOL did you say oh

they got it got it got it big move hey

Karen kill Griff

them listen we picked them up never

happen Karen bagger if that's power of

the Jobin paw my favorite murder ten

million dollars with with the stitcher

and I wasn't thing was gonna talk about

it but congratulations yeah it's great

yeah that is super awesome no good

frosty they were number two right yeah

this is exactly what's gonna leave dak

Prescott sick to his [ __ ] stomach

this summer that's a fact okay you go

walking it's on my butt my butt but

Karen yeah all right no we're wicked

wicked we start off Rudy I want to start

with a six 9s heart heartfelt letter

that he wrote to the judge I do

unfortunately

fill me in oh great awesome I have it

right here with this I'm gonna read the

heartfelt letter his girlfriend wrote to

the ward you have some sad guitars SC

it's like a lot of reverb let's see

let's see man all right as some of you

may know six nine sentencing is

scheduled for later this month we all

watched him telling all of us earlier

this year which we assumed we assumed to

mean that he will receive a much lighter

and lesser sentence as part of that

protocol you have to write a letter to

the judge to say hey man sorry for real

so that's what he did and TMZ somehow

somehow got a copy of this letter stops

there the feds and I just want to read a

little bit of it because it starts funny

it's

I find it difficult to find the right

words I thought we were gonna get a

blinky with the stiffy he finds it

difficult

does anybody but he has never found any

I don't think it spell difficult I don't

think he's ever found anything to be

difficult but fine what is uh it is did

you they got a counteract there with

some Eric Clapton absolutely I find it

difficult to find the right words to

express what my life has been like for

the last year it honestly feels like my

world is crashing down there is no

excuse no justification and no apology

good enough in this world to explain my

crimes I wake up every morning asking

myself Takashi

[Laughter]

no Billy morning asking myself

Takashi was it worth it I know that my

life will never be the same but

hopefully this change will be for the

better because beyond all of this and I

do mean all I still consider myself a

role model to millions of people as an

artist celebrity as a human being as a

[ __ ] debt high as [ __ ] to shoot at

hotels and broad daylight and Midtown

hey he was with the wrong crowd Joe as a

[ __ ] that gets into shootouts right in

front of Chelsea dining in Barclays

Center oh yeah as a [ __ ] dead alight

the whole bar yeah we don't care about

that we don't care about that we don't

give her there I had a feeling of relief

when I was a wreck

right did produced tears in heaven idea

I had a feeling of relief when I was

arrested by the government because I

felt stuck like the gang had control of

my life and that I would never be able

to escape their grip I needed to do

something before it was too late more

strings let it breathe I am truly sorry

for the hard that I've caused if given a

second chance by the judge if he so

graciously lets me go after so many

people that I hurt and shot at after the

countless hits after all of the hits on

the charts and the hits on the street in

public places I will not let this court

down and shoot at people some more I

will dedicate a portion a small portion

of my life small motion it's just a

little bit to helping others not make

the same mistakes that I've made hmm

even though that wouldn't happen because

shoddy and them [ __ ] is behind the

jail underneath it thanks to me guess

what shot is people are giving for

Christmas these are my words alright

that's it I'll cut this love work take

it to the bridge no no we going to the

bridge you go to bridge right here by

this tree you got you got a different

soundtrack for her oh man what do you

know I don't want well it's been too

much time with this but this is protocol

that's all this is just tell me his

lawyer Irene is her no no no no no no I

accidentally stumbled upon her Vlad

interview she did not write that she

didn't write this is she uh she dumber

than him which is tough

yeah she told the judge God gives his

toughest battles to the strongest souls

oh we have to we have to stop that line

no God

he was the toughest battles to a stupid

accenture to snitchy his soldier

wait God gives his to the law you know

where she says Rachel Watley that's the

Sun Shepard just listening to sound like

an 80s dude hey I can't find it uh my

name is Rachel Watley

I am the girlfriend of one Daniel

Hernandez all right I want to start this

letter all first of all judge I want to

start by saying this has not been an

easy year but wait not that we expected

it to be your honor because we didn't

and it hasn't sure but God but God gives

his toughest battles to his strongest

soldiers when I met Daniel Hernandez he

was throwing mad money at the bar he was

taking off and I knew I could [ __ ]

hit him for a lick or two no he was

nothing like how the Internet portrayed

him to be he was the total opposite of

how the Internet portrayed the Internet

know how he on the Internet yeah he was

exceptionally respectful yes she got a

different Internet yes now going very

sweet kind hearted and a genuine

generous person GG it's been an amazing

alliteration Gabe gave so much money to

all those people that robbed him when I

saw him I clearly saw a sucker and said

I need in I mean wait yes we knew each

other for a few weeks before his

indictment see it pauses music with

[Laughter]

you know [ __ ] with the stairway can I

have some words - yo head judge from

real - yeah we met is the judge Matt

breaking this down she decided to stick

by sunrise have either done I hope she

sign with you right now oh my god yes we

knew each other a few a few weeks before

his indictment but I decided to stick by

his side not because I felt I needed to

but that he needed someone he could

trust in his corner cuz we knew each

other for a few weeks

right trusted her it's only a few weeks

before all this [ __ ] popped off but he

had a lot of bread so I decided to stick

and stay and I know you would snitch so

it'll be fine

so I know you'd use the phone throughout

the first few months while Daniel was

incarcerated he would always speak on

his family take care of everyone and

then go above and beyond with what was

necessary leading up to the sentencing

day we are extremely optimistic that he

will be able to show the change in him

to anyone that matters to the entire

world I am hoping that you can consider

this letter as a reasonable statement

based on his conduct in the courtroom I

don't think this chick has ever said

conduct or reasonable or statement or

opposite or matter or trade indictment

incarcerated for Daniel Daniel

[Laughter]

I want to thank you Heavenly Father okay

your honor for your time and attention

you said this Instagram post to this man

to this matter it's his job it's his

case this man looking as job that's what

uh what uh what was academics character

letter to the judge

that's a good question did he post his

yet you know a grow one of course yo we

went to dr and skinny-dip together

that's why i knew

I knew he was a good guy cuz he didn't

judge me when I kept my shirt on in the

pool boys do y'all think he walks away

with time served

yeah yes do you like it a little maybe

you'll give a six-month Tom Tom served

[ __ ] is out for New Year's

Oh Christmas no detention center no

maybe a halfway house no you'll be

though you've house he'll be home

you think he's not a youth he's not 23

that's you --they you know he'll be home

he'll be a starless frontières I don't

know if he won't be there no but he'll I

do not think you will be there I well

then he will be home for good and a good

man well you're not doing such a great

job of concealing him are they trying to

I don't think so nice we had this I know

I know you are saying it don't even

matter no like we could try to act like

the whole snitching thing is a big deal

and that it's cops it's not man like

it's a different time now ain't nobody

is people don't care anymore you can

tell on your friends and people still

embrace you [ __ ] been telling throwing

parties and people come today parties

parties all packed it they don't matter

man so it doesn't matter he'll be next

laughing Jesus nice I've been asking

Jesus where Jesus ever since the show

you can't find the music nor my name is

Jeeves you didn't find the track with

the legendary Keith Murray and my debut

album is coming Ask Jeeves in pocket the

whole time they're [ __ ]

make sure you grasp it then they came

back featuring the legendary Keith

Murray on the track and when you grasp

that he ain't even give you a second to

react no let's get you the hook right to

the dough Ask Jeeves

you wanna come to a show as G's

I was in monkeys

nice I see him attacking the algorithms

cuz you know hook first we're in that

time streams well you got to go right to

the hook catch the attention and for the

people to have no idea what up to our

Spotify listenership orgy you can that

with our YouTube viewers shins geez and

s use uh can keep Merc and Mike Geronimo

the Keith Mary Fredro battle was one of

my favorite moments of this decade by

the way I remember that how could you

forget that okay

was cannabis and when he pulled out the

book this decades here was that lesson

no no we should have got G number what

is asking things why would I have any

idea and you know wild sup [ __ ] would

you keep talking like Marie on the track

yeah geez you wasn't even born when

keith murray was led okay but he got him

on the track yeah what do you got but

the other reason i [ __ ] with Jeeves is

because anybody and the three of you

know this cuz you all have ridden

courses before or try to well that was

more of a first guy then get my hook

baguette oh your career yeah and that

was like it was like when samples were

popping on soundclick songs you know

just like the sample right talk a little

[ __ ] over one here Rory's talk [ __ ] over

the beat bag I want to actually know

look you know I'm not gonna talk [ __ ] oh

yeah I am and I'm gonna pretend to be

should ask geez it's my [ __ ] too as you

know

oh wait help me out I sound like Ron

Burgundy what's wrong um over over this

in the front gotta be some pain yeah

Rory suppose were saying what's Rory's

pain out of college I thought that would

stop me look at me now Dean tercio this

fire I'm on a pod

[Laughter]

only this time it was patiently waiting

oh so much going on back home cuz you

know you're not viv back home no yeah of

course haven't been there since the 90s

I've no idea what's going on Long Island

keep your radars up y'all

I already right now come on Ross

no you meet where's your bag yeah I

don't like that about y'all man 2020

y'all gonna come in and start spitting

some meeow meeow Conor McGregor I see it

you're right now give me the pep talk

I need that come on take me up hate me I

thought he gave you a dose target the

economist wasn't a freestyle I was

pegging you know me Oh Mia Conor

McGregor drinking out the bar no got to

do better you know got to do better

alright come on man we have wasn't for

it nothing right no this verse is pretty

important some real boys we oh yeah all

right we have a rap excellence now I

really would have flamed I really would

have had some fun with this topic the

last week of Rory's working here like

when you're mature friend come around

like kind of force you to be mature yeah

kinda a little bit yeah that's go I

didn't want worse to know how much I

still was yeah

and we're back with uh maturity or gifts

uh knows why is this happening

does that beat sound familiar supportive

oh yeah Rory would open this chair who

opens a track worse clip so Rory

so after this I'm going island over we

got a preform yeah now my M is doing

just fine

whoa stop right there man yo yo man

farts gotta start this lyrical breakdown

showing aside because I feel like any

time I do these here like I'm the only

one that gets attacked for this stuff

like I want us to share and getting

attacked no clips I Love You Man I gotta

tackle doing this we all we all got

attacked on YouTube click I [ __ ] with

clips [ __ ] clips time [ __ ] with Nick

Cannon coming her I [ __ ] with him man a

youtube comment sir no he put out a

whole video about our POC oh I [ __ ] with

it man I [ __ ] with uh Khan so for those

reasons alone I [ __ ] with him mm-hmm a

lot of people in his corner so there are

there are a myriad of reasons that were

the word hoe television Mario's a good

lot of a lot of open rooms they got the

pool great breakfast they got the pool

yeah breakfast there are long they are

long

list of reasons why I should avoid this

but it's Saturday no better time than

the present

listen if you are going to this one of

the greatest rappers that is wrapped you

should not open the song just shouting

out five other [ __ ] or for the dudes

that ain't like we here for the kill

shot buddy mmm

we're here for you to get to it not to

here I know what kind of wrong they see

a five talented brothers on one song

that's not what you was taking when the

beat drop no that sounds like a Rory bar

actually yeah cuz Roy would have

crystals in them once or twice and shout

his brothers out last lap absolutely mad

[ __ ] alright get back in the table cuz I

put the crew before me that's why mm

just press play boy you checking out

this game to be on one song snaps out

that that that no no no no no music no

time to roll he'd even really sell it

listen stop complimenting the Opera hear

how you go into a diss track nervous

weight with uncertainties like that's

why I love hearing rappers raps because

it tells you exactly where their brains

is and the train of thought

he started with five talented brothers

to be on one song dead white boy he is

nice and then did the ad-lib he is Oh

where why don't bring it back a little

when as we discuss I want to note that

this is featuring the black squad I

think they're trying to break the black

spot you're right

one song because Jesus Christ is on a

cross Mauro's clips I love it you hear

that can y'all know if you peep that can

we call Lux and asking if I love you I

love you i watch I love you i watch

clips I love you do five minutes of the

greatest barber flips for serious Jones

and it never got old for five minutes

and he just tried to make a age joke on

Eminem yo you old in 70 I don't know

wait hold on wait for the next book when

he corrects himself

[Laughter]

he can fuse 70 with 47 and in the law

did again this is fine more you cop in

the the while now Jordan I can see

Waldo's why we need to talk Clips get

him on the phone I'm the fun one of

these [ __ ] hold on man

y'all talk room get me a cannon on the

phone talk more importantly Omar called

me you should return his call just got

clips in the tub mmm-hmm

but that white boy is nice yeah it all

quiet yeah he knows the time of this no

never know unless you try

that's true I ain't handsome and I got a

podcast all right fine hey Jack

it's not it's not bullying when Eminem

won't respond to hit men hallo I just

want to make that clear

it's I mean at this point it's bullying

it's hit man I [ __ ] with you it's not

it's so much this nasty about this I

don't really I don't have input on it so

I don't be raised rap cats who does

Eminem do crook he's a rap cat the jesse

crew come out and tell the black squad

the crook was that he was Em's friend no

I missed it when they said em didn't

have any friends who ever sat down join

Lucas okay crooks that whole oh yeah man

I wasn't on it why does it always end up

in you situation like what you think

about the caliber MC Eminem is look at

the list of people he's actually gotten

to like a back-and-forth with that's a

couple things Benzino like it may really

battle no real like ja ja Rule when he

was like two albums we care about him no

Royce went at mo fly yeah it's just like

where I the real play would have been

impolite the one that's still going

that's the 50 and job even if Network

where's Mariah

it'll never die it's deeper than Ravis

is some real Street BPM should've did he

should have just want a while enough I

think he will have told us nuts

why not that would be better than this

cuz I'm Eminem and I'm not going on

scene odd I don't go today I don't um

cuz you're doing this doing what he's

not doing anything my Nick Cannon on our

own a record that's really a really dope

record he probably made I record the Fed

y'all record someone right yeah every

section was good it was a good very

Santa crime so if you gonna do that

crime for saying M got a good verse o

use friendly

crook Maul retweeted sent me to do you

think hitman had to say I think that

would have been better than this

personally a lot of things to be better

than this it would be more entertaining

no cuz Eminem is like the funny

we don't immediate on even have to waste

time you Eminem going all but I'm just

saying if he wasn't give it to this type

of [ __ ] he might as what he didn't get

into this type of [ __ ] he didn't ever

say a word back to these gentlemen

he did on Twitter that wasn't him that

was Joe he should've just did Wilin out

yeah walnuts why not I don't see how you

come away with some of the takes you

come away with the same way Rory say you

don't quite understand my brain and then

how it functions I swear I don't

understand more why wouldn't you go on

while I know you said because I'm

imminent what does that mean Wilin out

he's MTV friendly when imminent first on

his career he was exactly what these

dudes are it costs me six figures just

to step outside I don't care about all

that M has six figures to spare I don't

care about where Nick Cannon I'm talking

about I'm sorry I'm talking about

I'm talking about just doing the show

doing something two-way shows that

you're still in touch and into with the

culture if you're gonna get into this

type of [ __ ] at least make it comedy

like this [ __ ] it's just corny at this

but they could definitely find like a

parking garage or restaurant or

something to do it better play for the

sort of the look we have to find

something about this is stupid at this

point but yeah why not you could do

while I was a big show I mean I

understand he's Eminem but it's not like

he's going on the show that's like some

[ __ ] the show's been on air for 15

years then it it's not a [ __ ] show

don't do it you're not going on your X's

X's show clearly they still have two

brothers clearly they still have some

unresolved tension that's good that's

good

no I don't really I don't definitely the

the public airwaves or the broadcast

waves are where they go to where they

should address it or wizard dressing it

on the airwaves he put he put

wife's he putting the cannons Oh baby

mother's name in a verse so he's

addressing it on airwaves did he he

spoke by mariah on the phone the federal

record bring up the verse screams I'm on

his ex huh

it's somebody's ex still he has kids

with that woman I can't talk about that

woman once he has kids with her y'all

have time with me you can only expect

that summarizing respond once they have

a family with this woman like all right

hold up we got ya you surf this is Jill

button from the Jill button podcast how

are you on this beautiful evening

I'm not real quick man do you have a

number on on Charlie clips or hit man

holla

or conceded or any of anyone from the

black squad serve do you have any

feelings it's part of the black squad

the black do you think about joining a

rock would you y'all gonna be down I

want you to shoot me any number from the

black squad that you have that's real

quick well who do you know no it's not

it's a horrible look because y'all can

really rap especially in battles and

you're not doing that with the black

squad and mechanic wait and then you

what's his name sug on tweet today yo

man I'm riding with the black squad a

snook nobody gives a [ __ ] about who you

riding with my [ __ ] so is Michael B

Jordan number yo all right you big dummy

now we're getting somewhere

now we pardon yeah we bought now that's

your cue you were taking us taking us

back in oh I was

you were silence to understand this

let's give it to the verse I didn't hear

the verse

but they were crazy I have it in my

phone like to hear it hear it go

[Laughter]

alright alright he got off after the

Knicks [ __ ] a a join us sit this one

out he got this Joyner turn network

their logic chill we don't need you on

this one alright turns off turns off

turns off terminal all right now that

I've heard this it sounds good

yeah he got off I wanted a better versus

I've heard in a second from him on a

feature mm-hmm

why'd he why'd he do that though as you

see a star when the nick master take

away from out dope the verse was yeah I

think well I think yes in their

reminiscent he said it written lyrics

yeah but it came from a sting that's

true Nick had uh he spoke about the

situation they had and some interviews

recently and I think he said he would

you know put hands on em whatever so

maybe this was an respondin know that

for yes we're still talking about it

okay I guess yeah but even that was like

it's still like I wouldn't do it in a

verse though yeah you would mackanin

M doesn't speak to the public you can't

retain you wouldn't do it in a verse but

earlier you said easygoing the show

right because here's why I wouldn't do

it in averse if I'm him everybody knows

that Nick Cannon can't rap with you

we know that like that's not even stop

right there for a second cuz that I'd

like to just talk about touch on

something briefly pause hmm if if M just

sent unwarranted shots at Nick Cannon

and I'm saying if it were unwarranted

cuz I don't know what would I proceeded

that mmm-hmm as

as the worst rapper what should I do get

Suge Knight like because he's yeah but

that's why I said do it on the show but

I'm just saying this to see Big Ben

getting killed

mm for rapping against someone that he

can't out rap mmm but what should he do

what is the proper protocol what is the

appropriate response when someone who

raps better Just Blaze he opens the

track with eight bars toward Utama

reminiscent hey puns aside your baby

moms hit the high note yeah and my balls

would like but do you want me to fib no

Knicks strategy was fun the execution

was just horrible

so like I get what he did I get we was

trying to do let me get should let me

get a bunch of battle rap I get his

thought process but it came out horrible

yeah yeah all right cool I'm off of this

but this makes a lot more sense now yeah

check out the fan Joe Bob all right so

2020 something in the water line up

April 20th to 26th 6th has been

announced mm-hmm

let's see a lot of names hey rocky baby

Rose yeah I feel so stupid uh yep y'all

hurry baby rolls no Rory has yeah not

enough to form a huge opinion but I've

heard some [ __ ] but listen I had no idea

who baby Rose was at all I've never

heard the name I've never heard a song

I've never heard anything as I was going

to this as I was walking up to the snow

Alegre concert that uh that we went to

up the block I heard a lot of kids come

in the opposite way ranting and raving

about a baby rose okay cool I didn't pay

that any mind I go I go to try to walk

through security I empty all my [ __ ] out

and what's the name out on and the bin

and a static fan comes out Joe

static select you know you gotta hurry

up you gotta hurry up you bout to miss

our baby Rose like they were really

excited she was an opener and I said

I don't give a [ __ ] about our baby Rose

who the [ __ ] happening I'm here to see

snow I don't leave my house for an

opener right Wow that's what this look

at new Joe that's what I said

that's crazy no no Joe didn't leave his

house that good Joe

is the opener some of them I remember oh

yeah but that was bad that was really

that was bad that was a film that we all

for the creators don't be bad and in

every other minute ask the crowd if

they're ready for Joe like that's not do

that because that's every opener every

time they lose in the crowd

yo y'all ready to see the locks yeah but

yes we are that's why we came I wish you

would bring them in yeah

so I said that and then I went upstairs

and who did I see I saw Eve s Eve s one

of y'all know Eve s I think both of

y'all know Eve Espey vests from on I

know from Def Jam but anyway yes she

started speaking highly about this baby

Rose girl and then she brought the girl

out and and I met her still hadn't heard

the music but I promised her I would go

listen and I went to listen and it's

good music okay so now I felt like a

real dick you are to the guy that I toke

I'm not here to see no [ __ ] baby Rose

I won't come outside for openers and she

smoked that [ __ ] well you didn't know so

that's fair yeah I got the baby Rose but

yeah I think that's a Brooklyn girl I'm

not sure where she's from that's neither

but I don't prove she is I think that's

a Brooklyn girl Avon look up and find

out where baby roses from I think it's

from Brooklyn you know new Brooklyn I

got to give it to y'all man they

gentrified and talent just started

coming out of everywhere

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Brooklyn right it was close

that's right there now go Brooklyn

Queens decent up the way shout out the

baby rose alright back to the saw

something in the water by the way I pay

attention to openers when it's artists

that I know really care about their show

sometimes artists have no control of the

openers though snow has controlled it

I'm sure but certain artists now pay

attention to opener cuz I know they

don't know where the show is New York I

usually get something good yeah I had a

free ten minutes this morning like you

know let me just go like all snow pigs

that's a great way that I'm telling

y'all it happened an RV shows are not

the way rap shows are at SOPs when you

have no control like yeah snow is

control who the [ __ ] is open for yeah

but go ahead something in the water

ASAP rocky baby Rose Bay worldwide banks

Beck Brittany Howard buddy Chad Hugo

yeah Chad I like that is

underappreciated talked about it on the

pod last something in the water this

year when Chad got an award at their

high school mmm Chad looks so miserable

to leave the house or the studio he was

getting awarded at his high school where

he started and was sitting at the

50-yard line like you know I prefer to

be doing some funky drums somewhere I

prefer to be playing to clavinet clips

earth gang Foo Fighters have you global

city the first flyer I've seen where

they don't do like the bold that's what

I love they kind of slipped in the big

artists in randomly hey there you go

save on see didn't even notice or good

job pod that is that's still a great way

to get away from that yeah yeah yo this

is an alphabetical order same font size

yes they know all these artists do is

argue over font size absolutely us

included

no we don't know we don't we are one

more boy hmm

are we joking them all on me you who I

was with you on the font-size

thousand was that with you I was ready

to fight on that garage with you I was

in the front line but there was no

argument it's gonna go this way you care

about the font size as you should have

yeah it's cool

you said the flip you know

I dig hear about it yeah wasn't gonna

argue about it you just want to get take

the gig yeah what everyone laughing the

price is the [ __ ] price the demands

that it demands the writers the writer

if it's a yellow M&Ms [ __ ] then they

guess what we looking for it was that a

way Clips bar hey hey we done did enough

shows what's the first thing son said do

when he walk accord with your rights of

searching for the rider requests yes he

should

mole come right Yoda steaming like a

glass for the steamer yeah gilded and

get the steam rad yeah [ __ ] that's

right you don't yes [ __ ] and then argue

about no more our font top rope hey dumb

away from us separating our names no I

don't want to see I just want to see

artists everyone is 11 times new roman'

I'm with me yeah I want to see jbp Chris

Brown post Malone I don't see another

pod on that line I was with you I think

utopia told me I was like I agree hey

I'm doubling down next year when they

call hey actually make the font bigger

yeah

actually we thought about it yeah yeah

you know you know the name of the

festival make that [ __ ] smaller execute

the whole stage actress the Jovan

podcast festival food fighters herb gang

friends with you global citizen gonna

her Jaden Smith jazzy junior a if I

mispronounce anyone's name don't get a

friend and a half of you

so good offended I just don't care for

your music at all no you don't know I'm

unfamiliar with the auction oh this

chick I like a lot I just never gotta

say her name Callie mooches that's what

I think it's pronounced I love this girl

- she's pause KP - great Lonnie or Laney

Landy um a Loranger oogi which I'm sure

she's fired because her name is fire

Leon bridges openly I'm gonna commission

sad guitar guitar on go in this equation

little TECA a little TJ a little man I

love man soo mahalia love man - sounds

Major Lazer Mareeba Metro boomin Meagles

nelly nicknames

yeah I saw Nelly a dream Ville festival

way way toward the bar talk about a

festival site my best all right toward

the bottom is my big day that's a dream

field but they say the names yet yeah

Sabrina's know who's tank and the

bangers tank are great come on I want to

say that from it's not tank no go talk

to the rock world artist I reason some

gang the head no heart

that's fire already that might be the

greatest name ever the head in the heart

Troy's given Rory 20 minutes oh yeah

it's right on my way to Virginia oh and

look the next act turn over as Rory

Tyler the Creator

uh sure Venus while Venus X wale and the

backyard band while they want to be

[ __ ] anderson talk now you know give

the free Nationals of it I'm joking by

the way the backyard band could be grab

candy

yeah you know you gotta say that yeah

yeah you have to say that oh seven Oh

shake all right let's go shake black and

ninety-nine neighbors yeah I've got to

give it to these new kids a lot of y'all

names it's fine really got some cool

names up to 99 neighbors we're starting

to move out of the littles a little hill

in partynextdoor

I knew that the second they stopped with

little and young y'all would get

creative the head in the heart is fire

yeah yeah I'm gonna go listen somebody

[ __ ] oh look at J Balvin is on this very

parks let's go well this is a this is no

this is not now so don't [ __ ] you show

me last year's flower I don't care about

last year screaming Alex the good I

would like to so no no I would like to

we're not going we would like to go to

all six days or is it two weekends

back-to-back or is it literally six days

I guess I think it would be six days

straight well shut up every artist that

is a that is on its lineup it's a real

good lineup I wonder what the clips will

perform that's a good question

they got a lot to pull from fellas no no

this is malice says he's never rapping

that [ __ ] ever again right yeah I don't

know the Jesus so you better move when

taking the bangers come out you would

like tagging the babies their dope their

dope I love tank it's not take [ __ ] up

whatever you think album oh you're

serious though tell me more I played

them on sleeper fix yeah their group I

want to say they're from New Orleans I

think so yeah it's like a I think it was

like a live improv act that turned into

a band or something like that if I

recall correctly

whatever it is they don't listen if we

don't know we don't know yeah like them

yes or no

cool yeah all right all right

right now waiting pardon yeah it's

coming though what else is important

nothing isn't bored nothing at all

chicks about to go on vacation though

season about to hit chick my vacation in

four years three my girls got back but

how do girls plan vacations oh they let

us know six months in advance and put a

countdown on their IG story step by step

they give us the diet they give us the

what bathing suit they're picking it's

right on in their house their house

looks trash look good at the resort I

don't looking at the Sandals Resorts

only look good at the resort like I

respected when they in a crib it ain't

the same the light need to say I mean at

this point I'm tired of that wall move

is the best lighting Joe I know I know

at this point sheiks vacation is just a

Content REO yeah they need more photo

yeah I need I need pictures for six

months then it never goes well when

somebody don't like respect give you a

little bit just a little flavor don't

steal my [ __ ] little memories not the

pictures on Instagram but the little

circle memories mmm where they could tag

them and tell you what's going on hmm I

might go look for the vacay memory

see how she give it up that's a big

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opening up to you I'll do that one then

I go to tag pictures IOC which one you

let's slip by what you were than like

yeah like you ain't see that one to get

off your page no I figure out to remove

I know me go over there to see the

freaky [ __ ] you don't want to give up

on her [ __ ] yeah like somebody else

posted this somebody else hey somebody

saved this one alright we have our

educational video let me just tell y'all

[ __ ] [ __ ] Saturday I'm Beatrice bear

whatever we're talking about off the mic

is great everything and one of those

things I'll give a tug of Euler sauce

small is explaining dude anatomy tell me

about a man's body we're looking at a

clip Joe until you tell me where aron

baynes growing is first of all know

where nobody growing is you never spam

no okay no I'm not actually sure what

the growing don't ask me about a groin

that's like as we buy one chocolate chip

cookie don't have me with you know we

are growing yeah I figured out why

figured out why Aron Baynes is such a

dirty flagrant foul player sees what

play why is that know plenty of plenty

of white boys lot of dirty but uh John

Stockton was dirty to me

who else horny accused they're cute I

wanna say they accused Steve Nash being

dirty a little bit too but anyway off

offer them no aron baynes howtoav aron

baynes

got it he's takes nine six ten somewhere

around here you can't touch the room

he can't touch he just laid it up in the

touch through yes he does the layup

dunks he can't any time he tries to

block a shot

he barely get up off the ground and

we're not doing a deep dive on this here

but that is why he's angry and dunked on

listen [ __ ] veins how about that

dirty about [ __ ] him [ __ ] you up yeah

I've gotten a few beefs with basketball

players and then seen them how'd that go

cool what they gonna do the only one

that ever really was gonna jump me with

a Zach Randolph and girls and Chandler

sounds about right yeah small was with

them too with them jumping you were

jumping over you're fighting over mall

which is funny because I'm super flyable

Wilson channel every day but I don't

think we was the super flyest like why

cuz he was a Knick I think I might've

said some yeah that's Joey I went on

Twitter about a knick game okay I think

they read it and then I walked in the

club and it was like athlete might exist

and I was with mall and mall know the

athletes so he went to the athletes and

then it was just me so I went over there

to thinking it was all good oh we

receive a quick no no I didn't think it

was all bad everything was like that so

I got over it was it was all bad I

quickly knew I quickly knew yeah [ __ ]

star sipping sipping a cup and looking

at you from the top of the cup like

seven feet in the air

what you doing over happened a man and

not in a head towards you with you in

front of them yeah I can hear you don't

play somebody what else then i walked in

i walked in whip one time and constant

and the waitress and the hostess that

might have been on let me not say hey i

love people to uh she came over like you

don't mind if we sit would you would

mind if we sit on Glen Glen Davis next

to you basketball player from the magic

wood you gave his home resume I didn't

want to sign it well no she's the

waitress hostess girls you don't know

who nobody is I'm sure somebody just

said to her yo we have such-and-such

from such-and-such here so she came to

me because it was no tables saying you

mind scooting over this is the easiest

way over for Chris well no this is my

own girl this is my people and that's

where I was in a buying kind of shows

this is my homegirl she's asking me to

do the solid so you do the solid you

don't explain to your own girl that

you've been [ __ ] on Clint Davis for

the past five years right that's true so

Glen Davis came over sat down he ready -

you ready

he did give up nice guy by changing

vibes it was super cool

but he did he did let me know that he

read it we had a great night that night

now Glen Davis gave it up in the club I

could party with Glen Davis okay clear

the other party would like a party we're

super cool look I've had a few

basketball player B's never think about

it why I used to go crazy on Twitter

crazy about sports yogi how much we paid

him to [ __ ] oh we're gonna run it to

these dudes like they all didn't live on

River Road with Jill right I killed John

Wall for however many years early in his

career when he just came out dancing all

the time like doing that the good was

when the Doug you came out done here

yeah he was mr. dougie he was

and I know why did ya old [ __ ] didn't

really understand that the young dudes

expressing themselves your use of H why

does he keep tugging everywhere yeah

yeah oh look at flexing is that Krista

how many pairs of logs y'all no it's not

crazy row number oh no I thought I was

killing with the brown shirt the Browns

joint you never had a payload I did

serious I had the brown one get the

booster uh no no no that was way later

in the lineage no I'm talking about like

the first the brown lugs the doodoo

brown low yeah you know the ones you got

him cuz flex was killing him and he was

like I gotta get me a pair

I'm not a flex wasn't even involved when

I had these brown lugs okay so shut up

just asking

la bands yeah come on cells more

athletes to you

you sure something sure you have no

athletes what did what did Lance

Armstrong do to you well he lied his

game at a decade for me to press Sheryl

Crow Sheryl Crow that was his wife oh I

never knew that yeah the game Lance yeah

think she broke up what she phones he

was a scammer whole clips is available

right now yes call for real

absolutely but call have some more

trouble

absolutely i'ma call on y'all

I'm calling y'all

it's ringing he's unavailable yeah I

always hope that [ __ ] don't answer

when I'm in the middle of my laugh damn

just gonna let us rock damn baby

all right maybe they just started a wild

style you really want me to get this

done you said to call no surf said to

call clip said to call it yeah but you

know surf probably hit him like you okay

yeah oh yeah I'll shoot him at X [ __ ] it

ya'll say something say something

camera one doesn't believe that

dinosaurs existed I kind of feel them if

you think about it though like if you

really stop and think about it I've

never seen a dinosaur that's all I had

at a dinosaur deny her friend and that's

what he said I'm not believing or

disbelieving there's no proof because

they throw these big bones up in museums

and be like yo these are people that

were here before us he said I'm not

necessarily going for that one I'm weak

am i mean so you don't think that deines

was it I wasn't there none of us were

democratic party that's all it is a

primary liberals mm-hmm

can y'all tell the law audience where

Cameron said oh it's the real and Ron

said this I don't know why he said I'm

not going off museum facts we need a

little more proof I'm not sure whatever

proof you could give me still while he

may be a Dino hater

[Laughter]

Cameron did confirm he doesn't think the

world is flat no dinosaurs could be

reached for comment see see cuz you got

it further out reach out to the

dinosaurs are they moving yeah I get it

sometimes podcast

stuff sometimes it doesn't click some

days Oh y'all ever sent a text made

beat-off absolutely alright Rand now he

pulled up a 40 below

yes it's bad news oh I well I wouldn't

encourage anybody to do it I've made

plans often is Superman Joe what you

mean Superman Joe I am aware that I am

able to get into a bag that doesn't

exist my own I text a chick made

beat-off yeah I think I'm flyer than I

normally it's like tapping onto the

third eye I'm more confident I'm bolder

stronger and firmer I'm courageous but

then you realize it's 2:00 p.m. on a

Wednesday yeah no this 2:00 p.m. she's

watching this not texting her this is

during a convo I'm at work it's a while

time for the Facebook then you go back

and look at all the [ __ ] you said when

you was going out time for the face side

and they got hit only fans before a

movie in the car why in the car in the

car your steering wheel is disgusting

all right um knock he was on the only

fancy soap

[Laughter]

yes some more so what you wanted to do

no this is what I was driving you guys

back C to your two-seater make yourself

comfortable

no leg room beating off with your legs

up say with you no one can't lay was

getting them tokens that's always dope

when you bump into the wrong one that's

giving it up y'all come clean man we

ain't got but two weeks left in a decade

tell me how this decade would've been

the same without me come on

I mean you chased those two kids in the

cars alone yes yes and start with the

yes don't expect much from me this next

decade somebody else you happy yo y'all

live now set y'all up for the wind now

anyway uh speak of the Holy Family make

a joke so B but every little name I say

of these little [ __ ] internet nerds

running right through like now I see

where he was going with that what crazy

you put honey dip on what you ain't ours

righ isn't that nice no it's weird

define introvert I'll continue here I

come yo you ain't revert is this part of

your beat off conversation no you stand

on the covers I'm not an introvert yeah

happy miss drover yeah why you would

look afraid why you playing the timid

just open up a little safe space back to

being courageous yeah I'm I'm flyer made

you know me I say things that I would

not normal yeah you talk different then

once you get to ink how you go up man oh

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my god

it sparks that much of a backpacker that

is sex talk has to be with rap - yeah

he's he's been in the nut ah now wish I

could remember that line I just gave him

no the day made beat all my [ __ ] I gave

him one but she did cheer me back when I

was done so what the vibe was done I

think I think there's no way you ever

know you ever have to cancel the horny

plans you made a day before yes I've had

to cancel flights some chemo yo yo

another dead grandma you really going to

bounce around a lot

I'll tell you grandmother

[ __ ] Tom's man saw a Viking no no I'm up

pre-plan book some [ __ ] up in hopes of

being horny in the week of the book ends

I know he was like I'm cool right now

you want on Wednesday I'm gonna be horny

yeah I'm with you I stand with you okay

good yeah I'm really feeling myself when

I give this this humanistic I know I do

that now I wanted to say yes nobody is

disgusted with your soul throw it away

you missed and then you start judging

her like yo you into this guy like I

know I'm trash cuz I have it's been at

least five years I have never figured up

the follow-up to that like what do I say

once they say yeah a bunch of voice note

you can't send the boys do it okay

because I'm feel like my voice is sexier

breathing oh honey takes the voice note

unnotice right that's you ever did two

takes like you ain't like the first take

or the voice note for sure listen back

it was like nah that's not it

she's not gonna believe me if I let me

know the difference any come anytime I

get stumped though you just throw the

little smirk emoji don't you right cup

semi of looking at my life and review a

I don't want to share it

yeah I don't want to tell people about

it it's a lot of delete

I've been over my left hand because I'm

left-handed but like so that leaves me

with what my right in the text

[Laughter]

hit the spacebar to look at the problem

whatever oh that's some funny [ __ ] - oh

[ __ ] apart now yeah you ever did the

FaceTime sex and you nut him she didn't

yet so now you just sitting here

awkwardly

she's still going at it gentlemen we've

her to come first this is over Sharpie

can't read anyway I have been in this

situation that y'all that y'all will

talk about in person and that's never

good and then my stupid Virgo ass has

had the conversation after like yeah you

know it's not really fair because like I

come in a matter of minutes and then you

say yo but take care of you now and then

to my jaw is just down there for like an

hour like you don't really have control

muscles like the slow cover is a tough

one yeah yeah an issue

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I'm finished it's gonna finish somebody

somebody somebody somebody done yeah I

never got locked off me absolutely

absolutely not the about you with your

mouth closer to it let me get my fingers

involved with the dual finger Oh let

this one rest let the index get this

work well now I'm calling you up in the

G League I need a break

[Laughter]

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here go don't judge it stay please

please would be like well you get into

what what you may be doing this weekend

or what you got coming up and then

you're not even trying to stump but

you're going somewhere this weekend you

like London to LA or some mm-hmm and

then they say the real question is why

you ain't asked if I wanted to go with

you no no sucking teeth yet okay

because here comes Joe let's go then

let's let's go then

now can't respond with that what I

should say well if you're in a moment

honesty horniness yes I understand never

no I say it to people I never want to go

with you back up yeah oh yes you know

that's what you gotta put it on them

that's what I don't understand about

women they call us liars and say we're

full of [ __ ] and then we'd be like yeah

we just be saying [ __ ] to y'all and then

get mad when we be saying [ __ ] you know

I'm a liar why are you taking anything I

say seriously you know I'm here to call

woman's Bluffs today everywhere I'm here

to say it hey in 2020 coming up safe

safe space transparent and all and a

name a transparency you women are making

me angry out there or not angry but

tempered cuz get your man back season is

happening before our very eyes

mmm it is holidays it's happening out

there it's a lonely time

you ain't seen am in ain't [ __ ] tweet

nut in a minute it's been a few months

that's a good point

no they are out there actively trying to

get their dude back but they're doing it

covertly hmm and I don't think it's fair

again I'm not talking I mean I'm glad my

baby mama [ __ ]

none without them I don't know but yeah

so don't be fooled is what I'm saying

men it's happening now now is the time

they try they look they love us now you

know yeah it'll pass once I bring hits

yeah once or new year's resolution hits

yeah I think you're not in the

resolution no in fact you are the

resolution I'm just reading all the

toxic things out of my life in 2020 come

March toxic exit accident someone just

knew toxicity that's all most of their

toxic yeah what do we just we just be

talking one day women one day women I

understand that

that we just met all men do it all just

be talking don't mean none of that [ __ ]

unless you wanna do it interested but no

for the most of all men do was talk yeah

that's a fact well a man fact man facts

um all right what what else is happening

all right how much I expose things so

what do you expose let's go then

what did she reply with oh nothing yet

oh you just did this turn the pod so

what I was learned is less that less

golden normally slows him down

it kills the - yeah it's filter it's a

filter yeah cuz then she start like

really thinking like damn cannot make

this trip can i yeah and you can't make

that trip because you're gonna come on

the trip and whoever you [ __ ] you you

can't get low for four days from the

person that you [ __ ] know by granted

I know you don't claim this person and

there's no pictures in your Instagram

but he exists and you can't get away

from him for four days no it's gonna

wonder what's going on and and not face

chicks cannot I was just about that

chicks cannot resist the temptation to

post where they are when it's not their

home yeah so she would be sitting in LA

like with the phone shake and like I

can't Instagram this pool I met an old

boy no you've been [ __ ] you for about

a year we've been following your

Instagram lately all right yeah both for

days mm-hmm

FaceTime me yes something's going on and

that's the other thing now him yeah

FaceTime calls at the end of the night

does this context those the the regular

call at the end of the night like now

the energy is just different you could

tell something as some some something

else has her attention now if you don't

do the the late-night calls like a well

at the end of the night call it's like a

it's like a just a Thundercat sign that

you're cheating yeah the energy is

different the attention span is not the

same well how do you guys set the

precedent not the chick that you're

gonna end up trying to really date but

the chick you're gonna [ __ ] for a little

while setting the precedent of

havior early in the relationship oh just

real anger we know that you mover in and

have no interest in being only person

that move or end up shaping the

narrative it's not true what are you

betting all face time and in the first

three weeks just so she don't get used

to that yes he's not a FaceTime guy

I love face nah I'm not that that's a V

just come here and love me I get it all

out

yeah I get it all out week one week one

yeah we want and that is a busy week for

you yeah yeah they got to move yeah yeah

yeah but then it fades like it's a

natural if a natural if a naturally a

must the fade is brutal excellent oh

just like you're a totally different

person right now like I don't even know

this who are you you didn't know me to

begin with talking about I'm not six

nine

I'm cumference I'm so sick in month one

I can spot the character trait that you

have that I'm gonna argue about to we no

longer speak in one for well your people

in the exit strategy early would you

which is good you always have to find it

you've got to find an exit strategy

within the first 48 hours

oh this isn't good to man couldn't get

her man I'm gonna I'm gonna bring this

up before yes this is gonna happen

bizarrely two bizarrely I would love to

know most exit strategies don't enter

some sick-ass on shoutouts a bezoar I'm

surprised he didn't jump in this beef

yet

it's coming listen if logic say

something don't doubt it

don't dad it he might clap back hmm

please don't clap it doesn't I give it

about three more years that I'm a talk

hip hop I'm not doing no I'm not doing

this no more

I doubt it no I'm not but he gets on

something mature do y'all hear us see

Rorion parts no parts kind of aged up on

like 37 36 yeah y'all hear us whirring

Sivan in the bigger they they got some

time but y'all hear us yeah cam don't

believe you're some Roma Church finally

some peeps I'm of age news Lionel Richie

explains why he is convinced Stevie

Wonder has been able to see after all

these years didn't see the dinosaurs

though ah Lionel Richie stays way solo

and he says uh that was Oh see look he

joked joked it says joked in a new

interview that he's convinced his

longtime friend Stevie Wonder

whatever he says I'm going to tell you

something I've been spending my whole

life with him thinking he can see I know

he can see well joking that I know

listen the story I tell that's the

funniest I went to his house want to

hear new song he says want to hear new

song I got in the car come on go with me

according to Richard reading election

wonder 69 walked out to his car with him

and said you sit on the passenger side

I'll sit on the driver's side they did

just that but then something unexpected

happened he cranks the car up he puts

the tape in right and then he does this

turns around and starts driving back

down the driveway oh [ __ ] the all night

long singer recounting and ice-cream

Stevie what are you doing and he said ah

got you didn't I

first of all he could see because he

went right to the driver's side turned

around to back the car up Stevie to see

man yo Stevie he know to do all of that

like to look over the shoulder and so

around you can see if it comes out that

Stevie Wonder can see he beats Lance

Armstrong everyone he's everybody in the

world he's the greatest camera ever know

I think somebody else gonna come out and

be able to see soon to say with some

confidence

I just know entertainers entertainers

never let one entertainer one-up him on

some [ __ ] - no Stevie come out and say I

seen fine and Stevie Ray Charles is

coming out - ray come out he's the

biggest [ __ ] Lionel look good for 70

minutes

Lyoness 78 yes yeah Lionel Richie is 75

years old maybe 65 Oh

all night long my sleeper now [ __ ] that

seven years I had no idea - he was 70

years old he looks amazing yeah shoutout

to Lionel ya know I gotta do it gotta

give him a little bit in there Christ so

can't walk on the ceiling anymore foot

he's doing ok

wonder if you ever ever found that girl

[Laughter]

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anything fun half then this weekend no

I'm not here this weekend Palooza I'm

not in la voile work Palooza happened no

well if you're listening to this now you

can still make it

oh wait no no this comes out I forgot

what they were recording the time man I

bet soda the range can't remember what

day it is it's in him back down as soon

as that Tim de is up is over no dude's

name was Friday Rory

how was it great some more man come on

it's us it's us tonight

I a I'm reading my party on a name

a young partying tonight up I got my

baby's birthday party tomorrow lexis

turning two and then there's Monday

nothing happening there and then right

back to work

yeah I have no big plans you know

nothing at all that anybody needs to see

you on a Monday it does not feel like

Christmas I don't care what any of y'all

say I'm not buying that Nan gift so yeah

it does not feel like I ain't puttin a

tree up I don't smell no pine from parks

little fake tree back here to rim put up

it's real let me get the tree with the

pine you should get the pine tree what

sorry--but two weeks miss wait wait wait

no wait am I the only person in five

that extra hilarious the parks has had

this tree up for two weeks and you only

smell pine not a once in here that's a

real treat yeah like if you don't get

the tree that smell like a tree what the

[ __ ] is the point having a real tree van

don't smell like pine doughnuts hey bro

just light a pine candle at least he had

he's being festive that's it

so no Christmas for either of you oh

well no he got a big base like it's

about a three-foot jury that was policy

would have had some prom cds hanging I

know that was room idea cuz - a week ago

went before y'all got here she was

barking on him cuz he ain't rim it in

the middle of mixing the new voices you

know what I'm gonna be single I'm gonna

stay this way for a second all right I'm

getting out here that's what I'm doing

you don't feel like pod di man I'm I

don't feel like we with you it just

doesn't but I said the same thing about

things given out for some

holidays you know if they don't know

Christmas playlist see it Thanksgiving

didn't feel like Thanksgiving you know

what it is I think that we're just over

to Rockefeller Center

no that's who I scheme mm-hmm we just

old and I think that people are quote

unquote woke now and a lot of these

traditions and holidays that we read it

to an end just like say something I

think you're right about that more yeah

thank you right there I think that's

executives with more we have more if

we're more aware and we don't really

vibe yeah we know I put it the same not

at all I'm which at least that's what it

feels like

I'm with job but in my very small world

specific a lot of my family still

subscribes to it it's the only time to

get family together so I just use it as

all right this will be that day I feel

you well you should I [ __ ] with the tree

in the house to think so it's kind of a

weird vibe I listen any day that family

wants to get together it's great with me

yeah like Christmas Thanksgiving and you

pick holiday pick any day great all I'm

saying is the symbolism behind it it's

not that squeaky-clean yeah but we

didn't know coming up I had no idea

I'm just knew something was funny when

not seen dad under the tree shoving some

[ __ ] there Oh way over way what is 50

don't after Oprah's I don't want to talk

about no I'm telling you and three here

reason Oh 50 was doing it for good

reason yeah you saying I don't

understand why Oprah is going after

black men well no Harvey Weinstein it's

not Oprah is it came out that she's

producing a documentary with Russell

sent one of Russell Simmons accusers

Oprah Spa who's in another document

along so this is 50s response to that

news okay got it

I don't understand why Oprah is going

after black men no Harvey Weinstein no

Epstein just Michael Jackson and Russell

Simmons this [ __ ] is sad Gail hit R

Kelly with the deathblow documentary

everything that wasn't Gail's

documentary runs every time I hear

Michael jacks

I don't know whether to dance oh I think

about the little boys but never change

never change no change change those

documentaries are publicly convicting

their their targets

it makes them guilty until proven

innocent why is over doing this though I

mean listen man yeah I won't obey and

talk about how I feel oh I love Oprah

but she she owes us an apology for this

Michael Jackson thing she has to talk

about it that's all I'm saying this is

love Oprah love what she's done she's

you know she gives back she's very

charitable she does a lot of amazing

things but there's some things that

she's done that she know she should

speak on in and maybe recant some things

that she said that's all yeah because

she was off you know what no no no yeah

no no no all right listen man how it's

holidays I'm gonna [ __ ] out here I'm

gonna Christmas shop after you just the

strip club yeah yeah yeah good great no

no I know what I'm fine I already

checked all the lineup for today what is

that it's not the same without this yeah

no it's not try to get her to go to LA

yeah I got this little trip coming up

[Laughter]

your Roizen man he used to be a nasty

boy yeah oh yeah I got this little trip

approaching that's you Oh Rory I was

never you name it [ __ ] that you've had

to feel fly to get off at some point

never felt fly so no I never tried this

you know one day we got to do the part

oh no you know what never mind

oh I wouldn't know where you're going I

was confusing when meemaw and Emani said

that we had to invite some girls over

and each one of us pretend to be

somebody else for the day

whose we was pretending to be somehow I

thought that that well we could do that

in the pod somehow come in here pretend

to each other that would never work well

does pretty good you I don't want him do

that's pretty funny though Oh more yummy

let's leave halfway you only show half

of the bezel one two Rolly oh you want

to blind the watch is there see if I get

the streets from low Sun oh we got our

second grass too rowdy rich you had

another one out and it's a good a great

and and it's a good album that we did

not really discuss yeah we had guest

this week so we can really you know but

shops already rich here zero today dying

for something that analyze amazing rowdy

rich project but black just black squad

deep dive just thought about the king's

alright what did I start this [ __ ] with

there we go bong bong bong a lot eat uh

Roy

Laurie please it's not bullying at this

point it's not incredible I didn't think

they hit man got off a little bit I

thought thought he did it just depends

on your target like you got off but you

shouldn't talk to him like that come off

no get a raven just smacking people yeah

they bone they're leading the league in

like their top five in every category

offensive I don't care about top five

I'm top three that's true number one and

one yeah we didn't even we didn't go but

a DJ booth put out a little list are the

best dis records did you make love to

20 this decade of course I did

salute which one wasn't making a

murderer

yeah I thought wake was better much

better

yeah much much much better but they

don't know [ __ ]

I mean Vigo murder was like that was the

jump off so it was an op-ed reading that

list it wasn't too many great districts

to saw just a decade it wasn't that

crazy of a beef decade pause and not

many people can rap now would be tracks

and I would diss track yeah I mean the

Drake and meek thing was cool they gave

all I can push they gave a story added

on number one yeah back-to-back number

two I would flip that I will flip that

hmm story I don't know and did not do

what back to back did no not even no

winner nowhere near ah yeah but they

were getting on number two for me push

that to up here

Exodus to well exit much much much much

much much higher this was one or two I

would have been angry yeah I would have

been mad well that's just a good record

like [ __ ] to him talking to them yeah

that was just a fine better record yeah

and he was talking to them every left of

them yes alright man we are getting out

of here I'm going to party tonight pause

if we turning up partying tomorrow

Lexus second turning up will be there oh

[ __ ] I have to get Lexie gift just

realize that oh [ __ ] birthday parties

would be to be too well yeah what does

like someone know the box of whatever he

comes in yeah find some oh [ __ ] I know I

know I said yeah that still gets it done

we got about another year of that

working yeah some other interests um

listen man until the next time life is a

series of moments

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come on Chris

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what an arrogant hook no it's it's hard

but you're pretty toxic so you would

like it's true you just owe 50 don't

change that's a fact that was toxic our

life is a series of moments and moments

passed so let's make this one last let's

make the song let's bring it back

our life is a series of moments and

moments passed so let's make this one

last as if it's all we have keep us in

your prayers lord knows we need to be

there until the next time remember that

girl is not cute she's young she is not

thick she's on her tippy toes she

doesn't have hips she is sitting on a

sink or a bed or altering her photos

with one of those stupid [ __ ] apps

that all the girls used to alter their

photos she doesn't have a sense of humor

she grew up with brothers she's not

healing she's hoeing she doesn't have

woman's intuition she went through your

phone she's not bisexual she just wants

to know the type of girls you like and

last and certainly not least she is not

protecting her peace she's avoiding

accountability failing to realize how

her actions have a negative effect on

not only her life but other lives as

well Sam Donna's not going on vacation

she's going to LA with Jo by the way

don't get don't get me in trouble you

know that talking about her shadow it's

a sin I love sin

all y'all let me do like moss I do all

my peoples right mom right you just got

a bunch of people's out there that's it

no bites Pacific that you want I like no

one else no my friends his flow is just

vehicular no you did but you just

brought it back up there go come on

unite overages

[Laughter]

good work I'd like the word that's not

the paint no your goods I'd see what it

did

homicide when I'm picking up dust get it

Oh car crash they go one yeah and you

did the only way failure makes sense

okay cool it all together yeah come

together

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skinny [ __ ] off oh wait no no no listen

I told you so check this out Wednesday

move on 36 OS yeah break the booty down

like 36 those I'm so relate more yeah so

break it out Wednesday Wednesday May

right back like we never let everybody

enjoy their weekend there's they kept