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a normal Widow I've been getting some really good I'm some a really good sleep

I've had sleep at least seven hours straight I noticed that the bags that are usually under your eyes like I'm

starting have dreams again 3:30 right ah microphone check one two

what is this welcome to episode 332 of the Joe Budden podcast I'm your humble

gracious grateful highly favored egotistical and narcissistic humble servant of the Lord and the people Joe

Budden here with a few of my nearest and dearest employees what [ __ ] you got that

[ __ ] up look for me I'm only here to trigger these guys he able to feel my nearest and dearest friends Wallace here

parks is here Rory is here Erikson is here save on is here Alex - God is here and we have a live studio

audience come on clap

and you guys supposed to laugh when we say really corny jokes [ __ ] huh no y'all

can get out yeah Roni y'all get the [ __ ] outta here gentlemen how are you guys

doing are you practicing social distancing are you washing your hands more than usual are you Lysol in your

bed down yeah what what precautions are you guys taking to stay safe just not

going outside yeah killing it by not going out the door I'm

telling you I really I really have not changed my pattern much at all I've been

social justice in four years I'm telling you what is unsocial distancing when you

in the mix when you out all the time when you're wrong but your are you to distance yourself at the mix would be unsocial distancing ya

oh the night unsocial distance a lot I include you and all the NBA teams

reporting of who is who has the the virus why cuz I assumed you to have been

around all of these years you daft a Laker in the last month maybe Joe you might have signed a 10-day without don't

know I don't know have you have you gone through any of the testing locations no so you don't know mmm just [ __ ] just

gonna put it I mean how come I move like I have it already oh I think that's the best thing people to do it is not supposed to go get tested unless you

have symptoms that emerges in a room full of RO knees yeah just act like you

haven't and you don't want to spread it to nobody so okay it's simple see you guys killer [ __ ] look at the

Jamie palm in the world what I'll cover your mouth and don't sneeze what I'll cover you know have you have you had

company over the house no just you been you chillin mm-hm parks how's your

experience been oh it's good let me mean remembers sitting working from home napping a lot cooking watching TV

I've been catching up on sleep - I'll be honest with you I get a lot of good sleep nothing else to do great sleep

I do like I like that part of this yeah it's cool watching a lot of documentaries oh yeah you got someone

all about the Benjamins list for us no well just documenting when watching a documentary on Basquiat I think the fat

file Freddie I never saw the executive

produce magna carta tell y'all how I feel I am sick of more in the word boss got away what's on the nails

let's now oh yeah hammy wall have you seen the Basquiat movie which one with

uh the old joint first one yeah yeah okay have you seen booty thing - there's

no come on good like me Rory how's your

experience been it's cool it's cool not not much of you guys can't just come in here with the same [ __ ] we always do

we're in crisis and people are [ __ ] up out here yeah that's cool I ain't doing too much different well I mean I was

gonna finish my sentence Anika sorry Jo is clearly panicking I've never been

paying it okay me neither there you go so can I take anything gone

wrong I'm never well that's debate that a lot a lot I ain't paying you now you hit a

game one of my go-to feelings again neither well isn't panicking a cousin of anxiety

and you subscribe to all the new anxiety waves mm that's not true no I don't

that's how you're selling records now I created some of them anxiety waves on on my way panic is a totally different

monster I don't I don't think I'm so familiar with that one yeah panic is a little different I think it comes from anxiety panic you know there's another

level up from anxiety it's the next level up I'm not as scary my hands work the germs

news tell your why don't really be feeling panic I don't even use me in these I'll just punch my counter give

her their own ease this is what I do punching walls you punched walls Irish man of course I have check with mall

before you dig into the we all have bag or restroom punch walls why would I punch a wall I

need the wall you think I'm ever in green enough to punch a wall I'll punch

the [ __ ] in his face before nothing don't even ever stay while you're

punching walls anger you just punch somebody well if someone is not readily

available to punch sometimes you have to strike the wattage up punch a wall anger what wouldn't my knees to do she did

oh yeah it's usually she yeah she did she is always somewhere close when a Wallis punched in there ya know girls

trying to make you angry to have to punch the wall yeah mm-hmm push a button nope on save on how you doing man you

are you alive and well our live studio audience y'all look great back there all

right where do y'all want to start man should have shut down and [ __ ] happen since last time we was he ain't too much to [ __ ] talk about yeah a lot of music

came out well every time a Spanish project come out all right parks we'll

start with the Balvin review then all right J Balvin put out a little 10 song project it's nice don't be coy J like

answering his question if we're gonna talk about I'm here to triple down mietek triple down on it it's gotten

worse the newness is left it's growing off you at the end of our beds and we

can't go out like this music you're supposed to hear like outside it or something like that it's like I've got the lights that change

I can't wait to you guys who come out of your comfort zone for a album review on this podcast like it's a narrative that

you spew out that is not true but I'll let you get along Sam Rory all of us in the world

the luxury of saying that I heard it once man chill likes nothing much for me to say that's what I'm yeah I was at you

okay we [ __ ] ate sorry about last one

let me see how I feel when June comes around yeah no yeah no TM oh well you

know I got to your mom could you love him yeah uh weekend weekend weekend

let's start with weekend [ __ ] everyone listen I was I was a little underwhelmed

off first listen yeah I cannot tell a lie it sounds expensive and it sounds good because it's expensive and good but

I was underwhelmed we have you heard apart I did listen to you you liked it um it felt like a lot of the same music

over and over again but it's first listen first listen I enjoyed it but I

wasn't like super in love with it yeah but only listen to it sober eyes by myself in the daytime that's a daytime

music oh don't you start with this [ __ ] cuz this is not a some type of

dance you have to listen to the weekend on some type of substance oh good how

would laughing it I've been alone listening I'm alone why are you alone during a pandemic and you're married

because people go to sleep before midnight and I stayed up smoking there

no I'll tell you parks hain't been alone in ten years before this say you've been

alone if you married now the house is

fine except for when I get up to do anything during the quarantine engine where are you going that's an apartment you know some people

have to use the bathroom every now right where you going did you take the weekend to the patio

though I do music I did not coz it was raining oh you don't

that's when it's time to hit the patio laptop yeah yeah and hit your car tom is

summer rain dance time due to the weekend uh I heard it

which thing weld thanks penny more I

expected a little more but we all said it cuz I only heard three songs when y'all say that like what is it y'all was

expecting on which I want more better vocal performance better content better or is it the same content it fell like

to say right at him song sounded like the same exact song yeah okay and the song wasn't good enough for you to

repeat it nine times yeah no twelve times I like snowflakes a lot I like escape from LA a lot I

thought the intro was cool I thought the following track was cool and the other track that I bought a few weeks ago I

needed that has to stop one on my phone somehow like when I buy a track from the

album's that are supposed to be released when the album comes out and I buy that too it's separated from the track that

is really [ __ ] stupid I'll go back and delete a lot of [ __ ] well that's why you have to preorder and then that

reordering because when you pre-order at midnight you just are subject to whatever your phone feels like doing i

preorder and the phone the album don't just go to my phone at midnight when it's available mmm then it's like wait in line you're

number 79 I'm like fam no I just buy this [ __ ] at 12:01 I to go right to my iTunes stores the DMV now yeah

that's happened to me oh no that is really happen to me sorry I don't pay for that thing called streaming I don't

stream it's bootlegging sort of yeah all right mr. moral won't you support it I'm

sorry okay I'm a bye sir just dream if I absolutely have to but otherwise my

minor projects that I really love I do still do that but I I'm a bootlegger then cuz I stream the weekend listen I

love eighties music it was a lot of eighties a lot of 80s going on on there

oh I love and listen this is gonna sound contradictory but I do love when the

track starts without drums for two minutes and then the drum comes in for three minutes

I like that mmm okay it just didn't happen the right way on here okay

and I couldn't tell what back he was trying to gather they're shooting at me and I'm spotting you never panicking who

my building things they build maroney's

yeah this song this was hi this was high level mid it was like the really really

really good man's admit it was real good yeah it was real well done mid look good smell good

didn't get you I read yeah no I got a little high but it went away quick okay it went away quick this is my medium

rare hate i'ma let I let the hate sit on Stowe for a little bit but I mean yeah if I leave the project liking five songs

cuz I do like five songs right then Thanks it's a trash but that's not what

I was giving myself up for here yeah maybe that's my bad and that's also why I try not to gear myself up about album

releases because who knows what direction they're going in who knows what sound they giving us who know it

like who knows who knows I don't know so my take still has a fighting chance of the party having a party you can do it wait a minute man

I'm here to tell partynextdoor you can do it I don't think you will go back but

he can do it he can beat this mall I told you this is a very beatable project

sure from now we're talking on the art side right I don't think he has a shot in hell of beating the numbers that this

is gonna do but who cares but on the art side party and Rihanna can do this for

real because now sing no now you got to feel like you got a one-up I'm not I'm not joking you got to feel like I he

came out first it didn't shatter the earth and as the underdog you're not

expecting me to outsell the weekend and I've got Rihanna and Drake in the Tuck we set out a few weeks ago as an

underdog though the two good people to have in the Tuck for Sri on injury yeah a Rihanna record could come through and

shake the buildings right now yeah if it's done right any time those two have ever worked together all its ever done

is come through shake the buildings Maria I mean I'm not Maria what's the Maria flip the count

don't know the Khalid Maria the Carlos Santana one and other one it up their party did that I love Nana wildly

swallows no this is the couch it uh the shrinking ray yeah we go work he did

work to [ __ ] I will tell my sex with me didn't party do sex with me I don't know

you know I think party did sex with me pause that's a good guys [ __ ] y'all

I think party can do it man I'm not a room for him I'm not so confident that

he will do it but he can because I feel like if you sitting here with the banana clip full mmm then you got some room to

play with here toss this out bomb take that hey shoot this over there bomb [ __ ] your release date like he just been kind

of real quiet yeah I'm surprised he isn't dropping those big singles yet who

party yeah well I guess the trick yeah I think we think it is that counts yeah that counts okay

I don't think it record to record I'm walking my take back on that one I still

don't I don't walk it I walked it back I don't walked I went back to it too because a bunch of people I go you're

wrong and I heard it out and I still was like knit cool I'm cool I should nor out

well we shall see do you haven't been allowed to go out shut up three months more than three

months like well now looks like we can just sequence this by producer I think that's why a lot of [ __ ] sounds the same

in pockets now that I look at this tracklist three then Metro boomin did

three in a row then Martin to three in a row that's more like but two Rorie's point if I'm high out of my mind if I have a

hangover and if the woman that I love just left me for some rich dude mmm this album

might hit me different yeah right cuz it's a lot of that from my one or two listens and you'll

really hang out with white women this would hit with some white chicks you know mine cuz I'm call myself trying to

date an Italian at two Italians I've dated in my life and I'm gonna talk about so I'll give you guys these

stories two Italians I've dated in my life one was 28 and told me she was a virgin

was like my [ __ ] sorry like how long do

we keep this short charades like what do you think I'm 21 where

that's still attractive because it's not teaching you me yeah bored guys actually

way more attractive I think I'm over my whole face further just over whole phase

over the virgins hell yeah who wants people I'm taking everything what virgin wall I'm taking the whole phase and I maybe got over it

maybe mid whole phase there's no reason I should be talking our version that close to 40 years old is childish okay

I'm just asking no no no no but you answer now offer how you feel no I don't think I would have your ticket anybody's

virginity anymore that's more Bmore come on he would just let him walk by said we

on the stage Edgewater and the other

Italian she came over when I had just gotten my own place in Secaucus it was

really nice Def Jam was paying for driving my [ __ ] budget through the roof of course unbeknownst to me yeah

arm she came over this apartments Griff gym for free no Joe gym paid for that

[ __ ] $4,500 I thought I was doing it that's a lot of what was that oh that's

when I was be three four that's a lot of [ __ ] money yeah when I was before no more cook

[Laughter]

oh the ballplayer he was cooking back this best players out of New York

yeah he was he was Kagome or cook with different we did I had no business sharing uh women with him okay like so

you had to get low in Secaucus but that's the same way I feel now buddies athlete uh y'all share with me but

anyway the other Italian came over and the other Italian came over my Nicole

gets group and she said hey want some Special K and that's it what was that

sounds special and then when she told me it's like I call her five she sold it to

you you we shouldn't be together you [ __ ] horses same [ __ ] that that was the pitch you [ __ ] with I said

special game she said what's dad she said well you ever heard of horse tranquilizers shouldn't come in my body

these two I feel like these do parks and worry can't laugh at me because I feel like they have [ __ ] somebody on Special K before probably I did a little

special cable time the homies were doing a lot Special K I did like a little tiny baby piece it wasn't for me that's one

thing I'm glad I'm glad I was never like experimental with drugs like yeah I'm glad he missed out there's a good time

yeah that's probably another problem of yours too i keep contributing it to having skipped

certain life experiences like having a girlfriend but if you skip okay yeah I mean I get drugs that is a large part of

why you think like that clear clear level-headed okay yeah I'll

take that you need a clear level less of an objective point of view to others

that are going things yeah I don't think I have an objective point of view I know this is

funny because they're not less objective yeah I have a less objective point of view you would be great on crack

well will telling you we'll never find love

[Applause] no hell no I don't see em oh no um

but maybe like a trip down mall like he did too much acid blow too much mushrooms in the in the Demi without the side effects crack doesn't every danger

album all he started just driving to Delaware for no reason [ __ ] cookies

that you crib that New Year's I was bugging that night oh you ended that night in the bathroom right and I was in the bathroom in the

bed for two days I woke up it was January 2nd one day we're gonna have a podcast had a New Year's party I went to

sleep three o'clock January first I woke up midnight January 2nd I did the middle

that was slow down that's void of some accountability Jimmy what you mean that's void of some accountability it's

nothing else talking about more I'll tell the truth tell the truth my idea of a New Year's party was a

friendly gathering where we celebrate the New Year and bring it in responsibly in the right way mm-hm right sounds

about right what was you and Isis version of a New Year's party turned someone arrested the

guy fell and the me too was listening so it was it was so we cookies there it was

some awesome edible cooking and girls and I mean I don't I passed out he was

he was passed out a long in the bathroom and a bet alone no yeah use the bath when I went in slept in them used the

bathroom yeah a lot of y'all just all over to play out of y'all use the bathroom that night Madison about what are you talking

I feel like you talk about a whole different thing I'm talking about I know what y'all did that summer we tomorrow I

think you saw what a whole different thing doesn't matter what I'm saying happen if you so much the wrong New Year's I'm

someone new years ago a river oh oh there's more yeah you took my new years in total I'm someone who uses a river that's the one

I was talking about yeah no no address that no a Gris you gotta come back yeah

it was just from bathroom the bathroom with it like she was just check and make

sure everybody was good yeah we had a Corinth remote bathrooms that's a noble woman yeah very noble just got a check

on everyone yeah all right what were we talking about I know it was the weekend yeah

moldos only right it's only where you go to drugs after the weekend and do drugs back in the day edibles used to be dangerous though you never knew what

you're getting in like a dress now oh Knox not like that [ __ ] out a little bit usually use a little packaging in 2009

2010 do you didn't want those edibles you didn't know you'd either getting not high or so high that you regret your

entire life yeah that night I kept like picturing myself going and jumping off this [ __ ] Jill's balcony I was like you

know what let me just lay down and then you lay down for two days I've been two days been there you would have survived

that jump yeah that's the bad part and it was snowy surviving the jump now he's

got a broken leg Molly Jo back then when I was trying to be romantic I did a lot

of nut-head [ __ ] back then like I slept outside a few times I caught you in a

tent there just oh no on the roof on a blank ones looking at the moon looking

at the moon in the Sun now with the moon in the Sun be kind of fire when you're tripping up that's what I'm saying look

right there I'm gonna need that star after you every time we come out we're

gonna find that star but money she money she gets it done if you do it right by the way I'm just I kind of get it done

if you don't do it right mmm just a temp then that matters yeah by going to sleeping on the roof with a

blanket she don't care to her back hurt from laying on [ __ ] and if she just

got done like foul like every chick ever it's even easier yeah she never did that

like just touch your knee like oh my god no one's really touched me be a little upset when she wakes up a little mosquito bites and sunburns oh yeah

mosquito bites never help let me just appreciate you showing them something different this'll dope no it'd be the same thing

from the same in the beginning she just forgot about it I guarantee you no no dude has ever slept on the roof with

that young lady before that so you know famous rappers get guaranteed no didn't

happen I wasn't saying as far as the roof thing I was just saying muddy [ __ ] Angelica that's a whole nother that OD

extras the more music came out you guys don't have to live on what else came out

you [ __ ] guessed it you guessed who came out [ __ ] know in the spring first

day of spring division did snow yeah with snow snow is out snow into

summer got a star what I'm sorry captain yeah I was wiling yeah didn't mean that

this is new division high division I'll

be waiting for them to say hi back um no division is the one who told me we

forgot the 112 a delivers my [ __ ] yeah an ad-lib game new division divisions

album is coming out in April earnest have we just totally overlooked him while we were thinking about party

in the weekend them to them I believe huh want some of things two of them what a double [ __ ] do them got to keep him

no definitely not he produces a lot of good records and like half a drinks recent be hold them down

look out take it too far look only cause division we listed a division shout out

to both of them but yeah we just totally not gotten into what this album is supposed to sound like I like where

they're going by the way I don't know if anybody is has noticed all of these samples the muse joint was the that was

the dead prized one right yeah yep um with a future record is a sample they

put out they're not the tracklist another record that's a sample 16 records total and then it's a pre-order available they do mmm

how many the solos that have been released her on it cuz there were those Grace's as Laura sees to Rio for the fourth yeah I feel like they do a lot of

SoundCloud Lucy's and [ __ ] yeah yeah that was heavy on that SoundCloud [ __ ]

I won't get away the whole song mail

love just gonna taste even though it's out I want to give know so I'm gonna get

right the snow right quick such a groupie for real

anyway oh love and y'all see snow trying and getting a sexy bang there wait a minute yeah she's be way

hey wait a minute then the internet started to snow sexy photos two [ __ ]

married here so they all want to really get into it they don't really want to tell the truth no she's beautiful I

thought they were very tasteful Joe listen listen man I don't you notice

that don't they what Rory very tasteful that's such a safe way to say that's how you get out of it what

does that mean for real tell the truth taste someone what it takes for me like knock your head off was yours it firmed

up yeah I know I leave my wife for you right now you're in a very polite way yes I would not get it off your

shoulders tasteful yeah that's art that's not she's not just showing her body just to show it look at snow

electrophotography that's for imagery Miss Allegra if you nest and she put the address behind her so Malka pull up snow

looks good 34 music drive playing snow

[Laughter]

snow appreciation okay it's always snow appreciation day hey it's completely

ignored the new verse on the reason she played the old single huh completely ignored the new verse that

she put down one new verse the Pharrell mix no on division you just didn't even

play it oh no weird hello oh my god yeah

speaking of that Joe I told you I just

learned how to screen record mm-hmm have y'all said y'all screen recorded I have before yeah definitely have you watched

it back I have yes yeah yeah I did not know that was my comfies crap yourself

out how the crop button you could crop videos now wait how do you do that you

hit the crop button now I'm about to start just moving my face how are you

recording yourself like cuz I'm married um I'm just honestly how you keeping it the camera to wits on your face while

you bustin a nightlight well he's dedicated how's your angling

to blow the phones go see y'all y'all is

self-centered and self-absorbed and inconsiderate sometimes the point is sometimes you talkin to somebody who

gets off off of watching you get off okay so you deny them that right to my

face the cameras gone was it much I'm about to land its loans away yeah my jaws just

thrown the phone you've seen this enough yeah is is that how you prepare them or

prepare yeah prepare them for when you're about to blow usually just just

just say it yeah and then I'll scream out Lucy just a name Lucy all right

she we've said nothing about division I tried to lead you all into weirdest division stand in our party and weekend

thing and somehow we got to they don't green recording they're always like real army this is like tradition yeah I don't

think it's the same lame yeah this is and how they put music out is different than the way we can and party do yeah

they're a little more low-key yeah great music though how more soaking it can you be the party completely even know what

they look like for yeah division might be locating hard look like now it might be

more look but Dave now they in the art work they always put out dope music though I guess oh you know we take no

sound like we might click the I do more apps right and in too deep no the middle

one to the left sometimes I should be wondering if artists really just want to be creeps

and be like yeah I got this idea for my single artwork I'm just get you butt ass naked we don't paint stick figures

putting naked chicks on covers since the [ __ ] beginning of time that means that they were successful at at first I

created this back I just couldn't get him to come through and sit there they

didn't make any album covers either by the way the way you you had single artwork ever in your life yeah there was

never any women on any artwork always blood in lyrics horizon over the Hudson

River all right I've had enough you guys cigarette smoke I'm ready to your parks and Rory fight about 401ks like they

were doing before you got here more yeah I was fighting over for once we were before is a white boy fight yeah I love

a good white boy fight I don't have a 401k sir alright you guys the jokes income phases

are cool but the world is in a state of disorder panic depression stress we

would be remiss not to at least report on the horrible things happening out there in the universe la has announced

the 24-hour shutdown which all that ap bracken like it's a big deal the club's

close at 2:00 a.m. out there it's really the same [ __ ] [ __ ] y'all about to do at least they have been yards and [ __ ]

out there worrying about a hooded man with a gun coming through you yeah

that's good point I saw that happen again I don't know who whose IG that was that Berg reposted someone else caught

him on the ring camera on scared Moy I would think that now would be the

scariest time to practice home invasions and when it's home we're all supposed to be home right but home invasion anyways

is a desperate thing because you never really know like if somebody's willing to break into a home like they're

desperate because you never know what's behind that door allegedly I was

desperate when I used to practice these things you would have to be desperate to break into somebody's house I was never looking to allegedly harm anyone no you

weren't looking to but you don't know if you have to but entering someone's home you know someone may get hurt yeah

exactly you wore them well if you don't know it's higher to correct not been yeah true but getting illegible to tie

someone up is also take some confrontation no I have a weapon you're getting in the chair they could - it's

their home that's what I mean you just

going in I don't and I don't condone this or urge anyone out here no please

be clear it's one of them don't go in homes that don't belong to you um even now around the way I heard of it

was you know that the famous move the crackheads trying to go through on lock cars the petty crime is bike oh can you

never leave crime is bike period like when the world shuts down with like the legal [ __ ] crime normally thrives yeah

detention is some Wells sort of petty she gets overlooked Bank of America announced that we are officially in a

recession and I read it and said same

thing I keep saying during these times groupthink will get you killed yeah that is what I kind of mean by a

group think when you have to wait for someone else to tell you what to think it could be very harmful potentially

Bank of America if we stop telling people to go to work I would imagine

that at some point we would be in a recession and probably even much worse

than a recession again I don't think the news is reporting the dire state that we

will be in at the end of this you know kind of already some of the experts are

predicting this to be a 18 to 24 month thing that sounds a lot more reasonable than hey in July it'll get

hot and kill all of this right you never really believe that one killing that plant no yeah no not at all

some said in April was gonna get warm during this uh during this quarantine and chill I work is both the snow on

Monday by the way no I said April get warm and it'll be out here Trump is a idiot but I'm gonna miss idiot press

conferences I will if he'll if he leaves I am gonna miss like stupid press conferences he's an idiot like him

telling homeboy did you shut the [ __ ] up or he's horrible reporter yeah what do you ask what scared Americans should

think right now right like you said I think you're a terrible the leader of I

think you're a terrible reporter um I was really a just a scary though like a

lot of Trump's shenanigans were not funny but a little amusing before it now

it's like all right fair yeah this is knew some--this is not funny yeah you can't just tell us bin Laden's going and

we're okay now right what what meanwhile Isis is taking better precautions with

their people than we are no I just had a baby it's only funny to us I'm here I

was really interested in hearing Rorion parks fight over 401 KS because they're white one too because

they both have had they both are closer to having jobs than me and mall hmm and

I just like hearing white boys clash about American issues Atlantic doesn't take out 401 K for your check I have

never been paid from a record label even when I was never received a check I know

parks and I were talking about 401ks and people abruptly dumping out their 401k at this time it's not abrupt by the way

I don't think it's a brunch definitely not about anything to do with your 401 K within two weeks is abrupt but this

shouldn't been a to a two-week thing some of us have been sitting down for longer than two weeks now most of us

have been sitting now for two weeks the majority of Americans so if I can't make money for two months and I decided to dump my 401k

I'm wrong and that for if your 401k is just rapidly diminishing because everything is crashing because that's

what we're looking at she's just looking at it on my regular bank account like June any but I add up no time soon I'm

not about a good in addition to this I'm not an expert but tell us but don't do

that okay I'll play you're dumping it includes penalties in taxes and it's

already at a minuscule part of what it was so just dumping it I don't know if that's the smartest I think it's

extremely short-sighted Rory what should Americans do sit there as down so that money does it drop your

yeah it's to put taking it out immediately I just think is a very short side of thing too late to do it now

it has oh you have to be planning for some type of something coming out of

this four people would fall in one case and [ __ ] like you can't I can't do more there's not a plan let me to stop you

it's not a plane has to be a plane coming is what I'm saying maybe not right now but they have to have some

type of plan coming yes so far they're playing the tiptoe Rose $1,000 they're gonna give you a stack yeah each of you

tell me what is what an extra stack will do for your life a stack a month is a $26,000 a year where you gonna stack

them off oh it's OG Twitter yeah yeah wasn't around I was around for that but that's

one of the great greater tweets of all so they're not giving you a stack a month they're not they said I'm giving

you a stack yeah and I want to know who I can argue with for more of that trillion like I think I deserve more

than a stack but whatever yeah I won't be so that's Republican Joe getting in there that your overhead is more than

the average Americans so you deserve more than a stack just I'm sure a lot of people I think we all deserve more than that I agree to be honest I don't know

how they decided on that number right they killed Andrew for saying let me give everybody a stack and then stole

your [ __ ] right and it sent them to the breakfast club I have enjoyed symptom is CNN in

Breakfast Club and stole all this policy ideas that's kind of what happens sometimes horrible primaries I have

loved all of Republican Facebook saying that they want their stack or two thousand dollars and they've been

killing Bernie and socialism for about right three years now right anybody notice how many more extra

troops they make to the fridge during quarantine and chill open it and look at the same thing like these samples

different compost you can put together yeah I could put that all in a wrap yeah like I'm just getting fat I'm just

eating I'm just eating [ __ ] I don't even see hydrants that's what happens what

else is there to do I mean we can still go outside no you can't you can't you can go to anything

almost Cuomo just announced that if you are if you are not an essential worker

then you are advised to stay your black ass or white ass home essential worker

may know me not go to whether you work at a grocery store do you work at a pharmacy health care thanks thanks

[ __ ] bang Banga Central Bank from

home and they send that stack you gotta go get that money I wait for it they send the cash which is what you're gonna

do it's just that I'll probably get the most of white files go buy some supreme

discount now free shipping yeah might as well use Esther they're gonna ship that [ __ ] to like August so so they're gonna

tax the stack too you gonna end up with like 500 on the stack is just our stack anyway exactly that you're gonna get

from work that's a good I thought the stack was reparations parts getting it yeah it's not reparations it didn't hit

me until the other day just that you know I came in here two weeks ago and I said fan we must be in a really

fucked-up state if they close the schools because they never seem to suppose the schools mm-hmm and another

day I'm sitting and watching the news no no Jamba take it back further when they when they kicked everybody out there you

talking that's when I knew they should have done that know that's when I knew of a series I was

like okay this is a real thing when I've got the news on and they're telling me that the stores are serving alcohol to

go like you know how New York feels about alcohol I've gotten enough damn

near fist fighting bartenders over alcohol to go arrested yeah yeah

arrested now I'm not joking I'm very serious yeah say so for you to be able to just order some Jameson to go yes and then go

home mm-hmm like thinking to stay where it yeah think of the amount of businesses that will not be able to

survive a two-month one to two mom shut down honestly I don't know all right no fighting there's better over with now

yeah they couldn't sustain two weeks without some type of think I feel bad for any like new business especially

restaurants and bars like they say the first year is the hardest year to get through and then for this to hit you in that first year yeah but that's what I

was reading something about that they were encouraging people to use the like mom-and-pop stores as opposed to the

targets in the CVS like those companies will be fine nothing us in the mom-and-pop stores which in New York is

bodegas for the most part or small you know foreign markets more well stocked

because everyone's just going to the baby stores everything else I went to the supermarket uh right up the street for me it's normally very low and

completely empty I went in there and it was mayhem but the but the workers did tell me that the

supermarket's were expecting double and triple orders this week and I was

shocked that they were still able to do that but thank God yeah and I was like yeah man the supermarkets have to be

making close to a million dollars a week others like everybody that's good when I listen I'm just freestyling I don't know

right but like some of the companies that are like I check Spotify stock

music plummeting no no people are stone people people are streaming ya know for

a lot of computers is the most ideal thing ever Netflix is popping champagne like Ron brows

right now mmm Spotify I would imagine the same thing

I'm talking out of my ass don't think that I heard that from someone um but all the streamers I would imagine it

doing well the grocery store if you are a [ __ ] multi-millionaire this is a great time to make money like

and that's the problem in the world yeah for real that is the problem in the world you're right that the society has

to be a [ __ ] show for you to be doing all right with some how well with some

income right well that's why a lot of people are saying this thing you know all the theories are coming up and

people who have a knowledge ideas about exactly what's happening because they feel like it's a bigger play some money plays somewhere for somebody what they

counted what four or five senators that dumped a whole bunch of stock after that meeting in January right so that's the

[ __ ] up once I was writing that it no that's that's not even like a question but it's the definition of insider trading I can't go buy some Spotify

stock why the insider trading only reserved for white day I mean she's with

snoop now I mean it's the Martha Stewart

do a golf yeah so it can to an adult Camden sent their home this [ __ ] look lit just playing tennis yeah just social

distance for two years that's all Rory don't say that again I do feel bad for all the people to work at grocery stores and [ __ ] that's gonna be kind of a scary

gig right now yeah yeah I mean that scary gig when I went dude was taking

this sweet old [ __ ] time the line was all the way back to the meat yeah we

couldn't even rush him me that's like now I understand man you here right we here they can't social they should be in

some type of time and a half though I would hope well sure yes I'm and a half that'll make up for your health concerns were yeah yeah money talks that'll do it

um new york new york has shut down all of the barber shops nail salons and

tattoo shops what does it mean to you you guessed it [ __ ] ain't coming

around no more man now they just doing here at the hey yeah didn't know how she

don't want to see you in her nails in her hair and her brows in her last you say and her face ain't beat spots that's

a close call she can do here out of her house and any barber that cuts he can back up his

clippers and come to your crib chicks has given you the pics from two years ago trying to get it off

now we seen that okay 75 pounds since then mom and not come don't use now to

get the old picks off on Joe you remember when Sandy hit chicks was still looking I it was house calls I was in

house having orgies when sandy exactly yes and II was a lot scarier than this

from the [ __ ] the hell no no sandy was scary yeah I won't so scarier no power

what you do I have no power yeah fan that's scary but we don't know where this [ __ ] leads that's the scary

part well you know we don't have it we don't have whatever oh nice it I don't have another information we have

military trucks hitting the streets the conspiracy theorists are assuming why

that is I'll just guess and say they're dropping off kits and materials that may

be needed to lower hospitals right Easy's um they're not dropping easy was

a callback to never mind don't know what you were calling back yeah he's ahead of the curve what else what is genius

what is innovating what else is happening that's that's scary here all

of it oh that's what I was about to say listen huh we don't know [ __ ] you know

they're saying that this is only reserved for the old people I don't find that not to be true there's a lot that says do it man I

don't think you see govern it government is smart enough to tell us [ __ ] have you seen the stats that like 56 percent of

the people are between 18 and 50 at least in the states that are being hospitalized with the disease you can

see it 59% of them are male so hey guys you see that and listen some of the stories that I've read from people that

have tested positive and some of the aches that they're going through some dealing with their symptoms it doesn't

sound good all of you hey it's just the flu people this sounded much worse than the flu

yeah this sounded like something I'm not trying to catch or no well it's it's if

you have pre-existing condition you know respiratory problems then this is very bad for you and a lot of people

that we're seeing a sick or you know that's why we're telling you Joe like cigarette smokers like this is this is

tough for people like that well I'm gonna die I mean we're all gonna die some point I don't want to you don't want to push to uh push the wheel

forward yeah I don't I want to go out with our own ease yeah no I thought about that too by the way because I'm

I'm morbid in my head but I don't want to die when mad people are dying yeah

like I want to focus on me just kind of makes you part of this I want to focus on me I'm master I've never thought of

that before and so yeah like me I mean

but the thing is a bunch of people die every day it's just now it's being reported how many are dying from this

from was specifically well cuz people are still dying of all the other [ __ ] to exactly clear exactly I wanted to sound

engineers for MBC who tested positive has been has been you know reporters

passed away well rest in peace like we're getting reminders each day that

this [ __ ] is a lot more real than the President of the United States led on for weeks and weeks at a time yeah but

it may have been said he knew this is a pandemic before it was called a pandemic yeah but I mean it may have been [ __ ]

I think into the country no I mean that that could be one of the reasons why I

mean it he could have also prepared some things absolutely but all his dialogue

sounds like he's covering his own ass in what's going on not trying to keep us away from coming in from China we think

we have it very well under control we pretty much shut it down coming in from China you know in April supposedly

it dies were the hotter weather when it gets warm historically that has been able to kill

the virus people hear more fifteen days is gonna be known to phase

to zero it's going to disappear one day it's like a miracle it will disappear and you'll be fine

they could have vaccines I think relatively soon not only the vaccines but the therapies therapies is sort of another word for

everything still in my bags numbers in the United States the numbers are lower than just about anybody so we'll be

working out and a lot of good things are gonna happen and we are responding with great speed and professionalism it's

gonna go away yeah no I don't take responsibility at all gonna all be great we're gonna be so good this came up it we came up so

suddenly this is a pandemic I felt it was a pandemic long before all the pandemic all you had to do is look at

other countries the virus this is their

new hoax we're 15 people in this massive country and because of the fact that we

went early we went early this news crews yeah yeah I do hope they shift some of the

manufacturing companies that are left in America at least to make supplies for

ventilators and yeah I saw that in news this morning that they were yeah good if you can make if you can make clothing in

jerseys you can make a mask right you can make cars no one needs a car right now yeah you make a ventilator go make

some protective gear Elon Musk is making spaceships you can chill for a little bit I don't know he might need that spaceship to show you use those

underground tunnels through LA right now Ilan what do you guys think of the trend

of the interactive artists performances

while this whole pandemic is going on like artists providing up performances

via live to their audiences what do you guys think of that great and let me also take the time to echo Russia's

sentiments and say that this whole pandemic [ __ ] is exactly why we should

own music hmm yeah that's why because

that is a privilege of the ultra-wealthy to be able to not leave your house and

make a dollar ya know box when we should be able to do that to the fact that we can't go on

tour or we can't leave the house or we can't do [ __ ] or there's a national lockdown that just

shouldn't stop artists from being able to make money I think it's sad I do I do

think that's one of the things that will come out of this is I think this is gonna spark a lot of the creatives to figure out ways how to make money

remotely you know not to depend on having to go into big corporations and

work yeah I think a lot of entrepreneurs are gonna come out of this I just like to look at the positive you know I'm

saying hopefully this gives people time to sit back and and think about other things that they want to do with their lives to create some type of avenue for

income listen we make our only fans jokes but that model itself mmm should

be used outside of newts right there like this would be a perfect time for artists to have something of that

structure you can use it for things it just has that stigma now like right alright John Legend's about to give us

his only fans John Legend did an interactive concert yeah I like to

really been enjoying Dean ices live streams of just playing music and a lot of the DJ's are doing that's that's

actually really dope I do like that a lot of deals great yeah no it's a great idea LeBron played cards on live he's

playing go fish yeah [ __ ] can't even make up a reason

to go out and cheat right now you know your girl was already looking at your cheat reasons as skeptical now don't

know you can't get it off you hold on to the stores you know tonight is bowling night with the guys yeah no I got somebody I saw somebody

bowling last week with gloves on I was like at that point just stay home me and sayvon went bowling last week this is there to knit gloves on loser no

iris has pansies I had a great time

Philip pansy you have a wrist guard and a bowling ball with your name on it loss following shoes loss yeah literally a

roller bag don't even know where it is anymore Joe used to love welling up with that little ball and roller bag used by

loser to man look at you me excuse me pardon me coming through I want

all your friends did you look at your man's wit with me look at your man's with my friends we laugh at a bunch of

people oh don't look at your man's and and it be me I mean if you're well you're rolling you come on suppose I

would have put a roll bag yeah we're gonna laugh like when you showed up to Dewayne Wade's kids bowling party with

that's the only sentence I need alright what else is important with this pinhole

pandemic thing let's see your non-essential workers are we non-essential workers yes we're not

essential to anything no this is not up

to them can be arrested right now yeah just be clear the Cuomo shut army does

Cuomo shutting down New York alter us in any way here oh they were kind of

unclear about that like are they gonna have people patrolling the streets you can't walk outside can you drive

somewhere they were very unclear like if out how they're shutting this if I walk out my door and get in a car and drive

to New York am I am I in trouble somehow can I go to jail it depends yeah I mean

at some point I think they're all gonna start like you know issuing tickets and stuff like that I thought it ticket

ticket is gonna stop this part because my thing is what are you take it stop Rogen all of us have warrants anyways

they can't stop you from going outside because you could be going to the grocery store you could be going to the hospital you could be so we pardon me

yeah I think a lot of that was but if any of y'all start feeling sick yeah we not bought I think a lot of that was to

camp odd from the hospital nah no it's over you want to all just get it in

quarantine no I'm trying not to get it another fucked-up thing about this whole quarantine national lockdown state of

confusion we're in all of the mom chicks that you used to kick it with really get

along with so so [ __ ] nah man [ __ ]

they gotta tend to their kids know they homeschooling right now they [ __ ] being parents yeah they got that little song there

shows on Instagram like we wake up at 8:00 snack time at 9:00 we clean the

house till 10:00 then we do art and music we don't care no I don't care how you which a breakdown of your quarantine

day is like we don't care if you drop them kids back off for Grandma kids

could even talk I just found out a few girls I had kids never even knew that they posted them now they have to know

they pose a pose make you learning the color meanwhile she's 11 12 [ __ ] who's

just learning about red yeah y'all gonna

go to jail one day and beliefs know what else is happening what else is happening

your situation ship isn't calling back anymore nah cuz she's they think they

have a valid reason to get missing nah [ __ ] we were still kicking it she got another now we was talking you know we

was talking I was telling my friends we talk it's over for that are you guys getting any any salacious texts off that maybe you wouldn't you

guys get much light with the cabin cabin fever maybe some nudes you've never gotten Oh Liyana [ __ ] hit me I throw

the phone to a whole another room yeah no it's over now I don't need I no longer have to conjure up a reason to

tell you that I don't want to kick it yeah all right so one place there's no there's no reason you can you home now

everybody's home so you busy I can't say that I didn't say that you home I was like I don't want to kick it with you

yeah you can get that off now it's honest new songs oh you've been talking

about this is tough on just running around hanging with Jermaine O'Neal now you won't come to my house and eat salad I got my [ __ ] water no [ __ ] you go

back Indiana yeah [Laughter]

there were Jermaine O'Neal still is I'm the only guy that comes in here and exposes the athletes that the girls are

talking to come on Oh

I'm not no absolutely no don't where's your girl talks to I don't know I don't know you have an idea no how do you

think them Celtic socks got in her house make a Kim look [ __ ] did you talk about Tatum those Tatum socks she was a Larry

Bird fan she's only nineteen twenty Twenty twenty years ago she was a

librarian I know that you talk to like ignoring this [ __ ] and just going

outside and hanging around people and yeah you're starting to realize how dirty they really were I'm seeing people have like parties that big crib and

gathers I'm loyalty I don't think you understand what social distancing means that don't mean is that when he found

out who she really was no I've been new but this is like uh I don't know if he supposed to be doing that yeah passing

the hookah to each other not as a single man when was the last time you you found out who she really was uh I usually could tell earlier this is

a real good time questions excellent

questions you gonna find but what some of them are smart some of them will trick you you can't trick they'll be really there's no way to trick me it'll be

really well read if I actually what do you do for living surest way to lose me did you intelligent well you know things

[Laughter] you got some smart [ __ ] you you're a dub

can't use the studio line on you um for me for me it's about it's not about what

they share it's not about what they divulge all from me um the active the

active girl like the girl that's a bit too active like you calling her and

trying to really set up the chill but she's got a whole liked inner areas [ __ ] to get done with you like 90 things like

she has too much energy first way to lose me first way to lose me now the

girl didn't know you were the I didn't know you were this high octane chick the girl has figured out she wants to become

an Instagram model that's a tough one no I'm a coach you through that he's

raised for real for real now you share now no I just want to talk about Joe

now you sure no no I've always in the past judging long ago in the past years ago

many moons uh these social pipelines that she she's engaged I know and I've

never known that okay like we will go out together mmm you start like I'll dab

someone say what up and then you running up in like hugging them yeah ooh and I never knew you knew this many people

that I know yeah I get a loan comfortable let me add on to that yeah I don't ever worry the type of hug

that's administered yeah a lot of familiarity and tell me a lot yeah each

other I'm just like no dialogue after the hug I don't know he used to be my beat that I didn't know you knew this

[ __ ] then you hug them for 10 minutes Oh nah like you let go and hug them

again you know we not don't know I suppose we go over and you're all hug begin yeah now we not do you wipe this hand down your side a little bit knowing

the hug that's less dangerous than the guys don't hug cuz I used to [ __ ] how

would you know that look at each other that's the dangerous and then he come up

to you though you know Jennifer right yeah not anymore she hug all the doozers

at the party except for one and all the dudes know that do that's to do shoes let's stop right now let's stop right now we're

doing we surface pardon right now I'm surface pardon right now I gave y'all little Omar kook earlier why not this be

the time that each of you divulge a name that you were in battle with that you

had no idea you weren't bad would give it to me looking give it to me you not I'm saying give it to me but there's nobody that

people would know it's not local Nick here give it to me cuz he might have been that local [ __ ] tell me telling him for me I was not

paying him for me did he get all the fruits in the hood and bring him to the store did he get money every Monday Wednesday and Friday no it was just

local like local [ __ ] I didn't know she used to talk to him but it wasn't like the same building no damn building never

nope not never that close nobody at closed same same same neighborhood same neighborhood but you didn't know until

then crew huh the decepticons nah never the same crew you know if it's in the crew you know she talked some I in the

crew the cruel talk yeah I'll kick it with each other but it's like it might be a dude that you know him passing yo what's

up hi you and it's like oh she used to [ __ ] Langley okay all right we got parks has already divulged this with Jeff Goldblum we've never heard Rory's take

on this 2011 somebody were battling with that maybe had her cuz this this better

battle situation just last your chicks with this just speaks to amber and her

tastes cuz it's just all over the place amber I was at whatever listen he might been a

Rick Ross listening at sin city mall I think he was probably there thought he was the only one with an amber it was like a MMG listening or something oh my

god I'm not pray for you and she was she was there we was talking she knows we wrong she had like you know that like

the UPS not upstairs but like the two steps up in Sin City mmm share my bro so I'm I'm sitting

there kickin it we're got some of my friends with me I'm I'm introducing her oh man like go is amber like whatever

would amaze like I know this is general

admission okay we sit right on the floor mmm-hmm up top it's all of MMG me Drake is up there's

Dahle all of a sudden you see the Sally Sally was there he'll this was like one

thing a gunplay was there was this yeah of course she turn around look up at

that section starts walking a little faster than people walking a strip club mm see her enter the arms of Waka Flocka

mid like hard in the paint arrow Wonka's not the flame not the flame meanwhile

we're at like those circular tables with my friends who they all watched amber who I just introduced to them like in

confidence flung over the flock ER and flock is like six five she just she drowned in his arms

you let your girl drown in another man's office it walk is our walk is a life vest and I was like damn

then why like his music walking then

Walker came over and Deb hugged you smothered you

Wacka drowned that was a rough one minute and then I started looking at her like oh your taste is kind of weird so I

was hating on me oh yeah you were the weird ones I was like when you and Waka she don't add up in this equation and

it's me it's you yep okay yeah but boy won't you

walk up of charming uh-huh you go no he can be charming charlie is really

different if five foot six than it is six foot five yeah that's fine there's

no shame in realizing that you are the board beat yes or or I'm the little one

yeah that's a myth going pride think

we're the broke bill yeah no no we'd have real fun conversation

with Wade salmon on a yacht ramen in a

conversation no different no when Chris Paul has three away games in a row then

you're beaten ain't too bad you've never been in my house parties on Bergen Avenue I'm not willing to lose you know

so treat me back you know I've run into that situation a lot of judging women on

me being my Broca stand bumpiest and the other type of dudes they was dealing with I had to come up with some theory

on with my low self-esteem like why are you [ __ ] me because it's a safe thing it's true she feel like you

ain't gonna [ __ ] on her mmm she feel like you ain't gonna do it dirty no when I was when I was broke bummy and

insecure that was the time I was [ __ ] on you so you're not still broke balmy and no all right still hurts still insecure

that's a broken but it's not so broken pony well let's address that how come when our money gets up and our style of

dress gets up we're still insecure well you can't buy tastes but you can just afford some of that listen you could pay

for school but you can't buy class mm-hmm you talking now come on like was

gonna do it we got a replay down what day like we're gonna do it honestly no our feet are killing her show us up

thank you baby daddies baby daddies keep

it of being with y'all man it's our time to shine

I know no one in this room has kids so y'all don't relate to finding a reason

to beef with your baby moms about nothing really okay but there's a bag

for that okay there's a bag of venting your frustrations to your child's father

of childs mom and just getting it off mmm you said there's more to what said

it's the baby daddies time to shine is it you better [ __ ] 100% why you say that you call up let it ring a few times hmm

yo you're not at home mmm you know home taking care of the kid during this

crisis win mm-hmm like now is when you want to I mean hit the street and as when you out in the town visiting yeah

yeah why why I mean you can't have our child's best interest

I mean you think now is the best time for this anytime anytime a baby dad could text and be like you think now is

the best time for this [Applause]

I'm glue this in Lupe go girl everything

is closed as a baby daddy we often wanted it who are you going doing

someone else yes my children don't quarantine you now but they got small

immune systems so you guys stay away from kids alone I don't think that's how

it works I don't think y'all know how sick Rory kid is gonna be like did y'all ever think about that no right enough

thanks [ __ ] up alright come on back to

quarantine rules quarantine rules some of y'all are looking to quarantine and chill and we are here to let you know

about when you get to know someone and the dangers that are involved we did

kind of step on with it yeah I thought it was it was a good topic we added on the docket and y'all

just brushed over it but uh listen [ __ ] come over to quarantine and chillin some jeans sit on your bed oh no what do you

think what do you think no fresh from the new Hoover you gotta take those yeah

yeah yeah I got a little t-shirt for pair boxes baby they normally want the

long to you know give it a belly top you got one small you know you wash it and

dry it like five times yeah I spent through some turmoil yeah give it that one hey inviting the Chico

over is a great idea as you get dear oh no I'm serious the greatest thing ever don't let it be some staircases involved

I ain't got some water here let me get that for you you got to fresh I mean we

got it you know what now you got to give it a pack like when you go to you go to

prison you know what I give you everything rolled up the socks is where

I'll be drawing the line now I'm worried about it the Fox I have

with the ones I like no you got about an extra all-white package oh I'm not getting no I had a barbershop you sling

ass I don't have that pack that's what you got every time a chick asks for the socks I'm giving them my good Quantico

son you gotta give them like with the matter and ankle you gotta give him the hands with the socks stick right on the

heel it's sticking right there that you like in the socks every time you come over you want soccer no okay when

they're wrong get with it given the mid Hanes yeah give it Hanes so you gotta do get a pack of Hanes t-shirt toothbrush

Hanes t-shirt so yeah sure I was negative I was just telling this to somebody uh they weren't so welcoming to

the idea but uh makeup wipes essential during quarantine and chill your guy you

should have makeup wipes in your house that sounds very gallant of you like he was looking out for their best interests I love gaveling meilleurs lash it

gentleman makeup wipes very important

very good as guys sometimes we wear makeup need to get it off the floor just to clean your face come on things are

great just clean your face you lotion on your face right I put oil loose substances on my face at the end at the

end of the day maybe just want to wipe that off did you may give you a face of bath yeah the oil on my face is off the fake tan

at the white chicks use yeah same same give me a little shade of dark what's wrong with trim pieces same purpose

Trump looks nuts out there what else is important during quarantine achoo y'all not talk about you know a chick-chick

quarantine is cool until you can't watch what you want to watch oh then you'll never come over again

no that is Jail like you're just in jail at least maybe the felons would have similar interests as me and we would

watch this go back a full view pick a movie she pick a movie no sir

the first move introduce us to your women you I you put me on to something I

haven't seen and if it's trash you like I hope that's also trying to get to know really getting to know these chicks and

you find out that maybe she's this weird earthy chick and she look like a IG joint and now you sitting there confused

the earthy chicks are necessary in the time like this maybe for like two days

it worked CMOS they gonna get you right they gonna get you right they're gonna tell you everything you need to be putting in

your body yeah but earthy chicks will find some organic weird hand sanitizer that doesn't kill germs and you're like stop

with the witchcraft like let's just take the medicine yeah but some are six note eight you got to get the real earthy not

the new earthy okay the real earthy like they came up with Erykah Badu that ever

did they bathe oh yes absolutely real essential no real bad time to deal

with the chicks that don't know how to leave like this is a bad time to involve oh no but it's easy now could you play

listen there's only a two-hour window where they allow people to be on the road so you got to make this window

gonna go work between four and seven but she's not gonna make the other no that's not gonna work she got no choice you have to tell her

that a day in advance yeah then she'd still be late yeah it's fine for the window well are you allowing them to

bring bags that would suffice for two weeks a two week corn - yeah like is she

coming with supplies to last that long don't know if we're doing a two-week quarantine the first show of the first movie that we put on is just for

foreplay which made me feel away when I got into little Dickies show Dave because then a little Dicky was gonna

lead to little Dicky doughnuts out the early it was real good by the way he's a

funny guy no no I'm mad at y'all I'm mad at y'all from no one telling me just how good little Dicky show Dave is I just had to

rely on Twitter you never seen these videos and then it's good little Dicky is one of the gentlemen that is him re

alexis sky and dear love so really weird comparison I have tell you all almost a

mall mall loves him to them almost every month I have a list of people that

because of my age range I'm not supposed to know about low Dukey is probably your

age yeah I'm not supposed to know what Ari and little Dicky art who is the Ari girl

that one keeps talking are you though they were talk about re Lennox then I realized they weren't and I still don't know who our heroes are baby okay

does she do something besides baby mom oh it works I'm not gonna say that about anyone

baby mom no I wasn't sure if she was on a show like I wasn't saying that in a rude way does she would have another

thing she have another outlet that we would know her by society money bag yo now okay I see the cycle that's all

little Dicky I thought was a young rapper that played around and did [ __ ]

like all the other young rappers try to do I thought he was like guy bad baby oh

that would be a better comparison he's like the hip-hop weird out and he

can like really rap but that he just uses it to be funny yeah you never saw the Chris Brown video where they switch

switch places I'd see that precisely stayed away from the little dickie Chris Brown you buddy enjoy it

I won't hey you probably would I like him this show is really funny this day I

gotta catch it this Dave show was really funny I'm shocked that none of you here put me on it took Twitter to put me on

to this show and I didn't see the show was basically about I'm assuming it's what his careers like a comedian that

wants to break through in the rap world but he's white and he ingratiate herself in black culture and there's black guys

there president yeah like and the black people in this show are really like black dudes yeah he's not using like

it's the unknown characters now it's like the [ __ ] is you talking about black - yeah and taco from our futures where

the baton do it the engineer dude this [ __ ] was funny this is this show is hilarious it's really good it's really

funny I'm a dude there were more episodes available I only was able to see four of them yeah the guy saw us before this whole episodic a weekly

episodic drop like [ __ ] killing like traditional TV yeah you know and streaming I shouldn't have to go through

that also also since - also I came in here last week and I went on this rant

about searching for the the suspicious retirement of Michael

Jordan dock by BuzzFeed that's on Hulu that I couldn't find for awhile I clicked on it well I mean what is there

to know he just wanted to play baseball that year seemed all I never really want to get

into this well none of these Jordan people really want to get into this and this dock [ __ ] stupid BuzzFeed stupid

[ __ ] bus but I hate it I hate when like corporations with a lot of money

have a great idea and then ruin it shitty not so I click on this dock and

it's two weirdo white kids sitting here that don't sound like they know [ __ ] about sports telling me about Michael

Jordan I cut this [ __ ] off in five minutes when that was a real conversation to be had the suspicious retirement of Michael

Jordan that none of the people from the 90s ever want to talk about yet none of the NBA players programs like what son yeah where's Matt Barnes and Steven

Jackson now for real that's really what I want to hear Charles yeah more see to

it so this documentary is a face they took it down like it's not no it's Tilly that's horrible

oh it's horrible but what's horrible is they took all of the good sports

conspiracies and ruined him okay like this is a great topic this whole Michael

Jordan retirement thing for those of you unaware back in the day there were rumblings with evidence there were

rumblings I'm not gonna say with evidence allegedly there were rumblings of Michael Jordan having a really really

bad gambling problem like his man Charles hmm him owing a whole lot of money to the mob and that being tied to

something that I will not say here mm-hmm yeah any of you ever heard I don't I

don't put my stocking bet you [ __ ] don't I don't because I think it's easy to put stock into that because people know Mike

wasn't private about his gambling he he told us about how we found out so imagine the gambling he wasn't telling

us about know what I'm saying is he told us he was a he gambled he also told us it was a flu game like the flu and we

know he didn't retire to go play [ __ ] know what I'm saying he found out about his gambling from him

he was passionate about Facebook man look at these two [ __ ] daffodils [Laughter]

they're flown in the wind

[Applause] Michael Jordan 19 - laughing - cool but

Michael joins the time it was suspicious that's long with it yeah some better

story tellers Oh ESP just need to drop the mine it did the SPN dog has come

already they too are a mid-april drop this we don't [ __ ] Michael Jordan is a billionaire I'm just trying to block

y'all I've paid attention to just just how much television is in crisis oh yeah

television is in crisis so we're like CNN is probably booming they okay like

actual regular TV oh yeah for sure cuz now we can control what we want to watch yeah well no even besides that

your staff can't come in yeah Oh can't shoot [ __ ] like let's take take

love and hip-hop for instance two weeks ago Love & hip-hop went down with their season a finale oh I cannot wait for you

to go to yandy's quarantine game night yeah yeah I film is still are you whose

y'all I mean this season all of the staff know they have to film still okay

you want me to tell you about how the Joe phone call would love to oh okay

Kim call mm-hmm and said hey nope and

then Kim said Joe if you're not really willing to record then I'm gonna have to report that up the chain and it's gonna

become a whole big thing and then I said oh well you don't have to report that there's no Jo story

continue right now I've closed things with saying I've closed things would have closed things with everybody there

is nothing for me to report to write the second and if there was I wouldn't come

mmm so yeah but we got a whole bunch yeah

not we improper use of week y'all have a bunch episodes yeah y'all have to get

through see you at an E in the interim I'll be home and if the reunions in Atlanta then guess what buddy

I'm not hitting the airport make a video chatting I'm not going anywhere man you put a suit on in your career sorry I'll

I'll talk to miss Gossip Girl later I'm not coming no that love or not but now

I'm not boarding a flight to Atlanta for this I'm not but totally outside of that

yet listen I love what skip and Shannon are doing they're doing the online debate thing they got microphones in

their faces listen you turned up fs1 at 6:30 in the morning when that [ __ ] is supposed to come on you just gonna be

looking at soccer reruns then it's important [ __ ] ESPN when first take is not theirs in shambles and even when

first take is their you know they're having a hard time with this whole everybody from their house say something

then yeah Ellen Wendy I mean I touched on this a little bit last podcast but just

networks with programming I think all the window shows are down now unless it's just one of their regular scheduled

week off so I don't think so I don't think so they tried it with no crowd for a week but yeah that's right I think

it's rap shows that we're the Kings safe to announce here Kings my ass our tours

postponed our tour is postponed if you purchased the ticket we urge you to hold

on to it we are working through the we are troubleshooting through the problems right now working on rescheduling dates

so we can get back out there and alternates with our fans will be honored that we will honor all tickets we will

honor each and every ticket and hopefully uh when the world is in some type of order we'll be back out there

soon to get to the ships but for now social distancing yes listening oboe

obeying obeying the good word of the nation's leaders and well leaders as much leader leaders

associates the work the words of the people whatever I [ __ ] live listen to it yes ouchy ouchy hey be

behind Trump like yeah we're doing to you about I never said we just came out

of me we just talked about that was said we're all [ __ ] yeah you're not doing a

tremendous job it was not speedy no you

just called me but we back those who know but yeah well we'll be back as soon

as we can be back yeah for real and so it's all about the Benjamins Tom well we

started talking about Dave so it was like it's all about the Benjamins now hey I got to be honest with you guys my

percentage and just picking a show and watching it it's pretty hot oh yeah I have yet to just start something and cut

it off because it's been trashed Dave homerun Barry Bonds out the park

out the park if you are home and you have Hulu dave is a go it's only four

episodes so it's a short go but you should watch that took Parks's word start at the

stranger I did guess what is [ __ ] lid yeah Oh tell my gunshot backup the

stranger is lit I've been having a blast but all these in a [ __ ] you watch all-american yet a new season what's

that I've never heard no no no no tell me what is that so it's a series that

came out on Netflix second season just came out about long ago a football player I don't know I

just started watching the second season I got to go back and watch the first but I watch episode of the second season away away away what type of weirdo you

wait time out nobody heard skip the whole season you started watching the second season without a source only

because I saw it was out yeah but I mean we ain't got number time now night start

start at 8:00 and go backwards yeah yeah so you can't live like that man hey listen man sometimes I like though I

still have to watch Ozark season to look season coming out I haven't watched season two yet have to rewatch it but I

didn't even get into that lost girl I still haven't seen you movie on Netflix watch Lost Girls last night narcho

really really good I have not the Mexico just throws me off this fire there's

good narcos Mexico yeah it is that fire yeah it's not guys subtitle so you guys have had it's fine with knockos yeah

subtitles is fine with narcos I'm waiting no money high season four I think what's that oh you got to watch

money nice what's that it's a foreign show about a group of people that are

robbing banks yeah there's good and it's good you caught up on it that's a real good show I gotta remember there's an

Italian ex what is it shows ex no Dave

Aude I remember the name of it carry on I watched a most hated woman in America about the woman that started the

atheist group in America when everyone was Protestant was good it was good lost

girls I suggest again Marc Maron stand up is really good too if you're looking for some comedy oh I have to finish that

it's really good I have to finish that I've thoroughly enjoyed that when we started it yeah Gomorrah that's what I

was thinking of I don't know if that's coming back Chamorro was good that was a good show yeah subtitles again but that's fine

really like ah narcos Russia 50s 50s for life still has not done me wrong I enjoy

it what is it for life oh yes 50 show on ABC it's a real good show it's filmed

exactly like power it's like the G rated version of power yes it suffers from some of the same things that power

suffered from yeah okay some sketchy rain some sketchy acting but yeah overall good show if you're white I

watched the National Lampoon movie about how that whole thing was created and I really thoroughly enjoyed it so if

you're white and possibly Jewish you would really love it and outbreak right white people outbreak movie no I'm cool

I see what y'all are trying to do we're not doing it at least they're trying to

come up with a cure Jason's keeping us in the house true I saw Morgan Freeman in an oxygen mask and I was like I'm

outta here before you finish that thought I wouldn't never let them do this I would have never let them give biggie this

beat just definitely nobody finds

offensive net that one beat rocked while four legends got busy and then this beat

went to this for biggie I understand it of course you do but if I if you're a

rapper on here you feel differently about I want to get off on that the

whole instrumental we can take no no we're never taken biggie often Oh Molly Moll always I stand tall even when

there's a pandemic I'm going ball talking to us all of y'all hit the

clinic [ __ ] at the clinic

speaking of I meant to come in here last week and tell you guys that Griselda has

signed a female rapper yeah so that our money Caesar is her name if I'm

pronouncing her last name correct and I only know about this because I reached out to this young lady probably a year

and change ago just to check the temperature because she was dope enough for a conversation to be had okay and I

spoke to her and I never spoke to her again hmm my own my own [ __ ] haven't done to do

with her but I did reach out to try to have that conversation and here we are a year and a half later Griselda Records

announces that they have added a female artist to the crew Armani Caesar so I

wanted to come in here because you guys are such well all of us are such huge Griselda fans guardians of Griselda what does this do

what does it mean how do you feel is it impactful what is the psychological it's

like a psychology behind it well she wanted to kindly check I think is the best move they can

make well she's from Buffalo she started rapping with them when they are shut up don't tell me that she is she's from

Buffalo they grow bigger how do we know that I know her surprise this was

supposed to happen they all started rapping together I haven't seen one picture of his girl in Buffalo so dad

did that mean she's not from Buffalo she's from Buffalo buffalo is far not

did it man they don't me I don't won't spend time when this cuz they don't even matter to me well this was this was all in line this was supposed to happen

they all started rapping together they all came up together she doped though I mean listen nope I followed her but no

she though she's no she deserved a shot she deserves and I would like to hear a chick on those type of beats puzzle just

diversify dope he responds the brand smart move yes you don't this is this is good to

see this is the this is when they make it to go back and get who we started with this is part of that she looks

great she sounds great she raps great I have to see the branding that will be done with this young lady from Griselda

because they have done a genius job and branding not only themselves their merchandise of their business model she

looks good though yeah and she sounds good so let me not objectify she sounds good too I can't wait to see how she how

she competes and compares with some of the other female acts that we have out I

can't wait to see how the brand that is Griselda is implemented in what she was

already doing I can't wait to see how impactful that is in the current competitive female rapper landscape

because it is a competitive feel yeah I don't know if that's spoken about enough but yeah I can't wait I can't wait to

see it that's all I just felt like I needed to drop that here because I haven't I haven't heard anybody else talk about it

and it was a big deal when I saw it you know this was right on brandishes like I said they all came up together grow up

together that's family um so yes right on time so I like it Congrats to her and

to Griselda all right I gave you a house

Nessus Sleeper tom that's what I gave him a Howard for that's five minutes

more so [ __ ] that's not true because I gave the last two topics you just swooped in with a Griselda update do a

man more stuff than that with daffodils

talking about Rory oh let me check my

list just to make sure are you gonna be one of the celebrities that sings imagine I enjoy of course you did I did

tell the P what you don't mow a bunch of celebrities were singing and finishing the lyrics via IG I think and it made my

stomach hurt pretty bad huh yeah and I also don't care about celebrities going

through things in their mansions during this time yes sorry Ellen I don't care see y'all excited about

that uh Drake leak last night oh yeah are we allowed to talk about that why

not it was a leak you said was it though you sent it to the group Josie I don't think was a leak where'd it leak in our group Chet oh my

bad I doubt it was supposed to be in our group Chad that's called a leak oh this

wasn't like online no oh online is where the week's happen and I

see it was a fire though hey you listen

to it it's a good record really good record what when you say it's not that you didn't want you to tell the audience that there's a Drake leak that leaked

that they may not have heard I don't know it was a leak to the world break record that's out that people may

not have heard we don't know where it came from but then I'm definitely the world pound I know he came to my phone and I was happy about it that's a really

good record that record was great now I don't know what I've all really thankful to ever worry cracked over your servers

and and got that record to our inboxes honestly and if that record was an old

leak that was supposed to be on an old album like scorpion or some [ __ ] I don't know why I didn't make it I don't know

either that was a relay or what's the name who fight us vitals play it before I

have to talk about Mike Tyson an M&M meeting it's funny I was gonna talk about that don't and a non-rolling what

if I watch you as high when you met

though I was I

oh come on man y'all know my skin is

thick is my shorty y'all know that already man

you

just I really great this should have

made a project somewhere well that's why I wasn't we shouldn't got this from Rory wait he'd go crazy Ola Ola Ola don't go

he'd go crazy on the second verse hey

hey can you pause that if I'm listening

to hold on his mixtape with homeboy and I'm home with homeboy and I'm listening

name is Jan electricity listen fam save that trail on Hanukkah Ramadan Salonika

they call me Jay Electronica you [ __ ] that call me to say elec Hanukkah Jay

electrometer ocelot Allah if I'm

listening to hol when his mixtape would do if I'm listening so why Duke his name

is Jason I don't know if that's his name

[Music] like that ever stops any electricity

can I finish now yes I'm listening to the whole mixtape with Duke I'm

listening to the Drake leak that was supposed to be on whatever album that was supposed to be on we don't know this could be for the next one

well [ __ ] that would add to my point seem like everybody is thinking about their transition yeah taking that age

but rapping about it's one age drink it's 32 yeah man oh man people don't die

young now you don't start thinking about that when you see people your age die no okay all right no you got it you got it

all figured out then my bad my bad my bad you know I think I'm what what is the

way what does that get you away from the people and dying

because rich people have never died young name one there's a whole 27 club of artists that

were rich that died but they usually die from overdoses initially I cool Kurt Cobain Janis Joplin I don't think

you should be able to count people that shot themselves in the head or in their mouth or drug overdoses why good that

don't count why does that not count they're not here yeah Jimi Hendrix Jim Morrison anyone

else Janis Joplin Jim Morrison oh it's like all-star game yeah super spicy yeah Amy Winehouse Bryan Jones

Robert Johnson of Iceland enemy you moved during Rob with Rob go Ron

McKerlie yeah [ __ ] out here Rama Carmen Allen wills Alan Wilson jean-michel basquiat come on wall step

up Kurt Cobain it goes Basquiat again Sean Kristen proud and I'm Pete ham rich

Edwards deboned Dave Alexander what list is this artists that have died before 27 27 Amy Winehouse was 27 yeah Jim

Morrison was 27 yeah Jimi Hendrix - Kurt Cobain I know was young Jim Mandrax I know was young pop was younger than this

25 big was younger than this 24 keep going left go down list Janis Joplin I

know it was young that's still so weird to me that pop this is a WoW this is a WoW world yeah wait what's weird

just when I grew up when I realized pokken big we're 24 and 25 when they die that's the weirdest thing to me they

were a comp they worked they were kids or they were pretty accomplished but no my point is why can't drink at 32 think

about his mortality he's 32 like he could if you want to take the joke and have a serious talk he

could well we were having a serious tone that's why we're good yeah you bringing up ho rapping about it and Drake rapping about it I thought that was a serious

talk yeah I was leading to a joke though okay well my fault then it's morbid I don't know if I want it you're right

let's have the serious talk okay you're correct I don't want to hear our great

rapping about it I guess arm army the army do kurz I'll take it from I want to

hear from our great I want our greats like I don't want to I wouldn't want to hear a Kobe verse rapping about that granted he left but

he's a great coke kobe talked about it to his friends that they later told about us in interviews oh he talked

about his mortality hope you can't talk about dying I don't that's I would like to hear

artists talk like that anyway uh I just only did it I want to hear what our artists are thinking is it too morbid

for you to hear or do you not want to put yourself in that state of mind um I

just I just believe that the the power of words is real I agree when you start

speaking it and thinking it I feel like you start pulling that energy towards you I do I agree - I agree - but I think

there's ways to talk about death without bringing it closer to you just talking about it doesn't necessarily mean like I

think big with the ready to die thing and the suicidal thoughts like there was a lot of that negative energy towards

death at a young age I think if you're just talking about how you want to be

remembered you're not bringing death to you in a negative way there's your it's it's just it's it's the number one thing

we're all gonna do why would you not talk about it it's not the number one thing we're all gonna do in the beach is the number one thing we're all on a date

number one thing that we're all going to do I'm just not speaking about everyone's gonna hit a beach or on a

date well everyone will die speaking of tell me why they have yet to close the beaches honestly cuz Florida is Florida

and we shouldn't cut that [ __ ] off I mean there's goes the beaches I met someone Jones Beach I mean I was

at Jones Beach anyways I did need to be closed for tchard is that where they

were huh I can't hear your testing centers that's pretty cool don't come in here with your little Kim

K news man now you privy to where they're testing said the [ __ ] up we em

let uh him get off though no we're not and we're not gonna you know I don't even know why you want to play that but

play what gray song that record that records fire well record so no the trigger

it's wrinkly on I dragged records great yeah direct records great it is there anything else that the streets

need us to discuss I was born in a crib so I I'd somehow ended up watching Ray

J's conversation with his wife princess love how'd that go exactly how it sounds

okay I cut it off I cut it off cuz rate I only watch these things to remind me

of how alike we all are okay and Ray J was in there arguing like every guy has

ever argued like trying not to piss off your wife letting her cut you off trying

to make valid points amongst getting screamed on and barked on and she was

just screaming and barking on him and being dismissive of his feelings rushing

him to just answer her it was like fam all right this is not very productive was this just something like Instagram life no this was on Zeus rate they're

gonna always get a check Ray J you're not gonna find a Ray J Instagram life no Ray J let's find a way it's to monetize

whatever he's doing and this was debt but I mean she was bleeding him and as a man it was just like I know producers

know therapists know how was he just don't do this there's a serious talk to

be had in here not one that I'm willing to have with cameras around but this is

a real serious talk to be had like when girls start saying that you abandoned them that's what she said she said he

abandoned her and then he was like fam I had you in a sweet add you and your old family and a suite in Vegas like that's

not abandoning I was working I left work went to a strip club I wasn't hiding in

a strip club there are mad camera phones in Vegas I just I didn't think that I needed to

rush home you were there you're in a suite we're chilling we're in Vegas you're shot see people recognize

everything is fine like Vegas guy hit hard by this [ __ ] I saw they lost a half a million jobs oh wow get it close the

window new verse it's all service industry [ __ ] women love this an end in London

beep on now they brought them on they should they should they should look up the definition of abandoned before using

it so loosely but why does she say he abandoned her that what was she saying

he he did like how did you why did she thought I he she was abandoned I didn't read her minds within a time of

need he needed him because she was pregnant um what did she say there's mad

human trafficking going on and you're just gonna leave us here in a hotel like you don't care about your kid the rage

is like family I'm what the [ __ ] are you talking about you were not in danger of being human trafficked I'm not gonna

tell you all to watch it because it took them about 40 minutes to actually have this conversation but when you're

quarantined and locked in out sometimes you watch for yards you just start watching [ __ ] and this was I'm glad they

got a check for this it's a good idea it's a great idea that no one's ever gonna do outside Raj and Princess lo

yeah yeah but it is a good idea won't shout out to them

good for them yeah what's such a point right down that upend inside a girl we're gonna have a lot of uh pods with

no new to seeing abandoned yes there'll be a lot of a bit a bit in the next few weeks damn it can you let's really get back to

that abandoned gonna be a lot of pods about [ __ ] on a lockdown that's why we gotta get back to the Amana Bay are we

gonna insta live each other and do the split-screen do you guys want to make a tick-tock for the pod and dance no no no don't want to

do this you guys want to do this something new challenge what's this something new challenge I told you off

mic I know for the listeners that don't know it's when you play the ty dolla sign song something doing and standing

in line and into a dance and they move out the waits for the other person behind you can be slow so like teamwork yeah it's team bill oh you mean like the

Soul Train line yeah does everyone do something new in the line no I do same thing okay hey man I'm here to sleepers

go and see see what really loves this move oh yeah what are you doing in a car

all right I just ride the queue the 405

now we take is the queue before in the

[ __ ] you and Oh bro keyboard dream dream

train and I came up what we tried yeah I didn't have to learn all the training that's it I'm

done with this AJ was right by you too the J is where Jamaican don't de go to

Jamaica I could be trained my whole 10 years in

Queens just once right the f1 hillside all I had to do was go from my mom's job I had to stop on

hillside I had to stop at Jamaica and I had to go on you would've been on the F n F and F an F an F an F you start

getting into J and J is that you make a sentence so you could you know go to Brooklyn oh no no I'm not doing it

oh we're going now as a dull I'm not doing I used to take that after Parsons a lot I bet you did

Parsons it's funny weird chick now about wishes back still on Parsons I got to go

to pauses I want to say I look over there now they just put up mad condos right there I believe it mall gotta go to let it fill Lennox Hill where Linux mall no no

no no sofa Linux barking roar we are chicks they are now my crew house stays

there work sir you know what I think about I would hate for this pandemic that broken out right as I was in the

midst of a fight with my live-in girlfriend mmm that's a bad time for this yeah we should actually do like

four or five episodes a week appeal it now no yeah number times not another episode after this one if everyone knows

this we're out of here I've been really trying to figure out how this pandemic affects our come on

track renegotiation but I don't think it's good it's not great but this is how

okay we'll talk about it over here cuz it's treatment yeah yeah but you need

you need you need money readily available they have money readily

available that's where the fight comes in I'll tell you another ago she ation in my life was in the

middle during this pandemic and said you know what we're just gonna hold this money till we see how this thing pans out that's what I'm saying that's what

I'm saying and I fear that that's what's gonna be going on no I think that was a bullet oh we shall see all right god

damn it we are getting the [ __ ] out of here I'm not sure if you'll hear from us again but are you hear from us again you will

where there's a will there's a way and where there's a Rory Parkes Joe and mall there's a way and that just will

not just well not just William not just will I [ __ ] just put deodorant on I

stink again man [ __ ] you gotta do the Gold Bond you

might be in Gold Bond years sitting a bidding go Bond years by the way I love

Gold Bond I don't know why I think right now it shouldn't be wearing a Scullion it's 75 degrees are you guys showering

every day even though you're home yeah do my skincare routines tattoo so you

can do now Nash our number time yeah I can take a shower listen Knox awful 20 minutes of the day

between the shower and the brushing the teeth has a nice little shower I know you almost out of soap in there too

[ __ ] oh yeah so I double squished I press twice now oh we got more heads all

right good I'm out of paper towels I'm out of water all these [ __ ] heathens keep coming their mouths and stealing

[ __ ] watching ya know God he's been a mouth and drink seven waters while you there it's nasty definitely it's

definitely bring your own water BYOD whatever do you come to the crib bring your own supplies yeah my shits a stain

on my fridge or it's true or there's a limit you can't just come Oh deal in the water or the dinner or the juice is [ __ ] up

out there I went to the market it wasn't simply is just lying around it wasn't I'll tell it to you everybody

knows that ya know and so I stepped foot in a grocery store I'm shocked at you

doing your own shopping I'm proud of you no no no my chef has been shopping for me figured yeah I needed to go out and buy some Drano because this is a bad

time for a lot of hair clog this is a really bad time for your sink to be stopped up oh yeah

are you talking you that yeah it has you thinking of all of those all of those

things yeah yeah like I'm looking up at the ceiling like you're when that bulb goes bright it's gonna be all right I'm

out there [ __ ] this pandemic [ __ ] Oh throw some boiling water down there oh

you gotta do that after Joe yeah but if you run out of Drano just do some extra boiling water you bi that's the other

thing about chicks coming over just showering and your [ __ ] letting all that hair go down the clock clogging it up

now you gotta get the little drain catcher I saw then I'm sorry nice joint

you know what I did go do I went and bought a Roomba I finally have finally

have a room with Robo vacuum little vacuum on the floor thing my question to you guys I was waiting to come and ask

y'all that thing vacuums over wires yeah it does it's not the grid or yeah it's not the greatest are you sick now you

want to pick them up if you can but if you can't and it'll it'll probably re are they tight if they're loose it'll

pick them up and get caught up in there oh yeah no no pick up the wires yeah they should it should have came with two

of those uh wall signalers oh yeah little that stopped going past I needed

two of those mm-hmm but [ __ ] I got a room I'm gonna go home and do some laundry washing dark clothes and some shoots you go yeah

that's my that's my night that's about all you can do we turned into housewives yeah full-time

yeah [ __ ] it oh yeah q45 when I rolled through keep

it real ain't gonna hold you [ __ ] with me not your old bull huh you are a dirty

Mac first guy you gonna tell her come [ __ ] with you not ho ho see next I'm

gonna be X see next pass the weed next

nothin boogie down okay why don't never jump it might still be a shape a loo

oh I told you a leg up Oh this last part that's what Jay let go I got 12 versus I

got 12 that easy leave me alone 12 it

was a meaning boil as well you need more than 12 in a fight you know that well if all fight no no you would have to extend

the 12 okay but what I'm saying is to start with a 12 that's a found against a formidable adversary cuz he got body we supposed to

say we respect it mmm zone am came wasn't a Jay we elected you

been training no I went on with that foot I went on with a Alexa that was hitting more bars more electives in

there [ __ ] with me Jake for real hey you could tweet Rory owe you one no [ __ ]

with me no they bring this record back does this whole this whole own eyes

an apology Prince ooh what say he did a whole 12 on him wearing a Kofi yeah

that's offend I'm not doing it I'm not doing it you know it's funny that's the

greatest verse we ever heard from like that rock bottom is that what the blueprint to implement to the song

that's the greatest song from the loser position we've ever gotten in hip-hop I

love that because that song was recorded from the position of I lost yeah now we

cannot think that he lost that was kind of my problem with blueprint - he was doing too much explaining yeah yeah that

was my problem with blueprints ooh you're not supposed to be in a battle rap telling me about your charitable

events yeah like I don't really care that you gave to Columbine yeah or your

man in the back saying that's right yeah yeah y'all is sick yo until next time

keep us as well as everybody else in this nation in your prayers now's not the

time for playtime we all need it please trust and believe that stay safe

practice your social distancing don't do nothing crazy stock up on supplies

don't let the click with chlamydia in your at the chick with chlamydia in your house the whole click with don't don't

don't let I mean hey don't be the fun click her and her homegirl and i won't i

won't blow it up right now got it together yeah and they'll come and spread it in your house yeah if you want yeah you'll have a blast that night just

not the following weekend yeah are you worried about the row knees listen stay there knocking at your front door invite

the right people in your house to quarantine and chill don't watch the whack [ __ ] listen to the medical and

scientific professionals oh yeah definitely yes and listen creatives out

there use this time away from work to dig into your passion to dig into your

side hustle to put a proper plan in place to get you away from your

nine-to-five job like I want everybody to use this time as best they can that's

it that's all I got man if y'all have any last words any parting words feel

free to give them now don't panic don't panic in the words of the great French Montana yeah stay calm stay together

enjoy your your me time at home it's fun once you get into it yeah

it is fun though it is have a good time try to get outside you know 9 public but

walk around the black park yeah go exercise get some fresh if it's safe Oh

bust the window open careful will you

share your marijuana with for sure super important selfies only don't let your

crackhead cousin come in and sit on the couch cause he won't leave get him a folding chair get him the space table

chair don't let them sit on the couch until next time I assume we will be back here on Wednesday cuz we're willing to

die for this [ __ ] and everybody stays safe out there keep us in your prayers and

everybody else lord knows we need to be there until next time I bid you adieu farewell adios hasta LaVista arrivederci

so long goodbye a black gonna come back with the fire quarantine song I'm

calling it now I'm calling him right now he's gonna smoke his quarantine song until next time to jbp boy is to be back

next week hopefully stay safe don't empty out your 401k and that's all I got

man oh are you sure q45 when I rolled through not on speed is slow to anybody

know what I go through small yo I already told you um more Oh Marcy fan

fan of all see cuz you won't jump in I'm not a rapper but why do you have to be

to jump in on a verse that's usually what happens to Rory I'm not sorry

this is [ __ ] wrong which you ignore me I don't know if I run not Rory sorry

[ __ ] why would you ignore me now you got oh I can't believe I doubted you I

can't keep doing verses for all of you

and that's a lot no yo-yo reporting on

Dave one Dave and real quick I'm leaving on Dave Dave's man they went to like a

hip-hop party and Dave's man who don't know nothing about hip-hop decided he wanted to be Dave's business manager so

he's trying to talk him into how it was a great idea and he was like I'm at the party I was just talking to Tyler please

watch Dave please please honestly watch it please go watch this so I can come in

here with my heartaches I couldn't come here this week because oh yeah and see you but please watch Dave until the next

time y'all stay safe stay quarantine stay distanced from some of the nasty [ __ ]

that you might be around that might have this [ __ ] and that's it Starla's sergeant out of here