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during the course of my little but some semblance of a promo run a lot of people

it's not Vargas Allah yeah yeah I had no idea I met so many random fans this weekend this [ __ ] was like of Mia Rory

right the body photos alright and we are

here our name is podcast later episode number 35 yeah it's 35 no 35 oh so many

people you know Alan let me just clarify this very quickly so many people have asked me when am I going to name the

podcast [ __ ] name uh that's the name

of the podcast I'll name this podcast later so Nana we got that brief PSA out of the way what's up yo I have my dear

friend and Cole's Monty the body here with me for some strange reason blowing

us up in a group guys and I have my good friend I won't see right in he's not

that important but yes Michael roars is

in the building come on and it's me yep so let's talk

about Oh much um money looks like [ __ ] I do because I was traveling

we look at the jokes or you explain why you look like [ __ ] okay so know the

backstory on where you got that you have won a Jurassic world hat that looks like

it was actually a boy Universal send it to me when the movie was coming out and

they sent me a nice pair of sneakers and a whole promo pen you kept it and I really like that it really makes me

happy this is a LeBron hoodie that

probably would look better with some lipo a little sloppy okay and you your

eyes you got crust in your I was like what's up with your life man all right well I was traveling I was in Atlanta I

saw you there and I got back late last night a few days late I did I change the

flakes I'm out for the listeners listening some of you are the a lot was going on in Atlanta the ac3 festival was

going on down there as well as the BT Hip Hop Awards were filming and for those of you that have never been or

attended the cool people were gone already by yesterday morning Sunday

morning they were going mining decided this day till Monday cuz she's a loser like but I was leaving Sunday and then

you got a text no then I went on Twitter and I saw there was a Thai dollar sign show so I

was like oh my god I have to go and I saw there was a flight back to another

different airport but kind of nearby so I hid my eggs to make sure he could pick me up from the airport he said wait what

what other air board guys were out of Trenton and I flew back into Philly why

yeah because it was cheap you live in Jersey City and I was only an hour to

train and it was $8 day to park how much of a difference was that flight in the

North flight Newark was like 350 what airline did you fly Frontier which is

basically they put you in the overhead

the first row it was kind of Lily the first person I've ever heard actually fly frontier which brings me to ironic

that you flew discussing how I'm going

to pay them as we get more paper for their services on his podcast watch go to wife you know we do you know we gave

up Shana Tova regional I'm Michael roars right wifey it's the Washington but

anyway uh you gotta be a real nerdy hip-hop guidance to get there um so I say to Rory I say um I say uh so how do

you want well I got to pay you guys I keep forgetting and he says yeah I sent you my bank info and I said yeah well I

have to make another trip to Bank of America so I want to be on it to fly a check out knock out yeah I know so now I want to knock out why'd you

have to go to the bank to fly switch

some funds I want to kill two birds with one stone and knock both for the bank of America deposits out and he was like you

know I get that that makes sense and then Marissa chimes yeah you can't and you can't do that with Marissa said yeah

what'd you say I said you can't do that in my bank so me and Corey were a bit confused because I mean you got TD Bank

Chase been any bank Citibank you got HSBC uh like the million banks I can have no idea what

she would be talking about and then we say well who do you now mind you Maurice

is white so the words that came out of her mouth blew me away I said so who do

you bank with and she said my mom was

literally I made fun of me today for this Provident Bank can you give me three

locations of this Bank Clifton Jersey City and Ford's New Jersey we're in Jersey City I've never

even heard of Ford's from it's in Woodbury from Ford's New Jersey why

those boys in Woodbridge Township okay I didn't yeah where I grew up

my grandma bank there and so when I that was the only big present wait is your

grandma big when I turned 17 and I opened her 16 and I opened a bank account my grandma's like I just want to

take you here I'll open it for you and I'll be your coat like you know on Cole account whatever cosigner and I just

never changed it and they had like a dope thing where like you get back all of your ATM fees at the end of every single month and it was like free

checking so I just never went anywhere else well you don't need to get your ATM fees back when you have a bank that is

everywhere new jersey-based Bank I'm

just trying to stay Jersey yeah but ever since you've been getting these flying out offers you might well I got it I got

a fly out offer for a threesome from a beautiful married couple and I saw the tweeting you were very excited I mean

I'm not gonna I'm not gonna do it but it was nice it was just they went about it wrong like the guy just straight up and

was like threesome and chill and the picture was very nice it was just like

you should if you would have been like yo let's go for drinks yes yes we're

gonna change it well no if he would have really accorded me I really would have [ __ ] you and your wife and flown out

there but I did wanna martini no I look crazy if I just respond to

some random coupling and you got the

nerve to worry about looking crazy

all right no way today what do they look

I don't know I didn't follow them did you ignore did you ignore what he said Oh word when he said threesome and chill and then he followed backwards we're not

in New York though but we could fly you out it would be fun I want to see a

picture of these people what I do earth would make someone want to fly money the body out for threesome into the late

morning there's a there's a couple of other people that have done it yes there

is there's a way in sex tape oh I missed that well I didn't watch it let's be

clear that I didn't watch it well cousin was talking about the reasons so I did yeah oh is it racism yeah it was a

threesome with two okay now you want to see this couple that she's talking about though even though usual random pangäa yeah it's not random we were talking

about threesomes and Wayne Satan still Tourette's worthy Armani is showing us a

picture of the couple that might be the artwork by the way whatever I can put I

could put some noble' face yeah you could put like exes know this [ __ ] did not send a picture with his

kid on top of his shoulders to say threesome and she'll is that too simple

is that to indicate that there's three people in the picture with him his wife and his kid would that that's sick

that's is anything that Maddie would [ __ ] his kid no I think it was okay you

guys think no I think that's supposed to be symbolic of it being 3 people threesome in chill like he's doing things I looked at it as we're a very

wholesome family kind of thing that's where I took it so I'm sending you a picture my wife and my kid while I'm

asked to show you some body the body from the podcast we're talking about anyway let's get off this so way

apparently during sex day bow I'm not gonna talk too much about it because I could care less about it but um I didn't want to make Mitch I saw

a lot of guys um tweeting weirdness like

weird phase when did this happened it's for the 16 I don't know how do I miss this like two days ago

it came online yesterday well Wednesday but I keep seeing very funny Rory go on

I keep seeing these like millennial men say [ __ ] like yo I'm gonna go watch the

tape because I got to see Paul that [ __ ] way me wrap it about his dick is true oh that's weird that's a little bit weird at least don't

admit that just say that to yourself well you shouldn't be surprised because this is the era where men dresses women for vine videos that they think are

funny I don't understand I don't think they're funny and I think they're really [ __ ] it's creepy well we already know

you transgenders funny to me watch

couples therapy 10 p.m. Wednesday wait did you see couple tapping oh my god did

I so how did you not get my gender joke when did I dislike transgender right it's a joke that mean it's true I love

transgenders wait wait let's talk about

I didn't watch the whole show as you know I don't have cable I just watch the two four minute clips of killing on to

get money out of her banks they've been

good to me over you are ever going to fly out someone for the threesome and chill can it be a prerequisite that they

have cable at least I don't need okay what's weird I choose not to have it

though I can have it good for you anyway so you saw some clips online yes and it was heartbreaking

okay Caitlyn shout-out to Caitlyn um she had a sub it to me today for some

strange reason I'm not sure what but oh we're here not to solve all Cailin to simply talk about my toes and his

performance I want to tell you guys about my friends right but but between Rory and Emani and Johnny

and dill gunplay Johnny yes they're all

dicks like and because we're all like cut from that same cloth of [ __ ]

like they find immense pleasure in anything that looks like my downfall or

anything that just looks like I'm having a rough time here so these guys really

enjoyed the show and to mock me Rory and Emani continued to promote this show that I'm sure they've never even watched

probably couples therapy 10:00 p.m. but I will shut the [ __ ] up but I will say but in Wednesdays it's not button

Wednesdays

so anyway as I was saying before I was so rudely interrupted by these two [ __ ] so I will I must admit though I

I watched the show by myself and I didn't really know how to feel about it

I I could see how I would come off like a [ __ ] to someone oh I could see

that that was the first time that that ever happened to me I was I was always very confused as to why people thought I

was that way but because I speak with such a stern voice and because of the tone of my voice and because I always

have a straight face on even when I'm speaking in jest it looks like oh this guy's really going ham so as soon as I

walk in out and start having this conversation with a Carmen it looks like I'm going here now fast forward my

friends because they're [ __ ] and [ __ ] Wow it was [ __ ] football Sunday and we were playing Monopoly they

decide to put on the DVR'd couples therapy and fast-forward through

anything that wasn't me and go straight to me just so they could laugh in my presence because laughing alone wasn't

enough and we really had a blast it was amazing it was really really good so

much so that I'm even thinking about watching it with these idiots again but

when tomorrow hashtag so now you what did you have to say dick face

I don't have any say about the show well I want to know why you wrote tampons on

that poor girl's grocery list you wrote it you have cable so you can see that

was the cliff that was the cliffhanger at the end who wrote first of all let me

just say I would have to be a real classless senseless guy to write tampons

on this I'm gonna make a case I know some people would argue that I'm classless and senseless but I'm not both

I'm not both I'm one or the other you're you're classless you're senseless

senseless pardon you're not sensing you're classless I'm not my sense of

humor can be a bit warped from time to time but I certainly well well I don't

think I would ever write tampon for the people that didn't watch and mati also didn't watch and the people have done

with cable also me they had a grocery list because I can't leave the house and

on it somebody wrote in Joe's handwriting Joe's in writing someone in

Joe's handwriting's that I was watching on Sunday what his handwriting looks

like tampons and she got very very upset why him necessary and was cries as

French in here no she then goes then she

then goes into her room to cry and talk about how much of a bad [ __ ] she is and by the way I mean this is a very

heterosexual man she looks good for someone that was once a man and now woman she's a pretty girl

I agree so she's talking about haunting what she has he's hot and

I'm not even joking you say he's hot I meant she is hot that's what you meant

that's what I meant she though meaning a lot of guys might get caught up drunk at a bar if she was

thrown it 100% 100% no it's honest okay

so after she's crying it then cuts to Joe in the kitchen eating pancakes like

a sociopath oh my god he goes it's like

a quick cut from her crying so well maybe somebody had a reason to right so

one would believe it's his handwriting he justified it happening who the [ __ ]

do we think did it because women

interpret especially TV shows crazy which I will jump to a quick quick change of topic you I was Netflix and

chilling with a young woman and we were watching narcos shout-out to Shawn TEI so we're

trying to keep it low keep that low keep that low keep it low so I'm never looking and chillin and I'm watching narcos and if you say we got Oh

has everyone seen narcos count me my dad

all right and if you've seen narcos it's a phenomenal show I agree so we're going

through each episode Pablo Escobar is taking over a country murdering people this is a spoiler alert raping people so

where's Italian we get in there morning are we getting there with you tied into it is and how women interpret TV shows

ah that was that way so he's mass murdering children this in that taking over countries putting coke

in the whole country ruining everyone ah she doesn't say a word or bat an eyelash to this the moment Pablo Escobar cheats

on his wife she's sucking her teeth oh my god wait you just saw him murder

children someone being a cheating [ __ ] dog women no she came releasing

it if she's Netflix and chilling would have real [ __ ] like Michael roars oh my

guy in the bush oh gee okay well that was my subject Jamestown Matty was

crying about it was a laugh cry wasn't about you well I think my face hammering my my two

favorite parts of this show and I'm gonna get off it oh no we're doing a recap every when

when Kailen is walking up the hill and I look like a dick not carrying her bags [ __ ] rude there was a very funny

moment we didn't answer it makes for good TV in the best of terms but when she said home that's what you Inc none

of this [ __ ] and you said and snow darn it that clip was available on the h1 no

that was really funny and the dots were really really I did hashtag the dots

when I was promoting it that's all and I think I saw that way yeah you had to actually see the show for that part but so I bumped into um I bumped into mati

the body at ac3 in Atlanta and by bummed inning I went to his hotel room is you she was summoned to let me just say

Johnny put a picture of John he put a picture of mati the body 2.0 and the

group chat and all of us said we would [ __ ] her like she was really hot you

would be her okay I'll show you picture but um yeah I'm [ __ ] in my hotel room exhausted because I've been running

around all day collecting mixtapes and free t-shirts the show

and everyone was still out downstairs just it was one of those places where I could not take a step without having a

full conversation with someone about everything and then someone call me coin break because he said I was clearly

someone didn't know and the guy was a

cornbread a cornbread and me my friend gee we're like these two guys well I got

y'all know what that means stick it in cornbread and we were like oh yeah and then in my teachers room

yeah now I'm in my hotel room laying in my bed under my blanket watching Law & Order bucket neck yeah having a blast

and here comes [ __ ] Marissa oh my text the plus one has a plus one so it

was 30-some enjoy no no no your naked body hits you I'm with the front in the

lobby things but no no Marissa's friend

was like no I like the girl she was cornbread wasn't mga yep yes I might be

so they came and cuz Marissa did the red cart with the blue carpet a green green

carpet for the Hip Hop Awards so she came and gave me all her updates and she told me the funniest story that I had no

idea and I don't I don't know if this was public knowledge but I wanted her to share this story on the podcast which

one was it um I don't know I just remember saying Casey Veggies a million times no no no

before she tells this story shout out to Casey Veggies I'm not familiar with

Casey Veggies really it's bad that we now have to do disclaimers before we speak about anybody in this pocket I'm not just know that I'm not familiar with

very much because I'm not in the loop that way so I just thought the name Casey Veggies was hilarious it is a

funny name why is someone named Casey Veggies I'm not sure I mean he does the whole branding with like carrots and

peas oh yeah that's why that's what she told me that and I was amazed I thought that was a really great idea that was an

amazing idea and then I loved organic wrap you don't yo creative wait if so then a creative

what he said the organic gravity sometimes yeah but anyway listen

so Somani then had to give me some backstory on Casey Veggies yep it's how me the story um so he used to

work I don't know how much of this is 100% right because neither one came from exactly we don't care on this show

what's wrong with this on the produce oh yeah he's so bored with this kid and

more care it's also in the peas and carrots family hey and I think Anwar

like helped all his branding and like all the clothing and stuff like that and the whole piece and carrots thing and

then Casey got a new deal with like I want to say rock nation this year in epic and they cut in we're out of the

whole thing nothing from it you're horrible stories oh well I mean that

listen let me so basically let me just clarify here so Casey Veggies worked

with and wah carrots and war carrots is

the creative mind behind the branding empire that is Casey Veggies

because apparently these guys have made a shitload of money off of like

vegetable merch yeah I don't know I think that's a great one idea I don't

person listen to him but he's popular he's though I should give more listen I don't listen to him because I don't like him I just have no hope it isn't that we

don't listen to it I just thought that this was an amazing idea so I'm sitting there big enough and war carrots mm-hmm

so then [ __ ] Casey Veggies man I think it was no no well for our story

we're gonna say been [ __ ] Casey Veggies goes and gets a major deal and

shades on [ __ ] Anwar carrots in the mind behind that's implied how do you

get [ __ ] on by [ __ ] a guy named Casey [ __ ] veggies crazy person I don't

think I don't think no no no listen okay let me for the listeners we don't know

that this story is story how could you just [ __ ] on Anwar

carrots cuz even rocky brought his yams with him

so uh yeah shed out the Casey Veggies and Waka uh we just done with [ __ ] your stories um living growing stories

now so listen um Marty and her friend Jill we're doing press on the green

carpet beads he didn't respect my tea the body orgia and they shoved them all the way still

made [ __ ] happen no no but let's dismiss first flex Ebro they shoved these guys

down there they're in like in the nosebleeds of the green corn where was

II bro basking in the front of the line no oh

doing some real shows though yo can I just say speaking of the Million Man March I was very happy to see so many

hip-hop acts I was very I was very impressed with the million members and had I not been in Atlanta I definitely

would have went went up there I'm old enough to remember the original Million Man March 20 and I felt really old when

I found out it was the 20 year anniversary but it was a great sight to see I'm not even focus on the fact that

there wasn't too much national coverage on it well that's expected yeah because if you know how television works like

you just I don't want to get into that because then I'll start sounding right look at the positives it was covered in

places where there was good people that came out it was a it was without incident it was it was a good movement a good message I was happy to see Jeezy I

was happy to see Cole I was happy to see puff I was happy to see Dave Chappelle I

was just happy to see you Sunday Oh yo

how come you know everything man ty dolla sign because I follow his Instagram Oh [ __ ] fan bro we

whatever really are from like Ford New Jersey but you are like that person

represents Ford New Jersey boards and the behavior of people from Ford's new

jersey anyways so shout out to everybody that went to the Million Man March and DC I know my mom was out there because

she sent me 22 billion never taught her

how to send a text some other important things happen this week Kia Sean got

ducked out backstage at 8:30 I don't know tell us who he shot it number that song in 2007 so crispy hey I know that

song and then I tried to take a writing credit for Drake's best I ever had years later yeah that name didn't that name

sound like a woman to me yeah yeah so he tried to get on stage during the Taylor Gang set and security like [ __ ] him up

so bad like his dresser job yeah exactly and his dreads got tangled in the cords and [ __ ] and like they had like karim al

it was pretty nasty um I'm a little confused here what happen I get that on

I get that in the moment of a performance especially if it's an act that you are really into and feeling how

you can let your adrenaline get the better of you don't let little Mama's escapade don't inspire don't be inspired

by that yo you should never let me repeat never ever get on a stage that's

not yours unsolicited yep bad things are going to have it what made this person

think that that was alright he's always been pretty thirst I guess that way and even the [ __ ] Heitmann of each artist

that was up there like they weren't even on the stage there was no room it was a huge crew of people that needed to

perform and he still kept trying it kept trying to security was like fam if you don't [ __ ] relax and he kept trying

it and now when you say Taylor Gang wizz-wizz Chevy no juicy wasn't there with Chevy

burner ty some guy some girl named Raven or something like that that just sounds like a lot of people and currency was

there so he was already on the stage so this kid has old times to zero at all I don't get why

people do that yeah I just don't give people I don't get people the same way people don't get me I'm surprised

there's no video that I kept trying to look I just saw a rumor thing on all hip-hop calm about it I did see a video

of young chopped also getting hit and that's what the headline said but I

didn't really view it it wasn't that bad oh you I said I just saw the headline no I saw it I saw it about 35 times young

chap who again because I'm an old dinosaur [ __ ] I had no idea he was as

established as he is he's from Chicago right he did all that he did a lot of Chief Keef stuff he did a lot of music

he's responsible for basically the drill sound is what they were saying like yeah they credit they credit him with that and his resume is quite extensive um but

he looked to me this is my first time ever seeing this this man he looked like a bigger man himself right yeah he's

pretty big so apparently he I don't know what happened prior to but when the video came on he said home and [ __ ] that

[ __ ] a security Garrity and now normally if you're an artist with a microphone you can say this and not have

to worry about security uh heightening a threat this will be protected yeah other

way around yeah so this security guard in Atlanta bum-rushed a young child and

it looked like he may have an attempted to swing but it looked like chop saw him and enough time to you know it was

rumbling by the time the guard got to him and of course all the child people jumped on this guy in the video ended

with the security of getting the [ __ ] out of Dodge I hope he got [ __ ] fire what an idiot yeah I have a thing with

um and not that I know what happened to make young chop say that but I have a thing with security guards that behave

that way like security is supposed to secure situations and not not heightened

violence and that supposed to do it and unfortunately you got a lot of egotistical security guards who take

their job to the heart and I mean shout out to the people to do a good job but some of the people like I've had a few

incidents at clubs where where the security is just trying to talk tough and I'm like really my [ __ ] you stand

outside of this door every [ __ ] night is this the greatest idea so I'm either gonna have something

come on and shoot this whole [ __ ] up or I'm gonna sue you the second that you put your hands on me so like either way

yes like I don't I don't get weird that smart one securities bad anyway either way and then it'll be a nice head to toe

nice horrible transition but because you said you watched that video online I

today watched a video of a rat fighting a pigeon in New York and it was actually really [ __ ] interesting I encourage

you all to watch it on complex they pay you to say that no I have literally so

enjoyed with a horrible horrible that a rat fighting a pigeon could be that it's

the rat killed the pigeon Sam's horrible story has to get a percentage of what

they paid you but I know you can't get let your bank's we have gotten a nap oh

my goodness gracious also on the last day as I was leaving my little walk of shame

Ajay's um wait no we're not gonna we're not gonna get to that the shame of jeez because I didn't have sex she wasn't she

wasn't shameful no no I saw Karen civil

I know just here in civil at Ruth's Chris yellow from brewing our podcast no

I didn't but she told you to stop talking about whole [ __ ] um Karen civil

was at a round table with like 15 women right and it looked like they were

having a meeting on how to stop men from being born g-man women satyrs

collaborative that [ __ ] was called did Karen become the [ __ ] spokeswoman for

check this out when I walk don't had to do with equal pay no when I walked in i saw Karen love Ken I said

hey Karen and she said hello Joe and I said how you doing and I went and I gave her a hug and I gave her a kiss I then

proceeded to stand up straight because she was sitting down when I hugged her and I waved to the entire table because

my mother raised me what manners hi how's everybody doing and all these [ __ ] are turning around look at me like that's chauvinistic piece of [ __ ]

whose whose this [ __ ] with a biggest an invasion where he privates on a grocery list like you rude asses last time I'm

polite to you guys at your woman empowerment meetings at 7:00 a.m.

because I don't want to wake the person up I bothered I knock something off of

their counter and guess what it [ __ ] was what it was it was very excited

that's a product that he uses literally this person that whose room you were in must hate razor bumps he must n must

have a course here he might as you never seen this guy's face leap there's my

friend face or sensitive skins pretty hairy and maybe just maybe he went to

get bevel calm and entered promo code Jill I bet I think he would have got 20%

off if he did that sure he was that smart why you won all the brain no

anyway I'm sure he went to get Bevo calm and enter the promo code Joe and got 20%

off of his product if he were smart young man yeah and in all seriousness I did get my

kit in the mail oh yeah and I used to do haircuts weekly I can now do them

bi-weekly my dad wants one can we get him one yeah 20% off if he goes to get bevel calm into the promo code Joe and

it's it's a it's a really great company I was learning more via my conversations with them about the CEO of this company

he's very young he's really into the podcast community as well as you can I'm

sure people in other podcasts have heard about this product really successful guy I would like to have him on here one

time cuz he's definitely young entrepreneur and I think he could bring it to a conversation that'd be great yeah so go get bevel go go get

bevel uh what else happened um Raven Symone said some students you know waters wet yeah yeah I mean the only

funny board to me with that she said that next to a woman named Whoopi that

was the funniest part of that whole discriminatory statement that you made

but we don't really care very much about that what else happened a lot of stuff happened this [ __ ] week I was so lost

in the matrix well you were chasing dick thought you think a knee take it all I'll just [ __ ] hang you changed your

flight to go to what I doubt was my car I'm gonna do it dick well let me ask you one question okay does he ever did he has I don't

know I don't know who did deciphers this year they're happening right now while we're recording this yeah yeah I know oh

I I tweeted about the list um I know that there was one DEFCON one and that was good I saw style speed Sweden some

about him doing his cypher I didn't see his name when to listen I left halfway through the show so I mean I know there

was one like Charlie clips in them that was a live one on the stage not pre-recorded all right well since it's

happening now don't kill me tomorrow because there's a list I'm reading off hotnewhiphop comm they're pretty accurate Vince staples Black Thought

Casey Veggies I'll be back Dougie fresh Eric sermon

trips Joyner Lucas Jackie Spades Lynn Mignot Miranda that's probably know when

they do them Spanish it yeah he probably what that is Keith Murray Rizzo Redman

Jade Oh King mez Rorion think you know

he stole uh he stole my whole swag coz he started a roar fest oh he should have hit me me and Joe

we're talking about the other he didn't know there was an artist named Rory and I was like yeah actually somebody at one time and saw that it was him the artist

on our podcast for weeks until he saw so roars the fake you gotta fake I'm now the fake well even though he's like half

my age so now he needs to dial the railroads like for no I liked his first day he's dumping

that cigarette so long I think it's cold it's dope are you from Atlanta he's cool I bumped into Rozelle at the restaurant

9 to 5 in Atlanta it's a new new restaurant they've only been open for five months um is that the ones he eyes

think scales 95 is it did the roof have way we're gonna comes up from DeLuca

yeah yes yes that place was phenomenal I hear they're rave reviews about well we did a honey Palooza I didn't know that my man Cass

knew the other owner that's the partner wid TI and we went up there took care of all the food the hookah they have

beautiful waitresses and bartenders it's a really nice bug [ __ ] told us that what have known that

while I was there because I did meet the owner it's a phenomenal spot not TI but I mean yeah the part was there food to

die for they had it was pretty good at this I want to repeat the best shrimp

and grits I have ever telling us yeah my entire life did you have hookah there no

I didn't have whoo the hookah hoses they have there I've never seen before in my entire life not a hookah hose looked great like a lot of them a fat asses out

to jazz who was our waitress on me parks quarters she was the most hospitable

thing that's the thing about being down there like especially when you from New York was so nice morning I sing like

everyone's I got an ulterior motive like hello how are ya but like I'm good what I'm just so used to being so New York

rudesheim not talking to people so jazz was very hospitable and she had a huge

natural real ass so parks is all gazing at me in the eyes the whole [ __ ] time

leg why was he casing in you and I think I was joking oh you making a little joke that you

were eventually gonna tie into a transgender day I know you so well hashtag but on Wednesdays it's nice

Rory and recently Annette making buddy

no we're not know what button wins amazing across the eyes of the family that send me to see him there we go are

you guys [ __ ] crazy it's not button Wednesday's oh my god no I don't have

you get together and do that anyway or mice is all your followers mice Marissa

is your mouth you already let you tell a mouse raccoon story now what are you talking about there's a [ __ ] rat

pigeon I told you we should listen [ __ ] um so after spending a few days

in Atlanta um Oh shot to make zombies oh

my god Mike zombie killed his [ __ ] Joe is but I've never seen Joe actually be excited about some other [ __ ]

oh this clucking jumping up and down and we're like monkey that she played kickball with us he's a nice guy oh yeah he didn't come to our cake plugin yeah yeah but he wasn't good and

he lost thanks guys didn't know Mike zombie is great right but I've never

been the guy and I'm gonna get a lot of [ __ ] for this I get it I've never been a guy to support a jersey act solely based

on the fact that they're from New Jersey I'm gonna get that they have to actually be talented um that [ __ ] got up on

stage and a straitjacket mm-hmm and completely destroyed his head still I

mean you know yeah that's my apologies yeah man it was like Marisa do the worst

every song she's from Ford Ford - he's

from Willingboro 6:09 shout-out to you um birthday party yeah we dig out of his birthday party Joe it might get the host

yeah well they were at his party I don't know if he's your buddy so I don't want it my cronies for Joe and time and Joe

fell asleep I was tired I was tired and Mike zombie is like a rap music in the

fact that Mike zombie will come and play you 500 beat yeah yes my beats for days and days and days I can't listen to five

hundred beats when playing with an attentive ear because I don't know he did zero to a hundred for drink

okay you know on the track no I think ERISA never do this and then love you no more something

like that would Khalid and jay-z and oh I get my drink records mixed so speaking

of Khaled um yesterday I was happen to be in a car for about all of seven hours

and Khalid apparently has a new song Gold slugs from dead I have heard all seven hours I was in

the car yesterday and I like the song I'm gonna purchase that song but you listen it flex no I wasn't um the driver

had a station I don't know but Gold slugs and another one is a your mind your mother one another one yeah your

mind is the other one I know you're doing another one but whoever but which

leaves me leave me two white Iverson

post Malone I can't escape it I love that song you would love this a funny

[ __ ] is good record um why is that a good record let's talk about just catchy I wouldn't listen to it my personal time

well let's talk about what listen a listeners I'm only playing devil's advocate here do you think that there is

impeccable writing on their record no I think there's wait no no I got more questions okay do you think that the

hook is just that amazing I think it's a catchy think it's pretty up there didn't ask you that

no I don't think the hook is amazing do you think the music is amazing no but

you think the song is amazing I didn't say was amazing I said I liked it I think it's catchy I think it is for the

times and I also know the kid is actually pretty talented plays instruments and [ __ ] which makes me appreciate him with you know what it is

let me tell you what it is um Drake has

started this genre this is definitely drink inspired Marissa never no never do

never ever never had not pucker your mouth and say you know I'm not Brokaw

and and you are mad she can't even check her

balance today listen I got a hard time I got a hard time here and drink music

that's not from drink now it has to be it has to be good and I'm not saying this is bad but I've heard this so many

places that I'm programmed to like it now that's not what I brung post Malone up I was doing an interview with

somebody today and they informed me that they heard a post Malone interview where

Charlemagne to God said to post Malone um do you are you aware of who Allen

Iverson is and post Malone said no wait what that could have been a really bad

PR move to just make people click it listen I don't think I don't think the

person I was talking to was lying about it but if this kid doesn't know who

Allen Iverson is I'm gonna really have a problem with this song now that's just my I'm not brand I am what the [ __ ] do

you mean [ __ ] why Iverson you all know Iverson is the first take do you

white it's the white Iverson maybe the person doesn't remember that interview correctly and maybe it was a different

question asked regarding Iverson after his follow his career when you were young or something stupid like that you know no I'm not rolling with that one

listen after this I'm gonna look up I'm gonna look up and see if I can find that

interview because I know on this podcast we don't fact-check very often we don't want to do that but so so I'm not gonna

say that that happened because that in fact check yet but if this kid doesn't know who Allen Iverson I'm gonna have a

really big problem with this [ __ ] Iverson record but it's worth it oh it's been a slow building record it's a really old record April know April's not

that old at all don't like April bro when do you think this record was released [ __ ] I asked a year everywhere

I go I think I might even heard this record and [ __ ] Dunkin Donuts with the Arab lady singing this [ __ ] making

my [ __ ] light and sweet Freddie now it takes 20 minutes a mess

then that 12 sugars don't do that all right the official audio came out February 2015

thank you not that long ago yeah it's only October fam I mean for the record

to be where it is now I'm sure that's pretty high with the with the spins cuz

I hear it everywhere shoutout to post Malone and all of his success with this record cuz i really do hear it

everywhere um is there anything else that I need to talk about that I have not talked about I probably will

remember after this podcast is over but I do want to talk about what I can give

to when you're done give it now the Falcons played the Redskins on Sunday and it was such a close game and

then at the very last second the Redskins scored they had to go into overtime and then finally Atlanta took

it home after like ten minutes of overtime I was there shoutout to Julio I learned that was a player on the well

I'm speaking of that out to hooli not the Hogs I learned that was a player on the whole story so that why were you at

the game because my drug dealer friends took me Wow okay you know what

since her bank has an app and she watched a sports game you what else hasn't happened in sports what is that roars FanDuel calm yet out you know what

I got a shout-out to fan duel I spend about $600 in swing playing FanDuel let

me just before I get into my fan duel uh campaign here um it was too much to

choose from it was too many tournaments and my addictive personality I could see how a fan to make so much money

I just put like 200 I went through the trouble of making a whole team and I

tried to sign up for the 1 million dollar tournament but I only had like $25 deposit it was like dog so yeah it's

been like eight hundred dollars and I didn't win because everybody I picked it really I spend ten dollars and I lost

everything but I did participate in Johnny shoutout to gunplay uh winning some money and FanDuel this week

oh because I told him he was about to pick the the Lions defense against the

cardinal what was available the Cardinals who have three defense in the

league so I told him to start the Cardinals defense and um who else well I

told him I get Carson Palmer and sure enough he wants some money but if you want to play against me in fantasy

football this week join my league on FanDuel it is easy you just head to FanDuel dot-com / button you pick your

player stay under the salary cap and sit back on Sunday and watch your team rack up points as fan dude calm / button to

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fantasy football with more winners and more payoffs than any other site and they're paying out over 75 million dollars a week this football season oh

man I can't believe I spent all that money and I and I lost I was very upset

about it and and I could see how gamblers um it's not can't pick up a habit no no I'm not saying that scam no

it's not but I could see how gamblers pick up a habit yeah doing that I'm not

a gambler and I do not have a habit but I cannot wait until this week so I can uh talk and play again for every dollar

you deposit FanDuel will match you with up to 200 bucks that gets earned as you play that's a bonus of up to 200 dollars the offer is

only good for the first 50 people that sign up for my league fan dude calm / button uh so this week right shout out

to the Giants who held it down this week I'm gonna tell you guys

y'all gonna say I'm crazy Eli Manning is on a roll bro Eli Manning you're crazy

yeah but Eli Manning is quietly putting up 18 to 25 points a week and doing

better than his [ __ ] older brother I'd say that man roll one fantasy's much

better than Payton this year because they're not predicated on defense but Eli even though I lost got me 29 points

is past week him so I would a nice cheap yeah he's cheaper so if you're looking

for more bang for your buck probably I would go I would go with Eli Devonta Freeman has

gone crazy every week for Atlanta so his price keeps going up but Justin Forsett put up about 22

points this week and he might be a great fantasy value pick up um and the Jets

having to buy we've really killed me because Braylon Edwards always holds me down in fantasy so shout out to everybody on FanDuel and good luck this

week uh hopefully you win something so yeah okay that was a good little plug

yeah it was real good go Giants by the way the Giants game almost gave me a heart attack

I want to know why you're at a game but we'll talk about that doesn't watch a game it was I was in Atlanta it's fine

it's fine we'll talk about it off the air friends that you have oh so you're just saying

it yep you're trying to offend your palooka political connects anyway um I

don't think I didn't want to ask us both you guys believe in zodiac signs correct

what's your zodiac sign name very

quickly see why your rep career field

slow it down slow it down um yeah I believe it was odious I went on a bit of

a mini rant which I mean that Michael Paul Marisa why are you not many rant

she know I'm not gonna go too many read I do want to know about this zodiac cuz I went in today everyone's talked about

on Twitter and I will go over Batum from my my time line to say that you should

not use odx eyes as an attempt to excuse your shitty individual behavior for your personal character you're still a dick

Daniel I agree with that yeah okay I think is actually gonna read some of

your funny tweets oh my funny tweets oh I had said uh when people are like well I'm a [ __ ] when I don't get my way

because I'm such a Leo no you're a [ __ ] you're just a [ __ ] I agree I just can't decide between these two guys I'm

such a Gemini no you're Oh yep gyro so I have to sit here and wonder are you

guys blaming the Sun Moon and stars for your shitty behavior and preconceived notions of people that you have never

even met that was too fast and I matific redrump am i blaming the Sun Moon and

stars from my shitty behavior your own

your excuse for your own behavior and also giving preconceived notions of people that you have never met before I

mean like very loosely very loosely I'm giving what preconceived notions like be like I'll be like oh that makes sense or

something like that but it won't really be like I'm not basing my life upon oh because he's a Gemini he's gonna be

two-faced and indecisive and it's not I don't yeah and I wanted to ask you too because all I get from it because I

don't research it I look on my timeline and I say people see people to eat I hate fake people I'm such an Aries

well what sign likes fake right so I and I know you two are into it so I'm really

asking with the intent to learn because I'm I'm very ignorant - okay so let me help you a little bit um and not that

I'm a [ __ ] connoisseur in this the [ __ ] expert here um zodiac the signs and what they mean

differ for the men of the same sign and the women of the same sign that's number one it also is contingent upon which day

yeah well no you you were born yeah because yeah that has that plays a big

part now I'll I'll pertains to me virgos are supposed to be over-analytical deep

thinkers that's what they say about Virgo men that is me I don't know if

that is me because I'm a Virgo but a lot of Virgo men that I have met are also

over-analytical deep thinkers they say we are perfectionist um a lot that

that's applicable not with your fashion but yeah [ __ ] I'm just that's when I

spit all of this Friday

motormouth Sony produced by Arab music but anyway off of that um they say we're very clean and cleanly they say a lot of

things about a lot of the things that I have read about Virgo men are applicable to me and a lot of the Virgo men that I know um

cancers all cancer women I know are overly emotional all of them what I have

it would man any name I haven't met not one not one cancer woman that is not

overly emotional and cries over everything excessively and I ask you may

never met a woman that wasn't emotional yeah there yeah but like Leo women we love the spotlight that's why a lot of

Leo's are actually an entertainment so we'd love enjoyed doing that we're firstly loyal like all of those things are what I am to but again I have met a

lot of Scorpio women shout out to Tyrese um cuz I always laugh when um what's the

name of the fight the signs of lovemaking coming on and and he's just a metal scorpion and in the beat drop and

the [ __ ] water drops in the background in all this and I laughed every single time but I've met a lot of

Scorpios we're really great at having sex now so I hear hmm I've heard that I

meant a lot of pythons I had sex with a lot of Scorpio woman but I've heard that about them so a man just depends I met a

lot of people like you though that don't believe in that science should at all well I can't say I don't believe in it because I've never researched it but all

the rape I'm not gonna say but well my best to my best friends are Leos actually and they don't give a [ __ ] about spotlight any of that [ __ ] or

attention yo can I just stop right there for a second I know we're wrapping this

up but how come women get to have two three four and five best friends I was

like yo Joe just doesn't understand that you can have best friends from different walks of life because if you have one from your hometown you have one from

college like they can all be the best of your friends from different walk all right so listen till that [ __ ] thinks

she cute and then she not my best friend any no I've never fought with my friends first of all you know what's funny if you go back to and this is my this is

point number one for me if you go back to episode like one two or three I don't

remember which one marty was explaining the squad and she was talking about how she doesn't have very many friends at

all no I said I don't have groups of friends I have a lot of friends but I have them individually from different

things that I've done over the years okay I don't have groups okay you were stationed about hey you win that point I lose my second point here is the

word best is that singular or plural best is what I need it to be people can

have more than one this one I don't but you do know that the word seems to be so [ __ ] singular literal doesn't matter

they're my best friend from college my best friend from my hometown in my best friend from work you have to like one of

them more than the other nope I like them all equally for different reasons I understand women anyway I'm not gonna

spend too much time on you and your [ __ ] finger that's not real [ __ ] I know you hate to promote but we have

to cuz the album comes out on Friday but in Wednesday's give you a little plug a real plug got a joke lucky why there's

not but in Wednesday's them comes out Friday it does oh it's still funny one thing so it's button Friday and button Wednesday

end button Thursday is button week brother but a week and I just finished plugging album no but now you have to

like give the whole spiel where they can get it this and that you got from home or what do you mean what do you mean when it can get it's a [ __ ] album you

can go on your app you know people have [ __ ] you can go on iTunes you're going to private and get the money to buy your store we got physical copies

you can go purchase it there you can purchase it on your app your Android you can purchase it wherever you normally typically go to purchase albums all of

loss in stores this Friday I would have a whole long big emotional spiel that's what I was looking right now about this

album no I won't because then I'm gonna change the entire mood in the room well we're ending so you can change they no actually really be available at like 11

something that's how iTunes been so tomorrow night real real late on iTunes it will be leave by tomorrow all I've

lost oh wow it hasn't really people tweeted me with the actual album in

their him yeah because the bundles the bundle Shimano shipped out the bundle shipped out so if you if you ordered the

bundle then you should have it by now yes partly tonight then yet tonight or tomorrow well I mean [ __ ] I'm amazed at

it yeah are you coming tomorrow to ha that's exciting oh yeah I will be there no no album one

of mine has ever gone this long without leaking me personally I think that is a horrible thing because I'm I'm not like

some of the label execs they think you know uh there's longer doesn't lead to better no I think there's a time that it

should leak that's what I Facebook um now that if the light to album after it

leaks by it is become the for me having a who's been putting up it up for streaming a few days before though is that gonna happen well all I've lost

stream today today no complex complex conflicts

yesterday also where you can find the rat first video well stream it if you

like it buy it trying to play some bills up here yeah so we can put it on this

one we can put money in Marty's bank again Joe how did you write tampons on our advertising copy tonight right after

Empire you'll already be watching TV so just two new vh1 that button wednesdays

want to thank everyone for coming out except for Rory and mati the body no one

yes out everyone up here so we won't say they're mighty could like to devote

everything Janet that's a nice and I like you just getting [ __ ] good look

exactly you know it's funny bodies like that but she would hate for [ __ ] to

[ __ ] start shout and [ __ ] out about her thank you for showing up late

oh and me and Joe and the group of people in there are gonna go do escape a room if we don't make it back

money's taken over the podcast oh we're going to escape the room we did say oh

mighty might want to go and then an enjoy book six people and a [ __ ] idiot no because they're Johnnie's into

text me privately and said I don't I

have the text we're going to escape the room in downtown damn we did something

like that don't come with every two but that's when a group of people going in Rome and thank you and you have to

follow clues to try to get out the room and yet like I said at the time and it's the most fun thing ever

you know you're I'm taking your place I'm going to this thing so yeah if we don't if we don't come back it's

Maddie's pumpkin yeah oh man and then got all the money to go to problem

thanks thanks for listening we'll see you guys next week folks are