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i think i figured out why i'm so stupid i smoke weed out of tin foil for like a whole summer oh let's do it

yeah did you ever are you actually dumb like are you too young to uh have converted a can into a bowl you

need an apple oh okay apples that work too yeah that was like advanced that's some white shirt yeah he used to take the can and poke

holes in it and smoke out of that it was brutal [Laughter] no job but when you're 14 years old no

no no no no no no

a whole conversation over the drops yo on the i go to the barbershop on

fridays early in the morning 8 a.m sometimes people still be in there and in the barbershop they're just throwing these random movies

random movies that you of course you may have seen that you may have forgotten about but it's in the morning we all glued to that [ __ ] there's normally violence involved

and it's sometimes familiar faces so you start watching the [ __ ] and i'm in there for like an hour getting to cut them

glued to this keanu reeves movie it's him his [ __ ]

but that's what was happening and here comes this [ __ ] beautician barber comes in

oh yeah when they killed him at the end yo i say wait wait i was watching this

dog you just bought the whole movie for the barbershop oh you didn't see this [ __ ] nah if i did

i forgot if i did i forgot i don't know how that related to the hell i was talking about just now

but i get it um are you guys done i think so with your with your white exchange i

mean we get into white house oh y'all y'all are foreign exchange garcia vegas for this [ __ ]

he does kind of look like nicolet parks is nicolet on the left parks is mad people on the low all right a clean drop

here we go

microphone check one two what is this welcome to episode 378 of the joe button podcast

i'm your humble gracious grateful and highly favored host joe button here with a few of my nearest and dearest

brother maul is here with us today parks and rec known to catch wrecking parks he's here

uh sunset erickson paparazzi don cheadle you know the vibes cory's

over there along with alex the great also we have some company over there uh fan we brought a fan in to observe

the show you scared me with that at the beginning this gentleman bought a meet and greet

hey spotify kicked us out now we're selling like live meet and greets um for just five but just five bucks you

could come to the kitchen see how the magic is made taking some secondhand smoke while

you're here yeah yeah man helvane is here with us gentlemen how are you doing how are you feeling

how would you consent go ahead i'm just asking how you're doing how you feeling uh how your week

was i've been paying i uh human pain first thing happened to me i don't know this is a because i'm getting older i fell in the

shower today like no badly you gotta get like the stool i i went to reach for the uh

for the face wash and i caught the edge and i slipped and then i was gonna grab the shower raw [ __ ] but i grabbed a rag

instead oh no no and i went head over heels butt ass through both the shower

curtains and ended up on my bathroom floor covered in soap feeling very vulnerable

and very much in pain you still got all your teeth though so yo that is hilarious what you was doing

in the shower i was just reaching for the face wash yeah you got to get the little um the

things that you put on the bottom of the nose the little grippies my back hurts the flowers my legs hurt

a little bit little pig in the blanket huh yeah it hurt man [ __ ] rolled himself up in

the bathroom wrong you still got your teeth though that's the only thing i'll be worried about and

following them

yeah they say you can drown in an inch of water yeah man no you cannot and you don't know the drain could clog

i could be passed out oh yeah it takes one time to to uh grab

one of those unsturdy uh shower curtain rods it's the one that's not really up

there none of them are really just has the right friction on the wall right yeah one time to grab that and you'll be

cautious the rest of the way yeah it's true it's true yeah i'm in pain a lot of pain my knees have been do i'm feeling the

effects of this whole crisscross applesauce thing i've been doing for the last 30 years oh yeah yeah i could see that catching up to you

i would think that would make you more uh flexible applause yeah but i feel like that would be good for a while

whatever you're doing from from 10 to 40 after that yeah your knees are

and my both my parents had uh knee replacement surgeries that says a lot also when you get older

you see how much tougher and stronger women are than men because yeah yeah my dad had a knee replacement

surgery since y'all getting quiet on me it didn't mean to be like an after-school special moment yeah right

pop got a uh knee replacement uh from an injury suffered at work and it looked like the most difficult thing

in the universe at one of the top hospitals mom's got it and was partying then next week mom's got two

comes out went to jamaica within the barbados been traveling ever

since i just want to live i'm out just finish a marathon yeah yeah yeah

you'll see how much tougher women are than you but i feel that [ __ ] man like i'm laying down in bed

oh baby move it baby uh so i feel you rory i feel your pain i

didn't mean to open up with knee replacement surgery stuff but here we are that's where we are uh i

see more packed a little bag some light he gave us the tapered jeans and the polo drip

you came from the country club now you met a new girl when you with paper jeans yeah for sure i like to pull this too though no you didn't what happened you did yeah you

guys you got to let us see how the calves are shaped

[Laughter] that's disgusting listen i did leg day for a week and felt different after i

put some shorts on yeah

man i don't think you see it i don't think

you're all funny by the way this is a saturday let me tell y'all i'm so glad that we we're gonna just i'm just here to laugh

um yeah yeah yep sorry we was kind of we're still fighting but we're not i'm i'm here to laugh yeah i'm here for the

joke because we ain't talking about enough the system the elevator bringing us down like prince said elevator

elevator gonna bring us now yeah try he was right you know you guys uh do you guys think the ig

joints would have ruined jurassic park i'm sorry hear me out i was watching jurassic park

live iso yeah say like everything didn't go bad at jurassic park and it really

opened like it could be a place that you vacation sure ig chicks ruined swimming with the pigs

true they ruined tulum dolphins too stingrays they ruined all the animal [ __ ]

yeah they would have ruined the t-rex's yeah i could see that you know how many

jurassic park would be filled with your timeline once 20 ig models go somewhere it's over it's

complete i think jurassic park would have been next [ __ ] do white people ruin jurassic park

samuel jackson was there the whole time what are you talking about we talked about the new one the new one yeah because

i did lose the one what's the name from from first yeah duke okay

i didn't see that is he from parks america i don't know wait nobody saw the new one nice yeah i did i saw it

it was trying that was a blockbuster film you know i know no that wasn't trash it was good i'm just saying it's a white dude running around putting [ __ ]

metal rubber bands on dinosaurs metal rubble don't they do that to all animals now

or they told me bailey has a chip in her but i can't access the chip no rory there's no view those aren't the

animals they're doing that too right yeah loving the animals

i got the covey test they put that [ __ ] right oh yeah right on my brain sure um all right uh anything else y'all want

to get into before we get into what we're supposed to get into shout out to our first and last time listeners uh shout out to our uh

audience everywhere no matter where you are all across the globe on all dsps so i'll still just look at

that soon listen another episode i'm shouting them all out i'm telling you where i'm at with it i

love title um yeah we are silly today woody i want to

start with what do you want to start with i don't have much yeah yeah okay yes sir

the queen should we have a who loves scissor more competition i do

nah see i come in here and i get vulnerable i tell y'all who i have an affinity for like who i love i have an affinity for sizza and they

just put it on blog sites i get killed why why they can't kill you for loving sizzle

no they kill me for loving brandy did that really who doesn't love brandy well never him

thinking he could even get a shot of brandy nevertheless that's what they're saying

damn son you know they was doing this they talk to me like my jerseys

[Music] these [ __ ] young kids and you got the blessing from the family like that's true what do you want me to do

man he got the blessing for the family no he didn't think i would treat brandy like the bartenders around

what the [ __ ] the [ __ ] are they talking about the internet just says a bunch of stupid [ __ ]

no i wouldn't take brandy to starlet you [ __ ] idiot kind of lit though

it's a nice place to go on a date yeah it is a good day then you gotta put my

face up on the wall with bran

i replaced duke yo scream now we don't need to see this back to scissors oh listen man jersey's finest

jersey's finest i don't even know what what else there is to be said about this young lady

oh my god let's reckon this fire

oh my goodness man i don't know what it is to say this song is amazing uh brand new

scissor uh hit different feature in toddler sign produced by pharrell and chad i think

excuse me neptune's both baltimore i have to see scissors recording budget

scissors the neptune's because she's a chicken combo scissor this can't say oh i can't say always

because she's only had one album but you just see how they handle her yeah like with this video

her last album didn't have a lot of business i feel like control probably wasn't outrageous those were no my point is

those were top top top quality songs oh absolutely she she's gonna always take her time and

deliver like top-tier quality music and this sounds like that i would have never guessed

that thank you parks telling me uh that's chad and pharrell yeah but jesus

ty doubt let me tell you something man i've said what i had to say about ty dolla but i'ma say it again every time he smokes these features

put it on album i need i need this album from him of course i need it 10 of these i would

like his album to be scissors album just duo yeah actually

i wouldn't even be mad what leg was he with atlantic okay i read in the internal memo

he's on my roster i signed him he signed to me

joe and atlantic's merger joe and mike karen

joe

like there's a lot of people out there i just don't know that i've spoken about it at some point is that because you guys are working from home now you don't

really see them in there um i don't work for a record label okay rory my currently my rights could

never be purchased that way um well except i wouldn't say never yeah well i didn't know that my rights

were being purchased purchased that way well you're out of it now oh thank god

and let me round the applause admit [ __ ] it took me i keep saying it but it took me 17 years

to get out of my pub deal big deal turn down some of the applause loud applause

um back to scissor where scissors amazing the song is amazing ty dolla sign is amazing it's amazing

i think there's a project coming yeah i think i would i would guess that she wouldn't be doing all this if it

wasn't ig right huh i think she leaked another song on ig something last night yeah i am tired of her and punch though with

the whole i'm gonna get in trouble for this and then punch oh yo what are you what are you doing

you know i feel about you i love you you're all a royalty to me but is it that one but i get it engagement

engagement hey work you got to do it they did do that the first one right well i thought it was serious the first

time so like i told her and it might have been for a second who knows yeah but now this this

mines were serious all i'm saying huh my mind was serious and y'all laughed at me y'all laughed me out st john sent that to you said hey could

you play this on the podcast no he said no he sent it to me but people have done it to me and i've done it

with the school he said it to me but say that we didn't authorize it he said it to me but didn't say that but

it was important it was out at midnight it at 11 p.m yeah jamal is great he sent it to me but didn't say that

what do you think that means popular podcaster no no no no i get everything your thoughts no i get

every record i just don't i don't play them at it because i know it's you know out of respect that's all that that's saying john should be growing on me man

pause with the roses uh future yeah yeah go right your record's good good record so so monday night my

birthday people want to hang out at my house a little later than my bedtime a little later than i normally allow

mm-hmm i was like hell trust after the uh monica granny battle

yo throw on some music set the vibe

so i went for the vibe yeah but i'm too old for them but joe i don't know i don't know i don't know

what the vibe is i i put on you know no no no you know how to set the ambiance you know how to set them up

for me i put on uh you know good morning i'm putting on one of the up-tempo snow records okay first

i thought that was a nice opener right right and then a a beautiful young lady from the living room who shall remain

anonymous scream down yo you trying to put us to sleep [Laughter]

that's always funny

i didn't know i didn't know my neck so then i was like i felt the way right so the next record i put on was

the saint john record here come rory it's too early

i was trying to coach him i'm like yo i didn't know this was until 3 a.m

i don't know what to play i gave it i went to the bathroom [Laughter]

it's pretty there's a lot of pressure i wouldn't lock myself in the bathroom you have to have a different respect for djs when you're in that position

oh yeah you have to you have to like listen they yelled at me again and you [ __ ] you just been bopping uh shaking ass the

band from tv let me get into my queen set

i don't know how i got into that story but uh where was we at scissors come on you guys speaking scissors beautiful scissors amazing i love scissors nothing

great oh my goodness yes yeah and this album the snippet that came the snippet she

put on instagram sounds amazing and there was a stupid at the end of the song that snippet sounds amazing produced by

i think uh nascent which i think is the same dude that did when all else fails on moon music

full circle i think he's from chicago but i could be wrong about that really

he's from somewhere of course he is doesn't he exist i just appreciate the

the the the quality that comes from scissors that's all that's my main point i don't want to ramble on she's like like we spoke about with um come on

man

is that even a real is this is this a bob ross painting [Laughter]

she is artwork i don't even know if this is this cgi oh my jesus she looks great

she looks good you gotta appreciate the chicks that could pull off the baggy look in the non-baggy look yeah and look great in both and covered

in blood look well she looked that was probably chicks chicks going on a little fast

and hit the same boy i'd be laughing early in the fast ah you

ain't gonna make it are you hungry come on let's go eat

right now oh no i'm just doing 120 day liquid fast

i only i can only eat after six o'clock shut up take this steak or a smothered

steak i made this pork rib in front of you into that fast you start seeing the results

start seeing it yeah yeah that little robocop outfit is working you have really suppressed your sides

you suppressed your side y'all that chick's putting all this

extra work and now they look not to be appreciated [ __ ] out of here it's it's for them it's not for us joe it's definitely

no it's for me too that's why i stand there and struggle to get that top top clip clipped that is that's difficult the top clip

that takes some strength oh if you don't know that game you not hip to the faja game oh the top clip come on can you clip

this up for me you can get it up but that top the top one top two of them strength yeah yeah why

are you taking so long back there i'm trying not to crush it yeah how do you breathe in this

you're a monster all your organs are touching yeah yeah a little while um

come on y'all say something about scissors i'm just sitting here i'm just hearing [ __ ] riding she looks sounds great

he beat toby killing the background do you hear him no tyron youtube we're playing the

record sorry and they are smoking this trust me

youtube this one

scissors gonna [ __ ] you right and come make you the best tea you ever had that's true let it inset oh my god

probably some peppermint tooth yeah read you some affirmations oh my gosh

you probably got like the little wind chimes relax you don't wait till the full moon set in tensions with you

sage over you while you sleep oh my god right just making sure you're sleeping soundly right right i appreciate that um

you take a shower she's gonna come throw some leaves and plants in there oh yeah yeah why are you in the shower

yeah i'm throwing them no no it's a herbal shower now my g yo thank you for just bettering me man

she's from jersey so she might say my g yeah come on that's the garden state parks you know imagine the leaves and

plants that scissor has a cruise maybe you can still rap that she's a crew throughout the year look she's making the horses look sexy

i'm into bestiality now look at that beautiful white oh my god

hey hey now i think about it i just put the

leaves in my bathroom and i fell damn see you ain't close they was trying to tell me something bad energy

i'm what needs to be saved out of that apartment if i wasn't celibate right now that song will be getting thrown on on upon entry as soon as the doorbell

rings here different here different different i thought you meant way out to the section i didn't

even hear the bell in here [Laughter]

asking a girl would you don't be feeling me what are you doing i didn't expect you

so soon yeah it literally said in your phone

it rang that's hilarious you gotta let her bake by the door fuller you can't rush to the door no no

no you can't y'all rush outside meet the uber as it's pulling up send a text yo where you at that's the wrong house

you can't rush outside you gotta love to figure it out savannah ain't paying for the uber until

you can come to his house he's like you got a bike right go ahead and bike your ass over here

remember the ubers when you could uh make them just take a cab you just call them the cab and they had to pay for it that would say well you

have to go downstairs and pay for it yeah i was going to be panicking

yo uber don't get the credit they deserve for killing that panic moment or trying to get her out the house but you can't get a cab exactly

exactly and then she changed a lot man uber changed and young but we ain't have a credit card neither so it was like

yeah and cash app killed the y'all get you back later when i see you cash app is for the creators it didn't

kill anything it's only birth opportunities for everyone out there it's only birthed opportunities created

jobs creating jobs giving away money

made amazing mergers to benefit us all they just understand that they get the vision cash app is here to

stay just in case anybody's confused out there i love it rory rory may have misspoken i don't

know where he was going with that one i don't know what i mean spotify pay yeah yeah yeah there we go

it's a good merge is what he's trying to say that's a good emergency she's highlighting the business deals yeah it's a techie podcast now

definitely bought joe rolex we're on all the techie news no doubt is that a good thing yeah

um well some of them say we'll find out with their next move

we'll see what joe gets to next yeah we won't count them out cause we've seen things happen before

but a little risque okay it's a great you are risque our exit has

me glued to the [ __ ] stock market you're trying i'm trying

i'm trying to gain understanding see i'm awesome yeah no i am i'm only posting that because i'm immature and petty right i was going to

say a little bit of it is kind of like the disgruntled x yeah yeah yeah come on come on yeah yeah no

i'm say bonding this thing out i i i'm i'm not gonna have fun with the

other joe over there to the people that think i'm posting that saying hey this is what my exit has done i'm not i'm not saying

that at all but you're not not saying it i don't care what's doing it lose

[Laughter] however you lose after some erratic

decisions that i disagree with yeah now i'm supporting to lose okay yeah that's the point to lose i

guess hey everything's down so what does that mean i feel you i feel

you it goes back to me saying a few pods ago hey i don't think i think hey apple going

down and looking at that in the morning is a little different from spotify tumbling it's different it's different

it's different and different indifferent i don't care hardware over there what are you selling

you need subscribers if it's going down [ __ ] are leaving that's what it means and i don't care why [ __ ] is leaving the fact that it's

going down huh what else stocks go down

yeah but they go up too the market goes down is the whole market down the market

isn't solely based on subscriptions they're them not the market only

only them and what they can do to help it fluctuate is what i'm saying i wouldn't say that was the sole purpose

of a spotify stock would be on subscriber coming and going

but it doesn't think it affects it it does it affects them i just don't think in the stock market it's solely based on how many users left today and how many

came today no there's definitely more to it than that because it is buying it's buying into the stock

of who's buying into it tell me more that's not if i all of that

is driving subscriptions see what both of y'all are saying it's a fact i think no it's a question

it's a fact i'm not saying it's the the whole thing no no no no no no but that's the job

and that's why and that's why i hate rory he just said supporting the laws he don't you don't care why i'm supporting him i don't give a [ __ ]

what it is i lose i feel the [ __ ]

um what was that oh scissors you all know what silver did you have an interesting take on

scissors come on let's wrap up scissor get the big sean more music came out she looks great she sounds great i'm excited to hit a

project the leak on her page was was hard the leak at the end of that record was hard no no no no no you stay at the summer

show don't don't come up don't come over here now put all my queens i'll come over here now i support all my blacks look i'll put

the ball right by the rim for you to dunk that on my black queens you got to do that to me sometimes i believe the summer show go to the scissors show you

know me stop scoring look at joe trying to divide women stop

stop scoring hit them against each other joe is part of the problem when he

thinks only one woman could be on top [ __ ] dunked it and he's yelling at the rap show what's up

i was in one i'm so tired of seeing these athletes do that by the way oh it's just it's terrible well chris

paul's in his lawyer came in this last parks why do you hate chris paul i know his crew do hate chris paul i don't

he wasn't in his lawyer game talking about uh there's a foul there's a foul that was the national his whole

government name hey chris paul called tom out and nobody had possession

look here it's right here you can call timeout if there's no that's why he's the head of the

player [ __ ] yeah but the timeout while the ball is out of bounds it's hilarious

anyway scissor no big sean because y'all don't have nothing to say about this other side it's one we love it she looks great you

gotta you got a young lady you're gonna throw that on with maybe see how i gave you something none

at the same time you're good yeah you good man maybe maybe

let us know if you do got you has anybody found out the crack prices recently

i haven't i haven't inquired we were just talking about jumping to crack lane no we're not leaving spotify

hitting the block that's not happening we're not doing that that mark i'm not jumping

into that market creators listen now you want to bring

the crummies back that market thrives on subscriptions it's your time to lead the podcast no

bro we're not doing that but no i don't i don't know joe i haven't haven't haven't checked you

wouldn't know i wouldn't and i wouldn't know either i overheard i saw a youtube vid maybe yeah

yeah he said crack prices were down yeah or it's booming because of user support was booming

crack is back crack crack ain't never left nah crack kind of left no it crack kind of left man it didn't a

little bit the way it was lawyers bills lawyers doctors they smoke crack bro no doubt well coke coke never

left for sure coconuts always steady crackers crackers back to just the lawyers and the doctor smoking it

that much mayor's yeah oh i was blown away i already forget it

we're gonna go down there hold on never mind who's smoking crack in 2020 they smoking it i mean listen man they

out there it's probably pretty good the way people react obviously yeah see that's white privilege crack is probably pretty good no [ __ ]

who's smoking crack and everybody coming to smoking crack what the [ __ ] is your family doing

smoking crackers no i got some crackheads in the family but see everybody does yeah gives a family character there's a

thing called functioning crackheads sure like crackhead is not just the people that's on the corner strung out that's a fact

a lot of wealthy uh business people absolutely i thought about that this week that's how the internet treats me but the

internet treats me like the crackhead cousin that got right so they proud of me so i come by and

they're proud of my success but they're still watching yeah they watch you when you go in the other room

it smells a little funny back there yo what room here go get them i'll be back on that one they want me to

win but i mean they're not going to leave me in the room alone no yeah watch him watch him

sean you label me get to it don't try to be cool about it my label mates huh yeah big sean big royal collab

how you feel about it when the bigs collide best of both bigs what if rory just

threw a big in front of his name yeah when he comes out the closet oh well [ __ ]

he ain't gonna want to be a little rory no you can't roll out if you put little in front of your name you have to have murdered somebody

that's true it's funny you mention that because the legal department just came back and said hey you can't use your name someone trademarked it i said it's my

name i'll show you my birth certificate what do you mean i can't use my name right it's a pretty plain name

i mean but it's my but there is another rory that like was a successful yeah he spelled it differently so now no i

have to come up with some i guess i'll be big big big roar big red i was thinking wild irish rose

because like i'm an alcoholic an irish and a rose let's let's think about those let's think a little further about that

change this thing we're doing brainstorming yeah we'll think a little bit more about all right i'll table that one yeah yeah yeah wild irish rose and i'm never

calling you big boy will you call me rose rose

maybe rose big rory [ __ ] was [ __ ] cuddled up on the bathroom floor

fresh out that shower poke your damn [ __ ] is traumatized you know i don't mean to do it i don't mean to

joke about it way too soon it light flashed i'm still in pain emotionally and

physically what what's wrong with the shower for what charlemagne say uh deal with your trauma before it deals

with you that's what i'm trying to work through right now deal with the shower curtain before dealt with me charlemagne and i have

made peace and we've agreed not to destroy each other publicly oh that's good yeah i shouldn't i wasn't trying but he

wasn't trying to do that i could did perceived another way i could see it the crackhead cousin on the internet

again when the crackhead cousin is screaming but he's right he was a crackhead that's true so no

matter what he's yelling no matter what i know what you meant but i could see how it could be perceived otherwise i've

been reading think pieces on me all week they thinking were they thinking they they thinking i hate reading thing

pieces where they're not thinking laser piece yeah i didn't hear i didn't hear the whole business party did i saw

a clip but this is what i think about it oh yeah it's been a lot of that yeah yeah no for sure no it's true um big sean big

sean the big sean big royal collab oh it's in the works

uh i like it man all right um

that doesn't sound like the most ringing endorsements i don't know i didn't love it i [ __ ] with it i like the first three

solos and then maybe three or four after that a little bit in the middle is where i isn't really for me the

the thug travis scott part wasn't really my my type of [ __ ] but the beginning in the

end i really love um i i like the album i like the first three i like the wild anderson pack and

i like the outro you don't like the zen the [ __ ] out i like that i like zen the [ __ ] out

i like everything that's missing you're like full circle i like full circles you were right i like you don't like body language with ty and janae

i like that record there's a lot of great records on on this project it's not bad i mean i only went through

it once 21 records and i got a few skips i think it's a good outcome it's a lot of music it's a lot of music

but it on the first lesson i'm not mad at it on the on the phone at all no yeah did they mix

key wayne's vocals on this i can't hear a word he's saying low five rory

this beat hey guys you got some jokes it sounds like some joe [ __ ] who did that he wayne yeah key wayne is

a really good producer i like all the hit boy records man we've been riding hit boy's dick a lot here but

he's having a year he's having a year you two we're playing music so you like dudes more when they had a successful

year like you just like the girls huh uh yeah

let's step right on there like yeah little rory yeah

for real i want one can i just stool no please no parks no yeah

[Laughter] oh yes this is funny you don't want to

sit next to rogue parks welcome to where your back is finished i'm finished with rory

he thought we just took a poll on his dick shut up all right where are we at big show this

is been living over here that [ __ ] is comfy right yeah it's a good chance what the [ __ ] is that this

sound should be anywhere i need to look at y'all yeah great chair he's killing this [ __ ] over

here all right come on big sean rory likes it parks doesn't really love it too much after big sean we can switch back okay

um like i said first listen uh it's a lot of music 21 tracks but it's um

i'm sorry i just had to see if the drone was excited i've done a pull up it was a good pull up too thank you yeah

it was good though first listen i like it i'm not mad at it some tracks i could do without but for the most part good music

you're rapping the [ __ ] out i like that track i think that's gonna be one of the um the records that go there's a standout

yeah i think that's gonna be one of the ones that rock the charts

it has the potential you think it's a smash why do we teach these words i hate

because they're hilarious but they're they're cemented in our how do you feel about the cohesion rory i thought it was blazing hip-hop in r b

now that's a few records on there that's though they just joked their whole lives away we've been serious the world is super

serious it serious at some point okay i like tell me about the cohesion i like uh

finding myself big sean i think he's in a good country he's firing here's the throw to the plate and he is

excited you're safe no i'm a safe person yeah i'm surrounded by

my friends except for in the bathtub of course i'm sick i was by myself then and you know

wait was was sam home you know he hit the bathroom floor with the dude

i have construction going on uh on my terrace so there was mad noise going on i came out the shower i

said yo i just fell really hard in the shower she said wait that's what that noise was i thought it was the construction

you know it was the deconstruction the deconstruction of the pink panther

what you want man all right man most in-depth album reviews you're ever going to hear what did you think about it yeah joe

break it down is this is it a lot of the tracks the ones that you heard that he played for you i didn't hear it yet uh i didn't hear

what he released okay i heard what he played me and i don't know if it's the same album okay i see some of the same songs but i hear some new songs and some

new features and that was a while ago clearly he went back to work uh

it sounded good when i cut it on but i ran i ran from it i ran from it the post malone join is

cool i like post malone me too i like that wolf's record post malone is my guy man that's my guy i like the skits a lot too

the fact that he's my guy is what has me saying like should i squash it with beat with the beeps

over him harmonizing [ __ ] how are the two related they might got

an old post video i'm saying maker the [ __ ]

allegedly i don't know i don't know i didn't see it i don't know media okay see that's favoritism right is it

it's i don't know if that video really says something and you accept it from one and not the other that's there i didn't know that video really existed

if i'm saying n word yeah post malone i didn't think it's out i think you can find it oh my god i'm the guy that's rehashing people's past

look at you jesus not you uh going into bieber drake's video right oh

yeah sure oh we done with sean uh no let's not just skip over over sean's album um i thought the friday

night cipher [ __ ] was cool i thought it was a good idea it's about a nine minute record of a

bunch of rappers from detroit um sampled grinding and uh we gonna make it right

yeah um back and forth i thought that was really dope uh royce is on it emma's on it t grizzly cash doll cash kid

payroll 42 doug woldy james drago cider baby mo i know you get all the records early

i would have liked if you played this on the podcast prior to i didn't get this one this one this just didn't make it

cash kid said put a body on a ratchet i feel like dr miami

that was a pretty hard bar who said that the cash kid i thought i thought that was a hard bar that's clever that's a hard bar yeah uh cash

doll got off by the way she did she definitely did she did

it's a buttonish bar put a body on a ratchet yeah that's hard yeah and you put a lot

of girls too dr miami i've never seen the girl doctor my anywhere how come you can spread dr dior

how come you can spread narratives about me and i can't do it about you you do it all the time though yeah but it hasn't failed your engagement yet so

look what you've been trying to do [Music] who knows who knows we haven't checked

yet yeah yeah we'll tell you what has it told we know sam put that baby oil in the tub

shut down roars

more party trips for you i don't even think about that mom she's gotta take it out man

put the body wash way over there that is why i never come to the rory kickback anymore he was like yo

got the good curry i'm like do you trust it do your traditions might kill us say it

might not be the happiest with me who knows might feel like i've enabled

oh remember when we was all friends those are the good days

anyways friday night yeah give me your [ __ ] nah the um there's a lot of [ __ ] on the

sean album stevie wonder admitted uh that he could see on this sean album i think that's very

he doesn't know we should talk about he said uh and i'm quoting i saw the piano

right in his skit so sean got that on his left arrest yeah that's over with

oh if i was blind i'm not coming to your studio session let me just let me just say that you got

all the excuses i'm staying home but if you're a blind musician

no the [ __ ] i don't y'all got this record i was thinking about good for you that sounds really cool keep thinking

about it buddy i'm here brailling my favorite show yeah you're [ __ ] going to your studio

and you know big sean gave him a blind like stevie lyon at some point in his career stevie heard it yeah yeah i'm not leaving the house if

i'm blind now if i'm deaf i'm out you're in the

streets are you kidding me i'm gonna hit none of you [ __ ] what the [ __ ] are you talking about

i'm in the club

[Applause] i'm having a good time i can imagine sounds yeah i'm going to beat my head

yeah you can feel the vibration you should do that without actually being deaf you act like you don't hear [ __ ] listen you all sleep on the imagination

there's no such thing as color okay no there's color it's not color

no color in the world yeah what do you mean i mean that whatever color you see is

just your eyes view of whatever the lights and the stars and the [ __ ] in the universe is doing there's actually no

color who told you that look at his horoscope his horoscope yeah

this is the most immature podcast in the world no i see why we didn't get a deal

you can't even say you can't even say a fact to these dudes and they just bust out

with jokes it's a very good thing look at [ __ ] rave chappelle over here so this is a this is a product of the

stars yeah that's making me see that's purple okay gotcha no it's nothing

oh you're right it's nothing okay gotcha you know everything is nothing if you really think about it you could look it up i mean when you

look [ __ ] up you'd be wrong like with a uh rihanna's [ __ ] astrology signs i'm not getting that fight again

exactly they killed him for that they killed me for that that's cool yeah i mean you kind of [ __ ] come up with his bright ass like the

queen he pulls his little phone out and get quiet he's coming back with facts for you buddy well actually

parks are well actually i actually got yeah well actually that was ken bazin that

makes that one kim like where you pull that name the [ __ ] is ken bazin

oh he did all

[Laughter] whoever you are it probably really is a

con somewhere rory are you done for fulfilling your def jam obligations

go purchase this we're all dsp i love showing like the next guy and the

album is good how many times do you have to say that they put this in rory contract yeah they

actually wait how many times i think contractually it does sound 12 times it just i'm gonna listen to it

again over the weekend but it sounds good now yeah i gotta check it out i gotta check it out story by eric about do was that

uh uh in a little area yeah from there there's a couple skits detroit mixtape they had a bunch of people talk about

detroit and then on the album they did the same thing with erica badu dave chappelle and stevie wonder they gave you the good press code

yeah i did i got the i got the press they groomed this guy well please switch these for me please

it's weird we never even really cemented the seats like no we didn't

shotgun it was weird switching seats by the way

it's a whole different world over here right yeah you know did your lower back start hurting no

please please just for the next segment no man leave

me alone all right fine the director's chair is very comfortable it is yeah see why maul never gets up during the breaks

yeah it feels great yeah it's a good chair trying to stretch yeah my next crib's gonna be all director's

shares i'm down yeah more you had days where chicks just

stay awake when you finish [ __ ] them don't disrespect me though man i'm

disrespecting you like that god that ain't for me it doesn't matter your energy ain't even for me

don't come at me like that

hey chicks used to run the staples and buy that little day-to-day calendar and swear they was making moves

don't pull that little [ __ ] out after i finish going to pound town you better get tired yeah lay down she

can't she can't open her vision board no i get right to snoring on them i don't care what they're doing

they going all through your [ __ ] [Laughter] like girl he don't wake up for 32

minutes after we actually go to clean his whole house out they're going through everything y'all wonder why i got the same watch

for 20 years i don't trust these [ __ ] at all oh man holy [ __ ] man all right

come on rory stop trying to avoid uh bryson tiller come over this is the rory episode what

did you still look at you're still trying to now rory bryson rory's shining this up no i lost it's over yeah i know

he's got that press kit too the verizon one is he is he bryson didn't you universal i don't know

bryson didn't shoot a gun at one of our biggest artists yeah yeah so yeah i think

he went as close as that debate yeah he got married to a beautiful wonderful lady who's [ __ ] bettering

him and just bettering life and yeah it's different it's different i need one of those man

a good woman the music's never good when you're happy though he doesn't make music anymore so well

parks he put out a single i'll talk about joe what if i'm just going to bed and brandy is just around the room humming [ __ ]

inspiring you know he's gonna write a 16. to the hunt that would be hard i should

come in right after that that'll be hard hey during the brandy monica battle

some uncultured young lady uh when when brandy uh played the daniel caesar record some

uncultured young lady screamed out ah this ain't a bop

[ __ ] yes it is sorry sorry that you don't know this

this beast this beats the monica who shot your flip sorry this is not a bomb uh yes it is we

love this record was that the same girl that said do you remember this when the who shot your

[ __ ] came over he was like no what what the [ __ ] no i don't remember when monica flipped who

shot you she

just tell me where i don't know yeah i don't know over here who shot you was big and

anytime i heard it again i said that's who shot you right it was big we would have known monica lost that

round yeah bryson tiller in hell blazed up the

streets in front of some clocks they're melting because time is just an abstract thing right like

colors that are eyes stars if this [ __ ] don't show his [ __ ] face enough

he showed us he has an instagram come on y'all you don't think he showed his face in this video look at it put it down put it back don't

do that put it out look look first look find the face where's bryson joe you don't understand

the art that's done man come on it's been seven years the faces are just a concept it went over yeah they're not really there we

all see different faces look more i'll see the clocks all right don't forget come on come on before i get this [ __ ] okay

somebody say something i see the i see the taurus face when i see him the same face

look man he mad to escalate pulled up man somebody say something

somebody go ahead man [ __ ] on it shut up listen i didn't hate the record but you've been going for a while you got to

come back with something a little harder than this yeah i agree yeah it was close it was it's been too long like this could have

been a cool lucy if you was keeping up with [ __ ] yeah it was cool but i don't i don't think i love it person's rich man

how long do it take him to fall asleep then after you go to pound town it depends an hour

you don't put them right out at your big old age you're not putting them right down

i keep trying to tell you this energy for me

make her think it was you that did that the live girl being this just worked now like once you get used to just scrolling

through on some jerk off [ __ ] like man what are we doing tonight jerk offs when you go through the jerk

off menu

rory take it away it's called the exploding

it's set up like a menu that is true all right what else music i hate when you hit the explorer page they're just

[ __ ] showing you the showing you these different dresses that they're paid for man get the pop in it

what are you doing i respect you stop showing me your [ __ ] kid

i knew you had kids get that little [ __ ] out the shot

yo what's something really wrong with this dude man that sounds really rare hey do i beat off with [ __ ] my kid

right next to me you [ __ ] nasty creep

[ __ ] showing me mad cleavage and kids this man fuel compartment a lot of [ __ ]

where do you think the cleavage bathing suits and kids man [ __ ] separate [ __ ] it's not a llc

holy [ __ ] [Music] [Laughter]

that's comedy style you guys i've never done that i'm with you

kidding and it's great that she's a back dog back to bryson

[ __ ] kids cool song but i don't really like you say rory he it should have been

a better record oh wait hold up since we on since we're on kids real quick we'll get back to bryson let rory

gather his thoughts i'm a little nervous no i'm talking about my kid now okay i'm still a little nervous yeah you probably should be i had my baby

yesterday he had an attitude all day okay so you

all don't have kids so that's it that's it yeah attitude all day that's what that's that's the end no but y'all don't have kids so

i ain't walking out on this ledge alone but yeah when you got a kid that's mad all day

[Laughter] go ahead perfect parent act like

frustration doesn't it doesn't come in oh my gosh nick was mad at apples elmo

always one of those oh yeah i know the [ __ ] ipad swung it at my head

i know that time i don't punish my children we sit there and we talk it out

give me the baby give me the baby she took him

all that old grandma [ __ ] ain't flying he hate [Laughter]

i put his ass right to bed at eight p.m yeah nah and i know yeah that's horrible

if you're dropping him off to his mom in a couple hours yeah oh she's gonna be tired oh yeah sorry come on bryson tell her man yeah what

we're doing inhale didn't love it

just being honest i didn't love it it's a cool record but i didn't love it i like i like bryson but this ain't you

know this ain't gonna get the head bryce hasn't sent me a spicy dm before really yeah it seemed like that type of no it

was nice it was it was nice spice okay it was one of those how would you feel if your art is one of

those art the artist i'm thinking he's kicking it with me i'm kicking it back well me and michael i ain't even never

i ain't never even jive like that it never really affected me then he never hit back i was like oh he wasn't driving no no he wasn't trying to

kick it with me he's letting you know angry at some [ __ ] yo to any of the artists out there that

might be angry at me uh angry at me without me knowing like

[ __ ] you no no no we also have to review things on a first 24 12 hour basis so this isn't to be

no i cannot review none of you [ __ ] i can never talk about none of y'all

none of y'all are that important in my life where i need to sit and dissect what the [ __ ] you doing let me make myself clear

and that's not to bryson or anybody in particular there's probably been six good albums this year but i'm sick and i'm sick of these

[ __ ] artists and that's not on some academics you need us type [ __ ] yeah it sounded that way no i'm not

saying you need us i don't think you need us but we all have choices i cannot talk about you you cannot put music out you

could put it out we could i mean we had choices i ain't saying yo for you to thrive in your career you

need to talk to me i'm not arrogant that way no i don't know there's too many ways for people to thrive of course but

because there's too many ways for people to thrive i don't believe that people need to speak to people that they don't necessarily want to speak to and not

only that artists should know that once you make something and put it out to the world you're now leaving it open to any criticism that

the world no decides anything we've ever said we didn't like we're not saying you

shouldn't go listen and if i don't like your record i mean i don't like you right like it's not a personal thing i just

wasn't feeling that record that's it have some real [ __ ] in the studio with you next time that's all

gunshots oh gotcha oh

i've been sweating for two hours i asked parks for a paper towel he's pans me the smallest selector size

look at it well we switched we switched sides seats give me three of them there we go

privilege all right more yes break break down the pop star video are you gonna get the heart in the uh in

the fade no i was thinking about it that might actually look cool on you yeah i think i

could do it yeah but no enough i was gonna try to bring back the slits in the eyebrow yeah you should do that i see where

you're going with it yeah so a little picture you a little little 1962 bus stop picture you posted

what i was giving up it's almost like you guys are purposely bringing up topics that the world would

love to hear you talk about and then talking about the absolute most minuscule start to it

in that topic it's driving me crazy it's actually it is like nails talk

about it's like i don't want to talk about drake's [ __ ] heart heart [ __ ] part that wasn't your biggest takeaway from the video

i thought it was hard i mean well there you go i liked it it's on brandon and all right i'll come clean since

somebody has to be vulnerable here get in your beard i just fell in the shower i saw that i saw it that's true it's always it's

always me and you rory it's always me and you i felt that over heels you gotta join me

in rory i got you out this weekend

look at what you got to do to join us i got y'all this week don't worry about it he's never fallen he's got coke on his [ __ ] shower

floor he's never made attraction no i mean

it's the grip of my feet step on it's hot step on the coat

flatten it out oh you don't put your [ __ ] in the shower you know what you talking about the tap

water really brings that air fryer [ __ ] right here it don't go on the stove no more oh um what would we talk about they're air

frying the dope now what side said he cooked the whole brick in his airfryer swag [Laughter]

[ __ ] be saying whatever in the booth listen i moved weight on a pawn pilot and i didn't yeah

exactly that's when we always hype a palm pilot what's coming out

and immediately thought i should move weight from this

i swore i was ill with that [ __ ] boy that little pin on the side that you had to write with became annoying fast i never had pawn

polish it was annoying quickly i was still the nokia game back then i was real big on my sidekick until

i met like a 31 year old chick that was like oh you got psychic yeah like you know

i missed the black girl you know what she's showing you crazy don't even worry about it it's my little brother's it's my little

brother's [ __ ] my phone i mean did you just get a message that's when i was on my [ __ ] on my side

psychic days listen i'll be vulnerable for a minute i saw drake's little hearty thing and i said that's different

how can i be different as a bald guy wow girl hair that's what i could do he

inspired you i could get three parts on the side of my head and hair i'm just just saying

wait it would just be it's not different it's not wavy no don't do that they

wouldn't let don't do that don't do that nah son don't do that don't do that hey they wouldn't let me in saucy sundays no no

no y'all wouldn't see anything that's really creative no or saucy damn joe's different no i would say wow that barber

joe junior

just get the heart in your beard or they have a hard enough time just doing my beard

okay then maybe you shouldn't do that yeah no rory do you have an in-depth analysis in-depth analysis on this [ __ ]

podcast i've been talking all day [ __ ] what's wrong with you you just said what me and rory was talking this

is the ovo segment though so um i think it was a a dope way to do this video i definitely didn't think it was gonna

be an entire differently different pop star as the main person in the video

i definitely didn't see that coming so this was it was unique but it's the same justin bieber huh says starring justin

no i'm just saying it before the video came out i wouldn't have thought that this would be the visual so this was he called me by surprise beavs looks good

right there don't those are not the chains that the rappers wear it's very different pop chain those are

very different chains that he's wearing those are very that's not the versace silk pajama set

different pajamas right there he feels good he does promo code biebs this is unique

look at that one it's a nice one i do like looking at the chains of the people that have like a whole lot of money because how y'all gonna be different

right all of us gonna have the [ __ ] cuban on and that's that but look at damn you couldn't let me know party with

that [ __ ] why i don't know

i know you didn't notice i wouldn't wear that to a party why not

yeah that would be worn in my house and that's probably it yeah that's a look at this i'm not wearing that in public

yeah that's for the video shoot only with that security that's that's why the security guy was in the video

yeah and right by his bed when he woke up that wasn't part of the treatment he was like no you stand right here

he's the director of these women come on moving your security guard no he's gonna be right here yeah what's unique yeah i thought it was

unique too shout out to the editor that did uh that chopped up that khaled call yeah it was great you smoked that and

khaled smoked that i thought that was a lot of videos definitely my favorite part of the whole video oh he's a oh you said monday i thought

tuesday tuesday is monday yeah i thought khalid running around his house showing drake all the pictures he has of

him and drinking it was [ __ ] hilarious like come on do the vert do the video see

look what i got in my crew okay it was funny it was unique it was a cool video yeah i like when arm

artists big artists like this collab on videos yeah we usually get it like a dope

classic moment um and then now everybody does weird videos like they try to get too artsy but they're not even in the video

this was like an old school just for like an old school mtv countdown video yeah some uh where are videos coffee bad

boys for life yeah ben stiller [ __ ] where are videos played now

on your phone youtube yeah youtube would probably well vevo youtube collab

it's crazy twitter yeah any other music came out i think so

that'll take us uh dirk put out a single i thought his album was coming out but i guess it was just a single

someone correct me i don't know just a single i didn't hear yet

last week we didn't talk about uh the meg and uzi uh title performances

the concerts on the vmas no no no that the concerts that they held oh

i didn't see it yeah you didn't see any of the mad clips floating around i saw the maid clips i thought there was some clips i didn't see the actual [ __ ]

no that was that was uh the title concert title is really dope uh video content they do especially

did you see it the full concert full no i saw a lot of mags i saw some of oozies i just like to see how

uzi give it up because uzi's oozy i would like i actually i want to see that because he's

he's one of those artists that he thrives off of all of the fans being right in front of you yeah so i would

like to see him performing on this type of platform where there's no fans and he's just got to be up there kind of

pulling you know creating his own energy for himself and not going over the crowd is this he's a he's a he's a performer

is this the future i know um i was talking about in new york restaurants maybe or maybe not opening

today at 25 capacity we didn't fact check that that's just what the news was saying i don't know if they actually went through

with it but yeah i don't think it's happening is is this the future are all businesses and brands

are now forced to find a way around what they think covid will or will not be doing in the next year for now for sure yeah

right you kind of have to make decisions blindly yeah yeah you're gonna have that are gonna affect literally the livelihood of your

business succeeding so is this the future of the show date club appearance

performance uh get in the bag to perform for uh a dsp

or a youtube or anything that streams yeah i love it because for the time

yeah for the time being but even when you know god willing to pandemic ends hopefully soon it's now a

different revenue stream that people have like yo i can't make it to do such and such but i would really like to do this

gig and we could do it this way like i think that's been the cool thing about pandemic is it's forcing people to learn

different ways to do things that can be applied even post pandemic because you can only be in one place at one time

this feels like i don't know because it feels like a fill out a full

dress rehearsal like that's what it feels like it feels like you're actually running through your whole show and performing full out no but imagine

if you're a huge fan of of the actors performing like for the verses i be turning up in the house

i turn the music all the way up and that's like a halfway performance right so man they really go all out with

these sets and the production like if you're into these artists then you're with that i bring it up because i

feel bad for the artists that maybe make 10 or 15 000 when they go out yeah because this

is this will be reserved for the uzis and the megs and the performers exactly yeah now don't say that the people that

can amass large audiences quickly but when i say performers i mean the ones that

usually do like big venues and everybody is like rocking when i say performance i mean i think someone that

draws a fan base of a thousand is a performer too but once you get to the scale of arenas

your performance has to match the size of the venue you're in so they become more of a performance

that doesn't mean the person that packs out a thousand people um and may not have the budget to do what these people do doesn't make them

less of a performer no they're playing to the size of the venue they're in yeah i agree but um i mean

this just feels like remember when you used to uh buy like concerts on dvd yeah that's kind of what

this feels like yeah yeah it does you know i mean like obviously the crowd is not there but you get the the artist that you love the

music the records and you just see them performing they don't pan to the topless girl in the crowd

fainting none of that [ __ ] but mall parks and rory tell me immediately where your favorite dvd store was was located

uh-huh back when dvds were harlem parks give it to me out here rory canal okay

tell me about your first experience in the dvd store with the xxx upstairs there's a whole different

store for that

we used to go to the dvd once sneaking there the indian dude used to chase us out of there because you're stealing dvds yeah and

then you're too young to be in there so all right gotta get out of here none of y'all ever got the uh quarter peak shows

no i've never done it i was after that i would totally do that i think i've never done it yeah that was because yeah because they

got rid of those in the early 90s right was it giuliani or somebody julian times square for sure yeah

he got what it was in the 90s wait so he would be a a person in the room live right it was like a

yeah yeah because then they all said the video booth wasn't it yeah but that's not the same video to go i didn't know about the video yeah

yeah sometimes you just watched like porn oh yeah oh no no i'm talking about live action yeah yeah live action no i never did that how

was it it was good it was good i'm outside went in there it's just facing one one o'clock two

o'clock is let's facetime you you can't it's a screen yeah and it's a quarter and if you get a good one

she'll make you keep putting wait i could put a quarter literally yeah yeah i thought that was just like a cute name for it

no i was recording 25 cents and the girls get naked yeah you get a minute oh something like that you get a short

amount of time

the goal is for you to stay there fight the fight it's cheap to come and they incentivize

you so if you can keep someone if you can keep someone in one place for

a long period of time you're pretty valuable keep them coming double entendre don't ask me listen man

what they've got with the boss don't have to look at me and tell me to

keep them coming did they provide pure purell yeah yeah yeah okay they're they're

sanitized they provided purell i think and the one and the ones i was going to they had uh they have reading material

like in case you were waiting if you didn't if your dancer was late or whatever my issue in there was like

the other people no please that's home

you never came with your wall at home no it's the uh is the other people that are there at the truckers that come at one

o'clock okay the truckers that come at two o'clock or the people that's in there that it's bums in there they got some

money in there so it's not you're not alone just getting your [ __ ] off there's some wild freaky kink [ __ ] next to you and it's

me right watching you what nothing shut up [ __ ] girls right

these are girls never mind all right bryce until he did what right well bryson tiller's record

where what uh right before my pops moved he he had the spice channel on the old black cable box oh he channeled somebody's

favorite oh you're a pops james your pops was irish and black yeah he had the spice channel you know it stayed when he left it was

still there my lower ass was you ran it up what i ran it up i got you gotta run

into this spice channel was changed my life 200 on that [ __ ] one month select and enter what eight years old

click okay here if you down i'm down

how they know i'm super down [ __ ] are you talking about man bring back uh bring back cinemax after

dark i've seen this yeah and they was asking about it yeah they was asking about the next verses

i seen flies floating around with um who's it uh jada fire and um pinky i saw roxy

reynolds floating around firewood versus we'll finish pinkie that's joe's

opinion that was the hood [ __ ] mike early early pinkie

jada fire will ruin pinky she will end her in the verse i love but early pinky was she's a

[ __ ] legend she had a nice run they're both very clear i thought the hood over hyped early pinky

no early pinky was bad early pinky was she loses that verses

it depends on what i was seeing she pulls from i speak to

jayden fire so she loses that i'm rooting for everybody that's black

twisted it depends how it depends how she sequences her how many dicks are there

oh my god jersey city was in a frenzy when they booked pinkie to come through

but she had gained weight i'm not i need to hear this story oh my

god we got to ask ice about that i think that was jersey girls there was a run at the end of the rest

in peace jersey girls at the end of the run at the end of the strip club uh when the porn industry appeared to be dying and

they were trying to find the means in other other places and they were doing a hosting game in jersey they was running

the muck i'm sure the porn stars and we got to gradually watch and this is no offense i'm saying this

respectfully to to pinky please but we got to gradually watch her

gain weight but that never slowed her bookings down like and she used to and she used to always pack the club out

but i think toward the end it was like it was a frenzy a little bit it was

shout out to pinky shout out to all the uh all of you roxy shout out to the 90s porn stars 90s

early 2000s four stars yeah it was lit now they just be finding anybody anybody can do porn now you can

upload your sex your own sex videos uh man months ago i don't make them porn stars though we never covered it

uh because i [ __ ] with him i [ __ ] with me at khalifa a little bit but uh mad months ago when uh me and khalifa

and uh pornhub was battling did y'all see yeah yeah yeah saying that was crazy

oh oh no no it wasn't porn hub it was uh bang bang bros yeah that was crazy they listened to the

podcast bang bro yeah oh yeah they say you are yeah right we're at the miami show and i'm sitting here trying to [ __ ]

dm girls [Laughter]

they sent rory that password he ain't seen that that [ __ ] that [ __ ] was better than getting the whole value

talking about yo i slipped in the shower i bet i bet you did yeah i bet you did no i'm not the beat off in

the shower guy anymore you tried it before no i did it a lot before it's just not my thing anymore that [ __ ] is terrible

she just changed the world sex sucks showers i wish i would have known when i

was you know 14. waterproof i didn't even know it existed all right i tried to get freaking by the

strawberry lube one day that's the end of the flavor flavor what

flavored condoms oh my god remember condoms

no i was waiting for i was waiting i was waiting for one of y'all to say i was waiting for one of y'all to say that comedy style

comedy style maul doesn't drink and uses condoms what a [ __ ] loser

and he thinks he's a vibe he still thinks he's fun to be around i

ain't kind of with you kids i ain't got no stds

i'm wrapping up more grabbed the receipt after dinner

the check yeah no no he's got to balance his checkbook nah that's your lava cake no no no you

got me look

i'm a vegan that comes from a cow no i'm not paying for the steak ma come on y'all pay for anything vegetarian

and you got the tomahawk i always pick up the check i've been trying to get the roof chris

to have a tomahawk for the last two months that she got the biggest sba loan in the country i've been to ruth chris

every day for two years but whoever is at the bar now during this covet stuff i've never seen him you know we don't

have a rapport yeah that's ruth or chris ruth all right come on rory

but back to another rory topic it's the rory show today bryce and tilley mr rory show

maybe three who's counting depending on how you feel spotify go hit me tomorrow i owe them some money

we didn't recoup [Laughter] y'all think joe is crazy y'all think joe

is crazy in these pink pieces say yo before you go there's a balance

[ __ ] hey you wait for it wait right there

y'all couldn't wait till theo saddle meyer that's not even my lawyer

50 cent says he'd like to forget about g unit what's wrong with 50. oh my god

why do you want to forget about did you watch his name this is the podcast i needed today why do you want to figure it out i needed this 50 said i should have been

like kendrick and performed by myself shut up you've you've never seen td around him on stage

i had [ __ ] banks next to me when he said i was like nah they're always there school board is the site

man for like wait is he saying it's the who kid yes who's in general

50 is great man 50 is the goal somebody plays this play this maul is the goat

that's true tell my story the king of cool right there you see that you see the the moment i

didn't see that you had the fuzzy elises on these ain't elise's

you're meeting up with the young lady tonight no you got the rolly with the bezel with the spiritual strings right there

too many pastel colors on your shirt your collar your collar is salmon yeah you know you see them just ate

salmon for dinner no i don't i don't eat them things no more look at these things look at the look at the yankee yeah

all the way up is that uh he's got the snapback fitted is that sunrise yellow and uh your right sleeve uh i think that's

parkay butter okay matching with the rolly where my true players at

throw your rollie in the sky you should wave it come on maybe side to side no i don't yeah you look good thank you

man i appreciate that you're not looking good to meet up with uh julius randle on them [Laughter]

you're looking you're looking good as hell for julia you don't throw the paper

you [ __ ] nasty bronx [ __ ] no no i'll be [ __ ] in there

yo if y'all if i turn on the [ __ ] lakers and rockets game 2 and see more

on the screen from orlando on the side not even trying to distract a free throw

i am you are fired i'm gonna be on the virtual fans on the on the screen

that's what i'm good at i better not see em all over here man you should be on the virtual screen every time yeah let me get to the bubble

and start interviewing the players you know don't go crazy over a buzzer beater what you did in your house when [ __ ] toronto with that shot

let me see i didn't know you did something

exactly nothing you never seen dr j shoot a j why not because you didn't did no you didn't you

know what time i watched the highlights he shoots that one elbow free throw in front of

craig elo oh that's jordan look see you know you talk

he did more than that no he's the best but that craig elo won't knock it off that one they got to stop and they got a

name for that one what's that one the thrilling the thrill in cleveland i don't know

no no that's that rhyme there's another name for anyways jordan got all them [ __ ] back

to work exactly yeah you see jordan's hey y'all

you always fighting the power to michael hey hey y'all they need you jordan is now the patrick beverly

the advisor for draftkings huh he's the advisor for draftkings now cool mike jordan back to the gambler

he's there he let them know like nah don't put that down on that team they ain't going they shouldn't listen to mike mike mike

is who i'm trusting with with the gambling huh i'm a man that's the only time mike lost was gambling

terrible gambler mike lost when bill lambert was clotheslining them all around the court too [Laughter]

so it made him tougher [ __ ] he's getting his ass beat see michael jordan takes equity see

what i mean take an equity stake what do you know yeah yeah look what you

got the size of his equipment was not revealed though you know what that means i don't care that means he's right and all that [ __ ] i don't care what the size is

they could have gave him point zero zero zero zero zero zero that's like when everybody was killing killing hole because he had

point one percent of the nets like seoul yeah which i think shut up it doesn't doesn't matter it

didn't matter how much do you under the net they kill him when he got tired oh you only have five percent of the market

that's a lot of money what are you idiots saying out there anyway uh come on uh 50

cent tells who kid that he never wanted to be a part of g unit oh he's like he'd like to forget they ever existed

well there was nwa there was like all these tupac movies is there gonna be a g

unit movie man like is it are you gonna wait for like like a real g unit movie like everybody

no joke or you're gonna fix everything amongst the clique first and then i don't i don't

care to do that i think i'd like to forget the jews you know your fans ain't gonna forget

that [ __ ] nwa was out of here

i know you were shocked by it and shout out to kid friend of the show we love you but he said that [ __ ] 50 years old get

it man there's no way yo no way i could have did it like

like kendrick don't even let the voice come on stage go all by himself please turn this

please don't don't do that rory don't do that i didn't do anything you're playing it

what is 50 talking about yeah that's [ __ ] up that's [ __ ] up

no that's [ __ ] up that's [ __ ] up y'all know how i feel about 50. but what is he talking about

that's about that we can't do it at the banks okay [ __ ] up man or book yeah you can't do that for game

game [ __ ] up i'm sorry that 50 feels that

way me too i'll say that i'm sorry it feels that way do you think he really feels

that way or is he just yeah it doesn't matter he said it it doesn't matter if he does or he doesn't

say he talked about in his book he said it in that pnb rock uh song that's really

really good that went under the radar crazy he talks about banks like yeah he's he really feels this way

he addresses it a lot it's just there's no way to sometimes you can tell with 50. and

sometimes you can't right like i i really celebrated when him and t.i

uh announced that they were doing a show together right because that's amazing

that they took that energy from the versus [ __ ] with tia saying whatever he was saying and they turned it into something lucrative

for the both of them 50s got production deals and tv deals everywhere and now 50 is seemingly dissing ti

even though they're working together there's this feeling i think that's great and brought back this conversation he hired him

i don't i think i don't know the nature they could be collaborating because t.i has production companies he

has a businessman too i don't know but from the from the troll of it is what i'm saying he's trolling as if you were talking

that versus [ __ ] i hired you and you better be to work on time

[Music] he said that he did several times you all know i'm not trying to be funny to

t.i no of course not i'm not i'm i'm not trying to make a joke against you trying to be funny dude the

post is it's 50 just just i think they're both in on this and they're laughing about it via texas it's smart it's

all marketing that's what 50 is a marketing genius that's that's what he does it's all marketing i know but don't

market at my expense oh t.i said something it's no it's troubleman 31 ti yeah pull

your bad ass up uh up then big dog homie oh gee come on with your one album in the other little lukewarm songs

you got going dust that [ __ ] off kid i don't know i don't know if 50 can beat ti in a versus i don't know i don't know

that but the fact remains if you want to look at it through this optic 50s strolling says i hired you and

you better be to work on time there is something in that if you look at it that way not saying i do not think it's comical

they're just having fun i'm glad they're working together no matter what yeah it's all in fun and i'm

excited for uh season two of uh power season no season two of

no don't do that again season two power was actually still pretty good season season two power was really good

season two of ghost power for life it's a new one for life season two of for life i'm excited about

i'm really excited for any any of the tv shows that 50 is a part you're going to watch he makes a good

show ghost power i'm not watching power book power button i'm not watching i'm not watching power book how about

you guys i'm gonna watch it why not i'm not doing it we're here got the star subscription now for p valley so and

and that's not me that's not me [ __ ] on it uh i just feel like all of the great minds

that were there for like season one of power have moved on because they got better deals from the

success of power and they're leaving this in some other hands other great minds exist if it's good then i'll watch it but

they're gonna have to they would have to prove to me that it's good first i don't care about the story of tariq like i don't i don't care i'm

gonna people here i'm gonna stop by the party real quick so he was there remember power opened up

episode episode one scene one of a popping party

and club with tommy tapping ghost to come in the back so we could shoot this guy in the

head right that's how power opened actually that leads me to my next point actually uh pass me the ball

test you're right there i'll take it turn it over i'll take it for about two p valley spin on p

valley i saw episode seven of pea valley a show that we're all into shout out to

uncle clifford shout out to mississippi and mississippi yeah and the mom's on the low

tell you all about emma

but listen so last week we said there's only we there's only eight episodes of

p-valley spoiler alert if you're here fast forward through this i'm giving you an

opportunity now and savannah's going to mark it perfectly as you can go to the next time it's been a few weeks now because i was

late seeing episode 7 of p valley but i saw it i finished it uh homeboy homeboy found shorty right

yeah and now i'm mad why just that fast i'm mad and i'm a little disappointed

because there's only one episode left and no matter what you decide to do in this one hour it's not gonna give me

what your first few episodes get is you're going to cliffhanger me out of course and i'm going to have to wait

have a long now listen and then announce that you won't even start filming until next year now listen p valley has

already been approved for season two congratulations and round of applause let me hit that right now

yeah and because i know how this stuff works i'm not mad at the writers and creators

of pea valley eight episode orders are what's in now you have to prove yourself you do that

and you get a long run hopefully they need 12 for season two my issue comes because you all know how it works

too so my issue comes with in the writing rooms

okay the writing rooms the writing crews

i am i am using this opportunity to encourage you guys out there to accelerate storyline i understand

that eight episode orders that's where it's at and you have to prove yourself so you can get the shot

so you're just telling an amazing story but in eight episodes man if it's eight

you gotta get to it and have this [ __ ] run that was my problem what's that show i was glued to

on uh showtime about the boogeyman and and oh uh outsider outsider yeah

hbo i'm hbo i was glued i was glued but then they slowed it down because it

was an eight episode order yeah and then it's like fam you you're jerking me as a consumer

and i don't think it's right i think in the writing room you need to accelerate storyline add storyline be aggressive in storyline

while you're doing what you're doing that's what i think well i think with episode this what

seven yes we're getting a little murder storyline now we're getting they could have sped that

up man come on come on we're getting uncle clifford's we're getting uh

shorty's husband we're getting on you know season two we're getting backstory a lot of backstory

yeah there's about four or five different story lines going on here and i just i think in a writing room when

you're in a first season you have to prove yourself with cliffhangers that's gonna make me want season two rather

than conclude things in season one something should be concluded in season

one well we don't something could be concluded there's another episode left they're not going to conclude enough for me in an hour but

i don't know i don't see many of these storylines being concluded in an hour but yeah you got to leave something for

us to say yeah we want to free up season two i want to know what happens then i'll get mad if they rush the last episode all right casinos bought

this brother's chopped out that's [ __ ] probably delicate but i've never worked as a tv writer but it's got to be a delicate balance finding how to

accelerate the storyline while keeping it yeah contain enough to so we can go somewhere for season two because that happens a lot too where they

they bust their nut in season one i'd imagine television writing is one of the hardest things on earth today

somebody dies in the next episode that's all i can tell you maybe so a big sent to you earlier

the [ __ ] you found out all right that was my rant that was that was the end to the writers out there to

the writers out there you can do it you can do it you can meet your objective

and just stockpile that [ __ ] with like compelling content you can

it's got to be hard that's a tough balance this is a great show though i love pea valley this is a great show

and uh dude is the new the new uh the new ghost they all are ranting raven over the

security guard oh yeah and i've seen he's been popular on the timeline yeah yeah

don't you hate that some hate and [ __ ] right there don't you

hate it there's a new light skin [ __ ] with a beard on the block [Laughter]

that's funny all right what else is important out there what else is going on what else is going on as am i crooked

letter better than anything else check out her filmography go to imdb yeah go to her i

am does anyone know like where is she located what's up instagram we got to find her instagram

i'm sure she's got instagram scream man why are you showing me that mariah carey is admitting that some of

her songs was about were about derek jeter it's what tmz said no that's what joe said uh the night

that he was in home on 28th street and derek jeter had the whole back blocked out with [ __ ] beautiful

blond-haired women swag i was like fam this guy he's like he's on to something legend he's on his own you couldn't get

close to him couldn't get near him legend i had nodded him i felt good look at look at look come on man

you know that's a good night when you got a drink spilled all over your blazer yeah don't matter you should take taxis to the yankee stadium

man you're a legend legend

david cohen used to take the train [ __ ] gotta snuff him now

nick got to sniff derek jeter i mean i think so you don't no who do you think needs to be snuffed

more oh i'm going to my notes

he's still in jail i think the hell did he do kill someone had a gun in connecticut why did bradley

have a gun i don't know him he's funny he just told me timeline oh my god

i was going off what he told us you do kind of probably made me want to bring a gun to connecticut all of my connecticut

shows ended in violence yeah that's one the hosting's that's one thing yeah connecticut gets

the wrap without like you know multi-million dollar homes go to those cities in connecticut

it's a scary [ __ ] place there's some pockets that get crazy you have been chilling in new haven or bridgeport it is crazy it's

definitely [ __ ] terrifying anyways free rally

but what i did like about anytime the fight broke out in connecticut is you could walk through they wouldn't hit you like

they were focused on who they were fighting they bought me man

yeah man i appreciate that i'm saying part of me in the fight it's

hilarious no i say that just to let him know to let him know it's disrespectful

i can appreciate that right jab i'm gonna go this way well nah i said he said peace king

winning he said i said peacekeeping on the flyers with the alkaline water yo

nas is hilarious man and mass appeal has told him everything that we say about him that we say about him look now we're all

nervous yeah together doesn't matter it does it

no okay nitpick if massive people thinks we don't love nobs then it don't matter that you love naws

well what masterpiece will be saying what they be saying i laughed at myself brolic never come to

the barbershop every morning on a friday i adapted my piece cam

just cause he brolic he's cool nice cool okay came in with his son that's my guy

king [ __ ] that's my guy now i just laughed because i don't say peace game i don't say that

at all he had you flustered no i just wanted i just wanted peace for him yeah yeah okay

i want peace from the [ __ ] that look like if they're not peaceful it's gonna this whole shop again flipped

smart hey there was an og you know that is exactly why i started going back to the barbershop eddie if anyone wanted

him it's great no because it's just a different experience than the barber coming to your house and calling you watching yeah absolutely in the barbershop 55

year old 60 year old og great great beard come in here and got the mask on here come dude that told the whole movie

oh you need the mask you like man with a [ __ ] mask [ __ ]

young shout out to the barber shops that was impressed man i love that [ __ ] um all right kirk cousins doesn't care

about dying all right all right moving forward uh speaking of the candidates you guys see

the kanye in the cannon uh interview i did not it's good i heard it was great uh kanye

seems very lucid aware not the yay we've gotten for the past few months

sounded real regular like he knows what's going on in his life people don't understand away from all

the political [ __ ] which was great uh and yeah he sounded good people just don't understand kanye

like they don't see that he does the total opposite of what everybody is doing like he was the first one on the hate the president trained

true and everybody started well look first of all the public enemy was around throughout the whole 60s and 70s i'm

talking about that that went on like publicly said david made graduation like

he said his generation yeah he said george bush hates black

moment that you people yeah everybody loves the president he's off i can always see when there's a mall and

parks tift coming oh well he's a by the way i didn't ask

what he was i don't care none of myself if you say anything my favorite thing in our group chat now

our group uh parks don't identify as democrat our group chat

what does he sound like oh what is it what is this real in here y'all he's a family he's a demon rat it's getting real in

here y'all uh i just don't like trouble [ __ ] the new music that came out

it's just fun like this is the fun time well

[ __ ] in the chat that just shows what trump is making you have effectively ruined all of our group chats

by the way i don't know if you noticed that that's not true i'd be dying watching maul put in all the

democrat hate and then parks coming back they're republicans i'd be crying

hey i'm not in this conversation because i'm sick of it but more group chat what's them maul is voting for trump no

i'm not that's the same that's a that's for the fact that no i'm not who you voting for i'm not voting for trump who you wrote

are you voting for i might not vote i told you that i'll be living in the cash bags under trump all right so he's not voting for trump yeah i don't i don't

think either one of these i don't think he's a good candidate you're not voting for the kamala harris uh

vice president she was at the verses oh don't do that i don't care where you talk to people that live in california about com kamala

see how they feel about it okay that's all i'm saying i know how i feel about trump is what i'm saying

yeah all of them are dirty so what did kanye say rory a lot of people a lot of them kanye

didn't get political which was great he didn't and then we got political yeah right um a lot of actually the past two

podcasts of the stuff you were preaching uh kanye said kind of mirrored a lot of

what you said what do you think i got it from that's true i got it from yay and the older i get this [ __ ] you know

the older i get and the more i talk to uh some of these people at these corporations i understand why kanye is in wyoming

taxes that's part of it i'm sure i'm sure that's part of it sure big part of it well and land too

there's there's an abundance of it yeah yeah is probably the most lucrative thing you can really

own rory stop stepping on my point with white [ __ ] i don't care about that i'm saying he

went to make it a point i'm saying he wasn't talking get away from people when you tell me about taxes and smart [ __ ]

i could see him wanting to be away from everybody yeah the guy that calls paparazzi's uh to

the guy that invites everyone to wyoming's trying to get away from people come on man do y'all want to talk about warner uh

purchasing uh purchasing that uh media company for 85 million dollars

i ain't seen it okay break it down what's the name of the car you're trying to bring in all this corporate

i'll read the article to you guys uh let's see i'm not accepting that get out of here accept these

cookies let us read your mind no no and why they call our mind cookies and

you know what i'm sick of to stop showing me [ __ ] a sentence and saying gotta be a member to read this

[ __ ] you yeah yeah [ __ ] you yeah [ __ ] you

yo i've seen i've seen uh what's the is it tori not tori the rapper that's also does

podcasting but what's the writer yeah he interviewed sean king like you got to hear his side guys click here

but you have to pay for it i'm like sorry get the [ __ ] out of here join my patreon to hear the shawn king

size i'm cool [ __ ] both y'all

warner music group announced its acquisition of imgn media on friday august 14th

a company best known for making memes and viral videos for instagram snapchat and tick tock

price of the buyout source is close to the deal say it was 85 million dollars to put the magnitude of that sum into context

it's around the same amount as begar's group home of excel recordings 4ad matador

and rough trade generated in revenues across the 12 months of 2019. this deal won't put a huge dent in

warner's ongoing spending power wmg had cash cash equivalents of 532

million sitting in the bank at the close of june but it's a significant bet for wmg which

could have easily spent a similar amount buying a prized artist or writer's catalog something which would instantly add to

its market share and valuation why then has warner splashed such a sizeable sum on blah blah blah blah blah

blah blah blah blah instantly add to their market share and evaluation uh here we go according to blah blah blah

the firm's channels currently share over 40 million subscribers and followers and are viewed by more

uh viewed more than 3 billion times every month 85 percent of this audience says imgn

are gen z and young millennials that's it's a big deal okay it's a very

big deal is that all you have to say about that i'm not familiar with the company really so yeah i don't i'm not surprised that uh a

media company like warner would be branching out to acquire new media companies

i don't think that it's weird that they didn't invest that in artists and invested in another media company i think that's completely normal

especially when media companies like what it sounds like this is are a big part of marketing for their

artists like memes and tick tocks and all that [ __ ] is how they market artists in 2020

so why would they not buy the biggest company doing that yeah they just okay fine

buying up and what does that say the people they would pay what does that say to you though and what does that say to you

gentlemen that says monopoly that warner decided not to buy catalog and decided

to buy memes they got a lot of catalog already

i get it uh but what is it memes and dancing videos and the part

that it plays in our culture we talk about this a lot about just the different ways that

people sell records now and a large part of that is memes and

dancing it has been for some time and now this is one of our labels

slash media companies acknowledging that for a large large large large sum

what implications does that have to the music business and people that create music in the

music business that's what i'm asking you gentlemen uh it's it's

almost the same as all the labels having 25 stake in spotify and

apple music it's the same thing you're just buying up what you would have paid for

and profiting off of it like this this is how this is called integration isn't

all you're doing is moving on to where your music is profitable

that's all it is yeah and buying out instead of having to pay this company however x amount of dollars to

make viral viral tick-tock videos yeah we own it now we did now we make it

it's the same thing yeah got it you out with your girl

she has her friend there your friend comes to meet you there so it's you and your friend it's your

girl and her friend so we run into not your real girl just somebody that you know me somebody

you're talking to it's objectifying the not mean is objectified yeah because what does it not mean rory it's dynamic

okay what does that mean you know what i mean it means both of you have an understanding of what this is the yamin

never understands what this is for me they want to be my girl after a week

you got to like i keep bumping in no i'm confused like why do you want to be with

me i'm giving you every single day it should be your thing this won't work huh they used to be your thing so they're just going off your

track record you used to be the one that wiped them as soon as you meet them now you're not in that you try having me

i'm done with you no i'm just saying they're going off your history they probably think it's still the same like yeah he's gonna wife me in a week

and they don't know you ain't on that type of time no more i'm not yeah joe leveled up yeah for sure joe

needs to level up that's the conversation i'm having in confidence in my house it's level it's level up time for joe

you can't just be in business it has to be in your personal life as well that is true absolutely i agree i just

don't know where to level up at like where do you go not the stairs i'm

on twitter front look at the stock that's your bait oh my god the market

jeez what's happening out there ladies

i'm a stock i'm on twitter with all types of old game i don't stop at the toll i got easy

oh all right it's all easy passing yeah yeah there's no snow workers no

attendant yeah just running that [ __ ] yeah they'll mail us a bill what you're saying you your friend

all right you out with drinks you out with your friend uh you out with your friend she's out with her friend y'all

somewhere where they got the little t-lit candle on the table okay nice spot your friend

invites your guy friend invites your girlfriend

to a strip club he invites you wait while we're all sitting here he's crosstalk yes yeah

snack for us dating oh it's a swingers party see that's why that's why and that's why

i asked this to a room full of men no it's not a swinger's party he's not crushed

why is he that's my girl you know you know sitting right here he knows the strip club and it's oh he's

saying like when we're done we should go to the strip club that type of thing wait but it's not specifically

or i'm going yo i'm going to the strip club on sunday it's crazy it's popping uh yeah you should come

what do you all think nah he can't do that you're not doing that no you can't invite my girl just address my

girl at the table yeah y'all want straight it's not your girl so that's maul's famous line here

that's not your girl so it's a girl right now no it's not that's not your girl right now it is it's a girl i'm

talking to him asking it's a girl women are not possessions yes sure it's a girl you talk to yes that's still a little awkward though like it's

still like a little but it was an invite for me too or he just wanted her and no [ __ ] you're not

invited nowhere it's her oh yeah now you can't do that no so so you renege on that's not my that's

not your girl no not that you're because you're the one that stands firm and no it's just

this whatever no no that's that's always a fact but what i'm saying i'm her dude it's a little awkward if

it's me my home boy the girl i talk to and her friend like it's just awkward for my homeboy to

invite but what if your homeboy is looking at it like he know this ain't this ain't nothing serious for you

it don't matter that don't matter to you no no it matters but it's like you still don't invite her to the strip

club with you like yeah what are you doing okay like no yeah that's just it's just a little weird

okay the other girl like right okay you pay the check it's time to leave right who do you speak to about that

about paying the check no [ __ ] what you said you say you pay to check it's time to leave

the waiter who do you speak to about what just transpired in front of your face do you speak to him what do you speak that situation oh yeah that's something

like youtube at the restaurant how did she respond that's good because i'm talking a very good question but how

did she reply yeah if she said i was lit oh you got it you got a two-seater right

now let me know you got your card with you yeah you could let me know let me know i'm down for that oh yeah now let me know about the steak you

ordered you want apple pay that let me know about this let me know about you shorty apple pay

you for a steak you know what it's [ __ ] let me know about this fifty dollar ice cream cake you on it oh yeah my

the champagne and [ __ ] we just ordered and isn't there another girl i'm gonna pay for her [ __ ] yeah that's not right cause you know you

invited the broke girl out i don't i don't i'm a bro bro girls be i'm talking about i'm not liar

i'm talking [ __ ] that don't matter i left my wallet in the barber shop wait you got a barbershop that [ __ ] don't

matter though [ __ ] like that is whatever listen it's just contest comedy style yeah you don't trip

of course oh [ __ ]

to your man you would i would think well am i manipulating yes am i being manipulative yes are you

[ __ ] right i'm tripping off of that if i'm being manipulative i'm making a list of things to trip about

so then when i get my [ __ ] off right i'm bringing out my list got you okay okay comedy style it's a

joke it's a joke this is a joke it's a joke it's a joke but that's sick for your man

that's just funny like yo yo strip club you gotta look at your man like okay

when you bring around your little light skin on it no cause that's the thing your man don't bring them around

oh no oh no he can't do that we're not doing that if you don't bring yours to the park don't where my eyes come to the park

trying to not try to hoop no no we're not doing it i did you a favor to bring you this yeah yeah yeah now we're not doing that nah bring yours and bring yours to the

park too i think that happened to me hey i fell in the shower today but i was

in my but i was in my phone so yeah it's just

like yo you ain't paid keep it until after i caught the

tailbone

and a girl oh that's a vibe

i looked up like now they're probably talking about like a brunch spot a little breakfast

but my invite probably next time hey nobody looked at me said a

thing they just kept eating food you can't if you just don't know i'm stuck in this hold up

more so now i'm stuck in this awkward position friends get up go to the bathroom um

you're not going to talk to you want to come back to the bathroom yeah [ __ ] move yeah because i got to figure out how i'm going to ask

what i'm about to ask then go to the back go to the bathroom yeah looking at my phone i looked up

at this [ __ ]

because i missed the first part yeah i just heard you know the best thing you need a back story yeah they could be going somewhere where like the

hardware's i don't know just a strip club sunday night yeah nah

[ __ ] out of here not if you don't bring yours to the park no bring yours outside they got back from that bathroom you

killed all that sunday no i didn't pull the clothes to me a little whisper yo did i just hear you did i just hear

you and this gentleman confirmed sunday plans from while i'm eating [ __ ] buffalo wings [ __ ]

are you two you're not idiots like that right oh my god that's hilarious that's the real thing

though psych of course kidding yeah come on man

asking you guys i'm not going anywhere sunday i have no plans for something wait oh i ain't even tell y'all the

funniest part that's not the funniest part what's funny no no no no no no no no no

no no no no no no it's the funniest part what's funny is

that yeah i want to know because if that exchange happens in front of you

then you you'll spend some time figuring out if that was a normal exchange or if you just bugging

okay so while you're sitting there in uncertainty because you don't know hey am i bug

isn't that my ego jumping in there should that have happened normal right

why are you sitting in that uncertainty what if because none of this happened

what if she was yo you know you look like to your friend you look like ghosts

all right sleepers you might just let me just log

holy [ __ ]

[Laughter] comedy style

anyone else have a story that was hilarious

come on rory and parks give me a story about how you was in fine fear with your fiance

what am i doing shopping

[Laughter]

the liberal dance

out but a dude seen your girl in the owl while you wasn't there and then you popped back up like hey babe got the ham

got the ground beef and she happened tell me tell me about what y'all did you

feel like a sucker carrying all the meat duke got her cornered by the salad dressing

that's some funny [ __ ] hey babe got the deodorant that's you who's this who's this [ __ ]

showing you all the nice organic food that's the life i walked down the house see my girl one time

i seen some [ __ ] trying to do what he was doing i was stuck by the soup

i started looking at this

he probably works here because sometimes you got to see how you he probably works you gotta see how your lady handles that

situation absolutely 100 percent one-on-one seeing that's where i'm trying to get rory and uh parks to be vulnerable

come on let's move on man what uh donald jones said what darnell said man i don't want to hear about what sam didn't find

there [Music] yeah blind fan jersey city made millions

of dollars off of inspired food nothing it's like nothing oh my god

wait aldi yeah what's up aldi it's the same type of thing for real old food yeah no that fine

field here i don't see how they're still in business donnell jones is issuing versus beef

to genuine and tyrese this is a mistake donnell does not want

to see genuine no sorry that's the end of that

that's there's no more dialogue i also wish i never met her at all but no you

don't want to see no wish i never met her is excellent until pony comes on

genuine has a few of those he does so anxious differences i was going to say i don't even know if he wants to see differences

in those genes what's up with darnell jones well he going so anxious he's like the next chump to try to steal

anything from him sure he said trump interested look donnell jones is not trying to steal anything from him funny

thing genuine not stealing from you he ran away from tank and tyrese

and if there's anybody to steal from i'm stealing from tank well you probably can't sing what tank be saying um donald jones says funny thing a lot

of these cats been eating off me and i can starting with funny thing is funny

r b ain't been the same same since i've been gone all right bars

my bad well you're doing like a national broadcast

this is like a global thing uh the music industry has not shined its light on me because they know my music touches the

soul so the best thing you can do is suppress me and try to feed me crumbs while stealing my life's work the creator will change all that because

we different and they know it new beginnings love yourself you will see game over next jump try to steal anything from me will be signing his own

death certificate that goes for anybody oh well what is it is this in context to

a versus battle this sounds like something else sounds like danielle jones may have some personal feelings

about things that transpired in the music industry he may have a point no danielle jones all the creators in

the same fight doing doing what they deem is best for them at the moment it's the same message with different

paths i don't know how he became to feel that way but i know as an artist who was as big as donnell jones was at

one time you're privy to a world that's just not imaginable to the average consumer uh and i don't know how

much that sticks with you y'all know how i feel about artists and ptsd paranoia y'all know how i feel about all

of it so i'm not going to kill him for saying what he's saying because he could be writing what he's saying and wrong and how he got there

like it could be a lot of that but i agree with the message

what do you guys think i thought we were talking about versus i didn't see this guy there's no verses they're not really

doing the verses i just don't know i'm calling out but no i i agree with that caption outside of rmb ain't been

the same since i've been going but yeah i don't i other than that i'm with him i get it i totally get it i

mean and then you can feel like people pictures picture says if we uh keep it all the way 100 the music

industry has been trying to hide me for years and they've been stealing all my ideas and that's a fact that could very well be a fact yeah but

he would have to prove that though you can't just post that and just say and that's fast there's been a lot of

proof in the music industry it doesn't matter there's a lot of people say facts and it's not facts oh well that's

show us what they stole from you it'd be the people screaming facts the loudest that be lying yeah i mean i [ __ ] with

donald jones but uh just like i'm not saying about donnell here this just seems like he just feels some type of way about the music business in

general which is understandable yeah it is a [ __ ] up game

yeah it is true um what else do i have here what else do i have here

usher vegas residency usher has announced that he's headlining headlining a vegas residency at the

coliseum at caesar's palace opening friday july 16 2021 they got a lot of confidence and

that's a long runway that's a long runway that that that date is around the date that i expect live shows

to start breathing again yeah summer of 2021 for the top acts usher is a top act vegas is

a top act place that sounds right to me how does it sound to you rory you have more knowledge can you pull up uh

or i see him at caesars and what the capacity is vegas is open i'm just i'm talking about i'm just on

my live live shows vegas is open but i'm telling you what's the difference in being in the casino

gambling produced by live nation and caesars entertainment the residency will host usher in the 4300 seat venue with a

show that spans his two-decade career featuring old hits as well as more recent songs and brand new music

without reading any more let me tell you gentlemen if i can find a a a beautiful young lady that's also

cool to hang out with before this happens i'm going second part of that was so important

yeah that's why i said it yeah um i i would like to go to this i would like to attend it's gonna be a

high ticket this this is the one for me in our hundred dollars that that might happen

by 2021 july maybe i have no doubt that it's still a little ambitious to me but

absolutely corey and i were talking wme is really who i look to about what's really going to happen with

covet not the government like they have the inside of when things are really going to open up it will be open if baden is president

all right uh the dems so the sleepers it's the truth so the sleeper i have

okay then why can't you vote for him [Laughter]

you about to get maul on his uh common flu tangent no i'm not voting for biting more people

die from car accidents then don't drive a car he doesn't well get him one

morning jakarta yo did y'all see the [ __ ] new benzes no i'm broke lord and i don't know

hondas and i don't own anything no they trying to lure me back in which is a photo

all of them just the 2021 version of whatever they're putting out no i'm focused on what i want that's it they're

not looking at nothing else what are you looking for andy alone

that's not bad elise you taking a ben's four-door or putting a down payment down you taking

her over a four-door panel absolutely

absolutely not uber no i feel you on that [ __ ] ain't bad

just uber [ __ ] ain't bad no no no no no i feel you on that one i know you do i know you do i know you

feel me on that i know i i trust me i know you feel me i don't feel you no you put me on there you kill

the fans have they figured it out

[Music] it's not that sick what's the difference you could beat if you got the four-door she's not getting anything

without it but get the car and you could still be why it doesn't matter hazel ian maseka

recently sat down for a one-on-one conversation yeah i missed it

can we pull it up is there no [ __ ] no i'm kidding uh kendrick lamar hello [ __ ]

kendrick found a it works i didn't know it still existed kendrick is doing a video you all know

what's going on scissor drop [ __ ] kendrick's doing a video you haven't heard from him in nine years tde season is upon us

which also tells me that covert might be over soon it's really td it's not fun yeah they're

democrats all right so we got drake kendrick and cole cole said he's coming i don't know

you dream bill [ __ ] why you don't know uh they told me where's white

that was a good shot that was a good shot can't be mad at that one that was a really good joke cream

[Laughter]

i could have tried to step on it with a pause but it's cool

listen i don't know i don't know how about that sometimes podcasters don't know and

sometimes you have to see kendra get a pay phone and go yo album coming yeah i don't have anything to say man uh

y'all know how i feel about kendrick i'm looking forward to whatever he has to say about these times we are in that's what i look to him for yeah and

i'd like to hear it i think he has a lot of material um mom tossing it to you steve nash

brooklyn nets coach how do you feel about it who's ready for basketball takes ah i like it i like it for art stool i

like it for kyrie i think that's that's the exact type of person he needs uh coaching them

right now i think it's dope and i'm hearing that nash is trying to bring dirk on

the staff to work with kd more whites yeah

i like it championship pedigree i like it turning the nets into that

maverick team is [ __ ] hilarious then that's going to be alright though of course kyrie and katie then that's

going to be all right get it twisted talk to me talk to me about uh

talk to me about uh jamal murray recording donovan mitchell sitting in the bench

minding his business bigging him up for 50 points and a loss and then winning the series after being

down three to one save on don't do that again all right that's a dope

don't disrupt the pod with your [ __ ] blackberry falling if you don't tell joe to go [ __ ] himself one day

savon is like spider to me in good fellas like you really gotta tell tommy shut the [ __ ] up sometimes say vaughn works for

me rory [Music] apparently i do according to the internet no no

no no no no no no look shooketh shook shooketh now the act found his

resume shaking in my new balances back finding roy's resume he's on linkedin because he's a silly

ghost man and he found it then he found his

kappa video oh that was out there yeah like we've already i know but act finding it is funny bad

it is uh i'm being on linkedin it's funnier than the greatest

you know i have no resume it wasn't until i saw act find rory's resume that i was like haha

that's why he never had a resume i was like [ __ ] can't pull it wait wait that's wrong you shouldn't want a resume

i haven't made one in a while that's why you was definitely getting a job if you had the chick in the hood that bodied the resumes

who you think wrote the one from linkedin you think i wrote that let's go sam [Laughter] [Music]

who didn't write it uh my cousin wrote that there an art to lying on a resume

absolutely i don't have a college degree it says i

have a bachelor's yeah but like in confusing terminology

attended a bachelor's degree everything was programmed i just attended a bachelor's program i didn't

get it i always [ __ ] up with it no why i was mad i hadn't found that login in like [ __ ] three years i was like damn i

could have lied more facts juiced it up some more shout out to the

silly goose man yeah shout out to that that's silly the goose that's awesome really silly boy i always [ __ ]

it up when they wrote uh when they asked me like for some references like some phone numbers of

people they could talk to for like checks on me you know she just sent you a man put dill's number

yeah you always send yourself i didn't think they would call they called he said yo yo yo

are you sure you've given us the right number for sears

yo

can you tell us a little bit about uh joe and his nah my son mad reliable

now son going to be at the job you need the money

oh man that is some funny [ __ ] oh deal is a reference no your mans down as a reference was

always the wave though hell yeah absolutely i walked out on that ladder that's when i first learned

that's when i first learned i had nothing but loser friends like i couldn't count on these [ __ ] at

all you know more than me i don't i don't think i

have anything else to discuss sorry sir all the numbers you gave us uh went straight to voicemail or said the number was

disconnected yo they pay their bills sorry

hey tnt slowing down the speed of your phone is nuts oh when your bill is due is that

what happens no and where your bills do that's just what they do

really i didn't notice that oh [ __ ] you didn't no it was a lawsuit about it but slowing it

down for what reason because we're not putting you on our fast server that's why we're going to

act like you should call we're going to act like you have 5g and not give you 5g it's consumer-facing like all of them do

gotcha i got some real live [ __ ] i'ma spill in about a few more months about 18t about all of them

i told you all about your digging these [ __ ] is nasty

uh and uber eats keeps texting me when i order the thing chuck it in they want you to rate they

want you to rate their homework great homeboy on the bike [ __ ] as soon

as i see that bmx [Laughter]

um all right into more on to more serious news this says seven go back [ __ ] he'd be so excited to

scroll seven rochester police officers suspended over daniel prude's death

mayor says seven police officers in rochester new york and i'm getting this from cnn

involved in the march arrest of a black man who was pinned to the ground and later died have been suspended

the city's mayor announced mr prude lost his life in our city lost his life because of the actions of

our police officers i'll be honest i i can't read this and this is the same reason that i didn't watch any of the footage

my soul has been taxed this year i cannot take another one of these

stories and this is not the only story this week that i've read like this yeah it keeps happening it's a lot it

keeps happening i keep coming in here saying the same exact thing and i'll be honest it's frustrating it's tiresome it's annoying

rest in peace to this man yeah condolences to the family friends loved ones

inside of the same i'm tired of the same old story coming in with the same regurgitated feeling

same result suspended yeah suspended still my job somebody's dead and this was

and they called the police again like they normally do right that's how the police got the scene they called the police um hey i can't talk about this i can't

i'll be honest i can't i can't that's what the year has done to me

there's four more months left here i was laying in bed and the story came across my phone yeah i was in a kind of a good mood and

it just went away i put the phone down man i'm done with the phone i'm gonna i'm gonna watch channel id for the next eight hours i can't

just a lot and then i'll be watching so much news of certain news

anchors or opinion people like i'm so sick of this police brutality narrative that keeps

coming how do you think the people feel that it actually being affected by it right how sick do you think they are

right of reading this [ __ ] you're sick of hearing about it i'm sick of reporting it yeah but that's

all you're sick of imagine the people that it's actually happening to you got some [ __ ] nerve

to say that my thing is is this [ __ ] is just like a cycle it's like this [ __ ] just it's been

happening for years it's still happening i was watching that uh the use of hawkins dock and it's just crazy how everything the

people were saying on that dock they're still saying now if i don't even know if it's a cycle because that implies that it goes back to something but it's

just the same it's it's just the reality of what's been going on yelling the same thing get out there and vote vote i'm

like this was an 89 they're yelling it's 2020 we're still yelling the same [ __ ]

i can't wait to see what 2030 looks like here i'll be honest with you i'm scared during that yusuf hawking documentary

and you know you guys are older than me so correct me if i'm wrong when they kept bringing up

everyone saying i know a lot of people don't think that new york was racist i was born in 1990. new york has always

been racist since when has that not been a narrative yeah no i don't that's all that whole that whole

first portion of that doc i was confused as someone that's only 30 years old and saying that yeah no one ever knew that new york was

racist my entire childhood new york was segregated no you know what it is i think what al sharpton was

saying you didn't think it was new york was that racist well time timeout timeout and and and i don't know

if this is maybe why why you knew this but rory is white so

it took me a while to like i almost got beat up my first time in staten island mm-hmm

like because i get beat up in 2020 right now i parked a black person i parked in the wrong spot in staten island thank god i was with a

few dudes but that could have went bad uh on the on the yousef hawkins dock they're talking about bensonhurst i'm

not so familiar with it i'm very familiar with so i can understand how they might not how they

might have just been looking for a pontiac not knowing like you're right new york has always been segregated yeah yeah they call it a melting pot but

nah it's a melting pot that's segregated in the pot by blocks and those blocks live close to

each other which is much different than a rural area where you have whites

20 miles away from where the black people live no it's it's six [ __ ] blocks it's gonna be even more confrontation i

was so confused in the beginning of that i called my mom and my dad i was like hey you should watch this yusuf hawking thing because correct me if i'm wrong

this is what i've known of new york forever like yeah no it's a extremely segregated city i think i

think al sharpton was saying we saw images like that with you know a whole community of white people chasing black people out

cursing at him calling him [ __ ] carrying watermelons you saw stuff like that in the south like you saw stuff like that you know

going on in the south during the civil rights movement but i think what al sharpton was saying to to know that that's happening right

here in brooklyn that there's neighborhoods like that in brooklyn i think he was surprised at that is what i think al sharpton because

i'll sharpen this i believe right brooklyn would be the the biggest place it would happen

well you were he learned that you learned that this was the 80s he learned that you guys got bensonhurst and coney

island and flatbush like what come on yeah i can't count

my hands the amount of times that a white person tries i'm sure you've experienced this too rory white person tries to like lure you in

with some racist [ __ ] like hoping that you're going to jump on the right oh my god to this day like yo fam you you're wilding

like yeah but why people do it more subtly now with you kind of on the political side

sure it was a little more open back when i was growing up now now it's like i've still i've still felt it

pretty maybe not like super directly but pretty dry like how do you live in this neighborhood with all these colored people here like yo

what yeah it's crazy and you see it in the music industry

all the time yeah i'm way past that the algorithms are racist oh yeah of

course then what i know but i don't think statistics i don't think people really know how and i'm working on

finding a way to explain it to people so that it's understandable and

palatable got you but i'm just saying i'm all for human

racism i'm all for that it's here it's here it's a thing no shock it's real it's here got it

y'all can't now turn the robots races oh they're kind of well if the people that are creating the robots are racist

no they have they have but we have to wait so i'm almost when the robots know every last thing about you including

your race yeah they'll figure a way soon i'm going to talk to you all about

this it's important for you all to know it's important for you all to know um it's like uh with the

the surveillance videos and the rings and all that stuff they're racist like they can't tell

black people apart on the apps like that where they have um like ring and a

couple of the other um home security things have like um what's it called per identification where they can like match

up your face with the internet yeah but don't say they can't sure don't say they can't

if they're not they're capable of it but they're not if they are not right then they're not it's not they

can't they can't yeah sure um just to lighten the mood quickly with the ring app

i have that we talked about on the tour when i got it for basically whatever yeah but it's a it's a whole community like i

can see everything that's happening within a five mile radius and it's like twitter

that'll it'll show you all the social media yeah all the bad things that are happening yo some i just heard gunshots someone just broke

into my car and they'll have video footage i laugh every single morning at watching

these people continually order from amazon and watching the same guys rob their package shout out to amazon

shout out to amazon by the way love what you're doing out there amazing stuff

game changing stuff that amazon has going on over there apple as well hey title

and title [ __ ] talking about get the ring app and just laugh all day

and all the people shout out to twitch robbing their ponytails hey

cam soda you never know patreon what's going on i see you out there

ah everybody's a player here if if you guys want to stream in front of my ring camera

we could do the pop bring what up wait a

minute hope everybody's feeling good feeling

great out there this is exactly the part i needed today i i'll keep it real with y'all i'm keeping honest with y'all so yeah we had

to get back to that i needed this fun i did it was warranted hey

stupid me right and i'll share this even though i'm embarrassed but i'll share it nas album is so great to me that

i started right after whatever song was after uh ultra black uh

and and the album was so hard from starting there that's not even cardi

five no no it's not cars is before it's not guarding and that's and that's what i'm saying to you the intros since this

album has been released i have been listening to it saying from that track to the end because my joints

is there fair i like that [ __ ] i started this year from the beginning this is the man man that's the first the

first card is my favorite favorite that first first one is great king's disease yeah and the absolutely

the carrots versus that's outright

no you're bugging though the first three are my joints i know but i'll do that sometimes that

that's that's that's the weird thing about me like i'll buy a brand new album and start from three

and start from four it's interesting yeah sometimes i don't want you to fool me

with track one two and three because i know as artists you set up one two and three

sometimes i want to know sooner or later what the meat is looking like pause rory

don't get excited i didn't do a thing [Music]

you know rory would want a black dude too yo this is the second part

the second one in a row no you're not my time now you're not my type i'm not sleeping for

you bro i'm not black i got a sleeping for you don't worry about it no no i got a sleeper [ __ ] out

of here okay and we can erase that because i am black um

i don't care what ancestry.com

oh man man is there anything else we need to discuss that we might be missing or some

[ __ ] uh probably we could save it though i want to get into that conversation uh

me you ish and corey had uh yesterday on the wednesday pod okay i

identifying the person that's going to block at the kickback oh that's a good one

that was a good talk that we were having i wrote it down we was cooking too much in here let's save that i don't know if we could have

it as honest as we were having it but that's a really good talk we can we have to find a way to grow do you see why i keep telling y'all we

got to grow up we got we should be able to have that that was a good one what was it what was yours the next wednesday morning wednesday wednesday you the last one i want to

know early wednesday we know mall stands on that yeah one thousand percent i don't even know don't worry about i'll

tell you listen brand new music yo you blew my mind with that pharrell and chad doing that scissor record yeah

i'm listening to some chats back in the mix i'm listening to that with new ears yeah i'll be honest with you

all right man this was the part i needed today say yeah feel better

yeah i do actually good hey that's what this part is meant to do facts more we got this on the ending me

and you hold up

today is gonna be the day that i'm gonna throw it back to you come on mom right now you should have

real uh that is what i gotta do come on i don't believe in anybody feel the way

i feel about you now [ __ ] spotify

[Laughter]

[Music] wait a minute

[Music]

[Applause]

he caught that winding brandy i love you brandi i love you

i need i need nah shut the [ __ ] up more i need a brandy cover on this one

best podcast in the world you already know the bye

now they'll never throw it back to you

by now you should have a plan you're not hearing the words

i don't think that anybody sees the value in you the way that i do

i have miami going to the finals you want to put some jack on that mac

[Laughter] i'm down double or nothing miami's not

going to the finals but i have miami beating boston all right so that's better whatever you want to do okay cool let's

do it boston to the finals what the [ __ ] that [ __ ] kobe tutor tatum when he was

sixteen hey hey you think i care that that matters rest in

man i remember the news reports i remember the articles the day after jimmy went in the timberwolves practice and

served him up now you forgot now you forgot miami you beat the starting five alone he

didn't take a shot you remember that story but they're not gonna be boston though

i love duncan robinson you shoot this i love tyler heroes do his thing man

i like kendall walker hold up man i like jason tatum i like jalen brown most underrated play in the league

jaylen brown i like boston too though yeah it's a safe bet i know give me a

minute

this was that [ __ ] too though we singing the chorus man what are you

talking about this is happening yo i want to thank everybody out there for listening the

world is changing right before our very eyes

don't get confused by the tweets and the [ __ ] instagram pictures it's me and rory man come on

let me grab one i got a q huh let me grab one i got a cube oh get up in here

oh this dirty money yeah this

can't wait to go back to the dive bars man

all right you guys today was awesome thank you for the laughs thank you for

the lols

mlp would flip this very well though and shoot you yeah this is the story of a bullet

yo and over the weekend i came up with this uh this deep dive about sometimes i think

of the artist that we love and i think of the family tree of people that have been inspired by them to for their own

creations and it sounds like a great mlp yeah

we don't talk about it enough but there is a lineage yeah of people i i have bobby schmerder on that

family tree drew and i mean this respectively to chicago because they'll kill you there's been

that new york the yo y'all taking the drill [ __ ] mlp is early drill i thought they accepted that

uh chicago i thought it was like meetups between them and some of the new yorkers i don't know either i'm cool with her well so i should be

safe i i love chicago i like when [ __ ] see my grandmother

one person yeah i'm cool no you're not me no and dirk shout out to this helps

well mlp early drill no it's true i see where you're going i'm with you on it yeah i just don't

think it's spoken about it's not talked about enough yeah there

were musicals in front of us and the hardest lyricists and rappers in the world but still like

anime quote quote-unquote hit records i could almost like hardcore fashion i could almost

argue that their raps aaliyah explain all the r b now is illya

oh okay that's what you're saying i see what you're saying all of it and we might not mention it because aaliyah

is such a legacy act but all of this [ __ ] that's happening today is her offspring

and a lot of this [ __ ] happening today i got pop smoke on the [ __ ] mlp lineage like yeah okay g-unit is

definitely mlp we are savvy music people but

i'm talking about public perception the the conversation i don't know amongst the public no exactly we don't hear that we don't hear

that and mlp has a great discography team it might be listening and has not been familiar yeah those artists know it

or not it is because like i can understand artists that are in the drill seem like god never listen to mlp how could you

say that they influenced me they did you just didn't know it yeah

yo i want to thank everybody out there for listening i want to shout out to the youtube

the youtube subscribers i was just told rory them subscriptions is jumping up shout out to all of y'all shout out to

the people that are still listening on spotify [ __ ] them leaving a couple episodes i'm not

[ __ ] promoting that uh i had a call had a call with my

partner i'm such a bitter ex i had a had a call with my little zoom

call with my my partner on this album young boys somewhat of a prominent figure in music universal

and they said so this whole spotify thing you guys are doing you know you're putting an album out say i want to tell you man [ __ ] them

they only pay about 14 [ __ ] hundredths of a second so the playlisting thing well we'll have to

find another way yeah people are finding music when it's great playlisting

playlisting doesn't dictate things the way that it used to that's another conversation that we can

have here whenever we're off this godforsaken platform and that's kind of the conversation i

wanted to lead into with that uh media company being purchased for 85 million

we're witnessing the shift from playlisting to something else and it should be

acknowledged especially the way you always dick ride in these playlists it has to be acknowledged

that the actual system is looking at it a bit differently quickly quickly though quickly

that may not mean anything to some of you most i see some of y'all that are writing the thing pieces on me and it's a clear reminder

that y'all don't understand what's going on y'all don't know y'all don't know y'all are reading this differently

but uh that was monumental that they purchased that we're gonna see we're gonna see the the

benefits the rewards or the lack of in the next however many years

it helped me to understand why y'all out there purchasing followers on instagram and some of these socials

y'all do a lot for mark zuckerberg that you refuse to do for yourself i'm not talking about that right now

because i'm getting out of here and this was a great podcast uh i want to thank everybody for listening thank you for joining us you

could have been anywhere in the world but you're here with us i want to thank god for getting each and every one of us here along with y'all

wherever you at 2020 is a moment acknowledge that acknowledge it because it's all we have

we could be gone tomorrow 2020 is a stark reminder of all of that i need y'all to keep us in your prayers

lord knows please we need to be there please we need to be there and until the next

time uh adios sariva derci hasta la vista so long goodbye deuces and all of that good

[ __ ] life is a series of moments and moments pass and respect when the moments pass

because they pass and this one is all we have enjoy this podcast hopefully you'll hear this [ __ ] off of

here at some point shout out to the owners out there shout out to the other podcasters out there

shout out to the creatives and the curators out there shout out to the executives that understand

shout out to the corporations that can kind of see the vision and they're standing with us in solidarity

shout out to all of you i'm out of here man shout out to the unions too yes shout out to the union shout out to

everybody that's fighting a good fight we want to save that for wednesday because it was too important of a topic we but they are

unionizing and we will be back wednesday to discuss it i love all of y'all i love each and every

one of y'all even if you hate me i'm giving love out that's what i'm on today

that didn't turn up is that all the way up oh no

i think the horn was in key with the song too the horn i think was actually in key with the song how many times you ran

into shorty that you said maybe she might be the one that'll save me all the time all the time

that's a real current thing it's a topic in itself being saved and and maybe being safe

i can't wait till mom lets us meet some of his lady friends or until you're safe parks is that i did

a man but i knew uno seven so that's different um parks just have it means that's

probably when i met one like an old 708 parks is having that's why i was laughing parker's having a kickback on saturday

just in case you want to you know i mean invite someone special i'm coming to park's career

for the ribs whatever he's making [Laughter] are you gonna do uh the lamb i think

it's a give it at this lamb the lamb the lamb yo everybody please have a very

safe labor day weekend out there what are your labor day weekend plans [ __ ] well i'll be up i'll be with parks

mall will be fishing rory out of mogu my hair is growing albumo

i get the vibe yo we'll talk to y'all on wednesday same time same place unfortunately same

platform we got three episodes left i think you all enjoy yourselves please be safe

this weekend stay away from violence stay away from gunfire