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Joe Budden Podcast Episode 38, “38,” released May 27, 2016. Joe Budden and his dear friends Marisa Mendez & Rory sit down every week to discuss life, music, sex, and more. Tune in and follow along the crazy adventures of these three very random friends. Full transcript and searchable timestamps below.

Joe Budden Podcast Ep. 38 Transcript
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uh we ready Austin you guys are rolling all right and we are in the building I will
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name this podcast later episode number 38 it's your man jump off Jo Bey it is I haven't said jump off Jo
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bezy in a long time and you sound like [ __ ] so thank wake up fix your voice uh M de body I am here there you go let's
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get some energy in here we got Michael Roar here good evening everybody in a very casual outfit today still a nice
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sweater though not nice pretty casual for roor yeah for Michael roor yeah no it's got a nice it's from J crew it's
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still yeah it's still kind of it's still one of those yeah some [ __ ] I could have got a H&M for $5 but instead paid 70 at
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J before you forget yo J crew H&M and Zara that have have collectively gotten
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American Apparel the [ __ ] out of here American no they're like done American Apparel is bankrupt you THS are not
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[ __ ] spending enough money Fu good why' you look at me I don't want sh there I do like women that wear the
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American Apparel socks though I am into that has good I like a bunch of [ __ ] uh for
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[ __ ] in American Apparel but anyway that's a separate uh on congratulations to Siobhan and Karan on the birth of
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their baby Kennedy Elise today didn't forget of course if we had a sound bite to clap and yeah definitely shout out
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shout out to the of the you people may know Karan he uh he's produced on countless Joe Button projects part ofv
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Siobhan's a good good good friend so congratulations to them number one I need to text them U you didn't I did a
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group text this morning as soon as I found out I haven't texted anyone in about a week I've had a really wild week
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that kind of makes our group chat a piece of [ __ ] cuz there's like 10 of us and no one said [ __ ] to Quran in it oh
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my God are you guys for real let me do that right oh my god do that right now
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and they listen every week so guys if you know this is why y'all got the text right now congratulations I've been busy
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all day I've been tied up but uh let me hit you uh no did you guys see the picture oh my God she I haven't seen the
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picture uh so y'all do that you text the group chat from both of us of course uh
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you uh pull up the pictures congrats Karan just from me oh I [ __ ] deleted
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this why do I do that all the time anyway listen uh to go from we have to we have to go from uh life to death here
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really quickly because I want to say rest in peace to uh an amazing man uh
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Pastor Ron rev Ron um very well-known man in New Jersey uh the pastor and
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Reverend at Christian love church on Lions Avenue in Irvington passed away on
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Friday um I was extremely close to this man he was my pastor um he's the pastor
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I spoke about and only human uh and just a very likable lovable welcoming man
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with a very non-traditional style of preaching he just welcomed you know they
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say all churches welcome all Sinners but this church this church he you know he
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he spoke to the dealers he spoke to the you ERS he spoke to the prostitutes he spoke to the gangbangers he spoke to the
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killers like he just uh is I can't say enough about this man um so I want to
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send prayers out to his entire family uh I want to send prayers out to everyone
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who attends Christian love um and the entire congregation uh you will be
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missed severely and that kind of brought me to another topic now not to say that
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this is happening there cuz I don't know the specific on uh Pastor Ron's life and what's going on but just in thinking and
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talking to a few people this is what happens what happens is men and women
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get married right right men and women get married often at times well I'm and I'm not talking about today I'm talking
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about like other Generations uh cuz nobody gets married today but men and women get married the guy [ __ ] does
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whatever he does the woman sticks around she stays she grows a resentment the man
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before the woman and then she just takes out all of her anger in his demise um
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again not saying that that is what's happening there because I do not know these are two totally separate unrelated
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incidents but I just know quite a few people who after their death things was a mess
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like because of marital
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uh discrepancies discrepancies is a great word yeah but we don't have our you know we
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never plan on dying you don't have your Affairs in order we don't have our Affairs all the way in order I know a
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million people who are separated but still legally married I mean [ __ ] we just saw it with uh and the only reason
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she called up well the main reason she called off the divorce was because he's still on her healthare and she wanted to make sure that all that was well she
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running around town doing whatever the [ __ ] she doing and they still married so I mean I say all of that to say it's really important to have your Affairs in
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order your will your life insurance just anything that needs to be done because
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tomorrow's not promised and you never know when it can happen now I guess we'll just keep procrastinating death
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hopefully hopefully uh now that that is out the way I have so much to talk about
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I had an amazing week but we're not going to dig too much into my week
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because [ __ ] be listening [ __ ] mad [ __ ]
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onour no not quite uh no not at all actually there was no
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sex going on on tour very similar to the champagne room uh no but I just had a really good week that I won't divorce
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too much of because [ __ ] be listening and then they want to call me and text me ask me about [ __ ] I said in the podcast and then I got to say Yo Ma
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that's just a podcast ma like you got to chill like I just got to give compelling content to the people that's listening
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like you know the real me yo there we God and it works yeah uh but
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anyway so last week right so last week uh uh and we're going to touch on this very briefly uh last week we did the tax
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podcast on Monday right and then we did the our podcast with Amber on Tuesday
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right yes was that Tuesday I didn't really feel the need to touch on the tax podcast at all because I didn't feel
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like it was anything worth discussing but per my usual how I feel and how
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other people feel are to totally different way I really didn't see this story picking up so much steam but
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everyone keeps asking us [ __ ] uh it did yeah so here I am that [ __ ] is like a
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hot [ __ ] topic well I went there I went there to
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do the podcast with this gentleman right a gentleman by the name attack Stone we had combat Jack on the week before Amber
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and I was very excited about going to do this podcast because I thought that there would be I thought between him and
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I uh we've both followed each other for quite sometime I thought there would be a lot of compelling content to come from
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this podcast so I was eager because I love compelling content so I go in there
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and it was just like it was just bad it just wasn't wasn't good it just wasn't
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good and I would like to think that I was open-minded I haven't losted or listen walking into it it was just like
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a halfhearted barrage of personal attacks yeah from what I read he got
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frustrated and he was like pulling out old [ __ ] just because well I mean he he asked me about the Battle which is
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semi-relevant that's fine but I started with I disagreed so I mean then he had a whole conversation with himself and then
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was mad I disagreed when I started with I disagreed so then he asked me about Esther which is pretty old and he asked
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me about the wuang [ __ ] which is pretty old he didn't ask me anything current or
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pertinent to my today right and I still would like to think I answered
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everything accordingly um but anyway I say all of this to say right I guess it did make
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for an interesting uh exchange because let me tell this to the people that don't know me I know I'm not very easily
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angered um or offended and I do a pretty good job at articulating myself and
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exactly what I want to say sometimes that doesn't bold too well when you're
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talking to people when you're talking to one of the dollar knives in the drawer
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there I'll put it that way so that was that but I mean I'm glad the people enjoyed it um it also wasn't as heated
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as it came across on the audio or the way people perceived it you know well I didn't think it was eat at all no I know
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but how it was perceived was quite the opposite it seemed like people were really upset people were really arguing
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wasn't the case I think everyone laughed as people were walking out and tax laughed at the end too nobody was really
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upset like this this has turned into it's an actual beef when it's clearly not no I
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mean I wouldn't think so but I I think that for the general public when you hear uh a man I rate and raising his
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voice you think you you become alarmed you think something is wrong but that's like in his nature isn't it he's just
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like a yeah that's just him he's just loud like that I guess I never I never
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once felt like he was directing those screams toward me it just felt like I think he would say the same thing felt
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like he was screaming but I am glad that he had a good podcast that probably will never happen again and him and I probably will never Converse because if
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that's what the conversation is like then what's the point uh and here we are we're back
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hello you're both lunatics yeah well I am 100% a lunatic both of you that
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is I I just think we're different types of lunatics yes but I mean anybody's listen
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to my music I hold no [ __ ] quarrel about being rll sugarfree what a [ __ ]
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that's all they had in the store oh my God Bo so listen I'm a diabetic are you
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really no oh man I would have felt bad for my mother's diabetic that's nice diabetic A J diabe no no no no you're
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not getting your you're not getting your mom sympathy oh my God what's wrong you're a
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lunatic i' agree so yesterday
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yesterday boom boom boom all my trouble I'll give you $100 you tell me who sing
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that song Marissa yep so anyway yep today's generation anyway uh so listen soam it
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let's yeah where Shazam Joe singing [ __ ] Beatles uh listen so let's dig into this
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uh this uh W Meek [ __ ] some more because nothing I love more than [ __ ] laughing at Meek's
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[ __ ] nothing I love more than laughing at Meek just looking like a [ __ ] nut they're both [ __ ] nuts
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you hate W so wait a minute wait a minute oh I'm the only neutral one here
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you you beef with Meek you be Marissa beef with W I love be the only uh I'm
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the only one objective here no he beefed with me I was fine it's valid Marissa really does hate W though so even though
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he has done absolutely nothing wrong in this entire exchange she will find a way to kick back I do say that W is not in
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the wrong in this situation and he is reacting pretty cool and funny different different so let's so let's update the
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listeners here for the people that haven't heard uh Meek is being emotional again and
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shocket yeah he he's W um but like how about he really tried
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to kick W out of MMG and Ross is like yeah no no that's not how that works bro
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well this is the second Instagram post let's go back to the first one when he said this is my last time doing this internet [ __ ] again I
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think which was my favorite part of that that sentence I just well that was my that was my favorite part as well
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because he then put up a post was he in DC that night is that why he said DC
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theu dream tracers people Dreamchasers what you D yeah I misunderstood that Dream
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Chasers all right I'm wrong there well he needs to write that out Dreamchasers is not if DC is going to be Dreamchasers
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then he has to write District of Columbia something we need to yeah he need to separate that okay but but
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anyway [ __ ] so Ross tried to fix it yeah and he tried to twist the meek wet beef into
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promo for anbum that has not been recorded yeah probably not even
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discussion yet it's it's one of the self-made one where they're all going to sit at a
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table on the album cover and it's going to say selfmade on exactly exactly exactly so that didn't quite work and
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now they're beefing again and W has taking all of this extremely well very unw like he has not spazzed he's been
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very sarcastic uh very very condescending very funny very witty very
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quick I like it I'll take it so now what happens though they're going to keep
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being little kids until I think only one person's being a
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it's valid okay they're going to keep being a kid and then one's going to keep reacting until a check obviously something happened in the background
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between these two Instagram posts cuz this Meek [ __ ] came out out of nowhere again I mean cuz ra tried to fix it with
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with his open-ended boss talk that he does all the time like yo they're both bosses I'm a boss bosses don't act this
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way bosses going to be bosses when you put two bosses in a boss room it's hard to be a boss that's what he does to try
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to fix things well maybe Ross is so with his such his marriage dissolvement or
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engagement dissolvement that he's not here to to keep me meditate mediating
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well we're going to get to that yeah we are going to get to that one story at a time was like I got to open he's not
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going to come in and [ __ ] with my [ __ ] and I'm going to just [ __ ] come for w and I want Meek to stop feeling like
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everyone is jealous of him and everyone is envious of him and everyone wants his
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life that's all I want I don't think that W is jealous or envious of no Meek
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the person I think they are two totally different individuals just when it comes to characteristics and the things that
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they value they are both very emotional though yeah why don't different things though
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yeah I don't I don't like that knock I don't like is very emotional emotional can be
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cool and not but they don't harness their emotional powers in the correct way they filter their thoughts
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differently m is emotional why is W emotional W [ __ ] gets Rea oh what he
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reacts to everything does not react to everything was the complex thing emotional do you think yes yeah was him
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threatening to have me slapped because I we don't care about that it is it's
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all emotion it's all that's not emotional that's him saying yo I'm going get smack the [ __ ] out of you why is
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that emotional oh okay that's not emotional at all that's not emotional okay cuz someone said they don't like him y Rory when we get out of I swear to
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God I'm punching you straight in the face why was that emotional I wasn't emotional saying that just now I just said something yeah but you had that was
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just saying we're not talking about you and you stop with your personalizations
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of things giving examples of how he's been emo give me one that doesn't include yourself we comp no complex yeah
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I agree give me more that's my point the uh the baseball game the baseball game when he went up
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to the uh the person in the stands cuz they tweeted about him and he ran up on him they called him Drake I know they
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said that's W he's nobody he'll never be Drake yeah a regular person could have
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the where I'm from they are saying this at a game you're defending something
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that's he's still emotional I'm just that's not emotional that's not emotional see that's my point people are
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using this term emotional and don't really even know what emotional why is that emotional because why does he have to react [ __ ] ignore this [ __ ] all
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right m m you're in this you're in that you're bringing Twitter logic to real
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life no I'm not all right let me help you in real life you guys have told me to stop reacting stop being emotional
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people say stupid [ __ ] to me it's the same exact thing you guys have physically said verba we're not saying
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that you're not emotional we are saying you're emotional right because I react to these people
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right so it's the same [ __ ] when he does it that makes it emotional I don't just say you're emotional because of your Twitter outbreaks to be honest yeah but
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you've physically said stop being emotional by replying to them you've said that show me what do you mean show
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me you you've said it like with your words not on pap I don't ever remember saying that by the way but again just
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how fast just how quick we back to personalizing I'm not talking about you I want to talk about W anyway all right
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so forget about that so [ __ ] W Meek are at [ __ ] war and it's it's over
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for MMG is it no because the [ __ ] blog's going to tick me saying that your Buton says that [ __ ] MMG is
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fito uh I'm just asking I don't think so I think they could still work it out I think that W has been trying to distance
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himself from MMG for quite some time to be honest I think you're absolutely right um that's what I think that's number one number two I think that
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Meek uh 100% reps MMG but I think he's a bit tied up with his
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so uh relationship and M and tour and then Drake like he's got a lot going on
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he does um and Ross Ross isn't now what about staly uh
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Gunplay them [ __ ] just chilling them [ __ ] mayback o all them [ __ ] is great Omar I love om Aran om Aran got his own
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[ __ ] happening too though so happen with am Mar good [ __ ] positive [ __ ] like am
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Mar's doing great gun plays is great stal is great pill like we never hear
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pill's not in MMG oh okay he hasn't been I'm just saying we never hear from
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[ __ ] these other people because these people are great and they're chilling word
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Ross oh oh I wish we had a r r
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r i what to say man I mean now shut up myy I know what to
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say that was I don't know what to say was just for dramatic it was it was rhetorical Ross R what are you playing
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with r let's have a heart to heart here for quite some time I've been very confused by the
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happenings between Ross and L Galore same I couldn't figure out what was to
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gain for from Ross by all of a sudden being so
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welcoming and accepting to all of the Snapchat [ __ ] that him and
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her have been doing I couldn't figure it out I mean I still can't love I mean he was on house
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arrest but he was able to move around cuz there was a lot of people saying like oh he's off house arrest now he just dropped her but he was still able to move so do you think that they're in
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love I wouldn't know I think he might have been in love I'm not asking you to know I'm just asking you what you think
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I think he was in lust do you think that he ever had plans of marrying this woman is what I'm asking you I think Ross is
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now 47 years old and I think he's starting to get to that point in his life I'm not going to say he made the
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right choice but he's thinking maybe I should settle down have we known him to be in any other relationship before has
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he ever been tied to another woman yeah yeah I'm asking I don't know yes just right before her was Ming Le okay oh so
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he has this Behavior but only as late this is this is lightweight a pattern for him lately I maybe he really is the
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whole getting fit I want to be with someone he does it for the Graham really quickly and then ends
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it did he see the success of Meek and Nikki and think maybe I should get a
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girl that's really attractive and popular online possibly um I want to say I'm not going
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to compare Nikki and L together but I want to say that Ross wasn't in his
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Atlanta home looking at Nicki Minaj's Instagram she's a boss though and
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you know what boss you know what you dig nck your boss I'm a boss Meek bossing I
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need to give me a boss chick your dick I actually really think he would say those exact words like literally verbatim yeah
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allag all right but listen to me in the event that he said that do you think the first pops up well maybe he was already
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and be clear I'm not knocking lra Galore beautiful young
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woman maybe they were already [ __ ] maybe she does have good conversation he was enjoying himself what if she's just
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dope man and kind of was just like you know what test this [ __ ] and let's just try this out and then more [ __ ] start
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maybe possibly started coming out the tweets the this the that and it was starting to be like oh this is looking a little sketchy but I'm going to keep
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rolling with it we've already gone this far and then maybe there was something that randomly just happened and he was like yeah you know what never mind n you
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don't go from the way that he was doing it to yeah he was really going all out putting her every picture she took the
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background looked like she didn't belong there like I'm I'm one of those people that I'm big on details I analyze things
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so I always look at the background and the background of her pictures just
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overnight became very plush yeah they became very first they became very
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extravagant he had her in meetings with hve and be like yeah she was in all of these places where I'm not going to say
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she shouldn't be that's not my place to say but you can just see it and all of the
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Instagram models and Honeys There's Hope goals they
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CL they it girl they said goals yes baby yeah that's what they did was just the
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beginning yes they all have the heart Eyes under her [ __ ] it was like a graduation it was like it was like there
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was a l the first one of us did it yes girl now I love how can make it I can
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make it yeah yeah yeah cuz that's what happens when one IG model I tweeted this the other day but I forgot to tweet The Hope part cuz that's the important part
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when one IG model gets chosen out of the game it provides hope it provides open
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the doors it provides a a means a glimmer of just sunshine I'm two more
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walkway videos away yeah to all of these hes in five
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300 squ foot uh apartments on the Grand Concourse yeah it does it does Hey
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listen them out of this Oh no I got I got I used to over there I used to have
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a few bad [ __ ] the Grand Concourse fell off everyone went North okay I failed Compass class which
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way is north from the Grand concour and I do know that there's no Compass class by the way uh what What's north of grand
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concour for yeah I'd say up there's a little bit better now used to be some good hoes in
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for them too listen as soon as they finish or they West and went to Dyan hey uh all you people on the Grand Concourse
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and uh Dykeman forom just anywhere over there period as soon as they finish
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cleaning up Brooklyn they coming to get y'all the [ __ ] out of here be very clear ton is too accessible
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right now y'all ain't got but maybe 67 years they coming to clean
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y'all asses right out of the Bronx there's condos on 161 the grand Conquest right now and I know this because I'm
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starting to see more and more Bronx [ __ ] by my house out to Jersey yeah
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man I'm [ __ ] in the car wash yesterday and I see someone who shall remain anonymous of course and she like
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what you doing here I looked at her like [ __ ] what are you doing here I've been
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here for 10 years what is your ass doing over here uh but they do have really
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affordable places in Jersey they do yeah no they do um
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um y'all never answered my is it over for MMG question I don't think it is I think they can still figure it out it's
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definitely not over for all the artists in that camp as as a camp as a collective I mean as a collective as a
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whole as a crew they they'll a staff record label and as a [ __ ] crew yeah yeah exactly
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yeah uh good hip-hop line by by there anyways a lot of people wouldn't get it
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um I'll give you $100 Merc if you know what it's from [ __ ] off I knew that was coming yeah you definitely just lost $200
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today great um I think they're going to fake this for a little bit longer that they're still cool and it'll it'll
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drizzle out I think W how does he have a contract that he has another album with them if he does I'm sure he's racing to
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get it done yeah I mean he really has been like you said doing his own thing and like kind of yeah and he's doing
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well with it he has like a good following and people are going to kill me he has album of the year right now for me in 2015 for rap album you're not
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the only person that have said that in my opinion W did drop a really good album that [ __ ] is amazing it is great
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yeah I know you didn't hear it no you didn't hear it cuz he said he was smack [ __ ] out we got it yeah but I've heard
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great things about it and I wouldn't say otherwise you look that's wonderful of you thanks I'm glad to hear that um I
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agree with Rory I don't think it's over for the people involved I just think as
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a crew I don't I don't think I don't really think that you know bay and me
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felt some type of way about each other for a little while now so I think it's just coming to the Forefront um and even
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if they fix it I think it'll be a fake fix it'll be like fix a flat like that's what they did couple weeks ago iged
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again here we are now minus the [ __ ] boy but what forget him having a problem
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with why is your immediate reaction when you have a an internal problem with let's not say a family member because
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clearly they don't like each other someone you do business with someone that's part of your crew someone that how you two behave represents how people
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perceive your bus why is your immediate response to that to go on
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Instagram and talk about it cuz he Twitter Fingers um you took the words out of my mouth I wanted to make like a
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public service announcement just now not just to Meek Mill but to all the women
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in the universe and the men that behave this way too cuz there's a lot of y'all it's very simple to keep your
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[ __ ] business off of [ __ ] the internet so easy it's very simple like
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like you don't have to run and just divulge all of your [ __ ] to a bunch of
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strangers it's messy it's immature and all we're going to do is laugh at it comes off really really bad it makes you
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look emotional it's bad and all like Rory said all we're going to do is laugh
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that's it no one's going to sympathize with you we're just going to laugh at you man no one's be like oh my God I
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totally understand stop it stop like we're just going to mean you and I say this as somebody who loves a good mess
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on a timeline I read that Zola Story by the way oh my god did you read it I was at the edge of my [ __ ] seat all right it
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wasn't that yes it was [ __ ] what you talking about that was like the greatest story I for this year that was a pretty
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good story but wasn't on the edge of pretty good no I tell a pretty good story that
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[ __ ] every time cuz somebody I was with had read it first right and they said yo you have to read
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this and they gave it to me so every time something happened I looked up and I said yo can you believe this just
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happened and they said it gets better I love when he like how could it get better when he tried to jump I was
- 28:08
[ __ ] dying the [ __ ] tried to commit suicide from the fourth floor if you haven't read the story it's extremely
- 28:14
long I'm not going to touch on it listen it work stop pause the podcast and listen yeah pause it right now and go
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listen to [ __ ] read I'm sorry I'm sorry go listen to zoa on her [ __ ] ho trip that was the best ho trip ever yo hes
- 28:28
tell the greatest stories in the world it's cuffing season I'm just trying to be Jared to somebody's Jessica man about
- 28:33
that time be who the crazy white to the crazy white trying to be Jared j yes yes yes
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yes yes yes that that's go put yourself in the face times no that story was really amazing you definitely should go
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uh and read it it is C how how the [ __ ] is your yo real quick even though it's 70° in New York is failing I'm going to
- 28:54
say say this and then I thought Rory had a story to tell us but yo I just want to say I just want to address button
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Wednesdays last week hashtag button Wednesdays uh well not hashtag but oh I stopped promoting it I was very hurt
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last week and that's why I didn't promote it can I just want to have a serious moment here and I don't have very many serious moments in
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life but okay so here's some backstory so my friends as I've said before in this podcast they're all stupid idiot
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[ __ ] like we were sympathetic this week no no yeah yeah but I'm giving them backstory like from before so they love
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nothing more as I've said before than to see my [ __ ] demise on National
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Television especially we can share it yeah listen we all sit and we we watch these episodes like at least five times
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and laugh every time at something stupid right so that's that last week it wasn't
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funny they had sent me uh Scott Scott's wife sent me the episode and I was able
- 29:51
to see it early so by the time Rory and ice and Amman and all these people
- 29:56
started to come with their little jokes it was too late I was already very hurt and I had to let them know hey I can't
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partake with the jokes this week because I am very hurt by what I saw on television I was very disappointed in
- 30:07
Kaylin what happened I'm like sitting on the now I'm on the edge of my seat well Joe tried to jump out of a window and he
- 30:14
got caught on the balcony I didn't I did not and a pimp saved you he started punching himself none of that happened
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guys you guys just making stuff up and he drove kin around to do her
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drop offs it was well what happened was um still I wasn't in this episode
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until the very end oh cuz you were back home yeah so I was back home uh taking care of this court case [ __ ] so I had to
- 30:39
fly back handle that but kayn was still in Los Angeles so the second that the judge lifted the warrant she was able to
- 30:46
record on the show so she goes back on the show she's there before me I I have to catch a flight
- 30:51
back the things that she said upon entry are the things that hurt me like when
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you go into a house with however many couples but a bunch of strangers and
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you're there speaking on behalf of your ex significant other and the things that you say are he's a monster he's nuts
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he's a lunatic I walk on eggshell around him I'm scared I'm scared to talk
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because he has a temper um uh he's never hit me but I know if he if I hit him he
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would hit me like that was mindboggling to hear you know Vonnie had
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a status about this on Facebook that's where I saw it she said she couldn't believe she said that either nobody that
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has ever seen kin and I nobody yeah I've never I've never personally heard kin talk about like that ice hit me and said
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yo that's crazy like as somebody that was there to witness you to dude I was
- 31:52
there probably the worst part of it when y'all broke up and I I broke up with smoke we like me cried every single
- 31:58
night she never said something like that so everybody was looking at me like how could she say something like
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that like I would like I was supposed to have an explanation now I have my own
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theories I wouldn't know why she said those things you guys have gotten past it now though right well that's the
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interesting predicament I'm in Marissa I'm in quite the conundrum because when I got back to that house
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mhm I was told that she said some things but I was never told what she said
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right and it's different hearing it from her voice so you know we had it out on screen
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which will probably air today tonight where I was asking her why are you saying these horrible things like this
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is not this is not your experience with me you don't even know the people that
- 32:46
you sitting here camping for like you're just saying some [ __ ] I get it you hurt I get it you want to see me be the bad
- 32:53
guy and the villain because if we're just if we're just talking I'm probably going to get my point point across
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better so you're really basking in this Joe is an animal monster type [ __ ] I understand that but as two people that
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came in his house together like we should kind of be for each other somehow
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that but so so we had that conversation but hearing it and she apologized she
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did apologize for some of the things that she said so how can I be mad again yeah and
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I I I feel like she am she could have gotten caught up in the like we know though and she's never like a a [ __ ] I
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don't give a [ __ ] that's the part that has me hurt yeah I know this girl Kaylin
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came to my [ __ ] birthday party when we got back me and Kaylin go eat me and Kaylin do mad platonic [ __ ] together
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like kayn and I my our relationship is like exes should [ __ ] be like cool m i how the [ __ ] I'mma talk
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to you now I can't talk to you if this is the [ __ ] that you say on National Television when there is a camera
- 33:59
recording to complete strangers what the [ __ ] are you saying just in your normal daytoday well I think you can
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look knew that was coming [ __ ] no people do tend to other when the camera
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don't give a what yeah they get they react from the camera because they're getting hyped from the situation and the
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people around them and and and the what the scenario of what's going on whereas
- 34:27
we you know people who have been with kayn in her private behind closed doors life I've been with her I've been with
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her when she [ __ ] hated your guts because the you know you guys were in the the worst of the worst and she's never ever in her life even said she's
- 34:39
scared of you or any of that [ __ ] behind closed doors with just me when she had every reason to hate you well with
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therapy with with therapy and I tell people this and a lot of people unfamiliar with how therapy works but in
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therapy they start tinkering with your insides and maybe touching on some
- 34:58
emotions and some feelings that you had stored deep down somewhere so you start to become you get in touch with a lot of
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[ __ ] and I just don't every time she starts saying some stupid [ __ ] they start saying [ __ ] like oh yeah this is
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really big in her [ __ ] therapy huh oh my goodness gracious but anyway
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so yeah I'm in an interesting conundrum here because she's already apologized for saying these things however I didn't hear them so now that I heard him I
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don't really know how I can speak to this girl again I don't how how could I speak to this person again
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is that me with my [ __ ] uh Detachment is this Detachment issues is there
- 35:33
something wrong with me right now I don't see how I could speak to somebody who speaks of me in that
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regard I think even if it's old and even if she was hurt and even if she was emotional and even if she was drunk and
- 35:47
even if whatever the [ __ ] the reason why I don't really care I never care about the Reason by the way you should I don't
- 35:52
I care about the results I care about what happens I don't care about why you did some [ __ ]
- 35:58
the homeless [ __ ] on the street can tell you a million reasons as to how he got homeless on the street that don't
- 36:03
change [ __ ] you homeless on the street I don't care about the why I care that it happen I need people to think
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before they talk I need and that's what I always say like you don't think this through kind of like Drake told Meek in
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that complex or whatever interview he did right he was like you didn't think this all the way through nobody told nobody advised you against this that's
- 36:23
how I feel like no you didn't think about this at all so I'm hurt I was hurt I was very hurt and I this it's such a
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big deal uh listeners because I don't get hurt I don't get hurt off like very seldomly do I get hurt
- 36:37
because you have to be invested I have to care and know you to be hurt so that hurt me uh I got past it um I wanted to
- 36:44
go to her twerk class on they got the [ __ ] on the show the damn security guards following me all around the
- 36:50
[ __ ] house like I'm a threat like I'm about to beat a [ __ ] up on National [ __ ] bro I can't keep
- 36:56
missing security following me everywhere I was looking up Cable packages today actually and the [ __ ] [ __ ]
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Janice is on TV conspiring to kill me oh I heard
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that I'm confused so maybe the security was to protect Me Maybe from Janice D
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she in the bed telling she in wait hold up for a minute now let me get let me get ignorant and Petty real quick she in
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the bed waking asleep girl up talking about handing her a pen talking about
- 37:26
had it under theed bed and as soon as they come in the bed you just jab them in the neck who's that Jan told that to
- 37:32
kayin Janice teaching kayin how to [ __ ] kill me with a pen that [ __ ] was
- 37:37
pretty how to kill me with a pen it's lit it's [ __ ] lit let me tell you
- 37:42
something hey I'm going make a public service announcement again I don't hate
- 37:48
women however my God a
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[ __ ] this a [ __ ] pulled a [ __ ] p that [ __ ] if you give me that
- 37:59
[ __ ] give me that damn pen that's not a pen that's an expensive mic that weens zero [ __ ] I smack that [ __ ]
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pen out your damn head I wish somebody would be done pull a pen out somewhere a pen like a writing utensil yes wow yo
- 38:13
does Dr Mike have a degree yo all my friends hate Dr Mike I
- 38:18
got to see this [ __ ] show you don't even realize he's in the room and they'll do the whole thing and then they'll pan to Dr Mike and they'll go
- 38:25
yeah that really upsets you doesn't it yeah you know Dr Mike is great no he's
- 38:30
not no he is he's great he is well in person he is I do God damn I do
- 38:35
understand uh what's up Marissa oh why we gonna have to talk now
- 38:41
and she's out of the room that [ __ ] is oh what do you want to say it is fat as hell she's just an associate oh sure
- 38:49
okay no she is she is she is okay with a really fat ass I mean that [ __ ] is Yo right when she came up the elevator I
- 38:55
had that Drake line in my head when it's like I'm with a chick that has ass that's like partly embarrassing cuz it
- 39:01
was like in the elevator ites that's that's not his line at all isn't it uh makes everybody in the room uncomfortable no I'm with the chick
- 39:06
who's asses slight I think I said it perfect now I'm
- 39:13
embarrassed she doesn't have really yo that [ __ ] is crazy son um Jesus she's
- 39:19
young like a small village she seems cool very cool she's okay she's very smooth and symmetrical she she's like my
- 39:25
height when she sits down does that she a short girl yeah but when she sits down yeah she's pretty tall I
- 39:33
don't know I don't oh you oh my God I was like how does
- 39:40
that work I think she's one of those young girls who how old going through the F that's I'm n I'll tell you off the
- 39:46
[ __ ] she looks like she's from the Bronx but she's a young girl no no not from the Bronx I think she's trying to date
- 39:52
girls or whatever you know she's trying to find she's finding herself in life she's po of my mentoring program oh my
- 39:59
god get her a [Laughter]
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pen yo every now and again Rory's funny man he's pretty funny every now and
- 40:15
again Rory is pretty get her a pen get it from when Janice
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was just you're not laughing like I was like funny but it was like funny a j no it wasn't it was mad funny so she's
- 40:29
trying to date girls now I don't [ __ ] know what she's doing you said it yeah but I mean [ __ ] but who is this Mike is
- 40:36
over I don't know I'm the threesome girl from my threesome thing is trying to stay at my house for a weekend and a few
- 40:42
weeks and I'm like this is so strange and you said yes no that's that's the part that we're missing and you said I'm
- 40:48
not sure if I'll be home I don't have cable you're GNA be bored girl yeah
- 40:54
that's going to be cuz like you know I I just I'll get really uncomfortable if she like tries to sleep in the bed with
- 40:59
me and stuff so you've already [ __ ] her I know isn't that strange like I don't mind doing it in the Heat of the
- 41:05
Moment when he's there and stuff but like aside from that like don't touch me don't I hate don't well now you know how
- 41:11
men feel when we don't want to [ __ ] after we [ __ ] once no you can't come over I have so much I would love to talk
- 41:18
about in this podcast but I can't because of your political connects yeah I'm sorry I don't want to offend my
- 41:25
political I didn't know yeah I am a [ __ ] me too I don't have any you never know
- 41:30
who's listening to this [ __ ] podcast until your phone starts blowing up I so I heard your little podcast like when
- 41:37
Michael Kors heard it and he got butt hurt you know what I have a problem with I found out via this Amber Rose thing it
- 41:43
went on bowler alert yeah and wow that's great to ball alert that we're getting
- 41:48
this much press I got an array of screenshots of baller alerts Instagram
- 41:55
with our artwork up there yeah well I was happy I was very offended that I
- 42:01
have so many friends that follow baller alert on Instagram yeah oh I I was like really upset yeah that was my respon my
- 42:08
friends follow baller alert yo can I can I admit something to you today you follow baller alert you better follow
- 42:14
bowler alert today I followed them for what I followed bow Alert in the shade
- 42:20
room today oh now you now you're I need because I needed to really keep up with
- 42:25
all this l that [ __ ] is fun I felt like I felt like I would have been missing something I read all the comments being petty so fun
- 42:33
I read every like a thousand comments piggyback off the meek [ __ ] drama and uh
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oh summer his his wife I missed that oh that [ __ ] I missed it I missed it and I didn't know summer's uh at so this [ __ ]
- 42:45
was worse this was worse than the meek thing as far as putting business out there oh no it was nasty like alimony
- 42:52
bed what this is great it dates back to like last week um summer had gone taken
- 42:59
drama's daughter not her daughter they didn't have the daughter together but they were cool when they were married exwife though yeah okay so she she's
- 43:05
officially summer is an ex-wife of drama how oh they were married they were married and but drama has a kid from a
- 43:11
previous relationship but they were you know she was tight with the kid when they were together so apparently summer
- 43:17
took the girl to the mall to go shopping for her birthday golfing and things like that
- 43:22
but appar why wait tell out why is why are we calling her why is everybody calling her summer pee that's that's her
- 43:28
middle initial and that's what she go what she put on summer Walker for a million years well I believe her Twitter
- 43:33
name not her actual ad her name is summer summer pea Walker and the kicker I don't want to spoil the story but
- 43:40
there's another reason why they call her summer PE tell the story tell the story tell the story I don't know that part tell the story The Drake line tell the
- 43:45
story well then you just spoiled it okay well we didn't even get there yet a drake line there is a drake line but it's older than this what is happening
- 43:52
um yo Drake is the reason for everything tell the story man I'm going to add you my SE like this [ __ ] okay okay okay so
- 43:58
she takes this girl out she puts a picture up on Instagram like you know me and the girl blah blah blah love her to
- 44:04
death whatever whatever so drama's current girlfriend Jessica was like time out time out time out time out you don't
- 44:10
just say Jessica like that don't just say drama's current girlfriend Jessica Jessica is a goddess I don't actually
- 44:16
know her full name so Jessica some fancy [ __ ] okay Jessica fancy [ __ ] perago oh
- 44:22
that's okay valenci Jessica balenciagas Jessica
- 44:27
Jessica is fine yeah like fine to the point where uh when I was in Atlanta
- 44:35
doing uh whatever I was doing in Atlanta and me and drama did our interview first thing he he started with Joe stay out of
- 44:41
my girls DMS why were you in him yeah better [ __ ] believe it I was just saying hello it
- 44:48
was of course anything offensive but this before I knew that they were like thing you'd have to be a fool to not try
- 44:55
to speak to that beautiful I'm not but anyway okay go ahead so anyway so sounds really mess Jessica was under the
- 45:00
impression that you know drama doesn't speak to his ex-wife they're not allowed to communicate other than like the alimony payments every month she's not
- 45:06
supposed to be around the kids so she puts up this whole Instagram post like this [ __ ] [ __ ] I hate to be D dramatic and messy but she's posting up
- 45:12
this picture with drama's daughter on Instagram like shit's all cool when you know damn well you just saw that she was there through Snapchat and snuck and saw
- 45:19
her and then posted up a picture like y'all was really hanging out oh wait wait wait all right Jessica
- 45:24
take back to High Praise just that fast I take it back why are you behaving this way so Jessica was pissed right so turns
- 45:30
out though wait let me talk to Jessica you're entirely too beautiful to behave that way it's always the beautiful ones
- 45:37
that are like complete lunatics and I don't know that she is but you don't have to live that way bab well drama played a bit of a role Twitter thing too
- 45:44
wait man I think it's at this point when drama stepped in no but M's telling the story make sure she don't want miss
- 45:50
anything man okay so then I paid attention to gossip this week for the first time ever so then uh summer class
- 45:56
back like oh word that's what you think that's word [ __ ] I got I got the [ __ ] been waiting to clap at
- 46:02
your ass at the cuz you know that's how women feel so she provides emails from
- 46:08
her between herself and drama that shows that they set this up for her to take the kid out and it was a whole thing and it was it was planned and it was all
- 46:15
high on your face [ __ ] cuz that's how women think yeah so then behind the
- 46:21
scenes uh I guess Jessica got pissed at drum allegedly broke up with him for like a second drama was no nobody told
- 46:28
me that just for like a second just it's over it's they're back already so then uh window so then dram was uh apparently
- 46:34
arguing with Summer behind the scenes like oh you [ __ ] my [ __ ] up but whatever yada y yada so then summer
- 46:40
takes to Twitter like look I ain't going to have this [ __ ] all up in my [ __ ] crying about this next [ __ ] let me tell you something right now you're
- 46:46
laate on my alimony payment this that and the third and then she just started spilling tea she said that drama would cry to her and say yo I'm cool with
- 46:53
Drake but I had to give Meek these Drake uh these um Quint reference tracks
- 46:58
because what was her reasoning she said that Meek wanted to work with Quinton Quinton said no that was someone else
- 47:05
that said that oh I thought yeah no Jessica said that no no you mean summer summer said that I don't [ __ ] know
- 47:12
that was we're [ __ ] this all up that was one of Affiliates but that was just come on and give me more of what said
- 47:18
but so basically summer was just saying that drama admitted to her that he gave the tracks to Meek that he was cool with
- 47:23
Drake but he felt he had to do that um what else did she say which is true by
- 47:29
the way what that part yeah we know that and um didn't know that part yeah but
- 47:34
that she was just basically confirming it all and then um the summer P thing that Rory was referencing is that Drake
- 47:40
has a line on uh so Jessica said in the Tweet that's why you [ __ ] Drake when you
- 47:46
were with drama and then people started bringing up lyrics with Summer P in them and
- 47:52
there's more than just the shout out to Summer p in this thing which is the most recent one there is one prior to to that
- 47:58
about buying a bag or something it's from uh from time I want to say with
- 48:03
Jana I forgot the exact line same so that's the end of the story pretty much
- 48:10
yeah yeah I was expecting a better ending what type of ending were you think I'm just saying we ended at
- 48:16
[ __ ] Drake [ __ ] summer like who cares yeah I mean Drake's [ __ ]
- 48:22
everybody well it's funny that in the midst of arguing for alimony Drake is still a factor in this Drake and meek
- 48:29
the funny I've seen a couple of pictures of Drake of with some everyone some
- 48:35
women that I know a and i' be like n you're better than that you're better than me oh you
- 48:42
shouldn't you should we shouldn't share anything you shouldn't be listen I couldn't stand that [ __ ] I couldn't take five seconds
- 48:49
around that [ __ ] and you come off way more cultur than me yeah I don't know know probably dug
- 48:57
into her childhood I don't know I don't know Marissa what are you looking for over here I'm trying to find the exact tweets um so while you do that I want to
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come on B I want to clap for the Knicks before this season started I had the
- 49:11
Knicks winning 29 to 31 games the Knicks look
- 49:16
way better than I imagined um I really hated the c o
- 49:23
quinnn Derek Williams signings uh when they occurred I love them [ __ ]
- 49:31
word them [ __ ] are like Nicks yo I was [ __ ] tweeting Derek Williams to stay
- 49:37
away from uh house stay it's too cold for Dykeman just stay home don't hit any
- 49:43
of the spots I know you're becoming popular stay out of New York City just go home go to practice go to the Garden
- 49:50
C Quinn has like dare I say it a little
- 49:56
bit of Oakley blood in him yo I the way drick Williams was playing I haven't seen someone hustle in a knck jersey
- 50:02
since David Lee it was like refreshing to see someone Run for the ball c o
- 50:08
Quinn is clotheslining [ __ ] to try to come to the rim he's killing people look like really flagrant fouls
- 50:16
Gall looks like a point guard Grant looks good porzingis looks good yo you know who looks the worse Melo Meo even
- 50:23
though he lit the Wizards up yeah he did he lit the Wizards up but well he playing a little D last night um talk about [ __ ] Gallow on Tony Parker last
- 50:30
night oh man have you when was the last time you saw someone [ __ ] Jersy play some
- 50:35
defense like that say Man the nck I was very proud of that Nixon Spurs game even though they lost y I told you before we
- 50:40
started recording I said I've never been so happy after a Nick's LW in my life and mind you all of this is without a fly you were right roor about the
- 50:48
Quenton thing all of this is without their starting shooting guard Aaron a Flo who's a two-way player who I really
- 50:55
enjoy and that's just going to make their bench better in the bench is like a [ __ ] plus like I also like that porzingis is not afraid to shoot me too
- 51:02
be much happier when he start I tweeted that too I said look I'm happy you're shooting but can you just make the easy
- 51:08
on just a couple of them but you know what even when he's missing he's
- 51:13
impactful on the court he had like 11 rebounds he [ __ ] was altering shots
- 51:19
and and and while his his weight was is definitely a problem in the paint which we all thought it was going to be it's not as bad he's not getting you know
- 51:25
bullied down there he's not getting sun in the paint the way I thought he might be yeah he's so long when you that long
- 51:31
I guess 7' three that [ __ ] you know what's funny I cut the game one last night um it was in the middle of the uh
- 51:38
first quarter and I saw uh Tim Duncan and LaMarcus Aldridge that's who they showed first I'm like yo the Spurs is
- 51:44
big and then the very next shot they the Nixon bringing the ball up and I see porzingis and Robin Lopez I'm like oh we
- 51:51
kind of big too we ain't we ain't so tiny down there y shout out to the
- 51:56
Knicks man I do I do think that they may be able to sneak in the back end of the playoffs uh we I mean and maybe even win
- 52:03
a couple of games I'm not say Ser it's not like we got draft picks so we might as well go for the playoffs man I don't
- 52:08
know how the Knicks end up giving a draft pick away for [ __ ] barani who they would have given us a draft pick to
- 52:14
take him I don't get it oh I don't get it Carl towns looks amazing but I don't want to get stay on basketball too long
- 52:19
but anything on the knck go Nicks uh yeah uh whoa great sports report there
- 52:26
we got it everybody round Applause from in sports everyone thank you uh I want to shout out to all the Yankee fans that
- 52:33
hate the Mets uh I'm not one of you uh I'm a Yankee fan that just was happy to see
- 52:38
New York uh in the World Series I didn't think I would but I found myself cheering for the Mets but you know I
- 52:45
think the Mets kind of gave this series away I still feel like I I still feel like they could have won um but congrats
- 52:52
to the congrats to the Mets I'm sure they didn't nobody picked the Mets to be in the World Series um so now they have a lot to build upon
- 52:59
uh Vernon Davis was traded yeah Colin Kaepernick has been getting way too much
- 53:04
[ __ ] in the off might get traded well he's gotten benched for BL gabard thanks
- 53:10
uh mty no problem um anytime you get bench for Blain Gabbert my [ __ ] a lot of people are blaming this for someone
- 53:16
named Blaine yeah yeah I never want to get benched for a [ __ ] named Blaine like that's crazy but the 49ers suck and
- 53:21
it's good for them cuz they treated [ __ ] Harbor like [ __ ] so it's good for them so the undefeated
- 53:27
are Denver Cincinnati Carolina and New England do you see the Bengals or Denver
- 53:35
am I missing someone no it's just those four uh cuz they beat the Packers Denver beat the Packers yeah the Packers do you
- 53:40
see any of these teams in the Super Bowl yeah which two even if they in the
- 53:49
same uh division just for conversational purposes I ain't going to lie Denver
- 53:54
Denver Denver will play Denver will give the pets Pats a good game Denver is the
- 53:59
one that I'm saying is going to get the [ __ ] out of here you're bugging their defense is phenomenal but I just unless
- 54:04
pton wakes up which he's very viable to wake up he's [ __ ] p man that's what I'm saying seven games has been very
- 54:10
evident he can't throw that far anymore and he's not the most you know not the most veloc [ __ ] Colin Kaepernick they
- 54:17
might be undefeated right now he need he no no no I don't think that I don't think that Colin kaern can't look past
- 54:22
it the first [ __ ] read and he love throwing it to the other team um I think that the that Denver needed a
- 54:29
tight end yeah no that Vernon Davis Trey was great so I'd like to see them now
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listen if you could do that to the Packers you can do it to New England you can yeah you can so I mean
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this might just mirror when uh uh John Elway got his ring at the end of the
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career at end end of his career when they switched up the whole the whole style uh the whole playing style for him
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and and he won so and he probably would have won again uh had he not retired so
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yeah football's interesting uh basketball's interesting um Newton is is my favorite player to watch now Cam
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Newton ising football like I've never seen Cam Newton should get the MVP uh behind Tom
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Brady um but I just feel like we've seen this from Tom Brady for so long like yeah Tom Tom great as a huge Tom Brady
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fan I would still rather see Cam Newton get that mvp well me too because his [ __ ] first option is Ted genin Jun if
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you watch Dr two [ __ ] touchdown you watch that game I don't even know if Ted Jr has hands does he he has speed but
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does he have hands though he's never really had been known for hands no no no since Ohio State miss my point I want to
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know you're making if he actually has working thumbs is what you're saying does he have hands are they attached to
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his wrists are they there have we ever seen him he just taped gloves to his his forarm I don't know I I'd like to know
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if he has hands I would um so yeah maybe maybe you do make a good case for cam I
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I would love to see cam get that what is coming soon what's happening soon in the universe Thanksgiving is coming TI
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altine album drops next Friday okay I listen to MGK's album over the weekend and it's great oh I'm very
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happy toar shout out to MGK you really did a great great great job speaking of albums that came out let's talk about
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game and all his IG hun my my my my my my my that was so thirsty oh man man and
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before this becomes something all of us here are fans of game game game game but
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the same way you would tell a friend when they were doing something that may not be appropriate now you know what of
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course I saw the picture because everybody is seen the picture hard to miss yeah
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um I had to remember who game is game is
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someone who has been accused of stripping in his passed oh word you're
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right M I don't know that he has ever done that didn't you start that rumor y beefed or was it you and fifth
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it was Joe and Joe vers everybody you know those [ __ ] Detroit vers everybody shirts if Joe was still Joe
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those would have been great merch to do Joe every with all the gangster actors than thanks really appreciate that
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problem um oh remind me on a just blaze thing after this just blaze so I went on
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on games Instagram and I didn't realize he had so many followers he has a lot of followers I
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mean he's M yeah but I was looking at the likes that that his these pictures got versus the
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dick Pi versus no the pcks that the likes that that pck got versus his other pictures right uhhuh his normal pictures
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get like 60 Grand okay that picture is at 250 [ __ ] was loving it is what you're saying if he's saying that why
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would he not continue that behavior that [ __ ] is so [ __ ] lame man oh I just don't think he needs to do it I don't
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think he needs to do it just doesn't need to I don't have a cool explanation why do you think he's doing it uh he
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likes attention he always has this is a little extra I mean is he g game is also in a
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different La than he was in 2005 yeah so that has a lot to do with his behavior
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now and how he's grown up I agree I agree with that La is a very different place it's not New York today
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um and this [ __ ] is not LA 10 years ago I mean it's just a different La bu [ __ ]
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gam so a lot of Records you got a very successful [ __ ] great television show he's got a great
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album I Lov his Halloween outfit jna that [ __ ] I thought he bed it
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yeah I want to know he game died his here huh yeah maybe it was like a temporary die and then and then he got
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waves in the front he did it all b i I love the outfit I would have liked to be been in LA for
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Halloween I didn't do much for Halloween I went to a haunted house I painted pumpkins with my girlfriends and we
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watched Halloween movies together we pumpkin picking we got it speaking of Halloween before we recording Joe and I
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had a very similar opinion on Halloween this year it seems that women this year Halloween
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fell on a weekend my bad was that a bar I had to say that mean a bar J me and Ghetto Boys was trick come on I never
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joking oh okay I Wasing that about to say all right go ahead um yeah so it seemed
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this year that maybe women gave Halloween back to the kids it seemed women were more dressed and it was
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pretty warm this Halloween seemed women were actually dressed in costumes they weren't completely naked and I think my
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theory is because they are so used to being naked on Instagram that they thought hey maybe I'll cover up for this
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Halloween I agree with that I tweeted that I'd seen a lot less ho [ __ ]
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um I just was real I I just thought that maybe actually chicks were actually out with their kids the kids finally grew up
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and could trick or treat yeah because Halloween fell on a Friday right Saturday Saturday yeah Starlet is not
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popping on Saturday neither is sugar daddies neither is the palace neither is
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Heavens neither is lust what lust is Popp Heavens ain't popping at all anymore my friends are still dressed
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like C No Heaven is still cool on a Monday but it's just a little ratchet yeah uh citycape so none of these places
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on so all the hoes had to [ __ ] dress up and like be good [Music] [Laughter]
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moms who says that stuff I'm going to get killed one day probably with a pen
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that was pretty funny yes Austin why why much time are we at oh no an hour um what' he say
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almost an hour an hour all right what happened anytime I see a just blaze interview on just blaz that's what I
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want to talk about that exact drop anytime just blaze does an interview I click cuz anytime just blaze speaks I
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listen I think he's extremely articulate and has a lot to share to the world and he was interviewing with this is 50 and
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someone asked him about his just blaze drop that you just did MH and he mentioned how it came about he said he
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was in the studio MH this was during the phase of Joe's life thanks mty no
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problem and y'all were all clowning in the studio and just blaze was on the mic
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and tried to say just blaze in your voice and that became the drop is that how that happened that's
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what he said in this 50 well would you look at that he might be I thought that was I thought that was a pretty cool tidbit he might might be a
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liar I think he is lying actually I don't think he is I think I said just please yeah or something around I said
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it yeah and he and he liked and he imitated me saying it and then it stuck with him saying it that's what happened
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well look at you must part of History DJ must part of a lot of [ __ ] history I don't get credit for it [ __ ] all
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these [ __ ] running around [ __ ] instagramming and Snapchatting These Hoes wasn't so cool when I started
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wasn't the anything to do then all these [ __ ] running around with [ __ ] girlfriends and [ __ ] wasn't so cool to
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have one 10 years ago anator none greater jazo so finish I
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actually can name a lot more [ __ ] that I was a part of but I won't yo just say Drake stole your style man just say it just say it I mean the emo RS the kind
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of lowkey did still he put the trench coat on with some sweat did he wear a vest though he's playing kickball he did
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he definitely on my [ __ ] come on he's got a beard now like he's like come on
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do is he Joe a Jace is that what this is no he's [ __ ] Joe with $500
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million oh man [ __ ] Drake man oh my I'll tell my quick other Halloween story
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let's hear it so Thursday night of last week uh I went out to celebrate my very good friend Austin Mills birthday party
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hey did you go no no he was no he was at uh scream Fest or
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whatever and I yeah I skipped to you should have went it was great go to uh so me and Austin and a bunch of our our
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close friends did the dinner thing and then we went to Noble afterwards uh Noble was popping there was a lot of liquor I thought that was a dinner place
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noou no not noou they went to um it's different okay yeah it's a secret place
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you have to have a password different one okay so Friday morning comes needless to say I'm not in the best
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shape I'm extremely hung over Rory had hangover oh is this what you texted our group chat about yeah I had to remind
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cuz it was it was in the middle of it happening okay so I get to my office around 9:35 get to the third floor nobody's
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there 40 desks empty I'm like I think I saw your tweets about this and this is
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mad funny go ahead sorry oh [ __ ] did we get like Halloween off and I didn't know
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everybody died in The Bu show [ __ ] crazy they all got killed with a pen
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too much so I you in the midst of my hangover I'm like oh [ __ ] I see jackets I see laptops
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people are here so naturally naturally I go to our big glass conference room so
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I'm walking down the hallway I can see the conference room from a distance and once it gets through my alcohol eyes I
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see that there's 40 people in the conference room everyone is in fullblown
- 1:04:22
costumes okay I not in a costume I then get spotted one of my co-workers
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comes out and says no come in come in I said no I'm not in a costume I'm good he said no they just called your name my GM
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just called my name you got to come in I said all right so quick thinking Rory walks in and goes I had a sweater
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on naturally of course of course you did I'm Drake from the hotline bling video all right yeah cre like it yeah
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now I got him my GM goes that's that's great that you're Drake Roy but you were
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supposed to bring a costume in for the person we partnered you via
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email 40 people are now staring at me and the one gentleman does not have a costume one uh did he bring a costume
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for you as well he did okay so this so my GM's like all right it's fine don't be that guy by the way you wre of liquor
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I'm like had a rough night so she said walk down Canal go get a costume so I'm walking down Canal this guy's like
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67 there's only one plus-size costume it's a tooth fairy costume okay I'm like
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that'll be funny so I buy [ __ ] was $40 no no uh no return I'm walking back down
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canal and it hits me oh [ __ ] gu's gay he's gay oh
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man G gay guy of they're going to think I'm calling him a
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fairy so naturally I gave it to him oh my God what an
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idiot and a few people gave me some looks like h what are you trying to say
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I hid in the office for the entire day in like one of our breakout rooms hoping everyone would forget about it Monday
- 1:06:05
morning and then I walk in on Monday morning and the person that sits next to me goes oh here comes the homophobe and
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then everyone stares at me and now I'm the douchebag of the office that calls people [ __ ] via their Halloween
- 1:06:18
costumes but at least you don't write tampons on transgenders that true that's why I knew I could come here and not be
- 1:06:23
judged I didn't write that by the way we didn't say you did next time I see kayin I'm going to make her write tampons on a
- 1:06:29
piece of paper so you can see how she writes it yeah well luckily you won't ever see her again because I'll never see her again tell them well real quick
- 1:06:36
just to put a cap on Rory's story so we can get the [ __ ] out of here why don't you tell them um where you work cuz I got a feeling they'll be hiring
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soon and I told and I told Twitter and I ended it with so is anyone hiring yeah
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yeah they'll be hiring soon so if any of you guys need a job you can take [ __ ] Michael RoR spot at this nice job with
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the gay people that hate him yeah uh that's great I feel like I'm missing something but it's fine cuz I've rambled
- 1:07:00
enough I feel like we are this episode was cool yeah I'm just happy to see you guys I haven't seen you guys in a long time I feel like I feel like it's been
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longer than a week even though it's been exactly a week I was thinking about when I was coming here to I'm like oh my God I want to see my Bros I'm excited it's
- 1:07:11
been a long time um and I'll see you guys I'll be here for the next one oh no I actually want to see if we could do the next one on like a Monday the next
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one should you that's but you have your show on Monday I know so I want to try to do it earli we'll talk about it anyway uh beautiful people oh we're
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going to go we're going to going to go to your show on Saturday right pH Philly so everyone come come out yay Philly
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will be live we are in oh we are tonight we are at the Middle East in Boston uh
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tomorrow we are in Providence we recorded in Boston the other day Friday
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Friday I drove this probably got Friday we are at Toad's Place in Connecticut
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Saturday we are in Philly at I want to say Kota I want to say Kota in Philly
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and then Monday you already know what it is Highline Ballroom New York City all love loss be there or be square that was
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really corny um next time I'd rather just be square yeah I'll think it's something cooler to say next time beautiful people thank you for listening
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uh and I'll talk to you next week peace bye guys