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what is this

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[Laughter]

these days on instagram i'd be taken

aback when she lives in new york no

no no i don't think any women live in

new york

that's a wild thing when she lives in

new york

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two what is this the jbp boys bike the

business in a gunshot for these [ __ ]

man

i think we went soft out here episode

384 384 384

episode 385 of the joe button podcast

i'm your humble gracious grateful and

highly favored host

jbz it's a new name

just working on some aliases is that uh

working on some new pet names nickname

they're giving you in the hallways of

the

jbn office that's what keeb calls you

no that's not what keeb calls me uh i

want to shout out to our youtube

viewership

i want to shout out to our listenership

across all dsps i want to shout out to

our first and last time listeners

i want to shout out to the people that

who else don't want to shout out

actually no that's it

that's it that's it unless you guys have

any any friends or family you'd like to

send some love out to

uh hey guys all uh single parents

because uh

right now it's probably rough on them

being home with the kids homeschooling

zooming shout out to the single parents

or parents in general

i'm pretty sure it's a rough time right

now all right shout out to the parents

i can support that yeah all right that's

pretty it's pretty tough right now phone

i'm sure

yeah how's all all is well

all is good well shout out to the the

two parent homes where one of the

parents

wants to be a single parent oh yeah must

be really tough that's the thing too

that's the thing too we don't talk about

that enough rory been getting his

parents [ __ ] off the last few pods

yeah it's important he's a parent he's a

doggy parent

that is true i do have a daughter i

won't allow you to say that the

surrounding cities is toxic and

i didn't say toxic i just said i i peep

the sickness i share

the same part of that brain so i can

identify it when others can't

drake picked the whole chick up and

moved her to katy texas yeah

to keep her away from a minute like

katie texas is not

that far away from you like drake said

he should have put her somewhere where

no one could find how about just making

your girlfriend like that

that's always works too you could just

make it your girlfriend sounds like a

really bad idea

i'm just saying like you should put it

somewhere where no one can find her no

because when we make her our girl you'll

be like oh y'all keep circulating the

same chicks

i mean y'all do though yeah yeah i do

which is why you would want to

you notice on the woman out there

somewhere where no one could find them

possibly katy texas other women out in

the world though that's not in the

rotation of

celebrities and entertainers beautiful

women but what's

the fun in that thank you all you can't

brag about smashing someone else's

thank you thanks mr wise yeah just a

thought just throwing it out there

no i want to [ __ ] the same girl soldier

boy maul so sorry

hey listen you know aren't you the

oracle

just in case guys forgot that there's

other women out there they'll always pop

out with like some common sense

jewel of course shut the [ __ ] up i'm

sick of him

at the moment the mall fans eat up ain't

nobody really on that part that maul

yo one day we can have a pot about the

mall fans

they're my favorite fans oh god they're

not fans they

hate them listen they're they're not

listening they're your students they're

fanatics

no they're um they're students i think

you're right yeah

they're just they just relate that's all

they're just sitting there collecting

jewels that's it

they were late before this pod started

we were talking about city high which

reminded me that all of the women that

maul has ever had a crush on

he's lost traction with they all got

married or pregnant

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claudia ortiz we're just like i was

definitely going on without

they went on without you i'm with you

without me yeah

cassie never well maul wasn't part of

the group that's why i didn't have a

shot

yeah you should have made a group i

tried

you trying to join city high yeah after

the third rehearsal i was like i'm

blowing this joint

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i won't be here tomorrow buddy you don't

feel the way about the alleged cash doll

pregnancy honestly no if she is pregnant

congrats

if she's not congrats

all right let's just start man what you

got what you got what you got what's

hot off the press i'm just trying to

think of moles what his part

of city high what would you do be like

what his advice to shorty would have

been

like should have got that abortion ma

maybe yeah depending on how the

relationship went

have you ever had to have that

conversation abortion yeah yeah

how'd it go oh it was pretty cool

clearly it worked you don't have kids

yeah i mean it was um it wasn't it

wasn't anything

uh crazy because she was we were on the

same page

because we was like [ __ ] new life right

no we were on the same page

she wasn't ready for a kid i wasn't

ready for it

when you put it like that you [ __ ]

republican

he was on the same page yeah we were

that man it has fingernails

relax rory

don't well we don't have a job

i read somewhere now that it's illegal

to get an abortion in nine months one

more before you and parks start telling

me that

you got to stop going on those trump

facebook pages man

no it's real it's like really going to

make abortion legal after

two years of the child being alive

that's not true

all right just tell me what in in

certain states it is

it's not a problem just tell me what's

decided you can you can research

i'm gonna go back to worry's toxic joke

about wanting to get an abortion

but the girl is attached to something

like oh my god like like her child

but they have a brain already

and i do this is much better than my

topic right

yeah no take it away i'm joking i'm

joking comedy's down

all right uh where would you gentlemen

like to begin uh well i only spoke to

maul and maul didn't give us very much

how how was your weekend parks

birthday birthday weekend hey just a

little edibles little drinks to crib

with the homies

it was a fun time it sounds like a fun

time a mature fun time yeah

yeah it's the pandemic you can't do too

much you can't you can't

gotta be home play the house were you

invited

uh no you guys were all were you invited

no i was not i wasn't invited i invited

all of you

where in person on on the podcast it's

actually on the phone

i think it's recorded on the podcast it

must be that new icloud invite

yeah i don't get that one it came up

with no the ad came on right over there

i think it's on soundcloud

actually you'll be talking to [ __ ] at

the genius barbie hey but i had pictures

here you had the cloud

yeah yeah go in the cloud

yeah and find my [ __ ] yeah and then they

take your phone in the back

and you start thinking about what's on

there yeah bring my [ __ ] out here fam

here let's search together on the cloud

you know there's a nasty ass cloud in

the background every apple store

there's a national yes there's a nasty

classic nasty clown there's a rainstorm

they got lit when my phone was

refurbished

the nasty cloud was on fire when i went

in there well just come out the bag with

a little smirk on their face so mr

button

everything showed up you're fine

but listen i'm also the guy that you

know when when the disposable cameras

were in

and i used to take the [ __ ] to cbs they

would just

develop the pictures and take the pic

they liked out of it

yeah like when the nudies were were in

there

and then they were just gone and then

you'd have to talk to the cvs guy like

yo

my wife was naked and here i know you're

sitting there

yeah don't have that one you know her

name she comes over

here i didn't give you your negatives

like i want my name don't try to copy

like

pho photo copy my negatives like give me

my shit's back yeah yeah

yeah no it's true no developing pictures

was a nasty time

for sure well anyways

with that said how was your guys weekend

what'd you do did you go to dc i said

home waiting to be invited to a friend's

birthday kick back at his house

i invited you in person it's fine it's

cool what'd you do

aren't people we are people i asked the

room

we're potters i was home it's on my

internship yeah i do [ __ ] i was home i

was home watching you

celebrate your birthday without me and

watching maul put money bags under every

snow picture

um just one snow uh she looked great she

looked great get into the beef early

snow

snow gave the street something this

weekend how'd that make you feel she fed

the wolves

i was confused honestly uh by her by

maul

i never heard she can do no wrong of

course and you're not one of those

insecure boyfriends

she can get those off no i all the way

up

i'm kidding i'm kidding i'm getting yeah

mo i was just confused by that because i

don't do that to all your crushes

um no this was uh this was just

appreciation

but don't that's all i was just

appreciating how do you tell the

difference between the appreciation

money bag

and the uh i want to beat money back to

joe's point i've never seen

him put an emoji under a cash doll photo

or in his or his love because he knows

that was your question or

cassie or claudette ortiz

no you just or sasha from fordham you

just said bad things about india love on

air

that i didn't like i didn't take too

kindly to those words

let's piece it up no i like beefing with

you [ __ ]

oh okay hence the money bags under the

slope

yeah that was weird he's provoking you

it was weird

to write under chill me a mortar look at

his money back you ain't saying nothing

to him though

in spanish yeah i had to jump in her dms

pardon my friend

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i apologize for his behavior yo tell me

about when you apologize

for your for your friend no let's talk

about the comments well that's you

when she's i don't know you stay shut i

don't like at one point

when you're when she will come to you

like your friend's like in my dm saying

some wild [ __ ] like

and you don't care and then she starts

adding up that she's the slide yeah you

gotta act like you care though

i'm just not know i'm done with this

narrative for men

what you gotta act like again [ __ ] men

care man all the time

and care no men definitely care but a

lot of the times

when you're younger and less becoming

you have to have that [ __ ] you was

raised on where it's like

if she's not your girl she's for

everybody it's fair game when that's not

the case

because inside you like her a lot but

you there's the problem is

you don't relay that to your friends

like you can't be in front of the

homeless man i don't give a [ __ ]

and then when you get home oh why the

[ __ ] you sit so close to me it's like

fam like you just said the homies you

don't

care about like that like because once

you give the yo i care about leica the

homies

like all right cool they back off see my

thing in men conversations

it never comes up how that conversation

even comes up in front of the homies

which is why i'm circling back to

you saying you wouldn't invite a

romantic interest to sit next to us on

the couch

and talk about our relationship we'll

talk about anything but how do you be

around the homies in the comments yo so

how you really feeling about her

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like what what happened you tell your

tell me it's like y'all really like her

like i'm feeling her

like that happens in conversation with

the homies you tell you tell your homies

who you like

as much as you should maybe not as much

as you should exactly but you do have

that conversation with your homeboys

well i think i love her

no i think you're friends you know we

went out last night i'm feeling high

ain't going live like i like i like this

girl [ __ ] why

am i telling any of my mans any of that

at any time

why wouldn't you y'all ain't safe spaces

for me

that's true that's definitely true your

friends aren't safe spaces for you no

i've only been saying this podcast for

five years no but if you like this girl

you should tell your friends

there's no and i just always say like i

gotta tell my friends so my friends know

not to go at her or leave money bags

under the picture no no no

that's why it's all right but like you

just tell your friends so that they know

what it is now like they understand like

okay like

so now i might not say certain [ __ ]

around her because it might [ __ ] up

like you might you might have to hold

back and let you know what you're doing

later no i wouldn't

i don't do that to chicks my homeboy's

date i'm just saying like you might tell

her something and then now i'm around

her thinking like you and her ain't even

like that

and i'll say something and she'd be like

oh but that's not what he told me like

so [ __ ] up oh you say some [ __ ] like

yo

i know i only been around you a couple

of times but you seem like a good girl

just letting you know

he no he ain't the one yo why are you

trying to paint me like i'm asking

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you know damn well i would never say no

[ __ ] like that to a girl you're dating

but this is this is you want to see

the heart bro hold up this is my this is

my retort to that

yes i don't think that you would say

anything but wait

men never have a way to confirm what

a man would or wouldn't say i wouldn't

be there to know you well you tell the

girl reports back what your man

is saying you know i would never tell

you [ __ ] i wouldn't talk to

i'm kidding good morning have some fun

yo we don't have many topics today so

i'm just here to talk [ __ ] and

antagonize and probably gonna get my

hour of funky we out of here let's go

listen i've spent my entire week uh

watching [ __ ] and just blaze end up in

the same rooms on clubhouse me too

how's that going it is so much fun last

spice

no no no no good no it's like uh

but you feel like there's some tension

in the room it's like there's been

tension in the room for a decade

plus now so it's like a joust it's

tension in the on the globe

uh so wait are they like out uh group

chatting each other no they're

they're like and yeah we shouldn't be

snitching like this but [ __ ] it

nothing they're [ __ ]

out industrying each other

powerful like one of the young one of

the young aspiring actors saying

hey you guys can you talk to me about

how you got some of your best placements

and then just players come in and say

some ill [ __ ] like yo you gotta take the

90 percent over here

10 and when you do the place that's how

i made 50 million

and then ben could come in and say yeah

but let me just add to that

when you take the 90 let's like their

tag team

i like [ __ ] like that yeah yeah yeah

friendship that's a good way to squash a

beef too it is

it is to just end up in the same room as

somebody and con and having a

how they how they end yeah or get worse

it depends yeah that's a good point yeah

my i just had that situation in l.a but

we won't talk about that

oh no now we have to talk about it no we

won't you have beef

well no not beef on you it's a situation

where where

where a tiff was untiffed

a situation where uh a friend of mine

tried to get me and another

former friend to uh speak

and it went left quickly

whose fault yours or the friend uh the

other person

not my fault you got it got it i got it

i'm always weary about being that

middleman a lot of the times

yeah like i would love to see two people

that i [ __ ] with

[ __ ] with each other again but i in my

20s but i told you i told my homework i

was just like this is going to go about

my business yeah i told him i was like

this is going to go bad because you have

to know that

where the other person is as you know

it's a lot of ego

right that type of [ __ ] and you know

that so it's like fam i'm telling you

how this is going to go bad

i'm just telling you because you're

trying to like

make this men's happen and i don't

really care to talk to the dude again

like i'm cool you know i'm saying i

didn't do anything i didn't see i

disagree with that part

what the i don't really care to talk to

the dude

i mean but once you know the full story

would happen you wouldn't know why i'm

i'm at that place now

for you it's irreconcilable i think oh

at this point absolutely

got it and that was after the attempt at

the reconciliation yeah

before that it was like if he apologizes

because he knows he's lying he made up

some [ __ ] because of

ego or whatever so it's like okay i

understand

i'm willing to have a conversation but

when he came in hot the way he did

it was like fam don't ever have me in

the room with this dude again oh and

that's why the

the mediator needs to be a certain type

of person absolutely do you need to do

this one

with both sides because it's much

different when you're just talking to

one side and then just talking to the

other side you're like

they both seem calm and rational no this

should be easy yeah and then they get in

the same room and it's like whoa

like if he came if he came in the

conversation like the men's conversation

like that then he came at you like that

on the phone when you say yo i want to

get y'all in the same room

you understand like his energy was like

that over the phone so you should have

known right there like i'm not putting i

don't i'm not the guy that ever tries to

mend

the the friendship i'm not now that i

think about it of other people or yours

of of my friends of two not me not me

you never played a mediator

yeah i don't really mediate friends of

mine

are beefing i only step in when

when i feel like the respect level that

each one of them

should have for me is now being violated

like y'all can beef with each other

and i'm cool with that right but we

should have

i should have some type of some type of

credit with each of you to wear

like on my 30 whatever birthday party i

was where i won't say it was but the two

[ __ ] tried to

get something popping in the backyard of

my house i'm upstairs trying to put

trousers on or some [ __ ]

and i look out the window and these

[ __ ] ready to go out of here in my in

my yard fam

yeah yeah yeah yeah so y'all wait y'all

both got an invite here

said oh this nigga's going to be here

i'm going to turn it up but that's my

homeboy's thing he was like yo he's not

going to disrespect my house he's not

going to

and i said okay i list because i didn't

want it to seem like i wasn't

willing to sure make amends what i'm

saying so i i said listen i said what i

said i'm telling you how this is gonna

go

it's gonna go bad because i know him i

know where his ego is i know where

you know what i mean so i was like all

right but i'm willing i think men

need more uh and not to stay on this but

i do think men need

more means you know means of

reconciliation listen unless ego is

one of those things put your ego to the

side but for men it's like

when the when the mutual friend tries

and fails like we don't have much else

yeah no yeah that's what it is then it's

like all right

hands clean exactly let me ask you a

question how many people were in

the room because that's always a big

deal with the ego [ __ ]

if it's just the three the two y'all and

the mediator it tends to go a lot better

because egos can get pushed we were

alone it was it was just we were in the

car

it was just three in the car and yeah

y'all couldn't squash it in a car

yeah god that's yeah yeah it's too much

ego that is toxic it's just too much ego

man and and

like i said i'm i'm not beef with nobody

like that's where my energy is at

i don't have issues with nobody i don't

have beef with nobody like if you want

to talk crazy

i'm not i don't have to prove i'm tough

i'm because once we go there as grown

men

it's bigger consequences it changes

everything that's my other rule

i'm never going to fight my friend i'm

not doing that no no even if we're not

friends anymore i'm

because i and especially when i didn't

do anything

right you understand because now it

looks like i'm fighting because i'm

trying to defend some [ __ ] i did

i don't have no animosity towards you

bro like i didn't do anything to you i

didn't do anything [ __ ] up

so my energy is not negative it's like

now when you start talking crazy i look

at you like

oh okay i fought my friend but not

usually on a serious level because i

was of the belief when i was younger if

we have some type of tension and we're

really friends

let's go in the back scrap real quick

and then we'll be good right

but the older i've gotten i realize that

doesn't solve anything but getting

aggression out like yeah nothing was

really solved

i just got each other's aggression out

yo we both thought it's cool it's over

with but nothing was ever really solved

you saw that [ __ ] festering in the back

of your head what was really bothering

you

yes this fight isn't going to solve it

it's not a good time for the friend

fight i've gotten like drunk friend

fights

a million of them with most of my

friends that's why [ __ ] yeah it is why

[ __ ] it is

yeah no we fight our friends it's just

drunk it's just not anymore

we're going to hoboken one of y'all

white boys that just

it's just when it's too much ego so you

got to just walk away sometimes

for sure you recognize that this

person's ego is just always going to be

bigger than the room so you got to let

them have the room that's just

what i learned let them have the room

leave when they somewhere along the

lines in life they realized that

they were tripping which i already know

is why my energy is not negative towards

them because

i know you're fighting something

internally it's not even about me

you're going through something internal

do you think it's soft to say to your

friend your male friend hey let's go to

therapy together

no i think that's actually dope i think

we should make that cool

okay i agree which is why i was willing

to have a conversation about the whole

thing anyway but

right but we're gonna have to talk about

snow later but a lot of that time

with the therapist does he put more

money back than he normally puts like

wow well it was just a hearing therapist

say joe how did the money bags make you

feel

scream and screaming screaming relax

okay relax no that's zoomer

amazing scream man thank you i saw

myself in the reflection of the

glossy stomach what would you gentlemen

like to discuss

today oh [ __ ] you know what i learned

over the break know what somebody told

me

what and it made me feel a little better

about myself what that when you're fat

cause i'm fat now i got this kangaroo

pouch that just won't lose

dad i know no i look like that one 100

but and i was feeling down one day about

it guys okay um you can afford lipo now

i'm not gonna get it i would clown you i

mean if it made you feel better you

wouldn't

know i ain't gonna front sometimes

someone goes from fat to not in 24 hours

my bad you go to dr i don't know about

that because if it's a noticeable

difference

like you have to shut up like when kevin

lyles got skinny

well i think that was for health reasons

uh okay like it was mad on the uh big

boy when big boy got skinny i think that

was for health reasons

any time somebody gets skinny you're

gonna say it's for health reasons i just

think those two cases but you're not

that you're not

you're not god yeah you're not unhealthy

fat yeah you just have a little stomach

that's it

that's what i'm saying oh thanks guys

yeah so if you want to do it for you i'm

good for you all right i'm not getting

lipo

just detox for a week get rid of that

immediately

some get a nice tea would not not eat no

you can still eat but just detox like

flush your system

tea don't eat no like greasy fast food

like you should like

healthy for me to sustain life that's it

never that

just for a week you'll see this don't

eat anything enjoyable for a week

yeah a young lady who shall remain

anonymous

told me that when the guy guys have the

little kangaroo pouch

uh if a chick is riding you a certain

way then the pouch

can provide sensation to her clitoris

okay and i had a whole advantage pouch

come on come on now now the pouch stays

yeah

yeah yeah you do a diet cleanse

you're not providing stimulation yeah

i'm trying to add a few more pounds to

this thing

um where again where would you gentlemen

like to begin what do y'all want to

start

is there any music that has been

released are there any music

questions is there any music

anything are they killing music right

before our very eyes yes

why do i say that yeah uh

because music and oh man should i even

say stuff like this

yeah come on we used to be hold the

curve like that

music thinks that music is only in

competition with music and they're not

that's what i said music what do you

mean

the pouch story how it's got them going

um what am i saying i'm just saying that

that's a myth like

like you only have it's the same theory

as

[ __ ] how many cars could you drive at

once just one like we only have two

a set of eyes and a set of ears so

the longer i'm on this whatever app i'm

on on my phone is the more time they're

fighting for our time it's more time i'm

not

spending listening to music or watching

a show

or making some [ __ ] like music is in

competition with

everything right anything that streams

is in competition

with the distribution is more so

because i mean the three major labels

all are in business with movies visuals

music they're within everything already

all the labels should be dead soon i'm

no longer even acknowledging the labels

that's me uh just telling y'all where

i'm at on the future the sub

labels of for example like uh an

interscope

or an island or in 2003 those

conglomerates of universal

warner are not going anywhere i don't

know that i don't know that i'm only

speaking for me

dumb [ __ ] is doing see ah

is musical cheers for sure so yeah it's

always been like that so who's to say

that well not always it's been for the

past

30 years uh our lifetime well that's my

life yeah yeah

that's enough for me sure who's to say

that

the head person at this label or company

won't be

bought out or inherited or hired by the

bigger company over here that's not

music and swallowed them all

i just don't know that music

labels will be prominent at all

in 2030. i don't i don't believe that i

mean it might be

one of them if you look at universal

on on the amount that they own and the

amount that sony owns

yeah it's it's that already unless there

was major like legislation or something

that reverted masters back to

artists or whoever estates

labels will exist to some degree and

when they already have

actual stock and percentage into the

major distributions which are dsps now

they're already in business with the

next wave

they're part of it they have ownership

in it so that's why i don't think

they're going anywhere because they

bought into what the next wave is and i

think we'll continue to do so

whatever the next thing is after

streaming i think more and more new

music will

not go through major label systems

though for sure i'm arguing the future

of music not

anything that stands or or anything as

is right this second song that's where

i'm at i mean it's back to more or less

and i think the future is what parks

just said which is why i'm not going to

acknowledge the end of what he just said

if if in the future they have found a

way to

make you whole again with your royalties

and your masters or

find a cool way to make everything

direct direct to consumer then the next

wave

the next wave of artists if that

continues yeah i just don't think i

don't see labels

you're gonna get yours back thanks to

kanye west um

but no the same way the major labels

they're buying into tech companies

apple's a tech company spotify is a tech

company the music is just the advertiser

that's what's keeping you there that's

what's bringing the users in but

yeah they're just buying into tech

companies so

distribution is now different like at

one point

uh your local music store or whatever

the bigger ones

were just selling cds and then

eventually dvds

now it's it's a much different capacity

now

spotify is trying to get video and audio

to keep you there

which major labels have stock in so it's

just a

recycled tornado of the same companies

that's why i don't think

labels will go anywhere yeah maybe the

sub labels will disappear

but the people that own them won't they

own the distribution too

i disagree well it's not really a

disagreement it is a fact

the majors do no no no no no no it's not

a fact have money into the dsps

i'm disagreeing because you're still

speaking in

present tense and i am not so what

you're saying is a fact

yes what i'm saying is i do not know

that those will be the only available

just

uh distribution sources in the future oh

i don't think

they will be by no means i mean come on

it changes all the time

they aren't now i mean band camp is a

big player

and i don't believe that there's any

major label uh ownership there

sure sure they're i mean they're

probably looking the majors are probably

looking more into the

spotifys and apples of the world but

there's still a huge market for the band

camps the soundclouds and everyone else

of that nature like kind of this is what

i'm saying you guys right here this is

fresh off the press

tick tock announced his partnership with

artists to debut new music ahead of

friday releases

uh thursday nights are exciting for

music fans is when midnight strokes blah

blah blah blah blah tick tock is looking

to give fans an opportunity to hear new

music ahead of midnight as part of their

new watermarked

series the platform is partnering with

artists to debut new music for fans

directly with

for fans directly within the app it was

announced today october 20th

every thursday at 11 30 p.m an artist

will host

watermarked on tick tock live to give

users an exclusive first listen to a new

album before it hits streaming services

at

monday i mean uh at midnight reports

billboard

um much like in the vein of the the

twitching

the the twitch community being able to

accept

tips much like in the vein of cash app

shout out to cash at your you know the

vibes

cash app and spotify partnering to give

money away

the next phase in digital tech land and

joe's brain

are is all of these different companies

that hate each other figuring out the

best way

to capitalize on cultural capital and

that's going to involve

new distribution streams uh

direct to consumer [ __ ] money giveaways

new just new ways for

fans to release and profit off of music

and if that happens this entire decade

then 2031 looks like what

i don't think there's a whole bunch of

labels floating around in 2010

that's why i agree with you i said

prominent no i don't think yeah

one or two yeah i mean i think

yes the universals and the sonys of the

world eventually want to get there too

where it is just a very small you're

assigned to universal and universal only

you're assigned to sony and sony only

but it's kind of back to your

the ringtone thing we were talking about

the tick tock thing

the way we did with vine the way we did

with snapchat like

these fads come and going i don't i'm

not saying tic toc is just a fad

but there has been things just like it

in the past where

labels had profited off snapchat and

they went right to snapchat for any

exclusive all right let's do the

snapchat thing for this release

it is part of the major label rollout as

well and they have conversations with

all of these tech companies

prior to that's why i'm only saying i

just don't see the major major ones

going away because they're in bed with

all of these tech companies as

is that's all i'm saying like i'm sure

that the article you just read is

something that universal

and tic toc came up together with

the fact that they're in bed together

and we don't have to stay on this for

too long but the fact that they're in

bed together

and hate each other says where this will

land by 2030. they are in bed together

and i'm sure all of us as men have been

in the bed with a chick that we were

trying to figure out how to get the [ __ ]

out of the bed i mean that was going to

be my point who's never been in a bed

with someone they didn't hate

that's been going on in the music

industry since before time yeah but

don't dance on both sides rory

i want to encourage everyone you

included

to not deal with what is and to not deal

with what we know presently

like i want you to just imagine

just just imagine i and in doing so

some of that [ __ ] that just seems really

far-fetched

i don't think it will be and

i agree there i'm going off

the history of every single era in music

and how it's

changed and how majors not i'm not

talking about just an interscope i know

interscope sounds like a major i'm

talking about who owns interscope

has adapted to the times and has had the

leverage with the music they have

we may think they're a step behind but

they're not

going to automatically i agree with you

i'm not automatically going to think

that all right let me just imagine

never never land that it doesn't exist

i've watched them adapt

every single time so i can't yeah i

can't sit here and say well

it's over because tick tock wants to

premiere songs on a wednesday night i

know that's

a bigger theory and um

an overall thought there that things

could change if if these tech companies

just go direct to consumer

i'm not i'm sorry direct-to-artist but

i've seen

everyone adapt i've seen universal make

some shady moves with the leverage they

have to make sure they stayed in this

game

and music is such a minuscule thing to

that entire company that they can take

risks where they'll lose money

to get in with the tech companies

because they have enough coming from

[ __ ] movies and

owning the world that's all i agree

i agree with everything you just said

especially about

adaptation right and that

adaptation is why i believe

what i believe like you're right

they always adapt but but how do you

view that what is your perspective on it

the creator of vine and i would have to

google it but he's somewhere else really

important right now

oh absolutely i watched him high up high

up in the chain [ __ ] we keep talking

cash app cash app cash

app cash app it's square google it

um uh square musical chairs and the tech

world

and when we talk about square we're

talking about jack

when we're talking about jack we're

talking about twitter yeah

these [ __ ] are geniuses so i do agree

with everything rory is saying

the geniuses are figuring [ __ ] out

and adapting i just think the adaptation

is going to eliminate some things not

keep them present

the geniuses are figuring out how to get

the other [ __ ]

uh cockroaches out of the bed oh

you also have to account for the

potential curveball of legislation on uh

these big companies that will

probably eventually happen where they

will uh they'll be monopoly any trust

suits against some of these

major major companies that own the

entire world data loss too

with everything going on because so much

of what makes those businesses thrive

is our data so once you handicap that or

put a block on it

it does change things a bit fam just two

years ago we were talking about the

government

of the government attempting to tax the

internet

like that was a real conversation that

we were having so none of this [ __ ] is

is far-fetched no doubt um it's just

when you're at that level like we always

talk about how

the majors are always a step behind

they're late to the party

you can be late to the party when you

have that much leverage and that much

capital

you skip a million steps once you put

your foot down

being late to the party and that's where

the

creators are more handicapped

because because we don't have that major

step that we can take and be late and be

like well we'll take that now

yeah we don't have the beetles in our

back pocket like yeah it's

it's a little different um and as much

as a lot of these tech companies rely on

new music and doing new dances and

and new new [ __ ] new [ __ ] new [ __ ] that

back catalog

means a lot means a whole lot to

simplify this for the listeners

that the techie people are fighting with

the music people

and i'm betting on the techie people

smart bathrooms i think the music people

are betting on them too

that's that's why they've partnered with

them

on every single change that has happened

in the music industry

meek out there going crazy

so we shall see but

listen i think this music battle's been

and listen i'm not even having this

conversation just in the realm of music

because as a podcaster i have to be

concerned with these things as well of

course

movie people too the movie people are

battling netflix is a tech company

yeah it's all the same it's all the same

battle

anything that has to do with visuals

audio any type of entertainment

anything that keeps you on a device for

some amount of time

it's an intellectual property fight it's

what it is it's a music fight that's all

it is

data information what do you like what

do they like

and how can we in some cases in some

cases not an ip

fight because there will be some outlets

to let you keep your ip they just want

to license it so then it becomes just a

distribution

fight with the community true so it's

just a fight on keeping you on a device

as

long as [ __ ] possible and that's a

tech

that's a tech thing so they're they're

yeah i'm rolling with the techies over

the biebs the bieber fans

i think the tech people will figure out

how to keep you there longer than justin

bieber will

well they want to take the justin bieber

fans bring them to their

their tech and keep them there with

other things that's why they just grab

as many things as they can

just to keep the consumer there you love

justin bieber i bet you'll love jessie

reyes and this other thing and then

this movie is connected to that it's

you're just trying to keep people on a

device the entire time

that's all the fight really is at the

end of the day don't you feel like such

a piece of [ __ ] on sundays when your

phone just

pops up with hey wanna know how much

time you've seen that spent on the

screen

wanna see your screen time 95 robot

[ __ ]

you haven't done anything else all week

long but stare at your phone

how do you feel like a loser i swipe

that [ __ ] away so fast i'm not even

looking man i i've

i lie to myself on that too i'm like all

right so i do the rain noises app when i

sleep so that must mean they think i'm

on the phone

yeah yeah yeah sorry buddy

all right come on y'all want to get in

uh lubin tubing or do we go

into 50 endorsing whoever he endorsed

let's let's start with lumen 2 with

lubin tubin

this was one of my favorite stories this

week this is one of my favorite stories

ever

sorry catching a j in the middle of it

all right check this out let me

inform the people what we're talking

about so so they know we're a real

pod earlier on monday vice reported that

writer and

cnn legal analyst jeffrey toobin just a

funny name had been

suspended by the new yorker for

masturbating on a zoom call that took

place

last week between new yorker staffers

and wnyc

according to vice the call

was an election simulation featuring

many of the new yorkers biggest stars

including

[Music]

at one point tuban seemingly joined a

secondary call

lowered his camera toward his penis and

allegedly

and i believe this is the technical term

here cranked it

real good oh okay

he was really going in yeah two-handed

crank is like the corporate word for

spank

he cranked that soulja boy yeah he

cranked it real good he left the call

and then later returned

apparently unaware that colleagues

caught the whole thing

tuban told motherboard that he didn't

know he was visible on the call while

allegedly making mayonnaise

but that's another corporate turner for

jerking some mayonnaise oh man i make

mayonnaise every day

miracle whip who how old were you when

you found out that miracle whip wasn't

mayonnaise

uh now how old were you when you found

out that you who wasn't chocolate milk

right i knew that what's [ __ ] how was

it

chocolate drink chocolate drink it says

it on the

chocolate drink yeah you got to read the

fine print man

listen uh for a long time the cheese i

was buying at the supermarket it wasn't

cheese american cheese

yeah processed processed cheese

i mean every everything is um let's see

loath as i am to relish someone's uh

someone else's mini scandal the one is

dick little uh this one is particularly

tremendous it has everything a high

profile media person his penis a zoom

nightmare come to life and an

inexplicable

election simulation that remains

unexplained throughout all of this

so so 2020 in a nutshell

got on one of the more important calls

for the new yorker and beat his dick

yeah that's what he thinks about the

election he said he said my bad

they're all jerking us i think jeffrey

tuban

was trying to give us a metaphor for

everything that is

happening now they're all jerking us off

yeah

i think all of us are less different

than we are alike i totally identify

i too have been on zoom calls and felt

like

i could just be beating my dick right

now

mad state of the culture episodes while

they were talking i'm like you know what

would be nice

might just be my dick it's a mail yeah

honestly i could point the camera

up to the ceiling and nobody would ever

know a thing now i get it i'm weird

yeah um but maybe it's jeffrey cause

lubin tubin got it off

he grabbed the lube hit his soldier boy

and cranked it real good

yeah and then was on a suspended leaf

but then he came back to the laptop like

oh my bad like fan

you knew this [ __ ] was i want to know i

want to know what the excuse was

not before he knew what it was like yo i

just came back real quick

was doing homework with my kids had to

go make a sandwich

washing the dishes that's all [ __ ] seen

his work wife on the call

needed to see what he said yeah come on

man y'all all have been there before

talking to somebody on the phone she

started saying something sexy that was

unexpected you're like oh

i could beat my [ __ ] right now i could

do it

i could stop dinner we all know his

algorithms you could add a pop-up

from vixen.com it was like i didn't even

think about that right

lubin tube and having the only fans up

is wild

well he started only fans i don't know

i'm just

assuming where he jerking might as well

though oh

listen when you're a savage like me like

and lubin

you'll search the entire uh you'll make

a worldwide mess

search searching the web for where the

intended jerk off target is located but

then sometimes you run up on the chick

that

is keeping it too low and you have to

hit desperation and put her name in

youtube

forget it then i mean jerk it off to the

youtube listen i'm not leaving you on

the ledge i just think it's better if we

just leave it alone

well i'm here to let y'all know there

are men

out there that are beating off not

disagreeing

to youtube oh there's men that are

beating

everything yeah and honestly if we're

being transparent right now which we're

not

and if this is a safe place right now

which is not serious cataloged worked on

you before i don't even remember

what a serious camera you know worked on

you before it's the original no i didn't

do that

oh what vicky secret maybe came through

i didn't do a sears catalog

i might have called it ll bean mag when

i was 13.

it

it was still just fleeces it was

llb sneakers and [ __ ] it might have been

some side boob on the fleece oh okay

it was the best shit's just poking

through the fleece yeah listen

listen you had to make [ __ ] work when he

was a kid it was a [ __ ] didn't have

any internet didn't exist

and even if it didn't exist that's a

good point yeah

yeah but no i couldn't go on the gateway

98 at the library

with the dial-up internet sorry rory

didn't know about cinemax at night

yes i did channel 72 on the black box

with the red letters come on

spice channel that was my program this

program that's

that's whatever etched in his brain you

still remember the passcode and [ __ ]

there was no pascal oh wow

yeah i don't know filthy at my house the

last thing i'll say on this

channel is some of the things

that some of the stunts they attempt to

accomplish on the spanish news stations

that are on youtube

with the fine women

get you going naked news was on that

same channel as the spice channel

oh is that what you talked about neck

and new from

old days at everybody let's see

that's the old spice channel naked news

came on after i was learned i was

learning as

as a child you know how much weight the

next day

and it was gonna be humid i was humid

i couldn't really listen because my mom

was asleep so i had to keep it the

volume got to be on two real close to

the tv yeah

i think that's why my eyes is [ __ ] up

now because i used to have to beat off

like

face to face with the team yeah we need

to talk about we will kill a

masturbation topic oh no problem

masturbation wins

this is the last thing i'll say about

masturbation it's a deep deep

dark place when you masturbate but you

don't have a prospect in sight

so you're like ah this is gonna be life

for a few months

i think it's more of a relief you're

just jerking to anything

no i'll be wondering about potential no

it's a good way good way to clean the

pallet

you know just get back to north

the funny [ __ ] is the new yorker the new

yorker putting out uh putting out a

statement saying we're investigating

this situation

[ __ ] what is there to investigate [ __ ]

beat his [ __ ]

nutted wiped it off and tried to get

back to the call but y'all was hating

yeah and now he's suspended nothing

investigating

your dick where in america are you

allowed to be a man anymore

not on zoom i was gonna stay at home but

i mean

yeah when you're working from home it's

tough hey some of you [ __ ] still

trying to get the zoom pod off you lazy

sack of [ __ ]

leave say voting go to work [ __ ]

you do a pod [ __ ] are you zooming about

on halloween that's crazy that savon

will go to other people's podcast not on

zoom but we'll have to zoom his own

that's crazy sevon's not important

enough to talk about an hour too

now i mean we get that [ __ ] off in hour

one early

what do y'all think about the idea of

thanksgiving being canceled this year

because of kobe talk to me

um oh that'd be good i understand it

with everything else that's going on

it's right in in line with everything

else i don't care if thanksgiving that

much so

i just think now we're in the area that

we can use covid to our advantage when

we want to

it's a buffet of of sorts like yeah no

i'm gonna go

i'm gonna go to the bar with my friends

it's outdoor dining even though we're on

top of each other

um but thanksgiving come on guys we

don't want to do that to our families no

no phil we just using covert as an

excuse let's all be real with each other

we're picking the times we want to use

kovid and the times we don't

oh i thought you were going to go there

rory you didn't go all the way there you

said let's be real with each other i

thought you was going to

give it to him but you didn't i don't

want a repeat of last episode

i'm just saying as people myself

included i've been cherry-picking kovit

there's been times where things i didn't

want to do like come on guys it's

covered we have to be safe

it's dangerous and then other times i'm

like come on man just wear your mask

there take it off when we're in front of

each other

yo scream man take snow off of the

screen [ __ ] don't ever take snow off

the screen

and more stop oh my bad

jesus but he throws up ty dolla

yeah like if you're gonna go somewhere

else don't go to ty dolla sign or

elliott wilson funny [ __ ] she ain't

giving me

no rhythm i'm grown out

what else [ __ ] say yo funny [ __ ]

[Laughter]

like yo she don't even be responsible

she has double taps

all double taps her everything oh my all

my moves

i'm giving it a whole package i'm giving

it a he could score from anywhere on the

court

nah she don't give a [ __ ] about she is

my tumblr that [ __ ]

[Laughter]

that's what i'm saying why they don't

know just how [ __ ] up that

is is what i'm saying i don't think

they're kidding it's annoying yeah i

ain't going i don't know where you got

that bikini from mom but you are

killing thanks thanks listen i just want

to thank you for all the support you've

given me

just copies of peace every time

you're not talking about none of that

she's like i'll keep you posted on the

new music yeah

like i don't care about the new music

thanks for this what day you recorded

for the sleeper pick no that's not what

i'm talking about right now

i said all right i checked out check

back in hey that dream you've been

having man how's things going whatever

oh awesome

yeah yeah no he's great things are

really bolding what

boating well right now she said bolding

well yeah yeah

sorry no no it is over that's why i

didn't even i wasn't even mad at

multiple

money bags but it's okay support no no

well i'm not battling more i'm battling

the [ __ ] that's actually doing it

like that [ __ ] that was upstairs

matter of fact i hope that gets the real

dude mad that maul's dropping those

yo how does it feel knowing that we're

battling the dude that don't give a [ __ ]

she's downstairs

oh man that's a whole nother we home

lusting

that [ __ ] upstairs like hey pipe it

down come on come get her

no it's i think it's worse when you're

actually both of y'all are beating but

you got to deal with the problems and he

don't

oh yeah [ __ ] that that just means he got

more money than you

you gotta do why does he just get to

beat and i have to sit here and like

really work through

the issues with your mom he just signed

a honeymoon

or he puts it down better than you he

ain't got time i mean i'm sure that's it

i'm sure that her other dude does

everything better than rory

that's

it's fine oh man that's what sucks about

your 20s man you gonna bump into the

[ __ ] she like and he's way iller than

you

yeah that [ __ ] been dealing drugs for

20 years

he got the q45 look at me he's getting

triggered

some of us that damn damien he killed

[ __ ] why they always like a [ __ ] that

killed somebody

[Laughter]

some of us rely on just being good

listeners sometimes that's our back

yo you know damian killed some money

before right yeah i love that [ __ ]

i love it i love to feel protected they

always twisted somehow

they always fall back i said he's a

killer stupid [ __ ]

where did you get protection out of that

oh my god

all right protected from him

protected from oh let me shut up man uh

all right where were we we weren't here

but since we're here let's talk about it

scream man why are you putting ty

dollars uh pectorials in front of me and

his

his his navel unless you know boy navels

25 tracks well

a lot of [ __ ] music a lot of music it

makes me a little nervous

he's playing the stream game uh features

kid cudi post malone kanye anderson pack

thundercat cuevo little dirk nicki minaj

big sean

roddy rich mustard janae mustard again

kelani future young thug gunna music

soul child

uh black i can't see the other name

okay my eyes bad uh kanye again that's

going to be nice

oh fk twigs

that's the bonus that was a bonus when i

heard that rowdy richmond might be

interested

it's a lot of music man that's what we

wanted

we wanted some todd dollar sign music we

got it why they post the low res

i can't read a [ __ ] thing on here

this is friday right

friday this friday

i'm looking could be wrong i want to say

it better be good but even if it's not

what am i going to do

i'm not going to do anything it's going

to be good i'm going to continue to

support ty dolla sign i'm going to

continue

to buy his music yeah i'm going to

continue to listen to him like

todd i don't think he's capable of

making bad

music or bad projects like he's he's

that type of artist where he makes good

music

if i walked in here next week with hazel

eyes what would you all say i would

actually what are you going through

and how can i be of some help you

wouldn't say damn it's looking mr

[ __ ]

no no you're gonna get your eyes done i

would say finally joe is turning into

the bad [ __ ] that he's been dating

he broke up with him and then became

them hazel eyes i'm like you okay

wrong voicing you pick up the wrong

wrong advice

i was going for allergies all right i

got you so i couldn't get contacts

without being judged by my friends

you can get contact what can a man do

without being judged by his friends

that's what his friends are there for

that's what friends are there for

look at you breathing a big ass earring

like i hope we can get it but we're

going to talk

okay we're going to ask you about it

what are you going through okay okay

interesting because when men do

something like that it's usually like a

story behind it or

something else going on like if you just

show up with hazel eyes

there's a story i'm just trying to think

of like what men are allowed to do

like when they want to celebrate

themselves then nothing

green context is how you solve yourself

yeah i

did the botox already so now you're

going to the eyes you went from the

forehead to the eyes

take this to the next level right how

long y'all giving a little nas x to

catch another one

i'm not checking for him i don't care

what he's doing

i'm not waiting for the next little nas

x record like not the edge of your seat

no not at all yes you are no i'm not

sitting back comfortably big nose

actually no no no

big nose x's crossed no not for me

smalls big knives that we now see look

see

how fast i try to make [ __ ] to go y'all

trying to let that thing grow legs and

just like no it's not taking off big

molex no

no thank you no thank you all right

just asking um what were we talking

about

i hope uh the record it's still free tc

is actually featuring

tc singing over the jail phone again

because that was fire

see i'd love to hear him and janae but

when i see mustard's name there that's

about to mean i've got a bunch of

records together i know but i'm talking

about

a new song on his album but when i see

mustard's name there i just kind of know

what

we'll be doing roddy rich i'd love to be

excited about too ah more but

uh muster's name there kind of gives me

an idea i could be wrong

that's changed i never said mustard is

not dope no no no no no no that's what

you're saying i'm saying

that idea of what he was going to get

with a featuring mustard

died two three years ago to me mustard

has changed his sound

significantly he still does his mustard

[ __ ] but he's done records that you

didn't know as a mustard beat

especially in r b i agree with that i'm

saying mustard

getting with ty dollar sign tell me if

they've only been together for a decade

well we'll see i i listen i hope to be

wrong but not

really what i'm looking for uh when i

see ty dollar sign and nicki minaj i

know what that is

said the same thing about the dawn to

oliver nas and big sean record and guess

what that

was the first person to come in here and

say it's wrong oh i'm not saying that

these won't be smoke i know what you're

saying i'm not saying that i'm just

saying

as a b-side type of dude it don't seem

like he's going for many b-sides he's

looking it looks like he's looking to

knock this out the part a little dirk uh

that doesn't tell me much so i don't i

don't know

everywhere right now oh quavo that uh

even that doesn't tell me very much

right now

all i know is in fact all i know a

serpent would defeat interlude

might be the greatest song of 2020

without hearing it yet

what was that what were you at track

four serpent

with fifth feet interlude interlude

uh that might be the question he cut it

short

i'm going to put another minute and a

half on that now i like the interludes

that are like nine minutes

cardiac cardiac tells me that um there's

a new her

track dropping tomorrow well today um

and it's one that he let me hear a

snippet of a while ago and it was fire

back then i'm assuming it will be fire

today

i don't really understand the wednesday

release but you do what you want when

you're popping

her's been putting out a lot of singles

you have been trying to figure out

not just her but not just her not just

her it's been working but i still am

trying to figure out what they're trying

to do

it's not just her ty dolla did it too

like there's a few people that i feel

like have been putting out a lot of

tractors

yeah to feel fill out the scene and as

an artist right now hold up don't

forget this as an artist right now and

again [ __ ]

rory parks maybe y'all can speak to it

y'all in this [ __ ]

this would have to be one of the tougher

times in the history of music to like

feel out the landscape like to figure

out what the fans are doing to test [ __ ]

t

[ __ ] like in a pandemic who knows who

wants what when and how

and you have to you have to throw

something at the canvas to kind of help

you get some type of feel on that

for sure and this would be a tough time

so i'm not

i'm not harping on anybody that uh i'm

just putting out track after track after

track

maybe it's not not possible do you think

that's what they're doing though

yes i do well her has done it in a new

a unique way because it's been like

random features that you wouldn't expect

her to ever be on it's been

[ __ ] out of her realm which i was trying

to figure out maybe that's the strategy

that

let's take her out of this moody box and

put her in some other [ __ ]

with some features either way i think

it's going to work a few records on her

own too though

but unique features i love her hasn't

been typical stuff but all the music's

been really good

when on paper you look at it like ah i

don't get it and then you hear it and it

sounds great

but nah this is a terrifying time to to

put out music i was on one of those zoom

calls

i wasn't jerking off my dick was in my

pants um

professional but we were talking about

on with a label

putting out music and they started

bringing up all these stimulations with

pandemic stuff with election stuff with

holiday stuff and no one in dsps is even

going to be working then and

i took myself off audio and said uh

so why are we even talking about this

let's just wait till next year

this makes no sense to me next year

sounds better

i hear you but i'm when i'm responsible

for the fourth quarter quota

i am not responsible for the fourth

quarter quote i'm just telling you why

it would sound nuts

if you're saying no no no next year

makes sense musically

you miss what i'm saying no no i'm not

saying that the employees or the

president or anybody

i myself the artist i am not responsible

for their fourth quarter quota

i could see them putting pressure on an

artist like todd allison an artist like

her where you do have to meet a certain

amount

for the year of 2020. i'm not moving

that needle in the fourth quarter in

that scope of that company so i'm just

like hey

let's let's go january guys tell me

about your feelings or what you do when

you go up to the label and they say yo

get hot

hey i was wondering if maybe sometime in

february my album will come out yeah i

mean just go get hot

yeah heat it up right quick we'll see

like what does that do anything you

laugh in my head

i appreciate a certain fearlessness from

artists that just put [ __ ] out without

worrying about all the other [ __ ] like

i'm not changing what i'm doing

musically because of the pandemic i'm

gonna do what i do and i'm gonna put it

out okay

people are gonna buy it earlier so many

artists are in deals where they won't

get green lit

to put anything out unless like joe was

just saying

unless you walk in there and the

president is like hey buddy go get hot

out there

right aren't you guys supposed to help

me guide this no man

let us know when you're popping go get

hot coming from the people that make you

hot is insane

how about y'all play my [ __ ] and then

when it doesn't happen they go well i

guess he wasn't hot

right i have a random question for you

guys that i just thought of

can you guys tell me about the uh your

worst toilet miss

ever the worst one ever that you

encountered

it's a slow wednesday buddy it's slow

out here listen not too much music

dropped

my pants like a [ __ ]

all right now you're too cool to have a

[ __ ] in your pants your whole life wow

on the toilet how do you do that

and you're don't like rory that's your

entire life how do you fit in your pants

why did you do

that well if you had like a rush a rush

job and you know you didn't get him all

the way down

i'm on the toilet i've had some some bad

shots in my

adult life absolutely guys i'm just

talking about

going to piss and missing oh not your

sharks

not your [ __ ] well the shirt would be

the worst miss

yeah a little piss misses after sex

funny [ __ ] is when you shart right

before you about to get some ass

you take your drawers and your pants off

like you about to do work

and she walked by to the bathroom

afterward and see the brown in your [ __ ]

like well you don't just toss those in

the garbage

you better save her for like a laundry

week

i leave it on the floor for a second

like that fester there first yeah it was

a while now

i know i wowed out that week

don't ever hit the yeah and be like yo

whatever i ate last week vicious

delicious delicious last week vicious

meal

[Laughter]

last week no i've definitely been drunk

and couldn't find the light

at shorty's house and could just see the

outline of the toilet and pissed

on her toilet seat that had the furry

cover i've definitely sleepwalked and

pissed

in inappropriate places when i was drunk

several times

i walked yeah that's happened on drunk

nights stroll

must have been three four am trying to

be cool lifting my head back

like oh she was right there i thought i

asked swag like i don't know what about

yourself

i don't know what i was doing but then

the sound effect alerted me that i was

missing

like it just started sounding hollow it

didn't sound like the

the rim of the toilet yeah no man looked

up that whole

wall was [ __ ] mad aggressive pee on

the wall

yeah it'll dry though well i said yeah

i'm gonna clean this in the morning but

then in the morning it dried up i was

like

[Laughter]

it's like magic so listen i didn't know

you women out there had it so rough i'll

be honest with you and sometimes

how rough do they have it bad really

they got it they got it bad

okay when you're on the phone is this

about

missing hanging up no parts [ __ ]

we're off of messing with piss there was

some reports going around

and some slandering going around about

[ __ ] that was 30 or over 30

begging women that they just met for

money so they can sustain in life

oh god and as men when we hear that it's