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Joe Budden Podcast Episode 39, “39,” released May 27, 2016. Joe Budden and his dear friends Marisa Mendez & Rory sit down every week to discuss life, music, sex, and more. Tune in and follow along the crazy adventures of these three very random friends. Full transcript and searchable timestamps below.

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    you guys are owned all right here we are here we are face to face a couple of the

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    silver spoons I pay you off y'all know what I wasn't too sure to what theme

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    song that is to a show yes Marty they do

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    the show oh it was a show so seasons I was right yeah but can I have money hello let's

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    get it you got it right did you guess no but I which is a great drink line by the way happy time I got to write a probably

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    guessed I love that line anyway I will name this podcast later episode number what 38 yeah yeah we're um

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    I don't know for 39 pretty come all right episode 38 or 39 wanted uh one

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    another I am your host Joe Budden Marty the bodies here Michael roars is here

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    you know those names are like not going away they were shouting that [ __ ] yeah I really want Michael roars to go away I

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    love Michael roars I uh over the weekend I had a show in Philadelphia um and all

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    of my friends decided to drive up for some strange reason I'm not sure write down you guys are really Drive we know

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    we just respect compasses Deez Nuts and all my friends decided to drive there or

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    how about that and uh and yeah it was a great show sold-out sold-out house it

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    was good it was a good show um and much to my surprise people like we're asking

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    about Mahdi the body and Michael roars yeah we might need to split some that

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    meet-and-greet money man yeah that

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    probably will not occurring but um yeah I don't know people like you guys I guess you know

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    how I'm like socially awkward like you always known that there's nothing like them in a minute is awkward yeah nothing like to

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    highlight that than [ __ ] talking to like fans that is I don't even know what to do like someone will try to high-five

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    me yesterday and I was like oh no it's fine about you and it's so true a socially awkward thing I saw you I have

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    quite a few conversations with some of the fans and you didn't look awkward at all think oh good I was trying really hard like I really tried pretty I think

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    I did I think I did a pretty decent job yeah at one point in the show we won't give the show away in case you're going

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    to actually see it while we're on the road but uh yeah mati and Michael roars hit the stage and almost ruined the

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    whole show no mati was drunk as she can be oh that was Saturday Oh Phil oh yeah Marty was smack Marty was drunk as she

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    could be right and what happened was after the Philadelphia show because you

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    know we were all together like one big happy family [ __ ] was trying to find out where to

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    go so we could be lit right that's what happened because everybody was already lit we need to get a litter

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    I wasn't lit well you just performs was my point that was kind of chilling I

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    could have really went home and had a great time just leaving but so we decided to go to arm onyx we went to

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    onyx if you're unfamiliar that is a popular strip club in Philadelphia we

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    went in I bought a whole bunch of bottles um they put us in some

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    fancy-schmancy celeb row so we could be

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    seen couches on like platinum it was the VIP which is on stage right at the end

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    of the strip repulsion and because they put us there and we were seen like just

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    in plain view of everyone just like a fish in a fish tank I felt compelled to

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    just throw money yeah I did want to talk about that because when we go in New York like luster or starlets or

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    something it's known we sit down and we sit at the bar and we know the strippers and the bartender so it's not a big deal

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    we get to Philly and they announce your name Oh for the microphone and I think typically

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    strippers when they hear a rapper are gonna run over to that section that section happens to be [ __ ] me mati

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    parks whole bunch of people that aren't

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    gonna throw money so I'm sitting there like [ __ ] I guess I'll throw 200 at most

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    then I found myself regretting it once that 200 went away and I don't know two

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    minutes yeah matched money moves really quickly in the strip club yeah like there's a

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    such thing as a stripper etiquette which we spoke about picado because I've been in a strip club for so

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    long I can't try to honor it sometimes I threw a lot of money had a girl that I

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    wouldn't [ __ ] it all hmm it was nice of you like charity what up one of our friends who were

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    remain nameless just because of the axe has no strip club etiquette has probably been alright club Rhaego

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    no strip club etiquette at all nor has he probably been to uh what's the proper racist and urban if you will strip club

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    yeah Ryan didn't throw anybody no Ryan had one dollar in his hand and I believe

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    this stripper opened her butt cheeks and he did the the swipe down the bushy

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    cousin Billy Joe Oh with the one down the bill no no no no let me finish he then picked up that dollar bill again

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    and did it twice fry guy and that's when I was like all right I gotta go here's

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    200 olives can I get two hundred four we got kicked out of it who is Ryan I don't know man man gunplay needs to save him

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    Jesus you should never do that yeah yeah he wasn't Tippin very much but he was a

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    really active reaping all the benefits of someone he was making it rain yeah so

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    then at the end frame is when this girl came out Brickhouse mama

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    yeah this girl the stripper came out at the end when uh we were all ready to go

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    and that's normally what the strippers that make a lot of money do they don't have time to fiddle around with you idiot saw in the

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    early hours they come out late they're a main attraction if she came out and she

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    was actually Etta oh she was extremely thick fattest ass in the universe so she

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    then sparked a debate because that's how much of [ __ ] geeks we are me and my friends we want to debate at the strip

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    club she then sparked the debate of how much ass is too much ass now I was the first

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    one to say me in a gun play we would take that big [ __ ] down in a heartbeat

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    whoa she was nice um and then everyone else looked at me

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    and gunplay like we were nasty and disgusting I didn't see her I didn't see you either well Marty we're gonna get

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    too old you know what I actually just thought of the artwork was quite

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    inebriated and are you still wearing it Jurassic I really like this attached to

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    her weave not today in my story you do

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    okay oh yeah she was very Antibes real when when did you find time to get so

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    drunk that's what I be wanting to know when I see people like super super drunk damn we bet occur

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    Laurie bought like a thing of Henny for the ride so Rory's Rory because he doesn't go anywhere without Hennessy

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    then um I was drinking on that and then your writer calls for all these lovely bottles so they brought all these

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    bottles to the room and you would record on that I just drank on that and I hadn't ate much that day and suddenly

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    there we were we they ordered um a Henny Penny black yeah that's how you can tell

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    that my friends haven't been anywhere in the universe because when the girl said I wish you got Ciroc no should I got no

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    the girl the girl said what would you guys like to over her and y'all said Hennessy because targeted she said

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    regular Hennessy you see black and y'all looked like she had just said well no I

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    prefer you want a million dollars with your hands Trude me yeah me and he actually wanted

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    the regular Hennessy but I got the entity black mati then proceeded to drink from the bottle oh yeah let me

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    just tell you guys this if there is one person in the universe then don't want

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    drinking from the bottle it wasn't you were what I present you one person that

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    you just should not drink after if they put their lips on for two months gonna

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    tell my story it would be mati

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    someone net is so uh what do you do what do you do or you brag about your amazing

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    uh fellatio skill would what she did when you brought it up backstage can you not put your mouth on the bottle give me

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    a good head I said dick no I didn't see

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    definitely I know I didn't say that you did yeah I'm like almost 100 plus I'm really not trying to troll you right now

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    Robert reboot are you were kidding maybe but don't you know well maybe

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    you've been on a little dress burg but anyway don't drink rum the bottle again Philly was really really cool shout out

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    to all the fans that came out we had a real good show was a good time that's why Maddie was drunk we all went

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    out to eat before and she didn't eat a [ __ ] thing hi have you said I'm watching my calories but then guzzled Hennessy but

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    straight to that I wouldn't get back watching your calories do what building nice I'm Anton no are you want like some

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    type of diet just trying to watch the going a woman kill me women have like these [ __ ] random sporadic by the

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    hour going out of your way I'm on a cleanse from now until 1:30 yeah yeah

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    really I never see a difference yeah cuz I watched a 15 second IG fit video what

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    else happened on and we had New York Wow New York crazier than Philly New York

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    was a sold-out house packed house a lot of people

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    did about 80 meet and greets and and heard a lot of the stories from fans and

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    how they appreciate the music and all that I've done for them I'm really like a therapist out here maybe you are I

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    forget that until I actually speak to these people it's crazy so money already had the album cover tattooed on him it's

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    kind of like three weeks yeah yeah they did Instagram it that wasn't henna that

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    was like a teal tattoo and I said I felt like the the artist right away shout-out to PSM dope yes she I don't two PS I'm

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    dope what did she say she first he didn't reply for a while and then she said oh my [ __ ] god I

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    was speechless yeah that's a big deal yeah yes I read a lot of stories New York was wonderful um

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    as we all expected it to be it's just a different energy in the air when you

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    perform in front of a sold-out house in New York you're home yeah yeah I guess that's why yeah different energy when

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    you're from here is what I really enjoyed I got very emotional during my only human performance because if you

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    heard the podcast last week I was talking about how my pastor passed away rest in peace rev Ron and everybody over

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    at Christian love church on Lions have an earring Tim so that was like because I've been ripping and running since his

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    passing I haven't really gotten it gotten a chance to just stop and mourn

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    like to myself so and I wanted to give him like a moment of silence on stage

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    but I knew I wasn't built for it I knew I then knew the second that that happened that the show would be over

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    because I would be crying immensely um but got through it only it was great

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    it took a lot of pictures um and it's a good moment to get a moment when people can see that you actually feel the music

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    I'd yeah it was definitely quite the mood during only even at the end there

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    yes I'm only human never feels like it's just something it's different when that

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    song is on or performed I know for me anyway I can always feel like some type

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    of synergy in there and they really wanted that song - every time maybe like a lull they'd be like oh yeah

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    and when you announce they [ __ ] went ape [ __ ] what I want everything no

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    sister no this is an all love lost or not me do my entire Cadillac I used to

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    do three hour shows oh yeah I've been doing yeah like and now I can't say like

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    why is it show so sure they're like it's not sure mati it's all gonna chew and I'm like oh but I'm just I guess I'm so used to your long ish I used to do

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    three-hour shows on a regular basis like I would be dead oh I almost I think I

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    might have passed out yeah but one of those shows that's when I started working with you because you were like yo I need someone acted like that [ __ ]

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    is crazy like you passed out all type of [ __ ] and yeah yeah so because I'm a weirdo and I didn't I didn't know that

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    that people don't do that yeah and rap as much as you do on top of it being 3 hours well I mean I'm you

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    know I'm all for the fans and I'd be so happy that the fans come out and see me

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    and support me that I just want to give them a great [ __ ] show but I was killing myself so I was giving a great

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    show at my expense so you had to show shortening the show to an hour and change yeah it may feel short if you

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    have been to one of the old past shows even last night I did feel like the show was over like quick yeah but it kept

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    moving though there wasn't too many breaks I had was song after song it's kind of how it should be

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    yeah so um so you got a part of my voice my voice may not be uh s muth and

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    symmetrical as it but that's fine so because I've been ripping and running I

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    have to rely on Rory and on and uh Marissa to let me know all that's been going on in the world and because their

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    piece is a [ __ ] Thanks we love you too Joey nothing is occurred according to them I

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    mean it really has that know stuff occurred so 50 and Vivica we've been

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    eating talk about well you got a talking no they're still at it number one she issued an apology to soldier boy for

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    those of you who don't know and now I'm doing erisa job so I'm trying to figure out what I pay here for those of you who

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    don't know Vivica Fox was on some show watch what happens live okay that's the

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    show watch what happens Vivica Fox implied that 50 cent is gay

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    because she was asked about 50s comments saying that the Empire ratings are slipping because of all that gay [ __ ]

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    and then she was like you know I was kind of like the pot calling the kettle black because he had that [ __ ] cover with Soulja Boy in 2010 and he was

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    looking a little suspect and that's kind of how Soulja Boy got brought in and then that's how the whole thing started

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    all right but let's be clear there's gay [ __ ] in power too right um yeah there is but not

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    definitely not as much as Empire I haven't watched Empire no no I'm not comparing the degrees of the gay dude on

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    Empire that's a main character you see him every episode his story is well enriched entrenched in what's going on

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    in power um what's the guy's name the guy that Simon Simon Simon Simon Simon

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    is the gay guy and he has a wife and they don't show us you know you don't see very many gay scenes in power but

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    you know he's gay and you know that he's had sex with other men we saw that maybe one or two episodes um but that's a

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    little ignorant of 50 because most of the successful shows now have a lot of

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    gay [ __ ] you know Mom I know one of my favorite news show was just Quantico and

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    plenty of gay [ __ ] isn't Quantico stop calling it gay [ __ ] when I was quoting

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    what wheezing yeah what should we call it so was he wrong and he just worded it incorrectly is that what this is oh wait

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    no I'm not finished there's more [ __ ] elongation yeah okay um had to be how to

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    get away with murder a lot of gay [ __ ] there um I haven't really been keeping up with scandal and

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    all that's happening there that would be gay if you did shut up sorry it's okay [ __ ] there um so I don't know I haven't

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    checked the ratings for Empire I mean I heard they have been slipping but they might still be successful you don't I

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    mean we're slipping from where they were for that time slot on Fox um

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    so I'm not really you know I don't I don't really know about that flipping comic but people have been displeased

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    with the season they were the first one and no one said because education cuz there was gay [ __ ] in the first season yeah it's not cuz of the gauge no

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    definitely not it's a lot of it feels forced they're really going for super dramatic effect on what pulled people in

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    / season 1 but now it's going a bit over the top thought about to say didn't they go for super dramatic in the first

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    season but this is like a whole nother level I missed I missed 2 episodes I did

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    watch the last one and spoiler alert cookies new boyfriend has the same [ __ ] scar tattoo [ __ ] on his back as

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    the same dudes that kidnapped her son so I am Karen I didn't see any of this and

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    here you go spoiling the [ __ ] I just said I was gonna spoil you don't watch Empire anymore I've been

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    on the road so I haven't been able to that really sucks when you miss your favorite shows cuz you're on the road

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    I'm gonna miss [ __ ] couples therapy this week ah little upset about that what is a good show

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    shut the [ __ ] up Rory well um wait let's close out this 15 vivica

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    she's so uh yeah so yeah so she implied that he was gay because he likes to get his ass licked she mentioned that he

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    brought it up later like oh well you were look at my ass though and then is that gay if a man gets his ass licked by

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    a woman you wouldn't think so how much ass do you look how much ass

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    have you licked in in your life I don't think it's a gay so you're pleading the fifth hey have you licked more than

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    three years no what about ya wanted three asses so

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    you've never licked an ass no all right so you just got a lot of my face okay oh that's alright wonderful um no I

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    don't think it's gay if a guy enjoys giving his ass eight I think it's gay how you get your ass

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    like if you lay out on a bed in two years like if you're a rapper and you get on all [ __ ] fours and poke your

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    ass out while somebody licks it I think that you are gay has that happened I don't know if that's ever happened okay

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    but if that were to happen like if you put your [ __ ] forearms on a bedpost

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    and poke your ass out for a girl to then

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    lick it I think that you may have some things about

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    yourself Pacific reference discovered yeah specific to to what I know I don't

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    know I'm just naming scenarios grants but um so if you indeed couldn't album

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    out last year you enjoy um you're a

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    state that way I'm only speaking for myself I think I II why II think it's

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    too alarming yeah I'm not calling you

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    one of the gays but you just move like

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    one in the gays yeah and now you should fix that can we get them sick we get

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    this off the subject ASAP please okay yeah listen of the subject I do I did notice though between this of course

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    we got to go back to Twitter cuz that's all our source definitely I've noticed between this fifty and Vivica thing here

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    I care I'm going back at the feminists if you are do you hate limited white I ain't definitive I know you like oh

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    you're like a five-week red yes were defended the who hurt you I saw their

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    leader oh yeah not the Amber's he's a

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    friend of the show yeah thing about me after the show oh she's already following me so there's that yeah we're

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    startled gonna link up in LA this week so you're going next week great yeah

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    when I get to LA yeah alright as I was saying if you try to argue with a woman

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    you are no longer a man right is that what a feminist would say is that what

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    they would say I don't I don't I'm not familiar with argue with a woman uh yeah

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    if you argue with a woman you're not a man but if you say well I'd never argue

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    woman you now become a misogynist so we can no longer win within this women

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    argument not that we could to begin with why am i a misogynist because I won't argue with a woman because now you're

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    belittling her intelligence and she's not on the level to argue with you yeah you must know a lot of feminists yeah he like really does because you know all

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    about them no does every can be getting all the VIS from feminists Twitter absolutely well no I think I think real feminists

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    are great because feminism is equality it's not women being above this [ __ ]

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    ever since that Beyonce album where she had that low [ __ ] interlude about feminism every woman became a Twitter

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    feminist where they pick and they choose the things that they like yeah I'm a minimus I don't I am a - we gotta fight

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    the power on it what do you mean whoa you don't think there could be minimus

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    you shouldn't be why all equality that's

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    what's happened with this 50 [ __ ] I've seen a lot of people saying like I can't believe he would even argue with a woman online that's he's not a man a real man

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    wouldn't do that type of [ __ ] even comment on that our [ __ ] corny clearly these people don't know 50 cent

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    he's above Vivica Fox if you didn't know that 50/50 rent was

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    coming as soon as vivica said that those words yeah yeah fifty no I appreciate

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    that about him to be honest at least he's consistent and as yeah like he does it to [ __ ] uh make any nice keep

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    rappers chicks exes like it's great having uh him and Ross Ross had a back

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    and forth point well what's the difference between 50 Twitter fingers and Meeks Twitter fingers hmm cuz 50

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    nobody says [ __ ] about 50 not cuz he has grown that before 50 can fight that's my

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    number one fifty will fight cuz those are two different things I think it's rolling and just being

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    stupid online really be serious yeah well that was my third even if 50 is

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    emotional when these things are happening I don't know if he is he masks it well he's certain with humor and

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    trolling meek I don't think his master that just yet

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    he really be he's really like genuinely upset when he's tweeting this stuff and

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    fifty [ __ ] is in and out yeah that's not prolong me goes like almost

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    feel bad I feel like we've discussed a meek and his internet antics for at

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    least two months now maybe more ya know since July 4th we've talked about it way

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    more than November I would like not talk about it because I don't want it I don't haven't want to be accused of kicking up

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    kicking somebody's father down um because it does seem like more and more

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    people are piling on to him um just with critiques about [ __ ] that you probably

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    wouldn't heard about prior to all these emotional outbursts how would fifty last

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    in a rat battle today I don't understand

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    against a worthy opponent Oh like musically like the rat Bevers rap beef

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    on record how would he last you think against a real artist in 2050 is one of the

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    greater yeah I think greater rappers in

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    terms of disses I agree I'm just gonna play devil's advocate here a lot of his

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    this is two other rappers were hey I'm tougher than you I have more street

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    credibility than you I have more money than you I'm more relevant than you is that something that we want to hear in

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    2015 from 50 cent maybe to a relevant rapper but maybe because it worked then maybe he'd work that I'm just bringing

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    up points of how 50 was successful back down wasn't any of that yes it was give

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    me one line in back it was uh it was that back down his when he has the gay guy pretending he's jaws man's right yes

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    yeah I believe he's discussing the jaw jaw as a [ __ ] and he is not a [ __ ] I'm

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    taking that from that I give me a witty

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    line that had none to do a street chin and relevant seeing money from him I think it was just a combination of

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    things when it came to that song I don't think he lyrically killed anybody I

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    don't think it was the hardest [ __ ] that we ever heard I think that that beat

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    with that hook and those verses coupled

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    with how people already may have felt about Jah yeah I think that kind of did

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    a man and there's a bunch of I mean if I think hard enough I got a brain freeze right now but if I go back to some of

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    the older mixtapes like when g-unit had one of the greatest mixtape runs ever I could find a few John disses that

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    warrant um all about um oh I smell [ __ ]

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    the hook is your [ __ ] what are you talking about what I'm saying is the it wasn't reliant on I'm hotter than you

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    and I'm tougher than you as it is I smell [ __ ] is that you but saying if I

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    say Rory your [ __ ] right now that's not saying that I'm not [ __ ] I'm just

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    talking about you if you're saying it on record aggressively with a bulletproof vest on

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    you may be insinuating that you might be a little bit tougher than me because you feel comfortable saying hey you're a

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    [ __ ] you're not gonna do anything because I'm here well let's be clear for

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    the people that for the people that may not have been of age around this time 50

  • 27:49

    was in like real beef actual beef like not rapper beef like people were trying

  • 27:57

    to kill him yes and I know that is he in a beef he was in a beef with the one

  • 28:03

    person in New York City you don't want to have a beef with on the street yeah so I don't really pay any mind and I

  • 28:11

    himself in a bulletproof vest um that it's been a line if the label

  • 28:16

    spent a lot of money with 50 like just armored cars trucks with the security

  • 28:24

    24/7 like there was really a time where you know 50 couldn't move around like

  • 28:32

    anywhere near alone more without events or without a bulletproof car or truck like those were

  • 28:39

    intense times I only hate to have to live like that that's and we're kind of off on a tangent here but ya know I just

  • 28:46

    wanted to bring up that conversation when you know fifty getting back with Ross is this something that I definitely

  • 28:51

    don't want to be that beaver I don't think I don't think it will ever make another diss track to a rapper um I

  • 29:00

    think he has successfully phased himself out of being looked at as just a rapper

  • 29:07

    purely um of course one of the most successful shows a great actor uh apparently made some great business

  • 29:15

    decisions so he's not hurting financially at all so I don't I don't think he's gonna rush to get in the studio and this enigma especially in

  • 29:22

    certainly not I was nursing that just in how he would last against a relevant rapper now

  • 29:27

    in the time where the tough-guy approach isn't necessarily what's hot right now Ross's album comes out shortly right

  • 29:34

    black market I believe when I say December 4th which is around the corner yeah is there

  • 29:42

    single finit that Chris Brown sorry record is are you listening they may

  • 29:48

    have tried I don't know yeah I don't believe that that's gonna be the single but Ross is strong enough to be able to

  • 29:55

    move units without for sure a single right yeah no I think he needs that

  • 30:00

    street record at least to bring those fans to say oh [ __ ] alright well at least we know he's making some good

  • 30:06

    music I wonder if this is gonna be like uh when few chance Sierra broke up and

  • 30:13

    in future started making the greatest music that we ever heard a wonderful Ross is gonna make like the most amazing

  • 30:19

    [ __ ] we've ever heard from him that's tough old cement some great music ya

  • 30:25

    know he's got what do you think Rose's best album is Teflon Don by four in my

  • 30:31

    opinion I wouldn't say by far but I would agree but not by far mmm God

  • 30:37

    forgives I don't I enjoyed I thought that was a solid album Port of Miami is a very solid I'm as well but Teflon Don

  • 30:42

    is really brought me to say oh [ __ ] this guy Ross is gonna be around for I was more along the lines of heap written

  • 30:50

    ramp even ran is great I know a lot of people who think deeper than rappers Ross it's best out and even if Teflon

  • 30:58

    Don is his best i'll my certainly I'm not saying it's better than deeper than rap by far mastermind definitely was not

  • 31:04

    his mess what was on God forgives I don't that was that was the peak of

  • 31:11

    Ross's career may not have been a bet his best album but that's when he was the most popular so think of no I mean

  • 31:17

    God forgives I don't that was like uh I brought my laptop I was like that summer we were all together those records I

  • 31:24

    don't know what records were me neither I can't think anything that was really bad he tried that you the balls for that

  • 31:30

    and it didn't work out for it they left it off the album I think uh zit tanked you to boss with Nikki yeah you love

  • 31:38

    anything that Nikki does valid but it did really poorly I don't yet a fact that I don't remember any the records

  • 31:44

    off that album I think that was probably the start oh three kings was on it which

  • 31:49

    was all real of great records I'm sure there's a record in one oil I'm sure you

  • 31:55

    can I'm sure you can locate any record would wait alright the records that we would know off top

  • 32:00

    three kings sixteen 103,000 dice pineapples were wildly ten Jesus pieces

  • 32:07

    was tally was cool oh no this was a pretty good home touching you were us sure oh yeah it was

  • 32:12

    great yeah and I was definitely a presidential de black was a slept on

  • 32:17

    record that I enjoyed do is do we think

  • 32:23

    Rick Ross's petty for wearing Lyra's engagement ring we're pinky weight her

  • 32:31

    or him ring that he gave her and took back currently wearing it so one of

  • 32:40

    those like they are pictures of him wearing this engagement ring so much I respect it

  • 32:53

    that was a lot of all should do listen they don't get to keep the engagement

  • 32:59

    very too busy getting this fatty out on door meek one leg they're going to put

  • 33:05

    the mistress to the side you dig we all bosses getting it the boss way we're

  • 33:11

    your life what are you now you're looking for a picture of him wearing the ring oh yeah I'm sorry so y'all don't

  • 33:17

    think it's better for wear the ring okay I think he's absolutely petty for it I think he's super petty too but I love it

  • 33:23

    because I love when people are petty as dope but I still gotta get to the bottom

  • 33:30

    of and I shouldn't really I really shouldn't be so fixated on other people's relationships or the drama but

  • 33:39

    it's really really fun I'm dying to know what really occurred between these two I am I am I know it's none of my business

  • 33:46

    I know I really shouldn't be concerned about it but I want to know him like

  • 33:52

    Lyra was tweeting that she's gonna own a wing stop so Oh [ __ ] and because I'm

  • 33:59

    Petty I fainted favorited it I did yeah

  • 34:07

    four times like this yeah is she gonna bartend at the wing stuff oh no nice what nice alcohol at

  • 34:17

    restaurants is a great business move so now like we don't know why they broke up

  • 34:23

    but and I don't have snapchat but just from reading what people are saying about our numbers snapchat I don't want

  • 34:30

    to be on anybody's name Johnny you're on a couple from what I saw last night thanks Rory sure that we don't talk about that - I'm in total weight um

  • 34:36

    well from what I'm seeing please don't count listen you can't diverting we're

  • 34:41

    talking about something um now you made me forget all from what I see about people saying they're seeing on lehre

  • 34:49

    snapchat is that for a while it was very sad um it's very different so I kind of

  • 34:55

    felt a little bad because if she really did truly love this guy that's horrible

  • 35:01

    how do they go from one week being the [ __ ] being relationshipgoals

  • 35:06

    and then the very next week it's like blah like y'all were engaged I'm telling you I'm gonna figure

  • 35:13

    this out I know it's got something to do with that damn case case de mer I don't

  • 35:20

    want to talk get to the bottom of it no I don't want to talk to Lera about her relationship woes um I'll just call

  • 35:26

    staff from invite Lera to your living

  • 35:33

    room and we'll pick a partner into our life make her cry like every other guest we have a toast over hookah and games of

  • 35:38

    monopoly no that is a young young young girl and I've had enough of the young

  • 35:49

    speaking of young girls young girl are you in Canada in a better space or is it stolen oh no no no better space no I

  • 35:59

    can't ow ow tell me how I could comfortably hit her and say when you said how how

  • 36:07

    does nice you sound it like this and say anything how could I say how could I say happy birthday how can I do that goodbye

  • 36:15

    I would like to wish her a happy birthday I really really really would I

  • 36:20

    don't know how how could I do that no I don't think you understand the extent of

  • 36:26

    how hurt I was watching couples therapy last week and probably the week before

  • 36:32

    like I was really hurt and I don't get hurt yeah often anyway I told ya know I was

  • 36:40

    hurted to things she said we can watch it at my house my license and even note again even though she did apologize hmm

  • 36:49

    oh she did did she reach out to you no not since I'm just saying on the show on the show she apologized like I said like

  • 36:55

    I said last week she did apologize now I wasn't sure between last no no we haven't spoken and quite frankly I'm not

  • 37:03

    mad at it are you guys gonna do any more press stuff for the show or it's over it's I haven't been doing any press

  • 37:08

    stuff for the show what am I supposed to promote the [ __ ] show that's promoting me as a [ __ ] [ __ ]

  • 37:14

    deadbeats [ __ ] up no when they stop talking about me like I just run around an attack woman is

  • 37:19

    I'll start promoting show hmm you know I'm not doing that we should get dr. Chen on the show no bean I'm serious

  • 37:26

    that wasn't that world or a joke I think that would be really good episode and actually really yeah but I mean she's

  • 37:31

    based in LA I'm sure I mean and also we should just go out to LA no she's about to do what the [ __ ] family therapy

  • 37:39

    would dame - damn - she's doing family therapy two brothers which brothers I

  • 37:45

    don't know his brothers his bigs out yeah I would think I don't know good for

  • 37:52

    him Biggs is welcome home uh mom yeah Dame Dash is doing the family

  • 37:58

    therapy I saw while I was watching couples therapy they promoted it I'm gonna watch that oh for sure that's gonna be great TV meet your guys that's

  • 38:04

    lit and while I don't know damn I think it'll be really good for Dame is great

  • 38:10

    Dame is a genius I agree I would understand agree but I do think therapy would be great for him I'm certain that

  • 38:16

    he needs therapy yeah we went off on a tangent again what were we talking about

  • 38:21

    Lyra we're in some [ __ ] up all right back to Lyra galore and Ross

  • 38:28

    so now Lyra is meeting with uh or met with Karrueche trends manic manager

  • 38:36

    mm-hmm about how to stay relevant and

  • 38:41

    successful after breaking up with your relevant and successful significant

  • 38:47

    other right what do we think about this good way to keep relevant because your

  • 38:56

    name is brought a bag made of headlines so at least well now Karrueche is relevant she

  • 39:01

    definitely is I love her I don't know it was there devil's advocate is she relevant right now yes I mean aside from

  • 39:06

    her just being know she says she doing other things she's had a lot of gigs um

  • 39:13

    the webseries that she has they got an Emmy for it that's horrible yeah no I mean it's horrible that I

  • 39:19

    don't know that because yeah she's you know her roommate is a great friend of mine he's doing nice things like she's doing a lot modeling gigs like she's really

  • 39:27

    doing well for herself yeah she's doing great so she'll be great for modeling just because she's just naturally

  • 39:32

    it'll go she's small she's short though so it limits her in some aspects but she's sure hit that dr. Miami get some

  • 39:41

    ankle and closely get taller yes she's got like cities like mine and she here's

  • 39:50

    your headline tweets all the time about ass she doesn't really have to these itty-bitty titty committee

  • 39:56

    yeah and that's a anything that she hadn't said I don't know but yeah so couch is really sick she's doing well

  • 40:04

    Alan's Karrueche I think she's my age 28 how do you all right so couch is 28 yeah

  • 40:20

    okay I would've said 25 I wouldn't go to lehre is what 21 22 which is the same

  • 40:28

    [ __ ] yeah definitely 22 and 28 and alright let's look at it there's no

  • 40:34

    anything here where was Lehrer living it before Ross probably had one of those

  • 40:42

    unfurnished apartments in like Atlanta I would say some some really seems legit I

  • 40:48

    mean she was doing very gonna say with her mother she was doing decent for herself I'm sure is Karrueche lives in LA right

  • 40:55

    Lear is not living in LA or wasn't living in LA in LA if you've never been it's the land of opportunity one of the

  • 41:02

    lands of opportunity yes oh I want to say either Miami or New York and not

  • 41:08

    only that but Karrueche was in a very high-profile relationship for a long time and had one of the one of our

  • 41:14

    bigger stars obsessed with her yeah even after the break-up yeah well

  • 41:20

    Karrueche and Chris Brown are gonna make et at night Ross and Lera or not that's

  • 41:26

    what I'm saying yeah it's a different I think the doors are higher yeah that's Oh out of this

  • 41:32

    breakup than Lera is at all yeah I think the doors that would open for Karrueche I don't think those same doors would be

  • 41:38

    available for Lera they were together for a couple of months yeah seriously and the look is different like

  • 41:44

    is different she's right dump is different Ross is not obsessing over yeah yeah we the way that we view Lera

  • 41:52

    is just different yeah unfortunately you know what which begs the question here

  • 41:57

    or maybe it doesn't big but I'm gonna ask anyway well also just to finish up

  • 42:02

    that point Karrueche also had the I got completely [ __ ] over story oh yeah this so women

  • 42:09

    sympathize right away she got that special with that uh its face my life whatever our name is that was a really

  • 42:15

    big special yeah so we have no idea what happened the typical person isn't saying

  • 42:20

    yo Lera got really [ __ ] over cuz we all know happy we know Chris Brown got some other joint pregnant like a real

  • 42:27

    big respected um so she had this women

  • 42:36

    on my side right away okay especially against someone that got a lot of flack

  • 42:41

    already for his decisions in the past word give me the five I don't even know how to word this I don't know you in

  • 42:48

    five Burbage no I don't want to do top five but cop Jada kisses out real shut

  • 42:53

    up five dead top 5 dead or alive in stores now all know if it's not if it's

  • 43:00

    not oh no all right so what whatever comes out yeah Jada cos it's out it's a

  • 43:05

    five day door look um I know he's doing a lot of press for right now so that's why I thought it was a great press two shots adeptia they're doing a great job

  • 43:12

    Oh give me the top five X's of a rapper

  • 43:22

    curry gene he's not a rapper he's a rapper oh geez yeah yeah he counts he

  • 43:28

    raps uh he rapped on look at me now yeah hey all right so we got Karrueche know

  • 43:35

    they had to not be famous before I was like Rihanna counting Rihanna so we got

  • 43:41

    Caitlyn Karrueche amber to hear you amber Karrueche

  • 43:47

    amber Tahiry she made a whole career she might be right to hear he might be

  • 43:53

    thrown in there he truly has a career out of that and still will

  • 43:58

    we don't know what two years doing right now she's done television she's done we don't know what she's doing now but we'll throw her in yeah because um I'm

  • 44:06

    not allowed to have this argument uh heck I can't play it with one of my exes can you count Kim cuz you're counting

  • 44:13

    [ __ ] Karrueche who's Kim Kim Kardashian I thought you meant Kim Mathers no um no I'm sure Ray J Spit a

  • 44:25

    bar before because that's what you're saying Chris Brown yeah but it was more than say black man dawg she was a

  • 44:33

    regular exa don't matter how she became X that's true I don't really want to kill her but okay let's do it if your categories

  • 44:40

    you gotta count kill no yes Kim was already Kim not really though

  • 44:46

    she was poppin on the Helen show with [ __ ] Paris Hilton but she wasn't a yeah I would I would argue that Paris

  • 44:51

    Hilton played a major power part you know a relevancy oh yeah much more so

  • 44:58

    than her sex tape with Ray J at the time yeah which is why I'm saying I wouldn't

  • 45:04

    count Kim because if I'm best friends with [ __ ] Michelle Obama or somebody

  • 45:10

    like headlines like Gail pears Michelle Obama it's a pair of soon Gail and Oprah yeah exactly what we all

  • 45:18

    know who Gail is yeah Oprah's girlfriend I actually felt

  • 45:24

    something I don't know [ __ ] girlfriend well no no uh air quotes her best friend

  • 45:34

    you can't tell me that girl for is eatin [ __ ] you come and tell me to wait a

  • 45:40

    minute when you guys watch Oprah Monday good know you have somebody each oh [ __ ]

  • 45:45

    all right you know do no eatin all right let's go something when you just take care your network we need a fifth these jokes off

  • 45:54

    yeah take it you'll [ __ ] I mean Gail kick the suck in this clip oh my you

  • 46:01

    can't no no honestly do you think Gil has never sucked over with these [ __ ] tell truth I don't have thoughts about it I really don't I really don't know

  • 46:08

    Marty you have stopped way too many [ __ ] to talk that way

  • 46:26

    it's like I haven't eaten [ __ ] in a

  • 46:32

    really long time by the way I'm your people thank you for that yesterday oh

  • 46:38

    come on Sam do better uh yeah I haven't done any quite some time we're all for a tangent

  • 46:43

    again I was on amber liar fly out you

  • 46:50

    ate [ __ ] during a fly oh yeah because that was member that was part of the deal oh yeah okay okay okay I can't keep

  • 47:00

    up with Mahdi's [ __ ] love life more less life whatever you want to call it anyway amber to your coochie coohcie

  • 47:08

    impossibly and once we could think of two other better ones is that really it

  • 47:13

    there's got to be someone else amber Karrueche and Tahiry um

  • 47:20

    Darlene nice team super head oh come on

  • 47:26

    Coco [ __ ] queen pin Coco still with him oh she ain't leaving she won't have

  • 47:33

    a baby dad - Coco yeah I think I have

  • 47:38

    the last one Oh Safari oh sorry I was totally joking

  • 47:52

    have you not have you no soul I was joking

  • 47:58

    that was perfect it was a joke that it was too obvious that I had to say it shoutout I'm sorry I [ __ ] with Safari I

  • 48:06

    personally like Safari I do too roar at me and you like that song he put out that [ __ ] no doesn't really that's

  • 48:12

    our [ __ ] yeah we love it yes so don't we see safari in strip clubs that's my guy I'd seen Safari downstairs this is the

  • 48:19

    spot yes and some and me and Safari

  • 48:24

    and inherit a mutual disdain for someone um during that whole week me [ __ ] oh

  • 48:32

    yeah I called me on his birthday and we had a room yeah we had a nice heart art

  • 48:38

    safari and I asked my guys I thought she was joking when that lets you sit here and talk about him that way Serena

  • 48:47

    Williams no come on knock it off all right we're all what saying ex-girlfriend anyway the predictions

  • 48:53

    album prediction no I don't want to do predictions I just had something that I wanted to talk about stemming from this

  • 48:59

    and now I [ __ ] don't remember oh we could do predictions exhaust yeah yeah

  • 49:07

    y'all do predictions i'ma try and think I mean there's a lot of stuff coming out and I can't call it we just spoke about Jada what's Jada doing that's too far away we

  • 49:15

    gotta do with this week's coming up did we get a date on Jada are we that bad I think it's the 20th so you don't know

  • 49:21

    but anyway this week is she's one time one time that's always that's what that was about

  • 49:26

    logic Jeezy A Tribe Called Quest Justin Bieber Roger I know this week yeah Wow

  • 49:31

    mm-hmm logic Jeezy did you say a trial called quest yeah Bieber hi

  • 49:39

    one direction jeez oh I love Alessia Cara stacked weak [ __ ] here is my [ __ ]

  • 49:46

    yeah um the pop pop one cell dude oh so he wrote that well not wrote that produced that that's

  • 49:53

    a great record pop pop pop produced mmm-hmm that's my [ __ ] by the way that records like really because you've put a

  • 49:59

    whole album out yeah they're done I saw on my [ __ ] Pandora it's like November something I just said

  • 50:04

    they're all coming off this I would like to hear more I would like to hear more from Alessia Cara before I delve in on

  • 50:14

    in on an album purchase she has an EP out you can get four walls for pink walls I'm like that may be out

  • 50:20

    to the album stall whatever she has an APM I need to hear more if there's an EP I need to go somewhere and download it

  • 50:25

    but Apple music or something yeah we'll do that um so y'all do predictions then uh started to talk money not what sighs

  • 50:32

    I don't want to give numbers cuz I think that is so crazy let's just try to do the order maybe of of whatever

  • 50:38

    gonna land I say one direction one direction versus Bieber how does that go

  • 50:43

    don't be stupid I don't I don't know they're both [ __ ] humongous one direction buddy yeah yeah all right so

  • 50:51

    they're one Bieber's too what a name uh Morgan Jesus

  • 50:57

    the rest is GZ logic Alessia tie and a child Cole quest but A Tribe Called Quest it's um like a relief or something

  • 51:04

    so it may not be easy yeah all right so we won't count there yeah all right so we're done we put in one direction first

  • 51:10

    Bieber second I'm putting a Lisa third no don't be stupid

  • 51:16

    I don't think so I was gonna say it was either her Jesus and where it is everywhere though I know that you got to

  • 51:22

    think about here first choose a brand new artist yeah I mean I think she'll do

  • 51:28

    well top ten for sure but I don't think she'll do better than Jeezy mmm I'm just

  • 51:33

    for the sake of debate okay I'm gonna say otherwise all right so you're you're saying Alessia three yeah Jeezy I'm

  • 51:40

    singing gz3 she easy after that definitely logic over ty yeah 100%

  • 51:48

    uh where's tribe falling in there we don't have to do tribe

  • 51:54

    yeah I don't want to drive gonna hurt rises on your release [ __ ] legends so

  • 52:00

    they've they've earned the right to not be [ __ ] putting this conversation by the likes of us yes I'm gonna talk about

  • 52:06

    Lyra and then tribe oh yeah yeah yeah we're not gonna do that today yeah dr. Q - what up Q yeah I got Jeezy

  • 52:14

    third I'm going one direction I'm going Biebs I'm going Jeezy I'm going logic I'm going Alessia Cara

  • 52:22

    and I'm going no actually no I'm not I'm going Tai dollar sign and then I'm going

  • 52:28

    to Leslie a car I'm interesting that's all the same week yeah dude and a lot of those are Def Jam Bieber's

  • 52:35

    Def Jam alessia's Def Jam Jesus Def Jam logics afternoon what's happening at Def

  • 52:40

    Jam Oh rebranding there are a whole other people over there now Dana still

  • 52:45

    over there well he's saying like I'm meaning yeah that's what I meant what about she's up there are Bartels

  • 52:51

    are still there okay there's no ID celibate I have

  • 52:58

    no idea who's in deaf Jim yeah I think no IDs over there I think

  • 53:03

    Bartles are still running things Chris Atlas is still over there yeah all right we just punch of names that

  • 53:13

    people don't know or care about oh yeah okay so wait that was your order what

  • 53:19

    was your order wars are you writing this down uh I put you out ordered oh no you

  • 53:26

    put my order down yeah she yelled with everything he said I know she did now I'm socially not know she um I start I

  • 53:32

    say One Direction Bieber Jeezy I Alessia

  • 53:38

    logic no love and lodge logic did really well on his first project man Mahdi's

  • 53:45

    doing this purely with her eye is hard

  • 53:50

    no put out some crazy [ __ ] from this album I really think that it's all really sleeping it's like a sleep oh no

  • 53:57

    I could go really either way though it might not do good at all it might do crazy I love that uh Blasi record yeah

  • 54:04

    um have you heard the LA record Kendrick and Brandi and James Fauntleroy this is crazy well I wouldn't expect you to say

  • 54:11

    anything even roryd said oh I did say

  • 54:19

    four weeks ago when I saw the tracklist and I was looking forward to that record and I did get the album well before mati

  • 54:24

    and didn't share it with her like a real mighty shouldn't get albums shared with

  • 54:30

    her like for what [ __ ] out here stand out no no not at all alright what else is happening in the

  • 54:36

    universe ben Carson is still looking crazy in the streets no quiet is kept

  • 54:45

    this the presidential campaign circus

  • 54:52

    it's really interesting I try not to talk about politics on this show

  • 54:58

    ben Carson is looking nuts [ __ ] rap Jesus

  • 55:05

    you know what that [ __ ] called it impromptu uh impromptu press [ __ ]

  • 55:11

    conference the other day I forgot where I was but I was on tour and I cut the TV on an end it was just there under man

  • 55:17

    pressure from reporters like well Ben Carson did some more [ __ ] uh Trump is

  • 55:25

    still an elite gosh god help us all if that I don't know the thing if what becomes today him being

  • 55:31

    president Ohio fix the country's [ __ ] up financial state yeah is that true I

  • 55:37

    think it would why ah because you can say what you want about him but he has a

  • 55:45

    pretty keen business sense and that's

  • 55:50

    where it gets tricky because I wouldn't think that that is the one area that he

  • 55:56

    would be able to help the country in and again why is all speaking or listeners

  • 56:02

    don't mention me I don't know any of Domitian a user we don't want six uh

  • 56:08

    Trump yes is a good businessman I would imagine that a lot of the product that he produces is made outside of this

  • 56:14

    country because it's much cheaper and that's all he knows so think that he's going to bring all these businesses to America to create this product and more

  • 56:20

    jobs I think is a bit far-fetched for his business sense hmm I also proposed

  • 56:28

    banning Starbucks because of their red cups so he could Sunday he did do that right I'm a racist [ __ ] what what's

  • 56:35

    wrong with red cups their whole [ __ ] everyone's like up in arms over it because ever you get to do a Christmas cup it's a red cup and they usually put

  • 56:41

    snowman's and [ __ ] snowflakes on the [ __ ] and this year they just did a red cup with the green logo and left off the snowmen and the snowflakes and [ __ ] and

  • 56:48

    they're saying it's like their ban against Christmas or war on Christmas and the designer you wanna pull are

  • 56:53

    literally [ __ ] like boycotting it up in arms over the [ __ ] like do you have nothing better to do with your time than be upset over Starbucks first of all

  • 57:00

    people that drink Starbucks think that they're better than other people that's number one people that drink

  • 57:05

    almond milk think you're better than other people this is why Joe stand strong with Dunkin

  • 57:10

    Donuts this note is one more thought vegetarians think they're better than everyone vegan

  • 57:17

    vegans dimension there anytime like literally the people BIOS and [ __ ] what saying what's that [ __ ] great meme Oh

  • 57:24

    doctors like well I'm a vegan or the other one that's like if they if you're a vegan and you do CrossFit which one do

  • 57:30

    you mention first know somebody you [ __ ] guys

  • 57:35

    um Thanksgiving is approaching oh it's eggnog should be out now Robin

  • 57:41

    your eggnog no I'm not putting Roman my eggnog but after Halloween I was searching for eggnog and I threw a [ __ ] tantrum in

  • 57:47

    the supermarket was delicious orchards um what is delicious orchards only the

  • 57:54

    most amazing place in New Jersey ever is that oh my god it's in Colts Neck New Jersey why would Marissa Marissa nobody's ever

  • 58:03

    heard of the places Ford New Jersey Colts Neck redneck a little bit in South

  • 58:13

    Jersey why would I be going to South Jersey because it's it's a beautiful place and you can go apple picking and

  • 58:18

    there's like a big like store and they sell all the types of like I don't it's like a big market it's really amazed me

  • 58:25

    my tech whether my good for you that's cuz you're 12 years old that's what nobody's gonna doubt Jersey

  • 58:31

    to pick apples and hold hands and skip a rap I get egg now right from down the

  • 58:36

    [ __ ] Street on [ __ ] it the other day well now I should be what are you

  • 58:42

    delicious orchard Deez Nuts no what are you guys as Thanksgiving plans um I go to my best friend's house because she's

  • 58:48

    black and they make way better food than my [ __ ] shitty family listen ha yeah while I agree that black people do make

  • 58:55

    way better food I still enjoy my [ __ ] white Irish family Thanksgiving I really do and I'm gonna stick by it

  • 59:01

    by the way I always like people better uh Thanksgiving because I will um this

  • 59:07

    is all jokes because I've been to black

  • 59:15

    people's Thanksgivings and it's like all the other barbecues and things that they do I just want my turkey my mashed potatoes

  • 59:22

    and my corn and all my other bland food on Thanksgiving no I don't want the same [ __ ] that I could get it out summer BBQ

  • 59:28

    but no what food and what what food do you what food can you get it to summer barbecue

  • 59:35

    dogs and burgers right turkeys macaroni and cheese hot dogs and hamburgers at

  • 59:42

    their barbecues and you know well if you go in potato salad but that's a [ __ ] that's like in the summer like you don't have there's no hot dogs or chicken

  • 59:49

    wings and [ __ ] is mad well-versed you

  • 59:54

    ever [ __ ] a white guy yeah never huh never even kissed again that's funny to

  • 1:00:02

    me that's interesting all right so you don't have anything you go to your black friends house Rory's going to eat white

  • 1:00:08

    people [ __ ] absolutely because it's families Warren it's so bland don't like white people Toki is [ __ ] awful

  • 1:00:13

    everything in a way I'm hiring a chef Lit um walnut lit because I don't really

  • 1:00:18

    have time to cook I would cook everything myself yeah I mean having it you're out so your mother yeah no my house can I bring my mom can you bring

  • 1:00:24

    what my mom you bring your mom George yeah we haven't talked about it yet so Oh having planted it you're more than

  • 1:00:31

    welcome just saw she likes she likes men hookahs so just have that risk let me know so I can include it and known in a

  • 1:00:39

    head count Oh because the chef needs to know these things oh we still don't have any fandom

  • 1:00:45

    no no we have fin we do have FanDuel yeah Oh terrible segue into that huh you

  • 1:00:52

    want it out real guerrilla cause [ __ ]

  • 1:01:03

    not gonna check now what happened at the show last night when I was walking

  • 1:01:08

    around I always heard mad people just you know bevel bevel was like nah they ain't renegotiate that contract yet so a

  • 1:01:14

    shout-out to FanDuel I was mad far I was like in Rochester somewhere [ __ ] was screamin out baby I wanted to shout it

  • 1:01:21

    on the stage last night but I know which one of our context we have done so I was like let me just not the people at bevel are great we're just doing that um

  • 1:01:27

    they'll be back don't worry renegotiating how we work the more you dig all right we did oh but we forgot to

  • 1:01:36

    talk about in the strip club Maddie was her eyes were going down and I could tell she was about to pass out on that

  • 1:01:41

    couch strip club in a wayne song came on and she sprinted up and ran right to the

  • 1:01:47

    front of the stage that did happen and we cut we cut that strip club story off

  • 1:01:52

    to sew my leg in her [ __ ] tits off those strip club okay all right

  • 1:01:59

    I like through the shirt or I was one of those things that we're not supposed to tell you guys about no she wasn't really she's like biting

  • 1:02:06

    on my neck in [ __ ] your neck is on your chest she's a really low neck what

  • 1:02:17

    didn't happen all right all right fine

  • 1:02:23

    what happened this week in our fantasy what happened Peyton Manning finally

  • 1:02:31

    came back but I benched him so didn't matter but Cam Newton got me 32 points I really give a [ __ ] Denver lost I don't care all right so

  • 1:02:41

    there are only the Patriots undefeated the Bengals are undefeated

  • 1:02:46

    um the Packers lost or the Panthers the Panthers are undefeated the Packers in

  • 1:02:53

    Denver are no longer undefeated um do you see any of these three teams going undefeated for the entire season

  • 1:02:59

    absolutely not no no you got each one of them losing absolutely I think two games each who's beating the pagers twice

  • 1:03:08

    that's my team and I'm still not gonna be a whole schedule on my bed uh I mean the Eagles beat the Cowboys you don't

  • 1:03:22

    have to live that way what do you can do better make better choices I see I see the Patriots taking

  • 1:03:31

    an L against the Broncos and the Giants I was gonna say well beat the Giants

  • 1:03:36

    this time the Giants normally play that really tough well yeah the Giants have

  • 1:03:43

    our number I'll never say they don't Tom Brady is [ __ ] the most phenomenal quarterback ever but unfortunately

  • 1:03:48

    bitch-ass Eli Manning has his number you have spell elite without Eli I mean you

  • 1:03:54

    can't Oliva spelled e Li to eat Elias belt e L I but you could spell

  • 1:04:02

    [ __ ] you do the fan tool Jesus you

  • 1:04:11

    guys know [ __ ] guys we had to have a comm podcast since you don't have a

  • 1:04:17

    voice this is really calm it is I think people gonna like it though I think yeah I think people like when you break

  • 1:04:24

    through the table with your fists no I'm normally pretty calm I think except when talking about people's kids

  • 1:04:30

    dating people's kids Russell and Ciara you put your fist through remember we

  • 1:04:37

    had to pay for the table Oh some Marisa says I'm stupid but anyway yeah if you

  • 1:04:42

    want to play against me in fantasy football this week join my league on FanDuel it's easy all you got to do is head to FanDuel comm /b you dden pick

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    your players down under the salary cap and sit back on Sunday and watch your team rack up points FanDuel is the

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    leader in one week fantasy football with more winners and more payoffs than any other site they're paying out over seventy five million dollars a week this

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    dollar you deposit FanDuel will match it with up to 200 bucks that gets earned as you played that's a bonus of up to $200

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    offer is only good for the first 50 people that sign up for my league so good luck to all you FanDuel errs out

  • 1:05:28

    there I know my friend wants some money recently oh you'll be on the road so you

  • 1:05:33

    have time on the table all the time in the world to get my FanDuel team

  • 1:05:38

    together I do pick really good teams I'd like to think it's just so do mad other

  • 1:05:44

    people but shout out the FanDuel we're gonna shout the bevel anyway even though

  • 1:05:49

    they're not cutting us a check this week yeah hey we [ __ ] back get it happen over there babble babble the only gonna

  • 1:05:56

    be so much courtesy shout outs alright hey uh I really wish you guys wouldn't

  • 1:06:06

    threw me off with my thought I had a all brand-new conversation to be had

  • 1:06:12

    this is not the end Alera stemming from something that we were talking about rappers exes liberal we did that we did

  • 1:06:21

    that I was really trying to think of it as we did the FanDuel [ __ ] and I'm [ __ ] at a loss

  • 1:06:27

    I'm at a loss we should bring back it might be over for you do you have someone it might be over for

  • 1:06:32

    rappers rap crews mm-hmm I mean young

  • 1:06:38

    money clearly breaking up cash wait wait wait wait Young Money broke up no it

  • 1:06:45

    seems like they're gonna start to go in different directions now that Cash Money their parent is breaking up

  • 1:06:51

    Cash Money broke up money definitely a lot of suing going on in between oh

  • 1:06:58

    comforta game and part of the business a lot a lot a lot of discrepancies all

  • 1:07:04

    right so you just breaking up he would haven't broken up yet I think it might be else it might be over for let's look back to the context of this subject it

  • 1:07:11

    might be yes I didn't I wasn't done

  • 1:07:16

    there's MMG that's over it's over forever no no no it is over for MMG and

  • 1:07:22

    not because of that because they lack for talent at all but as I don't think

  • 1:07:27

    wale and meek are never piecing it up and it's not never else can do about it yeah and Drake is getting the [ __ ] out

  • 1:07:33

    his young money contract I agree as we speak and is going full-blown ovo as he should because he's a superstar now can

  • 1:07:39

    do his own label so he's done with that nikki is definitely at a point where she does not need Young Money Wayne but

  • 1:07:44

    she'll always always always know she will she just always said in every single [ __ ] enemy doesn't matter what

  • 1:07:50

    happened like we cuz nobody's ever like yeah never going anywhere

  • 1:07:56

    Young Money no why would she not because Marissa is 11 years old and she's a

  • 1:08:01

    Nicki fan so she's just gonna sit here and say dumb [ __ ] exactly she has no logical reason they did and money's hey

  • 1:08:10

    Liv nikki is Nate let her money straight Nikki loves money and there's send money away with she's young she

  • 1:08:22

    like make some sense over to Daniel alright so Rory's breaking up a bunch of people haven't broken up yet

  • 1:08:27

    yeah it might be over for keyword might all right so it might be over for every

  • 1:08:34

    rap crew and every up today all right oh no TDE they're still standing strong

  • 1:08:39

    I'm wrong no no I think there's more to

  • 1:08:51

    be revealed over there let's talk off there because I'd love to know the T

  • 1:08:57

    just just meet the one off a couple just a whim I mean if I have to assess the

  • 1:09:04

    situations I mean there are reasons that groups break up right and I know the TDE

  • 1:09:10

    is not a group more so a collective however absol has been a little quiet yeah J ROCs album I the critics say it

  • 1:09:23

    left more to be desired um then there was uh there were rumblings of J ROCs

  • 1:09:30

    displeasure with the way um it was handled was thrown out right um school

  • 1:09:39

    boy is still school boy we haven't really heard anything to suggest that

  • 1:09:44

    he's unhappy or whatever and Kendrick is Kendrick but I'm just saying that there are some if you wanted to make the

  • 1:09:51

    argument that everything is not all good in the land of make-believe you could

  • 1:09:57

    make it could somebody say you're reaching yeah but uh I just think I'm

  • 1:10:03

    gonna say you're reaching why it is a mess ain't it okay I was like I'm not

  • 1:10:08

    breaking in my original statement was I think more will be revealed um I like the way Punch runs things I

  • 1:10:16

    think over the mention top have a good year so so even if there there are some

  • 1:10:22

    people that are not the happiest campers I think it's dope that we don't know it

  • 1:10:28

    yes yeah we don't and we don't hear I think that's wonderful I'm all for people not being messy and bringing

  • 1:10:34

    all of their [ __ ] riffs to my social media and they don't seem like the type that would ever do that

  • 1:10:40

    so CD yeah yeah I agree I agree with

  • 1:10:46

    that I agree is ovo rap group no no I have to ask Louise inovio I mean it's

  • 1:10:53

    like a label all the drakes friends and a bunch of singers and and if you can

  • 1:10:59

    hold an awkward note and you're from Canada / Airy drums producers oh all

  • 1:11:07

    right but I'm not talking about the producers I'm talking about the artists I love my oh yeah [ __ ] Makonnen oh [ __ ]

  • 1:11:15

    there's your headline I've been saying [ __ ] that show you my trap back at you

  • 1:11:21

    is he--oh inovio yeah have we heard anything from him nope thank the Lord

  • 1:11:26

    all right party no all right Maddie why is it over for his Leah banks we love her antics have her antics have far

  • 1:11:33

    outshine and he have her musical output what was her last antic um just today

  • 1:11:38

    she is being investigated for beating down a security guard last that auntie doesn't be a real [ __ ] no no one was

  • 1:11:44

    [ __ ] it's ridiculous because she had to be damn a security guard because she was being a [ __ ] brat at a club trying to

  • 1:11:50

    pull the fire alarm and he tried to get her out and she went crazy and her entire crew jumped him but on some stupid [ __ ] then last month she was

  • 1:11:58

    causing a scene on an airplane and then called a guy a [ __ ] or something like some gay slur like a little [ __ ] and all

  • 1:12:05

    her fans are getting acting like a [ __ ] no he was being she was being [ __ ] ridiculous and then she be on in her

  • 1:12:11

    comments calling black um girls she called a black or a tar baby like she is [ __ ] crazy like she's out of her

  • 1:12:17

    [ __ ] mind I haven't heard about any of these things ever is the same all over the Internet TMZ all that [ __ ] you guys don't check that [ __ ] No thank you

  • 1:12:24

    for that compliment yeah no no we don't check and saying you don't I'm not saying do you the only gossip I get is

  • 1:12:30

    on this podcast from Maddie right I feel like I'm Way too up-to-date on anything

  • 1:12:36

    ty dolla sign and Nicki Minaj I got way more information on both of them then

  • 1:12:41

    want to have um oh let's have an internal conversation with our listeners about what are we doing while you're on

  • 1:12:48

    tour Oh word let's have this with the listeners next week you're not here oh it down y'all [ __ ] get paid enough

  • 1:13:00

    you'll get it before its time before it's time to do the next podcast so you guys will be nice and pain

  • 1:13:06

    y'all get paid handsomely more than I'd like to pay y'all so yeah hold it down

  • 1:13:12

    so what you really want hey listeners is that what you really know I mean I don't want that but we're

  • 1:13:19

    not about to record another podcast right now you know I know um can I rely on you can I rely on you

  • 1:13:26

    two guys to get a guest probably not Deion's they come up here now they

  • 1:13:32

    already emailed me to have Samira's coming to come on right I guess that

  • 1:13:37

    would be great hopefully uh listen in my absence Rory is Mike a your mic beat I don't

  • 1:13:44

    want too much talking from my tea the body okay no we'll get a guest we'll

  • 1:13:49

    make it work we'll call you from the road you can get a quick five minutes everybody yeah I think that in my I think the

  • 1:13:56

    podcast would have been a lot better in my absence last time if Rory would have [ __ ] found a backbone and actually spoke up during the podcast well at that

  • 1:14:03

    point I was still a guest at that time you're a guest now I don't know how you

  • 1:14:09

    [ __ ] worked out payment from being a guest I mean damn it's like a permanent

  • 1:14:14

    guest white privilege yeah Rory's really big on white privilege I am advantage of

  • 1:14:19

    it I'm gonna give me some white privilege I mean the first black guy to have white privilege something tells me

  • 1:14:25

    you wouldn't be the first in line white power um so yeah you guys to figure out

  • 1:14:30

    y'all oh hold it down y'all get [ __ ] paid Marissa [ __ ] text one of her [ __ ] rapper buddies and you know

  • 1:14:37

    actually uh maybe Marissa well you know

  • 1:14:42

    who she's texting who was you taking that Alison time we had man 75

  • 1:14:53

    oh you're joking we anyway isn't talking to uh for 75

  • 1:14:59

    minutes pretty much friends how many of us have them anyways - uh my West Coast

  • 1:15:06

    listeners I will be there on Thursday of this week for honey Palooza buy tickets

  • 1:15:11

    any paluszek comm backslash tickets come [ __ ] with us we'll have a good time unfortunately Joe is gonna miss it by

  • 1:15:17

    one week because I am going on tour we're going to Pontiac Michigan then

  • 1:15:24

    we're going to Columbus Ohio then we're going to Chicago Illinois then we're

  • 1:15:30

    going to Iowa City then we're going to Denver then we're going to Scottsdale

  • 1:15:35

    Arizona then we're going to Los Angeles then we're going to Oakland and then I'm

  • 1:15:41

    back home in New Jersey so yeah they can

  • 1:15:46

    get tickets they can get tickets that all love loss tour dot squarespace.com and we're gonna shout out square face

  • 1:15:53

    square space because they did the whole website force and come January they're going to be an official sponsor space

  • 1:16:01

    way to gomers as soon as you said that sponsor and the Squarespace is very easy

  • 1:16:10

    to make a website if you want make a website or do a podcast you have another main plug for the firm not to be paid

  • 1:16:16

    yet what they do I could have bought one for [ __ ] $15 and you were gonna make

  • 1:16:21

    it no exactly oh they designed it they did the whole thing hey is there another Squarespace

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    no I don't know I'm just talking [ __ ] oh so yeah that's great so tour Oh a lot of

  • 1:16:43

    people have been asking about the merchandise I will be tweeting the link yes way more people have asked me then

  • 1:16:50

    then I anticipated so I'll be tweeting the link if you're interested in buying the merch that you've probably seen on

  • 1:16:57

    my Instagram and a bunch of other instagrams oh it's pretty much yeah really really actually is I'm not just

  • 1:17:03

    saying that cause it's mine so I'll Sweden if you're interested in that um yeah I know I'll name this podcast later

  • 1:17:10

    Murch we all lot of quotables we could put on about your name use much now inside my petition - and snapchat and if

  • 1:17:19

    we can't and snapchat we're gonna end this barbaric movement of just snapchatting rooms without people's permission we're gonna get permission

  • 1:17:25

    slips signed to pull out your phone and do snapchat no I got a real issue with

  • 1:17:32

    uh with people doing that with people just making themselves a part of your

  • 1:17:38

    party and randomly pulling out and conspicuously pulling out their phone

  • 1:17:44

    this snapchatting you unbeknownst do you have a major major issue with that and

  • 1:17:51

    I'm gonna talk I got a real issue with

  • 1:18:02

    people doing I do I hate it I feel like it's a total violation of privacy I feel like it's a total disrespect I feel like

  • 1:18:09

    it's intrusive it's invasive I hate it especially especially when it's in your

  • 1:18:14

    own home you're inviting someone into your intimate space and now you're going to put that out to the world I don't like it is rude you [ __ ] Millennials

  • 1:18:21

    need to stop it stop it stop it stop it I said why now we're even when people ask sometimes people ask me for a

  • 1:18:27

    picture and then I take a picture there's snapchatting mm-hmm like why do I have to sit here and wait

  • 1:18:33

    [ __ ] 30 40 seconds while you flip snapchat oh I don't know what he'll have

  • 1:18:40

    the configurations work on snapchat but I know I'm waiting entirely too long while that's happening and the picture

  • 1:18:45

    ruined the autograph and snapchats ruining the picture yeah I hate it I hate it I hate it you [ __ ] young

  • 1:18:50

    [ __ ] pieces of [ __ ] stop looking at me why are you looking at me because you're young piece of [ __ ] I think we've

  • 1:19:00

    just about covered yeah everything we got that we got the next few weeks we got sponsors we got our artwork already

  • 1:19:06

    we know what it's gonna be wonderful oh so this will be easy well listen I am

  • 1:19:11

    gonna miss the two of you what was more attractive when you hold it down

  • 1:19:19

    I feel like you set that up

  • 1:19:26

    [ __ ] you word um yeah I'm gonna miss you both um really really hold it down next

  • 1:19:33

    week man it's gonna be so solid and no I wasn't accent i oh I thought that was a

  • 1:19:38

    good thing no whatever I'll name is vodka zombie it's a dollar a show on

  • 1:19:46

    please party I'll take a snap chat with him and send it to you tell us at hi

  • 1:19:51

    episode 38 or 39 whatever [ __ ] episode we're on 39 I own a newest podcast later we're gonna [ __ ] out of

  • 1:19:57

    here or I am these two could stay all night if they want I'm God pers