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bike the business. $3.92. 393 welcome to episode 393 of the Joe Budden

podcast I'm your humble gracious grateful and highly oh my god what a thotty you're

supposed to you supposed to let me know that's them all you had it tucked

under uh under the champion come on man I call my brother son because he

shines like when you're supposed to be my third eye in the back of my

head see what's there my bad can you pass this to them please right I'm

wondering why you're putting trash in front of my face. I was a little confused.

It had me a little fucked up. I had a good race joke right there.

I had a good one. There was a couple options. Yeah, that was nice. Rory's

still trying to get MVP. He should. Listen, man, I'm here to bring this pod

to the next level and carry all of us. Shoot that shit. Shoot that shit.

Nah, that's why we're here. Shoot that shit. A little Duncan Robinson? Shoot that shit.

No? I love it. I thought that was a good one. Yeah, I love it.

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Shout out to Cash App. Now, welcome to episode 393 of the Joe Budden Podcast.

I'm your humble, gracious, grateful, and highly favored host, Joe Budden, here with a few

of my nearest and dearest. Brother Marlins here with us today. How you feeling? I'm

good, bro. How you doing? Real good. Real good. Are those the Jordans that everyone's

in a frenzy for in December that you already have? It might be. Hey. I

don't even know. I need to revisit that list. I don't even know when shit

come out no more, man. I just, you know. What day is it even? I

think I read that was the most anticipated sneaker of the year. This is not

the most anticipated sneaker of the year. No. This is out already. He's out already,

right? I think December. We don't even know. Look, he don't even know. Yo, he

just came. He just dropped for y'all. Oh, that song? Y'all finally heard that song?

Yeah, I know he would know. You want to raffle? No, I don't do raffles.

Stop playing with me, man. Is that offensive to you? Yes. I'm letting you know.

Yes. So now you don't have to ask me your friend, you know, I would

never intentionally think that I wake up and like hit my phone to try to

get sneakers. Okay, I don't do that. Okay, but you're doing all right. I'm good.

I'm great. Thank you brother. Parks is here. What's going on, man? Good. Good. How

are you doing? I'm good. I'm good. What's today? Today is the Wednesday. So how

are you guys this weekend? Anything interesting? It was cool, man. No, I didn't do

much. I got a Christmas tree. You got the tree ready? Nice. I got way

too big of a tree. That's the best thing about being single. Chop it down

yourself? No, but I had to buy a saw to chop it down more. I

bought a 12-foot tree, and my ceilings are probably nine feet tall. It feels good

to do some man shit every now and then. Yeah. The best thing about being

single now is that you don't have to get the tree. Because you have to

get the tree. Oh, absolutely. I got a tree anyway. Even when I was single.

I like it. Know we talk ourselves into it. Oh, I

love the pine smell Sweeping up pine for two months.

Oh, I just know so much my Christmas in here

now Christmas candles until you see the gift she got

you Pajamas more I sleep naked. Yes, more boxers. Wow. The red ones this time.

Imagine holidays being for men. That's when you notice how much your girl don't even

look at you. You don't even wear boxers. Yeah. At all. And you know my

dad gets me boxers and tank tops every year if you've been with me. So

why the fuck are you doing that? Because you may need more. That's why as

a significant other, you get one ball out Christmas from Joe. for you to match

energy. - You gotta set the tone. - You take notes from there. - Oh,

1,000, 1,000%. - I like that strategy. - Yeah, I gotta see how they on

it. Sorry, the custom chess board isn't doing it anymore. - Yeah, I gotta-- -

Oh, gold pieces! I don't play chess. - I have a-- - How's that? -

I don't know how to play. - Never did. But Uncle Walter is really hype

when he comes over. Hey Joe, anybody with your French plate set? No, nigga. No,

we don't. No, I got a stack of thermals over the past decade. Just chilling

in my closet every Christmas. It'll be great for under the jacket. I know what

thermals do. These ones go under your jeans. I know. One time I tried to

freak it, but I couldn't stop. You know what? Just give me a pair of

concords. Keep it light. Yeah. No, I can't get you sneakers because then you'll walk

out of my life. Oh, my God. Like, you know what? She didn't say that.

I'm going to walk out of your life. You're going to have a front row

seat. And trust me, when I move, I'm not going to be wearing Concords. No.

At all. But shout out to... Shout out to all the great gift givers out

there. There. How's that? Men, women, shout out to all of you. Shout out to

all the people that may be going through a difficult time. I know the holidays

can be tough. Absolutely. This year especially, shit. Yeah, I didn't even think about that

added toughness. Man, man. It's already a depressing time of year for a lot of

people. Imagine people that already are depressed and may have lost someone or are more

depressed because they haven't left the house in eight months. Yeah. Yeah. It's rough. It

definitely doesn't feel like The holiday. Yeah, that's why I got treated early. Fuck yeah.

Wait, what the fuck are you talking about? Didn't the Dreamville Christmas album, just the

LVNR Christmas album just come out? To restore the feeling? How could it not, how

could it possibly not feel like the holidays? Snub snub Grammy. Oh no. Yeah, we

need a little more. And they tried to, but you just need a little more.

We need for Cam. Once Cam put out a Christmas album, then you know. Then

I know what? The holiday's here. No? No. My bad. I'm here to treat you.

That's not what does it for you? I'm here to treat you. My bad. See,

how could you fucking with me? See, see, see, listen. Listen, this could be our

year. This could be our year. It's not, man. It's not, man. But it could

be our year. It's not, man. I'm chilling. I'm chilling. I'm chilling. Like, I'll be

playing with you. I know. You'll be trying to really. No, I'll be chilling, man.

I'm just fucking with you. Hey, well, Roy, how you doing, man? I'm taking it

day by day. - Everything okay? - This nigga is miserable. - Bro, we try

to give us hints like, yo, won't help me. - Day by day, man. That's

my strategy. - One day at a time? - Today is the day. - Oh

boy, going through it. - No, I went to the dentist. Apparently I grind my

teeth when I sleep. I know the things you find out about yourself when you

get out of that house, man. I don't have enough fiber. Worry being a sleep

person. A regular calm guy like me. I could never imagine that I would run

my teeth in. But yeah, then I don't have enough fiber in my diet. So

that's yeah, that's that's what that at 30 years old. I feel like I've had

more thumbs from a doctor in my ass than a 60 year old man that

has a cancer scare at this point. Yeah. Gotta get your fiber. So yeah, I'm

violated pretty often by a doctor, and I don't have enough fiber, and I keep

taking the pills, the shakes, I eat bread. And he just keeps sticking it up

there. Yo, is this nigga dying? No. you gotta get that Metamucil I have it

you do I have the pill version you gotta stop eating dairy I think it's

the dairy it could be that's such an old your pops or anyone say it's

the dairy so all right so now honestly all jokes aside what I get from

what you're saying is that your ass region is no longer a sensitive area No,

no, no, no. We're just worn out? It's welcoming? It's welcoming? You can... He's

got the beef curtains. Pretty much doesn't matter what doctor goes back there. It's

all gonna feel the same. It's not Rory with the ass keloid. The ass

keloid. You gotta relax, man. You gotta fucking calm down. Rory is disgusting. Rory

is disgusting. It's Rory's ass keloid. When, uh... When a chick wants to spice

things up and be like, oh, do you like your ass ate? Oh, you're going

to have to do much more than that. It's very numb down there. Advertisers, right

here is where your product can go in between this riveting content. What's so awkward

about it is the doctor can't do it alone by law. There has to be

people in the room. Yeah. So not only are you

feeling emasculated by having a man stick

his fingers in your ass. There's an

audience That you have to look at

and they follow the party did you

give Michelle? Yeah Yo, I don't mean

to laugh. Nah, Rory gets the MVP. I'm done. I'm finished. This ain't even up

for debate. He's shooting for it. He's been shooting for it, I'm telling you. My

asshole took a stab? Look, man. You never look. You would have never thought, huh?

Yeah, man. Yeah, treat every song like it could be the one. That's what Theo

Sotomayor said. about my ass all right no we're off of your ass now um

but yeah everyone get checked it's important yes thank you men especially everyone get fingered

yeah am i gonna get checked what if they find something you end up like

me taking 10 fiber pills a day sneaking off to the doctor and not telling

anyone yo you are really pussy if you take fiber pills

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you

they

are Oh, now Rory on a fiber diet. Listen,

bro, it's... And he only 30. I know, it's hereditary. I've known about this for

a while. We're going to get the GoFundMe going for you so you can buy

more fiber. I appreciate that. We'll set it at 500K. Yeah, no, it's expensive to

take all these shakes. Man, this nigga better go roll around in the grass or

something. Look what you're telling him to do. He doesn't have fiber. Go roll around

in the grass. I never even thought of it that way. Go roll around in

the grass if your fiber is low. If you don't go to Home Depot, eat

a plant. By the way, Joe has wondered why for how many years we've been

doing this podcast that we come in and he asks, how are you doing? We

just say good. Yeah. Because then when you tell him you're doing bad, he laughs.

Roll around in the grass. You might have colon cancer, but go roll in the

grass. Oh, man. Yo, that was great. That was awesome. E-Rabbit, we're still intro. This

is 20 minutes in. E-Rabbit, what's going on, man? You good? Good. Yeah, nigga don't

care what I'm talking about. Yeah, Eli, wrap this shit up. Hurry the fuck up,

man. Oh, St. Vaughn is here. Rory and his Crohn's disease can wait. Yeah, wrap

this shit up. You and Rory's ass. Wrap his ass up and wrap this shit

up. Savon is here and Alex the Great is here. Joey knocked over your sippy

cup. Oh, that's a cool sippy cup. Dunkin' Donuts? That's also where your jersey should

be hung up. That's a big fact. They're not sponsoring us, but yeah. My jersey

should be hung up over there. All right, gentlemen. And speaking of which, you need

more fun. You drink so much coffee. I know you have the runs at least

every other day. I don't. That's too much coffee. I know. I never

knew how fast you go to the bathroom if you drink black coffee. Oh

yeah. It's almost like instant though. That shit is crazy. The coffee and cig

combo is just... Right to it? Right to it. Yeah. Yeah, especially 20 of

them. It's a sick wake up. Just roll around the grass, man. Anyways. I'm

so happy to woke up breathing today. Let me take away some breath.

All right, come on. Where do you want to begin? It's pod time. The big

news. What was the big news? The Grammy nods. The Grammy nods. Everyone's favorite time

of year. Validation. Who got snubbed, Rory? Give me validation. No, I didn't get snubbed.

I didn't make the deadline. No, me either. Yo, that line got to go too.

I didn't make the deadline? Yeah, no, no, no. I just missed it. Yeah, no,

we didn't submit. I know. I know you didn't. I have no idea what the

deadline is. Yeah, the deadline. Album trash. I remember I went to you and I'm

like, yo, man, we ain't getting none of that wave. Submit that shit. Oh, all

right. We had other things to do that day. Y'all didn't think that was important?

No. It's so rough in this industry. Why do people want to do it? Like

every interview, I try to get that out of people. Like, yo, what makes you

want to do this? It's horrible. The glitter and the sparkly stuff. No, they don't

even show that anymore. It's not glamour and glittery. Yeah, everybody looked like they went

in right now. The glam and glitz is when we used to have videos played.

Where's the glam and glitz now? Yeah. TikTok. And I don't have a TikTok, but...

But I do see some of the content creators on Instagram and the creative ways

that they're using TikTok as curvy, beautiful adults. I see what you're getting at. And

it did make me rethink. Joe just spent his weekend under the Meg body hashtag.

Body, yaddy, yaddy, yaddy, yaddy, yaddy. That's what you was doing all weekend? No. You

was looking at ass. I didn't even know that that was a thing. Yaddy, yaddy,

yaddy, yaddy. Oh, my God, that's shaking ass. Oh, that's what JT meant when she

posted that picture. Hmm. That's a good picture. She did it again. Yeah, I followed.

Oh, you didn't before? No. They got the follow out of you? Yeah. So was

that a challenge? She's a tremendous artist. She is. The Adi Adi Adi challenge? The

body challenge, yeah. Because she does a dance in the video. So it's not a

thing. Well, you want to demonstrate the dance? Let me see. No, I don't want

to demonstrate. This is where you're screaming. Let me see what they're doing. No, it's

right here. It's right there on the screen. But you can do that. Let me

see. No, I can't do that. Definitely not doing that. You didn't do that in

choir? No. I promise you, that move was never in our choreography at all. It's

a good move. I see what's going on here. I see what's happening. Body was

one of the songs I liked from that album. It should be a single. It's

definitely a single. It looks like a really good video. They was trying to kill

me. A small group of people were trying to kill me on the internet for

Apparently saying that I couldn't critique Meg's album because I was protecting her mental health.

You people on the internet are idiots, and I say it all the time. Shut

the fuck up. Stop attempting to understand what I'm saying if you're stupid. I'm never

talking to the stupid people. Thank you for saying that. There are a lot of

stupid people on the internet. I clearly said here and said that album is mid.

That was my critique. But this body shit now, we'll go home and search this

hashtag. Yeah, damn, man. I mean, for research purposes, maybe a challenge that you would

think. You just want to keep gauging what the album's doing. You have to understand

what, you know, the new social. Rattle the snake to that one. You can just

watch the video. Just relax. Just relax. You don't have to assault yourself all the

time. Fucking relax, man. Joby ready to assault himself. Look how you describe it. I

don't describe it that way. It's consensual with you? So listen, shut up, Roy. So

back to Grammy noms. Yeah. Or did we even start that? We did, right? Sort

of, but not really. All right, well, let's start Grammy noms. Okay. Let's see it

scream in. Album of the year. Whoa, why you got us here? You want

to start there? I don't want to start there. Album of the year. Give me

right to the sauce. Album of the year. I'm not here to play. Let's go,

Rory. Jhene, Black Pumas, Coldplay, and Jacob Collar. Wait, what? I'm just reading off Variety.com.

Shout out to Variety.com. Maybe. They didn't do this. The Grammys? No, they don't do

the Grammys, but they do post who gets nominated. No, but I'm saying... Anyway, Jene

and who? D Smoke? The Black Pumas. No, we're going to get to

that later. Coldplay and Jacob Collar. I believe I'm pronouncing that correctly. I

don't know who that is. Jacob Collier. And then going on, Haim. Haim,

I think. Dua Lipa. I don't understand why I can never pronounce artists'

names anymore. Post Malone. Hey, your guy. And Taylor Swift. I see what's

happening. I see what's great happening. What? The old Taylor. Taylor's re-recording all that music.

That Black Pumas album came out last year, by the way. It was nominated last

year. Yeah, but it was submitted this year. Yeah, but it didn't win. Oh, it's

a deluxe that came out last week, so they snuck it back in. Wait, you

can win off deluxes? Apparently. You gotta see the loopholes, bro. So why can't Outkast,

Equipment, and Ivy here? That's a good question. That would win this category. It would.

It wasn't a good enough album. Swift gave us something on folklore. I'm kidding, by

the way. I'm kidding. That's a joke. Um, okay, Scream Man, we can go to

the next category, you know. Please don't let me rely on Rory's reading ability. Thanks,

man. You want to do Song of the Year next? Sure. That's fine, since that's

where he has it. Black Parade, Beyonce, Roddy Ricch, The Box, Cardigan, Circles, Don't Start

Now, Everything I Wanted, I Can't Breathe, If the World Was Ending. The Box. The

Box should win that. Should win that. It was, I think, the most successful single

of the year. Mm-hmm. But they'll probably figure a way to give it to Taylor

Swift or somebody. Yeah, she's re-recording all of that, so... Joe, you want to hit

us with best new artist? No. D Smoke's there for you. I don't. I don't

care about any of this. But, fuck it, I guess we have to pod. Best

new artist. In Greed and Dress. Phoebe Bridgers. Phoebe. Hilarious name. Phoebe Bridgers. Chica. Or

Chica. I like Chica. See, it's tough. Noah Cyrus. D Smoke. Doja Cat. Kaytranada. Can

we get to the D Smoke stimulus package yet? Oh, and Megan Thee Stallion.

what are you trying to add some suspense to my reading on screen man i

want to see that prior to make sure with that one actually i have no

idea who should win any of this stuff we can see and i don't want

to just because i'm not familiar with everybody on on here so i don't know

well that's that's why meg should probably win yeah but you know they like to

do the eclectic winner sometimes the weird winner that oh now you're going to learn

from us This is what you should be listening to best R&B performance nominees

lightning and thunder generic Oh featuring John Legend black parade by Beyonce all I

need Jacob Collier Goat head Brittany Howard see me Emily King Okay, best traditional

R&B performance. What's what does that mean? I don't know traditional This means that

this is how it's traditionally done. Okay, so And this is The Baylor

Project. Thank you for explaining that better. Chloe and Holly. Mikael Kilgore, Let Me

Go. Letta Zai, Letta Z. Letta Z, anything for you. And Yeba. Shout out

to Yeba. Distance. I like Yeba a lot. I don't know anything about you.

Why do I do a music podcast? I don't know. Best R&B song. Robert

Glass for Her, Better Than I Imagine, Black Parade, Beyonce, Collide,

Oh, Stacey Barth is on there. Sam Brash. Can you just tell me who the

actual artist is? Not all the credits. Do it, Chloe and Haley, and then slow

down. Skip Marley and her. We don't care about this, man. Get to the good

stuff. I'm not sitting here to read all of this bullshit. Y'all can watch the

Grammys on your own. Best R&B album. Here we go. Meat and Potatoes. Happy to

be here. Aunt Clemens. Take time. Wait. Is it Jivion or Givion? It's Givion. Givion.

Take time. Givion. Luke James, To Feel Love, John Legend, Bigger Love, Gregory Porter, All

Rise. Again, I don't know who should win. I'm not familiar with all these songs.

The fact that Summer Walker over it is not in Best R&B Album is offensive.

Did they submit? Ask Moe. I don't know. He was in Toronto. Nah, they all

kept it at the border too long. They held the album? Yeah, they held the

album at the border. uh let's get to best rap album let's not

understand this performance whatever great they lucky that she's too busy being pregnant and in

love i feel like she would address that i still think even if it was

like i don't know everything's about summer says you know she creates music puts it

out and how would people receive what they receive i don't think she pays attention

to what the this performance being accolades and like that when you performed it so

it's just like how well they rapped on that song yeah okay that's what it

is that's what that was i wouldn't describe it as exceptional rapping but carry on

yeah uh yeah back back to the the real best rap album and we can

skip all the other categories uh d smoke black habits um freddie gibbs he said

d smoke black habits is that what he says rap album of the year uh

huh parks he signed to netflix Huh? Freddie Gibbs, Alchemist Alfredo, Jay Electronica,

and Jay-Z, A Written Testimony, Nas, King Disease, Royce the Five and Nine, The Allegory.

I love the last four. Okay, does this mean, does JLX nomination mean that I

have to walk back my hate? No. No. Alright, awesome. No. But that's family. He

listens, so we should say that. No. No, congratulations. I'm not here to hate. No,

no. I'm not here to hate. Big congrats to Royce and Freddie and Al. That's

amazing. Yeah, that's big. And Nas. And Nas, absolutely. I kind of hope they're setting,

just my personal shit, I hope they're setting this up for Nas to finally get

a Grammy. Yeah. Like, they've snubbed him too long. Give him a Grammy. I don't

even care what it's for. And the album was dope. That would be nice. More

importantly. I think Royce is my favorite out of that list. Or maybe Freddie Gibbs,

though. Those would be my favorites. Yeah, Alfredo Price is the most replay value. Give

me the snubs. Who do you think deserves to be here? And who would you

take away? I would take the best rap album? Yeah. I would take D Smoke.

Because Lil Baby should be here. Lil Baby. Roddy Ricch. Roddy Ricch should be here.

Yeah. I think Pop Smoke's album. Yeah. One of them. I think he has two

in this cycle. the the main one pop smoke should have got a look i

feel like i think that's one of those that'll get nominated next year i mean

they might not i don't know what to hold up the stars ain't from that

should be that should be nominated i feel yeah i would like to see pop

Nominated. I thought that album deserved it. I agree. Rest in peace, Pop Smoke. Absolutely.

Did you text Stephen Victor that? No, I did not text Stephen Victor that. You,

I'm sure, FaceTimed him. Did you text Webstar? No, they just hit him on the

chatty house. Did you text Webstar? Why would I text Webstar? Just to say what's

up? Say hi. Yeah, nigga. Oh, no, I didn't. Maybe I should check in on

him. I did. What's up, big bro? He had COVID. If Webstar is Rory's big

bro, don't do that, man. Don't do that to Rory. I ignore a lot of...

I am an only child, Joe. I do not have a big

bro. y'all have made big bro so offensive it is it's but it shouldn't be

right unless it's your real big brother then that is not true and we hate

our big brothers not everybody nobody's big bro and their actual big brother we're trying

to fight our big brother you're the only one that hates your big brother you

never try to fight none of your brothers no who did you fight at the

family reunion cousins same no you fought your closest cousin before Not my closest, no.

Who did you fight at the family reunion, Rory? I definitely fought my closest cousins

up until adults. Not my closest, but the other cousins that I'd be like, I

don't even remember how we got on this now. Big bros. And you only really

fight your cousins because your moms and your aunts don't get along. Rory has big

bros out there somewhere. I'm not going to spend money on a PI to locate

them. But there has to be a big bro out there somewhere. What's your definition

of big bro? i want to go i want to no see because stop because

have made it funny now and now men can't be vulnerable yeah yeah watch it

watch him no because it's funny when someone you don't know who's younger than you

says what's up big bro no it's more fun when you do know but that's

who is older than you but that's the joke unless it's one of the young

boys that'll kill you that's a joke but it happens Yeah. So, yeah, do I

have... So what's your OG? Do I have older gentlemen that I look up to?

See, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look. That's my problem with

you dudes. It's just semantics. Explain them to me. The OG is usually like... Someone

you learn from. Someone a little, usually more experienced, probably more traveled to give you

some advice to help you in your journey, right? Yeah, sure. Why is that not

a big bro as well? Because big bro isn't quite the OG status. Then tell

me what a big bro is. Now, if you have a real bigger brother, then

yeah. No, I don't care about your family. I'm trying to get hip hop involved.

I'm not calling some nigga that's just older than me my big bro. Well, if

he guided you. I'm asking what is the difference in what I just asked. Not

y'all personal take on big bro-ing somebody. I can only talk from personal. All right,

Moe. You don't have a big bro. You don't have any bros. I have big

brothers. I have real big brothers. They're my brothers. And they're big bro. Yeah, and

they're older than me. I'm the youngest. And they were Big's brother. Yeah. Can I

get a serious answer to my question, please, so I can be enlightened? I think

the OG is older than the big bro. Big bro, I don't

think there's much difference Steven Victor Lenny

s I could see that that's where

he's big bro Lenny. Yeah, I could

see Brenner being Better He's older than you, right? Well, yeah, much older

than me. Shaw Money is Rory's big bro. I would put Shaw in a big

bro category. What do you know? We found a big bro. See? There's nothing wrong

with that. Why wouldn't Shaw be OG? Yeah, I think Shaw would be more OG

than you. I'm done with y'all. I think it's about the same. Y'all are so

prideful. Thank you, Rory. Thank you, Rory. Come back. Fuck with me. I'm not trying

to insult you. I said Benner because Benner is a white man. We have found

the difference. The demand criteria is nuts. Shaw Money is a brother, but he's

older than you. He's not your real brother. He's an OG. Can we get

back to the Grammys, please? I suppose. So you didn't call Stephen Victor? No.

The fact that no... female artists were nominated for R&B album and he is a

little funny though. Who's Park's big bro? What's one of the famous Mixer niggas? Greg

Sackleroy? Yeah. The famous. Oh, yeah. Greg Sackleroy did this one. The famous Greg Sackleroy.

I don't think I called you Greg Sackleroy. Greg Sackleroy, if you didn't know anything

about him, his one project is a standalone legacy act. Standalone. Can't put any albums

next to that one. Next to Greg Sackleroy shit. Back to the Grammy noms. Y'all

were saying it is amazing that no women are nominated for the best R&B album.

Is that a fact? Yes, that's a fact. Let's look. Where's my phone? Let's call

Justice. Yeah, no. No women. Yeah, I can't believe Summer Walker. Brandy's album, I think

you could talk about that one in there. We were saying that Snow was not

in this... Cycle of time, right? Summer made the cycle of time? Yes. She

should definitely be. She had the best R&B album. She had the best R&B

album. Tiana, for sure, had a really good... Summer had the best R&B album.

I agree. Justice, this is Joe Budden and the gang from the J.B.P. My

boys, without doubt. We love you and we miss you. Let's start with that.

How are you? um man life was beautiful to this morning bro crazy

is everything okay yeah bro these grammy's okay good as long as that is what

we were talking about that is bad so you so you feel the heat from

some of that too huh this is so inaccurate bro like like i'm so livid

i get mad talking about it bro it doesn't make any sense but tell me

tell me why we still get angry let me let me hear it i know

you do because you speak from a different position Let me tell you why I

still get angry. Why I still get angry is because from an executive position, bro,

like, at the end of the day, yes, it's not for us. It's never been

for us. But, bro, it's still one of those things, like, I still want to

compete at the highest level. And at the end of the day, in order for

our music to still always cut through, we got to go and smack these niggas

up and show that our culture is really, like, the most important thing. And, like,

nigga, like, we need that recognition, bro. Like, it doesn't make sense. So they try

to send it doesn't make sense bro. I don't fuck with it And it's just

it's an emotional thing like it means a lot for some reason, you know, then

like I don't know why I And it means a lot maybe because of what

it would do for the business if Summer were nominated, even if she didn't win.

Not only that. Having that in front of your name, Grammy nominated or Grammy winning,

it hires your price. But it's really more disrespectful when she had the best R&B

album of the year. By far had the best R&B album of the year. Every

single category, my nigga, she dominated. She was up for every critics list. every fucking

billboard prediction, every block prediction, fuck all that. The music was better. She put up

the fucking numbers. She culturally impacted. Nigga, it doesn't make any sense. And like, to

even take the conversation away from you again, like, let's just be accurate. Like, The

Weeknd had the biggest fucking year of his life, nigga. Mm-hmm. Little baby little baby

has had the most impactful fucking rap career since fucking Drake his trajectory is Doesn't

make sense his trajectory is some shit. We haven't seen before this is not accurate,

bro It doesn't make sense, bro. It just doesn't damn and it's not so I

hear really awesome It's not so I hear your voice just that I'm that I

I I feel the way man because I'm disconnected from it It doesn't really affect

me the way but when I hear you and that passion and hunger and just

the outright knowing when something is wrong Yeah, man, I get it. Oh, bro. Like

I I mean I've talked I called me I made every single call this morning

like you know like when you go through down the fucking checklist of things that

you need for the Grammys, bro, bro What makes this shit worse is, like, fuck

the business and, like, and raising your price, bro. From an artist's perspective, bro, it's

hard enough to get someone to believe in, you know, like, trying to do things

that, you know, appease the industry. That in itself is a fucking challenge, right? And

when you finally get an artist to do the things that they need to do,

quote, unquote, for the Grammys... Bro, like, to get Summer to move, nigga, it costs

money. We have done certain shit just to appease these niggas for free, and then

you still get the fucking slap, bro. That's what I'm saying. Like, there's an agenda.

There's somebody in there that's really saying, yo, we are not going to give this

girl something for a reason. I don't know what that reason is. Granted, Summer be

on a lot of bullshit, but it doesn't matter. It doesn't take away from the

fucking music. Is it about the music or not? Yeah. Well, she definitely has the

best R&B album of the year. Well, listen, yeah, that... Not that it means anything

to you, but we think she should be nominated. No, not nominated. Win. Yeah, we

think she should win. Yeah. Damn, man. And it's fucked up because I really was

calling to tease you because now that Summer's pregnant, I don't think we get an

album. But this Grammy nom is off. This takes precedence. So I'm not going to

tease you today. No, we're still working, bro. Yeah, I know. I know that's what

you guys say when they get pregnant. She's still in the studio she's working

yeah, no she's a workhorse You know they do that I'll say work

on my line though of course just knows they do it I

Nah, nah, they all do that, but fuck, man, this shit, bro, this shit really

has gut in my spirit, bro. Like, I'm not even gonna hold you, bro, like,

not just her, bro, like, everybody else involved, you know, like, all the fucking contributors,

you know what I'm saying? Like, bro. But how is she feeling? Yeah, that was

my next question. How's she doing? We can't afford for her to feel the way.

No, I mean, you know someone's difference. She was just like bro like I can't

believe you actually even like care She's like bro. I don't suck dick and that's

they were never gonna give me anything So I don't know why you care so

much. That's that's her take the next album about to be super crazy now Yeah,

and in that third album when she leaves dude. Oh my god. I'll say that

look what you put in the I'm just saying if it happens alright, okay God

forbid God forbid have a child come no God forbid God forbid. Oh, yeah, I

don't know. I mean, how do y'all feel about about? Mean let's take the the

bias the bias that's of my fucking tone like like no no no summer summer

station the weekend conversation No, summer absolutely deserved to be nominated, but I think her

album was the best on the album to yet a little baby for sure Rap

album of the year they I like a lot of it I like you know

they showed a lot of love to underground hip-hop stuff, so I love it in

lyricists, but there you know there's a couple like How? Yeah. How is this

not here? It just shows the politics. You know how we feel about it. I'm

trying to hide the politics. Rory, I'll be with you, but this doesn't make sense.

Politically, bro, to not fucking give The Weeknd a fucking nod, politically doesn't make sense.

Oh, no, I'm saying there's some politics on why. Don't know what they are, but

there's no reason he shouldn't be up there So it's some it's clearly an issue

between the Grammy board and the weekend or his team or his camp or his

label or something Cuz that's a politic bro winning. I don't know I don't know

what that issue is, but there has to be one is he not nominated for

anything. No, I don't see I don't think And whatever that was was number one

for fucking six months. I No offense fucking fucking these

smoke money. They're like come on I love

I love these smoke. I love these smoke.

I think he's a fucking talented artist but

like Roddy Ricch had the fucking I Yeah. Summer rocking. I'm

with you. We agree. We agree on that. Yeah. We agree on that. Yeah. Well,

D Smoke had Netflix rocking. Take that, bitch. I mean, if they would have had

a best performance in a TV show, Deespo would be here. Listen, we are not

carrying on this Grammy conversation for this long. We know what time it is. We

see it every year. Kanye pissed on the Grammy. Y'all got mad at him. I

didn't. Listen, what do you want me to do? Drake eats cereal out the Grammy

or whatever the cool kids are doing. They're telling you what they think about the

Grammy. So every year, it's like the freshman cover for XXL. I'm not doing this

every time it comes out. Hey, what are they doing? We know what they're doing.

And if they're not doing that, then they're pandering to what they should be doing.

They don't tell me that they're actually going to do what the fuck they should

be doing. Sorry that they toy with our emotions this way, but there's even a

business in that. So I'm not investing in it. I feel for you that you're

investing in it, but I don't give a fuck about this. Hey, Joe, all I

got to say is that We got us we got to pick one award show

next year. I'm getting all my niggas We're going to the Soul Train Awards and

we gonna make this shit hot every single artist We're gonna fucking plan a weekend

out. We're gonna fucking do the fucking rock nation brunch at the Soul Train Awards

nigga We're doing our shit, bro. We got to make this shit hot like the

Source Awards again, bro. Cause Nah, I think that's a really good idea. Nah, I'm

calling Puff and Ho right now. Fuck that. You give me hype. Yeah, bro, cause

These niggas can't keep disrespecting us, bro. Even the year that whole, they had this

nigga sit up close and they told that nigga, nah. Like, come on, bro. 15

times? Nah, bro. Nah, bro. Nah, we not watching this shit. We not showing up.

I'm not buying no more tickets to that shit. Done. Well, all right. Congrats to

all my niggas that did get nominated, though. Yes. Shout out to the people that

did get nominated. Just we'll call you when we're not recording, bro. We love you.

Love y'all. Bye. Peace. That's how you know he feel the way he said bye.

Yeah, my guy. He said, yo, love y'all. Bye. Goodbye. He said bye-bye.

Bye-bye You going through it when you say bye-bye Absolutely. Oh man, I feel bad

now. Yeah Well, they got so they'll be just fine. But yeah, I feel bad

too I understand what he said it can affect you and if it don't affect

you it could affect your team like you feel like your team y'all work so

hard even if the artists don't care cuz you condition yourself and To not care

or expect the worst but your team might feel slighted like that's a lot of

fuck shit that goes on it Yeah, a lot of work and from look insane

from a business perspective Yeah, it's a lot of value to your brand when do

you have that next to it? This is P from quality control saying whoever's making

the decisions at the Grammys you all disconnected like a motherfucker You don't speak for

our culture. Congrats to all the nominees Hashtag my turn album of the year like

imagine how he feels busting his ass investing his money all this shit into little

baby and To have the best year ever and then this happened. Like, I get

it. Nikki chimes in, never forget the Grammys didn't give me my best new artist

award when I had seven songs simultaneously charting on Billboard and a bigger first week

than any female rapper in the last decade. Went on to inspire an entire generation.

They gave it to the white man Bon Iver. Hashtag Pink Friday. She is not

wrong at all. I remember that one too. I do remember the Jay-Z Grammy shit

that Justice spoke about. Like, we've seen this a bunch. Yeah. Why do we expect

these people to do things differently is beyond me. So with Kendrick early in his

career, this isn't anything new. And even the Biebs is upset. Wait, what did the

Biebs say? He said to the Grammys, I'm flattered to be acknowledged and appreciated for

my artistry. I'm very meticulous and intentional about my music. With that being said, I

set out to make an R&B album. Changes was and is an R&B album. It

is not being acknowledged as an R&B album, which is very strange to me. Not

strange to me, JB. Nor do I. Yeah. I grew up admiring R&B music and

wished to make a project that would embody that sound. For this not to be

put into that category feels weird, considering from the chords to the melodies to the

vocal style all the way down to the hip-hop drums that were chosen. It is

undeniably, unmistakably an R&B album. To be clear, I absolutely love pop music and it

just wasn't what I set out to make this time around. My gratitude for feeling

respected for my work remains and I'm honored to be nominated either way. That was

very well put. Nice work, Biebs. Yeah. Should be well put when you white. A

black dude could say that same polite message and it's going to be, oh, he's

salty. I don't know. He's salty as well, but just as well said. Yeah. He

had enough features on his album to be R&B. Had he been in the R&B

album of the year category, I would have been like, no. But that shouldn't pop.

Because of who he is or because of the sound of the album? Who he

is. Who he is, number one. And it was more of an R&B. I see

what he's saying from that album. If Taylor Swift puts out a rap album this

year, you're going to call it a rap album? Yeah, if she's rapping on it?

Yeah. Then why wouldn't it be a rap album? Because it's her. If the music

is hip-hop drums and melodies and samples and she's rapping, that's a rap album. I

wouldn't say she's a rapper, but it's a rap album. If Scooter Braun has the

rights to Taylor Swift, the MC. MC Swifty? That's good. Another big waiver wire mistake

I made this year. Now that my fantasy season is down the drain, all my

waiver wire mistakes are highlighted right in front of my eyes. That D. Swift, the

running back from Detroit. I saw him there. Didn't do it. Look at me now.

Look at me now. No artist development. Four and seven. Four and seven. That's the

same record as the Giants, right? What are the Giants? Three and eight? Three. That's

somewhere there. I don't know. Not good. Not good. Right on, Brian. I know. um

so yeah man did we say west side paris because i i thought that should

have been that should have been one of the griselda albums i think that one

specifically fam we are now 50 minutes in it's over okay it's over we don't

care i think all of law should be here too joe i just don't think

it made this nice submitted too late uh i didn't submit rory my bad that's

the only reason i didn't win i like how you boycott yeah yeah yeah so

now i'm just not showing up no more All right. Just quickly, quickly, because they

do do comedy albums and all that shit for Grammys, right? Yeah. I don't understand

how podcasts are not. It's a recorded thing. I think that's... Wait, they made up

a new category, Best Melodic Rapper. We breathed right over that one. Best Melodic Rapper?

Yeah, that should be in there. Rap is melodic. I'm not mad at that. No,

we spoke about this one. Oh, we didn't. On air, we didn't. But yeah, my

pick for this would probably be Rockstar. You're just going to pick Rockstar for everything,

huh? That's a big fucking record. Roddy twice. And you relate to all the rock

stars. DaBaby, St. John. Post Below. You. Right there. See where Maul at? Right there.

See where Maul at. You got reflectors on your sweats. You might be a rock

star now. He wants to jog at night. Maul is the hippest dressing single dude

I've ever seen, man. This nigga really does it for himself. I do it for

the people, too. Oh, not for the people, huh? My bad. Shut up, LeBron. Yeah.

Best melodic dresser. Hey, Rory. Relax, all right? Rockstar probably won that. And podcasts should

be in this because it is a recorded platform. Agreed. It's not a streamed radio

thing. This is recorded the same way anything else is. Listen, we got the BET

Awards. But I understand. Give it to the Breakfast Club. Let me save myself. Yeah.

NPR are one now for sure. Yeah. Y'all keep shitting on people that probably really

love y'all. I love NPR. Who am I shitting on? NPR. I love NPR. Yeah,

listen to NPR. Look at my face. I don't know. This is a person who

listens to NPR. I don't know if Snow's album. I think she missed the cycle.

She didn't submit? Yeah, she missed it. Didn't submit. All right, well, that's Grammy. It's

Grammys for you. What's next? So same old shit, basically. But there was

some good nominations. Oh, Saint is nominated for Roses. Yeah, like a Best International Remix

or something very specific. Yeah, I think he should win that one. That Roses remix

was huge. Alright, so... So Grammy night, damn right, you're going to get dressed up,

right, Moe? No, Rory, I will not. I will have on pajamas. Okay. Not getting

dressed up at home, no. It's not Grammy night, damn right? No, not at all.

Not even close. But what would you wear? Who's this broad? That's Dua Lipa. That's

Dua Lipa. Come on, everybody knows Dua Lipa. No Dua. I wasn't looking there.

Exactly. Exactly. Well played, big bro. Exactly. Listen, y'all pussy so my. The AMAs

look like they got their categories right somewhat. What is the AMAs? And what

is with more support of the whites? No, it's the AMAs, the whites. I've

never watched it. I don't know who the AMA is. some for Americans

it's the American Music Awards you guys and it aired a few nights ago no

I'm aware of that I just don't know who like the committee the committee it's

uh it's the Americans it's the same people that think there's fraud in the election

same committee they kind of the votes twice yeah it's for the Americans ahead Starting

I didn't see this though. Neither haven't watched a amazing. I'm just

announcing winners artists of the year Taylor Swift Okay, new artists of

the year Doja Cat collaboration of the year Dan and Shay with

Justin Bieber Favorite social artists BTS love behind the scene favorite music

video Taylor Swift favorite male artists favorite female artists Taylor Swift Taylor

Swift Favorite album? Harry Styles. Oh, you missed that favorite

duo or group. BTS won again. BTS. Favorite song? Taylor Swift.

Dupa Lupa. That was... That was a big controversy amongst the AMA crowd. That

was Dua Lipa. Wait, I can't see. Don't start now. I can't see. Where'd it

go? Oh, I'm sorry. Dua Lipa. The I next to the L makes it look

like. No, no. Before E except after C. Dua Lipa. Don't start now. Favorite male

artist. Kane Brown. that's country music oh favorite listen man it's american

it's american that's american check this out kane kane brown and um hey

you want to know what's going on at the amas you can google

it wop one favorite hip-hop song wait fetty wop is back on the

no no no cardi b and megan's wop favorite album roddy rich look

at that see oh yeah another rory ox moment here what you got

for us getting into my heritage man

This is a sick song. What is happening? This is a sick ass song. This

is a song you hear when you walk in that gas station on I-95. This

is when you're smoking like fake name brand cigarettes outside of the gas station in

rural America. I just typed in proud to be an American. Roy, can you turn

this off? Please. You gotta drink Mountain Dew when you listen to that. Don't ever

play a song again. Oh, Dick Clark created the American music. Oh, look at that.

All right. Rest in peace to proud to be American. Did you maximize that? I

didn't. I didn't. Did you maximize that? Alright, I'm done with AMAs. I don't care.

Google it. Oh, they just did it to clap back at CBS for getting the

Grammys. That's what AMAs did? That's why it was created, apparently, according to Wikipedia. Oh,

so that was beef. This was built on beef. Yeah. Oh, we might have to

start watching AMAs. That was the first versus? Yeah, the Grammys versus the AMAs. Yeah,

I'm cool. I'm cool on the AMAs. David Chappelle. Back again. He did

it. Yet again. Listen, every time I think I come in here and there's absolutely

nothing to talk about, the universe is just universes. That was just stuffing. There's raisins

in there? Yeah. You can't do that. She was there for you at a vulnerable

time. You should forever be grateful. You playing right now. No, she was. I was

a sick bunch of you. You shaping a narrative. We were going to talk about

the Dave Chappelle special, the 20-minute special he dropped on Instagram addressing his Netflix release,

the Netflix release of his show. But then behind the scenes, we got to talking

about a young lady telling me she was the reason I still have two feet.

the text and I had no idea what the fuck she was talking about so

I said yo the fuck are you talking about and then she reminded me she

was the person that she wasn't a podiatrist and she stopped fucking with me she

stopped fucking me when uh Beyonce's album dropped well I mean that's gonna happen it

was one of those like lemonade changed things for me I hate when albums drop

to get bitches strength. Yeah. I can identify so much. I gotta stop living like

this. Oh, he's using me too. Well, I don't know. Did you listen to the

outro? She got back with him. Nah, they never make it that far. She never

left dude. But yeah, she's talking about because she came over and allegedly took care

of me when my foot was broken. There's no alleged... And here come you now.

She came over and she helped. She helped. She was a helping hand in time

of need. That's all I'm saying. Is she the reason I have two feet? No,

that's a stretch. Thank you. I'm just saying she was a helping hand in time

of need. And I appreciate it. Yeah, absolutely. As you should. You did what any

friend should do. Absolutely. Stand up guy you are, Joe. See, but I can't play

with you like that, right? Who was there for me in the time of need?

I never broke my foot. The birder. That was the only time you were in

need? Yeah. As if you break your foot? No, I used to have some wild

chicks come over for your needs. Would you like me to share? No. Because I

can't. I can't. Sometimes they were friends. It was a while. It was a while.

I was like, oh, you didn't bring her with you this time, huh? Oh, you're

alone this trip. Yeah, no. Yeah, no. All right. Come on. Let's get to it.

Dave Chappelle. Dave is not telling jokes anymore at this point. He's just going through

a rough time. I love it. It's not a rough time. I think it's a

prosperous time. Well, not rough in the sense of he's hurting. Yeah. Rough in the

sense of his art is being. Oh, sure. You know. Do y'all know chicks are

sharing on dick pics? Yeah. I said that last week. Marking me. For real? Yeah.

You got to send it to the right person and then the other one that

you really want to see it, see it. So y'all knew that. Yeah, you gotta

know who's in a group chat. I thought it was still like some sacredness between

us. Oh, Jost and girls just dick pic and say, for your eyes only. You

definitely the for your eyes only nigga. You want to mark your shit? Can you

share this little secret with me? You want to mark your shit? Yeah, you want

to mark your shit. With the Shade Room logo, not his. Yeah, what is wrong

with y'all, man? For your eyes on me. You can't be that naive. Between me

and you. Joe, you put the cover your eye emoji before you send the dick

pic? I can't believe I just sent this. Yeah, y'all are funny today. No, it

just dawned on me that that was happening. I had no idea. Because that's what

chicks are doing on the chatty house. They just posting niggas shit on apps. Oh,

shit. Oh, I didn't see that. Oh, no, that's going too far, ladies. Come on

now. That's where you draw the line? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Don't just start sending the

nigga to the app. To the chat house. Don't put my dick on the chatty

house. Yeah, don't do that. Please don't do that. Especially after some of these other

dicks y'all put up there. Please. The wall. Wait wait. You bitches is nasty.

I don't know what just happened. You felt a little

intimidated? I tried to get us away from it. I'm

trying to throw it to Dave. No listen man. Joe

enlarged the avian and was like "Whoa!" I cannot compete.

Can't compete with that guy. I understand why you be talking

this way on the clubhouse. You're gonna double back to me and tell

me, Joe, send it. No! I just saw your ad. Not now. It's

like following up kids. Where did you meet that man? I'm a good

listener, though. Holy shit. What is wrong with y'all, man? That's funny. I

walked into the room the other day. Bitches start calling some nigga Curve

Gotti. Okay. I'm leaving. This is nasty and y'all are disgusting

when I finally figured out what was happening. In her defense,

that's pretty funny. That's hilarious. Curve Gotti. That is disgusting.

That's hilarious. All right. David Chappelle. David. Oh, man. Dave Chappelle does it

again. Yesterday afternoon, right before we came to this podcast, when there was

nothing to talk about, Dave dropped some shit and the Grammy noms happened.

Both of those things occurred, and I was like, yes! So Dave did

a 20-minute special that he dropped on his Instagram page where he addressed

Netflix releasing the Dave Chappelle show. And

it was awesome. I don't have a long diatribe for you guys to say, hey,

I agree. Y'all know I agree. Look at Dave with the Greg Lauren on. Come

on. He was getting the Greg. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on, man.

Joe Sauce is everywhere out there. Or it's Greg Lauren Sauce. That's Joe Sauce. But

it was good. It was really good. Dave's a genius. Yada, yada, yada. All the

shit I come in here and say all the time. But man, was this great.

And I do enjoy what the transition comedians are doing from telling jokes to telling

stories. Like the good storytellers, I'm really feeling this. This was awesome. Yeah, no, you

guys watched it. I did. I did. And for those that haven't watched it, Dave

kind of went through his journey from a young comedian up until the Chappelle show

and discussed his deal with Comedy Central and how he kind of signed his life

away. And then they went to Netflix, which is his partner now, which he's gotten

a fair amount of money with. And they started streaming it along with HBO Max.

And he said, fuck out of here. Y'all are stealing from me. I don't care

that I signed that contract. That's my intellectual property. You are not about to profit

off of it without me. And Netflix, he said, was a great partner and said,

we didn't know you felt that way. We will take it down right now. Well,

no, even better than that. He said, this makes me feel like shit. Yeah. He

didn't, you know, accost them. He said, this makes me feel like shit. And we

do business together. A few weeks ago, I came in here and said, that's odd.

Yeah. I said, that's weird. It's strange that he would allow that to happen, especially

after that Saturday Night Live when he made the joke. Hey, I'm not getting paid

for any of this stuff. Yeah. I was like, oh, okay. I don't think he'll

stand for that. He's too profitable. He's too important to Netflix. Yeah. He spoke about

being on the right and wrong side of deals and just... Didn't matter that I

signed it out of desperation and it was fucked up and I didn't understand the

language at the time being a 29 year old father of an expecting child. I

signed it because I needed to. But today, should you be able to make money

off of my off of my creation in perpetuity and me not participate legally? Yes,

there's nothing wrong morally, morally. Nah. Doesn't feel the greatest. He said he called his

agent, tried to see if there was anything that he could do. His agent said

no. So he's coming to the fans. Coming to the fans to say if we

love him, if we care about him, if he's ever made us laugh, if he's

ever brought us even a morsel of joy, that we should not watch the Dave

Chappelle show on the DSPs that stream it. Until they share in... Until they pay

him. Until they pay him. Now, legally, do they have to pay them?

But it seems like you should want to make this right. Yeah.

Well, yeah, it shows the difference between a short-sighted, quick money grab

and a long-term relationship with a genius creator. You know, Netflix has

done what? Maybe four Chappelle specials now? Three? Yeah. Something like

that. It's been a bunch. A handful. They've had a run together and have only

said that they're going to continue. I'd like to keep that person happy and make

them feel like they have a morally sound partner. So yeah, I'm not going to

take the quick, short-sighted, let me throw the Chappelle show up on Netflix and stream

it. No, I'd rather make the person that I want to continue on with a

business relationship with happy. Yeah. This is crazy. So, yeah, let me take this down

right away because that's a quick short-sighted buck. We're trying to do business together for

a long time. I feel more like a genius when I watch the geniuses and

I understand them. And that's the feeling I get every time I see Dave Chappelle.

It's a very narcissistic genius thing. but i feel you no i mean it's a

fact even excluding the genius thing you know i related to a lot of this

like talking at the beginning about selling off a joke for 50 bucks And then

talking about how he went on his first tour and came back with $60, but

his rent was paid. Like, I've been there. Yeah, I mean, he did the same

way a joke premise is set up without a joke. Like, he set up the

premise and metaphor, if you will, for everything that he's went through in his life

from being 14 as a stand-up comedian to signing a huge deal with Comedy Central

for one of the greatest shows of all time. And how those two things are

connected and exactly alike. I don't want y'all to step on my amazing point that

I'm making, Because yes, you can understand what he's talking about when he's talking

about it because that's the greatness of Dave Chappelle for sure I'm talking about Understanding

why it's done Understanding why certain things are done and unless you get to the

point where a network or anybody out there is coming to offer you that type

of money 50 million dollars and it makes sense for you to walk away from

it. Mm-hmm That's what I'm talking about the action. Yeah, I And I don't

care how much all these clout chasing niggas out here talk. That ain't happening. That's

not common practice. Yeah, people are not walking away from that chat. All around the

board. Like when he got into talking about the interests of the shareholders at different

places, boy, did I feel him. And I don't have to tell you all I

felt him because I did all my Spotify ranting. You've seen this documented. Go look

it up. It's on YouTube. It's on Google. Google it. And he started talking about

Why he wouldn't go from maybe one place to another because it shouldn't matter if

the plantation is treating you nicer over there like boy did I just relate and

identify to so much of the shit that that he's saying and it sucks when

the geniuses that we look up to all have this story and And it's being

circulated now. Like, look how great you got to be to even have this story.

Dave Chappelle, Viola Davis, Shonda Rhimes. The list goes on and on. Steve Harvey, Nick

Cannon. I did this all the time. I didn't even go down the list. Monique

was one of the first ones. There's too many greats. There's too many greats. It's

unfortunate, though, because you look at a guy like Dave Chappelle and all he's accomplished,

and he's still having this type of fight. Or the fight is never ending. That's

what I'm saying. So if you're a young creator comic and you're coming up now,

you're looking at a guy like Dave Chappelle who's obviously your idol if that's what

you do. And it has to send a certain message like, damn, I'm in for

a fight. Do you know how many deals we've, all of us here, well, you

probably don't, but I'll tell you. Do you know how many deals all of us

here as a collective have almost had? Probably not because I don't come here and

share it. Because like, yeah, but there's been a lot of them

and there's been a lot of them that made sense. And there's been

a lot of them that paid pretty well. And there's been some of

those marriages that had we took them, boy, would we have shook the

building? There were some of these places where the entire universe there was

excited about our arrival. And it only takes one investor, one shareholder to

not get it. To see things differently. To not sign off on the approval.

To not get why this shit should cost this much. And guess what? It's not

my job to come explain it to anybody. I'm not here to convince people the

same way Dave spoke about HBO streaming and shit and him Pardon me about

HBO streaming his shit and had the claws in there and oh no, no him

pitching the show him pitching the Chappelle show to HBO before Comedy Central and I'm

turning it down saying what do we need you for and then streaming the show?

It's like you always got to go prove proof of concept for the people to

figure out that they need you a little bit and then not want you to

participate boy. Is it nasty? It is nasty. So sometimes you just got to say

no to some shit because that's what feels correct. But I mean, that's why that's

what leads you to sleep at night. My bad. That's why I like the Chappelle

story. Because I mean, if you were... Around in oh four oh five or whenever

that third season was starting Chappelle show was the greatest most craziest show on earth

like it had every type of buzz you could think when it came to a

TV show and He had 50 million dollar offer and he left said no then

they try to tarnish his name Say he was smoking crack and went to Africa

all like just complete fucking lies the stuff that they do. Yeah, it's a smear

campaign and And usually how that story ends is it would be over for Dave

Chappelle. And everyone would judge him and say, yo, you couldn't handle the pressure. You

left when he was the hottest. Like, wow, what a disappointing story. That just proves

that talent will always... be greater than whatever Viacom or whatever company that exists. If

it's combined with perseverance, because a lot of people will take this and hide away.

Oh, for sure. And Chappelle did and got his mind right and realized exactly what

he wanted to do. And now, from my understanding of reports, I don't know what

his pockets actually are, is doing insanely well money-wise and living the life that he

wanted to live. He seems happier than ever. Yeah, but you never make a move

based on the money. And a guy like Dave Chappelle, going back to... Oh, stop

it. They all are doing it. They all are making moves based off the money,

Mark. I'm just saying the ones that are in a position where Dave Chappelle is,

the top of the top, they don't do that anymore because it's not about that.

Well, I'm sure because you are right. You shouldn't make moves based off money, desperation,

whatever it is. But I can understand... in season two, season three for him and

getting $50 million, not just for you, fuck thinking about you, your family, your friends,

everyone that's involved, everyone that is employed by the show, like, yeah, that's some pressure

where maybe I'm not going to move for the money, but I might have to

for everyone around me. Like, my parents will be fine forever. My kids should be

good. Like, it's an easy decision I think a lot of people would make because

So many of the people they care for would be taken care of at that

point and that's a pressure that I don't take away from people when they have

to make these decisions. Yeah, but when I respect that he didn't but I can

totally see how someone could. No, absolutely. And some people do but when you create

an art And you're an artist. And, you know, even when you say that, it

sounds like you understate his genius. I could totally see how some people could know

that's common. I'm not saying it's normal. I'm not saying it's not. I'm just saying

when you're an artist like Dave is and someone puts a tag on your art

and you know, in your mind and your heart that this is worth way more

than that. you it's easy for you to walk away from it because you understand

it now people on the outside who work a nine to five and they're like

i would have took it i would yeah that's why you are who you are

and he is who he is he understands the value of his art he understands

if you look at early dave chappelle series now he was doing years ago was

relevant today yeah you know what i'm saying so it's like he's an artist that

understands that sure 50 million is a lot of money Not what I'm worth, though.

Not what I'm worth. Yeah, I agree. You know what I'm saying? Not what I'm

worth. I just think that's a more difficult decision than I think people... And there's

probably other stipulations in the contract. Maybe this is what I'm worth, but I don't

want to do it with you. Right. That, too. That's another thing. You know what

I mean? Yeah, that, too. Because I guess my point more is the Monday morning

quarterback shit. Now... 17 years later after the Chappelle show, I see everyone like, yeah,

Dave, he didn't take that. That's what I would have done, this and that. Now,

y'all are making this sound a lot easier than you think it is because you've

never been offered $50 million. I know we've seen 17 years later how he's prospered

through that entire thing, but that's not an easy decision as a 30-year-old With a

kid with a family with a staff with a fam like a parents like yeah

Yeah, that's a tough decision to make I know everyone thinks that they now because

independence is champion so much and I love that But it also adds on that

fact that everyone's like yeah not turned down the hundred mil cuz I know no

you don't you've never Been offered that yeah, that's another thing too. Some people say

yeah, I would have took that but you would have took less and I think

99% of the people would have taken the Spotify deal they offered us. I know.

I'm waiting for people to say that Dave Chappelle is a bad businessman and negotiator.

Who's going to? Nobody's going to say that. Somebody should. No, because they've seen the

results. That's why I'm saying this Monday morning quarterback shit. The same people that said

after the whole Spotify shit we went through and had choice words for it. In

2004, they would have said the same shit about Chappelle. Well, Dave Chappelle is saying

the same thing. When he got to that part, About hey you guys you guys

go downstairs to accounting You look at what you earned and then you look at

what you paid me Boy, did I feel that in my soul? I felt that

spiritually because I'm I never asked for the numbers anywhere I don't need to ask

y'all for the numbers cuz I'm an impact guy. I'm a culture guy No, I

feel it when it's happening. I don't have to go y'all go look at the

numbers You'll never show them to me. You'll never show them to us. I You

go look at them and do your own due diligence and do the right thing.

You think they ever come back and do the right thing? I sit on the

phone for hours with these guys, executives, high-level executives, and they say, well, hey, if

it's not the money that dictates how you move, then what is it? And I

tell them straight up every time, hey, I'm on the side of what's right and

wrong. I just need to know who's evil. I'm not telling you what to do.

I just need to know who's evil. Well, what do you mean? What do you

mean evil? Who's the evil people? Oh, no, no, no, no, white people. Don't trick

me that way. Because I'm not talking about white people. I'm talking about evil people.

Because if I make you $100 million and you won't give me $3 million, we

off. We way off. And then the bigger lesson here, the bigger lesson with Dave,

or the hidden lesson here, Because I think last week I came in here and

said, man, if y'all just stop, if y'all just sit and try to be creative

and stop trying to buy your way to a fucking dime every time, you might

think of something. So here comes Dave to say to his partner, big, big, big

corporation with all the money. Hey, when you're doing this and it makes me feel

uneasy and uncomfortable, I don't feel good about it. Dave, the creator. The company, recognizing

how important that is, says, we got you. Don't worry about it. Take it down.

No matter how profitable it is, they take it down. You know what that means

to me? All that shit he was leading up to an end, it sounds like

he's saying, hey, either this is going to happen or I'm just going to come

with a new show. I'm going to recreate my show and I'm going to bring

it. Stop playing with me. It's mine. I'm the creator. Now, wait, wait, Maul. What

happens when Dave Chappelle today... and all his newfound notoriety and fame and stardom and

geniusness, recreates his show with this turmoil and brings it to his business partner who

understood the value and making sure that the creator feels good. We will support it.

That's the part that these companies keep missing. Hey, right here, bring it in. That's

the part. I'm not going to tell you all to value that because if you

don't know how to value it, it ain't my job to teach you. And I

don't need to be well-versed in tech anymore. to get that. I don't need to

be well versed like this is a moral clause thing. Anywhere I am, I want

to know how y'all feel about black people, how y'all treat black people, and if

you're for the betterment of black people. Shout out to all my black people out

there. Simple. And I'm having that conversation all around the fucking board.

It's a shame. It's sickening how many white people I have to have this conversation

with. It's sickening how many of my black geniuses I got to see say they

have the exact same struggle and dilemma. What was my other point about a home,

a home, a home, a home, a home? Damn, I had a point about a

home. I wonder if it, oh, what happens when that show drops on Netflix? Tell

me. It goes insane. Oh yeah, we support it. The internet breaks like a JT

picture dropped. Absolutely. Absolutely. And that's the thing. People don't understand. Dave, he's one of

those people that people genuinely love and support. They will follow him. They will support

him. We trust him. It's like back in the day, some movies used to come

out And talking about it, you know, the next one, the blockbusters come out. The

next question is, well, who's in it? And depending on who was in it, sometimes

you could say, oh, he don't take a bad role. Yeah. He's great with the

scripts. Yeah, the writing might be the act This one is gonna all-star cat sometimes

depending on the name said you knew the business that was attached That's where Dave

is for me right now when you see him. It's a moment When you see

him, it's important. He didn't have to say a word. I think it's chain-smoking this

shit. I loved it But when you see him he has something to say I

love it, man I DM'd him on Instagram. Did you respond? No, I just

did it two hours ago. Geniuses keep geniusing. Boy, was he inspiring to me. And

watching my fellow brethren get fucked and going to the fans. It's awesome, man. I

don't know if this is comedy. I don't know if it's comedy. What a storyteller

this guy is. It's art. He might be the most important artist that we have

right now. He's top of the list, for sure. I can't think of someone who

I... Every time will click no matter what and have not been disappointed for this

long. Yeah. No, it's just consistency. No matter what he's doing. Because even with the

George Floyd thing he did, was that on YouTube or on IG? I think it

was YouTube. Yeah, of where it wasn't. This isn't a comedy bit. I'm just a

really intelligent person with an amazing point of view that needs to be heard right

now. Like the things I would do as a company just to be in

his good graces. Right. See, but that's a luxury that he's afforded. He's worked himself

there. Like. And took the risk to be there. Yeah. Everyone is not afforded this

type of privilege. And even though he's in this position of getting fucked, there's still

a little bit of privileged. Well. Privilege attached. There's also the leverage that a company

will know you'll leave. We know Dave turning down that 50 million from Comedy

Central. We know Dave will leave. So you need to keep me happy. There's plenty

of people that have been in business forever and how they want to do business

is their business. But companies do know they're not going to leave. We'll give them

an extra mil and they'll be fine. Fucking creators, do it. They never leave. Dave

has that leverage of that. It's not even a mystique. It's a fact. Dave will

leave here if he's not happy. You better keep him happy if you want to

be in business with him. And that comes from taking a risk. I think bigger

than that, not only will he leave, I think he's proven that I'll leave and

I will be even better and bigger than I was when I left here. Just

fucking fine. So, you know, yeah, companies definitely should keep Dave happy. It's not about

money. It's about partnerships. It all sounds familiar. Yeah. Damn it. It's a reoccurring story.

Yeah. It all sounds familiar is how it sounds to me. I just told Ian

a few days ago. I said, Ian, I said, as crazy as this is going

to sound, boy, am I happy that I've walked away from all of these millions

and millions of dollars. Not because it wouldn't be nice to have them, but just

because it's important to let the evil people know or the other people know, you

will. Yeah. Yeah. You got to feel good about what you're doing. It's like when

they keep telling Ben Simmons to take the jump shot. Shoot it. just shoot it

it don't matter if you miss it airball 70 air balls in a row we

just need to know you'll do it they don't see that enough yeah i'm i'm

proud of that i am you got to let somebody know that they can't punch

you in the face when the whole the whole history in business which you talked

about a little bit too is just punching you in the face doing whatever the

they want acting like you had their beck and mercy no no no no no

no This is the discount that I'm showing you. It's not for you to chop

it in half. Because that's what's normal after I say something, you say something, you

chop it in half, you bring it back to me, now I bring it up

halfway into that, and now you bring it down with a new clause over there,

with a new property that doesn't exist yet. Nigga, what? No! Yo, it's so normal

in that world that half, yo, and there's a such thing as negotiation fatigue. Now

I'm on a rant. What? Absolutely. Now I'm on a rant. Now you have driven

me so crazy for the last six months of nonsense that now I'm looking at

Ian saying, man, just get something done. That's it. I'm just tired. Yeah. I'm just

tired of going back and forth with people. I always have to embrace myself before

a day of negotiation. Like, I need to clear my schedule. I need to chill

out, get a pack of cigs, whatever. Do whatever I got to do. Go work

out. Get in the zone. Because I know it's going to be exhausting. It might

be an hour conversation. The habits and the verbiage be so nuts. Midway through the

process, you'll scratch your head like, am I off? Yeah. One of the biggest negotiation

tactics is to do the months of just bullshit and then you finally feel like

you're getting to a place and say there's a deadline, the week of or a

few days before, they will completely change everything knowing that you're exhausted. It's like, yo,

let's just get this shit done. That's a standard 101 negotiation shit. Let's change everything

24 hours before this deadline because I know they'll take it because they're exhausted and

just want to get it done. That's a standard negotiation tactic. You'll talk to your

people. And then you'll see things and then you see things through the process.

They'll smack the shit out of you again because they say and do things

that basically say to you, you have nothing. You have nothing and you come

from nothing. Why wouldn't you take this? Because some of us

are not just cool with getting in the ass with no lube some of us

are not just moving that way you don't have enough fiber they didn't even use

lube on you what guy they had it they didn't even get you wet they

have a glove i feel like we already got two clonics in a week before

and now i don't remember where i was but it doesn't matter it doesn't matter

because y'all don't need a long rant from us we we stand on this and

this and this type of movement i think it's important for us this type of

move ain't for everybody either some of you take what they offer Some of you

niggas can't just be throwing the office upside down. All right, that's what you're worth.

Take that. More is not wrong. Yeah. Some of you are worth what they put

on the table. Yeah. Some of y'all shouldn't fuck yourselves over. Take that deal. I

think that's important. Y'all are smoking mirrors. Y'all not really talented. But that's neither here

nor there. Watch this Chappelle thing on his Instagram. It's 20 minutes. We even left

out some of the great parts. I don't want to completely ruin it because I

think that standard practice thing with hiring his lawyers and everyone being on the same

team is a whole other conversation that we could really get into right now. A

lot of y'all that used to yell at Meg the stallion why didn't you just

get a lawyer uh should watch this and us because everybody is yeah that's who

everybody is on the same team that standard practice is even good for your lawyer

that has your best interest because they keep working yeah and then to see what

Dave became man man well not what he became because he's always been this like

he said he started out great like definitely being great at 15 or however old

he was man dave is just such an inspiration to me dave dave call me

man like what the enough is enough oh where's my phone all right maybe i

am number one on industry list do you have his number No, but I only

feel like, look at Erickson thinking we're about to get a juicy moment. A juicy

moment. Don't ever tell Erickson we're about to get a juicy moment. Erickson set up

the red camera just now. They're calling Dave, set up the red. No, I don't

have Dave Chappelle's number. Don't think that I'm that awesome. I'm not. But we're only

ever a few steps away from anyone. Just call Dono. That's exactly what I'm doing.

My good guy, Ashley Larry. Nah, shout out to Dono. Oh, man, where the fuck

is Ashley Larry's number? I guess you could call Scythe. Oh, fuck. Let's see. Bong,

bong, bong, bong. Oh, I don't have that either. well not as an industry as

we thought don't worry about it uh still last on the list i'm like no

you're not i was gonna call ashy larry man but dave answer my dm call

me text me i'm waiting up and i don't even know what i need to

say i just that's on my bucket list i have to talk today i was

gonna say have you ever met him ever had a conversation i don't think so

yeah you guys should should sit down for sure i don't think so when There's

been a few times where people invited me to where he was

and I couldn't be there or... Like he was inviting everybody to the ranch out

there, making them take the COVID test. I didn't really look forward to that. I

mean, I know, I know, I know it's this protocol. It's the proper thing to

do, but it doesn't make you, it doesn't make you rush to someone's home. Number

one, two, I don't think I was invited anyway. Well, that's always the Dave invite

me to that Ohio ranch. That's what I got. We should pot out there. I

said me, see, we're trying to get snuck in again. I'm not sneaking you into

a ranch. It's a strong play, Roy. I like it. I just like Ohio, Joe.

Love the beautiful state of Ohio. Who likes Ohio? It's a swing state. It's important.

My last catfish that got me was in Ohio. What part? Yeah, catfish. Yeah, I

met a little hottie. Oh, I thought you meant like... I met a little hottie

on the internet. Said she lived in Cleveland. Thought I'd never be there until I

was strolling by on tour one time. And I said, hey, come outside. What? Don't

worry about it. Don't worry about it. I'm just head to LA. That's where I

was going anyway. No, we're headed to Akron. That's a sick tour route. Cleveland to

LA. That was a good tour run. The old Cleveland run. Did you meet the

catfish? I didn't. Well, maybe I did actually. No. Then she deleted her page.

She got caught. I wasn't even mad at her. I kept following the fake page.

You look good, bitch. I don't have to meet you. Wherever you're pulling these photos

from. Whoever this is is nice. Yeah, get your shit off. I still enjoy seeing

this person. Whoever this is looks great. I hope she keeps up with the content.

You have good taste. Oh, man. Take Dave off, man, before I get riled up

again. I don't want to get riled up. That was awesome. But you do feel

that you're not number one on the list. Our industry list? Yeah. Yeah, we had

this talk already, Rory. yeah i know we've had a lot i i'm not i

am not number one on the industry list by my gauge because i go off

of our souls i think in your little white soul you really want to be

in the industry do you really i think in parks little white soul well parks

tall white soul well parks i got to figure out where he is on this

i'm last maul has industry in his core he started rockefeller he's before me He

is you and Rory are before me just eggs Dave I just kind of want

to be home and chill you just and I don't know marks might be after

me cuz he kind of just want to be home and chill too but you

want to be home and mix records so you should be before me I want

to be home doing nothing. No, you want to be a Dave's house. I want

to go to Dave's house. Yeah, I don't is that a point to get me

on? Yes, that's a three-pointer actually and if we had the real conversation we had

off my greatest comedian living Yeah, but you don't say probably call me Come to

your home What the fuck is wrong with you? Will your children sleep? What the

fuck is wrong with this nigga, man? Just told this nigga to call you on

a podcast. Sick. We have a lot of reach. No, that's true. So how should

I know but that's why you use and you just last week Yo the demon

time and I would all that good words have power like what you say the

words universe make it come back now You clowning me for you utilizing that I'm

just saying I'm mature no mature counter speaking to your counter I'm just speaking to

the industry conversation of who's more industry. I I am utilizing my words to will

things to fruition, Maul. You want a date with a man? No, I want to

go there and see something. No, not even a date. You want to go right

to the crib. I want to go there and see something. I want to go

snoop around the ranch. Maybe I'll do like I did at Puff's and go to

sleep in the bathroom outside for two hours, lock myself in there and have a

blast. Dave's probably got good wine, too. Oh, man. Good weed. That Puff shit over

there, man. Look, look at y'all trying to make me number one again. I'm out

of here. All right, what else do we have to get to? What else is

super important out here? Rest in peace, David Dinkins, man. Rest in peace, David Dinkins.

Mayor Dinkins. First African-American mayor of New York. Did it say how Dave passed? We're

showing our age, man. I'm not sure. He was 93. Yeah, I don't think it

said officially, but... Yeah, rest in peace. Rest in peace to Billy Evans

as well. Yes. Yes. Rest in peace. They're not telling us cause of death

there as well. And 21 Savage's brother was murdered. And I just I hope

we can all make it out of the year safe, like through the next

month, one month left. This has been a really morbid year, man. Prayers, thoughts,

love and condolences to 21 Savage, his family, friends, loved ones.

That's just sad. Yeah. That is sad. A lot of death. A

lot of death. Prayers to the family, for sure. So I saw

a video of Jim Jones and French Montana being friendly. They were

in the same space, using the same slang. French Jones, all right.

The Coke Boys. Mm-hmm. Five? Yeah. CB5 is the name of it?

Mm-hmm. I liked it. And I'll be honest with y'all. This... reconciliation

of Jim and French warms my heart like I paused and I stared at that

video for a long time as somebody that was present in New York when that

beef was going on no need for me to talk about how active it was

but please believe it was active like see you on the street driving by active

that's that's as much as I'll say so to see this unit unification From New

York acts that was once at odds the way that they were at odds, man.

I'm so super happy for these brothers. Yeah, I like it. And it felt good

to see. Also the same with Fab and Jim, now that I think about it.

Yeah, just I think this one was a little more publicized with how crazy it

was. Well, that wasn't rap shit, Jim and French. The Fab shit, though, I'm saying,

like, Jim and Fab is on double dates together now. Getting older. They in Miami

together. But that's the shit that... Pardon me. That's the shit that should be highlighted

in our culture when these dudes just age and mature and evolve in front of

our very eyes. I remember calling Fab in a story that I shouldn't share many,

many, many, many years ago. And I had this great idea of doing a song

with him and Jim because I was such a big Jim fan and a Fab

fan. It was New York. They were the two. And Fab was like... Me and

Jim. And he didn't say nothing, but all he said was me and Jim kind

of, you know. It's a little tension. That was it. Yeah. That was all he

said. So to see this type of brotherly love and frolicking in Miami with our

wives, our longtime girlfriends, we buy the pool. No, I think they're in Aruba. Yeah,

they were in Aruba. Wherever they are, it's awesome. I'm sorry. I was just at

that same Flamingo farm they was at. Talk your shit roar. Come on, man. Yeah,

I didn't I didn't thank God Rory is here to point it out for me

I saw how lean was down there. Everyone's in a room before something not for

some reason. I'm sure they're shooting something They're there for the flamingos those fabs a

birthday birthday that he didn't invite us to come on FAB. Oh, don't do that

Come on, don't do that the sport sports ways. Yeah, don't do that shit next

year. Oh, it was only nine people. Oh Arubo was great with the cover

too. I see what he did. But it got me to thinking, what other beefs

do we need to see squashed? Not beef like the real street rappers shooting at

one another, but like what other blemishes that we came up on do we need

to see squashed? Like Wayne and Birdman kind of are resolved. We've seen a lot

of reconciliation. 50 a game are kind of resolved. I don't know. Have they spoken?

Yeah, they was at the club together. They're kind of resolved. They're as resolved as

you can be. Yeah, if they're not, they're one or two people away from being

resolved. No, they're good. They go out together. But I just think they're both extremely

petty, so they won't advertise it the same way other people will. I think maybe

all we have left would be Hov and Dame. I don't know that we'll ever

see that. I'll never say never. Maybe Drake and Yee? which i think but i

think i think that'll come other than that we've run out of hip-hop beefs that

need to be squashed that's kind of good that are not actual real yeah real

beefs i'm not talking about that i'm a podcast host i know i'm not trying

to get involved in the street stuff i agree yeah i'd have to think but

there are many of just like pointless rap tiffs that don't because a lot of

this happened when these guys were young man it's like everybody older now kids engaged

or married You ain't beefing no more. What are we doing? This happened when we

was 24 years old. We're not doing that anymore. But it is good to see

though. No, it's great to see. Like Jim and French, you know, if you're from

New York, you understand exactly how, you know, far back this tension goes and things

that were happening around it. So for this, this is... No, this wasn't tension. A

little past tension. This is way past tension. But it's good to see though. It's

real good to see. Yeah, congratulations to these men, man. Honestly, I feel good about

that. Congratulations to Elon Musk as well. He is officially the second wealthiest man ever,

right? Or in the country, if not ever. Is that true? I was going to

say. In the world? In the country. I don't know. No disrespect. I don't read

that. In the country? Come on, man. Is he number two? Jeff Bezos being one?

Yes. He's number two, okay. Elon Musk is now tied with Bill Gates as the

world's second richest man. Well, there's that. All right. Congratulations. When's the subway

hitting LA? He's going to get us all to Mars. And I'm going to

spark a cig. See what's going on blow up the whole planet um

what else is important that we need to get to the

undoing the undoing yes Everyone caught up. Yeah one episode left.

Well. I don't know if the people listening are but I Don't

care sorry. I don't I don't care about you guys spoiler We're here to talk

about it y'all watch that shit in your own time or fast-forward through this part

right here But the undoing is on just doing they're doing undoing things. Yeah, it's

undoing right before very honest The show was so good. I did go look up

the word undoing like I was trying to get a clue after Who might have

doing who did this? so now If you saw the end of the last episode,

we won't mention it here because we're kind. You probably think the little boy did

it like more, right? Like me? You think? I didn't think the little boy did

it. Oh, wait. No, you wouldn't mean it. I think he did it. Parks thinks

the little boy did it. I've been saying that for a while. You think one

of the little boys. It don't even matter. Any child. Yeah. Rory what side of

defense are you on here? I'm still sticking with my theory that it's her and

she's that might be giving the writers too much good So schizophrenic. Yeah, and I

think she's actually the side chick I think or I have two theories She was

actually the side chick and killed her or she was in a relationship with shorty

and found out she was fucking dude and killed her because of that because she

was way too comfortable naked in the gym she kissed her like I think they

may have been in a relationship in her psychotic brain and The son don't know

that that's in there, that thing he found. Somebody put that in his closet. I

don't know if it was dad. I don't know if it was the mom. But

what I love about this show is at the end, whoever they try to make

you think it is, they dispel that shit within the first two seconds of the

next episode. Right away. Yeah, I know. Let me tell you what happened. Oh, okay.

I was wrong. I do have a theory that her father is actually just her

doctor. I would be so mad if Roy's right, by the way. I'm just kind

of throwing shit at the wall. These are far-fetched theories. Their relationship

is not father-daughter. It feels like doctor-patient. And her having this... idea

that she was a therapist and that gay couple as clients. So you do think

this is going to go Shutter Island Fight Club? Maybe. Okay. Maybe. I'm probably totally

wrong. I'm not off of the white lawyer friend. My mom tried to make me

get off of it by saying she's a wild card. You know she's a lawyer,

right? Yeah, but I don't think a lawyer would ever commit such a crime. I

say, Ma, no, the only it's television. Yeah, but no, the only reason why I

think I say her because I go back to the episode when she first walked

in the courtroom and the way that the woman that died, the way the husband

looked at her when she walked in, like he looked at her in a way

and she even said on the phone, he just gave me a death stare like.

It's like, why would you look at her like that? And I'm not off of

that stare she gave when Shorty was breastfeeding episode one either. Yeah. Yeah, that's true.

There might be a beef there that we haven't learned about just yet. I've exonerated

the Spanish husband-boyfriend guy. Yeah, too obvious. I'm off of them. And if it's him,

I'll be angry. Do you guys have any theories on why the father is always

sitting looking at that painting in that place? Have you ever seen any Donald Sutherland

movie in the last 30 years where he didn't do something weird and psychotic like

that no i'm just asking if you have a an opinion of how it's connected

to anything he's into the arch were okay he's a pianist everyone keeps finding the

same painting shorty was a painter there's something here dismissing that point is a little

hard you think the father was smashing it too it wouldn't shock me he did

he did say he cheated on his wife maybe he stopped somebody if the wife

was following the husband because i like how the husband pulled up like yeah what

you doing yeah yeah that looks like i got time to think that and i'm

out and we buy the water like hello hi don't you think he was following

me well quickly there too which is why my point of her kind of making

this entire thing up as soon as he was bailed out tmz was in the

front every camera ever this huge crowd then all of a sudden they walking on

the east river with not a single soul noticing them and now they're hugging and

talking about the trial yeah yeah You making this shit up in your head. They

found the low spot. Then I thought the mom and the son might be in

cahoots until my mom said, yeah, but the mom didn't know that the boy saw

them, so no. Like, my mom keeps trying to debunk my theories. This is what

I think. If Nicole Kidman was following Hugh Grant and saw him busting it down

or she was having an affair so she was going to get hers off or

she was buying art because she keeps having flashbacks that we can't see. Someone was

following her. I'm mad at that. Now, I no longer think it's the kid. Could

be the lawyer. And I'm still stuck on the dad. It might be the dad

or the lawyer. Those are my final two options. I need final two options on

all of you. Damn, how do I just leave out the mom? I think it

was either Hugh Gray or the son. I think it was either Nicole Kidman or

the lawyer, her friend. I think Nicole Kidman or the father. Her father. Her father,

yeah. All right, the votes are in. We'll see you this weekend. Stop the count.

It might be. Yeah, I'm with you. I'm with you. I'm with you now. Let

me nab that thing called second thought. I don't know. Yeah, nah, I'm sticking with

that. It's a good show. I'm so conflicted. I hate when life happens and it

pits me against some of my own beliefs. I come in here so many times

and I say, yo, man, these fucking writers... They don't get right to it. They

drag it out. It's a series. We just want to sink into the shits. Challenge

yourselves. Then we get a show like this that comes out. Yo, just six episodes.

We're challenging you every episode. It's like, why isn't it longer? You could have dragged

this out a little bit. I don't know how I feel about that. I'm all

over the place. I'll be honest. Six episodes, I love. Six episodes an hour is

my time. I feel like this might have was supposed to be a movie. I

can see this. Because theaters are closed, they just used more film, edited it, and

just made it a miniseries. Yeah, this could be shot as a movie. These are

movie actors. This is Sutherland. This is Kidman, Hugh Grant. This is not HBO miniseries

actors. This is like Hollywood... A-list actors. That's true. But they do have a, I

think the director or producer also does Big Little Eyes? Is that what it is?

With also Nicole Kidman on HBO. So there's a thing there. And I do like

that a lot of the bigger actors and actresses have kind of given in to

the times. Like, it's okay now to do a TV series that may be on

HBO or on Netflix or something streaming. Like, it's not belittling to your career the

way it used to be. Like, wait, you're going to do TV now? You were

a movie star. Now we fuck with TV now. Yeah. But yeah, this was shot

like a movie, Moe. It feels like a movie. Absolutely. But TV's been turning in

that direction for a while. Sure. I don't know. They got an hour to give

us a lot of shit. I'm hoping that the finale is two hours at least.

I would like that too. We'll see. Yeah, I'm not mad at that. That would

be awesome. Wait till they night of us and it's a hung jury and everyone

gets off and then we just don't know. You got to figure out who did

it yourself. Don't bring that up again, Rory. I hated the ending. Because they really

had the potential to do some great things and the ending just got to, nigga,

what the fuck? Let us figure it out ourselves. Like, who do you think? Oh,

I hate it. The same way I hated the Sopranos ending, I like now. The

same way I hated the Night Of ending, I like now. They better not do

this with Undoing though. I like the Night Of ending. Have you guys been doing

Fargo or no? no he's telling me to watch it but i haven't it's good

no a lot of people telling me oh that's real good and they're going beyond

10 episodes which i thought was interesting i thought this was gonna be the finale

and then it's like oh no there's a whole new all right cool how's uh

how's chris rock doing he's bodied it okay yeah who wins the uh joe budden

will smith versus will smith see joe i love you that was fast will smith

have you ever got jiggy with it but i don't know that will smith beats

me parents just don't understand might be pumping up It wouldn't. It wouldn't. See, it's

blasphemous. That's why I don't have you talk to him. Parents just don't understand, though.

That's a strong number two. Down to Miami or whatever that record was. Summertime was

up there somewhere, too. Yeah, Will Smith gets you. Here's the Fresh Prince intro, too.

I think I vote Summertime, too. but i don't know if it should you're not

beating the fresh prince pump it up pump it up should be summertime but then

getting jiggy with it wait he can play the fresh prince theme song he's rapping

oh man i gotta do a show call quincy wait was i in power wait

what shows was i in i had to wait no so you got salad that's

my song the love and hip-hop intro same record iconic pump it up That was

a good impression, Marks. No, Wally and Mark! It's a love and hip-hop

beat. I am not playing a love and hip-hop song against the Fresh

Prince theme song. Yes, you are. What was the couple's therapy one? Look

at you watching me on TV. The couple's there. Yo, shut up, Rory. I

couldn't remember. I didn't do a cooler show than that. Than what? No. Just loving

hip hop. I got to do a show. Yeah. What was the little gif in

the move they made you do on Couples Therapy? I'll play my podcast, Preem's Song.

Wow, that's amazing. I just don't know what's beating Fresh Prince. And I think Preem

would go, no. What Will going to do when up in the club? Come on,

though. Yeah, yeah, me yummy yummy. Yeah, see that's why I

don't know what was the um what what give me not gonna get jiggy with

what I win up in the club verse getting jiggy with it but it's a

bigger song. Oh no the men in black record. I went oh I'm out of

here I'm done. I won man. That men in black record was good. I win

3-1. He flipped forgive me not. Wild Wild West is getting you the

fuck out of here. What I was on, I could play.

i told you you could be mems

no but i gotta be somebody else

though don't do that to men i

want to be someone i want to

be somebody they think i can't beat

like Like, "Aww, that's why I said Will, but fuck it." Yeah, no Will, no.

I was reaching. I'm sorry. Fine. Somebody from your era, though. I'll be the son.

Take that, Jaden. I don't know. Jaden been putting out some shit. Jaden got good

records, but I don't know if he has a record as big as Pump It

Up. No, definitely doesn't. fellow colors oranges could be all right i'm not sick

of you who are you you got an album coming who you could beat

uh we shall see what emotional oranges could be people personal doing numbers yeah

the bad apples yeah yeah i might like that i might like that apple

yeah shout out to emotional oranges all right what was i getting to anything

important The undoing is out of here. Maul could kill in a versus if you

go by like his affiliates. True. If he could play everything from affiliates, Maul is

tough to beat. I'm going to get somebody out of here? Yeah, Maul is tough

to beat in a versus. His affiliates. When Maul throw on PSA. Maul did write

the Emil album. Joe is so disrespectful, man. You are so disrespectful, man. If you

could pick a chick, if you could pick a chick that you have what it

goes for, who would you pick? Who would fancy your style? Hmm. that

i would like to or would have liked to that's a good question all

right think about it yeah i'm trying to think of thinking about the artist

that tell tell me at the end of this podcast thanksgiving plans anybody anybody

anybody anybody no family thing friendsgiving it's a family affair i'm vegan now so

everybody's been texting me making vegan jokes so my sexy love remix against that

niggas what was that an official will No. Just because you rapped on... He

said your shit was official, bro. He said your remix was official. Anybody can rap

on it. Did you hear that? Neo didn't ask you to do that. Any rapper

can rap on it. Neo didn't ask you to do that, bro. You do

it then, nigga. You want to keep talking shit. You do it then. Yeah, I'm

sick of him now. Come on, get your shit off. Album's coming soon, man. Now,

Cock that back. Here's a story from Rory. Bitches, they kind of bore me. And

they a little whorey. But I'm hot. They want more of me. See, I'm already

playing this in person. Come on, pick it up. What do you have with yours,

Rory? Nah, that's cool. They're not ready. What would you tell them? Nothing? No. Parks,

huh? What you and GIF doing on this one? Nah. Exactly. Shut the fuck up

about my catalog. It's a free spell. We were just saying in comparison. Don't say

comparison until you can comparison. I'm sick of y'all now. No, you're right. My bad,

bro. I know that's a sensitive subject. I'm sorry about that. Damn it. stay scheming

about the neos what are you gonna do when making a murderer comes up go

hang out with drake i just want drake to stop sending snow a leg with

things he he has he will he has a lot of inventory he just will

not stop mailing no smoke more candles like we're at top i mean candles burn

in a pandemic dude look at my baby i mean look at snow yeah but

that's not my baby let me stop that but look at snow

You got something now on Clubhouse. You win a Grammy from me, Snow. I'd like

to find out why she wasn't nominated, honestly. I don't think it made it in

the right time. Why wasn't she nominated last year? Or was she and we're just

stupid? That could be it. Okay. And look at that green. I'm betting on us

being stupid. Yeah, we're stupid. That's the Ivy Park. Did you guys buy your ladies

the Ivy Park? Everyone in the room? No? No, but if I had a lady

to buy for, I would. You guys are so foolish. Mo, how would we know

if that ever happened? You are so foolish. You gotta have a lady? How would

we know? We'll tell you. Oh, okay. I'm confident in that. Yeah, find a girl.

I'll tell y'all. I'm all leaving money bags under my chick shit still. Still? And

you're getting 34 people engaging with that. 34 people? They agree with that? You got

to chill out. I just like the color. I found some of your little licks

on there, though. I found them. And I'm there. Reaching out. Yo, Miami, this weekend,

what you think? It's fucked up now.

All the chicks I put in all this vacation work with two months ago now,

like their kids got COVID. They got to be parents. Yeah. I hate when they

have to do that. Fuck. You got to take care of your kids. Look at

what you get mad at. I'm kidding. Comedy style. Comedy style. Comedy style. Is there

anything else that we need to get to that the people just... Shout out to

the first all-black referee officiating team in the NFL last night. Crazy it took us

long, but you know. Yeah. Absolutely. Congrats. Yeah. Saw a headline that said Jeezy and

Gucci did more numbers than the VMAs and the Billboard Awards, and I'm not really

surprised. Shocked me at all. Oh, that's a good idea. Trevor Noah's hosting the Grammys.

We didn't touch on that in our Grammy breakdown. I think that's pretty cool. All

right, he better not Trevor Noah it. He better get into his bag. Calling Trevor

Noah? Yes, Roy. Okay. I'm calling Trevor Noah. They shut down a swingers club in

Astoria last weekend. Mm-hmm. Wait, that wasn't a story? I didn't know there was

a swingers. That shit looked nuts. Your call has been forwarded to... Yo, that headline,

it was a couple fucking no mask face-to-face and spread the COVID? What was the

full story? Oh, I don't know. There was 80 people there, though. Yeah, but something

specifically happened where there was a couple that decided to take their mask off and

really get in their bag, and then that spread everything. Damn. Yeah,

I can't believe that the COVID cases in Atlanta are so down. See, I'd be

overpaying for the pussy. I told you. Let's go to the Swingers Club. $500 all

night. All night. I think it was less than that. No, I'm looking at the

menu. I'm looking at the menu. The pussy menu? Yeah, it says VIP room bill.

$30 for 10 minutes. Me, Rory, and Parks don't do that. $50 for 20 minutes.

But we don't pay for vagina mall. $60 for half hour. Yo, have you guys

heard of a vajayshul? No, what is that? That sounds really intriguing. Yeah, they sit

on us like they see me. Does she rub her vagina on your face? Fam.

It's for women, Rory. Oh, okay. I thought it was for us when they... No,

no, no. Because I think there's probably a lot of good chemicals in vagina that

would help with our skin. Oh, yeah, yeah. Depends on who it is. Some bad

chemicals in some of them. You've never had a chick ride your face and you

were glowing the next day? Boy, we go left so fast. Looking like a glazed

donut. Tell us all about the vaginal, Joe. Never mind. No, now you got to

tell us. Is it skincare for the vagina? Yes. it's like it's a rejuvenation it's

like a steam snap that back let's just let's just move on let's just

go no you were saying and i don't remember where i was going so

the vegetation i'm just going to play getting bored j-show just forget

it no they should take care of their it's fine you guys are internal

organs what else is important before we go could you guys make a joke

everything still joking around fucking so mature no science let's see Trump finally letting

go of office maybe maybe that's a that's a mall question no fuck I

lost 30 times in one let's not rile them up please NBA trades. Hey,

yeah, how you feeling? I see a Lakers repeat that puts LeBron at five Yes,

and then Corey's gonna hear my mouth when the wrong when LeBron gets to five

you're gonna hear me I'm silent right now cuz I know that the ring argument

when he gets to five Some of you old heads gonna have to have a

talk with yourselves. No, they'll discredit him because of the bubble just telling you that

now not For the percentage more what does the conversation look like if he finds

a way to get to six? I Then he has the COVID ring will always

be, you know, that conversation that people talk about, but it will be. They deserved

it. They wasn't playing hard in the bubble. No, I'm just saying it's going to

because it was such a different. I'll tell you what they all. It was a

tougher ring to win. Some people say that. I'm some people. Yeah, I could see

that. The circumstances. Would it have been different if Craig Elo and them was in

there? All of Mike's rivals. I'm not comparing. No, I'm not. I'm not comparing Mike

to what would happen if Dan Marley showed up. Wow. Curse like fucking Mike.

Why do you like Michael Jackson? Yo, don't do that, boy. No, you really don't

like Michael. Don't do that. I love Michael. I think it's the next thing. The

90s. I get it. Don't do that. But I'm not. I don't compare. Mike is

the greatest. But we're going to have to just acknowledge certain things if LeBron get

one or two more. We wouldn't have to acknowledge anything. Just the ring count six.

Okay. If you want to argue that. You think LeBron couldn't have had his way

with dead left shrimp? I mean, if we don't have that problem, I

saw LeBron. I haven't heard that. Maybe brought up. Maybe Brad Doherty would have been

the LeBron stopper. I mean, I saw LeBron. I don't get the fuck out of

here with this shit. No, LeBron struggled. Shut up. He struggled with Paul Pierce before

he went to Miami. Couldn't get past Boston. Let's talk about it. Four. That's a

very respectable four. No, absolutely. And y'all got me sounding like I'm a LeBron dick

ride. I'm not. No, I don't compare him and Mike. I'm not one of those

guys. Do we acknowledge the LeBron A&R, your album curse? What was the curse? Oh,

nothing, if you don't see it. It's the one you told me about last week.

Oh. What was the one last week? You got to wait for the deluxe. You

got to wait for the deluxe. The one we kicked it about. You brought it

to my attention about how LeBron, every time he do your shit. Yeah, you got

to wait for the deluxe. Look at him all trying not to piss Maverick off.

You got to wait for the deluxe. You know what's kind of funny, though? You

did. That's another thing you started that we don't bring up. LeBron's A&R shit. The

first time I've ever seen him rock with that face that he does when he

hears an album was to your record. No, he's done it before that. No, it

definitely wasn't. He did. And I don't get, I don't, I don't take that from

him because he's, he has been a music guy from as soon as I saw

him in high school. I'm saying how he started with the social shits was off

your shit, but best thing that you know, I was trying to pick you up.

Hey, do we want to take it? That's good. We have a prosecute Zion's family

for taking that money or not. Yeah. Or did that just go under the rug?

Did we just worry about the Steve Adams signing? As opposed to who else's family

took money. No, LeBron did this. LeBron's mom was driving around in a yellow Hummer

when I was in high school. LeBron had a G-Wagon. He had a Walkman. A

Walkman? A Walkman. Nigga had a Walkman. Oh, nah, nah, somebody got you. Well, he

had a Walkman in 20, what, 09, 2009? No, younger than that. LeBron was in

high school in 2000 and... Three? LeBron is a welcome man. LeBron is that dude.

Yeah, no, I was in junior high. Yeah, I feel like a Lakers repeat. I

see the Knicks acquiring mad draft picks, and that's about all I care about. I

see the Nets trying to really be serious about whatever they're doing. And Covington to

the Blazers is big time. Yeah. That's what I think. I think more importantly, people

not paying attention. That Kelly Oubre to the Warriors was a big pickup for them.

That clay injury hurts still. Yeah, that hurts. But Kelly Oubre as a future piece

with that team is big. You really liked Chris Paul going to Phoenix as well.

Oh, yeah. Him and Devin Booker is tough. And DeAndre Ayton. They got a nice

teammate working on down there. And the season starts next month. This is nuts. Yeah.

Yeah, it's weird. Are y'all prepared for the new lockdown that is rumored to be

coming, but we know is really coming? It's coming. It's coming. Cuomo said it's coming

December 1st, right? I think they're just trying to drag out the holiday season as

long as possible. But what do they mean when they say lockdown? Stay in the

house again? No, I think... Or just restaurants are closed and do what you want?

Restaurants are closed. Social shit will be over. All that social shit is closed. I've

been being a restaurant hoe in light of this news. I've been going out to

dinner and shit because I'm like, all right, they're about to lock us in again.

I'm not mad at that. i haven't been out to a restaurant in six months

how long do y'all think this uh this new lockdown will last until trump concedes

how about the rest of you guys yeah how about uh i think they have

to do it for at least like six weeks i would think i think right

now is the perfect time to do it because december goes into the holiday when

most people will actually just be home yeah so yeah let's let's sit down for

a little bit come back after the new year and see where we're at I

think this is a good time to actually do this. I think we're in and

out of lockdown the whole 2021. Oh, that for certain. At least nine months. That

for certain. No, I think until next year. 2021? Yeah, this year. Entire lockdown? No,

I think we'll come in and out of it the same way we did. We

said the same thing in the beginning of this year. Oh, man, how can they

do us? They're not going to lock us in all year. And we've been locked

in after all year. Oh, well, you mean lockdown and lockdown? restaurants will be open

until a certain time like curfew type of thing. Yeah, that'll happen. No, no, that'll

happen later. This is going to fluctuate as it should with the disease. Yeah. But

the days of us just going out and turning it up and having options, that's...

I mean, unless the vaccine works and it comes out quickly and people take it.

They said the vaccine is given in two doses. The first dose, you'll feel every

side effect and the second dose, you should be okay about a month later. I'm

cool. Very irresponsible of me to spew that on my platform here, but I am

cool on that. I need more information, but I will probably get the vaccine. Rory,

that's going to kill all your little fiber diet nutrients that you're taking, your fiber

brownies. You're going to be shitting for a week. A nigga that needs fiber brownies

can't beat me up, Rory. You better stop threatening me. I will not let fiber

edible man over here. A fedible. This nigga's eating fedibles. I will send

you smooth up the street. Joe, you have been six months. I have

been in world boxing gym this entire year. I'm in the best shape

of my life. I will whoop your ass. He just can't shit, but

he's in the best shape of his life. I will slide you

up the street with your little world boxing training. You in the world boxing gym?

You in the world boxing training. Oh, you in the world boxing gym, Jersey City,

we in right now then? No. Exactly. Nigga, the street outside. I ain't got to

go to Jersey City. We can move this back. You scared of Jersey City? Fuck

up the cameras. No. But I'm not going over there. What else is going on?

I'm just talking shit. What else is up? I think that's everything that I had

that's important. Lockdown, you guys don't care. Global warming, you guys don't care. Trump not

letting you go, you guys don't care. What else? What else is here? Biden picked

his cabinet today, right? Or some of it. He's been picking it all week. Half

of the cab? Yeah, he's been picking the cab all week. He opened the cabinet.

he's not gonna decide what he wants to put into it yeah hasn't been any

uh he's that trader joe's very famous people on there that i've seen so far

famous people well i mean like other politicians that he was going against or anything

like that so i don't have much analysis on that we'll see we shall see

next week uh next podcast i'm coming in here to do a throat baby lyric

breakdown that's your i just i'm late to the party here i had no idea

about that record until about three weeks ago and then i learned the dude is

on uh lv and um what's just i should have asked him about it what's

just your lv what lvr lvrn yeah so apparently the throw baby song was bubbling

atlanta for mad long and now it's made his way over here and everybody's singing

it but i just heard it for the first time three weeks ago and i

was amazed at the lyrics and the chords i normally lean on rory to put

me on to the songs that i would never hear but i should hear And

he didn't. I thought you knew about this. This was popular. I didn't think I

needed to put you onto this record because it got so popular. I figured whoever

you had, you was chilling with, you know, the throat baby. The throat babies you'd

be with would have put you onto this record. Nah, they just get right to

throatin'. They're not putting me onto the joints. They just get right to that Necolator

3000. Like that aggressive shit. I prefer to be corny. Why does head drive us

crazy? Yeah, but like that's not right there it shouldn't do that to us

We should have more control over our bodies. I get the shivering right on it

right on her. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I start shaking dies No, my whole body have

a convulsion Y'all don't do that whole body convulse it depends sometimes it's happened. Yeah,

like you're being electrocuted. Yeah, that's the best nice Yeah, like when you you finish

and then she keep going. Oh It's almost painful.

At your most vulnerable place. Oh, stop. Then you gotta do a wet butt

walk to the bathroom. You gotta walk like a penguin. Hear that squishy sound

between your cheeks? Savon don't know nothing about that. At all. That nigga ass

don't be wet. Savon never walked on his tippy toes to the bathroom.

No, when your ass is wet, you got to walk on your heels only. Your

toes be up. No, you let it set in that way. You got to keep

it high. Yeah. He never fucked with Charlie Lawrence. What? Fuck, I drank Pedialyte afterwards.

Just get that on Alexa. Lori's in there giving up all his fiber. That's why

I don't have any left. Oh, I miss you, throat baby. Oh, my God.

What? Nah, listen, listen. That's what they call themselves. Don't be so prideful. Nah, they

waiting till the NBA trade is done before they hit me back. Smart. Gotta see

where they gonna be at next. They waiting to see who land where. Chicks will

tell you exactly who they was fucking to. I don't want to say anything.

And then say everything well fucking this guy won't tell you his name, but he

was on the Jets and now he's on the box Who got traded oh Awesome.

Awesome. Oh y'all. Do y'all have a friends giving to attend? No. No. Yeah, I

don't yeah hanging out in the story with friends the homies I see you go

keep it light. Maybe do a little zoom with the family upstate. Oh And we're

going to do a pod the day after Thanksgiving, huh? We are. If you guys

are down, I'm down. I'm down. Gotta feed the streets. It'll be quick. But I'm

down. Just feed them. Yeah, let's feed the streets. All right, I'm done here. I'm

done with this podcast. Friday will be our Friendsgiving. Aw, man. Simon ordered some turkey

and... Yeah, bring some apples. Don't do that stupid shit you did a few weeks

ago where you put the metal buffet plates out there with chips. Don't do that

again. Where I thought lasagna was over there. You're going to get fired. Honestly. You

had trays of Lays? No, that's what happened. Yo! You don't come early, so you

don't know. I walked in upset. I ate before the podcast. I walk in to

see all these trays with the Bunsen burners under. I was like, oh, shit. Wait,

I didn't know he was getting catered. I wouldn't have ate. I would have got

a plate. So I was like, that's cool. I'll do seconds. Grab a plate. Open

the shit. It's barbecue potato chips. Yeah. under the the fire heat it just

said barbecue on top too so you're like oh yeah

barbecue chicken say you're skating on thin ice buddy i

don't i don't know if you noticed the number potato

all right with that being said i guess i have

to find a sleeper Well, if everyone brings leftovers from whatever their

Thanksgiving is on Friday, we could just do a leftover... I like it. A left-giving?

Yeah, a left-giving. What do vegans eat on Thanksgiving? Oyster mushrooms. Bread. Kale. Fiber. I

don't think there is fiber in bread. That might be your problem. Oh, they told

me there was bad fiber in it. You're going the wrong route. No, just get

some apples, Rory. You'll be alright. I eat really well. Not what your doctor

says, buddy. No, it's in my hereditary genes that we just don't have fiber in

our bodies. The only thing hereditary is your diet. Remember that. That's not true. That's

not accurate. Okay. Anyone that's listening, that's not accurate at all. It is. You eat

what you was taught to eat. Right or wrong? I'm saying that I eat extremely

well, that my body hereditarily does not have enough fiber in it. So even if

I eat more fiber than the average person or eat really well, I still will

lack fiber. My body has no fiber because of my lineage of... Your body doesn't

probably digest fiber properly. That's actually the issue. The men in my family just don't

have... The ferals have no fiber. The fiber ferals. That's just who we are. I

don't know if it's from the potato famine. I don't know what it's from. It

probably is. Did you say famine? I did. Shout out to Rasheed and Buck. My

people's reign. You already know. What the fuck is wrong with you, man? Well, I

can't encourage my guy, man. I'm sitting here admiring artwork. That is

nice artwork. And I do appreciate when the people come out with

nice artwork. I do. Yo, so I forgot who came out and

said that Kanye, my dark, beautiful, twisted fantasy, his album of the

decade. Any complaints about that? No. None from me. Goes back to

me and Corey's argument however many years ago in Edgewater.

There's a take there's arguments, but take care and one of those Kendrick albums and

those will be my three for the decade I'm not mad at a good kid

mad city. Take care and my beautiful darts Those are the three albums from the

three artists that should have given us the soundtrack for the decade. It's a blonde.

Oh, huh? Yeah Yes, that's that shit. Yeah and Teflon Don. You're absolutely right. Yeah,

I Roy, we got late breaking news about Barack Obama and the Breakfast

Club, right? Yeah, they just dropped the trailer, which ends with Charlamagne asking Barack Obama

what he did for systemic racism and black people during his term. And then the

trailer ends. Cliffhanger, huh? Yeah, that's what trailers do. All three of them look great.

This looks super clean. What a great look. Really happy for them. Happy for us

that we get to hear from Barack. Breakfast Club has the author press run sewn

up. They do. Yeah, and Brock's on a little bit of a press run himself,

period, right now. He's on Colbert tonight, last night, if you're listening to this. Yeah,

there's been a couple clips out with different media outlets. He did LeBron, too. I

can't understand why he wouldn't come to Park's house. Right. Shout out Breakfast Club. Well

deserved. Looking forward to hearing Obama on that. Y'all thought Obama was just going to

sit by idly and watch Michelle sell all the books alone. Y'all had that plan

wrong from the jump. Yeah. You got to sell his side of the story. I

mean, his first book is called The Audacity, so I get it. Y'all want to

thank y'all for listening. Thank y'all for rocking with us this week. We'll be back

same time, same place. That's Saturday. You know the vibes.

Remember, keep us in your prayers. Lord knows we need to be there until the

next time I bid you adieu. Farewell. Adios. Hasta la vista. So long. Goodbye. One

deuces. Life is a series of moments and moments past. So let's make this one

last as if it's all we have. Shout out to Cash App. Thank you so

much. Shout out to all black-owned businesses. Shout out to all black women. Shout out

to all the creators. That's the vibe I'm on. Shout out to everybody that caught

COVID, got rid of COVID. Shout out to everybody that lost somebody due to COVID.

Again, shout out to everybody that may be having a hard time with the holidays

rolling around. I know what that pain feels like. And we'll be back on Saturday,

man. 100.