Chin Check

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what is this

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you're not the measuring stick of what

street [ __ ] listen to

and you know that was pretty slick i

didn't even notice that that

crack that was in there that really

brought it all together for me

i would have never guessed to put that

rihanna record on

that beat or another too much yeah no

though that kid is dope

he's never in a million years uh tupac

and um miguel trust

okay he did the ahri and

jasmine sullivan record with beyonce

rocket that was fire too

yeah now he's dope he did that one

mm-hmm no no you're thinking about the

deangelo

oh it was something else yeah he did ari

with and

jasmine with rocket only fat john kelly

could have got that record cleared yeah

that's all that was much

better in the world only fat joe with

calories

yeah asap i see what you did there

he would add a little it wouldn't have

been too difficult for me to get a

rihanna

allegedly i love you all listen man we

here today man the boys is here we are

here

shout out to amorphous i think that's

how you pronounce his name

feel good story we'll talk about that in

a minute welcome to the joe budden

podcast episode 409

episode 409 i'm your grateful humble

blah blah blah whatever man

i'm me and i'm here man blessed to be

here y'all could have been anywhere in

the world

but you're here with us and we

appreciate that first and foremost uh

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sponsors us puts up with us greatest app

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cash app uh with that said uh magazine

what's up mark what's up what's up

what's up

same [ __ ] different toilet why you

looking so beautiful

um i don't know thank you yeah the

fuchsia is bringing out your eyes and

you came in with like

thank you rory i'm glad you noticed i

didn't even peep that's what i'm saying

rory

do you peep the shoelaces okay i know i

peed the laces okay i'm just a little

drip a little sausage why are you trying

to be the best dressed potter in the

game

i'm just trying to be the best me um

trying to give them

the best me every time they see me you

gonna make me start getting dressed

up no i'm not i hate getting dressed i

hate dress stage shopping

like you stepped on all my confidence i

put on these rude sweats today i was

like oh the fellas are gonna love these

i like those i like it and then maul

comes in wearing [ __ ] his easter

outfit

wait no it destroys me those are the

joints you thought we were all going to

love i'm just talking [ __ ] i like them

because i didn't like those no these are

great sweatpants i didn't love them

though switch

just saying love them don't really

accentuate your legs at all

i mean

they kind of bring a nice little curve

on my calf

your aesthetics not really yeah not

really right now women aren't really

into calves

is that a thing how do you know what

women are into you shouldn't know that i

stay at a women's business

there you go yeah sub themselves clean

that up way to sub out

yeah unless i am their business

well are you any woman so hey now we

bought it

all right so keisha cole this is women's

shanti

you know all the women's business go

ahead that's parks hey ben

rory's here parks save on here

alex is here squad and

there are at least a hundred and

seventy-five

other staffers in the kitchen that help

us put this thing together oh yeah

huge huge operation over here might even

be more than that

how are they doing it wow how do the

vids drop so

efficiently that's a quick turnaround

[Laughter]

got to be hundreds of them over there

wow man

and eriksen we are leading them all

true come on lead the brigade eriksen we

got a brigade

we got a great here's the brigade

you you got to say that because as you

talk to some of these companies and they

try to like sniff around your operation

to figure out what's happening

that's mad of us at least a thousand

yeah

i haven't even had that minimum at least

a thousand they all get paid well yeah

yeah yeah and we're looking expenses

like a family you know it's like a

family we're looking to expand too

we're looking to get this thing to a

hundred thousand employees yeah

when we went to do nikki's show at apple

i then realized how trash we were they

had about

55 people on laptops just moderating

live tweets

yeah i was like all right that's not how

trash we were yeah

how much [ __ ] is just fluff yo that

little thing what all y'all doing here

cut it out

cut it out that little nicky trip kind

of changed his life a little bit like he

refers to it a lot do y'all notice that

i don't think i've yeah brought it up

really at all

yeah that was fun though that was great

yeah it was a great time

had fun in l.a i enjoyed it

good do it again

listen i'm still recovering from the

broomsticks been waiting for that

sunshine boy i think i need

a man wait yo she said she said crack

yeah i think crack was the lyrics always

so it feels like correct we know it's

there

but if i'm fat joe oh yeah and i'm just

listening one day

to an ill mix of never too much and

rihanna is saying

who cares when it feels like crazy joey

crack is coming in what's right

at that point two-seater jewels [ __ ]

yeah

right whatever hey look crazy

because i don't know if y'all listen to

it this way but that is exactly what he

does

well that chacho's ear is insane yeah it

proves it again

hold up has one of the better ears ever

now this is why i love this part

see stop listeners listeners listeners

if you if your man just starts screaming

shout outs

before the record drops he's confident

yeah he's got a list he shouted out the

whole crew

and if that didn't come hold up

that's cool we expect that cool andrew

no they did we gotta shout them out

that's what really let me know that cat

that

fat joe had one he shouted out

pristine jewelers before the beat drop

yeah i'm serious i'm not joking so i

don't all right

look still names everybody everybody

partner

wait wait no no no no i can't even cut

this song

fancy on that's rihanna's brand

i got it come on man but now it's just

in there it's in the lake come on man

i don't know oh dude it's there too yeah

come on

come on man i know some deliana's there

gotta be

oh wait that was it

and the deli oh and what a night

sounds like a great yo are you kidding

yeah no he painted the picture

imagine if this is the night that's

happening while the never too much

instrumental just plays isn't it that

should be happening

nobody tap that joe to see if the verse

was done yet

is the verse done yet [ __ ] pouring yeah

the very next two bars is very important

to remember who fat joe is

well and i don't want to hear rory

recite that

you heard him and then the next he took

the g7 to the

rory let fat let crack do it your

nickname wasn't crack

what was your nickname yeah you remember

where he never got a nickname

that's true come on y'all enough is

enough that day is now

that stops today 2021 you need a

nickname that sticks that all your

buddies can call you

here's my thing with you joe i don't

like the way you talk with your chin so

exposed all the time

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i just don't like it it bothers me

it's so exposed

your weird

in other words he's saying lower your

tone word so so he's against the

nickname idea

this is what he's saying that's irish

spring right there you know that's young

chin check

yeah who is going to call you young

chris

young cause i can tell you what i can

tell you

double c's just walked in oh wait rory

just changed the nickname game he has

individual nicknames like maybe parks is

going to call him young chinchilla i

won't what are you going to call it

what's it for clarity uh irish springs

i'm going to call him cupcake or

something fruity pumpkin some night

pumpkin pie

fruity pumpkin yo fruity pebble pumpkin

are you good i'm good very good come on

hey let's get the next two bars yeah i

bet

i bet we will oh wait she had a man this

whole time louise

wait wait wait no she did no no no no no

no oh wait well no she gotta come party

exactly yeah no she gotta come party

was making threats he was on jpeg going

crazy

damn [ __ ] out of here get the [ __ ] out

of here

threat me on jp [ __ ] you're waiting

it wasn't a threat he didn't like the

fact that me and shawty was [ __ ]

around

this fat joe record is a joint 12 years

bro we gotta relax

be patient oh yeah this is a this is a

joint this is a joint shout out to fat

joe let me hit my drops real quick 20

minutes in

uh

[Laughter]

no no no no no no no no

no worries

this [ __ ] already let's get right to the

proceedings man

a massacre occurred yeah it sure did

it was bloody it was bloodbath if you

will

people was looking nervous yeah i mean

yeah saw a lot of texting going on yeah

i did me too huh

i saw an empty chair for 45 minutes i

thought i was gonna be blunt

thought i was gonna be blinded by the

jewelry

by the beautiful chair

i was blinded by her yeah nah not i

young uh without nickname uh

i also was blinded listen man

it came it came it happened yes it did

it did and it wasn't pretty it was a

glorious evening

a glorious victory

popped a couple bottles of pinot you

know it was nice

doritos i'm playing

listen she lost this one and it's still

[ __ ] oh no

still you felt this though you felt you

felt her in the rounds that she lost too

so fix your [ __ ] mouth when you sit

here tonight

don't worry we're gonna it

like brand new i love brand new parks

never heard this song so his opinion in

r b don't matter

nothing park says in r b matters to me

so what else is going on let's start at

round one

let the hook play though

show you hey

not gonna make me get rowdy no

no you're not you hear this beautiful

piece of art

this beautiful composition yo alex

pull up who wrote this who wrote brand

new

oh yes youtubers beautiful music is

playing right now let me cut it off and

get right to it man let's get scores

you had ashanti winning parks yeah more

you have ashanti winning as well rory

had ashanti winning

erickson you had ashanti winning save on

you had a shaun t winning

oh keisha wrote that okay

go no i was just saying keisha wrote

that

yeah but say it like you said i didn't

know don't say it with the doubt

no no no no no no no doubt she planned

she pinned that one

yeah she has a pen too it sounded a

little she has a bic brandy esque

uh and scream man you had uh shanti

and screen man had keisha cole

he changed gentlemen yeah he was ashamed

he was a shot to you before you came in

he was like i think it was keisha well

you was keisha before more walked in so

now we even that's true

now we are even fancy sweatpants man

we argued about this i did not argue

with you and you will not get me to

argue with you this podcast either

keisha cole did keisha cole thing she

did exactly what i expected her to do

and i loved everything about it

and i'm here and i'm here to talk about

it what's up yeah we're here to talk

about it what's up man come on

the ladies look great they did they both

look great they both look spectacular

they were they were a month and 47

minutes late but

they look great one one of them wasn't

yeah listen i don't mind them last night

one of them made us wait an hour

the other one made us wait for a few

months no

month and a half i don't think that's

five weeks but okay

it had to be five weeks this supposed to

happen december 19th

here we are it's about a month later one

of them made us wait

yesterday too yeah overall what did you

guys think of this before we get into

our debate

uh as far as the entire verses yeah just

everything not

i mean this particular verses uh i think

we got spoiled with the

both of them in the studio yeah uh just

the

aesthetics were different uh i think we

were just used to seeing that and we got

comfortable seeing them

seeing the artists in the same room so

that was a little different but the uh

the audio wasn't bad it wasn't no

not much of a delay yeah so you could

tell that they they made sure that they

had it as right as they could being in

separate venues they had kitchens like

way too loud

oh yeah i was gonna say that the mics

wasn't there they couldn't eq them a

little something maybe a little reverb

or something

make them sound like singers yeah but um

overall

the performance was a little

underwhelming i think the fact that we

had waited for so long the anticipation

was high

um but the the performance was a little

underwhelming i don't know if it's

because of the

split rooms or whatever i don't you know

i can't speak to that but it was just a

little underwhelming for me i won't use

the word underwhelming but i understand

i understand your position um i briefly

thought about that for a second as well

but i

chopped it up to this event taking place

on a thursday night

like now the other times this was

supposed to happen it was a saturday

saturday would have been and both of the

saturdays that this was scheduled for

i had big [ __ ] popping so like i had i

had a

kickback plan women were excited they

were hyped it was food it was food

coming hors d'oeuvres and [ __ ]

fingered finger foods and [ __ ] but on a

thursday night

that's not really the vibe [ __ ] got to

work in the morning traffic is back in

new york people are actually looking

like they have places to go

yeah so yeah thursday night i wasn't

gonna feel that

um i saw a lot of people complaining

about

uh the time that keisha showed up

no complaints from me every single

verses has started

45 minutes to an hour late that's true

all of them

since since their apple deal so i'm i'm

not putting that on keisha i don't mind

the time

just if you're gonna be late give me a

dj that didn't just put his itunes on

shuffle

that was some of the worst djing i've

ever heard in my life valid

completely validated i don't want to do

that

i'm not going to do that because i don't

know what the dj's had to deal with

behind the scenes

okay that's fair so i don't want to just

totally [ __ ] on the job that someone did

i know the fat joe record came on a lot

i appreciated that

um ashanti sat down and she was sitting

there pretty early running through some

of her earlier records

uh records that she wasn't gonna play um

i couldn't understand that but it's a

little weird

weird is one way to look at it it could

also be perceived as it could be

perceived away i won't i won't i won't

say

what because i don't want people to

accuse me of trying to start [ __ ]

because i'm not well i believe that dj

was

just playing those records because she

even looked surprised on certain ones it

didn't look like a plan to me

i think ashanti was probably asked to

get on the screen

like yeah she was ready obviously first

so everyone was on twitter saying yo

what the [ __ ] were they at

yeah so i think they just kind of did an

audible and ashanti one in there just to

entertain people which could which which

which also could be

uh putting ashanti in a at a

disadvantage

for sure like you want me to sit on

we're supposed to do this together you

want me to sit out here

alone with however million people

watching and i'm supposed to just do

what

so that's you that's that's a

disadvantage for ashanti but you know

she

she came out and she was professional

and she sat there until

she held it down like she said until

keisha was ready she didn't have to do

that all classes yeah she didn't have to

do that

but you know we appreciated that because

we definitely was looking at chairs and

candles and doritos for about

57 minutes yeah so keisha cole comes out

and let's get

right to the scoring of this thing how

how did you gentlemen have it scored

let's let's go through the rounds let's

do scores at the end

okay got it round one

key shot changed my mind ashanti happy

that's a point to ashanti yeah now

but keisha set it off all right hold on

hold on because i don't like the way

y'all just

that was like a quick i didn't even

think about that i don't need to okay

happy's a big record i changed my mind

as not

[ __ ] with happy at all no it was a

nice

i changed my mind as a i love that's a

great i love that record i'm not [ __ ]

happy though happy is

so you said one first round yes yes okay

cool i had it like that too

i thought you said it one of ashanti's

bigger and better records i thought you

said

you want my back i said kisha won the

first round no the

i said she won the battle oh okay i

don't have keisha winning i changed my

mind uh versus

happy but what i will say i like

i loved the strategy i like that as a

starting record coming out with a big

record i like coming out with a big

record and she followed with a big

record then she followed with a big

record then she followed with a big

record

yeah that was different from me watching

somebody start

out with their strongest records and i

enjoyed that

more it caused ashanti to call maybe

call an audible that she didn't plan

for one and two it left me it left the

suspense at the end of the movie for me

too many times we see people just skate

through the first ten

twelve joints and now we know the songs

that are left and then it's like

nothing about that though they kind of

ran out of gas in the last two

rounds a little bit yeah i mean ashanti

had mesmerized but they did it did get a

little underwhelming towards the end

yeah

see but i even loved i loved that too if

i'm being honest with you

i love that keisha won the rounds to me

that she was supposed to win and the

rounds that she

probably wasn't going to win she didn't

even fight she didn't even play a record

for foolish she did

but here's the last song in the album i

put out in 08

i mean but a lot of them against your

biggest record i love that we we joke

all the time about how we should

that should happen but we never see him

do it that's true so for her to

actually do it [ __ ] foolish here [ __ ]

you win

now next but i feel i did like that that

didn't happen

mesmerized shanti got that point at the

end but by that point she wasn't about

to catch keisha by my score

your score was wrong all right well

let's keep going round two kisha cola

should have cheated ashanti the way that

i love you

keisha keisha 1-1

yes yeah uh round three kisha cole

enough of love featuring wayne

ashanti don't love me

don't leave me alone yeah i got ashanti

2-1 ashanti i

did not give don't leave me alone to

ashanti

okay that's fine i gave that to keisha

cole

2-1 keisha in your book okay round four

yeah mine

um round four should have let you go

versus rock with you rock with you at

the point whenever it comes on yeah

two two i have a three all right me i

have a two two

kisha cole i remember versus south side

i have it for one uh but i think i'm

taking out remember

cole gets that point i have it three two

four one round six last night

versus ain't it funny remix i give that

point to keisha cole again

uh ashanti i'm giving ashanti so now

we're

going into right you asked me for my

score i'm just telling you

and we can go over it everybody can give

their own scores more has this at 5-1

that's hilarious round seven

cards right for um cards right featuring

tupac five two

kish keisha once again sure i didn't

want to award points to anyone in this

round

that's how you was feeling yeah but

keisha gets that point yeah yeah yeah i

gave her that

brown egg too love versus rain on me a

lot of people gave a dog

i gave it to shanti with rain on me

sixth on my book

keisha cole trust and believe versus

down for you

score one seven two score one for what

you want

score one for ashanti i gotta shot you

there i have ashanti there too

seven two sean and then and around in uh

round ten

which finishes the first half is you've

changed

versus runaway kisha keisha

7-3 6 for my book okay

six four keychain six four kisha seven

three sean after ten rounds so now

let me let's just let's discuss after

the 10. sure yeah because i haven't

very debated i don't think that kisha

cole

should have been up going into the

second tenth well she wasn't

she wasn't in my book but in your book

she was for me i'm only telling my men

y'all can speak about yours

but there were some points when keisha

played her poc record

before ashanti played a record i just

gave her the point

until she played a record and then i

said

oh no the same thing happened on uh

uh rush before that uh no no

uh enough of love and don't leave me

alone

same thing happened there for me who

doesn't know that i record a podcast

today

who has the call um

south side i love but that's just not

beating i remember i've been talking

about i remember here for weeks

i don't think you had to pull a bigger

record out against i remember i love

salsa i just don't think ashanti took

the points that she should have taken

i think she kind of slept some but i

also don't think that she playing on

keisha playing all of her big records

in the first half it looked like she may

have called two or three audibles

it looked like she had a game plan that

she was going to stick to no matter what

until kesha's biggest record started

coming on it's like all right

we're not going to let you do that i

felt like timmy and swizz had something

to do with

this list like too many of the records

went too well against each other it

seemed very planned to me in a good way

yeah i don't know they're bigger records

in

round four type [ __ ] like that seems

planned to me the park [ __ ] at the same

time like

uh two really big samples on what round

10 very well known samples against each

other like

i felt like they did these match-ups

purposely they wouldn't have put

that keisha record against foolish

that they wouldn't have done that yeah

they wouldn't they wouldn't have put

that keisha record against mesmerized

they wouldn't have done it

there's certain things they wouldn't

have done but that was the only two i

felt and and i think keisha just wanted

to play her

record at the end and the foolish joint

yeah she just had to throw that point

away

but other than that i thought they were

really good matchups that could have

went either way in a lot of places with

the bigger records in the early rounds

which round scene in verses round 11 is

probably the most difficult uh

round for me in the entire battle which

is baby versus heaven sent

which i gave to kisha cole i'm giving it

a tie

i saw a lot of score cards floating

around with ties man up

man uh what i'll give it to keisha

because i like heaven sent more

but i could see why people would score

that for baby yeah but i just like

having sent more i'll

play haven't seen before i play baby i'm

[ __ ] i had i had a tie there

yeah oh come on you guys i prefer heaven

but that's a tie to me yeah ashanti only

you

i'll give it a quiche keisha brand new

one of my favorite keisha cole records

but again

i'll be honest it seemed like keisha was

ready to give the point away whenever

only you came on

you're not gonna go against uh seven uh

seven with just anything you're not no i

have an eight four ashanti at this point

so now mind you i now i've now i've

given ashanti the

uh wait no i gave ashanti got round 12.

so i've already given keisha two of the

first three rounds in the second half

and i had her up going into it but cool

we keep going

uh where are we at round 13 13. what's

love

ja ruling ashanti uh versus trust

feature in monica ashanti

ashanti not never

i'm telling you i'm i'm telling the four

of you i don't

and i know you're all joking around the

paw rory no i don't like what's love

better than this

this song if y'all just you know man i

know i like what's

and listen even if i did let me play

along

even if i did

my fear going into the battle was

exactly what happened like

fat joe wasn't there john wasn't there

that record today sounds

and she didn't need to be there she's on

the record

she's on the second verse of the record

that record is a hit

when the first verse and the hook is on

what's love is a huge hit

but if you're not if they're not there

and we're gonna only hear the hook

the bridge and then the hook again and

it goes off you want me to give that

point to ashanti

i'm sorry i cannot well we're going off

records

she's dead she's on the record

which record do you like better why well

for me it's both it's keisha for both

okay okay but that's that's

contradictory to anything you've scored

in the other

verses where i i've seen you give a

point to somebody that just did a hook

give him cool i'm probably in the two

chains battle

um almost every battle there was there

was a hook painting painting i'm sure

you did

first of all hook is a major part of

like yo can i just tell y'all

i'm not upset that she only did the hook

i'm upset that only the hook played

well there was a couple times that they

did that there was a couple times where

they played a little bit of verse

or the verse and that's how there was no

verse

oh the hook came on the bridge came on

the hook came on and it went off i

joe budden cannot give that point to uh

sean i'm not doing it well and i

wouldn't do it you're not going to keep

going based on the way she played the

record or the record

i'm not giving it but i'm saying i was

just going along with y'all's theory for

a little bit okay

uh where are we at where we at 14 14.

a [ __ ] travesty see this is where i

can't

fight a [ __ ] travesty why

because the tamiya one was the one

absolutely

i mean we all know that but ashanti what

she has

she has a rendition of that but this be

my little tiny issue with ashanti

there's no issue with ashanti but

this is my tiny issue with ashanti if

it's good enough that you just wrote the

record

then play the record well she didn't

write that was it to me a

song did she write that for samia the

original so into you

no yeah that's why that's why i also

couldn't like you i don't know

jayla i don't believe someone cause you

wrote them i'm totally cool with that

but i'm going back to what's love

oh why you're not gonna play the song

i just wrote this song right i don't

care who hey the [ __ ]

why not play the jlo record the uh the

original one

like y'all been beefing about this

record for years and you wrote it

play her version or maybe she wasn't

allowed to so who knows

yeah i don't know who knows about that

because keisha cole allegedly was not

allowed to play i just wanted to be over

oh really because that record never came

on yeah and it's a point but it's fine

let's keep going uh where are we at 14

yeah 14

into you versus i've changed keith

uh i've changed feature in case you call

us the johim record

that's another point that i was ready to

give ashanti

i can't give her that based off what

came on okay

that wasn't it it didn't sound like it

and you played the

i really the intro came on and then the

hoop the hook looped

eight times and it went off what do

y'all want me to do

so i wasn't listening to the versus

versus formatting i was thinking just

thinking about the entire record me too

see i

well no i'm not gonna i gotta listen to

what's played cause sometimes they jazz

up their tv tracks

in this [ __ ] yeah and ashanti did that

earlier i saw i've seen her

live so i know how she jazzes up the tv

tracks

she did it remember she said mike

jackson five samples expensive whatever

she talked about this [ __ ] cool

yeah i couldn't do that again i scored

for keisha

um girl in the girl in the movies versus

give it up to me

mm-hmm

yeah but see where it's getting scary uh

mesmerized versus let it go i give it to

mesmerize ashanti

foolish ashanti is getting it uh round

18 is the way that i love you uh

feet uh versus you complete me

ashanti

19 don't let me yeah shanti if shanti

sweeps the rest of the way

okay so but by that point in my score

it's too late to catch her

no way i just gave ashanti i just gave

kisha cole six in the first ten

and and and five and ashanti won the

last four

i gave i know but keisha won the first

the five of the first six in the second

half to me

no [ __ ] which one did she look well you

had a losing what's love

yeah yeah she lost what else did you

ever lose in here

uh go back to it i had 11 nine ashanti

and i had 11 9 kisha 11 non-ashanti

i had 11 on kish i'm hearing a lot of 11

9 either way

i also told y'all if this battle is

close at all

i give it to keisha now let me talk

about my personal my personal biases

because that exists here um but not

because i favor one artist more than the

other

uh they both were instrumental to me

they both fire

it's something to be said for artists

who just shows up as the instrument

and does it y'all have to know that i

always feel a sore spot in my heart

for that person the person that's forced

to do it

without the backing without the label

without this without that i just have to

do it and when the label is i just got

to keep doing it i just got to do it

[ __ ] it just my voice my pen that's it

there's no fancy features there's no

cosign it's no

big to-do i don't have makeup i'm not

the prettiest girl anybody i don't want

to [ __ ] i'm not saying she's not

i'm just saying tishako has a lot of big

features

she was on the major wasn't she yeah

yeah she was on the major

and she had a nice a nice run the people

that love kisha cole

can tell when the support left she's a

kanye feature yeah

what that's all left that's all i love

sure

i would say the same for a show to

potentially gonna say yeah it happened

with ashanti yeah she just didn't stay

as active as keisha tried to yeah

that happened yeah and i don't put

ashanti in that boat to be honest with

you

yes that happened to ashanti but ashanti

was afforded the world

upon arrival when she signed

because of because of the crew because

of the camp because of the money they

had because of their standing and death

jams like she spent the last five years

right yeah let's let's

take a look i'm not talking about the

work that she's put in i'm talking about

the other side now

she helped build that that monster that

she signed into she helped build by

writing a lot of those records that got

murder inc to that spot so

when she what became that solo artist

she had

built murder inc quietly with ja like it

wasn't like let's just sign this pretty

girl

and because we have this machine behind

us she'll be successful no she helped

build that machine

okay so i i'm gonna say murder inc

got the deal that they got when they got

it off the strength of irv

sure of course yeah i'm not going to say

that i'm talking about the actual

roster that's about the relationship now

what erv does

after he gets the deal he's irv still so

he's going to go find a genius

to help build it up erv is a genius and

that's what happened so ashanti is in

the studio with jesus

true there's something to be said for

that to me i know how it is to record

without those geniuses

i just think that you know how it is to

record without geniuses

you don't you've been around geniuses

you don't

really you're surrounded by really

talented people when you get your mix on

you've never just gone in there and just

had been forced to come out with

something

and for me sure man is that

tough yeah that's tough so i just have a

i have a spot

for not just keisha but anybody that is

in that boat a long time ago on youtube

i had but i can't you can't wait let me

just get this point out real quick and

then you could go ahead

a long time ago on youtube i had this

exact same argument i picked the wrong

artist but i had the argument it was

rihanna versus keisha cole

and i picked kisha cole at the time

because of the same thing i'm saying now

homegrown talent and when the

manufacturer

[ __ ] goes away the homegrown talent

should be able to sustain and you can

get talent from them

at any point now rihanna's a unicorn so

that was wrong yeah

you should pick rihanna but i still

still i still can't say that because

everything i said then is applicable for

me

here no way for me i'm only talking

about this shanty created that murder

she was in those rooms for a reason she

was in those rooms for a reason she had

she had people around i fight i fight

that but

but uh logically i'll retort that i

don't want to seem like we killing any

of them the culture

ja rule put it on me existed before

ashanti was

on murder inc so i can't totally so you

made jay-z make another one

but ashanti was the staple of creating

that murder inc r

b hip-hop fusion awesome [ __ ] that we

love murdering for they make it again

because that's what i say that that's

that's that's how i handle what you're

saying

i know y'all joking because i'm retired

if this mic comes on

i could rap probably i could probably do

it

let's find a bike if that is true

i would like to see that because there's

been attempts to come

and it don't sound like the sauce but we

have to factor in what happened with

murder inc

with the their case that kind of just

crippled them at their peak

and you know 50 obviously

perception-wise really

killed them but a lot of that had to do

with the case they were going through

and that was ashanti in the middle of

her [ __ ]

peak that's a tough that's a tough thing

to try to go and then try to get out of

that deal that has to do with a criminal

[ __ ] act is

really difficult to be like well i guess

i'll just put out music now you are

absolutely right

not easy but what i saw last night

was carry over of some things

ashanti like maul said was so classy

um she was very stationary

she knew how to sit she knew how to

posture

she knew when to talk she knew when to

be confused

by ot genesis hey who is this is she

okay

check on that over there i don't know

him i don't know him what are they doing

i'm a star and that's going together

that is really ghetto

over there did y'all see shawn's face

yes she knew how to talk to her sound

man

without letting people alerting people

that yeah there was an

issue she knew how to keep it going she

knew how to keep it cute and classy

maybe when she didn't feel like it like

ashanti

she's a pro to me looked like

somebody that was training to go against

the beyonce and

you know where you know the ashanti bag

that's carried over look at her

and that keisha looks the exact opposite

and my hood ass is always gonna get to

that

i love the person that you could tell

something's wrong

it's just it's relatable to me i love

the person that yo my mic is [ __ ] up

i'm not going out there like joe

likes that i can see how it angered

other people

but for me going through what you have

to go through as an artist know y'all

suck my dick i don't care

i don't care but with that that's what

it looks like to me

and i love all that bay area [ __ ]

give it to me they told me i was i was

disrespecting new york i wasn't riding

with

i wasn't riding with the coast yo y'all

got crazy to me and

whoa yeah

wait till they hear that the suck might

say what they gonna do writing your

comments oh please

wait let me make myself clear i think

y'all know my music tastes ain't

dictated

off of the sheep i know how programming

and conditioning works

nobody was ever conditioned to like

keisha cole more than ashanti

no not his goals but man i want to thank

both of them because it was great

they were beautiful i had a blast yeah

they looked great they looked great

keisha pulled some joints out there was

some joints she left she left off the

table

i think she proved her point man i think

everything that i said

going into this which was i think her

discography

is there's a little more meat in there i

heard that

no it didn't it sounded like that one

thousand percent no you did

keisha lawson it's okay i'm telling you

about my what my brain

did i know when them album when them

early album cuts came on that was every

woman's joint

when it came out just wasn't that wasn't

it last night i feel you wasn't it last

night

but nonetheless it was beautiful thank

you to those beautiful ladies yeah

um i think they squashing the rumors of

travis scott and uh

future so we just jumped the gun we just

jumped the gun there but that's fine

and you guys stole the same take on that

what's that that

that's a fair matchup oh

yeah i wanted y'all to think about that

a little hawks life

you downloaded that right after it went

off everybody know about parks

life the [ __ ] out of here

give me a speech before pox life comes

on

yo i mean she told you about it shanti

turned down a hook for you or something

do it sound like i have some type of

yeah

i'm just passionate about music not

people the people can know what you're

passionate about the people can change

not ashanti's

passion i love ashanti's music okay i

was just asking

fam ashanti is ashanti's ashanti man so

her joints is her joints but

the same i'm not going to let [ __ ]

kill mace for having the

kind of short disc gog because there's

greats

with just short discounts i think

ashanti is a great

with a short disc cog okay that's it

that's fair but only you

rain on me babied his joints in there

but

20 you could just can hear where it gets

thin and i'd

i heard it get thin for keisha twice but

even then i thought it was plant

okay listen ashanti just performed

everything better to me so outside of me

having her

win yeah if you just pre if you just

print out the

song list we wouldn't need to do verses

performance matters to me yeah

ashanti performed everything better than

kishiko i'm sorry the mike

was [ __ ] up for keisha because she was

really singing but that's a factor for

me i'm sorry

i'm with you like i'm with you that's

partly it's personally her dj or whoever

sound

guy is they're loading the music too

much and putting her mic too high

it's only when she started to sing like

the mix went bad

this is a performance it started out

with producers just playing records back

and forth

that's cool this was they're performing

now with this yeah but even though

i don't i don't put much stock in that

because you have sound check true

see i fall on the opposite side of what

y'all are saying if i'm keisha cole

and i've watched every songstress get up

on verses

and sing their song and it'd be

beautiful then yeah i'm gonna get a

little irk now that i have to sit down

and y'all are telling me i can't

move and y'all are following the the

whatever their little framing

[ __ ] is that they're doing because you

got sick when you wasn't about like i

would have

i would have answered i would i'm a

singer yeah but that's not enough

my voice goes it's not because the sound

was [ __ ] up

but i heard the amazing ability through

the [ __ ] up sound

everybody else said sound like [ __ ] i'll

take your word for it but

yeah i would be angry is if as a singer

i can't stand up

i can't sing out loud that's my bag i

would be mad about it um

just for the record uh patti labelle and

gladys knight sat down the entire time

and bro they didn't brandy and monica no

they did not for some of it too

okay but no i agree the free range to

move around as a singer yeah you would

want that they stood up and had a

sing-off

they stood up and had a sing-off like

they was

fam listen well i'd have probably

enjoyed it better if they were in the

same place

and keisha might have felt a little

better if they were in the same place

that's valid

oh yeah dad i'm not yeah that's all i

wouldn't argue that at all

and don't ever bring up two of the

greatest in the [ __ ] world

no i'm just saying we can't make excuses

if you're a singer you can sing

patti labelle can sing underwater yeah

but that when you're when you're

no when you're a singer you can do that

yeah that's all i'm saying that's okay i

got a whole list of singers

i have a list of singers who can't do

that they're not really singers then

it's a difference just know what's the

difference that's all i'm saying

i don't i don't think so

to live and die in l.a scream man don't

check that one live and die in l.a

scream man

don't check that one see if ashanti's

pin was on uh to live and die in l.a

holy [ __ ] what happened against all odds

i think i heard some ashanti harmonies

on that one no it wasn't her

i missed a random like hood chick that

would sing on like classic

rap records yeah we don't know where any

of them are no

they're usually out of key it was great

like you know i think we know where

all of them are the internet found every

one of them they found

oh excuse me who used to sing on these

records

where my guy relax i have no idea who

rose at

probably somewhere right now here we

know where lumo is

no i'm not talking about the ones that

we know that had so the hood

she wasn't even credited from some of

our favorite 90s records from from

rappers and

yeah like we don't know who was singing

on a lot of those records like they

didn't go on to have

budding solo careers parks didn't allow

credits to be released back then

parks where were the credits in the 90s

where was title

they're sick of you too with that [ __ ]

they're like somebody tell parks to

spotify us credits

they do but they're not full credits at

all

times talk your [ __ ] to the camera

[ __ ] look that was it right what else we

got what else we got oh

champagne poppy reports i am planning to

release my album this month but between

surgery oh i was

i was planning to release my album this

month but between surgery and rehab

i just haven't been there guys that's my

energy's just been off oh

my energy has been dedicated to recovery

mm-hmm

what a liar why is that a lie

you can recover [ __ ] drinks you know

how he's recovering no yes i do drink

covering no no no no

drake's recovery is different from ours

oh absolutely

yeah and [ __ ] scootering around

i couldn't get up cut into the stew i

couldn't get a beverage when i was all

[ __ ] up laying down

recovery though he hopped out hopped on

a scooter went to his fridge got

something he's got nurses all around

yeah nurses yeah drake [ __ ] is more like

the doctor said i need about three weeks

for recovery

but the nurses is loving me yeah saying

the best part of the day is mine

feeding me breakfast giving me a sponge

bath that

mine's ain't like that no okay but why

can't he be dedicated

showering you know showering when my

foot was broke

i never paid any attention to that

little ledger that you had to step over

oh yeah on the slide door into a shower

it's the little things

boy i needed help with that and no one

would help i had to get on the floor

to crawl over the thingamajiggy to get

in the shower and that's only when i

decided that i was too stink in the bed

so i had to take a shower

you had to wash your hands i ain't

showering i'm not hopping over the

little nup

the little nudge thing i'm a jiggy yeah

yeah what's the longest y'all everyone

without shower

let's just keep going uh i i'm blessed

to be back

on my feet feeling great and focused on

the album

but say fedora clb won't be dropping

this is fedora i'm sorry

i'm i'm too old to say cap

distinguished right here

this [ __ ] is sick man i can't say his

cap

no you're wearing a cap

you can't say it but he could wear it

this is some nobody else is calling

fedora on this

that's fedora wait wait let me read it

again to y'all let me read it one more

time

you know it's a lie when [ __ ] thought

about being blessed

i'm blessed to be we ain't never gonna

get our interview

i'm blessed to be back on my feet

feeling great and focused on the album

but clb oh [ __ ] chris brown's middle

name is elle

chris chris larry lamont brown

uh clb certified level boy won't be

dropping in january i'm looking forward

to sharing it with you all in 2021

elusive guy um

yeah what is there to report i don't

want to unread them hey the boys that

ain't ready

ready that's it true [ __ ] trying to

catch his little fenty cologne let him

get his [ __ ] off

and they're gonna catch rihanna you know

got a candle coming

you're gonna find a way to hey i see

we're in the same business

funny meeting you here this is the first

trying to get our interviews

we're trying to go starting a new

venture we need some advice we're trying

to get an

interview which is exactly what real

[ __ ] would do though of course right

yeah no this is this is how you get back

with your ex with when you have money

yeah you start a whole business venture

smooth y'all thought the eyes was a

problem in the dm the follow-up was the

problem

oh my god i don't even want to know the

eyes is just a setup

right okay how'd you follow it up you

don't set men up

with eye emojis the [ __ ] is wrong with

you you don't

just say what's up yes you do you said

man you never set up a man no

you've never tried to set up a man ever

think about it think about it

like what another woman no no just no no

no no no the cool way oh what are you

talking about

set up house like to get in trouble no i

believe that's

i believe that's a snitch

no not with the law with who his

girlfriend

yeah that's a bitch-ass [ __ ] that's

what set me up to get in trouble with my

girlfriend worse no no yeah

matter of fact go snitch all right all

right what if it's the third option see

look how corny draw what if his third

option what's the third option

what if i'm setting the [ __ ] up for

[ __ ] with my girl huh

exactly i mean like wait you found out

he was [ __ ] with you

i was gonna say if you're into that what

are you asking that's your type of [ __ ]

what are you asking i just look up when

they never know where to talk

i would like to know what you're talking

about you're setting it up you've got to

explain that one no you're

trying to find out if she's cheating so

you send a man her way

how are you trying to how do you vet

who's dope are you trying to share your

taste

like what if you try to set him up with

your girl see if a girl would cheat and

like he actually hit though

no that's when you do it you got your

answer that's when you do it now you hit

all right to take this podcast to the

next level i got to start calling my

real friends

so i'm done with y'all cause i got y'all

don't set nobody up

i'm not not the way you talking no i've

never set a [ __ ] let me see if it

should pick up come on

pick up for me pick up i don't want to

tell your business without telling you i

am

but i hope you didn't answer i'm gonna

go ahead and tell us this yo

oh hey hey ish what's going on it's joe

budden from the joe budden podcast how

you doing

hey ish hey i said it's joe budden from

the joe budden podcast how you doing

i'm great and yourself excellent

excellent excellent sitting here with uh

maul rory parks couple of the fellas say

hello to the fellas

yo what up what up what up hey ish

i asked the fellas if they've ever

attempted to set up a man

like set a guy up for failure to get

beat up or just anything set a man up

for anything they all said i have no

idea what you're talking about

you mean set a guy up with like to get

arrested i said no not with the law

they said you mean to set a guy up uh

like trouble to get in trouble with his

girl i was like oh they said that's a

[ __ ] ass [ __ ]

i was like no but what if you caught a

[ __ ] like [ __ ] with your girl

and you had to set them up of course

they're all too cool for school so they

all said that never happened

so i figured i called one of my friends

who that happened to so i called you

keep going because you're the only

friend i have that i could reminisce

uh with about when we were both

heartbroken and looking to [ __ ] [ __ ]

up

man you don't remember right

right you don't remember now nowhere um

you're calling me y'all need to ride by

somewhere what you doing

yo why do you keep flipping that story

that's you

doing the drive-by we both did it now

you picked me up we drove by your people

[ __ ] real quick

scoped the scene out of the door and

then we drove and they lived up the

street hey go bust the left

hey mall hey mom mom was around back in

them days that

that one act like he don't remember no

no he never said it

like you never know trouble with

no no i wasn't laying up anywhere again

i remember when we both were

a little

and i've never set some [ __ ] up to get

beat up or

so i ain't know what y'all was talking

about no see every a lot of [ __ ] are

gonna disagree with you right there joe

[ __ ] won't tell the truth when they

pocket he's what you mean

yo you did that before you set a [ __ ]

up to get his ass what

no not set a [ __ ] up to get his ass

well i definitely set a [ __ ] up to get

caught by his [ __ ]

no

to do when the [ __ ] came out oh he

didn't come out he must have known

him

he must have known he didn't want anyone

to run me over i fell asleep under there

falling asleep on that car hey crazy one

day it's lucky on your face

one day i'm gonna call you so you could

tell the world uh when i almost got us

uh killed and beat up in heaven oh geez

need to come on this but can you come on

this podcast one day honestly

yeah whenever you wish bro all right you

keep saying whatever you want though all

right

come on come right now i'm right now

yeah

i'm gonna draw the queens right now all

right [ __ ] i'm hanging up bye

goodbye man later y'all

heavens was a violent place it was i

walked by it frequently while violence

was happening

like i'm just trying to go get q-tips

there was bodies littered outside

heavens

i almost got me an ish killed that night

like i was killed really god has saved

my life on so many occasions

the inauguration

what you don't remember when we missed

just getting shot by about 30 seconds in

front of heavens

and they killed that dude out front

we was parked where the murder happened

30 seconds we missed that dude if

sometimes just walking up steinway like

you have to be careful about what the

commotion is

and what to be nosy sometimes i tap hell

yeah sometimes i tap the security it was

a big crowd across the street i tapped

the security in front of melody like hey

man what's going on out there

yeah man just dude just drove by shot

this whole [ __ ] up so that dude over

there that's laying down yeah he's dead

that that's steinway yeah yeah that's

how i learned some interesting nights

over here

that's how i learned that uh and this is

stupid to

say that this is how you learn this but

that situation is how i learned that

when you die your dick gets hard

huh back check that one no it's backing

google it it's a blood rush thing you

died you died your dick is hard they

never showed you that in low in order

i've heard that people [ __ ] themselves

but dude that was laying there on

steinway and they kept walking by him

rest in peace to do too because that was

a horrible horrible night that was bad

yeah that was bad that went from

starlets to uh

steinway so you know you saw a dead body

you noticed he had a stiffy

is that what you didn't want to ask

is that where you going with this story

could you say yo dude i'm starting to

rest in peace but you know

you went so well like you're telling me

you saw a dead body and noticed that

this [ __ ] had a woody me and you gonna

go outside and shoot the fish

right now it's all upside down that was

attractive you keep trying to make me

good and rory keeps trying to make it no

no no no no no

three of us again i'm not trying to make

anybody i don't want it

no i didn't notice his hard dick

when the ambulance and all that [ __ ]

came i did ask

why he's naked okay because they

stripped them naked

and in them telling the story of why why

he was naked

they said yeah and people keep walking

by because dick is hard and that's what

happens when you die your dick is all

like i learned something thank you

security guy who

knows what happens when people die i

didn't know that now

was he coming out of a strip club what

no you know what

what what they said oh that's what

you're saying

that was a great show everybody thought

he had action

[ __ ] came and pushed this [ __ ] that's

[ __ ] up man he on his way to get some

action

just pop the blue boy inside just not

the same it's not going to just pop the

nominee

you didn't you didn't flag a thing you

like that right you like more made a

little funny funny huh

i'm just saying that's a wild story man

that's a wild stuff i've never heard

that before yeah

y'all are nuts yeah i'm just you know

trying to clear up the story that's all

i mean dude was in uh dude was in the

strip club get uh

looking like he was having a good night

i guess something happened

with a dude something happened you want

to lead a spot he left the spot

went to another spot got followed to the

other spot and [ __ ] just went right

in the spot with it on him and got busy

like as soon as like as soon as he

parked the car neither is the hookah

spot that just happened in front of it

because this wasn't happening very

talking about a different dead body oh

okay

but that's what i'm saying in the

summertime and let me not bring down the

value of uh

steinway we're not going over local

businesses

it's a classic block yeah for real them

killers were so hyped when amazon was

coming

[Laughter]

right there they was all like yo why did

amazon choose virginia

hey i'll tell you why there's only been

20 bodies

in the past month over here yeah no you

keep your property value the same

yeah now raising your [ __ ] dude you

could buy weapons yeah you definitely

had to plan out your your late night

bodega runs

like oh two o'clock on a friday yeah

the kills ain't out yet they're still

getting drunk

there's a couple times they came early

the same way the same way i have stories

about

trying to sell drugs and just

recognizing that it wasn't for me

i have those same stories about shooting

guns it's not for you

man this is loud [ __ ]

[Laughter]

these movies are lying right you know i

need two hands for this [ __ ]

you you shouldn't be a shooter when

it's not getting where it was supposed

to go in the sky

you missed the sky

yeah honestly back in the day and i

remember somebody that was more equipped

with weapons than me

i bought a gun one time allegedly and i

showed him the gun i thought it was

pretty because i thought just weapons

were pretty bad like all right

sure and they said oh man that thing is

beautiful you bust that thing yet

you and i was like i never even thought

of that

wait i've never thought about shooting a

gun never never crossed your mind no i

just had one i said i should check this

bad boy

i went right up to the roof oh it was

over i was like all right no more gun

for me

yeah the inauguration yes

that's why [ __ ] stole guns from me

before but it's like you know what he

probably is going to

use it probably has some music he

probably needs that

and i don't the inauguration jennifer

lopez was there alex rodriguez was there

right the obamas were there sounds like

a couple

tonight the clintons were there

georgie you are going to trigger them

all here so but keep going

listen man it's not fun though that was

antifa that's some

that was auntie fat didn't knock race

card if you ask me obama is part of it

why does they keep inviting jlo to do

things where you have to be strong

i mean there's other options i love j.lo

she's from the bronx she's one of our

finest treasures sure out of the city

but it's like why do they keep

trying to display her vocal ability

this other this just i don't have an

answer this is better options is all i'm

saying this is

probably a couple couple different ways

this is just something that's better

focused on going hard for ashanti today

oh

i love j.lo but it's just like she this

you have to

you should be a very strong vocalist

when

you're singing at the inauguration zone

jlo is a performer you want to see you

perform

dancing she's a performer she's a

performer but

she wasn't feeling the vocals no and i

love j.lo but they

just stop hiring her to do these things

where you have to display her vocal

ability

that's uh her shoulders that's not her

strong yeah that's not her strong hand

that's all i'm saying

she looked great she's looking amazing

of course but always we just got to get

better some better vocalists to do these

type of engagements as well she's saying

women are to be seen and not hurt

i think that's what i'm saying that's

not what i'm saying

we should play to people's strengths so

you're saying jlo was fired until she

started performing no just play the

people's strengths that's all

get somebody up there that's vocally

strong like garth brooks

hey he actually did hey i'm not mad at

garth yeah you know i mean

now i think about it trump maybe did

have a point corset michelle can really

sing

i'm sorry i mean

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maybe trump is a better a r than biden

he has a better ear

oh i mean you know did we michelle agree

to that money

yes she did listen she didn't i don't

know

she didn't she took that too i don't

know you guys

absolutely shout out to chrissette i

didn't know the inauguration was

something that i was supposed to be

watching until everybody that was

calling and texting was like yo i'm

watching inauguration so i was all right

i'll cut it on yeah it was a full day i

didn't realize it was a full day event

like that my mom got real spicy with me

when i said no i'm not watching

why did they do got really mad at me

yeah i was like i'll catch the

highlights

yeah like i don't need to watch this i

wanted to just see i wasn't really

watching

but the inauguration but i was watching

to see them

escort donny dawn out the white house

when they pulled out the little

miniature red carpet put in the back of

the white house like seven dudes out

there sad

yeah poor joe exotic man

he thought he was coming home why he

said he had they say they had a limo all

did

it was a stretch uh hummer or some [ __ ]

yeah

joey hair and makeup done in prison

which i'll leave

my thoughts yo pull up with joe exotic

pull up what joe exotic said when he

didn't get released

because he thought he was alerting us

that don

the don doesn't care about us pam you

can't think that the don is releasing

you and then when it don't happen you

come to tell us he don't care no we was

telling you

imagine getting your hair and makeup

done to get out of prison and then you

don't and now you're sitting in the day

room with hair and makeup

just looking like a snack

she's just fine in prison now you [ __ ]

you need to get out that's how my exes

that wanted to leave phil

always takes it there i understand it

was getting all done

up to break up where you going come on

let's work it out i love you

yo i love you and the two moms did we

wasn't on the best terms

all the [ __ ] i met they don't compare

to you so i'm back

i'm back that's great when you learn

that the new [ __ ] don't compare to

the [ __ ] you [ __ ] it up with uh come

here pumpkin

come here stink them did the breakup

photo shoot work on you

they'd be working yes it works why do

they do that

well from what i've heard they say they

just feel really down and they need a

confidence booster for themselves

smash these cakes you can't play with me

like that cause i'll come off that [ __ ]

like if enough [ __ ] is liking you i'll

get home like whoa

joe exotic was saying something all

right i was too

oh all right this is joe exactly i was

too innocent

and too gay all right bro you staring at

me so come on let's get to it what's up

what'd you want to say

[ __ ] you'll be you'll be getting off the

dudes liking your chick 1000

i like when okay when my woman i'm glad

that you're here

i have no jokes people i like that okay

i don't like a partner that's not

desirable to people that's reason do you

no i like a partner that's desirable to

me

yo let's stop no more hip-hop talk

come on i'm exotic wasn't hip-hop but

okay good

he wasn't i didn't know how he put out

he had merch

i'm glad you said that come on rory

unpack this you like a woman to be

desirable to you

explain that to me i don't i think that

kind of goes without saying i would like

to desire my partner

of course i think i think what rory is

saying is that it's kind of weird that

you

joe get off from guys

liking your girl anger people anybody oh

okay

not just guys if my partner is desirable

and turns heads you want you want a

woman that's that

turns me on i think that's kind of

normal you were

you might have worded it in a way that

was a little weird being being being

attracted to women that are attracted

is deemed attractive what rory is saying

to me is a myth

that's that's the only reason i paused

right there no because i don't think men

believe

i i want you to be desirable to me and

me immediately i don't believe

that no no to me only

of course not i don't think i have the

oh it just wouldn't turn you off

eclectic taste only i find this woman

attractive of course i'm sure other

people oh you're just making fun of me

because it turns me

oh okay cause there's there's chicks

that

most people think are like the super

baddest chicks in the world that aren't

my taste so i don't get off because a

bunch of dudes like

that girl that got horrible surgery

right like it's just not for me

i don't get off because other dudes like

her all right got it right got it

no of course i'm sure all women that

we've dated or date

are attractive to more than just us

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and that's why i'm here that's that's

how i got here to just take the job my

thing is weird because i've dealt with

the girl when you walk in ain't nobody

pay you

pay you don't mind at all hey not an

inch of attention hey joe what's up man

go ahead man

just go ahead hey just

hey joe if you want to use the bathroom

for two hours you can anybody's gonna do

none of your girl anybody can talk to

her yeah

try to pass her a number on a paper

towel nothing none of the stuff that

[ __ ] do

she wants to do she will be just fine if

you leave her there for hours and that'd

be the girl that you leaving for hours

and come back and say

you left me for hours [ __ ] you aren't

gonna do nothing these [ __ ] don't want

you

he's just real live dope boys in here

you ain't got enough he's like

dead these ain't the fake dope boys yeah

those are real [ __ ] [ __ ] you got a

little way to go

yeah you were safe all right i was too

innocent and too gay to deserve a pardon

from trump

why are you quoting somebody i'm trying

to help you bro

yeah that transition was it was a crazy

transition yeah i'm doing it as a friend

these are joe exotics words not joe

button's words

who's also exotic and and

innocent and gay

now you read it you read it now i don't

want to read it no more i'm nothing

i was way too innocent and too gay in

capital letters to deserve a pardon from

trump i only mattered to don jr by the

way

sixth sentence um when he needed to make

a comment about me to boost his social

media post

boy were we all stupid to believe he