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look we could and we are back this

holiday gel we've been here holding down the fort like real one of you guys have

been here well I guess it a podcast you guys have been yeah yeah ah well I am

back hello salutations beautiful people out there listening I still got a little bit

of raspy tour voice going on you do I hear it but it's great or is that a

sodding boy you know if some of that is

uh my shooter voice uh multiple clubs were shut up can i you don't even know

anyway so yeah I am back this is number one I don't know 41 141 damn I miss 40

and it was the best ever damn 40 seems like one I wouldn't want

to miss yeah wait happens when you run do we have to do something big for uh 52

what is that the year did you have like a little like party I'll name this party

later we should be like maybe like her or he's like the king of like you know mixi [ __ ] like I'm the king of mixi [ __ ]

yeah like you know like your birthday party do one of those a live podcast will be cool tomorrow you're our year

anniversary I like I gotta buy tickets not you guys I'm talking to listeners I'll buy a ticket to just this support

my thing yeah we got we should work on it alright alright so I was going for

episode 40 of to those of you who do not know I was on tour we drove across

country oh my god it was exhausting driving drive cross-country from LA to Oakland

with them and I'll never go on tour again I slept for 13 hours less she did later Oakland did their one

I'm like what the [ __ ] you're not for this he's got the nerve to be Monroe is

not going on ship she couldn't handle Philly you think she was gonna handle LA to Oakland yes you couldn't handle

Philly I forgot about it even [ __ ] were dead after like one night they did LA we were just in the

back Diana got a bill for this real live work so I was on tour we drove

cross-country which really sounds much worse than it is um when you're stopping every night

multiple places the only really bad drives I'm gonna say were from Iowa City

to Denver which was about 11 hours and from Denver to Scottsdale Arizona which

was 15 hours of which that I drove the entire time don't ask me how or why or

any don't ask me anything but I drove the entire time it was great it was great we had a wonderful time I want to

shout out to everybody that came out and supported all the people that I met all the people that I took pictures with all

the people that saw the Joe Budden show for the very first time and it was quite a few of you guys much more than I

anticipated I want to thank all of you so then like the thought that I am we ended in we did

la Thursday and Oakland Friday and then I had absolutely zero to do uh so I said

that means you stay in LA for a little bit let me enjoy some of this nice

sunshiny weather some of these some of these nice la hoes one time for my la

sisters wow you're so you relevant with your J : you have a piece of woman's

hair in your beard right now and I'm not saying oh my god since Tuesday Jesus

Christ is that white dresser is it blog

the culprit crossed over all right

shouts oh hey uh did you guys didn't have to do I don't want them anymore I'm

I've moved on to wider pastures then why is there girls here maybe that's odd

that's odd being that I didn't see any girls at all

didn't have any threesomes or anything really um but so Rory was out you were

out in LA prior to us getting it yeah we're doing he Kaluza I miss you guys by about four days unfortunately cause you are out being a

fight no I was working I was working one

day I was working that's what we tell our girlfriends yeah come on you know I'm working I can't I can't call him don't you know I'm working like the best

oh that's the best this is a side rant here that's always the best guilt trip to run one like your

girl is [ __ ] blowing you up but or or you're ignoring her and then she gets to

attitude because that's how women do when you ignore them and you could hit him with yo you know I'm working you know I'm mad busy like oh my god nobody

guilt trip to run on your girl especially when you tell them prior that she'll be working yes then you could throw that I told you this she oh my god

it's great Marty I know you don't know anything about you have to ask you be in a relationship what's coming that's employed no it

doesn't matter yeah and also the Hollywood Hills excuse is great because there's never service that's true you

can never text in that's true those are good really good lines um LA was a blast

honey Palooza was great I touched on it briefly on the past episode with low inside dollar sign a sign Donna came and

did a mini concert for us we had a lot of pops of pop up of celebrities we

packed the whole place it was Avalon on vine and Hollywood Boulevard was the venue across from the

Capitol Records building it was great LA was our best stop we did Houston DC Atlanta listeners

we're doing the 26 they follow Rory at

Michael roars on Twitter oh whatever yeah I've been seeing way more people

with your Twitter name actually uh holdin Kylie field whatever you call you Sally Field it's not like a wrestler no

it's when he when a wrestler it's uh it's his fake eclectic yeah it's for

intellectual hosts look Marty would never do actual um so then uh the crew

flew out to LA with some of the crew Marty and and gunplay and Brandon flew

out to LA and I was gunplay its first time in LA oh wow it was cool it was

cool I don't think I don't think he was around the amount of women that he would have liked to be around because they

were all in your beard no we were just turned up as a crew but not like yeah

well it was it was similar with with our honey Palooza crew we didn't have like a bunch of outsiders it was kind of just I

really get crew a good time as a crew now we had a great time as a crew but for someone who's never been in LA and

you hear you hear me or people talk about it and the things we say about it he probably would have liked to be

around some woman number one number two it's hard to get [ __ ] when you're sharing a room yeah he was sharing a

room with Brandon oh and Brandon's married so it's not you can even be like yeah

mr. faithful so I can loser yeah why

would you want to be faced with such an early age your photo to your amazing girlfriends

out of town in LA you want to be [ __ ] faithful Brandon's a loser but uh yes I

was hard to get [ __ ] like that me I didn't even do any of the turn-up [ __ ] in LA I didn't do [ __ ] Greystone I

ain't even go to Roscoe's really please turn up city though can be if you make it hell yeah yeah my la is more of a

house party in the hills type I love this boozy la - yeah because that's part

of LA I'm not a big I don't really like the people in LA so I don't like Greystone I don't typically like the

clubs in LA I like it because it's different I like it because it's

different from New York like the music they play I was in LA actually the first time I ever heard before ty dolla sign

begin begin his uh him mustard you know

me tarted I was I was in toxic maybe the

first time I heard any of that hold a party video when I was cool yeah they don't do toxic anymore yeah

club Laura I believe they were giving them problems okay yesterday I'll do it

anymore but that really was an amazing party out there so I got here so you know it's just different culture or different

I'll I always say I could never move I could never live in LA I wouldn't get

any work done um I would just wake up and want to spend money yeah and they kept choking him and II kept Chokin though they'd have like 80

baby mamas if they lived it 100% that whenever I turned down up I turned down quite a bit of threesomes quite a few

threesomes in LA oh you're so popular I'm not popular damn it I get to see my la abou texting

Maddie while she was in LA cuz someone ended up cuz I don't follow this gentleman on Instagram but I follow

someone that hangs out with him mmm and I texted Monty I said do you know

blank and blank is in LA and she said we bout to meet up later

well no whoa Roy Roy I think I may have been on the other side

eggs with with mati mati got like the curve of the [ __ ] century you know

what's funny this is what's funny about my Mendes Marty Monroe mattina body whatever your [ __ ] name is here MA

you know I always say mati is like 12 years old mati still when there's a guy

that she likes so she turns into great school and like the person texts her with anything you don't even have to say

anything of any relevance just a little typing icon okay like the

pissed-off red face emoji he's so aggressive about what happened in the

room right when we were watching the movie in the knife I'm just trying to tell a story we were all in my room we

were hanging out we had we were we had plans to just go and tear the streets up and mati apparently was uh receiving

text from this man mm-hmm who shall remain who shall remain nameless but boy

was she excited cheek did she mad teeth visible on her [ __ ] face like body

would like and me cuz I get annoyed when women are happy buddy what's gone though

we have plans I thought we were gonna out to be here to hang out with your friends like the cruise just like nah [ __ ] y'all they hit me I'm gonna meet up

with Bay so the plan was you were

leaving your crew oh wait that wait time out and you weren't even with us you

weren't even with the crew you left where you were to come be with the crew

ya came T all right then we were in your room and I was watching a movie which

reminded me of that person so I text him to see if he was no no no then we were in my room and you were mad thirsty you

already knew he was in LA you were thirsty no [ __ ] I'm talking about

oh I hadn't talked to him in a couple we anyway so then I text him and then I FaceTime Tim and then that's when I got all super giddy because we were talking

and then my tea was extremely excited and I was angry about it because I hate to see mati happy about she um so I said

damn man this guy must be in the ninth inning all his other hoes aren't texting baby's home with his brother and like

all his friends watching some [ __ ] game cuz he like the Lakers late it here's why confused and I'm not saying

this was Maddie's case but we're used to that ninth inning coming around to 2:30 in the morning la is a bit different

yeah so women may be thrown off at 11:00 p.m. they think they're the first option yeah it wouldn't be the ninth inning he

had an audition we'll hear to me with a director the next day and we kept trying to look give little clues famous anyway

listen somebody was really really really excited right but we weren't gonna meet up all right so so sidebar we get off

the let's get off a Marty and tell another story where are they combined in the end I

love when stories do that oh man what

should happen so as a crew we decided to go to Sky Bar I was staying in the Mondrian I love the Mondrian even though

they cancelled our 24-hour room service carrot cake I didn't need to bring that back but so we went to the sky bar

strangest part downstairs that carrot cake is amazing but they don't tell me much so we went downstairs to the sky

bar thing and it will be lit and it wasn't really lit you know they had the AMAs this weekend did he had a big

mansion party that I wasn't invited to Oh cuz it is a [ __ ] old dock back

when judy was in the streets so yeah he had a big mansion party but we went sky

bar and it was totally empty so me and a young lady friend of mine um videos no

[ __ ] in here and she said nice bit so anyway long story short we decided to we made a bet

well she made a bet that she just threw me into the bet was let's see who could bag two two four two two three women two

two three women are to engage in extracurricular activities after the

night mmm in the next hour so we go in and that's our mission so now everybody

that is with us is like kind of helping each of us on the mission but uh so own

just [ __ ] with any other thing you know I mean it wasn't any quality in there that night she had company plea to the

LOA yet all the deuces with her she had mad cougar deuces

unlike Hill if that's the bet and she'd like to read the fight friend I didn't say they had to look a certain way but whatever

so while Asia I went to go sit down and it looked like I was conceding to the

bed I went to go sit down by the entrance to the club which is also the

exit to the club strategic purposes which is also right next to the woman's

bathroom because you always want to be next to the exit in the woman's bathroom if you're trying to see women which was

also the smoking section because smoking women love to chitchat I had it all man I really could've

killed her but while I'm sitting over there Asia's there and Asia's there with her cousin who I don't know a gentleman

and a just says we've really got to get out of here because Maddie's blowing my phone up yeah I was in the car please

don't make me take your microphone and unplug it I'm trying to tell I'm trying to tell my side of the story

Asia says mati is blowing my phone up so we really have to get going yep and I said mati yeah sitting in her

car good I tell story I'm gonna take your mug if you in Rome Astoria go I said Motty Oh agent you

must be mistaken Maddie's not here Monty had a booty call I mean she got a text from no a Bay of

hers and that's where she is so I don't know who you think is in your car hey just said now whoever that [ __ ] is

he dead at her and my knees in my car sleep blowing up my phone because she

wants us to leave so because her night got [ __ ] up so you trying to [ __ ] that's a pretty good impression so all

boy dead it's you we knew from the jump we weren't hanging out your room other

[ __ ] hit him bad no we knew from his room we weren't hanging out I had been texting Asia to come get me from your

room because I had a 6:00 a.m. flight drove you straight to curve city and I

sat in [ __ ] Asia's car once they pulled up and she said I want to go on for a minute my cousin wants to keep hanging out I'm like fine so me and her

friend slept in the car and I was texting her like yo can we go because I really need to pack my luggage I haven't done [ __ ] and I need to catch this

flight in three hours so then finally she went to her thing I know take

another over more with the whole entire people and I already took an uber from where we were before to there why do you

want you speaking so because you guys are talking make up a whole story about how you guys I've never been cursed if I

have to but I never got good that curve was a hundred miles and running for room

that's why we can't make these really smart witty God type of jokes bring you anyway so Marisa went to Curtis City in

heaven s I was really happy that her tonight was [ __ ] ruined and we're very

happy that your night ended with you sleeping in a car just run in the back seat not getting any of sex okay did

anyone visit the Armageddon known as downtown LA no I didn't I didn't do it

God downtown LA is disgusting I didn't do that I think Johnny and Brandon went

and did some touristy type [ __ ] I went down there Austin had a gig would just blaze in a warehouse I have no idea what

the ablaze always has a gig in a warehouse yeah so we arrived I didn't

I'd never been to downtown LA every time I'm there I mean how Wood Valley Tokyo shoot a brick yeah

Hollywood Hills I'm really [ __ ] like the airport maybe traffic is bad so we

get in there it's a [ __ ] [ __ ] show it's a wet dark warehouse there's not one light on we somehow make just blazed

out through the small crowd and he is in a corner just as scared as the rest of

us I said Austin do ten minutes let's get the [ __ ] out of here

hmm I then walk out there is homeless people everywhere downtown LA is the

most dirty place I've ever been to in my life mmm I'm not comparing Manhattan in

downtown LA at all ever you can't compare minute in downtown with the homeless with dirt with dirt but what

section of Manhattan is so dirty let's hear like le s that's for cultural purposes it's artsy it's supposed to be

okay all right okay look no that was

that was terrified of it no we hadn't

remember but I mean I'm sure I've been there as well but I don't yeah i think i

think i lost i think i lost quite a few of my la hoes while I was in LA because

you weren't you were carving them for other shorty I mean I mean she's fun

she's fun but I mean I think there should be some type of I think my holes

were breaking the unwritten like whole rules which is if you're one of my hoes

right and you see me take a picture with

who you think is another one of my hoes you are not you shouldn't be allowed to

text me and let me know your thoughts on it like you shouldn't be allowed to text me like yo you love white [ __ ] I see

or like any of them [ __ ] any of those [ __ ] texts did women's sin when fish when they want to let you know that

they know something for like open up the door of conversation like a whole shouldn't be allowed to do that you have

to graduate to another level of something before you can argue with me

about my hose you can't be one of the hose and argue about the hose because I'm not gonna argue I'm not even gonna

dignify women don't think they're the hose so they think they can do that alright so PS a public service

announcement here are some women are the

hose you know what that raises some questions are the hose a lot of women

are those a lot of women on oh and I have one more la story that sprays is a very valid question

how do how do women know when they are part of the hose we know if we're not

you're mean we just we just hope that you liked to pretend along with us be a

little bit more in wait we OB both have hose but it's like we just hope that

you're a little bit more what Maddie said kind of makes sense and she

admitted it women just want us to play along to feed into their false sense of

reality yeah I know I'm one of your hoes but just treat me you know put on the

facade yeah to make me feel like I'm not let's just pretend for the moment my best friend Carol hi Carol you've got a

lot of weird best friends am i calling you weird she says random best friends that come in no this is my best friend Carol Carol

yeah you've met her I've met Karen we went bowling together why do you do have like did Joe have one

a wrist guard when you went bowling with them five best friends I feel like every

friend we meet of yours is your best for Carol what what number do you think you are on the best friend list for money -

no I heard of tours I don't know who you've met her together hi Tori you went

bowling together duh I don't remember any of Marty's best friends but I care a great to meet you Jules calm in high

school we don't need to hear what is like - well yeah that's what I said you bored yeah and we all joined

and then I went to Santana's town his store and then we'll hung out we realize we're both from Jersey or the Stone Age

messageboard people are weird I'm gonna ask I'm gonna stay with that Carol you are pretty weird I'm talking about I'm

gonna ask a question that may sound like shade okay but it's not shade okay go

for it what is Juelz Santana doing right now not much in hardcore old fans are

disappointed with it you could have been so much more but I think he just gets so much money off of old [ __ ] and touring

the old songs well no I'm not um listen I'm not trying to question his financials no I mean I mean you have to

do something to keep making money I think that I guess I'll guess the better question I'm trying to ask is why isn't

the other why is he why isn't he rapping no any he still has to deal with Def Jam and he was supposed

to come out with an album and another mixtape and I'm sure there might be some contractual [ __ ] going on I'm sure there

is long if he hasn't put on an album since what Carol oh five no it's not oh

[ __ ] he knows the exact date has it been old fun yeah oh yeah I was in high school I was early in high school when

she was put out that up huh he only put out two up oh yeah freshman what that was oh five there's when we started college over five yeah

the second one um what the games were missing that since that we had anything that's kind of wack was crazy

I would look dekhi I would like to hear new Juelz I would will and mixtape in

like 2013 or 2014 but that came and went I'd like to hear more I can tell your face could have been better than watch

the throne if they would have done it in their prime yeah yeah then that never came to fruition I'm like I'd like to

hear more from from jewel wasn't just pet click I wish the Dipset a reunion would

have been more but they try didn't fail so many times that now it's like the appeal but that might have just been like a money grab type of situation it

was like really quick it was and they and they're all these things supposed to come out of it like a mixtape an album in a tour and I mean the tour have

happened and so we got yeah I did so much Jim Jones recently you know we saw mud you know the mall the garden stayed

off plaza you know it was good just buying a phone case what else

me and Johnny was sitting there like you know I'm kind of curious what kind of phone case he's gonna we were bored I

forgot Joe was doing something that made me and Johnny have to sit for a while and Jim talking to a Helen 18 we have

just seen Jim Jones and he said what up to Joe and then we were born I was like you know what for conversational purposes type of phone case you think

he's gonna buy your worries hope I mean I would like to know did you find out

did we did we know I was gonna stare it in the mall casually walk by and browse

nor does Jim Jones have the appearance that welcomes you to a party what hey

bro the phone case you practice in there I don't want the work yeah this is all

yeah but it was good to see him good bein I mean that man way Bieber's album

is great oh yeah sales the sales are all wrong yeah because you know what we were

wrong but I forgot homeboy had left that group good to a-1 may be that record

with Timbaland but One Direction is the group that was really really young and then the kid left and then it was like all the kids were sad not the leader um

the young kid which he clearly was a very important piece to this group

because the second he left it was over yeah but I mean they still sold 4,000 some 400,000 something very good Bieber

went over Bieber was one they were too logic was three in a surprise logic did

very well congrats to logic if he was out there surprised it was Sebastian I was surprised that people were surprised

yeah it logic did very well his last time out he old you the same thing BAM

here Alessia did like forty song very disappointed in that out and even really

disappointed in that album she hoodwinked us she fooled us she put out

this [ __ ] song here that speaks to all the [ __ ] intro her weirdo [ __ ]

who hate to be in a club speaking to strangers and would rather be at home at night popping a pill or smoking a blunt or

doing something at home right so she [ __ ] reeled us all in with this [ __ ] so I run to buy the album cuz

I'm like alright she's one of us she's speaking to me I purchased them she's got a bunch of [ __ ] pop poppy tech

[ __ ] on there I'm like man I expected pop on there though why she's on a major label

so her to do that she's 17 she's 17 17 external maybe wouldn't have

bought her album if I knew she was 17 yeah I don't need to [ __ ] hear was a 17 year old thing yeah her idea was not

to be in the cafeteria talking to people at the club the cafeteria was used to be

the party I love I didn't think her whole album would be like I'm having it I mean she just it was very misleading

and so I'll say that there's misleading I didn't think I'd get a whole album of that from this thing I expected to get

something else more in the same Lane of the single and unfortunately dead

Annette what else happened up musically so billboard put out a list everybody was up in arms about I'm not gonna talk

about who cares like that is why people put out these lists yeah I said

billboard got exactly what they wanted I mean like yeah they put out these lists so people can get angry I used to work

on me earlier in my career now I don't really care who's on the list or why you put it no let's break it down and put it

on YouTube yeah you're right what else happens something some more [ __ ] happened up here Isis is killing

everybody branch to Chicago in a serious note oh yeah what happened out there uh

a cop shot somebody okay black kid unarmed no he had a knife

on him but he was certainly just walking down the street he was not taunting anyone he was not running at anyone I

would want to have a knife for me to it in South Side Chicago I would as well so why does shoot him

of course they felt threatened um no from Pia funny Tom if you're gonna feel

threatened yeah I have a cop in Chicago right [ __ ] be you know the fact I have to

and again I don't know this is all coming from this podcast we're very ignorant in these types of things not politics or police forcing but what are

you training a police officer to do if he's threatened in every situation in the only way he knows how to defuse it

is bullets why are you protecting our city are you protecting then oh I'm so

confused on how that works yeah yeah I

said we've had unfortunately we've had a lot of debt this year too much um and

not very many indictments this one was indicted for first-degree murder oh

that's good right I could be mistaken but I think that's what I read don't

kill me on Twitter why would I would hope that that that would happen in Chicago I mean Chicago

is one of the places you would assume black lives matter and shout out to figments I saw he was out there protesting with the people last night oh

really yep so are they protesting boolean daily a little no I mean they just they just

released the table yes yeah all right shout out shout out to vic mensa then what what out what else has been going on in the universe people are up in arms

over the Campbell Soup commercial that shows two fathers feeding their son I didn't see that one or hear about that

it's making me like insane how homophobic people are I just can't even believe it I cannot believe it is there

commercial like that yeah it's very simple they're not [ __ ] sucking face and like shoving soup down the kid's

throat they're feeding him like a choo-choo train or something is that is that how gays Parrott know people know

the people's comments you would think that that's what's happening they're like oh my god they're shoving this [ __ ] down my throat and we don't want all

this gay sex on television what the [ __ ] are you guys talking about it's to a happy family feeding their child like

whether you like it or not homosexuality exists and may need representation on television too just like everyone does

yeah but a nigga's defense you don't take two dudes to make

I gotta make Campbell's there so

impression about like your child's gonna see it on the street it's better they learn now and become tolerant and can continue this [ __ ] cycle of ignorant

and and [ __ ] hatred like by shading them from it and making them seem like it's wrong and it's bad they're gonna

continue to think that it is wrong and bad and it's gonna continue this [ __ ] cycle of horrible [ __ ] people yeah while I love that passionate rant you

just went on I do have to say mati is like a dumb [ __ ] for like 15 minutes

have you ever seen old school welfare oh yeah you know when they're doing the debate [ __ ] and they ask him

some like crazy question and he's like a [ __ ] the whole movie and then he [ __ ] comes out with the most

articulate answer ever and goes what just happen I just like to believe I'm

actually highly intelligent I just choose not to [ __ ] go into these really like wait [ __ ] hard things

excuse me like [ __ ] headaches and everybody has some [ __ ] crazy opinion and it's just I don't even want to do it

it's why I like to keep everything light-hearted and just fun my tea is for the gays I mean I'm for equality and

people that are [ __ ] fighting for equality with diversity with all these things with men and women having equal pay you can't [ __ ] pick and choose

who is your equal everybody is your equal gay straight black white asian man woman it doesn't [ __ ] matter we all

need representation on television in mainstream media everywhere it is the [ __ ] way of the world and that is how

it's going to be don't [ __ ] say that you don't want to see a gay person on your television and then get mad when you don't when people when a [ __ ]

racist is like oh I don't want to see a black person it's all we need diversity we need everything we all need representation equality is for everybody

everyone is equal what did you google this ran

- our thing on Twitter yesterday I was sofa and then Pete someone brought up the Bible and I'm like unless you the

[ __ ] Virgin Mary and haven't had sex before marriage and all other [ __ ] don't bring up to me what the Bible says about homosexuality don't [ __ ] bring that

[ __ ] into a God loves all his children that's it period you're not debating religion with people your neck is about to break equality is

a good segue here - what on Monday I was going to lunch at just salads on Hudson

and my god no no this it's gonna get somewhere around there so I get my

typical salad my typical salad cost around $9 were such a [ __ ] I get my

typical salad a just salad I get extra avocado cuz I'm feeling you know pretty

good that day Wow so I'm thinking it's gonna be around it's gonna be around $11 I go to the register this woman smiles

at me I said oh hey no you yeah I give

her my little receipt she says six dollars listen I'm not gonna argue this

one give her my card she half swipes my card nothing comes up on the screen no

receipt hands me my card hands me my bag says have a nice day boom holla I'm not gonna sit there and

question it as you should not be freezing here and know if their conditions Kimmel so I walk out and I

text a young lady I said you know I think I just got a free lunch she's like oh what happened I told her what

happened and she said oh yeah that happens all the time I have a my Starbucks husband never charges me for

my coffee I'm like wait so this is a typical day in a woman's life she's like

yeah we know people just say it was appreciated places when they think we're attractive and I said yo I'll take the

[ __ ] cat calling down the street if I'm getting free [ __ ] lunch every day no in Greece this is why men make more

there's a text because we have to pay for Shelley yeah and that's why we die first oh my god there's a reason why we make

little it's because y'all have to pay for lunch not almaty probably up in the

same neighborhood and I know women in

food is everyone ready for wife me Twitter tomorrow with all their Thanksgiving cooking pictures oh Senatus

is important so i take pictures of it we've been talking for man long and have not made one mention of Thanksgiving

yeah that's a which is tomorrow cuz we record we are pieces of [ __ ] oh by the way I think we should put it out tonight because a lot of people are saying they

want to prep and listen to the podcast and people are commuting to wherever they're going so we're gonna put it out the subject yeah

Thanksgiving I'm gonna bring liquor I'm

old I'm getting older rather - oldest Joe but alive the older I get the more I

love Thanksgiving like Christmas comes down and Thanksgiving goes mad presents

cuz you're still nine years old but outside of that I'm wait I'm with Rory on this one Thanksgiving is when you're

older moves up on the pecking pecking order um and while I love it I do

everyone knows Twitter on that black Twitter on Thanksgiving is amazing it is one of the best days on Twitter as well

everyone is home telling their family stories and wife me Twitter is going nuts yeah nothing but pictures look at

me in the kitchen I bet the girls you [ __ ] with her on the couch right now waiting for a place it's me yo dump her

it's not in the kitchen right now wifey material even though I'm single

choose me Twitter is going to be in full effect tomorrow and I can't [ __ ] wait

I am excited about that now did you say that I am people always post pictures

that are really really ugly plates and we all laughed like one big happy family

and your shitty plate yeah that's what Twitter is for me I always have mad extra time to laugh because my house it

feels like is the only house that is not eating the first plate into like eight nine o'clock always says come come by

two PM 10:30 rolls around everyone is wasted like it was anyone gonna serve

yeah for real like listen we get we get here early at two three none of the food's ready but it's

cooking so we get to smell the aroma does everyone say prior though like this year's gonna be different this year

we're gonna eat early yeah no they do that at my house every [ __ ] year yeah I think your parents might be black man

yeah it might be we Turley Victorino its they're black

and for New Jersey no Millstone New Jersey same thing my freeholder lives

it's [ __ ] beautiful over there where is it again wu-tang yes he literally why

does that change it's like it's a

[ __ ] please RZA is not from there well she does any well they're her

parents live there um my family will probably be serving dinner very very

late I'll be starving by the time dinner is served um there will be food hidden in cabinets

because everybody is not privy to all of the food that's there um and I'm petty

so I still like to have leftovers the next day and I don't want all these folks eating all my [ __ ] what else I ain't got no [ __ ] in New York so

nobody's gonna make my play I'm gonna make my own plate what else happens on [ __ ] Thanksgiving Oh none of my none

of my uncle's that I like are invited to my [ __ ] see that now that's why that's why Thanksgiving is uh we're doing

Thanksgiving dinner my house right oh we didn't I think we've been doing it in my

house actually now think about it um I get to call the shots here um so I don't get to deal with a bunch of family

members that I don't like I'm really excited about that my dad's coming in my sister's coming in my [ __ ] my sister who says uh Joey I'm

Joey she could say it's beautiful Oh your little sister my sister who is true you know I guess you should be able

to talk because you say yo E I'm yo E is the cutest thing in the universe you probably wouldn't know about that cuz you just swallowed kids you don't

swallow the kids grow you know I have a

date on Saturday and he's probably listen to this podcast and be [ __ ] scared uh I found out that you swallowed

kids and we were about to go on a date I'd be pretty excited yeah me too

you might can pick from the other side of the menu now just so you know boo this is all entertainment so Jenna's

coming up here this weekend yeah dr. Champa Jen Tampa Jay my god she left on

fire Moody's on one of my pics recently Sam but Jen awesome shot you don deleted the pic so that you can't find that on

Tom Tampa Jen who we spoke about in episode 3 or now or that was like

episode like [ __ ] 31 weirdo oh you

whatever episode yeah no we spoke about it before Jules game to run away look at the episode before him one either wait

she's coming up here this weekend I don't even know what's happening in New York anymore like you leave New York for

a few days or for a month and you could like totally out the loop the weather's

not as bad as [ __ ] was saying it was so cold and cold oh you have a show

Sunday right you're gonna plug that no no it's a lot already it's a New Jersey Oh quiet feel yeah it's in New Jersey um yes not that cold

it's nice out here like what's happening um I would like to go somewhere tonight

because Thanksgiving Eve is for the holism Authority Street and I am a hoe and a thought so I would like to go

somewhere I don't know where there is to go Oh is it Thanksgiving Eve or nothing

he's like the huge that's to go out the Donner fab has a party with Flex but

I feel like vApp has had a party every night for the past three months yeah I bet fab has two projects coming up yes

he has one drop in on Thanksgiving oh really yeah the mixtape so he always does a

christmas friend and um whatever he put out last year part two on Christmas Day yeah young og part yeah - I want another

soul tape but this is me fabs um fabs road manager we also met her on Jules comm we all came up together we

still talking about bringing it all back like Curb Your Enthusiasm huh put it all together let me ask my two white friends

here Carroll is a hundred percent white - no she's not she's Peruvian definitely not why she got a little bit ass on the

B's that sweater she got sneaky what yugioh she was hiding as we try to hide

it with the long sweater when you're not really hiding anything at all you want to know Carol showing off her ass mmm so

you know what you show it off when you're not at work she does talk your [ __ ] Carol does you have some some ass

back there was digging she does right yeah I thought I saw like a little bit of poke out can we not treat her like an object and like a human being please

tell us not gay so it's not a misogynistic podcast even though it is yeah true and I forgot the point I was

trying to make we starts on what Carol's ass before oh by two white odd YouTube being my two white friends here how long

after Thanksgiving do you guys eat leftovers as white people I'm two days

until they're gone so if they're still

there monthly dinner set three tomorrow

wait good for you so you're not gonna ask my question um I don't know I don't really ever bring home leftovers it's never at my house so I just don't think

so you wouldn't know because why would anybody have Thanksgiving dinner in Europe I mean I have a it's named life

is tremendous and I you know man [ __ ] I have heat oh yeah should we

link up at my house tonight you're

missing all over here [ __ ] you so two days right all right yeah I figured that for white people it was somewhere around

there you can definitely stretch to three or four which I've done but typically I'm

gonna go to we used to have leftovers in your fridge for at least a week after we would have bars at your house well

longer than I should um yeah I don't have an image to up keep on this podcast I'm going at least six days yeah six on

the chicken I'm eating Thanksgiving dinner for the rest of the week when your mom will make that big-ass pot of spaghetti and leave it in the fridge of

the old crib bro I used to pick up that [ __ ] every [ __ ] day yeah black people we find ways to [ __ ] eat [ __ ] for way

longer than we're supposed to well I'm sure I'm gonna freeze some [ __ ] tomorrow because my mom is making collard greens

my mom makes the best collard greens I'm in the [ __ ] universe and her collar

is one of the dishes where if you leave it out on Thanksgiving it's going to be

gone quickly so I'm certain I will be hiding collard greens in the freezer in

my bedroom in the dog bowl like I'm hiding collard greens everywhere because

I'm very excited about it um what else Thanksgiving is that type of food that it's still just as good when it's

leftover like Chinese food for example you have one shot you're not gonna save that other things like chicken alfredo

is great the next day fried chicken chicken is great the next day Thanksgiving is another one that's great

the next day yeah yeah my tea I might even go on a limb and say you know might be better might be better the next day

I think chicken alfredo is better the next day than it is today and I think and I think curry chicken is better the

next day as well his man [ __ ] is better the next day people wake up early in the morning eat that [ __ ] like cold beats

no you always jump right in I use always rap that to myself and I'd

be in your kitchen in the morning eating cold food in fact we got there so

outside of giving us for sale you can buy it if you want really so you buy it I should do the pool

parties again yeah right there so Thanksgiving is coming oh what's

happening after that Black Friday I'm cool I mean I'm gonna try Cyber Monday

though what's Cyber Monday it's the Monday afternoon you could all these sales online it's Black Friday online it'd be

way doper if like pornhub like released content that would be late oh wait time

out now so you can buy plane tickets for cheap one cyber cyber monday probably never participated I have no idea

Rory oh I flew JetBlue I love Debra we didn't get to tell you I'm sorry mom we

didn't get to tell you so in LA we are we did escape the room and we escaped

and it was fun I was sitting here like what [ __ ] losers went to escape the room in Los Angeles I'd say we did a lot

of like Oh homie [ __ ] oh I [ __ ] Austin had a session with friend of the show while a and we walked in we walked

into the session ah so you're trying to use your fat ass to bait rappers Carroll

about equality she argued with him I

walk into the studio with all he invited Austin over for a session in Los Angeles

and we walk in it was your way in the studio status show my client was good

through true uh and I walk in and he says wait don't you do that podcast with

that [ __ ] Marisa I was rolling back I'm totally making and she was eager just

know we did have a sexual while a while I did not mention single thing power so we don't even know

you exist good while a who was a great person and was very hospitable to us while we were

there opened up his house to us he was a great great great guy cool while a who

has owed me a verse since [ __ ] Back to the Future which was a meaning statement was a really

good mixtape which was a million years ago while a give me my [ __ ] version I'm sure I'll get it done if I ask yeah

but like I was saying to you Rory so while we were in LA we decided to go

on up we decided to actually plan a guy's trip guys trips are cool

in January like channel works I could do we never guys don't normally take trips

together yeah I actually feel uncomfortable like planning men don't

plan those tight that feels like two dudes serving Campbell's soup to their Sunday it's a no exactly exact see women

do that a lot and they're going all these [ __ ] girly trips and they talk [ __ ] and they be hoes and they do all types of [ __ ] guys never do that so

while in LA we decided that in January at some point all of the fellas we would

take a trip to Vegas and stay there for an Airbnb for maybe three days and then

drive to Vegas wait well what we haven't

decided which one will do well what we're gonna do one another we're gonna either drive to fly to LA and go to

Vegas or fly to Vegas well we had a great Airbnb in Glendale um so that's

probably cheaper than doing a Airbnb in Vegas how much would that here baby I'm not gonna say that was a nice listen I

said I saw some pictures you look so fly what it was it was a house was a

residential house and some but we want some real life five Johnny say this or some [ __ ] like with a pool and all this

other fancy [ __ ] in West Hollywood wait when January it's a fellas trip

you don't have a dick I hope nope I don't but I could stop a great wing woman now you're just gonna go out there

and try to [ __ ] meet up with your [ __ ] booze and she didn't we don't really have time no I'm not this is for the guys to do our whole

[ __ ] yeah but I do I don't do whole [ __ ] but like I hang out with [ __ ] I can't have bad [ __ ] half of your life is ho [ __ ] if there

was a movie where you had to just put all your host [ __ ] into a film

you're like a see you probably about four years old if we take all the

horseshit away from your life I've done quite a bit of hoeing actually what was

that comment that that girl made your little friend it was in the room with us

cuz I want her best friends and she says

some [ __ ] that ended I we laughed we laugh so I don't even remember I have to

ask somebody else that was present cuz she really ended you we're talking about somebody and then uh oh you have my

teammate help she would definitely suck his dick something like that we'll find

out and we'll get back to you guys listeners know so we got Thanksgiving Black Friday Cyber Monday and Christmas

come New Year's right around the corner this year kind of flew by half of it at least I don't go to church on on New

Year's don't either I went last year but if I'm not going to share my pastor day I'm not doing that but I normally bring it in I'm on my

knees with my hands folded talking to God no matter where I am Oh whether it's my house when I'm in a club

no matter no matter where I matter what I'm doing that that is what I'm doing um so I'm sure I'll do that this year I'm a

mom I would have a house party I was gonna ask you but I was gonna say that for off there if we should do that yeah I might want to have a I believe is it's

[ __ ] it's it's Amateur Night I don't want to be out in the [ __ ] yeah nobody wants to be out and about in New

York or New Year's Eve if you want to stay away from Times Square you want to stay away from uptown you want to stay away from the streets period because they're overcrowded

inflation's going on mad mad people being overcharged for parking one New Year's Eve I went to like three

different spots and paid like 400 hours boy oh you didn't see the uber receipts

yeah yeah sickening you know yeah I actually spent it with hot 97 - Jase last New Year's

Ebro rented out of studio and we did a little mini party there and had a good

good time yeah I just got a I got a hibachi with Victoria and her family every year and then we go to church and then I go home is Victoria another

bestie sorry so I'm spending Thanksgiving with yes oh man best and Christmas I spent every holiday with nice yeah nothing in house

party is the way to go invite a couple of holes um in habitat yeah sounds like

fun to me I will plan it oh those are always fun oh I wanted to get y'all opinion I stirred up the Internet little

old me stirred up the Internet all by myself yesterday would you I asked a simple simple question and people Oh Kim

Kardashian Erykah Badu uh ran did you I don't think Kim is a ho

I don't think Erykah Badu is oh because I don't know them but by the time wide

standards Kim Kardashian is a ho because she's dealt with a lot of famous men that's all she's known for is dealing

with famous men so she's a ho according to the timeline not according to me so by that standard if Kim is a ho is

Erykah Badu a ho no she's also she's

only dealt with famous men Erykah Badu has only had long-term relationships

with these men never never sure I'm gonna play devil's advocate here Kim has

been in quite a few long-term relationships and in quite a few short ones too one was her marriage yeah Reggie was a

long time Ray J was a long time yeah he's been a long time our I'm not

counting yay why she's married well shoot they're together now they're married now I'm not counting her husband

on a remote list I don't know how long Ray J was

Wow what is why years here so easily I don't know either was for a while so we

don't know it was a while though okay I'm trying to learn from this debate how

long are you a seer what a idiot oh yeah I've never even used it serious answer

that I might switch the Samsung my god

Marissa would get her information series you know on it I'm gonna [ __ ] out here I'm going to cook I got mad [ __ ] to do

to get ready for no chef charge wait on Thanksgiving you don't say they dated

for three [ __ ] years three years yeah but this is one of the same chefs that I hired in recent years and their price

was what is Thanksgiving so I'm not doing that so we're all cooking I don't charge me bunch of [ __ ] like I won't get

up and [ __ ] cook or my family can't cook so so we're cooking um everybody's gonna bring some [ __ ] we're gonna cook some [ __ ] when I have a good time I mean

have man preparation to do and my mom [ __ ] made me is making me get the paper plates and the sodas and the

juices and [ __ ] cuz assume are goes right down the street from me which I hate I hate being the guy responsible for getting the sodas and juices because

the monster carry that and my mom and her weirdo friends they like like all

the weirdo healthy drinks by so it's all go go get all the drinks but don't get

any sodas don't get anything like that Organic grant gluten-free so you could

they only sell it in one place in the content all of that type [ __ ] so that's what I have to get ready to do oh and I

guess I have to clean because you have to have a clean house when people come to you out damn I would love to hear

some of the stories from the women that get hit with the UH so who you dating like you still single like all of those

things given stories of anymore I'm all good I think my family is really happy that uh oh yes great great great great I

really hope they do I really hope they do um what do we have your mom no I do want to bring up a point I'm a bit taken

back by this Cam Newton a backlash for his dabbing and while I dab is a

joke and I don't particularly like the dance I cannot see you dabbing oh I dabble all the time haha I would love

that's all I was doing on him folk that's all I was doing a little eh you just broke my laptop sure you would you

would be dabbing it away oh yeah I was doing none of my Milly Rock I was dabbing with it on any block I

mean what's recorded we could do it

today yes starlets I heard Milly rock I'm not going strong I heard Milly Rock in LA I heard her

rockin Denver I was happy to hear Milly Rock spreading other places outside of

New York oh so that was cool oh but I do want to know and as someone who is a Gronkowski fan

I do love Gronk Rock is cool but it's it's kind of interesting that Gronk for

the past three years has publicly been getting wasted on his social media he's

known as the guy that drinks he's the partier he's the young guy why is that okay and not a disgrace to the sport but

Cam Newton scoring a touchdown and Dad Donny's house is now like we need to write letters to the league Oh coz of

white privilege I don't I don't think cam has done anything offensive he

dabbed during the blowout when and I agree what he said if you don't want to get dabbed on if you only blown-out then

[ __ ] do your job and keep me out too hands-on I think cam is having an amazing year um I'm not sure if he wins

MVP over Tom Brady um but its neck and neck between the two of them right now I

don't know how far Brady's gonna go with all the injuries the Patriots seem to have their very depleted at a bad time

but Tom Brady has just like a knack for making like no names household names and

his MO for that 10 year counting him out I still feel like they should have lost to the Giants on why that game I'm not

even doing this with you almost had me had me there bro I do feel like they

should have lost that game but more importantly actually I'll wait on I'll

wait on that cuz I do want to get into favorite people in the universe and I want to talk about how I've been

searching his name every half hour on Twitter because I'm a loser but outside

of that let's talk about fan duel now wait a minute oh I should ask that no no

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FanDuel will match it with up to hundred bucks that gets earned as you play that's a bonus of up to $200 offers only

good for the first 50 people that sign up for my league um adrian peterson really bailed me out of a tough matchup

two weeks ago um when he had two hundred yards I haven't really been able to keep up with sports the way I typically do

because I've been on the road and all this [ __ ] has been happening you can't catch TV's your schedule you know it's

all over the place but uh I've never been more happy to be wrong and let me

just switch sports for a minute then I am about God singers I was gonna correct

you if you said porzingis that's god's is three six latvia i love him he's the greatest

i've never ball time yeah no i don't think there's ever been a better player i mean i if the rest of it I hadn't seen

I would see I I'm zoom Jordan Oscar Robson yeah I mean Curry's cute

that little trick he does but yeah no cristatus these no Kristoff's this guy's amazing man like brings a [ __ ]

tear to my some of the things I'm watching him do and I'm very aware Canada I'm confused

like people want to dig up my tweets they want it oh look at you you hated

EMA orange-red we all hated him Andre yeah don't hop on the bandwagon now I'm

like uh ten games and I can't hop put more in wagon like that seems like every

time I've been on this wagon for quite some time of the team he's office yeah yeah I'm aware that I tweeted I hated

the pic I'm aware that I'd tweeted mad negative [ __ ] [ __ ] on him well not only have been particularly the pic in

particular yeah on this podcast I was pissed I was yelling at the TV me too I'm full supporter now 100% I've

searched this guy's name every other hour for the past three weeks

oh we got washed by the heat two nights ago which was hard to watch but he had

we did 17 and 14 in that loss he had 20 and 14 was 20 or 20 or 20 and 14 and uh

and two blocks in that game four for a game that most would say he was pretty

off um but I love the pic like I'm really excited about it it's funny

because the guy wanted on the Knicks was DeAngelo Russell and he's struggling on the Lakers but I'm gonna I'm gonna chalk

that up to the Lakers it's not gonna give that to him oh yeah no no I know I know I still think that he's gonna be really really good I just think he's

gonna need more time to develop and ne needs a coach that's gonna help develop him I'm not sure Byron Scott is doing

that but between God Zynga's oka fur looks great but they have yet to win a game over here so who cares um Karl

towns he's been looking alright I think Rookie of the Year is gonna go to either God Zynga's or Karl towns and

if Karl towns is in the lead I don't think gods incus is that far off um so I'm really excited about it

actually the next play tonight they play our Orlando from that mistake and I'd love to see that game um and that's that

Ben Simmons goes to LSU you know but do i how do you know busy

believing her in Simmons you might have thought this she was no her and Carol were on the message board for his

website Simmons was on Juelz Ben Simmons

it has been the number one high school player in the country currently goes to LSU of the consensus

number one pick in the NBA Draft coming up six foot ten kind of could do everything it's a point forward has

amazing like LeBron magic type vision like he's a freak he'll be the first

pick he had 21 in 20 the other night 21 points 20 rebounds the kid is amazing

I'm just telling you so you can watch him he's part of that uh Leonard fournette freak show that's happening

like Fredette it's Fernandez doing amazing things and college football Ben Simmons you want to keep an eye on him

in college basketball and that's that is the league just gonna let the Sixers continue to just get great traffic's and

blow each season I really hope that they don't get the first pick they're trying it again yeah I can Owen

three trying it again um oh and I want to be on record as saying I do think the

Warriors have a legitimate shot at beating that Bulls 72 in ten record there were only five games off it last

year I think people seem to forget about that they won 67 games and if they can stay healthy I do think that they can beat that record um and that's all I got

for sports I'm not really caught up I'm not really in the swing of New York yet I'm still a little laxed a little aloof

on my la will hit the spots tonight and you can get well clean acquainted yeah yeah yeah I'm gonna get back in my New

York groove and then hopefully I will have more input to provide next week

um very dominican women he's coming back now I'm off Dominican yeah I had a nice

run Dominicans we'll talk about that uh next week to Austin where we at with time gotta be it's gotta be 68 minutes

all right let's go thought you been yeah listen I want everyone to enjoy their

Thanksgiving trial II don't drink and drive don't drink a lot and drive anyway Oh No

be moderate with your drug usage and if

there's any gays in your family Maddy wants you to accept them for when they are thank you yeah and let them eat

Campbell Soup we got that out the way

everyone have a blast have a great week and weekend and it's lit gobble gobble

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