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Alright, we got

a really special

episode today. Yeah

man, I just

found out. This

is our second

to last episode In this beautiful,

beautiful place, man. I had no idea because a few weeks ago when I was

talking to Parks, he put his dick on the table. He was like, no, I'm

moving, but I'm going to stay in this place too. I'm going to have three

cribs. I'm going to stay as long as I need to. You know what I

mean? Landlord know my name. I do remember that conversation. He said all of that.

He said, yo, my name, my name Parks Vee. I did somebody knock on this

door and tell me we got to go. I might have my fiance move first,

lamp over here, mix a new GIF album, Christmas album early now. He said all

of those things. Savon, you remember, right? Of course you do. Yeah. Was you there

for that more? Was that before you rode home that day? Probably. Rory, you was

there for some of that, right? I remember. Today, he was a lot more humble.

No, no, no, it was. It was a lot more humble today. Today it was.

And he tried to sneak it in. Yeah. Yeah, play with your fucking beard. He

tried to sneak it in too today. I don't care if Maul and Rory don't

help me out. I'm here today to kill niggas by myself. By myself. Parks tried

to sneak it in today. He was like, hey, y'all, man, really sad today. Why,

Parks? He tried to quietly evict us. Yo, this is the second to last episode.

Nigga, I'm in my head doing math now. Damn, all right. What's today? Tuesday minus

the Thursday. Delete the days. Oh, it's only one pod left. Well, why he didn't

just say, hey, it's only one pod left. He tried to confuse me. Now, my

life coach already told me that when the devil try to confuse you, it's a

trick. Yes, a life coach. Okay. I didn't know you had a life coach. You

won't deflect on me. I do. That's big, bro. So black woman. Okay, big sis.

Say something now, white boy. I said big sis. Say something now. It's a black

woman that I'm supporting through the pandemic who was having a hard time out there,

huh? Okay, so. I don't know about the last part, but that just always. I

was going to say. Are you her life coach? Actually, I think her business is

booming. Her business was booming through the pandemic. A lot of people. She's coaching right

now. She actually probably became a life coach. Yeah, because when I was down in

the dumps and I was like, yo, come through. She said, yo, Zoom at four.

I said, excuse me. No, no, no, no. I'm not zooming you my problems. Back

to you, Parks. And Rory, you have the same life, coach. So you're going to

let this nigga talk shit? And you're going to talk shit? I sent you something

through. I'm here to take it. Okay. Back to Parks. So he has me carrying

the days over. He talks all this shit. He's got to get out of here.

Cool. Parks V don't hold. I don't have to get out of here. Parks V,

the name don't hold the weight that we thought it held. It does. They don't

respect Parks on the block? If it ain't a versus. Hmm. I can stay here.

I mean, listen, maybe if there's no sound to fix. I would just like to

move to the nicer apartment. Is parts valuable if there is no audio? Questions the

internet is asking. Well, I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't

know. I don't know. Your landlord don't have a SoundCloud. Now what? You don't know

that. I don't. That's true. He might. I don't know that. What do you

gentlemen have to say about that? Anything? Anything? Nothing? Anything? Nothing? It was put on

me abruptly. I'm still processing it. Come on, give it to him. Still processing that

we're going to have to leave the dojo? Yeah. To a new, better dojo. Was

that racist? Is dojo racist? No, no, no. You got to be careful when you

say this. Yeah. Why do some words just sound like they're going to get us

in trouble? Because everything gets you in trouble. That monk word, that really fucked me

up that that's totally legal. Yeah, yeah. Because I was thinking of Muli. All right,

now you know what's the worst. Muli's racist. Yes, absolutely. But Monk sounds like Muli's

cousin. He could be. Monk shouldn't be all right. Who said that that was okay?

It's a culture, I believe. Oh. I think it's like a position. This is not

a cultural podcast, thank God. It's a position in the culture. Back to Parks. What

do you guys think of Parks? Come on. I think that, eh, i like change

yeah it's gonna be nice yeah i like this place i do too the new

places what if the chemistry isn't good there it will be what if what if

parks doesn't sage it properly oh i'm gonna say we haven't been there yet i'm

gonna do quite a bit of sage and park you know he parks gonna sage

so then park said because i said what is it dope is the pod space

dope because we're not going to live there him and his beautiful fiance are going

to live there yes So I asked him if the pod space was dope. He

started telling me about the amenities. The configuration. Got a backyard. Kitchen. Oh, my God.

The granite in there. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Boy, boy, the granite. I think he said

to die for it. Oh, my God. Oh, the patios. I'm like, yo, how is

the pod space? More beautiful than this one. Oh, the bathrooms there, the

piping molding. How is the pod space? It's beautiful. I think this room

is 18 feet. This one is even more beautiful, but it's 15 feet.

Whoa, buddy. Mm-hmm. I'm no mathematician. Right. I didn't go to

Stanford. Or Harvard. Or Stanford. What's the other one? There's another one. Hampton.

Hampton is an HBCU broker. Okay. it's okay just keep going it's

so prestigious yeah yeah still and then what's the other one boston college okay now

you're just going somewhere else that's a wbc you don't do that yeah definitely wbc

that's wbc maul seems like the type that would say he went to the school

of hard knocks in a conversation he's definitely said that before never said he went

there funny shit is he went there never said that stupid shit graduated from the

school hard - You guys took it that way. You see what I'm doing, Rory.

- Six minutes in and Rory's saying the school of hard. - Listen, if you

wanna interpret it that way, that is your brain. - I'm no mathematician. My shit

was hard as hell on FaceTime the other night. Yo. And I'm the one saying

that. Yeah, we didn't need that. We didn't need that. No, I'm just saying, sometimes

you got a little more dip on your tip than normal. I'm just saying, we

didn't need that. I looked at that screen, I'm like, wait, hold up, nigga, it's

me. I'm happy to hear it's your age. Wait, hold up, I'm me still. That

can still happen for you. Hold up, what you saying we ain't together? What's wrong

with this dude? Yeah! Back to you, Parks. Let's go. Look at all the blood

I can get to rush here. 15 feet. Sick now. Niggas taking the pills for

the FaceTime. Yo, that's crazy if you did that. Not me. Not me. That's crazy.

That's crazy if you did that. Not me. That's crazy if you hit the bathroom

before that move. Not me. Not me. Back to you, Parks. 15

feet is smaller than 18 feet. Ta-da! But it's wider. You can't trick

me. It's wider. Who gives a fuck? Erickson, specifically. How did he manage

to move us into a smaller pod place, but his fiance into a beautiful big

house. I'm so confused. Nigga, we your fiance. What is going on here? No, I'm

not his fiance. Nah, nah, I'm getting tight. Nah, I'm getting tight. Do we get

the master bedroom for potting, right? Yeah, sure. Why the fuck y'all ain't in the

basement, bitch? No one fucking shoving us down there talking about there's a little patio

down there. Nigga, we good. Look. Is it water to poison? It's water. significantly erickson

does that matter does that part matter the width of it huh this width

is perfectly fine been in this shoebox for years made it made an empire

only made the hottest pod in the world jbp aka number one wherever we

go that is actually a fact gunshot If you can find it on the news.

What is this new configuration? Joe has a very overwhelming... See, you're talking about my

configuration. You're reconfiguring. Ew. That's not so aggressive. What the hell is... Oh, we got

to put some effects on that or something. I like that. So I upgraded my

laptop the other day. Okay. I did whatever they said. I have no idea what

they said. I got 90 pop-up screens. I still have no idea what they said.

Yeah. I got some shit Siri beer or burr or whatever it is. You should

have done it. But yeah, I did it, and then my DJ app wouldn't work,

so then I had to fucking pay for it. Ugh. That's nasty. And now I

got this new version of some shit that I don't even know how to work.

No, I'm getting anxiety looking at that. Yeah, no. That's very overwhelming. This is crazy.

I need an air horn. This looks like a set of Ellen Parks good old

days. No, it looked a little hectic for me, too. I'm not gonna hold you.

Oh, my God. Not too bad, though. I see what they did there. Anyway, so,

yeah, off of that, back to him. Gentlemen, we're moving into a smaller pod space

somehow because Parks doesn't care about us. It's the same size. He's moving into a

bigger space. We are downgrading. No, we're rolling. It's wider. So it makes it feel

like a bigger room. It's the same square footage. It actually might be a little

bit bigger square footage. Yeah, see? No, Joe Biden. Microphone

check one two. What is this the

JVP boys bike to business? What episode

is this a bond? Welcome to episode 410 of

the Joe Budden Podcast, a.k.a. number one wherever we go. Number one music podcast on

Apple, number one podcast or 10 on SoundCloud. You know the vibes. And here we

are. I'm your humble, gracious, grateful, and highly favored host, Joe Budden, here with a

few of my nearest and dearest. Brother Maul is here, a.k.a. Rasheed Sunflower, a.k.a. King

Zaza, a.k.a. Young Stanford and Son. It's Bobby. Uh you got that Zaza How you

doing man good man, oh shit it look like you trying to take the Scully

crown for me Because that's another nice Scully. He's been on Scully you for a

while. I know I know it's fine only more gets braids to not show them

cuz that's just saucy Scott give him a little snippet. Yeah, you know Scully Scully

I wouldn't mean not outside. Oh It's cold. Maul, are you trying to take the

title of best dress potter in the game? Honestly. I feel like you guys could

miss every episode. No. I just now noticed that Maul be looking nice. Like, I

don't be looking at Maul. What the fuck am I looking at Maul about? I'm

just... He gets the full body look in the frame. Who's your hair braider? My

homegirl, Camilla. Do you sleep with her? No. Do you sit between her legs when

she does it? No. She works in a shop. I sit in a chair. Oh,

so you sit in a chair? Yes. Does she ever rub up against you? No.

All right. What's wrong with you, Jack? I'm asking. No. I'm glad I don't have

braids anymore. They took that away from us. No, I mean, you can find a

girl that you can fuck with. They got us in chairs now. Why would I

get braids? Specifically, wanted to be on those steps. You want to sit in a

crotch? Yeah. This guy's sitting in a chair. You're a loser. I'm sick, he says.

Park's is here, eh, Park? Yo, what type of loser shit is that? Sitting in

a chair? Yeah, to get braids. Get on the floor. Yeah, sit in the crotch.

Gotta feel that warm undercarriage. You would've never been in a 90s music vid. Undercarriage

is fucking crazy. You would've never made a 90s music vid, ever. Why you say

that? Because that's what they did. That's true. Sat on the stoop. I mean, if

I have a girl that knows how to braid and I'm fucking with her, I

sit between her legs, but this is my homegirl. Shout out to Camilla. Got it.

Use promo code MALL any time you get your hair braided. Yeah, to sit in

a chair to get braids. You know what's in the crotch? Parks is here. How

you doing, Parks? I'm chilling. How you feeling? Real good. Real good. Good to see

you, man. Likewise. Always. Where does small talk go after that? Come on. What's next?

That's when we get on to the next. Just move on. All right, Rory's here.

Rory's here. Hey, Rory. Crazy weather we're having. Rory's been out being a little hooty

patooty. You know, allegedly. Where? No. You was hooting? No. No, you was. It is

a pandemic, Joe. I would never be... Out in the streets. Now you got the

antibodies now. You're good. And I put a scully on. Well, when Martha came through

to clean my crib, she put a Michael Kors watch in my bedroom. And then

I saw it one night and I was petrified. I had a whole anxiety attack

when I walked in my bedroom. Oh, my God, I'm broke. I was in a

dream this whole time. I was at a heart attack. Looking for the remote. Seen

a Michael Kors watch on the dresser. I said, ah! What is this? I saw

a thing jogging my memory. Did I fuck with a girl with a Michael Kors

watch? Started jogging my memory. Remember, Rory was here the other day. You've definitely fucked

with a girl with a Michael Kors watch. I hit Rory up. When it was

hot, though. When it was a thing? 2011? Christmas on Twitter? No, that was before

that. That was way, that was way. No, that was way. The time I'm talking

about is before that. So you, 2011, I thought shit was shady already. Yeah. Like,

I had an ex that had, like, when it first came out, she copped. So

I'm talking about, oh, six. Look at you being a hipster for the chicks that

wore much more clothes. No, in 06, 07, I thought that was a thing. I

thought it was a thing. It was. It wasn't. Well, it wasn't, but it was.

It was a short-lived thing. They were getting it off. It was a short stint.

It was a short-lived thing. But anyway, I remember Rory was at my house, and

I said... So I text Rory frantically, Rory, did you leave your Michael Kors watch

at my house? And he said, fuck, I was looking for that. And I said,

awesome. I felt so much better. Okay. So here. It was frantically. Here, I have

it here for you. Oh, thank you for giving it to me on the air.

This is not a Michael Kors watch. Get that poverty out of my sweats. This

is an expensive watch. Jesus. Michael Kors. This is not a Michael Kors watch. Put

that shit back on, man. Do you see me shining? Get back whole. Do you

see me shining? You know what I'm saying? See my man? I don't mean to

blind your lenses there, Harrison. So now Rory's been a little hooty patootie. He texted

me, invited me out, but I'm a hermit, so I stayed in. But in my

mind, I was like, look at Rory stepping out, huh? Being him. Where's it to

go? I mean, I can't really tell you that on the air. Oh, you went

to one of the bootleg strip club joints? I mean, you know, allegedly. Might did

a little bowling, a little hookah. Oh, okay. Look, it's a secret society. All they

ask is if you're free anytime you're here this weekend, do you have a friend?

Do you want to go out to eat? Yo, you smoke hookah? Yo, what time

you got to be back? It's Lucky Strikes, all we ask is trust. In Times

Square. All right, but you had a good time? You had a good weekend? Yeah,

it was nice to go out and talk to people. It was Lucky Strikes? Allegedly.

Allegedly. I think bowling alleys are allowed to be open. They are? Yeah. They are.

You just got to get a little reservation, but you know. That's tough unless you

know somebody or are somebody. We think about doing a run this town. Topgolf? Yeah.

Nice. It's going to be snowy. The one in Jersey? Or is that indoors? It's

covered, but it's like, you know, you got to hit. It's outdoors. But the whole

shit is like heated lamps everywhere. What that mean when your man say, we thinking

about something, but you ain't thought about it? You're not calling any of us. He

has not said a word to us about Topgolf. Who is Topgolf? Yeah, we thinking

about. Not me and my other niggas. Yo, you got to stop that. Hope used

to do that shit too. Not Hope. What's that stupid game they played that was

reserved for the millionaires back when I was broke? That little card game. That little

card game. God's Tonk. Whatever it was they were playing like yeah, we're going upstairs

play a little tongue. What I'm not we like why are you telling me like

I'm we I'm not playing again, but okay I see you down you down with

that - yeah, so y'all that's what it is. Yeah, y'all gonna have a great

time homies Yeah, you go to the Trump course Trump owns Topgolf. I don't know

you own some golf course. No, not Topgolf. Okay. Yeah, all right Cheating is so

hard now with camera phones. Yeah, you just found it out, but these kids have

no idea that's all no they do. Oh They don't. Nobody cares anymore. And don't

forget about the rings and all that shit. Because you're on the ring too. Who

cares about cheating, honestly? Let's have a talk. Are we here today or no? Who

cares about cheating? Yeah. The women. I could call literally anyone in my phone. And

they wouldn't want to be cheated on. That shit doesn't matter. It's a myth. Most

of the men. It's a myth. Okay, if you got cheated on, how would you

feel? I'm just saying I remember the good old... I would be single. I remember.

But you would care. That means you care. Do I? Yeah. Yeah, you broke up

with her. I feel like everybody in a relationship wants to be single. I feel

like y'all do. Secretly, niggas want to be single. That's why they cheat. Y'all want

to act single, but y'all don't want nobody to fuck y'all queen. You can't play

the game like that. No, don't play the game like that. Let that queen roam,

because she got some niggas she want to fuck too. Don't get it twisted. Listen,

women are great at cheating. Just don't let me find out, and I'm cool. Because

nobody cares. it's all a myth nobody cares about being cheated on i care

y'all don't know the pain i care enough to just not want to know well

no like get your off just just do a really really good job yeah be

thorough y'all don't know how great it was to cheat without camera phones back in

the day because that was really awesome you guys don't know the pleasure of the

walkman we've talked we've talked about that 90 million times here You guys don't

know the joy of finding the person you're stalking right there in

the white pages. I was on board with Walkman. Yo, here you

go. Right here in the white pages. You just searched my first

name, too? You're sick with it. You know Ashley's in here somewhere.

What if she had a common name? Listen, and you dialed them

all up. It's right there on page 239 and it sent the white pages right

to your door. Oh, can I ask you? And those are the days when if

you was unemployed, your mom told you to go get the yellow pages and that

was the worst. Oh my God. You circling shit, this sounds like a good job.

Get the fuck out. I'm not going to this shit. It's funny. Since you guys

are old. The yellow pages was nine million pages of just yellow shit. Small text.

Yeah, it was. It was crazy. How did you guys cheat with house phones? Oh,

that was easy. You guys are older than me. I had a cell phone by

the time. That was easy. It was easy to cheat with a house phone. But

what number did you give Shorty? You gave her the house phone. I still remember

my first house phone number. But if you lived with your girl. I think it

was 434-4920. Oh, I didn't live with my girl when I had a house phone.

That's what I'm talking about. 13 when we had a house phone. Okay, so no

one ever lived with their girl and had a house phone. And not a cell

phone. You guys are not that young. If you lived with your girl and had

a house phone. I'm too young to have lived with a girl and had a

house phone. Are you kidding me? What more way yeah, no older than I thought

bad girlfriends wouldn't house phones existed. I live with the girl I'm talking about living

with a girl. What number are you giving? Well, you can live with a girl

now still have a house a landline But you don't give nobody that was over

and you can test this for bill collector talking about when you give shorty the

number and she Call it and you live with your wife. Oh, why are you

doing that? I'm asking I wouldn't know you wouldn't know you just 30 years old

I don't fucking know how y'all did it. No, you just meet them somewhere. No

you had a fucking beeper. Oh Or 2A. Or you hit the... Beat me the

code, don't you? Beat me your number. Beat me a code. Or you star six

nine... Star six seven? Is that how you blocked it? Yeah. Yeah, star six seven.

Yeah, we need to bring back chicks all beeping you to 143, man. That brightens

my day. You used to like that? Come on, man. You know what I meant.

You used to run right to the phone, right? Let's start this. Let's start the

pod. Watching Joe rush to a payphone would be fucking hilarious. I'm sure there is

something important that we have to discuss that they need our cultural opinion on. Well,

I mean, we can start with... Let's dedicate this episode to Larry King, broadcasting

legend. Yeah. And Kobe and Gigi Bryant, along with everyone else who

lost their lives this time last year. Let's say their names, please,

because it's a lot of them. Kobe Bryant, Gianna Bryant, John Alderbelly,

Carrie Alderbelly, Alyssa Alderbelly, Christina Mosser, Sarah Chester, Peyton Chester, and Ara

Zobion. Rest in peace to everybody that was a part of that really tragic helicopter

crash this time last year. Yeah. Yeah, rest in peace. Yeah, 100% rest in peace.

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than Cash App. And with that said... Let's critique some culture. Hmm quick question before

we start How do y'all dress at the airport based on where you're traveling to

or where you're leaving from? I try to do a nice blend of that. Okay,

I dress New York Depends on where I'm going from New York to like Miami

cuz when I wear sweats going to light light jacket if I'm gonna thug it

out if I'm headed to Miami I'm looking like New York. I'm dressed for New

York and when I'm going back to New York, I'm looking like New York. I

That's so New York all the way. When you're in Miami. Because the people in

the airport need to know what time it is, honestly. Joe wore a scully the

whole time he was in Miami. It was 90 degrees. So yeah, my bad, Joe.

I'll disrespect you. I didn't mean to disrespect you like that. I was doing a

photo dump over the weekend. I saw that. No, we saw it. How did it

feel? Cathartic? Did you feel like a baddie? He was going down memory lane. Why

are you doing that? I'm just asking you what you was doing. Posting a photo

dump. Okay. That's memory lane, though, right? I didn't know males were allowed to do

that. I did it. What do what are we allowed to do nothing? We can't

like pictures. We can't leave comments. We can't like what are we allowed to do?

So we can't we can't have joy I did a photo dump and everybody thought

that I was suicidal and about to die and I didn't know that because you

were dumping photos Yeah, I didn't take it though. I didn't know what's wrong was

actually like hey, these are some nice photos I thought that was pretty cool, too.

I thought they were nice. Oh You all right, Corey? What you was doing, man?

Hey, what was the secret code behind that? Found the last Molly in the corner?

What was you doing, man? Just a photo dump. Just a photo dump, huh? That's

it. Get that shit off? That's it. I got to stop paying attention to Joel's

social media. Why would I be paying attention to you like that? There's nothing to

look at. No, I got to watch. I got to watch what you be doing.

They unverified me on Twitter the other day. Oh, God. They took my verification away.

I think Joe Biden had enough. How is that even possible? I'm telling you what

happened. For real? Yes. They took it from me. Then I had to feel like

the shallow dude to send a text like, yeah. Yo, y'all. Yo, Jack. Yo, shit

crazy. I never even noticed you. Yo, Jack. Yo, Jack, you going to put that

check back? I never knew they could do that. It was hitting me like, damn,

after you big Jack up, that's what he going to do? Strip you with your

verification? And another dude, here he comes. Yo, I thought you was named DJ Verified.

How they unverified verified? Yeah, you can't have that name no more. No, they put

it back, though. Look at you. Look at you. Come on, man. I've never

been very fond. I don't know that feeling. Come on, man. Exposed it to the

real. Now she hate lames. Get your shit off. Did you get the attention of

the young lady you were trying to with your photo dump? One of the girls.

Oh, that's what I was about to say. During my photo dump, one of the

girls I think is cute commented on one of the pics. She's like, oh, so

maybe you could dress one day. Backhanded compliment. You had to take that. Like, yeah,

I do it when I want to. I thought she might have thought I was

fly all this time, but she doesn't. No, just that one pic, she thought you

looked good. Did you get a lot of fire emojis and hard eyes? I don't

know, because it's hard to even check now. Wow. It's hard to even see what's

going on. Too poppin'. I'm not doing this with y'all. I said y'all, as in

y'all. I'm not like Maul, where y'all means something different. Y'all means y'all too. Now,

with that said, where do y'all want to start? Maul. Yes. Well, first of all,

the internet says I owe Ashanti an apology. That's probably true. I'm not apologizing. I

found what that energy was stemming from. I saw you perpetuating a narrative. I didn't

understand what that clip had to do with this. It was a little spice for

Ashanti. I was trying to figure it out. I thought it was a song that

didn't happen. But I remember back then because that was the thing because you was

like, You know, it was a little tension in that episode and then after. Yeah,

but I only live and die on the side of the music. I don't care

about personal interactions. But for you to come in here and say that you still

felt like he should want that, it was like, come on. I did feel that

way. But you know she did. But I think that people were talking about how

I executed the point. People just say that I speak harshly. I don't know. And

I never want to sound like yeah i'm directing something at a person no no

i get it we never want to sound like that uh thanks to both of

those ladies for an amazing battle but now listen A lot of other outlets have

avoided this really important colorist conversation that needs to be had. We won't run from

it, y'all. Okay. Rory, what you doing? I'm running. We will attack this conversation head

on. Who better to do it than two white guys and me and Maul? That's

what we're here for. What are you thinking? Who else is going to get to

it? Man, Bucks made the Super Bowl. That's crazy. Now... Danny Lay

apologized for something that we inaccurately reported on last

week. Well, not inaccurately reported on. We didn't care. Yeah, we just thought it was

another song. But that was fucked up. You can't say protect black women and then

say you don't care about this. No, I get it. I get it. You can't

do that. I understand. So speak to it. Tell them where you were wrong. Well,

I think I didn't listen back, but I believe I said if this is just

another line in a song. I didn't realize it was a whole back story and

it was real things going on. Well, there was one big part of this story

last week as I was explaining it that I left out, which was, duh she's

white Danny that is not white that is not a white woman

she's white where you get that from she tricked me with the

whole lay thing she's not white is she then what is she

was Dominican she's white and Dominican but then she's Dominican and she's

white I didn't know that but that's the problem no no well

from what I'm hearing there were uh the baby and his baby mother were

together. A black woman. A black woman. A black queen. Yes. And they were trying

to make it seem like Danny Lay was sending shots at his baby mother in

the record. So we didn't have that information. We didn't know. We were just talking

about a song. So, you know. That's just what I'm here. That's just what I'm

reading everybody started adding me and it was giving me more information So I still

don't know so now do you feel she apologized? She apologized she walked back after

after enough of the backlash, but bad timing. Yeah, if she did that that was

bad timing I was that was bad bad timing to send shots Colorist shots in

a song in music right now, right Rory. I Listen prayers to everyone involved

Smart guys this guy's good. Yeah, Prince. That's all But is this

I mean, I don't know. All right, come on who dropped the

album who wants to drop album? Yeah, you can't nobody no more

man, they're trying to Drake snippet us already again get me a

little excited Oh Play and get a cease and desist in our

way

Yo, turn it off, turn it off, turn it off, turn it off. I'm not

doing that no more. I'm tired of the snippets. I'm not running to the snippets

no more than recording in the studio and posting it. I'm not doing that. I

wasn't done yet. Just give me the album. Oh, yeah, we heard this stuff. Oh,

did we? I don't know. I was just trying to get us out of that

topic. You got us in the topic. Yeah, out of the last time. Let's not

talk about Drake no more until his album comes out. Let's not talk about him

even after his album comes out. You can't do that. Why? Because what if it's

really good? Oh, it's going to be really good. But let's just be different from

everybody. Let's not say a word. Let's just let the music talk. It's going to

look like hate. No. Okay. What the fuck are you talking about? We got a

pod to do, buddy. Hey, there's a reason they talk about the Cowboys on here.

The World Series will be on. They'll be like, Will Dakree sign? Facts. That's true.

The whole first take is about the Cowboys. That is true. That's true. They've been

in the playoffs in a decade. Yeah, no, it's fucked up. Okay. Okay. Here we

are, back in 2021 with another hot take. I got one for you. I got

one for you. So, this weekend I stayed home, got a lot of R&R, caught

up on some rest, didn't go anywhere, kind of avoided the phone, didn't do any

chatty house really. I just stayed home alone, laid in bed, ordered Uber Eats and

watched movies, right? Caught up on all the shit I didn't want to, that I

wanted to see. Sure. And this is why it's good to do that. Finally got

around to that one night in Miami. Which night? Miami. The movie. Amazon Prime. Oh,

okay. One Night in Miami. Has everyone here seen that movie? I think I asked

y'all that last week when I didn't see it. Haven't seen it yet. Haven't seen

it yet. Yes, I've seen it. I'm going to say it. Say it. Erickson, you

saw that movie? Savon? Nobody? Before your hot take, prayers to everyone involved. In the

movie? It's a movie. Anyone involved with the movie? More. Is it? Was it just

me? They're going to kill me for this. But I'm going to say it. We

got to take this pot to the next level. Was it

just me or was Malcolm X a vibe killer? I'm asking

a serious question. Mo, did you see this movie? That nigga

killed the vibe in my living room. Bam, what the fuck

was he on? Yo, so it faced me with a really

important question as I'm watching this. Yo, Who would I have been? This

is good that I know who you are in 2021 right now, Parks, where all

of y'all are saying, who would y'all have been if just picked up and placed

in a different time? I believe we're nothing but our name and our identity. Everything

else is we're nothing, right? Sure. So I'm watching this movie. Sam Cooke, what a

beautiful voice. Just came from the club trying to make the whites dance. They wasn't

feeling it. He boogie. I'm out, man. We've all been there. It's good anyway. We've

been there from a performance point. Like, all right, that crowd wasn't into it. I

got my second half. I'm out. Don't give spoilers. But Sam Cooke, Chef Rory. But

Sam Cooke was trying to bridge the racial gap through music. I could see

how he was happy in that mission. He was chilling, right? Yeah, okay, I'm

following you. Jim Brown. Best running back in the world. Hey, he's about to

give up the game and pursue acting. What a joyous time in his life.

And Muhammad Ali... What needs to be said? Muhammad Ali just been beating somebody up,

didn't like how the contract was going, wanted to convert to the Nation of Islam

and all that. They all get together and say, let's go to Miami. Here comes

this nigga Malcolm X. Who the fuck invited him to Miami of all the places?

He came there angry at everybody. Muhammad Ali invited him. Nigga screamed at Jim Brown

the whole time. Kurt Sam cook out he tried to fight Sam cook

now he tried to fight Sam cook they in Miami for one night

live to Muhammad Ali yo the nation of Islam come on we out

nigga yo so I'm sitting there saying if I was there

I would have told Malcolm X to shut the fuck up! Those four people

would be saying that. Sam basically was saying that. Hey, what's your name? You

gotta get to your hotel. No, they was at his hotel. Nigga, then we out.

That was the crazy part. You by the window all night. You brought the federal,

the FBI. Fam, you getting out. Yeah. We can get bitches without you. Well, they

kind of did. Wait, and Sam Cooke said it. Sam Cooke said, yo, who is

this nigga? Yeah, yeah, yeah. What does he do? No, look at us. Look, y'all.

Yeah. And him. Mm-hmm. Yeah. I get it. I feel you. That's it,

man. I feel you. Sam Cooke felt the same way. Come on, y'all. Give me

some input after all of that I just gave you. Come on. Give me something.

I love Malcolm X. That's funny. I can see in Miami, though, an R&B singer,

an athlete. Athlete, actor, and a boxer. Yeah. All right, let's do today's version. If

me... Wait, which one would you be? Saquon Barkley. Who else? Trey. Trey. Huh?

Trace Ons. LeBron. Let's get Drake over there. In that case, you would be the

Malcolm X in the room. Well, I wouldn't be invited. Who the fuck is this?

That's why they didn't invite me to the Bahamas. And why is he so angry

all the time? Who is this? Them niggas keep going to the Bahamas like I

don't like it there. Yeah. No invite for you? And Topgolf. That's true. And Topgolf.

That's true. That's right there. I could meet y'all. But what did you think about

the movie, though? It was cool. Okay. May have been great if they just shut

Malcolm X ass up a little more not an hour of Malcolm X talking and

peeking out of windows But you saw what he was I thought that movie was

cast great the people that played those characters did a great job I thought it

was really cast well. Mm-hmm. Really good job. Shout out to Regina King. Shout out

to Regina King She did an amazing job directing this. Yeah. Okay. Well, I'm glad

you saw it. Well, thank you It's you guys's turn that's like say something. I

Somebody say something, please. Anything. Elton John versus... I have prayers for everyone involved, Joe.

Yes. They can't give their input on black culture. Conor McGregor. All right. All right.

We're going to have a colorist conversation to cursing out Malcolm X. I don't have

anything to say. I'm sorry. Yeah, they can't do that. But now they can go

crazy. But they don't have to talk about a bunch of stuff that Joe keeps

trying to talk about from Joe's brain. These two white boys got their own brain.

Y'all talk about your own white shit. If JFK and Bruce Springsteen wanted to go

to Miami, I would watch the movie. Y'all should watch the movie. I'm going to.

No, I'm definitely going to this week. Definitely going to this week. So great reviews.

And that was a hilarious take, by the way. What else? What else is what

else is happening? All right. Trey Songz is arrested for assaulting an officer at a

Kansas City Chiefs game. And the Internet had a blast making different memes of Trey

Songz putting people in headlocks. Right. Yeah. Yeah. 20 minutes of hits. Trey Songz is

one of the last people to get the memo that famous people can't just go

places without masks. What was what caused the altercation was that ever reported from what

they were saying? It was somebody heckling him a few rows back Okay, they everybody

that from what I saw they were saying the officer was completely wrong like they're

saying he just basically walked up to trade and just started talking him crazy and

Getting aggressive with him and he wasn't there was the fans behind him that was

heckling him so, you know, I'm some of those situations where I guess an over-aggressive

cop and So it's typical. Yeah, that's what it sounds. But in all fairness, I

mean, not as far as I can remember, I don't we've never heard about Trey

in the news for any type of fighting shit like shit like this. This is

this isn't this isn't like him. That's not true. I was going to say that's

not true. What was he in? A million stories in the news. He's like the

toughest R&B singer. Yeah, I'm I never heard about him. I heard he could fight

for real. He started the whole tough R&B wave. I'm talking about with police. I'm

not talking about with other R&B artists. Oh, no, we didn't hear that one before,

but that's not the comment. That's what I'm talking about. I'm just talking about being

arrested for fighting a cop or being arrested for fighting, period. I never heard about

that with Trey. Him having issues with other R&B singers. Yeah, I'm talking about... He's

had a reputation of... Of fighting people. He's not the one. Yeah. Who is he

for? It doesn't matter. I'm trying to not highlight it. I keep trying to not

speak about it. Google it. Google it. Who did he fight? I got to correct

you if you're saying he's never had a... I mean, he has. Who did he

fight? I'm not talking about shit behind the scenes. I'm talking about shit that made

public news. Maul, it's Google-able. Yes. The end. It's out there from years ago. Why

you can't just say who he... had a fisticuffs with him. Because I'm not trying

to paint that picture of a black man, but that exists. That has nothing to

do with this, though. I mean, who cares? Who cares that he's been in the

news fighting? So what? I don't remember. He's at a game. He's being heckled. The

cop comes over and is over-aggressive with him. They get into it. Trey Songz is

surprised that somebody's even talking to him. We've been there before. This is why I'm

a slave to my house. Why don't I go nowhere? Over-aggressive cops. How many people

was he with? i'm assuming he was with at least one other person i mean

we don't know yeah the football game alone but yeah this was crazy just to

see him choking up a cop like that is crazy but i get it i

understand sometimes these cops are way too aggressive yeah and they're talking crazy i'm a

grown man at the end of the day like you're not gonna talk to me

like a child is he uh out yeah okay yeah he's out good and the

good thing about it happened in the football stadium so they're all cameras right so

i'm pretty sure they'll be able to wrap that one up quick Yeah. Football fans

are fucking annoying, man. That is true. If I'm famous, I'm never going in to

just sit in a regular football seat. Football fans fuck with people that aren't famous

during the entire game. Facts. Then you add an R&B singer in there, and I

can see that being annoying as fuck for Trey Songz. Yeah, he should've got a

little box. I didn't realize Kansas City was the hot spot. I didn't realize niggas

was flying to Kansas City for games. I mean, best team in football. Yeah, I'm

watching. I'm flying to Kansas City. I would fly. Yeah, why not? Well, hopefully this

works out and, you know, it's nothing too serious. No severe penalties for this. Yeah.

Hey, did you guys get a chance to watch the Drink Champs and Ace Hood

interview? I did not. Yeah, I saw it. It was good. It was good to

hear from Ace Hood. Yeah. He's been quiet but has kind of thrown things out

there I think in the past about what went wrong with We The Best and

why he went from putting out a fucking hit every minute to kind of just

disappearing to some degree. And talked about Khaled switching between labels with We The Best

and kind of not talking to him about it which soured the relationship and kind

of dissolved the entire We The Best movement which kind of just became the Khaled

movement. But the inner politics of when you move labels around, how much that fucks

the artist up. Right. And the momentum that you have going on when you have

to deal with politic bullshit in between it. Yeah, I watched this because I like

Ace Hood. And, you know, I never really understood what happened in his career. Like,

why didn't... Because he had a promise and it looked good from the first time

I remember seeing him. I was like, okay, this dude is... different, his sound is

different, everything Khaled was doing, he obviously had relationships, he can get records from other

artists, which he's done, but it just never transpired into what I thought it would

be, so I definitely watched this. It was good, I learned a lot about the

situation, I learned a lot about Ace Hood, and yeah, he's still one of my

favorite people, man. I like him, I like Ace Hood. He's well-spoken, He's articulate. I

like whenever people from our culture, hip-hop, when they speak, you can tell that they're

not ignorant. They have some type of intelligence. I just like Ace Hood. I like

the way he carries himself. Well, let me ask y'all, because he was saying that

he felt like he was, not partners, but more or less, we the best was

him and Khaled. Does Khaled have to talk to Ace Hood when he wants to

move distribution between labels? Yes, I believe so. Why? Well, for the reason he said.

He's the flagship artist. But that has nothing to do with the distribution of

Khaled's label. No, but it affects him as an artist. And I believe if something

affects you in business, then the person that you're in business with should, they should

relay that information to you. I don't disagree. I think they should have that conversation

as a crew. Not mad at that at all. But I don't know if Khaled

has to do that. Yeah, that being said, if it is Khaled's label and he

is signed to Khaled, he doesn't really have to. That's where I was a little

unclear as far as what their business practices were between the two of them. Yeah.

So you feel like even if it affects you, you don't think he should have

had a conversation? He should have had a conversation for sure. Yeah, that's all I'm

saying. But he said that, though. He didn't want to know the intricacies in every

single thing. He just felt like some type of conversation was warranted. And that's basically

what he was saying. And it wasn't, though, even in that, he wasn't speaking like

he was upset. Or it was like Venom for Khaled. He was just like explaining

the situation because AceHood doesn't really do a lot of interviews. I don't see him.

And this is one of the bigger platforms. So he was just addressing everything. The

Meek comparisons, you know, he said that he avoided that for years because he didn't

even want Meek to feel like He had an issue with meek. Mm-hmm So he

would avoid it like, you know people in interviews were asking him and compare it

and he would just wave it off but he finally addressed it and was like

he definitely Inspired meek meek sound for sure i would think so yeah yeah i

mean it's and there's nothing wrong with that not at all as an artist you

pull from other people you pull from you know inspirations and stuff like that and

you know i just like the fact that he finally just admitted to it like

yeah you know i definitely inspired that some but when he made that record he

said that that's what he wanted to do he wanted to create Well, he didn't

say create new because he has this belief that nothing is new. Everything is just

a cycle. Sure. But he said he wanted to just inspire for that time, that

moment, just a new bounce, a new flow, a new sound. And he did that.

He definitely did that. Yeah. He definitely did. And it still works now. That's why

I don't understand why he's not making more music. Yeah. I mean, he's still making

music, but it's not... You know, it's not the look that it once was. It's

not Khaled. It's not the big features. It's not the big budget videos. It's not

that. But I like Ace Hood. He's still putting out good records. And I just

like, like I said, I just like him, his demeanor, the way he carries himself.

Yeah, I fuck with Ace Hood. Joe, you was moved around a little bit at

Def Jam, right? No. A little bit, I guess. Does that fuck with what Ace

is saying here? This is speaking from emotion. What do you mean? Khaled don't have

to tell Ace Hood nothing. I like his hood and I understand what he's saying

from the emotional aspect of it, but from running a business I don't you don't

have to tell a so they think you're an artist even if he's the flagship

artist He's the one that represents but at that time he was the only one

that was representing we the best You don't think that he was old that conversation?

No, why not? I think he's owed that conversation if there were plans on him

continuing to be the flagship artist I think that at some point Khaled decided that

Khaled needed to be the flagship artist for We The Best. And even in that,

which may very well be true, but even in that, you don't feel like... And

I don't know, by the way. No, no, I'm just saying even if. And Khaled

was always the flagship artist, even when Ace Hood was on every chart ever. Right.

No, he wasn't. Khaled was. No, he wasn't. They were all on Khaled's album. It

was DJ Khaled. Ace Hood just happened to always be on the single. Khaled was

not the flagship artist of We The Best when Ace Hood and Khaled were releasing

music at the same time. That's not true. Whatever year it was. 2010? 11? Somewhere

around there. Whatever year it was. I think Khaled was the flagship by far. What

does flagship mean? The main focus. No way. When Khaled was on E1? No. Going

platinum? Well, that too. When Khaled was on E1? Is what you're telling me to

say? No, even when Khaled was with Universal. When Ace Hood put out

Bugatti, you're saying Khaled was the flagship artist? Khaled just outperformed

what he was ever projected to do, wherever he was. On

E1, that's how he got his situation. He didn't have all

the attention. He did that. Ace Hood got all the attention from Khaled,

the label, the budget, Rick Ross, the features, and all the attention went to Ace

Hood without us knowing how Ace Hood was going to do. Khaled just was putting

albums out. And they kept working. And they kept working. And when you keep working

long enough, someone approaches you with this situation that says, yo, dog, it's the market

share game now. And when you're in a market share game, it's not about one

artist. You got to think about... Mad other shit so I can understand how ace

felt and I love ace. I love what he stands for. Yeah, I love it

I love his family shit. I just love how he's aged. I love his independent

shit. I love how he handled it all you need me hear bad word Boy

the way he carries himself should be in a museum somewhere but yet it was

a time where if I'm a hood I'm real angry about shit and maybe real

vocal about things and So hats off to him for how he has conducted himself

this entire time. And hopefully him and Khaled are still cool. I would love to

see them get back together, like with Khaled where he is today. Yeah. I would

love to see what that looks like. On the next Khaled album, I'd love to

hear his hood. Mean they never lost they never lost They only have never lost

so why wouldn't I want to hear that again? Yeah, but from what he's saying

just the way it was handled through business is what he didn't like and I

understand it like if I'm if I'm the guy over here and you decide to

make a move with the label and the imprint that I'm reppin and I'm the

only one really reppin it outside of you and I think that I should be

letting on that conversation. At least let me know what your plan is. If the

bad business, if you allow bad business to linger, it affects nobody but you. Like,

it's good to go through some shit, feel a way, but... At the end of

the day, we're not just harboring ill will and resentment toward people moving forward. It

takes too much energy. It's not about, I'm just saying, just looking back at the

situation, Khaled definitely should have let him in on that. And I mean, looking at

it that way, you know, that changes the whole trajectory of things. Maybe Ace Hood

don't meet his wife. Yeah, maybe. Like maybe some different things start to happen. Like

everybody don't need the attention. And that's how Ace Hood has always striked me as

a guy that, yeah, I can do this if you place me in the right

spot. If you put me in the studio, you give me a producer, give me

a beat that's going to bang and I'm going to send this out the park

every time. But I don't need that. Like I can totally go a different route

and get back on my fucking Florida route shit. All right, well, either way, man,

Asa, we love you. Friend of the show. We love to talk to you and

kick it. You know the vibes. That's only been in the works for years and

years and years. Shout out to Nori and DJ EFN, too. Absolutely. Because that was

a really dope guest to have on. Somebody that you don't really hear from, and

then they were able to sit down with him and give a real good conversation.

So shout out to them. Yeah, definitely. All right, what else is going on? We

did it. You did it, Joe. Chatty House is now evaluated at $1 billion. $1

billion. let me hit the round of applause somewhere except we did it yeah we

did it we did it again did what made some shit pop we made some

shit pop off made a lot of money for someone got a company evaluated at

a billion dollars and it has nothing to do with us we were used as

power points and and data points we were used as metrics and y'all still going

on we were used as proof of concept We were used for a million things

and it worked. So, yeah, round of applause for Chatty House. Let's see. Let's see

what it says. Clubhouse founders Paul and Rohan Seth acknowledge their company's successful Series B

in a recent blog entitled Welcoming More Voices. Despite the explosive popularity growth that the

invite-only clubhouse has experienced since debuting last March, Davidson and Seth emphasized that

they'd long strived without immediate results to establish a foothold in

the social product space. In creating Clubhouse, they decided to give

social apps one last try. That's a lie. How so? This

app wasn't made for people to be social. What was it

made for? This app was made for VCs. The app was

made for VCs... from all different parts of VC land to have a

way to communicate and express ideas with one another. What's a VC? A venture capitalist.

Gotcha. To express ideas and trade little secrets to one another when they maybe weren't

supposed to. That's what the app was made for. Oh, really? Yes. I didn't know

that. It was not made for us. So when they say we're going to give

social apps one last try, it's a lie. This wasn't rolled out to us in

April or March. you never even heard of this in april or

march and prior to that nobody stepped either one of you and offered you a

slotted uh funding investing i assume that conversation had to be in the works for

some time so here we are they roll this out in march oh

here we go let me keep reading now some nine months after it's launched the

company revealed over the weekend that it had raised another round of funding led again

by andresian harritz's andrew chen i don't know what that said hopefully i didn't that

up i'm sure i did while the company did not disclose a valuation a source

familiar with the matter says that the company is now valued at one billion dollars

even though has yet to post the revenue and that's where you get tricky buddy

and that is where you're gonna need us one day yeah so listen so they

rolled out in april Targeted the people that they targeted, waited

a couple of months, didn't see the reaction from the public that

they were hoping to see. And around September, August, September, they targeted

us. Hip hop, hip hop culture, black people, black people. And what

did black people do when they get there? The same thing we always do when

we get somewhere. Boy, do we make it pop. We made it pop. As soon

as we got there, I got there in early October. It was 10,000 people there.

Now there's over 2 million people there in a matter of months. Talk about a

scale. That's a nice scale. When I got there in my welcome room, one of

the first things I said was, how do we invest? And not only how do

we invest because that's only a luxury provided to the people that can afford to

invest if granted the opportunity from some of the white people on some of the

white VCs, right? But how will this help the rest of the people? Some of

the people that are not able to invest? How does this app feel about black

people? It's an important time. Shit, it was just nine months ago every company in

the world told us black people were really important. Some of that was just lip

jargon from some of you. Some of you actually made a few moves. Amazon, what

up? Shout out to y'all. Some of y'all did a few things, right? But here

we are, not even a few months later, and they're now evaluated at $1 billion,

$100 million. No, $1 billion, which is $100 million, but 10x is a billion. Now,

how do we feel? We did it. I was early on asking, yo, what the

fuck is going on? We just going to hang out here? Yeah. I asked that

question long enough to eventually get one of the owners on the phone. And I

wasn't even trying to negotiate shit for like me or black people. I was just

saying, yo, y'all probably need somebody on your team that's going to pay attention to

the black people that come on this app. Because there were some racial issues and

you need somebody that's going to understand the people that you're targeting and the people

that you're marketing to. That was my only thing. Agreed. What did they say to

that? That leaves it too much to Joe's brain. So I don't want to get

into trying to explain what happened verbatim. But when I got off the call or

during the call, it didn't seem like they gave a fuck. Sounds about right. Yeah,

because they already know what they have in mind. I got all the lip service

that normally comes with it. Yeah, we'll look into that. See what you mean there.

No, I totally understand. No, I get that. I was like, all right, don't worry

about it. I didn't stop using the app because what I found out was in

running to tell the story to the rest of my people, you, I don't know

if they really value anybody's presence over here. I'm not sure. I got a lot

of pushback from black people. Shut up. Just enjoy the app. Wild niggas got to

always talk about equity. Wild niggas always got to talk about owning something. Wild niggas

always want a piece of something they didn't build. That's what I got. Not from

white people, from black people. I'm rich already. Know what I say now? Oh, you

right. You got it. I don't have time to explain to y'all

what was so freely explained to me that this is the only way we can

actually get some type of real financial power in this universe is if we're allowed

a seat at the table, allowed to take our money and invest in something that

blows up and then we get a nice check at the end. Hey, that's what

the white people do with all the companies I work for. I'm responsible for a

bunch of them raises. I'm sure there's a bunch of white people that love Joe.

Hi, y'all. My niggas. Niggas don't fuck with you. No, they fuck with money. Yeah,

not true. Well, nigga, I'm not trying to go over there for Thanksgiving, Moe. Like,

that's the difference. I hate when people say, how do you think the white people

feel when they go home? Nigga, how do you think I feel when I go

home? I'm cool. I understand what you're saying. Yeah, I get it. Well. But when

you combine the two and you get out of the divisive racial barriers and constructs,

when you combine the two, some amazing things can happen. As witnessed here. They don't

do this without us. I'm not running around mad at it, though. No, you can't

be. I'm not mad. I'm not angry at it. It's a great idea, and a

great idea that had impeccable timing. I don't know if this is valued the same

way if outside is open. I don't think so. I don't know. Who knows? We

can't prove it. No, but I can guess that if outside was open, it would

not be open, or at least as fast as it got to a billion dollars.

Yeah, they was running around telling me, yes, invite only, invite only. Yo, they always

get black. We so easy to get black people. Like, invite only. When shit feel

exclusive, boy, do you niggas jump. That's usually how it goes. Boy, do you niggas

jump. One of your biggest marketing tricks. Make it feel exclusive. That's not just black

people. Yeah, that's just anybody. Oh, that's people? A country club is where the whites

go crazy. Yeah. Yeah. Valid. Yeah. We get beside ourself when it's a country club.

Yeah. Yeah. Y'all go crazy at Soho House. I am a member! This is

my membership card. Yeah, man. No, we're going to do it again. What's the next

app we're going to blow up? Because you know it's coming. You know it's coming.

And then they're going to come to y'all and say, yo, we're going to figure

out a way for y'all to get tips. I'm done ranting about that, but boy,

does it piss me off when I hear it. Like tips on OnlyFans? Yeah, like

tips, like suggestion tips, like a tip jar. A tip jar where the fans can

tip you. Start a room that's fly. They can tip you to be a speaker

or tip you if you said something dope, like... So you're treating us like a

busboy at an expensive restaurant. Just pick up the bread and maybe they'll give you

a few bucks. No, they don't care about your emotions and things. You're a data

point. So they're going to take all these data points. They're going to bring them

to their fucking round of investors. People are going to continue to invest and then

they're going to take the money and just be rich and wealthy. What else? What

else do you do with it? You certainly haven't figured out how to monetize. Well,

I'm sure they're selling. the data of what we give them every single day. They're

probably just recording conversations and selling it to companies. Literally, here's exactly how they think.

Yeah. Well, yeah, that's the thing. I am positive they're getting their shit off through

the data companies. Without question. This might be it. All these weird texts I keep

getting, it's not so out of the blue. I'm actually shocked it's only valued at

a billion dollars. I gave the app data people my phone number. Why am I

so confused that these fucking wild texts keep coming? Nigga hit me today. Yo, is

this June? I was like, no, you got the wrong number. He was so sweet.

Damn, I'm bad, man. Have a good weekend. I hit him back like, now what

you doing? Yo, no worries, man. What you got going on tonight? Do something on

the grill? Anything fun? Slide through over there. I got a friend that's going to

Topgolf. Yeah, so this is what it is, man. This is what it is. Hopefully

they open up another round for people to invest. When I say people, I mean

black people. When I say people, I mean me. I'm just not on board with

this app. I just can't get with it. I can't get with being on the

phone with 72 people. That's the... Stop, though. Take that out of it. Then I'm

not on the app. No, it's not you, though. So what you can't get with

it? So what you can't get with it? The VC dude that came up with

it, he didn't know what it was, neither. No, I... He just took some money,

threw it somewhere. No, whatever they were trying to do, they did it. Hey, then

it started to work. Yeah, no, I get it. I'm on board. Then it's... Now

what do I do? I got some shit that I pumped some money in and

it's starting to work. I don't know that he fucks with it. Right. That's all

I'm saying. I just... Who cares? That's all. But when you got a bunch of

money to throw around in a bunch of different pots and one thing start to

bubble... That's the fact. God damn it. That's the thing you're going to chase. Keep

cooking. I'd love to see where this goes. I'm keeping my eye on it. I'm

still there. The company... Post of Revenue Information previously reported the company had an interest

to raise unicorn status. Does this affect because you said that you were on the

chatty house this weekend was that as a result of this or just? Completely independent

you'll still use the app as frequently as you works. You're really big on it

I'm still big on the app, but naturally the time that I've used it has

decreased because I've been busy Yeah, I've been to be on the app if you're

busy in October October November December that holiday time when people were home Yeah, I

used it a lot now Nah, the IRS came and the bills are still due.

So I don't have time to just sit and kick it. In October, when I

was on the app and my phone rung and it kicked me off the app,

I used to get annoyed. Yo, y'all, I'm on a call. Now, not so much.

Gotta go, chatty house. Sorry. Business is popping. Gotta get to it. So yeah, but

I still use it. But this app is a perfect example. There's traffic back out.

Like, people are out again. Yeah. I got stuck in traffic like all last week.

People are out again. I don't know where they're going. That's real arrogant of me.

That is really self-centered to go out, get stuck in traffic and say, where's everybody

going? No. Well, you would expect that people weren't out because of the... Well, I

would because I ain't been out. Yeah. And there's nothing to go to. But that

little move, boy did I find out about traffic during that Thursday pod. Whoa, whoa,

whoa, whoa, whoa. What's that, Joe? Whoa, Erickson. Will there be one this week? Whoa,

Savon. Chill out. I am so corny. Yo, and that's another thing while I'm at

it. Parks, Rory, and Mordo have nothing to talk about. I'm going to use this

platform to talk about something. I see a little narrative starting. I see the little

trend of now it's cool to kill dick that's 35 and up. It's growing strong.

It's growing strong. There's a little text going around. There's a little meme going around.

This is what it's like when you fucking a nigga that's over 35 and it's

the girl hitting dude. Yo, you gonna kill his pussy? And it's him hitting back,

I'll try. Don't do that. Don't laugh. You old, nigga. Don't laugh. Everybody stop.

Everybody stop. That screenshot was from me. Yeah, that's some shit I would say. Yo,

I'll give it my best. Yeah. No, they ain't texting me. You got five, six

minutes. They trying to kill us, man? We never kill a pussy. Not anymore. No.

No, no, no, no. Killing a pussy is like a knockout for me. I never

been able to hit a guy once and he fall. Right. Took a couple. But

in three hits... Can stagger him up sure same with sex yeah one shot no

way she's still up and standing ready to fight Sitting there fucking twiddling my day.

Hey, you ready. You ready to go again. What's up with the thing this thing

will not get going How long do you need I'm like this watch a show

or something but in three shots I Dennis I done Dennis Dennis silence of the

lambs then it's silent to the lambs and that's during the signs That's when you

blots out look at you sitting there swallowing candy shit in pain Now you swollen

look at you in pain walk somewhere idea you try it Men still afforded that

opportunity of that type of patience actually only looking for the one-shot knockout be around

three I'm only going in here to swell it up now. Oh I don't even

care if I enjoy this. I'm going every which direction. It's like an intersection. Ooh,

the intersection stroke. Ooh. A little three-point turn. Come on, man. A K-turn stroke in

this shit. Now. Now say something. Damn. I didn't know they was killing us, man.

Yeah, man. Yeah. That's corny. I'm just more efficient at sex now. Like the long-term,

like let's have sex for an hour thing, I'm not doing that anymore. But it's

time for that. No, I don't think women want that. I'm good in my six

minutes. That's all I got. Yeah, so are you guys. Okay. I thought chicks liked

the older guys. When I was growing up, that was a thing. Well, that was

what the thing eventually piggybacked into, what I saw on my timeline at least. It's

easier to cheat on us. Or they care less. It's easier to cheat on us,

and we're lower maintenance than they're used to. That's true. The thing is, I get

older. I keep saying it. You can just go fuck somebody now. Like I'll be

home. So old guys are the equivalent to a chick with a kid. Go ahead.

I don't tell them that, mall. Oh, that was a good shot. You insinuated? Listen,

I'm quiet in this corner. I'm going to be home a little late tonight. Go

ahead. Have a blast. I'll be asleep. Yeah. Babe, me and the girls were thinking.

Tell them I said hey. Have a blast. You need some money? You good? Hey,

baby, it's Rhonda's birthday weekend in Miami. Oh, love Rhonda. Bye. Send a gift. Birthday

weekend in Miami. Like, you just got to say okay to all the normal lies.

Yeah, it helps. Hey, it's my brother Hector. He was a bodyguard for 21 Savage.

Hey, Hector. What's up, Hector? He was a bodyguard for 21 Savage. Treat her

right. She gets cranky after midnight. Yeah, right? Make sure you feed her. She

needs little snacks all day. She likes her cheesecake plain, no strawberries on top.

Yeah, I don't have time. What am I going to fight? What am I

going to fight? I can't fight shit. That's funny now. I gotta go on clubhouse

nigga to fuck my queen all in the room That's when it's awkward. No, that's

what I said though. That's when you leave quiet It's always awkward when you in

a room with a dude that you know smashed your girl or the lady with

This is a little awkward. It depends. It depends on the situation. Am I doing

better than him? I don't look at it like no more. That's tricky. I don't

care. I That's like when you go to the park and it's like mad niggas

out there waiting to run. The guy that has the next next is the most

valuable guy. Okay, I don't care who got met the Nexus 10 nexus away or

the guy who played 10 games already who's up next when this game is over

Who's up? That's me. Okay that you fucked in games ago No, no, no, no,

no, no, but it's what parks. No, it's mine now. He said I'm clapping boy.

No, it's Better you don't like never seen this crossover. Not if I have her

I You don't know that. You don't know what you're headed for with this

girl. If I have her, then I have everything. Aw. Here we go. Who do

you think you're talking to? That's not how it go? No. All right, so let's

do it like this. He's had your everything. Rory, I'm talking to my friend with

a Rolex. Why do you keep on a high ski keep

jumping in? Yeah, well guy without a roll anyway beat your queen down to

so anyway, oh Well, I think don't get you that or keep it. I

mean chill out for a minute Mike More this is only gonna go two

ways one if I have her I have everything I need Or I know

she's a headache. I So you about to find out. Have fun with her. It

only ever goes one of those two ways. That sounds easier than... See, but then

there's a tricky third option that you brothers might not want to share about.

Is the third option where she was a headache with you, but for some reason

she ain't headache in that next nigga. Like, they looking like they having a blast.

Like, when I see Tanika, she doesn't have to look at me. She has one

of the best Instagrams on Instagram. She takes some of the best pictures. Great girl.

Yeah. But edit. No, just bleep out the name. Pics don't look headachy. Well,

have you ever thought about maybe you are the headache? Well, what I've seen, well,

what I've learned is that this particular gentleman found the how to get out of

headache land and just travel. Yeah. Just keep going places with her. Yeah, that helps.

That helps. Yeah. See? Yeah, it's hard to get mad on vacation. See, he's doing

it different. Like, when I wanted to shut up now, I just like... Get a

PlayStation 5 or something. Yeah, no, but... It's a little lower scale, huh? Yeah, she

was a headache to you because you weren't doing the things that she wanted to

do. No, you know, I was an idiot back then. Like, she was a headache

to me because she wanted to fuck all the time. Okay. So you were 35

plus before you were 35 plus. And I had an issue because she didn't want

more with me. She only wanted to fuck you. She wants to fucking go on

vacation. She didn't love you for you. She should have just worded it that way.

Oh, she didn't word it that way. How did she word it? Well, I didn't

have money for that back then. You could have done a little Pocono. I lit

the tiki's on the deck. You made it comfortable. Come on, man. Look at what

Joe does with the gems. All she wanted to do was fuck on vacation. I

want some more out of this. Like an idiot. Look what you did with the

gym. Like an idiot. Like a fool. Yeah. One of the baddest. Could have been

in fucking Turks and fucking, but instead you want to be in New Jersey mad

because y'all are not boyfriend and girlfriend. That'd be the other thing. When you got

a little gym and you ain't know it till you ain't got the gym no

more. That's usually how it goes. Come on, join me. That's how it happens. Join

me. I know, it happens all the time. Hey, either y'all join me or we'll

unpack why I can't believe it's not butter isn't butter. Come on. Can you believe

that? No, I can't. Come on. It might be a metaphor. Circle back to that

one. Come on, Potters. Come on, Pot All-Stars. We all saw that on the title

of Can't Believe It's Not Butter and never asked, well, what is it? I never

asked. I didn't know she was one of the baddest until you saw her in

Turks. Until she wouldn't call you back. Yeah, yeah, I mean that's

how it happens. That is how it goes. Why would I treat her different if

I knew the whole fucking Atlanta Hawks thought she was the baddest? Like, the fuck?

Look at what gets you moving. Listen, if I... Oh, they like her? I love

her. I didn't know you was cool with all the magic. I would have held

on to her a little bit. But that's how it happens, though. It always happens

like that. Oh, please. Always. Oh, what's the allure with fucking the athletes today? Can't

go to the game. Sounds like hate. I don't think that was ever the allure.

Yeah, that's not the allure. No, you're bugging. That's part of it. They got to

go sit in family and friends and take pictures with their best heel on. That's

on a smaller scale. No, they got to show it to the chicks. No, the

chicks that wasn't doing that, they... The chicks that fuck the athletes for real that's

not doing that, they fucking them anyway still. I'm talking about the chicks that maybe

aren't on that varsity level. Trying to fuck an athlete... or keep fucking an athlete

today during pandemic time just might be difficult, that's all. - Yeah, you gotta move

a little bit more. - The girls that are used to fucking them, they still

fucking them, that don't matter. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, for sure, for sure. - But

niggas ain't just sneaking your ugly ass into the team hotel. - No. - Sorry,

I'm not risking it for you. - Yeah, no. - Sorry. While I'm on basketball,

does James Harden become, is James Harden an all-star this year? Probably so. Well, first

of all, there is no All-Star this year. No, no, no. That's not what they're

talking about. It's about Atlanta. They're talking about it. I think Pine Soul is sponsoring

this. They're going to do a versus. Somebody's sponsoring this. They'll do a versus. They'll

do a versus. Why would they choose Atlanta? Because Atlanta's the only state that hasn't

closed. All right, Rory, you never cheated. All right, enough. You know why they cheated

Atlanta. Yo, he is really trying to do this thing, man. Rory, we get it.

Talk about safety reasons. You're faithful, buddy. Why would somebody go to Atlanta? We got

it. Atlanta has not closed. That's why. Yeah, Rory. You wouldn't know, I'm sure. You

haven't been here so long. Yeah. I haven't. Got it. Spent some time. Yeah, but

what was you saying, Joe? It's James Harden All-Star. Does he make the All-Star team

if this pace continues where he takes 10 shots a game? Because the All-Star format

changed. I'm so obsessed with the Nets, by the way. I am so obsessed with

them. The All-Star format changed, so it's not the same East-West. They pick two captains

to pick from a pool. But I like that idea. I do, too. But, I

mean, James will definitely get an All-Star game. Here comes Adam Stone Gray. Who, me?

You, man. Why? The All-Star format changed. It's not East and West no more. It's

team LeBron and team Giannis or whatever the fuck they did last year. I don't

know. So, yeah, James will be an all-star for sure. Someone will pick him up.

But you see he's running a second unit, just like I said. Who was the

last pick on last year? I feel like it's always the same last pick. Like,

they don't respect niggas. Was it Jaja Pachulia or somebody? No. Who was fucking Jaja?

Don't do that. He did not play no fucking all-star game. But think about it.

Jaja Pachulia. You didn't think about it? No. He didn't play no fucking all-star game.

All right. Forget it, then. Yeah, but you see James running that second unit. See,

give me my props. Look at Coach Ball. Yeah, see, y'all niggas be trying to

kick me out the room when I'm saying the right shit. Coach Ball, maybe you

did go to Stanford. I didn't go to Stanford. No, I know. Trust me, they

wouldn't have me there. No, no, trust, trust. You're telling me. They would not have

me there, no. What were your SATs? I did pretty good on my SATs actually.

I did. I got accepted to all the Catholic high schools I chose. Oh, man.

If you were Obama's son, what do you think his talks would be like with

you today? Obama's son? Yeah. What do you think he would say to you? You

think he would encourage you to live different? To live different? Yeah. You think he

would try to urge you in a different direction? No. No, I don't. I don't

think he would have. Come on. Come on. Come on. Look, I turned out fine.

Yo, but is it even better than butter is the question. Which one? Which one?

And while I'm at it, listen, I let you health gurus. I let you health

gurus scoff your faces at my bacon. I let you DM me every other day

telling me it's too much red meat. I let you hit me asking me how

much sugar really is in the Simply Lemonade. The entire thing.

Before I got here, I was thinking about when

you guys made cold water unhealthy. We let it

go right on. We just let it happen. The

bitches was coming to the crib asking for water. I thought I was lit. Yo,

what kind you need? The Fiji's fine, but is it room temp? Gotta be room

temp. Get out! I'll put it in the microwave for you. It'll get room temp

when you get out my house. It's real cold outside, you fucking Martian. One time

they got me. Yo, what's wrong with cold water? Oh, everything. Wait. Alright man. Yeah.

Come on you fucking help guru, speak to it. It is some truth to it

though. It is. It is some truth. Give us the truth. What's the truth? It

shocks the body if it's freezing. That's why I like it. Yeah, I'm looking for

a body shock. Please, Wink. Haven't you ever done coke? Yes, is the answer to

it. Coke and cold water. Yes, you did. You did. I have not. You did.

This is how you and Nikki started yelling at each other. You did coke. This

is the same thing. How you just tell people when they doing drugs, bro? You

smoked some shit that you wasn't around for the rolling of it. You did. No.

You definitely smoked some weed with coke in it. You have. There's no way you

have. Who do y'all think I be hanging out with? Who do y'all think I'm

hanging out with? You're not really Obama's son. You did this. Who do y'all think

I'm hanging out with? Y'all niggas is crazy, man. I can't believe more things Obama

would tell him to take that same path. That's what I'm saying. I don't want

to. What's wrong with the path I took? I'm right here in the room with

you. Is there anything wrong with the path you took? I think Obama. I think

he would tell you to switch a few things up in your style. Just a

little bit. He smoke weed and drink Red Stripes. He the homie. Trust me. He

the homie. He the homie. Trust me. Obama's definitely smoked weed with coke in it

by accident. Or on purpose. Listen, I don't know. I'm not putting that man in

it. I don't know. I have it. But yes, no, cold water is, it can

be bad for your body though. Just like chewing ice. Like I know people that

like to chew cups of ice. That's not good for you. Oh, those are my

favorite. Oh, those are my favorite girls right underneath the, Hey, room temp water, please.

Oh my god, those aliens. Yeah, I never would have said that. Fam, you have

been chewing ice for nine hours. And then try to give me head. I want

a kiss. Well, no, that could be kind of nice. This isn't sexy. That could

be kind of nice. Cold mouth. I have sensitive skin. Rory. I don't want to

know about your dick skin. I might get a reaction. We don't know about your

dick skin, bro. The cold mouth? I don't know. Like a little cold mouth on

a hot night. You know what I'm saying? You got a hot dick on a

hot summer night. Give me a little cold mouth. I'll take it. Listen, I'll take

the chicks that want room temperature water over the girls that just started drinking water

because it became trendy. Any day. You are nasty. Any fucking day, I'm with you

on that one. Bad head has totally steered me away from girls with small tongues.

Joe's measuring tongues? Chicks are sticking their tongues out now. Chicks are sticking their... Now?

But the size of their tongue... Bitches are sticking their tongues out. They're sticking their

tongues out. Man, I'm so glad I was out of town, man. If they just

walking around sticking their tongues out now... The girls are sticking their tongues out. Come

on, that's crazy. And I'm looking. You measuring? I'm like... That ain't me? Nah. That

ain't the right size tongue. Nah, but sometimes the long tongue, they can be a

little too... too tonguey with it like it's not gonna do enough no all the

chicks i know with long tongues is happily married relationship is money hey that is

never leaving her i tried to dm one too like you yeah yeah i'm like

nah he did right he did the right thing go ahead so so how are

you how are you measuring this you ended that name too Are you in

the text messages asking chicks if their tongue can reach their nose?

Like how are you going about this? How many girls you fuck?

It's impolite to ask someone their body count. Hey, let's make this

shit, turn this shit up. Y'all don't want to talk about butter?

It's cool. We gonna find some shit to pot about today. How many is on

your list buddy? Only five. Why girls love that number so much? And one was

a threesome. Why do girls love the number five man? Because they know we lying.

No they say five all the time. Five is they shit. Nah you can't let

a woman tell you she only got five guys. And then they say five like

it's racy like if I can be honest just don't judge me five guys. Five.

I love when they be honest with me, start reeling the names off. One time

it happened, I'm like, damn, how I made the cut. Oh, shit. He's doing well.

Damn, nigga. That nigga had 12 sacks. What the fuck? You view us as the

same? I'm being pumped up, bitch. That nigga gets, he gets to that quarterback. Hey,

they got to deal with them. They got to load up the front with them.

You should go to Kansas City. Oh, man. Oh. All right, man. Listen, depending on

what I'm cooking, I might not even look for butter. We're just going to keep

getting back to it. What is it? I can't believe. No, no, no, no, no.

I'm joking. No, no. Come on. Let's keep going. I don't know. No, no, no,

no. Let's find out. Come on. We have the sound effects. All right. All right.

Uh, everything. Uh, pause. Uh, hey. Alright, man. Got a lot of special topics coming

right up. Do you guys keep peanut butter in the fridge? No. Who does that?

I've seen it. Psychopaths. And it bothers me. Some people put hot sauce in the

fridge, too. That's insane, too. It's hot sauce. Well, I like room temperature sauce. It's

healthier. Peanut butter in the fridge. I've seen that. No, it's

a brick. I keep seeing more. I'm like, how do you spread the peanut butter?

It's already hard enough as it is. Yo, now, right, we're further into the pandemic.

They're doing their best to deal with vaccine distribution, right? And because we're still in

the house, some of you women are still doing boyfriend reveals. And man, some of

y'all look real doofy as a couple. A boyfriend reveal. Yo, some

of y'all... Have you been revealed? No. Me? Yeah, I don't

know. Nobody's revealing me. Joe reveals. Yeah, Joe's the revealer. Yeah.

Not the reveal-y. Look at her. My next project. My next

girl to make famous. And then have a public breakdown in

Melbourne. Yo, just bleep it. Just bleep it. I forgot what

you're talking about. Girlfriend reveals. Boyfriend reveals. Oh, no, that was it. Some of y'all

just look real doofy. That shit is stupid. Don't you hate it on love? No,

that's the thing. It's in now. It's up and it's stuck. It's not up. No,

no. But think about it. How does something get stuck up? No, I don't know.

Boyfriend reveals. One of y'all look so doofy, I saved it. I was like, why

is she proud of this guy? That's sick to have another couple on your phone.

No, because sometimes, and we'll get off of this because this is not important, but

like it's a few women I follow where when they post their man and their

relationship, I like try to double tap it a lot. They like relationship goals. You

niggas look great. Y'all in the park working out together. He done lifted you up

95 times. This is inspirational to me. I like this. Some of y'all though, yeah.

Put him back. I know exactly what you mean. That's the funny part. Oh, no,

I'll save you one. Hold on. Hold on. Let me just give you one. Just

one. Look at this bitch. You have several? Everybody got a boyfriend now. Do we

know this young woman? Look at this. Look. Who's this nigga? He might be a

stand-up guy. This nigga's got a cavity, right? What are you talking about? He might

be a stand-up guy. This guy. You got a good shirt, good collar shirt

on. Nigga made her look worse. I was like, I'm not beating off

of you anymore. Tommy Lauren got some hips. I thought that was supposed

to be a secret. He was making a joke. Oh, okay. I thought

we asked him to not make jokes anymore. All right, what else we

got, man? all right for the next 90 minutes of this pod maul's going to

tell you how rockefeller records started all right take it away maul what was it

like back then did it start in the brownstone rory tell us all about palooza

too let's hear that story again yeah i've never told you guys that i don't

think so how did it start what's funny you ask palooza started in the brownstone

right how did that big pun doc turn out Never shoot a big pun, Doc.

Yo, the shit you be coming up with in your head is insane. Fine. All

right, what else is important? What else is important? Let's stay with Kobe. Yeah, why

not? Let's stay with Kobe, man. And let me get outstanding ready while y'all talk.

Did any of you guys ever have the pleasure of meeting him? Yeah. Yeah. I

met Kobe. Him and Trap played together for a couple years. I met him without

saying hi. I saw him on TV a lot. We had nodded. Oh,

nice. Okay. That's dope. All right. Yeah, Colt was, um... He was cool, man. That

was at Puff's 50th birthday party, which, by the way, has become, like, a really

legendary party, and... social circles like and just speaking to women like they just casually

bring that party up whether they were there or not but that was the night

I was supposed to go to that party like oh supposed to go no you

weren't you know you weren't invited people do that I was supposed to go to

that no you weren't but there was a few people that maybe was supposed to

go yeah they'd be lying man they'd be lying no they weren't they weren't invited

they don't know nobody that was there cut it out well i was there i

was there and i saw a cold from across the room and i just stared

man yeah i was like holy kobe bryant is drinking whoa what is that allowed

is he allowed to do that what a man he had a cigar great suit

on listen kobe is one of them dudes that That just was class personified. So,

you know, and he just had that presence. So that was a room full of

stars. And he stood out. He stood out so much. I was scared to actually

speak to him. So I just went next to him, looked around, hoping maybe he

would say something to you. I knew Kobe didn't hear Pump It Up probably. He

definitely heard Pump It Up. You think so? But I don't know if it was

his jam. It was a jock jam. He was a rapper. You think it was

his jam? No, I don't know. It was a jock jam. I don't know. It

was definitely on a jock jam CD for sure. Probably a couple of them. All

right, guys. I'm just saying. He heard it. Anyway, bottom line, Cole was the man.

I can't give you a favorite Kobe moment. Actually, yes, I can. When he won

his fifth ring, I was pretty hyped. I was one of the guys that was

rooting for him to beat Mike. So I was really mad when the Lakers wasted

like four or five years of his prime. Yeah. Oh, you mean when they didn't

give us Chris Paul? No, I mean before that. I'm talking long before that. I'm

talking about when he couldn't get over to D'Antoni's sons by himself, like when Shaq

first left. Oh, Smush. Yeah, that crew. That was a depressing crew. That's when you

kind of knew, all right, he's probably not going to get to six. And I

didn't think he'd get to five. I didn't think he would beat that Celtics team.

That was a tough series. That last championship was great to watch. That was a

great series. It was seven games? His sixth one was the one that the big

three won that they shouldn't have won. His sixth one? What do you mean? Oh,

when he should have won the sixth? Could have been his sixth. The one when

the Celtics won. Who'd they beat? They beat the Lakers. The Lakers. That was the

one. That was the one. Yeah. But they beat them the next year, though, so

they got even. Yeah, but that was the one, though. Yeah. That's all I got.

I mean, there's nothing left to say about Kobe Bryant. Kobe Bryant. One of the

best we've ever seen. Yeah. That year kind of, well, it was a crazy year,

as we know now. But it still doesn't feel real, man. Like, you still, you

know, when I see interviews and see documents, like I just watched a Tony Parker

documentary on Netflix and he's in it. And not until you see him speaking in

a doc do you remember and say to yourself, like, damn, man, Cole. You know

what I'm saying? Like, it's still that for me because I was such a huge

Kobe fan. It's still, like, surreal. There's a Tony Parker doc? Yeah, on Netflix. Oh,

about Tony Parker? Yeah. Huh. Mm-hmm. I breezed right by that when I saw it

in the lineup. What was it? It was called some French shit, too, like Pepe

Le Tony. Yo, I was beat looking for something to watch, and I was not

going to watch that. Pepe Le Tony. Pepe Le Parker. I was like, nah, Duke.

Sorry. Yo, you know what else? We don't get back to Kobe. You know what

else I've learned about myself? I am the worst put something on when company is

over guy. That's a tough thing to do. It's tough. It's pressure. It's almost as

tough as playing the right song in the car. Yeah. I usually find the most

obscure, way harder. Weird shit. Because you got to find something that's good enough to

keep your interest until you want to try to fuck and something good enough to

get you back to watching it after you fuck. Yeah. And something not good enough

to where she'll want to watch it instead of fucking you. You don't want to

put something on that's going to be too engaging. Yeah, yeah. It's pretty tricky. I

go for tremors. Remember those days? Tremors. That's a sick-ass movie to turn off. Ooh,

Kevin Bacon will get it going. Tremors. Tremors. It'll keep your attention for a minute,

but then you can clock out at any time. I'm an Encino man type of

guy myself. You can't put on something too interesting where you have to constantly, so

what's going on now? No Christopher Nolan movies. Let's put on a cartoon. This is

when I knew I was sick. I had already seen Do Not Fuck With Cats.

I saw it already. I saw it already. I knew how sick it was. Maybe

one day some sexy company came by. Maybe one day. And I was hype. Yeah,

because that didn't happen. Can't provide a timeline. Right, right, right. I get it. No,

no, no. I'm with you. I'm rolling. Actually, I think it was Patrick Swayze was

in Ghost, right? Yeah, he was. It was Ghost. Mm-hmm. Well, yeah, Ghost came out

in 91 or some shit. It was Ghost. Maybe 89. And I had already seen

Ghost, Don't Fuck With Cats, Ghost version. Right, right. So, Erickson thinks all this is

really funny. So, when Sexy Company came out, I was hyped to put it on

again. Yo, did you see this? Yeah, no, that wasn't. You shouldn't have went to

the Cats. Yeah, it's a sick date night movie. Blown call. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Blown

call for sure. Well, you were also trying to put that cat in a bag.

Edit. Edit. I see where Rory went. Yo, as much as he edits, we'll put

it back, right? Yeah, yeah. You got to pick and choose your edits, buddy. You

can't edit everything. You get one episode. Yeah, come on. Come on. That's it. If

y'all leave me saying, y'all left me insane a bunch of foul shit, actually. You

won't even repeat none of it. But after I said it, I was like, yo,

let's edit that out. Yeah, I remember you saying that. Yeah, exactly. The Parks didn't

hear you, though. Back to Kobe, though, man. This week, I went back and watched

the 81-point game like twice. Crazy. I don't know why they didn't close on him.

I still can't understand it. The funny shit is, it didn't look like they wasn't

trying to stop him. No, they were gone. They were playing defense. No, it was

a bunch of them on him. He made a lot of tough fucking shots. Yeah.

Yeah. And they were down. The Lakers, they were losing that game. That's the part

that I forgot to that he needed he needed that to come back. They were

they were losing that game Yeah, he was on a cold think that was the

year he averaged almost 40 something that month and the circus wasn't in town that

day No, this was filmed wilt Sorry circus wasn't sorry. Sorry will Chamberlain and the

circus in the league you think could beat that record today. Oh

I mean, even though Harden's not shooting at all now, but Harden would be on

my list. Well, shit, if there was five more minutes left in the game, Devin

Booker was going to be it. He didn't care about the win. He didn't see

teammates. He didn't see nobody. And them niggas took a group picture after the loss.

I was like, all right, that's some real young dude shit right there. Fuck a

loss. Devin Booker could do it. Kevin Durant could do it, of course. I believe

James Harden could do it. The people that can score, I believe, can do it.

Yeah, I like Devin Booker. I think Lillard could be able to do that, too.

Yeah? Lillard could do it if he just ignored the rest of them. That's what

I'm saying. If he just went off. Yeah, why didn't they do that to New

York, man? That's what he do. I feel like he does it even more to

New York, though, because of us. Because of us? I feel like that. I feel

like every time I talk to him, I say something slick to him, and then

when he plays the Knicks, he take it out on him. It might be something

to that. He didn't care nothing about Emmanuel quickly. I don't think he did to

begin with. I like him a lot, too. Don't do that. I like Emmanuel. I

got him on my fantasy team. I like him. Okay, cool. You still playing fantasy

basketball? I should not be playing. My team is terrible, but. Who's on your team?

Emmanuel Quick. He's one of my better players. Who else? For real? What draft did

you have? We were filming something, so it was like auto draft. Put it like

this. The computer gave me Trey Young, which I'm not mad at. That was my

first pick. That's nice. They gave me Trey Young, but guess who was still on

the board? Kevin Durant. I'm never picking Trey Young over Kevin Durant. So that just

lets you know. But anyway. That's a little nasty. Yeah, that just lets you know

what my season is at. But yeah. But yeah, man, this, you know, rest in

peace to cold. Um, it's been a year. Felt like 10 years. Honestly, we miss

you, man. We miss you. We love you. You revolution. You've revolutionized shit. You change

shit. You won five of them. You broke all types of records. I had the

honor and privilege of watching you on so many different occasions. Yeah. And you just

provided a lot of joy and entertainment to my life as a Nick fan even.

So thank you. Thank you for that. Um, And I just can't imagine the agony

of having to go out with your child. It's a thought that I try not

to think of. I wouldn't want to do that. Yeah, it's tough. I wouldn't want

to do that. Very, very sad, but, you know. And shout out to all the

families. For sure. Shout out to all the families that still have to, you know

what I mean? Live with this. Yeah, yeah, because that's the tough part. The people

that go, they gone, they chilling. But the people that still got to be here.

It's tough, yep. Yeah, shout out to Vanessa Bryant and her family. shout

out to all the

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these drops sorry guys

universal and lego launch

augmented reality music video

making app Called video vi diyo and

this reads as follows When universal music group inked a deal with Denmark

born toy of Denmark born toy firm Lego back in April 2020 the

company's promised a new interactive way of inspiring the next generation of fans

and creative visionaries You know what they all fucking pitch. Yeah, it's always

about the visionaries. Yeah, yeah and the creatives the next generation of fans

Next generation of money. It was announced that the deal would be based around the

development of a new suite of Lego products launching in 2021, but no further details

were confirmed. The two companies have now announced that the new product, an innovative music

video maker experience called Lego Video, not dissimilar from short form video apps like TikTok.

but assessed via a unique mashup of LEGO elements, minifigures, music, augmented

reality, and a new app. Look at all this shit they got

to merge to get some shit. God damn it. Legos and music. Aimed at children

between the ages of 7 and 10, a Lego video is described in a press

release as a brand new way to play that helps children dream big by directing,

producing, starring in, and sharing their own music videos using tracks from across the globe,

led by charts hits from UMG artists. Oh, so this is a... What's the cut?

This is that... You won't know the cut. That act that fails. You're not going

to know the cut. TikTok. This was gigging. We're back to our Ace Hood and

Khaled argument. That wasn't an argument, but you know what I'm saying. Yeah. The Ace

Hood in this situation probably wouldn't get a cut. I mean, if I'm going to

go based off nothing but assumptions. Aimed at children. If you don't own your music

to license it... If the label owns your shit to license it and it's

Universal doing a deal with Lego and they take all the music that they have

and merge it somehow to find a new value system, then yeah, right? And I'm

hearing that more and more in my business dealings behind the scenes. I'm hearing a

lot more people... really happy to get the middleman out of the way like the

agent and uh they're really happy to deal with people that just own their own

or don't have to go through whoever you're in business with like that I can

see how that can become annoying uh so again I want to encourage artists out

there to own as much of your as you can moving forward so that a

Lego can talk to you instead of a universal but other than that I see

what's going on I see this as a direct competitor to Tick Tock yeah uh

I'm sure they're not the only people that are racking their brains to come up

with competition for a TikTok. And that's that. We got to see how this plays

out. Video works by selecting a song in the app from a variety of UMG

artists. Remember when it was just ringtones? Including both contemporary tron songs. Ringtones and Sims.

It seemed a lot more simpler back then, right? When it was ringtones, we were

worried about ringtones taking over music. Like, oh man, they don't care about the music.

They just want ringtones. They just want anything. It didn't matter. That lasted a good

year. Yeah, shit comes and goes. Yeah, um this this is interesting though. It's super

like that's why I read it Yeah, this this may change things drastically but aimed

at children aged 7 to 10 I can see that change. We're gonna definitely see

some adults on that shit. Yeah, no question I can see them directing music videos.

Absolutely. Yes. This could be a big music video thing for new music Yeah, no,

this is just another way to take your music and and make money off of

it and you don't ever see a penny of it. That's what it sounds like

to me. Somebody tell me why Funkmaster Flex is beefing with Elliot Wilson. Because he

has an album coming out and he's just been going on rants to get attention.

Yeah. Nah, come on. Flex has admitted that he does that. Nobody beefs with Elliot

Wilson. Elliot Wilson is the most non-beefable person out there. He beefed with the source.

That's different. That's publication on publication beef. So is this. No, no way, is it?

Yeah. Why is Fone Master flexing and Elliot Wilson beefing? By the way, it takes

two people to beef, so I'm not saying it's beef. Because Elliot seems to think

that was fucking hilarious. You can't beef with somebody that laughs like Elliot Wilson. It's

impossible to beef with him. Dude, that's my guy. Yeah, I don't know what's up

with flex. He's been... I don't know, man. There's nothing to overthink here. He has

an album coming out. No, that, I'm with you on that. No, he was on

some other shit even when he didn't have an album coming out. Him and Hov

have this thing. Well, not him and Hov. He has a thing with Hov. It's

like he's trying to discredit Jay a lot. But why? That I don't know. You

do know. There's something there. Well, you don't know. But there's something there that happened

that we'll never find out about. Well, no, no. He sort of explained it in...

His rants last night, and he's explained it in the past where he felt- I

didn't listen to the rant. I didn't hear it. Oh, well, I heard it. Oh,

give it to me. Well, this comes from the rant a couple years ago about

him- His digital space? Yes. Flex being so digital. I remember that loosely. And that

when Hov went to launch, I forgot what it was. I think he launched it

with Elliot. Some type of site. He launched something with Elliot. Yeah, I feel bad

that I can't remember. That's when Flex was saying that he texted him. No, no.

This was before Rap Radar. Okay. Yeah, and Flex had said that Hov had hit

him or somebody had hit him from Hov's camp and kind of stole the whole

digital shit. But I was like, fam, no one stole a website. It's 2014. Everyone

has a website. Like, I'm sorry, Flex. That can't be it. Fact check it, but

I remember that being a thing where Flex saying Hov took some digital shit from

him directly and reached out in kind of a conniving way to steal Flex's sauce

with the digital shit. I remember laughing at it because it was such an obvious

thing that everyone had at that point. I'm trying to not put my whole cape

on. I'm not caping for anyone on either side here. Flex has an album coming

out and Flex does this anytime. I didn't say anything about you. I said me.

I have a cape. I'm trying to put my cape on. No, I'm trying not

to. I don't even feel like it's a cape to put on in this situation.

Flex has just had an issue with Jay for whatever reason for years. But I

just feel like this is a weird thing. People in the culture... i don't know

if it's because jay won't speak to them or if he doesn't pay them any

mind like this is their way of trying to get his attention but it feels

like people are trying to like discredit jay for a lot of the that he's

done and they're mad that he has affiliations with certain white people i guess i

don't know it's just weird he's a businessman he's supposed to have relationships with people

that you may not like for reasons that you may not know i mean it

happens i don't see what what the issue is though if somebody i don't really

with is doing some solids and I need a solid done for one

of my people. You get it done. Totally based off assumption, of course. I know

nothing about this. No, but you would get the solid done. I'm putting the call

in to get the solid done, especially if that solid is attached to 11-figure business.

All right. Fair. Listen, I think all these brands have fun. If you're trying to

get me to use up some of my emotional currency on this, I won't. I

won't. No. It's very simple. You do it. Yeah, I just don't understand it. But

it's a lot of people, you know, a lot of just casual fans. The whole

NFL thing. Oh, he stole that from Jermaine Dupri. How do you even know that?

And when you just blatantly lie in these rants, because I find them funny, not

just flex, other media people that go on these rants. They're entertaining and they're funny

and they're great. There's fucking all charismatic shit in it. They're funny, but... Y'all just

be blatantly lying about shit. Exactly. He said that Jay-Z took the same stance as

Donald Trump on kneeling. I mean, where are you getting this from? Yeah, I don't

know. Y'all rants be entertaining, but they're just lies. It's a weird thing with Flex

and Jay. I don't know what it is. Now, sometimes when y'all are killing Hov,

because I don't want y'all to think that I'm just a Hovinger all the way,

even though I am. Because sometimes when y'all are killing Hov, I think it's funny.

Like, when y'all were calling him a camel for mad years, and he had to

respond with, like, a camel bar. I thought that was hilarious. Right, that's how you

do it, though. Look what your idiot's mate, fucking the greatest rapper ever do. He

had to find a camel bar. They call me a camel. I was the camel.

I just saw what he did. It's on already home. I know, but I saw

what he did. I just handled the drought. Listen, look what y'all got home. They

called me a camel. Look what they got home doing. I thought that that was

pretty funny. You caught a stray in that verse too. So what? How about that?

So what? I mean, Hov could have went a little better. The 92 bricks

joke, I like that one a lot. That was a good one. Even when y'all

was like, even when y'all made fun of him for telling all the killers to

go and find Triple X's killer, and all the street niggas were like, wait a

minute. That's not what he said. Yo, the street niggas got together in the group

chat and were like, yo. Hov tripping. They heard Hov just say he tripping. That's

what they say. Oh, yeah, that's what they say. I think those are funny, but

anyway, off of that. Now, how much butter do you use? Come on, what we

got? What's next? What else? What else? What else? What else? What's poppin'? I have

given them all I could give this shit is like a pod obstacle course I

walked into the arena today just not feel this five it happens man good the

little things yo if somebody actually went to the movie theater like that I know

somebody went to the AMC and for Lee they said they had a real main

time Bridget actually Bridget I guess she went to see American Skin in that theater.

And she has a man, so I could see why that could be fun. When

you're single, you ain't really trying to do that. You want somebody to go with.

The Denzel movies, I could watch it from the comforts of my own home in

a couple of days. HBO Max. Oh, yeah, I'm not going to. HBO Max has

saved lives. Yeah, for sure. With the stuff that they're doing. I'm so glad I

didn't have to boycott them for fucking Dave Chappelle over it. Thank you for doing

the right thing. For real, because they're going crazy. I feel like they're just warming

up, too. Well, I think that they're definitely in front of the movie theaters may

be changed for Everwave. Yeah. So they're trying to figure it out and say, okay,

well, let's just do a deal. Because like we learned with the Irishman is when

I learned that a movie had to be in theaters for a certain number of

days in order for it to be eligible for an Oscar. Right. Which I think

they should change anyways. Right. So I think now they're just having it in theaters,

wherever theaters are open. For a couple weeks, and then it's streaming on HBO Max,

on Prime. I think this is the new wave. This is exactly how we're going

to be able to watch movies from now on. I like it, though. Yeah. But

I would also like to go back to theaters. Yeah, for sure. For sure. But

the fact that we don't really miss a beat, I'm down. I'll take it. Yeah,

there wasn't shit last year for movies. Yeah, no. I'll take it. No, this is

merging some of the favorites. Us whites love Jared Leto. And you added Denzel. No,

I'm stopping what I'm doing when this starts streaming. Jared Leto is different. He's a

good actor. He's really different. No, he's not a good actor. He's really different. A

great actor, for sure. I like him too, though. The guy that played the lead

in, was it Queen? Heath Ledger had the best Batman. Oh, yeah. Heath Ledger had

the best Batman? He wasn't Batman, but best Batman movie. Yeah, from Mr. Robot, too.

Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Great actor. Heath Ledger was the best Joker. I agree with you.

We had that argument on here. I know. I'm just saying shit. Okay. I'm just

trying to incite things. That Joker movie wasn't that bad, though. I love that movie.

But he wasn't fucking with Heath Ledger. I'm sorry. American Skin is another one you

shouldn't put over when there's a girl over. No. Movies like that, no. How it

feel when you suck a nice fat clit and then... I'm trying to go somewhere.

Why is this nigga coming at me like this? I'm asking all of you. What's

up with this nigga? Ian's not even here. Where's Ian? I said E. Oh, shit.

No, he's talking to Ian via the camera. Ian, if you're watching this. This pod

is really going bad. Ian is at the recordings now. No, I was going somewhere.

I wasn't just asking. You was asking everybody. All right, go ahead. Like, how you

feel when you fuck a nice fat juicy? That'd be the nice one. When it's

fat and juicy. But how you feel when you do that and then she don't

hit you no more? Like a whore. Like she steady insta-snapping

away. Like, yo, you ain't wasn't feeling that. I'm home. I'm posting up

an insta-snap from home. I'm in the crib. Free as a bird. Nothing

to do. Bitch live 10 minutes away. You can't suck that juicy clit.

She posted memes like, I wish I had someone to hang out with tonight. Yo,

this dude is crazy. For real, when you go down there and feel the fat

juice, boy, boy, I'm sucking this. Oh, my God. Why y'all? What's up with y'all?

I feel you. I feel you. You're right. We can end it. I feel you.

Yo, they got to open up outside, fam. He got to get outside, though. I

have to get outside because that's dope? No, it's just that because you just like

really. I'm not doing that. My bad. Don't create the

timeline. I get it. I'm with you. All you got to do is run. Don't

create the timeline. All you got to do is run. I'm right behind you. You

know how black people do. Once one nigga run, we all run it. Just run.

I'm going to go. Just throw it anywhere? Yeah, just run. I'm going to go.

I'm going to go with you. Seeing some footage of Nate Robinson dunking and I

was like, fam, go to sleep. Go to bed. It's over for that

one. I mean, that Nate Robinson. I'm sorry. Dennis Smith Jr. No, buddy.

No. Sorry. Sorry. No. You're not getting me again. You got me in

college. You got me in college. You got me on that. Look at this. I

was going to say, he balled with the Mavs. Balled is what you said. That's

crazy, though. They shipped that nigga out of town so fast. That's what I'm saying.

Sorry, buddy. This dunk will not get you a minute over quickly or Elfrie Payton.

You better go dunk your little heart out. You'll be sitting on the pond. Can

you dunk from the bench? See if he can dunk from the bench. Wouldn't put

it past him. That's impressive. Anyway, no, it is impressive. All right, Throat Baby remix

is out. Throw baby remixes out these culture critics wouldn't know Yeah, that's not my

that's not my that's not my demographic. I heard my girl. I heard sis is

on there I heard JT is on there JT in Oh, yeah, oh Okay, oh

look you would heard if sweetie was on it, right? Yeah, exactly what hurted bad

baby was on there, right? DeVito and them You'd have heard of the fucking Jared

Leto was on there, huh? Absolutely. Ed Sheeran in them. Yeah, the acoustic version. Oh,

DaBaby and City Girls, okay. Oh, look, now you on it. Now you on it.

Now that DaBaby is on it, now you want a little bit of that Throw

Baby remix. Ah, Throw Baby, DaBaby. Let's check this out. Let's listen to this. Oh,

this is the video I saw? Big budget video for this one. It looks like

it. No, no, it's a big budget video. That's how you know the baby's a

pop star, Rory. Look at his videos. He's on a green screen. That's not a

rapper budget. Rappers don't get green screens, Rory. Yes, they do. He slid out the

cum tongue. Look. The cum tongue. He's skiing on the cum tongue. He's skiing on

the cum tongue. Of course, no disrespect to the baby. We love him. We just

talking about the video. Yeah, yeah, yeah. The cum tongue. It's white. This song is

called "Throat Baby". There's implications. Yeah, it's a

cum song. I thought it was coke, but

okay. Ayy, uh oh. This already a vibe.

Don't let Malcolm X hear this one. You

wanna shut it down? Hell yeah. Yes. Yes.

Ayy. Ayy. Huh? Let's get this one to

shoot up the charts, y'all. Hey, they don't

need us. At all. Hey, pause that. Pause

that. Pause that. This is our WAP. Yo, the cheats that used to

suck my dick good, they didn't do it three times a week. How often did

they do it? Three times a, what, two months maybe? Wow. It was like a

treat. That's unfortunate. Yeah. I ain't been able to throw baby in a little while.

Go get you a throw baby, man. They out here. Well, you throw it in

the clit, so you should be all right. Your words. He got a point. Just

throw baby. Is the locker room open? Yeah. Hey, Rory, head back down the tunnel,

man. Hit the showers? You wouldn't throw in the clay? And punch a wall on

your way in. Break your hand. Yeah, show some frustration about the game you had

tonight, all right? Is a throw baby a throw baby if she's long distance? Yes,

she can still be can be she's just not a consistent when you see her.

She's a throw baby The girl that gives you the fire sex that lives long

distance. What do you think about while she's not with you? He's free He's free

falling in her throat who came up with this treatment This girl is sucking on

hospital equipment She's sucking on everything Everything wait, they did an ultrasound on her throat

Tiana Trump came Tiana Trump came in a chatty house last night. I don't know

much about her. I You've never seen her work? I've seen her work, but I

don't know much about her. She's an actress. I don't know much about her. How

old is she? She looks young. She's probably 26. Yeah, I wouldn't know nothing about

that. A 26-year-old porn expert? 25. Fem, no. I don't know anything about her. That

wasn't who was killing porn when I was there. You don't watch porn? No. I

make porn. Get your shit off. Own your shit. You don't? You're

still watching? Geek? You still typing shit in the search bar? Sometimes I watch for

inspiration. Your fucking fiance loves girls? Living around the corner from the greatest strip club

in the world, you still watching porn? Don't talk to me anymore. Back to this

guy. Yeah, Tiana Trump. She came into Chatty House last night, and one of the

younger dudes that was in there just started fanboying out, asking mad questions. And that's

when I clicked on her picture, and I was like, she looks a little young.

And I'm like, I don't know anything about her. She's good at what she does.

She's a what you would call a throw baby. You let it swap 25 years

like a dick. Absolutely. Yeah. Yeah, I have no no issues with 25 to Erickson

Yeah, the answer is yes. Yeah, that's Nancy. Okay, especially if she's Tiana. I was

gonna say She looks like she does good work. So then the guy was fanning

out. I couldn't understand he was asking all these questions and the girl started fanning

out they were acting like she was fucking Corinne Stefan's jr. I'm not mad at

it. So the girls was like, yo, um, Oh no, the guy, the girl was

like, yo, um, what is that? What's something you could teach me about? Like sucking

dick. That would like really take me to the next level. And I don't know

enough about the girl. So I'm listening. And she's like, I don't know, I could

really tell you, like over a phone, but your goal should be to make him

wipe his whole ass. And I say, yeah, she's good. Nah, nah, nah, nah. Nah,

nah, this little 25-year-old. I get it. I get it. See, because I've been in

rooms before where Where a young lady has said, yo, you got to make his

whole ass get wet. And it was a lot of immature 25-year-olds. What are you

talking about? I don't understand. What? They don't know. The kids don't know about sex.

Come on, man. The kids don't know about sex. And what I've learned on the

chatty house and just speaking to people, a lot of people are not treating sex

like a vulnerable act. Look, Parks is confused somehow. It's called intimacy for a reason.

But niggas don't treat it that way. I know. Why? Why? How vulnerable are you

being during sex? Gentlemen, not just a Rory question. Well, it depends on who you're

having sex with. You can't be too vulnerable. Well, let's make it a best case

scenario. I'm not talking about the random. A best case scenario. You're really into this

person. You're really comfortable. You're in love or a lot alike. Y'all should be getting

filthy with each other. Yeah, I'm not crying, but... Like, I'm letting it all hang

out. Saliva will be everywhere. But what does that mean? What does letting it all

hang out mean when you're comfortable with somebody versus one of the randoms? You're never

letting it all hang out with a random. We got that part. But what's out

of character? Or what's maybe not so normal? Let it all hang out with the

rando? I'm with you. I'm with you on that one. It's a period of time.

It's living life. Yeah. You heard this nigga? Yeah. That nigga Joe Tender said, yeah.

He was being vulnerable. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, but you can't let a random just sit

on your face, though. What? You let random sit on your face? Yes. I have,

yes. I saw you got COVID. Yes. That's not how I got COVID. Can't wait

to find the next one. Like, it's a thing. Yeah, nah. Wondering why she hasn't

come back. See, there you go. Now you got a face full of ass, and

you looking at her Instagram, talking about why she won't answer back. But there's nothing

wrong with that. Nothing wrong with a face full of ass. But hit me back

though. I would like that. Don't ignore me. Yeah, don't ignore me. I would like

her to hit me back. Yeah, don't ignore me. Don't do that. But in the

event that she doesn't, we'll just LOL whatever this last picture was. Yeah, yeah. Whatever

she last picture. Oh my God, that's so funny. Ha ha. We're laughing at memes

on our story that aren't even funny. I still want to fuck you. Yeah, yeah.

Can we please do that again? LOL, you find the best memes. See, that's what

my dumb ass, I bring it back up. Yo, I sucked your pussy and you

never hit back. Just last week, I was sucking on your pussy and you never

hit back. They're like, ha ha, you crazy, Joe. Joe, why you always playing? You

know, I've just been busy on the Peloton. Look what she busy is. Yo, you

on the Peloton. I'm trying to get you to Peloton his face. You telling me

about some bike with an instructor on the front. Bitch, I want to instruct you.

Oh, man. Damn, Joe. I ain't know it was like that, man. It is. It's

like that. Give Justin LaVoy's page a break and text me back, please. That hurts,

too, when you see one of yours under there, under those comments. It's like, come

on, man. Be classy. You with me now. Act like it. Act like it. No,

she not. She not acting like that. You with me now. Now you with me

now. Now you with me now. Act like it. Don't do that. What does that

mean, act like it, now that she's with you now? Like, what do you want

her to do differently now? Carry yourself a little different, right? Like, we're out here

carrying ourselves classy. Yeah. Double standards. Rep us right. Exactly. Exactly. Who cares about that?

They do not care about repping us right, by the way. They never do. What

was your question? I feel like we didn't answer it. Something with intimacy. Being vulnerable.

If y'all die before your fiancés, y'all think they're going to do the right thing

with your belongings? I would hope so. Yeah. I would hope so. Talk to Obama.

I would hope so. You never know. I was just talking to Parks and Glory,

Ma. Do fiancés have legal rights? I think they're still my dukes. If I had

an untimely demise... Yeah, if your fiance doesn't get it, you would have to be

married. My next fiance would get a $5,000 ring. That's a smart strategy. Sorry. Yes.

I'm still looking at the real nice one in my drawer. Won't do that again.

You didn't pawn that thing yet? No. Tricky with those because they like... Somebody's got

to come pick the same exact diamond. They don't want to deal with that. You

got to customize your engagement ring. So they're not giving it back in the event

that they say no. They're not waiting on it. Can you take the dial out?

Maybe give him a little earring? I haven't made it an earring because I'm not

an earring guy. Can I face Maul with an earring? No. Especially if he was

just a left ear guy. You can't do that. Why did Webb make me wear

earrings? Well, everybody had earrings back then. That was a thing. Can't be mad

at the times. Webb, why did you make me wear earrings? Everyone on earth at

that time had earrings, Joe. Every rapper for sure. Say, Vaughn, I was laughing the

other day about me screaming on you because I went home and thought of all

the times that I was that guy that you were that day. I thought about

all the times that I was that. Whatever I thought you were giving me that

day, I used to do that. So I went home and I was just hearkening

back. Thinking oh, I looked

at nitty a couple times like nigga

fine doing that song again You do

it. Can you rap you know what

he did smack the shit out of

me? i'm only laughing because boy has time changed right

man times have really changed absolutely like huh you don't think artists are

still getting smacked that's not what i'm saying no some are still i

was gonna say i think i think that's not what i'm saying i

mean let me try to find what i'm saying like savon appeared savon

appeared disappointed at whatever our exchange was, right? So when I went home feeling bad,

I was like, nigga, you mad about some words? Are you mad that I screamed?

Let me think of what happened to me when I got fly. And when I

thought about it, you know what? Like, it's very different when an adult smacks you.

There's been two times in my life where a nigga's put his hands on me

and he taught me something. Only twice. Only twice. That Wu-Tang shit, valuable lesson.

shouldn't do that understandable nah well what did you do in that Wu-Tang shit when

you really think about it what did you do brought a bunch of people's names

into something they had nothing to do with like why are you even talking about

me it was true that was wrong like I was still in MC mode I've

talked about this here before I was still in super MC mode with niggas that's

not in MC mode we not playing the same game but see that's why to

me it was different because you were strictly just talking about MC just ran never

matters that matters not but that's to me. That's why I didn't really think it

was crazy No, you just saw the right wasn't talking. It was tough street. You

don't matter. It don't matter You don't know what personal shit niggas got going on

when you just go saying they name and your little blogs That was wrong. But

back to you say bond listen different when somebody back then long time ago when

somebody does that that actually protects you like you can't fight that person and Like,

you can't fight the nigga that's going around saying this nigga allegedly do all types

of shit for in the name and on the strength of me. Like, so I

guess back then what I'm saying was like how they went about protecting investments back

then and all that they went through to do it, how they did that. That

would never be allowed today. Like, it's a very sensitive time today. Absolutely. Like some

of the things that people did back then for me, say bond that was riding

for me, all that shit I was preaching to you. It was scary shit. Like,

it was bad shit. It was walking on niggas blocks alone and

coming back to the car. Like, all right, man. We good now.

Okay. Great. I can go to the mall. I can stop fighting

all these niggas in the hood because I'm on a cool tape.

Thanks. I appreciate that. So yeah, I just thought about that. Just sharing it. I'm

just sharing it. I shared it because it was funny back then. Boy, was I

arrogant. You niggas is pumping all this money into me and studio time and fucking

tracks and timbaland and mixtapes and label and what? You're not recording. What? Oh my

God. The Joe Budden dog is going to be great. That was hilarious. Definitely. Yeah,

no, it's going to be good. And shout out to Web and Nitty.

Yeah, they don't normally shout people out. They smack you in the face. That's not

usually how that goes. No, those are my guys. That's family. That's family. It's blood.

Those are my guys. But I bring it up to say, nigga, you're going to

take this yelling. You're going to take a few harsh words. You're going to take

some words. Hell yeah, that shit this guy's talking about over there. That's funny. What

else is important? Biden administration will revamp effort to put Harriet Tubman back on the

$20 bill. Yeah, because this was talked about for a little bit. Then they pushed

it back like 15 years. Said it was coming in 2030. Yeah. And now it's

back on the table. Biden also signed, hold up, he signed some more shit too.

He's getting that pen to working. Transgender military. Yeah, that one too. Gay inequality. No,

he's ending contracts, government contracts with private prisons. Private prisons, round of applause, hold up.

That's a big one. That's really, really, really big. If it works out, you know.

Yeah, that private prison shit is the reason we have the most jailed people, period.

Correct. Because it's one of the biggest businesses in our country. Correct.

No, this is big. Tom Brokaw is retiring. Wow. Shout out

to Tommy. Wow. Get out of town. Go Tom. that's

all i have there okay just shocked me all right here we go president joe

biden on tuesday ordered the department of justice to end its reliance on private prisons

and acknowledge the central role government has played in implementing discriminatory housing policies in remarks

before signing the order biden said the u.s government needs to change its whole approach

on the issue of racial equity he added that the nation is less prosperous and

secure because of the scourge of system uh systemic racism Sounds

good. Yeah. Gotta

see what they

actually do with

it. Huh? All sounds good all the all

the key buzzwords Yeah, all the great PR shit. Let's let's see what actually happens.

I think it's good They're talking about it at least but I got to see

some real movement. It's a step so did we skip over throat, baby for this?

That's all I want to know I want to know we just buy the throw

baby remix Yeah, I thought it was kind of fast I thought we moved on

kind of fast, but okay back okay, Trump I Nah, new Trump in

town, see? Is she back? Back on the CH tonight? Might need to hit

that room. Get some tips? Listen, if she's doing the moan room, I'm in.

He's going pornhub for that. Nah, I wanna moan with her. How you gonna

do it? How you gonna get your shit? Let me hear. Let me hear.

Is this a practice round? This is gonna sound like you had some bars

ready. Let me hear. Let me hear you. i'm not moaning on

this podcast oh no we know we would edit that word the i get loose

with on facetime has memorized all my get loose movements wait what do you mean

like the person that i choose i'm is not gender specific to me i'm saying

it's a boy saying my girlfriend or the person i get loose with shut up

move forward thank you why does he look like such a white boy the person

you get loose with what i don't get rid of this the person you lose

to what They seem to have memorized all my songs. Not only do

they not have a topic, but they'll step on yours. You got something

you want to party about? You got a flowing train of thought. Because

they'll stop it. Woo! Tossing it to you. Back to you, buddy. Get

your shit off. The fuck? I don't remember what I was saying there.

All right, so he's getting loosey-goosey. It's not important. No, I want to

know, though. We can end it at 216. Don't worry about it. It's

fine. It's fine. Let's go. Let's go. Oh, yeah, JT. No, no, bring

me back to JT. I need to hear what JT is getting off.

Oh, man. The baby was just bringing it out of me just now.

Oh. Oh. Oh. Yes. Oh, shit. What is this

your monoram? Hey Harmonies Well turn it off turn

it on you do you get vulnerable she harmonize

the right part look him in his eyes and

swallow that nut yeah That's very thoughtful friend of

the show JT courteous. Yeah, very courteous of her

to look at you Yeah, that's like a thing

of mine Miami yes the other half of city

girls I She's the youngest part

of Miami. She's the youngest part of Miami. Oh, man. Why are you laughing, man?

What's up with you, bro? You all right? This has been a rocky pod. No,

I got like 90 points. This ain't even rocky. This has been a great pod.

If you fucking share an opinion, bitch. Why you was laughing though? Because I didn't

know that was her. I'm talking about who's that other girl. Oh, yeah. That was

a silly question. She got a 360? Yeah. We can end

it. Damn. God damn. Hey, this nigga get off the video. Of

his song? It's his record. I don't care. LVRN. They had something

to do with this? Yeah. Wait, Throat Baby is on LVRN? Oh,

them guys are taking over for the 992000. No, I'm going to

ask Justice to at least borrow $100. Right. Something. Oh, they're taking

over now. Yeah. Shout out to them. Congrats. Yeah. All right, I'm cool.

I'm cool. The fans are going to kill you all for this two-hour shit, but

y'all don't want to talk anyway. It's fine. It's cool. I admitted it. Yeah, it's

true. It's fine. Is there anything else that we need to discuss? Need to, get

to, need to? Anything breaking? Anything breaking right now? Who you got, Brady or Mahomes?

Chiefs or Bucs? Patty. No way. Patty. I'm going Bucs. It's Patty. You haven't said

Tom Brady's name since the playoffs started. That's not true. I picked the Bucs to

be in the playoffs. you didn't pick them to beat the bills you didn't pick

them to beat the packers well i had the bills getting into the playoffs only

because i thought pat was a lot more hurt than he was i mean not

the pack they played the uh they played the packers yeah i never had the

packers beat the books i didn't i never even said that actually my dad bet

packers i told him not to like yeah i'm not sure but i'm surprised that

the people surprised at the bucks and tom i told y'all man long i've seen

enough I'm not betting against him. Everybody's like, oh, he did it again. Nigga, you've

been seeing this your whole life. And they do have an all-star team. We have

seen him do this. He knows how to do it. He knows how to get

there. Short pass, you're the death. Long pass, score. Three seconds left in the half.

We up. Like, what do you want? Scott Miller's a star. What do you want

me to do? What do you want me to do? I've seen it before. Win

or lose, he's the greatest of them. Why didn't A-Rod run that ball? That's not

on him? That's a good point. Why didn't... I'm just asking why he didn't run

that ball. What do you mean it's not on him? Who was on? Matt LaFleur

can't run it. You talking about fourth and goal? No, third and goal. No, it

was third. It was third. I'm not sure he would have got there. J.J.P. would

have crushed him. Look. Oh, no, that's not the play I'm talking about. The play

I'm talking about... I know what you're talking about. J.J.P. would have got him, though.

No way. Yeah, he would have. No way. Yeah, he would have. No way. I've

seen Aaron Rodgers do that way too many times for that to be acceptable. That

pass, that shit was crazy. You'd rather throw the shit. Who am I to critique

Aaron Rodgers? I'm just saying, I think he should have ran it. That's all. I'm

with you. I feel disappointed. Because then you'd be a 4-4 or something instead of

a 4-8. I would have went for the touchdown when they went for the field

goal, too. It's true. Yeah. I feel for Aaron Rodgers. I feel his pain. Before

this game, I was watching the, you know, they kept showing the clip of Tom

Brady and Aaron Rodgers exchange after the last game where Aaron was like, yeah, man,

I'll see you later on down the road. We're going to get there. You got

a good team. Like he was looking like Aaron Rodgers every year to me looks

like he's looking for that smoke from whoever y'all think is the best quarterback. Sure.

He got it. Last year, it seemed like he wanted it from Patty. Didn't get

it. This year seemed like he wanted it from Pat or Tom, anybody. He got

it. Yeah. Didn't really do nothing with it. Not only is Tom Brady back in

the playoffs, but he beat all of the fucking NFC greats to get there. Yeah.

Took care of Drew Brees. Go sit down somewhere. Aaron Rodgers, move. Move out of

my way, please. Like, it reminds me of how stupid all of us sound when

we try to talk about the greats. Like for years and years and years and

years, almost all the years, niggas say, yeah, no, LeBron, he ain't really built for

that West Coast action. He's staying over there in the East where it's sweet. When

LeBron wanted to go get a tan, he went into the West. He's going to

the Lakers now. I don't care what Kawhi's there, Paul, they have fun. But you

think people play with Tom Brady's name? A little bit, for sure. Yeah. Especially recently,

which is understandable because he's 43, 44. Yes, I think people play with Tom Brady's

name. Think it was a few times this season Bruce Arians might have played with

Tom Brady's name I think people play with Tom Brady's name. I'm serious good coach.

Oh, he's a great coach. That's Tom Brady still Tom Brady's the greatest quarterback say

something else nigga. Dr. James can come back here You can you can try your

luck with that one again. I'm going past greatest quarterback. He might be the greatest

athlete ever No relax, you know how hard it is to win a Super Bowl.

I Yeah. I got that part. Do you know how hard it is to win

a Super Bowl? Yes. I've never played personally, but yeah. No, I understand. But you

know how hard it is to win a Super Bowl. Yeah, of course. He has

six rings. With Dolphins fans. I'm not totally mad at that take at all. If

Tom Brady was a black man, that statement would not seem as crazy as it

is to y'all. Well, as an actual athlete, judging by his 40 time, no. Well,

that's why. He's not very athletic, but I get what you're saying. Greatest sports figure.

Yeah. I think Pat Mahomes might put 70 on him. Hell no. Okay. That Bucks

D is pretty good. 70 on the Bucks? Fuck no. The Chiefs are going to

lose. What will y'all say if Pat Mahomes scores, if the Chiefs score 60? Check

the footballs. I'm not saying that the Chiefs cannot beat them by any means, but

to put up 60 or 70 points against that team? No. They have a good

defense. They're not going to put up 60 or 70. That's absurd. All right, let

me stop exaggerating. 40 and up is on that board. No. Super Bowl Sunday. I

think it's possible. Maybe 48. I think it's possible for both of them to put

up 40. Maybe 51. I don't know. We might break 50. All right, you're not

breaking 50. Tom Brady is going to learn a valuable lesson about Pat Mahomes. Is

he changing his name before the Super Bowl? Who? Pat. I don't believe so. Oh,

so he's still going to be Pat? I think it's going to be a good

Super Bowl. No matter his name, he would still be that. 34-20. I'm not saying

it won't be a great Super Bowl. They could put up... 40 as well. I

think it's really 33, 31 bucks. Oh, please. Oh, please. Oh, please. We in the

dance now. Y'all giving hurt Pat two weeks to heal up a little more. And

y'all seeing what I did last week on a hobbled ankle. I'm not betting against

Brady again. I'm not betting against Pat. Okay. So who do you have, though? Pat.

Wow, you say that with such... It's Pat. No, no, no, no, no. It's Tom.

No, it's not. We just talked about playing with his name. No, no, no, no,

no. It's Pat. No, it's not. It's Pat. No, it's not. Pat know who it

is. Pat know who it is. Tom knows who it is. No, Tom don't know.

He heard about him. No. Oh, okay. He heard what y'all saying about him. So

you didn't hear. Yeah, you got to know. You got to come see me. So

you didn't hear the story. No, you got to come see me. After that last

game. Yeah, I know. After the last Chiefs and Bucks game. Pat Mahomes went to

change clothes and shower, head home to his girl. Tom Brady is the one that

made his way across the field to the other locker room, stood outside, knocked on

the door, said, yo, man, you think Pat's got a minute? Pat came out. They

went in their private room. He spoke to the guard, Tom. That's what happened. Okay.

That don't sound like Pat knows who Tom is, even though he does, because that's

Tom. Tom knows who Pat is. No, it sounds like he's paying for it. And

even when Pat Mahomes said this morning, it was like, yo, we going against... arguably

one of the GOATs, man. He's playing in his 150th Super Bowl. Pat said it

is. No, it's not. Pat said it is. Listen, they paid him like he that

boy. Said it is. He's one of them. Nah, I don't know about that. We'll

see what happens when I come strolling. He's regarded. I like him. We'll see what

happens when I come strolling into town. Yeah, we're going to see. Now I got

Gronk versus Travis, too. This is a good Super Bowl matchup. I'm excited to see

this. Hey, yo, Pat Rizzo, I'm off next weekend, right? Book me a Dave and

Buster's. Hey, see if we can get in Dave and Buster's next Sunday. I know

the season's been so long, I haven't got a chance to play any games. That's

what Patty is thinking. Okay. What's Tom doing on the Peloton? Yeah, yeah. So? Staying

right, focused. You better hope Gronk and all the rest of them show up. They'll

show up. Hope so. As long as Tom Brady's there, they'll show up. Pat is

going to be there, though. Yeah, I love Pat Mahomes. I love him. But

it's levels. 50-piece on Tom. 50-piece on Tom's head. No way. You crazy as

hell. Fam, he threw three interceptions against Aaron Rodgers. All right, let's do this.

In the event that he throws three interceptions against young Patty, what's the score

of the game? That's valid. If you throw three interceptions against Pat Mahomes...

What's happening? Tell me what it looks like. That's 21 points. I'll answer any question

you got after. I'll answer any of y'all's questions after. That's bad. If that happens,

then that's bad. Then they're most likely losing that game. But this is the Super

Bowl. Cheetah. Tom Brady has ever thrown three interceptions in the Super Bowl. Cheetah. Okay.

We're going to find out. Pat Mahomes not putting up 50 points in the Super

Bowl against the Bucs. Cheetah. What are you insinuating? I'm saying something. Terry Killen. Oh,

I'm saying something. I'm not insinuating anything. I like him too, though. Listen, I'm with

Parks. This is going to be one of the better matchups. Look at this. Get

off me. Please pardon me. First down. Watch this one. Oh, are they defenders? Look.

Excuse me. Fake that way. Fake. Oh, look wide open. First down. What is going

on? Moe, you never seen no shit like this. No, I like them. You never

seen nothing like this. Hey, we watched Tom Brady a whole lot. I know. Tuck

Ruler was snowing in Oakland. I got it. You never seen nothing like this before.

Let's move on. You got a sleeper? Yeah. Yes, I do. Beside from Tom? Yes.

Tom is asleep at this time? Tom is asleep at this time? Okay.

Look, get over here, Cole Beasley. Sit down. Get on the ground. Anything

breaking right now? Anything breaking right now? Let me see. Let me see.

Let me see. Let's see. Let's see. Let's see. All right. Spotify test

audiobooks. Who cares? I don't care. Okay, okay, okay, what they're doing. I'm out

of here. I'm out of here. All right. Let me hit the drop on these.

Uh, dude, where we at? Oh, let me unmute the drop. Uh, I said unmute.

What's going on? Okay, dear. Uh, I was just reading on the timeline. I'm not

too familiar with... This gentleman's music, but rest in peace to Six Dogs. Apparently seemed

to be a big artist that a lot of people loved. From where? Can I

get more information on him? He's from Atlanta. Apparently has died from suicide from what

I read, no? Popular underground rapper Six Dogs has passed away at the age of

21. The artist, who was based in Atlanta, Georgia, died by suicide on Tuesday morning,

according to Everything Georgia. The musician, who is best known for... the songs Fago

Dreams, Gucci Armor, Someone, and Flossing revealed last year that he was battling COVID-19. That's

horrible. Yeah, it's horrible. Well, yeah, I just wanted to bring it up because I

saw a lot of people on the timeline talking about it. It seemed that his

music was pretty popular. So rest in peace. Rest in peace to Six Dogs. Prayers

and condolences to his family, friends, and loved ones. Yeah. Horrible. I hope death stops

this year or slows down a little bit.

Check on

your people,

man. yo why you did that

don't do that again the you talking about don't do

that again bark shout out the bun you heard yeah

the hell that was funny jose over here with some

like no it could be a strap all right okay

but even though it is *sigh* She moaning and she got a strap on.

*laughter* No, that's what's fucking hilarious. *laughter* The fuck's wrong? She moan- She can't feel

nothing. The fuck you moaning like that while you got a strap on? I was

like, "What the fuck are you doing?" What are you feeling? Shut the fuck up.

Maybe the rubber got some feeling to it. Man, get the fuck out of here.

Aw, man. Just think about it though. Fuck

you. What is this nigga doing Jimmy snacks? That's

why the two million his man text Now Jimmy

snacks you be having the bitches on his OnlyFans.

Don't do that. Okay, so And dicks. But Duke, don't

check my OnlyFans. Jimmy Snacks, you gotta chill. Yeah, I don't know what that's about.

You gotta chill, man. I didn't even like his lay when he was coming here.

Jimmy said that first move was gonna change him. The meme said, so I hear

you got another man. She said, yeah, he's my king. Well, this is your fourth

king this year. You must be playing spades. Let's get out of

here. Come on. Play a song. Hold up. Wait a minute. Here.

Here we go. Come on. You should have been playing space. You

should look up that definition. Oh my God. Yo, we're old people,

man. You must be playing space. That's your full game. Jimmy Snacks,

man. Like, yo, why you doing that? He was like, yo, money

got me going crazy. The money. No, you're gay.

The money got me going. Two mil. Niggas always

want to inflate some numbers. Nigga, that was $1,500.

Had you sucking on some plastic. Don't try to use

your thug lingo with me again. Nah, son. No, don't son me.

Those days are over, buddy. You had your ass wiggling on the

bed sucking on plastic. I've gotten a couple dollars. I've never said,

yo, let me go suck a strap. Just stop. Just stop. We know

what it's about. Fam, nigga trying to get his OnlyFans numbers up. Hey, whatever your

preference is, it's your business. Whatever your preference is, that's your business. No, it's my

business if it's on your OnlyFans and I come across it. That's true. Oh, shit.

I thought Safari was wowing for just showering on there. These dudes are taking the

game to the next level. Hey, hey, it's got to evolve. They trying to make

it hard for me on Patreon. You thought the Thursday episode was going

to be hard? There might be a pun intended in there somewhere. I

don't know. Ooh, another ep. That'll get them. You see what they're doing

now. Jimmy is sucking plastic over here. You niggas better do a little

more than pie. Hey, we'll hear about what you thought of

that album later, buddy. What y'all doing? Because Jimmy over here giving it. Hey, we

ain't doing that. Nah, fuck that. Oh, you hear this man's back. What you going

to do for 2 mil? The 2 mil he got me going crazy. Fam, cut

it out. And Shorty. Don't cry and Shorty moan it. And Shorty. What the fuck

was that about? Yeah, I'm not... I'm crying and supporting your

man's OnlyFans page. Why are you subscribed? I'm crying and shorty supporting him sucking a

strap by moaning. She texted him too, like, yo, let's go crazy tonight. What you

got in mind? Yo, let's get crazy. Let's take it all the way there tonight.

Fuck no. I can't wait to come on here and tell y'all all the stories

of the people that are fucking each other on Clubhouse. Now that's going to

be an episode, buddy. They are fucking on that phone app. On that chatty house?

Yeah. Oh, and they don't make it. That chatting is leading places. They don't hide

it at all. That should be obvious as fuck. You walk in a room like,

it smells like sex in here. On the phone? Yes. You two are fucking. Oh,

man. All right, man. Let me play a little jingle. A little jingle. This man

was concerned about him. They was like, yo, you know you on there sucking dick?

Yo, you know you sucked dick last night? I don't know if you know. I

don't know if you've seen it. Yeah. That was a dick. That's crazy as fuck.

Oh, man. That was the wildest friend concern I've ever seen. That nigga took the

whole Biden equality legislator to a new level. Hey, he can join the military. He

took him on a whole new level to a new level. Oh, it's just. Who

had the WAP in that story? All right, let's go.

Hey! Was her butt wet afterwards? See, there go Rory.

Close the game. End of the fourth. He's going to

get a shot off, right? It's so bushly. Game is

over. Shot clock is up. He's still shooting. Rory, just

head to the bench, man. That was a good shot. That'll be disgusting.

Two hours and 47 minutes in. No, I finally woke up. I was looking for

the good shots earlier. Look, now he's up. He's ready to pod now. No, let's

do it. Three hours? Come on. Let's get to five. Oh, my God. Look, now

he got all type of exclusive stories. Yo, I heard Certified Love A Boy the

other day at the end of the pod. Again, rest in peace, Larry King. Rest

in peace, Kobe. Rest in peace, Kobe, Gigi, Chester, Kerry, John, Peyton, Sarah, Christina, aura

and alyssa and y'all are so stupid man don't text no i wouldn't even be

doing a show like that if i if i saw a video my man doing

it i don't think i could text him hey jimmy i have to sit this

friend hey jimmy put that in your close friends and then don't put me in

and then take me out why didn't you put that in your close friends buddy

That's crazy. Nigga was passionately getting it into him. Nigga liked

him, her. Nigga liked herm. Like that. Yo, look. Are you

flagging this? You're not doing shit but texting, right? I hate

Savon. Keep us in your prayers. Lord knows we need to

be there. Until the next time, I bid you adieu. Arrivederci.

Hasta la vista. Adios. So long. Goodbye. And all that good

stuff. Remember life is a series of moments and

moments past so let's make this one last as if

it's all that we have There's something else I say

at the end that I'm forgetting. This a new record?

Did I do my whole life is a series of

moments thing? This was on that 60 track album. Alright.

Yeah, you probably missed it. Let's play this for that

nigga, man. That's crazy. Alright, we outta here. We are

gone. Remember the baddies are insecure. The stagnant women want to travel and

the closed-minded women want you to teach them things. Y'all enjoy your headache. We'll be

back Saturday, same time, same place. And she can't feel the plastic. Good man's hit

him concerned. What are you doing? I'm leaving. I'm leaving. I'm getting out of here.