Black History Year

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oh man we're segregated over here now this is man this is different through a super mess man it was the

white yeah that room does seem a little bright that part of the room i mean

oh you're saying we're glowing that's exact yes oh yeah no we got to change this

yeah we got to change this seating arrangement feeling that this side looks mad white now

[Music] at least there was some type of balance more of a white sandwich

yeah if you will yeah why y'all get to be the sandwich why wasn't it black sandwich well white

bread why are you just it's white bread it's it's wonder bread i like i like whole wheat yeah it's not only

white bread parks these guys

not even a slur but when people would call white people white bread that's funny to me it is all black people should bring that back

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listen what's up man new spot new digs new energy new vibes new rhythm huh

that's right yeah uh new new vibrations i like it feeling it uh new celebrations this is a

big thing new spot how we feeling feeling great listen man tired let's start with park park's move

forward i didn't say anything so did rory you said listen man i care about rory's feelings too rory's

moved about nine times on a low yeah and i was a mover i haven't gone to any house warming

i haven't had our housewarming still thing no right not during copenhagen yeah no oh and housewarming's like i'm

not going to get you a gift like i'll bring a bottle no that's a gift that's my [ __ ] get your own blender

i prefer i prefer booze forgiving booze are you going to do a housewarming uh yeah once it's a little

bit nicer out for sure that backyard is too lit to not turn up let them know how you feeling man feeling great man

tired it's been a lot of work i didn't hire movers so you didn't no damn i didn't trust people

to move like my valuable [ __ ] so and that's like i can see that's like half of my [ __ ] for sure yeah

it's what i thought was half of my [ __ ] and it's not it's not there was a lot more i mean how much i got two couches in the bed it'll be easy it was not easy how

many black t-shirts could movers move and i moved all that beforehand it's okay i got the u-haul for four hours

that got to be enough it took eight okay you got it done though got it done yeah well it looks looks good here man feels

good it feels good like this you like you like the value you ready i like this it's a more modern version of the same thing kind of yeah yeah yeah

yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah it feels good into it yeah it feels good if i want to wash my hoodie i could just yeah exactly

no that's the biggest part wash your dryer when joe spills we can clean it right away

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uh reading some comments and somebody said man joe button only got about three songs why do you think

he's some type of rap coach and i retweeted it because i thought it

was hilarious but then i got to thinking and i got to watching the motown doc and

i'm watching just how much greatness barry gordy was surrounded by yeah and how that was like a once in a

lifetime type of thing and how that laid the blueprint to so

many creative sessions and just business ventures and so forth and so on and i got to

thinking about my depth jam days there will never be boy was i surrounded

by greatness yeah yeah like there will never be another record label

with that many genius executives in one place yeah um not for nothing it'll

never happen again not the country wisdom but uh don't come on wisdom i didn't mean to cut your wisdom but but people

that are excellent uh producers and coaches frequently were the guys that had a hit

or whatever and then it they didn't want to do it anymore or whatever and became producers or vocal coaches or whatever

and had amazing careers doing that not that you're coaching raps for real but you would probably be really [ __ ] good at it

when barry gordy was looking for a and r he had some dude come through from detroit local dude that thought he could

sing he started playing some music very good he's like yo your songs are great but your voice

trash but we've all been in that situation this is great but you shouldn't be

singing it so he put him in the in the a r and that guy and are some [ __ ] yeah well yeah i mean even

they'll be able to sing but you can you know a hit yeah there's great nba coaches that barely played high school basketball

just because you're good at an art form doesn't mean you're good at coaching it yeah you could be the best basketball player on earth that doesn't mean you're

a good coach def jam head and vice versa leo cohen

kevin laos julie kaiser shakir

tina davis uh who else did def jam kaiser that's incredible

gabby [ __ ] paluso like they had an all-star team over there enough for nothing i respect people that

uh work as executives or whatever position in the music business that tried it as an artist on some level

yeah you know what i'm saying like they make the best executives and best whatever because they tried some [ __ ]

and saw what worked and what didn't work and now i can help you do it better because i don't want to do that they have some understanding of the actual creative process exactly like most

people don't know kev had a hit record when he was what like 18.

i think kev wrote girl you know it's true yeah it was one of those girl you know it's true well yeah not i

think creative creators make the best execs but have more of a business mind just get a little creativity in there

and i think it's the perfect mix yeah uh i do want to talk about this motown dock a little later just because it was so amazing to me

um even if you know the story watching it and seeing the footage and just there were a few facts i learned it was really amazing what episode is this

uh welcome to episode 412 of the joe budden podcast aka number one wherever we go

award winning chart topping you know the [ __ ] vibes uh what am i saying for what

for 412 of the joe budden podcast i'm your humble gracious grateful and highly favored host joe budden here with a few

of my nearest and dearest i got my good guy maul here alex was kind enough to join us say vaughn is

here rory is here parks is here and erab is here the the new seating arrangement has

my shoutouts yes it's all over the place off alex you're not after maul

your name is last well they tried to put alex on the kids table upstairs like no he can hear us from down here i was like

what how we have screen man not in the same floor as us yeah you know it's true uh we are recording a

little late tonight because rory wanted to go be a hootie patootie allegedly traveled

because if that was the case i would have to quarantine foreign and i am not that irresponsible mm-hmm all

right i agree but we can talk as if i did travel how do you think l.a was i would

imagine i would imagine l.a the weather was you think it was cool

i do have the app i did not feel any earthquakes by reading in the news uh but no la was

cool and they said they open [ __ ] up they didn't saddle ranch was closed that's all

that's all that mattered to me when i landed i got some work done and

ran right over to my favorite place and it looked boarded up and had a little emotional moment for myself yeah rory telling me that saddle

ranchers boarded up concerned me yeah like did they not survive this

i don't know what the official terms are but they opened outdoor dining and restaurants on that

friday don't worry don't tell me the mechanical bull is over my game has to go on without

that little number in there now go ahead do it you won't do it you won't do it i'll tell you give me your

phone give me your phone i'll tape it you brought shorty there to show her that you could ride the ball

rory the last 10 pods you've started like

[Music] about me on the mechanical balls i thought you were recording the young

lady on the mechanical okay because you have participated never mind forget it

carry it i like i like this i like it i like where we are you have frequented that restaurant and

they do have a mechanical bull and allegedly you have been on that mechanical bull

i think he holds a uh with a lasso and one arm up i think jacob i think joe got

the longest time on the ball the longest straddle 17 seconds or something like that

you once told a girl that you were a young gun first of all

i'm done playing with y'all i'm done playing with y'all in the new house for the new year now cause i can start

playing with you ig i can see him getting that off like nah my name you got [ __ ] i've been a young

gun before never shout out to the young guys with no no yeah shout out to chris uh parks man i asked you how you feeling

but this feels good it's a little bright in here because of the the whiteness but we'll get to that at some point

because i mean we're already sitting next to each other i think it's a combination of both yeah

right a lot of whiteness i think it's a combination of both no it feels great it feels great to have nice [ __ ] and at the beginning of

february yeah that's bad oh man i kind of planned to move in like march i was talking about black history month

and how white it was but it's cool [Music] that's what i was getting now you're moving schedule well actually uh this

isn't even parks parks's uh new house this is our new 10 million dollar studio

that we record in we built from scratch upstairs going crazy right now the staff is upstairs oh my god hustling

and bustling yeah oh my god they're going nuts staff is going what are they going crazy

the workload it's worth a ton of work the weather they got stuck here you know

how it is man well that's just so crazy we got rooms for everybody and listen i don't want us i don't want us to just joke over that

amazing point that we just taught some young entrepreneur lesson number one that it

takes a lot of people to learn fudge the expenses always

fudge them put mad [ __ ] in there a lot of fudge yeah yeah you got to do that i don't know why my taxes would have

gone a lot better had i known about that sooner yeah all right rory's come on boy nothing i'm just looking i'm looking at

you because come on make an accounting joke i missed you come on come on

i will come in here and have a vulnerable moment i take you guys for granted oh when you hang out around other people

i've been doing that how much you don't like people no because i i shot a bunch of stuff and

talked to a bunch of people that i love and want to talk to but even them i was like man i miss

my friends it's such an easier convo i did they get me nothing's forced my humor it's like it's

awkward when you hang around new people that don't know you you're human at all yeah and then you're on camera so they're even more awkward

yeah they might not know how to pod it's all it's all bad oh yeah because you were shooting content out there you know allegedly

oh yeah i was i was contenting oh good to be missed man yeah yeah it feels

like no this is a much easier go when it's with you guys yeah trying to pry [ __ ] out of

everybody that like wait what are we talking about again music just the stuff we created together

right just music tell me about the snare here

uh i want to dedicate this episode to my oldest baby my baby my baby my baby man boy i love

you i'm here to talk about real [ __ ] today too it ain't no music so i'm on real [ __ ] today uh my oldest baby man my oldest baby

lost his grandmother um not just a grandmother but his grandmother has lived with him his entire life

so yeah much different when it's like that oh my god it's totally different

your mother so my poor baby is going through it i had to have that phone call mm-hmm yeah i never pictured

me in this in the position like the position of just life where

life pitch you with your kid sure like when it's time for you to be that expound more on that

how do you say it man like i've spent so much time around like y'all like you're my friend you're

30 however old you are this guy's been around for over a decade you've been around for over a decade

sometimes you get lost in just your own cycle of self

that it misses you how how much older your five-year-old cousin got

since the last time you saw her at the family reunion my niece came and stayed with me a while ago and she's 17 now that [ __ ] [ __ ] me

up it loses you that your nephew was getting big your nephew just graduated

your nephew just had a fight like the things that your family yeah that's what i'm saying like you

just get caught up in in self it was like oh [ __ ] and how pivotal

those years are like 10 to 15 is a crazy transition from being a 10 year old to a

15 year old and it's only five years right and then 15 to 20 is just as insane in your early 20s

so a year to them so much change is probably more than the person in their 30s

but statistically i suppose but yeah a lot happens in three years it's like holy [ __ ] this

is not the 13 year old i knew right like my little cousin's smoking weed and talking to me about

chicks now right right yeah like it's it's crazy yeah and with life experiences too with

death and things that just naturally happen once they get yeah just like oh [ __ ] yeah yeah like like i

got nieces and like young uh young female cousins right that you used to play with

me like you ain't got no boyfriend right like come on i want to meet him wait where you at right you ain't

[ __ ] right you better not i ain't playing you know they got to get vetted all that you know the dumb [ __ ] and then you gonna do it one year and

it's different yeah and you stop with the joking then they boyfriend is with them that's right you're meeting them now

it's not funny like oh it's happening yeah yeah yeah i used to say you better not be having sex as a joke

and now you're in the age that i should help coach you because you're at the age to [ __ ] yeah

my like let me help you my cousin delaney some mistakes you'll make my cousin delaney uh

i don't even know how old she is now see what i mean see what i mean well my gun delaney just bought a house

in jersey she's been in harlem my whole life congratulations she's like she's near me now since she came by and i'm looking at like

just you growing you grown as hell yeah you bought a house

yeah yeah i thought she's in college my niece veron's daughter i'm like yo

one year in college i graduated two years ago yeah life moves yes life just moves so

that don't what i mean barks if that didn't hit me it never hits me until i'm in the situation of

like i try to instill in my oldest son that you're the man of the house no

matter how you feel about the house yeah you're the man of the house i know your mom might be married

great you still are the man now you got a little brother your mom is dear your grandma you gotta

you gotta be that so so when i called the same thing i said to him it it's it's in me it's like yo

your dad is transitioning to granddad

your turn to transition to dad that's it and your kid is transitioning

to when you had a record deal damn yeah life cycle and my youngest youngest

is learning colors like whoa it sounds so simple but when it

fails this [ __ ] is crazy that's what i'm saying that is what i'm saying and i'm blown away by it so my babe my

trade my baby has asthma his little brother has a health issue his grandma had a health issue

and he got coveted so you bring it in the house not saying he brought an album you

brought in the house you don't know what's going on in the house and now grandma's going it's a stark reminder you know when you

think [ __ ] is sweet just the other day him and i was laughing because he called and said you yeah i got kobe popping

you want to be outside all right you want to drive to philly and just a few days later real [ __ ]

real [ __ ] is going on yeah yeah so i don't take that for granted trey i love you in that transitioning thing i'm sure he's feeling that now

when you get to that age which i'm sure all y'all went through of when you kind of got to be the support for your mom when she was your

support and then that changes and now you have to be that right yeah in that adult level it's a

very weird feeling to start with like oh you're coming to me now i used to go to you i'm like yo my mom

and i like this vibe we all continue my mom right yesterday or the day before

she was hyped she was hyped and she was congratulating me about something we'll talk about it later and she said wow man you did it

you broke that button curse she said yo you broke that generational

just thing that's existed and i said yeah

but no no ma i said that's yeah i did it

but you asked me so many questions about what's going on with this stock market and my jobs and my career and market

share and the money and you don't know what's going on because you never had this type of money but you're so interested in it all now

like now that the information is here i said dad too like when i speak to dad

he don't know nothing about none of this [ __ ] podcast camera youtube the [ __ ] are you talking about but he's interested

right right hey what's going on in the robin hood stop this i think my dad is a political nut so he like all

right i may not know about the stock but i know it's related to the politics and i said my

that's what broke the generational curse

because it forces me to wonder what this would have looked like had y'all been granted the information

right and the opportunity when y'all was on drugs yeah because they dumped drugs to us and

now the information is just now funneling so it's so intriguing to you because we just now getting it

awesome that is what breaks it access to that information it was just a moment

maybe you had to be there no that's real [ __ ] though information is huge given those opportunities

that time takes much much much longer uh speaking of which this episode is

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great things about cash app is they do abnormal futuristic type

business i i believe them to think a certain type of way that's why i [ __ ] with them so hard so when i seen that i was like whoa

and then they put out a statement let me read it and they didn't ask me to read it good i

just thought this was fly yes i saw it wasn't it flying where the hell

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i had a proud moment when i read that yeah i like jack to to squash people get into it and i like the

non-pr [ __ ] now we just don't [ __ ] with this straight up yeah we disagree with that yes we got

all a bunch of words saying we don't totally agree with the stances of this third party we have no we don't [ __ ] with that

yeah where more can i ask you a question without you getting mad at me what's up

without you getting mad at me i wanted to get out of here he has on the 40 blows today i would tread lightly because

i'm just clean too [ __ ] used to try to beat me up no snow [ __ ] that had these on used to try to beat me up

fresh out the box six foot snow banks i remember when your mom's one year like yeah

i ended up getting the high caterpillars

leisure asked you who or do you what who do you trust and you said the

mattress and i thought that he was talking about like banking stuff

so that made me want to ask you do you have a bank account so there is a bank that you do trust or

trust enough yeah yeah got it gotta go okay all right cash up there's trusted fans in the

world sometimes i was i didn't think he was somebody in life thought he was talking about with

like money and [ __ ] like that we told my mother yeah but he want big why ain't telling your bank yeah you scared his [ __ ] trust them

either i mean all right cool but at least you have one oh yeah absolutely i don't trust them either why do i feel better than that for some

reason and we've gotten a couple dollars on this pod your mattress is not that big yeah i was coming in here i was coming

in here to tell you that in the event that your house burns down you should move that money

i don't have money in the match okay it was a joke okay i'm just checking in well no you should you should keep some cash i don't have

cash i owe me all at all times but not nothing crazy i went to store over the weekend tried to pay with a card they pointed to

the sign cash only i was like huh that's a

i started pleading my case there like she was the judge i said who carries cash word cash only i said the atm is behind

you i used to be the king of carrying at least like a little 40 50 60 something on me i never have cash anymore

she said the atm was behind me as if i remembered my pin number like that's how much i don't use cash

yeah right it's not at least there's some strictly cash spots that i know it just cash but i see mostly no cash

you've got to pay with card yeah that's why i said cash only i haven't seen that in years i'm even mad when you still got it i

went to the new grocery store because i'm a new block now and they didn't even have the touchless [ __ ] i had to put my

actual card in the thing oh look at you you're like what is this something primitive [ __ ] well i'm glad you said

that story's the new williamsburg i'm glad you said that and i don't want to step over an amazing rory joke i'm

sure we weren't even offered pizza today nope a sandwich no text message yo food

orders anyone chips don't you normally have a little chicken salad or something whatever

yeah dude normally has a little jasmine taste something with the falafel with rice falafel so

before i fly off the rocker listen i can't tell a lie am i off i

landed because on the planes now they don't really give you the next feed you're really not mean meal anymore they gave me fight

fuel or some [ __ ] it was like [ __ ] nuts it was hard you know you love nuts at least my gay

jokes are creative that was just a bad joke

yeah so when i landed i was like can't wait to get get at least a slice something men condition you sent me swinging

something yeah that's important eyes he'll say mom what's up man i want

you to think this one at times where i'm weaponizing our audience to talk back to this but

not even a bag of chips [Music]

we shouldn't tell them

just tell him it's the you should y'all should have texted me you y'all should have told me just tell me here you got to stay here

he told us we should you know what man come on what happened

you got to hear me oh i know what it is because it was

later he probably thought we got it ourselves i hit the group chat right i thought i

was slick i don't never even say nothing like that in group chat i was like yo y'all rory lands a little late so 6

30. 6 15 if you have an extra job to do if you are not

talent i said 6 15 the latest yeah yeah that meant yo man what whatever time

y'all guys show up i was early start was here then why the [ __ ] wig out of sandwiches

ain't a pizza up there that's cool they shoulda got to know the new neighborhood let's take a chip break i want some chips man

all right let's do it all right we got some chips and savon ordered pizza yeah

so i was in l.a right and hypothetically yeah hypothetically a gentleman

approached me at a recording studio really nice guy really talented guy and he said yo i got to come up there

sometime i said of course man you'd be welcome anytime you want to come up to the pod okay and he said yeah because your ma'am

maul over there keeps complimenting my girl just a little too much like i don't like the sauce he throws on

the compliments i complimented somebody's girl that's

what he said he was saying like he didn't really like like you over complimenting

i'm not gonna say who's the dude i'm not gonna say or the girl

what are you talking about i'll compliment his girl i know him i don't know if you know him personally

i and i kind of felt him cause like dude we know when our girl is pretty and talented i don't need you to tell us

right i don't need the audio money bag oh

that's what you talking about the money bags no no i used to talk about the pod and the sauce you give her oh i love this girl

he was a nice guy and approached it in a funny way he doesn't know he's going to be mad no he's shooting no no i love his girl like that like i

think she's bad to love [ __ ] girls no no not like that's how you love him you know i know she's

talented what way do you love them i don't know yeah i know she's super talented talented man well she is well she's

talented people are gonna love your girls i wouldn't like that tone if i was him that she's challenging she's she's dumb she's super say it regular well she has

she has skills she's nice on the mic say it like that now i don't even say that that's a lot

better that's a lot better than when i introduced my girl to the world and it was like yo that's fat i would beat that down i'd

beat that to a pulp like whatever they're saying nowadays is a lot better than none i [ __ ] with him he's dope his girl

is super talented like it's so low is it is it is it though it is i don't know if i

felt the love walking out the stew oh that's cause he was trying to press you if i was there to win a little

different no he did not know

it's just strictly music she's dope there's nothing like that strictly music yeah i think i'm a fan i

love her i'm a fan of hers okay and here's too he's though shout out to that

whoever they are yeah am i the only one this weekend that had to ask someone how old chloe was just in case she was being

a creep yeah no i think a lot of people had the same sentiment i didn't follow

i didn't care uh listen i had to ask because i felt some things when i saw some things

she's talented she's yeah no i'm talking about the npc video she she can sing yeah produce an npc

yeah she can see listen i'm big on choreography everyone knows i was a dance major at laguardia high

school so like i really care about dancing you know what it is it was the one it was the lighting for me

it was the lighting i think she went to juilliard right now yeah probably i'm not sure i don't know

either oh you followed her i guess she went to juilliard yeah mall and this is where you about to paint it

to be something different i followed her as a podcaster

yo you know

that me personally was never personally interested in sure jordan woods i followed sweetie

i know that most men don't have morals and values well just you know i'm serious but i

just got mine i just got mine i never want to talk from a place like i'm holier than that

mines just came at like 39 40. that's kind of late as a dude it's like that's like right now yeah

yeah i know it's not there's no doubt about it when you think you're always coming

where do you think yours is coming wow right every successful person i know has zero of those no thanks i think it's

like a it's like a curve you know you you you rise you get to the moral and then it drops

no what happens is everyone has dirt bags and to get money the easiest way is to be a dirtbag and then once they get

the money they're like well i'm going to change and do charity and they do that for a year or two and then it goes back to the point

of a dirt bag again yeah what did chloe bailey do she did a silhouette challenge you

follow her you tell me you know

[Laughter]

yeah i know i hate the bell rim was hype who could it be who goes there that's her [ __ ] though

wasn't expecting company it's joe buddy bump it up if you came to

get a crunch a damn magic drunk you came to get [ __ ] you said that on the intercom more than five holes in the bank then

get it on and that's when you knew that the kid singing was poor

right then in there i thought it was a hypnotic line think about it more than five no don't do that

thank you rory thank you rory don't do that that incredible

why did i think that that was the guy that came to get it all that's not a bad number though if

you got more than five you can make some noise in the middle [ __ ] it wasn't even a recession at that point everybody had a hundred grand no they

didn't it was just me there was no no they did not a lot of [ __ ] that [ __ ] shaking their ass to that record

at that point roll up like that stink and get it like that that was the original defeated

i post a throwback pic of me in the pump it up error here comes some chick that i thought was

fine she won't dear me i forgot you started that stupid do-rag around the neck [ __ ] wasn't that a jersey thing

though apparently it made it to where she was [Music]

it was your dumb ass that did that all right anyway football basketball

jersey didn't hit chloe bailey the incredibly talented rory rory has

been singing her praises for at least seven years well i like that she had to be 15 when

rory first spotted her from a musical standpoint look look look how you're nice look how

you do to jam you up rory spotted her early yeah had to be a child female don't don't don't just don't

don't tiger don't do the kanye breakfast club interview when he was like yeah tiger got in there early like kanye you're a

creep so is tyga right and another and another thing about kanye

now that we on this and i'm always on the side of the creators we'll get back to this later i'm always on the side of

the creators but i don't know if i want to hear gripes from the choir right now

gripes what are they yeah i don't know what are they griping about they didn't get no but that part is a

normal gripe but now they've added that they were treated they were being mistreated and treated

poorly and i said stop right there jasmine tass choir no

no no no i was an altar boy in a catholic church for two years they were not treated as poorly as i was

so fiberfills might be the new name for something man now we know the source yeah so listen

man shut out of the place father o'neill salute [Music]

he knocked your [ __ ] out of place parks don't say that don't say that

again he knocked your [ __ ] out of place knock me right into one testament

anyways kanye not paying the choir coachella see what happened when they

were in the safe side of the room this is how i know rory got raped you

can't anymore this i know you can't you can't you

can't just transition to conversations you can't anyways [Laughter]

we're gonna stay right here no you can't just anyways father o'neill sorry

it was it was the opposite i was not groped and it [ __ ] with my self-esteem

like i was not good enough oh okay i'll see you yo you know what you took that yo i could i could i could swing this somewhere

pause yo but i won't but i do think there was a situation

too i no i do think that i don't identify with you

i'm not relating to you so are you shaming someone let me get closer to paul yo these white boys get next to each

other start going crazy listen there was a situation in jersey city right hey i bet

quite a few no they just they just move them around they don't arrest them they just move them to new churches they

just rotate it's like musical chairs for the church for the pedophiles

let's just get him out of this area no one will know y'all are sick no the priests

the priests are sick yeah anyway what happened to jc we started that chloe bailey yeah that's

what we started at in jersey city back in the day

allegedly there was one of the homies that got really crazy at the kickback

and stayed after everyone left and then the next morning there was a story

floating around about the homie i won't say it

but we had to spend the next seven years trying to figure out

how to get this story out of him

i have an idea of what you're talking about [ __ ] you did it

it was done to me [Laughter]

listen i gotta get our numbers up all right i'm just okay with that numbers are good

numbers are good oh that's what it was jimmy snacks

yo what the hell what is this new crib doing no no you're doing great you're

he got crazy that night but crazy for the body of christ

listen bro but listen for the next seven years i mean you thought the girls were good

for the holy trinity why does he keep going drink the blood

my son yo when i found listen i was young and got my first communion and when they do

the blood of christ it's red wine why are you giving me red wine at 13 you [ __ ]

creep just because you blessed it it makes it the blood of christ

here's the milk of greatness no edits by the way from the new cream

listen man look what you want to do i have an important thing to talk about the nets in the question i have such an

important announcement today they can't sit next to each other wait

hold on this isn't the patreon episode oh my mom is going to kill me now i know

how george george steinbrunner felt looking at milky cabrero and robinson uh canoe canoodle in the

middle field fountain you [ __ ] the way i'm paying y'all and y'all are friends out there

you know yo those [ __ ] was dropping balls you know they was in the club every

night in the daily news yeah yo jewish time brother ship that [ __ ] so fast

cabrera in the outfield like that

yankee fan i was tight about that trade but i understand rory are you done are you finished or

are you done oh listen man sometimes you gotta take the pot of the next level [ __ ] had

the neo spore in his [ __ ] [Laughter]

[ __ ] [ __ ] was swelling yo did you ever see a girl eat the same

[ __ ] that you ate right after you ate it yes and i fell back

jumper

yeah and you thought she was bugging he was pulling out all the tricks theatrics she went in there and calmly

made that [ __ ] come in a second well that's what a woman could do that because i was pissed no no they know that you know yeah no i want to i'm

staying here yeah they know they know their equipment will get back to chloe bailey i turned her over everything mm-hmm have you ever done

that what rory is talking about a [ __ ] yes no no with eight [ __ ] with another contest

there was two women and we were both eating the same thing i never had a threesome so no oh well i don't have to be three from

just you ate the same [ __ ] she ate that would be a threesome though this guy's a [ __ ] jerk girl get out

that would be a threesome though [ __ ] geek no i'll give you two girls now you should go upstairs don't like none

of my [ __ ] [ __ ] ever again [ __ ] cause i never had a threesome no no you

don't have to have threesome in what i'm talking about right now if i'm eating [ __ ] in the girls

uh brother or sister at school siblings if a woman is laying down and you eat her and then you move and a woman eats

her that's not a threesome yeah well i would be penetrating the woman that's eaten somebody's getting penetrated by me all right

have you ever done this which would be a threesome i was i wasn't going to do it now watch this now watch this now watch

this have you ever done it and you want me to think he knows about struggle that's good struggle though i'll take i

will take the struggle the lower [ __ ] eater in the threesome struggle over some over the crest yo i never knew

what you were sleeping i never would never i never knew what women meant until that happened

yeah women know each other they know their bodies but it was so effort like it was she didn't pull out the truth it was a

smooth sweet potato pie mm-hmm i didn't even see her move her mouth

spot just stay with me and i'm watching the art form but you can't even release it i'm

sitting there like why do i be moving my face oh wow like she's chilling

and this girl was like and it was like a different time she didn't make none of those noises

when i was giving it yeah i mean it was like a magical moment yeah just stay on the cliff she's putting her inside herself she put her hands on this

girl's head i was like i was just right there you have to get creative

well that was the next thing it's like the girl that's trying to get creative when they're sucking like hold up you would think yeah that's never

you it's not good you would think more wait a second man i'm just gonna stay on the clip but then

you realize that's probably what shorty did too and then that gets you to your tongue motor mm-hmm and i'm like

yo am i is am i doing something wrong because like i'm not that maybe i'm doing the wrong just i

think i'd be killing [ __ ] that's a soft thing you watch the female tongue is a little softer than our tongue why if it's a tongue

because it's a tongue it's a surprise you think god had a different set of tongues for them you're a [ __ ] jerk no it's just

a tongue uh i don't know listen once i saw that move happen when shorty did that

it took my whole thrill away from once i'm eating [ __ ] to turn her over and eat it from the back like oh i'm not

done yet and it's not as dope as i thought it was so weird theatric i did what i had to do

gave it my best jaw right right and she gave me a couple months uh

mm-hmm it was like that just gone through the motions yeah

yeah like you know put up with [ __ ] oh my god oh my god yo you doing

and then i move and then the chicks start doing what she's doing and it was like pandemonium in there and now you're at a

crossroads as a man right do you let do you allow your ego to take over and disassociate yourself

from the activities or do you do what joe was doing yeah you like what you're doing right

oh you start talking i take notes i'm just commentating now yeah she going crazy right there yeah

yeah right right she does it better than i did start rubbing her shoulders

yeah now you're now you're the rubber yeah now you're the rubber of the

situation that's right right so then when that is over

i'm joe so i take [ __ ] too far so the next day i called shorty up that

was doing the eating what you did you wanted to compare notes how are you doing i said joe

so to come do you i said yeah oh that was funny was it just what do you say nothing it's funny come

to me my turn no i don't have a clitoris

what is he talking about what's up with y'all i mean she might got that ass

so the next day i called the girl up and i'm like yo man she's going crazy the other night yeah

i said chill you was going crazy i said yo she already really enjoyed

that she said yeah so yeah

i said you think you could teach me what i said you think you could teach me what you did is it upstairs or side to side what was

that swirl move you gave her yeah no i couldn't see it's horrible because her head stayed in one spot her mouth stayed in one spot

whatever she was doing was in like a cocoon i couldn't see it i said so you think you could teach me what you did how much you she was going

crazy over there with what she was doing yeah she said yeah i'll teach you

she taught you stay on the cliff still i'm still gonna

try to throw them sit on my face those are just anticipation it's not a

real so they're not a girl thing so then i got my mall back her thighs are tired your face is tired told her to

come through for the solo dolo don't do that oh wait hold on wait is

this is this the girl that this had to be 20 years ago was this was she the plus one or the other girl was the plus one

uh she was the plus one maybe the eater so you so you linked it with the players yeah i didn't know i didn't know i had

such a great eater in the building i found i found out about her talents that night that's like when the rockets got hardened

oh [ __ ] he do all that yeah i thought he's getting a good player but weird comparison step back dog

so anyway i call up for the solo dolo we're gonna talk about important stuff i

swear we are uh this is important i call off for the solo dolo she come through nobody's pattier than

joe so i got to take it too far got to send the picture to the chick that uh she ate

ah [ __ ] you enjoyed it the other night now i got it to myself um some word no invite

it's like hell no you got yours yeah you got yours off give me no invite

you'll never see her again i will never invite you here again while

she's again right yeah the last time with that tongue are you [ __ ] kidding the last time i put the

threesome in a group chat it didn't end well for me we'll save that for patreon that's why i don't [ __ ] with girls

because they're still your girl and and they they might like each other too much and and plot against you like [ __ ] i

introduced you all that's where it gets tricky too we'll save that for

patreon what's that what is that whoa whoa what do you mean segway we didn't

even start talking about chloe bailey she's she's of age and my feelings are fine

and she makes great beats i'm not stopping right there oh [ __ ] whoa there's something else in there oh

whoa yo first they love you then they hate you then they love you again

i wasn't saying that to be funny i mean 2021 i'ma highlight this the way i've

the same way i've highlighted it every podcast in 2021

i think 2021 might be a bit weirder and harder than 2020

and i just think we're numb y'all killed chloe bailey for what

why they kill her are y'all that [ __ ] bored at home there do y'all know that this is

beyonce's protege y'all wouldn't dare just beyonce internet take beyonce out of it y'all

are still weirdos yeah but what are they killing her about because she's embracing her body she's she's of age

now and becoming she's 22. she's rebranding she ain't the disney girl and it ain't just her voice

i'm fine and this is me embracing myself after maybe i wasn't so confident in the past i'm here now

same [ __ ] they was killing lizzo for like that's what the women do i just never thought i'd see the day where they would do it with this

young girl well to the little point i still don't think chloe should go to a laker game with her ass cheeks on leather but

that's just me no don't do that no one should do that i don't think that that should happen i agree but yeah no people weirdos but

again like can we stop with this people getting killed for stuff look who's saying it

it's a bunch of weirdos if you have an issue with this girl embracing herself but this talented beautiful woman your

opinion doesn't matter pretty much on anything to me in life y'all made chloe bailey do a response

video about this i'm 40 so this is like i'm not supposed to pay

attention to this stuff yeah i was just only surprised oh yes you are that the internet

forced chloe bailey into a response video

where she has to cry in front of y'all you're supposed to pay attention [ __ ] y'all we just talked about uh the kid cycle you have a kid around

her age this is the cycle of people yeah older people need to step in on this stuff and tell young people they're [ __ ]

stupid but she's not doing crazy

like yeah older people need to step in these are the younger generation y'all are [ __ ] this girl's 22 years old and can do what

she would like yeah y'all are [ __ ] weirdos yeah and she's not even doing nothing crazy

she ain't doing a single thing crazy remotely crazy what is she what is she address i'm still i'm still from that that that

era of this online bullying [ __ ] just isn't real to me i'm sorry and also why i said you need to pay

attention to is because she's famous so it there's a magnify glass on this i think 22 year old girls

go through this within their inner circle of 20 people at college or within their neighborhood when they

start posting this [ __ ] this is just heightened because she's famous right this happens a lot so yeah this is

something i think everyone needs to pay attention to stop being a [ __ ] weirdo and let women do what they'd like to do

especially when it's positive and she's not doing remotely anything wrong i don't even understand

what are they killing her about like it might be pg it might even be 13. yeah like what the [ __ ] people are just stupid man this is why

you can't give power to trolls and people on the internet bashing you because you gotta look at who's who's saying the information is the most

important important thing a lot of this [ __ ] is sometimes you gotta protect black women from black women

y'all can have a blast with that i will be over here i like it i agree i agree look now the white's

quiet oh yeah no no no no a little alone absolutely quiet you got to deep dive in everywhere

i'm just saying listen man it's not my business so i'm not getting into women empowerment and just how this

whole thing played out i want to support this young lady chloe congratulations to her for embracing her embracing

herself being confident being bold enough to really not give a [ __ ] about what people say and you know

and you don't have to cry on internet you don't have to be on at all and she's human and

and young so she can have those feelings but you know not that she watches this podcast or would take advice from us uh just chloe look at the

messenger that's always the most important thing yeah it's not what's being said look who's saying it

chloe if they're not valid in your life at all or valid period in life who cares what they're saying yeah chloe

you're beautiful and you're talented you have nothing to worry about pay these people don't mind they're just miserable

that's all it is and they do this because they want to see you crying on camera

um talking [ __ ] joe clear out and i'm sure beyonce gave her way better

advice than we just did but um nah get your [ __ ] off yeah but it

hits different coming from black men you know what i'm saying that advice

i'm gonna be on the white side with parks right over here yeah i don't know let's watch that black man [Laughter]

all right no no it's isoton take a little sip of this pomegranate man do a little little stacks stacks clear

listen i don't know that play i remember when i couldn't even spell pomegranates i couldn't even spell pomegranate at

some point yeah now you notice me not to smell it spell it i buy all the pomegranate one mom

well it's black excellent all the pomegranate you want come on man what you want to do with him stop playing

with joe well hey i just want to tell you two you two are excellent and you're black thank you rory hey alex

save on you too well they were on camera yo

y'all don't get to tell me how great i am for black history month [Laughter]

i don't care like y'all should think that we're all great i don't care about what you guys think

for black history year years talk your [ __ ] uh hum hum hum

mic check mic check what's on half the time i got it right i probably guessed you love that bar

it's one of his best bars no i i like the bar one of his best bars i like a good subtle bar that impacts you like later

you can expound on that bar much more how the time i got it right i probably guess like when our geniuses

admit to really being idiots but guessing correctly i do appreciate that and intuition and

gut because i say all the time part of being good as being lucky i agree

uh being prepared it's it's different it's both it's different it's preparation you need everybody gotta try

and get that part of being good is luck and sheer luck this has been a topic

they say say something like success is when luck and and opportunity preparation something

like that something like that i've been having this conversation in my house a lot with pat mahomes versus tom brady

right okay like very rarely do we ever see this where tom is tom you know who tom

is there's nothing to argue sure legacy is there it's cemented talk to your moms after dinner but pat

is pat what does that mean it means this is the first time we've ever seen

two quarterbacks in the super bowl face each other that have both been mvps and won super bowls this is

our first time seeing it really yeah is it brett favre versus john

no no okay no no so that's what i'm saying this is the very first time that

you see like someone crowned as the future king he's got all the stats and the accolades

it's there now yeah versus the guy that you know who he is yeah

dan so what was i saying the talk i've been having on in my house uh tom brady look oh look like

i feel like at least three of tom's super bowls he shouldn't have won tuck rule stop it i'm not arguing it

because he won it sure but tuck rule stop it don't talk to me about it the falcons the falcons no seahawks

oh that's just dude those are my okay yeah well no seahawks for sure falcons came back

those are my three but he also should have won in the falcons i went to get [ __ ] spinach

dipping chips in the third quarter can't do that when tom has the ball well no me and ish were the only ones in my living room saying

there's a lot of time left everybody's alright this game is over i mean we was eating saying ah that's a lot of time left there and

the seattle seahawks won uh listen part of being good is being is being lucky and don't do that as a giants fan

yeah about to say that there was some great little bit of luck in that i got i got something about those two giants giants wins i

think those are two valid wins yeah no they're valid because they have a free win in valley but don't say there wasn't luck in that but a [ __ ] catching a

football on his helmet on top of his head with a defender right next to him like come on rodney harrison at that yeah then that

one throw to who's it was it manningham is that what was that his name banning him yeah had that [ __ ] you might

have caught two passes the whole [ __ ] game he might have caught two passes that whole [ __ ]

you feel you still owe me money from one of those two balls we watched one of those together look at

that [ __ ] that ain't look i said to maul during one of those you

also owe me a thousand dollars tom that tom left eli too much time on the clock not that i thought eli was the greatest

but it was two whole minutes left when uh the patriots had scored and y'all gave us the ball back two whole

minutes for any quarterback that made it to the super bowls a lot of time yeah eli manning can get so i'm assuming

that y'all practiced in two minutes but anyway that's eli's strongest listen man we're not here to talk about a white

man's greatness during black history month colonizer's grand great grandson

the [ __ ] are you telling me about eli manafort half the time i got it right i probably guessed mm-hmm

i'm off or all through with the man they whisper hey let him guess they scream my they scream

my failures and whisper my accomplishments small so many drake bars today i get it

yeah no what was i'm a whole avenger still what was the whole line we started with uh put me anywhere on god's green earth

hmm i will triple my words goddamn i want to start this by saying rest in peace to ricky powell

yeah uh also known as the fourth beastie boy also known as uh one of hip-hop's

greatest photographers captured a lot of uh really legendary moments just being in the right place at

the right time when history was being made a lot of us have had the pleasure of not only working with

but meeting and experiencing ricky i didn't even look to see how he passed

i don't know how he passed uh but he was celebrated celebrated so much that

as it was happening boy y'all met y'all scared the [ __ ] out of me this weekend y'all made me think run dmc

had passed i thought l cool j passed everybody was posting uh all of ricky's great

great work recipes and it's scary just scared the [ __ ] out of me rest in peace jam master jay

rest in peace marvin gaye masterpiece mca stuart scott i'm still on now i'm not

all off all the great stay done well i mean we can stay here with dustin dominic i want to say rest in peace to

dustin diamond as well even though i'm newly informed that he was a racist

really uh yeah i didn't know much about it i didn't know much about that one um

i'm assuming this is like uh who's dude from seinfeld kramer kramer yeah yeah uh dustin diamond and

listen i'm not of the belief that when people pass there's a time to highlight some of their lowest small i agree with you so you can google it

you can google it uh but that didn't make me hate him that didn't make me hate him like i'm

not in love love is in me like if that's how he chose to live cool but rest in peace to dustin diamond uh

played a real integral part in a lot of our upbringings with saved by the bell i did some research on that man and i'm

gonna have to research it some more i found some unsavory comments that zach had made about screech

again this is not the time to highlight any of that stuff rest in peace to dustin diamond uh rest in peace to ricky uh

nobody else died right that's not true yeah somebody else did die i'm telling y'all 20 21. yeah

it's not so different it's not so different there is somebody else to transition it'll come back to me shortly

but uh listen back to the business back to the business

effective immediately the joe budden podcast

will be bringing two additional bonus episodes to patreon you can go to patreon

right now and that page is up i left a cool little greeting video

there for you guys it looks a little nerdy but that's my

corporate joe swag and you can't help it and delivering to you really i'm just not cool right

i mean there's nothing cool about me right there's there's coolness there's coolness in your uncoolness like

i'm feeling the deaf jam poetry sweater today but i'm a nerd too so it's cool is that what this is a deaf poetry

jam we got some bongos you can play for joe yeah uh yeah i left a cool little

introduction vid for you there telling you what to expect but i'll tell you now

excuse me starting february 8th we will be releasing two

additional episodes of the joe budden podcast live on patreon we will be bringing bonus episodes bonus

footage behind the scenes clips more unwanted opinions more unwanted mall political takes more

unfiltering of what we thought was as unfiltered as can be we will be bringing that all

to patreon under three different tiers we have a five dollar tier we have a ten dollar tier or is it

fifteen damn it we should have made it fifteen uh five five fifteen

a 10 tier and a 25 tier which is the most expensive right now 25 gonna be the nominee though 25 gets

you everything that gets you the two pies the bonus clips that gets you uh joe crying uh really

yeah i'll cry on camera for 25 on that tear are you all gonna cry yeah absolutely that's our version of

the moment that'll get you rory going through severe depression in real time we get

that on this one for free i get you [ __ ] parks kissing rem's ass

throughout the whole throughout the whole relationship what more could you want let's not do that because this the [ __ ]

we get into on patreon is so many y'all got so sensitive and because our podcast grew

it grew to the casual sensitive fan so let's let's focus on the people that

we know really really rock with us and we could get back to the nah mean fun [ __ ] that we love love right we get into the [ __ ] on

patreon it's it's not it's not for the sensitive this is not a pitch it's not for the sensitive

if you want to be corny and pay 25 to record the patreon to then try to cancel us at least you paid yeah i could live with

that pay 25 to cancel us this time yeah so at five dollars you'll get one additional

episode plus some bonus [ __ ] at ten dollars you'll get two additional episodes plus some bonus [ __ ] you'll get discord

engagement a real active community over there uh because patreon

and discord are partners or owned by the same people yeah something like that they're working

in the inner world they work in conjunction with one another yeah i want to get uh i wanna know who owns but i'll be there i want to get into

some music [ __ ] too for like new artists and stuff i think there'll be some cool ways that we can really interact with all the

people that love our sleeper pick segment and want us to really get involved with their music

and that type of degree on a real personal level i think we could do that on patreon and make it a really dope thing

i agree yeah i think we can do some real cool music [ __ ] on there yeah for 25 i'll [ __ ] on the upcoming artist

literally or i took it literally

i'll just [ __ ] on something for 25 hours oh no i don't know who listen i can't guarantee this but i

had on that list for our bonus content guaranteed small mtv cribs

that's gotta happen you wanna go to the trap it's gonna cost more than twenty five though

i urge i i urge everyone out there if you're looking for

additional content from the joe budden podcast to subscribe to our patreon i don't care which tier you

subscribe to as long as you're there you're gang yeah and that's that man we look forward to kicking it with y'all we've

really had a lot of fun and a real good time almost like the old days recording some

of these thursday episodes it's a different energy i've had so much different vibe yeah and

and for some reason it just does seem like we care a little less maybe because we're behind a paywall it could be that it's just a better

energy when you don't have to care it's different of the person that you know doesn't even really care about your podcast but will

make sure they'll feel important by saying look at all the negative things they're saying i'm such a good person i would never say

this like once you get that corny person out of the way you just have more fun on a podcast yeah

in addition joe budden has been brought on as

head of creator equity at patreon give yourself a big shot round

of applause boy i wish i had better gun shots i'm hitting around with applause

congrats man i think that's really dope and i think it fits you well i'll try to

break that down some more you're about to joe has been brought on not only

in title and position but in an advisory role

let me say it different again

joe budden is the head of creator equity at a

rapidly growing tech company evaluated at over a billion dollars

pre-ipo nah

let it sit in silence let's give it a minute for people to ping their friends to the

room i'm gonna give this a minute to breathe

i'm gonna allow some of you to go get your robitussin

you're showing your age bucklys [Laughter]

way older i'm gonna allow people time to go get their

advil cold and sinus why is that so low can you turn this off

sure this is a moment i'm gonna allow people time to get their advil

cold and sinus cause you bout to be sick

that guy gotta get back in the booth i'm glad that was the jesus christ beat

you said i needed i think that was the beat right emailing that was the beat you got my email joe

buddy that was the beat listen

i'm gonna allow time for you guys to go ping your friends and get all of the

bloggers and podcasters that thought we were down when it appeared that we were down

and spread these lies and these false narratives that we conducted bad business boy that

was a topic for weeks but who cares i do let them talk

no we know what's happening no have fun with perception no i'm cool and no no

enough of that why why not go ahead keep keep your wrinkle

enough of it because it's happened it's occurred for five years enough of it because it's occurred for six years enough of it

because as head of creator equity there are some things that we need to normalize

um and this is one we're not going to just skip right over this

too many times too many creators have made too much of an impact at too

many companies without being able to participate in any upside

that's not what my point so no yeah i'm not on your point yeah okay i'm on a me point because that's not what i was saying at all well

tell me what you're saying before i get in the room after no keep going that's just occurred way too many times

and i was coming in here for months and months and months

it's almost like the kid at school that dresses cool and has looked fly

the whole year i'm never saying that joe looked fly at school the whole year

but when the kid that looks fly all year shows up to the prom without a date

just looking fly guess what nobody cares i've seen you looking fly

all year long what is it that you bout to do different and see for a while

for me it felt like my words yeah i mean it's a lot of words y'all

used to me coming in here ranting and raving and telling you what's wrong and self-deprecation has become a thing

on this podcast it's helped us to greatness and savon don't want to tell you all about how

much he trusts me at the helm publicly alex don't neither they have to go to

patreon for our intervention that we did on there we did it was a really good intervention

and i appreciate you for that that was fun more you missed that episode yeah good good intervention

but the point is for so long you come in here with these words they watched us leave spotify

right and it just looked a certain way and i couldn't come in here and refute

some of the perception and some of the narratives that were going on because it's more it's more talk

why do it take for patreon to give joe this position

like why didn't this happen before how could you be impactful in so many

different places and raise market share in so many different places

and just adhere to the broken monetization systems that are in place for creatives

sorry those days are over

real [ __ ] so mom when you ask me what it means i can't tell you what head of creator equity means because

look up the word equity equity means equal equality

fear right and i can't tell you what that means today

because all of it is broke it's all broken

i've been running around here saying i've been telling every company that had ears i've been telling every board

every board member every executive suite this guy's best friend this guy's right

hand man anybody with ears yo i don't want any money

another thing we need to normalize what the [ __ ] is in advance

a bank loan a bad bank then don't let's not call it an event see a little [ __ ] like that more like it's just certain habits and

practices and conditioning that's been normalized that now there's a company that agrees that

the [ __ ] has been wrong and not only do they agree that the [ __ ] has been wrong they also happen to be paying you [ __ ]

the [ __ ] highest payout possible for your creations don't ask me why patreon is happening

now go check your payouts on your streams

go check your payouts where the videos are hey you [ __ ] not tired yet

[ __ ] ain't sleepy [ __ ] ain't tired of getting the same result from doing the same [ __ ] thing it's

boring i want this to i want this to symbolize

a shift in the thinking and it's the [ __ ] that i've been saying here all along like fam the guard is changing

and creators have the leverage and if you're not going to treat us accordingly then we're going to go and

make our own decisions and do our own thing and some of these platforms is going to have to get used to a whole community of

people upping and leaving or you're just gonna have to acknowledge who exactly is raising the market share

around certain places so i don't wanna i want to celebrate this because it is

huge it is huge dennis rodman only ever cared about a board

and these hoes bored first he missed the game

get that carbon [ __ ] go on it's a whole lot hey for black history month rory's being funny right now roy's

really funny so i'm gonna step on rory being funny but for black history month boy it's a

lot of those fake titles being thrown around i know cause i did it i got the complex

gave myself a fake title and them white [ __ ] hated it but they couldn't say a word know why

was too successful got the spotify created a [ __ ] title

i didn't even know that was the game in corporate i never had a corporate job they make titles up they do [ __ ] they make [ __ ] up all the time that's it i

mean i didn't know nobody told me yeah got the spotify made up a [ __ ] title they couldn't say nothing

was too successful got the revolt and got a title

that's a black dude he should get it this is a whole white tomb

this is a whole white dude at a growing tech company trusting a young black creative to say

hey let's work together on some things not just that but a creator that started

a [ __ ] platform because he was getting shorted on the payout on his [ __ ]

so let me paint the picture a little bit clearer for the idiots that were talking a few

months ago we took some of cash app and bitcoin

they allowed it bitcoin in 2010 was worth

what nine cent 38 cents something like that something stupid like that 10 years later it said what 38 grand

you want me to come in here and tell you how my god always looks out for me i could not

imagine that this would be the place the [ __ ] state of the stock market so if i go to cash app and say

hey [ __ ] is doing real [ __ ] we need a way to participate more i need a way for 1 million

to potentially turn to 5 10 15. and they grant it

stop playing with me out here head of creator equity and patreon

do you know all the steps that had to happen for this to happen don't listen to this and say oh no i see

where joe's coming from no the [ __ ] you don't

you weren't near year one in that spotify deal where they offered [ __ ] 15 million in a growing market [ __ ]

had to say no you know how much self-serving [ __ ] i walked away from

you wasn't in year two when they said hey 21 million all your rights

you weren't there when that next company came and said hey 30 mil for y'all and all your rights

don't listen to me now say ah nah joe i see where you was going you wouldn't have did it [ __ ]

that's another thing you wouldn't have done it and that be my point

i'm real responsible moving around with some of the decisions that i make

because we set the bar don't let the jokes confuse you any decision that joe makes potentially

becomes the standard for any creator to follow why the [ __ ] am i taking 30 million dollars

what does it do for the wave that comes after me kingdom [ __ ] indiana was talking that

[ __ ] you might not see what's going on spotify undervalued [ __ ] in three

months later it was podcast popping up every month it ain't cheap stop playing with joe out

here if joey showed you nothing else in 20 years

is that joe is an accurate digital forecaster and then i know a little bit

about what i'm doing there's a staff for over 40 making this

[ __ ] run around i don't know what y'all been looking y'all been looking at jokes and y'all been looking at

i don't know what [ __ ] is paying attention to boy did i want to say this a few months ago do y'all see what's happening

now i should have took the sweater off give him dirty uh i'm just saying when

you when you meet somebody right that is the owner or head

of a company valued the way that they are and that person why does it take another creator full

circle to what we were talking about with motown with barry and with kevin lyles and certain people that were creators and just great businessmen it's

a different mentality in a different type of executive him being one of those at patreo but

rory i told you i've been watching a lot of docs right i've been getting a lot of information

actually it's not even a doc this is from uh this is from one night in miami

jim brown jim brown goes to visit the owner of the team or

shareholder or somebody that was important and boy did they chop it up they had a blast

the older white man expressed how important jim brown was to him how much money he was betting on jim

brown how much he loved jim brown and his ability and what he was bringing and doing for

the city and so forth and so on and then dude's car had to get fixed in the back of the house and jim brown went

to help and the dude said you know you can't come in here

you know you can't come in the house i'll fix it and i love you out here

working but you can't come in the house

all of this stock [ __ ] going on that my parents is into and is forcing me to be into and go get some

some information i don't think none of this [ __ ] could be coming at a greater at a greater time

barry gordy said if you're not innovating then you're stagnant

and i only highlight i only highlight these things because for so long i've been dying to

come in here and like talk to the podcast community about all the different steps you have to

navigate to like kind of get to kind of like land in the right place like all the no's

that have to come before you get the yes

like luminary this company that company like when you line things

up to not line your pockets up but to align with

your interests and to line with your vision of what the future looks

like so while this wasn't planned this way

for me boy does it seem like poetic justice that you end up with a title on a

platform that somehow has gotten the monetization as closest to together as we've seen

if you're on patreon already i encourage you to put more content on patreon if

you're not on patreon i encourage you to get familiar as we

all are doing and i highlight this stuff because as a as a budding

for me as a budding podcast network and i don't want to bore people with

this stuff but you hear all the growing concerns of like podcasters and for me it takes

so much to try to convince people to not put their intellectual property

places for free

because then they start coming up with technology to monitor your mood and your feelings and who's in the room with you

and who's not in the room with you and if you're depressed or if you're sad and they start doing all types of [ __ ]

when all you do is put your i p some wear we got a bag from spotify

not cause spotify believed in us so much but because we didn't put our [ __ ] on spotify

we emailed them yo we got a podcast that's popping they wasn't thinking nothing about that we we avoided that we was trying to get on

google before google had understanding of

what podcast talking to youtube i'm like yo where's the podcast department

hey y'all how to quit right

like does nobody see the wave this coming is all our title talks like i'm down memory

i'm down memory lane just with some of the things as some of the decisions we've had to make as

podcasters to protect the sanctity of what we do if we believe in it and that's a

question i'm always faced with which is if you believe in it

then what's the what's the option like if you believe in your [ __ ] why not dump all your money into it when

you get a good hand in poker you put all that [ __ ] to the table right you push you straight to the middle what we're doing

i mean if we like what we got yeah yeah confident we didn't put our podcast on

tight that's a bunch of places we just didn't put our [ __ ] and they all called back

it reminds me of like when dill was trying to teach me uh that the worst thing a girl that you was trying to kick it to could do is say no

sometimes i wouldn't talk to a girl because i was scared and nervous and insecure and broke and a chump right probably

ugly couldn't dress that dress part never changed but in my mind i was like

if it's meant to be god'll put them in front of me again

and i had to learn that that in white in white people business because that's different like for black people what like where we from

like in corporate world y'all will just y'all will call if some [ __ ] is hot enough it don't matter what

occurred y'all a call to some degree y'all a source it

you all a check y'all are vetted there's no such thing like y'all don't get but so emotional in business because the

business is catered around y'all okay like all of the terms and all the words there's so much [ __ ] wrong in this

[ __ ] perpetuity what what is that it's forever right and they even put the

words in the universe in your contract i i was i was the funniest thing i'm like if you decide what are you

trying to sell us on mars if you get the technology to build a rocket ship and go try to sell some [ __ ] on another planet

we still own that yeah we'll try it well dave chappelle said he didn't know

what that word meant and i didn't know what that word meant either i was doing an interview

yesterday and i'll wrap this up i was doing an interview yesterday and they was like i quickly just on the

dave chappelle point i did watch a neil brennan interview when he said they sent back the chappelle show contract

when it had the universe part there you know how you send edits in a contract with lawyers they put does this

count for saturn's moons you gotta ask yeah i wanna know

i might have plans for saturday night i didn't mean to cut you off but since we were talking about the chappelle [ __ ] not knowing that

when i heard that i was dying laughing that's a hilarious note for a lawyer to send back to

viacom that is funny but yeah you were doing an interview the

interviewer said how long is your contract with patreon

it's a valid question sure shouldn't be though it depends the

interviewer whoever it is it shouldn't be i that's when i explain

why do it matter if at any point in the relationship either one of us change our

minds about how we feel it's not gonna work i don't have no contract we're in

if at any point either one of us decided that we're going a different way it's just not going to work we're not going to move in concert

that's creator land and all this [ __ ] these [ __ ] be talking about

you know how long it took me to learn what cross-collateralizing an album meant yeah it can you it's still confusing i'm

not saying you can try to explain it just for people that probably still can't explain it yeah i was gonna say i don't i take money from

a bunch of different places yeah you're publishing into your sales very which is already confusing itself oh wait

[ __ ] that's actually different that's actually another beef hey your master and your publishing is

owned by the same company under a different name why is that different and why is that

even a different thing but yeah you don't own any of that [ __ ] which is totally different from cross

collateral cross whatever whatever the term is cross-collateralizing is when you in the red for one album

your next album sold 10 million but you're still in the red because you was in the red from over there we're combining everything

together and we're fudging the expenses sometimes it could be both like if your publishing is up in your

master uh recording split is down it's cross-collateralized anyway

see that's scary yeah that [ __ ] is messy they own us pandemic going on [ __ ] can't tour

[ __ ] could hardly sell merch a 360 still exists right is napster

still around is the industry about to die and we missed it no it's up

it's big up there's a long list of things wrong man i want to i want to

celebrate all the good folks at patreon i want to celebrate uh carrie jack hunty all the people that helped

me uh make this a really pleasurable experience getting done and stop playing with joe

it's just the bottom line man i don't want to go on some long exact

exasperated rant it's a good sat word just not stop playing with joe man

and by the way the labels they're finding a new way with the 360. oh yeah i can tell y'all firsthand

they're getting right that the content game is the new live show they're taking your podcast

the 360 is gonna be the content we shoot with you yeah buddy you're not getting all that vivo money or youtube money

this is ours as well i was at uh i was at the studio the other night listening to some of conway uh project and um

my guy shooter shout out the shooter shooter was there and i don't know allegedly

yeah um i don't know if y'all been keeping up shooter he's been selling his his album his music on his own uh

website for a while and we was having a really good conversation about that and i'm not gonna put his

business out there and say how much he's been making doing that but he's making a lot more than artists

that are signed and he's literally been selling it on his own website and i just thought you know just sitting

there talking to him and listening to him that is something that i think more artists should

go that route i've been trying to talk about that since band camp it's a similar idea but that's even they're

taking fifteen percent of the ticker stuff like that but uh a lot of these artists rock mars yeah

a lot of people have been doing the direct yeah first and then i'll give you the dsp right a month later weeks later whatever

it is but y'all do know that only talented people can do that right um that's not not

well only time they might be able to make more money doing it that way i guess i'm saying real talented musicians

rappers whatever you want to say that get that core fan base that you got to put in a decade just to get to that

point and go direct to a lot of people that are focused on making music are not

they're not here for the music they're here for the money so the best way to go to it for them is to go after the fame factor and labels get you the fame sure

so i don't i just don't think that's the best route for everybody it's not for everybody not for everybody

if you have like a a substantial following online i i would entertain that more than trying to shop myself to get a major

deal completely agree but having that real following online not a bunch of followers where's the support

support yes it's a difficult thing i remember like i just i just want to make sure we don't put that message out no

because it's just like yo you can go right to consumer like that's not entirely true because you still have to build a fanbase no matter what but i remember

when we were talking about getting on versus now versus then this is part of that argument but

when me and my crew in elmira in like 2007 were putting out cds i would sell a

couple hundred cds in the city which is only 30 000 people and make more money than i made in a

year with uh an album that had placements on dre's playlist on apple and

hundreds of thousands of views and streams i made more money doing that [ __ ] with the neighborhood right

you know what i'm saying like and it's the same concept with doing it on a website direct to consumer or band

camp even though they take a cut same concept right so yeah the dsps is a

thing but work on building a fan base whether it's in real life or virtually and

go direct and then sell the [ __ ] on apple right because even as someone who consumes

music and likes to support music i still just be streaming a lot of people [ __ ] and

no one gets paid really well off that right but if you put it somewhere where i gotta buy it first i'm gonna buy i bought rock morrissey [ __ ] yeah you know

what i'm saying i buy people [ __ ] when it drops on their website first i'll give you the ten dollars twenty dollars thirty dollars whatever the [ __ ] it is i don't care

but anyway a huge build build a fan base well i'm while i'm at it because i'm on i'm i'm on a short

rant now but while i'm at it for the podcasters out there i'll just speak about my experience these benchmarks

it's nasty it's nasty out there y'all

if you haven't experienced it it might come later later in your journey these benchmarks

are unattainable they are unreachable

and our peak at our peak at spotify might have been a millionaire episode when these

benchmarks come in and say they'll pay you an additional 20 million dollars if you

average 2 million listeners

even if they're attainable they'll find a way to cross-clad

just let it sit there is no even if it's not

it's not period so if your company and you were willing

to pay the 40 mil for the two years if you hit the unreachable benchmark which you weren't because you know the benchmark is unreachable and [ __ ]

painful just paid in full i've encountered that

almost everywhere and that hasn't even been my main issue you want to talk about the

due diligence it took i'm wrapping this up man podcasters be thinking first of all

we'll never get the relationship with the advertiser because it's not meant for us to have it

hmm eventually hopefully if you're good there's five

percent there's five percent of podcasters that make money from their podcast

maybe 10 the most also depends your definition of money but i agree going any money

there are 10 percent of podcasters that make any money from their podcast

and if i'm wrong because i haven't checked it in a few months maybe 15 the most but one of my other issues is

the these platforms that sell ads against us and not for us and that took

a long time to learn as well see i thought when we got to spotify and this is not a spotify ramp but

they're my example i thought when we got to spotify that we would be such a prominent piece of audio that they would

see the benefit in soliciting the ads just for us

and learning how we should do them and seeing how much money we could bring but that's not how it works they take

the numbers of all of the podcasts from the platform they sell it for some large amount that goes

to the platform and they divvy it up how they see fit to podcasters

one of y'all tell me where it makes sense

anybody i don't know how to do that

it doesn't that's it i'm done because i don't want to depress anybody no this is a celebratory day i'm

celebrating i'm up it's up and it's stuck i'm i'm i'm happy that you know that that position i

think it's it's tailor-made for you as your friend i couldn't be more happy congratulations isn't a sad thing at all

this is great this means this means all the things that you have have done that appear to be angry joe were

not done in vain i'm not i'm not even trying to be funny no no no no no i know what you're saying

i know i'm not joking at all listen i just i show gratitude differently like to my loved ones i'm really happy for

you this is great i think this is really really good for you this is lit man i i couldn't be i couldn't be more proud

when you when you in the process of it you're too busy in the process that you

don't appreciate the process so it'd be these rare occasions like today

or appreciate the process and sometimes you appreciate it more than the

actual ending yeah yeah yeah no this is this is good man

listen you [ __ ] gonna need robotics and all year y'all gonna be sick oh yeah i got this is not the end i have

way more [ __ ] but now it's coming this was the original comment that we can we could change the subject not to this it's coming y'all

better hope this next one but why are you caring why you care

that's what i was saying in the beginning like yeah when the spotify thing happened and just plenty of things within our

podcast of people just spewing weird lies and things that weren't true and judgments of things they didn't understand

who cares me i have no interest in proving people

wrong only proving people right if you was here from the jump and understand it and believed in it i'm

here to prove you right i don't give a [ __ ] with some weirdo says on the internet that doesn't understand a [ __ ] thing or just wants to spew lies for the [ __ ]

of it well i do now that so many people die and we have to read so many comments from idiots on the internet and then

it's like wait hey wait a minute man that guy was amazing for 95 years

and with a click of a button i you erase that no no i care about the funeral and who's

there and what they know not who the [ __ ] on the internet on my death day i want [ __ ] y'all i won't spell like

that right what are y'all talking about i guess in these my legacy matters to people that matter to me not to anybody else that's wrong

nah [ __ ] that that's wrong unfortunately that's wrong i can make i can make so much change and people not know it and

it doesn't bother me at all i could you know how many palooza rants i could have gone legos people that hate me that i got money because of it and

change the entire thing and i don't because i don't care the people that know know and that's all that matters i don't care today my legacy manager

you're right that i care about i haven't cared the way that you are speaking up

know when i cared when i caught covert and was scared to go to bed cause i might die the next morning

i care when i see people that were great their whole lives and they die and then i gotta come to grips with what the word

legacy means and when i do that it's not specific to the people that like you it's to the people that don't

like you as well legacy is the overall view of the field

in what you have done legacy is actions so it's intangible [ __ ] that

happened to change people's lives not people that would have hated you anyways and would just say whatever the [ __ ] typing on a computer or talking in front

of a screen tangible actions that happen is a legacy what you've done

with podcasting has actively changed people's lives that's a thing no

matter what people are going to type on the internet no matter what who gives a [ __ ] you know what happened with actual people in real life

that's a legacy i want to revisit that's a legacy a few years mentions you mentioned a legacy

do write it down because i want to talk to rory about this in a few years i felt exactly like him for so long i'm

not going to debate him on it because i felt like that for so long i just don't know if that's i don't know if i feel like that today

i don't i don't just don't give a [ __ ] with people saying on the internet it depends on who say this that's not about that i don't even care who's

saying i ain't talking about the internet i'm not talking it's usually someone with seven followers i'm

still talking about the internet though the field the world yeah but the world you

know a lot of times they don't they don't get to know you for real they just know your work and what you do they

don't know the person let me use your bar against you one of my favorite freestyles from you i was depressed i was toxic i was

suicidal i was just talking is there no church in the wild freestyle how could i expect third parties to know

the half your legacy within media podcast all that it's not meant for everyone to

understand they're going to have judgments from the outside looking at [ __ ]

music creative anyone let's not even make it specific to you but if people don't fully understand the

field but the field is popular you're always going to get a bunch of people that don't know [ __ ] i don't care about my legacy to them

they don't know a [ __ ] thing about it i do all right they have to be included

no they're no they're included but the matter in a legacy you could be an idiot and you may not

have liked martin luther king but you know he did some important [ __ ] may not have liked tiger woods and he

was a cheater you know he did some great [ __ ] steve jobs steve

too much of a genius to really get to it and i was like ugh for me uh that's what i said

but you know he changed the world your legacy is going to be one or the

other if if one message is more widespread than the other then that

is your legacy unfortunately and if if tiger woods martin luther king and steve

jobs focused on the people that didn't understand their vision we wouldn't be here today so i think

that retort wasn't really what i was saying at all i i disagree with that too i think that

these people's life mission was about people that didn't agree with what they said no no i said focus no no no of course

these people don't understand it i get it and i'm gonna change it but to focus on a negative opinion or someone that

doesn't understand a vision and think i'm only solely here to focus on someone that hates me

no that's not how you move in your legacy your legacy is going to end up matter of fact you have no choice of your legacy that's for other people to

decide that's not for you to decide you'll be dead so when you focus on [ __ ] that

is negative nah focus on your vision and the people around you that believe in it and the rest will figure itself out

my thing is always simple to me you know you do the work you you try to live life being a good person

having a good heart and then when it's all said and done you look up you're laying right where you're supposed to be

to me it's that simple angry can't focus on the journey you just gotta go and whoever's gonna go they're going

with you whoever's gonna follow they're gonna follow you whoever's going to benefit is going to benefit from it but i really hate when

maul lets me and you argue for 30 minutes then combines our points together

and comes in at the end with something so prolific yeah and

[ __ ] off but that's that's ultimately what it is man you just you got to do the work just have a good heart and when it's over you look up you'll be

right where you're supposed to be and just know you can fight that always helps you know like that's always in the face like when you just

know yeah that happens my hands work put some [ __ ] on patreon we up congrats

joe yeah for real no no no that's that's yeah we'll give you a real one and a favor

thank you it should sound better than the fake [ __ ] oh and i was at the gun range and secaucus the other day

[Music] i know my aim was still like that

shot what you were shooting a couple what one one i couldn't really handle oh wait you

went viral this week and i saw that i'm i'm with the joke but i'm i'm

missing it whenever i got the gun right you were shooting at shooting a gun and it was going crazy and you had to come up and grab your behind the waist

behind the waist that wasn't rory oh no no i'll tell you

i went to the gun range because growing up my dad only pistols was like the only [ __ ] he taught me how to shoot like

i stayed i stayed in this yeah this was my range all the time he never let me shoot it yeah i went and

grabbed one of them automatic things oh holy [ __ ] yeah yeah

y'all kids out there are wild yeah it's a different game my whole shoulder was vibrating for two

days you see this you scrolling scroll up a little bit

can we get some backstory somebody told me that's a dude oh god what's jimmy stacks doing again

is that a edit i'm sorry not if you could beat them up

listen i don't know that to be true i don't know that to be true if you get

beat up by a [ __ ] that put dicks around his head fam i know some gay dudes that'll whoop

your ass said he's not gay well gay men put dicks around their faces

i kinda could sorta you see it see it unfollow yeah

unfollowed her i couldn't see it but we'll make it a podcast topic you know

to be specific but what's going on one more why did you unfollow this is the point i'm not answering

this is the point i was trying to make earlier about the kanye choir uh beefing about being mistreated

because we talked over that but i remember my point now not so fast kanye choir

when you you [ __ ] when your [ __ ] was hip-hopping out when you [ __ ] was crying out soul to soul

wait it wasn't even the soda soul you know what did it for me i don't see how they

couldn't tell they were being mistreated when they all boarded that delta flight and started singing optimistic eating

bologna sandwiches but they was clapping at you hey it'd be up to me

i said y'all love baloney like that

you got to respect kanye for carrying on tradition of churches exploiting their their mind forget about

worry forget it forget it forget it forget it forget it look look at congress i grew up in the church i'm a liability versus

the church [ __ ] be giving the last dollar to the church for the [ __ ] passage

look at duke though hey when you [ __ ] wanted to gospel out stephanie mills

why didn't you think you were being mistreated look at kanye he like i'm gonna just

hate you [ __ ] and sneakers look at these they look like they look they better look they were cheesing and

smelling broke as could be singing like y'all getting sweatsuits look it's a hulk

there's a whole cameraman on a plane nobody thought to ask hey what network is this for

wait till i dress them in purple for easter at coachella right you'll never know like when johnny nunez ran up to me at

every club take a pic johnny man where you putting these pictures man i ain't seen a picture of me from you in

30 years shout out to johnny nunez though why because he could not no no my man

that's my name too i'm joking but this is why no johnny has made a lot of money off us rappers

this is why i [ __ ] with johnny nunez because i text him after those photos happen and he send me right to uh

what's the website where you got to buy the picture there's getty or another one mars212. he

got his own daddy page go cop that bro that's not what you buy i respect the hustle johnny

seven days ago you gotta eat savon what do you know

about struggle if you got fly for the night and seven days seven nights caught the

corny pick of you but you had to post it the only pick they got see if i don't know about

struggle you had to go to seven days seven nights to see a picture of the girl that you want to holler at but yo who's this

who knows her nan never went to mansion for his girl's

birthday party and had her at another table [Laughter]

so why do you keep telling me that you know about struggle holy [ __ ] how did you work that out in your head at the time like listen

tell me how you lied to yourself don't worry about it

yeah what you want me to do that was a joint yeah yeah fab did to read at me yeah there's a lot going on back there

man i was just i was across the club standing i bet you say i just like i'm the doctor

look at trey nichols cranberry and vodka but another thing like yo you drunk right all right it's

time to go speaking of photos i'm gonna throw off

the club go girl it's your birthday it's your birthday

i have your gift at home if you make it there you're probably not coming home tonight oh my god i can't wait till valentine's

day is a condom please valentine's day i'm supposed to give my birthday gift that sure he didn't give me but your birth is in august trying to

add up the months there

i don't know how she started a six-month fight oh my god she started to fight for negligent ought to give me my birthday present oh she's

good she's a pro i know joe is super then i was petty oh wait this continues my badge i was

petty i didn't know this continued sent her a text while he wasn't talking

oh hey she didn't give me my birthday gift okay don't judge me you asked for it

later please don't judge me please don't judge me you gotta lie look at this beautiful space this is true

because i said i've asked for nudes before and y'all judged the [ __ ] out of me in this room you asked for a birthday gift

it's a different room this is a different one right all right new year knew me yeah and i didn't have

to i didn't ask for my birthday gift i just noticed that it didn't come right so you're just questioning them like i didn't ever got here so my

birthday is august 31st yeah you got the tracking number so september 4th the pettiness didn't leave

my soul right and i knew she had won because i had already sent the birthday

the birthday gift money laced it it was just crazy [ __ ] so then then she deaded my gift so i

said how can i resolve this so in four days i text her

and i said hey and when something started with hey it's all bad absolutely not not a hey

with a dot dot dot to get to your point exactly what happened hey i know that text dot dot

hey expect a call from your bank soon

i took [Laughter]

no easy that's how you gotta call this number right here you'll call the number on the back of the card that's all you gotta do i'll

call this number right here that set you straight and by the way go to the bus stop there's an ad for the lawyer for fraud right so long story long story uh a

little less long i didn't that didn't sit right in my soul that was just such a bitch-ass [ __ ] right

it was not it was nasty so i said that just to give you the angst of dealing with a [ __ ] ass [ __ ] that said

that yeah but i didn't do it so she still had her gift and somehow mine just

never came even through the pump fake so i said something recently i said yo dog yeah yeah they pop they clowned me in

the park it was a hat it's a bad hat okay the all black louis it was nice

i said yo dog they clowned me in the pot i keep wearing the same dad hat yeah i wear my [ __ ]

and she said balance today is coming [ __ ] i said so you're going to mail it to me

for valentine's day she said no i'm going to bring it to you from home

nobody invited you here wow oh you bring it to you for valentine's day so you could oh that's her way of

making sure you see her on valentine's day yesterday well no that's what i'm saying no one invited you i see what you're doing i ain't

[ __ ] since july so yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah you still you still giving that line out yeah

yeah it's been a while for me yeah yeah it's been a while i don't even remember how does this

thing even work [Laughter] we've all been there i'm not clowning

you we've all been there man it's cool

right so some of the stuff they be getting off to me like they know i'm gonna say this

how he says without sounding crazy not gonna say this without exposing themselves um oh it's this everybody's listening

don't worry i forget it no it's listening no we think this should be making this round maybe

oh my god still checking you out supporting i'm like stop yeah stop supporting

i don't want you to hear the things i'm talking about now and hi i'll get a little vulnerable when i've tried to use that line before like no it's been a

while it's been like six months you know when that question comes up when y'all may start to get intimate of when the last time that may

have happened for safety reasons sure you just don't trick off for two days so it's been a while

you know a couple of months impressive this has been backed up for a month

saving up the nut is increasing good job man but listen it sucks when

you run into the honest chick that don't care because i've said that line like now it's been a minute for me and she's like oh okay

well yes only been april since me and it's may like the first week it's april

monday april 14th yeah like i didn't want you to be honest like

you could have lied i still would have beat you without a condom

edit no joking just know i'm celibate so they know i'm just getting my face time freak off on so

they try to hit me with like little sexy one-liners be a text like on a late night that way yeah what

shooter doing um mo was just with him

he's going direct to consumer with his music yo so apply this crushing it

don't apply to our patreon right now in the business we call that a callback three different tiers bonus footage uh new episodes oh man the

whole the whole kitten caboodle wait were you trying to tell us

never mind forget it man it's gross it's gross why is girls in the shoot i'm i wouldn't be mad at that nickname

if shorty called me shoot her i'm not mad at it if she calls you a

shooter i'm cool yeah i remember a girl asked me one time are

you gonna shoot it at i was me listen you have to go home like now

one day i'll be mad enough to come in and tell you all the dad side of that shooter stuff

let's just move on somehow i think you told us the story already but it's okay i'm just tired

if you just paid for her eyelashes do you see tart it doesn't work out

financially just tell me what's wrong with him i don't know it's a little bitter you need more water

man that's what i said

i got up from the phone

this sticker is [Laughter]

you gotta drink water maybe you just maybe you deserve to be

celibate yeah yeah but that type of stuff only happens to me can we censor some of that no no that was great no no that was great

stuff great stuff put that on the third tier patreon part of the show

i just got molested on the free episode

see black history month dude rory's the white coffee jones

all right come on no no come on come on come on let's go let's go uh come on let's run through some quick

newsy topics uh here's all the music i've got for you cardi b is releasing a new joint on

friday long time coming from the queen congratulations to her uh what else do i have uh what else

do i have what else do i have what else do i have silento i don't even know if i'm pronouncing that young man's name correctly but he's

been accused of murdering his cousin and this is the gentleman that made the song uh what song did he make nae

uh i don't want to report too much on it they're saying that he has severe mental health issues uh but i would imagine that's what you

would say if you you know damn really i didn't hear about that yeah no let's see this says uh

silento the rapper known for his 2015 viral hit watch me whip nae nae was arrested monday february 1st

for the alleged murder of his cousin frederick brooks the dekalb county police department in

georgia confirmed the arrest in a statement saying salinto real name ricky hawk was booked into the dekalb county jail

and charged with murder per the atlanta journal constitution hawk was being held without bond as of

late monday and while we're on that i think i forgot to mention last podcast that casanova is being held

uh without bail as well yeah prayers for cashing over for sure yeah this was a real horrible

story uh saying same as as soon as we left the pod i saw a story circulating about a nine-year-old

that was tased by police and i'll be honest with y'all i didn't click it i didn't click it i refused for that to

sit on my soul having having to watch that after i watched all of those white people

and uh raid the capitol and nobody was tased uh so i didn't i didn't look at that too

disturbing what was the nine year old gonna do to you duke right it's just too disturbing

for me uh was it a girl right she was handcuffed wasn't she

i didn't watch her she was tasty i can't tell you yeah she was yeah she was handcuffed somebody just

handcuffed his it's crazy

[Music] this isn't so newsy but i mean i guess it was

a big to-do that the nets had given up 150 points to the wizards in a loss

right that was a good game i got a fiber kill if you need it i don't okay

um and everybody was killing the nets for their defense i'm still waiting on steve nash to call

a proper play hasn't happened yet steven i mean look at the squad you don't need to call it one tonight

uh you do i think it was that same game that he failed to call a timeout so they could advance the ball or play before

like he's doing some wild [ __ ] but i forgot that d'antoni is on that bench players and coaches that coaches

circle against that's incredible huh the nets coaching staff is incredible they also are not running any defensive

drills in practice well that's that's showing over there that's showing on the court yeah we have all these scores

tony's not a defensive

and we're shocked that they're giving up 150 points for their last five games yeah every time every time my dad tells

me dan tony's on that bench i forget well she would imagine he wouldn't take

that role under steve nash well they just beat the number one team in the league so

that said something right yeah no when you beat the number one team who's number two the clippers oh please

anyway what you mean um while we're on basketball

man well team number one team in the west i'm gonna say the lead

if the year couldn't get any crazier adam silver in the nba has found a way

to bring the all-star game straight to atlanta in march

mm-hmm we got it no your girl's going

damn never get out of here yo take your mic off

my reaction my reaction is for the youtube fans yeah i like it

i think mine's just busy in march busy the whole month which is march 7th i think it's a real

busy month that month yeah for her there's a lot going on yeah yeah yeah and she already had a gig i think lined up in atlanta that weekend

already probably it's weird that it fell on that that same date about the text rug as soon as i leave it

let's see what's going on because i know it's gonna be crazy you know what's going on matter of fact i think i had to shoot

some content that weekend more you want to just roll together damn let's do it yeah do another message

wait it's march 7th yeah see i didn't even realize that that was the day but yeah i already already moved here you slack

me and sago going out [Laughter]

me and psycho imagine telling your girl yo me and sago about to head out we about to head out to atlanta

don't worry about it we'll be back he's doing that he's doing the star-spangled banner on on the saxophone

[Music] great weekend though should be it should be a fun weekend right no

you don't think so you don't want to have one week in march

7th so next podcast i have to sit here right there to switch it up segregate it

damn then i'm not gonna be next to mall you got it right there park's gotta get in the closet

[Laughter] park's gotta move um yeah so that'll be

really interesting i'm just saying this because our audience is predominantly male so everybody should

give their girls something to do in march yeah someone a nice little uh what's it

called spockation last thing you need is bill simmons and his s curl walking up to your girl

and show her how to use zoom [Music]

imagine bill simmons zoom in with your queen bill simmons coming up to your girl

somehow they say i can't work from downtown but i don't know it's on my ben simmons oh yeah benson i

was talking about bill simmons i know i mean treat him great imagine

ben simmons zooming with your girl i'm talking about bill simmons i did not mean bill

in atl that weekend oh for sure for sure you're gonna be out there absolutely yeah he is what y'all gonna

do when ben simmons walk up on your girl though i mean go see what kendall's doing

hey listen it's only fair okay good are you that guy they're like if a guy howling my girl y'all go [ __ ] yours yeah okay

i didn't even need to explain no no no no no

[Laughter]

this is our main joint right here this ain't even a saturday night what the [ __ ] is going on in here man

uh let me see what else is going on uh what else is going on that is important uh did peter rosenberg

win the royal rumble what hey what the [ __ ] i look i know i wasn't

when i'm telling y'all that 2021 might be more bizarre than 2020. if peter

rosenberg won the royal rumble it's way more than authorities i don't follow wrestling right

and when i saw this clip floating around i was so glad that i don't watch wrestling because in my head i'm like is this what

they've done to wrestling peter rosenberg won the belt yeah like what the [ __ ] is going on so

i'm watching the clip let's move over undertaker pete's here i'm watching the clip peter rosenberg is

interviewing somebody that had the belt and he was like yo turn around john

cena's here and the guy turned around yo we're john cena and i'ma kill you and then peter rosenberg punched him in his

nuts and pinned him and a referee came out the blue and counted to three and then peter

rosenberg had a belt on i mean wow shout out to pete man yeah

that's good peter like he lost some weight oh look they go to neck and chef like

naked breakfast yeah and people without a single too that's dope with a stove garden yeah you're not pete is beating up

wrestlers and putting out uh cocaine music i like beef i like it pete turn this [ __ ]

up let's go pete i'm not mad at that what a decision you have to make as a man when the naked chef like cooks great

then what are you hungry yes or no i uh i've always had it's hard to [ __ ] out a

full stomach that's true i've always had too much of like a heart and concern for women for that whole naked cooking dream like

because i like pork bacon and that grease pops a lot and like i care about

your titties and your stomach sure i got an apron on like i just i don't want you to get hit by the grease like you could

wear clothes it's cool i want some food cuz i'm putting the lube right in the kitchen counter like

here all right you just gonna do that cook with this put lube in the grits you're just gonna

do that to the salmon all right damn look how hard to say you and the salmon got my dick

yo you understand me got my dick so hard right now

isn't this trailer like five years old it's like four of my chicks in there it says

oh oh this is a february 17th no this is old this is from years ago oh yeah this is last year

yo i talked to the idea though i'm not mad at it i talked to somebody recently that i used to be intimate with

oh i love those conversations our experience really affected her more than me

she's sitting there telling me about how i heard her how she's been traumatized for the past

seven years two conversations get up in my head what are you talking about

you know wasn't none of that even happened yeah they have the phone like yo and i

just thought it ever since i learned how to love myself and i learned what's acceptable for me i won't let you anyone treat me like that

and i really i think of hair because i put you on such a pedestal and you let me down so now i said i'm in

my head like yo we had a blast it was a good time what the [ __ ] are you talking about i've

been there it's weird i've had two two different women with those conversations of i went to therapy for five years

because of you and in my head i was like i actually thought we ended way cooler than most of my relationships

yeah like i thought i was in therapy because of you then yeah i thought we was kind of a vibe still together yeah and in fact we linked and

[ __ ] again after that yeah right wait i left you cause you were toxic yeah how did you

flip how did you flip this that part do i not remember and i spoke to your mom and she thought

i had a point that part and they always get there from

like something that had nothing to do with none how's the weather out there uh in your part of town anything like when i had to

weather all that you put me through it's like yo yo yo yo yo don't even yeah i got it i

got a pod yeah yeah yeah i got a pod don't even worry about it man i don't know how we got on that oh neck

of chefs i hate chicks that decide to write poetry

never mind forget it you ever heard a chick problem yes that's what i was getting at maya

angelou has great work if you're never like not talking about that i'm not talking about that we're not talking about poets

don't don't bring up we're talking about a chick that wanted to do poetry oh okay gotcha i don't mean maya angelou

we need maya g yo

why is my friend that's my friend i [ __ ] with it too oh yeah i still don't know

yeah no i'm cool i'm cool in the pawn for my eyes i would start chill that's how we started chill

yeah chill come on i know it's something else important that happened let me see let me see let me see i'm saying bezos yes step down

wait before we get to bezos cause this is some more [ __ ] that i don't understand but i know something's fishy here

oh i thought she was about to give us the poem i

oh you followed me on twitter you thought i was just one of the pick of the litter

that's how i picture the how that poem would go

no don't look down look at me

i don't know man don't go to l.a again jet lag jet lag it's five

[Music] it's five feet three days

it's jet lag don't do that because chicks go to miami fly back to new york and say they got jet lagged that's correct same time zone moments same time

why do i keep playing miami tag with the chicks i want to see like now it's phone tag like why they

keep being out there when i ain't there and like i'm there when they ain't yeah i mean no they was there when he was

there they just said they wasn't uh but i hate this

i hate why when you come down here i'm always out of town why would you come down here the nets are in town no she in miami she just ain't where he

is y'all been to the barclays yeah is anyone allowed to

it's closed oh let's get to uh oh no this is important jeff bezos to step

down as amazon ceo andy jassy

to take over in q3 i spent eight months negotiating with

amazon and didn't hear a word of this don't they you thought they was going to tell you that

would have been nice how much is he worth jeff bezos is is i'm walking away he has more power

than the president of the united states you think they was about to tell joe that i'm about to step down

just don't say how fishy they are i got i think a billion dollars no i gotta go i got something i'm on

your side some shady [ __ ] happened i gotta step down before it hits the light no i don't i'm

gonna get ahead of this i was i was reading something or it was an ultimatum of either step down or we we telling everybody

i don't think it was nothing fishy this is above my pay grade and out of my range but i cannot believe somebody that is

making 130 billion every quarter or something ridiculous decides to just step away and leave it

to andy jesser that's enough for me that's not the point the money ain't the point here

amazon is set to pay millions to its flex drivers as a settlement for uh as a settlement for accusations

of stolen tips following a probe by the u.s federal trade commission the verge reports that amazon reports

that amazon will shell out 67 61.7 million dollars to drivers a

figure that equals the tips that amazon allegedly retained during a two and a half year period

while amazon flex was using its questionable base pay system no that ain't enough to make

me quit neither that no this this i'm [ __ ] this didn't even cross his desk i'm sure no baby just stepped down i think the

the dude andy jassy um his strong i think the dude

no i think that this is something that they knew it was was coming because uh andy jassy and what he does over there i think

bezos just wants him in in quarter three to just take to take the um the helm

um i think there's a way this isn't a permanent thing this is just you know and also back to that tip thing and back

to the cash thing this is why i do try to tip people in cash that deliver food i'm not trusting

overeats it's gonna give you the tip that i put on there they're not so yeah

and by the way the amount of people that drive for amazon that would have gotten tipped 61 million dollars sounds like pennies

upon pennies of what that could possibly be are you about to settle and give me fifteen hundred dollars when i may be

owed way more than that no i expect for more details to be revealed about this

it's cool you say from corporate now i'm going to talk about it see bezos talks about it he's focusing

his energies and attention on other areas at amazon got it yeah show you right now i'm saying and he

needs more time to spend that money

uber is betting 1.1 billion on alcohol deliveries drizzly they're buying drizzly alcohol

delivery services i love drizzly swag and i i think 1.1 billion might be

a understandable yeah right they should've bought that [ __ ] a couple like a year ago i've been drizzling like crazy since

that's all i do drizzly all the time that's a great deal that's a great deal for them

yeah drizzy lady told me i needed my id after i walked outside in the cold my [ __ ] i'm like that's only happened to

me in california really yeah they've made me a couple times here not that very york and jersey

every time i'm in cali they do that to me and i have expired id so i was like i'll trust you someone

else 17 year old knows nothing about this canvas that i'm ordering from you you're a [ __ ] boss

dude ooby's do keep dropping my food at the wrong house and sending me a picture of it

yeah come get your [ __ ] which is really annoying go fetch your food pancakes is getting cold fam which is

really annoying in the snow it's chilly out here you should go get your food while i'm at it january 21st

a wrong number hit me and they said hey and i said hey and they said

is this june and i said not at all wrong number and they said oh sorry about that lmao

and i said oh they said have a good day i said hello no worries and that was the end

they hit me about 10 minutes ago saying what what's your night looking like happy black history month based off that

exchange i could tell your ass ain't white so happy black history month

stay up

based off that exchange i can tell you where you are i can tell you ain't white but how i thought that sounded white

wrong number that was just no worries no worries it's me there's no wonderful

there's no white people named june a nickname maybe nah yeah and you guys weren't built to

just be so close to the equator and survive but no that's a special effect i mean

i don't think that's really a deep dive look where we were the i don't know where in the caucasus where

were you nowhere near were you

no it wasn't at all yo i was watching um i've been spending

a lot of time watching these uh documentaries uh and on showtime boy did they have a lot of really good documentaries on

showtime but um i watched something called disgraced and it was the patrick menehee story a story of

a basketball player at baylor in 2003 that was murdered by his teammate yeah i was a big story and

it eventually got to their coach coach bliss who was brought in and hired to redefine the

uh athletic institution he was a part of it and then some other players were implicated

and that whole [ __ ] went down the drain and it just showed how the court system might have been in cahoots with the

university and how the story came and went and how we still probably really don't know what happened to patrick minimi

and this is one of those docs where they and they are interviewing some of the people involved

and they're still lying those are the best that's the best that

is the best they have coach bliss the coach that they caught lying i i don't

remember this story i put the album out no three and don't remember the story the black assistant coach ended up

wiring himself to record the head coach so they had a

bunch of tapes of the coach coercing the uh student athletes

to go along with certain stories so that baylor didn't get in any trouble sure because the story was patrick minnie he was

there on a scholarship huh i'm so sorry uh i'm so sorry about that the story was patrick dennehy he

was there on the scholarship but when he was murdered they found out that he wasn't there on the scholarship so who the [ __ ] was paying for patrick dennehy

to go to college and that uncovered a whole bunch of [ __ ] really good doc thing came out two years ago but that's

what i've been doing with my time just just when i'm have some time there's nothing to do i just go to showtime and find a doc

and it's working mm-hmm yeah that's great so yeah if you haven't seen that man i'm gonna watch it remember

i remember the story too yeah i didn't see this but the best docs are the ones that have the liars and then the people telling the truth yeah and they just cut

in between both of them right and don't let them get the ipad to watch what the liar said

that's the best so wait this guy gets to the we at the end of the dock coach blitz comes on and he's still sitting there lying and

as he's lying i say to myself in my head forget about it don't worry about it dawg like we've seen enough to know you

lying i love this doc because it had one of those people behind the camera to say wait a second dawg on june 10th

uh such and such said that you said such and such as such so what are you talking about no no answer

that they're refuting what you're like they had one of those guys so this was this was really good man

enjoyable watch if you want to check it out uh the little things i was gonna say and the segway to the little things the

little things sometimes you gotta die on that lie you watched it right roars i did

sometimes you gotta die with a lie i didn't see it yet i'm listening

they both of them was dying with two lies freddie mercury and denzo freddie mercury

every time i see him he's killing [ __ ] he he i thought he killed uh the little things

rami malek well he did body freddie mercury i wasn't saying that as an insult no he killed that what's

his name romney malek that guy gets all the way busy man between him

denzel and and your man your man jared yeah no that's i really like that movie

i saw people killing it on twitter i loved it i enjoyed it i loved it okay so i'm gonna be

one of those people to some extent the beginning the beginning of the now

i'm not going to do any spoilers the beginning of the movie dragged to me dragged terribly

and their acting improved as the movie went until i had to stop in the first 20

minutes and go back to it to give it another chance but by minute 30 40

i felt like they're acting and improved the storyline improved the characters improved like the

beginning just dragged too much for me like you're trying to be too artsy on a very simple story well it's a uh

you're not doing too much here like let's talk about the the whole storyline isn't that complicated are you a film noir fan

do you know that okay it's it's a film noir it's a uh whodunit uh it's it's

a more modern kind of crime confidential and those kind of movies like it's it's one of those and i love that yeah no i love

all crimes i didn't know there was a french name for it yeah there is and contrary to what rory is saying when

the movie starts slow like you're speaking because it did and i'm into it

i'm sold but i was really into the slow start

and then when it picked up i said whoa i did not expect all of this then when the acting clinic that you

speak of started later on yo what the hell is going on here yeah no no it began it just took a while to

get there and also even the end was so simple that it was beautiful

i wasn't mad at the end at all i saw people mad at the end i wasn't cause i tweeted while i was watching the movie i said yo

this the little thing as soon as they heat it up yo they're going crazy in little things and man people hit me like oh you didn't see the india you're still

watching it and then i got to the end and i loved it still and i was like all right i'm not going to be that guy because i know my movie opinions may differ from

yeah but this was if you didn't enjoy the movie the acting had to keep you glued yeah but only

certain movies have that luxury like going through the first 20 minutes i knew jared leto hadn't been on screen

yet but i'd seen the trailer and i love jared leto so you're going to get me to stay here

and remember i'm totally on there and denzel and uh again what's freddie mercury's real name

i'm sorry i'm sorry for that you're very talented i have bad memory and y'all stopped doing that to john david washington

what they did they call him denzel son well he is dead no no he's not yes he is

no he's talented he's talented he's talented but he'll never not beat denzel's son

he's genetically true that's not true he could be his name eventually no no he could be yeah no i'm

with you john david i know if he was a bum and and was just that's denzel

all right that's denzel he would still be denzel's son even if he wasn't that great a great actor technically you're right that's denzel

you know what we're saying no absolutely no no no no absolutely yeah what you're saying he's a good actor he's really good actor

it's too good for us to still do that to him let me ask you a question because we

both love the night of right except i love the end you hated that i liked it

i thought it was a very simple ending but an important ending what's the

difference because there is a difference i'm not saying there isn't but what's the difference between this simple ending

i think we can do this i don't remember the night of all the way but when it ended i remember

feeling like there were a lot of unanswered questions and a lot of different directions that

the ending could go they left it up to our interpretation and it was different from the sopranos i disagree with that

of ending at all i don't think there was anything to interpret it's just not like i think i think it was a perfect example of the court

system and what happens when it ruins people's lives and then at the end they have to kill [ __ ] on a technicality

yeah it's just not a cathartic ending like ending which i like because it's kind of how life is yeah that's what i'm saying

yeah everybody wasn't that was the thing that happened everybody hated it in life there's finality sometimes

and i don't know i'm not i i'm with parks on this no most of the time what is there not finality in life

a lot of it but by the way that was a finality if rooney he was a really good kid he got put into

the court system he became a drug addict and then they said hey because they held him without having real evidence

in rikers without bail and then he got out and his whole [ __ ] life was ruined all it was and at the end of all that

climatic [ __ ] the judge said well i guess we got to throw this out

off of technicality and yeah now he's under the gw smoking [ __ ] dust trash i disagree i liked it i thought

that was an amazing crash that's how the court system be what was that [ __ ] on hbo that i was so big on

last year or where at the end of it they was in a cave and it was a fight and

oh the uh whatever the [ __ ] it was what the [ __ ] oh oh you know the [ __ ]

that i came in here talking about every weekend wait what are you doing what are you

doing yeah one of them about the alien in the chaos this they didn't leave any

uh anything up to us they whatever the end was they did it have you felt about it they

did it and when he did i said ah i like that he did it wait wait hold on i like that they did that no there was some things that were

left like what because i don't want to ruin it what was that it's hard to do this without training all right i don't want to give spoilers a real

question of the last ending scene let's give it a week okay that's fine let's give it a week till the next episode but let's chill

out for a little bit yeah i will say and not to be corny and be the poetic chick but i think the ending dealt with

obsession and regret in a really cool way agreed it

felt real to me sometimes you do what what whatever freddie mercury was it's what i mean

remy was the idea and metaphor of what obsession brings you

and denzel's character is what you do with your regret to help other people through theirs

that's how i took that inning i thought it was a very dope thing in that capacity but let's talk in a week about that last

denzel scene in the apartment yeah yeah i'm down because that's where i was on

they left some things unsaid to me with that part of course um i'll try to talk about

your honor episode eight without any spoiler alerts don't so so what i will say we're not

doing that this year because i don't respect that oh i just only had time to watch the little things this weekend so oh you

didn't see it no i'm going home tonight okay so what i will say without giving anything away is boy they making me turn on the judge

man yeah we kind of saw that well he's they're not biting walter

white at all but he is walter white and that's what they did with us in breaking bad yeah they kept trying to make us turn on

them we turned on them then we loved him again then we understood it turned into walter white a little bit though he turned into walter

white on episode three yeah but i like how they did it it's not cheap and corny yeah you got to watch this episode rory i

don't like his attitude like he doing a lot you're doing a lot

man oh him helping to dispose of a body a couple episodes ago wasn't doing a lot for a judge no okay as a parent

you know what it was when you when you start me because episode one they start with how noble he is of a of a judge

uh and he starts damn near cross-examining people to do the right thing and what i

what i can say is now he's using those same powers for evil and it's bothering me it's bothering me

because the show when these shows start to get too much of a similarity to real life

it's troublesome man i had to stop watching the handmaid handmaid's tale and a bunch of other

shows just because it's like what are y'all doing too scary with where all right

but no your honor and back to what i was saying with the metaphor of regret and obsession i think your honor

is the perfect example of everyone is noble when they haven't been put in any compromising situations yeah everyone's

a good guy when they've never been in a situation where you have the opposite to do so mm-hmm yeah like you're well you're

protected you're all protect yourself and your family you're all great when you're not really living and you've gotta literally make real decisions right and

this is just that on steroids yeah yeah i hate all the people that think they're good people

that have never had to make a compromising situation in their entire life no decision i've never had to do anything so let me

judge anyone the sun is annoying me too oh yeah he was the only episode when he

put his fingers in the dude's mouth what the [ __ ] is this dude's problem well he was trying to clear the

passageway trying to breathe

ambulance he did

couldn't breathe um yeah i don't know okay what is it two

episodes left two episodes apparently if i'm listening to parks in this 10 episodes no no they said

they announced that you know it's not just the sun too how come every now every time the the dead kid's sister

want to meet up with the sun and say oh smell the colonies head on this is the shirt that he used to love

his favorite shirt i'm waiting for dude to be like yo fam i off this [ __ ] [Laughter]

yo all that [ __ ] is cool oh no we have to get into i got rid of him no they're they're both

hereditarily sociopaths they just didn't know it yet like the fact that he's going on in a relationship with shorty is the most

sociopathic [ __ ] i've ever seen in my entire life yeah that [ __ ] is sick shorty asked him was what's some

life-altering [ __ ] that happened uh in your life as a fake college interview and he smirked

and was like oh i just met the girl of my dreams oh no you murdered her little brother no no no no no no no no see this is

where we can't talk no more because you have to watch the episode but that one part i know you're talking

yeah it's i'm watching something it's always that that does it right man man oh she sucked them off in the

car just man i mean your old work oh your old work seeing you running

through high school with something sexy now okay that's not a spoiler what but remember episode one like

i'm not gonna remember your whole life [ __ ] some girl yeah and then we never saw her again no she's back no oh

they brought it back wasn't that the teacher yeah yeah all right all the way in the teeth we

can't spoil it no guess what well that was from episode one next week next watch it next week we'll talk about it [ __ ] lied

on college all right wait uh

yo all right

what's happening here you should get that checked out i'm not even trying to be funny i'm not you should

don't don't be my pops all right if you're gonna do that then i'll go i'm serious if you're gonna do that then

i'll get a check yeah no i'm done fine doc i'm burping a lot worry's scaring me

um we'll work cut all this but yeah don't do it no i don't have to go that's fine don't be my pops all right as men we

need to go to the doctor yeah how's your problems he's he's doing good good good but i'm glad to hear that um

and even if he wasn't i would lie because he'd be mad at me for of course business and he listens to this podcast so he's

doing good oh uh sophie was the person that we forgotten yep yeah rp sophie talented producer and

songwriter that's a lot in the clip to go rest in

peace sophie yeah damn the [ __ ] was i just about to say i thought it was something that was

important but maybe it wasn't oh no it wasn't important

but i'll say it anyway if the nba season were to end right this second

the new york knicks currently hold the number six and the number nine draft spots lottery

spots that doesn't matter who cares the season's not ending now and we don't

know their position right but when do we get to revisit that porzingis trade is what i'm asking

but even when it happened because they i don't think they told us that this trick would be worthless and now dallas can't

buy a bucket they can't win a game yeah and if this continues and the nicks

somehow get two great lottery picks and a pretty good draft yeah and you

didn't get and you didn't pay porzingis 160 million dollars

yeah but then then we will have i know that we the knicks are horrible i know i know and i don't know horrible i'm not

talking about now but i mean in the past oh yeah you have to give them credit for that trade if that happens like that

if it happens if it happens but it's still earlier dallas will start to win games and i also don't think that's true that

won't just lose the whole season thought about as a bad trade if they don't make the playoffs personally i think they'll make the

playoffs i think okay yeah just something to keep an eye on you no no i know what you mean

six and nine four i forgot we had that dallas pig i see

that you're like all right let's see i don't think i have anything else if i do go to patreon and

see it anybody could [ __ ] up the number six pick and the number nine pick

two picks in the top ten it would be the next if there's one team that could [ __ ] that up yeah twice uh stacey abrams nominated

for a nobel peace prize that's a big deal let me hit the round of applause because that is

congratulations [Applause]

say something no i just i know that laugh i know you got one of those texts

no it's not a text right hold up she made you blush

it's cool man so i laughed at something over the weekend when the courtside karen [ __ ] happened

with lebron hmm that was really funny to us but i was watching one of the little

memes and they said when shorty said that she was 25

look wait where is it

[Music]

this is going in the computer

[Music] rory this is from that show wait

he looks like ricky gervais who is that this is when the star trek dude did that show it was a long time

ago and it was true or false and they presented you with a crime and you had to determine

whether it was real or not or what stories was fake so at the end he would always be like

it's false it's false it's a fake

it's a fiction it's an urban legend no way not a check we got you

we

you're wrong not this time it never happened

people are stupid man the internet she said i'm 25.

no way it's false it never happened we made it up euro

screen record that and send it to parks right now to make an audio drop

but why they started calling the courtside karen she was yelling like uh racist racist [ __ ] lebron

i mean i'm sure there was a racist undertone she was yelling [ __ ] at him and saying that he was saying some [ __ ]

and he'd say no [ __ ] she was there with her husband she allegedly is 25

the husband is 60 years old he looked like he had a lot of money and she looked like he spent a lot of money on her apparently the husband is a

hawks fan uh and he's hated lebron for 10 years reminds me of me hating jordan and kobe

as a knick fan lebron has done a lot of evil things to the hawks mm-hmm that one postseason where he got rid of

toronto with the game winner and atlanta with the game when he was just out there bugging and that floater

lebron was bugging at you so as a hawks man i wouldn't understand hating them they

really just let the people back in the stadium back in the gym not not stadium just let the people back in

there uh husband gets cursing at lebron lebron says something back now the wife gets up

and she feels like she got to say something she says that lebron said shut the [ __ ] up [ __ ] and this is why i

love white people because sometimes you just make up a lie that you know can't exist

white lady narrative quartzite karen newsflash maybe you don't know that's one of our more powerful blacks

if there's one person that cannot publicly say shut the [ __ ] up stupid

[ __ ] if if you think there's not a mic or a camera right in pause on this sorry

sorry karen but it is i mean lebron didn't say that he didn't say that i just think it's funny that as soon as

they let people back in the gym this is what happens lebron had to be like yo c clear gym man

clear the gym i'm not sure harassing from courtside is she's whiteley well she put out a

statement whitely she didn't she my jokes are better than you give me credit for it's cool

no rory hive gives you credit that's fine shout out to my people uh she did put out a statement saying yo

my behavior is unacceptable and it was wrong and blah blah blah drink a little ginger she said she said i was a little drunk she said what sports without fans

did you know she did white ladies white ladies love gin it just makes you act like an [ __ ]

she said she was a little tipsy yeah uh well yeah man that's it and

apparently somebody dug up some old tweets hers and she's been a racist apparently uh what

her no way yes rory could you believe it no

shocking no [ __ ] way could you believe it her i can listen i've also all her

friends around her said that she could never imagine this behavior ever happening no way not this time time not this time not

this time it's totally real pure fiction it's fiction it's fiction we made it up we made this

one up it's a made-up tale it's a total fabrication i've never had it's never

whoever

it's an urban legend we got you

we got you we got you buddy we got you what do you want us to do it's over oh

uh of course that karen says about last night courtside karen is also hilarious shout

out to lebron for that that's just funny to say things escalated quickly at yesterday's game is an understatement

and i want to apologize for losing my cool and removing my mask in the heat of the moment my husband is a huge sports fan and

we're passionate people and let's be real sports wouldn't be sports without a little trash talking

what should have been a quick back and forth between two adults cut out a hand in my natural instinct to stand up for

the man i love kicked in did i get defensive when that happened yes did i use offensive language when i could have

taken the higher road yes and for these things i take full responsibility

thank you courtside karen thank no thank you courtside karen's pr team that typed that up

you think she got prt i think her husband is a millionaire and he paid for that quite quite quickly

yeah i agree with that uh let's see what else is happening nothing else is happening

on my list i'm cool uh method man's wife responds to uh wendy

i'm not even gonna give that story any more light because i believed every word that his wife said

uh i've been thought that's been a nasty exchange forever choir rosenberg went wrong battle steps

down still stopping the stock mall does more have a bank account uh

blizzard 2020 it's a sick thing to write in your phone what um why am i the only guy that you

[ __ ] in a week uh table that one i'm not mad at that

let's save that am i flying like that it was just me that beat in a week

all right forget it see if i just write it down all right i'd appreciate you telling me

that rather than i've never i don't usually do this yeah they can't get that off no more no that's impossible to get off they

usually do that they do still try it i i actually would respect if she came in the room and said yo i usually do this

and i know what time it is i know the night i know exactly how to do this this is what i do i'm excited

for this night i know the night i'm in for yeah i don't know how many bleeps on this podcast but [ __ ] it that's park's job um

we are getting out of here let's see let's see let's see let's see how we doing this on the sleeper tip

that is the godfather and euro drew cannon off the wolf of wall street ep or album

or whatever i don't care about what they call it i know drew don't care about credit but true drew could rap like for real

for real for real for real and i know uh a lost drew verse from rage actually

matter of fact i'd like to have drew on here i think that would be a cool conversation yeah like even not on some music [ __ ] he

crushed him a rap [ __ ] for joe that joe got scared and didn't want nothing i know i know i was there i still got that [ __ ]

somewhere yep

joe's one of the best rappers in the world and never turned down a date to dance i like it okay

that's not true that is true who didn't dance put them on the spot that

is true who you ain't dance with anyone any one of the absolute smoke uh he didn't avoid that dance half was

on the dance floor you guys keep naming instances in which i was done with the project

you had that you had that verse for a year y'all did a whole second song after that the wayne song didn't get done

until after you had that verse no that was for uh loose quarter he did he did the other

absolute because ab came to jersey and they did that one all right who else who else i ran from drew absolutely we were just listening

to this list is getting great no you rap well you didn't no you didn't run for truth i remember when that whole thing happened i don't know about

nobody and by the way sir soul and drew

who else shout out to surf and tay roy i ran from dirk yo no just a black light back i had

to run from dirk yo thank god he wasn't out when i was trying to get lit right who else nah absolutely come on give me some more

of your list i didn't have a list because after this list i'm going to tell you who rory ran from chatham

chat chatty chat who who rory ever ran from in real life

chad thanks

[Laughter] jojo pellegrino

who else rory ran from i was a little nervous at south star irving plaza security who else no

i was trying to get them away so i could find duke i know that was webster hall that wasn't

ring plus that security webster halls too no no i was trying to keep i was trying to keep security away from me i think

sob security those are my people come on spotify security

daniel by the way spotify security took us all out of that building

rory was running from daniel oh you're outside you guys we gotta

fight the white boy nah it's great that that's a good joke because we know jokes come from

you know [ __ ] we know isn't actually gonna happen that's funny because we all know rory

never ran from anything in real life never ran from a b no no royal rory will

go right away in real life and lose he never ran from a b when it was flying

by your head yeah that [ __ ] now where they [ __ ] with bees

that's that's the person you gotta be scared of never really i'm right i'm ready to lose this fight from your feelings i am a first ballot

hall of fame suppressor parks what are you talking about that's all i run from

the only thing i don't run from is physical contact

you know the [ __ ] up part is that world boxing gym is open and we

both could go and spar [ __ ] up part about like finally getting comfortable and settling into a

career lane and finally having a higher power get the universe to start working in your favor

start making a couple dollars and then you realize all the [ __ ] you want to [ __ ] don't really know

anything about the career choice that you've chosen no and then when you try to explain it

to them like nah that's that's why i'm dope i talk matter of fact

y'all be talking i talk to my friends stop stop write this down this is a

saturday topic are you gonna like write this down no that's a topic

like tomorrow this patreon announcement gonna come out all the chicks i want to [ __ ] they're not gonna post it and no they're not gonna care they won't

understand they're gonna know what's happening what's that like my mom did

you know sometimes your comparisons and things you bring in as examples just ain't the right ones no

you just gotta i mean we're gonna save this for another episode but you just gotta break it down in a way where they'll understand it

when the girls are like yo play yo all right put it like this we can go to turks every weekend if you want what type of dude you think

what type of dude you think had your mom's head on the swivel like doing a double take in the club back in the day

i met him he tried to give me a basketball i said yo i got one look what [ __ ] tried to give rory as a

kid no basketball yeah go play with this for

16 hours no he tried to get me out the house in retrospect he was trying to beat

go go go in the backyard and shoot this 600 times

no i didn't have a breakthrough i know he made me go to the park yeah i had to walk way

in hindsight you remember your mom's trying to force her boyfriend on you like hey it's joey's birthday [ __ ] didn't care

[ __ ] that little big [ __ ] oh man yo this was a real good pod in

the new spot congratulations to parks thank you thank you congratulations to me for being that [ __ ] once again

[Music] hey keep us in your prayers lord knows we need to be there until the next time i

bid you a dude farewell adios de la vista so long goodbye remember life is a series of moments and

moments pass so let's make this one last as if it's all that we have

[Music] last but not least remember that the baddies are insecure

the stagnant women want you to travel with them and the close-minded women want you to teach them things

grab an ibuprofen and enjoy your headache we'll be back monday and wednesday and

friday some days out this [ __ ] some days in

between if you pay for that 25 here what's that word some days in

between if you pay for that 25 tickets yeah sure enough you might get seven days of content hey

talk to these [ __ ] rory hey when stevie came in the studio at 13

years old doing all this sorry diana ross and the supremes y'all have to move

hey holland dozier holland thanks for writing that move who else they had in the

temptations hey sorry um david roberts

david ruffin see you sorry and then and then once tv grew a little bit then this young kid named michael came in

by everybody

next podcast i will talk about how being being outside when a song came out just

makes a difference in the experience like i hate temptations my girl like today i

really hate it but watching the motown dock [ __ ] man that was like that was like all

of the lights yeah how wait how dare you do that to my girl to my girl

my girlfriend way higher than all of the lights well saturday when we come in i'll tell

you about where i went wrong with that record okay i think it's a common mistake that we make oversaturated there's hits that i was

outside for that i hate that are still top tier just hurt them too much they became too commercialized yeah exactly my girl was one of those two

commercialized cool in the gang there was two cool in the gangs too and they're cool in the game the cool couple different games not

everyone's gang gang you're cool in the game

like i could see how [ __ ] hated that cooling gang like get that commercial [ __ ] out of here that's not cool in the game

whatever

hope you all enjoyed the new part the new energy the new vibes the new digs

there's some of y'all out there saying that we got a little different but that's the goal you want the old [ __ ] check the old pods you heard

i'm going out here to do some of the things i like to do man rastaposta neck and chef and all that

i mean what you're doing a naked chef like you like spicy food oh yeah yeah yeah yeah no

yeah no you like curry no no i love curry love it just put it in there put it on the celery [Laughter]

[ __ ] in there making curry salad that's the best salad i have ever had every celery

let it ride out well if you ever let shorty really cook curry in your house no library talk

everything is covered in curry the celery included whether it was around it or not your towels no you have to close every door

and in fact seal every room if you want your clothes to smell like curry that day

it's cool everyone heard this t-shirt not everyone ate curry for real

[Music] no this is stupid this is it stupid

we out man have a blast