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listen i didn't make this up we can't name the other stuff why no no no you can't do this it's such

a good versus though i'm saying you cannot do it you can't do it more we could say we could say that's funny

though the idea of that is funny i think i think the gay is one i'm saying i'm going with the gays i think the gays win it

well just give me the two games and if the questionables are with the gates i'm gonna say what about like the bisexuals yeah

okay if we do a gay author love song verses versus a

straight authored love song versus look at the gays lineup

it's all i'm saying there's a tough there's a there's some joints think about it the streets are getting

smaller think about it i agree think about i agree i agree think about it i agree i mean i'll i can name the names that have come

out luther's luther is on the gays that's a tough break ocean frank is on

the gaze where does mike [Music]

i'm on the winner's side huh i just i i just i just didn't want to see y'all we started and both sides could play

pranks corey is old enough to know what the newspaper was saying when the kids was coming

let me tell you all with the daily news the boy was they disrespectful when michael's having kids oh my god

i just don't want to name names y'all right but i just just we can't name them they're gays i know whitney kissed the

girl rest in peace i see now i can't see i mean her you're shook now you

should be straight i'm just standing we shouldn't be straight i'm

i'm staying away from names if somebody didn't publicly come out and say they're gay i will not be naming no names here that's all i'm saying

all we're saying is george michael george and michael is happening freddie mercury's in the game often love

songs versus the straight author like i'm with that that's that would be a great the mystery surrounding the whole teddy

p car accident puts him on the gaze see see

marvin gaye [ __ ] richard pryor they get marvin too oh man all right

i'm gonna fight for this man this isn't patreon okay finding a song i'm finding a song

to play oh look at my baby right there i was beating off looking at my hey

[Applause]

somebody just said it was you oh yeah

yo you know you a sick [ __ ] never me snitches like in general

you're a sick [ __ ] opening up the combo yeah yeah you're a sick [ __ ] when you bring over

the side chick and then put your mane on the screen like look at this nice right

[Laughter]

do the opposite nah i like that way better though i like

i like i like having the side and then putting the main on the screen that's what i'm saying that's okay yeah the opposite you out of your

[ __ ] mind lock the knives up babe what you think about her

baby gonna tell you what you think about her babe has already told you what she thought about her because she had a suspension uh oh suspicion

had a conversation they were ready they've already talked and uh and surely held it down yeah by

the time they bring the conversation to you they the women have talked already i don't know why men think that we're just getting we're the first to get the news

like we're always the last to know the women have already congregated damn unless she thorough and then she

texts you wow she's having a conversation with me allegedly all alleged this is what i've

seen in the movies did y'all see malcolm mcmurray i did did you i did you didn't see rory i did not no

joe did you see it oh no yeah give me the premise okay no no this is a topic no i know i'm not talking about it until

i've seen it this was a big to-do out there no more that's not how this works this was a big to-do so why didn't you watch it

we'll see it who is picking the thumbnails on the joe budden network

you hate all of us don't you you think mandy likes that photo

i said the network all right valentine's day special limited edition

episode podcast it's limited no but as i was home thinking of ways to

set ourselves apart from the competition that's one of the things i came up with

special limited edition podcast remember how supreme got all you idiots to buy it

you [ __ ] morons hey we only made 10 of these cop it while it's hot let's individually number eight stream

what a bunch of idiots what would this podcast be if i didn't think somebody was an idiot

special valentine's day limited edition episode i was playing this on the way

over i'm giving it to hey wait we have an episode coming out after this before yeah valentine's never mind you know

what i yo listen i missed you bro [Laughter]

i was just letting them rock but i know we have a show before valentine's day no i guess your phone is ringing my ex

that's not what that says you're brave i hate to store that in the phone you know my ex terry that i love the most

that sets it all my ex terry that i would get back with immediately if i was given the opportunity

my ex terry i still check on through my last five relationships oh she's calling

that's not what that said and i'm trying to read the text to make sure everything's okay you got

it person doesn't call me unless it's an emergency i know i know i know i know i know she don't wait now

that i said that out loud it's time for us no no you might she might need you right now yeah

i'm giving them taste uh listen some of the people that had that have to go out and get valentine's day prepared

oh the preparation it take longer than just a few days man

you gotta plan out take a week maybe two weeks if you get in that little instagramable box of roses that are fake

and smell good with the scent you've seen it under the sponsored posts it's everything you've seen you saved it it's all over

your phone yeah you seen it i thought about serving them up a little bit of that but i was like nah nah you're not just got to separate

yourself no not not that you can't do what they doing nah never never do they do you

listen let's start the show uh you want to pod through the terry emergency huh [Laughter]

mic check mic check one two one two

i'm giving him i'm full of save on excuse me what if someone died it that didn't work when he used it

it was the confidence in which he said it but somebody died was it someone i knew no you said no

cause you ain't you ain't hop out in check up in the chevy yeah you ain't get your name you ain't get your uh

you wanna get your your um then what's homie's name oh tank slide spiderman no

no just play peter parker

well he was on the queensborough bridge and spider-man that was a big he was trying to save lives yeah mike check one two one two

say parker special limited valentine's day edition of the best podcast in the

world starting this out with a little horace brown taste your love because this weekend i

am gonna taste love whoa

drop the meat [ __ ] hey [Applause]

yeah i see you extra stupid today

huh you afraid you're afraid i'm terrified afraid eric since puerto

rican he been tasting the love savon lost a girl to a trainer he is

tasting the love man and why would puerto ricans be scared of tasting love

no i said harrison is puerto rican so he's not scared

he's dominican harrison are you dominican yeah he's only said it everybody says it

every month i gotta get it he comes in here at some point like your fam listen but they're gonna leave these right here

but dominicans need a lot of [ __ ] too right yeah so yeah but they're the same puerto ricans

you eating a lot of [ __ ] this weekend no i don't know

why you just throwing a lot of [ __ ] in your mouth enough for these lives for the 2021. before you got here you

2021 mall oh different but then i was like that's not true you've been a little trash 2021 but

new parks listen my back hurts i'm carrying you buddy look

i'm [ __ ] yours too yeah i got to use a therapeutic everybody's carrying joe huh yeah everyone yeah oh my god look oh my

god that's what you do in your backyard yeah listen you've been on a patreon victory lap crib mall

sicko mode when the beat drops second half of sicko mode is what you been

okay why did i stop talking about this again i have no idea you just said i was talking about who was scared to eat [ __ ] oh

but the narrative stops today today we take this part and think to the

next level with more unfilteredness no you won't more transparency wait hold on eating

[ __ ] is past me getting [ __ ] by a priest yeah like you talking about how you go

higher yeah yeah what are you talking about right after the baby mole eats [ __ ]

now they're pushing the envelope this man got followed by father [ __ ] whatever

his name is father respect on his name and still tell him

he told us he's still texting respect the last maul the fake narrative stopped today

you're auditioning for no one this valentine's day weekend i won't be doing anything you're eating [ __ ]

i'm not well i am good are you sure you erickson

see vaughn see he got a wheelchair trainer [ __ ] ruined his life yeah

uh alex just say yes just say yes get out you

next you gotta get out you gotta get out here you gotta get out you gotta get it you gotta get out he can't you can't look [ __ ] in the

eyes no i'm like honestly uncomfortable yeah where is hatred by the way do we

have a call he called my bluff me saying [ __ ] by a catholic preach and him putting his tongue out like that he was worse he's lifting him up don't

stick your tongue on it yeah and swirl it around holy [ __ ]

he did the helicopter just now what's wrong with this guy over here man this nigga's crazy still got flashbacks

he thought the cl he thought the [ __ ] was right in front of him oh is that what he does when he's in front of him listen man i thought motion

was that i don't know what guys do when they would think with the clitoris on their mouth it's in the middle

everything so i can never find it but i just don't think it's in the middle it's like it's it's a little higher than

the middle it's the top middle it's centered this is what i'm saying i give a long lick up and down so i just make sure

[Laughter]

[Laughter] listen man that would have been a bad father o'neill joke

you can't you can't even play this record for say one year they won't understand the jam

i'm on fire and the taste of your love is oh

i desire yeah he meant that [ __ ] let me give you the

next two i want to get freaky discreetly

behind closed discreetly telling not

available let me rub you down i forgot the words hey

where's horace brown see this type of guy you get it he's on rock nation [Music]

probably jay running around signing yo i like that song you came out with back in the day

join the rock remember how hard it was to get on rockefeller

now you just gotta stay in your nation

like that little jammy jam you put out 30 years ago come sign over here to the rock

stupid not only am i eating [ __ ] this week in 15 minutes and we'll start with something there are things to get to about what

well we're making jokey jokes you know what [Laughter]

oh i don't have my button don't have my button can this thing get out of here

i missed when all r b was about eating [ __ ] though yeah

like when i became of age to know that summer rain was not actually about the rain in the summertime and when he was saying let it

rain let it rain on me freaky

that's what i'm giving them for valentine's day shout out to the couples out there you know how we ride now can't even hear it

yeah hold on let me cut it off this one [ __ ] could get in today's they sexy talk interlude before the song

start back you know this song man hold up man

oh rest a piece kenny green romantic joe is in the building all

podcasts long today shout out to the love birds out there

hey oh come back uh let's come back

hey shout out to everybody out there that had to go to k jewelers this week

hey okay jewelers seen a long line at sales this week shout out to you guys

every kiss begins with kay um i seen a lot of y'all over at the 300

counter at tiffany tiffany's it's that one counter you know whatever's coming up about 350.

hey you bought her birthstone this year oh my god cupid must have come and hit

us all i feel the vibes in here i feel the vibes today you guys

nah keep going i wanted valentine's day medley let him know oh huh come on mall

come on mo what's she doing this come on in harlem by the park what the terry who has the gallery

yeah don't talk don't hide it come on let's see what it is yeah i don't even know man i can't get

her a g-wagon all right we're not doing that can i get her a g-wagon we're not doing that no

not for valentine's day

oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] oh you call me baby

baby you called me while i i didn't even know you was just talking about her crazy

that you punched me hurray you didn't hear anything did you oh my

god oh man erase it from your memory oh my

[Music] what do you get the girl that has [Laughter]

everything

oh that was taping hold up back to my [ __ ] yeah yeah give rory his baby that's

right we're here now my valley yo shout out to our first and last time listeners this week i will not forget

the drops i'm here this week shout out to cash app the app that powers us empowers us

sponsors us enables us tolerates us and gives us money to trickle these

girls 112 sing the chorus

[Laughter] kiss basically rory i love daisy

girl dad oh look at mall wondering if there's a benny the butcher remix to this one for this week

that's definitely not what i'm thinking

about

microphone check one two what is this the jbp boys bike the business with baseley

cash hypergirl on valentine's day man she don't gotta be a girl she don't gotta be a girl just cash out any girl just any girl go cash apple

energy something like that y'all [ __ ] are sick bentley barty bacon bags

huh bentley barking the lines that stick out to you are hilarious bitly bart

bentley party broken bag bacon back yeah

y'all heard what she said that's it man uh shout out to our first and last time listeners shout out to some of you [ __ ] that was riding but gotta get

dropped off everybody can't go things gotta change at some point uh shout out to our corporate sponsors

advertisers and shout out to the relationships that from time and time we need to massage sometimes just to make sure [ __ ] is good

shout out to all the artists out there shout out to the creators out there shout out to the

ladies i like that one and we're here now man shout out to patreon uh who else do i

need to shout out in the front shout out to all the people to make this possible and shout out to the gang and gang is here maul is here rory is

here savon is here alex is here corey is here parks is here erickson is here cameron's is here we put a tv in front

of the watch and dryer it's a new studio three [ __ ] 300 [ __ ] is upstairs new address parks neighbors know we do a

pod in here we in here man 300 we are in here now it's 300 upstairs

we're in here now we're here now i did see that tweet what's going on how's everybody feeling i'm gonna have to come about this hoodie

so i could really get in the pod form um when the hoodie come off that's like leaving the form up there

yeah and if you couldn't silence the haters even more um another week

another new hat trip new week the drift how many hats does he have anyone to answer this question 950

unless

workmanship let me see let me not talk to the the white side of

the room where they might not appreciate style soul and flavor some of y'all

seen it's a white color some of y'all seen the red contrast off the black in the box i think trucker has her white

things listen man listen man then you get one huh you get one white boy look at that

look at that white boys white boys on the turnpike

hat i laugh they kill me when i wear my corduroy [ __ ] every day get my seven hundred dollars worth whatever it

is gonna kill you man go get a couple new uh new lays yeah that's all right though

new headlamps they'll kill you they're gonna kill you uh man bring back the uh fedex [ __ ]

shocked at the door joe that's you yeah dude i didn't know you were a trump supporter

i mean everybody can't go you're right they might not get it joe is that you live here you from here yeah

are you still in church i mean rory you won't jersey's man expensive when

the ups dude pull up jersey man expensive you can still live in jersey get money

how y'all feeling man what's up 30 minutes in how y'all feeling we don't really have time for how y'all feeling right y'all feel great

everything is good yeah how was your weekend weekend was cool uh my weekend was real good man oh

super bowl let's get right to it so i saw that you had a nice spread you had to do a beautiful spray i couldn't fight this

um i had some uh vegan ribs some salt vegan ribs and ribs there okay

yeah but they were they were fine i could eat the vegetables okay i posted that picture because i thought the food spread out was amazing i got a

lot of trouble for my family members who weren't invited to my super bowl function me and rory were just discussing that

yeah no invite but listen now i hired a chef for super bowl let me try to make this quick i'm here to pod i'm here to talk to these [ __ ] today

i had a chef for super bowl uh it's snow it snowed on sunday so my chef was going

around being a hootie patootie she was in la snowstorm came she couldn't make it back i thought there would be no food for super bowl was gonna order pizza

the chef called her chef counterpart i love you flo she called her chef buddy friend he made

90 million meals came dropped him off and boogie didn't want a picture didn't say hi didn't ask for payment yo enjoy the

super bowl excuse me wait like for the grocery store excuse me didn't say well we have to pay for those things okay but

it's not about that it's not it's not the fact that you have to pay for me it's always when you ask for the payment we got to pay for everything

service is rendered you got to pay for it but when you ask i once fired a chef before because she didn't get her 300

that week and hounded me for the next week as if i wouldn't give it to her well you got to pay creators you do but

you're a creator so you know sometimes you got to balance the checkbook you got to dip in you know what i mean

got to take from the rent pay over here got gotta take off you know i go but anyway yeah man had a really amazing time that food was great

i explained to my mom what happened she's not mad at me about the food but more but it was good it was good you would have enjoyed it

okay nice well the game [ __ ] stunks i hope the fool was good i fell asleep in that moment super bowl

sunday that's the first super bowl of history that i've ever fallen asleep during that's not true damn pat my

homework that bad that [ __ ] was sleepy that's not true you wasn't i thought you didn't you didn't watch denver versus seattle in full

you didn't well that's true i walked away that's different than fall asleep i thought i thought tommy was gonna have a lot of trouble with paddy whatever year

that was that carolina showed up you didn't watch that in full i think that was wait carolina patriots that was a good game that ended on a

field goal i wanted yeah wasn't it yeah that was a good confusion with somebody else yeah all right good um just say what it is

pat my homes look like [ __ ] well his offensive line was all injured so i i gave him a little bit of a pain he looked

like [ __ ] that's true his offensive line was not there but he was quite rattled he looked because of it

like [ __ ] every time they went in how about everyone get their own opinions on what they saw no we all saw the same game we must

didn't but it's cool no we we sort of i think the defense scheme are you going to give us the rest of this is the man bowles is the man don't give

us the refs take todd bowles yeah he schemed very well for him i saw savon the next day

had to see the thing is part and when i walked in he gave me that same energy he was like ooh say something now

what's his name what's his name you know his [ __ ] name thomas brady

i know yeah i know yeah thomas brady thomas and you owe me

another thousand dollars now you up too his name yeah is thomas

brady no we know we can call him go for short we knew his name before the game i tried to tell you that but you

wouldn't listen to me you guys that's what makes it fun to root against

the greats yeah no but you you weren't just against the great you thought that you thought

that he didn't have a chance to win i'm a giants fan what does that mean now what does that mean you figured out

no i'm asking you what does it mean what do you mean what does it mean well if they have his number twice but

listen it took two miracles who cares when saban said that to me i immediately told him that i'm phony

[ __ ] and i don't care don't try to hold me to things that i come in here and say on the podcast i'm phony and i come in here and just

say [ __ ] sometimes for content right that's one uh two i also said before

this started that i wouldn't be mad if it went the other way you would totally understand that

it went the other way pretty significantly yeah but no no no my thing is this though it was just it was just with the way you

were speaking about pat mahomes and i don't i've never heard you talk about a player

like that what's his man crush yeah but but still you gotta you gotta put some a little more you could say thanks for

contact but you gotta put more respect on brady's name though you have to and you weren't doing it i learned that against the packers i was

like i'm not betting against tom brady again yeah you're not you didn't do that that's all that's all i'm saying he was like pat mahomes what's his name i'm like all

right you know the difference he looked bad and that's where we have our dude

really bad i did not think that patrick mahomes looked bad i think that he was uh i think that

patrick mahomes still looked exactly like the 500

million dollar he did let me just finish my point and then you could respond like a fifty dollar quarterback

all right i'm not talking about anymore i still think that patrick mahomes displayed probably some of the finest

incompletions i ever saw no we're not wild battling i can't let you get that off joe

i know what joe said can i talk no that's not a

yeah my memory is bad so let me just get this dump out of my brain and y'all can reply to all of it

but my opinion yes he threw some of the finest incompletions

that i had ever seen me he also had turf toe he also they put out the stat that he

ran 500 yards behind the line of scrimmage and somehow in all of that he found a

way to hit receivers in the helmet with the ball yeah i'm sorry i'm not saying uh patty's not

built for it he looks obviously before he has a ring he looked like yeah but this is where let me just walk

back all of my stupid ticks he looked like the only one built for it

on that team nah i would say oh please who else showed up

um name one chief well you know part of not showing up is due to the other team's

dominance i want to get to their greatness okay but i just want to focus on my bad take right now okay who else showed up in your opinion

we don't even have to none of them showed up if you want to tell me about travis kelsey's garbage yards it's hard

it's hard to say who didn't show up i'll tell you who didn't show up was offensive line so it's hard to say who else showed up when

the main thing that makes everything work please young patrick bought them some time running around back yeah [ __ ] still

couldn't get open or catch a ball but i'm not here to talk discuss that some of the things that that took me by

surprise and i lost money i bet big kansas city the whole way i bet kansas city won the coin toss i

bet that it would be heads i bet that patrick mahomes would have over 400 yards i bet that he would have a [ __ ]

touchdown in whatever quarter like i just went heavy chiefs because i thought they would win the game

but be clear once the game started no not once the game started once uh

duke from the chiefs started talking crazy to tom brady i was no longer rooting for the chiefs

tyrone yeah i was known i was no longer rooting for patrick mahomes i was no longer rude i didn't care at

that point because i got offended on my couch sitting at home as somebody who was rooting for the

chiefs and put all the money on the chiefs like maul is saying to me is something to be said for when dudes is who they

who are who they are like tom is tom and that's what i was feeling like in my liberal hey pat's the man

and he getting killed but he's still a man you [ __ ] can't just walk run behind tom and talk tyro matthew's a

beast but you should not talk to tom like that so that pissed me off and it made me look at things really

differently differently first of all y'all are pretty finesse team and i think that if you all do that and

stand up in it then you all could beat anybody but the downside about being a pretty finesse team is

when you get punched in the face now i've seen them respond well to getting punched in the face they got some toughness this didn't look

like anything that i've ever seen before in terms of responding to getting punched in the face i've never i would have never imagined

this even in the second quarter i thought that this game would get a little closer because i believed in andy

reid's adjustments but beforehand if you tell me that andy reid is not going to make one adjustment the whole game then nobody is ever going to

say hey if you tell me that andy reid is going to get outclassed and out coached by bruce

arians bruce harry is a great coach he is but no i didn't put him in andy reid outclass andy reedland and that's

what i saw i don't even think i saw travis kelsey block the whole game

you watching what's happening on the line yeah your quarterback is running for his life yeah when you're gonna help yeah shaq

barry like what man when they go make food can you

imagine though if this was a pocket passer toast like how how crazy the super bowl

would have been yeah if that wasn't patrick mahoney i went away i wanted the bucks to run the score up on it

because this is the part brady aired it out in the last drive for me more this is a huge part that greatness that

i speak about patrick mahomes have and i believe that he has it but this is a huge part in him becoming as great as he should be

this is a huge lesson i didn't like how he handled the post game i saw a lot that i didn't like oh i

turned it off before i got to the post game me neither but i eventually heard it and he said something to the effect of

hey to o-line let some guys through today and there were some receivers that maybe had a hard time getting open today

and we have to do a better job as a team yeah so hopefully next time when we work harder

i didn't like that the bottom line like it was just a more aggressive team and tampa bay was the

more aggressive team they uh his name is thomas

oh i was mad at matthews for talking to tom like that and then i was like yo

i wasn't mad at that you're going to learn no you're going to learn that's that's football

no no here's the thing now you can talk that but now when you have a quarterback like tom brady that's going to target

you yeah the next five six plays in a row yeah but usually he's not a pro bowl safety

he's a great player yeah i like him the very next the very next thing they

showed us after that interaction between them two was tom like this on the sideline

and when they showed that on the screen i went to make a plate of shrimp and grits he said

pull up all of his plays on the surface this game is over when tom is on the side with his head

down and then it's like he must have called the cbs production team

then they started getting these picture perfect shots of his killer eyes every face from that

point on was my whoever was watching in my living room died you knew what was coming you've seen

this look before he didn't stand a chance once they started showing that stuff

and once that happened i also i started to realize how many people on tampa bay i actually

wanted to get a ring forget tom i wanted leonard fournette to get a ring i like him a lot

they wrote him off they waved him even he mentioned it afterwards i ain't forget yeah i like that

i wanted i wanted uh jpp get another one giants it's giants here uh todd bowles

yeah wanted him to get that old coaching staff byron left witch i was i was i was

me personally i was just happy that antonio brown got a ring antonio brown that was that to me that that that shows

the type of person that brady is to make it his business to to get antonio

brown on his team and then not only that got him action in the super bowl he has a touchdown in the super bowl

yeah you know what i mean like that that [ __ ] that says a lot about somebody's character because he tom brady he's very

calculated he knows what all that meant he knows what it means to antonio brown everything he's been through

not only to win the super bowl but i actually have a touchdown in the super bowl see but i've been watching this

um to expand on maul's point since tom brady and bill belichick was allegedly

fighting and one of the things they were fighting about was antonio brown and when antonio brown was making all of

those apology videos i'm sure especially in hindsight now

that you were trying to get back into good graces so you could get in there because you knew that tom brady the greatest quarterback

of all time was fighting for you on the inside and i'm sure that was one of the fights that they had and then when he goes to the new team it

was a fight there too bruce aaron said [ __ ] no we don't need

him i don't want him he's a distraction they needed him to win that game yeah they needed him to win the season

the season they needed yeah man uh i just want to congratulate i want to congratulate the boss

is a perfect example of i was happy for him of finessing i heard

don't do that but my brain didn't retain him had smoke over somebody remember and i hugged him and his back was strong and

i realized i should squash it this is yeah this is this is not the guard you guys know i didn't mean that [ __ ] yeah yeah

content of course that was just saturday i had to say that on the phone um i

spoke to omar epps like a couple days ago right here on the phone giving y'all y'all y'all [ __ ] like yo man what y'all do is

a pod man change the game love y'all i was like yo man

i said yo that's crazy man rory step on this amazing story step on this amazing story right now

with this joke so he's giving us our props he's like yo man you [ __ ] changing the game revolutionary big fan of y'all so what you say when

somebody say that you guessed it yo man we all huge fans of you too yeah and he said yeah i don't know

he said you know oh my ex doesn't think we're fans of him he said yeah i don't know about that joe

put the phone back yo what you

oh that's because joe was [ __ ] on his movie on netflix oh oh oh come on oh come on i forgot about

that yeah i went too crazy though yeah you did come on oh you can't hold this for that

one i'm wearing it why are you doing that you didn't even go crazy because it was omar but nothing that's not even why you wouldn't no no

no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no that's not crazy not why you went crazy but he reminded me of the phone he's

like yeah you called me first oh my let me be another fat face [ __ ] you

you said how am i still getting movies yeah yeah you said i never saw acting

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basketball sucks i never nobody because i never said that no one's that was just hilarious it was hilarious

but he understood he didn't take he didn't take offense too he's like i know his content whatever he's killing it and uh this is us

let joe tell it i haven't seen this as us since season two yeah the last season was

really good we asked to me shout out to omar up still that's it

you shout [ __ ] out just shout yourself out shout yourself out right what did you think about that which i think about the

super bowl uh performance halftime performance the weekend yeah that's that's when i fell asleep i'm not

gonna lie all right you guys you guys are gonna hate me i'm blinded by the lights you guys are

gonna hate me and i'm not being safe i liked it i thought it was good i'm with you on that

i thought it was a good performance was good i think people i think everything but when they focus because the weekend

will even tell you you're not the dancing performer type erickson it's not the patreon episode the whole all right put the safe

opinions out the whole performance and production was [ __ ] fired about that production it

was amazing the stage team the stage

design come on man this part too is fire blinded by the lights and it's nothing but lights behind them come on man

it was hard to see come on yeah sometimes i feel like people just

want to hate [ __ ] to hate it duh i just want a point but no like something like i just was at no point at

parks or myself said we hated this no i'm not talking about your pokemon twitter twitter said no the social media

was that's the only thing there's horrible this was trash and i was like okay did y'all expect the weekend to sound

like luther vandross like i don't understand who y'all thought he was going to sound like dude the mask dancers are blinded by the light

bumping in even this was dope because it fit right into it was hard i wouldn't i was getting my dick sucked

when weekend was performing all right the [ __ ] do you think i just glued to my living room couch

ooh blinding lights depending on how good she was come on right quick no i respect that i'm just

saying um i'm kidding i am the performer why are you standing right here

the performance was great i liked it the set was dope the um oh head or the weekend

yeah such a tough decision put it on your phone no i i thought it was i didn't see it so

i can't say i did see the internet uh killing him but i'll be honest with you i'm not quite sure why they did

this was put together really really well the internet kills everything that's true this was a [ __ ] amazing performance

to me internet um and i love that he brought in house of balloon [ __ ] like it is kind of wild

that in 2011 some person that would not show their [ __ ] face that only wanted to sing about cocaine and is still singing

about cocaine is the halftime [ __ ] especially during the pepsi halftime show and it's all

about coke i love that it's pretty cool yeah this was though i didn't see it and they still they still playing it was the best part about

he keeps saying blind by the lights but that was the best part of the show no this was dope this [ __ ] was hard i think he did a great job

he did a great job i don't know where i don't know what the internet wants anymore man did you guys did you guys have a take on

uh the uh star spangled banner or jeff i mean

jasmine no it was i don't know why it's just funny to me do you have a tank great song the star

spangled banner why is that being performed no jasmine she she she killed it

jasmine eric church did a good job you did a good job too uh weird man he still did a real good job

yeah it's a weird pairing for sure her did a great job we know nfl fans are

for the most part not fans of uh of black people so yeah they had to mix

that in eric church was getting this [ __ ] off until jasmine started ad living

yeah generic church said uh mellon in queens let me just fall back

with my guitar yeah hit him hit him with my fist move he should have done that earlier i'll be

honest he thought the purple jacket was gonna get jasmine's runs out of here sorry eric chelsea it's a nice jacket

that was a good jacket real real good jacket i thought eric church was soft out but jasmine is jasmine coming up the next gretchen

coming off a cult classic project just good time jasmine sounded amazing it's great when both mics are eq

the exact same but one just just a little better and louder more power yeah yeah

her did a great job too jasmine looked amazing too her outside sounding amazing yeah and when i saw

jasmine perform perform and i saw her perform it dawned on me

that i wanted i need more r b posse cuts i don't understand why

all of these would r b thriving the way it is i hate to be the thriving guy oh but with so many songs just says oh i

hate to be the song but you know what i'm saying i know exactly what you think heard like like

back in the day like with the way in excel soundtrack like you got the best singers and they all got in the song to talk about how one [ __ ] hurt him and if

jasmine and her and and uh janae and ella may and if they start doing that

today oh it's over for [ __ ] with a mega party to come in that is kind of why i like the movie and you said wait in

excel i think is a great example i think that's why the re-emergence of movie soundtracks coming back is an

important thing because a lot of them won't they're too big for their careers to be like i can't do the posse cut as my single

it just may not work

her came out i had that vest all she did was put sleeves on it now she's styling killing 20 21. that

that would make it a jacket super bowl look was so big you seen her had to bring titties out titties was tidian

huh she sounded great y'all made her bring the titties out like think about it i know herben just chilling just trying

to play the guitar and we've harmonized her way into our hearts and we've literally never seen anything

for but the jawline up i've never seen i've seen her hands

maybe once yeah i love her she's amazing she's awesome

she's amazing you know she's great what else do we need to talk about with the super bowl uh uh performances halftime winners

losers was it the best run by a quarterback ever yes i mean that's that's up there

what a threat that was i don't care about the first round i'm talking about breeze rogers

emma holmes that's impressive you solidified your generation of quarterbacking

man my home's got his ass beat man that's a fact he got his ass beat scored only scored

field goals first time his career and i didn't like all the things i loved about pat i

didn't like after after he lost like that it's you gotta it comes a time where you have to tone the arrogance down

like he said yeah man it's the worst anybody's beating me in a

long time got it got it fam like if you think

that's tasteful right now beating me like i don't want to hear me i don't want to hear me your team

got beat and i think i under i under i underplayed how important it would or

how disruptive it would be that accident that andy reid's son got in like because when i had to figure out

why he's not making any adjustments it led me to the accident and i think i

downplayed just the effect that might have on the locker room versus the locker room the opposing

locker room where dude's been waiting for pretty boy to pull up

all the dope quarterbacks been waiting for pretty boy to pull up yeah so only fitting that tom is the one

that that that does this you think we get a rematch next year no

i don't i don't think that um i don't think it's far-fetched at all no i don't i don't i don't see i don't see kansas city getting back there folks

i would have to see what i would have to say the bucks got in the books i don't see it i only maybe don't

think that magic that we saw the chiefs i think a lot of them because the rams are looking at that footage i also could see a lot of players from

but they have they have a pro bowl team damn near and granted a lot of the players are older but a lot of them can go and get checks and that's

not older some of them uh some of them are free agents that's what i'm saying well some of them are older

so you might get them a little bit cheaper or whatever but i think that there's definitely a lot of free agents and it's going to hard to keep all them

do you know i would assume you have to pay maybe they don't feel like that because of ronald jones yeah

shaq barrett you have to pay [ __ ] uh is that devin white is he up no devin white should be

david is uh chris godwin is uh no they might have to franchise their devon white now when he come in

no he's got another year one more year before you sure yeah okay they got decisions to make over

their bottom line if i'm brady i'm done no you had a two-year do yeah but i'm still i'm done

[ __ ] that last year yeah but i'm for what yeah because i get to the super bowl with the e's yeah

yeah but that but you know i feel i'm all saying but but when you're 43 [ __ ] yeah i get there with the ease

yeah but but listen this is football and it's only one play where your entire life after football

can change and when you're 43 years old and you're a quarterback you have seven super bowl rings

to get to seven super bowls you have a different type you don't even competitively about that when the ball leaves your hand as fast as it leaves tom brady

and that's one of the difference i was spotting in the game too like okay i see why patrick mahomes is running for his life it's taking them a little while

they can't get open down there tom brady you only got but maybe three milliseconds

to try to get the ball is out fast release the ball is out yeah and that don't matter if i'm 43 44

that's a brain thing yeah but that's the brain this is this is football this is probably the most dangerous we haven't

seen tom brady injured since matt has who had to come i know that and we haven't seen tom brady at 43 years old

either this organization is going to want to protect that man okay i i enjoy they have a really good offer i

enjoyed really good really good i enjoyed the petty [ __ ] after the game from donald trump

like i knew he would i knew he was waiting well because uh uh his office

offered that humanitarian award or whatever that award was to bill belichick and then bill bill checked the client

wanted nothing to do with that so of course when tom brady won donald trump tweeted it was always tom donald trump was

always the player he didn't tweet that he can't he doesn't have a twitter

he put it out somewhere oh that wasn't twitter let me put it out somewhere maybe alex will find it for us yeah well

no man i just like the petty [ __ ] man overall really good sunday i had a real good real good time enough about the game congrats to congrats to uh

the bucks and the goat tom brady i was wrong for you people that think that i can't admit when i was wrong i was wrong and

it was fun being wrong it was a lot of fun being wrong no i disagree i actually would like to see a real game but that's just

something that wasn't that invested it was a real game you just wasn't expecting the pattern that was a real good shot they did what

they had to do out there it was a real game he was running for his life that's a really like that's a real super bowl yeah yeah

to myself i'd love for this game to be close but i understand why tom wouldn't of course yeah i understand why the

bucks oh defensive front i think tom brady goes in let me try to keep this close no i

think he goes in there for blood he's going in there to win and i like the fact that his teammates were saying how he tom brady texts him

every night at 11 p.m he said we will win every single night leading up to the

game like that just does little things like that does something to you as a player get you ready yeah yeah tom

brady is texting you that yeah what you what you thinking at the crib we gonna win brady filling every night he talks are

you sending me this at 11 o'clock soon no i know why he said it at that time

that around 11 p.m is the time that you could usually make a great decision or a bad one

especially as an athlete gotcha 11 pm tom brady texting me let me shut up i'm going to sleep yeah

i'm chilling animal but that the defensive plan from the

books let me know how much respect they had for patrick mahoney and it would have to have really worked for your opponent you should always have any words for your opponent

absolutely i like padma holmes i just didn't like you start hearing people just talk about

these you know hot hot right now players and just try to like totally wipe away with

somebody else that's still playing has on their mantle and it's like bro he has six super bowl rings yeah

he's been there nine times it's this tenth time he's been there it's like bro this is the guy clearly i

pat my homies he's been there ten times yeah well now yeah ten i'm just saying before the game right now my name pat my homes is a great player

he's a great equivalent of 15 nba champions that's what i'm saying that's not easy to do bro

seven super bowl rings is that's that's insane listen and i don't think that that's equivalent

to that you all keep saying that here but i totally disagree absolutely you know hard let's get to the super bowl that's not that's that's

because i've never played but you can imagine you can judge by the greats no it's too hard but i don't

think that one super bowl is equivalent to mad nba titles i don't think i do i'm

not arguing with y'all to not think that but playing 20 games and winning a chip

it's like i saw somebody put up the stat tom brady versus serena williams and they were saying that serena williams is the gold and if y'all think tom is the

goat then you all should really acknowledge women more and i'm like uh that's not the same i don't know that's not i don't get into that only ten people play 97

majors a year i don't get into that because that's literally me versus you it's also it's so many

pieces then players that have to everything has to go wrong i don't get into it because the amount of majors that can be played in the same

amount of time serena is playing match she can look serena williams if somebody calls serena williams the greatest

athlete of all time i have no argument with that kid this woman won the australian oakland pregnant like

no i haven't no reason to raise awareness another 20 games yeah but the reason why season will still be the reason why super bowl is

more difficult at least from a scheduling standpoint is that the greatest teams play the greatest teams the next year

in the nfl whereas the nba you play every team so if you are the the world champion you

are not going to play the shittiest team in the league unless they happen to be in your division but they played i disagree with all that

they just played disagree with the whole schedule in the nfl is rigged so that it's relatively even as far as who you play

the worst players in each division play each other you don't play the shitty teams don't play the good teams that often you don't you play who

makes the playoffs well okay i'm talking to play all stars the playoffs are also one game it's not a series it's one game you know

easy it can be for a the less team to beat the greater team off one game

series don't work that way my thing is just the the and the physical toll of football as well that's what i'm doing that's what

i'm also speaking of that's why it's important physicality of football

you one play your best player can break his leg and that's it you know what i'm saying it's like that

just so many things have to go right to win a super bowl so many things have to be

what they need to be like one player goes down like we said padma holmes he lost two players on his

offensive line that did affect the game that did affect the team absolutely you're players play the least in the nfl

running backs and receivers for the most part don't have a very long lifespan because they're [ __ ] getting

destroyed every week right it's just a difference but again if somebody wants to call serena i think she's one of the greatest athletes of

all time as well sure so somebody feels like that cool but i don't compare tennis and football and i don't i just

don't do that i can't compare one-on-one sport versus a team sport but listen we're in a basement on a couch

so we should shut the [ __ ] up agree and not be those guys because we've never yeah listen

professionally i'm all for this congratulations uh congratulations to the bucks congrats to tom brady

um all right where are we at nas and hove for dropping friday so this is the soundtrack for the judas

and the black messiah movie exactly produced by hit boy dash gerard ryan coogler and archie davis

and um there's a track that drops the 12th right the movie yeah on hbo max and then select theaters okay

i'm looking forward to that me too so the trailer came out what was it last summer we saw the trailer we talked about here on the show uh-huh

yeah so we've been we've been looking forward to this i wonder if it drops thursday at midnight or friday friday i hope the movie is right

yeah i'd like to watch it not that it matters but screaming keep up the uh the track list again thursday midnight is friday yeah well

yes i was thinking and move but movies now because we're recording on thursday this week so that's where movies do come

out because we we've we've went to the theaters uh some midnight to see some x-men movies and

so movies were released like that as well so um all right well the tracklist you know i

hate we always say we hate to be the trackless guys but this tracklist looks kind of [ __ ] crazy interesting interesting

interesting names for sure her nas black thought nipsy hustle and jay-z together hit boy masego j.i.d rap city smino

saba bj the chicago kid low dirk white dave g herbo nardo wick poo scheisty polo g dom

kennedy g herbal bump j sir save featuring kiana lede asap rocky

and then rock him on the bonus track executive produced by hit boy dash

she-rod i'm sorry my eyes are bad uh ryan coogler and archie davis shout out to archie

yeah this this looks pretty promising and i i do want to know if uh

if hit boy had mentioned to nas never mind i get it what say the joke

for us in mass appeal to here this one don't count cause they're on

the same album they're dropping the same day on the same album this just don't work i just want to know

what black dave thinks it is like i see white dave there but

did they talk to all the rest of the daves well they spoke to black people white dave being on this album is pretty

[ __ ] funny that is funny actually i'm gonna check

this out uh i like it when it comes out did you guys see uh what's this movie that everybody was

random raving about malcolm and marie yes i watched it malcolm and marie you

watched it did you see it yeah you saw it because you're happily in love i didn't i did not see it um i saw the trailer i was intrigued

it looked like it was trying to be artsy in the trailer it was artsy for sure a lot of jazz but was it a lot of jazz was it artsy or trying to be artsy you

know what i say when i say that it was artsy it was hard too for sure it was very well written it was soundtrack i never mind artsy i hate trying to be art

no no the cinematography or whatever was looked great yeah you think you're looking at the black and white and automatically just

gives you the calvin klein commercial type of feel i get it but um it was good i enjoyed it um

it was intense the acting was was really good yeah um it was we had fun with it i did

like i just couldn't i don't want to spoil it for you guys but it was just certain things that i was just like

i'm still on this like she did this like wait what i'm not even we can't even talk about it let's talk about this

right here but it was so much [ __ ] it was so much dialogue you could actually you know you felt what they were talking

about what they were discussing what they were arguing about before you finished your take karen civil hit me this morning

uh regarding you and i didn't know what to think at first i

thought you had gotten us in trouble again with some of your takes hit me like seven in the morning said yo

john david washington has a message for maul with some of that stuff he was tweeting i said oh my god what did he tweet karen

i don't know what happened i was holding him down she sent me the shots she said yeah john david washington

thinks maul is hilarious he loves everything that he tweeted about the mac and cheese

oh oh yeah about to say if he tweeted like he was mad at me but i was holding him down i didn't

i didn't see what you tweeted but when i saw him yeah okay so she they came in not to spoil it but she can't they came

in they came in he has he has his movie premiere they have obviously the whole party shindig type

of thing and you know as a a good girlfriend would do probably talk about i'm hungry on the

way there all right babe i'll make you some mac and cheese whatever probably his favorite dish late night dish right mac and

cheese from scratch late night let me let me let me let me talk so

she picks up the pot so i'm like oh she's about to go in there you know she's about to put something together

get the rice going chicken probably in the oven and she made this man after his movie

premiere instant stove top craft mac and cheese

yeah what feel away that's not where it gets crazy though he started kissing on her and telling

how much he loved her and he couldn't wait to get home and kiss her pretty little ass and he started kissing her love her life

portal and her life portal he started eating her out in the kitchen

but did they call it a life portal no i call it a life form i got my cords broke this weekend which we'll get into later but oh okay i only

live on life portals if somebody was touching your life yeah you know she went crazy oh man

and uh he looked up at her while he was doing that and noticed that you know you could just tell when a woman is not into it

and the only thing she asked him was salted or unsalted butter for his mac and cheese and i'm like she

about to make this [ __ ] so that let me know that the movie was trash first of all and by the way kraft mac and cheese doesn't matter if

it's unsalted and it really doesn't matter if i'm on my knees in the kitchen

kissing your life portal like [ __ ] that mac and cheese i don't give a [ __ ] about this butter but she obviously had other things on

mine she wasn't turned on she was upset about some and then they just go into a whole bunch of different dialogue about their

relationship see that's weird but little things like that the kraft mac and cheese i just had a movie premiere

you could have did you could have made it they were both terrible uh partners you think so yeah i think they

were perfect for each other well maybe like if you if you sit there and listen to it all and just listen to both sides

and it's like y'all got to be together can i ask you all a question true i hate that take back why am i watching this by myself

uh i don't know i mean you could watch it you could you could definitely watch it by yourself only because

the dialogue is interesting it's just the dialogue that you'll sit there and be like because it feels like you're

literally just i wrote it right or you lived it or you lived it or any man or you've lived in any man

oh you've been in that situation where you had a conversation with your take of saying that they're both toxic so they're perfect for each other

no it wasn't no that that leads to it wasn't that they were so much toxic it wasn't that toxic they were toxic but

it wasn't that it was it wasn't that for me what it really was was everything they were saying about each

other it didn't matter because on the biggest night of your life you're here with her uh so it doesn't

matter it doesn't matter all that [ __ ] that happens it don't matter it doesn't matter look where y'all are at right now

y'all are arguing about this for a reason because you feel some type of way about something i didn't do

and i'm looking at it from just a simple a man's perspective of that's not even what i was thinking

about my mind wasn't even there but to her a woman she's thinking deeper she's thinking more emotionally i didn't

notice i didn't know that this movie was coming out right it wasn't in my in the trending section of my netflix it

wasn't either and i saw a whole bunch of people on the timeline suddenly talking about it and

as they discussed uh they gave away the premise and it was like yeah this is basically 90 minutes

of a couple just arguing about [ __ ] and i was like well why the [ __ ] am i

watching that and i said you know what i love this one yeah that's what i'm saying like i don't know you're loving hip-hop so then i put i'm

not you i can pull up sometimes i'm not currently filming that's a lie but you

are older episodes

that's true with this same type of dialogue so i cut this on but this is much better

debatable it's debatable no i don't know if mona agrees

so i cut the movie on and john david is dancing around vibing and i already know a fight's

coming so i'm triggered already like black man having a blast dancing with a tuxedo on

here comes shorty out the bathroom and that's where i cut it off it was already late at night and i said

the last thing i'm gonna do is watch a black king argue with a girl that weighs 70 pounds

for 90 minutes and that's where you get you all off arguing that's what you get in trouble

with you that's where you get in trouble at right there 70 pounds that's where you get in trouble at

that's where people start to like yo he's a [ __ ] you want to argue instead of eating so you can argue you can argue with us

she should have had the mac and cheese see and by the way i think crafts has

the least calories make you some real men that shouldn't even be in the house that is terrible

now you keep some crap for an emergency situation it's never that much i'll eat cold cereal before i eat crackers skinny

girls i argue with women yes i do but in the midst in the middle of the argument do you ever you've argued with

the skinny girl before don't do that who i don't say the name tell me

tell me in my ear that doesn't mean that it's not less true someone loving

hip-hop oh that's produced this is produced you dated her that's not his real girlfriend

you know he was never arguing with a skinny girl in the middle of the argument you notice how skinny she is

wait a minute no i noticed how skinny she was before the argument

you know i only say this stuff and by the way is a very beautiful woman i didn't see

the movie i'm not even talking about her you are talking about her well i mean you're actually directing i don't even

know who her or aaron donald is you keep talking about aaron who's erin

down defensive players no no no it's deeper than that for joe joe don't just

just run off a [ __ ] name oh boy i was straight here we go

oh he's a stud i already know he out there running

around whole favor all right hey where i'm at you right

here i see you fam yo whenever you touch down in the city

i know whenever you touch down in the city i know what this year is yeah i've seen that i know what this [ __ ] doing i know how you get it

married i know i know i know i i knew there's a reason anyway you keep bringing up this

name but okay no but that was from our earlier set patreon something that you weren't here for

okay i was saying and i'll just say it real quick cause people pay to hear that stuff i was saying how there's some safety and

not knowing some of the dudes that the girls you talk to or talking to because you might make a mistake

and throw some ego out wait wait see there's some safety and not knowing that knowing none of the dudes that your girl

or who you talk to might text on the side or have relationships with on the side so you ask them one day you might but i'm even talking

about before that happen like she don't have to be [ __ ] him okay but he has direct access

and you know she would [ __ ] he got a line and they kick it yeah you know sometimes as a man you get

your ego you got and you throw some [ __ ] out there like i mean [ __ ] that [ __ ] who you who you [ __ ]

ain't [ __ ] with me and what if the [ __ ] aaron donald like so that's what i was like that goes out the

window yeah you can't you can't yeah can't play whatever he can beat you yeah and her yeah and her

he could be both y'all he could [ __ ] both of y'all if you want to probably beat all four of us at the same

time you got all four of what's [ __ ] up no word

one day all right four [ __ ] jump on you that's different i see him pushing around for three 300 pound men with ease

yeah what'd you think right there oh he's a stud

imagine what do you do to your girlfriend oh yeah it's over it's over for her oh

my god imagine what do you do in a lay down session with your girl josh hey what you think he's doing in a

lay down session with your queen yeah huh mashed potatoes

mashed potatoes for sure mashed potatoes yeah oh my god he's throwing the [ __ ]

around like carry on luggage he's beating that box to smithereens yeah oh spy by alex no he's serious

about his job he takes his job very seriously see you so when [ __ ] take their job serious you can't [ __ ] with them look

come on look at this guy shout out to aaron donald man no some about to bear hug your queen

yeah blame her to the earth yeah but when you really get to thinking about it you understand why you're queen of [ __ ]

him instead of you

he got a pretty nice contract too enough for nothing listen if that helps if look at this mom he's training with

me look [ __ ] can't even stab him look

watch this he's about to try and stab him wait hold the guy

the sickest part is the guy with the knives has the padding and not him that tells you what's going on with

aaron donald yeah no that too if i had a wingman on this pod like anybody else

to try to step this thing up and take it to the next level i would call mine and ask her if she know this [ __ ]

plenty of times i'm not calling to ask about him it worked yeah she might tell you matter of fact i

don't even like that we saying his name this much on here she might yeah you busted me that's that's mine that's mine do something about it

step to him you want to talk to him call him here goes number 202. come on this only

came up this one let me tell you why this came up because you weren't here for some of this and then we can leave it

this only came up mom because i was like you got to be careful when you're fishing trying to get some details

on one of the other dudes your queen is talking to because once you start to say it it'll pique

your interest like you're like yo yeah man you dating out there like you messed a [ __ ] where you live and she's like oh he's by coastal

he's like oh all right but he got to live somewhere like what's his main residence and she's some say something crazy like oh saint louis

then your brain get to thinking you like he buy coastal but st louis i don't think there's a coast

is he on the coast he's on the coast of st louis yeah i mean got a little crib by st louis beach

yeah something like that nice little nice little pad nice layout now now you start picturing now you

start picturing your queen catching a flight to st louis mm-hmm beautiful city and yeah i know picture rim out there right

now tell me how beautiful it is uh a lot of budweiser yeah i know we went out there and was [ __ ]

dumbstruck of things to do we couldn't couldn't find a thing

we had some real good food sweeties clothes so now we know aaron sweeties aaron now the best chicken in the world

i had in st louis aaron is gonna kill all of us when it ends up that he actually has a wife

that's the [ __ ] i'm just saying call him whenever we're in st louis i don't want to call him i do he's in l.a in l.a

oh my god oh he's oh jesus he's ramming oh man he's all over santa monica he is

a ram he's all over sunset you think he [ __ ] better than us

he's in better shape he got more stamina than i do you

i realize i'm the guy that uh chicks [ __ ] between athletes and that's fine

so they can sleep they snap their [ __ ] back a little easier they could calm down i'm totally down no no you have an issue

listen i'll missionary you all day get you get you back to your regular shape so what i'm saying a nice gentle

evening give me a call so nice gently if you're not with the fisticuffs tonight

you want to make out face-to-face if you don't feel like getting picked up and rammed against the wall i'm your guy i'll be hating oh yeah go

public with him look where you going

do you think these women have created with you this park this park this park

got my cords broken this weekend huh what is that one sunday right before this i'm scared that's a

cord calling him right now i know what it is i'm in tap with my energy i'm doing a podcast leave me alone this is how i

feed my family i'll call you back whoever this is

what's the quote i'm so dramatic so since we had a silly name that's how you have a baby

you know roy wanted a baby how do you get your cord broken though like men getting their cords

joe i can assure i didn't want the baby what does that mean so more

relationships whether there be friendships romantic relationships or family

people create chords within each other that have to do with energy what the [ __ ] are you talking about

we all create chords with with no no like if you have a family member they can

create a specific chord with you that has to do say forgiveness and they want forgiveness from you and

they're sucking things out of your body not knowing that as long as your energy goes

so i sat in my car in a target parking lot

and i had an energy session with an energy healer in a car mm-hmm or you're in trouble on

a facetime you know wondering why his energy is off yo

anyway it's a reliable car hey energy here i'm feeling down in my monster tell me

more i'm interested now tell me more so this is awesome by the way no i know and i want you guys to continue to joke

but it was a really it was one of the craziest experiences in my entire life where did you get her number uh from the

clouds from my friend venus and any venus should give him

is gonna give you the energy [ __ ] okay i think we all have a go ahead so venus has

this experience and felt crazy afterwards explains it to me and i'm like i'm interested in that

so i schedule something and it takes a while because this woman is hard to get a appointment with more or less

she's i'm thinking she's like the eyebrow lady yes wow

yeah she was thinning my energy so i'm thinking she has to like i have to meet her in person because energy you'd imagine like they'd

have to touch you or whatever to do that [ __ ] sure and she's like nah i do [ __ ] on facetime i was like all right

i'll paypal you so i didn't want to do it on my crib because i wasn't sure if the energy was

great there your cash happener cash happer this happened in the world

yes come on it's connected intertwined the energy with paypal

yeah so i just drive like 30 minutes before i'm like all

right let me just go find the back of target that's that's dark yeah mountain and just start playing just lay back throw my little air pods in

she's like we don't have to look at each other nothing so we do a breathing exercise i'm just telling one of my nights behind

dark targets don't look at each other really hard so i start to feel away my

eyes start flickering a bit that's what i do

no this this was honestly a crazy experience i'm just trying to make it lighthearted because this is a funny podcast oh sure

um and she starts going through the six chords i have my body some that i created some that other people created

and i can go through some of them do we have different amounts of chords each person yes okay i had six at the

time i have 77 evil spirits that carry with me every single day i have seven layers of [ __ ] on top

of me which my immune system was at 37 with sevens everywhere check this out uh energy reader i got a running target

i'm gonna call you back soon as i get out i promise um you didn't feel comfortable doing

this in the privacy of your own home i just wanted to do it away from any energy that may not

be a place to have good energy essentially yeah it's just period it makes a lot of noise but how's that relevant to parker's question because i

don't know the energy that's in my house you've never had bad energy in your house before yeah for sure yeah that's

when i say the worst energy i've had at target is spending too much money

okay i'm following you um but jokes aside once she started going through each chord i

i swear to god i was almost nauseous like i almost threw up in the middle of it i could feel my i had muscle spasms in

my stomach my shoulders and my neck i knew you guys want to make fun of it and i'm fine with that it was one of the craziest experiences

of my entire life can i just ask a stupid question i'm not trying to be funny this is on brand for you but i'm not trying to be

funny if i'm unsure of the energy in my house

so i head out to target parking lot well that wasn't my end goal i just drove i was like let me find

another spot and target i just ran into a target but you found a spot i'm proud of you i'm proud of you

there's no

i don't know no listen no no i really have a question so you're sitting there and you're getting the energy right and she cut the cords and then

oh [ __ ] who said energy who said getting your energy right it's learning about the energies that are in your body and she's trying to break the chords within

people so for example does this help you poop at all no okay that's a i have a holistic doctor that i'm working on my

fiber with okay there you go see now that i knew i knew his [ __ ] was gonna start clicking sooner rory want to be jamaican so bad

doctor i do okay no i like a lit i'm with you i'm still

stuck on the courts man i well i think it's funny that he talks

to shorty that called into this podcast and isn't on board with this [ __ ] rory with tattoo freckles on him

why would i have to uh

every summer they pop even more back up and i'm like all right let me get the [ __ ] out of the shower boy do i judge you chicks that put the

makeup beauty mark right here like stop doing that yeah it's weird but it's fake

um all right so i'll go through some a lot of fake things are beautiful um six unhealthy chords wait he wrote

this down yeah no she sent me the notes we got notes she sent me brought notes he brought notes give us the chords

let's hear it who knows comprise the chords at target hey i asked from the party

pardon yeah so she sent me the notes did you pay for this yeah was it expensive 150 bucks that's

so bad i got that for the chords getting cut yeah telling my chords and honestly i'm telling you i was

nauseous like that was real i'm a c minor i've never been in a target parking lot minding my business and then all of a

sudden felt like i was gonna throw up oh we do that all the time when the car don't work

that too um so the first one won't say who it is but symbolizing or forgiveness with a female

family member wait they [ __ ] on the bank of america card before of course what crazy the bank of america

wasn't working okay like thomas i've been yo swipe that again

hold on let me text them let me call them that's the worst have you ever been in new york and said

yo i'm traveling that's why i didn't work let me call my bank absolutely i said that in the louis store one time

security started checking the shirts behind you like as soon as they give us a signal we gonna tackle it

i'm traveling sir i got your id you live here right um so yeah first one symbolizes

forgiveness with a female family member says who it is she created this chord asking her forgiveness um and it goes in

the explanation wait she knew names of people without you telling her uh some yes some i had to say and went

through that she said no and then i said the right one and she knew right away and told me everything okay

and then physically i was freaking out in my it wasn't the mind [ __ ] like my body was

[ __ ] i was fatigued for i slept like 18 hours yesterday so much that's why i didn't reply to y'all texts

when you were talking about the thursday [ __ ] i was knocked out and i woke up this morning got you okay yeah i think she really

thinks it's funny no no i'm gonna hear more about it this [ __ ] was crazy no get to it i'm gonna hear it yeah tell us about the course

keep going uh so yeah that one and then she tries to release that type of [ __ ] uh next one

that was in my chest no no no here comes some [ __ ] no no i knew

this was gonna be a reaction yeah i hate this no one's laughing

i'm i'm weird i assume you guys are gonna laugh this is like i didn't bring this for y'all to understand it burning the cat and you was like nah

it's religion actually that adds into more what i'm saying you

drove to a parking lot yeah rory

finished man cause he gonna just keep choking this [ __ ] i wanna hear the rest wait y'all don't hear him saying

but not mentally physically yeah and she did it to me no i thought going into it physically

no i i'm gonna just ignore you and keep joking maybe i'm one of the 77 energies

i know you weren't actually no you weren't any you weren't any chord you weren't anything nobody you're not significant to me um sorry joe [ __ ]

yo by the way [ __ ] me i'll tell you off mike who was a cord which was nuts but no i thought going into it that it

would be mentally taxing no it was literally it was all physical my whole stomach was going [ __ ] nuts

i could feel every energy moving i could fear it feel it being released when she was doing it it was insane

second one on my chest was confidence mad times past mad gas got all the evil spirits on

my [ __ ] take that father o'neill he wasn't a chord he wasn't a chord he

wasn't a chord he wasn't a chord waiting for you to get to it man [Music]

uh second one that was in my chest was confidence a female relationship she created this to borrow confidence

for me to borrow reassurance for her life and her insecurities and has been taking that out of my body every day of

my life third one in my mind give me a bug 50

right now so i could tell you about who's been borrowing confidence from your chest

but joe you can't do that cause you're the same [ __ ] somebody hypnotize you to stop smoking cigarettes and you gave

that [ __ ] 300 to hug you [ __ ] all that [ __ ] did was hug you and whisper in your ear that was my mom

that was my mom it wasn't your mom don't do that don't do that

no but you can laugh at me if at the end of that i was like yo why was i ever smoking no i lit one up at the in real nigga's

[ __ ] that's why i was laughing rory is saying that confidence is being stolen from his chest yeah i want to know more

about this rory harper's confidence in his chest as hard as dude

i would not i could easily knock you out i'm confident about that i i offer to fight you every week if you

want to talk about confidence right here it comes from right here you better stop talking to me with the fiber pills like that first of all

yo finish the story i want to know about the chords man i just i just think it's hilarious that he'd think a fiber pill don't mean his whole

[ __ ] face could get punched i want to know give me the rest of the chords man tell me about the chords

what did your neck armor uh my neck didn't actually have anything back of my neck had some

chakras that were kind of crazy uh forehead symbolizing knowing and seeing planning for the future with a male

family member says who it is he created it gives you his plans for the future makes you fulfill what he wants because he doesn't think he can do

it a lot of hopes and dreams that he has given up and passed on for you to fulfill and is continuing to take those away from you

and that's just the story of white

fatherhood i thought the whites couldn't accomplish

anything yeah what is he saying that's white dance and inheritance okay so then she's right hey that's when

they pass the family let me ask you something down the line let me ask you something how much information did you give her about

yourself before she started zero not a single thing she knew she didn't even know my name okay what'd

she call you well i told her once like hello i'm rory once we started like but before then no didn't ask my

birth date until after nothing none of that no astrology no no astrology that's interesting

um i want to get my show no after the after the jokes i can really tell you how crazy that all right

so let me sneak this joke in you might want to hit me with this one but i'm gonna say it so she said you're

gonna handle the take on the family business of drinking

oh [ __ ] i said that was my dad you said that was my dad

we got into like actual names and exact situations so you believe this and it's accurate oh jokes aside

you felt like it was accurate when you finished yes not only off what she knew from everything

it was the physicality of the entire experience like jokes aside the physicality of what that took at the

end she was like do you have any questions because you know she's in tap with your body and go ahead joke whatever uh she said is there questions

for your body i was like i can't take any more i'm gonna throw up in this car right now like i was f i couldn't i was shortness

of breath and this is an hour and 15 minute session and it it weighs on you like it's a

really physical experience [ __ ] the mental [ __ ] she said the entire time at the top of the thing she says

you don't have to tell me anything say anything the entire time if you want to chime in and give something that may

help cool but you don't have to say a word and even in the beginning when that was happening my body still was jumping it was

[ __ ] nuts i wish like how much girlfriends would like that you don't have to say anything just chime in

they don't like it when you're trying to actually that's the completeness that would make a great relationship like oh girlfriend should be like that

okay don't tell you don't say anything just chime in if you want no i was it was one of the crazier experiences of my

life so how do you feel about that did you feel like that was something that you needed intentionally at me i just happened to be there you feel like that was something you

needed um i don't know yet did she give a background like what when its base is like a buddhist thing or eastern philosophy of

some sort she gave me the reasons how she started and why she started but i'm not going to tell her

okay okay that's what the buck 50 was for

that buck 50 was or something else but in the target parking lot yeah yeah

all right let me get my chakras red i like that that's cool okay i honestly

it sounds like i would recommend it to everyone in this room do you feel like it helped you though i don't know yet okay she said it's gonna

take me two days to even recover because i was wheezy this morning like i was still felt really sick coming

into this house i still felt really sick no wayne was wheezy that's true wheezy f baby um but yeah

you were rory still you were wheezy rory well i'm glad you know where you got the

name from though i'm glad you had that experience yeah it was interesting that sounds pretty cool but

yeah that's all i'm not paying 150 for my stomach to hurt though my stomach just eat some dairy i have

the same emotions same feelings just look at your tongue yeah just get some ice cream and just

sit in the car and fart you know you know how i go all right not for the 150. hey yeah

see when i want to experience all that i just switch up the nba players you think she's [ __ ] bringing

a whole new fight for real that's crazy that the starting

five is your five chords like nah not bam outta by you come on you gonna [ __ ] bam

you [ __ ] bam how to buy you on me you know he going crazy [Laughter]

why they left why don't these no boys laughing you letting bam [ __ ] you bam out of bayou going crazy

in your queen that's wild that gives you a different feeling than when you imagine it's jason tatum i kind

of feel like i could survive that like i would i wouldn't wish him look at the names you guys like what you got to deal with

why not because i'm going to push him out the way no you're not you're not just pushing that dude ain't no ain't no rim in my girl house

that's don't know it's a rip in the house

oh it's a few rims in your queen's house you better believe it this pod come alive when it's joke on

joe time there's some rooms around in your

queen's house believe that you're triggering me now cause i'm the [ __ ] get extra muddy by

buy the little baby rim to put on the door for the kids you telling me jason tatum is teaching them on my on a baby

rim i bought he's really good at what he does he dunking on my on my rim oh man

all over it a [ __ ] with baby hairs ain't stealing a [ __ ] from joe okay i'll tell you that one yeah that's happening aaron donald i have baby ears

jason tatum different story buddy i'll pull right up to boston and have a talk with him no you can pull up yeah good

good if you think that [ __ ] ain't knocking he ain't knocking him down and i don't know that about jason tate he's probably happily married

i don't know who's stealing yours though michael k gilchrist

a bus a bus is stealing your [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] they got drafted too high

it's stealing who else got drafted too look at me oh i ain't got nothing

michael michael porter jr pulling up on your queen he might be with a high top curly fave [ __ ] he

might be talking about yo coach said next year is mine yeah who might be she ready to take things to the next level with michael porter junior on

you [ __ ] listen i ain't got a queen so it's all good shut up [ __ ] they all for fun huh you in there watching the denver

game with your queen jamal murray hit her right after the game what type of women you think i'll be

talking to somebody jamal murray talked to nah no get it i don't play in them streets

man chicks they're like malls there you go yeah i meant to tell y'all uh excuse me

earlier when y'all were talking about malcolm and marie that's the name of the movie yeah which

i only didn't see because i've been spending my time getting caught up on shows that i missed

or still on this dock wave right so still on the dock wave over the

weekend i watched the hector camacho story on on show time okay um

damn what is it called rest in peace to the ledger yes rest in peace to hector camacho i'm watching that story

and it was a lot i was unfamiliar with so it comes on and where the [ __ ] is the

whole doc based out of where is hector camacho from washington projects yeah new york

that's my projects well my dad's projects whatever projects that was spanish

harlem the whole [ __ ] is filmed all the footage is from my project so now i'm glued to

this [ __ ] and i'm watching it it's a really good story check it out if you haven't seen

it uh the hector camacho store in showtime but boy did that make for a great

breakfast with dad the next morning mm-hmm i had all the jokes in the world

to my father okay pop you and your project buddies cause all

they was talking about the doc was hector camacho he was having street fights every day

outside i mean four and five guys handling them beating them up jewelry on he was the flyest guy out

there they was man i saw my dad and said yo dawg yo was you that yo was you that [ __ ] or

nah professional hector every day tell me about the head up i said yo you let hector camacho walk around the whole

hood beating [ __ ] up wearing jewelry and [ __ ] what was up with you man yeah

and then that that unlocked like a whole world of stories from my dad

of the hood before i was there because he's like who's hector camacho tell me

tell me what's so but once he got familiar he's like oh that's such-and-such brother oh okay so now daddy get to

talking he's like hector camacho he said used to have fights every day

and he was in the streets like see that's the part they didn't say and he was in the streets he was

moving and shaking so my dad is telling me yeah he used to be with uh he used to be with uh let's say

let's make something up uh no arms daryl who controlled all the work in the hood

but he didn't have any arms and his brother named lyon was the

enforcer and lion lion lion is uh one of these gentlemen is spanx dad

um spank did that my house cousin spank y'all see him yeah so one of these guys just spanked that i never know knew

none of this right so he's telling me this whole story and i'm like wait so you

so i'm like now i'm intrigued i'm like that's just the most interesting this is so intriguing politics yeah yeah

i said so you knew some of the dudes that was running around and like how did that work he said well i

never knew nothing about the west side like i came i moved up here and we your granddad was we was east

side we didn't even know what side of harm existed so he starts telling all these stories about when crack came out

and it wasn't in the it wasn't in a hookah pipe it wasn't it didn't look like a hookah he said when it first came out you had

to ride around in the car and it was in a bowl so i'm glued to this story because like imagine

when crack first came out and you get high as [ __ ] that get hot this sounds interesting you riding around the cops is pulling you over you

got a big ass bowl in your car full of cocaine you want to crack so i'm like but wait pop so if these

[ __ ] were getting all the money and you was on drugs how was you getting money

you had to be like you broke move [ __ ] and he said i'm smoking too

numbers i said what do you mean he said well remember joey there's no cell phones yeah there's no cell phones

and there's no internet there's no none of that [ __ ] right so i would lived at the port authority because what do people do when

they finish traveling you don't have a cell phone when you land you got to call somebody of course yeah

so all of us well not us because it wasn't me but the chinese people because it was

whatever time in china when it was over here like there was lines all day long so you

stand by the phone you memorize the the whole card number

and the code and now you take that and you hustling it to all the people that land and blah blah blah blah

so he's like imagine getting one of those numbers wrong or imagine having to memorize those numbers by a phone right so we did

that and that's how we got money and what you know before the internet is and i'm sitting there like crazy

wow there's bad different hustles hell yeah there was mad different hustles before the internet fam we go to jail

today and can't can't don't know who to call or because the number's in our phone

and that really [ __ ] me when i got locked up in new york where you could only down new york numbers yeah only number i knew by heart is my

mom 201 whatever yeah i was twisted in that jail but yeah it's just interesting hearing about some

of the scams as they were invented or or when some of these things started rolling out or who

was the man in the hood versus who wasn't the met like it was just real amazing off the hector camacho story check it uh check that dock out

it's on showtime for sure it's macho time it's macho time huh i didn't like the

end of that story i had to watch the dark yeah tragic ender he got shot in puerto rico

yeah i mean i know what happened to him but i didn't see the actual doc for more information on it yeah but it

wasn't like or they didn't explain it to be so calculated it was like somebody picked him up he went to puerto rico

somebody came shots was fired he died like nah i need a little more than that find something else well

probably so probably so yeah but i hear a lot of stories like that i hear a lot of stories recently about

or maybe i'm seeing a lot of stories where wrong place wrong time your man just come pick you up to take a ride and

it's something going on that you don't know about yeah that's that's that's the [ __ ] i don't like that's why you got to always ask what what people are that's that's

not common yeah it's not but that's why you should know who's around you because their problems become your problems if

we all standing here in the car sitting in the car together driving around whatever they got going on you now in

line with that even if you don't have nothing to do with it if the dudes that he got an issue with see us at this light right now or

wherever we get out it could be a problem for me as well that's why i don't even know it's a

problem i mean that's very rare people know when they got heat on their shoulders or

sometimes you know that your man's got some [ __ ] going on you're like man exactly when i almost got my head blown

off i had no idea that there was an issue with anybody in the world yeah i don't think that's that uncommon

that was just a random no maybe not but i didn't know

i'm i'm in a group of 30. okay so maybe there was something

pre-existing there oh but i wouldn't have known right but nobody told me that's what i'm saying

but you being there with people that have issues with other people that's your issue now as well

yeah that would have been a scary way to go out [ __ ] the way to go out yeah i don't want to go out over somebody

else [ __ ] knock on wood yeah those are the two times that uh that me almost getting my head blown off

that would have been a bad way to go out and that one left turn that the thotty girl was trying to make into the gas station that i told y'all about one time

right i don't think sorry i remember that one a random night first one me johnny and some thotties

random night me johnny and some thotties i'm living over there at edgewater over over there uh the thotties come

pick us up night of fun saturday night uh yo stop get some cigarettes going to the gas station the driver i

don't know this girl busts a hard left to get in the gas

station with a truck coming uh

i'm the passenger yeah she didn't like it wasn't like whoa that was close it

was like well you shouldn't have made that turn yeah yeah i looked to the side he

couldn't stop he just kept going barely missed the back of this car

my life flashed before my eyes and when it did i was saying horrible way to go out

cars don't know this girl [ __ ] in the world i don't know this girl i'm just trying to have some fun on a saturday night and she's a

[ __ ] idiot yeah gotta go cars are scarier than anything else combined except for movie

cancer all the time cancer i'm a couple weeks

i'm of the belief as far as i got a split second yeah i've slammed into a telephone pole

i'm of the belief wrapped around it and granted i love the elements more than

the average person but i'm of the belief that all of the most beautiful things in this world are also

the scariest things in this world i thought i said this last week on this part because somehow i got to thinking about

how beautiful it is below the ocean which also would terrify me if i had to

be below the ocean sure and then i looked up and thought the same thing up there boy it's beautiful looking at my amazing view in

the clouds and so forth and so on but the higher i go if i have to stay up there yeah boy that could be scary i follow

some animal pages i follow a page on instagram called nature is metal okay nature is metal all they show

is nature killing nature these animals to me are the most beautiful animals in the world

on this page they only show them killing each other yeah and they explain that this is what it's

like to live in nature this is everything is normal and i love that page because all of the comments you seem like

informed look at the fam that's nature yeah it is it is the most beautiful

horrifying thing and i'm glued to it oh no i joke uh i joke with baisley all

the time i mean she doesn't say anything back to me but i laugh i'm like yo your little cute ass would be the

greatest quick snack ever if humans didn't exist if you had to run outside basically you would be

just a quick little you'd be a great lay's chip for a second like you're too cute to even exist

anywhere in real nature yeah you're you're here because humans exist i don't know what humans act like we're

so far removed from nature when we speak like we are

i believe humans are humans yeah it's called uh cannibalism yeah but no no no stop stop stop no stop stop

stop stop that's the word when they want to make it horrible and dramatic and a horrible thing and illegal and

against the law that's the word cannibalism that's not the word when they trade it

and i believe that they also trade human meat and traffic human meat the same way they traffic every other

meat it's not cannibalism there i i i don't know that to be true or false so i'm not going to argue on that

but i'll say this makes way more sense to me that page is pretty rare with uh species

in general yeah the thing with that nature is they're eating something for survival that's what i'm saying

this makes way more sense to me and granted humans do kill for survival in certain cases but not in this degree like i doubt that

there's animals that kill animals and just let them rock like i just killed them to kill them no no no gorillas do that

gorillas don't eat meat at all if they if they kill cats in general if they kill you it's just to kill you

they only eat plants so don't kill to eat gorillas

no they don't kill to eat no no no i'm talking about anything period i'm saying the way we kill things like

humans have killed well look what i sparked here huh look at what i sparked here humans

humans have killed animals for sport just to shoot animals we fish for the [ __ ] of it never seen cats we kill we kill humans

sometimes not for survival for the [ __ ] of it like yeah

cats that's what i'm saying that cash kill house cats kill [ __ ] for fun we're not

talking about housekeeping we're talking about the jungle all i'm saying is for the most part nature with animals makes way more sense

than what we do as humans and the page you're always at the at the end of the caption drop a little nature

animal bomb on you like imagine if you only got to eat the things that you killed with your

face and hands only i'm like yo man yo you right i [ __ ] chicken yo you right yo

what else would you kill something with that's a weapon i think it was the implication

oh okay well even if you have a weapon you're still using your hands but okay i get it no

that's a little different yeah bare hand just bare hands just told me like i be watching some of the alligator

murders like when alligators get to eat and [ __ ] and it's terrifying they're quick coming

out that water boy yo that i saw this one video man

this tiger must have been really thirsty but knew that the water was there but it

was a hill and she stuck a little head in there got a little sip peeked around

got a little sip and this big ass gator jumped out of there at the speed of light i watched this [ __ ] a million

times and the lion didn't stand a chance trying to get back up the hill and i'm always impressed by that because

them [ __ ] can't move they next but so much yeah well they just drag you in but then

i've seen one of them eat like a horse like the way they can expand their oh yeah like it's just they're actually

pretty fast the pythons too like you see the fastest [ __ ] some of them can walk on two two legs and

like really book it no those are the scariest [ __ ] things on earth

uh funny conversation they say gators haven't evolved for like 300 million years one of the oldest animals so period on

earth that little whatever they got going on is pretty efficient let me tell you something man i'm not

gonna be here the day that the this happens but one day you humans will have to face the elements

or nature well nature's always gonna win no [ __ ] but the time in in in earth

hasn't gotten here where we get to be face to face like a real jurassic park like you got to handle some of these

[ __ ] humans are very i'm taking it further i think i think that that's coming at some point

dinosaurs whatever and how they've adapted to certain things they're going to start adapting to cities and it's going to get real

scary for us look at the coronavirus alone like that's that's nature whooping our ass real quick we're probably gonna have to we're

probably gonna need nature when the humans make the robots take over

facts this [ __ ] is gonna be so lit 200 years from now or terrifying no that's litty as long as

i'm that is so lit to me i don't want to be here to see it

so yeah let it be 200 years i don't think it happened you just want to be here for the good stuff like the lebron

wins huh there ain't no good stuff here right now this [ __ ] is crazy right now too lebron just won

okay outside of that mall do you know what what's going on now is i don't think what's going on now is

nothing in comparison to if the elements just get mad i understand that which is why i don't

want to be around when that happens yeah like the virus the virus did you

see the day after tomorrow right yeah but that's that's what that's like what's my man's

name not nicholas whoever he is shout out to him because i wouldn't pick my daughter up [ __ ] he walked from dc to new

york in the snow

hey little bradley would have had to die where he stands hope you can make it fam it was [ __ ]

up he was still trying to get cell phone service on the trip he fell in the mall i enjoyed that movie

i'm sure we have important stuff to get to come on i just [ __ ] around for a little bit pause no that was good that was a good little uh

i liked it yeah yo rapper's retiring our npr audience should like it yeah

but if we weren't like deforesting [ __ ] the coronavirus probably would have never happened you know what i'm saying

going into [ __ ] caves and eating bats and tearing down [ __ ] i'm just enjoying that

that's just a small taste of them being like nah every week they tell me what i don't want to eat a bat

every day every week they tell me what podcasts we're not like it's almost getting fun to me now

like when we do a bad sports day y'all another sports podcast when all the political stuff happened i

don't want my politics from you guys yeah when the stock [ __ ] started having fun oh my god

if i wanted stop talk i would listen to stop talkers yeah so now i'm sure they're gonna well

if i wanted to hear about the dinosaurs in the jungle you guys are not the

discovery channel so we can get into our immune system if you want okay fine you guys are right

bow wow

let them know what bow is up to now shad yo bow wow i was a legend man

let me let me just let's just start there he is a legend he's a legend i agree with you yeah we have to make

sure we give bow wow his flowers bow wow is an undeniable legend in our culture

one of my one of my uh one of my uppity uppity family friends like had

money for a long time family friends mm-hmm she's gonna follow me and my mom one day and say man you

know bow wow i thought that was an odd question they asked your mom if she knew baba

who's asking me oh okay i've never spoken hip-hop but this person didn't even know they listen to hip-hop

mm-hmm hey you know bella yeah why see i think he lives in the

same building as me man i said oh okay cool man pretty awesome he said no it's not

yeah i don't want no rappers he said it's a it's a he's a terror i said well what do you mean he's

running amok oh it's loud music every night women yeah traffic in and out yeah allegedly

i'm in my head i'm saying it's a legend legend i said but damn yo that's

yo i could never live in there with that yeah that's what i said but in my head i said that's it for the idea to change your

tone when you're talking to someone like that yeah yeah like oh take down the property

value yeah because i you know i don't want everyone to know how ignorant i can be yeah so the proper response there is

you're kidding me we also just don't want to get in like a deep argument with them about basic human [ __ ]

this conversation living in the same building no he's got money he can afford it he could do everything he wants to that's the fact i don't want to get that

argument with you yeah that's not how they view it they don't want to

my neighbors need to relax sometimes let me just jump in see i don't really care my neighbors can do whatever [ __ ] they want someone's gonna bother me

let me let me get my republican take off it depends though on who the neighbor is now that i've been on both sides of it

i've been the guy to blast the speaker at all times of the day i'm that guy so the cops could come all times of the day

and while that was happening saying damn i know these white people don't want this black guy moving over here to blast

the music at all times of the day like they moved over here to get away from me but now that i'm on the side where i

don't really blast music like that you got rid of the bows i get it no i still got it

that's just not what my lifestyle calls for today so i don't i don't do it now i still blast music

it's just not to the extent that i used to it's my opinion but boy i would be angry if somebody lived around me

that behaved the way i used to i blast music so my neighbors be loud upstairs i don't

really care as long as you don't infringe on my [ __ ] have a [ __ ] blast make as much

noise as you want i'll sleep through all that [ __ ] but you know what i've noticed about me i was never different i'm never a fan of loud

loud music in the house like that i just i don't understand why it has to be that loud for me to enjoy it

that's just always been it's not a getting older thing yeah as a team

like the system all the way up and knock that [ __ ] in the house is it 4 am and is it all we do is i

don't care what time i just when it's too loud it's like him i can't even enjoy this [ __ ] like my homeboy you know back in the late 90s

yeah everybody had the system in the back of the honda hatchback solo bear it's like fam kickers the bass

is so loud it's like fam you can't even enjoy this [ __ ] like this yeah

but if you have a nice system you should also have enough space that's true to where you're not right under the speakers that's true that's

all i'm saying like i just can't be in a house and a crazy sound system is inside the house and the house is only like a

three-bedroom house it's like famous right here i don't know if you have an estate that's different well that was what i

was going to say to parks i don't think that this rule applies until you hit a certain amount in rent

or mortgage or taxes like anytime i went to my dad's you know the spanish music up down side

to side all all day long and even in those cases people people are uh they they don't like that though they

will call the cops really even absolutely i've never seen the cops because because even in the hood like coming from the bronx i grew up

they used to have these speakers on the fire escapes and they used to be going all night but people in the building were still

working class people had to get up at 6 30 7 a.m right it's two in the morning on the wednesday and y'all still banging

music like people would call the cops now granny you think that we in the hood everybody is like whatever nah people

got to still work and get up and that's the only thing it is just like yo you're disturbing me yeah second sleep i i grew up my parents

blasted music not like crazy but my sisters had parties i sleep through any [ __ ] thing that [ __ ] don't bother me that was

more a weekend thing in my house yeah the music came on the weekends yeah i just shouldn't have been living like

that when i was doing it this is all i was trying to tell you depends it depends on what you're playing how

loud you're playing it when you're playing it i guess but that to me joe was playing slaughterhouses at 5 30 in the morning

at obscene levels and it's like fam in a residential area where they had to work right i was just

i know about upstairs and my thing here's my thing with joe i used to play your fam just go in the basement

right like why you got to take all the sound system outside and now the entire community care if you go in the basement and play that

[ __ ] that's why when i was looking for a new apartment i wanted a duplex so i can at least have a floor in between yeah

whoever you know what i'm saying because my last place and once i moved upstairs i understood because the music

you could hear every [ __ ] word we were saying it's just being considerate okay well now let me just say to you it's been a

gradual lesson for me uh learning how the world views

things like stepping outside of myself like and all that you're absolutely right why the [ __ ] are you outside blasting

the music like that doesn't make sense but at that age in that headspace you don't care about the world you get

it i get it you're into yourself i don't care how that affects other people and i'm gonna bump my head on the

wall until i grow up enough to learn the lesson that says fam we should consider other people and

you and now you realize that's all yeah and we don't need the police here every hour that's all your neighbors

is trying to do they were just trying to get you to see it from now you don't need to resist the police when they get here

every hour and you don't like this just uh but that and for me that is the beauty of life like being on

both sides of the fence at one point and the other like living this way at one point

then looking back at it like oh [ __ ] i might have been she was wild like you've been being wild being not

wild but see for me a lot of that a lot a lot of that during that time for me i

i didn't like that because i know the neighbors expected a stack like that they expected us to be out there playing

music all out have girls naked jumping in the pool five in the morning they expected that so whenever i know

people expect like just a certain type of behavior from you i like to show them like nah i feel i know not to be civil you know how to be

considerate of the community and and neighbors too like don't just think that because we're young black men

living here that it's going to be a bunch of [ __ ] noise and disturbances every day see i didn't always know how to be civil

right and then but that's what that's what i'm trying to rebel is

they was just like fam like you gotta remember people were always in that part of their life where they

partied like those neighbors in that community we probably used to be terrorists when they were growing up right but when you

reach a certain age and you got kids you got to get up in the morning and your wife got to go to work and the baby just fell asleep and then it's

like come on fam i know y'all want to have fun but god damn at a certain hour can y'all like taper that [ __ ] down a

little bit that's why you can be civil and have naked women in the pool and music just at a civil time you know what the

key is just turn the bass down the bass is the only thing that really travels that's it turn the bass still that's it and whisper while you're naked

i do think there's some it might be some different magic in this new parks house man

it's a good space man it feels good the [ __ ] has gotten into these guys well i'm on the um been dropping

spending four years trying to figure out how to get us to talk about some of the stuff you guys just discussed in the

last 30 minutes you guys noise ordinances you guys did it so effortless noise ordinances

yeah we could have tackled noise ordinances last summer joel i just got a job you all did that so effortlessly still

have a warrant hedge water because of it you didn't look down at your phone once buddy i was just on my phone i didn't see it i

was checking on my fantasy lineup i'm getting killed

i'm getting hammered mashed potatoes can you stop saying that don't give joe

ptsd how come when atlanta [ __ ] say buddy somebody's about to die oh it's a different body yeah it's a

difference there's there's many different bodies it's not like the buddy new york says buddy and then someone says it depends on who's

buddying you man it depends on who's buddying you like when ian hits me hey good morning buddy hey morning everybody and say hey buddy

how are you doing now if a cop comes up to me and say hey buddy how you doing i know i'm going to jail yeah this is this is a difference because

some random guy says hey buddy it's about to happen yeah anytime chief

boss pal buddy chief friend chief don't call me chief there's there's a lot of fighting words

yeah yeah that's we we spoke about that whenever your homeboy's bloody night he knows you boss man i'm your man don't

call me boss don't what's wrong we can talk tell me how you feeling what's on your mind don't call me boss chief is rough it's

your world boss no it's not what you what you mad about

phil let's talk about it listen i still don't understand why you guys keep avoiding that bow wow is retiring

oh all right here's the thing that's where we were here's the thing with this right

when was the last time bioware put out music so don't matter i'm just asking research purposes he may

be are you suggesting that we retired him before he retired us i'm i'm suggesting that maybe sometimes

you wake up and you don't know that you're retired but he said he about to put an album up

and he has that right but he does have the right to play i'm pretty sure i'm pretty sure michael

jordan still shoots hoops every now and again well how do you feel about this tweet let's start with the first sentence this is from s

moss okay now i know this may sound crazy no you gotta put a little more sauce on

it those might sound crazy yo i know this might sound crazy to y'all

but but after i dropped my last album i'm gonna focus on tv and film like i

haven't been doing that my entire career after my first album as a child this is all i'm just trying to say here

man like what is this really saying and he's joining the wwe

and joining the world wrestle bow wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait you don't want to wrestle about he's joining

wrestling it's been a lifelong childhood dream to wrestle with the wwe bow wow i'm gonna tell you

this i had a childhood you didn't you was [ __ ] [ __ ] at a young age yeah uh wrestling is

you can't play with wrestling you don't want to wrestle by yeah you don't no no no you you don't want to play with

wrestling damn i want to know when rory started [ __ ] with the e's with the e's yes with the e's oh with

the e's hmm i'm here

i lost my virginity at 14. did he say 17. with the ease 17 18 with the e shut up

it was around he was around okay okay then you didn't answer my

question i mean when the ease is dictated by you [Laughter]

not the circumstance yes i don't mean

at what age did you realize you could do this with the ease um and that can't be 17

18. i don't care no but it probably wasn't too far from it damn 20 he's the man 21

that's that's that's the age where you probably 21 [ __ ] if if you're going by what you're saying with that type of 21 yeah whoa

impressive the ease i think you might be misinterpreting the ease me no him oh yeah not me i don't think

so i didn't do nothing with the ease at 21. i was still figuring [ __ ] out well joe you were in a whole different world at

when you were 21 versus when i was 21 he was a [ __ ] rapper

no i was i was definitely 21-22 i was definitely [ __ ] a lot that's not what i asked that's that

would be the ease no no the volume don't dictate the ease that means it's pretty easy if i go

outside and i come back i understand what you're saying if i go outside and i'll come back with a hundred pairs of sneakers no it's like what do you know and then i

go back out again and i'm coming every day i'm coming i'm i'm bringing a hundred pair of sneakers joe's is buying like

whatever you want and you're shooting a very high percentage whatever yeah i'm not talking about the

volume yeah that would be ease no talking about the quality you talk about the quality

and the percentage quality when this quality has to do with ease yeah equality has nothing to do with it

anybody can get them that's not true that's not true they're just not true when did you start

the highest of crap you ever [ __ ] that's a different question you said when did you start [ __ ] with ease that's what you said no because

that question don't say that you did that with the ease like what i mean is like if maybe not

today but at some point in my life i would go in a club and feel like i could [ __ ] anybody in

here it's just a matter of who okay and i think we're here and how i think i answered am i gonna do

this here it could be a tough sell she could be an easy easy vic

this could not be happening in mass volume so i answered when i hit the target she's going down

i answered this answer that question that's the ease i answered that question very very articulately you at 21 going into

the rap world and me being at 21 in the hood yes every house party wherever i went to was

with the ease you being in a i never called you a liar i said that was impressive

i said wow i'm saying you like when you're talking about going into a club

with a bunch of super rich dudes whether whatever they was doing or if they were just famous was not the

world i was living in at 21. so i was with the ease at the house party with quality quality women

it just wasn't that but that's still off the circumstance i'm just saying it was with the ease you

asked the question i answered it i was definitely [ __ ] a lot at 21 20. i was [ __ ] a

lot of 60. it wasn't it wasn't like women that i didn't want to [ __ ] know okay i'll [ __ ] you you know those girls that i was

like i like her do you all believe yourself to have low self-esteem absolutely yes no

you um sometimes yeah so that's yes yeah low self-esteem

i can be bad confident it depends on the circumstance really i don't run around

with it but i have i felt confused by this stuff why why i only asked i asked this question based off their

answers seeming to be uh dictated by circumstance so that's why i asked

because what i'm trying to get out of them is a feeling that they carry no matter where they go and

they keep telling me about a circumstance so i ask that question and then the first thing out your mouth is depends on the circumstances

and that's the part that's confusing to me because if we talk about self-esteem high self-esteem low self-esteem

like what does the circumstance have to do with anything

with low self-esteem and [ __ ] permission in general but they're like depending on

the certain things but there are certain situations where i might have lower self-esteem like when you're like what um

i don't know it depends on i got maybe the company that i'm in or uh you know the room that i'm in the

place that i'm in if it's somewhere unfamiliar i might have a slightly different feel i might

play the pocket a little bit but not my playing pocket don't necessarily mean low self-esteem you

know self-esteem i think highly absolutely yeah i'm the same way like certain places i walk in i'm not going

to just like just give it all up immediately like you play the cut you feel the energy

yeah and you and you you jump in line accordingly with what's going on right but self-esteem is just something

that you carry no matter what yeah i feel like i create circumstance circumstance don't create me i feel like

okay yeah i feel like high self-esteem sometimes can imply cockiness which i am in certain places

very cocky but in other places maybe i'm just normal you know you were very cocky in the prem rizzo

when you jumped in there you called prince listen man take the [ __ ] chord throw it on the other side you

take the end reverse phase right that because that's your zone that's your element that's what you

do well i'll take that a step further parks is one of those gentlemen that doesn't allow people to see him in areas

that's not his own take that let's break let's break it down maybe

break it down he's in he's engineered by profession he's great at it i'm not going to waste

our time with figuring out how many hours of his week goes to that but he's excellent at it yeah so he dances in

that arena of excellence a lot right then he pods and we the best right

uh there he goes with however many hours in the rest of his week yeah okay and when he's not doing that

he's in his relationship which he paints the way he does yeah and we joke

the best more excellence we don't get who gets to see him in an area that

he is not his best well part of that too is knowing where not to place yourself where you

feel like you po you don't perform well i disagree so much i couldn't disagree yeah

first of all the older you get you can go and do whatever the [ __ ] you want yeah if you don't want to go there you don't have to go there yeah i don't want

to go to here but how am i going to know if i don't go i've explored a lot of space you know places you know you know places right now you would actually i'm

not somebody called like yo we over here you like i'm not going to dance or directly directly to joe's thing like i have

experienced a lot of [ __ ] my life i've lived in a lot of different cities i've been in a lot of different social circles i know

what i like and what i don't like so i put myself where i want to be yeah and i can execute that you're a grown man yeah that's all it is maybe

yeah experimenting for evolution purposes

for your own life how do you know that you look that's the only thing you love what do you mean because i've done mad

different [ __ ] okay yes

where you feel the best you felt and the most confident that you felt sure why wouldn't this be a time to go

explore other things oh i still do i think i mean right now it's a little bit weird because we can't

go anywhere then you don't what do you mean what's the circumstance i think i think you're saying you're in the perfect one marks

to answer what rory is saying i think you're in a perfect time now such a centered place to really go look

at other things that you would love sure so why not do it um i spent most of my teenage and 20s

and 30s doing that cool you got to this place to be centered you know how hard that is to be as a centered person it's the hardest

thing on earth so now that we've figured it out i'm not saying leave it i'm saying but now i know myself the most

let me go find something else that may give me the same feeling eventually because i pray that you live a long life

you got mad years to go that's facts cut

so i think that yeah now that you know what you like i'm a cordless phone

now bluetooth [Applause]

[Music] because getting where he is is very it's

very difficult and i don't think you can keep going for sure and i play that keeping because you know you have the ability to

do so and find a center and know what you like you know what it is though is i don't stay there with no doubt absolutely but with a certain amount of

growth and and be clear i've come a long way from [ __ ] recording sessions with joe and his

wrapping days no disrespect obviously and digging in the crates and all i said like i've become an

entirely different person in the last five years sure so i am still growing and i am still

doing things right um but you just do more of what you like that's the beauty of it you

exactly with the experience of life you figured out what it you figure you just figured out what

you because you related to each other but here's here's my thing when we were talking about sycamore why

that's what it is there's a crowd now i'm not going as a grown man you don't put yourself in places where you feel

like yo this is not my scene you're missing out that's what joe and i were saying with self-esteem and insecurities doesn't

come from when him and i walk into a room we're not confident in who we are and what we do

insecurities has to do with is it the right thing and are we doing enough

it's it's much different than i don't want to be complacent and [ __ ] that's where my self-esteem issues come in oh sure and that's where my insecurities

which by the way i think what i'm saying is also toxic to me i don't think i'm right like okay not really appreciating what

you're doing and continuing on there's a thing back here that's always like you know i'm saying i act so much

in my life outside of this podcast yeah i have insecurities and self-esteem issues

because i kind of throw myself into things that typically wouldn't work yeah they've

worked for me and they haven't so yeah i still walk around with self-esteem issues still walk around

with insecurities am i confident in my abilities of course i wouldn't throw myself into some [ __ ] i know nothing about if i didn't yeah but

it's still there i'd be a [ __ ] liar if i was like no i'm the man i know what time it is every time oh yeah no no

of course that's what my point about that depends on the situation where my self-esteem lies listen as long

as bow wow is confident i'm cool he's not very confident wrestling i could

tell you that though that's a that's a dream but it's scripted though yeah as long as as long as jermaine dupri is

scripting it he'll be fine okay we've seen this before listen he's a legend in my eyes

i agree with you that is what it is bad why is the legend and it's on your mind this album is

gonna be kind of nice yeah you laid back yeah whenever you whenever you whenever you sit in indian style and start smiling

he's taking some [ __ ] in no i'm chilling

it's that same look that right before season one the love of hip-hop you ain't chilling [ __ ] i know no that

was that was uh nah that was just hard i enjoyed sitting back and just listening to that

exchange that was awesome we caught some chords man that was awesome um speaking of bow wow

while we here i got to do it did we talk about what he said about what his album was going to

be i didn't do it i can't remember if he didn't even know that he gave us the trailer no he did he gave us he gave us a little trailer he was saying that each song was

going to be named after a chick that he was dating and rap about the entire oh no yeah i i didn't

know he's going up listen i like rapping about your experiences but you have to make it so

direct oh it's one two one two thirty one one two one two i'm thirty so

thirty three one two one yes come on i can't talk about it talk to these [ __ ] bow the mirror

damn

hey even the paul ah i always thought i was so much older

than bow wow i've been knit it's weird how that happens when you get older yeah when you're in 30s a four-year gap don't

mean [ __ ] yo you y'all cannot speak over this greatness this time they can't hear that

we're stepping on the bars we perform for our youtube we talking for youtube we don't just talk for uh whatever that app is

she ain't called he ain't even appalled lies caught you he didn't have lies

not this time didn't happen not this time flexified

didn't happen oh wait wait wait where is that there we go we made it up didn't happen not this time

not this time

it's fiction who made it up [Laughter]

i can't figure out why this is so funny that's hilarious i love when it goes it's the background no way no way nope no way didn't

complete fabrication

it's an urban legend we made this one up

hey hey that's a sick blend yummy shout out to

everybody at work right now groovin everybody listening in their car

come on man wait wait see when joe said that i was the bad guy

when i'm with somebody all i think about is you they killed me when i said when i'm with

my other [ __ ] all i think about is you bow wow say it and it's beautiful t-pain whoever said it no it is

what was the line you said when i'm with my host all i do is tell them about you it doesn't it doesn't hit that's what

i'm saying i was kind of ill but it was a lie it doesn't hit the same that's another line when i knew it was tonight

that was crazy auto-tune it whatever the line well i don't remember the line but oh and and johnson wrote this yeah yeah

hey yo a breakup was so rough on a sidekick i don't know why that was but i feel him

hey hey hey you need

i don't want to [ __ ] the energy up by playing some of the songs that help joe through his breakup right before valentine's day

i don't want to do that oh wait yes i do because right when out of my system was

out and i was going through it hold up where's where my joint at man hold up hold up hold up hold up

they trying to act like i ain't got breakup joints for him on valentine's day

oh [Music] oh boy was i hurt

boy did i not want her to leave when she left back when this one dropped

oh man neo help me hey talk to these i can't get her back

i don't want her back hold up you're a liar

[Laughter] i can't get her back yo if the second

half was true the first line don't exist that's a fact if you ain't won it back [ __ ] how you

know you can't get it back right you tried mad times you tried you

tried didn't work neil has the good breakup i can't get it back

but [ __ ] said bye but i don't wanna back you're lying oh [ __ ] you can't get it

back it's an urban legend you did not want it back wait we made this up wait this is how you know he was

lying made it up this is an urban legend it's an urban legend this is how you know he

lying the next line give it away the next line was i figured out that she don't know how to

act you just figured that out buddy yeah yeah just now that just happened you missed all the red flags the signs

you seen her friend group you saw her support her core support group her core support her focus group

her father yeah yeah i mean you met her uncles or cousins neo is the

kid she's a grandma of pretending to not want shorty back

this and on i think he went to shorty's wedding and said he was just going to fade into the background

yeah neil's a creep that's my [ __ ] hey

look dirty mackin yes you at shorty's wedding

i just got a random text from ubereats um ube eats texture all day long totally

hungry tony baloney's just gave me a deal for a limited time i've

never even heard that tony's baloney did who the [ __ ] is tony's baloneys yo number one ubereats will text you all

day long even when you didn't order something yeah number two ubereats over there around around my way they're trying to get

[ __ ] slick now no couriers [ __ ] what you mean oh i hate that no courage

no courier my god [ __ ] this is down the street find the curve right they say it's right at the block

text me back i'll come get it when you get a courier like why i got to keep pressing the

button i don't understand who beats is crazy man i don't use that [ __ ] uh so papoose and bow wow are retiring

what did pat say i didn't see his statement here we go i've made the decision that 2021 will be

my last year rapping so i am announcing my retirement it was a decision i've wrestled with internally

but i've decided to move on with my life and focus on my family and investments explain papoose to show my humble and sincere

appreciation to all of my supporters and fans i've decided to release a new project every

month in 2021 with each project being titled after the current month

this is something i've never done before but i'm excited so he's not retiring this year

one day y'all gonna give me my flowers man i don't know when shout out to pat i don't know what happened

don't call him cause

but here's 12 projects in a row that proof is in my like hip-hop hall of fame so i want to be

clear with listen to y'all listen to some of y'all out there stop it yes hip hip hop hall of fame god

damn it and i spoke about this with rem a lot like do y'all know how awkward it is for

me to see papoose in pictures with fat gel nah they squashed that though so it

happened all right joe is signing with roc nation now it so what it happened yes i'm saying people can

move on no you're absolutely right i'm just talking about i think it's great it's awesome it's the greatest

thing ever i'm just saying it's funny to see and every time i see it i'm reminded that

papoose is that [ __ ] man now i [ __ ] packed like on a man

but this is not a retirement announcement i'm about to drop mad projects

this is a this is a rollout this is an active race coming this year

i got 11 projects

exactly sorry sorry pap we love you but you ain't no and yeah this ain't no

enough once all of them drop then say hey i'm done

but i'm not even i'm not mad at him for even flirting with it though i think more rappers should flirt with

you better time yeah i think my rapper should i want to go get a petition of rappers

that need to retire and should retire and want to retire because i think part of part of the big fear of retirement is as rappers we

don't know what the [ __ ] we're supposed to do in retirement that's the problem well that's true that's can anybody in

you can you any profession somebody that works yeah but some people that worked at a hospital for 30 years they don't know

what they're going to do after every time come on jesus buddy you missing no no no i'm talking you said what they're going

to do after they rap that exists i'm saying that exists for people that have regular

jobs they don't know what they're going to do after they're done with being a teacher they don't know what life is after that you keep naming

professions that have money take taken away from it let me just talk money aside i'm not

even telling my money you're kidding no it's on my life no no no no such thing as money assignments when it comes to retirement no services

every teacher pension is going to make them good afterwards it's no no no your mother's sister is a

teacher it doesn't mean you're good forever yeah i never said that when i'm i'm telling my life i can't even talk to get

my point so i don't try to put words in my mouth no i'm just on my life after retiring from doing something that you've done

more than half of your life like when athletes retire some of them literally go crazy because

that routine is not there anymore the season is not there they're traveling now they're with family more

now they a lot of people go crazy because it's a whole new life now

but money is sad i'm just talking about when people retire from something that they love and they've done most of their life

it can be tough for anybody whether you have money or or you don't it's just that my entire

life is different now what do i do people just sit around literally and they just start trying [ __ ] like i don't know what any

of this is like i dedicated 20 years of my life to playing a sport now that that's over

what do i have to do i don't even know how to really i thought i knew how to be a dad i don't okay i feel what he said

me too and this year i want to be clear in how i articulate this stuff

i feel him too and i believe all that stuff to be true and exist

i was highlighting i was highlighting rappers for more a more specific reason

not to dispute any of that stuff but just to say life and expectancy

on the career of a rapper i think today it might be two years or three years

right if that so when you talk about artists being afraid to retire and maybe keeping something

going a little longer than even they themselves would like to

we're talking about in a three three year period you're naming doctors and teachers and yes rory

everyone's not just a-okay after especially the teachers teachers are [ __ ] up out there i know i have some teacher friends as well

however there are a lot of professions that get some of the money taken out of their

check for 15 20 years pensions and all that [ __ ] to attempt to hold them down and if not

there's government services that attempt to jump in by that time there's social security

there's other things if your career is over as a rapper right at 26. that's 66 years old

so i know some people some people are either forced retired well before 66 years old listen

hopefully i'm i'm blessed enough and god blesses me enough to get there and learn about all the things you're saying

i know as a rapper at 26 no money coming in [ __ ] is [ __ ] up

career dwindling no support blah blah blah blah blah blah i can see why some of them keep forcing it

is all is all i'm saying rather than saying hey i'm done and i'm finished we already

didn't get health care and [ __ ] to begin with so now you complete completely on your own with just nothing

that's all i'm saying okay so rappers retire out of what

when an athlete retires it's usually because physically they their body just can't withstand anymore rappers are typically

retired by the fans not by themselves right so when when i went out that's why whenever i say hey when y'all say that

it's true but i still hate when y'all say it it's true it is true but i still want to i still want to

explain why i hate when they said yes it's true but that has been traditionally

and i think that's for mad reasons but today i'd like to hopefully highlight more

ways for artists to thrive in retirement so so many of them

here's why i don't understand why musicians period would retire now because you can literally record

music when you want you can release music when you want you can have a sh you can book your own shows

you can do you can it's so much independence in music right now where to me it just doesn't make sense

for an artist who already has a fan base whoever has a core uh fan base that's

that supported them throughout their entire career why do you abandon that now to say i'm

gonna try to figure out something else you can step away from it for a few years but when you say i'm retiring like

announcing that retirement to me is like but why would you do that because you can always come back to this because

it's now it's it's so easy to just put out your music to the world whenever you want well i can understand

artists retiring because they just no longer feel maybe not motivated that spark to create

that i understand that i understand that part but even in that it's like that's why i said why do

rappers retire why do they announce their retirement well some people are just over it

i mean again i do i do think for the for the most part usually the fans retire rappers usually well that's not let me just

rappers artist period yeah yeah but i can understand it if an artist just no longer if you're

not motivated to create then i i get it but even in that you can't

announce a retirement from that because you might wake up next month and find all the motivation in the world right

to create again so it's like that's why i just don't understand that's why the rappers are announcing a retirement tired

yeah it's just like yo because yeah you could just step away like you don't have to announce that you're

not putting out any music anymore you could just not put out music anymore right and then one day i would look up him like damn

he put out music in three four years like well i mean it's such a it's such a weird business to begin with you're you're selling

sounds it's a really odd business period but it takes like creativity i would never stop selling tires when

tires were working because i was uninspired by tires and then 10 years later i'm like wait you know what

fires are really good firestone winter tires call in my name snow tires so yeah it's an interesting

business where you can't put the same rules i think as product to consumer the way that we do

with other things but i still yeah i don't like the word retired because i think one day you'll

be inspired and i wanted to ask you what the definition of retired was because i think there's plenty of artists that no longer put out music that write music

every day and even record it and even create it yeah i'm too triggered to even have this talk with you guys on it

we love you so it's okay i'm shutting up and letting y'all talk it's tough like

again it always brings it gets me triggered because do you know have you ever tried to sell one of something

like it always leads me there like it's tough for me to listen to this from y'all because y'all just make it

sound so easy you don't want to create or to sell no i think selling music is is one of the most difficult things on

earth like you or you like you just didn't say i don't even understand why you're retiring when the outfit you could do today is from your home you can

send it you talk about the output you talk about the action oh no no i also said it now if you're not inspired or motivated to

create i understand that but don't announce retirement from it because you can wake up two three months from now and find all the motivation and

inspiration to create again that's all i'm saying just don't announce the retirement just stop making music okay let's live in that example that you

just painted all right i'm uninspired but i won't announce it for that reason and now you're opening yourself up to

criticism backlash and all of this [ __ ] from an audience that thinks you're dormant

they don't know you're uninspired oh

we've killed bryson tiller for like where is he at like we just did that on the show an artist that we're successful and then it just

disappears i don't need nobody else to tell me that bryce and tiller don't really give two [ __ ] about music

no i wouldn't say that got it i wouldn't say that's joseph i wouldn't say he don't give a [ __ ] about music i said two [ __ ]

i wouldn't say he don't give two [ __ ] about me i don't think he gives two [ __ ] you might got one [ __ ] though yeah yeah you can definitely definitely

you would think he don't but that i'm not gonna say he don't give two [ __ ] that's why like i understand because you don't put our music the way you would

want him to as much as he wanted to put nothing out i ain't the biggest bryce until her family i'm just saying i mean say that though because he

doesn't put out music at a volume that you think he should no because he doesn't do anything

conducive with having a successful music career i don't know not one thing i don't understand that but okay

what do you mean by that and i don't know if we don't this conversation yeah i don't know if we need to i don't care i don't it's like it's not that

important it's a very you say what happened you don't tour you don't put a lot of

music out you don't drop the leak you don't do [ __ ] what are you talking about like don't make me sound like you don't do interviews though i'm not saying you

hate none of them bryson tiller specifically and a few other gentlemen that move in that space

of i'm not doing anything you can't see me you can't talk to me and you're getting

one project every three to four years sorry i'm not killing the [ __ ] that say they might not give

the most [ __ ] about music do you know that that's how that used to be the standard for like superstars

if not longer well i think yeah something in 2012 i'm just telling i'm

just telling you it's so it's it's not far-fetched because everybody's not entirely

but i'm just saying like the weeknd doesn't do interviews that's true there's a lot of i don't want to take what i'm saying like like like i'm saying i understand

about bryson tiller not just because of his musical output he's married he's moving he's happy like

we see him happy but that's like i'm judging [ __ ] like let me just let me talk for a minute that's why i start you start seeing [ __ ] like that

like when papoo says yo i'm gonna drop music for a year and then i'm done when i hear that i don't think i can understand that

rim is moving like moving movements the baby papa's family man is checks from other

places the game maybe wasn't didn't love me the way i loved it like there's intangible things

is what i'm saying that y'all just skip and it's triggering for me as a [ __ ] that retired and dealt

with it no

just gave papoose all the reason to not want to make music anymore but you wouldn't give bryson the saying

to give two [ __ ] about you bryson you just said it he has a family he had he he has a a a new a new a

newborn he has a relationship these are some of the same people killing even people killing you i'm sorry let me just

clarify before you all finish no no no let me clarify his point before you start because when

him bryson was the foreign r b artist and they killed him afterwards i only didn't name those uh bryson attributes with papoose

because i already named them and i believe them to apply to papoose too that's what i'm saying like if i'm saying that uh if i'm

looking at what bryson's output is someone could have assumed that somebody would could assume the same thing about

papoose you could so it's still there i'm not treating them differently

you are because you gave i'm not one is married and looks one is one is recently married and looks happy the further he

steps away from music the other had a long mixtape run and is happy

the further he steps away from music okay one game why are you all trying to make it sound like i'm saying something quicker that's that's subjective in life one

found happiness talking about the speed in which it happened i'm talking about what exists and i

think it exists for them both okay but but what i'm saying is this you can't because it always comes back to this job

how you say what y'all have never put out tried to sell music or yet no i

didn't say sell music i said sell something that's a little bit what's the biggest what i'm saying

here's no here's what i'm saying i'm saying seriously i'm not not not allegedly here's his thousand times here's what i'm

saying a thousand times you can't you're selling are you crazy i'm asking i'm not i'm asking to be enlightened

not to uh diminish i'm asking to learn i've i've sold tickets to the barclays

center with uh unproven idea all with merch let alone

with selling a creative agency with music videos that's how we met like what do you talk

i've only sold everything my entire life i know everything there is about unproven selling [ __ ]

and my intent from when i was a [ __ ] 18 to 30 that's all i know but on the top that's all i know and

i've happened to be okay and successful at it but no but something that joe said in particular when he said you love

something and they didn't love you as much as you loved it that's big though daddy that is big

that's life but when we talk about music listen but when we talk about the business of selling music and putting

out music maybe you just weren't that good as an artist that's true so you can't right so my

thing is you can't that's true you can't say like oh the game didn't love me as much as i loved it no maybe the person that we're talking

about didn't create music to the level that the masses would accept it but that's what would support

perspective right so but my thing is that's not something to be mad at the game about that's not

something to be mad at the music business about you can't be mad at the music business because you didn't sell what you thought

you should sell or you weren't successful you can't do what you should have been no you cannot that's that's the level of insanity to be mad

that the world didn't appreciate your music you can be mad at that mom can i ask you a question how can you

say what's your

uh on a scale of one to ten what level of self-awareness do you think most humans walk around with

self uh i don't know what most humans were not cause would you that's what i would assume myself

included sometimes but of course because we're [ __ ] idiots but when maul talks it's almost like you assume everybody to

be that self-aware you you're no no no no no no no no something has been trashed

[ __ ] couldn't pop it off because we was trash but you expecting everybody this to know that about themselves i'm

expecting i'm expecting i'm expecting that if you're in a if you're in a space where you're trying

to sell to the public and it's not selling the way you would want it to sell

yes you should do some research on why it's not selling the way you think it should sell yes

absolutely people do that that's the only thing i think so when it comes to that not everyday lifestyle i'm so much

strictly as trying to sell product to the world if it's not selling the way you thought

it would or would want it to sell then you have to do some research on why it's not selling i'm not sure either of

these gentlemen or bryson tiller or

that's all i'm saying because i get it you create something you put your heart and soul into it and then you try to sell it and people

like i'll pass on that of course it does something to you but you don't see it what if it's good what

if it's good what if it's good what do you what subjective subject music is subjective no everybody's not i know but you just

gave me the example of the guy that is super trash so that's why it's not paying attention

maybe he's trash maybe but give me the give me the example of when that's how it's going and he's not trash at all

yeah because there's there's a lot of examples of extremely talented people that just didn't sell a lot of records yes because they didn't do the things

that well it's also again and that's why man when [ __ ] is [ __ ] up [ __ ] need to do

the research yes maul but do you know what that entails yeah you know how exactly how much

research that is absolutely absolutely but a lot of it too and it's it's [ __ ] up but a lot of it

with recording artists were recording music music is is all it's a lot of timing

they go where's everybody in the world where's the world at you understand what i'm saying so it's like you got it it's a lot that you have

to pay attention to when you talk about being in the business of selling music oh it's exhausting where's the world at how are people

feeling out there because music is just emotions what emotions sound like yeah so now you have to where's the world at

where's the masses of the world how are they feeling what are they going through it's a lot it's it takes a lot but this

is what you want to do right this is part of the game right learn learn what's going on learn how to

talk to the masses and how the masses will accept you but you don't sit back and say oh nah [ __ ] this game they didn't love

me the way i i loved it nah that's the wrong approach because first of all when you're creating music

you should be creating from just being motivated and inspired to create art yeah you shouldn't be creating from a

you know i want to make a honey meal real quick and go by no no no no no you create from here and then

when you look up who knows or you might have sold 100 million records but create from within

and put it out to the world and let the masters accept it when you're creating just to make money when you do that though you have

to stop that i have to stop saying that you should create if you create passion

to that exact point you don't think you would feel away after all you do is create with passion i just said of your soul i

just said that you would you don't think you'd feel away and want to say i want nothing to do with this

after everyone said your [ __ ] trash all know half the rappers today ain't rapping i just said it

i just said it could it could affect you if you put your passions point to how easy it is and it's not

accepted but again it's a lot that goes into that as well why wasn't it accepted the way you thought it should be

but you know someone that creates from that passion and that type of integrity is not going to change their music

because the masses don't like it and they're not going to go and you're gonna make some [ __ ] again yeah they're gonna say hey i'm done with this

[ __ ] but you know what though at the same time rory i sat in a room with people that sold a [ __ ] ton of records and a [ __ ] ton of music and are very

successful and you know what they still say to nah they didn't really accept that the way i thought they would and they didn't

really appreciate that one so it's never go it has it starts within you as an artist as a creator

okay what are you going into this for what it would what are you what are you trying to get out of this because there are people that have sold 100

million records and their greatest work what they feel eternity was their greatest time of their life their greatest

time of creating this was flawless people might be like nah i wasn't really feeling that problem i don't i don't think we're saying

it's actually a high percentage for most creators change on any level that

doesn't change i don't think we're saying anything different in the sense that i'm saying that people that create from the soul and know that they love the music that

they made and put it out the way they wanted and no one really received it yeah i'll move on i'm cool

i accept that what i made i love and i'm gonna just move on and you're

saying the same thing of people that sold and if not are the the greatest ever

saying the same thing one just has a value monetarily with it

and one doesn't so i have to move on from this [ __ ] the other can say all right they didn't really accept it the way i wanted them to

but i did love what i created at least i got a billion dollars from it yeah but and the other person is like

i'm starving let me just move on again man but you never you never really hear the most successful people they don't it's not

about it's not about the money most of the time and i know and that's my thing we'll have to get money so they just move on

yeah but but but but create creating just for just chasing money that's not that's not

how you create i can't i couldn't agree more mike megady megady mike huh

effortless had a boy's pod trump seamless when them topics is topic

in can we just be computing uh computers

get to con i always hated that one yeah i didn't like it i always hit

what do you say it's a great line computer's pune booty booting shots of cam effortless

with the pod flower

what you got for sleepers i ain't no sleepers it's silence it's sleeping silence out there is what

it is but outside of the silence

before i play a sleeper i want the world to know that i'm adding elon musk into my close friends

on instagram does he follow you back no i don't have a close friends but i'm

going to create one just you and elon for me and elon musk i'm going to make him privy to things

that the public has never been privy to before okay i am going to be like

privy to some information about what elon musk is the stripper chef any anything that he wants to know

that's going on in life man that's how great of a day he made yesterday

he had a good day yesterday bitcoin bitcoin we all had a good day

yesterday no everybody had a good day yesterday my day was cool

how much they put 1.5 in that bad boy how much uh how much satoshi you tried

to give [ __ ] not satoshi i made a mistake 80 satoshi's for you give us two dollars

never cleared that one up no but when i said it y'all told me i was wrong i said

yo this is like what's wrong like 5 000 in bitcoin for you 5 000 in bitcoin for rory 5 000 in

bitcoin for parks 3 300 in bitcoin for uh save on

300 for alex 3300 in bitcoin how do i retrieve it

erickson we got to send it to you i'll hook that up we got to send it to you what y'all

[ __ ] gonna do when i show up in front of the door with like a black mask i hate mom y'all gonna know it's me

cause i'm like remember i said you can't steal bitcoin

i could rob your house though you can't oh no it's not about the bitcoin it doesn't exist no it's not

it's not about the bitcoin well what y'all gonna do when i just showed the [ __ ] when you get tied up i'm sure we can put your phone in your hands yeah

why you don't why y'all saying that i'm just gonna cash out the bitcoin over okay well five thousand bitcoin sounds

better than eight what is it satoshi's we we have it and as long as

we have it it can be divvied but yeah but do it before it goes up in in value if you don't mind but it's the

same no it isn't how not selling because if it goes up in value a lot and we get it low

it's better it's still going up is what i'm saying so if you had five

thousand and had what if it goes down what if we want to play with it then you're going down

but what if you want to play with it i'm gonna cash after you your bitcoin so you can leave me the [ __ ] alone

how about all of you i said what's yours come on let's do it right now come on let's do it right now i'll do it

because i'm sick of y'all no please i don't want to get my cash out again because all people do is

requesting five thousand dollars every day yeah jesus christ

see what that was i've seen that

this thing about to hit 50. [Music] go elon go elon go

elon go elon go elon moore hit the woo walk go elon go y'all not even appreciative

for this [ __ ] elon doing out here y'all don't even know what's happening out there give me a cash app so i can send you all

your [ __ ] so y'all can do a dance man go elon go elon

no uh alan thank you 1.5 billion dollars into bitcoin

yes stupid broke his out there [ __ ] it up taking their money out of it

that's some republican [ __ ] to say stupid broken

they oh i [ __ ] i don't care i stand by that listen that's that's it right i

yeah one day it's gonna click he on his mega energy yeah they want me to be magazine

man it's okay you still love black people you know that right i don't know that because i'm not mega are you magazine joe's not mega

joe's not maggot

absolutely i don't think though oh we never got into the discord there's a there's a mistake i love it just taking the system up

[ __ ] this the discord is the best part of the patreon those haven't participated yeah we didn't get into

discord i might i took my you don't want trying to rush us into sleepers we got about seven times okay but we also got to come

back seven topics lined up yeah we gotta come back tomorrow this is our thoughts on this now

but discord i spent my saturday on there oh just the friends of the show category

there's a bunch of tabs y'all some horny [ __ ] man i [ __ ] with you that's true and i'm not saying just

just the guys

[ __ ] discord but boy are they having fun when the sun is out that's funny so this one's some late

night [ __ ] ian told me they was in there asking for our bdsm uh test results they wanted us all to

take the test yeah yeah i hate them back in time yes i took this test months ago

yes as did i so i sent him the results to my test and then he hit me back and said the [ __ ] are you sharing this with me

for i'm not doing anything with it what is it i'm like oh man she's trying to get closer to you

how much do you like tying women up or being tied up more you're the only one that needs to take the test yeah i'm the only one that

what needs to take that test

no no it was both it was a voyeur and uh exhibitionists combined okay i

know voyeur you beat china i don't mind if people watch me and i like to watch other people oh yeah then go [ __ ] [ __ ] right now

see you later go to my bedroom later bye no [ __ ] right

now when you're a boy or whatever you say don't mean leave and go [ __ ] it means [ __ ] right here

nah you know [ __ ] be gunshot [Music] [ __ ] gotta get the hammer ready before

they get [ __ ] funny i gotta get ready i'm gonna prepare myself i gotta

to perform in front of an audience yeah why not come on down good says the guy that hasn't had a

threesome no i just had i ran into somebody i never tried that with reason okay i've had three sums where there was

other people watching i'm just saying it takes some time to just you know you gotta warm up you're able to perform in front of a bunch of people

you like an old chevy you gotta warm up first let that engine run a little bit let this [ __ ] go around the block yeah yeah we got to stop this too in

2021 dudes can't just throw around i had to threesome too no i need to see the two girls

enough

yeah but they're not equal if it ain't two amazingly beautiful women we get that could be two basically beautiful women that are bad at sex

you're right but anytime a man says yo man i remember that something i had a little threesome out there any time a man says the word threesome you just

imagine the most beautifulest thing in this world like keith murray no no that ain't just the truth i said i said specifically to a threesome where

people were watching i didn't allude to one that you know i had to but was one of them ugly i'm talking what if she was ugly

somewhere i was being watched you guys are missing everything that's a whole different type of thing i mean it's not for me but i

there's there's some people in the room you could have two beautiful women and they're not good at sex

it could be a terrible threesome you could have one beautiful woman and one ugly girl and have an amazing threesome you could have two ugly girls

that have a terrible threesome doesn't matter thank you for that breakdown i'm just saying

all righty then hey it's for all you lovers out there

mic check one two one two i want to thank you all for listening to the pub with us man i want to thank the

gang for really coming in here and talking that [ __ ] to the guys man huh so effortlessly

so seamlessly it's nothing something light something light on the wednesday you heard

i want to shout out to the people that still might be struggling with a valentine's day gift

i want to shout out to anybody out there that might be going through a divorce doing this during this difficult time

shout out to anybody having to fight for their possessions with the person they once loved and lived with because [ __ ]

is getting ugly out there and lawyer fees are high uh who else we want to shout out man

shout out to everybody co-parenting peacefully shout out to everybody buying multiple

gifts for the person you love and the other person you love and you're only keeping that love from

both of them because they wouldn't understand just how much you love them both or all three of them who knows

who else we got a shout out man shout out to the people that the holidays are a difficult time

for especially valentine's day

who else we got to share [Laughter] that's your [ __ ] right there [ __ ] went

crazy and they got back on his cool [ __ ] oh man horror is [ __ ] brown war

all right we getting out of here man thank you all for listening keep us in your prayers lord knows we need to be there until the next time

i bid you a dude farewell adios ceriva derci hasta la vista so long goodbye do

remember life is a series of moments and moments past so let's make this one last

as if it's all we have rest in peace to marty schottenheimer

rest in peace to tom kanchowski one more game one more

game one more game tom kaczowski super scout man amazing scout

beloved figure in the basketball scene in new york especially in new york city yeah yeah peace mary wilson from the supremes

yeah protect your energy out there rest in peace to these legends that we lost

everybody stay safe out there uh what i'm about to say um

life is a series of moments and moments past so let's make this one last as if it's all that we have we'll talk to y'all on

saturday enjoy your week anything happening this week i need to know about more snow in new york

not too much some light a little lightweight snow don't worry you want to dig your cars outside do remember

do remember that the baddies are insecure the stagnant women want to travel in a closed-minded women want you

to teach them things grab an ib pro friend enjoy your headache we will speak to you guys

later this back when they just used to put horny talking in the bridge of the song let me let it ride out man these

[ __ ] crazy yeah horace yeah i love you who's recording this

horace then he came in moaning right after her listen how nasty is wait a minute