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podcast later episode number 42 I'm assuming right is that right or wrong somewhere around there yeah we don't we

don't know it's it's somewhere around 240 mark but I think it's 42 often do you know believe you correct

I'm normally correct yeah Austin would know way to go Austin way to co-sign of me uh I'm your host Jill button I have

Michael roars here with me good evening everybody and finally I've waited an

extremely long time to start a podcast without a Mahdi Monroe I said good

evening like people Davis yes yeah I was trying not to say anything let you rock

out well it's evening time it's evening time what we're doing it so I I will take it Mahdi Monroe due to traffic

complications could not be here on time and I certainly was not going to wait

for her because it cost more in my parking lot here's number one yeah it goes from like

30 to 54 [ __ ] over an hour and a half or some crazy [ __ ] like that number one um and the only problem I guess with

Maddie not being here is I know a lot of you while we have been taping the show I have been dying to know why Marissa is

on the show she should have never texted

start without me yeah unfortunately when she's not here it just leaves two

extremely misogynistic affairs to ourselves yeah that's probably all bad

gonna hate women yeah pretty much I'm in I'm in no but I do want to talk

about I want to tell my sports well I actually have a serious conversation about sports on it's only right that we

start with you guessed it Kobe Bryant announcing his retirement um of course

that's not a secret to anyone unless you've been living to a rock somewhere ah and if you did

live under a rock hopefully you have some wife I see you Kobe is retiring I've won I'm saddened but I'm happy

about it I'm happy you know a phenomenal career if not the second best career of

all time as we see it his body's definitely taking a toll that she isn't that had the second best career of all

time arguably not arguably okay who would argue that he's got five rings

it's [ __ ] with 11 rings it's [ __ ] would [ __ ] individual careers okay

yeah I'm for him I'm not talking about a team so yeah it's pretty impressive I would I would say Kobe might be up there

he's up here I think the bro man all right just LeBron's we're ridding by ethnic uh bias here and I think you know

what I think that's part of the reason that I enjoy Kobe Bryant so much is because as a Knick fan I spent Jordan's

entire career hating him hating his guts I hated Michael Jordan with a passion because if you're a die-hard Knick fan

you should hate Michael Jordan with a passion it was until very late in Jordan's career where you just had no

choice but to respect it um colby was a bit different because he was on an

entirely different coast different team only saw the next two times year didn't stand in my team's way of competing for

a title there's a joke in there somewhere my team's way of competing for a title yeah picture that I wish but uh yes I'm

happy I know everybody wants to talk about his bad shooting percentage this season and I think this season is a wash

I don't really think that you can count it I don't wanna put an asterisk to it yeah yeah yeah you shoulda made any of

mine to find his career not at all he's - great - great it's it's almost a shame that he only has one MVP um but I get it

you should have more um I don't know what number they're gonna retire for him

eight or 24 my guess is 24 what you got more rings with 24 right I got what -

with eight no one with a way to retire both of them yeah that works well I think eight is retired period from the

NBA I don't think you can be number eight anymore really I think they got rid of it not because of Kobe I just don't think no

eight is available oh that's hard yeah so I mean I wouldn't why wouldn't number

he be real I don't know I feel like they did that or maybe I'm thinking when the NFL got we're wide receivers couldn't

wear single-digit numbers well we don't know we don't fact check on the show no no no who cares but I think they should

retire um both but what do I know Lakers not gonna listen to me that's one

two I was glued to my TV um the other

night I've been on tour so I've been missing I've missed all of my shows I've missed all important sporting events but

Golden State starting whatever they started 14 and out right so eventually

these guys have to lose so last night they played the Jazz two nights ago for you guys they played Utah Utah's a

scrappy young athletic energetic team with bodies they can run up and down

they can play some small ball they've got Rudy Gobert who can protect the rim they've got Gordon Hayward and get his

own shot creepers teammates they got some town over there Rodney hood blah blah blah blah blah and they gave

these boys a fight they were up and then [ __ ] Steph Curry just became Steph

Curry I really want to talk about too much but the point is they won there 19 and oh and I think they're gonna do it

in a repeat or there no no no no no no I don't mean to be um I think people's I

think they're gonna beat the Bulls record I don't know what are they on that that-a-way trip currently where

it's like I think this is gonna be a big tell of that and how long they can last

because I mean obviously going on very long away trips can take a toll on a

team that plays that quick fine their schedule they're on the road right now

they had Utah on a team that is designed on energy I don't know how long you can

keep that up when you have 12 games on the road in 14 days well they don't have

12 games on the road I got a three-game road trip I thought they had some long road trip coming up well I bet that it

hasn't that's not here yet they're only three road trip I don't know who but it

doesn't matter they're already on pace to do it I don't think that they'll I don't think that they'll repeat because

I just don't know if they have what it takes to really get through the West um

if everyone is healthy um I like how old KC matches up with Golden State um the

Spurs will always be there because I've learned to stop betting against the Spurs what else has happened who else is over the under West the

Clippers look like you see the rocks like [ __ ] the West really ain't [ __ ] no tables of turn you got [ __ ] the Spurs OKC and

Golden State I don't respect the Rockets alright Roy see this is exactly why we dire intermarry can't I can't totally

and do this year saying there's a lot that Rory can't do simultaneously yes I said simultaneously okay so off that

matter we've got sports out the way without Marisa how can we how can we bash women oh I was talking with a woman

that was trying to look over transition

it was how can we manage woman well I was talking to uh she was trying to tell

me that women are more interesting than men and here here's where I was a bit

drawn back by it men being interesting keeps the human race going I'm following

a man spends his whole life trying to become interesting multi-layered

wealthy so he can [ __ ] women that just makes him more a more interesting person

women don't have to be interesting because now I'm not speaking for anyone in this room but we all know men that

will just stick their dick and anyone that will allow them to okay they don't you know women don't have to be interesting they just have to show up so

I was thrown back that this woman really thought that women were more interesting

than men being interesting is our survival as a horrible good I'm not this

isn't misogynistic this is the circle of life no it was fantastic to us is it's 100 percent misogynistic and

I'm trying to find something wrong with what you just said this is why me and you can't be in the same I'm trying to

find something wrong what we just said yeah I can't no can't we have choices

but to be interesting what if we could just [ __ ] without being interesting a lot of us wouldn't be interesting yeah you're right

Hey again argued she tried you should have invited her here

no women do just have to show up that's it you know the type of [ __ ] well we'd

become better let me not say men are better people than women then maybe going a bit too far but we become better

because of women cuz we have to [ __ ] them you know if we weren't interesting I don't think there'd be as many people

remind me to never start a podcast with just me and Rory do you what this guy's

saying and do you know what I'm just gonna say even if the stuff is treating

that supposed state of stuff I can't have a couple of uh I did have a couple of questions about women I had a few

it's about time and and though there is a woman here I'm not gonna ask her any of these questions I'm just gonna kind

of throw these out in the air because I was doing my meet-and-greet at the New Jersey show hmm and just took [ __ ]

forever I actually thought I ran through a kind of quick shout-out to everybody who came out and uh Stan old New Jersey

we rocked out there oh you would I'm so glad you didn't turn around while you're

performing MBA what I was getting my [ __ ] dab on oh my god

don't ever damn - MBA it's a great dab song don't knots a really good nap so why do young people have to dab well I I

do that I do it as a joke yeah I don't whether you but what happens is we start doing [ __ ] as a joke and like licks cuz

lit is now in my vocabulary lit we started just making a mockery of that's

how that started no and 100% and and now I just say 24/7 there's a few other things I say

started as a joke I think me listening the future started as a joke and now he's like the man I love it yes well I

mean I said on this podcast before that future hive was a troll until it but yeah that's that's another thing but

yeah so I'm doing my [ __ ] meet-and-greet and all these girls are coming up and they're telling your stories or whatever and we're taking

pictures and you cute he's in the ground up there were some attractive woman in the crowd I was all I'm always intrigued

by women and their sides during picture taking oh yeah yeah you're referring to

women have the angles that they need be it they have a good side and a bad side which is why we're way more interesting

because we don't give a [ __ ] about [ __ ] like that but why don't men have that cuz we're not well no no no well no men

are certainly insecure they try to defend women in obvious this goes right back to my first theory about men being

more interesting where we have to play to our personality and what we can offer mentally they have to show up attractive

to get the better man so they're programmed to pay attention to their

sides and their angles but don't they look the same on both sides not according to them so they don't I'm

not saying to us to them they'll find imperfection but he just walked in and she looks the same on both sides you

just walked in and she looks the same on both sides you look so you guys have a side that you take pictures on like what's your

side hey Jess gin gin this Asia I do my mole side you're Mossad and why is that

I don't know it's just what I do things that makes her unique what's your side

your right side see what I mean it's just stupid woman it's stupid we were just big

enough wondering the entire time me

amore can never start a podcast together again women bashing my story on my weekend

you're gonna bash them in even more and if people wonder well I'm sure they

don't wonder but what me and Joe went what means oh do we hang out it's this I love women

maybe you want to wear around you don't well we're both super respectful to women in love women but we just point

out because we pay attention so much to them that we may find flaws quicker than other people do and that one of them I'd

be dumb idaho's Yeah right I'm not talking about women I'm coming home as

oh you did that [ __ ] snorkel off no I'm Scully Brown like snorkel wood

red hair shucks and why is a she here is she

she's an intricate part of my week is it look like she's dressed like Raheem

DeVaughn girlfriend buggin for those

that don't know who ages she's on the beginning of love I'm good I want to know why she's here cuz she helped me do

my don't have the authority to invite you help me I'm not here what I'm here

you are here what you say yes on your

winter jacket and here she is so hoody by the way where is it it's a hoodie oh that that's not a

winter jacket Asia she doesn't know see anyway are you telling us a story tell me Morgan -

woman okay yes I was really [ __ ] so as I told you guys you were rude I still

might be okay um I was on a dating app right and I met this one guy off it who works for an airline and he was really

nice I didn't know if I really was filling him that much we were texting him can i time out during a story yep how do you know this guy that's really

nice yes I I'm just saying through text I don't really know but this is my point well this is what he did me a favor so

that's why he's nice um he was trying to help me super serial killers

you bake people to get into it so don't forget me for them though I never met him right so then we're supposed have a

date this past Saturday out in New York or something he's all excited about it so you have a date with a super nice guy did you don't know this past Saturday

yeah how the [ __ ] is supposed to get to know people dummy you go on dates with them God anyway so then I was on the

phone with French on Friday he was like y'all I miss you I haven't seen you in a minute that you know I mean no I'm just this is important you think I'm in st.

Louis today I'm in Atlanta tomorrow why don't you come out with me and then we're taking a sprinter back to New York LA blah blah and I'm like ah you know

it's already Friday I'm I can't catch a flight to say hello hello maybe I'll come to Atlanta he was like yeah you should is DJ holidays birthday it's me it's 2 Chainz

its ties all these you people that a lot I'm like word so I didn't want to tell her did you say word no you show me two

word Oh we were on the phone we were literally on the phone oh okay so then I'm like right well I can't cancel this

date to go to a random Atlanta party like he's gonna be like [ __ ] why and I wanted to ask him for a buddy pass and I

didn't want to say just to go to her party let me get a buddy pass to skip our date today meet up with rappers

exactly so I text Asia cuz she just so I tweeted that I wanted to skip town and she tweeted me back like oh you know

where you want to go and I text her like Atlanta she said I'm in Atlanta that works out great I'm like perfect

I'm already crazy mention my French tie

yeah hey when did you get back from LA Atlanta or wherever you're at when was

Thanksgiving over there's day as he stayed family is like the mystery ho I'm

telling you Asia is a [ __ ] home but I can't prove it whole story's the same no go down to

your Philly show she was telling us some og og hopes emoji booze - yeah

in addition why she's the queen so clearly she you know and that's what another thing that's funny this time not

Emma Asia tells all of her whole [ __ ] to like women she don't tell the guys she told

me and I must be a [ __ ] boy it wasn't it wasn't such a [ __ ] no no discovery

nobody nobody has a bit nobody said that

so then I'm texting H I'm like alright I really want to [ __ ] come and I'm gonna ask him for this buddy pass but I

need a good reason so give me like a really famous Atlanta person and I'm gonna say I have to interview them and it's a big moment for my career she's

like oh rich homie Quan I'm like [ __ ] that's not somebody you go to Atlanta for sounds like my career

sounds like Usher boom saw text them I'm like yo you know is it possible like tomorrow you could get me a buddy pass

to Atlanta like I know it's last-minute and I know we have to cancel our day but we could do it Sunday I gotta come right back I got this huge opportunity to

interview uh sure it's gonna be really huge for my career so I'm using your career to live one way way way is even

deeper than it you're using your career to lie for a flight yep I wanted I

really didn't care about our date and I really I want to just go party so moving on um he was like okay also a [ __ ]

sucker so he gets me the buddy pass right and who's this gentleman we just

know he's a really nice guy yeah well he and we never even met Carrie he's like twenty-eight something like that and he

called me in the morning like did you get on your fly bubble bubble black I got this earliest flight like 6:00 a.m. he and I'm like yeah I'm thirsty or well

no because you have to bond the first one Castillo um buddy passes are standby and my son is my thirsty so I get there

at 8:00 a.m. and Asia's asleep and my other hunger who lives there she's way way away why is Asia sleep at 8:00 a.m.

her family should be there wave wave yeah I thought your family was

in a strip club with you my cousin her

bros were in this video yeah yeah her home I know we got it we got it we got

Hank we're saying so this is lie so then I text my girl Emily I'm like you know

what time can you come get me cuz I was gonna be staying with her that night and she was a car I can't come till 3:00 I gotta go to some game on my boyfriend's

mom you're you reliant on mad people travel I know this is ridiculous so I'm

just like okay [ __ ] it I'll just sing an airport bubble of love but then eventually she makes up and she's like you know kind of my family's house

whatever so as I'm going there I had already posted my ticket on Instagram and somebody commented like cracking the [ __ ] up you're just going for the title

why are you posting your ticket I do it every time why are you questioning me oh no no no I just want to know because

women do that and then they put like the little plain emoji like hose literally written but what I'm doing it's my

Instagram it's what I want to do my page okay why would you put up a video laughing with eating cookies with Just Blaze who cares right honey no it wasn't

funny so I go over to Asia's house right

but so somebody had commented cracking the [ __ ] up you're just there to see the Ty dolla sign concert and I guess he was like stalking my page so I don't know if

he looked up the flights at Delta or whatever but he texts me like yo you're not gonna go interview Usher this is ty dolla sign concert tonight you're going

through that and I was like no no what do you mean and then he was like I see Tyrone Griffin is on the LAX flight

right now and I was like holy [ __ ] how does he know that who's Tyrone girl that's Ty's real name he was like

looking up the Delta flight he's on the LAX plane yeah he was leaving LAX to Atlanta what do you have to do to write

that's what I'm saying so then I [ __ ] up right cuz I got so [ __ ] nervous and I'm like oh no that's also usher his

manager's name I don't know why I said that like that was the worst lie wait why are you confused

wait this is like a I hate young people wait let's backtrack okay why did he

look up Ty's name because he had a concert because somebody's had commented on my Instagram like you're just gonna tie Dallas yeah homeboys wirings to go why would

you reply to him see that's uh sure's man I don't know why wouldn't you just say what random

name did you just search all right I don't know I can lie why why right and I'm like he doesn't even listen to hip-hop like that I should be straight

he said he's that I could have questioned it after I say that and he was like yo you're [ __ ] lying like uh shares manager has a concierge service

with Delta that's not his name and I was like oh my god I'm this is bad this is this is horrible so I'm just confused he

just spat out a random name to you and then he just said I guess I guess he looked up Ty's real name oh yeah I'm

sure it's not a random name he blurted I'm sure he did his due diligence aying

but if she wasn't lying okay wait wait

wait so you had a coach yeah and you were bad I'm telling them like oh my god this is they're like just stop just stop

you're in too deep I'm like now I'm gonna keep going now I gotta win now I'm angry and now I got a [ __ ] witness I wait wait wait timeout what what are you

angry about because she's proving me wrong this is an argument with a woman

in a nutshell I was getting mad that I was getting caught in my light I was determined to not get caught right let's

just say that one more time slower I was getting mad that I was getting caught in my lie and I was determined to not get

caught I was gonna get out of it all right for the people that did miss that she was getting mad that she was getting

caught in her lie by a dude who was kind enough he's a nice guy we know he's a

nice guy who was kind enough to just arrange her travel yes doesn't know every campaign literally to the she's

made some like your Asia here's the plan I'm gonna change your name in my phone

at Tyrone girl wait timeout Asia why are you still letting Marissa

at this point there were four other females in this house who told her to stop can I get the now he's four females

who are these women my are your family all right do you feel

like that who told her to stop however she wanted to keep going so as a good

friend even though every step of the way I said you should not be doing this i

assisted her didn't know I'll get to the part this is worse I'm still trying to

wrap my brain around the usher men I don't know why if I'd been shown about my brain around her some time I changed her name on my phone to Tyrone Griffin

and I'm like email me right and put Ari and I'm sure you put the phone name - yeah instead of trying to act casual

about it and just put sorry so I I had to do re-interviewed well whatever date on what date was so I had her email me

like hey Morris I made her spell my name wrong I made her sign a TG I made her say that she was landing at 8:00 p.m. all this

other [ __ ] so then I replied so that I could doctor her email address to make it like t Griffin bla bla bla and to

doctor the time to make it the night before so then she replied back to me so we could doctor it a couple more times and we had like a four email thread and

I'm wrong for thinking that Marissa's a idiot am I wrong and now I'm just trying I'm just

committing honestly because sometimes I feel bad like damn I'll be going on

Armani what did you tell these stories so this is a great story they're all

like oh my god sighs screenshot the email I sent it to him I said I hope you feel stupid and he just wrote back okay so I'm like boom got him so I go about

my day right like four hours later I left Asian at my home girl came to get me we go over to the concert so y'all

balling no well we separated now so now I'm with my boy he got me in the show I said you bald yeah a friend she didn't get there yet

so we're waiting on him and I'm a home girl and um so we're at this show and a fan from the podcast sees me there and

he tweets like yo did I just see Marissa Mendez at beer and tacos and I guess he was searching my mentions at that time

of course so he texts me like you're not interviewing him you're at the concert and I was like no I'm not and then the

fan found me and took a picture with me right he tweets it but I still don't retweeted I'm not touching it but he was just he

he looked at your mentions and then you took a picture with the source after saying we're there so then I'm like

alright alright I got this I have a 3-way bro your quote-unquote hiding from

this kind man yes I know I'm [ __ ] up left and in your brain the way tied is

to take a picture I mean I didn't tweet it with you with the source

so then well let me to help you really quickly I know I [ __ ] up this whole thing

listen but when you go to your Instagram that little icon on Twitter he's

checking Twitter the guy that took a picture of you posted it we're on Twitter and this guy and the guy on top

even easier so he just gets to click his name right there so then um well you

didn't know that you had earlier in the story he was in your [ __ ] no my Instagram [ __ ] yeah but not my Twitter

it's two separate things it's no what's tonight what are you talking about if somebody's in your [ __ ] Instagram they're in your

Twitter too how is the same and this is a good and if he's researching that much

in Ozone Elizabeth sure can we get we can explain to you we can't understand it for you anyway we can't just go uh so

then I sense him this three-year-old photo of me not sure that I made black and white because I was just trying to commit to this or hey no don't take her

Mike I want to hear the rest of this I want to hear the rest of it no no no we have to stop this insanity

for a second let's just me we need a quick recess us to just all gather

ourselves

wait wait hold on no what's all the key points when Maddie gets gets the mic back I keep thinking

that um the story has reached its climax in terms of like just [ __ ] [ __ ]

stupidity and like idiotic see mm-hmm and I'm wrong

actually I take it one further minute every time I think that I have seen it all from Marisa and what makes this

worse is you had an older woman what a

one who I don't think age is stupid at all no and I think age has been in these streets and I don't have no way but

she's been in these streets I don't think age is actually far from stupid Maddie should have done that

before she asked for the body listen I think I'm hearing things wrong before I

took your microphone away right did you say that you took a three year old

picture with Usher and made it black and

white and at this point Maddie is thinking in there go ahead but

I'm killing it right now like I got him now always Jenna wants to chime in I'm

sure her here is the only thing that looks different in three years

let me see the picture and our fans will see it because that is gonna be the artwork fireside mother you find it so

um I'm blown away I sent him the picture right and I'm like anyway so I'm about to interview him now I'll talk to you

later what time at night is this it's like 6:00 p.m. oh he's got mad time to wait

they're looking uh I wouldn't roll with that's no no no no no no let me see come on think

I sure don't even look what are you talking about what do you wait wait where did you take

this picture October 2012 butwe're oh in Philly Oh

if something's void how long was your buddy past from Friday or Saturday

morning okay okay so was all right I wasn't I was thinking maybe you could be like no I'm interviewing him tomorrow

yeah so um I sent him that but that's when he sent me back the fan photo he's like that's not even that outfit you're

wearing right now and I'm like oh god damn I'm just I'm [ __ ] and then I was like um I changed I said I change for

the cameras then boom he bust out three year old photo from my Instagram he went all the way back to 2012 at that point I

waved the white flag he was like you're your buddy pass is canceled tomorrow

blah blah blah and I'm like oh this is bad this isn't good then no not so

they're not so big let's take another brief pause so the photo that you used

to trick this man I didn't think he would got it was ready you went that

readily available for public viewing on the Instagram that he's already said

he's been on I know he's already

admitted to you that he's been on your Instagram and your Twitter it's a few thumb motions it's not hard to find it

wait wait wait time out because I think I died last let me school woman's or

something really quickly three years is not that far to go back for men Matt

really I can get back to 375 weeks ago in ten swipes wait wait wait wait wait

single photo look at every sin how would he know that was from October

2012 is obviously not current so uh we

happen to be sitting on a table with my boy his friend and I don't know what his friend does for disposable income but he

was like you need a flight back and I'm like yeah he's like I got you right now I'm like oh I'm not even gonna ask

questions and he booked the flight and I had a flight over the next day and we went out partied and it was literally

there's literally no more I'm not leaving out a part of that guy booking me a flight like he I don't even know his name he literally booked me a flight

screenshot to [ __ ] to me showed it to me are you supposed to be interviewing someone in New York according to him no

there was literally he was just I don't know what I said I don't know what he does don't care don't want to know but I

had a flight home I got home in one piece at a decent time at home at 8:00 p.m. the next day boom squad picked me up

from the airport and I made it home he went to the club that night I met up a friend she had a great [ __ ] time got drunk that's great I'm home now and I blocked

him from my phone the Delta guy because I lost that there's no even there's no

coming back from that yeah wait wait what why is he a stalker

I figured it out worried I figured it

out listen to this mighty text doesn't said to start the podcast without her

yes you and I started which sports that was some boring [ __ ] and then we

were looking for a way to show our misogynistic ways right and we were a

little lost money comes in and gives us all an agent and gives us all of this

ammo - hey I think I figured out why

Marty's on the show to continue our massage

because we hate her maybe uh maybe we're not misogynistic maybe we're conditioned

by mati in this podcast maybe were the victims what we were just an eight and

it's this be my problem with women uh one of my women right but people in

general I do believe that people in general everyone should have that good good friend I think that everyone needs

a good good friend the good good friend is the person that should tell you when you [ __ ] [ __ ] up

I mean age' told me but she was like I'm gonna help you regardless after you just said that entire story and then said I

blocked him Asian chimes in with yeah because clearly he was a stalker hey are

you that stupid - I'm just I know you're not that good I'd like to believe that you aren't that stupid okay I did not

also me with anything that she did however you're the reason she I'm in a

it's lit so that's my fault so all of this is because of me you

could have prevented some live if I know Rory is a killer and I say worry I'm

over here in Griffin come too and Rory comes through and kill someone killer I

know he's a killer you know Marty is uh is a special word

that I don't really know right now well I know to where my lover's I won't say did you know my tea is whatever the word

is but wait can I all right all right

and I'm doing is why I didn't want the guy's name no well I'm gonna ask I'm sure he listens to this podcast oh yeah

he's going to yo Joe no no I want you to email I'll name this podcast later at gmail.com I want to get

your telephone number and I want you to call it we want to interview you no no no no you email us we me and Michael

Ross would personally like to interview you because maybe he's hurt I don't I'll

name this podcast little email calm isn't it this guy has done nothing but get her

afraid she's cursing him out I don't understand well I'm also confused that

their confusion of his behavior to scroll back that far obviously a guy that just gives you a ticket without meeting you is a bit

strange to begin with so why is his strange behavior surprising you they're

saying it's strange about my visit ticket which I'm a real-ass Nick Bunning

but if I get a [ __ ] like a buddy pass yeah I'm risking my job you damn right

I'm checking to see uh what's she doing well you're [ __ ] idiot for just putting a stranger on there with your

job but no he's not yes he is no he's mad I'm defending him after the

fact but he could have avoided this whole thing if you didn't just [ __ ] say be a mutt and be like yeah I'll fly

you down there listen knowing good and well if you're gonna go interview usher they paid me a [ __ ] ticket but I

don't I don't know that he knows that he's not in the business that that we're in he may not know Nate works for

funding whatever help so wherever the [ __ ] he works when I'm alone number two if he wanted to [ __ ] Marty that goes

back to what we were just saying before Marty got here that's it if he wants to [ __ ] Marisa he's given it a ticket he's

trying to be interesting for Marisa I'm not knocking him for that I'm knocking

him for trying to be interesting for Marisa nobody should ever be trying to [ __ ] Marisa but yeah I want told him I

do the whole time the crazy white friend and then when she found out that her

last name was Mendez she became the resourceful Spanish I want to be like any air photos

in the midst of this did he like yeah well he was scrolling maybe he liked

something I gotta find his IG and insta diiemma after this is there a way for us

to find yeah we gotta we gotta find and I blocked him on snapchat before des I do think he's gonna listen to this podcast though 100% I really do podcast

hmm we got we got a nice guy we definitely got any of you this guy

what's his number I don't know I'm gonna text them we can

always steal merciful I didn't want to be around for the day where you don't

behave like like it's cute now and it's kind of funny now but it's sad and

shameful and no it's nasty they get what

was fun about that story way way would only [ __ ] you might need more help in

that door you and Asia think that that was you guys honey that's not what I'm

debating that was you guys his idea of fun I spent the weekend in the house wait

flying somewhere flying somewhere that you just you just flying somewhere art

to go to a party okay people do the whole time and lying right back

that sounds like fun you're right yeah okay not having the means to fly

somewhere I had it then you didn't how think

median one minute you ain't got it no I'm being cheap then you ain't got it nice logic that's really great

if you don't spin again I got if you can't afford to do it twice you can't and then don't do it don't do it once if you didn't wanna spend it you don't have

it if you don't wanna spend it you don't have it when you have it you spend it

yeah like you're so crazy like other people's money exactly would you like to have this

conversation because if you can Marisa getting a buddy pass from homeboy rich people have money that they spend

what I'm completely also are afforded free [ __ ] from everywhere probably

because of who they are what what does that have to do with if you don't want to spend it then you don't have it I'm

not comparing rich people to Marisa what I'm comparing is people who have money

that they can spend on something but choose not to many will think okay

happy won't do it yeah I'm a zip this one up really fast what tax bracket is Murr saying yes you do yes you do

yes you do see how fast this conversation gets quiet guess what tax

bracket versus in what tax bracket is Murray saying exactly so anyway so

listen so you go out there not on your own dime great now you lie to cover a

lie to cover a lie to cover a lie to cover a lot of cover line and all other lies is bad horrible and now you're

stranded in it land you got it no yeah you should have told him that

that was your homegirl text him from your phone well it got me out of a few lines never works I don't know how that

line I don't know how that line worked for Rory it could have what I want to do

I want to be able to use that line and it work you're my homeboy had my phone

he was texting I've seen that line work at least three times it works still I

don't been line has expired like a decade ago especially if all your friends have fun

in texting women out there it was somewhat true there was some evidence

there so that's why I got away with it the win is a [ __ ] ever texting from another [ __ ] phone ever in life right

like what would be the purpose maybe their phones look good maybe the phone I was tweeting from someone else's phone

before so I guess that could happen the one that's married and lives with his wife Texas from his man's phone but he

would text his wife

and you were gonna go interview uh sure

Joe is now doing laps around the studio why are your pants so tight because Joe

dresses like a 20 year old now now you're just doing general just take the

[ __ ] joke I'm going on for a week you know ease my pants are so tight right

because [ __ ] jr. oh ho that's not nice

what you saying that you're getting bigger no smarty pants uh but Jen

[ __ ] flies in the town right Jen from Tampa did you have someone interview Jen

no Jen was here on business um what and what happened Jen flies up

here and I see Jen and because Jen knows that I love [ __ ] just comfortable

[ __ ] she starts telling me about some [ __ ] called [ __ ] Lululemon have you

ever heard of Lululemon of course not I've never have you ever a little limit no of course not

my I won't ask Marty I'm sure she's never aluminum so she sound like this Lululemon yeah of course I don't know the [ __ ] Lululemon is I'm thinking she's

on from Tampa [ __ ] right so she says oh no the [ __ ] in the words like she works for [ __ ] Lululemon oh that's

the most compliment in the world it's amazing you never want to buy anything else and I'm like whatever just shut the [ __ ] up but fine so then we go to a mall Garden

State I'm always a car Steve very much I'm in Garden State so much that had this entire wall memorized so then she

starts saying I bet there's a little lemon in here I'm like yeah it's

definitely not a Lululemon and Garden State well I've had I had and I said I have this home all memorized there's no

limit there was not a little symbol like you never see a little red thing with a little upside-down looking you I'm like

yeah sold for that so then she does what no black person would ever do ever

to go straight to the directory and what's right there on the directory

Lululemon and to add insult to injury you know where Lululemon is right next

to the Apple store do you know how many times I'm in Apple Store but if you don't know what it is you're not paying attention so now the way this store

looks I have seen it before because I always I look at it and I say why does

this store look like that like it's just stupid it's not gonna attract anybody to come in like it's covered in gold like

it attracts scammers I'm sad that they don't have like a limited symbol this covered in gold they got like really

whack [ __ ] [ __ ] in the window um aka your outfits for the past week yeah no

no not in the window so anyway we go in there and she throws me these [ __ ]

sweatpants mir ID the great say no you got to try them on to see your Lululemon size lads men we don't try oh that does

look like a [ __ ] lululemon athletica but anyway so I go in a dressing room

and with these sweatpants now Jen is [ __ ] just throwing mad [ __ ] over the

thing try this on to try this on hey here's a shirt live needs hands no color here take these and even some

khakis and a real comfort wager so I'm and I'm now trying [ __ ] on I'm the guy that's trying you know and walking out

of the dress oh my god you're that guy

I'm that guy I think I'm the only guy in the store at this point and Jen is just down there looking like she's a boss by

coaching you this so after an hour after

an hour in the fitting room and she's like what is this [ __ ] was this [ __ ] you

[ __ ] said she said uh it's a very

excited so I'm like alright I'm excited right I got a deal I gotta get this so she takes all this [ __ ] and what are

they all of this [ __ ] it's a lot of [ __ ] puts it on the register now I'm a man who

likes nice things but you ain't got it but I'm saying I kind of know you gotta

know when something is gonna cost like when I tell that story about me going to

atrium and I've went for the two hoodies and the cute girl was it - [ __ ] in front it I knew that that had the

potential to course I'm because I'm an atrium but I'm in Lulu [ __ ] limits so how much could some sweats and Jen

didn't have the buddy pen and a hoodie cost oh and add insult to injury she was

bald to be buying my damn sweat pants my one sweat Pierce weapons that we went any for but anyway to make a long story

long um they bring the stuff up and she says okay so that'll be eight hundred

and forty five dollars like 750 he could

have flown your 80s being back [ __ ] like that right 750 850 for some [ __ ]

sweats and shirts and a bunch of [ __ ] that's all very nice stuff by the way oh so yeah so I was in the game at that

point yes no I don't want to be I'm in

the guy at the register is rung up there's a pretty girl next to me and the

girl at the counter so I pay free [ __ ]

you didn't even pull the excess money with my sighs let me take my plan in my

head is it like Maddie's plan my plan is and we'll never

like why so I paid for this stuff we have these bags and we're leaving and in

my head I'm saying well I could always just go return this when when Jen leaves

yeah by myself oh that's why you were so upset when you

burnt the hole through them I was trying to figure out why you were so mad no

wait wait wait so so that was my plan in my head what do the vehicle know I

wanted to wear the outfit that I went in there for which was sweaty but the ties

we have in the back are like really long and skinny so like they're itchy amongst you have to they're like tearaway texts

you tear them out yeah I thought you pop your tags when you go to wear your outfit that's what I do but no y'all

talked about popping the tags the label

pop the lid of this [ __ ] so I want to shout out to uh and then I burned a hole

in my [ __ ] brand-new [ __ ] sweatpants yeah sweatpants that I didn't

understand he had a cigarette that was not ashed hanging out of a window going 45 miles an hour

with his leg up and the ash went through so how did that even happen a cigarette

in your hand and you had my sweatpants and the window was open I can't quite figure out why you can't quite figure

out why the [ __ ] [ __ ] opinion number one number two

I've been smoking for 22 years I don't just have I'm not the smoker that has like a cigarette holes in its clothes

all this just smells like a big cigar and Newports my [ __ ] whole house things cars stay I'm not that smoker so

I don't I don't live that way that doesn't that's not a normal occurrence it's it's fun

I believe you bro but anyway so when I burned a hole in his weapon I took him very bad no they took him I took they

checked your Instagram and saw that you wore them you got them like listen I took you took a picture of the fan I

took the gray sweatpants that I had already worn three days in the row because I was gonna get my money's worth out of these pants right I took the grey

pants and the black pants were really a wrong size so I put him together I folded him up and we went back to

[ __ ] Lululemon right and I think I was by myself at first when I was

talking to ladies I said hi - oh I like to exchange this for different size and he said alright well do you have the

receipt I'm like no I'm gonna [ __ ] receipt but I have the card that I paid for it with yeah well do that I'm a nosy

huh so but Jim put the receipt the bag so lace it up here's ever seen the man

oh right is it all right so we got two receipt maps and she says uh then she

said where the tags and uh I know heavy

tax but Jim put one of the tags in the pocket did the black ones so they were

still there so then she was only doing me like one favor so that made it right so I exchanged [ __ ] and so he's like

mine I drop hands I'm gonna wish me a whole year I don't know what else I bought it's all hanging in my closet but

these are the bands that I'm wearing for the next two years now honestly dude

haven't really good [ __ ] in here to do but I'm done for all and it was gonna say terror I had the nerve to [ __ ]

say if she gives me this whole big hassle about exchanging the [ __ ] she says wait a minute oh I get my card

she's wait a minute you're Carlos Boozer no worries nobody said it said wait a

minute are you like Joe betting like a white girl that's it no oh

cuz that was about to make my day really cooler hey uh you should have taken that into play

yeah well that too it said Joe Budden if you want to know if I was that Joe boy oh because you look just like him and

that's your name no that's why would he use my fake fame to help cuz you wanted

to return the [ __ ] all of it and didn't have certain things okay wait I would have been like well you know um pit up

no no right here that's like when me um

Johnny lux Amani it was a few we went to Roscoe's right on a Sunday morning oh it

was outside wait was like 30 minutes long forty minutes long so we put our

name on the [ __ ] and we stand outside I just kickin it hanging out right and the guy who's in charge of letting him when he walks by is it yo man yeah and I'm

like yes the [ __ ] I am I said nope you show me you ain't on that show nope

nah me no you look just like him boy [ __ ] of you is smart you to thing somebody said oh [ __ ] yeah yeah I walked

over them farmers didn't want to make a big deal but if that tables ready

not all these [ __ ] I'm just used to dealing with like [ __ ] [ __ ] who will

charge you for some [ __ ] and then want to take a picture oh my god like nah [ __ ] you so I was used to that I [ __ ] it up but

we got in we ate we had a great time wonderful the spot the night before they knew who you were - they were sending over cotton candy let's ride the bull oh

yeah I failed miserably yeah oh yeah and that's a [ __ ] comedy sketch

that's what a recovering addict gets sent over he doesn't get bottles sent over to him I got like all excited that

they sent it to another table sparklers in the cotton candy it's that Marisa cotton candy um and

Marisa was going to ride the electrical built bull at Saddle Brook saddle ranch in LA never been well they had an

electrical bull that's like a tourist attraction where people go to any ride to [ __ ] the [ __ ] Marisa lasted for all of a millisecond

literally but wait you know how the guy

that controls the electrical [ __ ] the electrical bull right sometimes he wants you to stay on for the beginning

she fell on that part like he'll eat the bull forward slowly I only know this

because I had like half a cigarette left outside so I was watching to see the progress I was like all right they just

starting so I could take this last pool and get in there and when I took the last Pole she was going I was gonna go I

actually did really good on that thing before yeah but then all my friends call me a [ __ ] but why do you have a dude I

did really good Liam won in New York they do have one in Midtown yeah always want to top it out we did escape

the room in LA oh my god that was fun we talk do we yeah LA podcast yeah last

weekend even the cut the cover art was Hollywood yeah yeah you a man escape the

room watch me I left you oh you didn't do it well you don't oh yeah your friend

was whack my name what happened of Asia brought around this is the one that mati

was sleeping with in the car yes yes okay age of wood around some some I can't

really call her wack because I didn't see her be wack like she was perfectly fine to me but I guess on the way back

from Oakland she wore out her welcome in the car with domani and Johnny ran

you know how much of an idiot you gotta be for Johnny did not like like Johnny

doesn't like everybody so I wouldn't move down to month but when Johnny and brandy don't [ __ ] like you like the most

peaceful nice people ever they love every yeah like Brandon likes people I [ __ ] have no idea why he likes these

[ __ ] what he does what did she do she had her she had a feed out that was a

she was too familiar too fast okay she was she was too familiar and

too fast and too [ __ ] ish with people she didn't know Mike I'm asking her repeatedly that it

makes them uncomfortable can you please you know mommy Amani other thing with oh yeah so Armani is the one driving she got her

feet right on the [ __ ] console in my middle first of all that's just you shouldnt do that burger even if that's a

friend's garage carts when I was like okay I think Imani asked her hey do you

mind can you put or somebody didn't she just kept her foot there and then John even tried to compromise he's like how about

you just move it halfway back just the world we don't see it in like our peripheral she was like wow in her she

was trying to DJ like she had to all scored at one point she felt really entitled for I like to - well to buy her

some [ __ ] she was smoking on because weed and wasn't sharing the weed she thought it was bad it was bad it was bad

why do you bring that way she's I've been friends with her for 10 years and

she's usually really on point with everything or else I would never have brought her around because lord knows I don't want to hear about it for the next

however many days she's her all know she's from Chicago originally but she's been living in LA for a while and I

don't know what happened but she just had this switch up and it was just really bad my Chicago barber which I did

address her about after I just didn't know front of people you know you want

to check somebody in front of everybody yeah I was hoping about a minute alone to do that and that never happened until

it was too late so but I did address her body oh she did tell me to tell everyone that she truly and sincerely apologizes

not that that means anything at this point but I definitely did Jess know I love when people apologized to me for

[ __ ] that I don't know what they did well I'll tell you so that's [ __ ] right man don't ever

ever let it happen again either all right now that though that's all I was shooting I was trying to defend a girl

but I really couldn't so man we've got

that out the way again New Year's Eve is right around the corner I feel like the

year is flown by a mature night is approaching Christmas is around the corner but who cares I mean you're hot

on Christmas has God's work see told you

I noticed that because I saw the [ __ ]

I was trying to figure out if you had Wiley's W or the baseball team dummies

like why does Joe have that W on his hand and then I had to look at it to read it I would think as to what the

baseball W yeah and I know you're a Yankees fan that's across right yes yeah

that's the one that a Buddha was crucified on right I'm not a big fan of

not that I'm a big fan of Christmas I'm not a big fan of traffic and on Christmas well around eating super

smooth oh my leading up to Christmas there's traffic um I know my mom was

putting Christmas trees up in my house until I was 13 and I was like mom Christmas I just put up my tree last

night you're four years old Jenna's gonna decorate we really don't

need a Christmas tree she's a Scrooge do we really don't need a Christmas tree you give me one [ __ ] gift you put it

under the tree and then I gotta take this big-ass tree so we've been off that since I was like 13 and a little and like me and my mom

are good to each other all year round so we don't really care about like doing that on Christmas per se I don't know I

think it's just a nice day to just be with family and appreciate each other I

kind of try to do that every day too Tumi's Christmas signifies the end of

eggnog season is near and I need to go and buy all of the eggnog from the white

people what's that but but yeah yeah so

so what is everyone's New Year's Eve plan I'm saying this now because I just

want to I like to have a document at what people's plans are and then how their night actually goes done every

single year fit surprised a long time to paint a picture in the room he's looking

up in the sky with his mouth open seems a bit thrown back we've talked about the rest adjust here he's going to church

yes yes I think she's a bit yeah there's nothing wrong with going to church : is

great with my best friend and her lovely family it's about the other days in the

year I go fairly often the church Living Word Christian Fellowship I can't wait

to see you at the pearly gates you gonna have red explaining what things I love a

wholesome life well that's exactly one tomorrow but the wholesome life yeah I think you missed the wordplay you're

you're saying holes I'm yeah I'm dumb all the hosts mmmm yeah you know that

guy wasn't hurt oh please do we have to do bevel today no not pebble we have to do FanDuel

we're still working out the contrast level good segue there but we already

talked about sports so I guess we can just move and we didn't talk about the page reef the pager is [ __ ] lost believe it in

that I'm somewhat happy about it just cuz the pressure of an undefeated season is now gone and we can all focus

on the Panthers so what Russia had an undefeated season I know we lives lost

in the Superbowl to the Giants they always loose ajayan well no I I said I think I said to you before that I

thought they were gonna lose the dimmer so I wasn't really too surprised when that happened yeah we just didn't think

they would lose to Denver whit [ __ ] Brock I was at your show in the back on my ESPN app flipping the [ __ ] out

yeah but I think they got robbed I think the past got robbed I mean I only watch the highlights cuz I was watching you

Waller I saw the replay of the officiating and some of them calls oh man my pops was

texting me and kept saying we're getting [ __ ] we're getting [ __ ] I was like all right so something bad must be happening yeah they were really getting

[ __ ] when uh on the calls but whatever how was a show really good yeah so now

right go solo but [ __ ] it's just a weird venue over there but where is San home exactly like what is that by its

own a t28 Northwest what's that big ass

mole in Rockaway not Queens maybe that's what Liz it's right near

that weird town is in Rockaway mall it's

in Rockaway and it is a mall so Jason I like that sound looks like they do a lot of heroin oh that's nice it looks like a

really like meth town people left and

right no but the guy said it Oh real quick before we do this [ __ ] oh no

we're gonna do some fun oh we also have to open quick PSA its World AIDS Day well yesterday was what World AIDS Day

so please go get tested and know your status thank you very much you done

yep it truly is how it works go buy that

long gotta call you're busy are you good laughs oh cool you could take that your

doctor tested I'd do what's that Chris Rock job where he calls all his [ __ ] during the in-between of his AIDS test

and it's like stay me there no Amy's dead how'd you die by bus go great what

are we doing before you start with this positive body gets really like it's something with STDs that it's like trigger random you pickle oh no it just

says uh when Joe wasn't here you went off for it before you [ __ ] [ __ ] with no condoms like that [ __ ] is cool

is not cool you're right isn't that cool

it's like mommy got some shoes she do

get pretty sensitive right when you start talking about like that you know real [ __ ] issues and people like

really maintaining their health and health goals with mental health equality all that [ __ ] is in one I'm really you

know people need to keep their [ __ ] together and if we have a platform like this I'd like to use it for the greater

good if at random times I don't like to be students your platform for the greater good this is for [ __ ] [ __ ]

sure story and the night good story test just for [ __ ] here what will be

positive this afterwards oh yeah we will do the fan duel and then we can attack

baby baby baby all right let's do fan do uh you wanna play against me and my

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hurt us more than it hurts you boo baby baby why are they pictures circulating

of Kent in a project hallway with a mink on and some Aldo boots maybe in a bra it

seems she's conned into Instagram photography of I got an idea first shoot

and then you end up naked in a project hallway thoughts on this going on this

hi Marissa alright well y'all talk oh well anyways cat we do love you to

death we think you're better than the project hallway photoshoot maybe do the Miami hotel room photo shoot and we'll

start all my hotel at the classic or elephant that one photographer they'll wear has a link to

a studio and you could do the white psyche one where you put on black panties and it's the same put it in black and white you could start there

but the project hallway I think you are above that or you're a fan Tonio and do the clock that they I just think at this

point she's been on her little Instagram thing for yeah she's cute very safe got a Papa dodgy I think she's a bum and

she's above the we think she was sitting in piss cuz there's a chance she could

have been she wasn't like blue like cat

and we care about cat I know this is why I'm saying that but can't does a lot of stupid [ __ ] the en Connor [ __ ] was 100 you could I

was talking about sitting into things that was common knowledge I'm not a

secret [ __ ] I ain't hear about it from her online uh wait a minute wait a

minute no I'm I'm looking at this yakitori I'm looking at something oh by

the trailer y'all are supposed to be talking to them I'm alright anyways umm Asia

give us your backstory on all love lost love I'm good cuz I want to ask me everyday who it is I Joe just asked me

to come into the studio and talk to you know people about what I thought love was and of course they realize you

didn't know it no what happened was again I know what love is I'm growing up in a household full of love feet drop

but um we just went back and forth they were asking me a lot of different questions so we were in the studio for a

while so a lot of that is all cut up so you know it's just not it's not one continuous thing they cut a lot of

things up into that yeah trying to figure out why you decided to watch a

trailer in the middle of recording a podcast [ __ ] bum ass trailer right what is she that I will never go sleep

but why did you hand him a trailer in

the middle

shades of black scary movie guy wasn't

that guy but are you doing all right

what are you doing I'm a dick oh the

traffic is not bad we begin the [ __ ] out of here hopefully next week Rory can remember what it is I looked to

him over the weekend and said hey remember this topic so we could talk about in the podcast and we come in the podcast today and I asked me said I have

no idea what happens text the group chat yeah it's good idea yeah even if no one

replies just note to self blah nice although I get mad with

well I'll right back okay just for future reference yeah yeah what was that Jen well phone

that man it probably your back pocket Oh Jen whatever you see his man's was texting wouldn't even why are you gonna

go to the podcast chat oh the mad chicks

oh I should know I hate when that [ __ ] happens British come in y'all

gonna 13 down on the 13th am I gonna be on a date what is all this [ __ ] you put

it on yet the email so we could discuss and the cover art oh yeah like when I

hit y'all last night in said what time is the podcast tomorrow right and Laurie reply we woke up I knew he was leaving last night but whatever man I guess um

so that's it ladies and gentlemen I'm gonna get the [ __ ] out of here

I want to go see that movie Creed uh yeah see I didn't want to see that move

on but I keep hearing amazing hearing from women Matt even know that Michael B

I don't know if I can handle [ __ ] Rocky Bobbo at this [ __ ] age not about him

he's like a boy character yeah but he's you know Michael be joining us from Jersey do you know he

was also murdered in the wire for being a snitch I didn't know he was in

hardball until I watched it when it was on cable recently baby that's the one

oh so you must have been up like seven it had the illest soundtrack with low

Zane Lowe away the track baseball I'm

gonna talk to you guys next week listeners you guys can steer to our hardball

this podcast later episode number 42 yeah 42 Austin great job you did today

bro appreciate it you're the man man alright it's lit bye bye guys