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Joe Budden Podcast Episode 43, “43,” released May 27, 2016. Joe Budden and his dear friends Marisa Mendez & Rory sit down every week to discuss life, music, sex, and more. Tune in and follow along the crazy adventures of these three very random friends. Full transcript and searchable timestamps below.

Joe Budden Podcast Ep. 43 Transcript
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so both you guys makes it off Boston are
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we rolling we've been and we are here
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I'll name this podcast later episode
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number 43 I'm assuming correct feels
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good
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sure I'm asking good all right thanks
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wonderful I am your host Joe button I
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have the unlovely Monty the body here
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with me I also have Michael roars with
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me still for some reason uh and yeah we
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are here joke is getting kind of drive
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man I think people like us new yeah
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especially I think that I think that Joe
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has ran its course no I think you guys
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just tend to highlight the people that
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do like you I was talking to a woman a
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woman friend of yours who was at my
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house the entire day the other day and I
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was telling her I said I said I said you
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know what's funny I think like you know
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me and Rory been out a couple places and
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like people like him like they like
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recognized him
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no no like yeah I think it's really
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weird for him to I think he's like
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really like getting used to email
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because you know Rory isn't introvert
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and you know it's true weird that don't
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really like what will we do to people
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like you to actually a couple girls like
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freak the [ __ ] out and only like lost
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their [ __ ] and I was like oh my god and
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then I lost my [ __ ] me it was me they
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fun with the kid in the streets be in
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the street okay name in Atlanta that's
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the little s all right all right well um
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let me just say I'm I'm happy for the
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both of you and your newfound
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what do we call it stardom Haman you
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know Hema Jays it's very J's I wouldn't
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even call it that it's a very you juice
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know what we're only famous to people
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that pay for meet and greets to see Joe
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let's not oversell it yeah mati problem
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that's not over sorry he's coming to me
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with merch idealist no Maddie gets like
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five tweets and she's like everyone
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wants us to talk about it we get 50,000
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hits a week and she takes two tweets
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it's like that's it this is what we need
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to do that's Marty thank you we need to
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talk about this week there but I wanted
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I want to start I want to start
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somewhere a little different I want to
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start want to make like a public service
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announcement um - Vlad man baby baby oh
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baby baby baby you know I was glad from
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Vlad tv.com
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um the premiere hip hop journalist that
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so last night my mentions begin to get
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[ __ ] bombarded and when I say
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bombarded I mean all the four people
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four people began to tweet me a link to
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Vlad TV and tax tone having an interview
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now my brain is a little unique so the
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first thing I thought to myself was why
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are these two guys have an interview
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this is an odd pairing if I've ever seen
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one and then it dawned on me it dawned
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on me I said wait a minute now I see
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what's happening here it's not an odd
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pair I would think it's an odd I'm not
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saying that to discredit tax at all I'm
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saying that to discredit the lad because
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I don't personally I don't click
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anything that has to do with Vlad um I
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only watch this cuz it had to do with
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you in our podcast but I boycott Vlad I
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don't watch anything he's done either
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maybe I hate I don't think he's a
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journalist [ __ ] sits people down on a
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couch in
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tries to get gossip out of them oh it's
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really it's not really man behavior but
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that's in the air nor there but that's
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why I thought this was an odd pairing
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first that was my initial thought
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initially I thought Vlad and tax from
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what I know of them both which may not
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be very much it seemed odd and then the
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the the more my brain began to work the
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more it made sense
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Vlad hates Joe or it doesn't hate Joanna
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and [ __ ] with Joe or whatever when and
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that's great he deserved the right to do
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so tax I don't know what to call his
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disdain for myself but in this world we
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live in he hasn't unfollowed me and I
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haven't unfollowed him so I will assume
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it's trivial at most right but Vlad for
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many many many many many many many years
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has taken great pride and interviewing
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anyone anything negative to say about me
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right so I'm listening to this interview
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and I really want a memory Vlad kind of
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just Vlad asked tax what happened tax
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answered then Vlad said you know what I
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can identify with you because I don't
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[ __ ] with you either enjoy don't [ __ ]
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with me and I don't know why and yeah
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and I'm successful and you're successful
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in Hue and we both just like Joe and I
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said while man I gotta be a pretty
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[ __ ] powerful guy right but before I
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get into my own self-loathing here by my
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own patting myself on the back here
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Vlad said a few things I just want to
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address Vlad went on to say he said yo
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Joe is the only one that doesn't [ __ ]
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with me in slaughterhouse I'm in rocking
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with them for years me and Joe well we
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met who we eat burgers together me and
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[ __ ] Rory co-pilots in the D
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before a show it was real out here me
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and crook we talk every day to text let
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me listen bro I need to be the one to
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tell you this
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it's not just meat it doesn't [ __ ] with
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you in Florida it's not me it's not just
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me we all pretty much hate you actually
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not pretty much we all really [ __ ]
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hate you
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but the three of them may play games
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that I refuse to number one and number
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two I take that back I don't necessarily
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hate you I don't know you well enough to
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hate you I hate the man that you are and
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when I say that let me take a little bit
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about me when people show me red flags
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of who they really are I tend to take
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mental note and I react accordingly
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so when when you perpetuate [ __ ] the
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way that you do Vlad there's nothing
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wrong with I to perpetuate [ __ ] a
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lot too but when [ __ ] come to you for
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the business and you do nothing but
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[ __ ] call the police and press
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charges and take [ __ ] to court I know
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now I can't respect it
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I can't respect in there you can't be
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the arsonist and the firefighter you
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can't play both sides of the fence it's
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not possible
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so Vlad's effect so once I sort of lad
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was a [ __ ] he did a lot of other
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[ __ ] [ __ ] but we won't really get
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into all that I decided to remove myself
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from anything having anything to do with
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Vlad cuz I know me and now that we know
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him there's no point us pairing together
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cuz you're gonna continue to do [ __ ]
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[ __ ] one day I will eventually want to
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do something about the [ __ ] [ __ ] that
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you do and then you'll call the police
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and I will be in jail so that's one
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right now text this is where I get a
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little confused all I know of you is to
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be um I want to find the proper words
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here um a Brooklyn byproducts right
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we'll say that for lack of a better term
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um
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and tanks has tweeted some things that I
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find to be hilarious
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so I thought that him and I would be
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do a good interview I'm almost mad that
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I even have to sit here and discuss this
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but I will because it seems like ever
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since our meeting me you me and you Tex
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it seems as if you continue to speak
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about what occurred you're on like a
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grand world tour as a podcaster which is
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great which is great there's nothing
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wrong with that at all but as I kind of
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foresaw ages ago when I tweeted to you
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that you are acting sorter like the
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third world country women that you
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accuse me of being with and you say that
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you're nothing like at all you're acting
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exactly like these third-world country
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woman you all continued to do interviews
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about me you continue to feel away about
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what occurred you continue to tweet
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about what occurred um it seems to be
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your best podcast a date or at least
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your most talked about podcast so I
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would think that you know you would just
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take that and build upon it instead of
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regressing so much to continue to talk
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about me and me and me and me and me and
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me and me I saw you say that you wanted
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to see me in person to discuss some
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things that I said to you that may have
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rubbed you the wrong way and I'm
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confused cuz you're this tough [ __ ]
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guy from Brooklyn and you keep saying a
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bunch of sideways slick [ __ ] out your
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mouth and I don't say it weird why do
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you think that is that I don't say a
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word let me answer you you guessed it I
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don't care I don't care about the things
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that people say I care about action
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um you on the other hand for you to be
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this Brooklyn by-product I'm confused at
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how I could have said anything to offend
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you to the point where you would want to
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speak to me in person but I'm always
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available like I've always been
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available for the last 15 [ __ ] years
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I don't make my why don't I don't make
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my [ __ ] whereabouts so [ __ ]
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inconspicuous I don't I don't maneuver
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that way I'm very accessible throughout
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these New York City streets and luckily
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for all parties involved I love nothing
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more
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then a great conversation now I doubt
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that I'll get that from our encounter
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whenever we have it they didn't quite
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enjoy our last conversation um but I'm
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willing to give it a shot
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also I just want to clear up one more
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thing before we proceed on with the
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regularly scheduled program
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it's read it read in a big headline um
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tax explains why he kicked Joe button
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off the podcast and then I was a little
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confused again because I left that
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podcast now if it does something for
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your ego contest that you are so
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blatantly attempting to have with me I
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have no problem with you saying that you
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kick me off your pockets but if you look
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at the tape and it's taped because you
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were taping I said we should end this
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now and then you agree that's a mutually
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agreed-upon sentiment so I just want to
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help the people shout flat chef's hat
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shout out to them both god bless them
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both because I'm a very god-fearing man
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and I want nothing but the best for
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everyone but enough is enough with Jesus
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Mary and Joseph uh and now that my
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sermon is out of the way hi hey man you
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got good yeah we're fine great so we
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gotta get to today hear Grammys want to
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start the Grammys yeah let's start with
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the [ __ ] grand congratulations to
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Kilani
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that's where we take monies like just
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that fast so we're doing a podcast when
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I hear for you to suck your friend's
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dick that you text every other day why
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are we congratulating kailani yeah but
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yeah but off the RIP before we say
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anything else about anybody and I will
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give Mercer mic back so we can talk
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about the Fetty WAP um I even brought up
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the list so we don't have to do our
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usual askin banter I don't know if I
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have much on if I have much input on who
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got a nod and who didn't get a nod um
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ooh me oh [ __ ] yeah
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Joe broke the mic I know I took muddy
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mic
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she was talking crazy all right uh so
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what are we doing we're congratulating
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kailani on her Grammy not as as a
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newcomer that's a very big deal so shout
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out to her we were congratulating Fetty
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WAP that's a very big deal sure huh had
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an amazing year hopefully he wins it he
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deserves to in my eyes what else
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happened back to back Drake right yeah
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that's a very interesting back to bat is
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nominated for a Grammy and everybody was
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all up in arms because this was a diss
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record nominated for a Grammy and
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they're saying it's the first diss
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record ever nominated for a Grammy I for
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one personally don't believe that um but
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it's still a pretty cool feat it is Ebro
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was saying behind the scenes that drink
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is pissed about it you don't even want
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that to be submitted and I read today
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this is not from me bro but I read
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online today that hotline bling was not
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even submitted to be nominated because
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Cash Money [ __ ] up and it was a
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clerical oversight I read that too I
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read that as well yeah um why would your
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it be mad about this I guess because
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that's not what he was pushing I'm
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assuming I don't think he was
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necessarily pushing hotline bling it was
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that was definitely the direction he
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wanted to go so
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as far as use yes what nerve ripped it
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off SoundCloud they put on iTunes that's
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a single he wants to push back to back
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isn't one yeah when it was time to
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[ __ ] push a single when he did online
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bling and played it on [ __ ] ovo radio
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I don't think they did it definitely
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wasn't supposed to be a single ask my
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boy it being on soundcloud that's what
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I'm saying
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but I'm saying ripping it off and
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putting on iTunes is saying hey we want
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to make this a single and we're saying
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the same thing in different ways I'm
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talking about originally when they put
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the song out that's when I'm talking
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about well let's talk about now it's a
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single and it I for one would rather
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push that to the Grammys then
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back-to-back that's valid that makes all
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the sense in the world
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however pretty big deal that back to
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back is nominated I guess yeah back to
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back was a big moment in hip hop this
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year so I'm not I'm not angry of that
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I'm not angry at that being nominated at
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all if Drake is sorry bro you make great
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music will you have to do um what I mean
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it's it's surrounded by apparently Jay
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Cole trap Queen
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Fetty WAP alright Kendrick Lamar truffle
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butter Nicki and all day Kanye West all
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day should not have been nominated for a
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[ __ ] Best Rap performance you know go
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that was the most silent Kanye record in
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the past five to seven years maybe as
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far as something that they appeared who
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wants a baby maybe ever
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yeah maybe ever now did you say that um
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congratulations to Kanye and his wife on
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their newborn son um yeah whom he named
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after yeah I thought that was a pretty
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big move that was great
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classy guy classy guy that guy is so
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what else have with the Grammys come on
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give it to me give it to me record of
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the year I want to know D'Angelo really
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love got nominated it's a phenomenal
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song I was very surprised that it was up
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against record of the year especially if
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you look around it's next to Uptown funk
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thinking out loud blank space and can't
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feel my face those are four records that
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sound nothing like really love Kendrick
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Lamar got 11 nominations why I guess the
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Grammy committee is overcompensating for
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their lack of knowledge on rap years
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prior and forgiving Macklemore and Ryan
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Louis the Grammy over good kid maad city
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a few years ago and yeah this definitely
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feels like a compensation yeah like
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payback like well we recognize our
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mistake and we [ __ ] up and here take
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them all are the most nominations for
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any artist since Michael yeah like
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really money good was it being a pimp a
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butterfly is a bit Friendly's not the
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correct word I can't find the correct
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word then good kid maad city good kid
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maad city would be maybe qualified as
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gangsta rap to someone that doesn't
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study hip-hop to pimp a butterfly
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definitely has a lot to do with what's
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going on now as far as black lives
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matter and activism it's something
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that's a bit easier to sell to a grammy
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bordeaux show than mostly acceptable yes
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so well while i hear that yeah maybe
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they're making up for them [ __ ] up
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last year 11 these the Grammys have been
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[ __ ] up for the past 20 years like
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why all of a sudden now they're trying
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to be accountable for it that's why i
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don't know i don't really see that as
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why he has so many nominations I just
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think the content was a bit different
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this time I would love to know what the
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categories are but either way I hope he
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wins all 11 of them I love Kendrick um
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and he's having an amazing [ __ ] run
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so shout out to him I saw a lot of
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people upset at at the that they didn't
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get a Grammy nomination
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Omarion no it's like one of the best art
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now I do think Omarion has a leg to
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stand on with his argument okay I don't
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think you can name me ten songs this
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year they have rocked out like post to
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be rocked out as far as R&B or period um
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and arm being a button or [ __ ] yeah
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I'd agree with there I mean across all
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scales no no no no no no no I'm not that
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ignorant but in his respective genre and
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hip-hop R&B I don't think there's ten
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songs been rocked out harden posed to be
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and I hate it posed to be when the first
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came out I did it but it worked and it
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worked well
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maybe they just weren't comfortable with
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booty eating references just yet the
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Grammys Oh loosen it up a little bit man
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if people out there are still not
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comfortable with [ __ ] ass eating
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references man really really my guy so I
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respect them re on for that what
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happened with uh we got the categorize
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because I actually pulled them on do we
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have to read them re fine go ahead
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all right let's start with best rap
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album 2014 for still drive Compton if
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you're reading this it is too late to
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pimp a butterfly and the pink print is
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something left out here and what do you
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think should win I saw a lot of people
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saying that Big Sean and wale we're left
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out I agree yeah I think Big Sean
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definitely oh we wouldn't expect you to
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say okay what else
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oh we're just gonna move on okay we're
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gonna discuss me I mean Big Sean it oh I
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don't know who should win I'm not doing
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that
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oh all that all of those gentlemen
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nominated or qualified to be nominated
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they all ladies you misogynistic piece
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of [ __ ] what happened Oh Nicki Minaj
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talked really really yeah really good
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enough okay you don't know this is a
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politically correct podcast Nicki Minaj
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album is nowhere near almaty Year
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candidate it's I think it that it's
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political it's there are political
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connects here so I understand it but I
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purchased that album I have that album
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and that album is not an album of the
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Year candidate and my humble opinion
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that's my opinion which I'm entitled to
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so I don't care who gets angry at oh
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what else do we have here
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that's rap performance we just spoke
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about that apparently back to back trap
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Queen alright truffle butter all day
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best rap song all day we're just picking
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the same songs here yeah this is what
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I'm confused is Kanye gonna be just as
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upset when he's been Skyped for a Grammy
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no no no he won cuz all day should is
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nowhere near you best rap song you he
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should be equally as upset that someone
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else that deserve that nomination did
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not get it because him and Paul
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McCartney had to get all day well I
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would like to thank that Kanye has
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better things to do with his newborns
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you saw coming into the world I'd be
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angry at the Grammy committee he spent
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most of his career base I'm just going
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with a pattern here hey before all day
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Kanye know the audition video best arm
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Bo coming home Leon bridges black
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Messiah D'Angelo cheers to the fall
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reality show jazmine sullivan
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forever Charlie Charlie Wilson I feel
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like there's something missing here I
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can't definitely something missing here
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I just don't know what it is all right
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what else we got I don't want to spend
- 21:55
all day on the [ __ ] Grammys and you
- 21:58
already reads slow enough so so what
- 22:02
what else is there [ __ ] what happened
- 22:04
with wild lioness and this crap what was
- 22:06
he responding to well a fan tweeted him
- 22:08
and suggested that he go on tour with
- 22:10
you I was not a fan that was jazz fly
- 22:12
that tweeted that town there was not as
- 22:16
much I was I just wrote about it a few
- 22:18
members are our friend that is a chef
- 22:21
Oh a nice woman yes I'm not gonna say
- 22:23
her name was I don't know if that's a
- 22:24
woman that's what I meant that's Willie
- 22:27
me that was chef our friend and he
- 22:33
replied that Kendrick hasn't answered
- 22:34
the phone for him since he got Graham
- 22:36
and all her good people over there
- 22:39
baller alert and [ __ ] shade Roman we
- 22:41
hate everybody
- 22:42
they blew it up and then what happened
- 22:46
then j-rock responded and said I can see
- 22:48
why you 9mm G and then went on to tweet
- 22:51
about how he shouldn't be commenting and
- 22:53
then while they responded on the shade
- 22:55
room like I could see why j-rock stepped
- 22:57
up but I never meant it to be like it
- 22:59
disrespectful I wasn't even trying to be
- 23:00
shady I was just merely noting that like
- 23:02
you know we haven't spoke or anything
- 23:03
like that but I hope that this opens
- 23:05
communication oh come on j-rock chill
- 23:07
out chill out that's coming from a
- 23:09
j-rock fan I'm a j-rock fan chill out
- 23:11
Jay yeah I think he jumped on this
- 23:13
although I don't really love Wally's
- 23:16
passive-aggressive way of saying it to
- 23:18
begin with
- 23:19
yeah faxes well one if you if you follow
- 23:23
why lately like I have for many many
- 23:24
many many years um I don't think that
- 23:27
was shade toward Kendrick eat sweetie
- 23:28
two weeks like no I don't think it was
- 23:29
shade on this thing he was passive
- 23:31
aggressive that's what he's
- 23:32
passive-aggressive yeah not like I would
- 23:35
know everything but is that anything
- 23:39
wrong dad no especially they haven't
- 23:40
spoke they haven't spoke that means yeah
- 23:42
while a has old me a feature since Back
- 23:44
to the Future and I ain't gotta get back
- 23:47
to the feature not future yeah but it's
- 23:49
the Back to the Future with the [ __ ] you
- 23:50
know an outright mixtape but I would
- 23:53
think that's the case in while I has
- 23:55
really tried to reach out I would I
- 23:56
would fill away to he has a right to
- 23:58
fill to fill away so rappers skin oh my
- 24:01
god I can't wait to [ __ ] start acting
- 24:04
on your pitches oh alright rappers don't
- 24:08
have a right to feel the way about [ __ ]
- 24:09
okay is what I think cuz I think I think
- 24:13
we signed up for something and it's a
- 24:16
business and that's it yeah like I'm not
- 24:19
angry at wale because while a has old me
- 24:23
a verse for over six years
- 24:25
I'm not angry at Drake because Drake
- 24:29
promised me a virgin didn't give it to
- 24:31
him not angry at like why am I like who
- 24:34
would a [ __ ] week I mean we don't
- 24:36
actually know to the extent of their
- 24:37
friendship at one point in time though
- 24:39
they've been closer
- 24:40
you know man if they could have been
- 24:41
closer it's all fake clothes it's all
- 24:43
industry clothes ain't anything as
- 24:44
friends ain't nineties think of that
- 24:45
each other's houses for Thanksgiving
- 24:47
it's all fake phony smoke marriage
- 24:50
that's what it is
- 24:51
so where do you have time to get
- 24:53
authentic feelings over a fictitious
- 24:57
happening hmm
- 24:59
so you think he shouldn't have tweeted
- 25:00
it Oh Wally I'm do my J ROCs - oh we're
- 25:03
talking on J rap well I would tell my J
- 25:05
ROCs tweet to lay about whatever [ __ ]
- 25:10
you wanted to use it under I don't think
- 25:12
while they was suggesting Kendrick owed
- 25:14
him thank you he's answering and saying
- 25:16
hey he hasn't picked up the phone while
- 25:18
yeah kind of up so that's likely that
- 25:20
won't happen right yeah but I do come in
- 25:22
J ROCs loyalty to the squad oh so that's
- 25:24
so that's that Oh someone I would not
- 25:26
want to have beef with j-rock right now
- 25:28
no I think I'll skip out on that because
- 25:30
yeah but you know what
- 25:31
outside of beef I've met all of these
- 25:35
gentlemen before from TDE they're all
- 25:38
pretty great guys laughs I met j-roc and
- 25:41
Kendrick in an intimate setting j-rock
- 25:44
is one of the nicest people I've ever
- 25:45
met in this industry
- 25:46
yeah I'm not now I'm not talking about
- 25:48
his street affiliations or whatever I'm
- 25:50
not either but but just the fab [ __ ]
- 25:53
Q Kendrick like I will say that about
- 25:58
hip hop the the superstars that we have
- 26:01
today
- 26:01
very different from and I don't know if
- 26:04
the time the timing the the climate that
- 26:07
we're in has anything to do with this
- 26:08
but the superstars that we have today
- 26:11
and hip hop are way more accessible
- 26:18
absolutely so they're way more down or
- 26:22
they appear to be way more down to earth
- 26:25
way more in touch with what's going on
- 26:29
tangible - I think that would see that
- 26:32
was part of coming up Jay and big and
- 26:34
nods and all of these guys I think that
- 26:37
was part of the allure was the mystique
- 26:39
that we really just didn't know anything
- 26:43
about anything until Jay came and said
- 26:45
oh you driving a 4.0 wouldn't get you
- 26:47
back as [ __ ] and then we all felt wet
- 26:50
but yet [ __ ] from Drake - Cole -
- 26:55
Hendrick who are superstars in hip hop
- 26:58
great call
- 27:00
Kendrick always will be the three off
- 27:04
the RIP as far as the are we still
- 27:05
saying now I want to do period not just
- 27:08
younger generation I want to do period
- 27:10
Kanye Kanye for sure
- 27:13
we still sang Wayne we have to say no I
- 27:16
mean I think regardless of what's on a
- 27:18
hot streak or not he's doing me still
- 27:20
that he's still always gonna be in
- 27:22
conversation yeah along with Ross as
- 27:24
well it's always just gonna be in that
- 27:27
nah-nah-nah stop it Ross is not in a
- 27:29
conversation Rose has never been in a
- 27:31
conversation as far as elites in hip hop
- 27:34
and as far as superstars it wraps
- 27:38
superstars Ross is not a rap superstar
- 27:40
okay I think Wayne was he forever will
- 27:42
be only especially two because Wayne has
- 27:44
been
- 27:44
for quite some time and I know he's not
- 27:46
hot right now - to the younger kids
- 27:48
really well we should ways you could ask
- 27:51
the risk because he's going through
- 27:52
label yeah drama creative and but I'm
- 27:55
pretty to put moon still a [ __ ]
- 27:57
superstar yes and all my people know him
- 28:00
Wayans Ray Cole Kendrick kiona yay
- 28:06
is that weird stops is Nikki yeah oh
- 28:10
yeah oh yeah I'm curious why you look
- 28:17
confused or maybe you just look I'm
- 28:19
confused because nikki is a superstar
- 28:21
outside of music she's still a rapture
- 28:24
wait just you asked me a question go on
- 28:28
the Nicki Minaj brand is as big as it
- 28:34
could ever be mm-hmm
- 28:35
I don't know their music career is her
- 28:39
music career is that of superstar status
- 28:43
well she's not really like a jay-z when
- 28:47
I asked Marissa
- 28:50
because we're so good Maddie pull it up
- 28:51
six figures I'll tell you that we know
- 28:54
Nicki as someone that makes music
- 28:57
whereas 50 and Jay now are more known
- 29:02
for business
- 29:03
there's tangible results there and while
- 29:04
Nicki just put out a line she has a
- 29:06
bunch of other business endeavors we
- 29:10
know her as a musician she is a rapper
- 29:13
she is a musician I could argue that a
- 29:16
lot more people know her from other
- 29:18
things like what cuz that's what I'm
- 29:20
curious about 244 no spin certified gold
- 29:25
since then music yeah but it's not her
- 29:36
music alright so we know Steven Tyler
- 29:39
from American Idol or from is where your
- 29:42
point your point is null and void 60
- 29:45
year old people know me from couples
- 29:46
therapy and I'm on there as a rapper
- 29:48
they don't know me from rapping no Nicki
- 29:51
as yes that's a that's not a good
- 29:54
example because people know that's a
- 29:56
perfect example because on there as a
- 29:58
rapper I said no she's not you are you
- 30:01
judging music on couples therapy no is
- 30:03
she judging her own music no she's up
- 30:06
there as a music expert I feel like
- 30:10
we're almost saying the same thing I
- 30:11
know she's up there as a music expert
- 30:13
it's I'm agreeing with you there I'm a
- 30:16
green mm-hmm Oh going no I thought you
- 30:22
were gonna continue oh okay I'm agreeing
- 30:24
that she's up there as a music expert I
- 30:27
music I agree okay if I'm watching The
- 30:30
Voice or whatever it is and I see Nicki
- 30:33
Minaj judging whatever the [ __ ] she's
- 30:36
judging mhm and I know Nicki Minaj from
- 30:39
that yeah I may know she's a rapper
- 30:41
because she is there as a rapper but I
- 30:44
don't know her from her music I know her
- 30:46
because I'm watching his show 250
- 30:48
million people watch yeah but it was one
- 30:49
season that was really short let me go
- 30:52
she's spending all the branches she's
- 30:54
gotten tons of power not a fan of rap
- 31:00
music is going to know Curtis Jackson as
- 31:02
the actor nothing to do with music
- 31:07
Nicki on the other hand is there because
- 31:09
she is a rapper that's a bad example why
- 31:12
is that a bad example it's a different
- 31:13
endeavor no around his brand because
- 31:15
this brain is not music right now you're
- 31:17
asking an answer I can tell you why it's
- 31:19
a bad example why let me tell you um
- 31:20
power would you agree that 50s voice is
- 31:25
pretty distinctive you are not about I'm
- 31:28
asking you a question
- 31:30
okay I'm asking you a question I just
- 31:33
want to say to you
- 31:34
Nicki would go first female solo artist
- 31:36
to have seven singles simultaneously
- 31:38
charting on the huge from someone that
- 31:39
does not listen to records it for you
- 31:41
never mind
- 31:41
no I get way bigger point the net but
- 31:46
because you you think you are you got me
- 31:49
you're gonna say I got you I said no i
- 31:51
answered your
- 31:52
the guy who's been shot in the [ __ ]
- 31:54
mouth if you don't know anything about
- 31:55
him rapping fifty talking voice in that
- 31:59
distinctive you're gonna live anymore
- 32:01
not more than any other actor I'm not
- 32:03
talking wait what Thoma power hey let
- 32:07
the [ __ ] is one I'm looking up his
- 32:10
finger right now that's also relative by
- 32:16
the way but it's not relative voice of
- 32:18
stop doing that we're roaring gets these
- 32:20
creeps attitude by everything is
- 32:22
relative is now voice being distinctive
- 32:25
is not relative his voice is distinctive
- 32:27
okay if we take a [ __ ] that is not as
- 32:30
familiar with them as you and I as I
- 32:32
know you are somewhat familiar with them
- 32:34
because you love g-unit sets during your
- 32:36
DJ the DJ set to play I meant all about
- 32:38
us take your sad six out oh that's what
- 32:41
I'm saying I'm taking the consumer that
- 32:43
watches power and does not listen to his
- 32:45
music that's my point
- 32:46
my distinctive so let's take that guy
- 32:48
let's take that guy so he's watching
- 32:50
power power comes on 15 singing the song
- 32:52
that comes on power he has no idea that
- 32:54
that's 50 cent right now when 50 is
- 32:56
playing come on he doesn't know that
- 32:59
those two are the same people just from
- 33:01
hearing a voice just for me
- 33:03
or we can I answer more than a yes or no
- 33:05
cuz when you're taking that away from
- 33:07
where you get no you can answer let me
- 33:08
just finish this let me just add this
- 33:10
[ __ ] and I'm and I'm not how do we
- 33:14
say this here
- 33:16
of course we will never know whether
- 33:19
that guy can tell or not just I am
- 33:21
saying no we can't prove it next time
- 33:24
what relativity what I'm saying is is
- 33:26
the probability pretty high that he has
- 33:32
enough to see that those are the same
- 33:34
voices okay can I everywhere okay I can
- 33:39
say that someone watching American Idol
- 33:41
is probably am i talking yeah well
- 33:45
listen this is what you're doing a
- 33:47
conversation are you a woman
- 33:49
just wait so you can talk don't even
- 33:51
listen to me hey no one
- 33:54
grow up so I lost all the women on my
- 33:57
end of this debate now all right
- 33:59
so American I'll I'll make this quick
- 34:00
American Idol you would think that a
- 34:02
person watching American Idol would be a
- 34:03
fan of music right no no way
- 34:07
what no way mm-hmm are you kidding me no
- 34:11
way are you being sarcastic I'm being
- 34:13
dead serious someone would watch that to
- 34:15
an American Idol if they didn't like
- 34:17
music yeah
- 34:20
so someone that hates music is watching
- 34:22
you changing it somebody just likes
- 34:24
don't go from I like music to I hate
- 34:27
music I'm just saying how many people
- 34:29
watch the show the trillion people right
- 34:32
I don't think you Fillion people like
- 34:33
music I don't think all of those have
- 34:35
then at tuning because they're [ __ ]
- 34:37
Ruben Studdard fans like music size
- 34:42
they're not they're not tuning in for
- 34:43
the specific artists are tuning in
- 34:44
because they enjoy music but we can't
- 34:46
prove that it's a contest it's a contest
- 34:49
I don't it's not a majority of people
- 34:51
that watch an NFL game are football fans
- 34:53
right that 100% sure 100% sure so the
- 34:57
majority of people that watch American
- 34:58
Idol are music fans no I watched
- 35:02
football in a date yesterday having an
- 35:05
intellectual debate or you're smarter
- 35:12
than this [ __ ] example you're giving
- 35:14
sports yes I'd like to think that most
- 35:17
of the people to watch football are fans
- 35:18
of football it's a sport it's a salt I
- 35:23
don't think is a music show yes it is
- 35:28
Joe wait no tax I feel you now I don't
- 35:34
it's a competition okay man thinly
- 35:37
veiled veiled and music thinly veiled
- 35:42
worried do you know how many seconds
- 35:44
those ads perform on that show let's
- 35:46
look it up what am i Google Inc formers
- 35:54
are animals because there
- 35:56
lends to my thinly-veiled it's a
- 36:00
competition who the [ __ ] doesn't love a
- 36:02
competition each person sings a [ __ ]
- 36:04
song that's true but they're competing
- 36:06
they're not just Dancing with the Stars
- 36:13
is that a music show they're dancing I
- 36:16
asked you [ __ ] is Dancing with the
- 36:20
Stars a music show no and American Idol
- 36:27
is because there's because the whole
- 36:29
point of it is someone performing you're
- 36:31
not gonna music okay you're not gonna
- 36:33
google it I was in the middle of it so
- 36:34
you asked me so you google it what do
- 36:36
you want me to do mr. debater look it up
- 36:38
what you looking up because this is
- 36:40
gonna end this debate because American
- 36:43
hours on TV foul and out our oh yeah
- 36:50
so now okay Simon calm down
- 36:53
so now I would like Simon another big
- 36:55
reason that people watch American Idol
- 36:56
what do you know do you know yeah
- 37:01
anymore
- 37:02
I was showing quite some time and they
- 37:04
still get the same rating I would've
- 37:06
just been Simon oh it I said another
- 37:07
reason that people have watched no you
- 37:09
said people watch the focus on America I
- 37:14
do right now I don't watch that show at
- 37:15
all I just like to argue
- 37:17
so we're arguing uh and I think that
- 37:21
when we find out the answer to this
- 37:22
question you're gonna have to google it
- 37:23
cuz I don't know how we would even look
- 37:25
up that step of course you don't so you
- 37:27
know I'm letting you do you talk why I
- 37:29
fine all right well my point bat tracks
- 37:31
to people that watch American Idol are
- 37:33
they're from musical reasons because
- 37:34
they enjoy music they enjoy people
- 37:36
performing someone that watches power is
- 37:39
not necessarily a huge music fan they're
- 37:42
into television shows so they're not
- 37:44
gonna catch 50 rapping and then 50
- 37:46
acting in the same voice it may not be
- 37:48
relative to them because they don't
- 37:49
listen to rap music a lot of people in
- 37:51
Middle America that watch the show power
- 37:53
are watching it because it's a good TV
- 37:57
show they zone out when rap music is
- 37:59
played they can't understand a word that
- 38:01
is being said that's where those two
- 38:04
differ and that's why 50 has a brand
- 38:05
that's much bigger than music while
- 38:07
Nicky's brand is
- 38:08
centered around her as a rapper not as a
- 38:12
businesswoman somewhat of a personality
- 38:15
but her personality comes from music and
- 38:17
that was my point between the two now
- 38:19
have you figured out the answer to this
- 38:22
question that you thought was easily
- 38:23
Google if I know it's not a word but
- 38:25
Google's not working there's a lot for
- 38:26
me to read
- 38:28
and I don't work but I'm working on it
- 38:31
right now so you keep talking I'm almost
- 38:32
done okay Marty anything how did this
- 38:38
start what how did this debate even
- 38:40
start I don't know I've been playing
- 38:42
candy crush have really been paying
- 38:44
attention to be honest okay well that
- 38:46
was my point
- 38:48
everyone else can comment and sweet I
- 38:50
don't even know what we were quite
- 38:52
debating I think we went off on a
- 38:53
tangent and I don't think either of us
- 38:55
really proved a point because I think
- 38:56
they both lost what exactly we're
- 38:59
debating in the first place but to the
- 39:02
original point what I think was the
- 39:04
original point because that Nicki's
- 39:06
brand is focused a majority around her
- 39:11
music a per her as a rapper and hers a
- 39:17
musician not necessarily as a
- 39:19
businesswoman as an actress or anything
- 39:22
along those lines at this point in her
- 39:24
career we know her as a rapper a pop
- 39:26
star someone in pop culture
- 39:29
alright I'm now lost in all of this
- 39:32
American Idol [ __ ] that I'm reading
- 39:33
on Google so okay I didn't think you'd
- 39:35
find it you said you made it sound like
- 39:36
that was so easy to find well no if I
- 39:38
well I'm sure it's here if I read
- 39:40
through all of it refuse to do that
- 39:43
while we're doing a bar game okay
- 39:44
when I think back to our initial
- 39:46
argument when I think music superstar
- 39:49
alright let's talk about it let's talk
- 39:51
about the gentleman there let's talk
- 39:52
about the j-man that we named drops a
- 39:56
project or his last however many
- 39:59
projects they've all gone gold in a week
- 40:02
yeah for the most part yeah probably
- 40:05
someone's gonna tweet us a song I don't
- 40:07
care about what do people tweet us and
- 40:08
we don't care about being right 30
- 40:13
professional cricket um listen listen
- 40:15
what in a minute Kendrick not far off
- 40:18
that gold Mart when he drops a green
- 40:20
coal uh probably closer than Kendrick
- 40:25
not in that fartole uh Wayne well we put
- 40:30
the asterisk by Wayne because he's got
- 40:32
music drama he has a relief you know
- 40:34
he's got [ __ ] going on so we'll take
- 40:35
Wayne out of there and well when he was
- 40:37
in his prime with surpassingly oh yeah
- 40:40
we have Kanye who I mean really is we
- 40:44
don't need to talk about Kanye I think
- 40:47
we don't need to talk about those people
- 40:48
because they're superstars so you kind
- 40:50
of already know what they're gonna like
- 40:52
future who I think is probably the
- 40:55
hottest rapper right now I wouldn't put
- 40:58
them in superstar but that's what I'm
- 41:01
saying future who I think is the hottest
- 41:03
rapper at the moment he's a long cry far
- 41:07
cry from being in this conversation but
- 41:10
so that's my kind of my point I don't
- 41:11
want us to get confused about Nikki
- 41:13
Nikki is amazing and she stays super hot
- 41:17
ever since she came back from trying to
- 41:19
be a pop star and said [ __ ] all y'all
- 41:20
I'm abandoning you since she has come
- 41:22
back
- 41:23
she stays hot but because I her brand
- 41:29
her brand success and her heat wave it's
- 41:34
easy to say that she's a superstar I
- 41:36
don't know if her music numbers support
- 41:39
it that was my original point Ross
- 41:42
another prime example of the biggest
- 41:45
artists to never go gold ever has he
- 41:49
never gonna go or maybe once in his life
- 41:51
but I mean Ross always I felt like he
- 41:54
might have yeah - but it wasn't too far
- 41:56
past it Ross always appears larger than
- 42:00
life and because of that it's easy to
- 42:03
mistake him to be larger than life when
- 42:06
I don't know if he had actually not I
- 42:07
don't know he does not have the numbers
- 42:09
to support that again back to smoke and
- 42:12
mirrors it's funny that I had a debate
- 42:14
today off that same thing I was talking
- 42:17
with a friend of mine and he was like
- 42:19
why do they continue to put this much
- 42:21
money in Ross projects whether they're
- 42:23
good or not why the
- 42:24
you put this much money into them
- 42:26
because it is a lot and they know the
- 42:29
results are not gonna come back
- 42:31
we're Ross back to the superstar
- 42:34
conversation Ross has put this facade up
- 42:37
for his whole career that he deserves to
- 42:40
be a superstar he moves like a superstar
- 42:42
he's pitched as a super story dresses
- 42:45
like a superstar
- 42:45
so it's so Depp this is where it leaves
- 42:48
Def Jam in a really odd place because
- 42:50
now they have to put money into an
- 42:52
artist that moves like a superstar but
- 42:55
isn't coming back with those results as
- 42:58
in someone like logic can be himself and
- 43:01
do triple the numbers of rows and I
- 43:05
think Def Jam this is not a shot at Def
- 43:08
Jam I love Def Jam to death I think
- 43:11
their formula up into the past five
- 43:14
years has been marketing superstars
- 43:16
they're extremely good at marketing
- 43:18
superstars mmm a little tough with
- 43:23
developing artists I think what logic
- 43:25
did he did a lot of that on his own is a
- 43:27
gym they did support him but I think
- 43:30
most of that came on his own
- 43:32
and I think that's where Ross gets with
- 43:33
this whole facade and where he doesn't
- 43:36
recoup Ross is projected to do what
- 43:39
that's a mighty question 60 grand
- 43:43
60 grand yeah it was on - or 60 - 65 or
- 43:48
something like that I haven't heard down
- 43:51
yet so I won't speak on it I listened to
- 43:53
it twice today I enjoyed it it's not a
- 43:56
bad Ross project I want to hear it I see
- 43:58
everybody raving about it which is why I
- 43:59
have not listened to it yet I like to
- 44:01
listen to things when they are not the
- 44:03
hot yeah yeah once once you smoke clears
- 44:05
when the dust has settled so I do want
- 44:08
to get around to that album actually
- 44:10
I've been slacking on on listening to
- 44:12
quite a few albums cuz I got Awards
- 44:17
hey shout out to all my [ __ ] easy and
- 44:23
looking at 115 to 113 I think I'm gonna
- 44:25
go to his uh his after for anything
- 44:27
after this wants to join somehow you
- 44:28
know I'm holding no I do wait uh whose
- 44:31
cheesy
- 44:32
are you saying gzg easy just get your
- 44:36
own he's from the bay he's a white
- 44:37
rapper from a band yeah he's good very
- 44:39
good okay not like to the music I've
- 44:42
never heard it so I can't I can't
- 44:44
comment good kids who anyway have been
- 44:47
sing his name I think uh I think you're
- 44:49
[ __ ] was a good segue into our next
- 44:51
topic wasn't of mrs. curry and her
- 44:55
comments that had fifty Twitter in a
- 44:58
frenzy you know what's funny you know I
- 45:03
have to miss curry man it's a shame the
- 45:13
world did we live in it it upset the
- 45:16
same branch of Twitter's but it was
- 45:19
different Twitter's that were a little
- 45:20
outraged Oh as I was scrolling down my
- 45:22
timeline I was writing down all the
- 45:24
Twitter's that were offended fitzy
- 45:27
Twitter of course was offended bit to
- 45:28
Twitter okay innovation I can ride a
- 45:31
hoverboard in heels Twitter was offended
- 45:33
they have a who I went to TR and then
- 45:38
you didn't see me for five weeks Twitter
- 45:39
Oh mad [ __ ] isn't it also all your
- 45:43
friends dr. Miami Twitter was there
- 45:46
sense okay uh let me tell you how a
- 45:49
relationship should go but I'm single
- 45:51
Twitter here are some more rules that
- 45:54
are keeping me single Twitter mmm I like
- 45:58
to read from there they got a million
- 46:00
rules as to why uh what they do and
- 46:02
won't put up with it's time to start
- 46:05
living for me Twitter oh god I want
- 46:10
equal rights but I'm not paying for the
- 46:11
date Twitter oh this is great I love
- 46:14
when Rory goes on my personal favorite
- 46:19
my circle is so small I almost cut
- 46:21
myself off Twitter oh my god be clear a
- 46:25
lot of these are the same two people in
- 46:28
it is alarm to various groups it's the
- 46:31
same branches very fun vacations without
- 46:34
a receipt to my own email Twitter and my
- 46:40
would have thought my actual personal
- 46:42
personal favorite and the favorit of
- 46:44
this show I've dated Joe Budden Twitter
- 46:48
often oh yeah oh man I saw I saw yes
- 46:51
she's a little pissed all of those
- 46:53
Twitter's are probably cousins probably
- 46:58
[ __ ] cousins of I dated you but she
- 47:03
tweeted like if I choose to show my body
- 47:05
it shouldn't matter in your home listen
- 47:16
we'll get with all that when Amber Rose
- 47:18
comes back on the show and we have to
- 47:19
[ __ ] talk about [ __ ] walk but for now
- 47:22
I your [ __ ] and that's it I mean if you
- 47:25
agree if you agreed with her your hope
- 47:31
now is that [ __ ] what did the girl say
- 47:35
she just said she was like reading the
- 47:37
magazine and she sees that the trend is
- 47:39
like not to be really clothed but she
- 47:40
prefers to stay clothed and keep the
- 47:42
goods for her man to see that's really
- 47:43
it it was her preference it wasn't even
- 47:44
like wait time out just so I'm clear I
- 47:47
missed when Twitter was dragging her
- 47:49
butt what's wrong with that right well
- 47:54
they they added her into I'm home
- 47:57
cooking for my man when you're at the
- 47:59
club Twitter like well Yahoo is that out
- 48:03
I'm at home reading a book Twitter
- 48:04
that's what she was that's what they
- 48:07
thought she was joining that Twitter god
- 48:09
I do want to put a hypothetical
- 48:12
situation here though what if the
- 48:14
fashion trend was to be covered up and
- 48:16
she said I see everyone in turtlenecks I
- 48:18
prefer to have my titties out then they
- 48:20
would color no no you can you can never
- 48:27
win here with the fake outrage like
- 48:29
that's why I get so angry at fake
- 48:31
outrage yes it's [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ]
- 48:33
tweeted her a photo of her at the pool
- 48:35
with like a little bit of breast showing
- 48:37
I was like what do you call this and
- 48:39
I saw it when I was checking ice as
- 48:42
mentioned so I replied to her and I said
- 48:43
I'm like she's at a [ __ ] pool you
- 48:45
psycho the world one piece or it wasn't
- 48:47
one piece that's a crazier [ __ ] and I
- 48:49
don't know something our title look like
- 48:51
might Wheatland like viral for no reason
- 48:53
and then she said she tweeted another
- 48:54
tweet of I think I should show him like
- 48:57
a leg oh no she was on a vacation with
- 49:00
her man and she had like a small yeah
- 49:03
her [ __ ] husband and she's like um
- 49:05
what about this I'm like she's on
- 49:06
vacation with her husband that she said
- 49:08
she saves the goods for and she's barely
- 49:09
showing me I was balling my amorous oh
- 49:11
she's a like that's people are so
- 49:14
[ __ ] [ __ ] um this woman mrs.
- 49:19
curry beautiful woman she is um she's
- 49:22
been with Steph since high school
- 49:24
hmm is there a bit of resentment here I
- 49:26
think if it came from somebody else no
- 49:29
no no no this is what I'm kind of
- 49:31
getting at here she's been with she's
- 49:33
been with a man since high school
- 49:35
she is pretty covered for the most part
- 49:37
yeah um she's not all out here all over
- 49:41
the place like rocky tried to tell me
- 49:43
she was cuz she's doing cooking shows
- 49:44
now I got it yeah I know
- 49:54
wonderful um so she's been with a man in
- 49:56
forever she's covered up she's not a
- 49:58
lien for the most part um beautiful
- 50:01
children um the daughter of Riley took
- 50:06
the world by storm
- 50:07
during Golden State's championship run
- 50:08
last season and I had another child and
- 50:12
her husband is probably tied for king of
- 50:18
the light skins right anybody hey it
- 50:25
might edge him out now if they win 72
- 50:26
games yeah one MVP last year he won the
- 50:29
championship I say all this to say it's
- 50:32
a it's a very perfect picture and
- 50:34
America doesn't like perfect pictures so
- 50:38
they would look to tear this [ __ ] down
- 50:41
yeah for absolutely no reason now my
- 50:44
issue here is a single men out here are
- 50:49
left to try to find life out of this
- 50:53
bunch
- 50:53
a wholesome woman a wife out of the this
- 50:58
bunch that thinks that this lady said
- 51:00
something roof like listen I've been
- 51:05
telling [ __ ] how hard men have it and
- 51:08
y'all don't really get it but if this is
- 51:11
not a tall tale example of how hard we
- 51:15
have it we got a big from these [ __ ]
- 51:17
this man
- 51:19
I should Haitian curry for saying she
- 51:25
likes to keep the goods there man I mean
- 51:27
we got it all that end up wife in the
- 51:29
[ __ ] it's only fake it's only fake
- 51:33
wife in that's the part that other
- 51:35
[ __ ] don't get like mom [ __ ]
- 51:36
talk to me all gel but you dated this
- 51:38
[ __ ] you dated that [ __ ] you was with
- 51:40
this [ __ ] now I was only fake it was
- 51:41
only fake with him I wasn't really
- 51:43
invested [ __ ] know who they're gonna
- 51:45
wife and he not gonna wife and sometimes
- 51:46
you wife a [ __ ] just so she think bet
- 51:48
you wiped her and your rap in your head
- 51:56
yeah there's got to be some resentment
- 51:59
here though cuz what what is these
- 52:01
[ __ ] on IGS goal to get chose to
- 52:04
eventually good shows my NBA player yep
- 52:06
this [ __ ] didn't have to get her body
- 52:08
done didn't have to go on Instagram
- 52:10
didn't have to run through a bunch of
- 52:11
ain't [ __ ] players has the number one
- 52:13
basketball player in the world and she's
- 52:16
married super nice guys got a piece of
- 52:19
[ __ ] like they have two kids cuz you
- 52:24
know [ __ ] that 20 was like I'm gonna
- 52:25
be married by 28 have two kids I'm
- 52:27
successful John my man is gonna drive
- 52:29
this out for you so now they're 29
- 52:32
mm-hmm and see she's young
- 52:34
I should curry right yeah 26 you guys
- 52:45
lives
- 52:46
so see you 26 27 oh man wow she's goals
- 52:53
that [ __ ] is gold I and I've seen
- 52:57
nobody sweet go for the curries but on
- 53:02
the same feminist wave yes women should
- 53:04
be able to do whatever they want
- 53:06
with their bodies and I also think
- 53:07
that's what I should curry was saying I
- 53:09
prefer to do this yeah and a bachelor as
- 53:14
their stupid and then I had to deal with
- 53:16
[ __ ] Ayesha curry cardi B comparisons
- 53:19
for the resume what did I used to carry
- 53:22
do to be compared to cardi B my [ __ ]
- 53:24
like really lucky
- 53:26
Teno compared to the god card yeah I'm
- 53:30
about that that's gonna be
- 53:32
I love cardi B number one now I get that
- 53:36
I'm ignorant
- 53:37
so the ignorant part of me loves cardi B
- 53:41
um I'm gonna troll cardi B to be like
- 53:45
the next prime minister or something oh
- 53:46
yeah for sure
- 53:47
it happen all our name this podcast
- 53:50
later fans that listen and tweet us with
- 53:51
annoying [ __ ] can everyone there blow up
- 53:54
cardi B's mentions and say you should
- 53:56
come on I'll name this podcast I wanna
- 53:59
have her as a guest so badly I want to
- 54:00
go through her entire life story on how
- 54:03
she got here she did you guys thrown
- 54:05
videos on Instagram and you all blow up
- 54:07
her mentions every day and say you
- 54:09
should go on named this podcast later I
- 54:11
don't want to talk about her I do i Eve
- 54:13
I want to start from elementary school
- 54:15
she actually just did our a song to a
- 54:16
reggae song with them much money Marty
- 54:18
Marty Marty Marty just take fire oh if
- 54:25
we play cardi B's reggae song and we
- 54:27
have to play my song I know we're not
- 54:39
supposed to all right so let me tell you
- 54:40
guys a story it's a good story relaxed
- 54:46
don't everybody now listen so what one
- 54:52
of these weeks I think was like two
- 54:53
weeks ago three weeks ago
- 54:54
Marty's friend was here and she played a
- 54:56
mighty debod mighty Monroe exclusive
- 55:00
word like nobody has it she's playing it
- 55:03
from a phone I was like drinkin
- 55:10
embodying your survival
- 55:13
so Rory being the very mature jackass
- 55:17
that he is
- 55:18
he took my T's friends phone emailed the
- 55:20
song to himself and it mighty got really
- 55:23
angry
- 55:24
nobody friend fell for you no let me see
- 55:26
your phone for a second Carol you're so
- 55:28
[ __ ] [ __ ] so now so now listen my
- 55:30
tea got very angry because she recorded
- 55:33
this song when she was 16 years old
- 55:34
nobody's ever supposed to hear it so she
- 55:36
told Rory to not play it for anybody it
- 55:40
just never happened we don't have the
- 55:42
song right and because Rory is Rory he
- 55:44
played it for the entire crew let me
- 55:54
just say well I I prefaced it and I let
- 55:55
everyone know that this is one when you
- 55:57
were 15 years old okay did I find it you
- 56:00
missed a key part in this body not
- 56:01
knowing that I email it to myself and
- 56:03
then we pulled up beside them and they
- 56:07
put the windows down and she bolts on
- 56:09
the window and Joe is bobbing his head
- 56:11
so hard I was like oh come on even
- 56:15
daddy's cattle don't know Freddy what's
- 56:17
the name of the original song it was
- 56:21
Cameron suck it or not and mighty the
- 56:24
body flipped it because she still and
- 56:27
did not mix lick it or not and while
- 56:31
we're never gonna play that song because
- 56:33
we don't have it have it I just want to
- 56:38
give you the lead off bar cuz it's so
- 56:41
hard my tea comes in no but the way you
- 56:50
said the party he said I'm in hugging a
- 56:58
block and Marty said but the POW was so
- 57:03
aggressive like that
- 57:06
like she meant it oh this was the other
- 57:10
wild part it was mighty featuring the
- 57:13
friend who was no leaf frog I fell
- 57:16
everybody failed to mention that she was
- 57:18
on the record and the body mopped her
- 57:24
friends on that record but Wow the last
- 57:28
girl on decided I'm not gonna rap I'm
- 57:30
gonna kill him with the oh my god the
- 57:33
words that are completely ignored that
- 57:35
there was a beat playing yeah
- 57:38
one day if Marty so wishes we'll play
- 57:45
that for you guys in like 20 years maybe
- 57:47
if Marty feels better cuz she's mad emo
- 57:49
and sensitive and she got really mad at
- 57:50
us and she cried so your friend said you
- 57:54
cried so Oh
- 57:59
so speaking of what we speaking up
- 58:02
before Mario we're speaking of our game
- 58:04
oh yeah
- 58:06
and that led me to write so listen I
- 58:09
have a few things that I would like to
- 58:11
discuss I don't know how much time we
- 58:12
have cuz we've been running our mouth ah
- 58:14
no what does that we're at an hour yeah
- 58:17
we're at an hour now wait time out time
- 58:24
out time out who asked Austin how much
- 58:27
time we were in you do knowing him I did
- 58:29
oh yeah I did I definitely heard my
- 58:32
headphone so I saw how much time work
- 58:34
what time y'all still trying to kick us
- 58:35
out no I see the [ __ ] van setting up
- 58:39
in there awesome I see him I see the guy
- 58:41
on his guitar thingamajig and I'm a
- 58:44
rapper so I know studio sessions go so
- 58:46
normally when a guy is in the recording
- 58:48
booth putting something up it means he's
- 58:51
got a session damn it listen okay quick
- 58:55
Oh someone's go for another round
- 58:56
well we won't be it too much longer
- 58:57
anyway I did want to talk about over the
- 58:59
weekend right um I wasn't with no none
- 59:03
of my hoes cuz all my holes was out
- 59:05
being hoes and they think I don't know
- 59:06
that's what really pissed on my [ __ ]
- 59:09
think that I don't know when they out be
- 59:10
in [ __ ] anyway um I was listening to
- 59:14
Prince and then I tweeted you can't pull
- 59:18
out to this song
- 59:19
and then that made me wonder what the
- 59:22
top 10 or 15 or 20 no pull out songs
- 59:28
would be hmm I would like the three of
- 59:33
us all muddy you can imagine really glad
- 59:36
for you yeah yeah cuz nobody nobody
- 59:40
pulls out with you anyway but anyway um
- 59:47
yeah I would like well Rory should be
- 59:51
pretty good at this at some point I
- 59:52
would like us to come up with the list
- 59:54
of the top 20 songs that there's no way
- 59:58
on God's green earth you can pull out
- 1:00:01
too well I don't think what you're doing
- 1:00:04
now no definite now I want to prepare
- 1:00:06
for this um but I would have to say
- 1:00:09
Prince would have three of them on here
- 1:00:10
you can't pull out the insatiable
- 1:00:13
you can't pull out two beautiful ones
- 1:00:15
and you can't pull out the [ __ ]
- 1:00:18
damnit what the [ __ ] song I was just
- 1:00:20
adore can't do it it's not possible
- 1:00:23
which leads seventeen more spots um
- 1:00:26
Janet Jackson would you mind would have
- 1:00:29
to be on that list
- 1:00:30
Beyonce speechless would have to be on
- 1:00:32
that list that's five I want to save
- 1:00:35
Trey's scratching me up might have to be
- 1:00:37
on that list at six we managed to do top
- 1:00:40
30 songs cuz just that fast that six
- 1:00:43
which leaves us with fourteen we're not
- 1:00:44
gonna do a bracket Billy would actually
- 1:00:51
do the [ __ ] bracket at Philly the
- 1:00:53
boss it would be great I did all the
- 1:00:56
work he just got to put it in bracket
- 1:00:57
for him which he refuses to do because
- 1:00:59
he's some weird [ __ ] writing a book
- 1:01:01
or some [ __ ]
- 1:01:01
well whatever um oh [ __ ] [ __ ] damn it
- 1:01:06
damn it damn it damn it damn it damn it
- 1:01:08
damn it damn it damn it damn it damn it
- 1:01:11
damn it damn it damn it is that how you
- 1:01:12
remember stuff I just know I did want to
- 1:01:16
talk about on whether the Warriors will
- 1:01:18
be undefeated by Christmas when they
- 1:01:21
were supposed to play Cleveland number
- 1:01:23
one and I also wanted to talk about um
- 1:01:26
when how you decide what whether you
- 1:01:31
should get your [ __ ] a gift or
- 1:01:33
not since christmas is coming I also
- 1:01:36
wanted to talk about um the point in the
- 1:01:41
new situation ship when you have to
- 1:01:46
discuss your hose because that point
- 1:01:49
will eventually arise so I wanted to
- 1:01:52
talk about when that is to happen but it
- 1:01:55
is too much it's too much context and
- 1:01:57
we're at an hour already yes you want to
- 1:01:59
tackle one quickly
- 1:02:01
not all no no
- 1:02:04
we'll have podcast before Christmas yeah
- 1:02:06
so I think well how many more [ __ ]
- 1:02:07
after we get [ __ ] I want to say too I
- 1:02:10
think yeah cuz I'm sorry guys I'm not
- 1:02:13
recording over Christmas I'm not saying
- 1:02:14
you guys I'm saying our listeners we 20
- 1:02:17
seconds oh yeah we can record on the
- 1:02:19
22nd yeah we got to do a Christmas joint
- 1:02:21
Oh should we come in with like would you
- 1:02:24
do something like what are you getting
- 1:02:25
your hoes for Christmas yeah we'll come
- 1:02:28
up with some cool for the 29th oh we can
- 1:02:30
do the 29th yeah you know the industry
- 1:02:34
like thirty thirty days has September
- 1:02:38
April June and November 30 of all the
- 1:02:40
residents 31 oh you said the 28th of
- 1:02:42
December I don't know if I want to do
- 1:02:44
the 29 for December like when do we get
- 1:02:45
a break we get talking New Year's we're
- 1:02:47
almost at a year yeah you've had a
- 1:02:49
couple great well no we have all all of
- 1:02:51
January we have a whole months I think
- 1:02:52
it would be really cool for us to do oh
- 1:02:54
when is January 2nd what day is that
- 1:02:57
that is a Saturday I think that would be
- 1:03:01
dope for us to do what are when you're
- 1:03:04
in no no just do a new year edition but
- 1:03:07
like right after New Year or maybe do it
- 1:03:09
right before New Year and hold it and
- 1:03:10
put out but we can discuss that all fear
- 1:03:13
week so we could actually have a break
- 1:03:15
oh good that's a great idea
- 1:03:17
Austin when we leave get together all
- 1:03:19
good all the audio of me and Rory
- 1:03:22
talking
- 1:03:25
together all the sound bites you have
- 1:03:27
without money and that'll be our best of
- 1:03:31
I would be interested though tweet us
- 1:03:33
what your favorite moments of the
- 1:03:34
podcast was because us going through a
- 1:03:36
year's worth of [ __ ] audio to make a
- 1:03:38
best of his not gonna happen so if you
- 1:03:40
guys remember just tweet us and if we
- 1:03:43
you guys want to make it put together an
- 1:03:46
hour-long podcast of best of [ __ ] if
- 1:03:48
y'all want to do it yeah I'm probably
- 1:03:50
not gonna listen to it I might
- 1:03:52
oh whatever what are we doing I saw some
- 1:03:55
people hit me and say that they were
- 1:03:56
upset they were worried and do emails
- 1:03:57
anymore but I mean what oh yeah what he
- 1:03:59
wants to do it for he can't read I can't
- 1:04:00
read email because you won't filter
- 1:04:07
through them before we come up here so
- 1:04:09
then you don't even know what you're
- 1:04:10
reading so we don't have to do them and
- 1:04:12
I ain't got a FanDuel check in quite
- 1:04:14
some time and yes their pain flash
- 1:04:42
button pick your players their salary
- 1:04:44
Canton back on something once your team
- 1:04:46
ready points oh my god you should be an
- 1:04:48
announcer shut up money that's fan dude
- 1:04:50
icon flash button to join my league
- 1:04:51
spots fill up fast so make sure you get
- 1:04:53
in before it is too late
- 1:04:54
vandals the leader in one week fantasy
- 1:04:56
football but more winners or more
- 1:04:57
payoffs than any other side they're
- 1:04:59
paying out over seventy five million
- 1:05:00
dollars a week this football season and
- 1:05:01
it's League start at just $1 anyone can
- 1:05:04
play
- 1:05:06
it's past week you know hi man Adrian
- 1:05:12
Peterson got me 18 yards that was really
- 1:05:14
really really bad and it seems like when
- 1:05:16
I like I'll talk about it I'll talk
- 1:05:19
about another those Cowboys lastly
- 1:05:21
demonstrations great win for the Cowboys
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the Giants you [ __ ] suck my [ __ ] yo
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it might be old for the Giants it's over
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man Tom gonna say
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Tom Coughlin's is it ready for him to
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get the [ __ ] at the time it's time it's
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time it's time and I've never been on
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this wagon because I've always said who
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do you he do you get to go delivered to
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Super Bowl delivered past tense two of
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them he's made more blunders this one
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season than I've seen him make in his
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entire tenure more in this one season
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easily about four games that we've lost
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on coaching um and when that happens I'm
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sorry but it's time to go Victor Cruz
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you are my man like you know you're my
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man but from the outside looking in and
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starting to look like it's over and
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everyone knows and you're just not
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telling us oh he hasn't been replaced
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I wanted to see victory I'll shoot the
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[ __ ] no really yes yes they don't play
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the same I'm very proud of Michael that
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I just knew that it was Odell Odell
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Beckham is a superstar Victor Cruz was
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never a superstar he was a solid wide
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receiver mmm that room he was a
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superstar wide receiver
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I won't say that but I'd like to think
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there's gray area I don't think he was a
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solid wide receiver he was an elite
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receiver in the league yeah elite yeah
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when he won yeah mmm I have to look at
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stats but I would put him as a solid
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receiver I don't I think he was a bit
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below Elite now he had broke on I too
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would have to look at stats but he was
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like the elite I'm saying elite are
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saying if you need a catch in the worst
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circumstance ever he's gonna go up and
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get that man you put in your own context
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to a leak so no I don't I wouldn't say
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that okay I wouldn't say that if I'm
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going about what you just said but I
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think elite receivers have that quality
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I thought Odell was should have made
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that [ __ ] catch yesterday we dived
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out he still superstar an elite receiver
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Victor Cruz was uh he's just gay
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misogynistic and we got a head trump on
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the Victor Cruz was like really fast
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like a thousand-yard to completion or
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whatever I will look it up another day
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because we don't look [ __ ] up here but
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O'Dell right I don't think if they all
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Delta [ __ ] oh he's young that's how
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young people act he's young he's from
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the south
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we've had this conversation yeah but now
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now on the podcast oh I thought we had
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no no oh now he's young and from
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somewhere oh yeah we had this
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conversation with rocky here yeah so
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because of that you know he does like
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different stuff I just want a hat I
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don't mind the dancing I just mind that
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same dude that he keeps dancing with I
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was dancing Brown but nothing wrong with
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it I just want them to stop filming
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every time they decide to do a dance
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together I want to not be privy when
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they're doing their [ __ ] [ __ ] let me
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stop cuz I filled out the [ __ ] Club
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oh if he hits me I'll get paid let me
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keep going in no I'm joking I'm joking
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I'm joking but Tom Coughlin's has to go
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has to go like losing that game this
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weekend was inexcusable and you know
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what's funny when we were watching the
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game me Johnny Ryan and rocky I
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predicted the demise before it happened
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I said a lot of people still had to the
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Jets are about the score yes flash drive
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right here oh the Jets are gonna win
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this one was oh the Jets are definitely
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scoring on it
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oh he's missing his people right when he
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said John Brown has never missed a field
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goal this season I said yep - now he's
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gonna be missing this field on sure
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nothing
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speaking of kickers the Bears kicker has
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to have a gambling problem
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duh bears what he missed - easy easy
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I mean the one in the know the game I
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guess I can it was still a chip shot
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that last one to win the game that's
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Robbie Gould right so I wouldn't know
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but um I was watching in the airport we
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can't really hate on him cuz he's like
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one of the greatest kickers that's what
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I kept saying
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amazing oh [ __ ] I forgot to tell my
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quick story about my my trip oh we could
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end on this I'm sorry Austin
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this will take five minutes now you guys
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are my friends so I'm gonna open up here
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more like a co-worker a fan to us to
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send the check before we call Sara mati
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mmm-hmm
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so I had to accept accept something this
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weekend cuz you're a [ __ ] yeah we
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already knew that roars I came to terms
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with that years ago okay what would
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happen so I know this is tough for me
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maybe the product of ho ism mm-hmm now
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I'm listening you've caught my attention
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my mother who I love to death is an
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amazing mother
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might have had some ho tendencies in her
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day mmm now I found out how I was
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conceived
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uh-uh oh man it's not lit my mother was
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roommates with her friend oh boy
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my friend brings back a guy she's dating
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he seems like a really good guy
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quick-witted handsome drives a
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motorcycle and my mother took her
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roommates man uh-huh and Here I am
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yo my mom did this thing it gets worse
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my grandmother is telling me how her and
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my grandfather met she was dating a
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gentleman they went to a Knights of
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Columbus dance because that's what old
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Irish people did she was dragged there
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by her homegirl not how she worded it
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was dragged there didn't want to go she
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was in a full-blown relationship did not
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want to go to this dance because there
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was no reason for her to be there my
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grandfather comes handsome witty asks
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for this dance she leaves her man the
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next day yeah my mom met my dad at a
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party she went with one guy and left her
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now maybe I come from a great family I
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used to think it was my father that was
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the bad seed here
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are you a parent Mary it may not be that
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money could you shut the phone I don't
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know if they're married we're trying to
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put your hands on his mission so I had
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to come to terms on the airplane that
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maybe pork just maybe I am here because
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of Ho behavior now the problem with this
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is and I feel comfortable my I'm not
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[ __ ] on my family I love my family
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to death but sometimes the truth is the
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truth the truth is the truth
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that's probably why you're a ho now
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unless you're hey you deserve nobody
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you're just carrying my mother and
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Colleen carrying the family torch what's
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funny about this note is that if you
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know both Rory and Marissa and you
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happen to be playing let's say maybe a
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hypothetical game we had to guess how
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they were conceived you guys seem like
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oh and my own you were conceived by two
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faithful professors oh if you want me to
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be honest that is a shot at your
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adherence but I love your parents your
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behavior and that your what other
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father's behavior that's always been a
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question I have been afraid to ask um
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well that's don't want to hear it I
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don't care really but uh from what I
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hear about my dad my dad was on his GA
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my mom's running up and down the
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projects that's baking cakes and bring
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it to a real [ __ ]
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look at the time gotta go alright
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everyone what everyone have a good week
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god that's really let's hear about you
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guys this week yeah I don't want to hear
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about our fans week I care about it I
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hope it was good yeah we're gonna go and
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I definitely only hear how my reason was
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gonna be so on that note Maryann planned
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me and and what is that it was Gary the
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woman that kind of proves the point what
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your parents did it as perfectly as they
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could a product of love worse is amazing
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yo ma knees like one of the kids that
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[ __ ] their pants did everything the
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right way she was man sheltered and two
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times 12 and she was wrong and I turned
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out [ __ ] great
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never gave them a problem live on my own
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handle on my [ __ ] everyone's good didn't
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get a disease and I didn't get robbed or
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I mean I didn't go to jail