In The Name Of Love

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never heard this this is this is brand this is a grandpa this is grand premiere kiara lopez who does the

uh girls that love the joe budden podcast uh sent this gem through hold on oh

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no don't take that out so soon don't take that out so soon wait a minute we got to hear how it

sounds in the flow of things hold up hold on let me see no no no no no no no no no no

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that's like in the green jacket and the masters huh that's like getting at the end of the

podcast hall of fame y'all got a drop stupid yeah how many episodes it took

not many wow man huh how does greatness feel

listen man microphone check one two what is this we are back welcome to episode i think 432 right

yeah 430 432 of the joe button podcast i'm your humble gracious grateful and highly favored host joe button here with

a few of my nearest and dearest uh parks is here erab is here ish is here ice is here

and corey is here i want to take this time out to shout out our favorite app in the world powered by empowered by sponsored by

brought to you by tolerated buy and put up with by cash app our favorite app uh subscribe on patreon

for the vibes uh i'm not gonna tell you to follow me on any of my socials anywhere because they're just

stuck and broken because you don't whose numbers on his socials are stuck

you're not active though liking pictures is not being active on instagram

you're not playing into the algorithms buddy what do i have to just constantly upload for them to acknowledge

that people are indeed following me yeah and your little full picture that's not doing it that's not getting

it done say different okay dm's a bunch of chefs

in there complimenting complimenting right asking for uh different recipes

[Laughter] i'm not playing with y'all today i'm not playing with y'all today it's saturday

but not really uh what else what else what what was i just saying cause y'all [ __ ] me up now

uh you were shouting out cash happiness you're saying your pages oh yeah i don't care about that my

soldiers are stuck i don't care i don't care it's fine how's everybody doing man at least they're stuck at a nice high number

they're not you got a million or something what they do what do you do and grateful well done

grateful about just now followers yeah your followers aren't moving no no i just know a trick when i see one

i've been at 1.7 million followers and i sound vain and shallow with even discussing this i don't sound like a 40

year old man you don't but i just noticed something like don't piss on me and tell me it's raining i've been on 1.7 million

followers on instagram for five years so what'd you think instagram got it through mad monumental moments for me

awards one groundbreaking interview [ __ ] mad life-changing [ __ ] happening

for me my [ __ ] has not budged it's conspiracy more women thinking i'm cute like it has not budged what do you think

they got them for you i think that because i'm not using the system the way that

they prefer me to use it that they've got some type of block on my [ __ ] or a shadow

something like that so i made a phone call i said yo i think it's something going on back there could you peek around they went to peek around they

came back and said nah everything's fine everything's kosher back here nobody that's your natural following

or so maybe my twitter followers i lose 200 200 followed or 250 followers an hour

something like that that's because you fought all those followers i was going to examine followers but no not check it out because you just said

but now i know why people bought followers though because i mean your

followers dictate your prices it's not stupid that's not stupid at all what happens

when you get exposed and all your follow-up or when twitter doesn't go and does their cleanse and you go from six

million to two minutes that cleanse has happened once every five years once every seven years

and you can't take the money back it's just right oh it's about the money okay well that's why people do it that's it they do it because the advertisers are

saying all right how many what you're following well now they're not doing that no more they're not looking at just your follower now

they want to see impressions engagement and all of that and the fake followers don't equal that well no now no that's not true in some

packages that's why you see under a lot of these uh ports some of the more popular uh

posts uh the first hundred comments is spam like now when you buy these packages

they'll spam they'll spam your engagement okay two to make it look like something they just padding [ __ ] um

my [ __ ] i try to be organic and it's stuck there but thankfully that the number i know that something's wrong

because the numbers on the part always go up but they go up up up up years and years and years i'm in a round of applause for

the fans man they told you that's your numbers are correct that's your proper following right that's what they said

yeah you talk to them so maybe the other folks that's not their proper following that's the following with a little boost

on it and you know what i realized yesterday i didn't want to get one over

but my [ __ ] don't move because i don't play the game on there like all i posted yesterday i posted

some turkey wings i'll post the sun rising i don't post like these [ __ ] just posting lambos bentleys

yeah yeah they've been misleading hummus little daddy we bout that they posting they posted all that [ __ ] they ended up

on exploring private jets jewelry yeah fly clothes

yeah is that what you have to do nowadays nasty that's what goes back to what issue was

saying before about the pressure exactly yes that is what you got to do you have to look that image now yeah yeah

you gotta make hot boy spring right right right your neighbors is instagram you say that

you say that like we have to do that right but i had a lot more fun bro me too each having two different their

their definition of fun is a little different now now i've said that to you before i don't have a lot of fun because you

seen a picture that you thought was dope again it's dependent on what you're doing you don't really do it for me

listen i'm i'm old i'm old and disconnected and this is the uncle's at the barbecue podcast

what do you want me to do i'm not starting with instagram y'all have a blast over there uh let's start with aaron darnold a few

months ago i came in here and i said yo did you ever think about the man

that you are in competition with with the woman that you like and i asked

that the mall and rory and in typical mall and rory fashion what did you think no you said that that never happened to

me but you'd be dad go further on that you kill yourself [ __ ]

that's what they said right and i said well if you like a girl

and you're trying to win her heart but so are some other men isn't it good sometimes for you as a man

that you don't know who the other man is you're battling with because what if it's somebody like

aaron darnold i had just saw one of those one of his training session videos where

he lifted five cars with one hand he broke the

little crash test defensive line dummy in the facility like he's just he picks up like he just does unbelievable

[ __ ] for those of you that don't know aaron donald is a a defensive player for the los

angeles rams he trains with guys who have knives he's a very

strong man made of steel brick dinosaur bones

and some other matter that the scientists have not yet discovered no this dude is different his hair his

hairline is in perfect condition even though he wears a helmet oh my god he wears a helmet but

your chick knows his face yo that's a lot right there too he signed a 100 million dollar deal he

gets 100 million dollars in ad money his arms are like god the god's

first set of prototype arms if this guy likes the same girl as

you it's trouble it's it's his girl i assume you to have a difficult time at

catch or julianne or wherever the [ __ ] the chicks go

uh did you see this [ __ ] yeah so what so what happened with aaron donald aaron

donald was in pittsburgh for some strange reason is he married do we know if aaron donald was married i

i don't know that i don't know and i think he went to school in pittsburgh all right well i'm just gonna freestyle and hope that aaron donald

doesn't get offended at anything i say all right i see pictures of family you might be married okay i don't know

why aaron donald was in pittsburgh any time i went to pittsburgh he's from he went to school there yeah

so he went to school there i think he went to pitt i think mama sure he went to bed he did he went to pitt yeah

i'm just trying to make jokes on pittsburgh right now you guys keep chiming in with me

you guys keep chiming in with logic and numbers and schools like another city he's from he's

from there oh he's from pittsburgh even more oh whoa whoa this is all right so he was in his home

he's in his hometown of pittsburgh at a club enjoying himself he had a real busy year of putting five

defenders faces in the field in the grass at the same time i would imagine that to be exhausting

he's at the club having a drink and some ignorant fool

decides to bump into him in pittsburgh stepped on his shoes a million beautiful things to do in pittsburgh this was not

one of them aaron donald didn't like it no walked him outside to his car

i'm freestyling right now i don't know i don't know if this car was ballet but aaron donald walked him outside to

his car and packed his lunch up for him [Laughter] hey folding them up real nice and put

them in a drawer

oh my god oh my god little freestyle little beatbox now if there's one person

in the world that you wouldn't want to have this altercation with it's aaron donald he's high on the list

yeah he's very very high he's updated now the dude who says he got his face beat up and broke up appears to be a big

dude huge he does he yeah he's his eyebrow off fam he knocked his eyebrow off you know what

kind of ass it's hard you know it's hard you know what kind of action it is tough to knock someone's eyebrow off

it is who do you think it started this fight had to be dude right if i had to guess

this dude if i had to guess i would say that guy and he probably didn't even know who he was no you knew who that was

nah he might not have just another big dude because for because again football players you don't necessarily see that

arnold well when he found out who it was it was awakening sixteen stitches in the eye he knocked

this out that sounds like a dude was that was dead set on hitting you in the same spot

over and over again one hit so let me just tell our audience out

there one hit a quarter men you shouldn't fight a man who can hit you repeatedly in one spot on your body just

in case just in case you had no idea that this wasn't the person that you should fight and not a mvp defensive end no that

chains with knives on the line yeah the [ __ ] are you yeah i'm cool yeah i'm good my bad and nice as well

well he's filing charges of course that's corny which is yeah and now he's fouling he's

he's pressing charges he's going unprovoked he's suing aaron donald he went to the hospital he got stitches his

face is beat up his eyes his arm is in a sling and now he wants some money i hate dudes like this

i hate dudes like this now you want some money i'm not saying nothing because i wasn't there i'm not an eyewitness

he is i do think he's always he's honest no he's not you're shot he's

i saw all of that no he didn't

his eye didn't see a thing his eye was closed he was fast his eye was closed what did he see

he was big and strong the last thing he seen was that knuckles coming out of his mouth i just saw sparks

i was driving uh i think that was aims worth in hoboken one saturday morning it was beautiful

outside 80 degrees and when you bust the left right there where the water is

it's traffic it's congestion and i busted left uh i was in like some oh i was in my car

that's when i had uh the coupe ben's coop i was feeling myself saturday morning car wash

it's a [ __ ] minivan behind me looked like like a postal postal van truck he's honking

aggressively at me [ __ ] put my [ __ ] arm out the window flipped him the bird

[ __ ] [ __ ] you and you're opposed to jumping out 300 pounds

yo you wonderfully that bird hey that dude got out of that poster man

walked up on my little coop [ __ ] was a man taller than the coop

so i seen him getting out i got out too you ain't catching me seated in my vehicle but he still towered over

me he said yo you better watch your [ __ ] mouth

i said okay my bad no no no no no as my brain was thinking of

what to say back cause i ain't gonna let him chuck me he kept going i ain't with none of that loving hip-hop

[Applause] and then [ __ ] just walked off then he went and got back in his postal vehicle

and i parked and you kept your ego and i just went inside and had my little meal you kept your ego intact that's an

interesting part of this story police say the alleged victim shout out to postal dude

let me enjoy my meal you got to be careful when you flip a [ __ ] off in his car in traffic yeah cause he was already are

you already man he's six seven in the little postal van

he wants nothing more than to learn your little ass all right uh police say the alleged victim told

him he told them he threw about a bottle of alcohol but didn't know if it hit anybody

so this is maybe how it all transpires he threw a bottle so i threw a bottle i don't know if it hit nobody anything i

got my ass by aaron donald oh today that's a bad stray yeah that's a bad bad

he ought to be more careful the next time you throw up i don't throw

no bottles yo you be scared throwing a piece of garbage in the tree what he won't throw another one i'll tell you

that i'm not gonna throw him

when i read this story i was like he's so much of a star the rams ain't even bothering him with this

the rams ain't calling like yo give us all of the details that happened how many seconds you're gonna get this here okay the ribs are like yo just

chill man we got it yeah we got it under control every down yeah we got this yeah don't worry about that

and listen if if florida did all that for aaron hernandez you know you know they holding down [ __ ] harry

and that that that go back to what i said about the sean hey who's that coach he's gonna hold you there who's that who's that coach

sean mcvay no no no no that was coaching that was coaching aaron hernandez in college

at florida one of them big big coaches he got to get called to the carpet yeah

we got to talk to him we got to talk to him at the cookout now when he go get his macaroni salad we

got to talk to him stupid covering up [ __ ] yeah urban mind

that's what's urban oh that explains it that exciting yeah wait huh you can't

say nothing about urban maya he's bigger than life

in college football yeah but didn't he do some nasty [ __ ] he probably did probably did a ton of it doesn't matter he's winning

championships you always caped for the white man i don't mean

one more time i'm sorry parks we got you wearing a lot of hats man cool our clothes left i didn't know they were leaving they didn't tell me come on

man you're winning a lot of hats

hold on keep going yo this guy's nuts new icing ish

that is the greatest drop in the world it is hard it's up there no that's hard wait before we leave the aaron donald uh

topic uh how how how close are y'all with you guys as eskimo brothers that you've

accrued throughout the years that's an important question you just go to what does the aaron

donald topic have well that's where it all stems from on the podcast yeah i was saying that you got to watch out for dudes like i

explained this earlier i circled back man i have i have some eskimo brothers

that you're pretty fly with yeah yeah i got it ace boom cone yeah yeah yeah

how about you ish i know you come from a long lineage oh you got it i know you got a lot of fam

out there different family reunion you included at the cookouts [ __ ] me would you

really no joe ludwig

yo that's my new [ __ ] let me tell you my girl loves our patreon page yo she say yo y'all are cooking on

patreon i love these topics i'm like i bet [ __ ]

first of all i'mma block your ass stop reading and looking into this

refund and she's like oh no i light up when my little phone say notification joe button has uploaded

something new on patreon so now my plan is anytime ish

or maul anybody to do that sucker mc [ __ ] would it drag you down in the mud with you i just act like i have no recollection

like what what

and you said ish you got a long line of lineage but you just not a party but you don't

have to cop to that that is me throwing paint at a wall it may or may not be funny to someone

out there [Applause] but you don't have to cop you don't have to confirm or deny it

now when you respond and say yeah [ __ ] you was one we paid [ __ ] justine and i'm a stack

we both tore it down you're confirming things now don't come

on this spot confirming rory come on who likes getting married more and more

come on come on [ __ ] out here

bringing up trains with me y'all brought up the trains before y'all didn't do nothing

by yourself yeah i prefer to be intimate alone just me and her in the bathroom

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whoever name you said a stack i don't speak french neither [ __ ] that wasn't

wee wee it might have been you you you [ __ ] you issues to come up short with his half

and escort money too

i do every time that is what this transaction was about us having

cash dumb [ __ ] [ __ ] why i gotta run to the atl

you [ __ ] though right what's wrong with you

wait

[Laughter] i thought your new nickname was cash app

joe it's because we're sponsored by casper that's why pardon me bro i don't do that no more

it's okay so stop it and this ain't patreon you giving it up

you giving it up out here enough of you uh moving right along we done talking about duke and his ass kicked by aaron

donald we covered that yeah yeah we we're done he's gonna be ashamed and ridiculed though talking to the mic please he need to be

shamed and ridiculed starting to fight his hands yeah your picture shows picture

his sling on his arm talking to the reporters after you threw a bottle come on that's

corny joey should have laughed that [ __ ] out the courtroom yeah listen i got in a lot of trouble on our last

podcast from my mom she didn't really

find my alexander o'neal bit amusing she was not funny

i said he's 90 years old she want to come tell me he's 67. she said it wasn't right she said i owe

him an apology so alexander o'neill if you're listening out there

and you're not re-recording saturday love i do apologize for how i spoke to you

now that don't excuse some of the rest of you [ __ ] you found another one and i found

another one actually someone out there said listen if you had a blast with alexander o'neal

wait till you hear what jay holiday did no

hey if you're listening out there i love you for riding especially through turmoil but let me let you know

we don't have anything serious to talk about nothing words there's nothing serious to discuss we're recording before

friday so we don't know what music drop we don't even really care i do know that money bag yo is coming

423

what's up we're gonna talk about it all right good um all right what about this what else

is there that's extra silly for us to talk about bobby schmidt yeah bobby schmurder now ish no doesn't

know what's going on with bobby schmurder right there do you know who bobby schmurd is ish we gotta ask in 2014 a song hit the top

of the charts called uh hot [ __ ] then he went away for a crime you're

stupid then you do know who he is yeah all right listen man listen man i just gotta explain i don't know

bobby schmurder came home he's he's been chilling living his best life having a blast everywhere he's been

in studios he's been on trips he's been with the rappers he's been he's been with everybody but here come

you shady ass blogs here come y'all shady ass blogs y'all couldn't wait to see him

hugged up with his white girl he got him a little white girl who's pretty happy to be in be with him she's

and you know that when they run to the bathroom and take all the pictures and then come back out like they didn't post any pictures

she did that yeah they want to show the third one i gotta show that i'm here yeah i think she had his chain on in the

bathroom like why don't you just go pee they will do everything they will do

everything in the bathroom but p but okay um so the blogs posted bobby

schmidt and his white girl the fans went crazy started killing them saying oh this is what you this is what we rode for you for you

came before you came right home to this so he posted a response video saying yo

i don't even know shorty that's my man's chick that's my man girl she was a little extra she bugged out i'm single

yeah right smooth and i thought that was pretty funny let's move

i was cracking up when i when i saw that because he's lying

he's lying how you know he lying

that was holding him down while he was locked up she posted all this [ __ ] we know when they picked him up she was right

there oh it's a shorty for whatever reason you're saying it's not i don't

know that's your shorty bro so it's funny well he said that's not his shorty and

he don't know her correct he said that's it but if it was i mean [ __ ] he went to jail he sat up for six years when you come home

i don't know it is what it is right i don't get what the problem is well because you're part of the problem ah what's the problem

me y'all house off that come home and and sleep with uh these colonizers

wait

bring this back a little bit fur listen first wait where did i come home

new york you did come home from bail oh yeah you

was in pennsylvania oh my god

you are such a loser i totally forgot about that part of your life

when you fell in love and moved to [ __ ] pennsylvania [ __ ] was great it was great you said i'm

never coming back i'm never coming to new jersey i'm never coming back to new york

[ __ ] i went out there was one post office for like a whole 90 mile radius

there was one taco spot out there [ __ ] fall in love and just bug out for

a minute yeah we've all been yeah we looked at ice like it's like you're serious what was the name of that town

please give me the name of that town yo you couldn't even buy gas in the town it was lancaster it was

horse and buggies out there lancaster i think i saw a mule out there how much [ __ ] be out there that's an

amish country i mentioned it yeah yeah what's that did you become

i don't know what we can and can't say you could call them others yeah that's that's right they're amish

okay i wasn't in the army section but yeah it was on this country did you know that did you build any barns yo do y'all hear ice

i didn't build no barns wait before we go any further what is this

somebody give me a proper definition you've got a definition on the amish people apparently i don't want to be offended i'm not

trying to be offensive i don't think they have let me get love cue love on top

all right somebody explain to me read this definition of me please uh thomas you're a loosely connected network of conservative

uh anabaptist communities that originated in switzerland they split from the mennonites in

switzerland uh back in the day

conservative modes of dress uh man where's the definition that corey

had this this is different orders different old new that's what this says the old order

is what cory was reading give me the old order look what we've resorted to on a saturday it's not that important just

give me the old order of amish the old order of amish constitute the largest group of rural amish settlements

is probably your people they descended from the amish mennonites

they are known for their strict rules involving dress older old order amish communities often

prohibit the use of buttons and zippers for example oh i'm not [ __ ] with them if they against the buttons

that was trapped

all right i'm done with the amish they don't drive cars they don't ice you move to an amish town in the name of love

and said you was never moving back to new york new jersey and said and you hear telling us at a

podcast in 2021 not at a heaven a heavy puerto rican population

why are you telling us about the [ __ ] community out there talking about the armies community i'm saying that why did you move

back what happened you wanna know the truth he [ __ ] up the ball joke i want a joke i want a joke i don't know

i want a joke uh i [ __ ] it up and i moved back i don't know he could joke or something like that

did you beat her to love could you married with kids now you good now did you beat her do you know if you beat her she's funny

is she miserable still nah she's still she's still on his shoe

this piece of [ __ ] yo you are just like [ __ ] who do they be dragging every time they have a baby who do they

be dragging yeah oh neo amish neil

got the beard neo oh yeah oh man we both found love she's good too

holy [ __ ] i was just out i don't i don't speak to her but i was just of course you know last week of course you speak to them still

no but her family is still my family would the amish be happy with you having an apple watch

i don't know what you was out there with apple watch

no wild [ __ ] for love man not move to amish country i like driving ice horse and buggies i

like driving what's the wildest thing parks ever did what'd you have what's the wildest thing you ever did in the name of love parks wear different colors in black fine

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the wildest thing i ever did in the name of love i was doing a solid though

i don't even know if i want to hear this i was i was doing a solid the young lady that i was the young

beautiful lady that i was talking to she was in the jam all my [ __ ] being

jammed no job she was in a little jam

about three weeks in nate i'm in the back three weeks into the courtship i took the jam like i won

oh you know you in a jam three weeks in you you mine you where do you beat the play

she needed me she needed me i showed up for her and and part of that involved

her moving in with her kid oh [ __ ] he took care of the kid in three weeks i

took care of three weeks cool little [ __ ] in three three weeks though

maybe a month and a half nah i was like three weeks it might have been two and a half you remember

about 17 days someone give or take oh man don't do that no that is your move

that's not your move no no that's not how it happened again first of all let me remember moving the minutes

let me refute some of this quick what you're saying first of all why me though because i know you

remember [ __ ] i thought i was helping your recollection now that you remember

oh here come parks here come parks i want to queue in a song that he thinks makes sense right here

remember all right so i moved the chicken i took care of her kid it lasted a little while kid was a cool

dude he was i was in supportive you know what i mean uh i'm always in

support of the dad so i mean i thought i was in a pretty good look hey united supporters

hey i was definitely in support of the dad here on this record and let me tell you i

think i'm the only rapper in the world that ever made a song from this perspective yeah yeah as the

guy taking care of somebody else's kid i think that's hard hold up i'll be at the mall look at me all right i don't want to

hear that turn this off but look at me [ __ ] sleeping don't worry you will hear it again spending early i'm at the mall with somebody else kid

in three weeks yes that's the crazy you're still an answer you really you

still didn't know you didn't answer but you all right we finished mine now you can answer that what the craziest thing you ever did in the name of love

uh uh uh a lot of [ __ ] yeah now you talk into the microphone is what you can do

honestly yeah uh damn damn probably nothing right nah probably

some wild shirt what did i uh oh frightening i broke the thing i broke it into my house with the banger

oh [ __ ]

yeah i'm about to save that drop to my phone look at the ringtone back for everybody

stop it allegedly okay how do you end up in somebody's

in somebody's house with a weapon okay did you live there i did not i

stayed there pretty regularly though that don't mean you lived there but i did not oh you was in there acting like

uh i'm thinking like what happened just give us a quick

version we'll move right along we know you're in a happy relationship we wouldn't want to jeopardize that um college i was like five now i was in

college 94 83 i was in college um she got caught cheating

she got caught you quarter how you quarter the [ __ ] was from up top we was in

college in maryland and the [ __ ] was from around my way so she had a type so

these swords all day he had nice eyes too i put it together

nah so i for real so the [ __ ] had came to baltimore look for real he ain't got closure from it yet no no

we can't joke about it all right go ahead fun stupid yo nah he came down here we had a fight um

he came to maryland to fight you oh he didn't go to school there he just came down there to fight you came cheating

oh he came down there and see her sweet money no no he didn't not if he

came to the school to beat and he know you go to school she had her own apartment she lied at the school she uh no she

lied to act like she was out of town um so i was supposed to think that's the

best lie too what i've had a girlfriend of mine dropped me at the airport

yo my flight is at 10. early damn i might miss it you gonna drop me off yes you're gonna

drop me off i'm gonna walk right down to where the taxi

going to the new home ain't no second none this is all back in the days of course or back in the days no doubt um all

right what else we got what else we 45 minutes in on absolutely nothing what else import did we finish bobby schmidty with the white girl

oh wait the the funny part the funny part about the white girl wasn't that he said he didn't know her

the funny part was when she tweeted uh when she instagram nah we know each other

oh i missed that wow you do know me i picked you up from jail

she said i picked you up from jail told you and then the feds found all the pictures of her holding him down in jail

i should join it's all right we don't care [ __ ] love running to the white girl boy that's y'all think man

y'all i'll be public with my

i'm joking that's a joke that is a joke that is a joke uh shout out to bobby schmurder man all

right what else is going on out there what else is going on uh what else we got uh there's a ditty topic that i

whatever it is anything with diddy anything having to do with diddy i ain't touching it i'm i'm sick of my my character being

attacked every time i take a stance on something well you don't take a stance you know that's why your character gets

attacked that's not true but that's take a stance no you're not true i do take a stance they just they're just not agreeable with my

stance they think that my stance on all matters pertaining to puff contradicts what my stance is in all

matters and that's just not true it's not true what is your stance on

matters pertaining to puff let me ask you that what's the matter like this black rob thing last podcast parks jumped in and was

like yo puff should help hey even if that's you immediately he said no this ain't about puppies even if

that's true that's not joe's reaction to men in the

world in life not with puff with any man when i'm talking about a man i don't go

to what another man should do to help that person i don't do that

i go with can i help or do i not want to help

that's it i told you all stories hey and it's not about me coming off the cleanest i told y'all stories about me

being at the gas station not wanting to when i asked you you want to support the troops no [ __ ] i don't like i'll tell you when

um so that's not because hey i won't say nothing bad about puff

it's spam their relationship precedes me i can't i haven't spoken to puff about

black rob i don't know how they feel about each other i don't know where they left off i don't know nothing all i know is black

rob look [ __ ] up and i want to help so i'ma help that ain't for me to look at ish and say yo you going to help

all right you're not going to help that's [ __ ] up that's crazy that's not my place i don't do that i did retweet the uh they've been put in

contact yeah so mark curry um confirmed that he well in his in his statement he said uh puff we know

you're trying to help but call me guess what when the topic came up in my

head knowing puff a little bit i would think that puff would help

every time these topics come up with puff who i know him to be i would think he would help the may [ __ ]

black rob whenever it comes up i think he would do it but what if he don't you don't have to but people can't

people it ain't on i'm saying i can't make these decisions for people absolutely i can't speak to why people

do or don't do certain things i can only tell you how joe feel i'm getting this now with the podcast every day it's 100

people saying yo what's up with marlon rory [ __ ] don't ask me i don't know i can't

tell you i'm getting tired of that but no no no no but from the fans perspective right from the fans perspective you could

comment on other things that don't really pertain to you i.e kid cudi right so they feel if you can take such a

strong stance on kid cudi you should be able to objectively say that

puff made money from black rob we all can agree yes i'm not saying that

i would i would assume so i would assume so that's a pretty reason i would assume so okay so

now for this man to be homeless you sat on the pod the other day and said you still make money from pump it

up right shorts but yeah okay so well pump it up was bigger than whoa but whoa

was in the i think so i i agree woe was in that discussion hit range but the money i make from pump

it up is publishing money right like def jam owns pump it up and i wouldn't expect anybody to go up

to def jam and do a march to say hey give joe budden pump it up back i get it i signed something they own it that's the end i still get

my royalties from it i still get my pub from it whatever percentage that is

and that's the end like the business part gets tricky it's intricate like you sign something you sign something i

think that's where fans get confused with me because i'm always on the side of the creator but sometimes i understand the

production company or the business i understand the label i understand the business i get how that could be tricky for for

uh the audience trying to understand my take on things but it's certainly it's not because puff is paying me right now i ain't got to revolt checking moms

i'm not even saying that i think they don't throw the new year's eve party no more

i'm telling you all something you do you just saying what do that guy was there i was there

but it was but that's my point it wasn't a big it wasn't a big to-do shindig you know people used to make the jokes oh y'all being cool with joe

budden because y'all want to go to the pool party like it's not one of those things i don't care if i never go to the party i've never been to roc nation brunch like for

y'all to paint me as the guy to pander to sustain a relationship suck my dick

are you kidding me these can't be people familiar with me but i die on the mental health hill

always i'll die on the hill of fighting for creators but the caveat to that

is not all of them not all of them and i'm not i'm not out

there just creator creator creator now some of you [ __ ] as well i agree with that some of you [ __ ]

sign some [ __ ] you're thinking your process your path your journey is different you got to bump your head yourself and some labels and executives

have a valid claim in ownership or whatever again when quavo

and contracted when quavo and quality control look like they were

having a dispute i came in here and shut the [ __ ] up i ain't say a word y'all know how i feel

about artists that are in that jam but i didn't say anything because i understand like i can't put a

value on what quality control did for me goes sure right when vice versa when it comes

to puff and i swore i don't want to talk about this so y'all could take this from me i'm not here to talk about but when it comes to puff

way before i got a revolt gig i felt like you could spot what he brings to an

artist and their album every time he does it sorry audience joe

puts a value to that not because i work with duke nah that no you can you can see that

like you talked about he's talking about us in this room minus you pardon me sir no you're good and make us a group

and the album will be all right you know what i'm saying he has an ear for music that's damn near

untouched should we use the 112 example back in the day though 112 i had a

little talent but i'm talking about 112 has i'm talking about 112 wasn't 112 when they went to def jam that's what i'm

saying it wasn't even when when puff got taken away from that and lastly on this puff [ __ ] before y'all

could get into what whatever's happening with black rob and him uh lastly on the puff [ __ ] again like i

said to steve stout if puff was still out here practicing some of those same business habits i would kill him

and let me tell the audience that privately and in confidence him and i have spoken and he applauds

that i come in here and say whatever the [ __ ] i want to say regarding him he don't hold me to that

i'm respectful but i tell the truth you think he loved what i had to say when that may

[ __ ] was going on he didn't but guess what it's my job to talk to the people

i don't run and [ __ ] hide when the topic comes i'm gonna tell you what i think and

hopefully the people that love me and respect me know that i'm doing my job and it's nothing personal the end rest of you [ __ ] that think my

character ever changes around any man y'all got joe real [ __ ] up

i mean i'm one of the last ones i'm one of the last that don't you [ __ ] live in a world of [ __ ]

that do that you know how many men i've seen become somebody else around other men

y'all want to have an honest conversation i get offended when y'all talk to [ __ ] such as myself like that

you know how many of these new modern age men i've seen become somebody else around somebody

else if we're asking how i lose respect for people that's how because i know you [ __ ] and who i seen

you being in this instance that instance that instance that instance it just looked different y'all don't do that

now i'm on a rant you were saying no i'm saying people have [ __ ] mother

i hate these [ __ ] man i hate every one of them people do think that you tiptoe around

people that you have those relationships with you know the same thing was said before about eminem

you would not say you've known he did some [ __ ] at times you wouldn't call him on it you wouldn't say it and it took a while for you to get to it

so yeah people see that history then see puff do or a topic come up

where they may consider that it was some [ __ ] or not saying he did did or didn't do some [ __ ] but just

something that you think a certain way about you would not say anything so that's why they

would say yo [ __ ] my dick joe's dancing around puffing and joe would say suck my dick how about that i'm done explaining [ __ ] to you [ __ ]

and my issue when that may [ __ ] came out wasn't the mesh it was the timing of it like puff is that up there at the bmi

awards saying all artists got to get paid every time they kill him it's when he fighting for artists

that's my issue but that's it their issue is yo you can't have black

rod being homeless and you sitting here fighting for artists and you've made millions of dollars from him

that is a logical argument no it's not it is i submit to your premise let's say that's true how many artists

does that help versus hurt in that instance if you can do what you just said

does that help the artist or does that hurt the yards what did i just say we have one of our prominent male successful billionaire

black business owners at an award show saying something that nobody would have

the opportunity or the guts to say indeed i would say it guess what i ain't that [ __ ] successful to be up there

sure but he is okay and he went up there and he said it and before he said it he i assume he hit

a few real [ __ ] to say yo this is what i want to say how do you feel about it and they said i know what real [ __ ] said

do it and he did it okay

sorry that ain't this ain't the time for me to bring up the locks deal this ain't the time for me to bring up blackrock this ain't the time for me to

bring up mace but to them sorry see this i'm sorry do that you know what you joked me you can't pick and choose yeah

yes it is no it's not if that's who you are today's consistently ish if every time wait time out let me just

get this off and you can talk if every time you build a house from 2001 on it's the best house in the world

and the realtor's saying yo ish built this house it's the [ __ ] but that those three houses you build in

93 ain't the same that was a little shady foundation was off you was just

learning if they bring that up throughout the rest of your real estate career is it right no go my god watch out say watch this

though you're not gonna say watch this come on no

so if i acknowledge in 93 that i did some shoddy work right and somebody suffered behind that

shoddy work i'm gonna in my now 2021

wealthier more established more uh uh uh

craftsmen like then i was in 93. i'm going to go back and rectify that situation or i'm going to make a conscious effort

in a deliberate effort to go back and rectify that situation i'm not going to keep the people in the same [ __ ] up foundation's house that's

their argument and that but that's joe's argument too we can't have the same argument let me

just finish and then you can go watch this he was waiting for

how about that ish that's my problem too when loon came home when he touched down

over here when after 20 years or wherever he was that locked up the second day he was here know who

he was with puff okay

when mace did that [ __ ] not [ __ ] it was how he felt let me not do that shout out to mace when may said hey blah blah blah blah

blah blah blah after puff gave that award the day before nowhere was that the day before

whip off okay that says to me hey

him and kiss styles cool today that

kinda says to me that somebody maybe maybe took some steps behind the

scenes to try to change things or rectify it or now because these powerful people don't

come out and publicly say [ __ ] all the time like i get that but i've actively i actively watch

puff and hove and i want to stop this because i sound like i'm dick right but i watch them two [ __ ] go out of their

way to keep in touch with all of the artists artists they have no

business dealings with like there is a healthy rapport that some of the og's are trying to

re-establish with the next generation and yeah they made a lot of mistakes

both of them but all of them i don't think that is to affect all of the new artists that they have

the ability to help today and if you want to call joe a snake for that if you want to say i'm compromising

my morals and my character for that suck my balls

move to yamiche town with ice and his ex-girl who still lives there

with a new amish king yeah god damn it prayer's up to black

rob and we hope you're all right we hope

you're all right man mama [ __ ] gonna get any horse and buggy and come [ __ ] your ass up i know that they're coming for you

oh amish man

yeah oh apparently i have a hive now dice i learned that they're working on

the name i've seen a bunch of icicles i've seen a bunch of guys cool icicles i've seen

the issues issues is dope you can't spell issues without it

yeah you can't spell issues without ish that's that jersey city spelling don't do that don't do that first of all

i didn't go to school in jersey i want to go into work now what you went to school enjoy i went to school at the bergen school

in new york there was a bird in school he went to

bergen high school in newark there was a bergen high school was it you talking i'm telling y'all

well this is a worldwide podcast number one so the people in africa might not care about what we're saying number two

ice i was outside way longer than you you was i was [ __ ] way before you

fighting way before you i was i had a uniform on at the bergen school

catholic in new york it's not the best we never know when i go to bergen catholic yo you're going to square up don't say i

went to catholic school again don't say i went to catholic school again and you was in town [ __ ] snakes talk to me

they still attacking buttons there's no there's no bergen school in north there's no bergen school bro

okay somebody out there listening knows that there was a bergen school

don't worry about it well it's an irvington then ask ish i wouldn't know anything no anyway

moving right along out of new jersey on to something that the people might care about

it's getting real comfortable pardon now you peeking his little lights can head over into my computer trying to see what's going on

like calculus um so listen really quickly i want to take a few seconds to

address something that's been troubling my spirit uh something that's been weighing heavy on my mind so

um i want to take this time out to talk to a gentleman by the name of skills for those of you who may not be familiar

skills is a long time mc from uh virginia uh he is known

and popular probably for his year end wrap-ups uh that he's done for a long time

until they were snatched away from him like candy from a baby and now uncle murder does uh the

year-end wrap-ups i'm not saying that to be funny uh skills was skills was recently on the

noriega drink champs podcast noriega still hasn't called me back from another day

he's not calling you back he's not never right it's over he used to always call me back when i

used to get out to miami like we used to take me to the restaurants crab crab shacks and [ __ ] you've seen that picture strip clubs parties

like we used to do it big out there he had it did he had a drink [ __ ] in the tub before then not then all right it's

different now it's different it's not calling you no more well uh skills did nori's podcast

and this is what he had to say about joe budden joe button

oh look rap has never even heard of that

rapper's never even heard of that i want to point that out he's in a room with very accomplished

mc's and they never even heard of that idea that joe budden is due to juice

but listen i'm 40 years old and i've grown i'm not 30 anymore won't make the same

mistakes and i realize that my words hurt people did doodle juice hurt you no okay just

see who works hurt and this is the thing i know that skills is a very uh decorated and accomplished mc

the same way that skills knows that joe is a very decorated and accomplished emcee

um skills said something about me in a wrap up i didn't like it i said something back

at the end of a pod i'm assuming he heard it so now he's doing this on the nori interview and he's calling me doodle juice i will not feed into the

cycle and i'm gonna stop this now cause i don't rap and skills you don't rap either really

we both old [ __ ] it's over now uh

and i'm not gonna perpetuate this any further i will accept skills calling me due to

juice and i will not say and do you see don't don't ever what i typically say would say because

he knows better no man throw your hat and start screaming

nothing is that what i normally did yes i'm not gonna do that shut out the skills man i wish you

nothing but the best mad prosperity your way

and that's that man see i'm looking at that i'm glad i'm glad you don't say well i'm glad he'll take debate because

joe's not rapping that's it if he was rapping okay i don't take the bait cause the people that [ __ ] the people that say it don't believe it the

people that say it don't believe that like he don't really believe that all the dudes that ever said i was real

trash like skills little b like they don't believe that when when the beef is over they come to me

and say yo dawg you that dude he might have me skills

and i have had that conversation on the phone before where we both called each other that dude so i'm not gonna play these public games

he might have just made today that's all today you're not top five today you probably are doodle juice no he said

that [ __ ] that'll never make his top phone but that's okay

and only in rapt are things insults it shouldn't be there are 30 million rappers

or something too though that's okay too rap is a subjective care about

norway right now like that's how i feel [ __ ] it whatever whatever i'm not rapping yeah

like come on man say podcaster joel's dude start jumping and yelling and throwing his hat

nori shout out to you for never even having heard of such a preposterous

proponent that she wasn't palatable easy at all

i mean top five yeah but i mean i never heard i never even heard him when was this

recorded who knows right before he might feel different [ __ ] went from skills to drake

[ __ ] might feel different shut out the nori man he's on a hell of a road joseph his podcast is on a hell of a run out there salute to all of y'all

that's why i wanted to thank the fans and shout out to the fans man the fans the job y'all have

done of just supporting and staying there and staying strong and just [ __ ] with dudes even through

turmoil and sabotage and all types of other [ __ ] man i have to tip my hat to y'all

i really appreciate y'all and it speaks to the relationship that's been built

over the years and i don't take it for granted nor would i want anyone else to ever take that for granted

um hey man what i'm gonna thank y'all what i'm learning is the fans love this [ __ ] bro like they

are heavily invested they like it's it's a level that i didn't even realize they would get to yeah even through all the

it's just so i mean i'm like just me and it's sitting here bro the [ __ ] that's being

they love they live and breathe this [ __ ] like they are serious so shout out to y'all again

we ain't asked to come sit here people left and we sat here so take your issues with them but that's

but that's why i really [ __ ] with rory and maul like those that's why those are my guys like

the amount of thought boldness and wherewithal it takes to say yo

i notice all the other hot podcasters out there are bodying [ __ ] and killing the scene

they going so crazy out there i'm gonna sabotage our number one spot

i'm gonna throw this [ __ ] all the way in the air and see where it lands man round of

applause you gotta hit the issue in the ice drop

[Laughter]

said that [ __ ] like is is yummy a chick definitely told you you was yummy before and you was hyped

and you was hyped right what you was about to say no i'm just saying that the fans you know they this is their [ __ ]

i get it um let us breathe though we didn't act we didn't call jokes no they're kind of cool with the uncle

podcast now they just don't like our outfits still i don't give a [ __ ] about that they don't like yeah i'm coming in this

morning choices there we go that's that's the beef now what i'm telling you now

i'm gonna show you some outfits y'all got me you gotta just lay into it now now you got me [ __ ] down you want to

play let's play i can go into that bag what you gave them today come on tell them what you're wearing agreed on what

you got on today's side no money green you know a little money green about money how about you ish

what's that you're dawning what's that it's coming down what's a little 89 polo it's ain't even

out no more huh yeah there wasn't outside huh joe went back on the hats that's

that polo from the elizabeth outlets right there [Laughter]

hey give it up [ __ ] we're going to elizabeth elizabeth where the [ __ ] is elizabeth ah

here we go yo y'all will not new jersey my podcast out y'all know good and goddamn well as

outlets and elizabeth the movie theater that we used to go to for the dates the dates remember y'all you said we're going

to go in there officially ice and officially-ish that's what i'm talking about for y'all

they now they owls who used to go there don't worry i can't go to that movie that's where you get caught i don't go to that it took me one time

to go to that movie theater to see all of the chicks and i was like oh you don't go there nah y'all ain't catching me out here

loving a girl call me boujee but i'm cool well you're bougie oh yeah you're a

[ __ ] we just ain't got no diamond in there it's reclining actually this is a great segue to talk about uh

our episode that dropped yesterday if you didn't see it uh we dropped a special kevin uh kevin samuels episode

yesterday and boy was this thrilled shouts to ish oh my god and it's birkin he was stuck

he couldn't get out of his bag he was all the way in there yeah you did that ish yo you always talking about yo

you are a rap i lied yeah i lie on the microphone i'm glad you i'm glad you're admitting it yeah no no

no that's true how did you feel if you listened back to that interview out there in the audience

you could hear i know you might have thought that that was kevin doing his own ad-libs but it wasn't

that was ish that was it saying yo you're right i'll be trying to tell him

yeah here kevin samuels with the oh how did you feel man how'd you celebrate did

you like run out of theater and bring all your closest friends and family i think that pod is going platinum you gotta hang that up stupid

you gotta hang that you gotta hang that up in irvington yo now y'all chancellor at burgundy

kevin samuels how did you think i know we caught a lot of heat for even sitting down to do that interview they said

they say that he hates women uh they say that his delivery is foul they say a lot of things about him and he we took our

happy asses right there to sit down with him um nah i i think that it was mad

informative i think that um well we all can agree that he's mad smart right

he goes back in history and he breaks down where we kind of went left with a whole

bunch of different um factors that uh have men and women in these

situations that they're in specifically black women and black men that are in the situations that they're in i agree with

probably 80 more than 80 probably about 95 percent of what he says um his delivery can be a little brash a

little harsh um but all in all he's still accurate

for the most part everything he says do you think that we all will

be offered less vagina because we sat down and spoke to him no i mean we all i'm not

oh

[Laughter] i think that uh i think that the real

women like roommate women here we go come on stop your [ __ ]

yo i i talked to a bunch of females that follow him you can't call them females

who female 1 you can't call them females female 1 female 1 that's demeaning and degrading female is

degrading yeah yeah yeah apparently female female 1 female 1 yeah female 1 you missed that

episode yeah just saying [ __ ] you knew [ __ ] is different man ish no no no

don't fight this don't fight it i can't lose another quote let it go if they cancel you what i'm

gonna do baby no no no uh but i think a lot of women agree with what he's saying

like when you really sit down and look in the mirror i think that a lot of women really agree with him again his delivery can be

a little rough he told a chick sheet it's emmett smith's size and hike and all of that i think that's a little

excessive could she run the rock was that her again i don't i don't know

but he's a little brash but all in all he's well read he's

has historical context he has factual information for everything that he's saying yo you

[ __ ] is crazy never mind yo

did we learn anything about kevin samuels from our interview i said we not just ish

all of us please i just learned that uh you know he he's he's headstrong in the way he thinks man

we're not moving on [ __ ] what do you think kung fu panda you're not gonna pander your way out of this one

come on what's up what do i think i think that we conducted uh

i think we conducted a really good interview uh what else do i think i think that

women are some of the most beautiful creatures ever created

i'm trying to tell you listen it's what i think since we all came from a woman got our

name from a woman god i came from a woman i think it's time we heal our women be

real to our women time to heal our women that's what i think i know you do i know

who you calling a [ __ ]

[Music]

i love whatever they think dance now

yeah that's you i don't love women parks you do only you could love your girl right it's

just you just love her keep going no that's it all of us love

our girls the end that doesn't answer my question though what's your question he's not answering your [ __ ]

questions at all what's your question what was your assessment of the kevin samuels interview not bad

nice it wasn't bad that's been nice i i think he you know he believed in what

he was saying no what was yours he has a lot of uh stats and uh historical figures to

to back out back up his argument which is hard when people have stats and figures that

back up their argument and you're not prepared for them it makes it hard to argue against them see my thing about stats and figures is

i could make up a number that's true you don't know that i don't know if he has bigger numbers so those stats don't really i agree

yeah that was my point is that when people bring up stats and arguments and yo did you read the book on the no i want you to watch from the 60s like

i didn't i didn't yeah i didn't i am in a room with a bunch of cowards

we all left that interview like yo that nigga's the man no no we didn't now everybody in here

[Laughter]

[Music]

[Applause] [Music] you you could like them without us yeah you had i like them too

i texted this morning good morning they can still hit me back put the episode out first [ __ ] then we

talk yeah for real man shout out to kev man thank you for coming to [ __ ] with us it really appreciates it

all right listen man we got to get to it uh this is the moment in the podcast if you have not seen snowfall you should

cut this off because i'm telling alerts i'm telling alerts i'm dropping i'm dropping it off we're too late in the season i'm

dropping it all cut it off hey fast forward hit that little uh circle that says 15 seconds hit it

like 100 times don't hide that no more hit it like a hundred times no more that's only with the other

company wait huh no that's not the only fans

i bet i have 15 seconds fast forward right by her little intro

i hit that [ __ ] about seven times go ahead no no well they don't have that

i was told somebody tweeted me and was like that's the only thing i miss about the pod not being on

yeah that was a 15 second on uh apple oh no he told me what the option being on there because i

used to podcast that now they're pretty sure it's still there how long is it on yeah yeah they give

you 30 seconds ahead that's what tweet i don't listen to the podcast so i don't know [ __ ] it you don't listen no podcast no

interesting i subscribe to him just you know help people out i listen to music last week i watched the episode of

snowfall when at the end he put the gun in shorty face

like yo dad how could you do this to me girl and then the [ __ ] went off right and

then the coming attraction voice came on and he said stay tuned for

scenes from next week this the episode before the season finale

and i said wait wait wait wait wait dawg [ __ ] are you talking about this [ __ ] just came on oh we there this

feels like it's been an eight episode order it just feels like it's going by pretty fast i guess it

aired in this end of february when in april it makes sense ten shows amazing especially 40 40

minute episodes 10 episodes we are finally at the finale

episode nine just aired they turned up and they got right to it now i saw a lot of people saying best

episode of the season i loved it they really turned up we got a lot of closure we got some answers

and great episode and not to be that guy

that was my issue with the episode yeah what the main beef is still

outstanding no it's not no it ain't no no it ain't no no no it ain't not the main i don't

care if he kills his dad or not i don't give a [ __ ] if his man lives or dies what are you talking about

scully yes scully scully wasn't demanding and he just chopped off two legs

literally yeah it's good it's going to close his gummy head [ __ ] up he ain't thinking about this [ __ ] right now no no he will

not be clear he will be so tender you might think different oh [ __ ] scully scully the crazy in episode

one i was worried about let me give you my timeline episode one i was really worried about

scully he seemed like the craziest psycho dude right on earth that was the last time i

worried about scully by episode two i was on oh [ __ ] uh his sister oh [ __ ]

man boy in them got the drop oh [ __ ] the two uh the two girls that ain't with no click running around killing people

oh [ __ ] uh leon might snipe this dude like throughout the season it was a whole bunch of other people that i

thought were real threats uh far more than uh scully after episode one and in

episode nine they dated all the threats i was worried about hey he never beefed with leon this

season like i thought was coming that never came that's just that should have been happening that didn't come

like i thought it was coming so leon they made leon timid and afraid the whole season hiding

cool it worked out [ __ ] i thought jerome might they might not trust him name

corey clark's name man yes cory that's cory that's corey uh i thought that they might not trust

him they might fight we got that fight in episode nine the two chicks with the guns to kill

everybody that that don't work for nobody now they work for franklin franklin popped up in the girl house uh

made hug kill man boy man boy's dead he didn't she didn't do it but you know what i'm saying

man boy is dead he put the gun in her hand hey you do something about the bodies outside too uh whatever oh the uh the the reporter

the asian reporter we took care of her yeah took care of her ass knew that was coming y'all got to a lot in this 40

minutes it did

in the first eight episode so now it was easy to tie in all the pieces i agree you get what i'm saying so a lot of [ __ ] happened here especially

the way this nigga's holding his hands but again a lot of [ __ ] happened in

episode one through eight that they just tied in now that's corey does that make

you franklin oh [ __ ] i'm not franklin okay asu man

boy i'm ish fishboy the smartest

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[Laughter] nah but i do love the show i do i love

the episode i can't wait to see the finale uh they already got re-up for the next season so they'll they'll be here

i gotta um i gotta apologize to to karen i was

under the i said manboy was going to get the drop on frankly never i i know that but i didn't think

it was going out like that and she's been blowing my phone up from the minute it happened aha sending memes the whole [ __ ] we

smoking on a man boy pack everything so you was right i was wrong a lot of people were smoking

on that man boy last night yeah i saw a lot of that they were smoking on man boy

the funny [ __ ] was man boy talk about something he shot on the ground he told me something oh no this one they just uh gun bottom

how did you know i was coming here not ain't got but that [ __ ] they shot that [ __ ] from the rip yeah he got shot

he got shot like eight times then he dropped and was still popping [ __ ] yeah oh okay okay how did you know i was coming well you

always been smart idiot but just not that smart now you're dead as hell i knew he was gonna be in there and noticing i love in

tv when the guy had been trying to kill you for years finally has you in that compromising situation but now we're

going to talk yeah yeah i really do like that i hate it i hate it i love that i hate it because

in my brain when you get shot all them times you ain't got but a few words better choose them wisely

you you've been a [ __ ]

man boy was just a little too tough man boys contour dead on the ground

i like that i like that no [ __ ] up [ __ ] now yeah wow i'm smoking on man boy well i'm smoking on that what you mean

go ahead and be tough i'm gonna roll you up in the dutch and he yeah and he gonna die anyway so you might as well

get my [ __ ] off yeah i'm i ain't gonna change nothing [ __ ] you talking about lil leon how did

franklin just always end up in the house in the right house at the right moment he's smart how the hell did he get in there how did

he know man boy was coming yeah but he got sloppy and he got back smart real quick he did like he's like it's like a switch the

growing pains he did so uh yeah see look at this dumb [ __ ] move

the amish town for the [ __ ] yo he was for the woman

woman you know he's a massager you know he's misogynistic

that's when somebody trying to not sound misogynistic that's not politically correct yes but

that's the problem oh man yes it's politically correct shout out to the ladies

um so that is our snowfall review right that [ __ ] was great yeah yeah what do you guys think is going happening in the

finale like we got one up nigga's gonna die yeah he's gonna die scully gonna die dad gonna die they'll

leave some type of cliffhanger and we'll and we'll wait four years till the next season well we're gonna see if

dad re-ups on his contract if he doesn't he's going to cuba if he does

he'll be back but this is what was funny haul dance out that door like oh [ __ ] she did they coming for me next let me

get out the door this is what's funny about this episode too that whole scene pissed me off honestly the reporter

uh how do you trust him and i think something's in your [ __ ] drink right he's a cia agent you know that ice just took the words

out of my mouth like call off no pause but she was talking that big dick stuff like she had him

like i got you i got you and he played right into it [ __ ] them [ __ ] the cia they it's a cia [ __ ] that

you know they just came in and buried your whole [ __ ] she was headstrong she was actually yeah she was headstrong

and she was miserable well she ain't miserable no but the whole season she's been saying and i'll get off of this soon but the whole

season she's been researching the cia dude knows he's a killer no that's my fault how do you meet up

with dude in the diner he didn't meet up with him he no he pulled up on her she didn't know he was coming

you sat there and talked to him and and yeah thinking that you getting your story

accepted a drink from hell am i right you getting in there i was like i'm a rock star she got the story i'ma rock your dumb ass to sleep he just

got it he's gonna do something in the drink i knew it i'm gonna rock your stupid eyes but that was as soon as he as soon as he rocked

her to sleep he pops up on franklin and his mom here come dumb ass franklin

what are you doing here wait what [ __ ] wait do you know what we have going on

do you know what your [ __ ] dad just did in the hollywood report or whatever that was what what are you doing he said yeah he

said what are you doing here he said um what are you gonna do about your dad what are we gonna do about your dad

yeah i'm here to find out what we doing about your dad your dad is doing interviews your dad is [ __ ] all of this up

you kill him i kill him somebody got to kill him somebody got to kill him now next episode they're going to make the dad be like a wand division or some

tough [ __ ] he is a tough [ __ ] the dad's a tough [ __ ] yeah he was one of the [ __ ] that

oh he was tough in the 50s no he's one of the emperor in the 50s who you all rooting for in the show he was tough in the 30s no [ __ ] when

was he tough was he tough when he did that

that mean he was tough because he was in the panthers no he was somebody in the panthers y'all know the underlying story how he killed his best friend

kings i seriously he was somebody in the panthers and uh he got [ __ ] up because he had

to kill one of his mans and they kind of [ __ ] this is the first the the real person

that's based on that's based on no the father this is illegal in the show i don't remember that part

he was in the panthers and he had to kill his man and et cetera et cetera so he kind of went and hide and [ __ ] him up whatever

okay i i understand that and i accept what you're saying what i'm saying is today franklin

smacked the [ __ ] out of him told him to get out of his house today franklin came to the hospital said yo what the [ __ ] [ __ ] you doing here

let's get out of here [ __ ] today this isn't your problem that ain't even your job no more to check on your wife yeah

out of here today today franklin i want to hear all that black panther [ __ ] today no today franklin got a bengal on him at

all times and jerome got the uzi i'm gonna go ahead and exit out of the hospital all right well jerome and yamiche [ __ ] you can grab a gun too do

the amish believe the amish believe in guns probably probably like uh musketeers they got a mafia [ __ ] they just showed

the amish mafia on the screen with guns a big ass gun there's buttons on guns

they're not supposed to be able to use no guns they had the amish mafia update on the screen let me chill for them

[ __ ] come to edge water man you'll hear them coming right there

look at dr phil he lays in something shut up [ __ ] man yo dr phil been talking for 25 years i miss

your mafia that is funny dog didn't dr phil and dr oz have a beef no

i'm not talking about amish people anymore moving right along moving right along because we don't have to be here too long today

ain't too much to talk about and we talked about it all yesterday see [ __ ] like this would get me in trouble

my girl just pulled something like this out of the couch

this girl moved the couch she's a [ __ ] [Music]

well if you don't do anything there will be nothing for her to find joseph she ain't it checking the [ __ ] levels

of the alcohol levels on the counter like she a [ __ ] bartender why is the patron low

you don't even drink that people came over i ain't no people came but you don't live in here

how the [ __ ] would every time i get hit i'll let you know if people came over

here oh man oh man how does it feel being upstanding [ __ ] um uh men and and signed signifiers of love

in your house households with your beautiful ladies this [ __ ] feel good to me like i've been

a piece of [ __ ] for a long time so i feel good to be on the other side of that finally

yeah we're getting out of here we getting out of here we're not staying we're not staying we're not staying

we're going to go we're going to go uh let me see where's my phone is there anything else that i have to get to

that's important i mean what the [ __ ] is that the [ __ ] is going on with duke

who you know i ever stopped the podcast or something like that because i'm walking on the bottom of my sweats

that's what we do that's what

how much money black people waste on clothes i have no idea oh now you don't know oh

i'm sick of him i'm so stupid what are you talking about [ __ ] waste

a lot of money a lot of money right i don't we could be rich if we stop right yeah you could i said we we we all uh yeah

probably yeah definitely yo you stuck out of here who asked a dumb ass question

let's just tell the people how much money we could save if we didn't buy clothes i don't know

it wasn't so you know though ish damn there was something i wanted us to argue about but i don't remember it right now

if i look back in my notes when i wanted to start my let's argue let's fight about something segment damn

it was something i want to fight with you about who you want to pick the fight with you oh definitely you only use it it's

probably me it's only you watch this see look look oh i'm about to school them when

that come out all right uh come on let's get serious for a minute all right uh what's shorty's name i

don't even waste brain space remembering the white murderers names what's her name

kathy i don't know oh the chick yeah office of some excellent oh we're not we're not talking about her right now i'm a homeboy oh

let's talk about duke i mean they've rolled over a week later yeah it's the same [ __ ] where was this at a u.s army sergeant first class

is uh a u.s army sound guy i got you u.s army sergeant

first class is currently under investigation after shocking video showed him berating and pushing a young

black man he did not believe lived in their south carolina neighborhood jonathan

pentland 42 was quickly identified after the monday video went viral showing his

altercation with the young man at the lake at the lakes at baron barinope

barony place i can't see it's white it's small font a gated community in richland

county located in the summit neighborhood photos show that pentland has been a

drill sergeant at fort jackson in south carolina since at least 2019 parks is making the font

smaller as i taught fort jackson port jackson commanding general uh general brigade

general milford beagle jr took to twitter to announce that the video would be investigated i didn't watch this video oh you didn't

see this video i tell y'all when i i try to purposely stay away from things like this

this because i know what it's going to do to me i know how i'm going to feel i know how i will react you did it to me it did and and normally

i i'm i know it's not a good thing to say but i'm at the point where i'm kind of jaded from a lot of this [ __ ] because i just see it so much now

but this one like hearing that kid's voice like his skinny ass 120 pound boy

this big fan he's stone cold steve austin looking white dude is literally trying making him get off

the block yo get away from here he put his hands on him yeah yeah he did yeah

prior to the video being recorded he smacked his phone out of his hand and then the the kid is like sir i live

like he's trying to stay remembered possible because you don't want elephant what's he don't want this dude to turn up

but he's turning up and this is a big white dude muscles on top of muscles smaller black

gentleman looks younger also he did push him he put his hands on push them twice hard pushes i don't want

to watch this video now but shortly after i saw a vid circulating

of hundreds of black people pulling up to that same block that same location and that same

address we want to talk we want to talk to you now we on your block come outside now come outside and get us

out of here i do love that about us i loved it i loved seeing black people pull up for black people

uh now dude didn't come outside did he no he did not i didn't see any video of that but i did read a paragraph from

somewhere saying that violence has erupted in front of dude's house vandalism they started

throwing [ __ ] and that and he had to be removed probably yeah get him off the block get

your [ __ ] ass you get you and your family to a safe place god damn it we outside

yeah and that's not to incite violence dog but unfortunately people respect violence unfortunately

the threat of it it's it's no the actual the actual violence like yo nothing's ever been done in this country

that violence didn't make happen that's true but when we say it it's deemed as hate speech yeah yeah

and terroristic but it should have hurt his wife because we have because we're designed to be losing it i heard his wife and that's

where he championed it like his wife was like where do you live and he's like where do you live she's like that's none of your

business huh fool you just asked me where i lived you told him it's one way out of here

get out that way he said that's not true it's multiple it's much more telling you it's one way out of here then they're like we're going to walk

you home no you not and then the whole get out my face as you get in my face yeah yeah yeah yeah

yeah yeah yeah and he's telling him dude i'm i'm you you search me you are not approaching me i'm walking

he's like this i've never seen you around here this is a tight community we know each other evil don't belong here evil people in

america this is a bad time for this i know that this is your history and you're rooted

in this type of evil but right after we see video of of a minority getting murdered

for attempting to drive away now is not the best time for us to see videos like this and it

doesn't help that we've seen at least one of these or two of these every other week

since 2020 now see this reminds me of uh they killed so many of us i don't

remember the stories now who was that that went to get skittles trayvon like this reminds me this this

is this situation is

the kid i'm pretty sure he's thinking that he's trembling like in his voice his voice trying to stay as low speaking

is possible to not incite this dude any further does the white gentleman have a gun on him no no what is that that's poking out

by his waist pause i think it's his phone yeah he don't have a gun got it he'll have a gun but again he's what if he did look at this

that's the point like that's where we are look how much he pushed him he's off his feet with one hand he pushed him with one

hand the boy's in the ear he'd have to fight me he'll kill me okay and again and he wouldn't exactly and now we

have a different conversation that's where we are today and you said this is not the time for evil and all of

that joe and they're in their eyes this is the time for evil they've been charged up for the last four years

of just this [ __ ] been pounding in their head you know we've been charged up for suspense yeah but i'm saying you've been a lot

longer than four years you're right you're right my bad but i mean public like now it's

public like they've been publicly charged up like it's the right thing to do we don't have to hide it no more we can

wear it out in the open now okay so we have a letter from someone named uh sherelle johnson

she's the uh woman that films film did i think thank you all she says thank you all for reaching out

and helping to support deandre the young black male's name is deandre we did not know him nor had we ever met

him until last night the young lady recording the video we also did not know until last night

she saw the young man in distress and knew he didn't do anything wrong so she started videoing for his safety smart

woman she sent me the video last night and i got the okay to post it i have been in contact with both d as i

call him now to okay to post it oh oh yeah uh to check on him and the young lady

sade who did the video both are doing okay but still processing last night we all

bonded because we noticed a young man in distress and happened and he happened to be black we waited with him until the officer

arrived and we repeatedly informed the officer that dee was assaulted you all didn't see the second instance

when he slapped his hand and his phone fell and cracked the officer told us that his supervisor told him that he

could uh he could only charge the white guy with malicious injury with malicious injury to property and

not assault yeah i learned that i learned that one day the cops told me they can't charge

you with assault if they didn't see the assault that's one of those charges they have to see it uh let me see

deandre was calling throughout and he had been in that neighborhood the lakes at barony place walking

plenty of times and he lives in the summit this also reminds me of the young man who was jogging down the street

aubry yeah yeah yeah who just happened to be murdered yeah yeah again so watch this because they said they

thought he went in the house that like whatever the [ __ ] they'd take that he's jogging he's walking

who the [ __ ] are you to say we don't belong around here and that you're gonna see to it that we

don't come around here or that we can't walk on this block evil whites that's what it all is man fam that level

of control and entitlement is disgusting yeah no i'm with you i'm totally with you um

lots of people walk out there and never any trouble vanetta and i only wanted to get d to safety because the situation

was getting out of control and that white guy was very angry and yelling at him overpowering him

we circled back to get him out of that situation because we refused to see dee go to jail

or lying there dead simply because he was black the only thing he did can you go back up the only thing he did

was be black while walking uh since then the richland county

sheriff's department has put out a statement that says sheriff sheriff leon lott will be meeting with

elected officials and representatives of various organizations today to discuss the incident in the summit he

will be updating them on the investigation prior to a public release sheriff lott realizes the importance of putting our

putting out correct information quickly as there has been a lot of incorrect information distributed

throughout facebook and other social media we want to ensure the community knows this incident has been a priority for

our department the video in itself is very disturbing as and has helped tremendously in our

investigation more information will be provided when it becomes available

end quote i can't speak for anyone else anytime they come out with all this uh

politically correct racial jargon i never believed one single word of it not on iota it's hard to no it's [ __ ]

it's it's all a smoking mirrors trick yeah that's it politically correct especially difficult when we cut the

news on to hear about what's going on in the uh derek charvin trial and

the defense attorney is up there saying that carbon monoxide may have contributed to his death

underlying conditions he had heart problems he had a drug addiction

all this other stupid [ __ ] like except for the except for the knee for the knee right

everything but the knee killed them they broke the yo i'm not gonna hold you the prosecution is getting busy though

no they are they are getting but unfortunately i don't know that that's gonna mean anything yeah that's true they are doing a tremendous job shout

out to them listen uh i don't know how many of you out there have watched as many law and order episodes as myself

uh i don't know how many channel id stories you've watched how many docs you've watched

i've seen a bunch where the guy is in the garage and he locks himself in the car and falls asleep for the next 72 hours

and he dies of carbon monoxide and then the little narrator voice normally stacy kicha one of them people

come on and say hey it takes about 72 hours to die from carbon monoxide that is the very next thing they tell

you i don't think that carbon monoxide or his face being by the muffler of a

vehicle contributed to his death i wasn't there that's what they say i don't know his health conditions they

always say something they always say something it's all [ __ ] man it's

all [ __ ] we know what it is no my the crazy part you know you really want to keep it real yeah

these [ __ ] been on trial for five weeks for some [ __ ] that we saw with our own

eyes take place on camera that is crazy dog yeah let that [ __ ] would have been little kid cat killing little kid cat

night night week deliberation two hours you're going to jail for life

you can't get better they've been liberating for five weeks though ish no no no they've been on trial i'm just saying that's i hate to tell

y'all white people out there all y'all don't get to be hateful do some of them get to no yeah but i

don't get to say that so now i have to compartmentalize a little bit

that's true and say that some of y'all and this is where just my confusion comes in derek charvin puts his knee

puts his knee on the neck and kills a brother uh eric garner's selling cigarettes

he gets killed our our guy my guy both both of them yeah our guy in dallas

eating ice cream in his drawers in his house in his house and he gets killed and what i'm thinking is okay i know that historically

i know historically where white people think we land on the totem pole very low i know why historically

maybe some white people subscribe to those really horrible ideologies today though

i don't understand where some of these white people benefit from killing black people

what the [ __ ] does derek charvin achieve what changes in his life by killing black people

uh amber amber who did that to both of them yeah the cop who did it to saundra arrested i

just don't understand just now who what you gain what you gain by you you don't you don't think

that's a controller you lose money so i mean i don't get it it's a control thing same [ __ ] with the big

dude pushing the boy it was about control like i'm bigger than you i'm stronger

than you i can do whatever i want to do to you you can't answer back like sandra bland was too cocky like word

yeah you you think you're smart huh i'm gonna learn you something real quick you get what i'm saying like it's about

control yeah it's no difference than when you go to the club and the bouncer at the club is talking mad greasy like yo chill out homeboy

you're not the mayor here you're just the club bouncer she was a clown in school it's the same got a little bit of power a lot of cops didn't get no [ __ ]

in school you know what i'm saying like that's literal i seen it happen in college jokers with corny joined the frat and

started jumping around and now you get some girls like you were corny chill out fam

same [ __ ] it's no different if you was a cool [ __ ] when you was young you gonna be a cool [ __ ] when you old

if you was an [ __ ] when you was young you're gonna be an [ __ ] when you oh it's the same [ __ ] what did they charge

shorty with second degree murder no they can't charge it with murder no second degree manslaughter

second degree manslaughter what does that carry a 10-year max i

think i read somewhere i believe it was that's what the other she could potentially be on before that's what both them the lady

both of them got 10 years she's gonna be home in about three years it's a travesty man yeah

it really is a travesty so to the white people and in my brain when i imagine like if all of all the black people get

up and and we and we build our kingdom in in africa or wherever we go

and white people decide to migrate there after some years i i can't imagine treating them like that

over there like that don't even come to mind but what is the difference in what you said

there joe you said migrate you didn't migrate so from the rip it

was y'all are beneath us y'all are property yeah y'all y'all not people stop

thinking you people that's why i keep telling people like well you see all of that you know we the people all of that anytime you see that

or all men all you know created equal that though they wrote that not thinking about us

yeah we didn't apply to that yeah that's true so i get it like i saw um it was funny there was one of the next

players that had um i believe it was the nets they had uh in liberty and justice for all

on the back of the shirt capitalized if it wasn't the next it would uh you know my bad and i'm looking at that like bro

that wasn't for us even though it says for all that meant for all white men really not even white people

it meant for all white men your dogs that's the truth they were madder at michael vick

than derek shulman yeah there it is with liberty and justice for all that don't mean for you no you can't

kill no dogs and do nothing dogs around around white people i'm lo no i'm saying no he's serious

it's funny but it's not funny a dog's life has more value than a black man crazy though like that's nuts

that's where we are and i don't know how to i wish i knew some type of way we may burn all that [ __ ] down that's like

always again we had a good podcast we laughing we joke and we gonna end on this sour note but again it's not like even

for for the white people would i say what's the difference between black on black crime like we shooting each other

it's granted we are and that's horrible too but if i do we learned that from them

too no but if i shoot corey on camera you're brainless you're going to jail i mean if he's shooting he's famous

what's the brother to do now like i'm going to jail without question i'm going to jail

it's not even a it's a no-brainer right white people are killing black people and they get a vacation like yo

suspension without pay i mean with pay vacation my [ __ ] and then not only that

you're you're a hero today to that community facts that's your hero they raising

gofundmes and raising all this money for them like yo we stand with you like you are rich bro yeah you are a big time course

it's an incentive to do this [ __ ] you know you're gonna get a slap on a risk you most or if you get that at all

and you become a hero it's nuts bro but yeah yeah yeah yeah that's what

we're gonna bring the beat in let her bring the beat in

i was watching um i was watching the elizabeth holmes doc uh the inventor on hbo max

and i was speaking to ian about it

and he was he was just talking about how he was like yo man somebody's he says some of these

white-collar crimes man are just really really sophisticated

dope and i said hmm

i said there's a there's blue collar crimes too right and he said yeah

and then i said well here's a question for you in what's a black collar crime and what do

you think he said murder he said i never heard of that i didn't either but i never heard of it

either i've never heard of it either you ever heard that cory parks you no

but i was getting into classism and division uh if a white-collar crime are the upscale

crimes that we're unable to commit that your brain is where you use we don't even have the opportunity to

commit that that's you you gotta have you gotta have advantages in your favor to commit a

white-collar crime even if you did one they couldn't call it a white-collar crime no and a blue in a blue collar crime i

assumed blue collar to be middle class right that's blue-collar workers blue-collar

workers but i've never heard them say a black person committed a blue-collar crime

either that's just me have you have you i've ever heard of blue collar crime like that phrase well you've never heard

it i don't think you've ever heard it in relation to black people

so that paused us on the phone i'm glad no no don't pull up black collar crimes please parks

we don't care about blue collar i want to teach y'all what black collar crimes is because we looked it up okay and it's when priests rape kids

that's what they said a black collar an action or a mission committed by a religious or judicial figure that

constitutes an offense that may be prosecuted by the state and is punishable by law

the priest is guilty of child molestation which is black collar crime illegal activities involving or related

to religion by religious figures i get that they have black collars yeah i get it i get it they have red

and green too it's by the shirt now awesome news i learned that i didn't

know that that meant that whoever made up the collar system

i want that person to tell me about the crimes that black people commit what do you

call that crime well we can't commit white-collar crimes they've never associated us with

committing blue collar i get what you're trying to say it's all the scammers that's white collar crime

yeah that's what i'm saying it's not the color of the person they call it white collar quad white collar because of the collar i

understand embezzlement but i i feel like i think it's not in the position i think division all comes from the same

place and and none of it do they annoy black people as doing some dope [ __ ] so

yeah i know they're talking about collars i'm still putting colors in there because race racism and

classism to me go together okay all i'm saying is black people are not the priests raping kids

i've never heard them say that we commit blue-collar crimes and i know we're not afforded the luxury to commit white-collar crimes

so you mad well got our own crimes we make can we commit your wife better crimes i want to know what they call it when we do

something tank top crimes see

never mind i'll play the song and we'll get out of here don't worry about it i'm still trying just the things i

ponder at home i get it we have two hours and i want to get out of here soon i think we've covered all

of the topics there's not much left to get to but we still have to [ __ ] on mel kiper junior

you know he'll be doing whatever man we have to [ __ ] on mel kiper junior he does let me start with this let's not

start with mel kyper and i'm blaming mel kiper for this but what i'm noticing while we're on

blue-collar white-collar black collar [ __ ] i don't know what type of egregious crime this is

i'm watching y'all do the same exact thing that justin feels that i watched you all due to lamar jackson yeah

and i don't hear anybody saying it there's some people saying i don't hear anything i don't i don't hear the analyst saying

it i don't hear the experts saying it yes they are uh maybe not the espn experts but uh people i've heard people say omar

kelly for instance is a dolphins reporter and he he talks about that pretty frequently yeah maybe not specifically about lamar jackson but the

plight of the black quarterback and how they're devalued in general well the play well they're disrespected not just devout that i've heard

plenty of people discuss no they disrespect that but the way justin feels is just sliding on back and back and

back and back and now is there to be available at pick 10 or 11 maybe later doubt later but maybe

later that is not what i heard all year about justin fields i heard trevor lawrence was 1a and justin fields

was 1b okay great now we've seen zach wilson and trey lance and whoever else mac jones and now we're moving justin

fields down to the fifth best quarterback in this draft i watched y'all do that

with lamar jackson last pick of the first round or 30th pick of the first round 29th whatever pick it was

and he came in the league and torched your ass and felt a way about it every interview said i remember every quarterback taken before me

athletic guy nobody thought he could throw i heard this morning on espn they was

talking about matt jones to be taken ahead of justin fields because he processes information faster

and as a quarterback that's pretty important that's gonna happen maybe not but the mere [ __ ] fact that y'all would say matt

jones processes information faster or better than justin fields that's a wild

statement to say yeah it's disrespectful even if it's true you shouldn't [ __ ] say it how do you gain someone's ability

exactly how do you know how fast i process information so no this is what they use to justify

they used to justify saying that he never gets to his third read right [ __ ] i have the two best

receivers in college i don't have to get to my third read because they cooking [ __ ] right [ __ ] are you talking about i just don't

like it that's all if marvin harrison is wide open peyton manning throws him the ball yeah

i'm not looking he don't get to the tight end or to drop down to the [ __ ] fullback like that [ __ ] is disrespectful

justin fields had that crazy game against clemson where he went yeah six touchdowns

pro day looks good i mean of course we can't go off pro days but i'm just i just think it's [ __ ] up i

think he's gonna go to san francisco or somebody somewhat high i think san francisco i think he'll go high too i think he'll go

i think he'll go top seven six or seven matter of fact he might go five he might go in the top five while we're

here before we get out of here do you guys want to share what you hope your team will do at your pick whatever

that is me i'm hoping for uh what's my man name puel pool uh seoul

swell yeah suell or swell or slater slater yeah slater's mauler i

like him and if we end up with one of the ill receivers then fine but i'm not looking for that yeah i'm

looking forward we're six i want kyle pitts in the 18 01 uh nigel harris real quick cause you

said kyle pizza y'all know maybe some of them don't know most people know how i feel

most people know how i feel about arrogant athletes who can back up their [ __ ] like kobe bryant lebron james kevin

durant when lebron sat down at the uh press conference and they said how do you think you can come back from a three to one deficit

and he's a yo i'm lebron james i'm the greatest player to ever play that that's why i

think i can do it when the reporter asks kevin durant yo man you're going to let them [ __ ] patrick debbie did you i'm kevin durant

and now because you asked me that i'm going to score 72 on pat beverly's head the next three

times i see him and that's what he did here you go here here come cow pits

they ask how pissed they say yo dawg who do you think who do you think you could be compared to at the next level

like who do you mold your game after like what do you think you're gonna accomplish when you get to the big leagues

know what he said i hope to be the best player ever i like

that yeah i'm more i'm rolling with that that's the energy that was it that was fancy that was the end he's gonna look good i like that

hey let me tell you something if cal pit is there at 11 he won't be i know not a chance i

know if he is i know he won't be

cory you watch your [ __ ] mouth the way jerry jones been salivating over cow pits yeah so he won't be out here he won't be

there neither [ __ ] we guarantee you talk to me

what's the son name steven jones had to come again you know the dolphins no no gal fits won't be

there dad chill out leave it alone remember when jerry jones wanted to get johnny manziel stephen jones had to go

up here yo dad man relax dad what

who they take that year zack martin yeah beast jack barton

no he is a beast that's why it's funny yeah imagine if peter took johnny mansell

uh and last lastly uh oh wait do y'all didn't answer you didn't answer y'all cowboys fans didn't answer uh i

want to go olon d-line holland d-line pittsburgh i know you're not a pittsburgh fan but

i don't give a [ __ ] you don't care no i don't care what they do he cares he just said listen i'll get a sleepover no no no

well i will if they would get a running back you know what but if we can get a runner back shore you said i would what does

that mean i would love them oh i don't know i don't pay attention to the draft you're really out of the uh i

don't i don't yeah i don't pay attention to the draft never though i'm not i've never been that draft guy oh yeah i'll be tuned in but y'all was

talking about arrogant athletes though it made me think about uh the dion sanders giants story when he was getting drafted

that's the greatest arrogant [ __ ] ever to me yeah what do you say i won't be there for y'all the giants

gave him a thick-ass book like

take this yeah [ __ ] you you won't even see me what pick the white sox had when they drafted michael jordan it was like

the ninth round right that was like the ninth round when mike got picked i'm asking the questions

how come when i asked my question y'all don't want to ask me man so y'all don't remember the pick yo nah

what picked the barons the barons had the eighth pick

hey what frown did lebron get picked and you watch your [ __ ] tone you watch your tone and voice buddy

mom's had the hummer and [ __ ] like yo this [ __ ] up your eligibility don't worry about eligibility fans who who had a better space jam lebron or

mike lebron right lebron right look mike fans don't want to have real talks who space jam was

better who they put more money behind we didn't see we see lebron space jam yeah so so my whole email you know was better

my answer's mike you know it's better one of them is out oh yeah

during one of the space jam recordings one of them were actually putting their best foot forward trying to make the

best movie they could make the other one had nike create a bubble before the pandemic the first bubble so

him and mark price could [ __ ] play one-on-one that's what he wanted to do before the

space jam record yo mark price why don't you call up dan marley and the guys come over here so i can keep my

game on point

see if ron harper is busy i got a nine o'clock shoe time but i think i can get one-on-one in with him

no mike can't do that all right don't worry about it right respectful moving right along moving right along ish our sleeper

segment is when we introduce a song to the audience that they might have slept on

that they might not know is the jammie jam all right hope got some of those though

he won't play nothing he probably only know the eight sides oh she don't know b-side-o

yeah he stopped after the black album he thought that was his retirement now he thought whole really retired he was

so shocked four four four was out whoa where did this come from oh my god

my bad he ain't lost his back had some urban streets on fire oh man

that is hilarious let me just read my little list make sure we got everything down

uh lamarcus aldridge retiring thoughts don't worry man we'll still mail you

your ring we'll mail you a ring that you tried to [ __ ] buy your way into who said he get in the ring he'll be in

brooklyn yeah lebron said no lebron tip out bow hey bao hey we we in the east damn it

who's we philly yeah all right let me find a sleepover [ __ ]

winnies i might play joe button sleepers and we're number one in the eastern shore

put some speck on our [ __ ] i'm just gonna keep playing joe buddy i've been wanting to play joe button no

you can't do it i want to play all the bootleg i want to play under release now you want to play unreleased button you can't do that i'll buy the

car crook and see if he let me play elbow i don't have too much uh too many albums that i've bought

i'm throwing everything up please don't shoot me i don't know what this [ __ ] is or do i want to play some money back you

know i mean i got a new record out he's ready for 4 23. [ __ ] have you listened to this

and i didn't know that that was uh yo gotti's whole label that was going yeah now i got to buy a place in memphis

i gotta buy a place in memphis now pull up on them [ __ ] yes that's the that's the label i'm

telling y'all they're the ones turn it off man

i'm peeing on my side

the funniest part about all of this is even if maul and rory come back that's they drop down too [Laughter]

nice [Music]

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um

yo y'all ever seen a voice note on instagram in the dm no i don't even know you could do that you could know i didn't know that that

was possible i've never received them i'm like what the [ __ ] is this i didn't even know nah bro don't worry about it

yeah yeah yeah yeah we're just gonna play a little oldest man [Laughter]

shout out shout out to everybody out there listening unless terry crews is listening they can still [ __ ] you i ain't

i ain't forget about none of that [ __ ] you was on huh

yo what's wrong with y'all what the doctor y'all squash the beef not me i don't squash the beef

i didn't what beef did i i don't know i don't know i don't know what beef y'all squashed

man thank you all for coming i squashed my beast though i'm out of here man i hope you all enjoyed this

[ __ ] hi mom i got a headache oh yeah my mom watches now hi mom oh wow

yeah hi hi my wife hi mama ice mama hey mama ish you're my wish

mama park shout out to the moms man sisters watch nieces mother's day coming up oh yeah it is oh

[ __ ] i think today somehow is uh what did the girls make up cake and cunnilingus day oh get the [ __ ]

out of here that was their answer yeah that was their answer to steak and blow job day

hey and i've never got a steak or a blow job on steak and blow job day max you chicks like y'all don't know

what it is [ __ ] you got a calendar in your iphone and it's a little it's a little dot under that date

which that means it's a special event that day

when it's a little doubt there [ __ ] all right i'm getting out of here y'all trust me to cook your steak

yeah hell yeah

why not steak i don't know it's like a grill you know what i mean you're a misogynist

man maybe you don't trust women on the grill going it's rare that you find a woman that's nice on the grill

no my baby i like it i like women yeah let me pan the request i like women

that can't cook that can't yeah you have to know how to do none of that well that's cause you got the chef

no that's cause he's a bitch-ass [ __ ] that's sitting here piercing the women y'all gotta do none of that baby just show up yeah just be there for me

be there for joe love on joe yeah i mean love on buttons unlike the amish

i listen man listen man keep it keep on keep us in your

until the next time we bid you a dude farewell adios arrivaderci peace so long goodbye

have a blast i'll never speak to you again whatever you say to somebody one that's still in 100 uh

do remember life is a series of moments and moments past so let's make this one last as if it's all that we have uh somebody throw a

rock over there to amish town let them know we was talking about them [ __ ] today

somebody better light a cigarette and blow it towards where's that lancaster

they gonna

[Laughter]

all right man we out of here last but not least do remember that the baddies are

insecure the stagnant women want to travel and the closed-minded women want you to

teach them things grab ibuprofen enjoy your headache

and we'll highlight y'all at another time thank you to kevin samuels and ish for joining us

yesterday in that monumental interview in that monumental think tank amongst

men thank you to you two thought leaders

and we're out here shout out to the docs hold the shout outs shout out to the dodge and that's all we

got man we getting out of here at 2 30 for you bitch-ass [ __ ] to say our pod is too

long for you to listen to in one setting whatever whatever do it in two settings

whatevs that's what they say break it down [ __ ]

savon is not here to do the time stands but you guys tell me he get them wrong every week anyway so

i realize how hard this job is the screen man job yeah yeah shout out to he bodies that yeah not saying you

didn't do your thing trying to hold it down yeah i tried save on save on let me talk to you behind your back while you're not here

this the time stamps will never be accurate if you do them and then erickson makes

edits i don't know why it takes my creative genius to tell you you have to wait till

erickson does edits to do a proper timestamp

but you're not here so i'm getting out of here enjoy yourselves out there uh remember the meth and red verses is

on 420 that is quickly approaching oh yeah but we'll be here on wednesday to talk about it with y'all that's

before us tuesday i believe hey all right well we'll be here to talk about the results recap yeah it will

recap yeah man until then look to the right of you look to the left of you hug thy

neighbor and we get the [ __ ] out of here and stop being racist

we out of here