The Floor Is Yours

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microphone check one two what is this what is this 436 welcome to 430 look at that look at that

yeah you see me welcome to episode 436 of the joe budden podcast i'm your humble gracious grateful and

highly favored host here with alex is here erab is here parks is here rory is here maul is here

and savannah's here i'm not certain who's upstairs but gentlemen how's everybody doing crib is packed how's everybody feeling

feeling great good man happy friday to you all it appears the weather is shifting yeah thank god i think that that spring

thing is coming yep random facts vaccines i can't even believe there are

still unvaccinated heathens amongst us running spreaders that's what we gotta

sit next to the [ __ ] rory halfbacks m.c halfbacks over here

happy vacs can't get that second appointment you know it's tough man you know javits center lines be crazy is

that what you did yeah oh [ __ ] okay you know white people don't run right through the jabbing of course man

and the auto the auto shows the next day

the vax comes with a free ticket got to see a new corvette but what they push they put your second

appointment back they have no more second no re-up juice for you you know they push the album back probably still mixing it yeah they need

another feature on their pfizers they fire [ __ ] i'm waiting for that

pfizer pill at the end of the year like old boys said on cnn that's what they're gonna do yeah you take a tic tac you good end of the year

yeah it's not spreading false information everyone this was on the news the news would never lie to me oh pfizer's coming

out with tylenol yeah i'd love a fight vitamin c pill yeah

pill to treat cover 19 could be available by year's end pfizer says oh wait till babe johnson

johnson puts it in the baby powder yeah oh my god lebron is going to spread that [ __ ] all over the stadium

uh i don't know what i'm saying i don't remember oh yes yes yes yes yes

yes yes yes yes yes y'all to the beach y'all thank you thank you iran i'm blind as hell

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out there all of the friend groups thought leaders uh thought leaders is that the new one

is that the new taste maker yeah the thought leaders the mover and the shaker y'all feel like thought you don't feel like thought leaders

thought leaders can i get the definition of it can you use it in a sentence i don't know what that is uh what's the origin of the word um

instagram from clubhouse exactly the thought

leaders uh someone that leaves with their thoughts oh okay

i never thought about that one wow yeah you wanna yeah come on man now i'm one come on don't sell yourself short do you have to have an llc yeah

that was funny all right man all right lead with your thoughts oh

this is we're starting with another topic where i get to use my favorite new line

oh man uh this morning dj khaled's album dropped

khalid khalid and rory and maul and parks the floor

is yours it appears that you are being [ __ ] did bird do this why

because i'm saying the floor is yours yeah there's a reason behind it did burke do the album

no no but records were flipped over and over i think he flipped a

record that he had flipped and flipped prior that's a triple flip

it's a triple axel cali triple axel this album [Laughter]

i take it you guys don't like the flips i mean you know i like a flip oh rory changed

his mind since that whole glory estavan conversation no it was return of the map and i was

furious [Music]

it was a commercial that i guess that's what that's no listen man

commercial it didn't matter the bleak commercial you know no i just think because it was i think because it was shampoo and bleak

is he doesn't have hair i think that was more them no he didn't at some point in his life

well you still got to shampoo your scalp man yeah do you condition yeah you have to condition your scope yeah i don't know

how that works as a bald man you shampoo you can't just use a regular i thought you just showered

and put but you've had a bald head that you had to take care of stop talking about my

head yes i've conditioned my head screaming we don't need them we don't need the memphis bleak commercial oh we don't yeah and a hat on

in a shampoo commercial is [ __ ] hilarious that's why it was funny that's why we laughed at it no that's the greatest

commercial whoa whoa i can't say that i don't know if that's the greatest commercial what's the greatest

uh it might be between this and i think uncle murder check cash and commercials yeah it was up there and your um

carhartt uh store that wasn't and i was up there and and when t.i said

hey it's tip this is about another tip [Music]

that was another great commercial it's probably better now i'm here to tell you about another tip

first of all pause second of all i'm not calling that [ __ ] number

[Music] all right khaled's album it's out it's out

i've heard it i think we all here have heard him all of you heard it i heard it um

it's a couple songs on there that i that i guess i'll go back to um some that i most likely won't

i mean but you know i think it's kind of par for the course for khalid album so definitely yeah yeah i think i think that honestly

that's what it is for a lot of albums that come out well true you take what you like from it and you know especially people from like

uh let's say that khalid's pop but he's kind of pop people that approach cowardice pop

okay yeah but i think it's a fair uh fair statement yeah uh even if it's par for course with

khaled albums this one felt like it didn't have as much effort in it

from not only khalid but also from the artists i don't feel like everyone put their best foot forward on any of these

records no this [ __ ] is here telling the truth to [ __ ] like and not even used to it

again it could it could come from quarantine [ __ ] it's tough tough to do

[ __ ] you used to do it together now you gotta really email [ __ ] and it's just it's different especially when you're

doing posse cuts with this many people like you don't even know what type of vibe the other person is on right i just feel

no one really put their best foot forward on this [ __ ] yeah yeah there's a couple records uh no there's there's some joints on that i do like

i'm not saying it's it's garbage or anything it's just doesn't feel like even khalid put

everything into this as far as uh curating another thought leader type of word in curating

this as far as like putting a lot of the same people on a lot of the records like it felt like yo i got little baby

for two days let me get as much little baby as i can get out of this like it felt like they were just rushing

and put this together it didn't feel like all right well i have this be i got a little baby record already over here let me try to find something else over here

just go oh yo i got tiller let's get two great hooks and keep you pushing yeah i like that one tiller record uh

what was the one body emotion i think that's gonna be a hit i think that's uh the single looked like

they were shooting that video over the last few days yeah record is cool um i like the her amigos joint uh

i wish they would have taken some of the reverb off her verse and like let her sing but that joke i really do like that record i

think migos kill that [ __ ] um it sounded like maybe they wrote that for rihanna but

what do i know the justin timberlake records sounded like they wrote it for chris brown don't do that and then just like shut up don't ever do that

excuse me all i got is you the sample from all guys you don't ever do that oh my apologies no you have to where you you take the

blame for justin you you did it too wait asking if i if i flipped that as well

yeah no i did not i said the same thing that you said don't ever do that not all that i got is you not just

that should be left out of the flipper yeah yeah the flipper folder you can keep that one but it's didn't it sound like whoever

wrote it wrote it for chris brown and then justin timberlake showed up to the studio early and like hopped on it and like sang it like chris

brown that's what i was like wait this sounds like christmas i need people like that but this is a chris cadence

chris yours well i have chris ears

um all right let's let's hold avengers let's get to the real combo sorry not

sorry jay-z knows james fonte boy when i heard the uh the snippet i was hoping that the

the beat flipped a little bit at the top like they added some drums yeah and that

was interesting i'm kind of hoping that and it that didn't happen for me

it sounds like um song song weep instead of

i see what you did there song sniffle yeah

that's funny i have no comment on anything we know we know we know not a thing um not not supposed to i love not

because what do you want what i'ma say man say what you feel no why not

i can't do that sure you can i'll say it after we talk about this

listen whenever i hear knowledge and jay on the record or doing a record together my ears always go to like some i don't

know hardcore [ __ ] maybe i'm just i don't know that's just me i mean i wouldn't mind them on like

some [ __ ] like this but that what justice league maybe did where you did add some drums into this [ __ ] yeah like listen i'll say

having the hip-hop elders talking about this type of [ __ ] that they were talking about on each verse makes me

happy but i also feel they both didn't put their best foot forward like i liked the moment but it just

wasn't the best from either of them whenever you hit nas and jay you're not going to ever be mad at the lyrics

i'm talking about the topics i like what they were both talking about i wasn't the music for me just wasn't they were a little too drop happy on

yeah it was it just wasn't what i was hoping it would would be when you hit odds and jay got a record i think don't

ever give khalid no dope first who oh that's not true

i got the keys and uh with like i like the keys like that with ross

andre that wasn't on a coward album that was

oh yeah i got the keys it was fire you didn't like that yeah i thought it was fire and one of the

maybach music he gave a good verse that was also a rick ross help

did this album tell us back to rory's earlier point did this album tell us that a lot of the big artists just don't feel

like rapping right now yeah i could see how you would infer that

or also haven't been rapping in some time through this whole quarantine thing and you got

to get the dust off a little bit oh yeah i'll be honest if i'm home quarantining with my family just minding

my business and somebody called for a verse right this second yeah i'm giving it to you but

i'm not giving you the the fire fire i'm just writing the verse i like

roddy rich had a nice verse on there i think is either roddy richard baby one of them uh the babies i like everybody's entire

career so yeah yeah i like every baby verse wait which baby you also know both of them

both of them for me haven't had a whack version i haven't heard one yet well yeah i haven't heard a whack one but

yeah a little baby just different when he go like if i if i had him for two days pause i would

be trying to get more than one feature if he finished the first feature fast i would say yo hey hey here's this other

beat there's a southern beat i get it yeah yeah i would do that but uh it just sounds like it sounds like

khalid might have been working on it sounds like i don't know should i spoke to nobody sounds like callie might have been working on this album for a

while as a priority act at the label right and then pandemic happened and then he

had to complete it and it just doesn't sound complete

that's what it is and if he would have completed it i think it would have been a great album i still think it's cool though i don't

think khaled is capable of making something bad yeah no no no no no no no not bad yeah not the best artist in the world on the

project like it's not going to be a bad and it's him he knows how to put records together

i compare artists amongst their own catalog not against anything else khalid is a great catalogue if you're comparing it amongst the great

disography that khaled has put together if outside was open khalid would have a single out yeah

i do think and it

record is definitely going to work i do think that her amigos record will work outside for sure the reggae one is that yeah it's a

little regular i like both her records y'all like we ain't we mentioned the drake records you got on there yeah i ain't feeling understanding

for like two years i'm just saying like just records on the album i like them because i i like pop star a

lot yeah i like the dragon breaker this is cool i like sorry not sorry i like the cardi record i like the her records

i like the little baby records again it's the best artist in the world that the records are not going to be terrible

i i just think that when i when i hear nas and jay you know somebody and then i'm seeing visuals and i'm in the casino fly

tuxedos i'm like oh they about to be talking that they gave us grown man no it's just hit

the 100 million dollar coin base i'm not that's what they're doing you're calling me

i'm not mad at it i understand it but you call me for a verse and i just hit a no no i'm not mad i'm not mad i'm just

starting another business after you heard this yeah but i'm just saying whenever you hit nas and jay doing a record together

you expect the bar is high my ears stand stand straight up with you okay and then i see a visual with them

it's tuxedos and uh but is that day four y'all did that with black republican

you did it now i love success though you didn't do it with success because maybe you didn't know it was coming it was

just on the album and it was fire right black republican you knew this one you didn't know but i didn't

really particularly like the black republican beat i wasn't mad at their verses on it or mad at the hook i just didn't really like the beat

yeah that was that was my only issue with black republicans to me all of all the songs are exactly the same content-wise when these two get together

and that's why i do like that bbc on the magna carta i love that record was cool with knives jay and

pharrell oh damn i forgot about that record yeah wreck is dope i've never listened to magna carta just

go back it's not that i should i didn't like it at the time so you know that's what i just kind of i wanted first off

[ __ ] [ __ ] on something joe no no i don't have nothing to [ __ ] on i

don't that he was the crypto scarface

that's not hard that's hard he did no no he didn't his boxing instructor

told him no he told himself that's also his life coach though

he's a boxing trainer don't tell him he's a crypto scarface yeah that's it logic explaining

logic i told him that you didn't get the metaphor joe just when i said it just move on

that one line when it came on the song like okay crypto scarf okay yeah no i was killed

you did you had a great tony crypto i have a thing about nods on slower beats but yeah it's just not mine i would like to

get knives on some up tempos you say that but echo he spazzed on that's a slow beat yeah i guess so

as the percentage may be i'll feel you all but he has been on slow beats and it's also slow that there's like real

slow this is slower than echo i feel like maybe because of the sample either way

james fonte walked everybody on that record

i don't think he did he said sorry not sorry yeah for the words exactly but then he harmonized tough

tough to be

uh the i did it record with post malone meg and the baby remind me of like the old khalid posse cuts i wasn't mad at that

but parks only you knew that everyone knows layla man no they don't

only you and me were like ooh [Music] who thought of that so you're not really feeling the music

i think that's probably what it comes down to yeah there's joints on here i just as a whole

i would have liked him to take his time and finish it just so you don't think callie finished album that he put

put out i think that happens a lot with khaled with almost every artist not look out no

almost every artist ever i would say i could definitely see cal trying to get something out before it gets nice out

yeah i can see a little bit world's starting to open i can see everyone going all right it's your time summer's coming

clear he sets his own deadline i'm putting i'm putting grease back out from him yeah as soon as outside i'm

putting my drake records back out pop star we had to hear inside i wanted to hear pop star outside of course that's going on album

and he's got a couple of joints that sound like they could be singles so i get it i completely get it well congratulations

to khaled i still think he did a real good job of showing how to put an album out during

covet sure it's not easy yeah yeah i mean getting these verses from oh the biggest artist being able to

complete this project is a win it's tough you know that's a win in itself like to be able to pull all these names and these artists and

and get them on the record and get it get it out that's that's an accomplishment compilation albums are a nightmare in

itself right so add the pandemic on top of it and he's the [ __ ] rollout king

so you gotta think he's also has that part of his brain the entire and it's difficult time itself he did a

good job even in that just he's always doing roll outs man week of release from his house

hey kanye's over here listening hey this person's over here listening hey i'm jumping in the pool hey here's a

snippet like yeah he did a good job and i don't know if that that cardi b record was really last minute or not

but i did it no don't try to act like you ain't here you you heard her it's her you heard what she said both of you her

second verse i thought two [ __ ] that try not to give uh barty her props two [ __ ] that try

not to give barney a problem well i was like both of it you y'all too i don't know props huh wait i don't give cardio props

i've given cardy number her props since she dropped that's not what she's saying on the song i gave her props she said rory maul it's

for you rory you think you think you gave her i i mean she gets big paper so she has to deal with big haters

see y'all playing them right now i got to find it and i and in her defense i've never done cardio favor yeah y'all are playing now well you had

her on the podcast true and i uh i've been to a club where she may have been uh

you may have thrown a couple dollars performing into her her earlier art yeah expressing yourself yes hey

this made me say i want to hear some of the newer artists switch their flow i would like i like

her i like her in this flow i would like people to retire the stutter vocal it's time the what vocal stutter vocal uh uh no

it's time no it's not it just got here nah hell no that's been out here for ten plus years nicki minaj was doing

that i know very early in the career that was ten years ago but listen what you just said ten years ago it just that's a little different

it's right there yeah flow though and hip-hop that is a long time but i think it's going to stay for a while because people do it people are still doing it

well speaking of nicki i'm it's time okay it's time it's time for nikki album

i think so i think i got the time for nicki like this this time right now is nikki could

really she could say something without saying something right remember her saying that uh she had an album with a producer that

she wouldn't tell us who it was oh yeah yeah on the podcast she said it's us yeah yeah

i'll be curious to know what that is how how it sounds yeah and then we got now we got rick rubin i thought about uh nikki

album last week like right now this this time i think this is a great time for nikki to

if she hasn't wanted to not just hear everything we just said about cali dropping during kovit

you want nikki to drop right now and [ __ ] [ __ ] just had a kid too so i could see her she should always be like

putting something together like listening to some some music new mom

yeah i would give her some time but she had a new perspective just had a baby like i know i would assume she is but but right now

i think this is the this is the time when nikki should definitely be in the studio oh [ __ ] hope made a knot i

just don't want nikki to try to feel like she needs to compete with this new wave

of nicki you don't have female rappers man nikki everybody

every one of these female artists are still chasing nikki of course she's clear on that no i know that but i just hope she just goes and makes

the music that is from her perspective now as an adult as a mother and not having

to chase all these girls that are clones of her to some degree like you don't need to

move on from all these females they definitely were inspired by nicki without a doubt nikki i love you i wish you and your

family well absolutely and that's what i got for you sure but i'm proud if i were a betting

man i bet she's been working on something yeah uh yeah hope put out a nice playlist well let's

start with the title well elliott put out a whole nos playlist let's start with

the beef continues

a lot of great playlists on title go to all the other ones they all say jay-z not one of them says curated by the god

hope the other ones say yo this playlist was made by sean carter

hope you guys like it or this is made by just a regular guy

[Laughter] that loves music i don't know

you're informing me right now how do you think about it like that dude

yeah no this was uh when they announced the snippet of the naz khaled and uh hove record they put this

out as like a promo because hov does a lot of playlists on on title um again this one i'm not sure he put

his best foot forward he's put ill-matic on there and a bunch of other joints

don't make no playlist to me and use my old slaps don't only use my old slap you just

started with the first three albums of a ten song that's hilarious sam hold did not put this together yo you always say that

whenever it comes out he did not beat up telling you man oh i don't know if he did or not but this

is hilarious that's funny putting the first three songs and then he put the rest after him

home gave elliott playlist power attorney man just go ahead man

verbal intercourse he took off all the harder take verbal intercourse off

oh no i forgot about this non-mob deep feature [Music]

[Laughter] matter of

is that a ron eisley feature throw that one on there if i root the watch get this one i i gave you power oh he'll

get that song i'm joking i'm joe elliott i'm joking don't go chop up to 30 seconds it know he's going

sounds crazy that'll be down this is funny though

yeah oh we should do a [ __ ] joe budden podcast beef playlist like just choose all the [ __ ] that might actually be a

fire playlist

yeah let me think on that one come on man come on look i know you got emotional oranges in the studio right now

singing away a little ditz medley

what is this a counting line

70 grand miscellaneous what's the wait what's the dismantling we just did

it both me and rory just put them together

not kind of jerk me die oh no sir [Laughter]

all right come on this is me this this parks department right here the alchemist i actually didn't listen i heard the

first song nobles came out i think a week or two ago and that [ __ ] was dope but i didn't realize it came out

so i didn't listen to it yeah i didn't hit it i didn't hit it yet but it's only like a little ep four songs

i like it oh shout out to alchemist a lot so alchemist go home and be with your family man

how do you know you don't make these in the crib with his family well go upstairs to your family

this guy put a project out every week yeah i mean what's up with him so it's not

like it's a lot of rapping and [ __ ] like that yeah it's time away from your family man go

go go upstairs and hug people this is craziness i just want to smoke

and chill and make music man make beats i respect yeah i like it listen to rap yeah shout out to al and i like that you

just put out a little four pack every other week cool yeah they changed the whole game when i stopped

yeah yeah and he always has good artwork sells good merch like yeah yeah i get why he would put [ __ ]

out every week yeah why not i'm just the crib anyway gotta make money for that family you

want to hug everyone goes over to al's crib all the time so he's always you know got rappers there it's a

hangout yeah well i didn't know that justine skydrop we are so uninformed uh twisted fantasy

justine skye and remma i did not listen to this but i like the last justice i'm buying i'm buying this one

i'm buying this one based off the last few slaps i've heard from justine

i'm a consumer let's just read the first verse you're a better reader well let's play it i'm already so i

don't want to hear it yet you hit me on the late night a record okay

okay you hit me on the late night go back screen now

wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait pour this what just happened it took a turn what the [ __ ] just happened just now it

sounded like a great night but have you ever hit her on the late night and she's like yeah i'll come

through and you're thinking great then she come in and just want to argue [ __ ] i would have waited till tomorrow

and just got a good night's sleep yeah the first eight bars of this record was amazing you hit me in the late night i came through we talked

read a book i had a few drinks you're on my mind all the time i realized i was wrong and i need you and i love you

and then she got to calling him a [ __ ] boy and said he's off the list just as i predicted you ain't predict that in the

first line of this song and yeah you came here how come she could never be consistent i hate when the liquor hits

the two drinks is kicking in now try to find something that gets drunk and annoys me yo the woman that came up with

uh you won't find another me but she said what happened to the vibe and you he she said he killed it

like he [ __ ] up the vibe why'd he do that some [ __ ] do that it's not a vibe for

me to hit you on the late night when you had a drink or two and you can't stop thinking about me i mean i think the men have to uh band

together and just like form a union against these men bashing songs it's not going to work but but here's

the thing with that another [ __ ] boy off the list they love [ __ ] boys they do they have a whole list a [ __ ]

boys i hit you on the late night and you came right through you didn't think i was a [ __ ] boy

like just admit that i'm your type just admit it i love you justine can't wait to your

album drops she's great it's my new take for everyone even though i mean that with her i get it

uh the uh the drama album's crazy show pardon me shelley fka drum

uh put out an album with this with the same title i listened to it twice on the way here so drama is shelley now

yes okay how was it it's phenomenal the name chain well i can't speak to

shelly i knew what shelley went she was cool i have nothing against shelley's uh but the album is great it's got her

on it erica baidu summer walker it's it's it's missionary

[ __ ] face-to-face music all the way through like there's some summer night make sure oh absolutely making out a lot

of tongues spit in your mouth make sure the air conditions on it's gonna get sweaty some neck in that that type of music is on this

yeah if you're cool with [ __ ] a drum this is this is for you i know i love that album

is really really good i'm not sure if i'm comfortable with that y'all be [ __ ] with the ac on of course hell yeah y'all [ __ ] just aliens

excuse me uh aliens bro wait so can you expand

yeah i'm maybe we are you think that you think that's off you think that's bad i mean i'm a room temp [ __ ]

me personally what if it's hot out summertime room i like i like to cut the ac on

right when we start so it gradually gets colder as we get hotter so it kind of stays room temp i mean i like a nice sweaty [ __ ] but

i do too i'm getting a little over sweaty but i can't [ __ ] in the cold you must be doing all the positions

where there's space between you guys no i i just can't [ __ ] in a cold room

you're worried about straight but you're not cold but it's cold but you're not cold if you yeah i mean snuggling up with her and moving no you

can't hold the first thing first the first 20 minutes y'all trying to get one like even if the ac is on in the room oh no

no no you turn the ac on on your way to the bathroom to take the sex pill and on the way back

it's lit how much how much lead time do you usually give yourself if i don't turn that oh a couple minutes

oh you have the fast fast acting ones yeah the gel tabs no i'm just a black king my [ __ ] go fast with

the pills my fault bro yeah man so that's why man i've had to take the

gas station when we got to tom that like 90 minutes in advance you don't even know if you're gonna be making sure the

headache times at the right time exactly i used to take it at the right time too but then i started to like the surprise of

it like i liked going in with just my dick powers and then in the middle of it catch the second wind oh

there it is yeah you feel it

you got my [ __ ] so hard for you that's what i started oh nevermind that bag uh all right

i'm not doing this with td what they did now tde wants us to guess what album is coming out may 7th

the way it is tde i will be on vacation may 7 there will be no podcast no album

critique no review i i doubt that they're channeled this around uh any vacation dates of the jvp well

them no but i 100 believe that artists out there do formally oh for sure you're okay

i do i just don't think td does what ab no wait what happens and if you're on vacation and this is a scissor album

you're gonna stop your vacation for a second hit play if this was a scissor album they would tell me

hmm i don't know they would drop they would they would take a picture of some scissors they would do something they would be

trying to do something a little cryptic they would take a picture of a strand of hair or something brazil and chisel

together figure this this this test out but you

can't guess what's this equation rgs

and rhythm together whoa what could be coming

uh if scissor drops yeah i'm stopping my vacation for that uh i don't think it says that's probably

punch album it might be punch-out that could be it yeah did they put out a

compilation now already td yeah they did for the uh black panther movie yeah yeah the soundtrack yeah well i mean like a real

compilation i know that was theirs but yeah well they did the tour too i think before that um

so i doubt it's a compilation oh yeah they have too many artists trying to put out solo projects to be like hey everyone's stuff

let's put this compilation out i always love to read the people on the side of the cryptic post that are supporting

charlemagne was beside himself for for watching something go up to 100

[Music] whoa not the loading bar that emoji is strictly reserved for

nudes word and like surprise nudes like ooh we didn't see this one coming if you don't get that back when you send

the hammer pick yeah something's wrong not the yeah sometimes you send that and

don't get the reaction that you you were looking for you the double tap yeah

yo she just put a like on your hammer pic this would be a rough weekend i might

block her i might change my own number oh just stop sending the hammer pick man

why would i do that keep disappointing yourself with you you're running right into failure bro

don't do that no i have a pretty high percentage sometimes you miss some shots that's true you know maybe i wasn't her type that

that is true too more reason to not send the hammer pick well i had to find out if i was her type

do you like this type of dick

would you mind would you mind reviewing this and rory he's he said that the weight is

over before he's in addiction

here's the red rocket with a fill with a filter on it it's

here oh peep the vape keep the vein placement i got the lighting red i know i did your

lighting you did yes those are bird marks

that's not an std you said a dick picker should go what is that what's that there on the

shaft sir you sent it to dick pig and letting them know that's a beauty mark right there it's crazy

a beauty marcus well i guess it must happen having to explain your dick pic before you send it probably shouldn't send it

i'm pretty sure top didn't think that we took my dick pics basically the wait is over instagram posts i mean

they want they want these cryptic rollouts for you to decide that's true so they leave they leave it up to us look

at my guys shiggy on it so she the shakester was excited too

let's go no exclamation point it's just just a statement let's go and i whoever one take carter is i

respect better be a k-dot album i agree that would be crazy i would

prefer that to be the he did go crazy with the eye emoji thing i'm a jiggy yeah it's a lot the wolf face

i can't see kendrick approving this for his rollout kendrick would just drop i don't think

he'd give us the video game loading bar you know when scissor drops my day is stopping that's all i know facts

hi scissors if you're listening out there it's joe love you she's not she's not listening huge fan love love

your tunes did seven drop something recently well she put out the chris brown and ferg single and a lot of

pictures you've been feeling huh i mean you know the the app is set up to to like photos that you like

yeah yeah no i feel you like is it not is it not an app [ __ ] picture

sharing program where you're allowed to like and comment on photos no i know there's tension in that side

of the room now yeah that's that's why i'm hating a little bit that's we was on our break not speaking to each other i was like oh you got time

to like sevens pictures great pitch while we were potting i had

time to like seven pictures looking at more like oh you're liking benny's pictures okay when they're

talking though

well she would double tap this pod [Laughter]

all right come on here's another story i can't tell you about so the floor is like a great vacation

pod for me by the way i'm chilling no i was uh i was looking

for like actual like real news like on google where they put the news at the bottom and the first thing said two men posing

as wu-tang clan members scammed more than a hundred thousand from hotels so naturally i clicked it these two guys

will go to hotels and pose as members of wu-tang which members that was my initial question too like

who did you say you was in jizza um so yeah they would go to hotels and

scam out all these rooms as if they were performing at these venues and get free vacations

swag i wasn't mad at all i'm actually considering where's the scam in this

i'm curious how this came what uh what's wrong with we need tj x6 to break

this down if i'm on my socials and a resort hits me

and thinks that i'm wu-tang and i tell them i'm wu-tang and they invite me to here and i have a

blast in the wu-tang suite i order man boo tank meals yeah i got my

wu-tang hoodie on cognac and then i leave and go home and continue with my regular life what is

the issue here okay according to the atlanta journal constitution states that the men identified

themselves as executives with brock nation enlisted the wu-tang clan as guests during at least one of their stays

the uav criminal masterminds were caught during an attempt to run a similar scam in a hotel in augusta georgia after staff became

suspicious and called roc nation to confirm the criminal masterminds the men were

charged with conspiracy to commit wires how'd you get to the men were charged who at roc nation told the truth

maul them [ __ ] had on a rock nation had it was at the front desk like yeah

they facetime mall that's not inspected deck they thought they was killing it with

the burgundy plane hat they said atomically

the guys drove around in rolls-royces and walked out on 45 000 and 39 thousand dollar tabs that they

ran up with stolen and fake credit cards at the georgia terrace hotel in height

respectively of service at least we know which wu tank member he thought he was definitely risen the men also racked up

a sixty thousand dollar bill with it i love you nationals

the company they rented uh the rolls-royce phantoms from that's nuts that's swag that's dope wait and they

booked a recording studio if you're a wu tang mall you have you have to record

you have to keep this live stream yes maul they did book a studio but how

did how did the studio lose 17 grand like because that wasn't wu tank recording yeah but that's what i'm saying they

didn't know that like the engineer didn't know that there was nobody from the checked up yeah like what the f how does

that even happen okay there was a time when there's a lot of woo affiliates and you don't remember all of them so yeah these could have been the affiliates

try me i remember all of them you probably do yeah actually i'm not

gonna try you well listen man shout out to the scammers i mean if you're gonna if you're gonna scam

every time a good scam come up i try to like suppress my thoughts on it because i support some of them yeah like i'm

watching i'm watching generation hustle and i don't like the

the racism and scamming the the white scammers they came up with

some [ __ ] yeah it's called taxes it's called banks

it's called loans yeah it's called everything everything i mean on this show though that grant no sir that is a scam on the

show the white people was freestyling scams and it was like it wasn't really the best oh i'm a billionaire prince from tahiti

houston shut up no you're not um but some of the black scammers i think need more credit

for their scams that tj doc was amazing i'm not mad

that's a good scam you have a list of them actually tj x6 i didn't know x6 was the machine

used for scamming for the cards i don't know i'm a legit legal guy

i don't really like scream man's face right i still use square oh yes that x6 and he did this motion

he locked in with the cultural world all i know is it came on and that was

some of the worst rapping i'd ever heard i'm not mad at people that don't rap starting to rap

but you got to find the beat first and we've got to find him i don't even care if you don't rhyme

but don't rhyme on beat well first of all he wasn't on b and he didn't rhyme he was just giving

you instructions over a beat that's why i wasn't mad at the record that was an audio book that just sounded

like that's all that was boys it was definitely an audio book like here he just threw on a detroit beat and said

okay you buy this machine you then take this credit card you then cash out this way

and now you have money and in his defense a lot of the young rappers from detroit don't really rap on beat so he was just you know i mean

he was inspired yeah i love that [ __ ] i don't mind i don't mind the scamming when they scam

like banks and big corporations and [ __ ] like that when people start scamming like actual

humans yeah then i'm not for that [ __ ] can somebody pull this song up pull it up play it

let me tell y'all about this one time at walmart walked in played it so smooth i grabbed the shopping cart i did that before

break my cousin off a couple hundred because she played her part i scanned the same walmart fifty times i gotta play it smart

listen to what i gotta say i'm about to get over that part [Music]

hey

those are the greatest ad-libs ever i'm nervous i think i lost my cash let me call my

friend oh [ __ ] we've all been there definitely what is

wrong with this kid man nothing i told them that these are all gifts so they don't even question they not mine

and she responded back like okay sir i understand okay first of all when you walk up to the register and start explaining who this

[ __ ] is for they're probably gonna become suspicious man pulled out the debit card that i just

embossed was hoping that the clerk ain't even look at it weird or i have to call the boss please don't look

she asked me what i like to do i said playing golf what you like to do

i started when she asked the question i had to play it off i don't know

[Music] but listen as much as we laughing and

joking by the time they got to the end of this episode of that doc he was on beat he practiced he changed

his whole flow he got a deal i mean we saw it they broke it down how

explaining a scam is not really against the law kinda so he's in the clear yo he would

do shows in the in the day before do pop-up shops with the scam bible and

be like yo anyone here turn your drop box on yo send me this game and send it i just want to read it and then his manager was

like yo he's just sending [ __ ] out on how to do it he's he's not doing it

i guess you right there the scam bible i need scam bible

and i just love the pure confidence that he had on an hbo channel on saying his crimes

and hey shout out to hbo vlad maybe you could take a little quick note from them any time he started to

incriminate himself they cut him off and put some [ __ ] over and said this is criminal information he's incriminating himself we're not

going to play this at all we're just going to show you his face and i wanted to hear what he was saying

you got to get the scam bible no you're right just wait for him to go on vlad hopefully he doesn't oh went the guy

booked the tour and then hired fake federalists to come to the florida show and arrest him mid

show mid show while he was on the stage fans going crazy oh you can't do that yeah free tj it mind you

and that worked yeah that worked i got a record deal so my question they're one

five or ten million dollars depending on what part of the interview you watched and anna i just love the range of that

anr from atlantic i forgot his name he signed lupe fiasco and then heard this and went yep

what a range of an ear then he well we're spoiling it a little bit but at the end of the uh the doc he did say that he doesn't

actually have a record deal with atlantic that he's signed as a fake person and he's scamming atlantic too and doesn't

owe them anything and just took the bread and ran swag i personally think that's also a roll out but swag

how's your work done i can tell him what happens when you think you got that off hey i too put a fake name on

the contract you think you you think if i was there i

was in the building if he thinks he's the first person to thought of that one

sorry buddy new electronics a sign signing down with pdf docs they have laws they have laws against

you being the you who you are and signing a different name it's still you and you're gonna do this album buddy

yeah no i still you and your fake name i think that's part of the atlantic rollout for sure uh yeah i don't know i didn't

actually believe that yeah but i don't believe it was a really entertaining doc matter of fact

it was too short yeah give us a second where's he at now where can i where can i cop the single

you know two shorts in the bay that was like a me joke all right uh

what else we got any other music come out anybody else do anything stupid that we need to report

on or give our opinion on before this vacation uh i think the cause i'm going to shake

my [Music]

long island city yeah that's true that's true i'm going to bahamas come on i'm so warm

come on let's go mix that drake album [Music]

um okay bahamas where are you taking your

tail feather really nice okay you're gonna do some work i can plug you into uh what was this

delilah so i could plug you in i know get you on the list i know if i need the delilah's plug or the caldeon

plug i can call you and you're gonna let me know exactly where to go those are two sick plugs to have together

why do you always end up where drake is i don't every time he trolls you i think it's a

joke and then i find out you guys were together really and it's like you guys are weird

that's weird no when he hit me to say yo rory was holding up his phone recording the concert

singing with his heart i was like until i found out oh no you're serious

and now here we are again and i can confirm with the toasting i was like ah he's being funny like oh

no he was looking at you again toasting i was not toasting what you was there tomorrow i was home but

there was a mall looking like there was a mall behind rory

there was yeah there was a mall leaning against the wall that's when i knew that rory was taking this mutiny thing to the

next level he [ __ ] got a mall look-alike to just run around with him i was like oh my god these guys are

inseparable yeah

all right so you didn't go to delilah no because in my head that made sense degeneres no no no i wasn't right you the you were

you know i wasn't there so that was just rory that flew out there for the drake uh delilah's album release with no album

yo yo i was can i tell you what tell us the truth about how you always end up with drinkers i was in the studio for my attire

no you don't even know about the delilah studio it's only me and jerry's stairs the place the place i was told to go to for dinner

with one other person was called mr nice guy mr perfect guy mr something jerk seems like a nice guy so i walked

in i had a meal with one person it was nice and quiet then they turned the music on then drake

came in and then i left you're not rory that happened rory is a liar you can stop saying

that's a lie really say i really love take care let me tell you no while you search for what you're searching for

if i'm going to delilah's for a dinner reservation well it wasn't delilah's it was mr nice guy or something i'm going to mr

nice guys for dinner reservations never been there and i tell a friend well you know you have

to say hey what you doing tonight man yo man i'm hitting mr nice guys for a little din-din me and drake

no that's when they gonna say oh word because all the cool people are

delilah's for drake's album release and then rory zoomed over there that's not what

happened and then how did you i just want to know saying the album released when nobody put out albums is funny everyone knows rory

always ends up next to drake fam i was in this but norway gets the interview what is rory doing

the wrong ori hey you you andre we have our own ori

you and drake share location oh [ __ ] he's calling the boy i'm not calling the boy oh i don't have the boy's number oh is

this the boy yo yo this is rory from the joke button podcast

you are now live oh my god reason what's going on man

i'm being called a liar that i ran and chased a drake album release party at mr nice

guy you you were there with me chase and

drake no first off first off joe i don't like how you say we having a dre conversation

on the phone i don't like i'm sorry i love you i need the respect at a certain level

that's what i'm saying um [Music]

secondly rory is right we went for dinner i don't know what i don't know what the hell was going on it was weird like that was the weirdest

thing around there i went to the dinner dinner there was no

generosity it was mad quiet it was crazy

i'm completely fine with that if it could stay that way i would be completely okay with that so

you know it's called humility joe you should try it oh yeah yeah i was there though it's called

depression oh you've tried that before that's

documented but yeah it was a weird night though i don't know what was going on we just came

the drake listening party nah it was like it was like the most unexpected i don't i still don't know

what that was like he was over there no no he wasn't there that was different wasn't it he wasn't cool enough he

wasn't allowed it was different but yeah thank you for ending this rumor of

us chasing anything we were sitting there having a nice meal and then all this chaos happened me me

reason and eve were chilling and then we left once all the chaos started i want to say this the

roy did sit up a little straighter when he saw drake walking i will say that i did what you sat up a little

straighter when you started you asked for a verse shut up rory fixed

his posture up fixed his shoulders for drake he sticks his shoulders up a little bit the funny [ __ ] is i never know when it's

beef i think it was the scorpion album he wanted y'all to listen to that's the [ __ ]

how you doing man you all right yeah i'm sure i'm feeling i'm trying to uh wrap up this album i'm uh

i just asked about your dog like i don't care i always i always have to plug in my music wait wait are you are

you dead loading up td you said what are you the team

exactly i'm ready to go i'm already ready to go yeah but i'm trying to stay out the way so that

the fans can get the the [ __ ] that they've been waiting for for a minute man it's a kendrick's scissor man i

don't know i don't got nothing to say about that joe i'm sorry about that i'll be dropped before uh this episode there

yeah that's true and i don't want that yeah i would hate that yeah no i appreciate that are you already delta

are you on rory's album i am i think i got the only rap record on there is that right is that

yeah there's other rappers on the project with the full rap record yeah i'm on there though i'm waiting to get on your album john

whenever you uh hit me by that conversation we had are you ready to press the button i'm not pressing the button man that's

your album come on gonna do when i put that diss track out

i think it's already recorded they're gonna do what y'all gonna do i'm i'm positive it's already recording laugh at it

you know how many things rhyme with rory and maul and when i found out that tall oh you

had you boy i got a lot of rappers man no you don't a lot of [ __ ] no

no you don't no you don't a lot of numbers no you don't no you got it a lot of

[ __ ] that rap yeah they got balls loaded for you i will tear every one of your friends

right here they'll let me spit though hey i will tell vote for all your friends up no you won't both of all your friends up we heard your

latest attempt i met some other rapper friends too i know that's in the tuck still

don't do that i ain't dropping i ain't put a little tease out there

the [ __ ] a reason

i'm glad all three of y'all back um i didn't watch a episode uh when when rory stepped off

because i'm a loyal guy you know what i'm saying so they all got a million yeah

hey the reason i don't give a [ __ ] what you watched

[Laughter] you just felt it in your gut he wasn't there oh

we were at dinner together and it was a recording day uh where you had dinner with rory talking about me over wine yes

i was i was not talking about you overwhelmed yeah

buddies go ahead i wish griselda would put a respect track out put something out they round with

respect rezelda yeah go ahead who else you your man's

with iman champa who else let me see what comments mine doesn't count oh my god

man man let me hit a berg

for baby go get it i need a beat i need a beat i need something harder than that that ain't your bird got hard [ __ ]

let me call darren i tear your friends up over a soft beat too or justify my love madonna some i learned your friends

to never mention my name again and kyle dion [ __ ] he's he's going to sing the hook oh man

is reid still here i think so yeah i'm about to go i'll talk to you all later

see that's what i'm used to i'm used to when the talk about this and joe come up on tracks i'm used to the rappers just

being quiet like reeves did i didn't even know he was on the phone still good looking out reese for holding

on he's gonna be one of the ghost writers too

uh what else we got i'm just i'm just glad the rumors have been put to rest that i was minding my

business at dinner did you have some in your blog

i believe it was pinot grigio yeah classy and don't let the boy get another and

some apps another true troll off like next time he do that don't be present

well no i fully cop to wrapping whole lyrics with my soul at a concert that's the road that i cop to one

thousand percent i was definitely doing that um the toast up for debate not really a toaster it's not really my thing

um and it was pinot grigio it was not sauvignon blanc all right so we should we should debunk

the rumors this is my final question about this did you

know that there were 30 paparazzi outside when you were walking around no

when i walked in it was completely empty you didn't yeah but when you walked out like you commotion didn't even

cross my mind check the entry didn't see those it was just a big door and you opened it and i saw a bunch of flashes and then i went to

the right so you did see the 40 cameras out there after i was outside already

but you had to go back inside no i didn't go back inside i was leaving oh you walked back by them to leave no i

just left i'm gonna find a way for this to be funny i don't care i just i literally just kept walking

we're going to double back to the to the pabst was it a dress code there uh maybe when the party started but when

i was there was a restaurant and i when i left it was becoming a party and i left there's no dress code anymore i don't

think that is no that's what i said when i said when i say yeah i was in my studio clothes i

was just grabbing some food before restaurants shut down and i was going back to my hotel to go to sleep you got studio clothes

yeah of course i like to be comfortable in the studio what's your attire and uh sweats baggy shirts you was dressed like slides

i was going right to sleep afterward like you wouldn't have been linking with nobody yeah

i agree what we got quick i don't i didn't read it didn't see it no comment the floor is yours tossing it

away i'm on vacation i'm on break give all artists their rights anita baker de la soul

everybody dj quick don't start crying dj quick um uh well no this this actually just

broke while we were sitting here um quicker put out a video he had i guess got a royalty check from uh death row records you can't really

see what how much he got in the video uh because the camera didn't focus but he seems to be a little upset with his

royalties not so happy i'm real offended by this death row check

in this amount as much work as i did for these sons of [ __ ]

i just feel like the respect factor is just it's just crazy there is none so

to show you what your money means to me mr deaf world records all the tupac [ __ ] i did dog pound

project devil you are a [ __ ] i want my real

money and i want all my credits for everything that i did in this industry all the songs including hot in

here by nelly and for real i want my credit for that being connected i want my credit from kendrick

lamar for there's no disrespect to kendrick i love you guys tde you guys are awesome but the fact that y'all left my credit

off of king kuntu

all eyes on me it's my credit i want that in the club i helped with that

i'm starting to get to a point to where i'm you know impatient and i feel disrespected i'm not going to be the underdog of this

music industry anymore i am to be respected as a king and a lord that i am a god when it comes to

production i agree i agree you heard what he said he said what he said quick as a musical

genius and under-appreciated and i think he deserves everything that's coming to him

i wonder if he just started this process like with this vid i would imagine not maybe i don't know

who knows he was naming joints he named joints from all eyes on me like his name and joints i doubt that he just started this in 2021.

yeah somebody could be could have been fighting and young i don't think you're burning the check if you just

started this no this seems like you haven't gotten any answers in quite some time

yes and i'm curious what those royalties were for specifically from death row whatever it was if he

burned it it was probably just enough for like a ham and cheese or something well i'm not saying the amount what uh what records

they were giving him his actual credit for because i mean royalties sometimes can be two cents and they'll send you a check

for it yeah yeah but i'll save it up not mad at you or i'm not dj quick

now quick has done a lot of music in his career man he deserves he deserves everything that's coming to him and i hope he gets it

credit and financially i agree quick you're a legend black king god lord all those things

that you said and i hope that things work out well for you here brilliant producer brilliant engineer brilliant rapper everything

my young ass didn't even put together the nelly hot and hair thing until he said it

well how would you because i'm young i'm saying me neither i ain't young i

wouldn't know but i'm with quick pay to people yeah

yeah there's a there's a bar in california that will give you a free drink if you

come with like a royalty check that's in the sense and they keep it they hang them all up

like it's a joke like look i got two cents and they've been doing it for a while wow and i started to think

they're collecting a lot of checks here this might add up all of them but yeah they'll give you a free check

if uh if you bring in under a dollar royalty check because you know there's a lot of actors out there that do yeah

[ __ ] that it's like all right fam why are you giving me this yeah you'll send me a check for [ __ ] less than a dollar where

uh speaking of horrible royalty checks you go your man let's go logan's goal versus mayweather tell the truth

tell the truth logan paul is going to get his [ __ ] ass whooped i didn't mean about that why why is this

happening that's a very good question why is this happening come on y'all tell me this this is fantastic this is ridiculous

don't try to make it make sense just i'm not gonna try to make it make sense it's the first thing that comes to your mind

why why is this happening cash grab okay but at what point is it just like

not for the money but i mean grant mayweather what i

understand is a lot of money like why come on man why are you doing this i don't

if you're in need of the money cool won't fault shoot we've all done some things when we needed some money sure not mad at you yeah but this is

just but this is a little ridiculous this doesn't make any sense not for floyd mayweather should not be jumping into this

to this arena he's a he's a legend and he's one of the if not the greatest

boxer of all time like i don't understand why because he has to prove himself to who

you talking paul to logan to youtube yeah and prove himself to nobody

this is just i mean i don't know again you can't you know is he retired

floyd you didn't retire like officially retired yeah so it's just his retirement he's just gonna run around beating up

guys like me and you for the rest of life didn't he try to box a 14 year old in china

he's not completely retired you know this is his kingdom come my question to y'all though is if you

can make the same purse that you make in a real professional fight in a fake fight that there's really no

loser or a victor then you wouldn't do it no because it's not it's it's again weird he has what he has

not improved in boxing right yeah but this is not if you could make it quick moneygram if you could make a fake album would you do it

if i what is a fake album well i don't know what's a fake boxing match we're seeing it uh album that i don't know someone else

wrote or something i don't know i don't know what the correlation would be i wouldn't no i think that's a bad

example i wouldn't rap album somebody else wrote it's not me

and this isn't really your like a boxer's box maybe somebody told me to come parody album if somebody

came and told me to do like a fake battle with someone and the verses would already be written and you just have to

stand there and do it and you make five million dollars maybe i do that would you would you do a

joint album with some some youtube star that's not that's not really an artist

because at some point it's in my field if in my field right i am undefeated i've accomplished

everything there is to accomplish and in retirement i could just get free bags what what's wrong with that because it's like

hov doing a joint album with some youtube star that just makes music and has a lot of clicks this is not about it's not about

money this is like it's a legacy thing all money is not good money like you shouldn't floyd

shouldn't be doing this for money like i get it it's the easiest money two years ago that floyd was doing this

stuff for money yeah but i don't i don't think no you said floyd was broke that's what you he said he said i said

do you think you said because of his gambling habits and all of that and floyd i just tossed the question because i saw behaviors that

led to [ __ ] he was moving like he needed the money floyd doesn't need this money he doesn't

like it's what you said it's easy he knows he knows his dude can't beat him right he knows a zero risk factor in

him getting hurt like so that's in the contract yeah but it but you do you you you and that's to my

point if i could put that in the contract mall where and this mic still sounds a little funny

where i don't have to get hurt at all you can't touch me really you can't knock me out you can't do anything

to me yeah so what it doesn't need to be in the contract for logan paul versus he's not going to hurt

even if it wasn't in the contract he's not going to hurt floyd mayweather so you're going to turn down the 10 million dollar hour if it's something like this

now i don't know what if he was doing dancing stars if he's doing floyd with the stars for

10 million i'm not mad at that this is him dancing with the stars no this is him dancing with the youtube

stars [Music] he want to box me this this is a section this is your station fight

this is he's getting sanctioned by who he's getting in a ring he's fighting this [ __ ]

nevada don't even know this is happening what's the thing the nevada boxing

committee policy firm they have no idea this is happening i think floyd just going to the mall this night

this is this is not you does he don't need to be doing this though this is this is we've watched floyd have real fights and

go to the club after unscathed yeah so what do we think is happening today but it's just the fact that

look at look at who he's getting in the ring with it's like come on fan why are you even what are you doing like you you floyd

mayweather bro you weigh up you way past this yeah yeah i just copped the bentley truck

i don't know what that means neither do i it just sounded funny well okay yeah yeah it's floyd's

daughter didn't know that i just learned recently okay no i didn't they look exactly alike

they look exactly alike how genetics work but i'm just saying when your kids when your kids are running around yo

got a truck got this got school got this listen floyd has money he's not he's not it's

not about the money but when you have money don't you know how to get more yeah but

you think because he has that much money that that it's over now no but go get money's another way this

is this is just it's like a this is a mock-on maul floyd has a strip club he tried to put a music label out yeah

but this is a mock on what you've which you're really great at this is like mocking what you're a legend at

did you say the same thing when mike tyson thought uh who do you fight yeah i didn't like that either you didn't like that

oh i thought that was fine because it was too professional what are you like in there i don't want to see

old boxers fighting like that we joke we we laughed about that we said there's like two uncles at the cookout fighting by the grill

we laughed at that [ __ ] [ __ ] that's exactly the point of the cookout when i go get a hot dog

when they started the uh fight club [ __ ] in the bronx i was gonna go up there and watch some bronx [ __ ] just knock each

other out that's different because if you start to fight anywhere i'm liable to watch but that's different

because those are amateurs you'll watch two street [ __ ] that just got an issue with each other on the block put gloves on and be like we're gonna

settle this floyd is arguably the greatest boxer ever like why are you getting in the ring fighting

a dude that's okay i want to see the greatest boxer ever just run around beating dudes up nah man hey yo yo you want to fight oh

[ __ ] you do you got money wait hey you got money you do just do this

this dude is always two months away hey look you got two moms let's do two bumps didn't you train you

trained for two months i trained him to when i meet you back here oh he's not even this is the brother yes it's not even jake it's logan

this is not weapon x again what are we talking about man like this is stupid this dude is oh and one like fighting a

[ __ ] that's 50 and oh like with 27 knockouts and he thought [ __ ] is this real boxers

and he's gonna win i thought this is at least the one that's already been doing the fights no man what they gonna do when logan win well

listen mayweather be pacquiao logan paul did only lose to debut ksi only mall was running around i

don't know if he beat back here he'd be packing remember he was pacquiao's man for real i'm still a

pacquiao fan i told everybody when floyd was he fought pacquiao when i said he would have to pack y'all got knocked out

i told y'all yeah i'm glad i was there for that phase in your life like you sound like a nutcase why

pacquiao beating floyd shut your head that that was that wasn't a crazy take dad [ __ ] was

like i thought it was gonna work you said that right before he lost i said that in 2011. i said that whatever

you said that the [ __ ] lost 2011. [ __ ] it pacquiao i knew in 2019 or

18 after pacquiao got his head knocked off of course she's gonna lose that fight

why did chyna give america gunpowder what and coronavirus

moving on moving right along just gonna go ahead and well either way i'm gonna tune in with all that stuff i

don't know i'm gonna turn it into that one do you even have to order it if you have

show time already it's pay-per-view oh yeah i'm cool yeah i thought maybe i could just watch it with showtime

i thought that was him i thought that was the other kid yeah the twin brother oh he's an older

older twin oh wait let me see how they promoted this now go back go back go back cause the

promotion is the funniest part june 6 me and logan paul will be fighting at the hard rock stadium on

youtube and showtime uh showtime have come together to bring an epic event oh see that's not funny i

thought i saw a promotion that said i'm back to prove once and for all i'm the favorite

undoubted just undisputed heavy i'm like yo we weren't disputing it you're the best

especially not with logan you're the best man yo go ahead he has to stay on that night but look with floyd hashtag bragging rights

the same thing oh yeah yeah that's what i meant bragging rights how is this bracket you've never lost a

fight you do not need a real boxer you do not need to do this to brag who you bragging

to jake beat up your brother bro

why are we on this do you all care about uh the 50 calling out for that [ __ ] he said about x i missed

that yeah uh i guess uh irv did an interview where he said that x died from i don't even want to repeat it i don't

want to repeat it i don't earth did an interview saying that yeah and it wasn't the most tasteful thing to say

uh 50 says something about it swiss commented underneath saying you're bozo or irv is a bozo clown

clown [ __ ] jada called him a wing

how you call a [ __ ] a wink fan [Laughter]

yo you a wing oh why is that so funny that's just that's funny and i can hear

kiss saying it you could always tell the [ __ ] that grew up snapping on the block like a wing that's just some [ __ ] you call it

they gonna do but now i'm trying to wing ass [ __ ] there's an insult in there a big one

wing yeah of course i'm trying to see what it is you won't go to the rack i don't know i

don't know i don't know they could leave that one alone it's just funny but but did they

say the cause of death i'm just trying to understand why er erv would say this from my understanding no and that's even more

reason to just shut the [ __ ] up and not oh yeah so i i don't know that's why was you know

announced i mean maybe somebody said that to him but it just don't mean you shouldn't know me was it was it publicly no but

there was some news reports okay that it was [ __ ] going on okay but i mean still you shouldn't say that

yeah you just shouldn't just shouldn't say this at all and if you said it you shouldn't say it right this is bad

everything about this is bad or if you know better than this man not only do you know better than this

but you love x they got joyce but how did you're right

he shouldn't say this especially if this hasn't been the official cause of death if this hasn't

been publicly stated by health officials should you say it about somebody you love no

well if they announced that they had an autopsy and this is what he died from and you repeat it i mean

you can't be but so mad at somebody if that's yeah i'm not doing that if you leave here and go get shot in the head god forbid of course

me as your man i'm not coming in every time i bring up your death i'm saying yo mom got shot in the head you got caught laughing like that's

just not no no no i'm not saying it like that i'm saying that if the cause of death is announced if

somebody say oh he had a heart attack he had high blood pressure he had a stroke whatever and then you repeat that in the interview i don't see it's disrespectful

well also it wasn't it wasn't announced but that's why that's where that to me if it's not even

announced and you somewhere announcing how he died it's like fam what are you talking about how do you even know that so you agree

with me i'm saying if my cause of death is already determined and anybody can do drugs and overdose

they're going to say fentanyl is involved whatever they say i'm just saying especially if that hasn't been

determined that's disrespectful if it hasn't been determined that that's what that was even if it had been determined the public didn't know all the way

around the board no that's what i said is it wasn't publicly stated yet then if not then absolutely irv is out of line for that

for sure without a doubt er this is out of line man i'm sorry i'm sorry buddy

this is wrong can't rock with it rest in peace x rest in peace g uh shock g rest in peace uh black rob

uh hitman cassidy the battle that that's happened a few weeks ago but we

didn't get a chance to speak about it it's out uh not only is it out it's out and it should be off

don't do that you reportedly to spam this this is terrible and i [ __ ] with it man

it was my favorite battle rappers i want to watch it tonight but give me a hit man and cast over two

million views in a matter of four days congrats to them congratulations let me hit the round of applause

this was terrible with that said off off mike i was asking i was trying to ask you gentlemen who

you thought was responsible for these numbers in such a short span

uh i would assume cassidy um not that not that hitman

does a lot of views man there's a lot of views every battle was at a million i'm talking about the pace in which they got

to a million which was in like a day and a half well a lot of that was from the uh the

face-off that they had and the drama that was there yeah but i'm putting that on cassidy too i mean but you have to put some of that

on hitman too he was why his antics his antics at the face-off was part of the and grabbing the bag

and all that that was part of it he looked he just looked mad yeah but that's part of it yeah but i'm just gonna read it i'm

giving the credit to the dude that made you mad hitman's my man yeah i like him his

brother one of my favorite saint louis hitman already know how i feel about him

i just think it's tough going up against [ __ ] that play like this i don't care who won this battle

arp won this battle two million in [ __ ] four days arp won

this battle as far as who actually won the the showdown i don't [ __ ] know

but boy was it entertaining why don't they can't be both of them that brought they both that that quick

no as far as just them two going against each other that would bring that attention not one specific person

it has a lot to do with it man he does his videos do well over a million views all his battles that's why i'm saying both because i know cass

brings people in for sure you know whether he does well or not people just want to see cassidy they want cms

yeah you know people like to look at car accidents yeah this was terrible i'm gonna watch it but because i felt that way around the buzz

of the arsenal in cassidy battle i went and clicked it because everyone's like this was a [ __ ] show right no one said yo the bars was crazy

they say yo this was a train wreck go watch this and i did i said and i

enjoyed it i think i'm just you know what it is with this battle rap [ __ ] i think i'm just

i'm kind of like over this a little bit i think battle rap in general yeah in one way i think it's just too much

theatrics in it now it's too much it's too much uh it's too much like of a show it's not no

it's not it doesn't even really feel like a battle anymore it just feels like a production

you know what i'm saying like i i don't i don't know i think i'm just kind of outgrowing like just this whole

thing then i've seen now they've got like dudes battling women

and it's just like you know like that not when you just standing up there i think it was tay rock he was calling

shorty all kind of [ __ ] i i just don't see the art in that like he was killing them

like yeah but that i don't i just don't i don't he was smoking it no i just don't i don't know i don't know it's just a little weird to me to

be standing there just talking about a woman talking to a woman that raps you just calling all kind of

[ __ ] and what she shaped like and look it's just a little weird it's just like all right i get it that's hard

but it's just like all right fam there's only so much of this [ __ ] i'm gonna watch i did that in the crib in my 20s with no

battle going on at all for zero dollars that's weird freestyling to yourself

i'll let her hear this new verse i'm gonna i'm gonna let the people hear this that's

a joke you guys ta-da well i actually felt how you feel with

the production thing when there was like without the whole crew in the audience and they were just doing the one-on-one [ __ ]

i wasn't really into that it felt too staged in production-wise yeah i kind of prefer i used to annoy me

but i take all that back nah all the crew behind them and that pack stage and everyone in the crowd is

very important yeah like need all that i think that's better than the really crisp production that they're

doing now with the one-on-ones and the crazy camera angles that was weird hey i hate two on two

battles oh i can't stand it i can't stand this yes one of you go home

let one person rap what the two of you came up with them two or two shits man oh my god

i know in fact that they have this platform like you know i love that for the battle rappers but

some of it some of it is just it gets a little too weird for me i might have to come back to the battle rap game

you think they're asking for it i don't know i mean you know we can keep it right you can

take your time yeah we can keep moving maybe like think about it a little bit i'd say we can keep moving

you talk to your people hold on stop stop stop my talk talk to you what is that smack

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man get out of here he's at the strip club he's at the strip club with you barefoot he got a whole

shed of gelato teaching rory what he should have been doing with his shed rory was just putting his summer clothes

in there you're supposed to have a shed of that gelato got the wedding cake that's cool when

daley ain't even go go to the gelato farm went right to what we're doing jerry's cherries yes jerry's delicious

i feel like jerry should have a deli jerry's had a deli right in miami that was jerry's right i'm sure

there's a thousand before time before y'all that's probably true they closed that [ __ ] down yeah um it was somehow

oh the draft nfl draft nfl draft it was lit last night congratulations i made the round of

applause for parks man congratulations we came up we came up with the jalen's

congratulations to parks and every other dolphins fan out there including myself now because welcome aboard i am a

dolphins tony's nice on the giants though i like tony tony's nice

i looked up the highlights like you told me to man yeah no it's a sign that the dude might not be as nice as you thought like

when my team drafted him and and you text me hey man he's tough that's what park sent

me after when your friends got to hit you and start with hey man

he's uh he's nice he's not the worst he's got a lot of heart

i did not taste danny dime's but no his highlights did look great i

don't know enough about him because kyle pitts was on his team well what

that's a hard i'm not trying to be funny that's a hard time pistols on

that's how the giants saw this guy the giants took a wide receiver yes we did yeah but philadelphia man

they played joe i thought devonte was going to uh new york coming here philadelphia i

don't know what's up with y'all i know that we have this disdain for each other in sports so much so that they're

willing to trade with the cowboys

no it starts at the last game of the season man when we could have made the playoffs and then

philly pulled their starting quarterback out with like 12 minutes left in the first quarter and

then they lost the game then they lost the game got smacked around then doug whatever his name is got in the

press conference and said no we really tried our best to win what a lie what a lie

and for dallas to trade with the eagles yeah it's pretty crazy to [ __ ] the

giants yeah wow wow

wow if i'm the giants i would have took that micah parsons kid from the giant

from the cowboys so fast i would have stole you i want to trade with the eagles bet

[ __ ] taking micah parsons i don't care if my team suffers you won't have them but instead they

traded back they traded back now i'm not mad at the trade back will they get a couple thirds

or something like that no just don't see don't do that no no we have the beers first next year okay and

they're fourth next year okay and this year we have their first and their fifth

they got fields too that was nice that's nice for the bears i would have took fields if i was the giants just to turn it up

just to turn it up on danny dimes honestly i might have took fields i thought it took forever uh but shout

out shout out to dave gettleman man for trading back for the first time in his career uh we'll see how this trade pans out

next year uh because i do think the beers will suck next year and we'll get a good pick it doesn't matter brady's going the game

yeah there's a pretty good chance of that that's a that's a that's not a risky uh not not if mac

jones has anything to say about it i don't think him actually he doesn't have much to say no no

but when a-rod go to the giants then what oh his name is not abroad it was aaron

rodgers look look they don't want to talk about that they don't like that do you think i started doing jeopardy in

new york i like ambrose just doing jeopardy me too yeah [ __ ] jordan love man i go get

another job now now what now i'm not a quarterback you're not my replacement you're starting now

yeah uh aaron rodgers doesn't want to return to green bay packers sources say

the source is aaron rodgers everyone said yo fam i don't [ __ ] i

don't [ __ ] with the green bay i don't blame them though get them out of there yeah get them out if you would have told me that aaron rodgers headed toward the

end of his career would only have one super bowl ring i wouldn't have believed you yeah it's kind of you keep drafting cornerbacks and [ __ ]

i wish they like third round projected quarterbacks this year you had to hear me in my 20s you think

peyton manning will end his career with only one two super bowls yeah yeah

yeah it's tough it's a tough thing to do yeah [ __ ] he almost went out with just one

yeah that broncos one wasn't guaranteed no listen if anyone knows how to steal a

super bowl ring at the end of your career it's john elway so yeah yeah it was entertaining though i'm

looking forward to uh tonight in the next couple nights i could see aaron rodgers in the giants though i'm not looking forward to i

don't i don't have a pick tonight the giant swirl hell no damn second and third round

we don't have a second and third round pick it's over damn why was mac jones walking like that

after they called his name at pick 15. he's a boy privilege he meant business yeah you know he was

sashaying he was ready to go why was his hips like that he's ready to go why was he shaped like that

he was uh showing his versatility outside the pocket [Music] not just a pocket passer look at my hips

cam newton you know what you gotta do for black people you can never let mac jones see what's

the name mac jones mac jones you know looks like a mac

cam you can't let mac jones start in the first 10 weeks of the season look like ronald reagan's nephew

he's walking out there like the patriots about to change their mind i mean what is that let me hurry up to

what the hell is wrong with mag shout out to alabama uh six players in the first round is amazing

especially for a losing championship team didn't they lose alabama yeah i don't think they lost no

they beat ohio state right yeah yeah no i forgot mac jones you look nuts

but good luck wait wait and see good luck when cam leaves i'm not rooting for you

in a duels right yeah he's a champion i can't care about the [ __ ] you don't

care about that don't give a [ __ ] about these dudes

funny [ __ ] is he gonna come in there light [ __ ] up next that's what i'm saying oh man and he's going to walk just like that out the tunnel yeah walk like that he

reads the defense well let me tell you he sees everything he does his homework yeah he's walking like he sees

everything is he gay is he gay i don't know joe i don't know i never i don't know man

it's my first time seeing them walk i don't know but if a gay man got drafted 15 people

probably walk like that right even if he got drafted 35th he would walk like that joe that's his walk

he walked that way undrafted he was walking to class what are you

talking about look at this kid that's how you walk when you gotta take a [ __ ] word yo mac jones walked up there

telling roger goodell don't tell anyone i always wanted this to happen [ __ ] roger goodell don't give a [ __ ] about you

roger did not want to be there last night reading off the [ __ ] uh charity joints he was like uh so uh

some girl got sick and i guess we're gonna give her some money [ __ ] that parties ray rice was watching

the draft from his peloton he's still she's still trying to get back

i won't participate in no jokes with ray

rice i'm cool with that nah you got him in shape for the league

yeah that's the boy if i ever play in the league i don't care how i leave or how long it's been don't risk me

every draft i'm watching to see if my name comes come across the ticker

oh [ __ ] joe from five years ago just got traded oh [ __ ] i did

i'm out [Music] y'all laughing at mac jones i'm telling

you gonna light [ __ ] up next year you're a patriots fan both of you [ __ ] shout out to you i could just tell man you're a bad fan you're a bad

fan right the mac attack i think that's the nickname we came up with you the mall came up with that yeah the mac attack he definitely owns a yacht in

in new england somewhere the mac you got that bob he definitely does yes seriously you're so creative when

you take time off wow the mac attack that free stuff that too

he looks like he says that too after he completes a pass with the mech attacks here [ __ ] philly with that [ __ ] ass

move they pulled man what else was real big at uh the draft matt jones looked like his

father just kicked some tenants out of his building

you were saying i'm sorry there's a lot of reuniting i wasn't saying [ __ ] i i thought i'm so dumb i thought the giants was

about to get uh uh sue well and until parks told me that he already went to the lions

i'm like who the [ __ ] knows what the lions did no one paid attention oh the lions are

protecting golf there was no there was no analysis there i said all the pixie

yo we should protect golf after we left matthew stafford alone for

a decade and he put up

gonna be a lion for a month [ __ ] it ain't gonna be a long time it was

really weird how everyone reunited uh their college quarterbacks with the weapons they had

everyone i do like that i like that it's interesting i don't think we've ever seen that before there

was like three or four it was a good first round it was it was a good first round it was yeah it really really was a draft is

never really entertaining i don't know why it's a dude calling out dudes names yeah like i can catch this i'll just look at the list right like [ __ ]

happened in the first round yeah yeah it was like the draft the draft probably needs a new uh

chief creator of content because somebody add something to your twitter bio

that's for you the more you add our podcast back to your bio man no i'm still listening

still listening what you listening to okay

i forgot what i was about to say what were you talking you talked about the content creation of the the dragon oh yeah the

giraffe needs a new uh chief creator of content you wasn't feeling the lazy boy on the stage

that was the big shebang for the night the big shebang for the night was oh that's the chair

roger goodell sat in last year from his house i'm like we don't care and then they

showed him the card every time it was weird it was weird it was weird it was really weird

what did you think of they should let the fan come up and announce the name or something and roger goodell walked by the fan each

time like [ __ ] get the [ __ ] out of my chair why are you here i don't care about you feet off the feet off the thing what did

you think of jaylen waddle walking away from his family that was hilarious i like speed walking

like that

why did i think he would fall to 11. no he wasn't gonna but davonte smith almost did

well he did well no he didn't 10 10. he was a [ __ ] heisman the eagles and

the cowboys conspiring against the giants yeah you got a taste

of your own monopoly uh strategies oh no i thought it was like real ponchat like

you two alright who you want to be who's the eagles

so would that make uh ian goodell

look at parks down like that uh what else is fun from uh from the

giraffe i think we covered it is that uh is roger goodell ever gonna honor his

charity winnings when david portney won that charity when you can sit and watch the super bowl with him or some [ __ ]

it's important i won that [ __ ] and god was like oh i don't think we can do this anymore we're not gonna donate to charity

that's nuts they put out like a quarter of a million to win that

charity [ __ ] godel saw that name was like i think that charity closed down

sorry you can't watch the game with me watch you with hove i wonder how they came up with the

people that would watch it from home and be selected at home with their families versus the people that

were invited to cleveland because if i'm justin fields i'm coming to cleveland maybe

so it feels rainy but still yeah i mean i like the city of cleveland

but i might stay home we got zoo if it was in miami maybe you know

i might have to stop by show my face is davion clown he's on the ground now

right uh yeah oh man brown's got a squad

and my squad the dolphins

better hope waddle finished the whole season as soon as is on the contract with cleveland yeah they gonna be all right i got squad

oh deal they do got squad yeah i'm mad they play good without them though

i don't like that it's the themes that's [ __ ] up it's [ __ ] up for me yeah right

that trash i was with she was touching this [ __ ] was terrible

that [ __ ] was terrible you already turned down our fights you already turned down our fights

all right we're back ta-da they didn't know we were gone oh all

right new york is reopening july one big facts energy yeah come on man find

them atlanta come on never closed

does that mean all the new yorkers are going to move back from atlanta no they should stay stay in atlanta what

would they traffic's been a little lighter mc halfbacks what's up

what's up so they got uh i said yo they got effects they got a vaccine pill coming up look

at you the easy way out look at that you want the heels in the arms i'm laughing at everybody that took the

backseat you want the vaccine they give you [ __ ] tylenol at the end of the year

yeah that's all what a sugar pill whatever my nurse spoke to me while she did it

i didn't even know what's happening [ __ ] is crazy i didn't even know what's happening they made you [ __ ] get a vaccine and they give a [ __ ]

tylenol at the end of the year

y'all are sick man you won't be letting the jabbit center

with that attitude buddy no auto show for you

uh new york is opening july 1. cuomo says he's hopeful that new york can fully reopen or

fully means all the way all the way 100 look what happens when the knicks make the playoffs man

that's when you get accused of sexual assault what the [ __ ] the [ __ ] is wrong with you man

back up look look how fast the city opened up i was watching the news this morning on

mute because i ain't really want to hear the news but then i looked up it was cuomo and uh de blasio having a

face-off i almost unmuted i was like this is spicy i don't think they like each other right

yeah but it was more fun leaving it on mute imagining what de blasio was saying nikoi

rape his ass [ __ ] he's like that's a joke it's a joke he's a handsy

fella it's a a joke cuomo gave us weed and a city back since he got accused of sexual

assault that's crazy he gave us personal massages back i just got one last night made prostitution probably not illegal

anymore listen man turn up so we couldn't get arrested

the sacrifice is new you gotta get rid of the new ports listen man i don't think nobody had a blast

watching a draft like me she's like does it hurt right here yep hurt everywhere just rub it

just rub everywhere yep there's pain there too go ahead no my body is my focus point

you you're doing it nah get my calf that was great man i had some tunes playing looked up so the giants [ __ ]

everything up move back to 20. couldn't talk to the 14.

move back to 20. i was like who had 15. nobody had 50 could call him

up see what's going on they thought they had a sweet vic with the bears they was like all right the beards

they need a quarterback bad we gonna rob these dudes won't be a robbery if justin fields

started looking like lamar jackson i'll tell you that much that's a fact see that didn't work out

when i was mad that we didn't get dwayne haskins that didn't work out glad he was a bus

he started he got he got drafted and started stealing cars he started doing mansion swag

the cowboys dude started stealing boxer briefs like [ __ ] get their deals and just start going crazy out here

i mean gotta be frugal with your money and boxer briefs are expensive they are the good ones yeah they only

shove one in the little pack now you just got one little good pair of elastic polos

these are stretching uh let's see united states reportedly looking to ban

menthol and flavored cigarettes and cigars round of applause for that

moon that's a new core smoker housing we listen i i predicted this years ago if they

really cared about us they would stop selling this [ __ ] yeah we can't stop it ourselves

they're highly addictive and you got to love the government i realize we get rid of cigarettes no cigarettes you

go cigarettes i'm with that cigarette cigarettes was illegal at one point too once the government found out how to tax

it nicely there was also a dominant 15 cent at one point 13 never never took so many gas station

trips like oh [ __ ] a buck 15 i'll be back

getting another one um yeah they're canceling this um i'm happy about it not nothing for me

to say like you'll cut it out you're gonna buy seventy seventy two thousand cards before they are the fake signs

oh no the real six you're saying yeah the real i'm gonna load

i already feel like the the lone the last lone idiot smoking like and this is

and this and this makes me feel that way even more like this says yo

dawg no one smokes it's only you and we're gonna stop it

hey whoever's still smoking this is for y'all so i feel even more stupid with this [ __ ]

new rule but we'll see yeah we'll see we're just legal now man smoke smoke weed if they make it easier

to refill the vape up and [ __ ] i'll have a good time gotta get the card

difficult well i guess those band flavored vapes well they banned vapes in certain states

i think already i think maybe electronic cigarettes and all that is illegal

oh please i believe i want to get right on the plane and just blow vape in somebody's face

i seen a dude do that on the flight one time and then stewardess was so mad she did not know where that smell was coming from

she can't walk it faster to the back with the big vapes uh so he was hitting it he was sitting

right across from me he was hitting it and when she went past he just like like he was right she did not know what and you could

smell it you knew it was weird like you could smell but he was like she just couldn't find it covey

nobody got nobody got braver and tougher during kobe than united flight attendants

why [ __ ] i haven't flown yet or united they they would take your mask

and put it over your nose while you were sleeping oh yeah wake up [ __ ] it they talk to you like jay prince

yo man you got a menu or something ain't no more food on the long distance trips dogs just sit there yeah that's fine that's fine but do you

think you think you got a water nope should have should hate hudson news

no

ain't no water i was like all right cool so once i thought i would fly i bought a little more furrowing i walked on the plane first

class i'm sending one a and that's another thing all right now i'm about to get all my republican

complaints out hey hey united listen here i buy the first

class ticket to get on the plane early i buy it so i could walk on before them

[ __ ] stare at the peasants yo

i fall for this every time leave at 10 15. here i go 9 45 walking

up like i'm somebody all right y'all i'm about to head on in here go united anyone with this special

service dog can enter right sir of course that's why i got paisley

all right now y'all go ahead that ain't me but i'm coming anyone who has a disability or has

children i have difficulties here go my brain yo should you fake the ankle sprain right now

hey it's that hip replacement should you do your walk that you do nah i'm gonna let him live go ahead joe

i'm coming i'm coming here to go hey buddy that was the special forces of the navy the army you can come right in and then

i'm sitting there there's no war in houston why you gotta get on the flight right now

but wait by the time they announced that here come all the [ __ ] general mission [ __ ] coming to stand

behind me nah i'm still racing on when they say first class and only at united in newark do

they never say first all right the rest of you [ __ ] come on like wait wait wait wait wait every man for himself

come on in united is literally a royal rumble to get on the plane and sit down i thought spirit was bad

united is the worst at least on spirit you can pick your fighter pick the person you want to fight

the [ __ ] spirit's not you right square up right now united man oh my

goodness shout out to you guys i just wish newark airport would just

find another partner that's all then united because they the

newark hub and i know united is crackhead [ __ ] so when i book it

now i try to get slick and read the type of plane playing that it is what you feel like

don't do this oh this is 757. i got no blame

hey they got one nice plane i'm about to say they got one just just one perfect plane

it's got blue lights it's [ __ ] it's amazing it's great but there's nothing on that one they

bought that one plane from virgin america before they went out of business just left it yeah and that's it now

that's it and if you don't catch that flight at 4 45 a.m then it's 1995 all the way to l.a

yeah yeah so shout out to united at least bahamas is close i think i'm flying united too it's not a

long flight though three hours yeah oh that's like some of my favorite little thotties don't

vacation no way but the bahamas like then that's nine times in a row

no no then you me i'm mad tall

you're not a little dotty skinny purr

okay thanks hey rolling right put that up rolling right put out you know go ahead come on let's go hey

yeah yeah come on come on move right along move right along uh

uh again i want to say rest in peace black rob i just thought of his homegoing service was yesterday uh so i just want to say rest

in peace we love you we miss you um what else what else what else what

else i thought that there was something else oh 40 cow's daughter is missing

yes in buffalo so you know if anybody has any information on her way about

please contact the family protect black women i i saw that i

wasn't aware that was 40 cow's daughter though i did see that on the timeline wow

damn 19 years old do do we know where where's 40 cow live

uh she she's she's going to school in buffalo and she was last seen uh leaving her dorm oh no

she goes to buffalo state these stories always difficult for me to read um don't pray for her

pray for her let's pray for 40 cows pray for the whole family yeah and hopefully we can find her

yeah and uh 40 cal has stuff up on his instagram it's 40 cow um see a picture of her and if you have

any information to contact i guess i couldn't even imagine it i

couldn't even imagine it yeah so if you've seen sanaya please contact

her family um and again protect black women yes yes um also remember we are not here

next week uh we're not coming in nothing's happening there's no pod there's no nothing um and i just think

that's important to remind you guys of that's that

what's that that is that all right

beautiful beautiful yeah

might check one two one two with a black tech nine by the waistline

kick it out [ __ ] oh my god what a [ __ ] heavy walk that was he said had a attack nine on his

waist walking around kicking that hype [ __ ] don't you wish uber was around

that's why mack jones is walking that way mac jones is shaped like a toilet

why yo yo the hips don't lie i can't wait to see him and cam face off

i can't wait to see what that quarterback duel looks like cannon you better not you better not let

him win i dare him to start day one no i'm coming right to y'all too i guess

i can see it if i can find y'all i'm coming to y'all not happening all right i'm just telling

i'm just telling you something all right man

this was great this was awesome thank all you guys you guys are great

you guys are amazing yo alex man you got to chill out you got

to chill out though what's everybody doing for their vacation man parks is going to the bahamas alex where you at

where you at for your vacation you never know you never know straight off the vacation

no vacation so nowhere might go to atlanta

come on man um um

huh miami miami go see the jalen's come on man going out there touch the

city right quick let him know had to wait till spring break was over can't do it with them

can't do it while the kids is out yeah i mean i feel you after you got something lined up well not just going to freestyle

and you're trying to sauce just resting right yeah

probably a lot going on over here yeah right you can't sleep right in the middle upper east side yeah and i've always

just cleared my mind on collins like yeah it's just real that's where i go to get away

piece of quiet quiet out there

well i hope you enjoy uh enjoy your trip and be and be safe and wear a condom

all right i was looking for here we go here we go give it to him a little bit man that's some uncle luke oh hey

uh this what you playing when you hook up to the bluetooth out there it's the first song

all right all right you got something lined up to walk with on the beach no just know he got all the answers that

say no yo now you never know means no just chilling means no [Laughter]

more rory what's up we are we're y'all revisiting

yeah yeah yeah i gotta go pick that down

yo reese drake fancy seeing you here yeah in the second rory go get his card

drake gonna be there watching rory he gonna dm me i saw it right the last four of them

that is some funny [ __ ] you ever leave your card there and then go back and describe your card to them and that's when you realize you ain't got like a

dope card they don't know what card you're talking about the chase the blue one yeah yes it's

always the blue chase card god damn it shout out to chase's fraud

system dude y'all y'all don't want your customers to buy nothing yeah too chase is sending that to your press

one if these are your chips these are my chips

no bfa will send you a whole list via text you start feeling embarrassed like i didn't i don't want to confirm that

this was me that's why i [ __ ] with amex am amex catch you right when you want to give

the stripper 10 grand and say think about it that's they text it ain't yo is this you

it's yo you sure yeah come on come on fam yeah now you're right amex you don't need all

that love but friday though

friday though it is friday

listen man listen you you got the undercover strip club come on man i know

we'd be at home i know we beat for now but we still him dudes that went to come on that's true

[Music] [Laughter]

can you make that make it make it the way you made it last time

you know it's just a patron in it wait why is this time why is it still on

all right we out here we are we're leaving man we are done look at

you ready to walk to the airport now or when you leave when you leave

today oh that's trash wait uh

uh just a weekend yeah that's all you need we're off the whole week

i feel no you don't want to spend the whole week of your vacation on vacation [Music]

you don't even want to eat i don't want to see you after you don't want to see a weekday in miami don't give me saturday give me saturday

sunday monday yo we're not going to tell the truth about this though we're

so let me just get this straight the vacation is all next week and you go on sunday night you gotta be a tuesday you

know [ __ ] had plans to ball out so he went to

the w's website up he was like all right when he went back

to the hotels on tour it was like wait this is what this is what this costs

hey hey [ __ ] with a little what the [ __ ] cheaphotel.net yeah he was like oh you know i just need

two days out here yeah they're montreal is a little different yeah yeah i don't know if i don't know if that's vaughn

county now let's see look look i could always count on alex

we'll see a few days though oh you need it today sunday i like a short vacation on vacation that's five days it's only

45. friday saturday sunday monday tuesday we work tuesday but i'm just saying he

leaves tuesday morning he'd come back that's a long time you're chasing anything longer than three days

more than three days to me is like all right yeah i'm cool i mean if you're not lit i mean yeah if you're just out there

isn't alone eating in gyros but i mean

wait we know savon takes the scenic route in miami you're not just they're not disrespecting joe right

y'all said that's what i'd be doing out there no no i get the gyro when they open at noon

by one i'm in the mix um and i go out there on the weekday i don't land on saturday

you just said you landed on saturday night friday that's the same thing it's the same thing and as soon as i

check in i get my dick sucked so much now now come on tough guy come

on keep coming keep playing ping-pong here no you getting your dick sucks when you check in huh i'm right there i don't know what

that means what he's saying y'all i'm right there he's right there almost that means you're almost doing it

you gonna catch a little handy

tonight is on text at one o'clock one p.m tonight it's on [Laughter]

yo it's 2 30 dog i'm at the pool like we're not doing anything yeah i'm

going there late to shake my nuts around man she's looking it's looking yeah i mean i'm on the gram

i'm on the gram i'm seeing things i'm like

what's up babe i have i'm just you've been on the ground too i know i'm just trying you've been seeing the same things i've been saying

i gotta get there right i haven't been seeing anything bro i gotta get there i dropped i dropped the bomb on my

little lady yo man gotta head out there for a little work mm-hmm it's always worked it worked clear a busy guy but i said well i

should be forgetting the lies i was like yo i'm headed out for a little work she was man supportive nah you gotta get

that down to pull up whatever you gotta do yeah then a couple of days later i was like

yeah i'm going to miami i mean i might aim i'm going to la for like a week that changed the whole scenario for her

well it's a lot of me wait a week oh gotta work with other people's schedules oh i'm coming too she

said and then i thought to myself oh i better get the date so i can cheat before you get there because if

you think it's a joke it's a joke i know i can't

joke on the pod portion i'm joking on the pod sorry don't be worried

i'm not getting with some of my favorite l.a models you know saddle ranch they all out too

they keep going out together you know they got work out there too i feel them all keep looking at the same instagrams

i'm going to find out where he [ __ ] walking at because where he at is where i want to be with my girl yeah

of course yeah absolutely no definitely definitely yeah he know where to party with your girl at yeah

definitely the wholesome spots near near ot

babe we're about to go link ot yo now you know what's funny though all right i'm getting out of here before

i get in trouble for real the funny [ __ ] is when you go somewhere with your girl and lie about the work like you got to

stay in the room while you go do the link then you get to come back to your girl and you cheated that you know

what a great day you know the best thing to do when you've done cheating is to go to your girl oh she loves me

oh what a meeting it's so productive i think they're gonna close oh

man who will i be at bossa nova with i don't know i don't know

little katana no choice now since saddle uh saddle around oh good yeah i got a bunch

bunch of tweets like hey i am so ghetto they open it back up that excites me i'm going i'll take saddle ranch over katana

any [ __ ] day you know i'm going it's not even a contest it's happening i'd love something to munch on

in saddlebrook you got something out in saddlebrook too

food no new jersey i said food food you guys all right this is a moment

that's passing life is a series gotta go [Laughter] yo keep us in your prayers lord knows we

need to be there until the next time i bid you would do farewell adios sariva derchi hasta la vista so long goodbye

um

um um it was something else he was here oh yeah i got it

do remember the uh baddies are insecure the stagnant women want to travel in a closed-minded women want you to teach

them things grab an ib pro and enjoy your headache enjoy your weekend

we'll be enjoying a vacation one of you [ __ ] out there say some

more slick [ __ ] i'm coming back spraying the chopper you bitch-ass [ __ ]