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podcast later episode number 44 I'm assuming yes somewhere around there I guess every

week and I'm right start the same thanks mer uh I'm your host Joe Buton to the

left of me is uh my un beautiful co-host M de and to the right of me I shocked

all of you with another un beautiful co-host uh Michael roor how you doing bro you've judged me if you guys are

listening we're sitting in different places I'm gay you decided 4 I'm coming

out this my coming out party uh don't make a mockery of that it's not funny me oh the best man from a transgender I

watched it I had cable the other day I was at a hotel and I got to see the [ __ ] full episode because Marissa doesn't have cable everyone out there so

she was in a hotel wonder what she was doing there where was this hotel at uh it was in New York so let me understand

Slow Down slow down so we live in Jersey City yes which is Ino can I finish which

is in close proximity to the Holland Tunnel it is very close was the PATH train not running I drive City my car

was with me m Well why'd you stay well why'd you need a hotel I bet well you

didn't book the hotel so whose Hotel was it it wasn't mine uh I went on a date because the one

that you said curved me in La that didn't curve me because we never had plans to begin with so the guy that curved you uh he came to New York for

some stuff he was with his girl in La wait he was out here wait I want to hear this this is great so he came out

to New York and um I wasn't going to go because I was like wait wait wait hold up was he in New York working yes he was

working so he went near to see you yeah well I mean here for work what does he do for a living things that aren't your

business all right so continue with the story no there's no whole story he came and he was like oh babe I'm in New York

I want to see you blah blah blah blah blah and I really wasn't going to go because I'm really like about you know only putting effort into things of

substance these days and you know how can it be much if he's in LA and I'm in New York and blah blah blah blah blah so

then he convinced me after like a thousand calls and facetimes or whatever so I went over there and we had like the cutest night ever like we went and we

smoked hookah and then we came back and then we watched coup's therapy and we like made out like teenagers I did not

tell her to say that by no but we really did watch it and cuz um we were talking about you and that's when I text you and asked you how tall you were cuz we were

like debating how tall you were and um I know it was the gayest conversation ever and it was just really Jo gay now so

cool maybe ining and then um his flight was oh his car service was leaving for his flight at 415 a.m. and his father

who also Trav Hey Hey Hey sir good line sir yo no hey can I finish let me get my

joke off uh got my car service damn myo yo it was great to see you no that's not

how it works yo but I got to get running [ __ ] you guys anyway so I helped

him pack and then his father story is too long all right let's get to the important part of your story did you have a ho bag with you a ho bag a ho bag

oh do you not know what a ho bag is no but a guy that came over my house yesterday he had a whole bag with him can I say that I um and and I didn't

plan to talk about this at all so we're not going to talk about it but I do respect women who have a whole bag I

just carry a toothbrush no you don't know how a ho R they're much more tolerable in the morning when they have a ho bag right way better morning goes

much smoother it just makes things a lot smoother for the guy if she has a ho bag

she got her own toothbrush her own toothpaste she changed her panties she's got her own [ __ ] whatever she's going

to sleep in she's got a change of clothes she's got another change of clothes she got makeup going say real

hoes bring baby wives with baby wi for got got [ __ ]

detergent [ __ ] got everything in yeah exactly like if you're going to hold know how to hold right so I want to

encourage all the women out there to Quick PSA and Men because men end up plac this

too when I had a car I had a bag would be all the time what was in your whole bag uh it was typically basketball

shorts maybe a clean wife beater if I want to hang out that's not really a whole bag though I don't feel like I

don't feel like men need a whole bag because we can always run in uh any

bathroom yeah but like men with like a job in the morning need a whole clean our [ __ ] pubes right quick that's

rast that's I mean I've never I've done it you don't have you've never had a real job though hadb okay well

that's it's a joke it's a joke I want throw her off just been some really

weird sexual uh things with you today no no we're definitely not doing that um but So speaking of

hoes last night was that last night what's today today's technically Wednesday um a couple of nights ago I

found myself very busy on a Monday night I was traveling I was coming back home um yesterday yeah that was no it's

Wednesday [ __ ] days so I found myself really busy as I was traveling to come

back home on Monday evening and I was very sad and I was very disappointed because I was going to miss Love and&

Hip Hop now let me qualify for a couple of seconds I have not watched Love & Hip

Hop since before I proposed maybe on Love & Hip-Hop maybe like three episodes

before that I stopped did she say yes no I missed that episode I'll catch a rerun it's

fine anyway [ __ ] uh no she didn't we have more ever and you're throwing water so

so I missed L and& hip hop which I was very disappointed about because I was

really excited to see cardi B I was such a piece of [ __ ] I really considered cancelling dinner with my mother on

Monday night so I could catch the episode in real time well as you should have I figured she would have understand to see cardi Christ [ __ ] cardi B Queen

bless bless VH1 C who did VH1 a f I think that cardi B is about to be like

Superstar the new voice for the ho she is that's what I think no no for real I

don't know who the old voice for the hoes was uh Superhead Noz nobody like liked her

they no no nobody she's not relatable nobody wants to hang out with her they

just want to hear her [ __ ] ho story be is speaking for the hoes much like uh Joselyn Hernandez spoke for the hoes

yeah but like I think this is even on a bigger scale than that she's on a greater scale I don't know that yet I think so did uhat Stack speak for those

she's another just Amber speaks for the hoes yeah the hoes love Kim K because Kim K

they aspire to she's like the only ho that made it yeah but she doesn't she doesn't speak for the hoes like she won't admit but she's graduated so like

she gives hope to the hoes is what I'm saying and I don't mean Ni Call can ask a ho because I don't know her to be a

hoe but the hoes aspire to be like her

for some reason even though I think Kylie now for some reason I was on that girl

Instagram page the other day Kylie I like her although I don't want to like her Kylie might be the voice for the

hoes in a few years she's the voice for the hoes now she's not no she might be the voice for though she need to she

need to [ __ ] she no thating still she comes from a family of [ __ ] royal

[ __ ] thoughts it's like a lineage of thoughts it's like Royal thoughts who are the Royal thoughts the Kardashians I

mean they're not thoughts for real Per Mar Monro yeah the Kardashians are like are we talking about the Mount Rushmore

of yes Marilyn Monroe is number one she's George Washington yeah she's on

the dollar bill yeah she's like [ __ ] wil Marilyn Monroe is the Wilt

Chamberlain of hoes right I mean wil Chamberlain is the cham that [ __ ] is a krs1 of thating

yeah she's like [ __ ] Grandmaster Flash all right Kim

K I'm not calling her a hoe but she is on the Mount Rushmore of hoes because hoes aspired to be like her right

I'm going to throw a quick curveball in there Paris Hilton she revolutionized the

game Kim wouldn't be Kim without her she did put Kim on she's a OG but Kim showed her how to do this son so yeah you made

a hot line I made a hot song Paris Hilton I'm not bro I'm not putting Paris Hilton on the [ __ ] Mount Rushmore of

hoes okay whoever said oh man I really want to [ __ ] her Paris had a run um when

you're going to tell me peris didn't have a ho run of no I don't think she had a whole run she was the original Kim

she had like a boyfriend every week yeah it was all like she wasn't hauling right yeah I me she she signed to Cash Money

she she is why do you know that because you know like all the useless

information she actually had a good song on there though I'm going so we got Marilyn Marilyn uh Monroe Kim Amber

Amber I'm throwing on there how many is all Mount Rushmore five she has to be

yeah how why do you know parents signed to Cash Money and don't know how many people on my words see what I mean about you um not important info Google we're

at three right how many are my Rush are you y serious do you know yes

okay are you okay I I said that number so I knew a j so we need two more so we

can exit this that's tough I still think Superhead owes some

some worth here she started the book game uh Ford

get a mention here if Melissa Ford is on there and Superhead is not I'm I'm blowing up one face for like all of the

'90s hoes no wait who were the hoes in the '90s like Gloria valz Melissa Ford

oh my baby I know oh man glow glow I missed that episode 11 hi pop 2's your history that was like a trillion years

ago and then she was on camera like yeah he ate it and all right fuzzy fuzzy here all right

uh we're just going to keep moving right along since we couldn't think of two more people from M how did how did it taste I was uh how did what taste what

are you talk I was waiting for cardi B on Ling hip hop and I didn't see her no

I was really up Miss I ran home uh saw a rerun and it wasn't there uh I will say

though I I am enjoying Remy and Papoose way more than I thought that I would I

like to see the different side actually not even Remy cuz I always liked Remy and always like Pap too but you never

really Knew Too Much Pap sounds like a great [ __ ] guy you know everyone clowns Pap but he's a way better person

than all of us it makes it makes me think when I see him of all the people that have slandered

Papoose which he's done quite a bit that should be slandered maybe as have I as

have I no one's Beyond things that he says if it wasn't coming from papoose's mouth people may agree with it oh that's

like with me yeah yeah Papoose shows me a real like I don't want to say

sensitive side but just um I love it everything I saw from him in episode one

I [ __ ] love but anyway so off of that so I was heated and I was steaming and I was so upset that I wasted an hour

watching the show and didn't see cardi B the whole reason that I'm trying to watch the show so I immediately uh text the Love & Hip-Hop producers and I say

dogs just let me know what episode cardi is premiering um and they said next week so

I think think that they've gotten enough of those texts to know that people are waiting for her they know their

star uh she's being promoted on um she's like hosting at her job she but she quit

that job though she stopped stripping a month ago bro I follow her on Instagram I'll go to

L right now tonight and see [ __ ] cardi B dropping it like it's hot all

right so she so she quit like Nia uh quit before her like Erica quit before I

can name Bunch [ __ ] quit whatever they doing and then go back I have to ask who is the chick she used to be tahir's

friend or is tahir's friend I [ __ ] forgot uh she's like Morpheus and different color wigs oh ra Ali oh you

talking about Rashida uh why is she on the show still let's be perfect Rashid is eating someone's vagina on uh I have

to know she's annoyed me since what she came on when you came on right same time or before I think I think it was the

same she she has never had a story line like ever like what did she do she randomly friends with people like

now she annoys the hell how is she still on this TV show she can look a good [ __ ] I know she she is licking

somebody's [ __ ] I don't know this to be true and what's her name again I can't ra Ali rash Ali I don't want the work

cuz I heard you slice people faces allegedly and Roy's a [ __ ] and I'm a [ __ ] yeah so so this is in a Paisley

anything that said Joe is fully responsible is that the right word oh yeah I'm with the shits too I'm perfectly fine with being with the shits

but uh but no I mean she know she eating somebody [ __ ] on there isn't that a secret I thought she liked guys she

reminds me of Dr Mike you don't think that rashy I don't no just using your brain

the one that knows that Paris Hilton is signed to Cash Money you don't think that uh you don't think Rashid eats

[ __ ] all right it doesn't matter she also has the greatest occupation of all time yeah I actually do look forward

when she comes on the show because they put her name and then they put her occupation which is stiletto expert oh

yeah what the [ __ ] is a stilet like what does that even mean I have so you have to think that like the first time she

was on the producers were like all right what do you want us to say you are like we have to put copy on the screen rash

and she couldn't figure it out she was like I have a lot of shoes to her defense Rashida owned a very popular

shoe store in Harlem many years ago and quite a few people have gone by there I

know I've I went by there I time that girl is an expert I went and I guess the store got closed down or something

something of the sort I don't [ __ ] remember been a really good expert so now she's an expert I guess does she

write she write listen bro listen various magazines I I don't pretend to know does she does she class she going

to come for you bro I don't want up she going slash your face and don't call me either um she like makes videos out of

people houses and allegedly she allegedly did that cuz I think she beat the case beat the case

boys um so outside of that all right so I just I say all of that to say that I

really look forward to cardi B's premiere on Love & Hip Hop and I get mad

when they trick me um quano that neither one of you watch um for the listeners

out there quanico they're in season one uh they just had their winter finale um

I don't normally watch shows as they air I like to binge watch on uh on demand or

you know just wherever Apple TV wherever but this is the only show that I watch as it airs on television

um and if you know me you know I've been an advocate of how great this show is I've put many people onto this show same way I did uh with power and I got to

say hated the finale didn't like it wasn't into it like they tried to twist

and turn too much and you lost me somewhere and now I got to wait till March 2nd with quo it's amazing show you

should see it I watch it um so this is a big deal that the finale was not good because the show was really amazing um

but fine I won't talk about anything mature all right let's talk about let's talk about something other what do you

guys want to [ __ ] talk about let's uh talk about how high and mighty you are since you've been the best man at a transgender wedding now all of a sudden

you're [ __ ] PC Pat and you're mad sensitive towards people's uh issues I

just called you a [ __ ] two minutes ago so I'm not that sens came out was fake gay when we started the show so uh yeah

no that's him acting like uh he thinks cuz he went on a the couple therapy finale where finale that was finale

thank I mean how else could you ending end a show like that uh with me as the best man at a transgender wedding with

no outfit I was getting killed for my [ __ ] outfit like yo how you going to play your je through a wedding yeah cuz I really went to that house for a

wedding the whole season you been kayin looked so homeless but that's really your

average number one I always look homeless you do number two I enjoy looking homeless number three when you

are in therapy they say that um when you look that way it's cuz you're really

prepared to do therapy and work on the inside you're not so concerned with your outer appearance which is the problem with most of the humans in the

universe all right that that sounded pretty gay you're like [ __ ] what you're on TV don't look like pure [ __ ] exactly

sorry that I don't care about stuff like that but okay no on to more serious

things um well no let's not get on more serious things there are camera people here and

they are filming this is called uh acknowledging the third wall like that

breaking the third wall it's called the fourth wall all of those walls every one of those walls we broke them M see you

don't know any of the stuff you should know but you know walls broken last

record deal yeah she doesn't have any walls up right how do you even know about walls

so listen U there's a camera crew here is a lot of them they're filming uh me Rory Norman Risa know exactly why

they're filming or or why they're here and we just kind of allowed this and one of them has a cape on they could be the

F not really sure how we're supposed to feel about this but whatever um I wanted

to say that because if if you hear Marissa acting like a weirdo I wait I've

been any point during this podcast it's because Marissa is really weird around

people so now with that said let's talk about some serious [ __ ] here for a minute we're going to talk about

something that I uh that's very dear to my heart um

that I am extremely passionate about and uh this can kind of

be a PSA because I don't I feel like every time this conversation comes up I don't think the fans have a good gauge

as to I don't think the fans have a good gauge in terms of what is deemed a

flop and what isn't a flop in the music business right mhm cuz fans just call

everything a flop is that accurate say pretty accurate if you don't sell [ __ ] 400,000 records in a week then

you're a flop got that that's cool but now so this is in a world where you can

get it for free yeah so so this is relevant now because why is this

relevant now oh because we're seeing a slew of artists who appear to be upset

with with their record label mhm um I'm always split on this on this fight uh

cuz I you know how women just empathize with other women labels empathize with

labels absolutely um and especi especially now because all their employees have probably worked at every

every label it's like a [ __ ] rotating thing artist are you at Atlantic this week I'll be there next week I I tend to

empathize with artists um maybe because I identify

or relate to them no I just do so recently we have and it's a shame because I really really enjoyed August

Alena's last project I loved it the uh the debut the testimony joint okay I

love I loveed the joint with Pusher te I loved [ __ ] porn star I Lov the joint

with Fab I just loved it I just loved it that's it and it was one of those joints where I didn't want to love it I didn't

want to love it but I ended up loving it so you have August Sal Cena who I would say that was a respectable debut yeah he

did pretty good can we find out what he did on his debut I can I have the internet yeah let's actually fact check

for a change we don't was watching cardi being DJ cell phone The Breakfast Club to go way to go Rory we don't normally

fact check on this show just because it's much more fun to not know what you're talking about and just say [ __ ] dab

on um I would say he had a pretty respectable

debut which you would assume would Garner some type of support from his

label M and apparently he doesn't feel as

though he's getting that um this is when you can jump in with the gossipy stuff that he tweeted yeah he tweeted um at

Death Jam although he made up a fake page he put Def Jam like de a f to imply that they're not hearing him hey and I

want full credit for calling Def Jam Def

Jam d e AF F I said this in ' 04 August original did 67 damn it I want my credit

okay great but he did 67k wasn't what she was saying yeah 67,000 was his last year debut and this week he's on set to

do uh 35 to 40 um but anyhow so Jeremiah tweeted uh de Jam was like you're not

hearing me and then he was just basically saying that he's upset with his label wa Jeremiah or August not Jeremiah Jeremiah August did the same

thing though too we're talking about August we were you asked me about Jeremiah 2 seconds ago I asked you about August yeah I heard up I said a if he

did I didn't hear was August I didn't even get to Jeremiah yet August blasted them on Instagram and said that they

leaked his I mean Twitter and said that they leaked his album and he's really upset about it and I wasn't quite sure

why he was blaming them for the leak I don't know if there was something he knew internally August all right I'm done with you August who who has proved

himself to be uh who has shown himself to be rather emotional at times right we can agree with that yes something

happened with his album I guess it leaked it did leak it was like two days he is of the impression that he's of

under the belief that his label leaked it or something like that and he went nuts he went wild he said [ __ ] you de

Jam yep right and didn't delete it either nope he kept it up even after his apology he kept up [ __ ] he didn't say I

was and that's why I respect it he felt it he said it he [ __ ] left it uh I

think more artists should do that instead of deleting or going with I was hacked or you know the [ __ ] you [ __ ] do but in his letter that he

wrote cuz I was late to the party with finding out what was going on he wrote the letter and I read the letter and the letter was like yo I love my music and I

work real hard on my music and I just don't you know the fans are being short change and I speak I speak for the fans

so when I'm saying [ __ ] Death Jam it's really just for the fans I get it I get it I

totally understand that but if you're saying that August is on track to do 30 to 40

yeah um 35 to 40 Sales Plus streaming I think that's great I think I mean compar

the [ __ ] is he fussing about compared to 67,000 last year though he had

he had a hit record last time around and he remixed it with [ __ ] Chris and Trey the [ __ ] two [ __ ] R&B poster

boys and he put out a good album yeah and he did 67 so now you're here back around with No Label support you feel

like I won't say it cuz I don't know um no record cuz I haven't heard any record off this album you nope you

nope uh it album includes song Cry been around the world featuring Chris Brown

so I guess were pushing so maybe he's upset that the label is not pushing the singles properly who cares about any of

that if you did 67 with help and 40 with no help what the [ __ ] are you mad about

all right so that's one right and then you have uh Jeremiah

Jeremiah M he's on he did 18 ooh yeah

oh he should be mad yeah should I should be mad it's just a weird time like the

R&B um R Kelly is going to do why am I that mad now I'm thinking about it R

Kelly's going to do 32 to 37 um your speed is no I'm just saying like it's weird that it's just is it R&B like is

it something with that's going on with that TI Alis sign did like 22 like it's all shitty low numbers TI align didn't

do 22 yeah he did some yeah he did really bad [ __ ] for a really great album too I see people say that album is great

it's really good I haven't listened to it there's [ __ ] that I like that I know you would like on that oh send it to me

I will um did Jeremiah this Death Jam yes he did 50 Cent did it first on his

behalf oh yeah but that don't count and then he echoed what cuz they priced it at 1899 and Target and [ __ ] which they

said was like [ __ ] unheard of as well so they were upset about that and then um he was just how many was it a double disc right no it's a single [ __ ]

album oh yeah listen to it it's not that long but wait a minute now only cuz I saw 50 say that M only

target had it at $899 uh I think it was a I guess any retail outlet uh iTunes

was the same price as usual like $9.99 or whatever but so maybe I'm thinking that Def Jam had a hard time getting

Jeremiah in the Target I wasn't in Target yeah Target is

is very picky oh they didn't ship as well that's what he was upset about Best Buy only got six or seven copies a piece

Corporate Offices at Best Buy in Chicago said that they had no shipment for next week sound like Jo but now yeah but the

thing is about jeremi when I complain the thing I feel about Jeremiah is he an interview last year with billboard and

um he was saying you know cuz the the don't tell him [ __ ] was super hot last summer and there was still no video and he was like you know it's kind of my

fault they had a video set up I didn't go I was going through mad [ __ ] I'm still kind of going through some [ __ ] so basically he was saying like he was not

really supporting his own self or whatever so it's kind of hard yeah well no this is the same project don't tell

him it's actually on this album it's been delayed for that long yeah don't tell him it's on this album um PLS is on

this album with PL is on this [ __ ] wait wait wait wait wait wait wait I was so surprised when I saw wait a minute

wait a minute wait two seconds yep don't tell them 2014 with YG that song that

song Summer 2014 it is December 201 and plains with that J Cole verse that in I

don't particularly like to listen to J Cole spring to suck his penis like there's a

foot in your mouth I don't want to hear jcole so awkward everyone was

uncomfortable when that came on let me just say I've been around at least five

THS who lower the radio when that part comes on and they say it they like that

part that's their favorite part no it's still weird though like I think j.cole's attractive and I still get uncomfortable during that

verse it's just weird coming from him yeah just the way he says it and like a foot is in your mouth like what are you

saying now you funny about this I'm uncomfortable when I hear com like if another like if [ __ ] uh like OD B

said it I'd be like oh suck dick is cool I don't mind talk about it all day but J Cole saying it only because maybe he had

the dogs in the wet dreams video all of that I don't want if you putting dogs in a video I don't want to hear you say

that sex doesn't work yeah I didn't need to hear you know what funny about let me tell you how phunny I am when Kendrick

says something like that I love it yeah but Kendrick is I don't know maybe he just uh uh uh uh [ __ ] problems ASAP

oh I like that song it's a different delivery kendri Cole does it awkwardly

that's the problem Kendrick does it just cool like he may not talk about sex often but when he does he he gets it off like Cole say girl you know you want

this dick is way more catchy and fun to say than you maybe maybe I do listening to Jak

describe a woman so long it's like a foot in in your mouth like every time

it's just inappropriate no that's great I think my problem is that he sung it

because there's nothing wrong with what y'all are saying right now I think it's just and I sing the verse all the way up

until he starts singing you need to put it in your yeah but

like if it was I need to hear aggression when I'm inserting my [ __ ]

that's like a foot in your mouth yeah first of all if my dick is 12 in [ __ ]

long which I'm not saying it isn't I wasn't why said yeah dude the camera is good on you

and this gets kind of [ __ ] weird he's like I didn't say it wasn't I'm really

uncomfortable y ever since Joe started dating Austin Mills I think I think did

Austin Turn You Out is that what you're not my I'm getting uncomfortable guys I would never date you that's fine you're

not my type either uh now I lost what I was saying better okay we that he shouldn't be singing be like if you have

a 12in dick and you're putting in some [ __ ] ected thoughts mouth you're just not going to [ __ ]

sing it you're just not might not you might not even say a word to the bch but I feel like if Wayne said it it wouldn't

bother me well well I don't think we should uh get

into that one no caught me off guard there won't get into why Ian like if

anybody like Wayne or someone let's talk about someone else who said it so Cole can't just tenderly get some get some

head on his 12 in hey wait a minute now what's up with uh if Cole is not with

the girl right he broke up with oh no no they're still together they still together Melissa they broke up yeah he's

single yeah oh now you like the line now what do you know what a [ __ ] a really

really nice girl by I'm going to hop in those DMs like a [ __ ] grasshopper you know type I bet I could do

it some women feel like they could bag anybody but anyway we're off on the Tang here cuz we were talking about something

um we don't want to talk Jeremiah Jeremiah with PLS and uh don't tell him which I love he's had a great

year yeah I mean it's been he's had a great few years yeah but

the problem is that they didn't capitalize it while the iron was hot or however the phrase goes so 18 22,000 18

it was spread out success yeah and it just didn't kind of be cohesive the way it was and I and who else did they throw

off the [ __ ] diving board Death Jam or just labels period period

well like I said our Kell I feel like because of the because of the Christmas break I mean the whole industry shuts

down in December and like January or is it just December the whole month of December it's the end of

January I'm looking at I'm looking at push a te's roll

out push a te is signed to wear Def Jam well good music good music VI yeah but

yes Def Jam handles always roll outs what's going on with but you have to understand he's royalty in that building

they can't [ __ ] that up [ __ ] if they can't no no no I'm saying [ __ ] if they

not in that they can't Kanye will lose his mind if they [ __ ] it up he's royalty

in that building are you saying you don't think that push roll out is good do you think

that push a te roll out and I'm having a just a hypothetical conversation as a fan because I'm a huge Pusher fan me too

do you think that pushy te's roll out looks like the label is saying we

better get this right no I'm suggesting that with Kanye behind him they put a

little bit more effort in but it seems my problem with their roll out now is

it's pushes back but there's no really music that they're pushing they're pushing him yeah I see him everywhere

cuz we love I see yeah we love him but I don't see any music backing him which is

smart and they and they stole my rap genius idea that I did for your album and I'm still salty about that what uh

releasing old the lyrics before the album comes out yeah but uh yeah but that's a good thing that's a good thing

that people are are stealing that no it is because I it it highlights words and lyrics and lyricism so you want more

people that are Lyricist like push and I think he annotated them the way you did too so except you had the videos so [ __ ]

Def Jam Ross wouldn't that be like a Rob Mark Ross is on Death Jam too right yes

he is he did 67 yeah I heard his first numbers were lies because I heard 30 and

then then I heard it was 60 so either either someone bought a lot of albums 67

but it was also the lowest of his career I'm not going to say that uh someone purchased albums CU I know how that goes

too it's very expensive to buy that many albums like I know back in the day I

know some people who purchase albums for a fact um and you know back in the day

they did that you know if you know you were fighting with somebody for number one spot label buys a couple now you got

it all right cool we got that today I don't know how lucrative it would be to buy that many like to go from 30 to 67 I

don't think that many people bought that I know 50 said that so it's easy for neutral [ __ ] thinkers to just run

with what he said but I don't I don't feel that way but I mean the point that I'm making here is there are a lot of albums getting

dropped off the [ __ ] diving board and I was having a conversation uh

I saw someone tweet recent they said uh they said 50 can't say [ __ ] about R

50 last album did blah blah blah and I was like and that is where I think the

fans are a bit uneducated um flop what do fans think the word flop

means I think they change it with every [ __ ] thing so all right so you don't know so we don't it's probably relative

to their perception of an artist and what they should be doing yeah as in Ross if it was 30 that's a flop because

Ross should be doing 100K 67's a flop for Ross 2 I I mean on a major yeah cuz

he's done 100 on other ones okay so let's put some perspective into this the

word flop and I ain't to be all educational with all these camera people around but we can be funny another time

um the word flop if you do not recoup what you spend

it's a flop right correct I agree that should be a very simple definition all

across the board now a lot of times fans are unaware of what is being

spent uh on a project like they have no idea what goes in there let's see you

got a recording budget you got a [ __ ] video budget a radio budget a marketing

budget you got all of this [ __ ] [ __ ] that totals whatever it totals remember a bunch of years ago when [ __ ] was

running around saying yeah just got the $2 million deal app no you didn't uh you

got a deal with some numbers in a budget and it totals this now in the event that

you and if you sell a certain amount of albums then maybe you'll get the backend but typically that's a really high number that would so if you got a $2

million deal you got the advance of $2 million no ain't no [ __ ] 2 Milli gr there can be a bonus for when you sign

but not a lot of artists get that and the signing bonus is in your pocket you don't ow that back whatever happens with your album no you owe that back too that

too the bonus it's called an advance we're advancing this to you that's it

and then when if you do not recoup your cost you are required to pay that back you owe them a certain amount of money

no you got to pay that back regardless that yeah that comes out of the sales

then it goes even and then you guys SPL whatever split are at that point but if it never breaks even you are you owe

them money at that point yes okay and do people actually pay that you're in the red will they like will the label sue

the artist has that happened or do they kind of just cut their losses and Let It Go no I mean it depends it's

circumstantial uh depends on I mean is that your last they going to get theirs

the label is going to get theirs make them do more stuff and not pay them like get no I mean if I gave you $2 million

and you put your album out and you sold [ __ ] what did you sell 50,000 copies or 40,000 copies or some [ __ ] your next

go around oh we scaling all the way back yeah go make your album $10 and have a

blast um which is which is fine La we got to get their but if I'm not mistaken 50 um I think 50 backed and supported

his entire project financially himself this was the animal amission one whatever the last one was I think that's

what it was I think I want to say he did 35 or 45 I think that would be correct

somewhere in that range seems legit and I think that because he backed it himself

and I don't know what 50 splits are and what he's doing but we know 50 to be a pretty pretty good businessman so when

you back at yourself and you sell let's give him 40 Grand I could still be wrong because I'm not factchecking we're just

making [ __ ] up and I'm certain that 50 didn't go around just [ __ ] giving a shitload of money to a whole bunch of

different produc like 50 knows how to move so I'm sure he moved that way um

I'm sure he made a shitload of money on his last album but the guy was saying that he

really shouldn't be talking about Ross because Ross and that's my thing with Ross and I've had I've said this a lot about Ross Ross's image is bigger than

life itself and when your image is that way it's kind of hard to uphold and

maintain it I guess which fans never really cared about with him until

probably about now YH so you got Jeremiah complaining you got [ __ ]

August complaining Ross is not complaining publicly but I'm certain he's saying something behind closed

doors uh I don't know if we all are just full of that much good grace where we

can see our artist that we signed sell 250 and us come and sell 70 I don't know

if we're all good amazing people that way are you saying he was behind closed doors he's complaining about the label

if he ain't he should be why what did he give the label to work

with yeah what point AR did Ross I'm the label to work

with well he was on house arrest so I'm sure he had all the time in the [ __ ] Universe what do you mean what did he

give him as far as to push the album he gave them sorry with Chris

Brown which I feel is being force fed down and I'm not agreeing or disagre but I do feel like that song is being force

fed down our throats and it's not the greatest I don't think that song is working I know it's not and I don't

think I don't think it's not working because de Jam's not pushing it I just don't think it'sing get to debate with Rory everyone

says Rory won his last debate with me um but I just like to debate [ __ ] just to debate it so we're going to have that c

out now that's why you took the L I'm not saying I took the L I'm saying I like the debate so we're going to have

one now let's do it I think that Ross is in a space where he should be able to sell more than

70,000 records with no record at all that's what I think M I don't think that him and

Jeezy should be as far apart in space as they are here's where I disagree with

you Ross sells a lifestyle that a majority of this country does not live

and just hopes to live one day so when that starts to come down and your music

isn't as good a fan did not fall in love with Ross fell in love with his music uh

let me finish his music is now declining Jeezy for example we fell in love with

Jeezy he it was a movement we fell in love with uh his story um coming from Atlanta as a drug dealer we love that we

love the Snowman t-shirts we loved all that I had one with some glitter on it we love the um authenticity of it we

knew Jeezy was giving us something real that we could connect to whether whether we live that or not we could connect to

it because it was real huh he was being himself people I'm just here for the

free water wait what ra we cannot connect because he is a facade

he has made up this lifestyle we love the music we didn't love him here's why jcole was successful people love him and

he happens to make good music too so no matter when he goes out his fans are coming because they love him it's the

same way with you and your fans yo can I just put this out there that I want to just put this out there to the fans that

think like Rory is saying y'all don't know these [ __ ] I

know I'm saying people are connecting they think they do so when people say [ __ ] like like I love this person

because of this person yeah that's a technicality I maybe have heard two Jeezy interviews in my

life you're not of course I'm under exaggerating you're not a Jeezy fan these

kids from his music what I'm saying I don't think there's a million GC interviews I mean if I if I go looking

right this second I don't think but he talks through his music he connect to him Joe the same way they connect to a a

gangster film because they love that Jeezy we we believed it we saw him with

all his thousand I like that I like that wording better and I like that wording

better we believe we believed it and people can connect to a story of someone

that is the way on the bottom jezy came in uh BMF uh that whole [ __ ] and then what um

snowman it's believable it is yeah mhm and came wait wait wait wait wait wait

and it came with a classic album yes debut out the rip right boom I like huge

mixtape run he wasn't nobody when that album came out he was somebody I know he was

somebody but he still had a hard time breaking uh originally and I want to talk to the people that remember when

Jeezy came out because I remember FB busting his ass to break Jeezy like I remember that well in New York I was in

New York in New York not not away New York Fab was very instrumental in

people accepting um Jeezy the same way dipet was very instrumental in Wayne in

New York yep cuz that's when New York mattered still not to say that it doesn't now but okay I'll say it say it

doesn't yeah it does uh so CL he came in a classic album

yeah so what and we're saying and why are we saying that this is different from Ross because Ross came and

pretended to be someone he was not yeah and Jeezy we felt Jeezy there was pain in his music as well which people go to

right away he had amazing records Ross is just selling this boss lifestyle that

none of us can connect to it's fun to watch but when the music doesn't add up you lose as a fan because I was just a

fan of his music I wasn't a fan of him right and and who he was as a person people were I'm not so you're

buying are you you're buying Jeezy's album because you're a fan of him as a person when you have a cult following

similar to yours people that are in that cult are going to buy it no matter what Ross doesn't really have a cult

following of fans that love everything about him my co- following ain't buy my last

album they a bu not all of them I'm not rolling with that and that's why and that's why people like a logic are

selling more than Rick Ross because fans are attached to his story he's a genuine

person we are seeing him in his music we feel like we know him Ross we know is just a [ __ ] it's it's a minstral

show we we know it's she's just up there creating a movie and when the music doesn't add up there's nothing there to

grasp to no movie to watch that all made sense m i I won't

disagree with any of it I will still stick to my original point is even if

you're correct I still think that Ross should be able to sell more than 60,000 units without a single I think that he

has done that much in his career and I think he's made great enough music to

acquire the fans necessary to sell 60,000 without one record at all okay I

mean he did he did 67 yeah eh you have Grays in your beard

good I want I want Grays I want Grays in my beard which leads me to now so what

do you do so what do you do like how many majors are there

one like one now Jam one major label now there's umg and Warner and the all like

everybody right I don't know how it works anymore so there's so there two major they're all the same [ __ ] [ __ ]

so there's two major labels like what are you to do as an aspiring artist now like yourself Indie

feels successful it feels like even to be successful on a major you have to

operate as an indie hell yeah absolutely like only look at them as additional like monetary backing at the at the end

of the whole thing like you need to come up with the vision and execute and whatever and only go to them when you need a couple dollars in the pocket and

that's it like that's all they can provide at this point they but when they don't back it then what when you look to them for

the additional backing and then it does not transpire financially or otherwise it doesn't occur No period just period

as in whatever you need them to do and they don't do it um I'd like to know when Ross's contract is up I think this

was his last album yeah feel like it wasn't believe no which by the way album ain't

bad I think that's why he did the back toback albums this uh last year I haven't heard Black

Market um like I said last week I like to I don't like to listen to music when it first first comes out I mean it's a

Ross album heard I am going I'm going to listen to it um in the intro he talks

about running a train in middle school with John Legend harmonizing in the back so it's a it's a great [ __ ] up that's

really great well first of all kick things off say I have Ross and John Legend are a pair that has yet to miss

mhm kind of like Ross and Nas oh my God I could listen to a whole [ __ ]

shouldn't be shouldn't it be a Ross and Nas album somebody tweeted that uh I forgot who um that Ross should executive

produce the next Nas album and I 100% agree with that I want to hear Ross Nas album It's the key to

success what are what are the albums that we've been deprived of here I'd like that we should have got I should

have Ross and Nas while that's able to happen cuz clearly they have chemistry and they make good music together um I'm

still waiting on Mack and Brad I I'll be the old guy in the room and say it Scarface and beanie seagull I'm waiting

you you have a purchase in me for whenever that occurs that's an album

that should occur what else is there what other album I'll speak for the younger

generation then uh Cole and Kendrick is one that the younger kids really want mhm Cole and Kendrick I'm in I'm in on

that that's another one they uh they don't really have many records though we really looking for the Drake and Future

album no I wasn't it wouldn't even cross my mind we weren't looking for it we weren't looking for it at all I think

until we heard it was coming like oh man but all right Sho his L at one point I would have loved Drake in the weekend Oh

I still would like that I feel like Drake and Cole might make a decent album I loved in the morning I like the jod

toy freestyle I like in the morning like I feel like when they record together I enjoy it it's very light-skinned

situation I mean just as long as Cole doesn't try to produce the whole album I'm I'm in for it yeah yeah I

agree I would I would like I would like to hear uh I would like to hear some of these albums we didn't start with this

bevel [ __ ] I know we're going to put it in yeah we'll plug it all right I'm not going to turn this whole [ __ ] into

[ __ ] music seminar class [ __ ] some [ __ ] [ __ ] um how was your trip to Orlando was that you Tamp no I didn't I

went to Tampa and I drove to Orlando while I was there cuz Johnny landed in

Orlando um and we had fun it was very peaceful very did you see Jen

relaxing briefly hey Jen briefly briefly I did um who just goes to

Tampa actually the strip club Capital flight $35 the strip the biggest strip club uh per blah blah blah Block it's

Florida no Portland is the strip club capital of the world I mean of the nation by the way I mean the country I

thought Tampa had the most CL no Portland Oregon has the most trip clubs trolling or really I'm Googling this I

guess there's nothing else to do you can Google it no this I know I I was going to say I wouldn't take away from your

your expert Portland Oregon is the strip club capital of she's the uh stiletto

expert you would definitely be the strip club expert thanks a lot for that bro um so Tampa was real cool we went and did

uh we went and did uh we did like four escape the rooms of course out there um to to y'all that don't know that are

listening escape the room right there God damn it he was right you don't say um trips Joe will tell you their wings

and mac and cheese menu for every one of them thanks Rory thanks a lot uh we did Escape the Room out there Escape the

Room uh you and a group of your friends you go in a room the room is themed they give you a bunch of Clues you have an hour to try and Escape the Room we have

done about 18 of these he text us today in like the largest group chat ever trying to get to do another one tonight

well I'm ready to do one tonight in well actually I'm doing it I'm doing it are you guys are doing it by the way who was

that 908 number on the chat Johnny about later uh me Johnny a few of us we're going to do escape the room um tonight

at 11:30 which is why I'm not going yeah I have other things to do uh it's an hour

it's an hour long at 11 11:00 11:30 you d by 12:30 an hour you just had a [ __ ]

in your house yesterday that you didn't want to be there and he was there for like 5 hours I read the whole [ __ ] my whole yeah I read on your Twitter you

scoffed something with your [ __ ] friends that you do for an hour 11:30 you know what I don't know but the strange guy that's sitting here that

won't leave I'm just going to Tweet how much he dis that's me all night was he on Twitter I didn't even see that he

doesn't have a Twitter so I don't understand Marissa Marissa [ __ ] I don't get and then he slept over and

then he I tried to put him in my guest room and then he came into my room so then I waited till he fell asleep and I

wiggled out and then I slept in my guest room and then he woke up all alone this morning I felt bad but not that bad get

a backbone get the [ __ ] out of my house I don't want to be mean he's really nice and he was watching like the football

game on his uh [ __ ] computer and I was like texting my best friend I'm like bro there's nothing to talk about like this guy has the personality of a

[ __ ] rock why did he enter home why is he in your house well because we had a great first date but I think I realized it was cuz liquor was involved

and that's where the issue was and he's like I'm going stop by after work cuz he works nearby wait time out yes so you

guys had a great first date yes and the second date is at your house yeah well he said he was going to stop by after work it wasn't even a date he's like

bring pizza let's hang out for a little bit I'm like all right cool and then he just never left and then I realized he was trying to stay there when when is it

okay to get to a [ __ ] house first day

real I don't go to girls house within an hour I don't go to girls I don't go to girls houses I met him on the dating app

well why I think sometimes it's better in my I'm not [ __ ] in a girl's house in my hoing days you can leave afterwards when she's at your house I

heard Johnny say that now to I don't understand people that don't just speak their minds listen to this I know

about I know about if I'm just randomly guessing in my life I know at least 30

people that have got robbed and jacked or set up that for a second but he's wait let me finish or set up by going to

random women's houses right I know at least four people that have died this

way right so I personally um learned long ago I'm not

just going to some random [ __ ] house that I don't know especially to try to [ __ ] cuz to [ __ ] you're catching me in my most vulnerable I'm not on point I'm

not my peripheral I'm not I'm there to [ __ ] that would be the worst time to die

for me really honestly I'm in there I'm gazing [ __ ] eyes like can do and [ __ ]

and here comes some [ __ ] jump out the [ __ ] closet to stab me in my [ __ ] back [ __ ] Cape man over here jump out the [ __ ] closet while you're putting

your dick in her mouth I'm just saying um yeah no he wasn't even trying

to it was the weirdest situation ever so I'm not going to no [ __ ] house and and

seven times out of 10 my house is more comfortable than the [ __ ] house well

not to poke holes in your theory here but the woman coming to your house that

could have possibly set you up now knows where you live right it's also true oh I

got guns all over my house I got guns all over my house everywhere in my wish a [ __ ] would in my house I have guns

everywhere in my house allegedly yeah that's probably not the right thing to

like I allegedly just cuz something tells me you not having a driver's

license I don't think you have a gun license no my license is good oh congratulations thank congrat thank you

do you have a gun license or I don't have a gun right I don't own a gun any I can't resp but but if if a girl met if

you met one online and she came over the house you'd somehow there'd be guns I get it okay it's good story time with

Joe I'll be honest with you who are you Denzel and Training Day with a shotgun under the bed like what if you can't get to your

alleged gun that doesn't exist there is no way in God's green Earth that I can't

get to my alleged gun or guns plal because apparently there's a

thousand all right let's say where you know how when you come in my house I've got iPhone chargers conveniently placed

everywhere like not just my bedroom is that is that a marking for where the gun is wall no I'm just saying the wall and

it comes out the side listen random but there are no guns if there was random

story time he's a rapper and rappers have to have guns so we're painting a assade here random Story Time with love

stories only because we have our beautiful friends in the house with all of these cameras oh we don't know their

names who keep telling me how to just I can't get my zone we just know Cape man and that's it even though she has a cape

too but whatever and then there's other people that aren't really doing anything they're directing so many many many many

many many many years ago right once upon a time not long because my hoes might be

listening right so I can't alleged never want to give the ho

I don't have ho or guns so many years ago right there was a there was a young

lady beautiful lady beautiful beautiful beautiful uh she shall remain anonymous

because you guys may know who she is right beautiful though like oh can we

have can we have a hint like the way mty does no you can't get a hit like mty

um we're really editing that part later no we're not um no we're not yep listen so there was this girl right so she was

in New York and she hit me and damn I can't even say that I might give too much she hit me and she's like yo I'm in

New York I wasn't supposed to be here what's good what are you doing tonight and me like a [ __ ] idiot I start

telling her what I'm doing with my name well I'm going to feed my dogs then I'm going to go over to the supermarket and I may make some burgers later like all

of this because I don't know when a girl's trying to give me some [ __ ] she has to really spell it out for me here so she said why don't you come by

to my hotel afterward and I said hm all right I will

I will come byy your hotel afterward oh I have a great story too go on I'm sorry so she I say text me where the

hotel is and she text me the address and I thought it was a little odd that I had never uh are you kicking me to say

something no I'm sorry I didn't oh we just they keep telling me to adjust so I'm trying to stay in the L play foies

with me all right so when this girl text me the hotel right I had I thought it was a little odd red flag number one

that I had never heard of this hotel and I've been in New York for 35 years I've never heard of this hotel right so red

flag number one this is what happens when you ignore red flags cool we ignore it I get to the

hotel NE never seen this [ __ ] piece of [ __ ] Hotel before in my entire life but it's cool this woman is

beautiful I was at the D and tall and luxurious looking and I'm sure she has

amazing vagina but I just couldn't see why someone with amazing vagina would be in this hotel I

couldn't figure it out she's not selling it and she's working in honest living so I get up honest

living she had sex with Joe come on that's true oh that's not that's not the

point you're making I'm sorry any so I get to this hotel there's nowhere to park there's no

valet I hate when there's no valet there's no valet and now I'm driving all around how does a hotel not have a

I don't understand in New York City cuz you trash one but this [ __ ] is

bad and she's beautiful so what did I do at [ __ ] whatever time it was at night I went and circled around Manhattan for

[ __ ] 5 hours to find a [ __ ] park right did you have a bottle of Mer lot no I didn't have any more lot I'm

driving around I found a park this [ __ ] badass pretty [ __ ] texting me daddy where are you hurry up I'm coming

baby I'm coming right there I'll be there in two seconds I got a parking place and I got hope you got somewhere I

could park when I get there you want to know what I think I prefer jcole sexual sexual voices than you sound like Ken

kff I'm trying to give an accurate depiction of my story you're like zaddy

I'm getting really tired why are you going to come and like oh you better believe I'm going to come anyway so I

get to the I get to the hotel I'm trying to tell a story I get to the hotel and I

walk in and I need a key to get upstairs at this place at this place

with no valet I'm like really front door desk [ __ ] uh so the guy gives me a key

I go upstairs I walk in to the room and and this is where things begin to

get like a bit awkward I walk into the room and it was only like enough room

for the door to open in the room it was a very tiny room and I walk in immediately facing a

bathroom and a very narrow wall that lasted for about a foot and then it was

a bed wow and that was the room fancy the bed was on a floor of course it was were

you in Peter's apartment the bed not not of course it was not the bed frame was on the the bed you going the

man was this when you were [ __ ] Soma that's why you want to say your name very F I never allegedly allegedly

allegedly never had sex with somebody Reese that was alleged um the bed is on

a [ __ ] floor in a hotel room in a in a in a hotel that don't have a valet in New York [ __ ] City can you give me

this cross street and it's bad [ __ ] there it's like right by Marquee I think you

[ __ ] up it is right by Marquee cuz I parked by Marquee why is this bad [ __ ] in this

[ __ ] tiny ass room with the [ __ ] mattress on the Flor got to save her Joe this is where you come in take his cape

so I sit down mhm and there's like a 4in

TV on the wall but it's a bit staticky I think there was a game on at this time

or some [ __ ] I'm like uh my is that the TV and she's like oh yeah oh you don't

have you don't say anything wrong this room at all huh all your [ __ ] sound the same yeah well that's my I'm like you should in my head I'm

like this [ __ ] sees nothing wrong with inviting me to this room we got to show her a better world what you a classy hoe

you can't just [ __ ] her on the floor no I wasn't even a a [ __ ] I was there to see if I wanted to [ __ ] and that room

didn't make me want to [ __ ] so having to think quickly on your toes I said darn

it got to make a run man my mom man my mom I forgot what [ __ ] [ __ ] I

told her but I said you know what I'll be back I'll be back you be you going to be up do you think she still in the

hotel do you have to leave Daddy I don't think she called you D I

got to go man so I get out of there and I never felt more [ __ ] joy to be away

from a beautiful goddess because that's how this [ __ ] look like a beautiful [ __ ]

goddess so I leave there I go on to my night to go [ __ ] with some hoes whatever and like a man because I'm a

man a few hours later you went back I went back oh my God I thought I went

back because I'm a man with a penis and I was there for a [ __ ] job and if I couldn't do it the first time and dog G

stop looking at me we're going to double back a second time and really show this [ __ ] all right let's change the voice

[ __ ] bosses we're going to let her know Daddy's back baby [ __ ] burn your

knees on the floor so so I go back and now it's pitch black all the lights

are out she's ready to go so now I'm bumping in this [ __ ] cuz I'm clumsy uh and then she takes my hand and

she guides me to the floor I mean to the bed guides me to to the floor bed or the

air mattress or whatever the [ __ ] it was in this hotel right and she takes my clothes off okay

I think we're going too far now well where did you think this story was going I don't know but I don't think I want to

you think my clothes would be on yeah okay so then you [ __ ] and no listen listen you're touching me and you're telling me about she takes my uh be glad

I'm touching you uh so she takes my clothes off she takes her clothes off right and then she begins to do her

[ __ ] girly [ __ ] all over me that she's doing right but I'm a [ __ ] anal OCD having Virgo in my head so this

[ __ ] is on top of me she's kissing all over me she's looking at me play and all the [ __ ] and she's tall so it's like it felt like like a tarantula was on top of

me like I felt like Dr Octopus I felt trapped why is this [ __ ] 6' s [ __ ] b

you in the glove I'm already in this tiny room why do she have her [ __ ]

spider sayaa wasn't that tall I'm telling you this [ __ ] was like tall like if this [ __ ] put her arms and legs

from around you you will have to try to jiggle to [ __ ] get from underneath this hole but anyway so she's on top of

me you're [ __ ] up the fancy all I can think in my head is well one Jesus this

[ __ ] is tall and two this is so not the room to have sex in like and I don't

think you understand this is one of the women that you would want to make an impression on if you were to

[ __ ] like you would want like I I wasn't wasting my good

sealas I wasn't wasting my [ __ ] good Viagra on this [ __ ] ho so anyway the

lights are out she's on top of me she's doing whatever she's doing she [ __ ] sits on top of it and

instantly you come I said in my head anyway I said why am I

here right now and why am I [ __ ] this girl in this tiny [ __ ] room was Role

Play you just went into it so now I say you know what I'm going to give it a shot and my dick is like on a [ __ ]

six as far as hardness goes like medium yeah yeah it's it's a little wob it's a

little floppy disc it's a little floppy disc I don't care if yall judge me I'll [ __ ] all of you Cape man uh it's a little floppy

disc but we get it in there this is getting graphic and I'm uncom and now because I thought it was me at first but

then once you floppy what listen fellas fellas know once you get in as your floppy what if you get in floppy disc oh

now you're the incredible H oh it's on now [ __ ] I was going to grow inside of you and you going to feel it right so

that happened like my dick was rock hard bad [ __ ] Insider tiny room tarantula Dr

Octopus woman on top of me right it might have been the worst [ __ ] I ever felt in my entire life like this

vagina was match the room used like no

walles this vagina has traveled it was like throwing a hot dog down a

hallway worse worse throwing a pencil down a airplane so I don't want to be

the awkward guy to say so I don't want to be the awkward guy to say [ __ ] this

vagina is not it well now it matches the room yeah she just wanted to match the

aesthetic so now what I'm if I'll have to be perfectly honest I don't even remember how this sex

ended uh but when it ended I tried to leave did you do fake

come I don't think I came pulled out I couldn't have came I have to ask her if

I came I don't think I came oh you're still in contact with her no but I have I could be okay I don't think I came and

I spent the night I did oh my God you really put you were dedicated to this situation you live in New Jersey I give

you the same spee you judged me and my [ __ ] was a lot nicer I was in a beautiful

Hotel I had four rooms in that one room thing there was like four bathrooms in

that [ __ ] I was ashamed I didn't I I didn't know if I was I didn't know

who I could tell I didn't know I like no one would believe me did you cuddle with her no cudd [ __ ] was a twin Med no I

didn't [ __ ] cuddle I'm a real [ __ ] you know he cuddled you cudd cudd she too tall to cuddle the [ __ ] lay on her

[ __ ] stomach cuddling with tall [ __ ] [ __ ] out of here tall [ __ ] so

anyways but I'm a morning person so spending the night if you go to bed at 3:00 I'm I'm up by 6:00 I'm getting dressed [ __ ] the sun was coming up I

was out of there I was that [ __ ] was sleep while I was did they have a uh continental breakfast

downstairs did you pick up a bagel no I did get a coffee I was really pissed our hotel in Oakland didn't have a I did get

a coffee but uh damn I don't remember how that story even came up now I don't I was wondering the whole had set

getting set up it was what getting set up and going to so all I could think

when I left there was see this is exactly why I don't [ __ ] [ __ ] in

their domain yeah cuz [ __ ] don't know what the [ __ ] they doing yeah I don't

like to have people in my house either though because I realize how boring my house is with no cable and no food and nothing to do at all well you don't like

people and you don't have cable so you shouldn't have company yeah I never do some people shouldn't have company I

don't like company you shouldn't you shouldn't have company and if you're going to have company your house should be set up for company and if you're

there it's not set up for I have Netflix so I have that going for me good for you

yeah but I mean that could be something to do with company but I don't like company I don't like people touching my [ __ ] I don't like the movie my pictures

Netflix and mouth Netflix and mouth what she got Netflix in no C what do you think she's doing over there she don't

she don't watch movies or nothing I don't have guests at my house period except for last night yeah well that didn't count line comes

mine I have a story that I've never told a soul in my life so I'm going to tell it on a podcast that 50,000 people

listen to No but wait should we save it for next week like should we start no it has it's kind of like yours should we start a segment like story time with us

o I have so many yeah we can but I I'll tell this one I have other stories all right let's he um all right I was at the label that we previously spoke about I

was maybe 20 years old this was a long long long long all right so that was this year all right cuz we're always

like 14 so so now we went uh a potential artist that they wanted to sign he was somewhat welln came in

for a meeting he brought a whole group of people with him uh cuz he was from the land as myty would put it oh [ __ ]

I'm from 216 thanksa all right so uh my

boss at the time says hey can you take them out cuz they were all my age this Cy um and I was like I'm not even

21 but I know a bar that I can get all them into so it's clearly not Ross cuz he's the boss and he's also not from

Cleveland so there's that so we get to the bar it's a a large group uh there's a few women there so I'm talking to

everybody trying to be like a responsible employee all right one of the girls is cute I thought she was with

the rapper but then I realized she wasn't when she started giving me some Rhythm M so we're going back and forth

to the bar I'm 20 years old so I think what I'm saying is smooth I'm sure it was cheating on your girlfriend at the time I'm sure I was not in a

relationship at 20 years old oh kind of like you're not in one now yeah I'm never in a relationship single as a

dollar bill got it bro uh so fast forward they want to leave because they have to get up and do [ __ ] in the

morning she says oh let me get your number I'll be here for next few days I feel I like story is better when the

other people get like a voice like we need to do a voice for her I don't like your voice as her

voice okay so they leave I stay at the bar cuz I had some other friends he

doesn't give a [ __ ] about what you want right so what did the girl say I'll do myself what did the girl say just now in that story she said let me get your

number I'll be here for a few more days let me get your number I'll be I'll be here for few days hey white zaddy hey white boy zaddy why don't you

do your you why don't you do me do yourself a favor and slide me those digits and you were 20 so

you I just I just came 2011 973 all right so go ahead so you

bad thirsty or 908 732 what [Music] up you were uh yeah all right so then

she texts me immediately and says here's the address to my hotel if you're doing anything

later hey oh yeah no you do it hey Daddy

here's the address to my hotel was a text mess I don't like her voice either I don't like your your voice sounds like

me exactly so me being 20 hey white boy I met

earlier if you want to come get [ __ ] by a real [ __ ] you want to get [ __ ] with 1900

bit wait wait wait you sound just like hey white boy from earlier if you want to [ __ ] with a real [ __ ] that's one all

right so go ahead and you like okay love real [ __ ] I'll be there tonight all right oh my God we have so much a common

so I take the train there like a lame I don't even cab it like a loser you are cuz I'm 20 you have like a condom in

your pocket and like l no he have a condom on he put the

condom all right I'll be right there so you put the condom on soft and

now you're headed on the train over there with the condom got it all right what else uh so I get to the lobby and I say boy this thing is

tight it's cuz I have a 12in dick all right it's like I'm put in your all

right all right everyone relax come on man I you interrup but I'm

want to Edge my seat I get to the lobby I say yo no rush but I'm downstairs you text that mhm

okay no rush all right she took that pretty literally all right so two hours later me now at 25 would realize it was

a bit fishy that it took her like 20 minutes to come down but I was like oh maybe she getting ready maybe she had to

shave our box something lotion up maybe light some candles cuz I'm a piece

um so we go up it's a nice hotel there there's a bed frame Lu lucky you some

walking room upon entering so she goes into the bathroom it was like straight out of a [ __ ] movie slips into

something more comfortable and then comes to the door frame like all right so she took her Tims off she took her

Tims off and put on what some ugs some sliders sliders so uh she gets right to it right

to what I don't know starts taking my pants off and starts performing fellatio why are we getting so much Graphics from

you to today I thought that was a clinical term actually it is but falatio

yeah just cuz you say it every single hour in day what I don't say faltio every day so this is where it goes left

she's giving me head and puts a gun to your face and I give

it you just got ja I can I least get

my this is great wait this is where goes

left give up on [ __ ] good you [ __ ] ass [ __ ] don't go to straight just go tell tell that you really showed up you

[ __ ] [ __ ] ass [ __ ] you dead now [ __ ] all right all right got it so let's remember uh the scenario here

she's with a rapper mhm all his goon friends and like two [ __ ] and this I

didn't add this up in my [ __ ] head I see the bathroom door opening oh it's

lit oh man she had to pee she no she was still sucking di

sucking my dick oh she had a pee well she was sucking a dick multitasking

walk with me I just got to sit on the you can just stand right stand right in front of me I got it all right the

bathroom door is opening we should do like sound effects in the background so you do you do the creek I'll do like the no I'm the voice person you be the dog

okay wait so wait the sound okay I can do all the sounds at the same time I don't want to

hear just that fast you're fired from being the sound person wait [ __ ] I said

to do a door opening and you started sucking air dick why is myty sucking air

dick for the door opening I want to pain the my that wasn't the perfect picture oh my

God you're you're fine don't do any more sound I'm not prepared go just go ahead

she's lost her job so I immediately look oh wait I would be the sound in the voice

okay oh that's a door opening yes oh my God no that was me about to bust a nut

why you don't even know how a door open sounds why I have doors just Uber doors

all right go ahead uh and out comes a gentleman holding an iPad like he's

filming oh come on Ross oh now you're in a really so I immediately push the bitch's

head off of me like you real and she goes no no no no no no the guy's like no

no no no chill chill this is my wife chill chill chill you stream said this is my wife we do

this all the time oh thanks for the heads up bro my I'm sitting here with my

pants at my an my dick is hard and I'm staring at an iPad that her husband is

holding he was hiding in the bathroom the whole time why is your dicks too hard I me you know I popped the seal for

she's 20 yeah I'm 20 and getting his dick up see she [ __ ] young people are idiots this guy's getting his dick

sucked in the hotel the door done a bathroom door done open and he got gun pointed at him with his dick hard oh my

God what's going on in this room let me get a nut first all right so you didn't nut yet no and what do you do at this

point uh they're trying to calm me down and explain to me that they're husband and wife and they do this all the time

he's like nah no Noah you can [ __ ] her I said give me that [ __ ] iPad I delete the photo or not the photo the video on

there and run not walk run the [ __ ] out of that are your pants at your ankles did you pull them up yes I pulled them

up at this point okay now this is very important here since we are doing a podcast uh wife and husband that are in

this story if you are listening I would love to speak to you I would love if we

could find these people so I could I think it's going to be as easy as Delta and wait and wait a minute see it's

y'all fa y'all wasn't dealing with no real ass [ __ ] y'all dealing with Rory I'm into some freaky [ __ ] too hey you

can watch me I'll [ __ ] your wife mhm I will in front of you I mean it's cool but like give you the [ __ ] heads up

like before if they would have like brought this up at the bar and like gave me a backstory and not creeped out of

the bathroom when I had my dick out of a strange man I don't know if I'm going to be as calm and cool as you are right now

I'm going to get the [ __ ] out of there cuz there could be three other gentlemen in there oh then it's super lit it's

with booms and lighting and [ __ ] you know what if there anybody else in that bathroom better come out cuz I'm about

to come and be out you're about to miss a whole show get the good angles bro I've never

I've never told that story to a soul what that's a great story I would have told someone immediately as I left I would have called like six people that's

cuz you tell everything um but wait now damn I just had something to ask this guy so wait after that story you still

go to bitch's houses to to [ __ ] yeah ones that I know how do you know them oh

please y the word no it's all relevant yeah yeah come on with no yeah I know I

follow them for years I I go to your house and you have guns so I don't have any guns uh Austin where we at on time

uh yeah I got to beat this I got to go oh well I will tell you uh why I think I

did get some [ __ ] from his wife that night well not [ __ ] some head cuz you real cuz they knew one day I was going

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good times it was uh football let's end with some football football the Giants

won won last night the Giants won last night the Giants really [ __ ] pissed me off they're supposed to add his division in the bag they're supposed to

clean us up ages ago but of course they didn't because you guessed it they're the Giants so they beat the uh Dolphins

yesterday you don't get a a [ __ ] uh cookie from me for beating the Dolphins the Dolphins suck ass but uh Eli looked

great he only missed like four passes Odell is Odell uh it might be time to start inserting him into the top five

wide receiver conversation it might be I bet he does do a lot of inserting hello

uh I mean I think on a scale of 1 to 10 that was like a four funny I don't know yeah I don't think it was as funny as

joke that's all the talk is everybody keeps calling Odell gay someone put on

Twitter the caption was shorty had on they showed an apple oh the Apple

they showed a picture of Odo Beckham and then they showed a picture of jeans so

she was wearing apple bottom jeans he's a bottom that's way funnier

than the joke I just made gay he's a gay I'd have to see it see it myself I don't

think Odell's gay I don't either why is this a topic every time wait what did you say wait you sent

us that stupid ass meme in the group chat today Adele Beckham Jr Odell with

Odell's hair and and beats headful but anyway Odell had a great [ __ ] Eli had

a great game they have the Carolina Panthers next week uh Philly D not

Dallas Philly uh Washington and the Giants are tied at 6 and seven um and

everyone has a better record in the division than the Giants um if the Giants are going to do something they

need to beat Carolina this week and let me just make a prediction here I'm going

out on the limb yep I'm going to go out on the limb I'm I'm comfortable with it Greg Olsson

is hurt and they got some more [ __ ] banged up over there and I don't know if Carolina needs these last three games

no I got him losing to the Giants this week I don't think that's farfetched I got him losing to the Giants this is

that type of season where where the Giants end up winning the Super Bowl with a [ __ ] record yeah yeah the

Giants who should have beat The Undefeated Patriots um I think we get our protic Justice this week and we beat

the Carolina Panthers they have to win that game if they want to win the division um and a lot of people are

getting hurt out there but uh FanDuel you can play uh I had Eli last

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we got a couple of weeks left uh until we get to the playoffs uh I want to say go Giants I want to say go Nicks even

though I I'm petitioning for Derek fiser to lose his job I want him out of here I'm I'm done I've seen enough

I don't know what he's doing he's got one minute somebody's in the do next minute they're the first person Off the Bench the [ __ ] we can't the we can't

start a game to save our lives don't get me St on Nicks I'll talk about the Knicks later uh and yeah I think that's it we I think we have it I want to thank

uh our lovely in studio audience Round of Applause for them that's from you guys Round of Applause for them the in

Studio A cameras I thought maybe they had sound bites that we could open his cape and have a [ __ ] Applause Buton

studio audience in his [ __ ] Cape uh this was wonderful I want to thank our great and amazing engineer Austin in

there we never thank Austin so it's good to thank Austin right El and ant for putting all these cameras in front of our face is great put all these cameras

in front of our face where's a oh he's in there

hey and we're R look at these people they're so happy that they get to [ __ ] leave finally first smile

filming people talking so this was great I will see you beautiful people next

week same time same place Oni podcast later I'm blowing this joint I don't

have anything bet no I'm not blowing this joint hey yo hella nasty lit uh one