All The Tails

y'all can't relate don't worry about it

i asked these gentlemen some questions

on the way earparks would you ask

we were listening to a song i forgot

what song it was uh

and oh it was sunshine anderson heard it

all before

sure and she was tall mountain yeah

classic record dude cheated on her and

she was on uh

him [ __ ] in the same bed and abby you

must have feeling about your hell that

[ __ ]

messing up my sheets and i was singing

along and i looked to the side at my

experienced brevan over here

and i'm like yo y'all ever did that

y'all ever did that and they said what

and i said y'all ever uh

cheated in your bed like you and her bed

y'all's bad

i never have yeah that's bad ballsy and

that's the same thing i said

yeah i said he never did that that is a

ballsy move yeah

now i it's a difference

respectfully yeah that's a different

thing like

like this is like popping her sister or

something like it's a different level of

disrespect before and you've never

done that all right let me introduce

this spot uh what episode is this

episode what

440 what 443 are we keeping it pushing

welcome to episode 443 of the joe budden

podcast i'm your humble gracious

grateful and highly favorite host joe

budden

here with a few really cool people parks

is here erab is here alex is here

ish is here isis here savannah's here

and whoever else is here

if i introduce them they'll think they

can just talk without a microphone

how's everybody doing how's everybody

feeling i told ice

no you just maybe haven't lived with

a whole bunch of girlfriends is that the

case

he has not lived with a whole bunch of

girlfriends that part is true but i

don't think even if i have

i'm not cheating that way you gotta

cheat respectfully give me the fattest

way

each of you have cheated then since all

of y'all are such [ __ ] respectful man

shout out to our women audience

out there our lady listenership out

there

close friend relative

yeah that's about the phallus a cousin

or the same day

the same day move so none of you are the

respectful men that you're sitting here

pretending to be on the microphone

each of you have slept with a relative

double down at the family reunion the

[ __ ] are you talking about the eskimo

system

eskimos sisters and real sisters

future that's future you refer to all

the toxic

and funny you know nothing about hip-hop

until it's time to talk about a toxic

we're glad to know that you guys have

never done that no we haven't done one

yeah

yeah we haven't done that that's you got

it got it got it uh how's everybody

doing how are y'all feeling how was your

how was your weekend

i feel rejuvenated relaxing nice weekend

yeah it was a relaxing how was your

weekend in buffalo

parks it was great saw the family

chilled out it was shitty weather so we

couldn't really do a lot but you know

hung out got some food okay had some

drinks regular [ __ ]

it's always great i do have a confession

to make that may uh jeopardize my

backpacker card

oh 402 dog album that that olivia

rodrigo album is pretty hard man

olivia rodrigo she's like a little teeny

bopper uh pop star she has a song

driver's license

[Music]

it's over for you man that was good i

don't know what you want me to say

let me just do the drive

no we're not gonna let him just get away

with that driver's license though

um that's not the best song better well

i'm not i don't have anything to say but

i'm hard up there i don't know i don't

know i don't know this person she's

uh i think she was on like a disney show

they've been putting her in every press

in

snl skit since her single came out so

she's definitely industry plant-ish

but uh well i didn't care to know about

it

that was pretty good man well what do

you

know okay so you just heard this song is

that how you got i heard the album uh

rem had it and uh

my other friend was like yeah let's do

it and then my sister liked it

he was like a girl what forces you to do

listen listen it's not me

parks pandas beyonce oh she puts on some

music and i like it i'll say what is

that and she'll say oh it's this girl

and i'll say oh no [ __ ]

well good for her shout out to this

young lady i'm sure

we don't have to shout her out cause

she's like a [ __ ] superstar already

so but we could say hi

we could introduce ourselves sure hi

congratulations on the

uh on your superstardom this yeah good

for you i meant to ask y'all last week i

just wasn't here if y'all seen justin

bieber with his godsons his two black

god sons

you serious all right i'm gonna say i

was right

y'all was right

i'm only asking y'all if y'all saw it he

posted a picture with his god children

with a beautiful caption that said oh i

love

black guy children i don't see that

that's what i read i'm not talking about

doubles

i gotta see this we're not talking about

it no more i'm gonna come on tomorrow

don't worry about it

if that happened i'm i'm rolling never

say no like that in his life

man

all right all right bro i can admit when

i was wrong about something

yo come on let's move on here come on

come on welcome

yeah yo fam come on we're not doing it

hey put up the hip-hop [ __ ] i didn't

want to talk about

can you put up the hip-hop mountain

brush

that i didn't want to discuss 18 minutes

in we'll get started

hip-hop hip-hop mount rushmore you guys

have been firing punches ass up

over his mount rushmore uh uh tweet

so he he expounded he went further

and he has given us a mount rushmore

of hip-hop from 86th to present day

i will quickly try to go through it and

hopefully i don't have to give

any information about it

86 to 90. big daddy came rock him charis

one

ll cool j undeniable

90-94 ice cube snoop yeah we have to

refer to ish on all of it

yeah yeah yeah let him rock out ninety

to ninety four ice cream

snoop dogg chuck d scarface not bad at

it it's not mad at that

94 to 98 tupac

jay-z nas big

yeah not better no debate from me uh

98-02 eminem dmx nelly and ja rule

okay 0206 kanye 50 lil wayne the game

2006 to 2010 he has tigz ludacris and

rick ross

still okay yeah

i don't know if ludacris should go right

there i don't know if i don't know who

the question goes right there

um that's my first debate ludicrous

who would you replace when did move

[ __ ] come out oh six

when did one minute man come out with

missy was that 06

i know southern hospitality came out

before that

yeah move came out oh one

yeah well i know move act the fool is o3

yeah area codes is before ludicrous this

is

run is is before this yeah so

that's where damn they tricked me into

giving an opinion on this

um who would you replace with that i'm

not sure yet

i don't even like i don't like x being

in 98 to o2

why not because this ron was before that

no was it no

his first album was 98 97 an idiot

two in the same year they don't matter

it's the same [ __ ] yeah it's the same

[ __ ]

all right uh tiggy little chris rick

ross uh 2010 to 2014 we have drake

kendrick nikki and

j cole not mad yet again yeah i'm not

mad

2014 to 2018 we have future young thug

chance the rapper and

travis scott no yeah i'm arguing this

i'm not

i'm not rolling with that i'm arguing

this i'm not rolling with the one after

that either

i'm arguing this oh future should be

there

future's there should be there travis

scott should be there chance is my man

but i'm not putting him here

and and i'll be honest with you let me

finish this out first

18 the present cardi b little baby the

baby and rowdy rich

i won't say anything about the president

but back to that 2014 eight to

2018. big sean in from 2010 to 2020

his name has to be said somewhere hey

you all figure out where it needs to be

set at

i said that's not it's not my job i

agree with

but there are arguments to be made as to

why

he may not be there for people

big sean has sold too many records for

you to argue against

he's featured on too many big joints

consistently

he's dropped big records consistently

and he's made

great albums this entire decade so i get

that he gets caught between that

kendrick cole drake and whatever that

next tier is of wale and whoever may be

there

but big sean has to go somewhere

no i think league sean is going there

before i put chance the rapper there

sorry sorry chance you know i love you

from the show

now while they got to be up there too

and i don't have any beef about uh

and wait a minute no no no no no if i

say that about big sean

i have to say it about migos too sorry

but i'm sorry he's putting groups that's

the only reason why i let that slide

it looks like there's no groups up there

there's no yeah okay because it's the

mountain brush more and that might be

only reasonable because i'm look that

was the first thing i didn't put a

picture of p up there then damn it or

coach k

or something put somebody logo yeah

yeah i don't think you could talk about

the last decade without talking about

migos

yeah that's true i agree with that this

isn't that right

only thing two that's the bad part

because i know they want to include a

bunch of jokers

and give everybody just do some of these

names should be mentioned twice

exactly you took them right out of my

mouth drake has to be on the air

for more than four years jay got to be

on there for more than four years

like that 98 the o2 jay-z has to be

there

y'all a name and people that i think if

they did an overall mount

rushmore there's our argument for so

i don't have any i don't have any debate

there uh [ __ ] up that they put a put

punch under so much pressure that he had

to do this

but but for him to do this on the on the

fly like that

i'm really not mad at it and i do like

breaking it down by generations

that's always been my thing right you

can't outside of maybe

one or two artists where you can say

greatest everything has got to be

generational man you can't

you can't really argue that neither i'm

not gonna argue

look at the talent up there god i love

it goodness gracious listen

parks told us about his weekend

how was jamaica man yeah come on come on

come on

well i need to first off come on i need

a vacation from the vacation oh yeah

[Music]

all right we've all went on a vacation

with a significant other right

yeah okay have you went

on the vacation with the significant

other that wants to do everything um

yes that's all that's all of them that's

something that's some tiring [ __ ] yeah

why do you want to do this

damn it's eight o'clock don't wait it's

eight o'clock in the morning

we just went to bed no i don't want to

get up and go do anything

but you did you did i did that bro i ate

so much grass

that's your norm no no no no diet no no

you're vegetarian that's your teeth

way more grass i was looking at myself

like you have issues i'm hearing

so many stories of men going on

vacations with women and

not really having the best time well

it's i had fun but it's it wasn't my

it wasn't it wasn't your idea of fun

it's not what you would do

like sleep it's just not this is what

happened for like a day

right but you spend money to go

somewhere right

right you can sleep at home no i can't

now you gotta i mean you got a small

child now but again if you are on

vacation you could sleep at home

so it's kind of like yo you want to take

advantage of all this [ __ ] because them

four days five days

go like that in the blink of an eye yes

that's some [ __ ] everybody can't

sleep at home okay i'm just you get my

point

like yo you coming here to do [ __ ] you

can do at home let's explore the island

let's see where we got it

that's just i guess can we just have

some fun with the topic

dawg i've had the same arguments i'm

playing devil's advocate

is this is the problem ice for men if we

go on vacation

if we do solely what's in our hearts it

really would be to just lie around

chill travel i would just drink [ __ ]

now the problem is the girls won't let

us go by ourselves cause they think that

we're gonna [ __ ]

way more than we actually want to [ __ ]

that is true so they come along

and just start inserting activities

you know let's go parallel

i did parasailing oh [ __ ] i went scuba

diving i can't swim

and went scuba diving they gave you a

little floaties all right

my man was like put your face under the

water but get me out this boat

i did all the [ __ ] that i would

never do for every vacation that you

take with your girl

it should equate to uh

every two vacations you take for your

girl should be one pop-up that you get

to just do on a girl's trip

i don't want to go on a girl it will

hurt i want her to go on a girl's night

it's fun time out you said pop-up what

that means like show up to where your

girl is vacationing with her friends

unannounced i'm not doing no no no

announcing oh no okay no

hit the girl group chat and be that girl

now hey y'all

eric eric eric weiling again

he said he gonna just be out there too

yeah and then i'm out there

is y'all on the jet skis and me

nah yeah

that's not fun that's not fun at all i

haven't done it

i thought you did that before

you literally did that before

no i haven't done that before

but i don't believe if i if you no i'm

40. i'm going to vault virgo

virgo now but if i was not evolved right

go ahead and go on the girls trip and

i'ma give me a two-week

runway to be mad about it

i'm gonna have an attitude the whole

time you're gone sorry

why though cause we can't do the same

thing because i don't

i i don't like the double standard that

exists that's true

that's why wait we're not allowed to

take guys trips no

we're not allowed to take guys trips

anywhere we're not crazy

anywhere i've never tried don't don't

it's not worth it look i don't know rem

like that but i don't know if she's

gonna just

like i said she won't even let me go to

my hometown alone

well you know you ain't going to [ __ ]

aruba alone

what part of new york you from uh elmira

new york

upstate yeah three four hours all right

so you can't go to elmira

yeah imagine saying baby emma going over

here to save bart's for the

[ __ ] no imagine yo me and the fellas

you're going to dr for the weekend what

folks

what fellas dr huh

yo real quick this weekend we talking

about planning a guys trip we're all

going to dr

spur at a moment it's about six of us

just guys though

this weekend yeah too short noticed

how much notice do you need uh as much

as he needs because when i

gotta go

get that man some grass

[Music]

hello

no no this is regular hi hi what you

were saying i don't want to silence

anybody

oh good when i told you it was sonya's

birthday and we were supposed to go

somewhere for her birthday i'm like

we're thinking if it's a quick trip just

do miami

it was a week in advance and he was like

nah i'm not feeling that that's too

short notice you can't just pop up and

tell me you go to miami

you know your hot ass friends and

o-o-o-o oh damn

that's how you gave it up joe so now i'm

gonna tell now i'm gonna tell the truth

and i'm gonna put it on patreon and make

[ __ ] pay for it

i'm gonna tell the truth now i'm gonna

tell the truth to my friends while

you're on the phone

you ready yup she said

yo babe would mean a lot to me if you

come out to the cheer competition

all my friends go on my kids so i flew

out there guess who was there her best

friend

okay we go out to dinner night one her

best friend having a blast

night two go to dinner all the friends

kiki chummy chummy all hanging around

kids

24 7 for a whole weekend kids we're

doing mad family extracurricular [ __ ]

we're at the vending machines we're

buying hot chocolate ice cream all types

of

sucker [ __ ] i'm out there doing right

right beautiful three days

monday leave bye y'all by

tuesday night this one yo

it's on your birthday you mean sonya i

was just wit

uh yeah you mean wait wait wait wait

wait excuse me excuse me excuse me

you mean someone i was just with had

dinner with

kiki chummy chummy we talked about

everything under the [ __ ] sun

except except this birthday weekend

that's friday

i have a part to do when you go start a

pod and tell the truth

so i love you all right gotta go talk to

you soon bye

don't believe him don't believe me

[Laughter]

good advice no

that seemed like some more patreon stuff

do we have to release this belief

no i'm not rolling out that there's no

way

no way i'm with you yeah i'm with you on

that one fam

that's why i do [ __ ] like that that's

why yeah no

now i'm a fake man i ain't really mad

about nothing but the [ __ ] you be trying

to get off

why are you playing playing i

i'd have a problem [ __ ] ruth chris for

everybody porterhouses all around

no no no no no no sorry

sorry courtesy of the god yeah

he had to man you had to i mean no doubt

can we finish talking about everyone's

weekend 33 minutes in

please i said he went no

we don't care come on i'm done with

y'all i'm done with you

i'm done with y'all enough about y'all

friday night was that friday night

friday night

saturday night stepped out huh bane back

touched the city went to caroline's i

saw donnell rollins round of applause

for him friends of the show

great guy great guy uh he was hilarious

all the comedians there were hilarious

uh everybody in new york just felt like

they were excited to be out

i was damn near packed most of the

people vaccinated

uh and all of the jokes were really

funny coming off of quarantine and

covert and pandemic and blah blah blah

blah blah

it was really funny and i was the only

one in there with a mask and i was

sitting right underneath the

i was in the right on the stage the

first seat on the stage boy did he have

fun with me being the only one with the

mask

he didn't know me he said oh i know why

you were in a man's thing i said all

right

start you got to chill you have to relax

but he was really funny and i took it

down uh

and last night we just ran around went

to uh went to melody old stomping

grounds

shout out shout out to them over there

shout out to the whole uh styami

yeah man had a blast went to starlets

open melody was nice

melody was nice man it was in there it

was good there's couples

couples in there people celebrating like

that people feeling good

felt good to be out felt good to hear

some music different sets djs like it

was good

let's get some uh chicken wings and

buffalo wings nice it was cool

uh and then i went open starlets left

there went to the other uh secret strip

club spot

and now that's going to be interesting

to watch i know we were joking about

strip clubs how they play out right

the secret joints yeah nah cause there's

a market for them now no

they're

opening back up now into a new society

a new society that figured out how to

survive

either working remotely uh working

covertly right discreetly like however

you had to get by

so here we go starlet's open tonight

and this is just this is just applicable

across the board but

starlets it was interesting because i

went in there and they had a great crowd

in there

it was a great great great crowd in

there and they had some cool girls in

there

but nobody was really throwing money hmm

where's in the where's i walked in at 1

15.

that's maybe 30 minutes from prime time

right 1 45

2 a.m that's the time you went to

starland yes okay that's gonna make sure

and

no one was throwing money that now

that's not to say anybody was broke

no yeah but it just wasn't the movie the

height is up

yet energy is up yeah so it's still new

i think too though listen buddy so i

left there and what i noticed was it was

monday so maybe they had their monday

night girls working

it was hot and you don't even know now

coming back into the world who the

monday tuesday wednesday thursday you

don't know who works where this new girl

you ain't met nobody

you don't know [ __ ] you learn it but

they had a monday night crew and their

crew that you would soon be working on a

monday

left there maybe 10 minutes later went

to the secret spot on fire heavy hitters

everywhere

on fire heavy hitters everywhere forget

about what the money looked like forget

about what the customers

look like all of the girls that maybe

work on a friday

saturday somewhere was in the [ __ ]

secret spot i assume nobody to be around

because it's a holiday [ __ ] is out of

town

girls is traveling vacationing but no

and all the men in there

money raining money raining raining

non-stop

did not stop they had to put me to a

table in the back

somewhere which was great because i want

to be low i'm not i'm not here to spend

like that tonight

but they was and i said oh this is going

to be interesting to watch we have to

watch this

we have to watch how this plays out with

who will the clubs be able to attract

back under those rules i'm sure that

they'll start squash

watching the house

you got to be here before 11 if you want

to do this

hey you only get to actually go on the

stage and do three little dances

like all of those rules these girls in

the secret spots for the past however

many months

is queens of the castle they customers

they money they the stripper dancer

bartender

whatever man they everything they're

getting it too much so you know what's

going to happen

they're going to start wrapping yeah

they're gonna start telling that's

exactly what's gonna happen they're

gonna start telling

they're gonna start telling on these

secret spots they're gonna start getting

them shut down and they're gonna force

them to come back let's try

this yep think about this as the club

owners

liquor license business is i was about

to say that look big business in new

york the secret spots is me and my man

and them

we going to costco's bj's whatever

buying casa zul

and we selling that [ __ ] we buying it

wholesale we selling that [ __ ] in the

club at a crazy markup right all that

money comes to us whereas before

starlets get to peace you know what i'm

saying everybody gets a piece now this

our bread coming in

i went to um old girl in them spot they

were selling [ __ ]

uh castles for 700 they had it in the

car and had to go get some more bottles

out the car and bring them upstairs

yeah you know what i'm saying so again

now i got to split that money with the

club

right now we're going to hold it and not

only that you can't just

well you're not supposed to you can't

just have the bottle in the in the car

and we go get them out

it's supposed to be ordered they got to

keep track of that [ __ ] when they get

yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah but

it's just a whole bun

buy by now yeah when it's your [ __ ]

though you know you bought 40 bottles at

costco's

i'm bringing them [ __ ] in

selling them also i don't want to go

back to the club and from the product

also you got uh

the fight for scheduling and i'm not

going to stay on this for

too long i don't think but it's a really

interesting topic for me

the fight for scheduling is so many

women now you opening up the clubs with

the liquor license there has to be a

waiting list

right and before before the pandemic it

was kind of

let me know the elephant in the room of

how people get on the schedule

for certain nights so now there's an

influx

is everybody trying to get on the

schedule so now let's say you scheduled

one of the girls but her partner her

best friend you didn't schedule her

well wait at the secret spot i can walk

in with my own girls

get this money and go right home i'm

walking in with my roommate and going

home with my roommate i feel safe i feel

secure

you're not just controlling [ __ ] anymore

i know it seemed like we talking about

strip clubs

where we talking about entrepreneurship

yeah no doubt

and i mean maybe even broader than just

entrepreneurial uh what's the word

entrepreneurship

maybe not because so many people just

lost their job

regular working people just lost their

job and was forced into entrepreneurial

[ __ ] right so now you got a whole bunch

of people that's that's been home for

nine

ten months saying all right i was

playing by your rules

but now i have to adapt because your

rules failed us

so now that the world is opening back am

i coming in to play by your rules

or am i implementing some of my own

here well i think people we we've been

seeing it

just we we had this discussion a couple

months a couple episodes ago about how

why why number up in there they're

paying

up in their pay because they can't get

anybody to work they've been forced so

what's starting to happen is people is

realizing yo the power is kind of on my

side

if if if none of us is doing it [ __ ]

gotta change it force jokers to be

more entrepreneurial driven like i know

somebody my

homegirl she said from march to january

she made 90 grand in the stock market

that's an avenue she would have never

explored had she not been at home she

was forced to stay home

and she was like yo i'm in here going

crazy i'm on the gram just taking tips

from jokers on the gram she made 90

grand in nine months now how are you

going to tell that person to get up and

go back to work exactly right

again you're going to have a hard time

you talked about it last episode all

them little cryptocurrency jokers going

out buying g-wagons

like fam i'm not going back to your job

making

whatever an hour no more right like i've

been forced to find a way and i found

one

yeah and a lot of people found it yeah

that's it

it ain't like just a couple yeah i seen

all kind of businesses you know crypto

everybody popping up one way or another

just getting it

listen they just made it through the nba

players

they they start getting in their little

group chat saying i think the season too

long

and magically the season shortened 10

days 10 games right

the season was too low they cut it

versus the nfl players saying yo i think

the season

is too long all right here's one more

game then

that's good that was nice it's a

different level of power yeah

it's a difference let's let's stay on

power and let's let's stay on this topic

with naomi osaka i'm

in the round of applause we love you

queen

we love you we love you naomi osaka

withdrawals from the french open to

priority

uh to prioritize her mental health

all right i'm gonna read this naomi

osaka

uh second greatest uh second greatest

tennis player in the world right now

ranked second says hey everyone this

isn't a situation i uh oh for the people

that are unaware

last week naomi osaka said that she

wasn't doing any press before the french

open to protect her mental health

uh and there was obviously a lot of

backlash behind it they find her

they bind her yeah they find herself but

i'm positive they did a lot more than

five years

we'll get into that shortly let me read

this she says hey everyone this isn't a

situation i ever imagined or intended

when i posted a few days ago

i think now the best thing for the

tournament the other players and my

well-being is that i withdraw so that

everyone can get back to focusing on the

tennis going on in paris

i never want it to be a distraction and

i accept that my timing was not ideal

and my message could have been clearer

more importantly i would never

trivialize mental health or use the term

lightly

the truth is that i have suffered long

bouts of depression since the u.s

open in 2018 and i have had a really

hard time coping with that

anyone that knows me knows i'm

introverted and anyone that has seen me

at the tournaments will notice that i'm

often wearing headphones

as that helps dull my social anxiety

though the tennis press has always been

kind to me

and i want to apologize especially to

all the cool journalists who i may have

heard

i am not a natural public natural

public speaker and get huge waves of

anxiety before i speak to the world's

media

i get really nervous and find it

stressful to always try to engage and

give you the best answers i can

so here in paris i was already feeling

vulnerable and anxious so i thought it

was better to exercise

self-care and skip the press conferences

i announced it preemptively because i do

feel like the rules are quite outdated

in parts and i wanted to highlight that

i wrote privately to the tournament

apologizing and saying that i would be

more than happy to speak with them after

the tournament

as the slams are intense i'm going to

take some time away

uh i'm gonna take some time away from

the court now but when the time is right

i would i really want to work with the

tour to discuss ways we can make things

better for the players

press and fans anyways hope you all are

doing well and staying safe love you

guys

i'll see you when i see you heart emoji

i wanted to

give her the respect of reading that in

full

because that's how important it was now

that's big to to be this is huge

brings that high and and put yourself

first

[Applause]

that's amazing that's it i can't think

of a time it's the same

i love these young people that don't

know nothing about what y'all was doing

before i was here but

right is right and wrong is wrong fam

the pressure that this young lady is

under one

two learn your value before they do

there you go

know your [ __ ] or someone else will know

it for you you think this young lady is

unaware of who she be

she know who she is she know what she

bring to this sport

she's tiger and she is it's a different

level of money too

it's a different level of money too fam

yes now you could do that

she has made 60 however many millions of

dollars but what have you all

made off of me no that's not worth my

happiness now we're sorry peace of mind

say negotiate happiness peace of mind

yeah all of that i'm not doing it i'm

not doing that so what i think happened

is

she's young and like she like she

announced she did this preemptively

which means nobody knew they said she's

made 300 mil

that fast stop playing with her damn

stop the listen the 23 that was in 2020

she made 300 million the 23 time that 23

times

grand slam elected almost 300 million

dollars during blah blah blah blah blah

look a 55 million dollar payday

last year listen google it on your own

the girl is caked up no and again so

which now

allows them to be more decisive

in their yeah path they're three hundred

million as opposed to athletes of

yesteryear like barclay and i was

getting

three mil right you know what i'm saying

if she doesn't announce this

preemptively and she actually

maybe tries to go about this behind the

scenes with a little more of a runway

i think they're they have no choice but

to acquiesce

i think they have no choice but to try

to change they don't have a choice

i think they they i don't put nothing

past them you try to go about it the

right way they'll try to

throw the dirt get some dirt on her or

whatever they'll they'll make her seem

like the problem

fam they still mate what i'm saying

but she got her side out first they

already did that which is why the

wording is in there

i could have made my point clearer and

the timing was she was apologizing yeah

she was being alone she already took

accountability for the part that she

played and the disruption she may have

caused to the ongoing uh tournament

tournament this is something she wants

to continue to do

she didn't slam anybody all she's trying

to do is protect her mental health

during mental health month and so what's

going to happen but but they go wait

real quick they're not going to have no

choice but but the acquisition

game they have her yeah trajectory is

going oh

louis and then when you got the brand

standing behind you

nike issued a statement we stand with

her yeah

so now she was at a crossroads because

they said

she was going to get fined right so they

was going to find her

and then they said basically we're going

to stop finding you and we're going to

kick you out the turn off the tournament

so she came to a crossroads and she

picked right now they gonna have to do

the same

cause you can't afford to have the

tournaments going on

without her wanting to get started yep

now that's your draw that's like a

hashtag no

it's like an asterisk like yeah such a

such one but

which would they have one of sheen maria

sharapova walking through that door

sorry you know what i'm saying like so

yeah

that's dope no that's that's that's

that's super dope

yeah and again certain sports you could

do it certain sports

individuals no footballer can't do it

because contract's not guaranteed

whole bunch of reasons like you're

replaceable in football unless you're

a top 20 dude quarterback you're

replaceable see i hear

i hear this story and my mind

automatically goes to that clip of uh

serena's dad uh uh that was venus when

uh the white interviewer was

interviewing him uh interviewing her and

said why do you think that you can beat

such and such and the dad jumped in do

you know you never saw that

and screamed on the white dude think i

saw it said don't you ever

try to instill doubt in this black queen

as she's preparing you know dude

the [ __ ] is you like he went off and

osaka said the same thing

this is the result of stuff like that

look

i know i can beat her instilling that

confidence early and then we watch these

kids

grow up and start beating all the adults

i love it man

i just love the people taking charge of

[ __ ] yeah and changing the rules and

changing protocol and changing what the

standard

is uh again let me hit the brown of

applause for naomi osaka she's

quickly becoming one of my favorite

young thought leaders

honestly she is and what a bold stand

stands to take

at such a young age that's what i like

about it the the young ones because

the phone blowing up becoming great

going through it

realizing that they can realize that

they could disrupt the system

i love that [ __ ] man they're not even

really cognizant of the system

yeah they just know something oh yeah

they just like [ __ ] ain't right yeah and

[ __ ] that i'm not just going along with

it like everybody else been doing they

never had to conform they never had to

come

that's what it is yeah i love that [ __ ]

man i love to see this me too

salutes her for real we just asked save

on for

water behind the scenes on patreon i'm

going to tell you why you and i are

going to eventually fight over water

not right now but i'm going to tell you

i drink a lot of water but fam no no

let me make this fast you ever purchased

water i have

is water tab is too high right now all

right so you've purchased water save on

every week purchases water

here ice you purchase water right you

guys you know the rate of water

home homeowners and relationship men

you purchase water yeah it's a it's a

task it's it's a hassle

it is you pick up all of those

thingamajiggies how many how much water

do you need you need a lot of water if

you have gas and company right

yeah i go get the fiji bottles

all of my friends drink a whole lot of

water and that's not a lot of water

because i lost all my friends

but

guys are [ __ ] up but this is what's

happening

and we'll say this and we'll move on to

a much more serious topic

i'm buying these waters my friends come

over

they grab a water they take a sip

of the half a bottle of watercolor not

even a half that's not me

they take a sip that's not amazing and

leave it on the counter as they

walk out the house now you know what you

guys i don't know whose water or germs

it is so

you got to throw it out check this out

water that's what you're messing up at

i'm going to show you where you're going

because i've mastered that already

you're making it gonna write their name

no i ain't doing that first off

everybody ain't getting a fiji bottle

but poland spring make an eight ounce

bottle

that's that on that pole and spring

making that's that one they still do the

same thing with the eight house by the

way yeah

like your inside bloodstream is mad

purified like you gotta chill out

dirty that [ __ ] up i have to no

i have to make my blood dirty because i

don't want no [ __ ] and i bring my own

water to your house

[ __ ] it and then i get no not or now you

can't cut the mouse

so now you're going to come with one

water you're going to come with one more

i brought cases of water to your house

we're moving along because this is not

interesting to our listening well maybe

it is listen

we have sad news to report now we have

two deaths

to report texas rapper lil loaded died

by suicide on monday just days after his

hit 2019 song glock

block baby glock baby block baby block

baby okay

i'm not familiar with the young man or

or his music but uh still sad

nonetheless uh it was certified gold

according to his lawyer and the report

he was 20 years old

uh ashken mariari an attorney

an attorney for the dallas-based hip-hop

artist whose legal name was deshawn

uh robert roberson confirmed his

client's death by suicide

in an email to the post i don't want to

read

the rest of this yeah because it's all

that sad stuff he had a very bright

future promising he was on the rise too

like tell me tell me it was on the

roster

tell me about him i mean it's not music

that i think

y'all would kind of it's fine tell me

about just

he had that block baby um was i think it

was his second album if i'm not mistaken

and the single

was it was putting it was moving him to

another stratosphere like it was

that was his record it's a gold single

they said right so yeah so he was on his

way single at 20 years old yeah he's

slowly small there's no small feat

hello like i said i had while we were

picking sleepers this was

the sleeper record i was gonna play last

episode and i swapped it out for zero

because i want to stay in texas but yeah

it's like this is this is really sad

really sad story really unfortunate news

oh man just a baby

it's just a baby though yeah mm-hmm like

you didn't even start to listen

younger than trey same age

yeah that's crazy

i don't even know what to say in

instances like this

where we just continue to lose people

especially

kids so yeah we're losing kids

and for your for your heart to be so

heavy that

you feel the need to leave

or you feel the need to expedite you

leaving

that's the part that's that's the part

that's like guys

the kids are getting younger and younger

and don't have an outlet don't feel like

they have anybody to talk to

that's nuts or when you're 20. there

there are

of course there are rumors going around

with stories just floating none of which

i'll report on

yeah i also disagree with

i disagree with stories floating around

immediately after a tragic event like

this happens

yeah especially when um you call

yourself attempting to explain

why this happened and putting that

trauma on someone else like

this is heavy for so many people so many

families fans

loved ones friends no need to make this

moment heavier for anybody

uh so again i want to say rest in peace

rest in peace

no what was his name no what was his

name i said sean roberts

sean robertson deshawn robertson desean

robertson just somebody else somebody

else died too right

yeah uh turned me up josh producer

he was a did a lot of work with dirk he

did

um he did the

durkin drake record like he's behind a

lot of migos

i think he did uh versace

and no details were released on how he

passed

not yet not as of not as of yet yeah too

recently

so thoughts prayers love and condolences

to anybody

anybody out there that that lost

somebody that is grieving

that is mourning uh over the weekend

there were a few shootouts

just in various places uh

it was one and there was one in houston

uh there was one in dallas uh

little boosies video shoot uh somebody

died

damn somebody died they was shooting

over there

there was an arrest made in that arrest

made a 22 year old man turned himself

in a baby another baby

um there was a shootout somewhere else

too

and it was some i'm not talking about

that

i am not talking about that we got to be

careful

[ __ ] are shooting indoors

[ __ ] are shooting indoors again that's

back to

what world are we are we walking back

into

because if the [ __ ] want to get that

thing in there and it's a security guard

that didn't have the best time during

the pandemic he's going to take some

money he's going to let me in

right and if your club if your club your

establishment

don't have three different security

checks which costs

that cost if your club don't have the

off off uh

duty police sitting outside that costs

yeah

all of this stuff costs keep coming

every week saying outside is expensive

but i mean that's for us

just living in it the people that's

running this [ __ ]

they're cutting corners yeah they're

cutting corners true yeah

and i ain't gonna be on that corner

uh-uh

no sir and people are going through a

lot of like mental health [ __ ]

from being cooped up in the house man

there's a lot of uh

tensions that they haven't been able to

get out in any productive way

it's gonna be it's gonna be a lot this

summer

you gotta be careful house yeah yeah

standing in house real [ __ ] i'm staying

somewhere

um what else is go oh my god

oh man [ __ ] jesus mary and joseph

what happened i have to report this yeah

all right the fans at the nba games are

acting stupid again during the boston

uh uh brooklyn playoff game

uh somebody threw a water bottle of

kyrie

somebody drew a water bottle at kyrie

that fan was arrested

and somehow people are bringing up the

fact that kyrie stepped on

lucky the boston mascot

at center court as a reason why this may

have happened

huh i won't dignify it that's what

they're saying i'm not dignifying it

like stepping he said

he stepped on the center court and white

wiped his foot and they're saying

because he disrespected

the mascot he deserved the mascot's

nickname is lucky

yeah yeah stomp on his face

but he's painted under the floor right

he's gonna get walked out no he stomped

on his face

he stomped and wiped his foot off the

floor that they just put there

hour before the game now wait where do

y'all stand on this i know we all we all

riding behind kyrie

but when juju mishmister was doing all

that [ __ ] on the logos they learned

that that's a good lesson the players

did though yo they learned him a good

one

we knew that was gonna happen when t.o

tried to do that dumb [ __ ] bro

no they [ __ ] you up they [ __ ] him up

good learned him right i was with it

still wanted that so now that's

different because those are the players

and that was

in game that was export exactly you're

offending us

[ __ ] the organization you're offending

us and we're going to take your head off

because we're allowed to do that in-game

exactly that's why that's different fans

what

is wrong with these people they did not

live the malice in the palace that's

what's wrong with the music

entitlement yo again that young kid who

threw that bottle was like 20 22 years

old or something and he never got

he ain't see the malice in the palace no

he never got boo bopped outside

he never outside stops that when you get

your ass whipped outside you know it's a

line

yo you know it's a ring ass whippings

back

yes yeah bring them back yes no [ __ ]

let's have

cause let's have annual put the guns

down day

one day put your hands up guns down

hands up

why not why not hey did that little cop

i can tell you why that ain't gonna work

real quick before i forget that little

police plan work maybe they were

trying to get [ __ ] from the hood to

bring their guns into the to bring their

guns into the precinct no questions

asked

the [ __ ] too no questions asked

just bring the gun okay yeah right

hey we i'mma get a phone for the pod if

you're listening out there and you

brought your

firearm to the police precinct i would

love to interview you the police may not

have had questions

but we do but we do we have a bunch of

them

yeah uh but this ain't the only one um

this just happened to uh russell

westbrook in philly

we discussed

the fans are getting out of control then

[ __ ] went to jamaica to smoke jamaican

weed what about not me i was smoking

docidos i'm sorry

oh yeah all right

i didn't touch that japanese that

shouldn't even look good

that's what's up oh

okay so back to uh back to lucky nah i

don't i don't agree with that

that's craziness i don't and he's

getting flack from the players

that played for boston before that's

what there you go

look at that advance the [ __ ] topic

is [ __ ] dumb ass down like kg and big

baby

pull up the kevin garnett quote let's

read it such a stupid oh kevin garnett

says so nobody's gonna say anything

about kyrie stomping lucky we're just

gonna act like we didn't see that the

[ __ ] is going on

you can't do that that's not cool on no

level all of us

needed uh needed to be better for real

for real i'm just saying

good morning to all and all have a great

day happy memorial day

let me just say i love kevin garnett

cameron garnett is one of my favorite

players one of the best

power forwards to ever play the game uh

i would love to speak to him one day

but because he's one of my favorite

players i've read a lot of kevin garnett

stories

especially the joking noah

kevin garnett has crossed the line

a few times in game because he's

passionate

he's intense where's his heart on his

sleeve all that good [ __ ] that you say

about a player

uh when you like his uh ferociousness

that he exhibits right

kyrie is in a heated playoff game

against his old team

yeah he already saged the place

he fought with the organ organization he

fought with the young talent

like any and he went crazy why would he

not go

be passionate and step on uh lucky at

center court

i'm not mad at that i'm not mad at all

now

glenn baby davis another former celtics

player replied to this he says

real [ __ ] like i said if you step on

lucky remember we talking about a

cartoon

no we talking no we need to talk about

that you talking about a sticker you're

talking about

not even a st yeah a sticker

let's fight about whether it's big or

not real [ __ ] like i said you step

on lucky

you step on everybody that played for

that team keep the [ __ ] basketball

before somebody get hurt in real life

come on is this the gang

something was a flag disrespected and i

don't know about it

gangrene glenn baby davis i don't want

no smoke with your opinion on this

because you athletes just seem like

you're all ready to fight [ __ ]

bam he stepped on the sticker now no

let's let's get to y'all we've seen this

already let's get to y'all let's bring

some action here

what do you say it's symbolic here we go

toaster massacre yeah so if you're a

cowboy fan

right and you in the game and somebody

comes and stomps on the start

terrell owens did it it was

disrespectful

i'm a cowboy fan i said [ __ ] him right

but

in the bigger scheme of things we're

talking about the boston celtics who all

week

they were talking about how racist it

was in boston how they treated the fans

all the shit's been going on all week

yes sir

so for you to be kevin garnett or big

baby davis and you say some [ __ ] against

a black man

that just stepped on a white

leprechaun's face sit the [ __ ] down

that's my opinion sit your ass down all

right so we are on the same side then

cause i thought you was the way

you know again i thought you were

defending for a minute no i get the

symbolism of if you play for that team

and them jokers wasn't even lifelong

celtics like

paul pierce can say some [ __ ] yeah right

dennis johnson can say something right

yeah yeah like those jokers kevin

garnett was there what four years five

years something like that sit [ __ ] dumb

ass down

big baby davis been moved around the

whole nba but you're gonna get mad

they step on the clipper logo too you

play for mad teams

and not to bring this into the equation

kg brooklyn's team is

only brooklyn's team because of boston

true well you say that

boston after their big three trade it

came out okay okay

okay no i remember that yeah

no no no no they traded a lot more

everything yeah they

traded everything over there yeah

so yeah yeah oh paul pierce played there

for every drop i don't want yeah i'm

with ish on this i don't want to see

former players of a team stand up to rep

the team as if the team ever gave a [ __ ]

about you

indeed they got big baby davis out of

there in a second he couldn't grab an

offensive rebound

yeah but my thing is of all teams boston

that's the part that's [ __ ] with me

yeah that's right like boston and utah

got

two black men boston

and threatening them there's a lot of

black men fighting white fights

by the way i'm with y'all i'm with y'all

yeah i'm good on that like kd tell them

[ __ ] please

you know what i love it and i love it

with mad emojis

all the laughing emojis up and down

sideways

all of them yes do something

see who's the player on uh on the nets

that's supposed to do this

because it's not kd i like that they

don't happen

i'm not mad at that it's k.d but on the

court deandre jordan not k.d

is the best is one of the best players

in the universe deandre no

he has to be the bruiser yeah he has to

be

that's where the oakley's in them coming

that's what they was needed for

the oakleys the anthony masons rest in

peace anthony mason

indeed rest in peace dick cheney you

know what i'm saying like

dick cheney's sent homeboy right in the

clothesline you calvin

that's not dick cheney why am i saying

dick training i don't know

but he probably said that he said he

said some [ __ ] too though

that ain't clocked a minute the whole

season

to wear your ass out i'm wondering why

the knicks are not sending frank

nicholai walk off out there to

clothesline trey young

yo y'all just gonna keep letting this

[ __ ] flow to you to death shooting

threes from the

damn step on that oh if he steps on that

logo i might have to go to the game

tonight

i might have to go to the game tonight

barkley said that barkley was like yo

steph couldn't do that to us

we would put him on his ass it's just a

different this is a different everything

now yeah

everything is different these are all

friends too by the way i love you too

yeah that too like

they don't care they hope you don't hear

that you're shooting the lights out yeah

yeah yeah but he's going out to dinner

after this but also there's a bunch of

people there's a growing crowd of people

who don't like kyrie irving because he's

different

because he refuses to think like you

guys because he refuses to just

subscribe to the standards and the norms

and it's it's

he could say something real regular one

missing factor because he's black and

doing that

because if he was white and doing this

they wouldn't give a [ __ ]

nah if you i mean you're going to get

more heat because you're black

white and you go against the societal

norms they

they they they tear they ass up i'm glad

that you said that

i i'm done uh killing michael b jordan

for his amount of sentences

in movies this is on topic and then we

can move on

i watched the new jason stater movie

the new one where he's doing the liam

nielsen taken thing

i seen it i didn't see it yet you seen

it you cracked that meat for going to

this here yeah but i said [ __ ] yeah

they got washed in my bed what are you

talking about

i crackling you for going and purchasing

popcorn you put your hand in the popcorn

the same time it's her

man whack [ __ ] you did i was in bed

scratching my nuts like a jeep

timeout and what movie you saw and i was

coded up a little bit what movie you saw

that day

what what day in the movie theater yeah

spyro oh okay

yeah killer jigsaw's back oh my god cut

your ankle off to survive [ __ ] yeah

that's what i went to see not jason

statham doing his best liam nielsen

impression

but anyway jason stayed and said five

sentences that whole movie

those movies you don't see what do you

want you jump through windows

you crash the car and you shoot yeah

shoot these [ __ ] break a [ __ ] arm

with the

[Applause]

i don't care don't talk oh please that's

how angelina jolie got all the babies

what the [ __ ] what just

she actually moved her way into your

heart she

went over there to [ __ ] egypt it came

back when it came

came back with a family this poor brand

brandon get a movie role since

the movie brad come on yo [ __ ] y'all

got to go somewhere right

come on give me pride

oh man oh man this guy is

you ever tried to call diapers for your

mom

i'm looking at you hell no my mother

used to tell us straight up i will dial

and give you the phone yeah

but guess what you ain't coming back

here diapers didn't used to really come

no today they come you know now that

chick i was [ __ ] with dude

the neighbor can call diapers and they

come in when that was a long time ago

cuz you've been faithful

you you know the girl so now i'm in the

mix

just that fast now i'm in the mix all

right tell us more let's hear it

nah for real she called diapers oh some

dumb [ __ ] too she called diapers on

mother mad times

and so what they'll do her mom's was a

nurse they'll start threatening your job

you're giving the little kids the power

like osaka all right

they'll take your [ __ ] job away all

right see now i got a funny story that i

just remember

because now today these kids these kids

if they see something they don't like

while you on

insta live they sending people to your

house

if you got a baby to do a wellness check

that's a fact they did that i've seen

this happen to a few

people and it happened to me who's that

they having the card

the fans you lioness

yeah you are on insta live and they see

something they don't like and you got a

baby in that house

they will call your local police

and send department to your house to

happen to you yes

wow i didn't know that happened to you

though story time

i'm in montclair it's a beaut i'm in

montclair let me not tell the story

they're going to make

it's going to sound crazy to chef

cooking the [ __ ]

yeah i got to tell the story because the

chef is cooking it's a nanny here

it's so outside unpacking some water

this mad

it's a beaut of dim lights candles the

baby there right ding dong

ding dong ding dong whoa

i see somebody there's a flashlight at

the windows

yes yes you call i still let them i go

look

oh my god anyway i go look outside i

open up the door they tell me who it is

yo

we got a call we gotta call god do you

want to check out to make sure your

baby's safe i say who called we can't

tell you anything but we get it well

there's everything we can't give you any

information if you want here's the

number you can call

but can we come in and see if the baby's

safe

now you know me and you so if you

already got a warrant

i don't like me and you so if y'all

ain't got a warrant no you can't come in

but fam i'm a law-abiding citizen like

jamie foxx in them

and i'm a little offended at you here

but it happens to be dinner time

if you want me to look at i this no

better moment where i could look like a

more upstanding citizen

come right in sir please let me show you

around

and here go jobray oh i had a blast

giving him a tour

he said can i look around in every room

oh sure you can look at the 12-foot

ceiling this is the library

[Laughter]

hey you want a toy [ __ ]

this is the walking this is my baby's

third room

over here is this playpen over here

after a while they got tired he was like

yo dawg

yo my bad he looks safe man let me just

check and make sure there's no bruises

on him

i'm like he's a kid if there's a bruise

on him why the [ __ ] you think he got

there [ __ ] bumped into a table like i

did when i was young

jumped off the couch like me thank you

god there were no bruises

food was smelling good house was looking

good did you ever find out why they when

they left

why they were what was going on they got

a call but i'm saying do you know do you

remember what you were doing on live i

don't remember ever being on live

but they know it was from instagram they

got a call

when i called the number they gave me

they got a call

from a stranger area code from somewhere

different

and they just sent people to my house to

do a wellness check that's crazy

oh they might because that's that's also

like you heard of swatting

no show us i don't know what is it

no i blow the ants off pause but

swatting

is well people when they find

celebrities addresses and stuff they'll

call as a bomb threat they'll call

they'll do whatever to send

like [ __ ] police to your house so in

their case it could have just been

saying yo something's wrong with this

kid they might not have even seen you on

live

they could have just been trying to [ __ ]

with you because they found your address

come back hey swatters find my address

and come back now you got the rusty

bring them in

yo yeah what's wrong with you found the

bullets

you said a bullet

i got one you want a swat

yo this guy you why does this song work

sure they smoked this at karaoke too by

the way yeah we don't want to hear you

big up in this girl right now from the

trip

oh my god karaoke [ __ ] make everything

everything in my resort we ain't doing

it but we wait a minute

[Music]

what song did you buy at karaoke though

juvenile back that ass up

you participated i yes

grass yeah we need a bowl i'm gonna

start bringing grass to work

grass this [ __ ]

[ __ ] participated in the karaoke and he

backed his ass off

so that the women could back their asses

up and they did

not yours don't

back that ass up like when it came on

even though it seemed like it's some

kids out now who don't seem to get

that song is the

[Music]

oh

about some other [ __ ] but you'll get on

here and say you ate the ass on a

balcony

that's [ __ ] like what did you think

he was going to jamaica to do who you

thought i was going for

you the only [ __ ] still trying to keep

up this shimon moor

[ __ ] no

that's your [ __ ] dude from back in

the day no i don't know who you talking

about

you put me on i didn't put you anywhere

all right forget it don't worry all

right i'm lying wait so is joey ass in

the balcony

yes and he don't know who shaman

swim

i just i get my black carpet yeah yeah

you [ __ ] up out here

wait you trying to ridicule him for

eating ass

in jamaica on a balcony [ __ ] i was on a

balcony in new jersey

what the [ __ ] is you talking about

so i could get my whole [ __ ] underneath

the [ __ ]

like what the [ __ ] is you doing

man get your big ass die up

what's wrong

liberated enough to state that on the

pie when he's so

secretive about others i'm not secretive

no you're the panda beer that's

[Music]

this guy here now you're good i'm good

yo before we go

any further wait you ain't get you know

ass in buffalo

i'm here still

[Applause]

all right listen real quick off of uh

tossing salad for a minute

but i ain't done it in the all right

i'll do it like i'm still the man at

this [ __ ]

well i'm still ill at this gobble-gobble

[ __ ] wanted some seconds

[Music]

you ever want some a second

all right so listen let's move on to

some

uh that probably should have been spoken

about first

because it's really important a really

growing issue and i'm not sure if

the powers that be or even the in public

really see what's going on

so over the weekend a new episode of

lebron

and maverick carter's show the shop was

released on hbo max

shout out to hbo i really love those

guys shout out to showtime too for

telling my lawyer to [ __ ] off about that

whole takashi doc thing that's what they

said

yeah hey

they could tell him to [ __ ] right off

right email

scram scram fear use

now what do something all right i'm not

doing nothing

but i love hbo max me too so i watched

this show

and jay-z was on the show and lebron was

on the show

i didn't see the whole episode um you

didn't see it really really good episode

really good episode he told some really

great dmx stories

told some really good uh tour stories

and just about his upbringing it was

really really

really great

was it only 30 minutes yeah that's the

only thing with the shop that [ __ ] is

mad

short and you can't hold up for a half

hour bro and you could tell they get

into more [ __ ]

right because you can see where they

chop it so i'm sure the conversation is

just banging

right but we don't get it we get a half

an hour you guys are stepping on

my really important point about this

show that

i haven't seen anyone's one else makes i

have to get it out

the barber

[Music]

somebody has to say it you know now

listen lebron

listen to my last album he was jamming

in the locker room this is a laker fan

you know we don't want smoke with him or

dallas

but this barber has to get off of the

show

he has to stop pretending to cut

people's hair

and i don't what really is is has me

peeved here is i don't think this was

lebron's idea

and i don't think it was maverick's idea

and the barber knew not to go near hove

with that [ __ ] cape

he went to everybody else and i'm

watching the whole time and i'm like

yo nobody's going to ask the barber to

leave the room and stop pretending to

cut people's hair so we can hear this

really important conversation

that is a suit that is some suit in the

back

in the boardroom in the meeting that

said this is what will make it barber

shop talk

actual barber yeah a barber

and then lebron was like you got to cut

somebody here right

and the guy said no he can just throw a

cape on you

and pretend to touch you tap the back of

your hairline i'm watching this [ __ ]

like why hasn't anybody said

that we could save some budget money by

just

removing the pretend barber now moving

on to the actual episode

it was really good and i enjoyed the

show it was good i enjoyed this show and

i enjoy all the outlets where we get to

hear from people we don't typically hear

from

uh parks's man on the show

i really wish i would learn spanish at

some point i do

i'm so mad i'm so mad yeah that booty

yeah come on

man damn no what i like is this what i

like is they take

uh a real random group of people

and put them on there like they'll go

get drake and put them on with somebody

that you wouldn't partner drake up with

you know what i'm saying

and they try to include um a female

all the time right which is dope to get

the feminine perspective