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jersey city is higher than giraffe [ __ ] now that [ __ ] is expensive

we've been saying that for a few weeks jersey city got some extra sauce on the expensive yo it was one of the first ones down here

to do it

[Music] yeah they telling me that jersey city is

like now too expensive for [ __ ] yeah it's been that way for a minute i know it was expensive but now

it's they say it's getting like crazy now um microphone check one two what is this you already know what the

[ __ ] time it is uh welcome to the joe budden podcast i can't see save on but episode

448 i'm a guest seven ah gosh darn it welcome to episode 448

of the joe budden podcast here's i and i i'm dyslexic

[Laughter] welcome to episode 447 of the joe budden

podcast he is i and i am him here with a few really cool dudes parks is here it's just here isis here cory is here we

got video village full of [ __ ] back there yo say bon when you was gone i asked alex uh if

everybody was back there he said nah what's his face went to the store

he called you what's his face yeah i'm just snitching he don't even know your face no more what's his face yeah yeah i'm just

letting him go shout out to our first and last time listeners uh shout out to patreon shout out to apple

shout out to amazon shout out to netflix shout out to viacom shout out to samsung shout out to cash app still i can still

say it [Laughter] why are you thinking that you won't play

some chicken that's not paying you dawg i still love you all uh what else we got what else we got how y'all doing man how y'all feeling

yeah good vibes high vibrations positive energy yeah all of that how was your weekend great

work i was chilling yo your girl's not in the closet

she's not here she ain't about to pop out [ __ ] i worked this week you worked the whole weekend you didn't do nothing

fun didn't have one fun phone call not a fun anything not a fun text exchange no a word not a

fun idea fun thought yeah vacation planning okay okay a little bit okay where you

headed yeah where you going uh maldives he said that [ __ ] in the humble and for the people that aren't

aren't familiar with that but the people that aren't familiar with that i'm asking you what is that to educate

our audience expensive yeah what is that that was where we were gonna go oh yeah it's a place that ain't

in newark well jersey is the mall capital of the world yes it is so we

thieves so when you're going to the maldives i don't know come on yo that's

so right were you doing i'm good man how was your weekend all week it was cool we just did a bunch of cleaning and

throwing out some old [ __ ] just making we're making room for some new [ __ ] we get oh

no i mean yeah

you know my little niece i told my niece came up okay got to spend some time with her in a minute so yeah look at that man hey

smith uh parks how about you i was chillin man we uh grilled and chilled in the backyard

same thing i do every weekend listen to some records made some beats oh man that's all we do every weekend i gotta come hop on the ox one of these damn man

that's all we do every single weekend and uh no need to ask cory what how his weekend

was uh he told us on the way over here i'll share it with you guys he did push-ups he was googling east

african women on

all east african women because jesus y'all are like yeah oh y'all except from heaven but

yeah cory's googling east african women i respect it i i i respect it too because i know how hard

it is to meet somebody as a 50 year old like google love that's what i think was

happening so i mean and i had a pretty good weekend uh i want to shout out to my little brothers and tell them happy birthday

uh went out bowl with them celebrated with them i also want to shout out to my niece tamasha and congratulate her as

well as the rest of the uh holdover graduates the people that were unable to graduate last year because of

the circumstances oh yeah uh but got that opportunity this year to be with your family for them to see you

walk across and shout out to all the graduates this year uh let me hit the round of applause for y'all so that's how they did that um

yeah this year i know a lot of schools did the 20 and 21 together that's dope yeah a lot of schools today

denied that that's very good congratulations to all of you yes yes congratulations uh in other news uh my phone just

completely stopped working uh well no it worked but i couldn't hear

anyone uh my iphone 11. i was doing that too i was trying to hold on for a little

while yeah but i couldn't take it anymore and i made an appointment and i went up there and they forced me

into this smarter phone so now i have a 12. this is not an ad

but it could be if they want it's

i don't have time to engage with this robot this machinery it's more it's smarter than

the old phone and i knew that when the dude in the store started telling me i needed a

new activation even though i wanted my old phone number still once they start talking about these

activations boy you don't know how jaded i am from potting yeah so that's what he told me i have

this phone that keeps asking me things now keeps asking me it stopped all my

movement earlier like listen you have to do the covet heart registration test right now

and i said skip right now and then it just didn't allow me to go anywhere oh you're gonna answer this little

registration form or you can't use the phone anymore huh awesome that's crazy just now we're

riding i'm not even driving i have a whole driver the phone say you cannot use this phone while you are

driving an automobile i'm like fam i'm not driving it's too [ __ ] smart and it's stupid

you can't even tell there's an actual driver you could turn that no the funny part was he started talking to the phone he

brought it close like listen you asked i don't want to talk

stop playing with me and this comes off the heels of my mom telling me about smart refrigerators now

they're smart that's my washer and dryer which are awesome by the way no no no i love that yeah the washer and dryer

should be smart that should know when you're when ain't dry it keeps going like i appreciate it that would that was stupid but some [ __ ]

you don't need to be smarter the fridge is fine trust me what does a smart fridge do

well according to my mom and whatever salesman she was talking to

there's a camera in it yeah and an app on your phone see what's in your face so it lets i

mean you could be in a grocery store it lets you know when your milk is bad you're lying yes the app lets you no uh

the smart fridge let you know when your milk is bad now i hope my mom doesn't even know she listens to this podcast

had my mom told me i want the fridge that lets me know when the milk is bad

i can't say what i want to say you have some you don't have somebody cause my mom listens and she'll get mad

at me about saying some [ __ ] but she didn't want that fridge thank god you don't want that for it 40 something

anything smart is expensive yeah

joe talk about charging your phone this stupid [ __ ] phone man all right so the phone no longer has the

uh and we'll move on because i don't want to start with this uh it no longer has the battery charger pack

the the smart battery the smart batteries okay so now i'm just trying to keep it at 100

because i'm nervous about the phone one facetime call the [ __ ] lose 15 i'm down to 84.

i go plug it up for hours [ __ ] get all the way up to 97 and stay

there for hours i get in the car venting to this [ __ ] because he's an apple genius bar

worker in his spare time pro bono for free

and you know ice tells me the genius bar intern he says that's because joe wait when did you get

the phone yesterday the phone you for a week

the phone is learning your charging patterns so in a week the phone will get to know

you better and then it'll know when you need an extra off and when it don't and then i said

don't say umph to me again and then i wait and then i stayed quiet

to hear if the rest of the car heard what i heard but the whole car was quiet

and i said y'all [ __ ] he said that the phone needs to get to know me

better to charge hey this is what you need to just jump into a relationship joe yeah yeah

yes you can hey this is what you can do you can get a 100 as fast as you can

and then come to me ta-da look how simple that is anyway where

would you gentlemen like to start where would you like to start i have a plethora of topics for us to get to i am

talking battle rap for a long time today because that was a big part of my weekend no i missed it no one was the biggest

part of my weekend we'll talk about it later yeah put me on i don't love them enough to open with that uh we have the polo g topic that we can

open with but that's gonna make me angry uh it's promised me we could have some fun today

oh yeah it's promised to me he cleared the phone that he won't be uh serious sammy on everything i asked

him he gave me his word so we lit today and with that said

let's start with polo g okay um that happened that happened uh pretty

soon after the last part polo g was out celebrating the release of his album

he landed in miami in a private jet uh he had his mother who to my understanding is also his manager

with him as well as his brother his family his entourage his crew as you would expect when someone is

dropping an album and they have an album release party in miami right uh

apparently wait go back so i can read please uh and he was arrested immediately and this

was a real big deal it was mad mad police vehicles uh the the mom put

out a whole bunch of videos saying that she didn't know where her sons were or why they were being detained

and this was a big thing on the internet damn um here we go rapper polo g was charged

with battery against a police officer in miami following a traffic stop early saturday morning

see already first sentence already first see because

i had to wait i had to wait because the headlines and the dramatic videos and

just the stigma that's attached to some of the rappers already you know i know a lot about polo g not

just through the music but through ice right so if i don't know nothing else

i know a few things about him i assume the police do too which is why you have 30 seconds these cars and cop cars there

so when y'all do that i think y'all got something on somebody

like i think that somebody did something egregious and got to be taken off the street they must have killed somebody

when y'all make that type of a scene so the next day for the charges to come out

battery against the police officer resisting right here we go apologies real name is i won't say his

real name was also charged with threatening a public servant using violence to resist an officer

and resisting an officer without violence and criminal mischief that's crazy

according to miami-dade county court records the arrest occurred

after an officer began a traffic stop at the intersection of south biscayne boulevard

i don't need to read anymore no but what did that say to you ice to me that says they they was

just [ __ ] with him they don't have anything no he was targeted that's what i'm saying he said one of the cops said that they was on him as

soon as we got off our jet and it's about 19 cop cars there how are you charged with resisting an

officer without violence and then violence and resistance to resistance with violence both

using violence to resist an officer and then resisting an officer without violence two different charges but unfortunately

if you're unable to read through what some of the charges imply then you might think that polo g

is just in miami acting a [ __ ] fool yeah you might walk away with that yeah yeah yeah i get it this is [ __ ] this

is completely this one hurt so annie wasn't even

driving so i want to use this time to echo what he already said

which was yo yo they playing different in miami his words not mine now there's a few

rappers out there there's been a few incidents out there i understand why public safety would be a top

priority but it just has to be applicable where

it's applicable not just miami's a a party town right like people are going out there to get money

to make money to bring money to the city like to to enjoy themselves i i hope we don't see nothing crazy this

summer just by rappers moving and shaking and police targeting you unfortunately i think we're gonna see a

lot of [ __ ] this summer well me too that's why i'm sitting here hoping against it i want to come in here on on what's

coming feeling good about things i do thank god they let him and his little brother go uh thank god his mom got back in the mix

thing just thank god thank god this ended the way that it did but if you're a rapper and you're moving around because outside

is back open and we're back to getting money and we we're doing the bookings and we're talking to people we don't know and we're flying around and we're traveling

and and they already looking at you different when you land uh at the pj spot versus the airport

and if you come in the airport they looking at you because they got you on a like yeah it's it's up it's up out here

it should be though i know i yeah in all fairness and again you know i'm not one for

vouching for the cops but i don't know that about you

go ahead get your [ __ ] on i don't know i'm just saying like yo uh [ __ ] getting smoked the last

couple weekends down here you gotta kind of give them up yeah it's unfortunate though i don't

think that man yeah i'm with you i just don't think that means a target every round targeting part that don't that'll

that'll justify this to me just the pure targeting you call it 19 cop cards

yeah i'm sorry let me tell you something y'all gonna need that man power at some

of the miami events this summer oh yeah and i want to see that same energy

yeah all of that all of that this this was a mess that's a lot of good this was a mess that's a lot of cop cars bro you didn't

think like they knew something yeah no no i'm just happy you'll think hannibal elected without that [ __ ] they bought that many cops listen i want to

tell the rappers to just be on your p's and q's for real for everybody for the cops for the ops for everybody

yeah speaking of right let me let me just keep this [ __ ] right moving i last week i was having some difficult

conversations with my driver okay right just follow me sure outside is back open yeah

by law you're the driver needs a certain hour certain amount of hours

of rest right sure and strip clubs is open now you want to move around a little bit at nighttime

but you want to work in the morning too right and his job is to keep me safe so he got to

be safe right so we have in some of these uncomfortable conversations about how to

move around now that things are open in the night time and still be able to go to work why i'm bringing this up on the heels of

this polo g conversation is because french montana's driver was just

robbed and uh at gunpoint oh wow oh damn in front of in front of the

dream hotel in new york yes downtown hey robin [ __ ] yes

hey i do you want better than that issue then we're going to find something happy to talk about hey i swear i'm here to talk about some good mood [ __ ] soon

that's weird but listen yes i said the same thing yeah that's crazy they're robbing people

on that dream yeah 16th street right then i get to read in the article i get to read an article and they say

somebody just got killed outside a dream three days three days before this wow so

back to watching out for the cops and the ops while outside is open and why are you

moving around out there because i went to further read this and it says

uh the 18 year old driver stop right there it's a young man

yeah as a young man as a young man and you're getting these positions by either or being a friend or

just being lucky enough to get an opportunity right so the 18 year old driver was standing by his vehicle

outside the chelsea hot spot at around 4 50 a.m

that's five in the morning what time is the sun come up now not that time

when two men began punching him and attempting to yank off his 40 000 gold cuban link chain when the driver

refused to take off the necklace one of the assailants flashed a gun and fired one shot at the ground

he then handed over the chain as well as his 300 richard millie watch 300

300 000 richard millie watch and the two men who were both wearing

black masks ran away now i pray that everybody is all right

there really glad that these guys just shot at the ground yeah and nowhere else

but the driver can't stand outside the car at five in the morning with all of

the jewelry on when somebody was shot three days before but even if nobody wasn't shy nah but

and but in his defense joe you know how it is that i know listen like it was probably packed out there

listen i'm not gonna i'm not gonna judge nobody or tell nobody how to move

like like that [ __ ] was probably crowded it'd be packed down there and my brain says in

in no world should your driver have on 500 000 worth of anything even if you take it off and give it to your driver

you're supposed to put it in to put it somewhere you're driving draft driver ain't supposed to put the [ __ ] on and then step outside the car

and all this [ __ ] yes he is no no then you're not talking about a driver no the mini skirts coming outside he's not a driver he drives so i get

what joe said that's that's not a driver you're trying a professional driver not a driver yeah like your driver yeah

it's a difference and that's it but that that difference right that one difference i agree with you can

cost you your [ __ ] life thank god the french is cool um totally off topic but on topic i bro

i brought it up a little while ago but i'm i know i'm a little lady i'm still not over the john lennon murder

i'm still not over the john lennon murder because of this because the guy i told you all he bought

the bullets long story less long because when he was staking out john

lennon's hotel he got with john lennon silver his photographer a guy a photographer who's been

following john lennon for some years okay and they started having a conversation

and the killer said hey man is john staying here and the guy said yeah he's coming down

soon he's got to go blah blah blah blah and that never left me it's been [ __ ]

with me it's been [ __ ] with my brain sure because he said when john went to the studio he came back

and when he came back he saw the guy and the guy i'm getting this from an interview he did and the guy looked up

and he said john recognized him from earlier it's been [ __ ] with my head ever

since because as an artist you know what that is you know when you you know somebody but you don't know if they did to hurt you if they did for

autograph you've seen them before was it smoke before was it static here like yeah why is he in this spot why are you

at my hotel again that's been really really bothering me

so i bring it up to just say one wrong move that brought me the pop smoke and the address

the snapchat one wrong move and you just got to be you got to be

careful out here and it's hard to say it's the wrong move you know what i'm saying he was just doing regular [ __ ] going to the studio

coming back saul you know what i'm saying like it's hard to even call that a wrong move oh no i'm

saying it's the wrong move for the photographer oh sure sure sure who had no idea he was giving some helpful

information to the man that wanted to blow this dude's brain up brains out right and then shot him in the back like a

[ __ ] coward yeah that guy i'm talking about that guy because people exchange information all the time

right no you're not supposed to though like when you're on your p's and q is like yo is he staying here you supposed to be like

oh i don't even know right he might be i'm not sure but again in casual seemingly friendly

conversation you're just like yeah yeah yeah he's here listen it's hot out the girls are

looking good we bout to get back into the culture of inviting girls over the house that you don't know yeah i mean we could have attacked this

on the smallest scale i'm just i just want everybody to be

mindful and careful that's it please that's all i got that's all i got

on that right now i did go out the other night

all right let me turn this on cause y'all looking sad in the face trey why do i keep telling you to fix your

face because you keep looking sad you know what bring the beat in i'm not gonna go through this with y'all today

i'm here today oh my god before i continue to change the mood and rest in peace to vanessa

gilliam i watched something i watched 20 20. i watched i watched 2020. i had no i i did

not it slipped me that uh they found the guy that did that to

vanessa gillian vanessa gillian is the young lady who was murdered at uh fort hood in texas yeah yeah

it was last year right yes yes yeah april 22nd and then looking for her they found

bodies some other bodies mad bodies they they found some bodies and then they went and found a long

trail of [ __ ] going on over there but i watched a 20 20 episode about it and i didn't know that they found the

guy and then he killed himself i didn't know that either i think i remember but the cops didn't release footage of him killing himself

so then it was the conspiracy theory of absolutely dude did you see anything in canada too with the the schools where they're fighting

all these dead children that [ __ ] is pretty [ __ ] up no they're like boarding schools where they used to take uh native americans to

i guess okay i don't know yeah they're just finding all these schools with like hundreds of children dead in

say mom why you ain't [ __ ] telling me the numbers was doing what they was doing like that man

oh you just found out they just opened it thank you what what happened

uh i can't talk about that but uh to spend the weekend looking at numbers

ah you're in your accounting bag yo yeah let me clear that up man some fans really hate

when i say that i've been looking at numbers why is that because they get confused

that's why because as an artist i was never a numbers person and i would

say that my ears don't hear numbers because that's true when you're creating

now that i'm not i'm about to say an artist creating now that you're the mogul that you are now that don't don't do that because that's what we're still

creating but you're awesome i don't give a [ __ ] but it's in a different uh different world

in this world i have to look at them and you're also running an entire network so which is numbers yeah everything is

number six numbers matter right but uh but uh yes i was looking at

numbers i said i don't know what it looked like we got a streaming farm

somewhere oh the numbers are good numbers agree oh okay amazing

oh [Applause]

all right it's different you know i'm new to this and i'm not a techie guy so it's different platform so i look at the

youtube [ __ ] i'll look at the patreon [ __ ] so on patreon some of them episodes

is knocking them out the park craziness so yeah yeah yeah like some of that patriot that [ __ ] bonkers

yeah subscribe to the patreon if you're not there you're truly missing out some great [ __ ] over nah the patreon show that financial language conversation was

amazing and could have gone longer um but then when you go look at youtube

some of the youtube comments like oh this [ __ ] losing all the subscribers the the the views is dropped by over half

blah blah blah blah and i'm like oh damn we failing i'm like yo damn dawg we failing but

if you're saying that the numbers is up that's that's good oh man yeah she hit us nah

i'm for real like i don't want to come on my man [ __ ] and be the source of the failures

yeah you stupid oh that's good numbers no i don't know i don't listen i understand what you're

saying let me let me address what you're saying i get what you're saying and how when you're new to something if you read in

the comments you can become impressionable right yeah absolutely that's the reason why i don't read it like you could start getting some doubt and

you can start feeling down this you can do a little something right youtube is down youtube that's one place

that is one place out of all the places that there are to upload things

the one place is down is youtube but i attributed some of that to people watching

patreon as well and the one place that's up and going crazy is patreon so what you're seeing is some

of that what you're saying is some of rory and maul's absence what you're seeing is some of the younger people who like to watch

a podcast go away what you're saying is people that are showing their investment because they've been invested forever

many years and they're doing what they want with audience but it's still the same audience right but that's one place now

on the audio side this podcast has gotten older it's gotten more mature

know what older more mature people want to do they want to listen they want to listen they want to listen they don't want to watch this and know what them audio numbers are doing bananas

i won't i won't tell you no no no then they're going to think i'm pandering to people to try to prove a point but

just trust me

be cool because it's all let's look like this it's all a numbers game so you're right youtube is down so let's

say if you're down it's 250 then that's your youtube baseline

if your audio gets you 800 or 900 then that's two million a week still

yeah true and then the patreon if not for nothing and not for nothing

i think for for the for the user because they get all the audio and all that kind of yeah

they don't hear music they don't get it they don't understand and then you'll be in a conversation those people will be

dictating how you feel about some [ __ ] i want to get on to it and say hey all your [ __ ] liars man shut up leave me alone y'all told me i didn't want to hear from

chris hanson i looked at that [ __ ] this [ __ ] was bananas i couldn't believe i had to look twice

really yeah my therapist this episode all of that the last whatever i'm checking the last

one the kino [ __ ] listen man it's different it's different now listen here's another one for you

that's two million a week without spotify why is that important because there's a

community there and and if you put it there and and uh

nurture that audience you're gonna do numbers there too so now what's the point of doing all these numbers because

you're gonna go that's the job as us to go get all the numbers that we can get and now when you get them

then what and that's where every creator has to answer

yeah that's also feel good about yourself let me give you a round of applause one more time that is one of the reasons i wanted to tell you that

because you knew this [ __ ] and that [ __ ] looks beautiful you're doing a great job and it can be hard reading the comments i should [ __ ] with your mentor for sure

again now i'm just starting to see i'm starting to see that nah i'll read them [ __ ] to critique

myself and see sure you know what i mean what you could do better what you could do i don't need to read no nicotine i've never seen

so many of you [ __ ] outside buying furniture the [ __ ] are you talking about [ __ ] got empty cribs buying furniture and

having sets i don't need to check a comment i see i see the sauce i see it

hey they hear some of y'all they listen to some of us it's different it's different listen now

on to being careful when you're outside

that's important i'm not off of that this summer i took my little hot ass out the other

night couldn't help it you don't say couldn't couldn't [ __ ] control myself

took a nap to do it

took a nap to do it and i stepped out the other night alone where'd you go

why is that important do you have the song of course this cutest song why that's

important is because some of us still go out alone

for the record i've i've advised against this multiple times you know that for the record i've been a

real [ __ ] all my life uh-huh now what that gets you is shot sometimes what that gift

now what that gets you is either one or two things when you bump into a group of real [ __ ]

it either gets you to oh he by himself he's a big might be a little sweet let's get him

for everything

hey i respect that [ __ ] now for me i get a lot of the ladder i get a lot of

hey man you are you by yourself we got 10 guns we could

kill you right now but you okay you want something right so i stepped my little hot ass

out by myself late at night fresh off of a nap

and i go to a place i won't even say what the place is but now i think i'm smart so i scoped the place out

right i think okay i scoped it out it's why you laughing

you've been with me as i kept us safe before yeah and you kept who's safe oh no no [ __ ]

yeah how many times you put my life sometimes it's him god's hands sometimes

it's me sure relationships should be give or take right but i think my skin scope out

ability has saved us many times now my mouth might have almost got us killed sometimes but on this particular night i thought i was doing a

great job scoping the spot out i'm near a little early which is good because you get to talk to

whoever you want to talk to but it's bad because you get to see everybody that comes in and they see you

no i had a mask on you lie no okay go ahead

i'm out alone that's the good thing about mass culture though i kept my mask on so they wouldn't

want to rob me now can i finish my you wasn't here you

wouldn't come out scared to leave the house [ __ ] bro proceed yeah

i saw them as they came in group of men i ain't paying no mind but what i'm what

i'm getting to is the song back in blood by a gentleman by the name of mr

scheisty mr schneider sir sir yes this song

i think is like my version of you you know the ring camera that they put on your door

like when you see when trouble is maybe on the way yeah

this song acts as you ever heard the song is the younger kids are really vibing out to it that's my [ __ ] this song

acts as like an a sensor a radar so when you should leave

[Laughter] some of you [ __ ] either [ __ ] is gonna throw up all the gang signs

and pull their guns out like an onyx song and shoot in the air or the ground or [ __ ] is gonna pack up their little

bag and take their singles and get the [ __ ] out of there so the song came on

and it was a group of guys it's like a hundred little small group nice law-abiding

and that's why i hate nice summers yeah because friend groups of a hundred or more you

could see outside easily oh the group chat

so timeline put the group chat let's do some profile let's have some

fun let's have some fun with profiling oh you see a hundred dudes what's the first thing you think hey

i got to look at investigating further at least five of them [ __ ] had like 30 chains

on like slick rick now i'm cool with one of those guys being around but five of them

all these [ __ ] getting money oh they got this no that's good they like that gun no i like that

i like that i like that tell me what you like i love when the [ __ ] getting money me too because the [ __ ] don't want no trouble [ __ ] that's getting

money no no no no no no no no no no taking the

money broke [ __ ] don't want no cash they

just want to kill you [ __ ] getting money don't want no problem so there's a hundred of these guys

jewelry one of them went and got had to be seventeen thousand dollars

worth of singles hey pal pals it up on the bar here getting out of nowhere

now somehow i still felt safe with my mask on

[Laughter]

jasmine rice veg veggies sprinkled over the top i removed the bane masking right when i

did it oh right when i went to eat a little salmon you you caught eyes no this came one

song came on fam my salmon just arrived

photographers have taught me to keep your head down and your pupils up look at the camera

face down but look up whatever that little move is you turn off your rig who is this [ __ ]

get it back in blood get it back [ __ ] yeah i know the little

lever is still the same on the new ones i don't even hear it man i'm going deaf

i ain't hit i shouldn't either so i look up and the dude that ordered the twenty thousand dollars worth of singles is on

top of the bar enjoy himself having a blast yeah i

immediately turned around and look what the security was and then i found them i seen what

security was all of them know what they was doing dancing to dancing to the song

just chilling know what they wasn't doing security telling this [ __ ] to get the [ __ ] off

of the bar no they're not gonna tell him that well well then when they didn't tell him that he had four more of his buddies

hop up there and then dancing around the bar they made a group so i said i should go i'll take these

take these take your salmon and go see him and ran already no that's funny so as soon as i said

that the chorus was on and he did this and

somehow it was [ __ ] in the corner of every club i mean every corner of the club doing this

doing that too they was all throwing it up they were blocking every entrance so he was i was trapped with the

sandwich and then i looked to the side he looked at me

he gave you the head [ __ ] get you the head no no not at first he was still throwing

up his [ __ ] he was rapping he's trying to see if you're gonna join in well i don't know what to do

so no so i didn't do that but the fourth time i looked at him after he finished doing this he did this

i sent one back no doubt then we had a great talk it was [ __ ] awesome went over there he said

yo man i love the pod i love that you're able to think through and really get your thoughts out i love i love some of the things you

have to say about mad articulate

yo listen man that's what that's what the young kids need now someone is going to lead them through talk through this anything you need and

we're all right here 300 of us

sparta

[Laughter]

so fast i went to bed woke up forgot all about it

until he text me nine in the morning i text him right back peace king the [ __ ] is going on after

the pleasure was a meeting meeting last night

and let me know when you're back no [ __ ] how do you make friends this is how you meet guy i met a friend

[Applause] that's my man man that's my man his birthday is next month

oh happy birthday happy birthday yeah no we're gonna go turn it up this [ __ ] know that [ __ ] birthday you

move fast bro

oh

that's cute there you go no but that [ __ ] come on in the club they go crazy that record yeah yeah yeah he's right

all the signs go up nah he right all of them fans so that was the first time i'm in the club like listening to the words of a song

like what no it's not no no listening intently to just words like

to a song that i maybe don't know the words to whatever was it because you were like fearing your life and your height your senses were heightened it's like

what is it about makes these [ __ ] do this songs you know

songs speak to people they can it's conditioning of course so if this song is doing that i gotta

hear what's going on and sure enough uh what the [ __ ] is this got my own fire

i don't need security yeah i own fire i don't need security in

the club oh so wait now tell me about what you were telling me uh uh oh security guard

um so we know the gentleman was he has he had people don't know what you're talking about right now you're talking about the mr

steve mr instead of king of diamonds

when the security guard guard yes now the security guard has went and issued a statement saying

uh he when he got to the hospital he was given some very powerful painkillers that's true

uh i forget what it was which one it was but uh [ __ ] with a d yeah dialogue dollar dude or something

like that but um and he said i don't remember giving that statement

i don't even remember hearing a shot go off in the club he said what i think it could have been was the ceiling fan uh fan fans yeah

some damn fans

yeah yeah so yeah the gentleman said um i don't remember any of that happening they gave me a very strong painkiller

the police talked to me while i was under the influence

yeah it'll just make you say whatever they ask you yeah yes yeah yeah i just want to take a nap gun

gunshot yeah pow pow all right whoa well hopefully they finish getting to

the bottom of what really went on yeah good well good for them hopefully sir scheiste is taken care of

so how how might this affect him he might get a bit uh yeah he may get a bond oh good good let me

round the applause then all right i don't think i have any more

rapper crime stories to go through don't you watch that time

give it another hour i hate how they throw it in the tv voice like every two seconds in the interviews it drives me crazy

but it's pretty entertaining yeah which one do you own uh we only did dc sniper and what was the other one

uh the girl in italy i forgot what her name is now uh yes the girl in italy that one was a

little confusing for me yeah yeah i get it i thought you want to get in your battle rap back

you [ __ ] right actually let's go there it's time oh it's time i tucked my chain

in so fast when back in blood came on so you didn't have a chain on it so you

tucked it anyway i had to make sure you had the skinny chain i had to make sure i didn't get a

chain by mistake i started hiding your watch oh you're sitting on it i went to the car got some

long sleeves [ __ ] might feel like getting a rolex time oh man uh

let's see oh battle rap oh also what else i did this weekend look how he's getting scared

why am i scared oh yeah

you can delete that out your phone bro you don't even need what you need that for [Music]

i see him better this weekend he said he said yeah you asked for it oh hold up man just let it rise and let it rock for a little bit hold up what you was gonna

do get a choir and call you tell you get the guitars about to tell you to get my man huh put

the guitars right on it [ __ ] hold up let me hey let's just take a moment let it rock fights for a minute man

oh do not rap look at my son sitting over there not a bar in his head loser i failed in life

you got something for me trying no ice huh the fans said they missed the freestyle said she is here what's up oh

nobody want to rap it's okay i'm not the rapper it's okay let me let me cut it off yeah it off let

me color me on me here we go cut it off yeah listen i was i was i was home this

weekend no one was texting me no one was calling

me no one was looking for me or in search of me so i pulled out my phone and saw

everyone outside having fun boy did i get angered i needed a beat

so who sent you that so i went to benny's page to hear the beat or was that elliot's

page i went to somebody's page to hear the beat but this [ __ ] kept rhyming over the beat which was [ __ ] up me

rhyming in my head killing [ __ ] as long as the roms stay in your head killing [ __ ] ice i'm not gonna rhyme

because if i rhyme somebody's feelings is getting hurt somebody so i don't do it yours and

somebody so i don't do it to protect the world like virgos do well keep that mentality and don't do it

all right superman but in the event

in the event though that i get too bored on a thursday i'm just saying and that's why i like

benny because he did send this beat over right away right away asap just for me to listen to

i appreciate that shout out to benny so yeah you were with benny because you were mixing some [ __ ] uh he was reporting on something he was

here he was recording joint with prem um

they may or may not you could put your your head together yeah maybe what the result might sound like

you had a pop-up shop for his clothing brand i think maybe i saw a couple of my pools benny got a call on yeah and they're doing a

rucker uh event his team versus graph team i think it's tomorrow today

mic check one two one [Music]

it's cool though now let him do the opener so battle rap right so first small rory and joe break

up he killed that opening line okay he said dan i could have thrown perks in

there

it ain't fit he apologized he was like yo man i know [ __ ] was hitting y'all hitting you up man about the lime sorry

that was too hard i was like [ __ ] i love that line yeah so line's great um yeah i'll save

my opening long because i just gonna get mad uh but back to back to battle rap now

i hate when i have to come in here talk battle rap let me just say that because the battle rappers or the battle

rappers that i know y'all are some of the most sensitive [ __ ] in the world man

jesus y'all are that's one but i'll take some accountability here i also hate talking about battle rap

because all the [ __ ] i like in battle rap like they was just some of the older [ __ ]

and then it felt like the older [ __ ] was like they just kept aging and a lot of them were moving on to

different things and just trying to figure out the business side of things as what typically happens when you do

something for a long time right so then that got to an interesting place

to me anyway only my my outside point of view then it got to an interesting place

where smack and bees and maybe some of the other league owners were forced to

nurture talent okay they had to really get get out there and

put their a r hats on and find the next surf hollow luxe

clips dna rex ice the heads the heads pardon me if i'm

forgetting anybody daylight you know how i feel about you pat's day one of my favorites there's some people out there i'm

forgetting right yeah you forgot arsenal [ __ ] okay go ahead arsenal twerk

holla uh shout out to addy boom who when is audie boom coming on uh who

knows but shout out to the whole jersey crew right so that's where the state of battle rap was for me

uh and then smack went and redefined things and did a huge deal with

caffeine shout out to caffeine shout out to smack and bees url they did a huge deal and

they were they were early and what they needed to do which was the are you still following them all right

i just got to watch they were still early in in their

getting their audience to one place and monetizing it the way that they needed to do it whether that be via subscription via deal with caffeine

i'm not in their business so i don't know but this is right now instead of relying on the venues and the sellouts and the

people that come and getting the sponsor and doing it that way this enables the battle rappers

to make more money there's more money for everybody involved and who knows if stock was given out i won't drive this

conversation here right now i do wish they would put it on either youtube or caffeine to re-watch

a little quicker because i was trying to watch it like the next day and i couldn't they put it on their url app they go

from one arrow to another app yeah those caffeine app

it's like day off but whenever they release it that is where they release it for their audience right yes so this was

saturday night saturday night gnome knight of maine events

i had no idea that this was happening saturday night and i love when that happens uh the only battle i knew about was the

headliner which is rum knitty versus gichi gotti they were all headliners yeah yeah and and and yeah

but the headliner of this and joe before you even go a step further like give them some

props gnome 11. you know what i'm saying gnome 11 yeah round of applause what i'm saying round of applause yeah big [ __ ] deal

absolutely salute to that big [ __ ] deal from smack dvds

all right all right let's talk about it all right talk about it you heard congratulations to them but listen

rum nitty and gichi gotti was the headline for this two of my favorite uh current battle rappers and they also

happen to be two of the gentlemen that are at the top right now and they're also two gentlemen

who i have seen work their way to the top then we had tay rock and chill i missed

that battle for some reason i thought the night was over and they went to commercial i don't know what they did but i missed that battle

uh t-rex no t-rex burst easy to block captain adversa jayden nightwing t-top vs swamp

dna verse b-dot danny myers verse the real seek hopefully i'm saying that right because he went crazy

mike p versus lou castro loso versus jerry west jc versus fonz

i can hear the vagina drying up as i said did you hear it

now did anyone see this i did not unfortunately no you didn't see it i didn't see it

you're arsenal's brother yeah he's not on the phone and he's not on the card that's why he said you come on man

hey listen y'all already know we already talked about my battle rap bias you guys don't have the potential no i

don't no i don't it don't matter no surf was commentating the event along

with uh nunu shout out to uh both of them they did an amazing job and drake too right drake was here he

was he was here giving away a hundred thousand dollars to the winner of the gichigadi rumnity battle

he then added another 50 grand took 50 out of pocket so it was a 150 take a hundred fifty thousand dollar takeaway

now he's had fifty in the pocket yeah come on straight it's the boy now here's the twist rum nitty and gichi

gichigati are our friends our brothers they're gang members together

gang gang they're gang gang literally so you would think that that battle would have would have just

been a little friendly or a little lackluster even though i

don't know that to be when two friends battle it out i was gonna say they don't don't usually happen like that yeah

well normally when friends battle this beef like when hitman uh when hitman battled uh verb it was

beef any other friends i saw a battle they joked around that's what left me off a battle rap the [ __ ] got too jokey

jokey at the top the [ __ ] at the top just wanted all the money they was forgetting rounds they was bullshitting like i was off of

that but these new [ __ ] now hungry

they went in danny myers i love legend what he did on that gnome stage

was unacceptable he forgot his rhyme and he quit they urged him to continue

they rooted him on this was an intimate space and setting and he said i just don't have it today

damn and guess what danny you my man and i [ __ ] with you your pin goes hard

and i'm no one to talk but i quit

[Music] i never took my happy ass back i don't

know if that would have happened on the url stage but who cares i ain't going back now danny myers i don't think it would

have mattered even if he would have remembered that's how crazy that uh homeboy was going seek real seek on him he went

absolutely he his pen what he was doing up there it was only a plus to find out

that he was from new jersey i tipped my hat to that gentleman he was

phenomenal up there round of applause for c kid yes phenomenal 3-0 to a legend danny myers

and that was my first time hearing from him i miss jc i don't know how i missed that he's one of my favorites

uh then i get to b dot and dna and i won't talk about who won that but

that bdot kid sure showed his ass another one another farm system talent b that's nice whose pin is

just yeah crazy crazy and now he's here and you got to deal with him even if you

event such as dna t-rex it was great to see you it was great to see you but that easy

kid wasn't playing with you up there he didn't care nothing about your legend

he whipped some ass up there all i'm talking about is the the showing

from these new gentlemen who i may or may not have been so familiar with

they stole the show for me well you got that was an amazing card and an amazing saturday night and

if it couldn't get any more amazing then you watch the two top [ __ ] in battle rap

rum nity and gichi and gichi and uh and get your gotti split the money at the end

hug it up they had the battle of the night hugged it up like brothers

and split the money round of applause congratulations to all parties involved

this was just dope i like these events now where i just get to sit home order some [ __ ] and see a tick tocker

fight a youtuber see ocho cinco fight somebody see a rap battle like

i love that [ __ ] though i do i like the home entertainment [ __ ] so surf don't rap no more surf was

uh comment uh hosting the event he's been coming and he announced he announced the battle with uh john john

that night okay and those two have hated each other for years like john

the bigger names like the as you call them the legends they've been on this gnome stage up

quite a few times these younger cats this is wrestlemania to do like like so that's why they bringing it

so much because you would say you were surprised at the showing of some of the news what are they supposed to do exactly

trey young they're not supposed to be they're not they're not supposed to be nicer than

somebody some of these legends i just said they're kind of [ __ ] out there on they trey young [ __ ] yeah you could use easy to block had

better material than t-rex to me that night had better material to me that night uh

seek was better than me that night joe if i've been on the gnome stage six times and this is your this is your

first known you might take that a little bit more serious than i would you might be preparing for this i understand that

that's that's all i'm saying i understand that but your legend don't carry you over

some of these new hungry [ __ ] that's crazy crazy with depends he's hung these hungry take your head off you know you

still have to show up uh i saw an interview with gichi and rum nitty

where they were alluding to rum nity having a battle lined up with one of the

big dogs i'ma guess and say it's hollow

i have a new phone so i can't call hollow right now to instigate like i want to

your contacts ain't transferable yeah samsung you know i should just pop right on bop

all the info is everywhere big ass stupid phone i want my little [ __ ] serve to get busy no that ain't

got a busy suit i heard it because that's not the right number i want i want holly to call in so i can

instigate this but uh man if y'all ever heard this rum

nitty guy he got busy he's nice he's nice i heard him he's not to joe he's not so play player

he's not one of them neither is gichi neither is him i'm just real happy at the state of battle rap

and now now i'll start now start watching again now that i i found some people to

actually follow and enjoy no matter when a loss yeah i'm rolling with that sir you did a real good job

with that commentary he's don't know if he want to be a [ __ ]

gang member a studio rapper a battle rapper a podcaster commentator a basketball player

this is cerf's lane so much personality no no no no annie is smart he is dying

not here with post malone and them [ __ ] in l.a now let me let me ask y'all well i don't know what you know this was

telling us that he just seen surf yeah he was in uh silk with me what is silk for the millions listening

strip club and patterson the one that you don't stick your no no i don't stick anything

in pattern you don't have to say oh you're always i'm not you're old

you are you you're driving through no no no no no no i don't drive that [ __ ] thumb will not come to patterson boy at all

yeah no no no no my little brother got shot a bunch of times in fashion a lot of [ __ ] didn't you get shot in

passing no i did not i got shot nope but a lot of [ __ ] they let you back in i thought they took your patterson car

i've never had a patterson car and nobody's taking anything that was for sake they didn't take anything i didn't tell

you you can't come back to pacific no they did you couldn't come back to the palace

they found out he was from dc really oh where you smooth out of jersey yo shout

out to the battle rappers man y'all put on y'all put on that night round of applause shout out to smack bees everybody

involved in all of that before we leave by the web i just want to ask y'all what do you think about um

drake pretty much saying mook has to get through surf again like this is the second time he's now

said this y'all gonna learn about drake he wants drake he wants the mook and surf battle y'all

are going to learn about it i'm just asking what you think on the topics i mean do you know that drake was a child star

yes and then and then a tv star yeah and a rap star yeah now he's a superstar pop star you

know you know what it is about those people they know how to say the right thing in the right place to make

to make the money come those people like much like peyton manning like you know you never paid man say nothing

wrong that's drake so in this arena

he's gonna say hey man you a movie need to get at it we ain't never gonna see no [ __ ] surfing movie i'm [ __ ] scared

of milk though oh mook just announced the battle with our reed yeah i know this is about that and drake

said he he you know willing to put the money no he keep because he might want to personally see that but these banner rappers don't seem

to move when you say that i'm still waiting on lux and uh uh lux in daylight that's how daylight

is battling uh king loss oh king lose that's i'm waiting on lux

versus daylight hollow versus nitty and surf versus uh

no surf versus uh janja and that's it who's this daylight daylight says and then i'll close so i

can stop listening to the vagina drying up because we're talking about that right dear battle rappers when where was the

time when the rap game made [ __ ] feel bad for battle rapping but look how f oh

he said i guess he meant there there there was a time when the rap game made people feel bad for battle rapping but look how far

we have come we went from battling on the corner for free to making can he [ __ ]

right why he don't know how to write a lot of no monsters in the corner

making a half meal just for nine minutes of our life to all to all who battle rappers now

now is the time i promise y'all he wrote it like this now is the time to walk with your head up and be proud of

yourself you no longer have to all right i'm not reading this anymore i'm not this is a [ __ ] we have to

read things properly here crazy to be there

he might be writing that on purpose like cam newton be trying to trick people with all that funny roman numeral right and [ __ ]

no that's not the [ __ ] you're starting out right now that's not funny right there you are

official rapper is illiterate who whoever wrote that

or he could have made a lot of mistakes yeah he could have typo he could have been a little drunk or something a lot of them you know related to judge judy

a lot of [ __ ] be smelling [ __ ] like that though like when they start spazzing out on the black screen with the white letters and posting on

instagram it'd be mad spelling errors yeah all the time okay it's all it's rap [ __ ] they can't

oh the grammar is not you know not the best okay i'll digress you will blame

autocorrect man yeah [ __ ] that you see that red squiggly line man you just keep it pushing

so this is what i don't like about y'all who's y'all

antoine come on come on come on yo what's the problem

hey yo what the [ __ ] you got that name in jersey dc jersey all right jersey-ish

parks and ice this is what i don't like about y'all we did when i had to come in here with

my johnson and johnson vaccination shot or whatever it is

i had to take all of the jokes from people gotcha because of the reports that there were people that were coming

up with bloodshot blood clots from taking the johnson and johnson um vaccination that i put into my

bloodstream as well and none of y'all were like

worried about my health y'all just laughed and i'm so self-deprecating i roll

i roll people have made careers off of laughing at joe oh man but when it's when the rabbits got

the gun it's when the shoe was on the other foot

no laughter i laugh at y'all jokes on no no no no no no no no no so now the pfizer

pfizer gang i'm madonna and modern again why are you pointing at me what are you

i didn't get

houses unvaccinated yeah [ __ ] building [ __ ] colby projects

ain't gonna rent them out and they ain't gonna tell you it's cold in there it's gonna open again in the house

it's covered all right so i thought it was you too nice yeah you [ __ ] with the pfizer modernist

shots parks me and parker argents y'all just dropping out pat passing out

places it's hot it's summer [ __ ] just ain't drinking water that's why they passed it officials are reviewing nearly 800 cases

800 whole cases of rare heart problems following immunization with the coronavirus vaccines made by

pfizer pfizer uh michelle um michele

according to data presented at a vaccine safety meeting on thursday night not all of the cases are likely to

be verified or related to vaccines and experts believe the benefits of it

bottom line the modern advisor people are passing out in your supermarkets and local starbucks

i love a nap they have uh i pass them i fall out in the supermarket yeah i almost claimed i slipped oh my

god oh my god heart inflammation bruh yo fam help just keep pointing out

that's just heart fluttering right now it's inflaming in front of me and you're

not worried when you just chill you walk the next and you're not worried oh cause you ain't even putting that stuff in you [ __ ] you um

right better smoke the hookah right after that right after this [ __ ] won't smoke the coconut hookah but

it's my hookah nobody else and nobody else has to hit it ever i mean i'm not really selfish with the

hookah you're sharing it with all the fellas on all the fellas

the ladies i'm asking a question

[Music]

no it's not the little chippendales [ __ ] you're sharing with

[Music] missions you might be going to bed

i keep making a call to see when the sex club is opening these [ __ ] will not open what's the sex club i don't i mean

i'm using kind of context questions i can kind of guess what it is

people have sex he's only good at math yeah i promise you the sex club the tax club what's that where they get

freaking swingers club where they [ __ ] i didn't know they had you have their number

yes yo is your girl here is your girlfriend here this [ __ ] says he has their number he

said he said he waiting for sites to open that [ __ ] said i keep calling them and they have not opened yet

i didn't know you and your response to that is i didn't know those clubs existed i i really didn't know a [ __ ] had that

number i didn't know somebody had their number well how did you

actually they didn't no but who's still doing that adrian broner just

in the car she recorded it she recorded him and wow uber driver is also recording

from the driver's seat oh wait no was [ __ ] in the uber he was in the uber yeah that's kind of swag

yeah it's a little swaggy i'm not going to hold you that's not swaggy i mean i've already participated in it

but adrian broner gets exposed by a struggle ig model for eating her box in an suv oh no

see i like to see who the ig models is let me see who did this but they put struggle next to me so it doesn't sound

promising yeah but sometimes the struggle won't be bad so let's see yeah let's see they just haven't came up

on a

no no no go to the article they're going to release her name or sean really want to know her

absolutely see if i would be inspired now

maybe i'm whack because i i don't see [ __ ] in the car no more i'm not [ __ ] in no car you 40 years

old that's what i'm saying and you got a couple dollars i used to it ain't about the money yeah

it's kind of like not too good for you that's why y'all go for [ __ ] in the car i swear too tall for [ __ ] guys

oh no that's a beautiful skyline oh he was inspired that's a good illness

okay i don't know if you got that memo maybe maybe a sprinter i can [ __ ] sprinter no you can't

because the rest of us are in there and we're not moving you guys are always

in the sprinter with me yeah um is that is that a class thing though is it a money thing let me just coach

because i look like there was a little bit of disagreement there i'm just checking it no i used to [ __ ] some cars back

like in my twenties yo you're six five i know it's hard at some point i realized this is not

worth it yeah that's this is not worth it man listen cause i tried to do that in the car one time and my dick wasn't cooperating and

then it's hard trying to have medium being on medium in the car

away in the car you need to be on extra yeah

[Music]

your dick just never was on medium in your life that's not what i said oh i was just asking absolutely but i'm

talking about having problems over there and i get right on top in the car we [ __ ] in the car you're not shoving me shoving my head oh

huh what do you mean how do you get on top i can't do it i'm taller than you though you're like five seven um i have scoliosis

[Applause] [ __ ] scoliosis

you don't what does that have to do with y'all scoliosis is a crooked spine i know so if my spine is straight then

i'm 6'4 but it's not straight i know but if i got it got it straightened

a little bit of strength if i got my back some straightening we'll call it me go sleep this would be perfectly fine come on now

we have important stuff to talk about like a boogie's teeth that's important wait what's important

no it's not a new teeth well you know what a bully got no teeth and nobody cares about that but we love you a boogie and congratulations

people went people go crazy when the rappers get new teeth i don't get why because they supposed to

be thugs

i understood when they was killing fab for fixing his mouth only because fab has had 20 million

lines about a chip too the same with nods they were upset when because he rhymed about a chipped tooth

and it was cool nice don't have the chip no more no i don't i don't think you make 100 million and keep the chip oh okay

maybe you get a fake one but then we'll still have him take the chip out what did now he's calling himself uh the crypto king uh what

yeah you could have a ripple in a row that [ __ ] rum nity said to gichi gichigati

his friend who was a [ __ ] member that he went he went somewhere and

turned into a quiet [ __ ] bitcoin [Laughter]

was out there going

crazy up there gucci him in the third

about all that punchline [ __ ] he went crazy i love geechee battles man

i ain't gonna go back in there i don't wanna try to win nah get you tonight they gotta wait a little bit because that third round get you you

gucci went into a whole real [ __ ] story about uh rum nitty inviting some

[ __ ] into the camp who then they later found out said some dispatching things about nip and gichi didn't like it

so he was like yo go fix it so that was that was the third and then he told that old author and he

ended it with some i don't give a [ __ ] about punchlines what's good is your pen if you ain't the

man you script well this is just it's craziness craziness on that stage

if you ain't the man you script you got to hear him say it though no i i i'm imagining him saying you know

he gets into yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah no they went crazy out there um anyway where was that going where was

i going i have not uh let's see let's see let's see look at this stupid uh extra smartphone do you want to undo the

double tap with three fingers [ __ ] move trying to read let's see hey boogie's

teeth no all right here's the topic here we go now this one might trigger you a little bit this is where i was going off or

whatever y'all was talking about somebody else put a picture of who y'all said put a picture out we just come out somebody put some out

what's that topic i don't know don't worry about it anyway this might trigger issue a little bit

why would it trigger me oh boy now sway lee

put out a picture of him and his current girl beautiful lady

congratulations to the beautiful couple ten minutes later sway lee's baby mom

instagrammed some things and i'm just going to read the first few

sentences in attempt to trigger ish and myself into great stimulating conversation the

first sentence is he means nothing for me or my daughter anymore

triggered yet bro just keep reading i am

he's just gonna keep doing his part then he know what it is and that's it so you all stop tagging me

and [ __ ] in one or two years our daughter already forgot him completely

that's all you want to read there it is enjoy it that triggered me at home

okay tell us why yeah we'd like to know why

because i wish that the opposite happened more often i i wish that when the relationship

gets tumultuous between the parents that the child could can somehow be

protected from that on both sides and i never feel like it's protection when you start to

plant things in the kid's mind in the kid's brain about the dad okay she wasn't even

supposed to include the child i didn't expect him yeah you can't say what your daughter or son forgot

i don't even think that maybe should have been a statement made in this moment it's just going to look like you replying to

him posting a picture having phone with his look the girl like well it looks like it looks amazing and and i don't like talking about people's

parenting issues i don't but it's kind of been a hot topic this summer and this was triggering me that's all he

means nothing for me or my daughter anymore that's unfortunate that's that's trauma that's pain that's that's that's

hurt yeah okay now from what i take from this one because that line in there about

so you can so you all can stop tagging me and [ __ ] and i hate when they say that that means that the people that are just

tagging you that you don't know from a can of paint have some influence on the things that you say and how you feel

and i know we just talked about that earlier with the comments and how it can be a lot right yeah even for me especially if

you're not prepared for that like if you're not he's a celebrity cool okay she's not so

to her opening her socials might be just regular whatever she do post this that in the third now out of

nowhere boom i'm bombarded with comments about some [ __ ] that i really don't want to think about not really think

not even focused on but here it is people from i don't like you said don't know from a can of paint are throwing this [ __ ] in

my face i could see it leading you to react if you're not going for that yeah i understand i go through some of that

in in my relationship like i'm numb i'm numb to some of the things people say on the internet because i i kind of understand i've been there a

while and you guys couldn't have been more meaner to anyone but me right so i get that but to the people

that aren't famous fam i'm not giving nobody a pass um if that's your stance

uh that's not my stance no no i'm i said like she could be feeling this

sort of she could be triggered is what i'm saying you don't reply like that that'd be my beef women be having

too much yeah but women get emotional and reply that's what they've done so we know that already but what does he

let's just say the the fans are antagonizing her right answer the fans don't bring your

child in this and don't bring him in it see to me she's answering the face and i know you

think saying look this [ __ ] that y'all keep

tagging me about don't do [ __ ] for us we don't [ __ ] with him so stop tagging me and [ __ ] i don't give a [ __ ] you're not answering the fans

and that's not going to stop them from tagging of course not no they don't know that because but you're not answering the fans you're

critiquing him there's a difference two strangers there's a difference i'm you hear what i'm saying you're seeking

him and from somebody who's y'all know right so

i don't have to really address it because i don't want to even give that no attention but again you are putting this in a

public forum that can never come back well let me i i can address it a little bit

because a little bit because sin and i didn't have the prettiest

of separations right but recently and this was a proud moment for me recently you know we've been king a

little bit and she said yo man um i say yo is there anything i could do more as a father blood

she said um damn what the [ __ ] did she say that i thought was on some point she said yeah you could you could

attempt to spend more time with him because what i'm noticing is boy he's in a great

he's in that like such better spirits when he leaves you like when he's spending the whole day with you he come over here happy as can

be and uncle ish and she's saying about them no you're [ __ ] stupid ass [ __ ] with these

oreos my kid fell off the chair the other day

yeah yeah i'm gonna teach them all that but what she was saying i'm cracking them yeah i mean but what she said to me that touched my

heart i almost cried but i didn't was yo i understand what some of these

moms be saying now that i didn't understand before when the moms would say yo i need the dad i need i need the dad

i ain't gotta [ __ ] with him but i need the dad to be there for the kid and touch my heart now so to isis so to the point that we make

an ice that you can't necessarily speak on in the event that you and your fiance were to separate god forbid

and y'all weren't seeing eye to eye you would hope as a man and as a father

that your child would be kept out of that i agree you would hope that she wouldn't

say things like that even if even if it's true right because that's the protected child the

protecting the challenge that takes a level of maturity that i don't have i understand that both sides

a lot of them don't have listen to this that's that's just real [ __ ] she's saying things that even if

the fans are getting and she jumps she's young he's young to ask you how old is sin uh she's 28.

sin is still in her 20s and the fact that she could say that and convey that

to you some women in their 40s have not gotten that level of maturity yet

right like i'm with you we don't need no no no no you might not need him

your child needs him and a lot of them can't separate they can't like because i can't

get along with your father you can't get along you give them saying like yeah like they take it out on the same

the challenge is the one that's suffering this is not a team effort bro again me personally like i haven't seen my

daughter in almost two years bro that's key key development

to stages that and my daughter is infatuated with me right so again

for her to say yo my daughter don't need him you can't say i can't say that i can't say that no [ __ ] you don't need

him the daughter does [ __ ] out of here like yo that [ __ ] is and yo it's immaturity

it's unfortunate and you know good luck to them hopefully they'll get through this but yeah that's crazy yeah good good uh good

luck and prayers and and grace be with the entire family

that's all yeah but yeah the kids shouldn't be collateral damage and two adults doing whatever they're doing

kids should never yeah i agree you know what i'm saying like a kid shouldn't be collateral damage in that that [ __ ] is disgusting

yep i'm with you thank you thank you yeah thank you

all right here's a topic that has been weighing heavy on isis spirit and soul

ice has been calling all members of this podcast every day of the week asking us if we

were prepared to speak about peter guns versus cisco in a boxing match i'm not prepared

he kept wanting to know if we had seen this exhibition sam he went crazy on twitter

what's wrong with him it wasn't just that fight though it was this whole event it was so just before you started okay

this is the best [ __ ] what night was this friday i believe it's friday night this was friday night so i get home

after a long day of pardon and i don't pay this any mind actually we hung out a little bit we played monopoly as soon as y'all

left this fight came on well the fight was on i didn't know right open up twitter they're talking about the fight

and they're talking about lamar odom versus uh aaron carter aaron carter sorry let me see that let me tell you

how stupid i am i somehow in my [ __ ] loving hip-hop

ass brain thought that peter guns versus cisco was the headlining fight

it was it was a co-headline but yeah no that's the way they built it because like i thought there was a whole car yo can people don't say co-headline to

me again i'm with you i'm with you i don't want to hear that term it's one headline ever again

it goes back to my it's okay to be a teammate kind of it's in that same realm it's okay it's okay the whole main event

yeah yeah but let me tell the public what happens when people co-headline the two people that are co-headlining fight

over who's going last so i don't want to hear that [ __ ] and whoever goes last is that the headline headliner well that's not

true when was it not true summer jam most of the summer jams which one in the

in the 90s early 2000s what they would do is they would have no i'm not gonna tell you they would have the headliner go

and then they would have somebody play after that as the crowd was walking out that was always the case the headliner

would go there would be an act after the headliner that was not as big and the crowd they were playing summer jam that i really remember

feeling like that wayne wayne was the headliner and brought ross out when he

was the hottest thing in the world mm-hmm and that was the headline he ended he ross

ended that that's a good old bmf that ended that i think it might have been another one with well it was a

couple of them in a row with that question announced and he might have headlined and that went crazy

i'm telling you they used to do it i don't remember that it would be a headliner i used to go to summer gym ever i believe you obviously but anyway back to this i

don't even remember what we're talking about now we're talking about the [ __ ] headlines i thought they were headlining so my stupid

ass at 11 49 goes to order this fight and i see lamar

hold him with his hands in the air and i'm like ooh we about to really see what peter guns is about to do now and

then all right that's it thanks for fighting thanks for joining us showtime box and i'm like what so i missed it i had to see the

clips but i'm just tossing this dice because this is a ice it's not oh here we go

this topic is ice cold

all right ice no give us your analysis fam just the whole event this was the

funniest this was all comedy from the minute wide neck fought do y'all know who wide neck is no

remember the gentleman that went viral because of a mug shot in his neck yeah he was on the card fighting he

fought yes i don't know did he win he whooped his ass who'd he fight big mouth

but that's just this dude right here is 63. who's 63. the dude on the uh oh no this

peter i'm sorry there was another another fight it was like a 63 year old retired boxer fighting some dude like the card was just comedy

look cisco up there he hidden rich dollars yes rich dollars as the guest referee is that's comedy that's

comedy cisco this [ __ ] was funny did he break up the fights yeah no he actually did a real good job

okay out he took it serious i heard peter guns won this fight but he's still lost no no yeah yeah

what because the judges voted for cisco well i don't know peter goes

i'll tell you real quick peter guns hit uh cisco with a low blow rich dollars directed the judges to

subtract these are some of the worst punches i've ever seen in my entire existence the best punch was the one that hit rich

and you wanted me you wanted me to go to passing with cisco all right man go ahead but yeah so peter

um so cisco won by decision we love you shout out shout out to cisco's hands

you wanted me shout out to peter guns um he looked

good to be uh yeah the guy was a little really happy yeah oh man this is and then after the fight they

was they wanted to continue fighting it was like yo let's take the gloves off and and fight now you're lying no i'm here i'm not making it is it

peter gunn's hosting cheaters currently yes so this is what he's doing in his off time just

picking people to fight who who do you all want to who do you all want to see in the next celebrity match-up well i was there

anybody all right quick funny story any of you [ __ ] i'm gonna watch it quick real quick funny story a couple

years ago i had words with a rapper on twitter and he threatened to fight me and the guy from celebrity boxing hit me up and

was like yo if y'all are serious i'll set it up so i would have took that fight and

trained and fought this dude even though i heard he's really nice with his hands and i i'd afford him you you got paid to hit

the hit the ground on i definitely got paid i'd hit him i might have hit the ground i got a guy i

got my [ __ ] off the ground i got my [ __ ] off though one hundred percent it'd have been two years ago the guns is beating the brakes off at

cisco from what i'm saying yeah that's what it looked like yeah that's what happened okay but anyway

yeah i'm del mar and lamar oh the one that i saw the clips of that one dude that was like a very good fight yo [ __ ] on twitter said you're in

charlemagne i would watch that i would absolutely watch telling you what he said

i paid a full pay-per-view price for that how much do you think we should charge whatever it is i'm paying

and i think he might beat you maybe fam what is it maybe hello doing

right what is lamar doing no no keep it keep it going i'm rolling with you and saying maybe

okay that's it oh that's all right yeah that's it you might beat you i'm not never doing one of these

maybe there's a few of you [ __ ] i'll rumble with in there oh it looks like he's fighting a child

or something in boxing i'll do a two round i'll do a two rounder it was three two minute round

i'm not doing oh i could do three two minute rounds first of all you my man i'm not letting

you get in there and fight nobody thanks this is that thing so you fighting mitch for him i'm good

this is at the end of your run when you are uh i stopped running

no you're still running oh we trying to get a bag

[Music] i'm talking about at the end of your celebrity-ism but it's over there's a

bag coming and the three of us don't talk no more i swear to god

boy i

first [ __ ] joe versus [ __ ] versus [ __ ] yeah that's stupid aaron carter man

shout out to you for even getting in there and letting that flurry of punches off look at this

you can't tell me this [ __ ] was not comedy though it's funny we can't go from this and talk about the chrissy teigen [ __ ]

how do we how do we do that bro i'm not i'm not that great of a party chrissy teigen was in a fight of her own on

twitter there we go that's a nice little dress really parks what happened i don't know

you tell me she's always in a fight on twitter i don't know what this one was oh man you know i don't i heard two

separate stories i don't be knowing either because it's some white business i stay out of

i love her and i love her husband i always thought she was kind of funny i did i don't follow her but i see her

follower i've you can't be mean on twitter anymore guys

and if you were what happened with her and if you were

ever mean in the past guys oh that's what happened you're gonna go find it she was being in the past she was she was mean in the past and i'm

gonna make up a club or a spot where mean people can centralize

because that's enough for this they had it it's usually twitter they used to be twitter yeah hey [ __ ] y'all [ __ ]

no that don't work now chrissy teigen is apologizing for bullying because she said some things

that were inappropriate now you can't tell consequences you can't tell people to go kill themselves

that's over it's over the top especially when you're publishing you can't do that now when your husband's

john legend you can't say that to your husband sings over the most beautiful chords and

about peace and love and yeah yeah yeah he has one of the most beautiful voices

[Laughter] hey chrissy i'm supporting you through this crisis

uh and then respectfully over here respectfully of course i don't want anybody to die and she did apologize

she apologized oh well no you apologize based on the public heat though

you feel me like you ain't apologized because you or you could apologize cause maybe you didn't see it you don't see it that way anymore hey man i should have

told you to kill yourself yeah but i'm glad you're like an ish to your point hey public heat comes from

could they go dig up your old [ __ ] oh and wait a minute hold up they dug up something on the new new dude that they dug up on her by the

way so let me just say that i won't say his name but they dug up some [ __ ] on him and said he was calling black women

for some things listen to his past all right i'm gonna say let's not jump i'm gonna say this oh and i'm gonna let

him say i'm not without interruption you're right if you've had a twitter since 2008

nine or ten and it's the same twitter you have today you got some [ __ ] up that's what i was

talking about i mean screaming screaming get this [ __ ] off go back up for a minute

that's it go right right there right yeah me oh that looks like a nice young lady

i'm about to buy me some fashion

what a bikini i've never seen the tiger one i never

said yeah when i go in the comments and find out

who added uh this designer damn what the hell

yeah yo you know why i'm laughing and we're gonna get the christmas thing you know i'm laughing because sometimes

my finger hits the shop button by mistake on instagram and that's where all the fine girls are

and then my dumb ass going there trying to shop trying to go find the boutiques and the damn girls are

just they adding the [ __ ] uh the manufacturer oh this material here i'm like

[ __ ] who are you where can i find i mean you

these women are making some money yeah they are not foreign

waste trainers all of that [ __ ] yeah they doing this all right now yeah they dug some [ __ ] up on homeboy michael costello like i said

man if you have a twitter and it's the same page you had from 2008 9

or anybody can there's there's some [ __ ] there's it you all have it everybody has it that's

that's just what it is it's like herpes no everybody has herpes yeah

no that's what he said right hey fam speak for yourself don't do that now let's get in the science party yeah we don't have to be

we was a joke it was a joke i'm chilling i don't have herpes oh no wait everybody don't have herpes

wait that was a joke that was a rumor they were lying yeah [ __ ] you if that's

the rumor absolutely it was the clan making atreets i'm sorry huh what the [ __ ] is a treat the the

soda pop back in the door oh you know that's not a treat that was adrian queen

no they said the clan was making yeah killers wait what it was like we were drinking them [ __ ] i ain't

never drinking them

master class oh yeah so this is why see i stay out of white people business sometimes and i miss this juicy

ass story that i had to learn about from 2020 what about people dude

real housewives of beverly hills uh i don't know if i claimed them i don't i didn't even know that was a

show oh they got a real housewives at everywhere now man they got it i know but i don't watch these things we men the fact that

i'm even discussing this before the playoffs irks my soul but real quick and i'll move on real

housewives of beverly hills there's a lady named erica jane there she is right there okay right

and apparently on there she's showing off her mansions her cars her pools her clothes she got a record

deal uh the videos look crazy the songs are crazy she's iced out it's mad money it's like

it's lit super super super lit right okay she's married to a gentleman named

uh thomas girardi okay who is a world famous

uh settlement attorney out in uh out in los angeles okay who was running a business

called gerardian king okay and he apparently has made

hundreds and millions of dollars in settlements uh he uh he had some of the victims from

uh 911 he had uh some of the victims from uh

that horrible plane crash when that plane went down somewhere but he had some of those victims and he was

winning a lot of money and never giving it to him oh to the victims

not at one of them really he's kept up herself so they so they investigated him and

gotten the [ __ ] out of here but in investigating him they're investigating her who's been on tv for

the last half and many years lost spending all of his real money

[ __ ] cameras so there's a 20 20 episode on this you should watch it i was completely blown away

in looking at it because i didn't know anything about the story and it was a really juicy story oh and now she divorced him sure

all i spank you no no no spanky left the spanky left where'd the money go that's what

people are trying to find out he said he said hey he did a deposition because they

were taking them to court in the deposition they asked hey where's everything and he said yo at

my peak i have 50 to 80 million dollars in cash and it's all gone now i had 50 million

dollars in my stock portfolio and it's all gone bankruptcy and they pulled up them

[Music] episodes

what that money is in [ __ ] malta somewhere chilling screaming screaming i've told the whole

story and you still trying to piece it together it's cool it's over it's over it's over go check it out if you have the time but

i'm just saying and missing staying out of white people business you miss some juicy [ __ ] like like this

oh and speaking of congratulations to uh the families of those in hoboken

uh the big train crash in hoboken 2016. some of you may remember i do

remember that uh the families have won over eight million dollars in settlements so

let me a round of applause for the dumb pop it up as well

you got to be a sick dude to take money i think he took on pseg two times beat him twice kept everything

that's gangster i don't know that's gangster hey bro that's the definition stamped gangster

you're winning all of this money from all of these big ass corporations and you just pocketing

everything you're just ignoring families

no that's disgusting victims and orphans victims and orphans gangsters have been

robbing people for centuries yes you can't take them you can't take money from victims and orphans no i

agree then why don't you sound like you agree i'm with you

i'm gonna move on hey check this out check this out real quick

if you are doing anything illegal to get money maybe you shouldn't like

brag and show it word dumbass [ __ ] away from the camera

that's all yo just get away from the camera whether it be instagram like y'all just keep doing this [ __ ]

that's crazy i love y'all it's just the greatest man that's funny

all right so nobody saw a j cole's hockey jersey i didn't know he had a hockey jersey

he's playing hockey now i don't follow j cole fitz pull it up jay

cole pull it up i'm just saying is he doing this j cole has been in new york being

mysterious he popped out on the balcony with uh diddy and they had a little playful

moment that was great and then he ran over by some train tracks and shot a video with little tj

right okay and in the video they took some pictures they posted to

instagram and i had enough

nobody's gonna say nothing about j cole scream man what the [ __ ]

yo what is up with him today oh there's that yelling thing that scared the audience away

yo nobody sees this mighty ducks hockey jersey with the balenciaga shorts with the socks rolled up high with some

converses it's cool that's drip no got it that's cool got it that's what he does that's his [ __ ]

though yeah that's kind of his thing i hate everyone else i hate everybody

it looks crazy look yo bam

somebody has to talk to jermaine yo no i put this on and went anywhere you

are murdered oh my god you did that before i never had this jersey you had the hockey i've never had this i just

had this jersey you didn't have the hockey people didn't have the hockey football basketball jersey golf yeah the water had a colorado

hockey football basketball jersey no i didn't know that's what screen man but anyway yeah like that's you know

kobe on that other [ __ ] stone cold [ __ ] put me in that jersey

i want to know he did that he just put that jersey on me i wanted to say something i could

he

well first of all we was on our way somewhere why don't i just indict people

it was a long long time ago yeah no i put that on the other night ish how

could jerseys used to be fly though but not the basketball hockey jersey yeah not that [ __ ] he had what what about this one

that's how i feel about this one that's not fly either and it's summer man come on come on cola

still ask you to mix mix the whole number is a little a little diddly i would like to see hockey

jerseys coming i mean i can't comment because i can't dress this but that [ __ ] does look well so whatever hockey dresses were dope they

were yeah that was a run no one i knew the old part was over do you want to know the merry-go-round

when you got them teeth

deep sweat

this is when i knew the pod was over so i'm going to try to keep you out of this trap with your little all jerk hug your jersey shouldn't make a comeback

i knew the power was over when i came in here and said yo as elliott banks is cooking cats

and you and these [ __ ] said man well i mean it's her cat

yeah i was guessing that that was it i don't think i said that oh it's her business what does it mean

right it's her pet i mean you didn't boil it i mean you didn't chop it up i'm i'm a cat fan i don't think i said

that maybe not you but that's when what it happened that's what it went

i know we gotta we got relationships yeah i know i know but that's what that's

where parks is taking me with this hockey journey

[Music] look at his hair like cole always had that was that always his [ __ ] or was it

always my [ __ ] he biting this [ __ ] no that was his [ __ ] i always look like [ __ ] i've never seen

him look like he gave a [ __ ] right you've never seen me look like i gave a [ __ ] joe you're

walking around with four thousand dollar coats on [ __ ] that was a four thousand dollar shorts no they're not

yeah they keep going it's the jersey i want to

talk about no y'all don't care you know what i'm doing no no i've never gone

you got a camera

yeah that's funny yo oh man all right all right uh i don't have nothing else to say if y'all think killing cats is

cool we don't we don't oh well if y'all think that hockey jersey is cool oh my god

yes playoffs parks chris paul he's showing up man he's showing up he's showing up before we get out of

here i said they're going to the finals after at the end of last episode i like the suns this year and they have

almost my last name on their jersey and look now he starts to show up oh oh my god look at that look at that

look at that hey yo you you saw coincidence you saw the white on white car i loved that right there oh that was

really great that was amazing those thugs that was amazing yo he's beating the dude up holding him down talking to his

man saying y'all i'ma [ __ ] your boy up and then goes back to hitting him some more and then hits the other guy too because the other guy's trying to like

break it up yeah anybody get some smoke and that said sun's at four it doesn't i like how you pause though

hold up let me give you some bars real quick and and yeah and this is still ain't letting them know and this is the the

street thug yeah i mean that devin booker is looking for yeah devin booker wants to find the sons

and four guy that's white privilege does he not really no i'm not gonna say that yeah he's looking for him

what are you gonna do give him some course i see his question man see the game oh he is i want to he's

gonna defend him

kd man ran on the court hey whoever on twitter uh that said uh when it comes

to scoring devin booker wrote the book

he scored 70 in a game no we need to be brought back buddy

keeps scoring it's cool let's go the book on squad all right let's bring the beat in bring the book

in uh all right so i'm a sons fan though all right you're a sons fan then let's do this quick cause we are not a sports podcast

ice your team is still in it how do you feel y'all just lost they gave that game away tied up two two uh that was that might be the morale

changing game i don't know they gave that game away they should have won it the young boys is feeling themselves now

and they got very big confidence boosts philly you should be worried okay especially if mb don't play let's

move it to uh let's move it to another uh injury riddle team the big three on the nets is down to the big one

yeah kevin durant game is tonight let's see what kd can do we've never

really seen him by by himself if he's looking for a stage he got it yeah he has it

it was no harden there's no kyrie no westbrook no no help no staff no clay yeah

he got it let's see that's kevin durant that's kevin durant yeah i know he's never been kevin durant by

himself he's always been kevin durant well now they're saying hardness is hopeful to play and no you know what i mean you see this

this is his stage and that's the box too this is his end yeah you got to fear the deer still not really you know well kd wants some

headlights because it's he got it yeah if the buck's somehow final if if the nets are going

to stay injured and the bucks find a way to win then i might be picking up then i might pick chris paul to get his

ring this year only because of the mike conley injury yeah yeah youtube utah's my finals pick but i need

them to be healthy i'm not sure if you thought i was going to get out of the la series now yeah depending on how healthy paul george is looking like payoff pee

well phoenix just look like they waiting for either one of y'all yeah which they are and if the nets don't hit the finals i

do have phoenix beating whoever ends up there and i would like to see it someone who's been critical of chris paul i would like

to see i'd like him to get his ring too he deserves that i would um robbery robbery broad daylight no gun

all nba defensive teams have been released uh the first and the second team at least i always thought there was

a third team too since i'm not sure apparently

not so good but this should be one who got robbed uh nerlins noel for one

on the new york knicks and homeboy on the pacers malzah

uh [ __ ] mouse turner led the league in blocks three blocks a game uh nerlins noel uh

two point nine blocks a game one steal yeah that's good numbers fam

i love your sixers that the maxi guy whoever tyreese whatever homeboy is that plays i don't think he's

playing enough he shouldn't have been there over over oh fiber uh all nba first team is greek freak

rudy gobert draymond uh draymond green drew holiday ben simmons i won't i won't i don't have an issue with

with that oh my god and uh dialing brooks dylan brooks i'm looking for him too

john marantz uh john grizzlies from memphis how did dylan brooks not make a

dylan brooks nerlins noel and uh miles turner let me read the second team

oh this is the second team bam jimmy mb kawhi uh matisse diable kawhi man

all right man all right no comment yeah no comment no say it please

he don't deserve it not this year not this year not this year but it has to be i just wanted somebody to finally say

he didn't do it he didn't look like that he didn't look like he looked like that i didn't not on the defense he's starting to now

though well yeah now but he's been turning up this series uh let's see what's these are the people that received more votes [ __ ] with

marcus smart heavy marcus smart d's up nerlins noel didn't even get a vote

oh one second team oh my god they voted for clint capela over there once noelle no nervousness got one point i'm

out of here i'm at it i'm done with this i'm done with this i don't have anything else that i need to give to people

nor do i i don't think i do either all right how about you guys have another fight lined up if you

need us to if you do i will be watching i'll tell you that much oh my god yo i opened up twitter and he was going

i laughed all night i don't understand this she was funniest [ __ ] i've seen it

where's that time at right now park 204 204 let me read kevin hart tweets okay pull them up pull them up pull them

up cause i didn't know that this just happened we got breaking news kevin hart woke up and had some time

and that's not true kevin r didn't wake up in halftime kevin hart has a fatherhood movie that's dropping on friday

and like he typically does he gets on the internet and does his promotion thing and in doing that

you have to read what people are saying so he had time today to get [ __ ] popping and he says i got time today the whole

he's not funny slander is the best this is for you i have three stand-up

comedy specials that fall in the top 10 highest grossing comedy specials of all time

two of my specials are in the top three all time i have been the highest grossing

comedian in entertainment for years now i have also been the highest grossing comedian in the box office with

over 4 billion in earnings i have also turned my comedic talent

into a place of business and branding and radio and uh and radio and other revenue streams

the hate slander fuels me to do more me too kev me too that's the part they don't get

you guys are what makes this business fun because it's not about getting to the top it's about doing your best to

stay on top after you get there

i really talk [ __ ] but i felt the need to today stop believing these headlines and read the actual articles

you guys fall for the banana and the tailpipe trick every time

oh j cole said it best if you're laughing at a millionaire the joke's on you now back to your regularly scheduled

program live love laugh uh make sure you tune in to my radio show today 4pm 7pm series

the super rich [ __ ] after they say some spicy [ __ ] they always put like love in life love like love live love laugh afterward

i know a lot of women that put that same phrase after they curse your ass out loving light women are great man shout

out to the women out there can i shout the women out this is that okay that's what you're doing

can we i just got i want to make sure we love them yes we do too who doesn't love them on this man

literally nothing he said addresses that he's not funny slender at all that's that's just what i don't get started talking so you start talking

about money you lose right there actually not just that if you if you stack up the eddie murphy movies

in today's dollars see because again when you start talking about highest grossing movies you're

talking about today's dollars and eddie murphy had lines around the corner in bloomfield cinema when movies

was four dollars so it don't really equate i know but we're talking about 20 21.

no so again when you start talking about the money thing you're in twenty one dollars the movies are

[ __ ] twenty dollars to go to now thirty dollars to go to so if you make a billion dollars from a movie

it's different than when [ __ ] was paying four dollars a flick and it makes this statement true no i agree i agree with you trying to

add the context to it listen when i went to that whatever party that was oh that was tyrese and the rock was there

and the rock said y'all i'm the highest grossing actor in hollywood i was blown away i didn't know if it was

true or not i didn't certainly didn't check but that [ __ ] stuck with me the whole week and i went and i was like oh i did the math and

oh yeah maybe right like you said it was vin diesel i mean yeah it was not the problem i'm

talking about diesel yeah uh and that's that i've read this too we'll get to this but are we over uh

what were we just talking about i i just think that when if somebody's saying either you're not funny or something and

your your response to that is i bet i'm rich i'm rich oh i'm doing numbers both can be true yeah you know what i'm

saying and personally i find kevin hart funny but i'm just saying your response to somebody saying yo you're not funny is

uh yeah but i'm the highest grossing the good for you it's like a [ __ ] you know you can't rap yeah it's like a

[ __ ] saying yo you can't rap you're not nice [ __ ] say you're also a zillion album hey number three once said you could

tell a [ __ ] i spit better than you and he'll still say i'm richard for whatever i do that is exactly what they

will say when three was rapping he was ill they're gonna be ill again when he starts no he's not rapping no more um

yeah kev uh that don't really address the criticism of it it actually kind of makes the

criticism a little better yeah like i feel like when you do that it's like saying yeah but

you could once you say yeah you agree with me i'm good nah but you know five mil i ain't been rhyming like

common sense no but not just that you could say i'm not funny [ __ ] but the numbers speak elsewhere the

numbers don't necessarily number no the numbers could be you promote it don't say you've done it numbers could be anything that don't mean you're funny

when it comes to stand-ups [ __ ] think you're funny to go pay for your stand-up or you're popular

after a certain point the name alone will bring you out yeah i guess listen call her daddy let's

read it let's read it let's read it let's read it breaking news round of applause breaking

news round of applause oh wait what

they yanked it no spotify clinches 60 million dollar plus

deal with alex cooper for call her daddy podcast yanking it

away from bar stool oh i have to read this alex cooper and her sex positive podcast

call her daddy are leaving barnstool sports coming to spotify exclusive next month under a multi-year deal

all existing and new episodes of call her daddy will remain free and starting july 21 will be

available only on spotify in addition to bringing that podcast to

spotify exclusively the deal also covers all future episodes and additional exclusive new projects and development

with cooper the three-year agreement between cooper oh she got 60

and three white robes [ __ ]

that's 20 percent [ __ ]

cooper and spotify is worth more than 60 million in total source familiar with the paxo variety and makes it spotify's

biggest exclusive deal uh for a woman-led podcast to date

no that's their biggest deal outside of joe rogan can't say no can't say can't say can't

say can't say not true wall street journal go back i don't read that fast wall street journal which first reporter had pegged the deal at

around over 20 million got it all right first of all congratulations

round of applause out here that's number one two she just started the show three

years ago damn yeah three years ago

but it was her and a co-host and then they had a split the calls went and started the podcast

and then she continued this podcast on bar stool i don't know who retained ownership if

that was bar stool or her or her girl but i think it no i mean no longer her and her girl it was

either just this young lady or her and bar stool barstool also may have

a deal with spotify i don't know it says the deal does not involve barstool sports which has been the home

of car daddy since 2018 going forward spotify will co-produce car daddy with cooper

oh i'm not talking about this here i need a whole nother episode no no we'll do this on patreon i'm

incredibly thankful for everyone who has supported helped him been a part of core daddy cooper said a statement from his star three years ago the show's always

been about challenging the status quo and manifesting conversations that previously only happened behind closed doors

this car daddy has consistently ranked in the top 15 party they big they're big they big and was number five

most listened to podcasts on spotify in 2020 known was joe rogan experienced followed by ted talks daily the new york times daily

and the spotify exclusive to michelle obama podcast all news podcast

got you by the way core daddy is also the second most popular female in the global leader

all right listen us though i can't talk about this yeah that's though

where the hell is dave portnoy i'm not talking about this this is a patreon episode all right we got

sleepers yeah yeah yeah cause i want to hear you but you like that [ __ ] sound like french to me so i wouldn't yeah no no no no no

we're gonna come right back in the patreon i know who that is we will come right back

sausage yeah we're gonna have this conversation i'm so happy for her but wow

um i said yo when was that song made i said i think 88 i was in eighth grade seventh

grade 88. that's when they think that's when they tried to shoot the [ __ ] out of reagan i

think they tried to take reagan did they hit him they succeeded hell

yeah they shot that name he lived yeah

it's like every day i'm still blown away by the jfk [ __ ] that doc i see

they learned me a lesson there's like oh they proved to me it was a you know what

i'm saying

somebody put out a little soliloquy about cancer culture i guess i got a hat somewhere oh you just in

your jersey bag huh all the way always born and raised

neither no i was born in queens actually i wasn't [Laughter]

i was born in harlem [ __ ] say something say something about it ain't jersey i sent jim jones right to your door he

in jersey [Laughter] hey hey yeah hey hey

hey hey let me turn this up man you [ __ ] with y'all all right man we out of here

real good part real good part real good part gentlemen that's funny real good pod stay away from the comments stay away

from the comments they mean you no harm no ever going in there anyway yeah they throw extra support

went oh no they throw extra hate when it seemed like you with me so yeah take it from me if you don't know

that if you don't know that it could get a little tricky out here listen keep us in your prayers lord

knows we need to be there until the next time i bid you a dude farewell adios ariba durchie so long goodbye

and all of that good stuff life is a series of moments and moments pass moments past moments past

so let's make this one last as if it's all that we have you heard no man hey

what you know about this d nice nothing yeah right all right lastly before we go remember

the baddies are insecure they're stagnant women want to travel and the closed-minded women want you to teach them things grab an ibuprofen

enjoy your attic