P.T.S.D. (Podcasters That Seem Depressed)

i can't wait people been saying you've been getting fine in your groove a little bit like stella

they haven't been saying that i'm not making this up it's just stuff i don't like my bobby too loud man

let me get back for really reading i'd be listening back no i listen back i

listen back that's part of the that's part of the gig as you supposed to yeah i'm gonna start listening to

i listen a little bit and then other [ __ ] if you're not ready to devote yourself

to the gig that's true then why are we in the game that's true why are we in the gig

well that makes sense i'm not you know let me tell you what i'm about to do you're gonna hit me this morning trying to have like a sentimental talk

i hate when people do that we record yeah we're always recording because parks is on his grizzly that's right you heard

that's right happy new york day too hey happy new york day we celebrate new york

today gunshots

tongue in the end this morning he's trying to have a sentimental moment with me boy do i hate that as a virgo i hate

when people try to have those oh it's disgusting it feels so

yucky like when it's in person i only like it on a million little things and this is

um i don't like that [ __ ] in person we gotta tell ian to play some weird acoustic vibey music in the background

while he has the conversation so it taps into that nigga's all sitting in front of some artsy picture talking about how about you buddy are you good you're

how you doing for real but then i'm like you know what no one ever asked that so if someone asked that yeah you have

to appreciate it especially me today with just where the world is so i appreciate it so i sit and ponder

and i say i'm good man thanks that's awesome man i appreciate i appreciate you asking sure but then he

doubled down and he said no man cause you know if you're ever rougher

if anything's ever going on you know you can talk to me nice that's nice that's dope yeah so

then i'm like yeah good friendship oh is that what it is maybe i'm really toxic

why why you look at it like that so they're not

well then i opened up to him and what i said to him was and i'm great but

maybe that's the problem i'd be great like i don't know when to not be

great like the world could be burning down and my my perspective on it i'm just

gonna come out feeling great so i said that to him and then i felt like he didn't understand right so then i tried to find a different way to say it

and i said all right let me put it to you like this plenty of times i just want to [ __ ]

end this [ __ ] but i'm not so you keep

going ta-da like yeah what the [ __ ] are we talking about here leaving gotta keep going

with how you feel you're taking the [ __ ] or you get off the toilet the gig is the gig what you sign yourself up for whatever you think your

purpose is your fate blah blah blah but that's where i'm at with it there

was a bill blurskit on that one of my favorite skits he was like yo i think about just ending this [ __ ] for the tiniest of reasons

like when my wife wants me to get extra [ __ ] from the store after i just left the store i want oh i should just

go get hit by a bus and [ __ ] get the [ __ ] out of here but you can't do that so you go back to the

store the end and it's mental health awareness month still because i said it

okay it's important it's important it is i just talked to y'all about ptsd

what's that stand for podcasters that seem depressed

hey yo dog you know my teeth [ __ ] up man [ __ ] it into your teeth he'll not eat

[ __ ] he's not supposed to use the teeth why

are you using your teeth still you [ __ ]

i've never used my teeth in my life to eat no box no i didn't though she told me she's

lying oh so she could only see so she could only tell you thank you but she could only tell you things huh

look you can't even laugh [ __ ] you want to keep eating candy and [ __ ] let me start this [ __ ] part ptsd

podcasters that seem depressed hey i do this [ __ ] for real man i can see through the antics the gimmicks

some of you [ __ ] are sad i can change that d to mean something else too but i ain't

um

lately

no he's getting better oh i didn't know i thought this came with the territory that [ __ ]

and that's why and i'm gonna start this part soon i'm getting i'm getting hot what's today wednesday oh we hit a part of the day i'm gonna

start this part soon but he can't trick me i feel like i told ian ian you can't fool me

you want to kill yourself all the time too you're just insulated you draw your pictures you jog in the morning

you [ __ ] you take your little walks you have a fiancee you go fishing you can't fool me with your

fishing [ __ ] i know why you fish you fish to keep from being suicidal yes

you lost hey yo your brain is way out there on that one maybe i just like the fish why okay

why do you like to fish to clear my head and get my thoughts together because maybe get something to eat wait

time out no no i love where we are right now no no no no let me stay with you i can't fight three of you actually i can if y'all

want to get froggy uh uh it's a ish

to clear my mind and do all that [ __ ] you just said right because yin yang got it gotta exist what

happens if if if your mind's not clear what happens if you are not

doing the things consistently that you need to do for self-preservation for your thought to be it could be a lot

of clear clip stop clear of of clutter clutter what's the worst

case scenario if it if the pendulum swings that way for everyone nobody's exempt

you could maybe commit violence towards someone else no no no for me i i'm not allowed yes i'm not just not or

something else yes you know i'm not official but a button a release yeah some type of release

right right yeah everything that goes in got to go out whether it's violence or somebody else violence toward yourself don't get

me started on the news bro they are going i'm not leaving the house they have totally rearranged my

birthday plans i'm not going nowhere i'm not budging i mean they rode up on the scooters in queens

and just started ringing at the barbecue oh no they there was ten of them they

[ __ ] walked and was on scooters where did you let the footage keep yeah about this what happened in queens

gang [ __ ] start shooting on screen at the cookout at the cookout yeah yeah stay in the

house i will watch peacock from bed no you know i was in atlanta

dawg you know linux is bougie i'm not going to listen to this linux square mall it's the

booster that's the hook no that ain't booze in there rather yeah no no no no

no no no you come from a different atlanta no i'm just saying no yeah i was agreeing no that's what i was leaning to fam

[ __ ] be shooting out naming marcus yes you got a whiff i mean they got a [ __ ] no i don't have to wear nothing

i don't want to go to neiman marcus if you don't go to linux don't go they got gun don't tell me

detectors in the mall my [ __ ] that's where we are good that is crazy though i don't want

to go nowhere without metal detectors honestly i went to the strip club the other night it was just in pathmark every hey what's that

is that what we're doing today i'm asking you it must have been a good night i'm in the middle of making a prolific point okay profound [ __ ]

einstein coming up that's what you want to do i know i was asking no but why are you asking

because it might have been a good night or a bad night well i called you and told you about my night oh i forgot you did and you told me

about something in exchange i did so i want to know what type of box yes

let me know what we doing with music happy wednesday salute i'm here you talking about cooking right

now i'm here today you don't have to do the queen shootout you're my guy was just asking what's

going on i loved the poster i had a blast all right yeah i had an amazing evening

quality dancing that night that you tried to keep me away from talking about yo youtube you too soft to

go over there i didn't say that at all courier you say that to me man time to work yo you

you don't go there i go don't date me don't lie corey we both can't talk the same time and

corey's not barred from talking on this podcast so are you going to go you i'm going to go mad

nights ish call from the strip from the spot in the hood we won't uh lo uh just close this close

the place man nice he called from the spot yo it's lit over here i ran into that real quick then went home you though

stay over there oh you went there you you shouldn't go over here no no yeah he went down [ __ ] that you

see and that's what i'd be saying when i'm in my house the new [ __ ] i'm on cause august joe in

preparation for 41 is getting ready for 2022. i'm in the house like yo i'm me

wait wait wait wait wait enough i've seen enough of [ __ ]

in cabo right i seen enough of [ __ ] at the giraffe hotel

rugs was on the yacht i seen enough and i'm home talking about

all the delta variant oh [ __ ] is sick of the shootings

famous me all right so hey so i got dressed up while you was busy

i was i had a toothache huh my old ace boom cone

no no no no you wasn't busy with a toothpick here you had something else sweet going on it was saturday night i

had it so i dressed damn tim time stamp it for the lit lady listeners

time stamps say what else happened at 10 54 when you might have lied and said

what was really going on you like [ __ ] american greed is nuts what the hell all right so let

me let me talk now joe's stance is when ice and i

say yo we going over there nope good luck go by yourself i'm never setting foot in there he's

been saying that for years yeah so now he tries to put it on me saying yo [ __ ] was lit

but nope you your [ __ ] ass [ __ ] stay over there that's not what i'm saying i'm going by your advice and what you're saying yo don't even

tell me about it remember who i be so you forgot who you was is what you say yeah man

mary hats

knuckle game i forgot man but i was getting to a point well i don't even remember my point

it was outside it was a hired gun out there i was happy to see a hired gun i like a hired gun i like i like and

that back to [ __ ] being toxic and sick like i like the gun if you know what

you're supposed to do with the gun if we could just assure that part a professional yeah yeah you're only

just a regular [ __ ] with a gun because he don't know what to do the very first time i ever bought a gun out the house and then i'm starting this

podcast let's win i was 16. okay

and why didn't i i wasn't i didn't need a gun by the way allegedly i didn't need any of this my

mom didn't know i had a gun why did i have a gun but i had a gun and this was the day i'm going outside with this thing see

what's going on see what's going on what pants you had on how many times you dropped it

no no it was tiny it was tiny i didn't drop it at all i didn't drop it and it was the winter time so i had uh i had a coat on i listened to nas

put my [ __ ] on the inside look at the lighting yeah yeah yeah yeah listen so i was lit and i went over to i

went over to one of them tough blocks over there by duncan it wasn't duncan but before you get up the duncan it was tough i had a little girl over there

that was at the time right and i went to hug one of the street [ __ ] over there older [ __ ] and when i let him go

he said yo go put it back in the house good and i just listened

i just went it wasn't one of the [ __ ] that you questioned yeah yeah i just went i didn't go to the

girlhouse i put it back and i didn't do that again you don't

even know that [ __ ] could have saved your life i didn't do that i didn't do that again i never did that again that one thing could have changed

your entire life trajectory without you even you [ __ ] right doing that spot whether you're getting picked up with it whether it be

anything anything anything my stupid comes yes i mean i'm going to a girl y'all never

did no dumb [ __ ] with a gun though outside of that what you mean dumb [ __ ]

well yeah yeah i mean not like you know i'm just saying if you bring a gun outside and you don't you're not ready

for that action and you did something dumb yeah yeah that is my that's my personal favorite i had one on me

and got about the chair at the barber and [ __ ] slid down here and i'm like [ __ ] everybody knew what it was i'm like um

highlights you [ __ ] later why are you gonna just get a different armor you limping out or a holster you don't need to get a

yeah apple because apple don't make a holster this was yeah

microphone check one two what is this

card [Music]

microphone check one two what is this real [ __ ] in the building man what's

going on what episode is this uh 460. welcome to episode 460 finally out the 50s thank god

uh i'm your home uh welcome to the what am i saying right now welcome to the joe budden podcast welcome to episode 460 of the joe budden

podcast i'm your humble gracious grateful and highly favored host joe button here with a few really cool guys

parks is here ish is here ice is here and it's a bunch of [ __ ] in the back happy new york day happy new york day

hey by the time you're hearing this the locks versus dip set would have already

happened i'm gonna have the time in my life but as of right now where we are that's in the future so i can't talk

about that but it's new york day it is the energy's in the air it is and i've really loved how they've

gone about just going back and forth styles and jim and cam and chica now and

just all of it all right let's see she get i i just saw um styles and jim and jim yeah go crazy

i just want the verses at this point yeah because the banter is going to be epic yeah or it was epic this happened

yesterday i just think it's thousands i'm picking the locks but i'm rooting for dipset

hmm um i'm going dip set if i can do that in sports i can do

hip-hop now now i'm about to say i'm i'm on the other end you're rooting for uh i'm rooting for

the locks are you rooting for the locks but you're picking the dipstick got it got it t-blocks yeah all around the board got it yeah

i'm looking for dipstick like i'm 45. i can't not root for dip set and

be born in harlem i get it even though my mom would say i wasn't born at all

you lived in harlem you juked the system and you were at the hospital in midtown for a second then you went back to the

project in harlem nah same projects where freaky zeke's family is from okay so i can't watch that and not root for

[ __ ] from the same project i'm rooting for harlem in the like when i really started making

music we were listening to dip set that's in my jeans i [ __ ] one girl from new rochelle which was yonkers

to me maybe one girl in yonkers properly yonkers

and maybe one in westchester listen i went to yonkers that one time and never never returned she didn't live on a nice

block i got pretty good at knowing what

neighborhood i was in even if i've never been in a neighborhood yeah right where do we learn that [ __ ] you grew up

in the ghetto you could spot something we learned that there yes what 100 [ __ ] i never went back you could drop

me off in [ __ ] alabama i'm gonna be like that block right there

you can tell it's going down over there it's hot let me still let me stay on this one i'm chilling i don't want no sauce and i

just feel like uh this is my own weird [ __ ] in my head

i always feel like you just got to be wherever you're supposed to be in the world at all times

for the [ __ ] to go like it's supposed to go and the second you veer off of that you just open yourself up to anything

anything and we normally veer off of our track because of women women sure mm-hmm

women so that's always or just a stupid sense of adventure yeah but if

that happens sometimes when you're young when you're young but normally when it's money even if it's money that's that might

just still be you on your track and this is a bad decision or a decision based or rooted in the wrong

things and you it's part of your lesson and maybe you need that and you'll even avoid that

for women yeah absolutely so no matter where you are in your fate

like women might get you officers you talked about strip club earlier right i was laughing right because i had a i had a blast that night

i had such a great time that she probably would have enjoyed me

coming to wherever her next workstation was the next night and if i had such a blast

it was a time where might have went you'd have showed up my aida went to this new hood hole in the

wall that you got to learn security learn the hood [ __ ] learn the gang members learn the

women learn what's going on and be [ __ ] mortified anytime somebody looks at you and goes on their phone and

starts typing because that's what comes with that yep like it's a lot she thinks she's just cute

you're not that cute sometimes you go to wrong places just for the sense of adventure though at least when i was young i did

like i would go to some [ __ ] just to roll with the crew no one did some [ __ ] over there you're white true no no no no no no no

no i ain't going to excuse that my my son called my i called my son i called my son my oldest son i called trey a couple days ago y'all

miss you what's going on here oh facetime i'm facetime king when you oh you don't even

do they still only do mobile calls i don't even mobile call [ __ ] i'm facetiming everybody but you android

man i'm facetiming the iphone so i facetime my kid he looking all stupid in the face in some unfamiliar background to me i'm

like yo where you at so

just went right i said excuse me he said i'm in plainfield

i said how about

that i could see that so he gets out he calls me immediately 10 minutes later says

i've never been to playing fields my first time i said uh

hey yeah you never been to playing field well what were you doing in playing field roll with the crew oh my sorority

sister it's been your dad ain't the one to even start this with

hey hey that's [ __ ] up when your kid got to get punished for who you are hey i don't give enough not two [ __ ]

about your little sorority eternity bro [ __ ] if you don't get your little ass out

but i didn't say that i said okay since you want to put those mouths on your car

let me let you know it's going to be 25 centimeters at the end of whatever oh but my point

is they just white people it's like it's it's being adventurous curious joy curious george

or just some people invite you to some [ __ ] you didn't know what it was about to be so to his point like he said sorority

sister that's women like it's women yeah so i'm talking about what parks are saying oh let's just be adventurous

i'm not talking about some of that just wandering through some random [ __ ] i did okay i never had someone invite

you somewhere you're like [ __ ] i'll come over there with you and get over there and be like see parks is talking normal because he's white i have i there was a

time when i had been in every abandoned building in jersey city that existed i used to do the same in elmira there

was a time in jersey city i had been in every single projects that existed just because i heard too many people

talking about these projects i had to go i had to see for myself

when it was marion and montgomery and i thought it was the same and it wasn't the same and i had to learn that the hard way

yeah no now i got to go down here are you kidding me where the hell is mary where did these [ __ ] live at oh yeah you're wild

i know where i sit in the tough party hierarchy i think self-awareness is important as

men i ain't going down there by myself but at 40 i was just telling this [ __ ] the

other day i'm glad that at 40. well until you start getting hit in hip-hop festival and all this [ __ ]

i'm glad at 40 you're just not supposed to fight anymore no that's wrong at 40. you really

shouldn't yeah you should not be fighting somebody got it really it's really good man what happened what might happen there's got to be some real

crazy [ __ ] yeah what's going on i'm trying to nah [ __ ] could put your cor put your

back in the corner where you gotta fix them and some up but yeah nah it's gonna take a lot you're taking it

it takes a lot no it ain't like it was yeah it's in in late teens twenties it takes a lot come on what y'all wanna

talk about it's wednesday we can talk about anything y'all wanna talk about in the world i haven't seen y'all since

like i mean you said yours how how was you guys weekend it was cool what did i do i did we went

bar hopping on saturday that was cool i like brought brian and i we hit like four or five spots

then i slept all day sunday because i'm not i can't do it no more i learned that pretty quick oh yeah yeah

your body started to tell you hey check this out yeah i didn't feel bad i didn't feel like drunk at the time but the next day

i was toast you'd be [ __ ] up toast yeah

it ain't a quick recoup like it used to be yeah no no no all day i wasn't right till about 8 pm this guy leaves out

like such important factors to things he leaves out such important details

that just would make for amazing podcast content i don't know if he does it purposely so i don't know if i can share but why

would you and ian and brian just oh cause uh women were um let me finish

tall white bestie brian and ian on a saturday night together hitting the

streets two of those dudes with fiances

well what do you know they were out of town oh okay a girls trip they were good

[Applause]

oh yeah so now what do you think about him about his little guy's weekend that he

had huh we didn't go to a strip bar strip club i know i wish because ian didn't call him why not

i i know when they on whiteboard [ __ ] cause i don't get a call well you said that you were staying home all weekend so i didn't want to buy you

joe's never look that dumb and now i hear it's all alive yeah yeah

yeah that just means i don't have nothing planned right now let me answer one of the old age-old questions in hip-hop

sometimes it's uchiwali sometimes this one

like i never understood where to like where the dish is why do i i'm both of those

i'd like to talk to you when i was one mike yeah let's just stay home kick it chill chill you hit me back on that

knowledge quick out smelling in [ __ ] bases

were you out from howling disgusting there's a guy they got them teeth they don't know how

to end the world at the bar [ __ ] lost his mind

oh wait no parks was doing that okay that was my weekend oh i was [ __ ] up oh yeah your mouth

situation in the hospital you know when i came friday at home probably

no i was away i wasn't bro you want me to tell my story i'm

sorry this [ __ ] so ignorant so friday i came left the pod me too

i did some of that on friday in reverse hopefully no i was nowhere to be felt that you

think i wasn't gonna come on a friday oh you got me [ __ ] up

oh she got warm hands i i tried the uh trojan fifi thing by the way

i tried to trojan fifi you know

it was terrible it was like jerking off with a condom on yeah she won the whole tulum look what she left them to do

if real yo you tried this i tried it yeah oh man okay moving on you don't even

need the review yeah that's crazy um no i i had a i had to go to the dentist on

saturday and get the emergency surgery on my mouth oh [ __ ] now just they had to take two of them

out just tell us about the fun stuff from you it was no fun stuff [ __ ] i'm [ __ ] up i had a fun weekend planned

uh at uh the governor's island so you know you go to governor's island

they got uh this is just dope too actually like the soccer field knowledge no no no no what else they got over there they

got uh a whole bunch of tents and these little little little small houses you can rent them [ __ ] [ __ ] is kind of dope find a way to talk

about some houses he took it to test that's how deep he

got again yo my tooth was [ __ ] up i couldn't build the house

nah but it was it was not some dope [ __ ] some romantic [ __ ] no every god everybody got to be in by 10.

uh you over there on the hudson that sounds not dope yeah [ __ ] was dope anyway you sleep in

the tent overnight yeah [ __ ] was super dope it's like a tint tent and a tent

ain't no little tent it's a big ass two tents nah no no a ten on the grass i'm just asking this [ __ ] is dope

there are tents that be on the ground [ __ ] they have [ __ ] it was a 10 it was a light he was had

some movies downloaded on his android that he was watching i think right little grainy but it got the job

done right right first downloaded some [ __ ] what you

watch dodgeball i was like you know look at this

watching dodge ball what a great movie [ __ ] so stupid no but [ __ ] is fine trust me now i'ma

trust you while you was doing that you had to tell me what i was spitting

i was going crazy you was in your back

yo you know [Music] yo that's funny some results

uh yeah home in bed nice alone no nice safe and sound yeah

okay for the third time where does everyone want to start i think i'm gonna stop going to star wars too by the way

why are we on the strip club stuff why why you like the man in there i know why though and i agree with him i've been saying

that for a long long time i'm not saying it for a long time hotner no too regular

no i think that they need black women in there that's one and then number two because

the new york strip scene is so crazy yo the women in here really be

bugging what you mean like just on a nice tip like they'd be mean as [ __ ]

like yo fam like you somebody's patronizing you right right if you throw a girl let's

just say you throw a girl hundred dollars 200 they look at you like that's it yeah like you brokey you are

broken fam somebody just gave you two hundred dollars so what yes you're using logic

you know where you at i think that let me finish though if somebody one guy just comes in and throws you 200

you barely get a thank you yeah in starlin they look at you like look at mean

strippers yeah like [ __ ] that's all you're like fam i just gave you two hundred dollars and you know what 20

minutes you know where you are they're not here for them games i know bro don't come here i just want to see some black girls

i'm tired of it fair i'm tired of it that makes sense though i'm tired there's nothing but these light-skinned spanish i got it i'm cool

with most of them in there it's not a thing with me but that makes sense enough now like

every night is latin night every night is spanish night which is cool until i look around and see a bunch

of [ __ ] that look like me throwing money in here well if we're going to do that yeah then

come hire some of my homegirls with fat asses i know of you that's true i feel you yeah that's my

take on it and then i went to the spot over there you know how much it cost to get a thousand dollars

how much a thousand dollars you know yeah not like not i think that's why

they laughing no i think they take it no

when you get a thousand dollars they take 10 out of every 100. so when you bust a thousand you only get

900 back to throw right so basically they're charging you 10 percent to change your bread they're taking the money

they're charging 30 because they're only going to give you the 900 and they're gonna charge you another 200 but they're

not charging me they're charging the strippers because i'm going to throw that money at the strippers i'm not keeping the money

no no no but if you i need to say what you're saying but should you decide to go home with 500. you ain't going home with 500. if you

decide to pay your bill you drunk right right so you take your money out and you let's say you had 200 in drinks

yeah when you go to bust the 200 it's not 200 and we're not starting with strip club education we are going to

move on but let's say you go to the atm uh-huh oh no no it's crazy and you get 200 now

you paid [ __ ] 20 or whatever it costs from the atm and that's not just thoughts i'm talking about anywhere yeah and now you hand it to them and they

hand you one 60 back 180 back yeah yeah it felt good to get a

thousand dollars for a thousand dollars i'll tell you that one she was happy

i left the car the atm and that spot i left a couple hundred and el pers by mistake [Laughter]

no i hit her back next morning

i left a little something she was like yeah that was the tax front like you know what you got it you got it you got

it you got it you got it all right so we all want to start we all want to start let's pod let's get to it

30 minutes in probably yeah i know i know we back what do you want me to do um

come on what we got you're the goat we you go you could lead um

okay the baby got picked kicked off of 90 more festivals all of them well not all of them but

most of them he's still got something yeah he's still got okay oh yeah highway style oh we having that

type of part all right let's get to it i didn't even know there were so many festivals but i have never been that

successful to be invited to all these festivals one and two all of these festivals did not exist

when i was active they have just a festival for everything they kicked they kicked the baby off of

anything anywhere where a stage was i'm gonna be honest he was on some of these it's like this

is some promo yo the baby is not performing here fam i never heard of you i wasn't performing it was the rock and

roll festival and [ __ ] yeah the grateful dead festival the baby will

not be here we know that's crazy but yeah they're kicking them off that's unfortunate they're kicking them off for everything

to ice's uh earlier little insider joke except for one

there's one that there's one net they haven't made any announcement about it which one was that and that

would be summer jam yeah oh yeah man [ __ ] don't don't be shocked

now what yeah if you get kicked off of that [Music]

i don't know he was he was just added that one that's what their words just their words

was and just added superstar by request

on a date that he had a different festival he got kicked off of oh [ __ ] he'll turn that down

[Music] uh canadian roots festival

first love take that that's great he's gonna be there yo how

do you feel about that oh every time you told me i it's like it's like my uncle just coming to see

what's the hot sauce like about him getting kicked off

do we feel some type of way times we live in man you play that game you win that prize

or lose the prize but no i'm not saying you you play stupid games you win stupid prizes so you know what i'm on the sled before joe

you know what has never failed yeah everybody out there just put a hand up in the ear like this

right ladies brooklyn

[Music] and wave them like you just don't know all the ladies

make money money make money yo you can find a difference there are

some staples that just have always worked yeah right who got 50 in their pocket right now

so i understand the criticism i understand the backlash and i understand why he's being removed from these uh

from these festivals and i do understand why most of them by by by and large have to go out and make

these press releases and it's all part of the it's part of this it's the game part of

the game it's unfortunate assistant let's let's it's not unfortunate it's not unfortunate if you sign up to play the game and

that's part of the game that's right that's part of the game if you sign up to play the game right and you reap the [ __ ] fruits

and the benefits that come with the game then you have to play by the rules of the game and they these are the rules of the game that's

right many have been affected he will not be the last to say something stupid into a microphone true

he won't be the last person that has had uh large amounts of fanfare that that has had huge records like

everybody gets a turn so it seems that way right

i get it if i get it and then what happens is the people that and i'll throw to you i

see a second but then what happens is you get this domino effect of uh black men that have been affected by

either the system or some type of infrastructure that when these types of injustices

happen i'm saying injustice to to that the men that feel like that's how they're seeing yeah yeah they start speed we start they

start speaking up for each other so you get busy now to say something and then you get ti to stand up and say something you get tory just stand up and

say something and then it just looks like you have a line of men who have offended

speaking up for each other it it it's not the best which doesn't help it don't it don't help and it's not the

best picture i see where it comes it's not the best picture for us but but look so it's the optic right so so

and i'm in there no no unfortunately stay there so

from there all of their perspectives right so you offend one group of people right

right which should not be offended be clear for sure nobody should feel offended whatever the

case may be nobody should pay to be offended but not too no but

cool y'all gonna take a moral stance you're gonna take a moral high ground from all these big companies you take the moral high ground

but then you can get on the stage and call black women [ __ ] hoes you can get on stage talk about killing

this [ __ ] robbing this [ __ ] and all that other [ __ ] so where does that moral compass go when it's about us killing us

well we don't even need to argue about this because this exact argument that ish is saying uh and it's a valid

question that that a lot of people are asking was summed up between an academic post and a van

lathan response academic says these companies got to choose whether

they are prioritizing the art or morality because they all seem like hypocrites when they try and get on a high horse

canceling artist hip-hop is a genre filled with imperfect individuals telling stories

why even [ __ ] with it if you want saints it's just weird how festivals are putting out these elaborate statements

about how much they care about humanity and because of that can't have the baby on this show for what he said

yet ninety percent of the artists they book music is about drugs and murder and it's totally fine

to them points were made point me taken he said van lathan says

but that was the yeah that was the gist and van lathan says in a beautiful post

the festival doesn't have a soul it's a corporate entity that means it's cool with whatever the

consumer is cool with if we're all singing along the songs about misogyny murder and malice

then they figure it's cool to put it on stage but when it's a but when a community has standards about

how they'll be spoken to or about like the lgbtq uh lgbtq plus community obviously does then

the festival or corporate entity listens it affects their ability to book other artists down the line and makes them vulnerable to

boycotts etc if we wanted festivals to not book artists that profited in black death

we'd have to set a community standard on what we accept we won't because by and large we like

and understand the music they will do what we do also stop backflipping to excuse bad behavior

it just stunts growth end quote from band lathan round of applause you

got to clap it up that's bars he smoked that i couldn't have said it i couldn't have said it

better myself that ends that for me nothing else to say there he's correct that's that's kind of what

i was trying to say like oh i'm seeing people say moral ground

and stuff like bro all they see is dollars and cents that's it that's it that's it they don't care

about you they don't care about your cause they don't care about none of this but it's still hypocritical when they release the statements

no it's their job it's my job i agree it may look nasty and feel nasty to some of us

but we know why why they're doing that that's it like yo this is dollar somebody sat down at a in

the board room and said yo check this out man um what's our exposure if we keep them on indeed what's our exposure if we put

them off indeed if we take them off they don't say where [ __ ] is their [ __ ] if someone was working for your company and said some

[ __ ] that you didn't like listen if if if [ __ ] the the sweet sister tamika mallory was

a gazillionaire and she was giving people 50 million dollars for whatever cause

and they violated that cause and she said yo i'ma pull my 50 million back you would see pro black everything

running around this [ __ ] again it's about the money that's it if she wanted to give 50 million

a hundred million dollars to the next president's blah blah blah fun and some [ __ ] that she found interesting

they would they would find it interesting too so the baby apologized let me at least pull that up before we close this topic

um he did attempt to give a proper apology i just don't know if it was received

the way he intended it it felt very pre and well it was pretty yeah so it wasn't intended

and it was too late you know and that's my and that's where my issue i mean i don't think it was i'm not mad it was peoria and

yeah it wasn't it wasn't proper he should get a different pr person no but but now whoever wrote this email

this apology shouldn't write another one you want to read it yeah let me read it social media moves so fast that people

want to demolish you before you even have the opportunity to grow educate and learn from your mistakes stop right

there joe right there that's not how an apology this is wrong already no and he don't feel apologetic

because he doubled and tripled down no y'all are used to a stand-up [ __ ] i

say that's right i stand on mine y'all are used to people saying what they believe he took that stands for the better part of a week and some change

poked his chest out at that and now you turn around and say social media moves so fast [Music]

i see a lot of people out there and i'm this is this is just broad a broad and general view now a lot of people out

there call themselves stand-up [ __ ] and have no sense of accountability at all

and a big part of apologizing because i've apologized quite a bit for just wrongs i've been mad wrong

is acknowledging the wrong taking full accountability of the part that you

played in all the circumstances that now exist that don't lead with what social media

is yeah or the other people we know what social media is and thank you for explaining the frequency in which it

moves and not for nothing saying you're not educated on a topic it's kind of a cop-out to me they

tried to educate you they say they give you benefit of the doubt people came to you and tried to tell you why

what you said and did what's what's wrong that's education you said [ __ ] y'all and that's where i'm

pulling back and that's where i'm going to pull back because education don't stop yes ice that's true people tried to tell

him and he didn't get it but when you get it is when you get it hopefully he got it now the way this has

played out makes many people feel like maybe he won't or maybe he doesn't but let me finish the apology at least

as a man who has had to make his own way from very difficult circumstances having people i know publicly working

against me knowing that what i needed was education on these topics and guidance

has been challenging i appreciate the many people who came to me with kindness who reached out to me privately to offer

wisdom education and resources that's what i needed and it was received i want to apologize to the lgbtq plus

community for the hurtful and triggering comments i made again i apologize for my misinformed

comments about hiv aids and i know education on this is important love to all god bless sign the baby

he's a big enough artist where he never should have been replying to any of this on his own you leave that for me and the

rest of us down here and even not for me anymore ibr every

you just gotta have it for certain things i don't know about now again i think when you personally jump on twitter and you personally jump on these social

media platforms and you double and triple down personally your apology can't come from blah blah

blah pr at that point you get what i'm saying they want to hear it from you now there's overlapping

what we're saying well yeah when you make the mistake i'm talking about not compounding the mistake

so you see it just like initially and this is initially yeah i agree the baby i agree is the baby we know what he

gross and i'm with y'all it is about money at the end of the day he should have never responded to any i

agree that's a pr thing from the rip correct yeah but today we have this this need to be every we're

so reactionary everybody is so quick to react and

respond and have an opinion and talk and bash and cancel there's never any time for [ __ ] to just

chill and things go through the proper protocol and for him the proper protocol was not for him to

be on his phone saying i'm cut like that i'm built like that i'm not used to seeing this

but when you are the leader of your brand and when you are you know what i mean like people working for you still at the

end of the day uh-huh you calling the shots man he got big-headed well it's

he got big-headed he thought yeah i'm i'm i'm like you said i don't know bigger than them i know y'all could try

that [ __ ] it's not going to work and until you lose a couple million and that's what happened like you said

when we first talked about it you said he's pretty probably damn near getting a million in festival stage something along the lines no he lost a

lot so when you them l start adding up and then some straightening real quick and i don't think that we're hearing

about what whatever he is responding to and i'm being speculative speculative right now i think he's

responding to the unheard l yeah what you mean apologizing in the

knowledge festivals are dropping him the elves that weren't true it's the calls that are coming saying

the future [ __ ] that has been compromised sure it ain't the vegetables

again this little seven eight million that you might have lost it might have hurt that's why he would say fam and sure [ __ ] you probably people

there's probably people on his team that rely on some of these things they might not be as rich as him you know what i'm saying his managers

his his i don't even think it's that good i'm with joe there's probably some internal people like your fam you

[ __ ] mush it too no i think it's the the how many festivals five six okay cool i could

live with that but [ __ ] we wouldn't we're touring again now when the map ain't math and see that's the thing what do you talk about

let's talk about festivals you talk you tell you're talking six to eight months to book it

yeah so we're seeing the damage now in august late july but his team has

been working on this behind the scenes for since thanksgiving since covert yeah

yeah that's kobe because you know colby campbell this very small window where we even allowed back outside

matter of fact you're right this this might be in the works for two years yeah that's what i'm saying yes that's

what i'm saying we know there's waiting lists to perform at some of these things every artist in the world is out there trying to get it done so there's a

there's a packing order and he was at the top so for that window to be just taken away now all that money to be taken away

cool when the math ain't math and somebody else has to step up now we're going into the winter so now all

these winter shows all these potential stadiums and arenas that you could be performing it

those options are in well [ __ ] mike you gotta apologize [ __ ] yeah you have to apply i don't give a [ __ ] what you think

you gotta go apologize [ __ ] oh yeah the winter's coming and you're gonna be indoors and you're not gonna be getting

booked you gotta go apologize and that day comes man no matter how big you are you are or how big you are

or famous you are like when the math ain't math and

this is what's gonna happen this is this this is what's gonna come from that off of the baby topic uh shout out to

nori shout out to drink champs there's been clips circulating of his beanie siegel interview oh i watched it it was great

i watched this same clips and it was great yeah it was great yeah phenomenal and it did

great the numbers did great what a great it was just a great interview and i love hearing from beans beans one of my favorite rappers right

but uh nora's getting better at getting people to open up i know people have always opened up there but they're opening up a

lot more so t-pain do it recently too but in this particular interview nori asked

him about the whole fallout for real and to my surprise he answered it for

real no i've heard him answer it a couple times it's not the first time he's answered that but in this interview he gave a lot

more details and information that i had no idea about like i didn't know that he pulled a gun

on where you're going neither oh i didn't know that either in this interview he talks about how

leo called him to the office to say hey you don't have a radio record you need a radio record i need something for the radio and uh

and beans like [ __ ] the radio i got the streets blah blah and leo's like i'm not trying to get you

to be like m c hammer or nothing i don't even know if you could spell hammer like but i need a radio right now

yeah and then beans pulled a gun out on leo cohen granted so we move on to the court

beans is in court in philadelphia they they call you you know your people was in court hovers in court is the

story and when it was time for them to set bail or for them to be released or

whatever they asked hove if he would be responsible if you've ever been through this then you know how this goes if he would be responsible in the event

that he do something he'd do some more something stupid or goes on the run

bail or just anything they said specifically would you be responsible for his whereabouts or something or his actions while he's on tour you're

responsible for all of it yeah we don't even get to get caught in semantics you when you put your name on that yeah

you're responsible for it all if that person missed a day to work yeah you're the phone call that's being

placed that's how that goes and whole said no

and that's how that escalated no i heard it before but now that now that we're old

how does that sound different take now how does that sound older i mean younger me yeah for me i'm gonna

go last younger me i'm like damn you should always go left younger me is like damn that's [ __ ] up

go ahead younger me is like damn that's [ __ ] up like that's supposed to be your man's etc stop right there

let's go back to that and that's what i mean about stand-up [ __ ] beans has always been a stand-up [ __ ]

his ignorance in that moment or his misunderstanding or not having the information

back then his perception of things led him to speak foul about a [ __ ]

that has done nothing but show up for him and give him opportunity and he went on to speak about that too this is not my

take on this yeah he didn't get it you can't get it and he said i didn't

understand the business i didn't understand any of that i thought this was fam and that move just made me feel like it wasn't fam so it's [ __ ] [ __ ] now

and he put out the diss tracks and he did interviews and he spoke mad foul on hold back then and everybody

was surprised taking it back and we didn't hear much from hove about it we never really hear much from move

about it unless he gets to rapping it's always just whatever you [ __ ] think thinking and that's what it is but

then you grow up and you hear this and it's like wait dawg that's why he was man

that's why you dragged that nigga's name it's it's two ways to look at it right was he supposed to

no was he supposed to again what is the other way to live he talked about the uh the lyric i'm

trying to give bean some game or something like that transition from the streets to the face

and he was mad about that because he's like yo he never talked to me personally but then he was like i realized that that was the game now it's two ways to look

at it yeah i'm not gonna speak to you personally this is the game this ball that bar was the game

there's two ways to look at it you are looking at it from a street guy's perspective yeah

yeah which is very narrow they're all street [ __ ] and i don't say that no no i don't i'm not saying i don't say that no no i'm

not saying they're i'm just saying that perspective though is is it looking like this it don't have to be no you don't have to be

listen but there's it's a code of ethics so it's like [ __ ] that you talking about yeah so it's like saying yo i know i i

know you i know i ain't committed to crime right but am i gonna go to court and tell them you committed the crime

no i'm gonna take it to trial right that's what you bread and when you start playing that game

that is what you those the rules that you got to follow the same way you just brought up the rules for little baby when you sign up that's what you sign up

for the baby i mean that baby my bad that's what you're signing up for right so if you signing up to play the street

game and you're playing a street life and this is your code of ethics you got to walk by that code so for jay-z to say no

i'm not beans is right in that moment to look at him like yo you're supposed to be my big brother

i don't give a [ __ ] if you got to get on the stand and lie for me you're supposed to do that ish let me finish dawg secondly

now we're in business we're not on the street no more we are running multi-million dollar corporations and i've been telling you to calm your

dumb ass down and you haven't calmed your dumb ass down maybe you not got to go sit up for a minute you shot a [ __ ] broad daylight

you got to chill out and i can't control you because i've been trying to control you so when the judge tells me am i going to take

the the l for you [ __ ] up again no i can't because you need to learn this lesson so i see both sides i wasn't picking

aside i don't know i was saying i see both sides i don't even think it's i need you to learn this lesson it's

it's like self-preservation out there yeah i can't control you bro i can't yo no i'm not i don't know you're a

loose cannon in services i don't know what you will do and i i i don't have a guarantee that

you won't go out there and do it no you shot a [ __ ] broad daylight you don't want him to come to the stand you might go out and finish the job

i can't have you on the streets under my name that's a possibility see for me there's no other way to look at it yeah today now like

as an adult in hindsight correct and i'm glad that beans has reassessed reassessed all of that and

yeah matured enough to bump into bump into all that wealth of knowledge he didn't have to get that he still didn't have to get it

he could still be running around mad with the resentment and the anger and have bad words and smoke

thank god he didn't sound like that no and i was just happy he told a story where he said one of his overheads from philly called

him and chastised him and was like don't you put out another [ __ ] diss record over a [ __ ] that pulled your family

from the gutter you better not put out another [ __ ] diss record he said he wouldn't talk to his old head and his old head set him straight

and he was like he made me get perspective you know i'm saying sometimes a [ __ ] you respect on a different level

gotta snatch you up and be like yo watch your [ __ ] tongue this man has done x y and z for you and your family you owe him more than a diss record he

said that's what kind of set him straight but he's told this story before i agree with everything he's saying

i agree with but again beans back then you could understand how he feels like that

because again you could be a eight you could be a ten i could be a five my level of understanding is gonna be

out of five i haven't i haven't had the experiences that you had yet i haven't had the experiences that you have yet

you grew right so now you're out of eight you out of ten i'm still at a five so i can only see from a five's

perspective that's what i meant when i said narrow that's i wasn't calling him narrow-minded i'm just saying

your window the way you see things is very very very small i know what you mean you just applied that to all street

[ __ ] no i was stopping you no that's not what i was doing but oh okay yeah that's narrow minded that that

that's narrow minded so i think he's grown now as a man as a father clearly you seem as a businessman

whatever the case may be so now his level of consciousness level of thinking may be higher yeah so now he sees the the the the the

yeah but it's always [ __ ] up for the person that's mature yeah like [ __ ] we can go back and forth

and then all this [ __ ] is cool y'all all right but for the [ __ ] that was mature the whole time while you maybe didn't get it

and the [ __ ] that may come from where you come from but has learned not to handle things this way and because i love you i can't even respond to some of

this asinine [ __ ] that's going on out of love just go ahead man dawg you

just go in the story where the [ __ ] hugged you and said yo take that back in the house yeah

you could have argued with him or ignored him went to shorty crib came out of shorty

crib they sweeping [ __ ] up they put you on the gate because you just coming out this down the stairs well that's the

backstory yo get your little ass on the gate too the backstory i've told this you got a bang story here before i went to see

that the only reason i did that with that gun i went to see this girl and i guess one of her old [ __ ] had cornered me on a dead-end block and

[ __ ] had to come save me up out of there so next time i'm going that didn't say stop seeing a girl see what i mean

yeah see what i mean i said you'll put your life in further risk what the f yes i went back with a gun but anyway

when i asked him why because i did ask oh why he gave me a very thorough explanation that i won't be able to sum

up here but and some of it was you don't need it and it ain't for you

that's for people that need it and when you have it and you don't need it you might bump into somebody that need

it and know you got it that's one two i'll take this [ __ ] from

you right now like there's difference between having and using it right you just got it

[ __ ] go home you ain't about to shoot nobody out here absolutely right light bulbs ding dong

but even if you watched even if something still go home yeah if something you could cause

he knew the girl he knew i was here you're here for a girlfriend like be where you are because of what

you did to do the end simple as that sometimes you need people to just simplify things for

you but back to this being [ __ ] i'm processing this with 41 year old brain round of applause for making it to 41.

take that whatever teacher that was why do we all have the teacher story

um yeah i'm just processing this with adult brain and for the guy that was mature and

understood and just moved a certain way out of love and took the brunt of it all and rep got dirtied and

um but again he was on a higher level back then he was just on a higher level back

then yeah that is a lot i really enjoyed this interview if you haven't seen it check out beanie

beanie segal on uh drink transfers on drink um there was another interesting hip-hop

take and we could talk music oh the nas track list came out we'll get to that in a second another interesting hip-hop take jamel hill is

back to check the table on the uh yep that's all yeah

said that at some point biggie and poc have to be moved out of

everyone's top five shook the table i like that jamel hill

shakes the table she always does it meek mill agreed oh man

her her argument was hey more people came out they're doing more things the [ __ ] has evolved

they can't be there forever [Music] people have improved and then meek junk

jumped in shaking his head like yeah [ __ ] got better and i was agreeing like yeah no i don't

think they should stay in the top five forever either i agree with that but who's better than

biggie oh drake i'm not saying i agree with

that but drake has been somebody's top five you could you could make that wayne a couple of them can be in like drake has to be in everybody's

top

you know back when quote unquote mumble rap was happening starting trap rap and all that [ __ ] was

happening people were saying oh that's not hip-hop and certain ogs i think chuck d might have been one of them prime might have

been one of them he's like no that [ __ ] is all hip-hop if you stop if you start defining hip-hop by what was happening in 1992 or 1998

it dies yeah i agree or a [ __ ] the [ __ ] that [ __ ] was doing in the 90s somebody from 79 or 81 could say

that's not hip-hop bro i've said this a lot during that era that you're speaking about parks i said

we've became our parents like for me i was nwa dre

snoop that right there right my pops hated that [ __ ] it was like yo turn this noise off what

are they what the [ __ ] are they talking about right so what are they doing to my records my pops is k yo you can't tell him

nothing about krs one he thinks that is the greatest thing since sliced bread and we've become them when the next

generation start to come in with their hip hop we sitting there disrespecting it we're

not we're gatekeeping that [ __ ] i mean hip-hop is going to continue to

grow and evolve run dmc that [ __ ] was noise and i ain't going live but prior to me doing this podcast

all these little [ __ ] was noise yeah because we fall in love with all these lights

podcasts yeah them [ __ ] was noise what a lot of people do they fall in love with their error right

you know whatever that important error to them is and then they block out everything before it and everything after it this is hip-hop

yes it's what you know whatever whatever came out when you were 14 yeah 20. yeah and you're you're defining

years so to speak that's hip-hop to you yeah i'm still gonna throw it back to my original

question uh that i was left with who's in a five who's better than biggie

no nobody to me well hov you know you could certainly make that but he's there already

i'm just sticking with the argument of hey mad new people have come out new things have been birthed

so the same old people can't stay there i agree with it uh-huh you can make an argument but

who's better than me someone might say kendrick some might say drake somebody say wayne's you know now run out of names again but

you were talking five joel that's three out of five well no because see and that's the point

i'm making yes you're right it's three out of five but an argument could be made even for

the short list of names that are there to say they're not there there are no

definitive answers of course it's all opinion subjective yes all opinion for a top five

but yeah but on the top five the people that are normally in the top five are there because they yeah but see even it's hard

to uh you got to beat the champ that kind of bothers me too you got to beat the champ that's kind of bothered i'm gonna tell you why that bothers me

oh man i see a lot of people who weren't even born when big and pop were out have them in

their top not saying they couldn't have went back and and listened to these discographies

and become fans of them they got out of yours yeah yeah but this is not what you grew

up on you know it's there are certain names that i've seen people say and i people that i know this ain't even who

you listen to you're saying what you think is the right answer there's certain [ __ ] that's just you gotta say big you have

to say poc you have to say this you do have to say you do this to me a lot and i try to correct you on it so i'll

try it again i i'm never talking to or about the people that don't know

nothing about him but joe you always include them i'm just saying in general [ __ ] them [ __ ] i'm

speaking to them [ __ ] i'm speaking engine i'm not loaning my brain to those people i would never be talking

to the people that wasn't born but you you wasn't dead you don't know that they could think what they want again having

an educated even that though even that though you're

asking for jamel's comment who's better yo it's [ __ ] that's 25 or whatever

that was not around for that error so yeah they got a valid opinion on hip-hop i'm never that they do that's why i don't talk

with us i'm not talking to them and that's what i just said people where you grew up

that's what you said at a 23 yo and i'm not mad at them don't take this as being angry at

anything i love all y'all but this applies to everybody we only have the time that we

was here like right we only have like i was born in 80. i watched the 70s docks i'm like

oh they was wild [ __ ] in the 60s i go back and try to see how my parents was moving at like i'm

weird like that the [ __ ] that was born in 93 95 9 they wasn't there for uh 100 miles and running

it wasn't their field matter they didn't get to live i don't hold it against them but i wouldn't have a conversation

with them yeah like somebody that i wasn't born with about they talk about her statement would make sense though

her statement would prove true because there's a lot of people a lot of time has passed example i'll

use myself i'm not putting krs or rock him in my top now there's people that was born a

couple years before me will say i'm crazy for that it's not who i grew up on the same thing

goes forward with these young [ __ ] they don't care about the bigs in the pox because this is not who they grew up

on that's all i'm saying you're right true and i'm saying that their opinion don't matter in a

greatest of all time conversation what is yours because i have more time but the people before you have more time

and will say yo which is what i'm talking about those are the people that should have the conversation that's all

i would not be talking to the 24 25 26 year old about the greatest of all time

because their time is short flexor's arguing with um flex was arguing with uh gilly i think

yeah right flex was arguing with gillian he said basically now oh yeah it was arguing drake has surpassed jay as number one on

that list he has a valid argument he has a very very whether we

he has a valid argument drake's body of work drake's longevity drake's consistency has now put him in a top five

conversation i don't give a [ __ ] how you feel i i was having an argument in my backyard in all time

one saturday night and he's in the top five of people that made music conversation so

again as far as the hip hop goals now yes drake gets no he's not what are you talking he's

been on a [ __ ] crazy run for 12 trillion years i tried to ignore it i tried to work and that is

i tried to ignore it and that is what i mean and that is what i mean this is why i don't go to this guy's

backyard what side did you take in that i think that you could make an argument that

drake is prolific as some of these other artists that we have had argument that that black curtain is white but i mean what does that mean

parks of all time do you see how much i don't you see the run good you just not

appreciate it because you're in the moment it's fine no that's not right you know that's not true you can i appreciate it

see this is what happens is when people get to a certain age they're not trying to hear a certain [ __ ] no that's not true i'm not a closed minded

and that's it to a kid that's 18 years old drake is michael jackson it is a lot of that it is a lot of that

you're not 18. okay yeah you just did what i just did what's up with you you said you but you are doing what i'm saying you do

when you get to a certain age you're not trying to hear that [ __ ] but if you look at the numbers you look at listen to the music you look at the run his [ __ ]

run is crazy like michael jackson's was he doesn't have a runway i understand i

know what parker i'm not arguing with parker's saying by the way what he said he's right he can't somebody could argue it

yeah i'm saying you can't say it why because you're too musically inclined and knowledgeable to say some [ __ ] like

that you're ireland you're a well-rounded musical all right let's go through it uh the dragon drake got more slaps than

the beatles the line worked i don't care he reconditioned everybody so we getting the beatles out of here he can't get mike out he can't get

prince out of here that's too can't get whitney houston out here that's three stevie can't move four stevie doesn't

budge now if you want to tell me that drake is better than marvin gaye okay i'll clap for you luther i'm not saying

i'll clap for that too but you're gonna get resistance i'm not talking about whose music i enjoy better

i'm just saying who is has the greatest the greatest who has had the most [ __ ] wins

oh okay see and the music is good no you can't count numbers yeah

it's not just numbers because we like his music too it's not like manufactured numbers

it wasn't no streaming it wasn't on internet [ __ ] in obalochu alabama some [ __ ] where

didn't they had transistor radios so you can't count numbers back then

no i'm with you drake might not make somebody ever feel how marvin gaye made him feel marvin

gaye might not make people feel the way to drink mcdonald's that's a different thing that's what sam cook had to make him feel like that

amidst segregation i understand the the difference in errors in the

i i'm not saying that you don't all i'm saying is for the other artists that didn't have the streaming and the

streaming farms and spotifys and all of this stuff billion dollars uh their era

and the people that were impactful had to face different things in a different area so i'm with you i'm with you on your drake

thing because drake's numbers today you can't argue with it the facts are the facts it's time to start getting you just have

to factor in a lot more than accolades or numbers that's all but i'm not going to knock anybody for arguing drake i'm a drake

stan what do you want me to do no drake top five rapper guaranteed drake will never replace prince to me

ever mike stevie that's three them three just ain't never

gonna budge at the top and then you can argue if you want marvin is high for me of course uh

bruh whitney's high for me because it's the greatest voice that has existed in my lifetime like i don't need numbers on

her right this is what i mean like just that voice yeah that's all i need to evangelize who else

is on that list there's some people on that list some people on the beatles are there i don't i don't count elvis if you want

to put drake in elvis and spot him down i don't count elvis but [ __ ] [ __ ] elvis i don't care about it yeah who else you

want to get out of here i'm down who else come on who else did some [ __ ] [Laughter]

uh come on let's move on what else what else we got what else we got oh so y'all didn't all right we we we unpacked that one i

don't think it's but so many people better than biggie and i think that be clear i think that biggie and over

the two greatest rappers of all time pac also being in that conversation if you all want to push poc back on the

list with you about it no no no no no you can push big back before you push back back

and we won't get into that lifelong argument here [ __ ] yeah all right nas another goat another great

another legend uh another one in a lot of people's top five of all time

his track list is out let me just read the features like ice read them to me featuring eminem and epmd a boogie uh a

boogie and yg lauren hill charlie wilson blast round of applause for blast that's dope man

uh hit boy and this is all executive produced by nas and hit boy i'll give you some of

the names because i'm getting excited off a track list which i'm totally against i hate doing that but just yeah no some

records on here that got me like the pressure he's smoking this intro and track two

yeah track two says death row east no phony love with [ __ ] charlie

are you went all the way down i'm sorry i just jumped down 3 is 40 side you know to bad side

epmd2 rare ykk tv you know the vibes oh man you

know the vibes were made you know it's funny store run your mom said the floor mat that says that and she was like yo what does this mean

oh my god we're good that's pretty funny yeah this track looks great it does it looks incredible

he's coming off an incredible album i can't wait to hear this i know people are excited about the kanye album that's supposed to drop this

friday but let me be the first to tell you or maybe not that's not dropping does anybody think

that that's still happening on friday well he's supposed to be doing another one of them i know he's supposed to be alive i think he was putting on a spike

jacket for three hours the other day and he's getting a 24-hour cam soda uh

accompaniment apparently it was awkward i don't think that kanye's album is dropping friday i hope i'm wrong but i

don't think it is yeah i don't know the weekend has got something coming on friday i'm excited about that you know this

only has been a single i thought that single dropping well yes wednesday i'm not mistaken i

thought it was friday and today is wednesday i believe it could be wrong either way i'm excited about the knowledge out

new music is there anything else i need to be excited about dropping off single you're right friday i'm always

right you just keep talking when i'm right she ain't always right how many times i don't be right

i've been wrong a couple times fam could we move yeah come on you're not gonna do that you've been wrong come on let's move on what do y'all

wanna talk about cowboys no

also in that same shop interview meek was talking about getting his ass bust in the studio by dirk and little baby

oh yeah yeah he said they gave him writer's block or something right he said no he broke they broke them out of the brothers

out of writer's block okay that one was really interesting to me

always will be right he was talking about the change in his lifestyle like he had a baby he was in the house

kid crying you're looking at [ __ ] dirty pampers and you just not you're not around that energy and then

you go get around the young boys that's outside outside right and they get into it they get into it they're

busting your ass in there that was real [ __ ] he shared in that moment right and then he went on to say

khaled no like i'm used to doing like nine songs a day and that's when my brain stopped in a bit

it's like wait a second and i believe him i i do believe he's not he might have been exaggerating

saying but if he was exaggerating it was up from six

five five five so i'm taking him at his word put it to five yeah five fam you do five

songs a day stop and just process that i know a lot of people are not musicians so you really

don't know what the [ __ ] that means five songs a day let's get back to his

number nine songs a day is what you have to do today to keep up with the demand yeah and be a

artist of that magnitude oh and in this part of these junkies today

i heard they are studio junkies you go get not me but you go get in the studio with baby and dirk two little young

[ __ ] just outside and on fire and they just get to crack in your muffin with heat

now you got to keep up with that like you have to deal with a different beast today yeah meek might be the lyrical

miracle [ __ ] of today one of them some people i'm sure look at him like that well when he get next to

well the baby's lyrical too i see what she means but yeah like that was a learning thing

learned his ass a good one in there yeah my oh i think having other emcees around period though whether they're

younger or not you were much more prolific as far as uh output when you were working with

slaughterhouse than you were was like solo records you would work on one record for 12 hours when you did solo records when you were a slaughterhouse

you might do three four or five verses a day but then it's just a verse but then you only got you're only responsible for it

but that's why if he's in the studio with baby and turkey sounds like he was probably only responsible for reverse yeah but that's just the thing that's

why i probably no no probably about it that's why i feel my catalog more than i do my

slaughterhouse catalog i know the time energy effort feeling pain

heartache that went into all of that [ __ ] versus having to rhyme with just three spectacular mcs

about whatever like a lot of that [ __ ] i hate my performance on i ain't even mad at the [ __ ] to say joe was wack

what the [ __ ] was i doing i wasn't doing what joe wanted to do all that at all times what joe wanted to

do you could hear it i could hear it like you know what joe want to do you could that's playing all day

on the track knowing you know what you know yeah when i played that champions verse from

joelle from the last part you know i was in the studio you know i was there you could just tell

right damn i had a point that i was getting to i don't i don't talk about the output of of recording oh just about uh

mass manufacturing versus the other day i was thinking about this old spot in jersey city was akbar's

akbar akbars was in the hood i used to go there because they had the best burger in the hood but they

hand-made the burger anytime you bought that burger it would

you could taste that the handmadeness the love in it versus going

up mcdonald's mcdonald's or just somewhere else now some people when you when you

taste the mcdonald's burger that could be your favorite burger in the world you might not have the same appreciation for

that akbar burger for that homemade it's just different it's different everything ain't for everybody

uh yo think think about that though meek is young he felt like the old head

in that [ __ ] he is the overhead yeah no cause when you were 22

you looked at a thirty two or four how old he is

you are an old head that's crazy yeah yeah and he gets busy yeah but they're sitting there with them

little [ __ ] and said them no [ __ ] was going i can only imagine what yeah pressure yo

before we leave this topic lonzo ball got traded to the chicago bulls

and little dirk who ice tells me is in charge of handing out nicknames gave him the name chance

lonzo ball is the chance there's two chances in chicago did anybody let dirk know that there

is a the chance already nah that's from chicago that's just chin his name is chance not dutch but he's

the chance no he's not the chance well if there's not always the chance well no he can't beat

what dirk's saying can't be the chance now because you've named another chance i bet your chance won't speak up

[Music] dirk you my man you are my man

man's mans right let me be the first to tell you as long as the ball is not the chance

man [ __ ] he's not that jerk jerk he's not the chance

he's lonzo no he's a chance now when devo comes around and says ball

he's the second best ball is what he is i don't know about that either he's ballin

[Music] [Laughter]

yo this [ __ ] just want to argue about that all he want to do

no he think i made that up no no just lead out with a listen on this podcast

are we going to move on but we said dirk name so now my brain is just on we're here now i wanted to start this

segment right about things that deserve more applause

i think there's mad things that happen in hip-hop that are either overlooked or

we are numb too desensitized to or because it's such a fast-moving fast-paced culture we don't really spend

enough time with it so because i'm home alone when the doc is not on my brain is thinking about some of this

stuff i'll give you the first one for example cardi b started in the strip club that's

pretty big right cool a lot of women got their start there i don't think that's the part that deserves more applause

cardi b then landed on love in hip-hop and was the star of loving hip-hop even

though they didn't run plays for her the public may not know that but i do they didn't run plays or have

scenes for her she just stole the show and at the height of stealing the show in front of the largest audience that

she ever had off man's success and off i'm sure what included a pay raise she left

me the album stop though because in hindsight we know what

she did next but she didn't know just to bet on yourself she stopped

to leave the biggest audience you ever had to say nah one one season one legal bag

maybe one and a half they might have begged her to come back and she popped in three episodes but she

left and it worked and we gloss over it we glossed over

that that tough decision that i'm sure she had to make i'm sure she had to explain that to her family members hennessy or sister

i don't think there was offset around at the time this is her on her own and she did that

cool put that to the side know what my next one was to deserve more applause that everybody just glossed right over

oh what you did last night you slept at home in bed with your girl you home in bed

with your girl you lived with your girl stepping home in bed [ __ ] dirk was home in bed with a girl

i've been i've been home in bed with my girl it's a real comforter comforting feeling of course your girl is your girl

because you're allowed to be vulnerable around her put your guard down right little spoon he was home in bed with his girl and

people broke in and he grabbed the gun and gave his girl one and shot them out the house

they would have been and bonnie and clyde and the news cycle just continued

think about it right you're absolutely right think about it just think about it

just stop that's cool i didn't hear about that stop whatever you're doing and just think about if that happened to

you i play that scene a lot when i'm in the shower because that's when i feel most vulnerable i feel like damn somebody bumps in here

right now look at me yo how i clean my feet is so awkward

you never just what'd you do awkward in the shower there's got to be something the feet definitely don't work

damn complete dummy yo you want to talk about somebody having to drop on you

if i'm cleaning my feet yo i'm at your mercy dog you got it so i think about that a lot fam he went

through that and then what you can't even laugh about and you're a podcaster with bad

teeth [ __ ] can't talk got halitosis

no but he right though like you know if somebody running on you while you cleaning your feet you're done done i be home there's no normal

like you're [ __ ] i'd be home and i keep red flag marks of the awkward [ __ ] that happened when i'm in

the house and then i wonder if it happens to other men sometimes i get out the shower everything is related to the shower

i get out i get out of the shower dry off go to the boxer brief draw go put them

on sometimes you're in a rush and the leg don't go on the one leg

don't go it's still a little sticky from the shower you know you got one leg on you got to put the other one you get stuck

in the little crap start jumping rope do the hop seat then you fall on the floor like yeah

but that don't feel good no you feel like a dodo well where's the men's

support group to talk about some of the positions you just feel like a dodo in like the hop around we have no we have no safe space let

alone a support group f word that's just that way too cool somebody got it you feel some dumb [ __ ]

like that yeah no i'm my only my dumbass is running around telling all the doofy [ __ ] everybody else is just cool as cool as

could be yeah that's funny um yeah i can't believe that we just glossed over that as a culture

if i did that that would be my al bundy seven touchdowns that poke high school

game you would never hit into that yeah you know why you don't hear about it with that

no i'm no i don't you ain't from hell i'm

yeah because that's what they just live oh no he put it in a song wait wait wait wait see it this is where

i'm gonna [ __ ] ice up man get out hey i can act played a little snippet of a dirk song where he talked about it

yeah it was about four bars

the hardest four bars i ever heard in my life

oh my god did he kill those four bars but you got to make it out that situation to have those four bars

is that is that an exchange is that a transaction that most rappers are willing to make i say no no hell no i say no he's not a rapper

first and that's the thing he reminds you on records i'm a stranger is she a girlfriend what is she [ __ ] doing no no no no no

[ __ ] she's she's listening listen listen listen why are you telling me about him she's so nice that he is

like right here i'm about to tell you my stupid ass girls i'm dead man are you gonna bust back or no dog i'm

about to tell you foreign says in his records i'm a street [ __ ] and i'm with whatever

come with that i'm pretty sure for her to get that close to him she's prepped yes

this is the life we sleep right here this thing this is where it's at stand mine is on my knife i know that

i know many i know yo all of them nba [ __ ] i'm sure could is 90 from the free-throw line in

practice hey we could all prep y'all telling me about the prep nah cool that he prepped her see and

that's what i mean about it's different it's different so the [ __ ] what did he prepped her

she did it it was time for action [ __ ] game time we prep them all the time before

escape room hey they gonna start the rules we're gonna start looking around we're gonna do we prep them all the time and

see them go wrong i don't get any prepper it worked and then everybody went back to work

nobody is going to give dirk and cardi around extra applause

it's going to be joe no no yeah cardi and cardi needs way more dozens of

flowers my [ __ ] to do what she's like she's damn near a household name dog my mother knows cardi b

no damn near so yo that's amazing my [ __ ] and people don't really give us the credit that she deserves she's the

first uh you heard what she said again so to go from that to mega stardom

is yes and we don't really be giving her the props that she a-list cardi gonna forever get props for me

hello stripper clip was energetic like they were the only girls in the strip club like that was really trying to

trying to dance i was like you too hyper mom she could always get

credit for me listen you saying cardi i'm not off okay let's try it like this

if i'm in bed let's try it a different way if i'm in

bed watching dateline tapping my girl like look at this [ __ ] this [ __ ] he really killed who you

think did it and the little alarms are going ding ding i say oh man i ain't expecting

nobody and my girls get up and grab the gun after wherever it is and run to the stairs and shoot them

[ __ ] out the house how could i have a lever word okay

she could do whatever she wants to do i might go out and start some more trouble you know what i got to ride over

oh my god [ __ ] it i would load her up like salt that was that movie remember puff that um well who was saul

it was so nice right she been a 90 to them assault 90.

remember puff said yo your girl roll harder than your [ __ ] like literally

that's crazy i mean they live a different type of life though dawg [ __ ] is dying around them [ __ ] every

single day she's gotta be she's for that about

and that would be a credit to her see the gig is the gig if that's the game you devote yourself to it he could be the most street [ __ ] in the

world easy for her to say all right babe i'll be getting my lashes done over here i got a manny petty appointment i'll be

at the spa i'll be with my girls i'll be over here not living the life they live not living

their life daily i'm hitting the damn yeah i need another one just cause they're still

[Applause] still here went to the studio the next day or something

hey if it happened because [ __ ] i don't take me

[ __ ] little incense he little incense said you know damn man all right

gotta get more guns call esmeralda and clean up the shells

that take a little sage hit the roomba dirk that is not what sage is for see

even though you can't even make a joke about that you shouldn't joke no you i shouldn't joke i apologize but

god i'm impressed it's impressive i'm impressed salute that's real i'm so happy because that news story could have went real

different and a lot of people would be mourning exactly a lot of people would be mourning so i just don't take it for

granted when the news cycle goes the other way and i just see people just continue about the day mm-hmm you got it

credit where credit's due i like it you got another one

it's hard to top that man what do you want from the gourmet i

thought you had some more no i didn't

i'm joking i'm joking

so big sean said his chiropractor helped him grow two inches huh i don't know that's what listen yeah

you gotta get that chiropractor number you and yourself yeah joe has been talking about after he finished

ish i booked the appointment with the little stretch instructor later i told her i

never mind man i told her you was gonna book an appointment

fam what's wrong your [ __ ] is mad silly dog

i don't know if we should go on with our big sean segment no

you can't do that man you can't do that yeah your [ __ ] is crazy we have no

idea what y'all laughing at all right so big sean said no no you

said we gotta try all right tell me what's the [ __ ] all right let's do this not you ice tell me what's funny why not me

because i want cause him and corey are key key and like school girls i want to know what if they get the joke i get the job all right tell me what the

joke is she said you just kiss

[ __ ] sean's chiropractor helps you tell me if you tell me about this stretch instructor lady

right hey we both we both dealing with people but if you tell me about the stretch instructor lady

and she's fine and then i hit her up

you can't say yo my man is going to hit you up cause that's passive hate

and y'all laughed at that the two of y'all laughed at that like that was kiki funny fam i'm at joel's house i've been

getting stretched out i've been having mad problems with my neck yo this nigga's a kid yeah i'm not laughing i'm listening to you i'm dead

ass i'm not laughing yeah you already had a [ __ ] hattie mercy moment like it was funny i'm lost at what's

funny i don't understand wait just stop reprimanding us i'm not yo dawg joe says yo i hit the stretch lady

up i said i know i told her you was gonna hit her you asked me to see if she does in-home visits you told me to call her and ask her i

did what's the joke i'm totally lost

y'all [ __ ] is

i won't tell him about my stretch appointment again

this is a joke i don't understand the joke all right come on [ __ ] if i got it i would like all right come on here's a new joke big sean says he grew two

inches just like joe [ __ ] said a few weeks ago and y'all all laughed at me how about that now

what y'all want to do

i'm not calling big sean if she got two inches taller

why i think that's compelling all right y'all want to play okay let's

see what's going on today straight spine that's how

he definitely stole your [ __ ] he stole your [ __ ] joe i ain't gonna fart yeah look big sean says how the [ __ ] did

i grow two inches chiropractor for a year straight twice a week that's how straight spine that's how

is big sean listening to me he kind of stole your [ __ ]

because joe been saying forever that his spine is curved and that's why he's not how tall is

supposed to be ish

no six three if i get six three then you're really gonna be telling the

stretch lady yo he coming next week too

yo my man yo my man said he want to come next month [ __ ] she know i told her

[Laughter] [Music] he scared us out of laughing we can't

even laugh come on

what do y'all think about big sean i don't think he grew two inches man he still looks short to me [ __ ] afro trying to be tall and why is

that news it's funny because you keep saying that you you really six three

yeah that's why it's funny that's the only reason why you go from five nine to six three because of the chiropractor i'm not five

nine i'm not five nine and if i was five nine then you would look real nuts letting the stretch lady

know that your five nine man is coming through oh now i get what you're saying

that's what i did you're getting related that's what i did no that's the joke i know but i didn't

get the joke because it didn't make no sense oh my god you can oh man is that what i am in my bag if you

told her that your five nine dude was coming what's my name you gave me some whack name too

right let me hear your profile come on moving on y'all don't care about big sean new york city will require

require vaccines for entry to restaurants and gyms jokes on them the gym

i'm not going to the gym that's never happening but man i'm never going outside again after

this [ __ ] bro uber eats everything i'm not going to the restaurant i'm not going to the gym restaurant

i'm not going nowhere [ __ ] y'all guys y'all scared me straight i'm cool that's not stupid we are hey i'm too

scared to go outside i'm gonna have this dirty stranger [ __ ] from outside

go get it and bring it to me okay i'll put extra hands on it my straw

hey spit on his hand bring me my phone put the little tape on the paper bag

i keep telling them dudes to leave it at the door and they keep ringing the bell because your name is on your profile but

why are you ringing the bell because i just told you why no these be dudes that don't know nothing about pump it up lord down joe

jose udon butting they just come they standing there waiting to give me the

burger and then i got to open the door and beat the cabinets yeah i already left the tip the tip was

already in there yeah i said leave it at the door [ __ ] i've had some uh uber drivers and delivery drivers be like

expecting extra tip after i already tipped an app yeah okay that's not happening i tip well so i'll

be like huh i don't like that leave it at the horseshoe sleep oh wait oh i didn't know he was

gonna have fun y'all get into some of my favorite topics this is one of my favorite topics when

i'm in the hotel and i order breakfast or room service oh they bring it up and they bring it up

and stare at me stare at me as i write on the blank line and i take the time i take 30 minutes to

see if gratuity was included bring out the calculator

yo with my meal bring a calculator you gotta say some [ __ ] what's five percent 100 no i take 30

minutes to look and then ask yo it's it's included already how much

people will be taking you know they'd be so sick yo they'd be so mad what's a good tip yo

that'd be so crushed when they have to tell me yeah yo it's in there a little bit i'm

like oh all right oh good looking why didn't you say that

good looking looking i don't even write one little blank line

hey i do it none no they talk they taught me to do it bold because if you do not

they could write a tip in themselves and it would just be applied no i write the word none all right this [ __ ] got me

[ __ ] up i was never putting the tip on top of the tip but i'm a great

tipper see they jerk themselves when the when the grab is included yeah yeah they do because i was gonna lace you

but now you might be able to get it that way some [ __ ] ain't a lot of [ __ ] don't tip good bruh i'm

just brick tipper no [ __ ] my great tipping probably will make up for

at least five other no all you need is a few great tippers that's true you shouldn't be relying on most people

are bad timbers no they are so you shouldn't rely on the bad time you have to rely on the good tip the only time it makes sense for the

gratuity as someone who worked in restaurant industry to me is when it's like a huge table because it's going to be chaos when the bill comes and all

that [ __ ] so [ __ ] turned into mathematicians yeah just yo i only had this solid yeah no i see you're right but i'm

against that too nah [ __ ] put the gratuity on when it's won

what that any confusion just put it in there

there's nothing to add there's nothing to worry about it's in there that's it when you get your check and the taxes are taken they don't pay

no mind and what's taking that maybe you do but they're taking it out your check is your check [ __ ] was just on the ground

this week it went viral this girl was reading the bill we so blown away

no look this girl was reading the bill yeah and she was like talking about the gratuity i was like

could you we didn't order this it was just this week dawg it wasn't funny but it was funny as [ __ ]

that's always fun i mean if you've gone through that it's not funny because you know all the headache that comes with that like when it's a big table and we all

trying to split the bill like the first move is nobody counts the drinks nobody ever counts the drink no you

drink that right that's your sprite right no and i'm the same price no no i'm the [ __ ] that don't drink

mm-hmm so when you started getting you got to be that guy no i mean i don't you guys don't know cheap [ __ ] but when [ __ ]

start getting six bottles of merlot and all this other [ __ ] glass be forty dollars a gl

right juan b forty dollars a glass you like yo dog well they know and on top of that they

include the grat mm-hmm a lot of people skip over the graph if it's ten of y'all and y'all all skip to

grab all right we 100 hours short right yeah more than that yeah more than that definitely more than that [ __ ] you go

to a 300 dinner 3 000 dinner 4 thousand dollar dinner [ __ ] gratuity is 800

um [Music]

as the guy that just pays because that's who i am now to have some

fun i'll wait a little bit though make people sweat a little bit see who are we dude goes to the bathroom

just to watch behavior yes i'm gonna pay regardless is this ain't nothing wrong here so you're gonna pull that bank of america

i'm reading tweets right now so let's just see they just sit on the table everybody

look away start talking like they don't see the checks in there because what i noticed i don't like to waste time

so the part that bugs me well uh one of my pet peeves is we all finished our meal we sit here

talking now we talk for hour or however long we sitting there and then we ask for the check and now they got to wait and now we sit

here waiting when it's time to go i like to go yeah yeah so my move typically is

when everybody looks done and i ask is everyone done i'll go find the waiter i go to him here here's my card i think people

started noticing that so then that was it yeah they noticed

that i would get up before and just sneak the card and just take care of it all so it was just

a blast until like until i stopped taking that little walk until i just chilled out you want

another drink yeah and then stay and then shout out to the people that they started noticing i was doing that and then they rushed to

do it now because when you go with people that are like-minded like yeah now the beef is different yeah yeah no

no i'm paying no no i'm out i'll find it no take your car move your car does that impress you on a date

if a girl pays for the [ __ ] i want to pay no i want to pay because i'm a guy and i'm a gentleman right but once chicks sincerely be like nah

nah nah chill i got it i that impresses me no nice that is sexy to me that's that's cute but i like i like for

that to take to to to occur i don't like other areas i don't let them buy it like mortgage

like hand no no handle the reservation like let me let me pay you handle the organization or whatever

the just i like to see the teamwork no i just think it's i just think it's so i'm with you don't like it like again i

you i'll wrestle you down and throw your card out the window before i let you pay right but i just think yeah you got to go back to bank of america

you got caught yeah

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it just shows all right you ain't entitled yeah yeah like you're in the table y'all not going out to eat no more

no i ain't doing [ __ ] but you got the bags yeah i ain't doing [ __ ] oh yeah that's where we were yeah that's still catching the world is

different nah man well that delta [ __ ] everybody up i'm chilling they canceled over a thousand flights between

uh spirit and american airline they didn't say why it's rumored that it's rumored that there's a strike

amongst the pilots yeah they said spirit there was someone in those [ __ ] there was someone in the airport

actually stood up on top of some of the like a conveyor belt or something and was just shouting like yo there's a

video they walked out that's why there's no flights there's been a walk out and they're not telling y'all

huh like there's something else going on here and they're just not relaying the information to people and i've been seeing pictures and videos

of spirit lines like just long people just standing there no movement nothing going on it's

like they have no workers here they walked out yo please while we're on this topic real quick that's crazy

fabio foreign was on a jet and he was talking to the pilot can i let y'all hear it oh please oh yes please oh my

god hey yo piling don't look just laying that [ __ ]

oh [ __ ] get go you hurt hey yo turn around

pilot

[Applause]

but yeah listen flights are compromised i'm not i'm not they're saying it's a strike i

don't know but flying around right now ain't the greatest if you flew yeah like the airports are crowded [ __ ] is

dirty they ain't showering it's [ __ ] up there we're mad luggage for nothing [ __ ] look nasty out there

they look no everybody's dingy

stupid really fast

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is the funny [ __ ] is i'm dying to get to utah

i'm dying to get to utah the waiting list on my little place i want to go oh my god they told me you got to wait

till october and i'm sure now that's like pushed back to the winter but anyway um yeah the airports are

[ __ ] up the flights are are twisted um cases are going up i don't believe

anything that i hear from anywhere like you can get you can trust nothing yeah that's where i'm at i'm trust

nothing that's my new statement just trust nothing please nobody knows that's what you don't know anything just

nobody knows my 40 years on earth i knew maybe three of y'all that got bronchitis

in 40 years nobody was running around saying yo got bronchitis

now everybody has bronchitis and it's not just irregular bronchitis it's like aggressive killer bronchitis yeah

you can't breathe you're going to the doctor they tell you nah it's not kobe but it feels like covet man

who the [ __ ] catches bronchitis in the summer in the summer

it's real [ __ ] though yeah real [ __ ] uh new yorkers talking about uh you'll need proof of vaccination to

be indoors anywhere i'm assuming most of the blue states will follow that i'm sure or that's in the works currently we knew this was coming

yep locked down i think another lockdown's coming another lock down as well it's gonna be locked down i think it's gonna be a lot of restrictions

a lot of restrictions yeah a lot of restrictions will feel like lockdown yeah yeah once they start to stay at home orders

we've been through lockdown they are lockdowns in essence you know what i'm saying like they are

lockdowns in that sense and then now they're saying that even if you have it i mean even if you have been vexed you

can still pass it you can still get it you get them saying like so again you really didn't alleviate now we about to

start but having to wear masks again and the wild part is this is the summer no i'm still wearing

my mask don't get me wrong as often as before yeah like they're about to start mandating it think if you've been

vaccinated and you can still contract and pass it you need a mass [ __ ]

yeah you feel what i'm saying like that's the only thing that's going to stop you allegedly from not getting it

it's a mask i'm wearing this because these still yeah like i could see the

dinginess on y'all like when i'm out learned a lot about people's uh uh

sanitary habits in the last two years so they're dirty and dingy nasty they don't

want to hurt don't cover their mouth no get your [ __ ] hand don't wash their hands take your [ __ ] hands off my cologne no [ __ ] i'll be dabbing [ __ ] now i

don't shake hands fist bumps elbow it's a dub for the dab

it's over for that um i don't even punch your face i hit your wrists like oh my god

new york city will require proof of vaccination to enter all restaurants fitness centers and indoor entertainment venues de blasio says

if you're unvaccinated unfortunately you will not be able to participate in life you have to move to another planet immediately with all your belongings and

say goodbye to your parents bars that's why they go if you want to participate in our society fully you've got to get vaccinated yo

there got to be some real money me and me we can't even participate in the society

the policy will take effect over the next few weeks got it thanks buddy city's move comes as businesses across

corporate america begin rolling out vaccine requirements for employees and in some cases yo so the nfl is going to have issue on

their hands kirk cousins don't want to take that [ __ ] i think they'll be right a lot of people don't want to take it they're the

quarterback depth chart don't say it it'll be all right don't want it yeah a lot of people don't

want it a lot of people aren't talking i don't i just don't think kirk cousins is the [ __ ] straw that broke the camel's back in the nfl

wow in the vikings locker room i'm sure that's a big issue yeah look at you demeaning kirk cousins sorry

man another victory that's back to my thing things that

deserve more applause kirk cousins yeah yeah they franchised him seven years in a row

and every year he proved his worth enough to go get a hundred mill from

another team yes he did i don't care if he if every pass after that is an interception

that's impressive i [ __ ] with kirk round of applause he could be a bum you're not a bum but

that feat i'm just saying if you like parks or if you think like varsity you're like [ __ ] her cousin cool i'm i'm with that but that's

impressive you don't think sure sounds a little haterish there

parks what's up man well get out my faces cousins might have [ __ ] in

yeah you don't think you aren't you don't think colin kaepernick is a better quarterback

throwing the ball yes no yes i think you may be better in the right system yeah we would just compound

things just mad i just left it alone there's a mad complicated reason why kaepernick is a bad example in this

particular instance

how do you know if kaepernick is a better quarterback than kirk cousins right now i'm talking about when kirk cousins got the big bag he

went crazy for that back no he didn't yes he did oh he didn't okay

yo i'll check him out we all gotta argue chris paul joy over there kirk

jeff goldblum

hey i was going to get on matt damon's ass until that i heard that story was fake but he lucky

he lucky i did my due diligence with

that's why you got to be careful because some [ __ ] something that's some [ __ ] but some

some entity put out a story that said matt damon just learned from

his his youngest daughter just taught him to stop using the f word oh yeah i did that so that was fake i

know i'm asking you that was fake yeah i saw this my research told me that it was fake

okay if it comes out to be real don't come back to me like i'm [ __ ] uh trevor noah

i'm not but yeah they said matt matt dang was like yeah my daughter

uh i used the f-bomb at a family dinner my daughter went to the room and wrote a long diet tribe about why that's bad and

now i know that that's bad and i read that [ __ ] i was like yo this better not be real

matt damon better not be a matt damon wouldn't say that even if that was true he wouldn't say sure he knows about it he would never say that publicly

yeah uh all right moving on lebron really yo i have to make it to that vegas usher concert i have to go i know we're going to talk

about lebron right now but my take from watching everybody go to the vegas usher show is i have to go to vegas even if we just

fly i'm saying we y'all don't do floss [ __ ] like that i want to fly to vegas even like

i want to fly to vegas even if it's flying on a sunday and go to the show on a sunday night

how do you not go to this you're right no you're right i'll go this is one of the things we have to go

to or i have to go to speak for myself as a [ __ ] old man i got to see him in his little sparkly pajamas do all my

favorite songs yeah no i got to see it kevin hart got

it i would love to go to somebody go go to this with somebody that's when you really do it right you'll fly out for the vegas off your show real quick

and just take your ass home over you back to your house i'ma watch this [ __ ] from youtube man i ain't going nowhere

i'm chillin like that i'm chill i was at first i wanted to but no usher fans ain't got none of that

[ __ ] okay there was something there i'm leaving alone though

oh lebron pushed the fan at the usher show who cares he's a pancake i wish hey i wish he

pushed him harder yeah for real i'm mad the dude didn't fall move move why are you running up on me

and my wife with your phone out most people weave [ __ ] dogs within well with their arms reach

of me and my wife if i could push you you too close to me family phone in my face

literally the [ __ ] phone was in his face yeah i just know that's wrong not news for me wish you would have pushed them harder

congratulations shout out to lebron push next dude to do it too i'm with that uh what else what else do we have to get

to free agency free agency free agency ish lakers how do you feel so great i'm i'm

feeling good all right that's right we're here i think the moves we make have been great mm-hmm we need to get rid of uh

[ __ ] mark gasol nobody's gonna take his deal and if we get rid of schroeder schrader however you pronounce

it i think we're in great space you don't like schroeder no not on the team he don't want to be there either oh

i like him as a basketball player he don't want to be there and uh his game don't really flow well with

lebron now we got westbrook we don't need to [ __ ] let me ask you ish um with schroeder

because i read some things wasn't it another player he had like he was having a little issue with he did kuzma but he's gone now kuzma was

gone so with him being gone is does does the situation change a hundred million dollars and we just

picked up russell westbrook get the [ __ ] off

you and your [ __ ] stripe in your head could go somewhere else it's a bunch of people that need point

guards get the [ __ ] out of here dog it's got carmelo right yeah unfortunately unfortunately i like

mellow as a basketball player i don't like i'm going to take on the laker team why not he don't play defense

we need defenders okay why are y'all looking around like

somebody passed away or something because i said some [ __ ] i don't know i like mellow there i like

i like melo as a person and as a basketball player i don't like him on the lakers team as

constructed what do you guys think about the happenings in free agency as a whole thus far who do you think are the biggest winners losers

now you're gonna be saying mike miami biggest winner give out your grades now i'm the biggest

loser miami is cooking man i got to beat them right now who'd they pick up uh

kyle lowry and pj tucker i like i like they resigned uh duncan

robinson and they about to give jimmy butler to max they gave jimmy butler some money is oladipo still in miami

only people play for houston no he does not ish

houston traded him to miami really that was two years ago no you're wrong

it was last year it did it might have been last year

what else you think about free agency oh i like who the knights picked up they

got patty mills that's huge for them huge huge huge for them

ain't pay him [ __ ] they gave him six mil he's a he's a winner i've been watching the olympic games at all

he'd been cooking them right now you see marco ricky rubio go crazy last night rookie

rubio just got traded today are you mad disrespectful nigga's name is ricky marco rubio

jesus oh man um yo go back to whatever you was at

you're screaming you're about to get fired man joe just want to fire someone they want me to no jealous fired enough people yo the

bulls got derozan they bugging now they got the rules they bugging in lonzo

that was a nice pick for them yo it is that's a nice one two three punch

i want to know the signing trade they got derozan over there look the bulls trying to be good now yeah they're not playing either no they

did a great job i like what phoenix did a lot uh i do like what the lakers did i'm not

i'm not gonna bash it i think they need some more shooting but i'm a living room coach what do i know everybody's bashing the knicks

i don't see why i love everything that the knicks did uh months ago when they signed not

months ago but a year ago when they signed everybody to these one-year deals like and took a chance on people and all

of them performed yeah on five million dollar contracts

can't beat it you you freed up mad space but they still you're playing work so now you got to

commit to it but no their plan was i'm gonna give all these people this little bit of bread they still didn't get the star player

they opened up all that money so they can get a max contract and didn't get the guy yet yeah but that's not that don't mean it's over

no i didn't say that i know but people keep [ __ ] on the knicks it's like oh you won't get a start yo in today's nba maybe the stars don't

want to rush to the knicks i'm okay with that that you still got to build a team sure

so i love that they got their draft picks i love that they got the young core they're the young talent their veterans

and they brought back the people that were successful and this is the first knicks off season where i'm even seeing most the team

return you have to send those type of culture vibrations out to the rest of the league that if you succeed here

we'll pay you will pay you versus what teams have always used the knicks for to run it up

70 million over what i'm worth and then they go get a bag so i'm not mad at what the knicks did

and i'm a real nick fan so i have seen that fournier guy kill the knicks for years he's a nick killer

i like him he's a nick killer i like him if you hate him he's a nick killer so yeah i'm not gonna kill him and i'm

gonna continue to support the knicks and whatever they do man hopefully they're not finished maybe reggie jackson will come they do do

still need a guard they got a couple extra dollars to play with definitely huh so if you think the clip is letting

that [ __ ] go well y'all better get withdraw no but okay dr just was part of a big

trade no he didn't get traded he wrote a farewell letter to the heat even though they ain't ship them out yet

but when they got kyle lowry he said he wrote an emotional letter to the heat because he's in that trade

no not from what i heard i'm maybe i'm telling you maybe i'm wrong you're wrong he's in

that trade it's cal it's cal lowry and precious whatever isn't it i mean um goren and precious yeah there it is

okay come on let's move on what else we got what else we got free agency we're done now that was our extended deep dive no we do

it's fine it's fine totally fine did you um did you happen to witness any of a fleet

nick no but i heard about it i heard about it i saw the tweet saying there's just a

bunch of dicks on there so i signed off twitter no no the women the women was giving it up

and then because women were giving it up dude started giving it up so why would i rush to the fleet i never

check fleek i've never checked fleece in my life officials twitter apps even when i went

to the fleet yesterday it was like all the ugly girls i followed was getting naked like i'm out i follow you because

you're funny you know i don't know what that [ __ ] is yeah yeah yeah

it was it was some [ __ ] the kids were having fun fleets was um just telling you some information-ish

fleets was twitter's version of the instagram stories oh i do know if fleets are then

i didn't see those exact same things very pc uh following because you only found a large professor

and alchemist so what happened they weren't shaking it up

it it didn't really catch the way twitter wanted it to they announced a couple weeks ago that on august 3rd at midnight they were

removing fleets from twitter completely like just doing away with it gotcha so people took yesterday as oh all right

let's go out the right place it's disappearing ain't nobody gonna see this [ __ ] no more and it's gone

yeah but then they wowed out and fleets didn't leave yeah the twitter said wait a minute yeah wait a minute this is the most activity we've

ever seen in fleece yeah maybe this wasn't a bad idea i did check the fleets but i mean

that's not my thing [Music] i'm shocked that everybody else was fleeting i was shocked about it but i

did [ __ ] some of the people that i did see in there participating i was shocked because they're rather reserved no it's somebody else like wow i raps we reading

tweets some of y'all left that was leaving the hammer in the in the fleet well i ain't seen that dude me neither

uh scroll right past the dudes but it was stories it was dudes i've seen dudes saying they was checking

the fleets to see what their arch nemesis was working with

what the [ __ ] yeah this whole space is weird

i know that yo i don't even tweet anymore know what's going on i don't even say good morning this is the weird times we living in on

social media bro it had to get weirder after the hipsters it got weirder after tumblr when

everybody from tumblr came over to twitter and that that's that was the chat yo after every occurrence last decade

things got weirder like think about it i've spent so many years bashing the hipsters but right after the hipsters

was the lils and i think now we're the louise is veterans now yeah we're looking at what's after the lows

post lilz yeah spot him rock him jock him and all this other [ __ ]

so we got to deal with it whatever we got here is from us it's from us that's kind of what i

wanted it comes from i say to you i hate it all because it comes from us i didn't say it last part

but and i don't hate it you kept telling me like how can i um big up these rappers and then say

you know there's a problem etc but i'm i'm pushing the music i'm promoting the

music right to that i wanted to say

well you kind of do the same thing because your favorite rapper your goat is whole

and then that entire drug dealer error these little lost kids today are just products of that they're the products of

their moms being sold crack their pops being locked up and them being having to fend for themselves in the streets

so it's kind of like it's all a trickle-down effect bruh

let me know when i can go you know jay-z's talking about selling drugs

these little kids are glorifying killing other little kids and keeping the score there's a total difference one is in in

involving money to get yourself out of a [ __ ] up situation the other one is talking about just

killing quote-unquote ops and keeping the score fam it stems

from this the broken home well let me just jump in and tell y'all both we have such a fun part oh

all right all right yeah i need to tell you it's right at the end my fault y'all don't we let it go we

have to do what we're about to do we don't have to do this we don't have to hear it bubbling

you let it get out of um i was like oh once that home come out we ain't got to

do this yeah all right whoo fun pie you're right no i mean some of this [ __ ] is serious uh

i want to send my love and prayers out to uh kathy griffin who announced that she had stage one lung

cancer even though she's never smoked and that blew me away blew me away yeah she's never smoked

she shared with us that she has stage one lung cancer uh her doctors and the staff they are

optimistic that she'll beat it she's confident she's feeling good actually let me read to you what she said

she says i've got to tell you guys something i have cancer i'm about to go into surgery to have

half my left lung removed yes i have lung cancer even though i've never smoked the doctors are very optimistic as it is

stage one and contained to my left lung hopefully no chemo or radiation after this and i should have normal function

with uh with my breathing i should be up and running around as uh up and running around as usual in a

month or less it's been a hell of a four years trying to get back to work making you guys laugh and entertaining you

but i'm gonna be just fine of course i'm fully vaccinated for colbit the consequences for being unvaccinated

would have been even more serious please stay up to date on your medical checkups it'll save your life

love kathy griffin yeah prayers up where is that prayers up prayer's up for fetty wap too

he lost his four-year-old daughter uh they didn't give much information i don't know how yes they shouldn't i know

our business yeah no doubt but none of our business prayers to fetty and his entire family as well

yeah we didn't talk about uh prince's estate what about princess of state prince's estate um is being acquired yeah they've

now acquired 40 i believe it's 42 they've been purchasing up his estate

from the family member family members his ears and this is like um the company that

purchased it i'm trying to find her name here primary wave is primarily yes they are

now the largest single owner of his estate i think it's i'd rather they got the studio and

everything yeah they got they got the studio they got uh pc park like it's just this is pretty major because

it's like almost the exact opposite of what he would want right so this is a very big deal yeah when you're going

you're going yo keep us in your prayers lord knows we need to be there until the next time i bid you would do

farewell adios hasta la vista ariva durchie so long goodbye life is a series of

moments and moments pass so let's make this one last as if it's all that we have lastly the baddies are insecure the

stagnant women want to travel and the close-minded women want you to teach them things grabbing the proxima get yourself

straight migraines hurt with that said we'll be back same time same place

be safe out there keep your head on the swivel no no no no and continue to get money what else is there to do no job