T.L.F.R.

yo is this a sale on trips to spain uh what's going on

our trips to spain on the clearance we've seen a lot of a lot of spain trips like they own a hologram are they on the

clearance rack it might be it bees a half off is there a war going on over there like

is there any reason why trips to hey hey and if the answer is no it's no and then

i'll just have to divulge my hate but there's a lot of spain happening am

i am i the only one noticing it i haven't seen it i saw a lot of groups

oh no greece is on fire now prayer's up to greece but oh greece bane

all right so maybe it's hate i'm seeing a lot of spain a lot of end of the summer and it ain't just regular spain

ibiza it's like mallorca yeah but not for like it's like

a week two three weeks oh this ain't even a quick trip it's a vacation vacation yeah i want to see [ __ ] taxes

and i'm seeing not only am i seeing this but a lot of people i know they're moving around out here they're moving around they're not as scared of this

delta stuff as i am um so they tell me yeah i'm out

and i'm like this is just casual hey what you doing tomorrow in spain you're not wait you're not there

wait you're not going to spain jail no [ __ ] going on in spain so then i'm forced to sit at home and

figure out how everyone's getting to spain hey some people saved up to go some people are in a happy relationship

and you're doing well for yourselves they out in the name of love

and then come on let me hear you sprinkle the hayden come on

ready i don't hate this i'm trying to empathize actually so now you go down a little bit a little

further you go down there go down the list a little further and now y'all know i'm well documented

saying if you're a woman then some of this [ __ ] fighting the temptation is hard so that's where i'm going with this now

if you're not in love and you're getting saved up but spain sounds nice

wait and i could go for a week or two or three or three two or three weeks but wait a minute

i know so now you're gonna tell homeboy yo i gotta my job uh-huh my kids well

their job might be you know it don't matter the gospel the guy that's no no the guy's flexible yeah the guy that can

do this is saying no don't worry about it you don't have no job no more

you work for me babysitter hey whatever you need i'm just taking care of your babysitter give

them a bonus all of that [ __ ] so now if you're the girl you don't really like this guy but he's saying spain three weeks hey you and a home

girl bring somebody bring bring three people you say no to that honestly god no no i

was going to park i mean not parks no i get it ice hell no so why don't we judge women i'm not having that [ __ ]

beautiful luxury i don't either i support it i'm gonna tell you why i can't wait to come back in the next life

you go ahead i'm gonna tell you i'm gonna tell you my stance my stance is rock out

right with your [ __ ] out but you can't come home and now judge other people

that'd be my thing like i don't care what you doing keep it a buck like yo i ain't like that [ __ ] but i went out there he gave me a

free trip to spain me and keisha and tanya i'm going out there i'm rocking

i'm going to but you can't come home and say oh you bum ass basic [ __ ] [ __ ]

no and i'm [ __ ] oh if you're a female you gotta go from a dude

that's a part of their mission you might do something exciting for some change if spain is if it rhymes

spain is there i'll dance for france man oh my god get on my knees

oh my god no you guys have been working on your bars

something's wrong with me man you know i can't have been saying this but that's how i know

what good life i'm saying that's what make you you so we know

me being me is how i know that ish's life is looking real litty lately

part like lips can you admit to that at least like even look at the colors in this sweatshirt [ __ ] everything

everything is in here all the brights i feel good about life colors and they match and they match come on don't do

that with the over with the gray sweater

[Laughter]

yo why do y'all keep coordinating i don't know is that not planned no i don't know all right don't worry

about what episode is this 463. hey welcome to episode 463 blah

blah blah blah blah i am joe that

[Music] what's up man how y'all feeling feeling good big weekend coming up hot out

everybody got weekend plans not really yeah i don't know in the [ __ ] house i don't know this ain't the weather this

ain't the weather report i don't know what the weather is well it's supposed to be hot you're gonna be all regardless you know

[Music] see if rain or shine you're gonna get mine see i know if my girl is listening

to this she don't want to hear that she don't want to hear that she's a ball regardless nobody girl wants to hear

that that her dude's gonna ball regardless what if they do regardless

[Music]

he's busy oh man ish you out you headed out right you you headed to some can i talk about it

sure headed out to vegas whoo it's hot out there too

super hot out there bat backpack huh silk silk outfit head to toe had to be

esco you gamble no had to be esco you gamble like crazy oh okay you gotta have time

to i know i'm trying to stay awake for real for real new vegas or old vegas

you've been rolling the dates with dick for years of course he gambled

but that's just a joke i know i know i know go ahead so you you going

to vegas why describe this lit [ __ ] that's not lit i'm just going to sound like it went to a basketball game

it's not lit yeah we all been to basketball games go to see you go into the games that i watch on television i

watch these summer league games every team come on television but i'm watching the summer league games on tv you

actually headed out there nick's looking good yeah they are yo yo yo your nephew game

pissed me off almost last night bruh why [ __ ] tried to beat our team son oh cause they didn't get the and one on the

last play oh and he hit a game winning the other night he did took us over he's trying to get a game

one of them trying yo this little nigga's not playing smack them in the face and they ain't going but it's cool and he went 48th

yeah yeah he's balling well the nba is politics

especially the draft and especially summer league right g-league you are oh that's someone's out

there going crazy the politics gonna bite him in the ass well the draft is remember the draft is

only 60 players 60. right that got to be a nice 60 all together i

mean we saying 48 and yay i probably shouldn't have slid to 48 but it's still 48 out of 60 in the world

trying to or trying to do something again i don't care if you're the 12th man on the bench of the worst team in the nba dog it's 450 people in the world

you know what i'm saying in the whole world it's 450 [ __ ] like you blessed absolutely and you get surgeon

and lawyer more than surgeon and lawyer money to play a sport you love that you'll do for free you know what though

um on nba because i watched that uh malice doc oh i got friends watching that speed

through the top no no no no no no i'm not talking about just it's just one little part that touches on what is it

it was talking about they were talking to germaine o'neill and he was saying in his rookie year like basketball was his life

and he never he sat on the bench and was literally crying because he wanted to get in the game and they would not play

him that's all i'm not going and jermaine o'neill was uh what 18 yeah 17

yeah super young super young and he was like that was it so i'm finally here oh [ __ ] i i'm i came from being the man

you took this away from me now yeah that's how that's how you took it can't even get it so i'm just saying being in that 60

we might look at it as yo it's only 60 people that get drafted to be one of the 450 in the world but to them

they don't might not view it the same way no that's true that's all i know preseason kicks off this weekend that's what i'm about

nfl watched washington last night they looked all right i watched pittsburgh last night they looked awesome too

haskins oh i don't know how we got on sportszone yeah i thought you was a giant fan even if we were on sports we

wouldn't be opening our number one podcast to speak about dwayne haskins

and that's kind of what i mean just about just i mean no he may be near and dear to your heart

and soul and he played good the other night he did but guess who don't give a [ __ ] about dwayne asking everybody yeah

everybody though the state of pittsburgh city of pittsburgh when we get to hour eight here

hey take us away we'll have a blast that's the spot we allotted

uh yeah we talking about it's nephew [ __ ] how about sharif giant sneaking

we're gonna milk his nephew's success at least for the next what 15 years we

got time ish can you use your platform responsibly to at least clear up one

little small rumor because if you don't i'm gonna be the guy that continues to get killed because i came on this

podcast to talk about older women targeting young athletes while they're in college

and then a rumor came out and then i've been getting smoked why

you know the rumor oh if you don't involve in your nephew didn't forget it oh clear it up you're the right person to clear no i'm

just no that's not true no well it's just the rumor the rumor is that

bernice is targeting him yes yes that was the wrong brother yes he's known sharif since he was a

kid a baby damn near okay so you're not gonna clear no i'm just i'm just saying no i'm not clear i'm about to say that

[Applause]

all right we are back oh my god that's inappropriate no no no

you don't do anything for love nah uh but back to your point now she's not targeting sharif she knows that like

she's a friend of the family friend of the family yeah like there we go her whole life so people saw her commenting

on his pictures and thought that she was targeted yeah yeah but she is not not that she's supporting somebody and she

knows what she loves and she's family got it see that's right that's on it yeah i can leave that alone now y'all leave me alone i'm not i'm not [ __ ]

michelle beetle i'm not calling coward yeah he's stupid are they asking me

about the sporty [ __ ] god damn it all right you're giving golfer vibes today though hey

you're giving tiger vibes i'm about to shoot a nine

but thank you just my my golf my golfer swag i wasn't even going i said yo that [ __ ] look all right yo

you know conspiracy theory right is a term that a white man made up

to make us doubt our belief systems so anytime we think something that's against that's one and two do you know

that all belief systems stem from ignorance

because they're due to their there are beliefs that's why i'm listening to some

of these [ __ ] that's out there talking about i'm standing tall like i don't i don't have faith in what you

believe in because your beliefs are weak your belief system is weak how you come

to believe in things is not really built on very much so i'm not offended when

people call me a conspiracy theorist and this conversation came up off uh a side conversation that was off air let me

tell a listener uh we're talking about food that's on my uh italian food store park's wedding in the wedding at the

wedding food the reception food all that [ __ ] he got uh he's marrying a beautiful spanish woman a woman and he's white so

you gotta cater to both yeah he said he was gonna have the pot the empanadas and all that [ __ ] there but he's gonna have

the pasta there for the whites i said and me

don't never leave me out of the pasta conversation anywhere that there's pasta

joe's going big facts so i'll be there with the wires hey jerry

hey now my first time here how's the wife and kids yeah yeah yeah yeah i'm doing those and then i was like

yo the whites the whites came up with some [ __ ] like what it was a food i thought it was chinese food pizza was

something pizza yeah but pizza's white italian's white that's not true no but we took the credit for it yeah yeah

it wasn't like created there oh whites didn't come up with pizza

whites came up with something that they don't get the credit for

and it was in the chinese food area i don't remember what it was it was either the fortune cookie it was

something that i think that whites made that was it the donut no no no they stole

that america oh man

yo white

he didn't create the donut did he but the asian somebody over there created was the asian thing really well that's

what the donut king doc said and since i don't read i'm just going with the doc i'm rocking

with the tell you what they say but my problem is oh so that's how that's how we got here my problem is you can tell me anything and my mind will at least

think about it so we start talking about this food [ __ ] and then i start just coming up with

amazing white people like we hear too much about the bad like let's celebrate the amazing white

so i threw out einstein just because with the [ __ ] he was doing back then smart guy

fam a little bit my life my life you know my life today goes mighty different if einstein didn't do it what he did

probably so like that's what these stupid docs keep telling me today like the docs tell me that you know just spend your whole life

being thankful and grateful for some of the fights that these earlier dudes have like i walked in my kitchen i'd be so

thankful for the keurig coffee cup holder i just pulled some [ __ ] out they all ledge up line up nice and then i go

back to how i would feel in 1890 and they're crushing it

[Music] i'm about to say you're gonna cut the light switch on fam but do you know how

many people's creative plans had to happen for me to enjoy the life that i enjoy today that don't fall that's not

lost on me it's all and actually we got we got some interesting topics to get to it's not too much music

uh my phone was playing a trick on me today uh where i was up last night uh last

night at midnight right when the music drops i get excited right i get excited because i don't know what music is

supposed to drop okay so i like the search okay my stupid phone only showed

me three albums and i knew that that was wrong i turned it off turn it on same thing i swiped up

got it out of there open it back up same thing it only showed me three albums well you know my stupid ass sat there

and listened to them were they fire i got i bought one of them that fat joe [ __ ] is fire we'll see

if they didn't show me phantom oh joe what fat joe did what joe and drama did uh uh

it's a mixtape album i think it's it's an album i don't know see i would want to hear that it's it's really good i

don't like drops see now make me mad see i get mad when a drop happens that i would have liked you'll like it no about

that sure it's fire whose job is it to let us know that music is coming out is that the artist's job artist or the

label is it the labels job it should be the labels but now it's the artist is it the fan's job the radio's job the

streaming cert who's just is it everyone's job it's the artist's job now it falls mostly on the artists unfortunately with social media so that

means why would you not even if the label's

job is to because i'm not sure because i'm not a promoter i'm an artist that's not true okay but you as an artist wait

wait wait wait wait okay go ahead that is true you're both no no i'm not i get what you i'm an artist my job is to just

create it i'm not a promoter i'm telling you that's it telling you who i am i'm not a promoter i don't know how to promote i've never promoted i've never

marketed i don't know anything i've never took a class i mean listen especially if the label is taking 85

percent of my i went to guitar center bought bought some equipment put it in and learned how to work this [ __ ] grace

just learned how to make beats i'm amazed by that [ __ ] yeah he's engineering himself he's pressing the button going in like i am blown away by

that i know what it takes to learn it right so i know all that i don't know how to market yes the market demands calls for you to

know how to market i'm not arguing you saying oh go ahead then i'm saying you don't have to be a marketing guy you don't

have to be the supreme marketing manager steve stout i'm saying i got some [ __ ]

dropping on tuesday saturday sunday monday y'all gonna know i got some [ __ ] dropping on tuesday then

you have failed and you're not a marketer and we land right back where i am and which is i'm an artist so i don't

know how to do that so all i'm gonna do is tell you the three days before yo friday's coming tuesday yo friday is

coming wednesday your friday is coming in conjunction with the people that i'm paying to market yeah i'm gonna do both

and now you have maybe five percent of your social media audience that have viewed that in the three days that you

posted it it falls back to yo you're not a marketer so how do i market my [ __ ]

today how do i how do i bleed how do i bleed through how do i resonate and i didn't even

think we were starting now i don't have no topic we just talk we're just talking about being able to say you have to be obnoxious a little

bit unfortunately cloud chasing that's how they do it today to answer your question that's how you

say this necessarily no no one is one some people without changes another way to say something outrageous

or do something outrageous whether just to get attention right all press

there's no such thing as bad press some people believe that so whatever i could say or do um now to get everybody talking about me

me me me me yeah yeah yeah and this is everybody talking period case in point to what ice is saying a week ago

two weeks ago three weeks ago joe rogan came out and and said something i don't remember what he said but it was about the vaccine and he got a bunch of people

riled up uh-huh and ian calling was like oh my god did you see what joe rogan said and he was all round up and i said ian joe rogan

does this three times a year purposely he takes the biggest thing he rounds up all of his millions and millions of

people and he gets the conversation flowing for two weeks and it all goes away steve genius had it it's great but

it's purpose it's tact it's intentional yeah it's tactful hey the other day summer walker uh summer walker tweets or

instagrams yo if you have the vaccine stay away from me

are you why no no anybody that's vaccinated don't come near me okay and

what do you know it went viral of course you don't say conversation carried for

days and days and days hey summer never said another word about it okay well the next thing that she posted i saw people

making fun of she had food on a pan and food on

a variety of things that you should not put food on some people were calling out the

hypocrisy of do you want the vaccine but you leave food off a dustpan no no no what people were doing was exactly what

she wanted them to do right that's what they were doing and and let me just add if there's humans there's hypocrisy no

doubt yeah we've been we've been saying that foreign you got your body done but you

mad at the vaccine you did this with your man the vaccine yeah you smoked smoke man like i'm just saying when it's said when i

see stuff that look like that that jump off the phone yeah i just assume that you're working

like i said everything's a roll out you're doing it you're doing this on purpose right makes sense everything's a roll out when you say some outlandish

[ __ ] or some [ __ ] that you know is gonna generate a buzz or generate some

conversation it's on purpose bam do you know how many things exist in my wheelhouse or my belief system that if i

if i said it would start conversation like for

weeks and months at a time i don't do that because it's none of nobody's business like it's my [ __ ] they'll meet

strangers and just start talking about whether god is a girl or not like why'd you do that it's a

passionate talk right it gets into people's souls and [ __ ] all goes against their belief system

that they've hey last week last last podcast i came here we had an amazing and amazing let me the round of applause for you guys

because you guys are finally drew we had an amazing conversation well we are all finding that you let me

not separate me from the pack that's trouble um we had an amazing conversation about

uh social media disappearances and what they could mean when they happen for the people that are going through it

seeing it or initiating it right so those disappearances happen and do

some more research because i'm gonna do some more research and off the record but recording

other people disappeared like people that were affiliated with the person i was looking for also

disappeared off socials for like months at a time you know what that said to me

oh this is orchestrated something's coming and that is the problem that i'm having

with humanity because i went on that rant out of like love and concern and like

really thinking about somebody right and i can't confirm but if you're doing

that just for uh that's the new world order that i got to get used to yeah that's that's yeah

that's that's it you just gotta you just gotta suck that one up um all right where would you gentlemen like to begin

today ice has nothing cause he's not ready ice has nothing i support up malice in

the palace ice has everybody brought up malice in the palace hey we're going to get to mali he

brought up dwayne haskins too that's how we did those hour eight hour eight um

let me just get out a couple of more really small tidbits and then we will begin

to pot i have figured out another one of the problems with men

wearing these bags and purses outside of them being used to carry weapons

i figured out another one of the problems the problems is a problem a huge problem

a problem huge enough to make me want to stop carrying carrying them

what men do when they like something that another guy is wearing

depending on the dude it depends on the item no because a lot of dudes be too prideful to be like yo

that's a dope ass jacket most men yeah and if you say it you say you don't diss the person you just who knows from

the toxic [ __ ] that was one of your homeboys you like yo you think you flock get your little bum ass idea with your nice jacket yep

it depends on you like you're not gonna compliment someone on their jeans well i'm a little weird well i'm not gonna walk up to you and say hey those jeans

are nice by me appear never is that is that what's happening in the gazillion so if you're a guy

and you're wearing bags that they make for unisex or if they make

women they make a woman's version of that and you're bumping into women that you love know what they say that's a

nice bag why you ain't bought me one why do you even think about me where's mine

it's in the store that's [ __ ] mean go get it it's your mom

what the [ __ ] all right well then no no no no come on come on tough guy no no it's different

when his mom mom is in a pocket by herself your wife she in the pocket with mom and daughter

just that fast he named three women three in the same pocket yeah you want me to tell you what these bags cost

so you could times it by three no i'm just saying this enough to make you not want to worry about yourself

no music that came out i didn't hear the fat joe project it's really going on out there it might be it might be my

favorite fat joe project i want to see shut up i'm serious it's really good

it's like the uh it's 10 songs like the rihanna uh mashup oh that sounds fire it's fine

oh that sounds great it's phenomenal and know why i don't know that that's out

because fat joe is an artist yeah he had a perfect platform in which

to roll it out when he did the beautiful locks i'm buying dips that [ __ ] he ain't saying nothing about it it's really good

i am purchasing well what other music came out that i need to know about benny dropped something benny dropped i bought

that uh alchemist and boldly james dropped something oh i want to hear that it's dope

uh dropped what belly album dropped melly i didn't see melly's album drop i

want to hear mellie's album and i buy i'm a melee fan oh okay i buy millie albums

i like this melody's dope yeah mellie's dope and he got every i don't know how he got all these features he has everybody on this

album who's he oh he's talking about oh you talking about belly

that's in jail yeah for allegedly murdering his two best friends and putting him in the trunk of his car and

making a song about it it's all a legend at least talking like he's coming home so i'll let you

well when he comes home guess who else will be home

don't listen

[Music]

album dropped nba is rhyming through the jail phone like shines and it's fire a

girl song i don't know he had to rhyme through the jail phone number because everybody got iphones now just record it and send it

like i've heard a lot of that happening now well maybe it was his jail iphone i don't know ice because i'm trying not to

go to jail i don't know the jail conditions see you keep [ __ ] with the [ __ ] that's trying to go

no nobody they go no no you have to do they go like what they do yeah yeah

yeah yes they do yes they do [Music]

[Laughter] if i just don't tell you telling you some of the things they're doing there's no way you can tell me they don't want

to go to jail you want to go to jail no they just don't think they're going to get that's not they are

we're not gonna get into this because we do it every week they dumbass crooks but that was one of the questions i have in rap now if the if the trend in the style

now is to document your murders and to list your ops and to smoke on opps and to basically just go

through every detail of active cases then

you won't go to the show no you don't want to go do y'all police are hitting all of their benchmarks and

quotas just by sitting at the their desk no just by watching instagram that's what he means about sitting at your desk

yeah they what they're at home they're not even going to the office hey if a [ __ ] says you know what i'm about to stop not

yeah caught him by the stop light made him bloody turn white and a [ __ ] died right under the stoplight

that specific stoplight said they said please no i'm good i went

on youtube one of these alabama rappers went to the ops hood and took the street sign down

i said all right they playing just don't take my street signs that's my stuff

that's my street

[Music] that street is in my room right now on the wall by my [ __ ] jerseys yo

that is then you got to kill him and make him

the new street sign like

him on the pole all right stop joking don't do that yeah just joking hey

they'll get this podcast killed if that happens told me to kill this [ __ ]

hang him upside down leave him by his truck no sucker

[Music] [Applause] you trying to be the opening song for

the hawks you know how you would do it what's your trade bar how you would do it

i'm ignoring capella all of you inkling capella come on with you listen to them

that's like a gift this thing is stupid uh where was we at where are we at nowhere

yellow all right we're gonna go cousin the alabama did some [ __ ] no i ain't gonna cousins man oh if i do

i don't talk to them i'm the man they're not talking the [ __ ] related to me

that's not something to brag about this guy's nuts you know you talking about that but i wasn't bragging i wasn't

bragging yeah you said i'm not the man you said i'm the man that you said i'm not mad at and i'm talking [ __ ] to

[ __ ] that i'm related i'm good at it why do you rate it i just don't speak to

them i'm not saying i'm good at it no no i'm good at it you're bad at it you mean yeah that's

that's i'm good at it oh okay all right never mind joe you win yeah we're gonna we're gonna let you get that one yo how

everybody navigates through life is hard to navigate through yeah we keep doing that in his pockets where i come in i

tell you all right i'm saying and then you all start yelling at me i'm not no we're not yelling right

yeah hey your path is your path i don't care if

my dad knew your dad i don't know you i don't have to know

you [ __ ] um you are from kansas

i never been there let's not start acting like besties now because we had the family reunion you

had to hear my dad hey me and the whole family going to family are you coming no my mother said the same [ __ ] no

i'm just not running down here hey the fans they'll be like oh joe buddy joe button joey my birthday can i take a picture

who are you that's different why no no you don't know them either why do i give

a [ __ ] that it's your birthday though [ __ ] everybody got a birthday

we just running around serving everybody's birthday what are you guys holding you want me to pull out a cake for my pocket

see y'all calling that [ __ ] yeah that's i don't that's not [ __ ] that's not [ __ ] let me ask you

something right if it's not gonna bother you harm you now i'm asking you a question

you're starting with mad variables no i i didn't even put it down but you're wrong it bothers me it harms

me i don't i don't want to have the conversation i don't want to talk to you i'm not even in a smell and mood i'm sad

i'm depressed i hate my birthday why i gotta care about i'm just saying if you're in that bot if you're in that

vibe i guess if you're in that box no if you ain't in that i was watching i was watching road runner i've been waiting

for road runner that's the anthony bourdain i want to watch this [ __ ] where's it at out oh okay i bought it i had to buy it

it said it was a hbo max thing but then i went to hbo max and it wasn't there i just bought it i looked it up and said it'll be coming there at an undisclosed

time i was like alright [ __ ] it it's an amazing piece is it it's an amazing amazing hey we're doing a podcast

the the ant but i bring it up because in the dark it's narrated by

everybody that worked with him that was in his life from start to finish okay first wife second wife third wife

like they going they in there talking but one of the things they let you know real early is

what was so genius about anthony bourdain is that he really didn't want to speak to anybody

ever he traveled the world to speak to people right but didn't want

to but him at his core off camera you had to force him to get

out of a room to not be awkward to not to not feel that anxiety when you're

around people they had to work through it now he made his bones off of that and he was the man and we'll get into this

doc later because he really was the man and it hit me in my soul this was really really good check it out this is not an ad nobody paid me somebody should pay me

peacock why don't you all pay me you need to get a check no no i need to get a check seriously i need to get a

check you definitely do from people no i need to check from everybody not peacock especially yo if i get a

peacock check now i'm gonna funnel some of that your way then i'm color's gonna get wild yo what you think turquoise will be in

that sweatshirt yeah i think i might dress up as a peacock at a hotel and everything that's your

fault that's not my

200 other podcasters will be peacock for me much you want to bet

think of it i know i've been a peacock in my own in my own home y'all haven't even seen it for the people in high

school i'm telling you yeah that's funny peacocks that seem depressing all right

let's keep this bad boy rolling where are we at i don't have no time to know what you're talking about what

would we just talk about anthony bourdain we'll get to that later that doc was real good okay yeah oh but i want to see

it but my point in bringing it up was just to say like the things that seem so normal for

people like smiling laughing receiving someone well being

happy for someone no you're right being happy for you yo it's your birthday you feeling that you're feeling that happiness and that vibe for the majority

of my career i didn't feel that happiness you're right so [ __ ] i made a song called saying [ __ ]

my birthday [ __ ] every holiday i hate all the holidays why would you think i'm about to sharing

that with you i ain't well i wasn't anyway today i'm a little more this is so cool about it it's a selfish mindset

from a fan that's really what it is they they're not thinking about super selfish they're not thinking about you they're

not even viewing you as a person and they should they don't they don't do theirs and they shouldn't they don't view celebrities as people that's true

so when they see you it's not how you feeling or what state of mind that you're in at the moment it's i may never

see you again i want this moment i agree and then they feel and then i'm hold on and then they feel like it's it's an

entitlement thing yes i'm a fan of yours i it's no different than somebody telling the the police

officer i pay your salary or post to work i pay your salary like they feel like my fandom is what's

allowing you to live the life you live you owe me something when in actuality i don't owe you [ __ ] if you're a fan yeah

i see some fans there'll be a lot of cool fans though but but i'm about to say genuine love though dawg like a lot

of that [ __ ] is genuine love like some people really love i read some fans last weekend they're just cool you don't say

that drink at the bar no it's starting to get a little funny for me yes but for me well y'all i'd like to hear about

that experience from y'all because i can't this is y'all's first time like having a man this [ __ ] like that right

but for me like if somebody was really a fan then they've listened to me enough to know even how i feel about those

exchanges outside so sometimes a fan might see me like or just heading on

and later on say yo i seen you over here but i know how you give it up so i left you alone using the airport you was see

to me that's really a fandom that's real fanfare okay that's a real fam cause you're a fan of

what you're a fan of it's like you're not gonna if you're not gonna go to the mercedes-benz dealership and say hey do

you have one of these with manual windows you're not gonna do that if you are there for mercedes

you know that they probably don't do that take your broke ass to bmw where they'll take bmw don't got no [ __ ] manual windows

do they i don't think so no they're not bmw they better not nothing hey

how's it going you know that to me hey we got a podcast and a million people listening all of you are wrong

forever i'm gonna leave it at that bmw 100 you could damn near build that car

they got manual damn everything if you want that you just you damn they have to pay for the steering wheel

go to bmw and try to get every package ever get all the bells and whistles give me everything

i know nc well i wouldn't i would have never thought though i would have thought that the stock base model

comes with power i'm again i'm assuming i've

not owned i don't know that no you've been rich a long time issue no honestly like bmw is like peasant

[ __ ] i was like i'm voting for my honda yo stop saying that anyway

anyway come on moving on moving on is there any other music we got to get to i'm all over the place today i know but it's a weekend i'm feeling good

good energy the month is flying by kids are going back to school i normally perk up uh not that type of perk up the fall

not that type up around the fall for a lot of folks fall when the kids going back to school when we could put hoodies

on when you could buy a hoodie when you could walk in the store and they got a hoodie there yeah i ain't gonna lie i've been i've been buying i'm

out a few hoodies i can't wait for the fall and bucket low like [ __ ] it though oh it's the weather for the day man [ __ ]

it but yeah it's hoodie hoodie season's around the corner that's my favorite time you've been gearing up you're

looking like money y'all not me i ain't gonna hold you oh yeah yeah yeah you got the glow

that's the merge they did right who else would have put the green there but the verge

dropped the remix for essence and uh i did not press play on that one did you

i didn't i saw i i usually don't disqualify a song about who's on it

but i didn't want to hear this i was never rushed into a biebs anything no disrespect to biebs

i just didn't want to hear that there that's all so i don't you heard joe

i know y'all i don't know how you guys i heard the little sample thing that happened a little snippet

went out uh confused

yo [ __ ] don't listen to me man i've been coming in here on the part for the last half many months and giving my just

things i've noticed about biebs [Music] all happen to be kinda race related

typically to the darker more melanated black person

and everybody tells me to shut up yeah you like both below be like beef

shut up [ __ ] let them harmonize [ __ ] let him do anyone young he made a mistake and then i'd be

feeling bad cause like i've made mistakes everyone's made mistakes so you know what cool but my brain process it like

cool you made the mistake but it's just some of the behavior today that just looks funny under the blue light

you taking a picture with your [ __ ] super black nephews your god sons and that long diatribe that he went on that

was weird i don't care what anybody says it was weird the timing of it felt weird hey the post he just put up he was just

promoting some music last week of somebody who made a racist song saying he wants all black people to die or

something like that then he had to apologize if i paid a five-page apology yo i had no idea that hey dogs i got it

i got it from you hey take me with some of my past alleged transgressions if i were to come in here every week

pandering to that specific audience it would just sound funny to people

it would sound funny this be sounding funny but [ __ ] tell me to shut up so i shut up and biebs made journals

but this he made purpose and purpose and all that matters he made yeah

but now we have essence which many of us have deemed the song of the summer uh whiz kid featuring tim's

if you've never heard it this song that has been symbolic of what outside feels like again it just feels good a real

feel good vibe bieb says this is his song of the summer and he couldn't let the summer pass without him hopping on it himself and

wizkid was real excited about it he tweeted hey got a big surprise for my fans coming and this was the surprise

though justin bieber is featured on the remix the official remix of essence

how do you sound just just reading that to me

i almost called you i almost called you don't call me no i almost did why don't call me i get it

don't call me i'm just going to say yo i get it i give it all me i know what time it is

can't trick me you agree with him i don't i don't know yeah i didn't agree with him but you

don't even know what i'm what no that's what i'm saying i was saying if he got it because i don't get it i was saying the parks what joe has been saying about

bieber for a minute now he opened his album with a martin luther king speech

that's weird it's weird i can't it's it's weird shoot him much more it's just weird i've been shooting we're not

saying that's evil [ __ ] i like martin luther king

i ain't never open all love lost with it it's weird not white though

no i'm not trying to be funny i'm just saying like sometimes

especially with a bunch of his friends being hey i might say this real quick and then you go i'm shut up i just want to present

you the option you don't even have to defend this [ __ ] right now you know it could just be weird that's not cool you

don't have to because that's you're going to find a way to that's who you are nah yeah but this is weird

not this but all of this in totality has been weird so here we go

parks i don't know how to feel because beef sounds good like you're never gonna you're never

gonna hear me say he's not talented he's talented and that's where the new world order is

headed the same way t.i and the baby in them got to deal with uh how they feel about

little nas x i gotta deal with how i feel about these [ __ ] uh

tlfrs these little fire races these little

fire races running around wait making fire

who else i have to know is on the tlfr list

wahlberg no matter a matt damon clip surfaced of him trying

to [ __ ] on a black director telling him that the movie that they was trying to depict wasn't they needed black people

in it and he was like oh no well this is a white society and a white blood and i was like no i'm not mad

no that's what matt damon said to the dude yeah so a woman was a black woman i got it

for you so i'll show it to you on the next break and then you can come back and tell us what you think but i was like oh man little fire racist

i mean you grew up in boston hey before we knew that uh that kevin uh spacey was a [ __ ] complete psycho and lunatic

mm-hmm damn good actor very good actress very little fire races or pervert say we can throw this that's

a little fire pit racist burger yeah

that's a little fire racist pervert that's what i'm saying hey every time i bring up beebs they

[ __ ] on me for post alone guess what i'm not leaving i'm not leaving them

well fire music music is fire whenever you stop changing oh my god i'm

getting whiter you know i'm just saying you asked me how it

sounds sparks beef sounds good he's a talented guy and i love this song so i mean it's gonna sound good right i'm

nitpicking about [ __ ] from the past and certain behaviors that exist today but musically there's nothing to say about him

i'm not that stupid nothing to say about him musically i'd be talking about the behaviors of some

of the people that make fire music like i come in here and talk about [ __ ] that summer walker do and i laugh we start

going but don't nobody think that someone walking not about to put out a fire right oh no

even the fans when the fans say that they'd be like damn i love summer but uh nah but that's summer man that album

just get just do that album like shut up yeah don't talk just just give us if you

yeah if you're providing the service that they love from you we'll deal with your overlooks

and take a and the consumer has to live with that what you will and won't overlook right

bam i just watched everybody jump back on the kanye wave after this live stream

right because the music was sounding fire yeah like yes go on the music fire all right

we can excuse some [ __ ] i'm not on the kanye way because the music is fire that's one reason but he also has

stopped publicly doing the mega trump support okay but he didn't walk it back and he

didn't address it either i don't need him to okay i don't need him to i just needed to stop sometimes the stopping is

addressing it and listen i don't know his personal business so you need to be doing all that behind the scenes but the

stopping is addressing it you don't have to come out and give me the long speech turn cnn

and then on looking like cuomo in the face yo last year you don't need the uh the apology to be as loud as the district i

keep saying that i keep saying it's one of the stupidest things it's the stupidest thing ever because check this out what happens with people you

subscribe we know you know we we know i subscribe he subscribes to a lot of that [ __ ] but guess what when these artists

start start when these artists do and say something stupid and then they try to

address it to the public nine times out of ten you end up sounding even more stupid

so [ __ ] just don't address it or disintegrate they ask a little baby hottest rap in the world right now yo why you don't talk about uh the

political issues he said oh because i don't want to leave room for anything i say to be misinterpreted

look at that beautiful not really because that says no it is a beautiful answer but to me what it said

is i'm not even going to stretch my brain with a way to articulate what i want to

say because i can word it in a way that you won't misinterpret it but i'm not doing that because you're all going to

misinterpret it yeah no matter what you might not that's what i'm so just contradictory so yeah but i say you

definitely just contracted because last week we said i think we said

yo why do we don't even why don't we even approach the line with some of this stuff

because no matter what you say because how do you approach the line you can be perfect yeah all right so i'm just i'm

just understanding both i'm not trying to contradict myself i'm just understanding both it was it was a contradiction just not in the battle

tell me why because you said you can you're not even wrapping your brain about that you could

articulate it in a perfect way where it can't be misinterpreted because they're going to

misinterpret it because they're going to misinterpret it so if it can't be misinterpreted that's not all right maybe i'm doing that thing i do where

i'll just be wrong and don't listen to y'all in my brain that's not a contradiction at all i won't explore the

thought because i have the answer and that's true you do have the answer the answer is there's no way i can say

this and y'all will get it so i say nothing but that's the answer which also means you've stopped you've

stopped your brain from even trying to figure out if a way exists or

it's i checked every door and they all lead to the same [ __ ] so i'm not walking any further so yeah see

i don't submit to that because the door you checked today could be a whole new door tomorrow be on the door the next day it could be a whole new door the next day maybe whatever he thought about

today won't uh won't register or process that way in five or ten years right i was

gonna come in here hold on let me finish i was going to come in here and ask you all you know we'd be trying to think about life [ __ ] to talk about the father i'm going to come in here and ask you

all some real corny [ __ ] i was going to say yo man what is there anything that you would have told your 21 year old

self to make blah blah different life choices and change it you know the little stupid-ass question and before i

even got to the end of thinking it i said well this is stupid because

no matter what i told my 21 year old self he was gonna do it i'm gonna listen

that's one of my answers no we be saying that [ __ ] as old heads and oh geez now like yo we need to tell the people

[ __ ] we were told when joe budden was 21 they told me they told me right they

told me that's what i said they told me yeah you said yo joe tell the youth telling you [ __ ] i was a youth and i

was told no you know what repeatedly and i said my friend numerous people there's different times just saying you know

what i told them nah got you hurt yogi hey stop my dick nah i'ma got a different way i'm gonna

head over here all right that works for you time to change anything you know what's usually is it's different now yeah they say when

you was out here yeah times are different everything is different so the way it was for you then yeah ain't the way now

so meanwhile it's the exact same thing and they trying to put you on game i talk to my little young [ __ ] all the

time nah man it's different now we do things a little different we we got this we got that we got this we got that

you're right you know what there's certain people have given me insight or

information and it's stuck right like because again you're not gonna receive information

from everybody the same way right so some people you really admire right and it might just be a tidbit and

they can stick with you those are usually the ones that are that stick yeah it could some or

something small it could be just something rural something in general and it'll stick yeah can i jump in just to shoot on parks real quick

parks you're gonna drive me absolutely crazy you're gonna get me sick you got my body temperature let me tell

you how important you are when i get dressed in the morning because one day it's freezing in this [ __ ] and one day it's africa yeah i

can't figure out if he's trying to save money on the

but this is how important you are to me in the morning i know the pants i want to wear no these [ __ ] like yo you have

hoodie have shorts mitch and be happy i don't know if i could put a hoodie on

a tank top a bra how do i it's 100 degrees outside

i'm sitting here wondering why i want to get naked in front of y'all yo

please exactly he said that now it's please don't right right now please don't as opposed to not

opposed to them days after jersey girls right i didn't want you to get naked neither [ __ ] you what your health i thought it

was different hurry up and get naked they're ready you can stay fully clothed i don't give

a [ __ ] about you she could get naked you are much more the [ __ ] jeans dude

than i am don't do that i got to get naked to show some love with that

[ __ ] jeans i'm waiting for him i want to finish what he's saying oh no i'm tossing a dice

through the jeans like through the [ __ ] they would just compliment this podcast on our maturity

over the past few months all right are they button jeans or

zipper jeans yes you are quickly approaching 40. i'm not saying i do it now

i'm just saying you never did that for you of course i've never [ __ ] through the hole in my jeans never

no i definitely have i definitely have too i don't know well you guys have been heathens absolutely never done this

shocker you know me and isha boys laid the terms

[ __ ] through the zipper let me do you one better than that before we even get to the sex part of this i hate jeans

hey when last time you see me in jeans maybe four times a year

so now you want me to pull them down or keep them up unzip the thing

and give shorty a rash no what type of [ __ ] you're getting

you're giving your dick a rash you got the zipper there i don't even know button flies i don't even like your

stroke game if you can accomplish this without giving her a rash what's the name of that dwayne wade new show the

new he does like a new game show he was coming to the cube where they [ __ ] make you do a bunch of things that sound real stupid but it's hard

let's see if you can take all of these round balls out of this square in 90 seconds of course i can you

idiot move duane wade let me do this and then you fail like that's what that's what this is how

do you do this without giving a woman a rash or giving yourself a rash or you like a rash on your [ __ ] no you don't

like some people just like that like oh [ __ ] my [ __ ] purpose this is so much for wrestling yo who you

always giving them rabbit pumps bam you just like what you had to do for the time man i don't know what you're

talking about all right what you got to do you told me when the purple table was out that's like oh [ __ ] my tape everywhere he wanted to match it yeah he

wasn't mad at everything and you had the purple iverson at that time

he was a rookie you were like a genius calling it early i'm telling you he's the one who's pumping through the jeans hole

i never even heard of that i'm not even gonna lie i never yeah [ __ ] have definitely just pop up

i've dropped my g i ain't yeah let me now let me say to you what parents always say you gonna do everything that [ __ ] do if all your friends go jump

off of the bridge you gonna do it too yeah what are you talking about with [ __ ] i'm just saying this happened fam oh like what the [ __ ] [ __ ] put ketchup

in the fridge too what did that mean cold ketchup is terrible that is terrible and me and shorty had to come

to in the fridge i thought you posted a refrigerator yes you're not black at all

we know you put hot sauce in your house i don't eat chipping or hot sauce or pepper salt

what you eat just candy just lollipops

open up his fridge yo come on man let's talk about something let's talk about something

smart we just finished talking about [ __ ] through jeans yo arrest that girl

they'll let you do that that lets you do that no and arrest that girl that you used to talk to that put the hennessy bottle

inside of her vagina she her sister did that well arrested in the family

yeah the mother really needed to go

like some of the kids had a lock on the door chris

my mom knew i asked every year for my birthday that's why i only get socks and t-shirts now every year on my birthday

what do you want joey just a lock on the door mom a lock

ain't going down i had a lock my big brother i feel and i could be totally looked at the light bulb

[ __ ] got up and got dressed as one too you got light bulb ptsd you know i might

be misrepresenting my childhood but i feel like everything my older brother wanted for christmas he got the biggest boombox got it waterbed got it i never

got my own phone line like i was ahead of the curve in asking for gifts as like i wanted my own phone line at eight

i i got it i mean i had one i got it i mean you was older you're saying that eight no not eight

you need to not you're not at a time don't don't aid yourself don't even tell them i know i'm sorry

she knew not to put no [ __ ] lock on that door do you know the thing i'm gonna be macgyver right now with crime you know what i'm gonna do

in the locker room i can make a bomb the house down

i definitely would have made them all absolutely just to see if i did it just to see if i could do it yeah my kids are not getting the problem with that is

especially if they're anything representing of joe budden or her the problem with that is where do you go

to to see if your bomb works you would have tried it in your room no

no it's only a puff no blew himself up making people now we're getting into the twisted mind and joe button

up once i found out that they had uh what is the name of this room that they have in therapy

uh where you get to go in there and beat everything up raising the name of it yeah rage room rage camp rage rage house

i actually need it as a form of therapy you go in there yep when they give you weapons or bat paint whatever you want what kind of [ __ ]

break they just bang yeah and you really really works you're just stressed that way i've done it it works i've done it

too and it worked i cried when i was breaking that [ __ ] anything you think about just and you

said that is some white [ __ ] both of y'all alone that's some watch all right let me all

right it sounds really good it's all super fire to me

i'm gonna get them too you're gonna get them i'm getting them

the stereotypes that come along with toxic black [ __ ] you're right this is

not white [ __ ] that's that's that's actually getting out physically funny that's what it was it's funny and i'm not gonna step on the joke if we stay in

joe glenn it's the whitest [ __ ] in the world and it sounds lit but it is lit but i tell you the wife

parker's waiting on this moment one way to go get a sludge hammer break up somebody's not ever doing she's

[ __ ] you know we used to just do that outside to things that we shouldn't have been doing it too yeah and that's what i thought of and that's why i bring this

up that's what i thought of uh my first and second time to the raids room i was breaking [ __ ] and i was crying and

because of that the therapist was saying oh my god you're killing this you're doing amazing you're really in touch with you got a lot of pent up emotional

aggression in there and i my head i was like well if this we knew this was here 15

years ago then i wouldn't have been playing knockout outside we would have been jumping people i

would have been putting batteries and socks and [ __ ] yeah padlocks no i was home just trying to crazy concoctions

yes yes like just in case you needed an outlet for that anger if they just don't

this was gonna happen there was no threat of you just about all right i know you joking ish but real talk yeah we acting like

him we stepping on his joke all right let's go get your joke

well how do you deal with your traumas and anger i'm not acting

i used to be hitting the watermelons with the sledgehammer oh gallagher see that's what you do no [ __ ] that's

white [ __ ] you know i'm good y'all doing that out i'm talking about you've never been so angry one time that

you were just like ready to explode yeah but he goes and he has sex to do it like ghosts remember ghost was killing people

and they just kept showing them [ __ ] mad like oh i gotta [ __ ] the [ __ ] out of her cuz i killed someone in the club

i'm not going to beat up the room okay so let me ask you a question you said wait wait wait joe wait wait wait wait wait

so i'm talking about rage to the point where you could punch a hole in the wall or break

something right you just what take a deep breath and it's going where does it go

i don't know i'm gonna tell you where to go it's still in you no no how about how about how you can see hey just that fast

we come full circle when what happens when you even stop your brain from thinking answer it

think think through it to think through it you got to think through it right what happens to the rage if you consume it it

got to come out we got mad holes in us nose mouth never let it out you're holding that in what happens

that's what that green [ __ ] was all right you want a joke

yo let me explain it to the audience let me explain it to the audience i know what's going on we're gonna keep this

thing moving right along yeah i see that this nephew was just drafted into a team to a team in atlanta

game winner uh trying to hit another one he put the clamps on somebody it's the last day of summer league it's just going to vegas

he's he got a sweden encore and win both depending on where it popped off that night where he might be his bag is

packed louie toomey everything is silk in there who else but esco likes you

know what he's going to do so this is the one pod the one part he couldn't be serious

we're mad serious [ __ ] we could get you but that's nice

but that's not who i am i don't you never really see me no again you never really see me talk

the mental health thing that's not really my thing i've never really been to a therapist i never really you know

what i'm saying like so how did you deal with your anger still my question yeah are you angry i'm not even trying i've never been to a

therapist i want to go to one you said you went to the rage room i didn't say a therapist that's what i'm telling you

you can just how we build those skate rooms no i'm just no listen yo this guy here see how you john play

silly look the same way the same way we book escape rooms you can book a rage room

same way i would never know get the safety glasses the whole [ __ ] and they give you the back the sledgehammer and you just go in and let it go

so i'm asking you out off that yeah you could book anything you book a sex appointment i was on the phone somebody was like oh

my god i need a handyman it's like a task rabbit you just i'm just need somebody to change these light bulbs

huh oh wait hey scream man can you pull up

dictionary.com oh see what overcharge means

i don't even understand what is that charge someone

too high of a price oh that's when you check the prices no that's what you know the prices

i'm telling but it's just yo different conversation y'all want a joke what are we doing never mind

go ahead you just try to check the price of that no i don't i'm telling you that wait i'm 19.

i'm dumb i'm telling you when you use that taskrabbit should get ripped off that's what i've been telling you

tell the audience what's the rip-off they raping you what is taskrabbit it's an app like uber that

you can have somebody come do household [ __ ] because you know how to do it y'all need to put this box together for

you but wait who are you this is you can't do something you [ __ ] man you can't dictate

somebody what the [ __ ] is from you who know how [ __ ] etc if a [ __ ] if you say yo i

need somebody come put a light bulb in a [ __ ] told you it's 65 to put a light bulb in what would you say would you say

that that's a normal price or would you say yo that's overcharging the [ __ ] out of you it's charging 65 per light bulb yeah

yeah yeah yeah yeah ask me next after you finish asking no it's just nah what i'm about to say

is yo somebody has to drive to your house right so you you got to pay them for

their time okay so for them to leave their house get dressed leave their house drive to your house put the light

bulb up and drive back home i got to pay for that i agree so 65 if their rate is

let's say a buck fifty an hour that's cheap i wanna stay on the time let me um let

me just cause you only looking at this twisting of the light bulb you're not looking at what goes into wait wait slow down

i wanna stay on the top if you look if you're looking at the know-how then then you there's impossible for you to look

at it the way you look at it yeah this is from the old i forgot where this story is from i heard it from a million

uh older people about the story of the guy who had a car a long long time ago many

many years ago guy had a car he got a family he had to go to work he goes out to the car he tries to start the car the

car don't work he [ __ ] calls every mechanic in the universe none of them seem to know what they're doing he got 10 minutes to get to work

he don't have nothing to do he [ __ ] lifts the hood up he's trying everything himself he pulls the toolbox out he can't fix the car right he calls this

one guy finds somebody comes over the guy takes a screwdriver out and fixes it in two seconds

uh the guy says all right how much guy overcharged them hey give me five thousand dollars something stupid the guy starts flipping out hey what the

[ __ ] you talking about you just pulled out a simple tool and you got it to work well slow down buddy

who else knows how to do it all right you got somewhere to be and you can't find nobody else that has the

expertise to do whatever is wrong with your vehicle the price is the price the price of the price

that's it that's one two time we're running into where we are today in the universe and the world blah

blah blah nobody's taking me to the universe where we are today is what where the pandemic accelerated us

to is we're all on time now we're not on wage we're not on our hourly salary we're all

on time did i tell a story here uh i was in a barber shop oh the same guy

was in the barber shop big big guy 50 years old just came home he was joking around with his barber saying yo dawg

why is my lineup not 12 did i say that on the podcast no you told me i think it was going on

i think it was on two but if it wasn't if you missed that one uh he was beefing that the lineup was

more expensive now and he's used to it being 12 after some back and forth uh we told

them it's time it's the time it's not the act of service it's the time uh my mom i'm talking to

my mom we talking to contractors it's tough to sit down with a contractor

like i understand issue a little more now like to get one and get them to sit down and devote attention to you and the home and

it's time because everybody is looking for contractors right they're on the phone we make jokes on issue on the

phone all day but i'm seeing it in real time right so the contractor is coming over there

and i'm getting frustrated because like your fan do you have an hour a night like i'm hiring you like

i'm trying to i'm trying to pay you to pay you again to fix this and get this house together and i'm getting

annoyed until i catch myself oh wait this is a good thing

he's valuing time not what he has to come do it's not that

he's having a hard time coming and sitting and talking to me and giving him attention but the time he got so much to do he's just trying to make the most of his day i can't be mad at that so

my broad point to you is the price is the price what's that joe said about jadakiss the price yesterday

is not the price today also it's not the price tomorrow like it's someone that does a specif specified task like

i it might take me less time to mix a song now than it used to but i'm charging more no and again

like it's not because you're right it's an hourly thing yeah no it's going to be great and i'm going to get it done

quick so again the rate is higher it's a it's a tournament and don't you i shouldn't be punished for getting better at it but

don't you want to be in a place where or for a lot of us where you set your

price or where you're able to set your price like too often people be in these

fields where we don't get to dictate what the price is hey what's the ceiling on this

hey what's the second highest that you can be paid for now how much is this act yo used to piss me off right before uber

we used to come out the airport and have to get a cab maybe if you don't have car service yeah and if you get in the cab

you'll tell him hey i'm going over here i used to hate this and they will pull out that little [ __ ] book

and see where how much it is per mile percent right didn't matter i was going

right through the lincoln it's right there right they booked say that's a hundred and

yeah whatever it is yeah price is the price do you want to go how bad do you want to get home

true but in in construction and i mean it's applicable to life excuse me they say like yo i don't get

paid for what i do i get paid for what i know right and so again to parks point yo back in the day

when i wasn't as knowledgeable it might used to take me three hours to make some [ __ ] that now i'm more knowledgeable i

could do in 45 minutes it's better and the mix is better so again i'm getting paid for what i know how to do not how

you and this is what happens too when you're self-employed or when you work in a odd field most people because they are

on a nine to five they equate time to value correct because they're getting

paid on an hourly wage yes right so again a plumber could come out and tear your ass up for 300 and he was in your

house for 20 minutes right you mad as hell because again it takes you a day

to make 300 so you you equating his time to your time and what your wages are and

you can't really do that yeah so even if it's some [ __ ] oh i could do that [ __ ] myself do i take it two days do it to

fix the sink you know and it might not be right i want to always be able to set my own price

like even in podcasting right you did or you tried to no i did and i do yeah i

did and i do like i don't abide by the rules that most of these podcasters and it's not to [ __ ] on them because

everybody has to go through different things i'm not going to i got [ __ ] enough before podcasting so i'm never

the podcaster say you got to take a deal based off cpm's clicks per minute joe button will never take a deal based

on cpm's ever that could be the standard forever and i'll never take those deals i'll always have a belief in my ability

to beat that if that's the standard i can operate outside of that and beat that well just

i've never heard of that what the hell is what is clicks per minute views no clicks yeah but didn't use no no i i

pull it up so we can so we can teach ice and the people out there listening that may not know well my question because i've also heard you say that

they don't give you all of the numbers like the other companies so how do you get a clicks per

minute if you don't know how many people are that's part of the reasoning yeah that's why they get that

clicks per minute cost per thousand impressions

it's their version of 1500 streams equals a sale

cpm stands for cost per thousand impressions and it's typically used in uh measuring how

well that's what it means uh measuring how many thousands of people your advertising or marketing piece has cpm

is typically used in campaigns that are designed to be seen by thousands and thousands of people

um so i'd have to bring somebody else here i understand i mean you kind of get it you get it right off of that yeah i get

it off of that but again i would have to know what the number was and because i always heard

y'all say they don't show you the numbers well some places show you numbers and i mean streaming services like if

you have a podcast on uh spotify or apple i think today there may be a dashboard that exists that tells you

your numbers podcasters know their numbers okay the public doesn't know podcast numbers

because they're not seen and everybody when it's time to talk about numbers everybody just puts up their plaque

their number one status of the week or just anything that numbers can be

manipulated we putting up something that says we're doing good got it that's why i post that top 50 thing yeah

i saw that the other day that's not to be manipulated you can't play with that that's not coming from streamers that's

coming from the servers right that's why right underneath it says all the serving megaphone mega book

mega house mega this lips we're not playing streaming games these are this is an accurate depiction of

who's doing what now my issue with clicks per minute is y'all are taking clip like album sales let's put it back

to music billboard introduced uh that hey we're

counting youtube numbers now right so they didn't count before

they did not count before so people were running up millions and millions and millions and millions and millions and millions of views streams and listens on

youtube and they did not count people were people were focusing their entire album roll out [ __ ] like that on youtube

and they were not counting but those are clicks

instagram got it those numbers they're clicks

the clicks are worth a lot more than what they tell us it's worth

so you'd have to be really open-minded now imagine if every time one person watched your podcast

it garnered you three dollars you pay a lot more attention than if you thought every one person got

you for three half a cent yeah and that's the illusion so when they say

clicks per minute joe will never subscribe because yeah i got numbers here here here and here

but this don't account for my overall value and the numbers i put everywhere and the people that's going to retweet

that and the engagement and my loyal people over here my [ __ ] is massive i've changed too many i've changed too many

departments and companies and don't cpm me like i did it already right some

podcasters you got to do that you got to play the game mm-hmm until you don't play normal until you

don't have to play anymore like basketball it's like anything yeah right yeah it's like i keep saying that different ways and people don't really

hear me it everybody everybody has audience and everybody has to monetize their audience

how they monetize it i was very clear and hey i'm only doing business with the

people that's doing business with me that's like a plus as an independent contractor i'm not holding my ass around i'm not taking our [ __ ] and putting it

everywhere that you can put a podcast i would never do that right i would never do that know how we got our spotify deal when we got it it's cause we ignored

spotify we didn't put it there no i'm not gonna give you my [ __ ] for free so you can study it analyze it

break it down get the email all the information of every one of the people that are listening and why and i know

nothing i have nothing and you don't pay me nothing i get nothing nowhere right yeah nah [ __ ] that no absolutely that

just will never happen to joe all i'm doing is driving your voice yeah no no i'm not even going to do that

giving you the leverage on what you think i'm worth because you see all my numbers well no yeah so that so if

you're looking behind the curve so if you're a creator and you're trying to change the way the future what you're doing is you're saying no at every

chance you get or you're saying let me get the information because if we get the information maybe we can create our own yeah so now you got these different

platforms and they about to come out with all this all this new [ __ ] actually they started last year so all this new

[ __ ] coming out that seems to favor creators which says well what doesn't it must be some new

things now that don't so i'm not even doing business with nobody that says hey i tell a story all

the time here clubhouse i went to him i said yo black people we here you should consider us

they said we'll think about it that's it all right you have just lost my 900 hours a month

my million followers a week that i'm getting whatever it was remember you lost it going crazy i'm gone

now what they got to do is stir up black trauma yeah to get [ __ ] going and then them

[ __ ] idiots got the nerve to comment underneath the black trauma on instagram

it says clubhouse clubhouse that's what it says i'm telling you something

clubhouse fire emoji uh shocked emojis underneath that i won't even talk about

it here but when you process it differently and you see what's going on you're like oh wait wait wait you don't

even want to [ __ ] with us we was here we made y'all pop and now y'all [ __ ] lost your attraction lost your credit board members said whatever they said

and now what do you know you're back but not really back because you didn't come back and say i'm sorry you came back and

said hey you hungry hmm that's crazy i ain't know they did yeah

oh [ __ ] they all doing something no no

because i was like we're getting right there that is right where we going okay good you either down or you're not

that's crazy it's getting out and lay down the companies are involved too that's another reason i big up versus so much

like the people get mad at me bro yo this is not a versus cast it's not a versus cast yo we seen it we was dip yo

dog trillo offered me a bling check

i said no but who cares yeah the point is

triller offered a black person a blank check

the end don't tell me about support for them i'm watching what's going on i see the support [ __ ] not getting like

real support focused toward black people i don't have to have a deal with you if you're doing that and i like that mm-hmm

i'm rocking

[ __ ] and called it something else like you said that was it yeah you have to give nobody nothing but back to my point you're either down or you're not down

there's a lot of people that are gonna appear to be down now that makes sense that don't make

them damn i i laugh because we got instagram and white's got facebook it's like a divide

but it's the same [ __ ] company what's the same they're just the same oh no they are the same i'm just saying

it's funny to me it's funny all it took was some pictures for us and some weird [ __ ] for them and we all just lied

um all right where's my going where's my uh oh yeah and while we're at it we're not here uh next week the day before

park's wedding go ahead and get man yeah we are not here go ahead and go ahead and get mad at us we're about to

push us for the whole week i'm trying to but i'm gonna give you all a little something they're gonna get mad oh my god [ __ ] getting married every

day oh my twenty five dollars for some [ __ ] artists

uh they don't like nothing all right so ice had ice had a serious topic

that he thought was too nerdy and geeky for us but let's get into it i loved it i like geeky topics

it was was it you're a geek come on just stop talking about it sounds good don't don't cool it yeah just tell us about the

encryption man i am the most uncool person here so i know they all told us five for five months straight yeah like

what the [ __ ] which is funny because i'm the most uncool person i don't know about that anyway so so the

topic we had a conference didn't jump in with the same joke yeah

in the car and i was i was we were having the topic yeah he was having a discussion podcast

no i'll be trying not to do that but certain [ __ ] will just come to mind that i don't want to talk about in front of the camera because it's names and [ __ ]

like that anyway oh here we are there's our this apple toppings so

apple has they're they're going to start scanning your i uh your photos you have in your

icloud library that's creepy for any signs of uh

child pornography um you know apple is just super super super

big on user privacy so it's been a big thing going on now even internally with them

you got a lot of people saying hey this is a good thing because you know i don't get the pedophile yeah get them out of the street

and then you got a lot of other people saying hey look man y'all are supposed to be this big you know y'all refused to unlock the the san bernardino shooter's

iphone because of privacy hypocrisy yet again hypocrisy yeah so

that's where the conversation was going i was asking joe how he felt about it and i said you know

we'll save it bring it as to fellas what you guys thought about it i didn't tell him how i felt about it yeah i just thought it was an interesting

topic because i didn't think about it but now that he mentioned it it is interesting

it is but i think it's something deeper this is just back to what i was saying earlier

yeah i think i think it's something deeper like so again let's say somebody has 5 000 photos on the phone all the girls do

right here 25 000 photos on a phone correct apple's now gonna scan all your photos

they go somewhere right right they got some server in mars housing everybody's [ __ ] not just

that how do you now differentiate i mean in certain instances you can don't get that [ __ ] up but how do you

differentiate a a a 19 year old girl from a 15 year old girl some people

look mad young i don't think it's like a person that this is all ai

scanning there's a there's a always going to bring up myself up for that i set myself right up for that one but

it's like some some i forget csm something like that child sex database

and they're just scanning pictures and comparing to there and if you trigger anything in there i

think it says after like 30 30 pictures 30 pictures there's an alert trigger and then they kind of like you know

listen listen let me jump in here let me jump in come on let me ask you a series of questions

do you have clear at the airport yes i do do you think the only time that the

thing looks at your picture and your information is when you have a flight to catch i believe i'm watched all the time

honestly okay i've i've already given up before before smartphones

when we used to have disposable cameras when we used to have to go to cvs to get the pictures printed did the cvs guy ever look at your

pictures hassle of course no i mean look at them like i'm not talking about uh

what's the proper photography term they're not developing i'm talking about really sitting down after they developed when he on his break no he might have

just go through your butt he kept a couple i mean i had some wild [ __ ] you ever get yeah you ever go get your pictures and if you was missing like a

few that you was looking for you could make copies did you ever go get them and you could tell the dude just was little fidgety

there's a couple thumb prints on the picture yeah no i have some that i know that they looked

at all right how about this yes you think that apple hasn't been looking at our [ __ ] they haven't yes

me personally i said i've been giving i remember there was a thing about them

uh going through the database of imessage [ __ ] and finding like drug dealers [ __ ] and

crime [ __ ] in there see that's the rollout for me for me for me only when you tell me about something that

you've been doing and doing and you presented a way that it's acceptable for me hey we're getting rid of the pedophiles

and the weirdos hey thanks okay society says yippee yeah hey we're

gonna hey we're gonna use this special technology and we're going to go through your [ __ ] now we're going to read the world of the murderers uh

i guess right i mean if you can do that then cool what else are you doing but

you're not going to pretend that this is the only time that you've been looking at my [ __ ] you've been looking at my [ __ ] right you've been you've been

surveilling everything right i agree i've been under scrutiny 24 7. so why won't you tell me about that stuff and

this is not an apple direct thing by the way this is just technology technology period actually

when ice brought this up to me i said the robots

we joke a lot on here about what happens if the robots come to life or if the robots start to win and it's a joke but

in my head i think that art imitates life and vice versa sometimes we've seen plenty of movies about

worst case scenario when it comes to tech uh i robot robot [ __ ] minority report

started arresting people yeah by the way it's just kind of that

yeah but they're saying sci-fi see back to tricking and words and spelling and semantics because it ain't necessarily

why is it sci-fi well it's true i watch this stuff and i think to myself yo i

see a world where that could happen now granted i'm like a mega creative but when i watched jurassic park

dang the first anytime i went to the zoo i said oh [ __ ] [ __ ] if one

one of these guys get loose it is on in here you just think of those things right back to the tech robots

argument back to isis [ __ ] techno what happens if tech wakes up one day angry wakes up

see that's the question that i won't be alive to get there what's the other movie i'm going to be here to see

what happens eagle eye i don't know eagle eye that was good it was eagle eye

right when the thing woke up and and and basically so whatever you programmed in it and it was like you know how they

take the the oath to protect the country from all enemies foreign and domestic the machine

now interprets it literally and start just wiping out all of the uh

the top people in government green man we're good though because they were doing hypocritical [ __ ] they were they were a threat to the

country they were doing hypocrites they were interpreted as a threat and the computer deemed them a threat everybody except for like one guy that was just

bernie sanders no that was pretty funny

but no but uh um um um and it just started wiping everybody out so it would be bernie sanders

that's why so angry he knows but again what happens when that realization comes true

well that's kind of like see nobody thinks about that all right that's why i won't follow it clear i watched the movie the other day i love clear too and

i love cleveland that's what i don't get well you say i won't [ __ ] with clear but you got a smartphone that face unlocks or so

it's what we had yeah and that's the i i didn't even like those arguments like they stopped selling the star tech ice

nobody's selling the next tell them if they want you bad enough they gonna

get you i know what he's saying but that's back to my free that's my free will argument against ish

is that is it free will because this world that we didn't ask to be in if they want it to be a way they're gonna

they're gonna get it to be out of the way they get to beat themselves smartphones hey get rid of the pedophiles hey the vaccine you need this

over here this new delta over here hey cancer i just watched something more for you

well the other day i was gonna send it to you too listen elon musk tesla yeah that's why i got here my

cousin michael paul bought a tesla he loves it yeah he every time i see him or mostly every

time i see him he tells me about how you can press a button and the [ __ ] comes out to him drives on its own

uh anonymously automatically whatever and it just pulls up right in front of him he tells me stories about how he's

at home depot he walks out he press a little button have the tesla pull out all the white home builders be mad at him

that [ __ ] sounds like it does sound like i see little commercials tesla

driving nobody in it could park itself could do all these things a smart car cool cool cool cool and some people i

don't know this to be true but some people tell me there's a tesla without no mirrors on there's just cameras all over it

so now the thing with tesla that i've learned is that their thing is safety

less crashes less mistakes less human probability

human error humans make mistakes so we gonna smart car load this up

cameras we gonna let the machines do the work

right right so let's stay there for a minute cameras all over the tesla cool now

there's a camera inside the tesla apparently and that camera from what i hear records your all audio and video inside

the car and you can't access it but it records it in the event that if

you it's a mistake an accident human way to do something we just have it on foul

like you get they have all your pictures on like clear has you on foul everybody has

you on foul i get mad i go the bird off i'm trying to buy something get out of here don't ask me for my [ __ ] phone

number [ __ ] my email where i live no

it's a shirt but no i'm just leaving but i'm saying

we're in that information everybody wants information got to give them some hey you want an email i want to sign up for this one yeah no

because what happens when all the machines get angry

i think i'll be dead and going no i knock on marbles knock on velvet knock on everything wood something anything i

don't think i'll be able to see it i think my grandkids great king grandkids i think it's happening fast i think 2021

is the start of it and if you asking me i would be scared shitless to be in a car that whenever it got mad

it could lock me in it to be in a car that if it got mad at me it was like a mad x like start putting

out all of all the video and audio all the video and audio [ __ ] that i'm saying inside of my car not only that

the company what about the [ __ ] who gets access to this and can black like yo it's it's open well that's the

thing back to ish's eagle-eyed thing when you start talking about tech you talking about humans cause who codes this yeah

exactly right somebody has to call it who owns it and who has the access to the hard drives already we did now where

some of these companies are recognizing that there's an error encoded and that's all i'll say but some of them

are being proactive and trying to fix the errors that have been made in

coding i would be scared shitless to be in a vehicle that has that type of capability

i'll be honest i just be wanting it to be great speakers in my car and good suspension good shocks like now [ __ ]

like that even in my house i got alexa but when i use it every time every single time i use it see i never got some shits

because i feel creeped out by that i'm scared of him it is creepy but i have less everything in my house siri act

like the lights the the air conditioner all right that's every bag i just walk in the house hey siri turn

the bedroom air conditioner on if you're like okay and it comes on now like but that's isis bag like but it

does bug you out because it's listening like there was reports before that somebody never turned off at

uh amazon has alexa right um somebody there was like recording people's conversations

[ __ ] they had a person no they had somebody had gotten into somebody's uh

syria one of them and somebody was in their room and the [ __ ] and they do oh yeah yeah

yeah [ __ ] and was looking somebody had one of the hacker technicians hacked into the ring it was the ring it might

have been the right it was the ring and they hacked in and they now they're just in your crib could see it can hear you

in a bit you and your family dog let me tell you that's some scary [ __ ] we were shopping for um

adidas you know you get the baby monitor the camera uh i thought we've been serious there we go okay

um you get the baby shopping for the baby yeah yeah they tell you don't get the wi-fi one

it can be hacked someone can they tell you yeah let me let me tell you what i tell them

i'm getting the wi-fi one who's getting the baby camera and not

getting it no no no no no no no no no no there's a there's there's the guy i know i know but when you are presented

with the option and it comes to your child and your house is spacious and maybe the range on that hard-wired one

ain't ain't quite hitting the same bam i did all the research i went and tried it no no no no no what's this was this was

this was this was this most of them the newer ones wi-fi it scared me but i went with that hey yo

my dumb ass i went in bed bad from beyond the other day uh them [ __ ] is dying their day out here is extinct so it was just a sad time for me right but

i'm walking by the bathroom i'm walking down come on man did they did they round the floor yeah yeah yeah

yeah come on that round was off but i'm in there and i'm walking around and i'm reminiscing because i came it wasn't no

home goods my [ __ ] yeah i came up in that right so i get to the bathroom era

area and they got scales there and i need a scale i'm losing weight i'm trying to i like

that when i go to hotels to scale i step on but i don't have a scale amount so i go there and i try to pick out a scale

i walked away i didn't pick one out because there were too many options on the scale complicated i only wanted to

know my weight digitalized maybe right these [ __ ] got bluetooth no they got the scale to talk bluetooth do you want

brushes yeah but do you want to order food from the skin no a bluetooth toothbrush is crazy that's nuts my mom

i'm i'm also searching for shower heads right who knew that shower heads was such a

hard thing to to find kids go to home goods for that one right nah they got the [ __ ] they got shower heads with the

music music mirrors dating options like

i'm telling you what they're doing is i'm telling you what this is like i only want water to come out of this

about the scale why you can't just be what a faucet what we made you to be why we got to keep trying to make [ __ ]

be smarter than us i don't understand the bluetooth toothbrush i'm still stuck on that tune

why the scale you track your weight and it connects to

the health app so every time you get on it you can log your weight you can actually we have homemade brains

nah they got the new scale down he said not our brain no no no no i'm just saying that should give you the the best

the body mass and the body mass index the [ __ ] will tell you how much water you

have in your body that's nuts fam like it's too much

last week i was coming here to talk to you all about they're saying that the evolution of this vaccine and the delta all this [ __ ] is people getting chip

inside of them to tell them when covert is present versus when it isn't delta non-delta all of that are you all with

that we haven't vaccinated too far too far yeah that's far from me yes too far-ish you can't even get the vaccine

so yeah too far for ish too far i'm reading false claim but if that were the case

um i'm gonna say yes too far but

if they forcing it to you're gonna have to play ball what what's the other alternative

i i put that [ __ ] in my watcher folder i correlate this to

what you just said about the um what's your caller [ __ ] the guards the cameras

no about the um the apple [ __ ] oh about okay like i feel

and now i want to get off on that like we better have fun today like dog no no no no fam if you all said it

now y'all introducing it that nigga's already doing it

or have already contemplated doing it fam i saw the ceo of the company with the microchip [ __ ]

put the chip in itself walked over and bought a soda with the chip

and this is years old well that's why i'm scared of the people that like like all that apple pay stuff

because the next step in that is

have you seen the smart store no the smart store exists today

but who makes that where's that what can i think it's uh amazon i think yeah i think i think it is amazon yeah but they

have smart stores okay

airport they have that up and you put your car and now you can go and buy the whole store fam that scares me but i don't but i'm gonna

you can't get in you put your card in it opens now you pick up whatever the [ __ ] you pick up

off the shelf and just walk right out that's why it charges you that's why you got to hop over that [ __ ] and steal

you right now now i know y'all laughing i got to ask you you have to show the robots that you can beat them

yo y'all know that real quick on that i'll jump right over you dude i know that uh

certain walmarts don't have um cashiers anymore it's all self-checkout

uh they're getting robbed oh i did are they getting their ass correct two for one everything when i

tell you listen when benny

i've been in walmart and it was all self check out the entire store all right you've meant you put let me tell you the

topics you brought up today dwayne haskins and walmart hirings and i brought up with this others no no that

was me and parks everybody everybody everybody

say that when you last night oh my bad say

is texting me at night something's horribly wrong you get scared panic movement yeah he made a mistake or it's either him or

apple two people you just kid what are you gonna do no it's not me apple yeah i know i got it i can't yell at apple can

i look [Laughter]

don't [ __ ] him up yo it was apple that's a nice line

can't do nothing about that one i got apple number [ __ ] they're gonna answer you know

yeah how they answer when i call it you know [ __ ] yeah

all right listen come on enough for the serious [ __ ] let's get to the funniest i don't i don't know if this is funny but

maybe uh drake bought old boy a chain see i only why is that

funny drake boy uh i don't know her name i don't know his

name amari bailey again why is this even news why do i notice i don't care i don't

give a [ __ ] about this this is information i don't want to know i don't want to know i bet you drake

bought something yesterday [Music] and nobody told me and he ate he ate he had to eat no no he didn't eat

they didn't tell us yeah they didn't tell us he ate but you think he ate like what the what do you want me to say about this

and the kid was happy he's supposed to be happy it's drake's it's mom he's like what do you want me to do need a man nigga's doing a tick-tock

like he's living what is he seventeen sixteen i have nothing to say about this congrats

no now matt and my son might wanna change no you gotta get yourself never that

never well no yeah never never ah man get trey a little song

why he got a car all right i got him a little something you got a car in college and both

parents that's a good little something that's a nice start that's the more the most it's a nice little start hey if you can't get

your feet out of the game with that then what the [ __ ] are we talking about

come on ice did you have something to say about oh drake buying somebody a chain you had some jokes huh give him a

chain i just wanna know how the album sound that's all i care about you gonna know how to sound whenever kanye dropped

so who's waiting on who whenever they drop all of us here are going to hear them both so i don't care

i'm not feeding into that if they drop together i'ma hear them both if they drop separate i'ma hear them both you

can't trick me but this is where i'll say that i might have been a little off on the kanye number is what he uh might and might not

do i didn't factor in apple's playing this ah i didn't factor in that apple play

and he got the apple and there's and there's an apple play there's applejack that exists that i don't think existed

before apple if you're listening sorry please don't be mad at me and if

you are just tell me i'll delete the show y'all delete it they'll check it out let me know

back in here they're already hearing this right now i mean i'm seeing all these reports about how uh the streaming

his second concert streaming broke every single streaming record in apple history

whether that's true or not i believe it i believe it i believe it yeah

the fact that there's business between kanye and apple with these streaming things

i believe the business to continue so you think that the numbers will be higher higher than whatever jesus is king uh

maybe the last two yeah i think they'll be high you gotta watch that i don't want to discredit and the music's great but wait the music's great

i think it's he's wanted this since the life of pablo the apple support yes he

talked about it he told me he was talking about yo apple remember hurry up come in and buy title

he was stopping the club music yeah he's been wanting the apple support

come by title yeah that's what they was banking on who they were all investors in the beginning

so yo hurry up come buy them out so we can cash out build up marcus chancello let's get it what are you waiting for

and i also if you want to get a little deeper you know drake had the title thing

i mean the apple excuse me excuse me drake had the apple thing that's no longer there so would they hold a little

history yeah i want that and i do believe that there might be a drake and kanye's going to pop up oh i i wouldn't

die for the longest did the drake vocals come in yet drake's on that album and if we count streams if streams alter your

numbers and your sales and you're in bed with a streamer or doing business with a streamer i expect them to pull out some of the

stops to help you yeah that's it i mean i hope people don't perceive what i'm saying is something negative no no it's

a plus it's a good thing i just i asked you thought would do and i just didn't factor that

in before it hit me over the weekend so i wanted to let it be what you got now uh he'll break three on it 350.

yeah i got the number being outrageous now i said 350. i still won't have him

beating aubry but it's gonna be close yeah we'll see

i think aubry would probably still win though yeah i think luke's gonna win things but i do think it's gonna be close it's not gonna work if if

oh yeah that's close seven and five but not 150 it's only close in numbers

it's only close in number you're right it's close to number but that impact at seven

versus the impacted five that's what i said i don't think it's it's a different game to get to the seven eight nine than it is to get if you get to four you can

get five if you can hit 350 five is not out the run your next project you should be

working your next two projects you should work to get to five seven seven fifty eight those people

have their sights set on trying to break a mill week one like drake be mad when he don't do a meal first week right like

he come out and break even if he's like damn period period that's what you think is science

when they get together if we not if we're not getting if we ain't doing it doing it no

something's wrong that's not to say the rest of the world sees it like that we celebrate now here right you do six

seven eight hundred the end but if we projected nine a million one point one not saying

they did then you fail but and you gotta think too [ __ ] like drake

yay too but drake we looking at artists that are pretty much

national these [ __ ] is international artists so [ __ ] in ireland are are

buying that [ __ ] yeah you know what i'm saying [ __ ] and timbuk2 are buying that [ __ ] it's not a

a rapper that's excuse me like no disrespect but it's not fad right like fab is a probably a

primarily united states artist when you start talking drinking them like [ __ ] in australia are

downloading that [ __ ] by the by the millions for sure so when you yeah

a million a million should be a target for them jesus is king did 264 week one

i have him double in that at least two cents that's my 260 is 5 20. all

right so no i'm sorry 500 is what i got kanye doing i'm at 350. and i'm counting and he has a merch bundle that he's been

selling since the last project i mean since the last live stream yeah but they changed that rule no no no they changed

the rule where you can't as long as it's marked as separate you can you can count the number no no wait

wait say it again before it was no before it was you buy the shirt you get the album free but they stopped that

they stopped that because that counted towards yourself correct they stopped that now the merch bundle can be it's

separate it is separate from the music but listen you package them up and you label them individually yes

like kanye [ __ ] is ready for this one okay good the old bundle game every it wasn't

available to every artist the new bundle game that he's describing is available to even less it's available

to you yeah don't yeah oh i wouldn't even though especially

yo his clothing sneakers et cetera et cetera are so rare quote unquote rare that a joker will buy the album to be

able to get let me tell you the last live stream he launched on his site that's real they sold the merch from

that live stream with the date and all that [ __ ] you know how his merch go his shirts and all that [ __ ]

the album 10 but if you buy this hundred dollar sweatshirt you can add the album

for five dollars and that's what everybody was running and doing mm-hmm and so they're gonna count and he's in the clothing business yeah they're not

again his clothes are rare see that's the whole [ __ ] really really really be one yes that's the other thing

i got him i got him coming from the whole family tree and hove when he was in bed with all

these businesses before any album came out he made some of the businesses buy some of the albums that was behind the scenes if you think

that i don't think that yay is smart enough to approach gap

with the same type of business structure and adidas or adidas with the same thing yay approaches them both and they both

do whatever he says yeah in this regard i'm speculating of course and then and i do also then you're right

and i'll just say you're right but if he's right but if ice is right

that's the first thing i'm coming in here to say yeah if ice is right and kanye comes out and does five five fifty

six man you can feel that and then i won't knock it hold on i'll applaud but you

can feel that and but it's albums first second livestream the roughs i got is

great gap throws up the red jacket for sale uh and it sold out 200 jackets sold

out immediately sold man yeah seven seven million dollars overnight like come on overnight there's other [ __ ] at

play here is what i'm saying there's other [ __ ] to play so when i see five like i said whatever he did that last album i think to them

we have to double to even be considered a win with all of this extra [ __ ] we got going on now

with all of this extra press and we selling out arenas and all this just to premiere that uh preview the album right

if i don't at least see double my last album first week this was all for nothing got it dawg the flip-flops are selling

for two and a half times what they cost so again if you're gonna just give you a cd for seven dollars along with some

flip-flops that's rare as [ __ ] right it's a win-win yeah damn the resell dog he dropped a pair of

them little slide shits that look like they was 3d printed yeah i think there was 90. yeah shorty tells me i want a

peridot 300 no i wish 450. oh no i seen them for like three i

seen them for like 260 270 bucks and i'm i'm mad i don't wear it out yeah i'm really paying i pay 450 for them [ __ ]

you balling i'm not balling but you keep your lady happy me and ish thank you

don't do that can me and ish can i think you balling you can believe anything no no no i can i think you can i say you

all you believe anything i've had the same rolex for 10 years we made a stop on the way here joe

not at watch door i didn't say rolex i'm just going to stop on the way here though what a purse no no you didn't you

bought a couple pieces in there are you a person you went shopping i got some things i needed

let me tell you how that went ish she talked said

oh [ __ ] yo yo give me one of them too like a side of potatoes

get some fries i wouldn't sat in the car i won't sign a car well what else should you have done sat

my ass in the car no you should have stayed there with your boy while you shot nah i'm just cool you guys i don't even have no business in that store that

wasn't the damn cell adidas in there you guys are alienating me for my fan base

you have on gucci pants oh continue to alienate and first lies at 100 degrees now the

fans keep saying they take pictures of me now and they'd be like nah he ain't right black cloud

ain't no no dark cloud nobody did it that's funny that is funny i did but i wrote black clouds that's a good for you

yeah you think yeah i could write a blacker cloud today no joel i bet you you joel

i could write a darker cloud i'm telling y'all that's why i don't write it because it would be dark out

there hell don't write man i'm not i'm not i'm not i'm not dark so you can't win for losing

that's what somebody said it's somebody whose opinion i respect sometimes he's like yeah that's how you know uh joe's uh that's how you know you're feeling

the impact of joe's downfall cause you keep seeing him talking about rapping again he would never want to rap again if you were doing well i'm like

got it anyway moving on yo people listen yo i would love it saturday i

know we gave y'all a lot of serious talk today blame is she's the older serious guy here but absolutely

but and shout out to our older people that hit us like yeah

listen on most podcasts and from most evolved black men

you will hear what i am about to say you and i t y

u and i t y that's for unity i will never utilize my platform

to push black on black crime drama trauma or just support two wealthy black

successful young men tearing each other down that's not where we at today

i'm not on it like that and i don't want to see that he about [ __ ] on somebody

the problem with that is it's coming sometimes i want to see that i want to see it man

i'd be like oh that's a creative beef pairing

i always wondered what would happen if he beeped with him you know like marvel

used to do a what if that was my favorite [ __ ] what was funny knows funny that series starts next week or next

month yo real talk i forgot all about that that's so funny bam when what if what if in a minute

wait what do you mean what if i'm buying this i'm buying this wow so

i love when you [ __ ] beef with each other and threat each other and as long as we don't get the guns and violence and killing and everybody keeps their

life then power to the people so when tory lanez and meek mill decided

to have a verbal exchange on the internet this was great no one was happier than me

no i'm telling you i was the happiest i did push-ups in case the beef came my

way like who knows but ryan seen seen anything is beefing

and i said yes i celebrated that [ __ ]

about damn time i've been waiting for two years i hate when that happens in

hip-hop man cause we nosey and hip-hop so when some [ __ ] happened in hip-hop i be want to know what happened but then

they get hot and you [ __ ] get quiet so we never know what happened but our big nuditorian [ __ ] [ __ ]

meek mill was fighting over mellie they've been fighting over mellie

nobody said they're fighting over mellie but about three years ago mellie was

signed to one of them and then signed to the other one wasn't it about mellie who

is a beautiful r b songstress who was also in starlets the other day ran up to

me gave me a big hug hey milly i meant to get your number that day man but i know he was with man we'll kill you um

holla dm it's too young for me to do that too

i don't know mellie victoria these [ __ ] is 27 31. like you could still do

that i don't have 41 you gotta watch you gotta watch it and anyway who knows if

mel even sees me that way but i was happy to see her but neither tory or meek ever said yo we're beefing over mellie

they never even said we beefing they was just mature about it kept it offline smart nah [ __ ] that

[ __ ] that [ __ ] bring it online so here we go meek mill has music dropping he tweets

some [ __ ] he got the nelson mandela humanitarian work uh congratulations round of applause for me

uh he tweeted a line he says i ain't grow up playing ball i had a smith in western

because where i'm from it's very hard to turn 27. that rhymes weston 27 western however you say it however he says it

you know it rhymes here comes tory lanez tory lanez corrects his spelling it says smith

and wesson not smith and western

which still goes western wild wild s gunsmith i get it he scraped out the serial numbers in the name and i'm not

gonna do that to him because when i started when i started rapping from philly when i started rapping i wrote smith and wesson the wrong way for

11 years you ain't right western i wrote western like the oil

and smith like smif smith and wesson like the group how about they like the

group yeah that's what i wrote yeah but i wasn't well listen i was i was 14 15 16 and i was writing that before i

knew like what a weapon i didn't even know that was a weapon company like you know what i'm saying so i'm not going to kill him for writing

smith and wesson or western whatever he said tori corrects them meek says it's called the meek flow

i started using that for when i misspell things too or you can use it for when you're talking to somebody that

is accused of stealing your flow for over the years that's why that's funny ah

meek is saying to tori hey dog that's called the meek flow

that's pretty smooth no smith wesson was smooth no no no that's funny too i'm not discrediting either

i'm i like that i like all of it is what i'm saying i like tori being uh messy talking to the [ __ ] that he don't [ __ ]

with correcting the spelling i like meek being messy saying [ __ ] you've been getting by with my flow forever i don't

[ __ ] with you so i'll never say that to you but since you're here this is the meek flow

i'm spelling this the way i'm going to enunciate it you get the [ __ ] out of my face

weird goofy [ __ ] that's what meek says say congrats or say something and natori said it wasn't

that deep see i hate no [Applause] they're not that deep [ __ ] it ain't

that it's the girls that trigger me you've been on my line for a week about this life that i gave this girl and then

when i address it it's not that deep cool tori says it's not that deep dawg just ain't want you to look dumb congrats though bozo see

[Laughter] hey you had to throw the extra little spider

but no it was that deep it was that deep if you i don't [ __ ] with you i got it don't correct so here comes meek meek

says it's kind of deep you trying it's kind i like honesty yeah not that dude yeah that's kind of

it's kind of deep though to it it's a little deep you trying to help me with my spelling and you know for a fact

i don't [ __ ] with you right now i even like me saying it right now like he might change my mind

if y'all guys is really rich see not like that what does this have to do with anything

see that's what he lost me but i'm not rich but i'm rich so i like that [ __ ] i like that and i'm rich

[Applause] [Music]

it has nothing to do with anything it has nothing to do with this let me ask you a question i like it let me ask

you a question cause you you like you said you're rich i'm bankrupt but go ahead if you have to resort to saying bringing

the money into the conversation me being not rich it looks corny

i'm asking you as somebody that you but it feels good that's him reminding himself

what these [ __ ] is rich listen judging how you want i like meek being petty saying

what is it with uh if your guy is really rich why y'all yo it's been 30 minutes and

screaming you got it why are y'all acting like we cool on the net why y'all act like we cool on the net and you know

we are not we huh you know we not do you do you and stay out of street business when we

talk about the blowers see that was the coolest way to say i'll shoot you little [ __ ] get the [ __ ] out

of here that is what that says all right

do all have a take i know yeah if we if you if you really rich like you say you are oh you coming with hate all right

don't act like we cool on this day i don't i don't i just don't get it i don't get the clap back what he's saying

is i'm not rich so i can't speak rich too if you are as rich as you say because

you be saying that you that rich i hear you and you say it right then you should be doing 10 million other things with

your time than looking for clout on my page when you know that we don't

rock with each other like that the internet may not know because we haven't exposed that but you know

so you can't be this rich and this boy exposed it to so that's him saying you can't be this rich and be this bored or

or what it could be the opposite i am that rich and i'm bored

so i i i can pick with you right now i have nothing to do at the moment i'm rich

i'll come and go as i please he didn't say that i'm just saying tori you said this kid is a

goof and [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] dweeb give him a giveaway

that's funny son just funny probably wouldn't go well yeah and i always say the [ __ ] i pull out

the emojis first loss but that's just i don't have any thoughts and even stuff

like that like and i'm all for talking about this because these are two dudes that i respect and i mean i don't want to worry about it if these things kill

each other right but even in this like if i don't like you

and i'm if we don't rock with each other i'm not i'm not even calling you a name on social media

i'm not nothing on social media it's just exactly instant deadness it's like flat lines that's what i

didn't get though i ain't yours [ __ ] are dweebs [ __ ] how y'all [ __ ] with this [ __ ] how y'all on him yo he did

such a talking about [ __ ] that's 20 something years old though no they not no this is uh tory's 20 20 something

okay and mika's early 30s so he was just 20 something same [ __ ]

the [ __ ] up part is these dudes have made music together good music i'm about to say good really

good music good music so i hope that they work through this if not now then one day

and now look where i've landed i hate to see two successful young black men doing this so you probably do it at least for another

week something to talk about yeah yeah yeah don't end this right away nah [ __ ] that

man take that [ __ ] to the booth both of y'all is rappers both of y'all that's your bag y'all do that

take that [ __ ] to the booth yeah y'all do y'all do that i don't put meek in battle rapper land like everybody else

does i'm not saying he's i don't that's at it but he tori be waiting for that and and meek act like that's his best

who's bigger between them as an artist yeah i don't mean as a vegan

you can mean bigger just answer would you pass me make me make me make make everybody meet

i don't know man yeah yeah because tory's still in the middle of a cancellation so yeah meek

i think without that that changes okay

i say me too yeah i say me too there you go not to say it'll always always be that way but at

least for now uh shout out to both of these brothers man i don't have none here but damn i dare

sure want to know what's at the root of y'all beef i do before y'all in the beef tell us why y'all beefing at least

um all right what else what else what else is there i thought didn't melly address that though

if i'm not mistaken i remember her saying something like yo he's mad because i didn't when something starts with he's

mad because it's not a proper address to me okay he's just mad yeah yeah that's not

really giving me that i'm not quoting her but it was something called discovery okay yeah that's not it

to me and shout out to all of them i love all three of them i hope they work it out um britney spears let me hit the round of

applause britney spears father jamie spears agrees to step down from conservatorship

uh father reason set down turn of events is a massive win for the international pop star who has been under a conservative

ship for 13 years ever since uh spears placed his famous daughter under the

court-ordered arrangement in 2008 when she suffered a very public breakdown but in 13 years since spears had been fit

enough to perform tour hold on a las vegas uh residency and

earn millions of uh millions of hundreds of millions of dollars i don't know why i can't read today my apologies um

yeah i'm hitting around with it's big

yeah thanks homeboy for doing the right thing thank thanks duke yeah

should have did that a bunch of years ago for your daughter but hey better late than never

come yes yeah god may be late but he's always right on time right he didn't he didn't give a timetable for his

resignation oh yeah that that old move i thought yeah what's up yeah yeah when i die yeah

when i die i'm gonna lay down yo um he probably made mad bread off of

her though no probably probably no i mean like because again you had control of the bread right a [ __ ] could have

bought 10 000 bitcoins for all we know you know what i'm saying just dumb [ __ ] like that no problem

yeah and just got the money back no problem about it you never know i wouldn't look the pops got paid

looked at bitcoin the other day that [ __ ] was bitcoin or 46 47.

i just seen how much i had oh excuse me sir my back

nigga's like it was five percent up like no i got nine million

so joe it's a joke the joke that's how you get audited

[ __ ] don't know a joke yeah [ __ ] but i have nine million to have to say watch

yeah yeah you want [ __ ] no you got nine million that's the way you do it i don't gucci pig

i was just in the store with you mary had marriott no that's versace today i said

yes come on man it's another new kid i'll be wanting to

promote but i won't do it because charlotte may be on his dick so now just suffer with that

that sounds like some hate though that's not it see what why is that

what is that hate i'm just not home posted this [ __ ] he'd be killing [ __ ] right but when he killed [ __ ] i'd be like you

know what i'm gonna do him a solid and let him some of this good hip-hop real lyricism credibility tomorrow in the

past i'm gonna go big him up so you know real nigga's [ __ ] here here come here

yo man man this guy right here look it just looked like me i mean it just looked too

hey when duke loosen up a little bit it's not hate but yeah i mean

stupid sorry i can't promote your dog you got this juice on you

okay hey [ __ ] don't [ __ ] with [ __ ] them [ __ ]

oh that's how it should be we've been telling you for a minute

the girls are insecure and yeah today's yesterday

is tomorrow this week is the baddies are selling aspirin something yeah yeah aspirin

she's sitting on a sink i think somewhere and they're like they in [Music]

i forgot about that part her ass is not fast she's sitting on the sink no they fat now

no you're leaving me you know how you know because i can see under pressure there you go look at his face

instant happiness yo listen to that even how does she even mix like jay-z is mixing it that's what is this lo-fi

i'm talking to ice who don't hear what i'm saying i heard that [ __ ] different yeah i just don't hear the difference i

could hear the difference though yeah yeah it's cool maybe you don't maybe you got luxury ears look crisp

that's like what i was telling you about kanye [ __ ] like kanye [ __ ] now kanye don't apply because his [ __ ] is gonna

sound like it was mastered by the heavens up above when it comes out like but his rough his demo i just sound like

that yeah that's what we were saying so the project right now sounds like it can go

it's mixed better than dudes mixes and this is a bit and to him i'm pretty sure this is a bad mix oh no

it's a horrible mix because i played it in my big big big big because i felt like i was doing him an injustice playing on a small street because i

played on the super bowl because he didn't make it he made it in the stadium for a [ __ ] reason yeah

see i respect that me too i respect that that's why i said when it was i played it on the big bigs and i can hear that

it's not the way he wanted to be and that also tells me that when it dropped

it's gonna sound like something yeah that tells me that if there's one person taking 35 ib pro

friends a day it's 40.

drake's somewhere making candles and colognes he ain't thinking about the mix that's 40s job

drake ain't worried about kanye's music because drake competes with i make that type of music right i'm there i'm in

that bag but the mix that can separate the two okay you know

kanye's gonna be a mixologist he's gonna might be both in good hands 49 40 40 is

nice 40 don't play once you get to underwater and [ __ ] yeah dawg in the light you don't play in the last live

stream it's style though i guess like i like that kanye makes the vocals louder but joe i like it and i like that the

beat is minimized so that like on this project at least the beats are minimized but they're strong the vocals are loud

the sound yeah minimize beats doom [ __ ] is like i said this is stadium sound this

is knocking stadium for me in terms of the sounds and how they sound as a collective

but what i mean is on these songs the music is great because it's kanye

but i could tell that the vocal performance is to shine like

the week oh yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah like the fabio record fabio went crazy the lox jlk record is 10

minutes long [ __ ] the weekend little baby record both of them [ __ ] they're cutting like

but it's all great it's all great i can't wait till it comes out they changed that date to the 22nd i think they're still playing a drake game i'm

i'm certain they're playing a drake game but we're waiting on a sample to clear wait on the verse they're waiting on something but we're going to wait

we're gonna wait but what i was saying real quick just um before we close out since we're talking about yay when he took that phone call in the middle of

the live stream and like he was spazzing out mike dean said he was calling me because he was mad at a mix yep this is

a [ __ ] ruff no he's a lunatic and you're spazzing on me about a mix in the

rough i like that though i love it i like that and that sets the bar even higher shout out to yay shout out to

drake kendrick you're not seeing all this and just chilling you're not not he's not choosing no way you can't trick me you can fool them [ __ ] let it run

ali oh yeah ali's over there

ali ain't listening to this like let it run wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait 40 40 and mike yeah okay i'm

me still yeah september's gonna be good for music it is it is

like that's the difference between you dropping your if you're kanye dropping your project in the beginning of august

versus the end of august i'm in geek mode now at the end of august if your [ __ ] is dylon like that you run until

you can run to spring yeah like if you if you kanye you can run the spring

versus i'm dropping the end of july the first weekend in august this is about christmas yeah right it's just different shout out

to all these guys man you guys are all great and i can't wait to hear what you got coming and you got to shout cold out again just for jumping out first but

look at all this [ __ ] going on cole said [ __ ] all y'all yeah listen i stopped the music for that one because not only did he come out first

he came out rapping like i'm coming out first yeah right i'm not thinking about none of you [ __ ] right

here yep and i'm leaving and then leave that here still that that t-minus cold little baby record still

when the year is over it's going to be it's going to be in the conversation for joe

it's going to be there and i'm loving these little baby cartoons more than i'm supposed to

can i just tell you all that the animator do that nah he going too great they're going to shoot him

you can't shoot him that's the boys and hero but you know what i'm saying yeah i'm just a really really good that dude

is good though i forget his name he's great at that animator he's so great that we should remember his name we should i think it's a dk animator aka

animator it's something an anime jk animator some [ __ ] like that screaming scream man pull everything up for four

hours but that look still like pulling don't worry about screaming it's cool yo keep us in your prayers lord knows we

need to be there until the next time i [ __ ] you would do farewell adios arriba durchie hasta la vista so long goodbye

i'm gonna speed this up cause my guy ish got a game to catch in vegas and some honey dips for the after the game yo

this my nephew just got drafted the hawks you ever been in atlanta ma you want to go to atlanta come to vegas

with me first come on man come on we out of here nah my name is that's sharif

but yes joe yo what the [ __ ] up man just so we did butcher's name is jkd animator

dude cause he's dope giving him his props that's jk shout out to him man life is a series of moments and moments

pass so let's make this one last as if it's all we have and remember the baddies are insecure

the stagnant women want to travel and the closed-minded women want you to teach them things

grab an ibuprofen enjoy your headache we'll be back same time same place on wednesday enjoy your weekend keep your head on a

swivel out there on-site means to yeah i mean you know what it means no no no no it might be good out there we're gone

you