The Service Business

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talking to ian this morning

like

yeah man when you're heading out to

parks wedding it's like

thursday

i was like ah

yikes

i said there

he said no i'm in the wedding yeah

so what do you say he got to be out

there he said yo i got to do i got to do

the um

rehearsals

i got to do the dinner rehearsal and

we're spacing it out we'll put a day in

between so cuz i've been to enough

weddings to know that rehearsal dinner

usually leads to everyone getting drunk

and so let's leave a day in between so

no one has hangover face at the wedding

yo they doing a fancy walk through in

your joint not really oh no

it's outside coming down the aisle

what's outside

all right

they gonna be him busy what's the what's

the [ __ ] you know they're gonna do a

little bagpipe dance

they got different outfits oh [ __ ]

goat balls

damn i should have got a bagpipe man i

just mentioned it

like right now why you got goat balls at

the wedding no it's the family

300 years in my family we we slice up

gold but yo dog all right i just love

you and you would yeah you would so

listen so ian was like yeah thursday i'm

in the dinner rehearsal i'm in the

walk-in rehearsal we got a few

rehearsals cause i'm in the wedding and

i was like

i understand that but

you don't know what i want

you gotta rehearse that you don't know

how to eat dinner

it's like soundcheck joe yeah they gotta

go through the whole i didn't want to do

soundcheck the day that the data

somebody actually asked me to be in the

wedding scene now i don't even know how

to feel about that that i haven't been

asked to be in a wet

or people just know you and like nah

joe's not doing half this [ __ ] yeah nah

let me in the wedding man i want to have

some fun no come on just coordinate the

bachelor party you know when the fun

part is

when the best man got to get up there

and read the speech he was up all night

writing drunk

he's not supposed to write it

come from the heart yeah wait excuse me

i'll write that [ __ ]

yeah

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that's what you're supposed to do i

ain't still ain't proposed

what the [ __ ] that i gotta do

you can't agree with nothing

oh man

oh the same success rate oh

it's not a shot to me it's not a shot

fam what i'm saying is you have you

given a speech

it's supposed to kind of come from the

heart only you could get up there and

freestyle you're a rapper

i'm not getting up there free i'm

writing i'm writing something down to

mesmerize the audience because you know

what happens your wife her bridesmaid

killed it

so now you know she went first

she smoked it yeah when i

[Laughter]

i always knew she would meet her prince

charming and shining armor she get up

there going crazy the best man fumbling

the little paper out out his

handkerchief pocket you know this [ __ ]

got boogers out his nose no don't even

drop a tape and you drop a tear you

caught it and you just met this dude he

getting up there though when i first dm

dude

from our first dm i knew it was electric

yeah

you better get it together brian is

doing it right yeah he is he gonna smoke

that yes

brian did this

he gonna smoke it

he gonna get up there and do some

artistic [ __ ] scared [ __ ]

the only true heaven is when we are in

uh

yeah yeah yeah it's cool uh i can't wait

i can't wait for your wedding though me

too

yo while we're here we're not here on

saturday

the friday saturday pod whatever that

day is we off yeah

sorry

our engineer found love and happiness

correct blame parks it's me i rooted

against it the whole time

it didn't work

he made it so yeah we're not here

congratulations to parks and you're

still good you're still no no no no

nothing still

nothing to be nervous about

talk that [ __ ] nothing to be nervous

about well the invoices ain't coming yet

no they did

that's the anti-nervous part right now

that's done it's not so bad i'm so bad

maybe the first half

got it

it's what's up with you

yes you're not doing a pod with nobody

that instagrams themselves on the money

fold

what is a money phone

i don't even know what that is

what the [ __ ] is you talking about back

to reno mic check one two one two might

check one two one two salutations out

there hey

all right

can i get turned up in the headphones a

little bit

there

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gentlemen welcome to what episode are we

on 464. 464 the joe button podcast i'm

your humble gracious grateful and highly

favored host joe button or lowly

favorite depending on who you ask host

joe budden here with a few of my nearest

and dearest uh ice is here parks is here

ish is here

cory's here and we have a room full of

people in video village round of

applause for video village doing a

phenomenal job of

the screen being off

wow

cameras facing the wall

like what what type of operation is

going on here all right how's everybody

feeling i already asked y'all we don't

care it's just here everybody's here

uh

and we start out with

uh

we start out with a confessional from

brother ice

oh yeah

came to some harsh realizations over the

weekend oh

i was there as a witness uh yep joe's a

witness i was there he saw it whatever

he about to say

happened

so i have whatever he don't say that

happened i'ma say

i have come to the realization

that i am never going to the strip club

with my girl again

oh no

what happened

why might that be

cost me too much [ __ ] money oh [ __ ]

really

yes she wanted support

more than you wanted to support

and again

again and again

and fast they be following love bro

yeah yeah yeah we had we had um

hello date night thing planned for

saturday you got it you got a brick of

money

so they went through a couple of them we

started off uh we went to the um museum

of illusions okay

then we went over to uh don pool spot

for dinner okay whoa she's so sweeping

her off her feet no no

did you have a little chop house did you

have the broom with you

so after that our first plan we were

just gonna go bar hop so i was like you

know what

oh y'all was trying to restore the

relationship feeling no we was just we

were baby free and we was like you know

what [ __ ] it let's just turn it up yeah

so i'm like you know what

i hit y'all so you out tonight

he was like yeah i'm out

all right cool i was like no i was

staying inside but if you're gonna go

out with your lady then i'll meet you

that is not what happened

your version that's what happened though

right yes okay

so anyway we link and go to the spot

and whoa

what whoa

might that be spot we saw you walking

yeah that's fine we didn't talk to you

that night the saturday night

okay

keep going

i just wanted to clarify what spot we

talk about you're clear now okay

well yeah we went in the spot and she

just had a blast

at my expense

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like a big blast

she looked like a rapper in there yeah

but you know how the rappers like make

it last a little bit no

shane keeps sweating the whole [ __ ]

rapper

[ __ ] you talking about

you know she was just like here

all right i see it's way more fun being

a witness yeah yeah come on yeah you he

optimus prime voice i know

listen all facts but i believe you all

facts whatever's not a fact i'm gonna

tell y'all it's all facts when joe talk

everything

everything i'm no this time okay all

right this time it's all facts

we walk in

kinda early

we like part of the early crew

there's a birthday happening from one of

the bartenders

she's the bar we're sitting at happy

birthday today important little note

that ice left out

because of that

i don't sit

at all [ __ ]

hey they brought me a chair

i said thanks

i ain't doing nothing on your birthday

you might think we besties

that's a good point

not ice girl

she sat right down she bought a cake

fell into the trap sat right down

spiderweb expeditiously

started talking hey what's your name

old to you hey how was your birthday

today

i have a cousin who's got it

leonard today

so they get to talking i'm laughing he's

just running around talking to me at

some point the effects of the drink

start to kick in

custom egos the effects of the drink

started to kick in

his girl feeling generous as a birthday

going on

she starts tipping

quite a bit

fast

so much so that i was standing on the

wall saying

damn what his girl do

hey what's the [ __ ] ice girl do for a

living

she is not that nice money she is not

slowing down no i didn't even get there

in my brain parks

i'm telling you my witness testimony is

damn this girl got it god

she is blow she's bmf

she's blowing money fast

not just one girl multiple girls here

her reign is quick

then i'm noticing oh [ __ ]

i starting to look a little stressed out

in the corner oh no i just having a

blast

ice girl got good taste in girls

she keep bringing over all these girls

that i might even want to tit

but i fight the feeling but that don't

matter because now i'm at an

uncomfortable crossroads in my head

right

which is the thought that you never want

to think

don't hit me respectfully i'mma say it

yo

if we wanted to

me and my man wife will flip this

[Laughter]

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shut the [ __ ] up and i'll [ __ ] you yes

today is the day we'll screw it up today

don't do that don't play with me i don't

know

you shut up too you are a liar

rebel turns your [ __ ] out too yo you

i've had that thought with you or not

we've been in starlets i'm watching fox

yo

we can flip this whole club upside down

but i ain't falling for it i just stayed

on the wall i threw a couple of looks

you had your back

anyway i spent a lot of money in the

strip club i totally understand his his

his issues

his dilemma is beef right now i'm cool

but that's nice to have a romantic night

get it back get it back going i mean no

no no that's dope that literally all

jokes aside for everybody here that when

you could take your girl to the strip

club and enjoy your night yeah a lot of

people can't do that [ __ ] fam no it's a

fact yeah

a lot of people can't do that that's

dope we had a little date night friday

we did not end up at strip club we

should have man in hindsight in

hindsight we were out to the bar till

4am anyway well where what bistro did

you go to uh we went to a lot of little

local astoria bars

okay hit the streets

it's a nice little date night the story

is though the bar hop is a nice little

date on it that that was our plan the

bar hop after we left dinner we was

going to do the bar hop i wish we did

the bar hop

because you'd have came home with some

gold bars

[Laughter]

this creep ass [ __ ] hold up man i

forgot about you

then you're gonna look to the side and

tap me

while i'm already thinking yo

man this nigga's girl got good taste

he's gonna tap me and hand me this this

little [ __ ] right here what is that club

look what he's getting me in the club

you're lying yeah [ __ ] came in it was

like yo

talking about it you [ __ ]

talking about it gave me a little pink

horsepower horsepower in case i need the

yacht-man shout-out to cam shout-out to

cam

now this is this is a dust this is the

third bottle

i've gotten

so either they really big on cam's

product or they really think my dick is

trash industry

it's one or the other i haven't figured

it out but shout out to cam i hear this

thing works wonders uh if you need it

hey hey

oh you used it you did i drink the [ __ ]

in the club damn i don't want you drink

the whole [ __ ] yes

i said oh oh no

put that [ __ ] right in the [ __ ]

pineapple and vodka no

you'd be [ __ ] with you you had your

shirt off

wait no

jokes aside i promise we got a music

talk coming

somebody's album came out that we gotta

unpack

those

did you have your shirt off on the pink

horsepower [ __ ]

i have nothing on on the pink horse

power [ __ ] bro

time i got home and it's go time

oh man shout out to cam shout out to kim

yo these [ __ ] cam is a hustler b

how you just gonna be a rapper you jump

off into the dick liquid business

if i respect that yo i ain't lying uh

meek put out some furniture round of

applause fan pro

yeah it's nice too yeah

looks nice to me interesting hey y'all

wanna laugh so bad

shout to meek fam that sounds funny meek

mill put out some furniture it sounds

funny

you say whatever you want that sounds

funny

what's the name of it

meekness

to meek me

meek sofas

he's really selling furniture

look at his face too no no no

i didn't know that i'm taking over from

here

don't don't worry about it joe's taking

over from here lizzo

no wait we're not just gonna skate past

that i want to see the meat couch i

really need to see the meat couch

that is funny fair

scream man ain't pulled it off

he ain't trying to pull

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let me see what's going on so shout out

to cam put this back in my bag

they go to meek out yeah me put out he

has a furniture line that's dope uh and

it's like it looks like a high class

type of thing i like all the artists

that are venturing out into these

different things

and while we're on there he put out a

snippet that sounds incredible

huh

yeah mick dick

snippets are back but it does sound

really good i can't wait to hear it oh

yeah i like that why do you think that's

funny well it just sounds crazy that's

amazing yo

no it's amazing that young black men are

starting to venture off into other [ __ ]

and not limiting themselves of course

but it sounds funny yeah that you buying

a love seat from the [ __ ] that's been

talking about flipping birds

that's funny fam you can say whatever

you want you don't say that as a whole

fan

no it's a joke

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jay-z's 50-something years old

got you keep going no that was it oh i

don't have any more i'm not expounding

on my argument lizzo

lizzo

you starting with lizzo i guess nothing

else happened no nothing happened

there's no music i don't care i don't

care i told you i got topics blocked i

got topic blocked i'm here for my man's

wedding this week

uh my man's nephew

um my man's

strip club experiences

i'm here for y'all i'm here for y'all

this is baller wife and i don't even

know if this is the right podcast to

comment on anything lizzo

but we will

i'm really disappointed i didn't make it

to vegas foster

he's done

he's done for now he's done until like

december oh okay he's back for christmas

new year making him run making a run

over it would be a better time to go

anywhere

i have to slide out

i definitely think i'm gonna when it's

cold out here go where it's warm i might

have to slide out there for that look at

me here every clip i've seen has been

redeemed i'm gonna give you a little

christmas tune around that time

i don't want to hear that

christmas tune yeah just run through the

hits well yeah he uh he brought puff out

the other night he played an unreleased

hit boy record the other night

the shiny shimmer shimmery outfits like

i wanted to go see austria in vegas i'm

not even a concert dude but that was the

one you ain't go ish while you was out

there

it's over it was over oh okay trust me i

checked the 15th of august was the last

show i want to say okay um

until the winter

yeah until the winter so here i go right

i checked the dates i thought it would

be a show usher show around my birthday

but it wasn't it was like the 15th was

the last show i think that's a saturday

i'm off the head right now it's my baby

weekend uh

i go to pick my baby up

when the wednesday i'm like hey

i was thinking about heading out to that

oh sure i sure can insert this

she said it's like this weekend

she said this weekend your baby weekend

yeah

it's the last show i mean uh

nah didn't go overboard we didn't fly no

it's a baby we didn't get to that level

in co-parenting yet no sir yeah yeah no

alternating yeah yeah yeah

i just missed that one

such as life but uh new year's eve can't

wait i would love to go and again to her

festival in october i'm there

and that's the other thing like even if

i would have caught the usher show like

really dawg you're gonna be the dude

there by yourself

singing nice and slow to the top of your

lungs you need a date

now you spelling out [ __ ] usher's

name alone

i'm stupid your name your name a whole

difference

they call me yeah you me they call me

[ __ ] ain't you

you're watching him yeah u.s

oh no i can't do that man need a date

that's a date show yeah but see that's

where you get tricky now you go with a

date

for love she loves you now yeah

i know that men don't normally care

about that stuff but

no you gotta care yeah you have to care

gotta care i would have went if i had

cooler guy friends but all of y'all are

the worst next year i'm not talking any

of y'all

all right don't say it say your family i

don't want to be standing

yeah y'all don't want to do nothing and

i i hate

y'all oh man

what guy's tripping i'm going a little

double deal

with you yeah

i want to unpack right now why guy

friend groups don't do [ __ ] what is

wrong with y'all that's not true though

i watched you blow 10 grand the other

night with your girl you went on a pj

from vegas to wherever the [ __ ] you went

i never even seen like you got a pick

and grape ceremony after your

wedding respect like you got some real

white [ __ ] planned

we're gonna go and pick apple

[Laughter]

we can't do nothing together yeah we

can't take a guy's trip monopoly

no it does not i'm not going to brazil

if i'm not [ __ ] i'm gonna be i'm not

going to brazil but i'm just saying

[ __ ] want to take his shirt off in

brazil

yeah

[Laughter]

why can't we talk about lizzo because

i'm so scared

y'all could talk all y'all wanted

all right the conversation really isn't

about lizzo this is my real conversation

let me open it up like

and i'm not talking about cyber bullying

i get it i'm not talking about none of

that but how many times do you get to

cry into your phone because i want to

know and then i want to know how many

times i've used up of mine because i'm

going to use this

i'm doing it

i'm not a fan of anybody doing that me

either because it looks staged right

even when tyrese did it i'm like yo you

look like a fool

right friend of the show tyreese that

wasn't me i know

i'm just saying like it it looks stable

hold up we're not just not tyreese is

your man but why he ain't george you

just i don't know y'all ain't got no nah

i don't smoke with him

all right fam no

bruh if if he was in my me this baby

sweet lady was yours

let's touch on this fam i could be a

friend of yours i could be your dude

your homeboy your home you know what i'm

saying yeah if you do some [ __ ]

because we are friends i should be able

to call you on your [ __ ] that's true

if joe does some [ __ ] i should be

able to say no [ __ ] you did some

[ __ ]

right so again if tyrese was my homeboy

i should be able to say yo

i'm gonna first of all i'm gonna murder

you on the phone you my [ __ ] i'm gonna

tear you ass up but what i'm saying is i

should be like yo dawg it looks

disingenuous when you are

walking

holding your phone in your face getting

the right angles as you're crying

you look like i gotta when you're really

crying and you're really in your

feelings the last thing you want to be

holding is a [ __ ] phone agreed [ __ ]

i want to be in a corner somewhere

trying to get my mind right i don't want

to be making sure i got the right angles

like that looks disingenuous now let me

let me ask you a question when the new

generation says that we can't tell

people how to grieve i agree or how to

no let me okay

if you're not saying anyone is

but if you're

searching for sympathy

and support whatever you want to call it

and you're crying

you probably want the phone in your face

right

not me no i'm saying if someone

no i want everybody to see this i'm good

i want you to feel sorry because those

same people that are making you feel a

certain type of way be the same people

that you want support from i'm calling

my real friends if i need support i

don't give a [ __ ] about the 7 000

million fans that are online looking at

me crying that are going to be in my

comments [ __ ] them

i'm going to my real family my real

friends when i need support i don't want

the fans to give me support because next

week the same fans will be dissing the

[ __ ] out your dumbass lizzo is not the

first or last artist to cry in their

phone at all this is gonna continue to

happen indeed right

but this is where i'm conflicted uh as

someone that critiques music and

industry culture or whatever the [ __ ]

you want to say i do

i was a little conflicted when she began

to cry because she's a a beautiful woman

and you never want to see a woman cry

right indeed

you start there if and if that's your

baseline

you're like all right well let me see

what's going on here i noticed she

recently put out a song with cardi b

i know the song received a lot of flack

when when i saw her crying i was so glad

that we didn't mention that topic cause

i had it written down in the last month

to talk about this record and what i

thought about it but when i saw how hard

the criticism of the record was hitting

her

it's like why bother like it's not that

important right now the people that it

is the people that it should be

important to

the fans and the label

that's where i would

urge you not to cry on your phone

because regardless of what people think

of that song good bad or indifferent the

label job is to get that song going and

i think it is doing well i think it's so

cardi came to her aid came to her

defense spoke up for posted some stats

that said the song is doing well

but none of that what what's real don't

matter if

what's being said is getting to you

internally right

but your label still has to work this

record

so now the attention is on

cyber bullying it's on you crying it's

on the negative aspect of the record

it's making people's jobs a little

harder

like why is cardi a mega star having a

tweet like and you know in this way it's

[ __ ] up because cardi right comes from

the same [ __ ] yo y'all talking a lot of

[ __ ] online it's getting to me but i'm

myself online so i'm gonna tell y'all

smd

smd i'm trying not to say we're trying

to have a nice clean podcast but cardi

get on on the socials and say smd right

and my thing is if you lit if you uh

stand on smd

then you want smd for the criticism when

it comes to playing

lizzo has been on

body liberation on me free expression

i'm at the lakers game like this when

you're on that hill

you got to be prepared for that's the

hill right true and i don't want to

sound like uh i don't want to sound an

ignorant man no i didn't want to say i

don't want to be into there neither yeah

i don't i don't want to say nothing

about her but like yo but we're not

really talking about her we just talk

about how to deal with

see as

[ __ ] is dealing with it this is not

just gender specific like if you're an

artist in the new era today you have to

deal with

what is being said to you even if it's

from a small pond

and how it makes you feel i tell story

all the time stack bundles used to want

to kill the [ __ ] all

hiphop.com.com he used to want to jump

through the screen with a weapon

i would be laughing yo dog

relax

this that's the social media culture is

one that had people had to get with

people had to understand you didn't just

learn it so

it's a broader conversation than just

lizzo and how she feels about the

backlash from her song is what i'm

saying

i agree with you uh i'm saying in

general though like it's kind of like

what i tell y'all when i say i don't

read the comments

just because

you know everybody's not gonna like you

period and if

if you can understand that then the

negativity

i'm speaking for me may not really

affect you as much like i agree y'all

are all not gonna like me so what i'm

still here i'm doing my job

here so now um some people are not built

for that apparently i'm super big on

the gig is the gig right right

when you sign up for this anything

public no because it's not just music

because we bask in the praise right so

if you're basking in the praise you also

got to know some condemnation is coming

of course right so

just my opinion

it's not it's not regarding her either

i'm just talking about i never wanted to

be in the entertainment industry because

it's fickle

right i punch punch on these [ __ ] and

they fade like that like the fake [ __ ]

yo you you key keying with me and then

you dissing me you know i can't i don't

rock like that right so um

but once you enter the arena

once you start dancing my [ __ ] you

gonna trip sometimes right so you got to

deal with that yeah it's part of like

you got to deal with it it comes with

the territory so if you're going to take

the good you got to take the bat yeah

particularly it's literally the gig

particularly if you're very successful

there's going to be even more

i think a lot of this goes back to

i mean i see the way they're

conditioning kids now today yeah you can

be whatever you want

everybody's gonna love you and support

you and that is wrong yeah that's a

great point that is and that is wrong

the world hates you right for the most

part

and you wait you let them wait

hey they don't give a [ __ ] about you

okay yeah like they don't give a [ __ ]

you're not as special as you think you

are

as weird like flat out they don't care

and

if you let them wait until they're

adults

to realize that this is what you get you

get people that can't take these

criticisms you get people breaking down

because oh my god this person who i

don't know who they are said they don't

like me

oh my god what do i do like no fam [ __ ]

them [ __ ] them right

i said all the time every time these

rappers get mad when i don't like your

music i'm like dude you are rich with

millions of fans

i'm not in your lane

i stalk sneakers

why the [ __ ] do you care what i think

and nobody answers that i've asked them

themselves no he answered all the time

no i'm talking about i've asked i've

asked the rappers themselves like yo why

do you care what a sneaker stalker thing

when

all these publications hold you up you

win these awards everybody

everybody say you the [ __ ] and you're

rich as hell

why does my opinion even register on

your radar you shouldn't care

yeah out of just a blockchain well there

are certain people that go out of their

way to say the most [ __ ] hurtful [ __ ]

in the planet they care yeah they care

no when you and some people are just

ignorant with it though yeah some people

go yeah too like if you just say y'all

don't like your [ __ ]

all right cool right right yeah

but every three days you just out here

pushing that [ __ ] i don't like your [ __ ]

i don't like your [ __ ] now other people

are catching wind of it it's getting

retweeted

i can see how it'll be a little again

these are people's art like this is

somebody's art

right that they're trying to put out to

the world they feel they bust their ass

in the studio they whatever whatever

whatever to give it to the people and

you just have somebody constantly

critiquing it your opinion is your

opinion but you don't gotta run with it

i do also i would say this too i think

that when you

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react and cry it's a it's about to be

worse bro yeah it's about to be worse

but somebody's [ __ ] means they

are mean you know they're gonna get

i've been meters since

and joe always hated this rule i've been

saying the number one rule of social

media is don't react

the second you show them a reaction you

open in the flood gates now people that

don't even mean this

again some people don't have that in

them that's what i said some people are

not they're not built i remember was

when twitter first came around

and i was hearing people explain like

managers and and and uh publicists

explain to their their clients why they

need to get on twitter and you know what

they would tell them yo it unless you

interact with your fans

but you're not telling them the other

side right

and that was mistake one so [ __ ] like

oh all right i'll get on here i get this

interact with everybody that like me all

my fans whoa you also gotta interact

with people that don't like you or not

even interact but i gotta see them right

before they never saw that you gotta

think about it artists never saw

the the the masses that don't like them

right there was never because they don't

come to the shows they don't they're not

coming to your shows they didn't have

any outlets in any magazines and all

that you might get one critic here or

there but you're not seeing multitudes

of people say i don't like i think it

was yeah i don't like this i think it

was different i think today

right back in the day you had artists

insecure that like i mean you had people

that liked you and didn't like you but

you didn't today is different yo because

these [ __ ] don't like you and they

find it their business to torment you

it's different it's yo if i don't like

you i'm not listening to your [ __ ] i'm

not supporting nothing you doing right

cool right right right ish today these

[ __ ] get

a kick out of torment in somebody but

you know what the second you show them

that it gets to you

all you're saying is keep doing it

please look at our hold on hold on hold

on social media listen

i'm not gonna put that off on the artist

i'm not gonna put that off on the artist

that they can't be emotional or

sensitive about their [ __ ] i see these

things and i say you know what

you just want a reaction see my thing is

this hold up real quick for you to say

real quick

on the other side of that let me just

say this let me just say this

my belief in any of this [ __ ] social

media is

being in control of yourself now if i

know for a fact

the only thing you want out of me is a

reaction

all that means is don't give it to you

that's it because the second i give you

the reaction

i lost

so even if you do get to me i might put

the phone down and say whatever whatever

whatever i'm never going to let you see

that you got to me i'm going to agree

now other people can't do that but what

happened let me let me finish real quick

what happens is they see they don't get

to you

damn i can't get this one

it gets boring they move on to the next

one hi everybody

i'm

family we're gonna take a quick

commercial break and be back with the

best team summit episode you've ever

seen that's a great combo no again this

is not too serious it's a great combo

but it's no it's not that you're all too

scared that's a great combo but there's

no way for you to uh no no finality i'm

gonna give up no i'm gonna give them a

little bit i'm gonna give them

you i think your stance is that because

again you've won you've been on the

other side you've been the critic right

and then

you just showed me some [ __ ] last week

with some fan that literally dog they

don't stop that person does not stop so

you can't say yo when they'll go away

because everybody don't go away and

again i think we are in a society today

with computers and [ __ ] that is

different because you can stand behind

your computer and be an internet bully

right you can talk about people's

clothes their kids their parents they're

whatever they think you'll never see

them

because you won't most likely you you're

not going to see them you you

unless they make themselves available

like you you you're not going to you can

you can you can with the right you can

see you can see people if you want to

see them i put it that way i guess i'm

telling you this but again i got a

little deviated from what my point was

but i just think it's cowardly i just

think that oh it is even even dog no

question patreon you got to pay right

you got to pay

people are paying to get on patreon to

critique some [ __ ] you are a [ __ ]

nutcase loser or

i'm paying my money or i was going to go

or i paid and i got to write the shows

you can critique right because

constructive criticism is dope right

like y'all i think y'all

lost your way on that particular topic

yo i think you shouldn't do this i think

you shouldn't do that that's cool when

you get up there to specifically be mean

every single [ __ ] episode

on youtube there are people that every

single episode got something to say on

instagram every post see but this is my

crazy to me and it's crazy to me that

that's crazy to you

that's kind of my problem

yo we have to share the world with mean

people

we have to share the world with people

that think different the idiots the

[ __ ] the uninformed the ignorant we

got to share we're emotionally

distressed

this is how they're getting their [ __ ]

off so this is my release and not to

play devil's advocate because that's not

what i'm here to do

but when some people see the crying

we don't respond not we but they don't

respond so

empathetically to that i agree the world

is not just yours's

sensitive people

like so for them to be able to behave

like oh my god i don't understand it i

get it because mental health is

important but at what point do we

recognize that we do have to share the

world with people that aren't so

like-minded and what do we do to combat

that not combat it as in resisted we

have to coexist what do we do to to

serve ourselves so that we don't put

ourselves in a position yes that we're

crying at the words of a [ __ ]

stranger who don't know lizzo never met

lizzo don't know where a heart head mind

soul spirit is that's what i'm saying

hopefully that that got out right no

that's great all right all right good

that's great and i agree with that like

person

me

i just feel like yo you're [ __ ]

strangers i don't say whatever but again

everybody's not the same and i

understand that yep that that's just it

everybody's not the same

love and prayers to lizzo of course

never want to see anybody crying enough

not at all she cries a lot into a phone

though

yeah

yeah i'm just

kidding

you can't knock nobody on how they

release me

i i cry a lot too i mean i just don't

record it because i'm left-handed so

that angle is never like

i tried one time

no i tried i ain't trying to be funny

why

um the last time i did this was the

re-release of purple rain in the

theaters

prince i went with my mom [ __ ] [ __ ]

she started crying what you want me

right now

get out my phone let me get out my phone

hold on hold on hold on hold on

that's my

partner is my point but it's my point

too i don't normally think like that but

in that moment for me i know how much

prince means to my mom i know how much

by just

handing it down to me means to me i'm

crying in the theater with my mom on the

re-release like it was a moment so i

wanted to tape it but then when i looked

at it like what the [ __ ] are you doing

just enjoy the moment yeah but you got

you don't have to do it so i erased it

and i didn't do that and you have some

people who are the exact opposite of

that is i gotta show everybody that the

moment the moment yep like i go on

vacation the problem i'm trying to not

be so i'm trying to not be so

you guys exposed accessible

i'm trying to not over share too much in

the new year not even overshare but

share like

share like when you think the world is

like a nice place and people are nice

you're giving them that people are cool

and

vibing

and

[ __ ] no uh-huh bro you giving them the

ammo i told shorty when we when we went

out saturday i said

cause i she's one she said yo i gotta

switch this money from the savings if

you're gonna keep

you're gonna keep that she's one that

loves to um you know she loves to do the

instagram thing and i said look before

we even left the house i said check this

out

i'm never going to tell you what to do

and not doing your social i said he's

got one thing though but don't post

nothing

where we are until after we left we told

what to do all right she's like okay i

get it i think that's it

like you can rock out but

whatever you do post it after we leave

so when we leave this spot and go to the

next one then you can post it whatever

yo you never answered my question in the

car that i saw online uh you didn't

either

yes i could yes i could with chimpanzees

how many how many eight-year-olds do you

think it takes to take you

um 10

10 is your answer yeah

i had 20.

but i think i got all the ice is at 20.

and it would be waves it wouldn't even

dignify my silliness

this wouldn't even he lay he scoffed at

me

no

you still not going to answer infinity

he's saying

he said they can't take him

joe you talking

shut up man

eight-year-old children

trying to really fight you

yes by numbers

yeah but if it was enough of them yeah

it would be that one strong

eight-year-old too you know what i'm

saying bad strong strong eight-year-olds

all right so you're not gonna answer we

got a positive i know not

i i don't think there's a number

hundreds

hundreds

of these little [ __ ]

chicks this [ __ ] just told me this

[ __ ] just told me how many you said i

said 20. but the baboon but the

chimpanzee won't be bubbles we're not

gonna get back into that but yes bubbles

this [ __ ] is crazy how many joe what's

your answer

cause you ask these questions i respect

the eight-year-old

and just my luck i'll be done got the

[ __ ] that's on steroids

that last time

18 year old [ __ ] i fought i thought he

was aaron

i was shocked this [ __ ] when i found out

he was a young boy

that's when i put my jersey in there i

said oh all right that's how they're

making them 18 year olds now

i'm cool but they answer your question

eight-year-olds eight-year-olds do i

have a weapon no

am i wearing sneakers or hugs

sneakers no on you you flat beard did i

drive or i'm on my scooter

and they want your scooter oh yeah no oh

yeah good good

so i'm on my scooter yeah

one two three four

i'm so stupid

at least 27.

ten of them eight-year-olds

no they're gonna have to call for their

backup cousins they're gonna have to

call a little 11 year old 14. the first

thing i'm doing is grabbing one 18 year

old and using him as a weapon against

all the other 18 year olds rather i

think they should just wave some candy

in front of her

you know no he's got some twizzlers in

his pocket laffy taffy huh chill out

guys a sour patch kid i took a little

stroll by the hood over the weekend

you wanna get out the car slow door's

locked windows up poor wall

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daytime so slow right

that i was

yeah why are you stepping on my because

i know something

so slow

that i was too comfortable

i was too comfortable

it was sunday afternoon

driver driving slow and i didn't think

to speed him up cause i'm looking out

the window right

i'm at that age where i'm reminiscing

about the hood the hood don't look the

same like there's new stores up like oh

[ __ ] that laundry man's still there

oh [ __ ] i used to watch

oh look at that i'm i'm doing that now

yeah but as i'm doing it

i'm noticing

i ain't seeing too many [ __ ] out yo we

just said that when we was on the way to

the spot remember we rolled through past

the old hood we was like yo

this [ __ ] look a little different

and he was like i need to lock some

[ __ ] up from around here i ain't see

too many

yeah i mean

it's clean clear people walking in

grocery shopping jogging yeah power

walking

so at first i was like oh [ __ ] they

really cleaned this up around here but

then as i kept driving slaws like

nah

i want to know where the street [ __ ]

are

i will keep driving

until i find them

because i don't like this now i want to

see them

i'm on the hill

i'm going all the places i got robbed at

only i'm pulling up i'm pulling right up

oh it's the corner they try to shoot me

off right yeah yeah

i'm making noise nothing

get to my man house i talk to him

like frantic yo man where the [ __ ] is

all the [ __ ] where the [ __ ] at where

the [ __ ] at like i'm i'm out here

finally where they at

when's that bee coming home something

and he starts explaining to me

what's going on in the hood

i won't get into it because

i'm just an american broadcaster and

that's not to be broadcasted but it's

similar to the stories that i've heard

going on

around brooklyn

anywhere where the gangs have the sub

genres of gangs

where

they only even worried about the other

gangs

like they probably wouldn't even pay my

old ass no mind

if they saw me

because

that ain't what time it is right now and

i was blown away by that

they was telling me that i'm damn near

too old for them to shoot

hey man they're killing kids

children

and only children that blah blah blah

blah blah

and he said yeah they're not out right

now

he said if you walk around the corner to

the park i said

i didn't go to that park when i lived by

that park

why would i go there now i'm cool i'm

just saying that's what's going on it's

like okay let me just go to dairy queen

and leave

and that's what i did reasonable get out

of it play it safe yeah yeah yeah it was

daytime what time was it yeah yeah early

early something some shiny

sun was out

gleaming give me a time oh it's like one

two o'clock

hey one o'clock yeah [ __ ] done broke

night ain't nobody outside at one

o'clock that's what i said yeah

what time you want me to go 8 30 after 7

30.

pink here when you leave a spot

instead of going straight home then go

swing through there you'll see then

you'll see them yeah

oh you want to switch it you want to you

said you wanted to see the [ __ ] [ __ ]

like i'm sure

you too i want to see them when the sun

is shining bringing that truck about

seven oh they want to see seven they

won't get in the content game yeah

so they got some kind of your contest

what's in your pockets [ __ ] hey come on

little street [ __ ] let's get some

content man go over here and see what's

good with these [ __ ] yeah yeah yeah

yeah that's what we're glad that's what

vlad did to get on

hey i read a story yesterday in the

paper y'all got to be careful in this

content game it's not for everybody

train conductor

took his girl to work

yeah come on stink let me show you how i

handle this actually you know what you

handle it a little bit let his girl

drive the train and put it on social

media if that wasn't enough his girl

tapes herself driving the train oh no

choo choo

chicka

hey they're so stupid and this is like

he made like he made six figures like

130 grand thousand dollars something

like that great job right a job great

enough you would think that

you wouldn't play around with it you

would honor it she on snapchat telling

the mta

what they did wrong yo the markers where

you supposed to hit the break they're

not visible enough she's adding them

she's adding them anyway

somebody else hey one of dude's

co-workers

follows him on the gram um man they sing

that story

ran that right up to the supervisor i'm

sure

supervisor said hey yo dawg duke

yeah you duke at that point you do yeah

sit down so it's over for you no no no

you ain't gotta sit down damn you can't

even let your girl drive the train no

more no

no more you could do that back in the

day yeah hey you used to be able to

smoke an airplane too ashtrays and

either try it now

i don't know about the train though

yeah i don't know

you let your girl drive the train a

little train a little bit of training

went into that my [ __ ]

dude

and that's how addicted people are to

[ __ ] social media bro

the news is tough to watch this is how

you know when it's a beef that probably

shouldn't even be on the news the news

reporters don't even know how to present

this to you like it ain't the normal

story of

yo this dude got robbed in the bronx

shot and took his wallet i can't make it

up yo now the news reporters is like

yo

there's no footage of evidence but 50

shells just dropped from around the

corner police are still somehow there

putting the you see them putting the

plastic cups over the shelves

the new dummy hey we think this is gang

you don't say it

what the [ __ ]

police work this time stupid hey i'll

tell you it wasn't me

i don't have that thought

shut up again stupid shout out to the

games dumb [ __ ] are coming out in the

daytime

so y'all talking about what time was it

no i'm telling you at one o'clock [ __ ]

are still asleep

i'm saying it didn't matter cause i was

in the backyard in the garage under the

car

i was just telling you what time if you

really wanted to see it you wanted to

stay out there the [ __ ]

all right they would have been available

for you

no no no i'm not available okay i'm not

available and i just would have called

you to come hold me down right you

became good right you came fast i was

away

i am i was away [ __ ] talking about it

wouldn't it flew back that's crazy would

you just let me just get it out you'd

have been gone buddy the world started

huh no no no no what if i held him off

for nine hours

what if that was an option you're still

not even gonna try it it was delayed

my g i hate being somebody's g that's

normally when it's bad tory lanez versus

cassidy

audience this is another one that i

tried to skip

we tried harder this whole doing two

parts a week [ __ ] is tough to skip a

topic

yeah these basically when they won't see

they started responding to each other

and now here i am

i gotta address it

i don't care

that's my address

y'all can't force me to listen to this

i'm not listening cassidy dis tory i

thought it wasn't the best

tory responded i thought it was pretty

hard

then cassidy responded and said you fell

for the mouse trap

and proceeded to

sound like the cassidy that

i know him to be

and that's where the b flies i'm not

sure if tory responds to that

it's good beats on the last two disses

like i don't have anything for you here

because this

diss tracks don't really get me up

anymore i'm changed man

i'm just depending on who did this

search

yeah

and i'm not trying to be funny

i'm just i'll be 41 man yo and i want to

talk to y'all about listen i don't know

what it is like the the the few weeks

before your birthday where you just

start really looking around and

reflecting

wanting to clear [ __ ] out

that's where i am man i'm three weeks

two weeks away i don't know if i can

listen to cassidy and tory lanez beef in

my phone at 41. i can't yeah i'm all set

i wanted to ask y'all what what y'all

took away from this year that's what i

do before birthday like my birthday's in

august so that leaves about [ __ ] that's

eight months in or whatever i'm not

counting

yeah eight dollars you say the year you

mean 20 20 once yeah 2021. the world's

like what it flips

what is the year done for you what have

you learned what event made you learn it

what situation made you learn it

like what did this year make you have to

face what did you realize learn have an

epiphany

uh did your planned building progress

this year did it regress like at eight

months

um

at eight months you should have some

type of gauge yesterday i mean we fir we

uh are far enough along in the year and

that's where what i do around my

birthday so for me

this has been a year of

distance and floor spacing creating

space on the floor

okay

cl clarity

the the universe said that no matter

what my plan was

and no matter how

close to alignment it may have appeared

she keeps a trick or two you ain't in

control she keeps a trick or two it

could be at the last last second of the

shot clock

it could be that one percentile of a

situation that you just didn't bank on

what else did the year do for me man

the year just gave me a lot about people

including myself

but people and how how you have to

interact with them at this level at this

stage at this juncture now it's

different

oh yeah it's different and i think i was

sleeping

i think i was sleeping i think but

that's always been my problem let me

just get this out yeah i'm talking but

that's always been my problem sleeping

like and i even had to learn that the

hard way at the top of the decade when

it was on some oh

free love you take souls as they are

you take people at their word and their

value and blah blah blah and then the

universe started kicking my ass and then

i had to face myself

and be like damn am i like i have people

that love me telling me you should stop

doing that

like pitting me against my beliefs

yo you should stop loving everybody

hey everybody don't mean the best for

you

everybody's not on your corner everybody

this everybody like damn

back to that whole [ __ ] i went on in the

beginning that diatribe is cause i

learned it like saying hey there's mean

people in the world

like whoever those people are that you

wouldn't think would do that

they would do it and no matter how

tight-knit you think your oval

might be

it's penetrable

that's a word right

that's the word i meant to use it's

penetrable that's what this year did for

me

so distance spacing i'm not done yet

like it's a it's it's a job for the year

it's not a come and go fly by night type

but it's not something you could

overnight

fix and work through it takes the year

so that's what the year is

and if your planning is right right

about now you should be in 2022.

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if it's any similar to mine

we shouldn't be playing for october

right now you know thanksgiving no

you're not going too much of a rains

everybody down what's up man

i know i'm done

i asked y'all i was giving you all time

to think he's giving you all time to

think i can tell you uh give it to me no

more strip club with your girl what else

oh no no this year really taught me

about getting out of my comfort zone

like and and that being in my comfort

zone kind of turned into being in my own

way

normally what it is expand

it's just the pandemic with with

well that was last year but it carried

into this year still i'm still still

here and

it just basically

pushed me outside of my norm like

i had i was very

work this hour to this hour do this do

that do this do that and i kind of was

very uh complacent

[Music]

and i had a plan you know

here we'll do this and we'll do this

we'll do this we'll do this and then

[ __ ] started changing left and right

fast

like in the blink of an eye oh [ __ ] now

you know this is [ __ ] up and this is

happening this is happening

and then you know even the podcast like

i i know i wasn't comfortable doing this

[ __ ] at first

at all yeah i i know

so

just stepping outside of what i deemed

to be my normal

my comfort zone

actually showed that hey all you do is

take the step things can get a little

bit better

okay give us some applause let me end

the round of applause for his man

thank you sir

need to drop two fighters

but what isis saying is is what

separates is what separates the great

spades players from just the [ __ ]

that's throwing cards around right like

we all got a plan

we all go in with a plan i got four in a

pot

what you got

it ain't till you see somebody cutting

your diamonds from the neck

yeah [ __ ]

oh [ __ ] i counted two in that suit [ __ ]

maybe three of those

i got to think on the fly how am i

making this

i relate everything to cars but it just

makes so much sense make so much sense

you got to be able to this year has been

a year full of that for me

and i think i put on a master class and

how to adjust because i'm one of the

best spade players y'all will ever meet

but boy they cutting every suit

[Laughter]

ain't a suit [ __ ] safe and my dumbass

played the little joker thinking it was

the big

i missed it see that type of [ __ ]

[ __ ] could happen hey the cards were

stuck together

i ain't even see them up god damn it hey

[ __ ] pimp this queen on me in real life

you be mad when that happens at the

table

in real life an idiot then got made the

jack walk on you

no that's real

i ain't talking to him

i ain't talking to him i like i like the

analogy

i like what i said that's dope

because i i see that

like you said like we see ice changing

we joke about it no but honestly like i

was

months ago in a pod i'm arguing with ice

right and this is friendship [ __ ]

i do this with mostly all of my friends

females males

yo when you see potential in somebody

you be tight that they don't see it in

their self or that they are

um

chilling

you get them saying like appear to be

yeah yeah like you chilling like yo my

[ __ ] you can accomplish so much you

could be great at not that you're not

already great you could be greater right

right and so ice is saying like now i'm

starting to see it like yo [ __ ] step

off the ledge you can fly you know what

i'm saying that's dope that he see it in

itself because that's kind of where our

argument was a couple months ago i'm

like dog you you could be

so much more like that contentment that

that complacency that [ __ ] is like

cancer almost you know what i'm saying

it stops you and now that you got a

child it's not just you no more right

you got to think about yo me being great

for my kid so that my kid don't have to

experience none of this [ __ ] that i've

had to experience that's what our goal

should be right as as adults and parents

so you got to kind of get out that

comfort zone and [ __ ]

or to add to that and i've had this

parent thought over the weekend or

you start looking at your kid seeing all

of your traits in your kid and be like

yeah i gotta stick around cause the

world ain't about to get this thing

down there's a world about that [ __ ]

just like me him in the world like i

already see what this is going and

nobody knows it because it's only you

that you see you my man tweeted some

[ __ ] the other day he was like yo

how do you get the you out of your kid

hmm that [ __ ] is hard like how do you

get the you out of your kid and my son

walked up to me over the weekend and

smacked the [ __ ] out of me

i turned

mad as hell

and he went to look at the ipad

and ran back

and said

smack the [ __ ] i mean

i said yo dawg

chill out he ran back again this time it

was a flying knee

and i said yo chill out you're hurting

me

none of that mattered he continued to

laugh and have a blast so much so that i

said okay

now i stopped what i was doing i said

i'm gonna watch this little ipad i think

this little [ __ ] is playing tricks on my

kid

now y'all laughing no about nine years

ago maybe eight years ago my dad said to

me

yo you ever heard of this minecraft game

and i said no because i don't play gabe

he said i think there's something in it

to trick the kids to condition the kids

they sit there they're glued to that

[ __ ] [ __ ] they don't move they're in

a trance the game is saying some weird

[ __ ] adults can't understand

i laughed ah

all that [ __ ] i shared some addicting

[ __ ] to the to the kids nah well my guys

my kid is [ __ ] me up i'm like oh man

i gotta stick around because

you are a menace

you're gonna [ __ ] somebody about it

but um

a little bit off of what you said

my daughter wasn't kicking ass

for me

oh we getting real mature now come on

let's go

they're expensive let's go we're here no

that's one thing

i don't even mean

i'm not oh i'm talking about financially

i'm not about it i don't want to find

that but he's still my sentiment

i'm gonna interrupt him [ __ ]

i'm not even talking about on the

financial side i'm just saying it was

just the kicker the money

period money is a thing joe

i'm singing a song

i'm singing the jd song go ahead but nah

it really was like it was like all right

my [ __ ] now like you said it ain't just

you

she's innocent she don't have

she didn't have a say so in being here

you get what i'm saying like you got to

make it right you got to make it the

best you can for her

and that was just like even my family

said like yo i ain't going to fruit like

you

i mean he was always a good dude but

watching you we love it

and i just be i go in full daddy mode

right now i'm in daddy mode and she

ain't even here you know what i'm saying

so it was a lot of that too

and that guap ain't hurting your wife

your wife call you daddy when the shirt

is off

yes

actually yes

lizzo don't cry

you don't have to hurt

anymore

all right what we didn't even touch what

do y'all think about tory lanez versus

casting we don't care i thought we all

said that

park's like he's not rushing to listen

to it

no [ __ ] i wouldn't be before my wedding

either

well i'm not i don't know worry about

right now

i wish i could unpack this for you but

i don't give a [ __ ]

i don't give a [ __ ] about this i'm

changing man

oh did he reply oh no that's the other

one all right what else y'all got them

since you don't care about rat beef

division and ty dolla sign have a

project dropping this friday let me hit

round of applause i'm excited about it

i don't know anything about it but i

love division i love ty dolla sign so

here i am waiting for it

that should be good yeah uh what else is

happening friday

kanye's [ __ ] is supposed to come out

no

the 22nd is soon now it's the 22nd well

the 22nd is sunday sunday

he's gospel he is not dropping on sunday

man

i guess it'll be saturday we're not well

maybe we'll play it

[Laughter]

um that's not dropping it's not dropping

like y'all could chill out all right so

let me ask you this right let's say he

doesn't drop

i mean he's kanye west so he could drop

on the fourth and never wherever he

gonna do good huh

as a fan

you shouldn't be tight

or you just need shots i do think the

more he pushes it back it could impact

the sales i do i think the more he pro

uh previews it with these events and

[ __ ] is going to hurt the sales because

not even if it's not even selling i

don't hurt the reception i think at this

point you're building

uh um

like you're building you're putting the

bar so high

that when it drops

people are going to find something wrong

there's no i think they just went like i

heard that already

hear it like this though

i think the [ __ ] gonna do some freaky

[ __ ] and not release half them songs

that are leaked that's probably true i

think that there is a data analyst

involved somewhere that is saying

hey every time you push back this is

what happens and i think the numbers are

favorable to him pushing back which is

why he continues they got so much money

that they got the top of the top

consultants

yeah because caring about uh the fans

feeling about the pushback that that's

not at the top of the whiteboard no no

up there he's the king of that he's he's

never cared about he's good he doesn't

give a [ __ ] he's announcing probably

he's announced projects and just

completely scrapped it

and then what do you think about mike

dean maybe on kanye

saying how it was a toxic environment so

he had to leave oh but then he came back

and said that

it was a taken out of context it was

joking he didn't go nowhere

he said he's home now he's not in the in

the stadium with them anymore so he's

mixing from home yeah yeah no no he's a

beautiful home

no no no

is that what he's saying that hey i'm

still mixing i just had to leave down

here i don't think he elaborated he just

said that whatever that saying it was

toxic was taken out of context and uh

fam no kanye i'm not coming to live in

mercedes-benz stadium for the next six

weeks yeah yeah yeah

i'll mix from home send me the steps

yeah

and i'm mike dean your man what are you

saying to me you're not gonna get nobody

else to mix it so yeah relax send them

to you have my email right the first one

the real one yeah send it to that one

yeah i didn't i didn't pay this too much

money yeah

and mike dean trolls a lot on the

internet i don't know if you guys

realize that yeah he talks [ __ ] with

people

gets people riled up i don't know mike

how do i get that jimmy who do i have to

pay to get that reputation

you have that reputation i think no no

no no no no no i do not

i want it though it's too late

no i can't i'm trolling why would you

want that

because then you could say whatever

and it's just i'm trolling and it's like

it

every single thing i say they take it as

the most serious thing in the world it's

never joking it's never dark humor it's

never satire it's never any of that i

mean dog you kill eddie murphy

that's why they call me

fat because you told him i'm fast

it's you told him

you said your weight is all the way up

you weigh more than ever you can't stop

eating twizzlers i don't know

twizzlers are good and i'm still trying

to buy a scale to go in my bathroom but

i can't figure it out with all this new

age tests

ah man

and why is it so hard to find a shower

head

home depot got shower heads

that's the point 50 of them you go look

at the name

yeah that's the home depot

home goods anything with a home in it

bed bath beyond target i went to they

had three of them up there amazon got it

on now i got a mail i got to get a

shower head mail to me like is that

where i am depot one's not zozo

but that's my point who would think that

a [ __ ] shower head is this difficult

to come by you

no i wouldn't i took my ass to all these

stores but no but i'm saying i could

just see you not getting just a regular

shower or some crazy [ __ ] yeah i just

won't shower

hey the white saint the whites is doing

it

you know that's crazy i went home and

saw a list of all the whites that didn't

want to shower it's extensive did you

look at the list of blacks that's the

thing no the crazy [ __ ] is when you're a

female this woman a woman you look at

the list

of a female woman yeah a female woman

yes not a female

no i just was asking ish did he see it

ain't just the whites that don't shower

i wanted to know that he i didn't see

the other names no did you guys see pig

i'm sorry did you guys see pig pig what

pig what's pig a movie

about a pig

a missing pig

i skipped that one nicholas cage is in a

movie called pig where he takes revenge

on a small town for his missing pig and

hopes to get his pig back it's like

taken but a pig

john like john where the dog it was the

pig

the the pig is a confined truffle really