Pour Into Me

ice is tracking down the microchips

nice they playing ice

no you he was high playing no he was mad

no no i see here he threatened me when i

seen him today

where's my [ __ ] iphone joe i

for the listeners out there ice who's mr

iphone mr apple himself

that's i ice

you can't even spell ice but

what's up what are y'all talking about

man ice got an iphone the new iphone

right the new one the 7 000 terabyte

it's one terabyte yeah yeah but that's a

lot of that 7 000 yeah that's a lot of

things so it's one terabyte he ordered

it man long ago and he's been waiting

for it and every pod he says is coming

next week and this has been i feel like

it feels like for ages now so

i have never said that every pod first

we gonna say facts are we gonna joke

we're gonna both vote

what's wrong with you you've been on

this podcast before right come on all

right well

yeah i pre-ordered my [ __ ] on pre-order

day

and they said it'll be ready for pick-up

launch day which was the 24th right so i

went to the store like yo with my [ __ ]

it was like yo unfortunately

we didn't get it

i'm like [ __ ] you man you didn't get my

phone

so yo my receipt says pick up that [ __ ]

he's hot yo you you you you

you was on f i never seen you man yeah

yeah where i get my [ __ ] launch day i

don't play that well you know

so

i'm talking bring everybody the manager

the ceo oh

i want the mr best buy him everybody get

tim cook on the phone now somebody so

they was like yo we didn't get the phone

yet like i'm sorry well that apple

didn't even ship it to us yet

i'm like fam i don't want to hear that

guys my receipts say 9 24.

today

you know

my [ __ ] say 9 24 i don't want to hear

nothing

so um yeah and it was like yo you'll get

it so you know your phone don't make

that noise thank the lord

thank god i don't even know why you

looked

oh yeah long story short i shouldn't be

here it was like you'll get an email

when it's available and then like a week

later i got an email saying yo your

phone will be here october 15th

i was like i can't wait i can't wait for

you to get that halloween i mean i don't

i don't the hype died down for me i'm

cool i get it when i get it now

yeah

is this the longest you ever waited for

a phone absolutely because i know i'm

getting old i hit the update button on

my phone and now i'm confused at how to

work it

it's a change now it changed a little

bit man things changed that's what

awesome you know what it is cause you'll

be

i've been on it since june so to me this

isn't new but you're right mad [ __ ] did

change a lot of change man things

changed i like it better though

yo now to hang up on the face time all

the functions are everything's at the

top screen instead of the bottom sounds

like a small thing

until you're saying goodbye on a

facetime and now you're sitting there

looking stupid in the face getting hung

up on uh i want to hang up first see i

didn't know they did that i like how

they moved like the browser [ __ ] to the

bottom because i'm tired of doing this

move yeah no long thumb reach move

yeah and then i'm getting then they're

breaking my hand with this stupid big

ass phone yeah yeah like fam i got all

types of i got problems in my hand like

i don't even know what this area is like

the little fat part of the steak of your

hand but it's jacked up for me

stretching my hand and doing all some

nonsense but i do like the phone

but i'm not getting the new phone

i wouldn't suggest you i'm not getting

the new phone but when you do upgrade

just get the pro instead of the pro max

if you think the phone is too big same

feature as your smaller phone get that

samsung what

the who

are you talking about tvs

yeah oh okay yeah thank you say that

yeah yeah stay left don't worry about it

you [ __ ] it up this is how we started

okay what the [ __ ] mike check my check

one two one two oh yeah

what's wrong with you i don't know

what's the [ __ ] hold up hold up you all

right

you all right these sucker [ __ ] out

here very scary these are shocking

yeah for you yeah yeah words this is

something i would start with yeah maybe

ice not you

why is this shocking because you don't

listen to rap that's why i'm not saying

that i'm saying that you don't we know

you know you don't listen around

i'm not saying you don't have that

did i listen

it's you that wasn't outside when this

was out first you listened to ralph i

was outside but so i was saying

everybody that was outside i've seen

these guys homeboy says i didn't see him

out there i was outside

yeah but even that joe like you i know

you know how many shows

john that's when they was doing um all

that mtv's house stuff

they was doing uh when they was doing uh

what's the summer time thing they did at

bt and mtv in florida everything yeah it

was always

the florida dude anybody that was

popping out there and whatever act they

were trying to break you're supposed to

be on the remix wasn't you i was

supposed to be on mad joints with little

john i went to little john's house when

he did yeah and was listening to beat

packs when when he was doing the a-rad

thing of just no you have to come no he

was he'd have 400 beats to play

and then say

no but just come and i'll build a round

like family little john like play the

hype [ __ ] and

let me see what i can come up with come

on give me a yeah come on

come on man don't [ __ ] build around

me

give me one but y'all never gotten

undone no

no after yeah

listen to it yeah was

yeah but little john

at when he got that tbt run

was leading up to yeah yeah so you was

hard pressed to get anything little john

if you were some little new east coast

rapping dude that didn't have a

relationship

when the yin yang twins and all of it

like him well john's been out of here

for a while no doubt he's been out of

here for a while that producer took him

to

another realm but he's been gone as a dj

it's been a while he did it now i just

didn't think you would open the show

with that

because i'm new york bias it's just way

better [ __ ] that you're gonna to open

two parts

but i got the bias on this part

what that means no you could have stayed

in atlanta just better atlanta [ __ ]

fam this is a it's a classic i know we

don't have it it is no you got to let me

just

put something we was all shocked that

you played

no that's your man i don't know that

[ __ ] i wanted him to build a house he

just stuck around

all right now i'll be honest with you

there's this record that keeps coming on

in new york

as i move around and travel around is it

my [ __ ] who wants smoke

and it make me feel like all of these

too i act real stupid

i'm a player too

dawg

you're not understanding yet

oh [ __ ]

what's wrong with these people man

i don't know who makes this record i

don't know who you cute i don't know

what you did yo they got some new effect

that they put in on record that when

they come on on the big big big speakers

your eardrum rattles

like it still sounds good out there but

your eardrum right next to your brain

your brain get the [ __ ]

yo there'd be ass around when this comes

on

stupid yo we sitting in around a bunch

of dicks don't get it [ __ ]

oh

[ __ ] be drunk when what yo no no no no

[ __ ] be drunk when this is on

[Laughter]

it's all you ever be wanting to say to

her really like she's talking about her

day and [ __ ] shake that ass [ __ ] the

[ __ ] is you yo

the [ __ ] you think i left the crib for

right now why is you telling me about

your roommate

damn

yeah you stupid yo

wait wait wait wait wait wait

wait do his shirt say condoms are

irritating

on the cover

his shirt says

i don't want to talk bro i got cash from

her your home girl uh-ho

shake that ass

like her

your baby dad are broken

right

let me tell you about two chains

i've been to his studio i didn't look

all around there

but i think he has an alarm that goes

off

when any atlanta [ __ ] catches one

he finds it

yeah

or they might call he just yeah i know

but i'm just saying

somehow he ends up there

all right i gotta stop i'm riding

atlanta dick right now i'm out of here

new york [ __ ] sean

hey all right all right all right all

right all right

all right all right i'm sorry

i'm sorry i'm sorry we just lost our

entire older demo

that really enjoys me starting these

things with anita baker

and alexander o'neal

i know y'all clowned me but they might

have stuck

auntie was listening and he just started

jumping oh nothing if you bought games

shake that ass and auntie was like oh

[ __ ] see now that now you pardon me now

that is a topic that has been skipped

since the inception of pods which is on

ts how the aunties was throwing it back

then [ __ ]

random [ __ ] going crazy that was

happening i know

he's [ __ ] at exxon's heights are

literally talking about we'll never get

a sponsor at the front of this well

maybe freak nickel sponsors they keep

they keep saying don't curse in the

front of the pods

listen i started with

episode is this 470 something right

because we can't 78. welcome to episode

478 of the joe budden podcast i'm your

humble gracious grateful and highly

favorite host joe budden here with a few

really cool people parks is here ish is

here isis here video village is here

it's it's friday

last hurrah in new york

i think nah nah we got a couple more

weeks halloween is the last round it's

almost 80 today fam if you all haven't

know this week

76 degrees outside [ __ ] for real

fam have y'all noticed like even last

year we go straight from summer to

winter yeah yeah fall is kind of it

don't lose in the fall you get about two

weeks it's gonna stay hot until damn

near november yeah and then it's just

going to keep it a buck the winters

don't even really be that cold that's a

fact

anybody say that until we get hit with

32 inches of snow ice freeze i don't

mind that cold from october to [ __ ]

march oh yeah well global warming is

weird that's why i agree nor do i mind

32 inches of snow i don't mind it joe

you're the weirdo nah i want snow i'm a

new yorker 32 inches i'm a new yorker

that's a blizzard don't beat that when

the last time we got that last year we

didn't get something stupid but that was

20 32. we got 28. that was sexy for a

second but it came after

that came after when it snowed in new

york and they were late they delayed all

the trucks and [ __ ] and it was bad so

this time when it came we were well

prepared yeah like they put extra trucks

out and they cleaned that [ __ ] up like

this uh-huh

we don't live in new york yeah i was

gonna say

i know so i like to see them three

little white boys come or the white boys

and a spanish friend and come shovel it

up come on clear it out these little

kids spoiled [ __ ] yeah you think it's

gonna be playing video games little kids

don't hustle no more

oh well maybe them be adults they just

they just short they just short wait

it'd be adults

yeah when you was little what that that

was when you couldn't that's when you

first learned you was lazy it was a lazy

sack of [ __ ]

that's when you first learned it yeah

that's true that is the first time i

learned i wasn't built for whatever moms

was telling me to go outside your labor

yeah yo girl yo

jacket some gloves a scarf get out there

ring doorbell with a shovel oh yeah

all right

[ __ ] that you had a choice

you got a choice

she was trying to instill in me you know

grind go you had to do money you had to

do your own [ __ ] though right no no i

wasn't able to use it i never had to do

money i was in the building oh yeah yeah

so it was it was hustle hey man house is

out there it's man go out there and get

it man walked up that block and walked

right around

turn right back with some lazy [ __ ]

like yo we go out you know i'm we was

kids so you got 20 30 in your pocket

[ __ ] was hauling ass back home like

y'all my holla at y'all [ __ ] ran away

nah but [ __ ] was going to get that yo

you know what that's also the first test

of

hey man i should make more than y'all

i don't

i rang the doorbell i negotiated the

deal with the brains yeah i was the

brains in the house because i'm just

telling you why as a youngin

i never really

got with that like i didn't have many

friends what i'm gonna go there with

two three other people and bust this

down hell no not busting us down it

ain't with 25 for them to jump you know

any houses we got to do

they're going to kill you on this part

[Laughter]

25 to hold you down when you're [ __ ]

10 years old i don't know what they want

we went and got that money yeah

i wasn't doing this at 12. no that's

i was even younger than that we was

walking to south orange and seven oaks

maybe what what wait by 12-yard we're

doing it i was in high school at 12.

[ __ ] geek

12.

yeah when you supposed to be doing it

well i was younger

that's why you was lazy ain't no

shoveling no snow at 10

heavy ass snow

no [ __ ]

i'm

that's how i know you lazy you went out

there when it was hardened already no

you had to catch it when it was sold

yeah

the fresh good [ __ ] yeah you catch that

fresh snow there you go water start

getting in there that should be heaviest

anyway let's just you're lazy outside

yeah y'all know nothing about that

listen it's mad things it was easier

than that robbing the gas station

uh dude he'd be out there by himself you

little degenerate

little average [ __ ] whip your hands

[ __ ] they didn't

suppose i made off on them

you know how many times

[Laughter]

[Laughter]

is she right now i'm bro

back to y'all telling me y'all are

shocked that i started this part that

way do y'all know i really appreciate

when the atlanta or when that set let me

not keep saying atlanta because that's

disrespectful to me and everywhere yeah

um

texas yeah um but when that set comes on

mm-hmm i like it i love that i said i

think we all do joe my issue is when

that's this that's your set as a dj

that's when my issue is it got to be

that's why i'm forced to play everything

else when i get time to myself because

when you go outside you're going to get

all the music that they want you to hear

all the music that there's millions of

dollars behind that is people rushing

out at clubs to work pushing buttons

behind these [ __ ] pro

streaming finally doing all types of

[ __ ] to get you to hear this stuff so

when that's the only thing it's djs and

payola's dj's work for the label like

listen

no play something else but if this is

your set

and then you get into something else and

you get something else you grooving up

there like really djing yeah no i love

this i love this thing you can't not

like those songs i'm saying i was

shocked that you

came in with that

you're good i'm saying like that that's

nice i'm hyped this weekend ish oh okay

that changes i told

what we doing

i mean you all love ew i mean it's

different it's different

it's different it's different you know

what i mean i'm a cowboy fan

huh that's it that's let's let's

where would you gentlemen like to begin

okay where would you like to start today

the closer

backlash

we didn't

like review it because we ain't seen it

when we did the last episode yeah we did

wow a lot happened then yeah a lot wow

a lot has taken place with that okay

dave chappelle the closer uh to my

knowledge this is the final

release of his netflix deal i don't

think netflix is letting him walk out

the door but that's a story for another

day um everyone here has seen it i'm

assuming yeah yes

twice

all right let's get right to it thoughts

i left for hour and a half

okay i was thoroughly entertained

uh i do think this was his

stop reading the comments uh episode

we joke amongst each other stop reading

the comments

but he's he's discussed all of that

stuff in previous shows yeah no you know

what i'm saying but this is like the the

commentary of the commentary

um

anybody else uh y'all scared the

capacity right well you um i think that

uh you could pass it to me you scared

you sitting right there

no i i think honestly i think um

i think he did all the stuff on purpose

to

invoke

thought and emotion i think that he

wanted to draw as many people to it as

possible some of the analogies that he

made you know what i'm saying like some

of the [ __ ] that he made i think he

wanted to

create a

uh

uproar like i think he did it on purpose

i think he mentioned the jewish stuff on

purpose i think he mentioned um the

trans stuff on purpose i think he did

all of that stuff to bring the audience

because what he's doing is giving you

layers

right he is he's giving you mad layers

so you're all outraged over this but

you're not outraged over this you know

what i'm saying like y'all you all to

take this group and

don't get me wrong everybody that's

beating on and downtrodden is cool but

y'all are not looking at it in the same

light over here so i think he purposely

did it and i think he i think he just

waiting for somebody to interview him

i think he's just waiting for the

backlash to lead to some interviews i

don't think he cares about doing that

yeah i don't i don't think so no i think

because he can then he can expound on it

well he did expound

if you watch the whole thing through

like the whole

intro part where i'm

justifiably may have made some people

upset

he kind of explained it

in the end and that's what he's great at

is telling a person

that brings it full circle and i i think

he's just waiting for the interview i

think he wants the the view or the well

it's no more oprah but you get what i'm

saying like when [ __ ] would happen they

would bring them on to to to clarify i

think he's just waiting for that so he

could tear some [ __ ] open

i think chappelle is

that's his genius the way parks

described it like

the fact that he can

like start here

it's almost like misdirection

you know i have you thinking uh this

little clip that everyone that's going

around yeah it's gonna outrage some

people but if you really watch and

listen there's a message in there

and

if you're paying attention it's almost

like you should not be upset

and i think that's his that's his genius

it's he can he can mask it

in what made deemed to be any type of

phobic or any type of offensive but if

you really listen to everything he's

saying it he justifies it and makes it

make sense to a person that's a rational

thinker now if you're just going in here

looking for something to be upset over

he's going to give it to you or if you

heard half of it and you ain't finished

the rest of the paragraphs right then

you're going to immediately be out and i

can understand how someone might

you know someone from any of the

communities he may have offended may

have gotten halfway through and been

like this is i'm cool on this i can see

why that would but without thoroughly

listening why would you be offended you

get what i'm saying i don't think listen

i watched the whole thing like i said i

enjoyed it i thought it was brilliant

yeah but i could understand how someone

would be like now i'm cool

i think dave

and

he's rare in this

but dave adamantly stands

in

old comedy culture which is you're

coming here to see me

you're coming here to listen to me

and you should lose your sensitivity at

the door because i am a comic and i'm

not gonna subscribe to this new culture

where we can't even do our job we can't

make you laugh we can't be honest we

can't take the truth

and

and make fun of it whatever comedians uh

do if we can't do that then you're

stripping you're stripping my passion

from you taking away what i love so he

he goes up there and he stands in that

every time i love the cigarette

no cigarette this time yeah no cigarette

this time but

i love the cigarette on saturday night

live i love i just love how he's moved

right and that's

you don't even have to prove that when

you've walked away from as much money as

he's walked away from

as he stated in the in in this

true so i love that about dave

uh last time we did the pod i came in

here i said i saw the first 15 20

minutes and he hit all he hit all of

these

you know pressure points oh yeah you get

all these pressure points i was gonna

say buzzworthy topics trigger points and

then i came in here and i was like well

i really hope that he's going somewhere

with this

but he's dave and he's brilliant he's a

genius so i'm going to give him the

benefit of the doubt and i watched the

rest and certainly he went somewhere

uh

when he started talking about the baby i

was blown away

we've all said it

but him saying it's different

and he and he he emphasized other [ __ ]

like yo

he he caught a body and beat it

and y'all more outraged at the other

[ __ ] than him catching a body well

that's the bigger point that's the

bigger point that was my

final landing thanks but pardon his main

point is

yo

we hear everything you all are saying

but y'all are silent when we're

murdered when police beat us up y'all

are silent on anything else so i mean

why should we give a [ __ ] about your

feelings

he stands in that i think his callbacks

were brilliant i think this entire thing

this entire special was a callback

really from his last yeah it was it was

a response to it yeah i thought that's

the response i thought that was awesome

i thought it was good um

his last one to me was just so epic that

tough to top stop but i wasn't when he

when he stuff starts doing day i don't

really look to compare yeah i don't even

look to compete this is different from

the other ones too because this is

derivative again this is this is him

responding to the response so it's it's

not as much

original

content even though it is obviously the

jokes are original and all that [ __ ] but

he was playing off of flashes previous

[ __ ] yeah yeah sure now on the flip side

i'd like to see where he goes next yeah

like i've i've heard this

not to say that i didn't care because i

always care but i've heard him do this

so brilliantly before

that this was this is cool

of course yeah i'd like to see i'd like

to see where he goes next like i'm not

as invested in

dave versus the lgbtq plus community as

they are yeah i'm not or he is

no i'm saying they as in him okay and

and lgbt community yeah

well those that feed into whatever is

going on here right right so yeah my my

thing about

the the

lgbtq community

when it comes to comedians him in

particular is

and i never quite understood this i've

i've asked this question in the past i

could never get a real answer

but

if your fight is for equality

and a comedian makes a joke about you

you you you

you joke about you be equality like

i'm i'm talking about everybody now

you're right but if the second i talk

about you it's a problem that would kind

of be the equality you can catch the

joke you can catch the joke you can

catch the joke everybody can catch the

joke

the second we get to singling you out to

where we can't talk about you now you're

not equal

so that that was i just never understood

how that was a good one yeah i never

never got an answer i thought about that

i've asked it a couple times in the past

i've never gotten answered so i just

leave it alone

well the answer is that

all parties have their thing that they

don't want you to discuss that's

offensive that's hurtful

if you're not of the group

that's just the facts of it and i guess

that's a big reason why i'm not so

invested in this the space jews uh thing

that he kept doing was brilliant but for

me

it is

and has been and will be

uh

but that's the answer to that but but

with that being said

you know know the only people that are

really well i can't say that

i was about to say

um

listen today you know where we at we're

changing the names of football teams

we're changing the names of baseball

teams

we're going back we're passing people's

right like yo uh

my sister is a uh

education

so now what they've done in education is

if you come out and you change your

pronoun

they now have to go back

to kindergarten

and change your pronoun for all of your

school records and it's just time and

money and resources and all of that

stuff literally you gotta go back to

somebody's kindergarten um records and

change all of that [ __ ]

so it's just it's it's

yeah we end up we're in a different

space dave has responded and

oh he did the quote says if this is what

cancel culture is about then i love it

wait what

all right i mean i'll pull it out and

make sure i have it verbatim

i didn't know he replied yeah yeah i

didn't even know he responded yeah i

didn't expect him to respond actually

like yo

my product is

take it right take whatever you want

yeah pull from what you want

love it dave if this is what being

canceled is about i love it because they

can't cancel him

they can no they can't he's hard to

cancel but they can't they can't okay

how do you do it

so much money around him

that is a hard pull

i don't think that matters as much

because there's plenty of money around r

kelly or uh uh bill cosby i think it's

different with him in that

it's it's not

actions it's it's jokes bill cosby

wasn't actively making

product

he was generating income still though

possibly not possible

no he definitely was he was millions

yes coming on tv 17 times a day around

the world i agree with that um he's just

actively out doing it and i don't think

that

um

it's it's a it's a opposite side pulling

for him

it's the side that's saying no he's not

he's speaking the truth and he's not

openly offending anybody like i think

it's a difference like if you shooting

at somebody

his [ __ ] is objective

you know what i'm saying like i don't

think he disrespected anybody in my

opinion right i think he gave a stance

and he showed how you guys are offended

but this has been happening to this

group of people you can't pick and

choose when it's okay to knock somebody

what was his quote

beat me down punching me down or

something like that punch down on me

yeah punch down on me so cool

you can't you can't punch down on them

but you could beat the [ __ ] out of them

that's not cool and i think that's what

he was trying to convey he's like yo i'm

not coming in here shooting at the lgbtq

community i'm coming here shooting at

the whites and he said that like yo i'm

shooting at the whites the whites are

oppressing all of us right you get them

zayn so you all can't pick and choose

when

you cool over here but not cool over

here that's what i think he was trying

to convey i agree

unfortunately well you can't people

dance let me see he's arguably the the

biggest comedian in the world if not the

biggest canadian in the world at this

point he has his audience they're not

budging that's one and on the flip side

his gift

he's still actively doing he still has

it we're waiting for it on the edge of

our seats it's not like our r kelly or

bill cosby well yeah he was making a lot

of money but

uh future money projections active yeah

you're not doing that arkell you're not

there's no more tp2 we could look at you

and dave and again it's jokes i don't

even want to say his name in the same

yeah yeah that was hard

so i wouldn't do that but

this was great i don't think netflix is

letting him leave so i can't wait to

hear what he does next oh wait i think

the chappelle show's coming back

that's what i thought you're lying oh

really

really yeah i think that's what that

whole fight was about

um

that makes a lot of sense because he

wanted essentially yeah yeah he left

because it was his

i could have took the money but it's

mine y'all can't change my view of this

and how i created it so no i'm gonna

leave

and then he came back

and when his value was up they put it

out he made his public call they took it

down

i think he's now negotiated right so i

think whatever's happening he's this is

coming back to netflix the chapel show

that's my opinion i wouldn't be shocked

though and that's going to be i ain't

mad at it that's going to be beautiful

especially if they give him

like the complete autonomy to just

this this this special tells me that he

has completely he has it now yeah

he has it now with netflix it makes

sense yeah you know he he can drive or

he can get in the back he can do

whatever he wants gotcha well

because we the boondocks is coming back

i don't know if y'all ever watch that i

love the boondocks they're coming back

as well if the two of them are on it's

provocative

but do you know what with the chappelle

show though

you need the

billy burr

you need the donnell rollins you need

that team you're not even people that

are there no i'm no i'm just saying i

don't know i'm

this [ __ ] gonna be a different type of

smash

yeah it should be that'll be dope or to

be the same type of smash as it was

before because it was just smashed

before more topics now though yeah but

hopefully

well

yes more topics but those same topics

because it's the same dave yeah so those

same topics today bigger impact

bigger impact hey we was all

glued to the living room tv

watching the boondocks watching south

park watching dave chappelle watching

like

and reacting in a way that we're not

allowed to react

today as a society

so that's going to be interesting to see

yeah if it happens look at the look at

what's happened look at the week he's

had right he dropped this and this has

been every day since

so now what happens if one of these were

coming on once a week or or if he

dropped 10 of these at once like

episodically right

pandemonium pandemonium crazy yeah

that's true yeah and i don't think they

give a [ __ ]

netflix no i think i think i don't know

dave dave and his crew i think that's a

conversation piece i think is [ __ ] that

needs to be discussed in an open forum

instead of being hidden

right like i think you should be able to

get on ellen's show or anybody's show

and give your opinion i agree in a

conversation type of way i think making

all this uh

adversarial yeah like again

society i agree we're not beefing but we

can have an open conversation right and

i think when you have the open dialogue

and open conversation

[ __ ] gets ironed out um right like even

what we do because whenever that meeting

happens i'm coming in to say hey who do

we report to when y'all read us

they invited to read no i agree they

read

i agree hey nick's feeling to be heard

too no i i want to tweet some [ __ ] yeah

and

have outrage yeah

and we can't

so even like even when we up here doing

what we do

yo we have a huge female audience and

oftentimes the females learn some [ __ ]

yeah i'm not gonna say huge but

no we do

it's a nice female audience and again

they they learn some [ __ ] like yo i

never thought about it like that huh hey

girls

ladies

girl girl you do your dumb ass girl i'm

one of the girls

please don't say that

oh what are you doing what's up

wow

hey [ __ ]

yeah you would be the worst gay person

good god damn that's fine

i'm not trying to win the contest of

gaydom joe i'm cool oh my god good

morning but no i just think that you

know i think the dialogue should happen

i think when you're hearing from the

other side open ears right objectively

you can learn something and i think he

tried to do that i really think he tried

to reach people and let them understand

like yo sometimes

it's people that are uh

employees were made

points were made in all the time but the

problem is you have certain people that

are just looking to be offended i'm only

watching because i know what he's going

to give me and i'm going to react to

that

and for that person it's like all right

he's talking to everybody else because

they've been doing it for them it's

nothing you could do yeah there's

nothing you can do but those are the

people that

yo he needs to be canceled he's doing it

like if you really listen to these jokes

he didn't he's not being transphobic

right

i don't like he even speaks about his

comedian friend definitely that yeah he

killed that [ __ ] he bodied it and she

was def because she caught backlash

defending him

so it's like

how do you win that can't you can't you

can't

and he knows that so it's like i know

what i'm gonna get from y'all

that's gonna come regardless no matter

what i do i say certain words it's going

it's gonna be ten percent that's gonna

shoot but no matter what i wanna reach

the rest of you and make you all think

and let's have that conversation that's

what i think he's genius at doing that's

what he did with this special and

and i like how he handles i like i do

like how he handles backlash

i do

yo honestly kevin hart that's my man but

he would have been on an apology tour

i'm gonna keep it a buck with you

son listening to that [ __ ]

story tell

it reminds me of you

like that [ __ ] got a gift you got a

gift like he could just take the the

grocery store story and that [ __ ] that

you could do you just take a stupid-ass

story of going to the grocery store and

you'll draw that [ __ ] out for 30 minutes

well he said a few things in there that

did remind me of me come on you can't

get you don't pat yourself [ __ ]

[ __ ] that invitational yeah

nah but no literally hearing this [ __ ]

tell a story uh i know you said that

already i started thinking of you

but when he said and i wasn't trying to

big myself up but it's just

it was good to hear another man say that

he felt like that like i say it in here

jokingly and we all laugh when i be like

yo i'm jealous like they protected

like they could do this they could do

that

and he was like ah joe shut up you're

not gay uh i know but he was like yo i'm

jealous if i count yes so see this is a

common feeling of

uh straight men just feeling unprotected

in ways today that's all that's it i'm

outta here not a big up to me

and i know some more people out there

feel like that

i'm sure

we all need love

all of us everyone

hundreds of

anyway go ahead i had a dope analogy i

just can't think of it you forgot it i

told you that that's in the first page

of the potting manual right now how to

be a great father just forget all your

great [ __ ] it was prolific

during the week just forget it when you

sit down here

that'll really get us where we need to

go

um what else is going on out here oh

dawn

oliver

music on fridays

i love dawn man i love this guy

i made time in my in my

ears schedule

to listen to this that's important

because today i don't seem to have time

to listen to or watch the things that i

want to i need like a three-day run

of

just marathon

[ __ ] in the crib like that uh

what's the uh soprano movie on hbo uh

minnie mouse

mini saints and newer you watch it no

but i am going to it looks great i

i just told me i can catch it on hbo i

was gonna go to movies and watch it yeah

i might do that still actually it's hbo

max

if you give me the home option it's over

for the movies nah the movie's still lit

the movie is great but if you give me

the home option i'm gonna watch the

movie i wanna see because that's the

point of the movies you want to see the

movie real but it depends it depends on

the movie i like that it depends

give me the option of watching it at

home

um well i'm watching this at home but my

point was even in going to watch that i

they put out two other new docs that i

want to see about some lady who ran a

cult at a church you always get me with

that one

yeah anything with a coat got you no a

cult at the church

the church is a cult never mind ain't

gonna get in there

the cult was in the cult i'm i'm i'm

chilling

no no no go ahead you're right

okay

um anyway yeah but don toliver don

toliver

album out

what's the name of this album life of a

dawn

dawn's just great man

it's great i listen to this once i like

it

later i'll give you a better review

so no no review

i don't have a review i like don if you

like it that's enough of a review [ __ ]

nah cause i want to come in listen that

that whole the first half of this

like i love how you started escape

killed that the whole first half of this

but when he hit that six

double standards at six and swinging on

or whatever this is at seven

actually i might play that as a sleeper

oh eight come on yeah he'd be in his

back he'd be in his back

he gives me what i like like he does

enough of that travesty sounding [ __ ]

but he does it great he don't sound like

he's stealing from anybody

and then he slows it all the way down

and gives you that same thing like an r

b

party record he's just versatile man

yeah

he's a he's a bright young star and we

watched the muzzle we watched him stand

outside and

sling cds

what do you mean

he was outside uh

wherever i said there's a clip of him

trying to give me a cd outside of one of

these uh shows no [ __ ] yeah and i had to

go so i [ __ ] got in the car

that's dope wow but it's good to see

those things yeah so and that wasn't but

look

that's him that's not

this one but so many years ago what is

that that got to be what is that sobs

complex that's complex

that's complex i'm working in complex so

look how fast that happened for him wow

no look at the hustle

that's paying off that's dope

you got to appreciate that famous you're

roofing like it's just in the morning do

this no more it's six in the morning in

this clip and he's outside with music

and he know where to be yeah i'm gonna

catch him i'm gonna catch it and i got a

[ __ ] that's a

influencer

that's dope

see nowadays you know what you get

spam yeah yo fam play this yeah well you

don't oh that's suck ass [ __ ] wouldn't

even play my record no i i've really i

know what you're getting like that yo yo

what advice would you have to the artist

that's trying to get to where you got to

today

[Laughter]

that's bad

whenever someone says that that is the

voice that i'm hearing it in just so you

all are clear out there

yo yo joe real quick and they always

make it seem like the most urgent thing

in the world yo real quick before you go

now i gotta gotta ask just one question

one just ten minutes ago listen

what would you say to all of the artists

that want to get exactly to where you

are today that wasn't do what you're

doing if you had one thing to tell them

that got you what would you say

nothing that's what mike keep working

fam

do you know the

30 trillion things i learned

today

i tried 60 million things and each one

sort of helped here and sort of helped

there and sort of helped here and

there's no magic bullet then when you

tell them yo just keep working keep

working at you they think you're on some

[ __ ]

right but that's the answer though but

wait now but wait that's on my side

that's on our side that's on the

the person that's supposed to be

answering the question side but on the

other side i don't answer that [ __ ]

because you're supposed to be teaching

me now

you want me to tell you what was

happening when i was trying to get a

record deal that's extinct right

you got to tell me that path yeah it's

over for that you got to tell me trey

got to tell me my son got to tell me how

you plan to get a popping today i can

tell you what they doing in them labels

but you got to tell me what they're

doing in these streets i'm not there i'm

40.

you know what they're doing in these

streets

stupid [ __ ] no no you know what i mean

no but i'm saying that i don't mean the

street streets no no i'm not talking

about the streets to get signed yeah

yeah that's what i'm talking about

they're out here doing stupid [ __ ]

anything that can make me go viral

they're chasing the viral so that i

could now get you to listen fam you know

how glad i was when

we was on the road and i i started

seeing

less and less up-and-coming artists hand

out cds and it was more flash drives

i was so proud of us

i was that was like a collector that was

like a toast that was like uh all the

creators from wherever you had put a

glass up and just toast yeah we're done

with that now this is the new way now

uh versus a kid

was sitting behind us was a fan of the

pod or whatever go check out my music i

don't remember your name if you're

listening

but he's i was like yo send you know dm

me the link he'd dm me a link i listened

to it it was pretty good like that's a

much better i don't have to carry

anything yeah yeah yeah that's been

updated i'll remember you i'll say

something so you know you're saying it

now where i could weed it out though you

know what i'm saying like i could you

know say this in the dm so i know as you

tell oh

yo i'm the one that you told me yeah

yeah right here i'm the one from the

person yeah right they didn't have

bundle packages when i was coming up

like how are you selling tickets how how

are you touring where do you want to

perform how are you cultivating this fan

base today of kids that wasn't born when

i was out you know watched watch the wu

tang show man they they showing all the

[ __ ] come-ups like trying to get to

radio and all that [ __ ]

that show was so hard yo everybody

continues to tell me

somebody just dissed it on facebook it

was the first person that i heard this

had one of my homegirls but everybody

else in america is saying that this wool

tank [ __ ] is crazy nigga's [ __ ] on

girl and then call her back that might

be it though but nah everybody yeah

there's only one negative review

everybody else

every episode this season is my favorite

episode yeah like that's literally how

it's going

it's to the point i don't th that show

comes out wednesdays it's in season

three right two two two okay

i don't really rush to watch the show

like anything that the day come out

in the morning wednesday nights i'm

tuned i'm not i'm watching it before yo

about 11 o'clock i've watched it yeah i

get up and as soon as i get a break i'm

watching wu-tang yeah

like it's that good they are smoking

this show it's so much [ __ ] and i'm not

even a super super i don't even know how

we got here but i'm not a super super wu

tang fan i like the group but i'm not

one of the dialogues don't make us get

here every part of something well no

it's because we're talking about coming

up with music and this whole season is

about how they came up basically this is

like real the blueprint for real for

real

like of that era the college parties and

every step they showed how they just

grinded this

i think i think it's real stories

so they pull them from real experiences

so once you got a good writer you don't

really got to use your imagination

you're just taking the [ __ ] that they

well that's the other flat thing is i've

you know tuned in with djs that were

djing radio shows at that time and

they're posting the tape of when that

happened

um like they have the radio show when

they went up there so again

from real [ __ ] like it's real real [ __ ]

like so now we just gotta now we just

gotta put it on the screen now you know

what i'm saying like it ain't as you

don't got to be as imaginative because

it's real life [ __ ] right i think that's

dope like they show scenes in there them

calling

radio stations all over rayquan spazzing

on them because they won't even listen

to play the record because y'all are

independent we only listen to labels

and then and then uh ghost girl was like

nah let me show you how to do it she

called in nice and

make it seem like they're requesting it

like they built they showed them how

they built their own demand out of

nowhere that [ __ ] was amazing i was on

the royal wu-tang album yeah the [ __ ]

called them was like yo

yeah yo you know i don't want to hear

god yeah what that protect your neck

[ __ ] like oh again and again and it

just

went into it

i'm telling you you should watch it

though this is great now i'm gonna watch

it i'm gonna watch it sorry about that

face i'm just no we keep going

well it came from the downtown version

yeah me and joe thing man and you know

what else i like about when i see don't

hollywood

i see baby keem

like your kendrick your travis are now

at the point where they're developing

pushing their new artists out yeah it's

like damn nato geez at this point word

usher in the new the new new class in

that's ill yeah like i like to see that

probably saying they're the ogs at this

point these guys been around now no i'm

not saying about them around but just

look at it

yeah that's what i'm saying

that [ __ ] is crazy i remember like at

this point i'm if we don't i mean i know

we they say he's working on an album but

if we don't get a travis album he has

artists

you get what i'm saying like it's at

that point now

and that's it's gonna change the way

some of our favorite artists from that

generation move because like you're not

really pressed to do that [ __ ] and i'm

not working on this yep i think about yo

gotti who put on your that's about to

say that gotti put a single out but

you don't have to drop an album you got

a whole label of fire a [ __ ] has a a

military mm-hmm like everybody down

there is is is hitting i ain't got to

drop out you got to respect that yeah

give you a record if i feel like it you

gotta respect that and i i'm at the next

level they've basically created their

like and this is where some of the new

york hate be coming from

what y'all [ __ ] doing

y'all new york [ __ ] ain't doing

nothing we down here creating movements

from really from the mud and they'd be

like yo y'all [ __ ] ain't making no

waves no more

that [ __ ] is done for you [ __ ] in the

down south [ __ ] is really out here

hustling their asses off they headline

and [ __ ] up in here up in new york i

don't even know if there's any more new

york headliners that are past that are

under 35 there are

that are under 35 yeah there are i don't

know but it's just

the the new york

bias

sets in

[ __ ] from new york won't support them

don't support

it's like the the south head the south

movement the nation

them [ __ ] like glow like you said the

[ __ ] with two chains

them [ __ ] is like glow but see that's

what happened to from from our new york

og's it was competition amongst each

other so bad the south [ __ ] will link

up and a heartbeat all of them for free

[ __ ] gucci man don't call me

don't call my lady anybody that's

popping in the south gucci man had a

tape with you a whole not a record a

tape

everybody you can go back gotti dolph

anybody you can name thug migos gucci

has tapes with you

i stay out of these conversations

because i just swear that the

laws in the south

play

a real big part and why this this

conversation is able to go this way the

legal when you say laws like legal laws

the legal laws

the legal the legal the legalization

tell me more yes

what happens well what happens in new

york when when you get a rico

what happens in new york when you get

conspiracy what happens in new york when

we catch you with a gun what happens in

new york and we catch you with two guns

what happened to new york when you was a

felon and you broke the law now

now move all that to the south

and tell me about all these rappers

y'all talking about that's a good point

interesting because all them [ __ ]

would be cased up if they was living in

go on forever go on finished forever

that's true they would not be outside

that's true all them games they keep

playing with they get the revolving door

that [ __ ] that's true in new york yeah

man listen yeah but like like that's

huge i get that i can't even thought

about it

but wait there's a bunch of new york

artists right now that are popping

like local i don't want to call them

local they're probably regional who

every all this whole new york drill

scene and there's a bunch of them but

they don't work all together i don't

know fabio

all right all right stop my names no you

don't need to name names with me because

the net some of the names you talking

about every time they get a show date

a festival date the hip-hop police are

there the feds are there and they put

out announcements remember when he was

about to do the pool party in total what

and we walked outside that day and the

cops put

signs up on all the phone poles that

said hey ain't no pool party no way

and that's what the cops do to these

kids they just push it out yo

you you you you and you if they're on

the bill it's 500 of us there in the

parking lot outside we taking them off

can't perform can't show hey one of them

[ __ ] just went to the festival in

london or some [ __ ] that's the thing

that was ace boogie i think i'd have to

remember this a boogie

face boogie

[ __ ] am i talking about

watching i think that i think that was i

think it was a boogie but and huh it was

right good go joe ain't that old yet

pulled his little not a little ass but

made sure he couldn't perform them cops

london huh in london you got to pull it

out because he got to pull it up so i

could read it and be correct that's

crazy same thing they did to me not the

same thing for the same reason but when

they arrested me at the slaughterhouse

show like yo

as rappers we don't even know the rules

and the laws at some of these places

that we have to be when i went to do

that slaughterhouse show i didn't know

that every artist that they have there

we're running a warrant search on you

and that the and that the facility the

venue is acting in conjunction with the

police and not you as the artist as

artists everywhere we go they kind of

cater into us so you not you would never

think that the venue got the cops there

right but they do that's crazy hey when

i broke my foot that was hip-hop police

out there remember

yeah that's crazy so i mean that's it

that's all i had a strip club though

at a strip club i don't know how we got

here from dawn tolerant i really like

the donald trump project but no we can

go ahead

i never yo dawg

i don't think that point is brought up

enough that's poignant like that's a

good point like we've seen what uh

shoddy and them [ __ ] was doing when

they was outside that [ __ ] looked like a

movie in the streets

everywhere in the streets and they went

to everywhere and did it like there's a

few of these movements casanova free him

now he going it's just a few movements

even that even when bobby schmidt got

hot scoop fam in new york the feds will

let you get hot

and then get you

hey go get high for two years

wait till you get that big thing come

right there and snatch you up right down

there

it ain't happening down there true i

never thought about that and them [ __ ]

down here really be having charges

charges yeah and guns guns guns guns you

not yeah you gotta have a 38 up this one

[ __ ] are you gone them [ __ ] down there

be having assault rifles i was trying to

explain i was trying to explain that to

somebody from atlanta i'm like fam

little wayne and ja rule and the height

of their careers had to sit

yeah like [ __ ] bobby

you bobby schmurder might have had the

hottest single in the country i'm

talking about little wayne lil wayne

he's the biggest rapper in the world

true at the peak height of his career

had to sit down for a pistol

in new york for a pistol he beats that

anywhere else yeah that's what i was

saying like and they ain't even

discussing that anywhere else that's

true that's what i was saying right

that's a brown paper bag to somebody i

said emailed or something yo dog

and i heard it was a registered gun it

wasn't registered in new york registered

gun it wasn't like no serial numbers

were scraped off and none of that [ __ ]

they have a body on it [ __ ] had a

registered gun got caught mega star but

his reaction to it tells me all i need

to know oh i hate new york so i'm never

coming to new york never coming to new

york

i feel him on that but

tell me all i need to know all right

come on don tyler you're great we love

you friend of the show i hear the whole

[ __ ] but i enjoyed what i did here

yeah no we gonna catch a vibe to that

this weekend uh

also also uh

james blake dropped

james blake dropped round of applause

for james for those of y'all that know

james y'all know y'all know that james

blake is out y'all y'all would want to

know that

uh biebs save on the beep stirs out

the beepster is out

you excited back there huh

is it good yeah it's up mm-hmm yeah i

listened to that this morning conway was

a single from his new album

conway now they they don't stop either

and l drop to another uh don't stop

either no you don't stop these guys

don't stop what's this story about al uh

having a hidden album on youtube with uh

that's what i don't know if it's true

without the girl

yeah

i don't know if it's true or not it's

what makes sense because but it could be

true wouldn't that be a real alchemisty

thing to do

huh speaking of new music

naruto wig i'm not here

joe didn't know who it was but i told

him you've heard this song in the club a

million times that's his name yeah and

soon as i played it he's like oh yeah

you know

that's that that's that record but he

drops the well i guess it's called does

that say that this video has 20 million

views no no that's from january that's

the original the remix dropped today but

yesterday i don't care it's 20 years

i asked yeah was that 20 yeah 25. yeah

yes 20.5 million

views

this is a big song

and you all want me to tell y'all about

the things i had to do to get signed

when you asked me the question

wait what oh my goodness he drops the

remix to this

featuring little dirk

21 savage ng herbal

i'm be honest with you i saw the artwork

and was scared to push play

it's a car

four guns sticking out the car with red

infrared beams off of them

um

i pressed play of course you did before

but before you tell talk about what

happened when you press play what do you

think would happen in over here if you

shot that video and then went home to

your family

like you did this video you were in the

video with the guns and the beams your

face yo it's me i don't know that's just

the artwork i know it's about the video

if you shot a video like that and then

went home

over here how long do you think you'll

be home oh no no you you're done no dog

but that was a nice little skull not a

white one fam the [ __ ] be in the

videos with arsenal all right all right

look

it's recess

you ever watched the smackdown

back in the day

every time you cut a camera on in the

hood in new york what did you see they

did so it's not this ain't new

we've been doing that

who

rappers all of them went to jail

good point

all the new york rappers have he's yeah

everybody that's you by the way it's not

new though

but they're gone these [ __ ] stay home

that's the difference

hey the little tim the little tim

dude

we all know what he did

he murdered someone

that case is coming he bonded out he

came home

i guess he did something else cops got

behind him on the highway did the dash

dash right out on him did the dash while

i'm out on bond for murder

i'm not i'm out they caught him

and he's

gone again

but just the mentality of hey i'm gone

while i'm on bond for murder y'all gonna

have to catch me and yeah i did some

other [ __ ]

well i mean if you are on bond for

murder that is the time to

dash

no it's not true bam i'm on bond for

murder you catch me i'm done

you're gonna i'm gonna make you earn

this no you're gonna bond for murder you

need to be walking a straight and now

okay well we're gonna without if you did

the murder i'm running no no no yes yes

no you're home

if you did the murder you should be

walking the straight and narrow until

your trial comes up

or run

no no no

nice no real talk we have millions of

viewers and followers you are saying

that we are bugging

i'm telling you

a young murderer [ __ ] you think he's

just going to cut that switch off like

that really now you've just changed our

conversation you talk about

i have a bunch a bunch and when i say a

bunch i have a bunch

of criminal friends

older

even when we was kids

you did dumb [ __ ] you didn't be a

waiting trial

right

and just happen to be driving with some

[ __ ] that could send you to jail for

life

you just didn't do it hey ish i'm not

now let me ask you this question if you

did it and if you did do it you got to

fight that too now and the police get

behind you oh you you hit the deck

that's what i'm saying i'm disagreeing

i'm not dissing so yeah that's what i

said he's supposed to hit the dash you

should no matter what i got in the car

picked up

i still say if i'm bonded out for murder

i'm walking straight now but i'm not a

criminal okay let me all right let's be

real

can we help can we master you guys let's

have real talk for you maybe i'm putting

on a mistake no no let's have real talk

for one second oh i thought oh hold on

excuse me i'm gonna ask you a question

me yes you both of yous

yes

it is accused yes

you think um

he gonna be out in the street

yes wait what do you mean he's gonna be

out he's definitely in the street no

when i say out in the street

i know what he's saying you know what

i'm saying

really

if i'm out somewhere

i without saying to him i'm not going to

have the roscoe culture

at all times

then i'm fighting that one too if they

catch me no they already caught you

that's why you're bonded out for murder

see that's my stance they caught you

already you're gone

not going isn't going but we have you

and we are waiting to see you again

agree we can do you are at our mercy is

what i'm saying yes so we have you

you're not running you're just making it

worse

you just make it worse we got you look

they caught his ass you here we got you

now let's

now let's run it up all right now let me

ask you a question joe let me just real

quick put yourself in his shoes you

rather them catch me with it or the

[ __ ] that's looking for me catch me

without it well no that's why i'm

telling you what you do when you're

caught with it because you should be you

should have it at all times

you should have it at all times

correct so you don't you say he don't do

the dash i know if they catch me

at least i feel if i'm doing the dash i

may slip them i got a chance to maybe

get away

see i don't know the laws in these other

states so i can't really you know what i

mean right i can't really really really

uh and don't nobody listen to me on this

topic at all

anybody could tell you what they would

do until they ended absolutely and and

that's what i was trying to say like

your [ __ ] i don't i understand this

he has to move a certain way for the

rest of his life tell me i hear about

these stories a lot from danny tell me

when the last time you heard about

something like this up here good you

don't you know cause he wouldn't have

bonded out up here exactly

yeah that that part he wouldn't kept his

ass they're not playing up here that i'm

gonna keep it a buck with you that is

true i yo you saying that yeah was

profile

i never thought about that that makes a

lot of sense i never thought about that

i get angry and i'm talking because it's

like damn new york be catching traction

but

then now

like

then that goes back to the flip to the

argument we had before you want artists

that live their raps like you can't you

almost can't live your wraps up here i'm

just saying down there you could no i'm

still up here oh no down there you could

put your rap on the movie

and still be walking around yeah up here

you can't even have a self-defense

murder nope yo see before we got into

all this see that's no why i knew i

wanted to talk before i started talking

because there's one more album that came

out that i want to get to and it's r b

out

i'm not gonna play nothing from it but

renny

uh i played a song of his a few weeks

ago meet me in amsterdam

actually that song is so great that we

should just find it again um

and his album is out

actually i'm i lot man i'm sorry

are you looking for that there was some

other dope [ __ ] pap dropped another

monthly uh currency dropped a new album

the guilty simpson that i played the

sleeper off uh guilty simpson against

who dean dropped

uh

hey big jersey dropped man outs to ours

new album is out opera yeah dropped

today that was supposed to be the first

[ __ ] you tell us about no yeah words

you're not not

going that's my last i say the best for

last i say the best for last year what

you did

got me [ __ ] up let's get that all the

stuff out the way big jersey all day let

me go find his [ __ ]

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i just played the joint that had the

star next to it i haven't listened to

rennie's album yet but

i heard the songs that he was doing that

weekly release leading up to uh

leading up to the album that he was

releasing weekly leading up to the album

and

i [ __ ] with it so shout out to renny i'm

gonna get around to this this weekend

and i'll be back next week with a

i know you mentioned pap drop but yo

shout out to him because he's really

keeping up with it like yeah yes i've

seen other artists start that whole i

want to do one a month and then get like

five six months in but i gotta [ __ ] this

so he's up here he's still going so he's

got the projects and they're good

they're dope and he's got everybody on

him he's got all the dopest producers

dope features he's killing it i'm on

blockpack

how the [ __ ] you got that's the only

rapper i have blocked

i blocked pat unblock pad i am i'm going

to unblock him

he's killing did you go to the uh dirk

dirk baby show out here no i didn't go

i thought you wanted to go to that

though i didn't want to go you [ __ ] oh

they scared you no no no you know what's

happening scared them off the block yeah

never that you know what's happening for

real i'm becoming the dude that yeah i

want to go and then day off i just don't

feel like doing [ __ ] no more

like when i'm off i don't want to do

nothing i feel you like i don't have the

want to do anything i watch that [ __ ] on

instagram for anybody that was there

okay cool

i just don't be having to want to go

anywhere we supposed to go to the sports

bar yeah

didn't go

it happens to me a lot

to go it's today uh

yeah

sounds good until the day off yeah i

gotta really plan that [ __ ] out like

ahead of time who's in new york somebody

else is that well who's in new york

performing this weekend they're all

interesting

yeah that's it that's the one

that we [ __ ] up yet again

speaking i don't know how we keep

talking about it

listen i tried to have fun with my

friends my whole life even a lot this

year y'all all said no just hung out

with your girlfriends you had a blast so

now i'm finding the fun and i'm out

alone

me and my purse

oh how would i know that i've been

trying to spend time with you these last

few weeks and i haven't been able to i'm

able to secure that

no more tonight

i'm feeling you though it's okay embrace

there's nothing wrong with it i'm

ignoring these jokes it's the truth you

can ignore me all you want i'm back to

putting me first fam i don't put the two

terabyte in my ps4 i ain't leaving the

house i'm putting me first now done with

you evan

listen even if you ain't got tickets you

might just want to go sit outside this

way you can play the parking lot yeah

hey there's a pizza spot over there

light up

there

over there

right on the floor

dominoes rather yeah

all right so listen to this now

horrible horrible story came out

it was so horrible that i could not

believe it

i thought it was false

the story read and it came out in bits

and pieces but the story read

18 former nba players arrested by

federal authorities in alleged

healthcare

scam

what

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that headline reads like some horrible

[ __ ] happened

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and then i got to reading some more

right

because when i read this story the names

of the people

that were involved they weren't released

so i read this story

and the fun part for me once i learned

everyone was okay and no one was hurt

was trying to figure out who the names

who did this

so it says 18 former nba players former

meaning no longer in the league were

charged with attempting to defraud the

nba's health and welfare benefit plan

out of nearly 4 million dollars

that sounds nuts until you think about

what you and your group of friends that

are no longer in the league would do

if there were a spare 4 million lying

around

for some root canals

and you got a little free time now

you're retired at 30. i'm retired