The Circus

is send you something that might be nice and it's like a a booty works page it's

like it's like a fly baddies

so we gotta address that because i always wondered who are these guys that like the compilation people those

pages and it's it's wrong see but don't send it to me but that's not what i got to go find the

girl so go find her but that's the thing no you find her you put in i'm not i'm no for what i'm showing you something

that i know you would like but now i got to go find the person all right so exercise [ __ ] nah man you acting like

this fake booty pages we like tag her [ __ ] you tag her

i told you who the expert is whatever you need to know who she is yo dawg somebody going for no

all of them you know what make it creepy for me them pages being dudes yeah i know a

dude that runs one is he a creep i've never he didn't look act creepy but

i think to run that you have to have some level of creeping you to just find a whole bunch of pretty girls and put them all on one page

you got a lot of horny you're dealing with you're just scrolling look at what you mean what's the point

you know what we come from the myspace era though myspace had though i thought you were about to explain a

prolific point to ice no it wasn't you just said i i don't know what the heck

prolificity is they're monetizing they're getting money so if i do and we're pulling and running

the girls and that's what's going up the girls are the ones that's going to engage the women are engaging

they're in the comments you don't see these pages out there like it's just a dude they just post a picture of the baddies and everything oh she killing

girl oh my god yo listen girl oh she is fine she is just a minute of that like

[ __ ] shut the [ __ ] up but that's one of the things that separates the girls from this and then they post it yeah because

we don't get it we don't and then we don't tell each other we're saying enough but anyway

all the monsters be like girl oh girl girl oh girl you killed it we don't compliment you no [ __ ] ain't doing

that [ __ ] don't take the compliment even if we try to what about my shoulders yeah why you chucking out my shoulders suck ass [ __ ]

don't look at my shoulders oh wait nah follow my lead is on here too

you don't know your project sober up is on here that's the one roll reversal

that's that's the two this is what the hell is him round of applause welcome welcome welcome double a round

of applause for myself god damn it i love it i hate all those

hip-hop historian dates i hate when you're doing them i hate you little pages that monetize that too

you'll be deadass wrong this dating hip hop history llc first saw the black panther that in spite shut up

i'm aggie today cause my flight was [ __ ] up i'm coming in here with agnes i should've do it though agnes and fam

on the wake up any type of travel hiccup on the wake up no you got it no first class you gotta deal with the shitty

united guy that hates his job that's back there that's looking at his phone he'll be back to acting like bernice

he's stupid he's acting like he [ __ ] wanted him that's true though he got his phone up i'm dead ass in his face

hey any type of customer service were they on their phone back there i'll walk right out well you can't in this sense need help

that's why he on his phone yeah where are you going what you gonna do the tweet can you ever just get one of those

days where everything in the airport went wrong yeah

first thing in the morning nightmare sometimes all right now i'm just gonna be aggie now

sometimes your flight so early in the morning you beat the whole gate all the time it's you at the airport

just chilling here come here come the attendant pilot just rolling through yeah i like your casual as hell man i

like that i put it on purpose wait yeah i get there early i don't like

being too early nah [ __ ] that i'm early i'm good i'm bored

you gotta boil water to make that [ __ ] go you got the steam f-150

the steam the steam engine you know that [ __ ] going on pure steam

that's just saying came putting up the street today i couldn't even be mad you was late

it's 30 minutes late i'm fuming come that truck button i'm like yo just

forget it dawg

they got a newer older car you could get to trick the system get like an ultimate from truth oh four at least

oh man so in the airport i put five different credit cards with my name on

it in the slot holder while the dude is in front of me talking this man on the phone and it didn't read none of them

so i'm just there looking stupid so i'm saying them do your dog which way because the stripe

thing sometimes which way does this go he just keep pointing to the slot now put the car right there dog anyway

so i spazz on him he finally tell me how to get it or whatever right

oh he know this is what he says i can't help you because i'm not in a booking agent this is just for baggage

i've been there you got to go over there after you spent 10 minutes in the little kiosk

i just watched you do the whole sportscenter review you're telling me

in front of this thing you know i just listened to you for 14 minutes tell me about how short he was

giving it up last night that's cool i'll get my little [ __ ] and head on over to clear now clears everywhere this was the

most crowded it's clear this was the first clear i might have spoke to 30 people before i went to red

clear i'm pre-check clear i spoke that what's up dawg now i gotta hear about [ __ ] album that's coming out

yeah it was thick in there in the morning man yes with people going home that's a hub

though well people are going to work yeah that's a husband and then it was in dc so i felt like everybody was a secret agent

everybody in there just looked like that's cause they are the insurrection just happened

like they all looked like they was prepared for it but for now i won't even say a blank

name redacted they was prepared for one of them it was ready for nancy pelosi

he thinks you're a gangster they did and yes you're probably a gangster

what time was your flight all right

all right mike mike mike mike mike my mike mike mike mike mike

mike well you're not gonna sing happy anniversary to me or something is that a song y'all don't get a cupcake i don't

know that song a birthday cake a button a cute little button for me i was involved in this too i should get some

of that too oh yeah that was a flower soup oh yeah let me get a cupcake hey hey i provided the sneaker parks has

been with mr so much that's true why y'all ain't getting me and park something then hey i provided

the sneakers [ __ ] i'm on here too i'm in the credits oh [ __ ] ice name is on the credits that's right cool music oh

so it's on youtube these are flowers go boil the water man get the truck going

i don't even think i liked you around movie music 4. we wasn't even talking damn man follow

your lead we wasn't even talking there man stupid ass so you listen to the tape

oh yeah i ditched this on the tape [Laughter]

mic check mic check no someone happy anniversary to me

happy anniversary [Applause]

[ __ ] out of here to you

we can't get a song it's our anniversary 11 years

10 year old 11 years ago man we did that 11 years ago man this

was i

just sounds like a guy in pain why are you starting your tape like this let's start with a whisper

this guy is crazy see this is why i don't listen to joe budden music man i told him i'll analyze

this [ __ ] to death to pieces this is good move music weather though oh no yeah yeah we got rainy west my flight

was delayed happy moon music 4 day yo i might have been a few years too

early man why you say that too early and too late one of the ones

i'm something i'm one of them two black oh yeah you know come on ish

i'm listening go call my son you do that [ __ ] over there no

dog stop you want to be ishan bad stop you don't even know what i'm saying

something positive no i'm not an activist i'm serious dog if you would have been white

you would have been the biggest rap artist ever that that's probably true i'm telling you white people was [ __ ] with the

mentors white people suicidal cool [ __ ] back in the day

white people love that [ __ ] all right you think i'm playing you got to am i lying

thank you all right i'll just take white people was in i'm sure there was a compliment in there psychiatrist laying

a long time ago black people was figuring it out white people was like i want to lay on the couch you would have been the man

15 years ago you talking all this crazy [ __ ] you would have been the man

what's wrong with this guy okay look at the flowers

[Music] i'm saying i was a little too early and i don't want this to come off the wrong

way but we didn't it wasn't so mental health wasn't such a

wasn't so much at the forefront i guess in 2010 mm-hmm didn't feel like that especially

i think today is i think today we need more of that more so than ever i guess that's why i say that yeah even if not

from me just from people and it's out there so no i think i think it's way more accepted today

right i think it's moving along for sure but absolutely all jokes aside we were silly before but in a black community

that wasn't something it was frowned upon yeah that wasn't something in our community whereas white people were way more accepting of that

you know what i'm saying like so you would have been white back then they'd have been relating they'd have been pray for joe what are

the whites the whites were related i know that's true

i know and that was your favorite how these shows look like and that was your fan base the white house was a weirdo

[Music]

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[ __ ] had to put them on behind that one you heard him wait hey say ball how old was you like 12

yeah that's crazy um right there god damn it

we're going to get to a pot at some point but i'm getting this sad [ __ ] no no you got you this is your flowers

do this what me playing my own record yes yes that's my flowers

flowers who invented that nori did that oh kanye did that yeah [ __ ] they flowers always told you remember

y'all man shout out to the step daddies out there shout out to all the beautiful ladies

how i ever got a girlfriend is beyond me with this stuff honestly hey

this is a wild record yo this is crazy this is nice

this is this needs to be brought back into the game i've never seen no one do no [ __ ] like never yeah that's hard why

didn't you was all to fade for that i'm sorry you think so yeah hell yes wait

what yeah wow what you mean [ __ ] this record is talking about step

dad [ __ ] no it's talking to the step yeah like yo you're gonna have to take the l

i can't give you yours i'm taking your family [ __ ] no you know that was just a little kid i know i know

[ __ ] family is taking all the time and a rapper

you gave your family away i listen i i understand he still would have to catch

a fade yeah see how he bring the my song [ __ ] into everything get out of here

[ __ ] talk about fighting the [ __ ] huh my son don't talk about fighting he peace no i'm talking about ice saying

you gotta get a fade yes for doing what for being a good step dad yeah

thank you my [ __ ] [ __ ] talk about i would think so yeah okay it don't work that way

it don't work that way [ __ ] don't be trying to hit that right yeah but as men

mature and maybe they don't have these conversations frequently but you be

happy when you should be you should be happy [ __ ] ain't happy i don't i think i think that's the convert

i think it's the flip i think men will appreciate when a dude stepped in and did a good job for their

kid i don't think men be beefing with the dude i'm talking about mature yeah oh no

man i don't even immature men down deep and down inside you got to say yo this [ __ ]

did a good job my kid came out fam great dudes the women might be like [ __ ] that

[ __ ] you know what i'm saying i think the dudes don't necessarily you're giving [ __ ] a lot into that i am that's what you're doing you give [ __ ]

a lot baby but those in a minute i'm talking about i don't know anymore i don't know anything that would be tight at the next

duel for raising their kids in a good manner well no but not even brain just beating just being a good man

yeah not even raising them but being understanding y'all i'm saying an immature [ __ ] hear what you said on this record and the way you said it

[ __ ] and i gotta hear it no no no yo i'll take it a step further than that i'd be glad when something when when

well let me not say me and personalize it but some mature men also be glad when like

your ex don't date idiots after you yeah like i'd be grateful for stuff like that

yeah yeah yeah so why did like the internet be trying to climb [ __ ] yeah that's just moving on i'm

like thank you yeah hooray thank you you happy girl let's go

like i said that's maturity though well again i'm speaking there's a lot of immature people out there a lot

it happens more than we [ __ ] get killed i know but we should tell we should tell them they just get killed but we should tell them the mature way

to do it like we shouldn't we shouldn't just enforce or reinforce

our sick stigmas already like yo i gotta pull up that [ __ ] alison and get it on with him if dog if he's being positive

check this out i'll put myself in a situation ex-girlfriend of mine even the move

music look what it is ex-ex-girlfriend of mine had a child

we together dude her son's father not [ __ ] not helping out

y'all know how i am with kids i'm doing i'm daddy

that [ __ ] had a problem with that yo you got another [ __ ] around my son there's [ __ ] that think that

no matter what that is that's what i'm saying so i'm saying from that perspective a [ __ ] hear you saying all

of this he's gonna want to see you over there time out i had to beef with this [ __ ] this is where the real woman says yeah

[ __ ] you ain't trying to be around him i agree with you fight over at that point i wouldn't want her to say that but that's going to

escalate how i wonder what's going to escalate that's going to escalate let's handle him a bit

more he's clearly got some emotional issues or something because i'm just because i'm just saying

but look at what it is but that's what a good dude would will do a good do to

even help her with how to navigate some of those rocky they should because it's

emotional over there it's emotional you sitting back with the objective i just yeah now you seeing your partner act in a way

that maybe she don't even norm typically is like oh you're out of character he gets you all right like that happens i understand what you're

saying that's all i was saying i i think it's dumb i got a strict no-nigger policy

what you mean [Laughter] what do you mean

you can't have that though what you mean i'm lost man you you

saying oh kobe coming off of this song you said you have a no-nigger policy right

i'm telling you you can't have that you can't have that now i know what you mean not after making that song no no it's not in life

he can't have that you can have stipulations on it like yo i need to meet the dude i need to interview the

[ __ ] and hold it and let's see okay i think i ain't even gonna say interview because that was a hard verb

let me go all right i think i get what y'all are saying so let me clarify myself

i think that we her and i have that same understanding because our

child is so young cool perfect like that i understand that is our team decision to say and that's fine

this child is young that's totally different then yeah but it's not just a [ __ ]

that's not your no [ __ ] policy i just said something no you're funny

funny you all made it my song no no

i can't have one if she ain't got it with me there you go that's why i said you can't have that that's what y'all oh

oh wait yeah i didn't think i was saying that that's how it sounded fam there's a lot of [ __ ] with a no [ __ ] police

y'all know my history i don't know what i went through y'all know what i went through yeah it's all moon music too

go look it up [ __ ] try it say someone want to trade little mixtapes too god damn it

my kids with all the business okay

i should call him right now tell him he got one more time to [ __ ] put i love my mom so much ryman wanted every

[ __ ] covers mom mom i know you do the same [ __ ]

no don't do that yeah fam this is us you talking to yeah yeah

all of us don't mean you [ __ ] with your father though yeah you do but don't do that though yeah

listen to what he's just you're a mama's boy [ __ ] thomas boy oh my god you

why are y'all serious are y'all pardoning me i'm so we're serious we both wait

i'm not a mama's boy you speak to your mother every single day thank the lord

no no listen thank the lord your mother is your first beautiful thing yo your mother is the first person you

call with a problem there you go [ __ ]

boy i don't know influenced by or attached to his mother

don't tell me the white man definition of some [ __ ] see because i i i read these and read it

differently who wasn't they moving the goalposts not excessively influenced by their mother

not everybody's not everybody not everybody nor attacking my mama

what are the characteristics of a mama's boy pull that up where's the thing hold on that's hilarious

i'm calling my mom hello hello mom

i'm starting this podcast and ish and ice and parks i think i'm a

mama's boy uh why because

i want to repeat i said the same thing i said why do y'all think that i want to see what her initial response she said

why she's asking a question so give her the answer that y'all just gave

so now everybody shook my no they what they said was we speak every day and you're the first person i come to

with a problem and then i said i'm calling my mother ho ho ho miss faye

so then we pulled up what are the characteristics of a mama's boy and what was that go to number one

scream man

you call your mother every single day that's the number one go down dumbest thing hold on that's just one that's

dumb just one number two no matter how old it is from buzzfeed yes

the definitive source i think you podcast guys are being pretty ridiculous

there's nothing wrong with being about that no no no no no no let me let me explain a couple of things

apparently y'all are not up on mama's boy should be up on so maybe i need to

um to help you all some out some okay first of all i talk to both of my sons

every day okay that's one both mama's killed you gotta have two mamas

okay but let me tell you if you if you get in touch with the number of people

that died in the past two years you y'all got to be out of your mind

his parents are of a certain age okay we're fortunate enough to still be

here he's grateful both my sons are grateful i don't let them have to read y'all on the party you already are

not but they smarter than this [ __ ] they send me a search but no but wait a minute because i have more unfortunately

no no mother and father is intelligent enough

to have answers for him when there is an issue oh that part keep keep going that part

yeah that part so keep going no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no but you may keep going period i thought i mean i could go on and on

y'all need more she could go on and on and on she's talking to y'all not me

everything she said yes it's true you you're still a mama's boy though it's not wrong there's nothing wrong with it

i'm saying that like it's a bad

if a mama's boy is a man that loves and respects his mother okay call him what you want

y'all's not ready for me yeah

love you mom love you bye

all right i'll turn it off since i said that uh that make people want to fight there now that we got that out the way

what episode is this 483 welcome to episode 483 of the joe

budden podcast i'm your humble grateful gracious and highly favored or lowly favorite host

depending on who you guys are speaking to out there uh joe budden here with a few really cool dudes parks is here uh

ish is here ice is here we got the young boys in video village sorry that that was the extra long

extra long intro but some of y'all are used to that by now has anybody doing has anybody

feeling how's they by mental health mental's health mental health someone's got mentals yeah

how's your mental health my mental health is strong strong i'm good how's your weekend it was cool i went to a

bunch of family [ __ ] after the podcast on friday that i did not know i had to go to and then uh that's the best oh my

god wait what do you mean we got to do this yeah i'm like she told me like a month ago about it

she's like i'm just going to go there straight from work and then she's outside like yo we're going to go to this thing right like what that thing kind of had plans

ago yeah so i went to a birthday party and a baby shower after the podcast got home about two in the morning excuse me

awesome partying stuff yeah you so ignorant dog

go ahead my god never get yo nah but that's actually some real [ __ ] is after the wedding's marriage no after

the wedding now you're obligated to go to everybody that came to your [ __ ] [ __ ] oh

i'm learning that no i'm learning this yes you are because they had enough respect and decency and modify their schedule to

come to your [ __ ] i'm not doing that i'm not subscribing to that i know some

of these rules that we just make up yo you came to my [ __ ] that was good looking out absolutely says that [ __ ]

that never helped nobody move in before i'm not that's another yo y'all paid me out to be like a monster you said it you

definitely said that because it's a fact and then it was like they said it like crazy

move out don't call me are you kidding me i got a bad foot now i feel my other

foot being bad it rained my bones hurt i could feel my future knee replacements

my lower back i'm seeing a damn stretch doctor getting [ __ ] all over like what do you want me to do no i'm not moving

nobody have a box no i'm [ __ ] get the light box no no no no no hey look at you yeah you want to lift one of these

but wait but this is where the conversation got funny yeah i mean yo that's not fair what we then learned

was ish do i know where you live no no i don't know where corey lives

liv say vaughn still won't invite us to his house we only work in parks

that's true like i i don't think dudes really i don't know too much about my male friends

and i only keep trying to invent games to get y'all to share i create business trying to get us to

get to know each other that's all this whole podcast [ __ ] let's just learn these things

i don't know [ __ ] about what do you know about your guy friends it depends

nothing nah that's not true it depends on nothing families listen your weekend was good that was

your weekend it was cool work really quick i

[Applause]

it's all digital now it's some new [ __ ] this is i was like no animals none pc it's gotta be pc bro

they had dogs and horses [ __ ] with that you seen a dog at the circus it was like

[ __ ] it was poodles

ish i'm 41 years old i'm asking you no no the circus was real it was real

murderers back then murderers i was like yo why don't you see those

elephants well hold up let's not leave this yourself what the white people did to

the [ __ ] world the whale at sea world right they put them in the big fish tank for all our viewing entertainment [ __ ]

was sitting there dying we just watched them die hey come see this guy die yeah

right i'm lost you saw what the white dude what they did at jurassic park they tried to [ __ ] they tried to uh

that was a colonized movie man okay you see what steve irwin did what

he did okay you know what sigma in four six six minutes

i was just eating up to the bunch you know what sixth reading roy did i know you've seen that doc i know you've

seen that doc tiger kittens you've seen that one too tiger king you've seen that and not to be doc guy boy you white

people are creative with these scams i learned so much watching bad sport bad

sport on netflix i'm tossing right back to you guys uh bad sport on netflix looks like some just some real stupid

[ __ ] but boy i love how they put that together and in there they got into uh horse what it's called when the horses

are jolly and a question whatever that is

they got into some of that and the dirty business behind what they're doing in the horses

the white people are killing the horses for insurance money

rest some peace horses oh because now their shorts are some of the horses and if you buy a bad horse like you spend

150 200 on a horse see the horse underperforms or whatever now the horse is more valuable dead they run in

schemes they found out a way to elect electrocute the horse without the without the uh the coroner without the

coroner finding out it was good but anyway so yeah the circus so the circus should be no more

they're smart no look

drugs wait wait wait i was with you like right

up to there what that was our little scam why they let us get our [ __ ] off yo they wouldn't give us

drugs they got horses they got to uh they got insurance they got all the scams they

got everything so we get some we couldn't drink a little bit of doping a little bit of drugs man hey heist you did not go there

and watch that that dog no that's what they pulled out nice

don't put this episode out without putting these dogs on the screen did the same [ __ ] go get your money back

that ain't no circus oh that's the circus now

and then they had of course the the you know the acrobats and [ __ ] that was ill but i i lost me with the

dogs yo it used to be like 100 [ __ ] getting in the in the volkswagen yeah like all of that was the

circus i was so glad that that's a dog showdown climbing the gate

they had the one dog on his [ __ ] front legs walking around like what the [ __ ] is this i could do that oh man but

nah the circus it was cool um no i ain't i ain't gonna hold y'all this is gonna sound insensitive yeah don't say it oh

[ __ ] but i had a haggy morning so i'm just here to get it out i'm an animal lover

so i'm always happy when that when that lion bit the [ __ ] out

you know we get to the end of the dark y'all showing me these two white dudes torturing animals and making them

they got to that climactic scene they slowed the music down put the titans don't get into the tigers mood

they started talking about his whole morning and when you start thinking about his it

boy was i happy hey they finished lloyd tore him up i

was just clapping in bed [ __ ] yeah evil ass white he started talking about the tigers morning hey the tiger

made him put some respect on his name then they started doing doing larry king and all that stuff oh no yeah he was

just that was yeah i know i know hey you know what what's up y'all says his wife got on his nerves

tiger king turkey king tiger king my name is

you're showing me angry tigers

that are not where they're supposed to be by the way they're in [ __ ] wisconsin

i saw that and said yeah i don't think them [ __ ] is in the best mood so when it got to the end

and they beefing with each other i was like wait what's dude named steve right uh the main dude yeah joe exotic

joe exotic he's steve irwin steve now he just looked like a steve

why are you stephen but uh yeah when he started beefing with shorty but she had like the angrier pain

like [ __ ] you didn't you didn't think your way out of that then they said oh no

we're still looking for such and such we think the tiger ate the lion who thinks she fed him to the lion

[ __ ] i said no [ __ ] no you don't think oh that's what happened that is exactly what happened yeah buddy

yeah buddy oh all right so you had fun looking at the little poodles

everything else was fun though baby girl had a good time so that's all that's all that matters good girl you

already bring your door that was your dick

look at me i'm a freaky sound [ __ ] say come on babe i'm gonna freak the game this weekend

drop the babies i'm talking about taking you to the circus

oh yeah it was fun well that was the longest podcasting show in the world how's dc man oh [ __ ] we still now

finally went to the what was it called lights out no it wasn't the lights out first it was just her it was just a hershey it was just her her performance

no but no openness or nothing no no there had to be an opener and i loved oh it's oh tony

okay okay okay but no i was i was there he was there to see her and her did what her does

every time really good show really good show pac pack crowded really big venue it looked

like what i don't know what venue that was it had to be anthony had to be five i've never heard of it it had to be five

thousand people in there yes the anthem she packed she packed that out um anytime she's performing nearby me i'm

going i don't blame you and i'm available like she's one of them that band it's not just her it's her

band too okay i have to say that i have to say that round of applause to all of those musicians

and that musician musicianship that was on that stage

it was amazing i had a real good time happy i went i'm too glad to fight with united to come home yeah well

but that was great and i just be forgetting i ain't been i ain't been to dc in a while so dc just feels good

feels good to be in i always i always see you know i'm seeing tall black men in suits just helpful polite

um it was not very nice dc is one of them cities it is absolutely yeah for me it

is for blacks too dc's of them cities yeah it shows you a chocolate city progressive black population

but why is dc united state i think they they're right they applied

working towards that plot dc statehood you know why i don't gotta throw in parties you wanna be serious are you

joking there's a reason behind it come on i know come on mike

but that's why when y'all said chocolate city now i think of it too every time i go dc i think it out when i

start seeing all these beautiful black people i'm like there's a reason why i've seen this state

you call me nobody

puerto rico that's why you think puerto rico too oh where are you

wait why do you think teach me not good i really would like to know i don't know if there's a real reason i

would love to know it's cool it's cool no break it down you don't want to tell us

i hate to be this guy and i'm never calling google oh oh god

no this is better than google who's that pop

there's a real reason behind no you want to tell us i know i know what i believe the reason to be pleasing and you ain't

want to tell me yours yes pop

hey what's up what's going on this is your son we're live on the air oh man

they love they loved you so much last time they wanted you to get your own show so yeah but listen to this because

i don't want it i don't want to bother you too long all right ish

well i mean i mean it's nothing why isn't dc a state

why isn't dc a state ah so it's a district it's a district

this is columbia but the the real reason yes the truth is yes thank you it's because it's because if it became a

state it would be two more senators for the democrats and they're never gonna let that happen

and that's a shame because the district of columbia has more people in it than

idaho wyoming montana all these states that has two

uh uh republican representatives coming from the state and district columbia has more people

than all those states almost combined so the republicans will never let dc become

a state and right now if manson would act right and that other lady from arizona

the democrats have the power to do a lot of things including making washington d.c a state and therefore we would get

too much democrat senators and things would be more balanced majority of black city too or black yeah

yeah because oh yeah and yeah and one another is 75 percent black you know and

minority so that's automatically two more democratic states but what's important for everybody to

know joey is that like uh 12 12 senate seats that's owned

by the republicans or or yeah about 12 seats

california the state of california has more people than all 12 of those states together and california only gets uh a

two senate seats so so you know it uh the constitution is wrong

all right the system is broken the system is broke

the system is broke the constitution was made by some white men in a different church

we're going to be broke we're going to

pop i love you i'll call you later man all right got you man all right oh man see my pop is the real my song

i'm playing around with it y'all didn't hear how he was sleepy but got real passionate quick

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yeah that's where we're going well what else is there to start with we've discussed step fathering

lions circus circus flying tigers and bears

yep shitty they could be sometimes but let

me chill because i see where they're putting some of the money back and i've seen some of these united polaris

lounge now [ __ ] is that the polaris lounge

i don't need to know you got it i'm sorry i still fly commercial no it is coming coach that's commercial

oh you can't get in the polar yeah i can't get in there i don't even know where that's at you can't even get any other little oh

you got global injury no all right you know worldwide just no just checking um meek yeah where else

where else are we going to start yo this wallet question is bugging me in my head

about his vocals on his album and how they were mixed if they were mixed differently no because i feel like that's a damn

personal question he just dropped his album like y'all love y'all i'm saying

if somebody called my phone while i was that busy and say yo dawg i was wondering i heard your voice on the

album was it fam yo i would hang up on dude so fast i'm not gonna do that though i'm i'm more considerate

and he'd have bars coming i'm weird what are you talking about way more you're not saying i'm rude i think i'm the last

considerate person left on the planet huh ice you're pretty considerate you all got mad

in here yo you don't man you're pretty considerate you're like yeah i'm not talking about sweet people

like ice is sweet i ain't sweet either i'm mature

because that's what i need maturities to come back [ __ ] i ain't sweet [ __ ] i'm not saying it as an insult silly oh

i'm saying he just called you silly too like oh my goodness i don't understand how you think you on ice are the two most

considerate [ __ ] that [ __ ] me up

ice will tell [ __ ] yo that [ __ ] is trash that's not considered that sounds gonna do it yeah it has nothing to do with

consideration no no for the person's artistry feelings nothing that's a real good 18 point you

just made nothing oh no no that counts but that was real debate team is [ __ ] we don't care [ __ ] we had a

pod that was a good match you know what we're saying shut up in real life uh irl

i just learned what that meant was clubhouse [ __ ] no you [ __ ] me i had to figure it out that wasn't club

out people was texting that stuff that's why i listen i don't i listen i can't [ __ ] with the young girls no

more because i don't know what they even saying to me yes

they don't even write any words no no yeah they got me doing it at rfr [ __ ] i

could just type for real nah i knew i knew nothing wrong with that i knew he was old when they started

shortening up the word u now it's just y u like they took the o it's already three letters no i just

write you yeah i can see if you just put the letter i'm calling that that looks like that looks like i'm less of a man though i don't like that you yes just

the you why why you i don't

it's just one letter yeah but the kids i put you oh not speaking to the kids real quick

i meant to bring this up during the circus talk i completely underestimated tick-tock

this [ __ ] is different let's just crack dawg they what they did in there was played the music that i guess all the

kids are making the tick tock videos from uh-huh at the circus [ __ ] it went i had never seen

walked out there and started performing psa yo can we stop calling whatever you

attended the circus please yeah what is this is not the circus

oh no joe it's the new farm

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y'all not feeling me they don't feel it's the young boy room oh man it's them y'all don't see how

when we stop recording y'all go back there and have a blast why y'all think that is cause the young boy's entertaining no

the young boys are selfless they're knowledgeable [ __ ] there's a circus back i'm not [ __ ] on my young guys

y'all know i knew i was old he living vicariously through them now people that's what i'm doing people people

facetime me i don't look at them like i'm looking at me and now i notice that the front is like it's gray now too

like that [ __ ] happened fast my barber is sending me pictures from

two years ago saying dawg it's not a gray inside look at this she got graves too my [ __ ]

we got graves but you got them from like computer viruses and [ __ ] i got them from a daughter and a girlfriend

you ain't had great before that yeah i'm playing oh yeah yeah yeah mad gray yeah

and looking at your [ __ ] now it looks like the relationship between you and your barber is completely going awry

yeah it looked like your dog look at him yo there's no shame now coming up i'm not looking at another man's beard there's

no shave november coming i'm just getting an early jump lineup see i'm just getting early jump no shave

in november yeah i dare you [ __ ] that's what you do in november i wouldn't know yo y'all subscribe to a

lot of american [ __ ] so oh i'm in america

no shave november november why am i doing that what's that other [ __ ] y'all trying to

get me to do what is it lent

catholicism so i don't know you give up something for a month right say that again

no i'm not yeah

don't say isn't it to me ever again now what was you saying

what is he talking about right now he's amazing i'm just going to move on come on you're not going to tell us i'm not

trying to have a religious conversation so what i just said was bad i didn't edit

it out but you were saying what about tick-tock this [ __ ] is crazy which is crap but why the linters always tell we right back to

the clinton cause i'm not talking about colloquialism or whatever whatever you just said

i'm not talking about that i'm talking about the people that text your phone or the people that are

in your life that are just or tweeting or that [ __ ] with you that are just volunteering or

offering up what they're giving up who they are catholic you absolutely not

bartenders

you know what i'm talking about yo move on me let me do this come on i'm done i'm done i'm done stupid the linters

remind me of the almond milkers when they first came out we discussed that on the spot so i don't have to ski but they were just real arrogant

it was a couple of it was arrogant crossfit the linters just doing it talking about

these are annoying you know who in there now is the ants yeah they're in there now yeah yeah

all right well he gave up for little royalties

they gonna [ __ ] you all up in philly oh [ __ ] you said give him his royalties

oh man you have to repeat it man i love philly

young boys meek mill says

and read it word for word too and i quote i want to start with i love meek

i love him sorry he won me over why would you not i love when he come on twitter and tweet

yeah yeah i used to hate it when he was summoning the barbs on me but now

now we got all that squared away i like when he just comes on twitter and

just says some [ __ ] he shouldn't say on there he does that a lot a whole lot bro a lot i think we could do it i swear

he's doing it this is like he's still in 2009 they're 20 20 he's having fun he's

that dude yo i got to give it to him this is great you know how many times i just want to go to twitter with something that i should not go to

twitter with and i don't do it cause i just don't i like that he does this

so i this is what he said i haven't get paid

i don't care i don't care i don't care that peop

i haven't get paid for music

and i don't know how much money labels make off me i need lawyers

asap why does it sound like this when you read it out loud

it didn't sound like this when i read

but boy the community oh no wait then he continues

he says ask the record label question mark how much have you spent on me as an

artist then you ask how much have you made off me as an artist well as an artist

i'm about to make my record deal public by monday just to let the world see what these

people are on let's choose that and when i read that i said i know you were well you ain't

no you ain't i said [ __ ] guess who gonna be up first things monday morning all day

nothing to do hit refresh no no right here i'm waiting for waiting for a contractor y'all can't

get me with that no more dog hey tory lanez a year and a half ago dog dog

and one day we'll we'll revisit this tory later try to buy a cbs boy

he tried to buy nbc land [ __ ] left in his scope and life went crazy

new job nobody talks about that i should get more sleep before i do this part i

shouldn't go to a concert and have fun and then try to land really turned up at the her concert yes yes i

did and didn't bag her didn't even see her i was squared away i

ain't really it wasn't a thought dc trip i missed those i missed those those were fun now this

is where i'm grown and mature i got to dc and i did get the option

as soon as i got there you know swollen numbers from out there sure uh

some ladies friends out there sure and this is the problem with maturing

can't fund anymore the fun girls hit you with the fun yeah stand you read it

and be like so funny i'm cool you'll be wanting to chill sorry though you'll be one other

because they fun don't stop what that's fine as you are you're not getting me out this bed or

this hotel to come to [ __ ] brunch turn up ozil while trey songz is

hosting and they ain't gonna be the only stop that's why i don't go out with young people yeah and when you tell me trey

songz was hosting an ozio i immediately pant back to my glory days

in dc i imagine that to be like kind of the time that was in there that night

and i didn't want i feel like no we the olds should boycott of brunch you know how sexy the

hotel room is to me today like honestly by yourself by yourself and i'm sheets like you're

feeling like heaven come on four seasons come on yeah i'm gonna stop it i don't know what down they put in that pillow

i tried to put it in my bag though but it was a sham [Laughter]

you ever tried to steal some [ __ ] and it don't fit i stole a whole blanket from the hotel one time on the slaughterhouse

tour that blanket felt [ __ ] you know i asked them i saw towel that's all-time [ __ ] from hotels

yo i really lived i just wanted it so you never stole some [ __ ] just

from the hotel anywhere anywhere just to do it in life

i used to be a booster yo what's wrong oh my god oh my god here we go we learned a [ __ ] about our

friends oh he started drinking over the weekend oh [ __ ] what is in that red bulls i thought it was diet

it was guys craziness allegedly of course yo all right moving right now i steal the search because they put it right there

that's my way of bucking the system don't [ __ ] [ __ ] good ass product placement it was so good i put it in my

pocket and placed it i placed your product your product placement was so great i don't even use

search uh i spoke my first cigarette i hate searching product placement put the cigarettes right at the end of the grocery line

i'll snatch some [ __ ] just because the [ __ ] behind there uh ain't really doing his job the greatest oh you ain't seen

me put these 10 lighters in my pocket okay i'm out then and i'm doing that just because of y'all

mark up on lighters what y'all doing out there is crazy in america go to the gas station and check the price on lighters

no everything oh i said everything is hot dog i know but lighters

you got to y'all need them all you smoking [ __ ] what you gonna do

rub some sticks it cost me 10 cents how's your car motoring i'll do whatever that's doing

yeah you ain't gonna get you ain't gonna get your [ __ ] spider you go you go there

it's pure laziness too if you're late you go there you buy a lighter the [ __ ] dude in the bed i'd be four dollars 76 cents

i got one it's one of those yeah what the [ __ ] you doing it wasn't a pack

you get the [ __ ] one for like a dollar though but that [ __ ] breaks as soon as you use it but this is why it's just pure laziness and americanized

[ __ ] the same dude gonna take his ass to the supermarket buy everything he need from the house and right at that

register you know what you're gonna see packs of lighters the lighters yeah it will never fail but sheep they need like

10 for two dollars or some [ __ ] and you don't get them [ __ ] they don't get them i don't get

them talking about it come on me it's all about [ __ ] lighters right now jesus meek

react tossing into you guys you should get a lawyer that's a joke i don't know i don't think me don't have

a lawyer i don't think that's what i'm saying that's why i said i don't think he's serious i think i think it's a little bit of

seriousness and a little bit of jokes like he might really be getting [ __ ] by the label or feel as though he can

[ __ ] by the label someone put in the public and then him saying i need lawyers is the jokey part because he definitely has access to lawyers he

probably he's a multi-millionaire he got access to i think meek is frustrated and took his frustration out and threw

some some jokey jokes in there to try to i would agree with that balance that out but he's far i think meek wants to be

one of the bosses

uh the worker contract you gotta finish up his contract or we're not gonna let you finish it up

maybe maybe i've been trying to get out of it what label is he talking about first of all that's a good question because he's

that's the one i couldn't figure out he signed atlantic in maybach is he still assigned to mmg

is that he still exists okay so i'm listening

so we think he's talking to atlantic or is

you're not talking to both he could be talking to mmg i don't believe i don't i don't believe him tie it back into someone say that i don't

believe him to be talking to both because the artists are never talking to both like when uzi did that same [ __ ]

not too long ago it was that way and you're underwater white

manager so you're talking to them too no you know no those is people yeah he

ain't talking to them that's that they don't want to wait and got him out of that that's who paint the beautiful that's who helped paint the picture well

for ticket is his tweets at face value mmg right yes because he's signing and

now you factor in [ __ ] the rumors and you know didn't let ross in his birthday party

you know joe's been asking for the longest what's going on between the two of them it's been seeming like there's something happening there so you fight

and i never and i never dig deeper into that because i don't like to be yeah yeah right like you left it alone people

[ __ ] play out and this this could be it playing out but there are questions that i ask like

[ __ ] uh was miko on wales album i didn't remember hearing it he wasn't

he wasn't was wally on mix album yeah right um no no i don't think so no i don't recall

no was ross on either the roster

was gross on me if ross is not on me then i'm gonna certainly start my energy

is not on me i don't remember him being on it no he's a trackless he's not gonna mix up

and me just had a show um a couple nights ago at the garden

meek mill and friends were there any mmg people at that show i didn't go any raw city meek i didn't

watch it could be something there or it could be nothing i heard it was lit i heard it was a great show i heard shows though

and all i'm gonna do is here cause i wouldn't have been there for it i'm scared of rap concerts

certain ones no i'm scared of all them most of them thirty and under let's get them under 30

and under the 30 and under crowd i'm cool he over 30 34 audience [Laughter]

32 and a half and under i'm staying my old ass home yeah i go to the old head concerts all

day though i'm spoiled from all this [ __ ] to be honest with you man ever since they started streaming concerts and [ __ ] i don't want to go to those

either now i want to watch it on title oh no i want to go to certain concerts like when we went to that version that

[ __ ] was dope that was like i was so happy you went to that versus that was a dope ass feeling you felt the music you

felt the energy go to the other one all that was hot i'm a war for what oh second i'm sure yeah i'm going to war

with my war i'm going to the warface mine i'm a war for everything that's mined all ruthless vibes

i'm not going to get ahead of the pack on this one i got thoughts yeah i do too it's going to play out sorry this is a

this is a step putting it out there like this yeah like i i i commented when he tweeted i

retweeted and said wow expensive pain but um somebody's like oh this is why the rappers hate you and i said well

dude no i love put this information out there though like so yeah people we don't know this if you don't put that

out and then oh man maybe patreon but our patreon episodes get out now

yeah if it goes on the internet it's getting out period there's some hip-hop rumors that

never that these hip-hop stories that never become public fodder

as well there's some of them that are so intense

that and we respect the individuals enough that you kind of keep quiet on it

[ __ ] the cold puff story that cole talked about remember when that one broke yeah mom's the word uh-huh

a few more incidents like that i can remember where moms was the word

that [ __ ] he just had that i won't say that [ __ ] that it say right there mom's the word mom's the word and i don't think we'll

ever hear about some of those things i mean but that's good though it's in-house [ __ ] i think it should be handled in the house i

think so too you know what i'm saying like i think it should be handled in the house i think that artists kind of get mad though when you put some [ __ ] out

for the for the and this is what i'm learning in this in this space like this is the reason i shot away from

entertainment space period because i watch my friends that are in it go through mad [ __ ] right

i don't feel like dealing with that my [ __ ] you'll be punching people in their face so you don't have a skin for it because

they they can get under your skin if you allow them to yeah but because but you gotta you gotta it's a fine line between

disrespect and fandom it ain't even that fine to be honest these [ __ ] across the line all the

time so you know what i'm saying like nobody don't want to deal with that but again certain [ __ ] but when you put it out

there for the wolves they're gonna rush to it so you can't really blame them when they rush to it because you do the

[ __ ] out there for them to feed off right so i i think that that's what i say about this and these but i would

never comment on this like that though you know what i'm saying that's their business i wouldn't like this [ __ ] that you'll be doing on twitter that's not

necessarily me i wouldn't do that because i don't want to be one of the wolves you get i'm saying like i don't

want to be one of them [ __ ] that be doing that [ __ ] but um i know i i i think i wouldn't put my

personal business out whatever i got going on with the label i would just keep it behind closed doors and deal with the label directly

without will hold up now ish excuse me what if he's been and we don't know i'm

just asking tossing a question what if he's been trying to do that and this is his way of kind of gaining

some like leverage yeah you get what i'm saying like because we've seen that we've seen you know we've seen wayne go

on there i went off this label with like we've seen artists where i tried it

this way but now i got to let [ __ ] know what you're doing true and it'll get some

traction yeah because it gets in public because that's what that's what i think he's doing here that's why i think he is talking directly to ross

because i ross is one that will keep his dirt or not even dirt but anything i keep it

in-house in-house at all times he's old school dude i like that i'll tell you one thing

that i've learned i've learned a few things this year i'm the only one that's just letting people out of contracts just on the

strength here go go have a blast get out i'm cool right if you're valuable

i'm not letting you out of [ __ ] it's two weeks not me i'm not saying it i feel you but it's two ways to look if you're valuable like deep

and i'm being speculative here i don't know nothing about and just situation if you if i made you valuable like i put

time and resources and [ __ ] into you to make you valuable that's what i'm saying so let me ask you a question how

can i just let you out all right cool you're here now go ahead i do it just for happiness so they call me the

captain people don't move that way they're calling me the capitalist all right but i'm gonna give you the anti-stance

if you saying that you made me valuable when do you turn your meter off

but i'm still putting into you why do i turn my meter off so let's say you stop putting into me technically

what at what point are we even is there ever am i is there ever i'm asking let me finish my question is there ever a

point where we even so great question you get what i'm saying so if you if you if you let's say hypothetically you got

me popping you put two million dollars behind me right you created the image you got me fresh

all right i put my arm around you you made let's say you made 20 mil uh-huh let's say you made 50 mil

when are we even when can you not throw the yo if it wasn't for me

you wouldn't be here around i don't even think is is there ever a time i don't really think that's part of it the the

throwing if it wasn't for me and my answer to that is never never so

the respect that i pay fab the respect that drake pays wayne

drake don't need to say yo i'm the best i might be greater than wayne i mean he don't ever need to do none of that what

he says is i'm not nowhere near nikki do it too i'm not me you know where

i need to be right now nikki takes so

every time i hear her speak now you i think you're talking about business monetary money that's what i

was trying to build business that's different that's different that's what i mean that's what i mean

like nikki paid homage to wayne like you you could tell like when she started talking about wayne dawg she

damned it'd be teary-eyed but look what i'm saying which is amazing huh what album is this from me is it five or six i think it's five

can we i think it's fine i i we think so too fact check back there but young so what i'm saying ish

monetary now we're not talking about nothing else respect all of that monetary if

putting money into the yeah there's a contract if i'm putting money into this i don't make my money back let's say i

didn't that's right or i just drew even but that's not really all right right but now

next album i got to put more into like this is how that works like all of this [ __ ] all the buses riding around with

that somebody paid for that you're missing my my question was at what point are we squared away when i

when you get all your money back when you get when the contract is fulfilled at that point you kind

what happens in a lot of cases is even when your contract don't get fulfilled or

you know you know you start talking options and stuff like that like yeah you got one more album but we're

not gonna let you have one you owe us one album but we're not gonna let that album come out until you re-up again

i've seen that move happen uh-huh yeah yeah it's your last album but i'm not gonna and

i let this album out you're out of your deal but i control when that album comes out so now in order for you to do that i

want you to sign for two more albums like it's a dirty game they play with them contracts

and what i will say again purely being speculative yes i know nothing about their situation yeah we're

talking about i'm just general music business yeah i'm just talking music [ __ ] but

i imagine that it i don't imagine it's true it's hard to keep you sustained

today off what sustained you yesterday so i mean boy this could look like a

tough spot where you know i poured into you i invested in you we spent a lot of time

together i helped develop you right and now you've grown right you've you've

grown to a place where those things that i provided or the

services i provided or what you just have to go you just got to open the cage and let the bird fly out

if you kind of understand what i'm saying and meek is showing you the rooms he's in

he's showing you what he's doing where he's trying to go and

she's rock nation yeah and he's on his fifth or sixth album one

of those five five even though i think that's something i remember what i'm saying dc4 was an album but you know

that's that tricky [ __ ] is the time where you say it's time to fly yo dawg what's up now he might may not

have said it in the best fashion but and i guess that's what you need lawyers

for the lawyers that you had you need lawyers for the lawyers you have yeah

okay if i'm speculating here i think i understand what's going on i think i know exactly what's going on

actually and i'm not going to say it all right i'm done with this well keisha cole jumped up oh my goodness i'm

not i'm not done with that yo just that fast i'm back i'm back i'm back in the game

so i'll i'll read what keisha cole said i love you kisha cole girl

i love her never received a check from any record label period but i just thought about that the other day there's

nothing wrong with obtaining audit attorneys so that you're aware of where every dollar went trust me a lot gets lost

sauce she's right about that yeah she's right absolutely and then she responded until she comes

back a day later and says oh i forgot jimmy ivan gave me 10 million dollars well i want to see where she said that

y'all got a okay i gotta i gotta see that with my eyes oh is that okay yeah all right hold on there they got it

cause i can read it to you well while you pull it up i'll read it please i did get 10 mil my bad

jimmy iving doug morris took care of me just never any after that

my money over the years come from songs i've written i do agree with the audit part though because i would like to get

one done for all my records as well i just don't want to leave that quote like that so sorry

yeah yeah somebody texted you she got the phone right here you forgot about that

so let me ask you somebody quickly remember

nothing yeah where we never talk about a artist who'll forget the events we got that and

that's what i was trying to say about the advanced part yeah yeah like people don't yeah you don't understand how

advances work a lot of times right and it was advanced so long ago you just

forgot it existed and you didn't yeah and you still owe that one so let me ask you a question you took another one

i don't know none of this me neither i ain't never got like 10 million dollars label gives you two million dollars

uh-huh all right that's your album budget that's your budget it's your budget correct right you gotta pay that back correct whatever you make no they

taking that back they're thinking about you all right so after they get their bread do they give you a breakdown of the allocation of

funds i'm asking you because i don't know yes they do yeah so they gave you two million then they'll show you yo out of

the two million dollars you bought in this many album sales and this is what we got we took back yeah they give you

accounting yes oh okay this is what triggered the old crew because i'm serious because you had to give you

accounting but if you don't like how the accounting lists then then it's in question yeah

like word family charging me 19 for aspirin that type of [ __ ] man when i saw some of

that account but this is 03 for me where you got to go back to music and 03 to

really that was insanity yeah you could not explain to me why so much money was being spent on things

video went into when it needed to go into overtime there used to be a charge and i don't

know if it still exists but there used to be a charge called breakage so when you ship 10 000 cds out some of them are going to

break they take that and they will leave a percentage for it just in case right yes guess what happened when they came out

with digital uh media they still was charging they were still giving you a breakage percentage that's great if i was corrupted [ __ ] is

mad at that

you have to be in the maze and bump into that wall to be like oh [ __ ] where are you [ __ ] what somebody had to tell you

right dog i wasn't nobody told me i was in a club with a devil jam artist

he had his i only it wasn't a manager i guess like a handler from the label or something go get him some singles got him 10 000

singles so i know the dude i'm like damn y'all giving it up like that over there that's

coming out his budget like everything that you don't even the artists don't even know that yeah

you just said yo give me some i'm in the club i'm here booked in this club to do a perform i'm you know a strip club to

do my little do my [ __ ] throw money whatever so i told you go get me some money you just charged me my own money without

me even knowing correct my my man told me into this in the early 2000s um

early 90s in like 90s uh remember virginia beach used to be popping back in the day like memorial

day and all that [ __ ] before right and and it's a group that we all love

rap group famous rap group and and their dude had them going up

they was at mcdonald's and had them [ __ ] going to mcdonald's one by one so he could take their receipt and write

who got what so that he could get a bread back like why would you want to be a part of

a business like that fam in 2002 when i came in i think i

think i got my deal to end the old one somewhere around here every and r had a card

uh-huh they don't do this no more i'm pretty certain they stopped this but

every a r had a card i'm pretty sure and ours for the most part now just count numbers so

that you just wipe your swipe for the artist whatever didn't [ __ ] matter

yeah that's crazy monica you stay at the mall come on swipe it up

i'm a creator it's album time so now it's album tell you who you want to work with you know what let me see what's up with scott storch all right cool let me

show you scott's storage prices okay yeah you just spent okay

you just bought two hundred thousand dollars worth of a niche jeans but wait no no your example no no wait now we got a good buster feature

oh lord that one was crazy but no back to my [ __ ] scott stewart scott scott you

work with scott storcher all right you got to go to miami you you're in miami works in miami that's where it's at now you got to get hotel you got to pick

some fly [ __ ] yeah now you got to stay out there for a little while oh he works on the spot

oh so you got to learn what this stuff means work on the spot

that's awesome till the rate come in right right you're paying for this now you're locked

in we're locking in for a week scott storch miami you're a circle house or something that's charging 250 an hour for the

studio and he's making the beat up on the spot it's gonna take him eight hours just to get the beat done imagine me as

a 24 year old never that i love scott stewart's round of applause friend of the show that's my guy that's my guy he

did three sides to a story he just didn't know he did it no scott was playing me see and that was

the problem with joe budden look at all the money i spent and look what i went to go make

right keys dark gloomy i was on [ __ ] out there that

ain't what we paid to go see you don't go see scott's doors for this yeah

was supposed to be my album oh my god if that album would have came out but i got caught in whatever that is but

yeah so now little music imagine man you remember look at that you remember that [ __ ] right i gotta find that record

but um imagine me as a 24 year old and this is me y'all know i ain't i ain't a dummy so imagine what they doing

to kids out here imagine me just trying to create looking at scott's dorch with every

chain in the world every watch i think he might have his jeweler come in for real

purchase and just look at [ __ ] and all the weed in the universe ounces ounces ounces i ain't smoking but it's ounces

right it's a movie in there yeah i hate that word but that is what it is at 24 years old and

you just see my key you can play whatever in the world you want yeah how as a creator how do you not say oh

we need a few extra days with him guess what we need to we need we need

yeah i guess this is before home studios and [ __ ] too so you didn't even have the option to just pull it up to his crib and

work the beat and then we'll go cut the vocals out of the studio well he would never

because you got to learn that's not really efficient for him to produce well that's true too it's not beneficial for him

in the studio hey he go home and make every beat in the world yeah there's [ __ ] come by do

whatever you want but business time you got to learn there's so much [ __ ] to learn no kid could ever know this stuff

you can never know this stuff until you go in there and see what's going on with this budget this department but that's where the

resentment lawyers scam right that's all the scams in the world that's just asian realizing the scams but that's where the

resentment comes from the resentment comes from yo y'all sold me on

we a team y'all sold me on i got your best interest at heart y'all sold me on i'm

looking out for you and you really not i tell you one thing i don't know meek

and ross's search contract situation but creatively ross did his job

ross did a job he did ross did what he was supposed to do we was over in slaughterhouse jealous

couldn't figure out how is ross doing that fam meek was with

in hustle yeah you know what i'm saying so even that you was you had you were signed somewhere before and nothing happened

everything not for nothing that might have caused something but to get out of but not just that t.i

was going through whatever he was going through at that time so we don't know how much grand hustle put behind me

nobody knows that but and i'm not even i'm not yeah no no no no no i didn't mean nothing but

i'm just no no i'm just saying that it took ross to take you to that level it took

everything that he did i think it was a combination also also also but not just ross because this this is what goes

without saying i mean never goes uh never gets said either not just ross

the best ross true peak you caught ross in the peak peak

climactic you're right smash it absolutely yes that's not just ross yep that's

teflon dom roy saying oh and by the way

i remember the first time i heard i'm a boss still we we we were setting up for a pool party we were setting up for a pool party in

total i was the guy running to the gas station to get the drinks or the ice or some [ __ ] i hopped in my escalade i bust that

left on bay ridge with the radio on because who knows why the radio was on listen to the radio at the time it was

just on and some [ __ ] came on and never that man i almost pulled over

and said nah what is this i heard this kid before yeah i

heard this kid before and he was jamming when i heard him it wasn't this but this

it wasn't this and then ross came on hey so many days you thought i was a lit and i was heated now and now i'm in the car

mad because look what somebody could do for you when they could do it for you

we gonna get in there and get this record we're gonna develop this record that beat sounded like them the hook sounded like them it sounded like ross

was supposed to perfectly come in where he came in oh and hey i'm about to go my boss man i'm a boss see [ __ ] like that

goes unstated we'll never talk [ __ ] ross is on the hook doing a back and forth with you is a new act from

philly dawg we up it's up he went up and he kept going up

mm-hmm they both did what they had to do so

everything you're saying is accurate i don't know i'm just throwing it out there

so let's just say but y'all just said the music business is shitty meek mills is a young [ __ ] from philly

don't have no bread no real bread uh-huh right he signs his name on the pizza it's mill not mills

that issue that was the thing new buttons

oh yeah edit go ahead yo but um you know man what the [ __ ] they're going to do never know yeah chill out coming over

here talking about contracts chill out for that [ __ ] let's just let's just edit let me retire go sell all the bootleg

music ones you want but nah um you should buy the backbone so he potentially signed something

that don't really have his best interests at heart okay you signed it out of desperation you don't have your best interest at heart five albums later

when you've grown and you're rich and you're in a room with every football owner in the world so that's my point so you didn't know what you were signing

and i'm looking at it and i'm looking at things differently not just that now potentially because we

don't know the particulars now i'm looking at it like yo you're a piece of [ __ ] i looked up to you like you had my

best interest at heart and now that i'm more knowledgeable and now that i got some information you didn't have my best

interest at heart or maybe i did have your best interests at heart i'm giving you my scenario maybe you didn't have my

best interests at heart i'm looking at the contract now that i know more and i'm tight

that's a possibility no yes you're right what you're saying i think it's i can have my best interests at heart now i

got it i've learned enough i've seen enough see sometimes and we as a community and a culture we paint these

things to be a bad thing so many times but i think it's great that he can now say i

learned some [ __ ] i know enough to do it now right that's what i love what i was trying to say now it's like not

necessarily you didn't have my best interests at heart but now i'm in a space where i can do it myself right i

don't necessarily need you anymore i want to be out from under you and you're not letting me possibly there's a beef

possible that's what that's what i thought it was you didn't have my best interest at heart it could be it could be either one you

know what i'm saying it could be either one it's easy to say that in hindsight though it's someone who made it absolutely you know what i'm saying like

it is i'm not disagreeing but what i'm saying from all of these industry

um entities if i'm if i am let's get rig rolls take names out of here if i am super popping

and i see a kid that is got some potential you put you bring them i'm not going to give him the most friendliest deal in

the entire world not disagree because i'm gonna shovel out a shitload of money and you don't even i don't know you

don't know if he's gonna pop ross had wale meek and pill at the same time when they

did that whole mmg [ __ ] we don't know he don't know what's going to work and what's not going to work indeed so this is all a risk at this

point right indeed and you're a businessman investment so i had to make sure

yeah i got to protect myself now when it pops and it fully works

then i get the person saying like all right i'm up now like yo you you i should be able to do x y and z

now well that's not how the contract works it wasn't to rob you or nothing but i just don't know we don't know you

get here so me tell you something y'all triggering me with all this [ __ ] no but i'm sure but everybody's smart enough to

say and this has been an argument since we were kids with the music business your your contract and they they have

enough attorneys they have enough no know what uh wherewithal to put in your contract that if you reach a certain

amount of success if you reach a certain amount of singles if you reach a certain amount of sales that your contract

shifts to this you can't say yo i didn't know that you was going to pop

we don't know we don't know you're going to pop we putting a [ __ ] ton of money behind you we could potentially lose you're explaining the unreachable

benchmark and that's the thing i know they put it in there but you don't know as an artist that is unreachable and you

don't know that they control it like you could be like yo if you reach goal you get this if you reach platinum

you get this you reach double triple quadruple now we got to come back to this now see the negotiation team now

the flip that that's fine when it works because the flip is that the flip side to that is you take let's take it off

the music real quick you take ricky williams contract with um his his rookie deal that he got through no limit sports

it was purely all incidents yeah if he hit them incentives then you're rich that is one of the best

contracts you sign because he don't hit him how do we review that contract today

it was a bad contract yesterday but it wasn't it wasn't it wasn't a good contract period what i'm saying is it's

good when it works it wasn't good if it worked it's good it's still not good because what you do is you take the

middle out right we got to be logical we got to be rational in business right

and this is where we fall short in america period right i remember when donald trump was running for president and everybody said

yo he's a great businessman because he was rich he wasn't a great businessman he's never been a great businessman you have people

that he's robbed all the way up his rich ladder when you are conducting good business it's you win and i win if i

gave you a product or service and you are happy with the price you paid that's good business

ricky williams could have produced on the field for the saints and got a quality amount of money at the same time

and that's good business it don't the money don't make it good business both parties happy at the end

of the day make it good business and in the music business we are seeing so many artists that are not happy

until they sign a third fourth fifth deal or until they get the independence they not happy we see an artist that

changed their stance because they happy when they first signed up they're not happy they desperate it's a difference

i've seen some happy i i've never seen anybody happy you was

happy at the moment you signed your deal because now you don't got to go home to the projects happy desperate or ignorant

yeah you give it up is it it could be it could be a combination all of it i didn't know what you said you said is it yeah like again

so your desperation now that your mother don't have to have roaches and rats in the garbage can makes you happy

temporarily until you know better so at that particular moment you are happy because your desperation to get

out of that situation carried you over but it still wasn't a good deal when you signed it i i was a gold mine for my

label i know these i know in hindsight oh and then you you i did i would have

never known then because it's not designed for you to know right like when i might have said what i'd have to do 95

000 week one and w did you challenge w did your whole life yeah yeah that's the part that i would

have never knew doug b did my whole album with the exception of three songs from just blaze

think about that that's two kids from jersey just cooking up and y'all sold

497 whatever whatever they shipped it was great awesome but we really just bought three just blaze

beans [ __ ] yo look you want me to tell you how many times we had to what do they call that [ __ ] when you need more

budget re reforecast something i don't remember the word now i don't remember the word but think

about it you remember what your budget was i remember what was spent at the end because it wasn't no more money

there was no more money and did dub so now you gotta benefit i don't know i don't know

and dub dub b is such a genius yeah annie a nice guy guess what happened after that

i'm out oh that's what happens here got you i'm done

i can build a computer from rocks i don't have to go through this how's doug doing you talk to him excellent

yeah excellent someone said what up when you talk to him [ __ ] you talked about y'all putting that album together look at what happened with anyone well

oh good friend had a baby no [ __ ] ah dope he's he's great he's great

look what happened fetty wap first album they had that whole [ __ ] done the label just killed the label just

came in and was like oh [ __ ] you gave us a gold mine right it's six singles that was charted

you already made some artists that they don't they don't paint to be gold mines because that's

not how they should be painted davey gold mines man yeah you did this [ __ ] in patterson

like and and we don't have to talk to people yeah that's crazy soulja boy like artists like that where

they just come in they see what you don't even know what you have right you did our job for us

and we're still going to rise and we're going to rob you see now look at that back to w real quick

imagine dub b and me today or just dubbing that with

me because he's he was so bright he was such a techie when i was 15.

him with these tools trying to do music oh man forget about it so now these kids

have some of that understanding there you go and pay up no and and now [ __ ] is mad so

now we're going to move the goal post so we can still tr try to rob you yeah i know they're going to get that

rob on that's what happens if somebody's gonna get wrong the label inserted themselves okay oh yeah i don't need physicals no

more guess what now you can't get on the playlist without us right and that's the only way to make money off and that's the only way yup and we moved everything

to streaming the only way to make money off streaming is to be on certain playlists we're gonna control those

you can change the game you're good enough we're gonna insert ourselves to be needed no matter where the game goes that's what 21 savage was trying to say

about drake but he didn't really say what he was trying to say was

drake is probably responsible for funding a good percentage of

music industry of artists careers yeah because he's generating so much money not even just

my label it ain't just my label yes over there i'm big homie i'm big homie

over there like [ __ ] oh you got a big segway you just nba young boy

that we were talking about how they made they were gonna make sure he get out some people are generating so much money

and worth so much money all the way across the board because of what he generates mm-hmm yes yeah and i'm dead

and that's another gold mine i'm definitely i don't gotta put no money on you i gotta put the money up no don't step on me i'm definitely nba oh boy now

go ahead oh you nba oh boy who else [Laughter]

but no and congratulations to him for getting out of jail no it's about but we'll get out

yeah he's on he's on oh [ __ ] congratulations at the end of the last pod they said yeah no no no no no then

california jumped in with a charge right and he had to take care of that away

[Music] i was on that bus

coming over that dumbass bridge i thought there's going to be like hell whoa whoa he got a hole

yo you until i'm free [ __ ] what it's the worst yeah and that that that

judge nah he ain't

and he know you getting ready to get out but this boy right here this boy is different this shouldn't be a young boy

he's different cash cow no he is the cop he's the farm yeah he's the farmer for a lot of [ __ ] that's

crazy and they know it see how the law changes right you just when you just generate a couple dollars

well she worth oh okay no no no no no you're not worth yeah how much you're worth to them right no

no how much you were tomorrow yeah to us that's crazy you worth too much to us

too oh wait it's a charge over there too yo get him on the phone yeah yeah yeah two days after the brawl judge judge judge judge calm down yeah

they're trying to they trying to beat on our cow over here yeah gotta get him out of here paul got made i don't know that parole boy hey

hey y'all was wrong no they went and woke that judge up yo y'all homeboy hey we're gonna override you come on we got carl

sign take you down there real quick come sign this y'all ain't liking whatever you got to do docusign

judge get up jack check it out check your emails go ahead hurry up every day he's in here you're losing us

money that's funny yo staples is gonna [ __ ] america up boy i still need to staples is gonna [ __ ] us

up one day we just got rid of fax machines we got rid of whatever that [ __ ]

look at that look at the scam they ran on us think about it wait till it now printer is going to keep them rocking

for a little while forever in life [ __ ] i still i go there to print my [ __ ] now fam printer ink hides giraffe see that's

why i go there i don't print enough to buy it the printer costs about forty dollars

the ink cartridge should be seventy dollars and we'll run out like this yeah ten cent a page to print

i'll go right there and use a printer now what'd you print whatever i gotta print like when i traveled they wanted

you to have the actual printout of the covic [ __ ] as well as your um do it online they wanted the physical printout

so i didn't go there imprinted we used to have to go to hotels and do work in the business center

now your phone is the business that was the first thing we i said when i went on yo with a business center at uh what's wrong with them

a little [ __ ] has two computers over there now your iphone is the business center right it's crazy the whole show all the

business oh all of it excel spreadsheets on your phone hey staples it's over

y'all it was yeah that's it that's one that that that's the one i wasn't mad at my staples we charged 12 dollars for a

pin they hold high as hell in there never mad at staples leaving like y'all can go

[ __ ] high as hell like i almost i pulled up that big ass because big stuff empty speaking boom i was like yeah

yeah y'all had to go uh-huh uh trade-off though we lost bad bath and

beyond too so you know we lose we lose the the good ones we got to take the good with the bad oh bezos beating them

[ __ ] asses no doubt bezos whipping ass he got the aim for fifty thousand cartridges

and that should be here now forty-two

i don't understand elon musk trolling jeff bezos like when they go back and forth with who's the richest guy it'd be

one week him one weekend joe that's just me you had as much money

but this is my point there's nothing that the playing would do to me them either if they don't oh you might

get a your ego bag and be like where if you have i'm going to show you 90

trillion i'm going to get the martian dikeman

chick and send it to you to your text message first of all that's like the [ __ ] that nick cannon is you couldn't bag the same marshmallow

but we wouldn't even bag the same martian dog your little little skinny little white

mall who are you going to find

like green little skinny white marshmallows

[Music]

you see me with a skinny white girl before you ever see me with anybody skinny in life

all right i'm gonna tell you about that no no no no no stop stop can i tell you why

i don't have no names but they wasn't your thick shut the [ __ ] up no [ __ ] it's a middle ground i don't gotta be

five four two hundred pounds

is i have specifically said to you yo i'm

not no you don't like skinny chicks i ain't gonna show you this and whatever you say i like pretty girls so how do you listen

here and say where would you find a skinny why would i find a skinny chicken track or something like that you are saying something totally different if we going

through girls that are attractive right i don't have a ideal girl that i think is attractive

you could be short tall skinny thick you could be attractive in all shapes and sizes joe's going to say nope

he has a preferred ideal type ice has a preferred it's not even true

most times most times you you cut it you deviated a little bit not the death you shocked me you gotta sound like i'm

hurt i got in trouble they catch you cheating with one girl that's outside

oh that's what you're right now yeah one little cheek one girl that ain't normally your bad

boy do they hold that one forever that was four years ago i'm just saying

right ice has a type yes yeah okay i don't specifically have a type

so when you're no joe's painting a picture of one type yo y'all will come on the party [ __ ]

the painting of the pictures because we don't want to be painted with that brush i'm sorry

slim women nothing i'm saying that you can't handle the big mamas yeah i mean

then leave them to me you can have them yeah i mean you six foot two for what then

i can handle the big mama's i ain't gonna go there you heard them

you look at what nick cannon and kevin hart are doing they've been trolling this [ __ ] out of the rich trolling and they rich the [ __ ] be putting up

billboards for each other playing with his face think about how much money you got to

use to wrap a plane then i'm going to get my plane when you not around and wrap it and put my face on it who did

that nick clearly come and kevin kevin rap

forgot which one did one of them did it one of them did it i forget fam [ __ ] sent the [ __ ] a llama for for

they just be keeping the lava good looks yo look at rich people games

look at the backyard yo fam they just be doing wow funny dope [ __ ] look you show up they're [ __ ] rich look

phil you show up to the van nuys airport for

my [ __ ] how dope is that no that's

look beautiful right there fam that's a nice little money outfit right there oh my jesus sheesh

that's funny you gotta throw the extra fly outfit

that was salmon you had the best accent that's a nice outfit look like what this

skin is [ __ ] look rich rich too riches kevin hart be trying to look philly again no [ __ ] you're a billionaire

what and you called the nick cannon [ __ ] two months ago you did oh you did yeah

you be knowing you're gonna be there you've you be knowing you beat it be right

there what was we talking about uh oh park said he would keep the llama [Music] why did that stellar that's what we were

talking about yeah i'm keeping the llama stuck with me because i want to be at

you know like white people made up staples and all this [ __ ] i wanna i wish i could have been at the the pet meeting

like the first pet meeting uh cats that's the one we're gonna keep these seem like nice okay look at his

face i don't know what they need to

let's get some hamsters let's put these in the house okay what was the thought process there it's a breath

we never asked nobody but you don't know that brand new [ __ ] yeah i just found the rat and i'm going to put it in my house

i want to know how we allowed pets in the house blacks wasn't allowed in the house what the [ __ ] the [ __ ]

call pop so i want to know at the pet meeting well some of them was

there to decide the cat wasn't going to have a 10-inch dick [ __ ] wife

yo all right all right who was no he because you said blacks wasn't

allowed in the house they're not gonna let the black in the house i know what he's saying

well let's follow me or something give me a little sober up something [ __ ]

[Music] wasn't allowed in the house cause

wouldn't they have had to come up with proof of concept no and they would it would have had to take somebody to do it would have had to

have been a failure at some point

and sugar sometimes on the internet like i love animals so i follow a lot of them shits

like sometimes in a random neighborhood like a lion to just walk but i think that [ __ ] is flying not a lion but not a

big tiger big cat big big cat family like a tiger just walked by it was another one of them videos where

what was it like a hundred horses or cows just was strolling by

white people was confused and [ __ ] i like when that stuff happened who decided to just kick all the animals

off the street [Music] all right come on we did when we needed

the street [ __ ] white people [ __ ] [ __ ] we need to save animals too it's the same [ __ ] they did when they came over here and saw the natives here move

[ __ ] who decided to kick all off the street the white people you can't call them native americans

off the street same [ __ ] that's what i'm saying and then left every city

and street name the

upstate new york is all everything rivers i forgot who that was i met that just

was schooling me on the origin of the new jersey city yeah names counties in general i think in

this country are still mostly native americans no they're not i think they are you go to virginia they

all when you start going to the south it's all european [ __ ] middlesex sussex

essex jamestown chester i was thinking about that when i was driving through the but even germany

is when you start going to like virginia north carolina all that it'd be named after all them english [ __ ]

jamestown saint charles william and mary all that goofy [ __ ] there's some roanoke out there it is that's that's still

something is it still tapping where's my family from

all of that i'm just saying the land yes i'm saying there's a lot of edits so they took the land from people

kicked the animals off the streets and then kept your names that's some [ __ ] we're gonna take your

street [ __ ] white people boys different man

yeah real gangsters yeah cause yeah cause once i started learning some [ __ ] i i was real confused

on why i had to have a last name oh oh [ __ ] please call up

joe with his [ __ ] him and corey with a yo that's a european construct yo that's one of your favorite words

there's a construct [ __ ] you've seen what elon musk named his kid rdu 2d2

l1 l ron hubbard d270 this is the barcode yeah

he onto something you he is and he's not why do you need a

name to identify you

it's a million josephs good i'm saying so your last name your middle name other things are identifiers

last name started off it was either who you were or what you did like you know person's last name was smith

there was there was like the blacksmith williams son charleston like them names was literally

just saying who you were that was a way of identifying so the same way we're saying said that

don't don't make me be my son you're trying to mean joe same [ __ ] i was saying about the uh

uh native american uh uh names that they just left

um saying the same thing for last names on black people oh yeah it's a lot of people

names running around with whiteness and we know why and you're telling me

that i have to continue to be identified that way he said that you said what is the purpose of a lab well i know it's

two ideas but you can change your name to whatever you might want to think i want to white

out a number on my social security number i want to do something i want to [ __ ] the system up somehow

they just tracking you their whole life joseph moves they're tracking your whole life make your name joseph mood

you just changed his name you could let's go look what you think i would name myself let's go no your name

even i definitely went to my mom at like nine and said yo can i change my name to pierre

yo i think my peer buddy i think my mom always just smacked this or did you want to be joe pierre no i wanted to be

pierre pierre but peter button or just pierre no last name either he's gonna be like madonna or prince no peer button but i

just wasn't feeling joseph had nine being creative

i got a lot of beefs man you got a lot of brains what the [ __ ] at nine years old guys

what do you what do y'all think about what do you think about uh a guy a guy being a junior uh to his mom

no no see sorry see all right i'm just asking questions

so you don't like that how come there's no girl juniors

y'all hitting the weed

junior women hate women ideas look

hi i'm moving on i'm out who's a junior out there a girl junior

no don't exist no all right let's just move on yeah please kishico i'm glad you remembered that

how you just forget 10 mil there are instances of daughters

that's dope we just want to be funny man that's dope yo you don't develop like a little tribe

or dude joe yo when the conversation get mature little skin is bad shut the [ __ ] up no

no look at you stifling creativity they're trying to age my guy out man i'm

trying to keep them you form fresh is that what they did well that's what the young boys do dumb in your relationship but i mean we'll get you back

i'm gonna get you back to the streets one of these days you think our horizon

we just want a little short well i hate it real quick me and my girl me and my girl got a spat

coming i'm sure all of you yeah we both think we write so we don't talk to each other for months oh yeah okay okay

tell us we gotta turn it up a little bit thank you you stupid yo like oh word you mad too

they think it'd be dumbest man

you'll be like damn word word

that's like that's like when the gang going to overtime for me oh we playing for real now

all parks doing and scratching this beard i hate parks man

you say what i've grown this nice used to be fun

now we're going to get you to shake them levi's one day i'm levi's ain't made for walking

why y'all think all right y'all think it's really over for us for real now honestly i mean let's have a real men

talk it's over for y'all you after you out out of what

this sticker man yo how did you get media train building

houses that's the funny [ __ ] like you're a construction [ __ ] yo

what are you talking about to answer your question here joe you old as hell it's not over for you that's not that's

not true it is over no your girl's lit shut up yeah but it ain't over it's over to

where i could be go out and be lit without her all right oh all right you said hurrah ice hasn't

been here and the things i've been saying now ice

if we invite you out because your girl is lit you just a plus one

so we not never

no no because i like to laugh at you too i like to laugh it you under pressure

being unlit uh she be ready did she be turning it off

your girl that went and got another girl now what you're gonna do ah with another 400.

hey your girl got good taste she's cute too now what now what she's cute too now get more singles look

depressed going to atm [ __ ] ice not women that's what happened i'm like yo you

guys yeah go head on yo you supposed to stretch that it ain't it didn't take me but two

months to look at my accountant for last two months it ain't been a strip club in sight

it hasn't been a strip maybe i should chill out a little bit in sight you gotta hear me texting back in the

morning girl i'm asleep how was it [Laughter]

smart girl yo you stupid was it everything oh see it ain't take that long i went

out what twice oh no no they learned me it's getting cold outside i gotta stay inside it was hot i'm still staying no i know

but you still said no it's cold outside i'm gonna stay here

oh yeah prices is coming not prices we got black friday sale

oh you think i'm not catching the cyber sale would it come i'm not because i'm in relationship but

for you for y'all out there this is this type of monday season some strip clubs be cold and lonely

when they get cold out boy they be in there virtual yo

something wrong with your brain yo for real what else we have man oh man what else

we have we had uh i was asking y'all i want to talk about tom brady dude we can get into that

all right tom brady dude tom brady threw his 600th touchdown for

those of you who don't know who tom brady is google it give him give him a button he's really him tom brady is him yo yo yo i cannot

stop telling you how much he's him and he don't look like he's in nowhere near you want to keep going

over 600 all right i got another 100 in me yeah you put that maggot hat in his locker and ain't going through none of

what khan went through that's how great he is he slipped that he was right there

sitting too we ain't say [ __ ] to tom no no no that's craziness tom hook that's great thomas

that dude tom threw his 600th career touchdown to mike evans who's on one of

my fantasy teams yo any of y'all in that league

what are you talking about i forgive you you got the same one talking [ __ ] don't talk your [ __ ] to me first three

weeks you like yo who's the giraffe i know you was in here copping please now you want to talk [ __ ] he can't talk [ __ ]

to me you can talk [ __ ] to y'all why i can't talk [ __ ] to you you you tied with me you only played me muslim

yeah and you played me this week so watch your tone uh-oh nice i'm not even checking that

this weekend okay cool i'm not even looking at that take my free one i'm gonna put my i'm not gonna no no three

what i'm gonna take my free one don't check it no i'm setting my lineup what are you talking about i'm setting my lineup but

i'm not going to be glued to the score i don't even worry about y'all over

there i'll be honest i don't even got a three-game winner no but it's how

i'm not starting people and i'm smacking you all around baker mayfield they won't

even give him the ball oh wait he was home and i started him killed save on little all-star team y'all all the teams

y'all keep telling me is ill ray i didn't even check it i didn't sweat that day joe you beat me by you i went to

haven had lunch can i tell you what i did that day i went had brunch ordered mimosas for the

table over there like it was a breeze that day fantasy football one night i didn't think about none of that went to

shake some ass with the dominicans uptown what are y'all talking about i don't

know what you're talking about you i checked the score for not bad i checked the score for you some goofy [ __ ] monday night game i

didn't think i would beat you yeah don't say but jonathan taylor has put my team on his back the whole season i i wish i

knew that i'm stupid i should have known the colts never had a quarterback of course there was running the ball

i don't know why i didn't think that in every draft ain't got a choice no homeboy out again but he's going crazy he is saving my

team and mike evans when he show up i only started him because he was on somebody else i wanted to start was on the bye week go ahead mike get your [ __ ]

off and he didn't get it but when he showed up he show up no like when tom find him

it'd be 260 yarders in one game i think that's because tom tom i think be checking antonio brown's mood swings in

the morning like antonio brown ain't play if antonio oh yeah he didn't play you play because

i had to sit him in my other hand i think when he plays though he still checks antonio brown's mood in the

morning to see if he could feed mike evans now i hear you talking about no

it's cool your team winning wait wait wait stay there you hear me talking about what

antonio brown is wide open when he's getting the ball [ __ ] what mike evans thinking about that

[ __ ]

yeah that nigga's running routes better than anybody out here exactly but if a b don't get that ball

he might he might lose one because he know he opened him whenever you want to get over literally

don't get a look and i ain't mad at that because that team is stacked yeah but mike evans has already got

mike evans no he's the deep threat you gotta feed the guy you know tom brady prefers to go underneath let me take

this 18 20 8 18 28 to yas all the way down the field

tom getting that red zone don't care about none y'all do i'm throwing this to someone nothing successfully and let gronk be out there i'm throwing this

[ __ ] anyway um tom brady threw the through the uh through the 600 touchdown pass to mike

evans mike evans gave it to a fan they came to him on the bench they said yo where's that ball he said i gave it

to a fan uh and they sent somebody over there to get it back from the fan that video was circulating on the internet

and the fan had a buck jersey on he had like a fireman helmet he had a video over he was watching it yeah and they

got in the ball yeah a lot going on and at the end of the video it was a quick conversation whatever was said he

gave the ball back and then tom brady did an interview afterward and he was like yeah man guys cool i'm sure somebody get it back gave

him some cool stuff tickets couple of jerseys and i'm sitting there saying boy that

guy is the worst negotiator on the planet boy does he not know the value of anything and why the hell would you do

that yeah even tom brady said it in the interview why would you do that tom brady said he gave away all the leverage when he

gave the ball back he should have held on to it he should have yeah and tom brady gave him a tom brady gave him a

bitcoin and some signed [ __ ] i don't give a fam they said the ball is worth seven fifty

today yeah i'm keeping that ball yo that's like

when uh i think that was a-rod that that hit whatever that milestone was with the

yankees and the dude caught it and left i would love to and the yankees reached back out to him and he said suck my dick

yes that's literally that's your only response

come get it back in blood suck my dick i'm never giving you the ball back for that y'all got up there so you're never getting that ball back

no he came off i think find out what that guy got right the right amount of money back at some point it's gonna have to be definitely totally [ __ ] off at

first not like this guy who just gave it back while i'm in the stands at the game crazy he probably felt a little personal

do you know who tom brady is he probably he probably and he might not have known it was number six honey at

the at the moment might not have either mike evans give you the ball you don't know what's going on somebody walk over

you just say your normal time somebody walk over and say yo i'ma give you this ball let me get that one they could have game sir can we get that

ball we're gonna get you a signed ball yeah they they hit him with the jojo

yeah i wouldn't get another ball back that's it that guy's horrible yeah you want to get more a bitcoin 62 000 and that was

tom brady afterwards jumping and saying i'm going to give him a bitcoin first off you're not going to give me one bitcoin yeah i need two at least

it's going to up that i hope them dudes that deflated the tom brady ball got a job somewhere

why but that's [ __ ] up you lose your job cause you did what the greatest quarterback i ever played said to do

yeah and now you're just standing [ __ ] in the world it's the game man let him take some psi off the ball

man they've ran the ball the whole game any damn way man flatten the ball

don't be mad at some of the trees some of the stupid [ __ ] is cool yo the astros back in the world

series how do we feel how do we feel

baby oh god blame something now oh they found out where to hide the little drone

they hide in the drones houston versus atlanta they got the pocket cameras the little buzzers didn't

have a buzzer or something before calling out this uh yeah they were bugging out but look what do you say to this and

they said the yankees do uh cole garrett i read some weird that he'd been [ __ ] up since they banned

whatever pine sticky whatever that was that he could picture the pictures could use to make the ball go fast or hard if

you throw hard you just [ __ ] up but whatever it's [ __ ] up against my 300 million and

changed the rules on them took my secret power away yeah you ain't take that you ain't take that spanky bat

yeah i think they should let some of our favorite quarterbacks deflate the ball now

because tom did it i want to see aaron rodgers

let aaron rodgers put that ball to where he wanted to be round of applause for aaron rodgers

i was at that cowboy game aaron rodgers get on screen every year after a loss

and tell y'all yo yo get off my dick and shut the [ __ ] up man week one you lose and they'd be like don't talk

to me about it i think it's the end of the road he'd be like yo relax fam no but he's saying like yo i'll never want

to hear that about your mouth yeah he'd be like chill out he'd be laughing scruffy beard he'd be doing this while contemplating taking

the jeopardy job like a lot is going on in aaron rodgers and then they just go on a tear from a

look at him he likes coming from hiking i like people getting up here on these podiums telling him to suck my dick

though he looked like he forgot that he had something to do someday he's like oh [ __ ] the game man baby come on god i

don't know wave cat he ain't thinking like he just came from hunting he's not thinking nothing about

football i think he's just doing this like i think he's just being good to piss the organization on

yeah he's just pissing him off think about that think about how good he playing right

damn we might have to get rid of him next year i know they kissing his ass right now

he's in there i know play with me again i'm gonna leave you with a little young boy y'all drafted when i needed a recipe

no this is last year and go get my man randall back too this is the last year yeah this is last year i didn't want him

i didn't want him going go get my man for me all right bet go ahead and funny that's dope that's funny that's dope

vandal car i've been on a waiver all year some of you great players need to stay

out of the gym bro

you picked him up i did i dropped him but he i didn't play him but he had a game where he got like 25 30 something

like that i always benched that guy the one game that he goes off oh yeah i'm probably benching him yeah i'm horrible

um all right moving on moving on moving on from football from football and shout out to all the fantasy football players out there hopefully some of you all

seasons are going better than mine yeah i see some turtle bro as opposed to my dolphins yo

oh dave chappelle yes david chappelle this was big tell me about this um dave chappelle has a documentary yeah he

filmed uh what is it parks during the pandemic he was doing uh comedy shows at the cornfield where he did the um george

floyd joint yes he did like he did a lot of them and he brought out all types of musicians and comedians and all that

[ __ ] so he filmed the whole [ __ ] and he's making a documentary about it and i guess it's getting dropped from whatever

uh film festivals it was supposed to premiere at so he's just taking matters in his own hands and going around city

city and doing it at like an arena or something yeah really yeah that's what i he gonna play the doc first and then sit

down and kick it i don't know if you don't know it it might just be screening yeah like it might be literally i'm screaming

at an arena that's an arena tour now come out i just saw the dates and new york is on

there when is that uh november 22nd i believe

okay yeah november 22nd all right where is that didn't say where it just

says get where to get tickets but it doesn't say the actual venue in his post so i will figure that out yeah there it

is well yeah it's called untitled dave chappelle documentary

joseph's little yeah that [ __ ] david chappelle like a chameleon he just get to it you see it's stepping

can't stop greatness you really can't i didn't see it just a little five minute thing talking about people cancelling

basically he said something like uh he said um

it's not really him versus the trans community it's really him versus

corporate interests and them trying to control what he can say and what he can't say right so it's just really about some money

you know i mean it's really about some spanx that's exactly what it is they don't really be about rights or freedoms or

nothing politically correct it's about bread and that's that's kind of what i was all the time before it's always about we don't have that pull to get

them to put that money behind us we don't affect the money enough to where they care about us

they know we do affect it we don't know it we spend more money than everybody there you go

we don't know we haven't we haven't realized our power we won't take a stand we won't take a stand like nobody

somebody could do whatever the [ __ ] they want to do to us we still gonna buy their [ __ ] so until we say no we ain't [ __ ] with

y'all for real this time then they'll then they'll get the message but until the the one month

boycott don't work [ __ ] it's the opposite for us they they they'll [ __ ] with us and we'll

give them more press we do the fake outrage we don't put any action behind it press ain't money but

i'm talking about keep buying a [ __ ] but what i'm saying press is press effects money yeah dog gucci could

come out tomorrow with kunta kente on these sneakers man gucci came out and did some [ __ ] and we will still buy that

[ __ ] and you know what happened everybody acted fake outrage so now let's say a person like me no

i'm talking about they could really come out with some just some wow [ __ ] right that they have they had news that

they had it was designers some we made them you said i'm talking about this [ __ ] come

out with yes yeah i thought donald trump was going to get caught santa inward sooner or later

and they was gonna still vote for him that's what i wanted to see happen we don't we won't take a stand for nothing

to take a stance for nothing you know what i'm saying so until we determine that we make we

spend i think it's 3 trillion or six trillion dollars we have some power we won't know it

y'all know i'm not a trump guy and i'm not but

boy it's gonna be fun watching him keep all the chips when you get back

chips as in all of them the chips that the car people are

looking for the chips that they're saying people are looking for when he get back

watch what happened with them chips oh y'all got donald [ __ ] up mm-hmm nah he going boy this was a perfect they're

gonna be making them here yeah yeah yeah no he gonna impose it you better make it here yo fam his whole

campaign that he can run on could be told y'all like that's what we gotta say

told you all [Laughter] [ __ ] i told y'all

even though you're people why are you so depressing um you bought this [ __ ] up about

some chips yeah but you know campaign slogan

ain't bad neither watching me doing that [ __ ] [Music]

give you some promo

i don't have i don't have nobody in jail that i really need to kiss some ass too for him to pardon him home

i understand the people that was getting mass to get pardon home i get it like um

and he did some real [ __ ] she go ahead he did good he did a few [ __ ] he did he did a couple of things no i was

watching actually one of them shits on netflix like on that goddamn bad sport joint they let one of them do he let one

dude's out like even he was gone he was in there in there that's [ __ ] he was doing but uh

yeah don let him out he got a pardon anyway um yeah i better get some more chips

for real stock stock at like a buck

y'all think this [ __ ] is paying the money wait watch y'all it's coming no it's getting worse it's getting worse

there it is dog it's getting i was just telling y'all about the damn supermarkets they're putting up fam they bout to not it's about to be about this

shortage they're covering it with empty sections of food with cardboard with the painting with like with the drawing of the food

on it so that if you walk down the house realize that is [ __ ] empty damn home depot

the top shelves is empty nice wait what look supermarkets using cardboard cutouts to

hide gaps left by supply issues that's not real asparagus

tastes similar finally we [ __ ] [ __ ] you vegans

you taste the same to them [Laughter]

[Laughter]

yeah this is some serious [ __ ] bro so all these conspiracy theory [ __ ] i've been telling you grow your food and

stock up on weapons you're always ignoring them calling them crazy these [ __ ] aren't playing

your little eyes gonna be eating what i'm eating cardboards

we ran out of chicken wings six months ago i don't know when they came from they backed up i better eat chicken

wings every week that is wild yeah

i would definitely take chicken wings over asparagus all day in a week i'm saying but six months ago

it was a chicken wing shortage that's [ __ ] nuts i don't know where they came from i couldn't tell del

frisco's never stopped sending their minds that's why i always had them so i was chilling i guess price went up a

little bit but you know rick ross of them got different chickens you see the oxtail price i don't like that oh never mind but how

much are they fam oxtail dinner what used to be like 10 12 is 27 dollars

i'm not exaggerating for one dinner yes that's some good ass texture i did not think about it the supermarket

the shelves [Applause]

yeah i know because i just felt like a [ __ ] goof having to get on all fours to look all the way to the back

and i did that a lot i did that when i was trying to looking for the fiji i'm dancing i did that looking for the coffee i did that looking for the

creamer i did that a few times oh there was no ice cream i was on my knees in there two bars

[ __ ] is real and we just going along like we not really grasping but where

are the white people sending the food they got it somewhere hopefully we stopped no i'm stuck empty

[ __ ] whole foods is empty it's in a crib you're gonna make me break in your crib to get the food and that's what they saying we headed to

headed dude you know i'm talking about really breaking the [ __ ] houses for food for

food for [ __ ] they're gonna be mad hey yo yo yo y'all gotta go break in the

house

they were saying this holiday season is going to be ridiculous though they tried to be about anything y'all

i was in the apple store yesterday and you know the new watches came out a week or so ago so i just happened to ask

this i'm like yo y'all got the red one he showed me a little display when i was like all right i want to buy this he was like

we don't have no watches i'm like none he said bro we don't have no watches we don't have no phones he's

like the new macbooks come out tomorrow we haven't gotten a shipment of them yet he was like the supply shortage is

hitting everybody us included i'm like hold up i could see if i was at a best buy i'm at the apple store you

telling me i don't have nothing this is just a game to raise up the prices okay i know for christmas yeah the christmas flow

yeah you know or you hold on to your [ __ ] it'd be one toy every christmas that can't nobody find and the price

goes through the game i'm not saying then stop buying kids but they're they're doing something they're putting

some extra sauce on it's a driver you could you could be right but there's supply shortages

high demand [ __ ] i was hustling playstation and xbox dropped last november you still can't buy one i don't

remember that i'm trying to buy one i was hustling them weeds what oh no we hustled

i'll go right to the barber shop so 10 [ __ ] up hot 22's gonna pause that dude

my fault dawg was damn ignorant

i'm hearing the way it was when the pandemic first hit and everybody was stocking up on toilet tissue and we're getting ready to

get right back in a couple months that's what we do it's supposed to get real bad the [ __ ] that i'm hearing coming down the line

yeah get a good day that was the first sign that americans was real stupid yeah the dumbest [ __ ] and plans

physically fighting over toilet paper that's crazy like you don't have water in your house get up a day jump in the

shower of his dad that's a big [ __ ] [Laughter]

for your head for your everything everything you let your ass sting man we're not loud outside no way go ahead

i'll pass but you can head out you

that was dumb that's y'all know the company i work for they

they're in line with all that and i'm hearing it they're like yo everybody load up because it's coming

yeah i'm like all right all the people i know that work at the port and all that [ __ ] they saying the same [ __ ]

they saying uh the port in l.a or california wherever the port is all of the stuff that's coming across the

pacific tell me my brother don't stop working as a longshoreman yeah like do not stop and they get it too

over time hours and hours and [ __ ] be on call yeah oh yeah [ __ ]

he showed up to my mom's birthday party wearing some gucci [ __ ] like go ahead

i like it though get your [ __ ] off now nah but nah they saying we in for some [ __ ] for real for all jokes us out on a

serious tip we in for some [ __ ] so i'm gonna be home selling the dude man

they're selling the doom doom and gloom yeah yeah don't do a degree do a degree so you don't think

none of this is real though i don't know i'm not saying that i'm saying they're putting extra sauce on it

bro i'm at home depot every day the normal [ __ ] that would be in home

depot by the gazillions they don't have it i'm talking about dumb [ __ ] my [ __ ]

that you can't run out of they don't got it bam i'm i'm blue electric box like just electric boxes

stupid [ __ ] regular [ __ ] they don't have it my [ __ ] it's crazy it's bad out here

like you know my daughter still wear pampers oh no it's crazy i stock up now yeah

just because you just don't like you guys don't know when you're gonna get them yo fam i'll go to the store and completely empty i'm like yo y'all don't

have none no we ain't got no and then you'll go back and it'll be semi-stocked and so you guys you gotta

be ignorant and just take all you gotta be ignorant that's crazy pampers pampers dog

get them washable shits bro i ain't gonna lie

y'all saying all this even clothes i think i walked and i walked and looked at the mirror section

and burned off like oh they just throwing [ __ ] on clothes i was like oh they're running out of

[ __ ] they just throwing paint they're just doing whatever whatever they could grab and i'm like

hey yeah now sorry dude nah they just pricing it up no nigga's wearing it yeah

nigga's gonna buy it there you are that name on there it won't be joe no it will not be joe and i [ __ ] with

everybody will not be me um yeah elijah pimpin went to drake's party

all right we're good we can go ahead yeah let's just move on thank you what

that's why was she not because you're 90 years old she's not that old my [ __ ] but it's white

she loves he is too oh drake we claimed him no don't do it we

did he's the guy he's the guy we claimed him how old is larissa pippen

[ __ ] she could be in there if we could be in there she 47. a little older than us but

but you get what i'm saying she's applicable oh okay

[ __ ] we just was young when scottie pippen was getting buckets no he ain't giving me to say this is the drake party

it's a narcos narco steam party mm-hmm

why would she not be like why would that be news it was just something i looked at and

said who that drinking french i don't ish we have a father

what shape do you think the iphone would be if steve jobs was live go ahead i'm trying but not speaking

speaking of parties did y'all hear about uh the freak [ __ ] trying to sue 21 savage for his freak nick themed

birthday party this is the times we live in fam everybody wants to sue everybody want to

get a bag for free no i agree with everything they said oh sorry nick yeah why

for everything they said they said it all who owns freak nick freaking free what's the company okay

it's not original you didn't start off as a company so they're gonna lose but go ahead

how would they lose they still only know you talking about whoever you talk about whoever created it and i'm talking about who owns it

okay again i don't want seriousness out no but i actually you freaked me

it was it was a dance called the freak that was out back in the day you know the song the freak so that's where freak nick came from

this that was the summer that the dance the freak was out and they called it freak nick so if he's trying to emulate that how

are you gonna assume no you know somebody trademarked it so somebody trademarked the name of nick

pocket trademarked it's this guy this person who owns it all of that freak nick the name the

trade yes and as he stated here he has you wouldn't believe what he's going through to try to make it

a an acceptable brand today for businesses but but still

pitching non-fam family-friendly fun right i imagine that to be some hurdles

right i also imagine him that have spent some money to clean up the name free he

said all these things he's just said it all and not you're trying to get a free bag

the [ __ ] out of here wait what are you talking about him homeboy he's trying to get a free bag you picked a event that

has symbolized [ __ ] and free free will right i own it i know but you're you're

trying to say that and i've owned it prior to you doing this too and people think exactly

yes i think that matters can't do that with you oh my permission yeah indeed i don't know because he just named it

party and that's the fact that that's the america that we live in the man is gonna make a claim as if yo

i'm trying to clean up the brand if you're trying to clean up a brand you could have trademarked some other [ __ ]

the brand symbolizes what it symbolizes we don't need to get in here even if even if you're not trying to

clean up the bra i want to keep it the exact same thing you know it for you can't throw a party with my name on

it in my hometown in our house and in my home town as the biggest one of the biggest

acts in atlanta and this is the thing and we reached out to you to try to i i

can't sue you if you broke i'ma spend money i have to decide if

this is worth it for me to spend the money if there's gold on the other side of the road in this particular instance i might

spend the money because you got it because you're playing with me and like he said i spoke to you right and said put on for

the city i'll wave do what you want just find a different way to change the name put powered by or

whatever they said and according to him media didn't change [ __ ] and just went on

so freaknik dude put out this well i thought it was well said

uh response and measly i think replied back saying some [ __ ] like suck my dick

what else yeah 21 retweeted it and he was like yo y'all better go sit down

that was it yeah y'all better sit down

somewhere i mean now you got i know that's black people y'all better go sit down somewhere and do that [ __ ] get out

my face guess what this is a legal matter and when the papers get sent you're

gonna have to address this and we're gonna have to hear out both sides and see what's going on you can't yo y'all

stop playing with me nah sorry and i think they both know better than that so i'm on my business i don't know what

they're doing i don't know i don't know what's going on over there but but i would one hund that's right that's all

i'm saying it is now is this right could it be petty of course could do could it be

it could be a bunch of things but it is his right as he said he said yo do i have the right to go after anybody that

uses freak [ __ ] yes i do i have that right he does but

it's expensive so why would i and i support when people do that he said when quavo and um did it i thought it was cute i'm still figuring out what i want

to do with that i seen what sweetie did over there but she did it over there in houston it wasn't over here i support that go ahead do your [ __ ] like he's

saying i use discernment but it's my call you can't just say

[ __ ] me i'm not gonna be mad at that but y'all telling me i'm a [ __ ] corporate republican so it don't matter

i don't i'm not disagreeing with you at all like the fact that he tried to reach out

i tried to do this diploma that matters that matters i did everything yeah that's true and

you told me [ __ ] out of here all right now i have to go this way i didn't want to do this but you forced my hand so look one was

discussing i didn't even read this part i wanted to discuss an amicable no-cost resolution and allow you to use a license

famine don't get no smoother than but keep going on easy's reply mizzy says sadly we aren't doing that we will just

change the name we aren't going back and forth to celebrate savage's birthday nowhere see word i agree with that he

said no worries we'll change the name now this is a no-charge event and i don't appreciate folks trying to attach

themselves to something we are doing for fun ah and that's where you go wrong

folks didn't attach themselves you attached yourself oh my emails blah blah blah blah blah

we was not tripping as we are all for the culture but as you were most likely not aware we just did freaknik in 2021

2019 and have spent uh considerable time and effort to secure the trademark we said no cost but this is an option as

well but if that is the direction you want to take that would that would whatever

yeah sorry yeah if that's what you want to do all right yeah

what else is there left to do that to me and i'm not in a business it just sounds like you know sometimes you just give yourself a headache sometimes

it would have been easy probably to change the name dude especially when see this 21 savage especially when you say

i'm just going to change the name right yeah but then but then after the exchange we don't know what was at the

top we don't know what was at the top of that i'm just well it got it seemed like it was a little spicy in here

so whatever happens after is just a response to spice like if you don't change the name after you say you

change the name thing all right he's getting spicy now like i just spoke to you you told me you changed it you didn't change it what are you doing like you don't even care oh whatever i'm out

of my business what do i know i stay out of rich people business

no you don't know yeah i tried to you know finagle i tried

oh no i just forgot about that 10 mil you got two whoa whoa [ __ ] just forgetting about 10 mils crazy

look how fast that happens um all right we got freak nick done we got tom brady's ball done

we got bum ass united out the way we got abusive animals we got meek we found the

10 mil that keisha forgot about what else what else is there i don't

think nothing i don't think they'll be done yeah i ain't got nothing else i am getting out of here how do you follow up all that great

stuff on your anniversary some r b nah never that

followed up by letting your son get his [ __ ] off beautiful part thank y'all thank y'all

thank y'all thank y'all this was awesome shout out to trey button by the way my baby love you

yo y'all know what time it is i'm out of here same time same place next week keep us in your prayers lord know we need to be there until next time

i bid you a dude farewell adios ariva derci oscar lavista life is a series of

moments oh

oh yeah oh he don't know how to cut the song off either

and who told him how to grab little clips go ahead now and this is where your kids just become

greater than you with his little friends get your [ __ ] off god damn yo

oh man you know this [ __ ] i like we going man

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