Mob Ties

breaking the screen of your iphone is

where we were off microphone right now i

know that sounds like nothing

but i'll admit

i'm having some issues too it's been a

while since i cracked it i've never

cracked the iphone screen the cutesy

little case i have the max the big one

so the cutesy little magnetic case you

got me i've dropped it enough to where

the right bottom corner

is now chipped uh a lot right you feel a

weakness coming of the on the screen you

say on the iphone look

yeah look look at the back of the case

when i hold the phone you hold it and

you lean it on your pinky right i gotta

[ __ ] that little sharp

uh whatever that is

has [ __ ] my pinky up so you know these

are 40 year old problems that i don't

normally share with people because who

cares

who cares about that i'm trying to not

curse the first 20 minutes watch this

because y'all fans pissing me off you

know what you do

you buy a new case

i guess that's a reasonable uh

or or or you cut your pinky off man just

depends on how you built i bought a

brand new kitchen

i mean when i seen the movie saw for the

first time and he was in that situation

where you cut your ankle off or you just

die

i mean what you're gonna do it's a

little different but okay slightly

different yeah just a little bit so

y'all never thought about having to cut

off on your own limbs no why why

not haven't been putting my position

into where i had to cut off any of my

limbs not my brains normally how much of

your brain y'all think y'all use that

y'all never thought about that well what

are you talking about what are you

talking about what's the normal stuff

that sounds crazy to me that you never

thought about having to cut off one of

your own limbs that's crazy that we have

it

that's the crazy part right

i mean i guess you think when you watch

saul or when you hear rizza say you

gotta chew his [ __ ] arm off to make

an escape but you don't really think

about it like in a regular day-to-day

days i see why women think men are so

stupid well we are

well we are

but every time we talk it just comes out

more and more so with that belief what

do you think about women that uh prefer

to see a uh what do you call it a bulla

a moola

a doula doula a doula

what do you think about the women that

prefer to see a doula versus going to a

hospital to have what's a doula the

person that helps you

home birth what am

no i'm with it but i'm saying under that

thinking

like that y'all look at that face y'all

are looking at me uh about saying that

y'all never thought about that like what

do y'all think of them no i think

because

i've thought about this you've seen

hello we know what parallel mean

profound

[Laughter]

what if i didn't like being teased

don't see all people

uh

that works

ding ding ding yo i'm never subscribing

today we know never we know we know

y'all know i'm never subscribing to not

teasing people

i can deal with being teased better than

people can deal with being teased so i

take it

could you one thousand would have been

teased my whole life

the one day i got love is when i came

out

other than that i've been teased

i'll take it back too

but go ahead come on

cause i'm doing cutting your penis

because i'm appealing to a brother good

dog i know

when you watch these movies right or

when you think about

uh

[ __ ] people having uh certain health

conditions on the plane and then they

scream out yo is there a doctor or a

nurse on board or some [ __ ] like that

what if there's not right

what if there's something that's

cancerous or corroded in one of your

limbs where it might spread

i mean as you age people have health

issues you think of this you think of

this [ __ ] i don't know how y'all don't

think of it but cool so i think if

there's no hospital and there's no

doctor and there's no nothing and that

situation would have happened

yeah i'm grabbing the biggest knife or

machete i could find and i'm cutting the

limb off i'm cutting it off myself i'll

deal with the pain know what happens we

watch the drug dealer movies and and

when they're trying to stage the crime

sometimes you see them shoot themselves

right right we'd be like

but i understand so that's where i think

of that i'm shocked that y'all have

never thought of that no you know what i

want to know how to do let's hear it

all right i'm getting it no for real i

really don't let a little no no no no

you watch the movies

you seen this [ __ ] with jennifer lopez

when the snake was chasing him

yeah

right

i love

i thought he meant when ben affleck kept

running all around town oh no that was

that no that was uh a-rod

yo leaving a-rod for ben affleck is nuts

but i was leaving that alone why tell me

why that is nuts that's mine and women's

business

wise nuts dog i'm listening

for you for real i'm dead ass all right

we're taking away the fact that he was

her ex right mm-hmm

now we even in playing field

ben affleck while she was with him yo

i'm aware how this sounds

this sounds like hey

it's different

it sounds like stuff that i shouldn't

even be discussing or thinking but i'm

cool important thank you for the comfort

of your home i'm

let me announce we are on vacation

friday the 12th

and that next no saturday the 13th and

that wednesday whatever that date is and

we're back saturday the 20th now that

that's out the way when she was with him

right you were sizing up a rock no i

wasn't siding up anybody oh but when she

was with him

her acting career took a hit right yes

when she was with ben

it did no that's giggly no no no that's

giggly you're not gonna talk no no no no

no no no that's not true that's giggly

that's giggly that's made in manhattan

you remember all of that slander you

were no no no made manhattan and [ __ ]

what's the [ __ ] um yo they both couldn't

get a job while they were together

ben had to get batman to get back in the

scene you know the run ben had to go on

batman the town he had to go crazy after

that

y'all know what they were saying man

come on ish if you didn't hear it then

what i'm saying i don't so count that

there

dealing with you i have to deal with

career

slander right

you also broke my heart

it's been some pain there

cool she broke his heart

yeah yeah he left me for the rapid boy

he was running ratchet caught a charge

he was bugging out nah she [ __ ] with ben

after puff

she [ __ ] with ben after her after i got

my time wrong yeah

major league baseball took steroids had

a [ __ ] whole

ring going for years okay came back as a

commentator got forgiveness

got the little spray tan

we got a little come on man got the

spray tan what you got

we got like three max contracts

he was the first like 800 million up

something

from the range all i'm saying is when

you put it on paper and take emotion out

in history and i think ben got a couple

bucks too though no i'm about to crack

them go ahead tell me i think that when

you put it on paper you sound like a bad

[ __ ] out here you know fam

jennifer lopez no no no no jennifer

lopez in her own right is a a couple

hundred million up

yes she don't care about the paper yeah

no now

but no she don't care about how to do

looks on paper because she's in a

financial position but that don't matter

normally

she don't need your spanky so again how

this [ __ ] makes me feel and all that

other [ __ ] is more important why we

don't date more them

let's let's get into like

male bull bulls so you wanna know the

truth we are why don't we date more them

you know like the girls just running

around saying like fds broke dudes yeah

like why we don't love ourselves more

and say you know what

it's up for y'all until i find

her

that person no that's that's

why we don't need it in your 40s i can

tell you why no that's not true

because we don't know where to find them

no it's not that it's because

a lot of

it no more and you're wanted it's a

different totally different your dick

game coming to play everything coming to

play the sense of humor coming to play

yeah intelligence come into play all of

the [ __ ] don't have none of that the

intangible [ __ ] comes into play

i got this bag right here i'm gonna use

this to control her and get whatever i

want and have her do what i want you

want me to take that cla back you better

shut your [ __ ] mouth you'll be right

back in norco dyke

you better shut up

i'm sorry

you want that little three series you

better shut your [ __ ] mouth and you

know what they want it so what they did

they [ __ ] mouth now what happened if

she don't need your little three series

money now you gotta bring other

qualities to the table that's something

now you can't now you can't even hold

her attention

oh deuces when you ladies got your hands

on that little cls boy with hot stuff

there was hot stuff with their cls

wasn't they

i was outside i remember it i remember

too and the x3 don't forget when the x3

i see a

cls was a different vibe though the

shorty had one

little blue chumpy i know that [ __ ] was

all right they was outside why they

stopped making their car well they can't

even make cars no more let me shut up

mic check one two one two man i ain't

even here to part i'm on vacation but i

am caught up on bmf not really yo even i

said i'm caught on bmf how bmf comes on

is dope huh you ain't watch seven

seven isn't officially out ice

only you yo only you got it i know i'm

just saying only you know i just want to

brag about his little boy

i definitely have it in my phone

how to get that i didn't know it was

available i don't know that that is a

possibility ice is the oh actually old

yeah last week that they were like yo

what you ain't seeing the girl plex i'm

like what the [ __ ] is that

bougie ass tech [ __ ]

i have it in my phone episode 7 but i

don't want to betray 50 cent meech

t

little meat stars little meach i don't

want to betray anyone and watch it they

were talking really spicy the stars

but at the end of six i do want to watch

it boy

no but then you it's the same [ __ ] cause

now you still gotta wait another

cliffhanging every episode yeah yeah you

gotta say well i'm mad that i started

watching it when i did i wish i had

waited three weeks because now i'm gonna

put up and it's just yeah just right

through the [ __ ] you got two left it's

good though right

i really like it nah [ __ ] is good i

really like it this is not an ad stars

pay but pay 50 first

not dawg

yo so this little scene spoiler alert

this little scene that very reminiscent

of uh i like how they did that little

omar tribute they didn't say it but that

was a homo tribute it was yeah yeah that

was nice

i don't know if i've seen that oh okay

well let's just play caught up mic check

one two one two mike check let me jam

out for a little bit shout out to the

ladies listening ladies

[Music]

parks i'm always doing it for the ladies

guys you should i'm not i don't want to

hang out with a million dicks like these

[ __ ] do i never did never even when i

was young never hey

let me catch this vibe right quick

and it go

and shout out to chad yo my man chad is

in bmf

sweetest guy you ever want to meet man

who shot chad ran the truck

the food truck that was his truck

alfonzo alonso yeah yeah fonzo's

whatever that was

yo and the show is real good cause i

spent some time in detroit and because i

spent some time in detroit that's just

how i'm on it right now yeah i mean

very important moment in

women taking over hip-hop that i

overlooked cause i was busy [ __ ]

[ __ ]

one night stands in melody this is that

error and i didn't understand i didn't

understand what was happening every time

days loaf came on i might have called

ice i was like yo what's up with shorty

man like what's this

like what's this what's going on like

school me you know sometimes be hot [ __ ]

be hot regionally and you might just not

get it and i didn't get her when she

came out right but that was before bodak

yellow

before hot girl summer

uh

rap city was there but before her

emergence yeah

this was before all of that

so i apologize because i was confused in

that bridge

and she don't get the respect that she

gets for being the bridge and she still

put out hot [ __ ] like

last year a couple years ago she keep

they keep pulling up her features and

stuff too right she she stays busy yeah

well watching bmf

and watching them move around detroit

and watching cash doll do such a great

job shout out to cash dog eminem is in

the next episode

i said dan that would be great if days

just popped up in this [ __ ]

detroit detroit yeah i get it

that would be hard there's a role for

her in this she could even play uh

what's the name kato is her name yeah

yeah

they're a little slow in figuring her

out but it's cool it's cool all right we

got a pod to do where y'all here they're

getting better i appreciate it good boy

man you don't care

yes you should do that

that's a lie he's lying he's lying he

might not be that's a lie that might not

he might not be yeah if you see a girl

and mismatch panties and bra you care

stop

[ __ ] kill i appreciate it more with

you

damn i do not care i'm here to [ __ ] not

that [ __ ] coming off it ain't effective

but i appreciate it with that extra mile

the only time i'm gonna be real with you

only time that matching [ __ ] counts is

if you send in some seductive picture or

something like that if i'm about to [ __ ]

i don't care what you have on cause it's

all coming off if you're trying to

entice me and all of that [ __ ] with the

matching set okay that's yeah you are a

br you're a ghetto dude

well you are hey

but when the chick got on matching bra

and panties and they quality some little

pearl of [ __ ] that [ __ ] hit different

why is he a hood with some nice toes

i don't need it but it's appreciated she

can have a t-shirt on and nothing else

that stop right there you know the

t-shirt is that shirt is better than a

larger ring oh the launcher no no no the

t-shirt only is better than the light it

is t-shirt and boy shorts is like

i didn't say anything about lingerie i

know no i'm just saying matching bra and

panties yeah the bar is in hell yeah i

just asked for a matching brush and a

panty set growing up stop it's ice fault

that the bar is in hell yo

let me tell for 10 years for 10 years

maybe 15 years you couldn't even walk by

victoria's secret without them having a

big sand box of matching brandy's

panties and bra pretty you're still in

the front of the store okay boy they are

out of business y'all getting ready to

say it's about they're all out of

business now these big titty chicks is

[ __ ] in pain fenty is on the way

frederick's left

vicki's left i ain't seen a friend

i don't see him no more you [ __ ] it's

an express struggling what they win

target draws

your target draws

use

haynes

haynesduck

they wearing savage fenty

oh everybody can't afford that skims

came out oh oh

skims came out i'm not gonna pretend

like i know what the brands is that's a

little that's good

besides yeah scams i thought that was

like uh athleisure fenty's her wait

skim's kim i never knew

and apparently they did a big some type

of bundle package something new i don't

know but if you talk to girls they did a

collaboration with somebody yo the women

are excited about everything but dick i

don't know if people are noticing i know

this no they just hide it they hide it

very i know but they're hiding it from

the world now it's not just their home

girls and they ain't hunting from that

[ __ ] they're vibrators well no we're

the only ones that know they ain't

hiding it from roscoe ross gonna know

late night roscoe's getting texts [ __ ]

yeah but if a joke ain't a joke if we

never get serious if they don't tell

nobody else it's only us that no if

we're the only thing real we're the only

thing fake it's a myth

dick is like a urban legend now unless

except for when she show up

sex toys is getting fancy

the rose

nah the rose don't replace the dick

don't choke

no hair don't suck no toes the rules

ain't they're just like in your mouth

[ __ ] if they make a rose with arms then

some of us is done

speak for yourself i'm never speaking

for myself i'm never speaking for myself

stop

you talk about the rolls with arms the

girls make me mad

and we know the girls

go ahead bro

the girls that like [ __ ] older dudes

they come over and they want to get the

[ __ ] old to do right and then what

happens is the older dude show you that

that

and then you learn them something good

right and then they happy that dick

ain't the old then they happy that the

rest of the world think that you got old

slavy ass whacked tired dick

and then they won't tell nobody

why would they do you want to broadcast

it i'm letting you know all the reasons

why you will remain a myth

um nothing that you could do to even get

out of mid land

because now you would now you're a [ __ ]

ass [ __ ] go ahead and get out of

mifflin not if you're a celebrity though

you're a celebrity

a jace

no

so they they want they want to talk

they'll talk

it's dangerous can't do that

you could you get in the celebrity land

too you can't just poke around like that

see you got a girl and that's where my

jealousy comes from with y'all because

women keep men

like safe and grounded and drunk

they protect us from ourselves that's

right so whatever i'm doing is over here

y'all is home like so when y'all make

brain make a man decision y'all got

somebody right there to be like yo babe

you don't even normally move like that

anything all right

right

you're right yeah i'm i'm i'm agreeing

with you he was in the shower a little

long this morning everything okay like

if you got a woman that's paying

attention to you i'm saying what does

that mean what the shower

if you just if she's thinking of you and

taking her own

interest out of it she won't think you

in there calling your side chick she'll

be like wow she noticed that she was in

there just a little longer this morning

is everything okay like you know you go

in the bathroom and try to escape some

things you stay in the shower longer let

the water just pour and you stand there

you'll sit in the toilet longer your

[ __ ] was done 30 minutes ago that's true

and you're just sitting here leg being

numb but your girl

but your girl will notice that you're

paying attention right

now if you don't think you texting your

side

then she might say hey anything good i'm

on the gram

still i just i like what i just like the

attentiveness no

just just being just noticing that hey

something's a little different than

anything right but if you notice him

with negative intentions or negative

connotation i don't wanna it's a way to

notice without attacking or anything i

agree like finding out i know like

that's why yo what you in there doing

yeah it's different than the other yeah

you know everything right well that's

why i get i get i get mad i won't say

man but it's a pet peeve of mine when

you hit my phone with smoke without even

seeing my current status oh yeah yeah

i'm down for smoke nah but you're saying

i don't want to smoke smoke yeah i don't

want smoke but we can have smoke as in

conversation about whatever you're sure

sure sure but check what's happening on

this side first

how's how's my mood that's my minute

like you ain't answering

my last four hours yeah i'm in the car

accident with a tire on it

am i in a space to even handle you the

way i want to handle you probably not so

i'ma say something now you gonna get mad

and it's gonna linger for the next two

three weeks but we lit together it's

nasty i'm glad i don't deal with that

type of [ __ ] yeah me either

me either

but you know what i think that

that's why i think men fall short

everywhere no you set the stage for that

in the beginning

like when you're dealing with jealous

chicks or when you're dealing with

insecure women or you're dealing with

any of that [ __ ] you gotta nip that [ __ ]

in the bud early in the relationship

look look look i don't do that i know

you might be accustomed to other [ __ ]

doing that i don't do that and if you

want to see where this goes

we not doing that right you can't i'm

saying you could do that with them you

can't do that with my wife i'm not them

yeah yeah i'm not them so i don't even

play that game you're not calling you're

not getting out of pocket verbally

you're not doing none of this [ __ ]

because i don't move like that so you

can't do that to me

and you gotta understand and make them

recognize that they really can't get

away with that [ __ ] it stops it's a task

it stops though if you stop and

understood some women think that like a

fight is a sign of

adoration adoration yeah and it's not

yeah it's not at all and they've been in

relationships them toxic relationships

yo i read some [ __ ] it was real crazy

um

this lady was getting her hair done

and she said she went to a homegirl

house her homegirl braid you know that

should be taking hours yeah so she said

the lady had two kids

and she was like yo the kids was running

around going crazy kind of distracted

him so the lady's husband left that do

the braiding

she called and was like babe can you

come get them because they

and she said the dude came fifteen

minutes later picked him up left with

the kids to get them away from from

shorty distracted yeah so she can do her

job she said yo to him it took a little

long he ain't eat i know you're gonna be

hungry when he came home ordered food

for him like good [ __ ] for him and she

said yo she had never been in a

relationship one where if she could have

told her dude to come back and get the

kids he would have came back

without beef then number two because she

was braiding hair and knew that he

didn't eat she ordered like dope [ __ ]

for him knowing that he was gonna be

hungry and she didn't get an opportunity

to cook for him small [ __ ] like that is

huge she was yo she was like yo it

[ __ ] her up

to see that and she was like yo i [ __ ]

her up to say yo i've been in all these

toxic situations where small things like

your husband coming back to get the kids

to help you work

is looked at like wow

or the chick making sure that her dude

eats

is like wow you know what i'm saying

like we've really been in some [ __ ] up

situations where girls could look at the

bar is in hell

like that's adoration that's really what

it is girls really think that [ __ ] is

cute arguing that [ __ ] ain't cute man

yeah if you are if you if you argue that

is not right back you care that's right

yeah that's what they think yeah yeah

that's exactly what they did but but

that's to y'all was like yo i like a

little bit of

crazy i don't mean

but for me crazy and toxic are not the

same and i know today

it is a very fun life but today it is a

fine line and that one can lead to the

other very quickly that makes it tough

enough to distinguish as is but today

when we group a whole bunch of words

that people just use and don't really

know that yeah people just meaning of

the word it gets even tougher to

identify more yeah yeah true yeah so

like right when i said like a little bit

of crazy i mean

if i were to cheat let me consider where

this [ __ ] hands might be

that's what i mean

that's not necessarily

toxic

because nothing happened

what you mean though

if i cheat let me consider where her

knuckles are

let's reverse it it's funny because i

just been having some of these

conversations on a little chatty

right but let's reverse it

how many times you went to the store for

a dutch

me

i don't smoke so

wait

how many times

have [ __ ] sent you to the store to get

a dutch and a sunkist

not at 45 i'm sure you probably went to

the store for someone before in your

life

i think he's going somewhere with it

like you making up a story to go out the

house for a touch

no

how many times in your 45 years on earth

has a man

said to you

yo little [ __ ]

go to the store

get this list get yourself something

nice too

how many times that happened

don't answer me

answer me

whatever you answered when i was like 10

or 11 maybe i haven't had that happen

nah that happened to me when i was like

10 11 years old teenagers all right

first intern

that's what you did all right

that was the end and that was the end

right yes i haven't had that ever mostly

in my teens but like i said when i was

interns at studios

true

oh yeah yeah true

true

so are you taking i've heard from enough

women

that guy that was getting sent to the

store to get the list for the [ __ ] on

the block

it ain't the cutest it's not like they

ain't the most attractive man they don't

like that [ __ ]

they don't like that [ __ ]

they don't it's the girls don't like it

it's not something that men even really

think about

but it's one of those things that the

women will pay attention to they

watching when you they watching when

they go to your block how your [ __ ]

just talk until you're treated oh yeah

they make some of that stuff right

so for me

when you fall in love or you meet a girl

never in my wildest dreams did i did it

ever cross my mind hey does she have

hands

because you just don't think that you're

attracted to

some other things until that becomes

important i'm so lost on the correlation

i'm letting them get there

no it's there for women you bump into

that where you learn

oh

she is not for players it's not for me i

can't i can't

i can't play with this [ __ ] a certain

type of way because he don't go to the

store for [ __ ]

that's what i'm saying i got you hey

there's a certain invisible line of just

respect for the person i'm attracted to

where

oh i can't play with him like that uh an

extreme example of that is when uh

[ __ ] be talking about their crazy

acts or the [ __ ] that's in jail so i

gotta watch how i move out here they

might come home get crazy right

bmf

like that but reverse

yes okay

y'all never y'all never

yeah i've been there for a year so i've

been there before so

i get what you're saying it's similar

before i've been there before it's

similar

toxic is

oh

yeah your view of men and your

relationships with men have been a

little bit of rocky maybe because your

relationship with dad has been rocky and

dad's relationship with mom has been

rocky so now your entire upbringing this

is all you know so this is your

environment so this is what you've

adulted into is this [ __ ] and this

sick idea of well you're just a little

mentally old but you lived and what you

experienced

is the norm and now in your adulthood

you got to go outside and find out what

the norm is cause it's outside it wasn't

in your house you were the anomaly

you're all at a small percentage right

and that

can look

toxic when you got to be in the

relationship and learn that she don't

know how to communicate she don't know

how to talk

you keep seeing her run away from [ __ ]

hey her friend did it wrong she ran away

left the group chat

hey such-and-such

her mom said some [ __ ] they stopped

talking for a few weeks you got to be in

there and peep these little things

yes months years

if that is if she don't [ __ ] with her

parents for any period of time that's a

telltale buddy

these are the things that if you're not

paying attention you'll be surprised if

you're not paying attention then that's

where you at with it and then when you

realize he's like oh [ __ ] the signs was

there you know i

know i should have peeped it i see him

first couple weeks i'm going to do

i see him yeah you better have a little

friend i promise you dog i see him like

in this age

if i start talking to you in in a week

or so

we don't just have

i am exit stage left and i will tell you

as politely as possible look this right

here is not for me we're not compatible

that's cause you're your age yeah like

i've been around i've seen that [ __ ]

i've asked i'm not enduring the arguing

the yelling the screaming i don't deal

with that

i've asked the younger dudes

you know dawg

when you see him in courtship and you

see you see when [ __ ] turn it on like

i'm about to turn it on i've asked dude

yo i've been watching you for a little

while and her

she has done abcd efg up to this point

what do you think you're gonna do when

you what you're gonna do when you stick

your dick in there and [ __ ] have said

cross that bridge when i get there yo i

told him yeah

yeah no no

real story no that's what they say i've

i've been that dude

i've been that dude

[Music]

me too i knew already like though she's

not sick now

she stick your dick in her is it you

know what's coming with that at 22. you

know what you when you were watching

younger

look younger that was part of the

attraction mm-hmm yeah it really was no

honestly if you really want to get in

man brain

let's go we're here now man brain is

this [ __ ] i can stupid now wait till i

put this sausage in her it's going to

calm all that down you will definitely

start why don't act like that stop it

and it happens it'd be kind of the

challenge to us the tame the cool yeah

it does yeah yeah and man that is a big

part of it that's a big part of that for

me it was that's the equivalent of them

seeing that the dude ain't [ __ ] and

saying i could change them yeah yeah no

because ain't [ __ ] and crazy is

different no but i'm saying you'll see

the warning signs of containment

it's the same it's the same thought

process yeah

i see something sometimes i can change i

can fix it dick dick has chained a mini

he been a piece of [ __ ] to everybody

it's gonna bounce back eventually no no

the cuckoo's gonna come out with the

better

and you start giving a dick to somebody

else and they're gonna start going ape

[ __ ] or they're gonna think you are they

start going april sometimes that's worse

yeah exactly yeah it's definitely not

sometimes it's always worse thinking i'm

worse thinking i'm doing something

that's a good point no no no i stand

corrected yeah that that that does make

it worse i should come right back i'm

wrong look i'm wrong

[Laughter]

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but again i just think that um back to

what you were saying

i don't want to deal with that and i'll

introduce the part after yeah

i don't want to deal with crazy slash

toxic i don't want to make the

determination of yo she's just crazy

she's not quite toxic i don't want to do

that no neither i won't either brother

[ __ ] is that oh no i just want to be

happy yeah dawg that [ __ ] is distracting

they ain't making you happy i'm cool

calm household every night

i can i can weather a occasional little

spat but forever yeah like no a normal a

normal disciple on the couch you know

every couple months because we had a

little argument when we was drunk that's

fine definitely depends on where you got

the spat from

yeah

that's true

that's true

yo look at that too but to women

listening on this is real rap that's

your home girl that said that which home

girl tell me

which blogs have you seen this tell me

tell me why

don't even like you hate your publicist

chick floyd's got some stupid idiot by

the side to [ __ ] guide them through

an important decision but uh to the

women listening for real for real

especially us as men

and black men in particular yeah you go

through so much [ __ ]

yeah and parks

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album

you can't really tell chicks all the

time you should move like oh [ __ ]

welcome to episode 487 of the joe budden

podcast i'm your humble gracious

grateful and highly favored host joe

budding here with some really kinky guys

i don't know what you [ __ ] doing in

your rooms but based on the stories that

y'all tell y'all

you don't have to say it to me again

i don't know what y'all doing in your

room

i don't know what you think we're doing

in our room sleeping and drinking all

over

eating asses

she get a birthday out of jail i don't

eat a lot of ass

i'm telling you something anybody don't

get that from joe i got different sex

packages ish that's you i believe you no

no no you didn't pull out that's not

true

everybody every man every time you go to

the car wash you get the fully full

you get the whole [ __ ] armor

[Applause]

yeah just give me the number two today

gold today oh [ __ ] buddy joe did you get

your car washed

oh you're anything i didn't look at it

today oh you got to watch would you yeah

look who ice has to check up on you no

no no it was probably so clairvoyant

look that don't mean that but so

i don't mean that but so it was probably

sitting there so

yo this [ __ ] here boy see that's rich

people chill this guy so what about the

birds

don't drive the car drive it to the car

wash that's kind of saucy though

that's kind of saucy if you think about

it yeah i agree

all right you're just a hater

come on we got man we got mad important

things

to get to or not really or not

all right all right all right

yo there are a lot there's so much to

talk about in hip-hop unfortunately

journalism is at a point today

to where we can't talk about that i'm

not talking about how this [ __ ] is the

wild wild west you got me [ __ ] up this

is the muffins

i'm not sure where you were going to

start but if you're certain where i

think you're going to start i'm cool you

know

thoughts and prayers

thoughts and prayers

no i got a cool sleep for the day

i heard enough stories listen thoughts

and prayers everything that i have

written down let me start with this

youtubers

audio listeners everything written down

is mob ties

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if you want to start with big bird get

in the vaccine

mob talks it's mob ties fair

if you want to start with kanye's

beautiful letter

mob ties it's mob allegedly

if you want to start with some of this

concert festival stuff

good luck how you doing it's mine

it's mob ties right let me see what else

i got written down because it's all mom

time

i mean leonardo dicaprio played in some

mob movies oh

so just different mobs

but

as we

as we enjoy this human experience

you learn

shut the [ __ ] there's mobs everywhere

it's all it's mobs all over it's mob's

all over and as i keep having to explain

to the new age civilians

i like this part today

i like it wayne nowhere near finish

the full circle moment is when y'all

were talking off mike about how old

sivan's dad is

the guy comes full circle

look at that

savon's dad is somewhere around my age

real [ __ ] shout damn round of applause

man that's my guy

beautiful [ __ ] senior that you shot

out there this kid

kid's beautiful this kid's great you

know when you meet somebody mom and

grandpa's yo you did a great job yo

yo

talked about your all-time job you did

how you raised yeah

like don't even matter if you were there

you owe me the jobs you did devon's

great right yes yes

that should be a constant reminder that

[ __ ] was born in one

98

what [ __ ]

96 son

yeah he was born when the fuji's dropped

if you listen real good you can hear how

stupid he is

he said 94.

same thing

as 94 in 2000 my god

it ain't hard to tell off the radio by

the time he wasn't even a thought before

that that's what i'm saying why do you

think the [ __ ] is he trauma

they think they old [ __ ] those people

exist we just our parents i had a dream

the other day that's all it is and i'm

sick

i had a dream the other day that

at adulthood

at every birthday you had

that's who you spent the year with

the people that were that age

you didn't see nobody else oh you

thought it was just but that your age

group and now y'all stuck as a community

having to escape the room let the 23

year olds be with the 23 year old all

year

yeah for the year and ask somebody turns

23 they enter that [ __ ] that's right

because iowa

what's going on

yo they would go crazy son

they would go crazy yo if you sit a

bunch of all the 24 year olds gotta be

with all the 24 year olds all year may

have mate straight

[ __ ]

nuts

you got to survive have you got to make

it to your 40s dawg rikers i'm so glad

it's right because i'm so glad dudes in

their 40s just don't break out in a fist

fight randomly like back in the day i'm

glad my child doesn't have to live

through that i forgot who i was talking

about fighting with the other day i was

just like i'm so glad i don't fight no

more yeah that is just for the birds

yeah like now the 20 year olds don't

break out into a fight either i know

they're backing out but that's why i'm a

hypocrite now they're whipping out

because i'm gonna come in here

oh my god everyone stopped the killing

but another and i could see how dudes

just wasn't in the mood to fight that

day

i'm just in the mood to shoot i'm not

fighting i'm not i'm not exerting energy

it's the fact that you know i'm going to

do this

i'm going to do this i got camera phones

now

everybody got camera phones i can't take

this l yo fan sometimes i go outside and

be like yo are you crazy this is a

really bad time for a fight to break out

for me like my morning was rough

i have to get to it then let's get to it

but i'm gonna feel it in the following

days i don't want to do any of that

yeah

yeah if i could see how a young dude

would feel like that

19 you can get to it

at the drop of a hat you don't got no

[ __ ] bad bones at 19. put your hands

up [ __ ] doing some [ __ ] looking for

it anybody looking yeah i'm popping off

yeah now that same [ __ ] is 19.

what a glock fam they different i rolled

in the middle of the pack let's see if

the leaders can negotiate us out of this

let's see let's see if the guys in the

back is really [ __ ] well that's the

other problem i think this is a good

spot to be mermaid squid games when dude

couldn't choose between number one and

the last number 19. it was like all that

it's like one of those

guys listen you got to pick your spot in

squad i didn't want to be in the front

in squid games i'm not taking number one

sometimes we was going to do's block

where i like a couple of those dudes

like

it's my man right there come on man we

gotta all right

i hope they piece it up in the front yo

you stupid get back here i don't want to

get into that oh my god

that's another issue there's no there's

no organization no more like like it

used to be which mob story would you

gentlemen like to begin with i don't

have very much to say about any of it

i'm on vacation already i keep telling

y'all

we're not here next week

you're the

leader of this

yeah you captain of the shipwreck

yeah we in the middle

i'm in the middle all right so i mean i

guess we will start with travis scott

okay travis scott

we've discussed this because we've

discussed it yeah um but travis scott in

the astroworld festival if you were

unaware took place

when was that over weekend friday night

over there last night it was friday

saturday was cancelled

uh

hysteria over there uh

horror

horror over there stampede

lives were lost uh eight lives so far

hundreds of people injured

uh over 300

over 300 what over 300 people injured

including a 10 year old countless

lawsuits a nine-year-old a 12 year old

children uh horror stories being written

videos resurfacing or surfacing

of allegations of people running around

and poking people with needles with

drugs in it against their will

they haven't been substantiated yet but

and a lot and a lot of different parties

at play i want to be very careful

handling this

because there's an ongoing investigation

one

uh

two because these are peers this is our

peer group three we work very closely

with live nation as does anyone that

tours the country that

works around the country at these venues

right

uh but this was a live nation event the

four of these are human beings andy's i

was about to say that too i was gonna

let you know

most importantly i started that's by

default

but lies were lost so you just want to

handle this in a real sensitive manner

and this was a horrific story to read

and continue to read because we had to

keep reading about it

um so where do we begin with this

for me it's

probably at the performer

center stage

okay the show's going on

i think you start with the the planning

i don't i don't start

theoretically part of the plan yeah if

you don't want to do it the other way

then let's do it the other way to my

understanding

this

capacity was 200 000

and when they were planning for the

tickets

the number was 50 000

as a performer

looking at the crowd

that was more than 50 000 people

and that was more than a hundred

thousand people

but you said the capacity capacity

was 200 000 gotcha tells me

we're safe yes

because initially we said it in the

reverse

that the capacity was fifty thousand two

hundred and two hundred thousand people

showed up so now we've cleared that up

feel free to fact check me

i'm off the dome because we got a lot to

get to in real time

but if it was 200 grand was the capacity

and they were at a buck a buck 50. we

can kind of take back the allegations

that they oversold tickets on purpose

right right we could take back the the

allegations that you you staffed

security wise slow down slow it down

cause i was getting we're gonna break it

all

down that's where i was going i was

waiting speeding right now i don't slow

down so we'll get there at venue size

we're safe

correct

don't mean you were staffed for now true

listen

don't speed okay let's not touch staff

yet let's break it all the way down

we're touring soon

and i've toured and you've toured

sometimes in your negotiations with

different venues in different states and

cities

depending on the event

the promoter or the planner or whoever

you're working with the venue

or live nation or somebody probably live

nation will say

this ain't for kids under 18.

you can't

well you can't

you can't have oh yeah yeah you can't

got yourself out you're going to be

under 18 years old at this event gotcha

that leaves a decision to be made on our

side right

because we were planning for tickets we

think that we got some cool 16 17 year

olds that should be able to attend this

is astroworld themed after a theme park

yeah i understand from six flags astral

world if i am the performer and i pose

this question to you you guys oh

and someone suggests to me

a dog 18 and up for this travis scott

show should probably not be all ages

i wouldn't think so i wouldn't think so

either

just based on but without without

knowing anything that happened

if you're in the mix here

and it's travis scott one of the biggest

stars in the world actually i should

have started with that because a lot of

the people out there don't know the type

of earner he is you all don't know what

it means to see a hundred thousand

people show up at an event like this

tickets probably sold out quickly asleep

oh yes

you all don't know what it means to see

that elaborate of a merchandise booth

it means something you gotta go through

that to know that but this is a high

high earning event which shows plant in

vegas and wherever they had a run plant

well no no they didn't have a run plant

astro world is its own festival like how

we said rolling loud or something like

that was

he was set to perform at another

festival in vegas called day in vegas

yeah i'm not talking about that well

you're saying i i said there was a they

canceled saturday astroworld astro world

day one houston day two houston it was

two days back-to-back yeah like how

rowland laughs

the second night correct

uh the domino effect was other festivals

that he was booked for begin to cancel

him he pulled out of the other festival

they didn't cancel him yeah i would have

doubted him he said yo i'm a little too

distraught right now over what happened

i can't perform right now and his pr

wouldn't let him perform anyway if

that's [ __ ]

that's [ __ ]

i disagree

i'm not arguing i'm gonna tell you i'm

gonna tell you because it's all open for

interpretation why i think it was not

[ __ ] i'm gonna tell you and what

pieces don't make me get in my phone

because there were some other festivals

that came out and said

safety of our crowd has always come

first as the result of the other day's

events

we go which festival did that

but

he's gonna find it in vegas is the one

that he which part did you think is

[ __ ]

i'm saying what are the other festivals

he'll pull it up

and if you can't i'll find it but

it's not it's important yeah yeah yeah

yeah it started

but i'm gonna tell you why i agree it

might have been

even this day and festival announcement

of him pulling out may have just been

saving face

because the back no i'm saying they

might the festival might have said your

dogs say something saying you can't be

here we'll let you save face but we

can't have you here that's impossible i

say that because

fortnite

everybody know what fortnite it means to

these little kids that big-ass video

game

culture

he did a concert in fortnite

he had skins which are like

uh allows your character to look like

him

they immediately pulled all travis scott

[ __ ] out of the game

so it's it could be some little you

think that was by his request and that's

what i'm saying that's why i'm inclined

i'm telling i'm giving my opinion

because i believe i can see through some

of this media fodder

travis scott yeah and that's what it is

travis scott has not spoken a word

in years

y'all fans ain't heard his voice

talking

in years this is not a joe observation

this is a fact

the last time he opened his mouth he put

his [ __ ] foot in it and i'm sure

somebody said yo shut the [ __ ] up don't

mention that type of [ __ ] again it was

some social justice [ __ ]

where he just came out sounding like oh

well i mean you deserve but i mean i

don't know and [ __ ] shut up

somebody went to him and said shut up

and we ain't heard from him

until the other day

because somebody said you gotta say

something you have to say something

that's how this game goes yeah

when i went to see what he said

it sounded like somebody said

you got to go say something

and that's where i was mad in our other

conversation that the patrons will get

if i lose my kid

and those are your words to the public

it don't make me feel so sincere at the

heart it made me feel like we're

covering up for business and we're

trying to protect some things and when

there's this amount of millions at stake

yeah that's not out of bounds for me you

know that's not far fetched know my

problem with this my problem with this

is

you all know what travis scott brings to

what the travis shots travis scott show

brings who's y'all the the festival

organizers okay that's why the community

the community the culture period yeah

you know what he what he brings this is

why you book him this is why he get that

top slot

he just is the money maker

you know it's pandemonium he encourages

pandemonium at his shows granite has

never been to this extent before but

y'all was cool with it

with

encouraging the [ __ ] to happen you

knew this is what he gets on stage and

do now it's oh we got a distance yeah

what's the ticket prices like that's

your world

i don't imagine a couple hundred today

at least easily yeah and that's why

as hard as it is i try i'm ignoring i my

ear tunes out what isis saying

because just when you think about humans

right if 20 million is at play in the

next eight hours

we're gonna do some things

yeah that's humans

so

yeah what you're saying is right ice but

this look at this [ __ ] this bit it's

eight figures that in 2019 it was 179

for a two-day plan

300.

300 plus i'm not gonna pull my

calculator out it's just good it's got

it and i'm not asking him because i know

he's good at math i don't want to know

because i know

i ain't carry the one

and then they announce he's giving full

refunds back

i'm not counting the merch see this is

where i stand

i don't blame him

because from what i've read a shitload

of people snuck in

right they bum rushed they said a

shitload of people snuck in right that

[ __ ] like jokers was do you know doing

[ __ ] [ __ ]

and um

i let me take that back i don't know how

this goes and i don't know how they set

it up right i don't know who's

responsible for what but when you see

the patrons knocking down the gates and

rushing in

it's like yo we could have potentially

they got gates up this gets to my next

point you know my problem hold on hold

on joe what's going on what's up what's

up coco ish this is my problem with

if you look at any of the promo videos

for astro world before this like what

they put out

guess what they show

[ __ ] like that

it's almost like they're they know the

[ __ ] comes they encounter they've

done this before they highlight it

that's what i've been trying to tell

y'all like what travis brings is a

little different

it's like look

when you're getting a point you know

they're going to do this wild [ __ ] but

you don't have to you you i think

there's a lot of people

and travis is probably one of them i

wouldn't exonerate him but i'll say he's

innocent either

before i get to travis i'm gonna try my

best to break down some important

elements here

staffing is my next one

apparently there were 750 officers

there

i've spoken to some people it seems like

it seems like i'd say that's a lot

that's a lot seems like a lot sound like

a lot yeah sounds like a lot to me

because that's just officers

there's probably also security and you

know

750 officers

sounds like a line it does right if it's

like organized correctly and because

again that's just obviously because you

figured including you just stopped you

think of the cities other people are

going to help maintain this is what ian

was saying and me and him thought about

it

he said well you think of the cities and

sounds about right you got one cop for

every 10 000 people in the city

well this ain't the city

it ain't spread out

this is 120 000 people come in one split

750 in a worst case scenario

if all of these people begin to

push

that's just on the slightest if they

begin to push now they begin to jump up

and down and make a circle and push

people out the way and now there's force

of people the wave

a wave if you watch a hundred foot wave

they'll tell you about how a wave is

formed and how tough it is to get over a

wave because of how it's formed with the

force of the whole [ __ ] ocean doing

it it's deep

750 people don't sound like enough to

control a worst case scenario

for every for almost every 270 people

it's one cop

for almost every two rushing the

barricade i'm jumping over if i don't

have a ticket i'm hopping that one so

but again

we don't know if that includes

that we don't know if that includes like

private security unless they don't let's

say it don't right okay you could double

it was a thousand no

it says there was 505 event security

staff 91 armed private security officers

and 76

officers from the houston police

department at the event okay so the 750

is total total support that's not enough

that's probably not no no listen

let's double but i guess i can see how

they would think of something yeah but

again you going off of whatever matrix

yeah you're going off for whatever

standard and metric that you have and

even if you're true and even if

bro you do south by southwest you do

rolling loud you looking at these people

this is what they do exactly these

festival [ __ ] they're not new

to the rodeo this is what they do but so

you saying for rolling loud we had

500. travis scott brings a different

level of pandemonium let's do 750. right

even if they had 1500 [ __ ] when

you talking about 200 000 people now you

talking about one cop for every 130

people if the people still want to be

unruly they can and there's nothing you

could do

they can

one cop for every 130 people 100 140

people this is where it gets freaky now

right

and you got to use your own brain for

this type of stuff

now the police

sheriff the head

comes out and says

yo prior to the event a week before we

met with travis and his people we said

we didn't think that this was staffed

correctly

and you might need a little more and

we're aware of your history so please be

careful in how you behave i have a

problem with that

well first of all do we believe this

i don't believe it i don't believe that

no okay i don't believe that because

everybody's trying to cover their

[ __ ] of course

absolutely right

but maybe you could see it happening

honestly i mean you trying to get your

guys some ot if you the police sheriff

yeah yeah i want a couple more of my

guys being on the assignment i want

another 100 guys on that assignment well

i mean

the worst case and if i'm being positive

y'all know my city

true i know my city and i know you i

know how we get i think we need more

yeah yo when i you let it go down if

they say no

when i when i hired the cops for the

pool party very low scale here but when

i had the cops for the pool party like

yo let me get two cops out there and

they was like how many people you

expecting and i told them they was like

sure you don't want another car why you

say that

just i just know my city

nighttime

a lot of cars park neighbors it could

get

you might want more than one just so the

neighbors could feel cool like we'll

handle it hey you're right hey book it

book it so it's one of those

i believe it

maybe it didn't go like that

but i believe that concern was expressed

i'm sure

and i believe [ __ ] might have said get

the [ __ ] out of here y'all cops we do

this we do this for a living

yeah it's true too egos come into play

well no back to the the companies that

do this they got the metrics we do 100

police officers we throw 500 events a

year of houston deputy man right thank

you

we got it though yeah hey this is 20 30

40 50 million dollar business in nine

hours hey yo dawg appreciate you

but it's above you i'm serious not a

stranger [ __ ] i agree how do you leave

we do this this is what we do you're out

of your league

we got it thanks for the suggestion

152 total

sounds like someone could interpret it

as negligence that's what i'll say

sounds like you might have been prepared

if things are going normally but at this

event you have to plan for a worst case

scenario lawyers are telling you all the

time playing for the worst case scenario

it's my job i know you don't think it'll

go like that

i'm telling you it might happen like

this we need to be protected but again

that's all relative to what the norms

are

we don't know

what the norms are

but you get what i'm saying it's

reasonable to assume that they probably

handled it the way they're used to

handling yeah yeah or

a little bit above and beyond what the

norms are

because it is him well that's back to my

other patreon point

hip-hop don't know how to [ __ ] my

spit

well yeah

stop [ __ ] stealing everything

thieves no cause i don't think it's a

money thing i just don't you don't know

how to mosh pit dogs there is a culture

to mosh yes it is 250 there's a way to

do it and you think i think all of the

rock and roll venues are staffed over

the top to prevent this type of thing no

i don't i just think we doing something

because it's making this type of money

and it's garnering us this attention at

these festivals and these bookings and

these rates

but we ain't really thinking about like

the safety of [ __ ] again this is the

same artist who has the lyrics saying if

it ain't it ain't a mosh pit if it ain't

no injuries

like he need to delete that picture that

academics said it's still on his

instagram or the white kid laid out

thank the lord

see because we in lawsuit land now there

we go and if you didn't know that

well [ __ ] why did you think kylie

jenner keeps posting about whatever the

[ __ ] she's posting about

that's another billion dollar family

they don't just talk they don't waste

words for free

there's a reason that you move every

piece on the board the reason you play

every card these [ __ ] ain't just

grabbing their phones to tell you all

their deepest concerns i saw a drake uh

post

i'm sure he went and got with his

[ __ ] team how do we handle this this

this is horrible

we gotta jump out a meeting was

immediately seven o'clock in the morning

maybe one o'clock in the morning they

had how do i address this

billion dollar business yeah billion

dollars and the consumer don't never

look at it that way because we're on the

other side of the fence

but when it's that type of money yo any

show in the world where that type of

money is at stake hey the next scene

could get tense

we might concede backstabbing

we might concede murder we might

conceive who knows we might could see

the couple the wife run off you don't

know what you could see when that type

of money is at stake i don't know why

because this is thinly veiled under the

guise of hip-hop that we don't apply

that same thinking you're right true

because again at two posturing 200 000

people at 365 a ticket dogs

no you're talking seven million seventy

million dollars in one day and that

don't count the merch we're not even

counting the merch and beverages and

food damn it's a bigger take than money

heist yeah for families go watch money

hype you're talking about two days my

[ __ ]

yeah i don't think i don't even think

about parking oh my god

everything's consistent

all that [ __ ] sanitizer i let the [ __ ]

set up the fruit the fruit stand at the

pool party thank me for the next six

months

[Laughter]

the taco truck last year thanked me for

the next three months uh-huh hey the

pineapples was on business that you just

responsible for

no it was great until i had to carry out

bags of empty [ __ ] fruit he didn't

help me with no dog you talking about

again just from the gate money

yeah it's 150

million dollars in two i see what some

of you [ __ ] do for a thousand dollars

a half a billion dollar take yeah

he's one of them yeah he's one of them

you know the festival i'm talking about

that announced they were uh

uh removing him they also announced that

they were replacing him

you gotta bring in another heavy hitter

to get that back don't know how i feel

about this post malone that's the

invention do you know the headache

that that company had to deal with just

to think about replacing the likes of a

trainer in a week the list was short

that list was short in a week we got to

see if they even available it's festival

season [ __ ] is out [ __ ] running

around yeah so they had to make it a lot

of people had a headache and a migraine

when this occurred

aside from us reading it as humans with

human hearts filled with love

this is a catastrophe on all

all

levels which brings me to my final point

that i sat with for a little bit

looking at this through the eyes of the

entertainer

it's tough i don't expect everybody to

be able to get it

that's why i can't listen to everybody

we are trained

from yay high

to keep the show going the show must go

on we are yo i believe that

it's it's drilled in your head i don't

think but in the same in the same token

though you're also drilled at crowd

control

crowd control

wait wait hold on

crowd control

is one thing

at sobs

i get it and again plaza and again and

again we now out he's the opposite of

that with over 100 000 people i've

missed things in a room of 10. and he

high up it's dark outside you he [ __ ]

around i don't know if he smokes or

drinks he might be high or drunk or

whatever the [ __ ] case

and the party and he encouraged like you

don't you see the wild [ __ ] happening

and that's that's what i was going to

get to yeah like because yes there is

two hundred thousand hundred thousand

people out there

i want your agent that

adore you yes

you can have you can you can

contr and your control your crowd

control is part of what made you how old

how old is travis scott screaming he's

young

pull it up

let's keep this in its proper

perspective i don't know how old is i

ain't the biggest fan i like tekko mo

you could tell what his fan base is his

fan base i like that early 20s mid 20s i

like all his music late teens to but

he's one i like his music i don't know

him right that's what i mean like 30

years old blurred today amongst these

fans i love travis scott music i don't

know this [ __ ] i can't tell you what he

would and wouldn't do in a situation

well i tell you you seen on stage

like again a lot of people i saw saying

yo he could have stopped and said

something they didn't watch the entire

stream or they didn't watch it they saw

clips and videos that went around as

someone who watched the entire

performance because it was streaming

from what he saw when he saw somebody in

the crowd [ __ ] up he stopped the show

he's like yo oh oh somebody's down right

here no everybody back back don't touch

them don't touch them security get over

there security was taking too long yo

jump the barricade get over there

if you were looking at 100 thousand

people you might not be able to tell

what's going on of course in his defense

what the one he did see seven

50 people's staff total is not enough to

handle when the performer stops the show

abruptly to say yo handle that over

there right yo so i've been on a stage

where the fight broke out and i've

stopped

you wanna if you didn't care about the

fight you care about the people missing

the show because it's a fight yeah so

you say

hey and that over there as soon as they

get to that we gonna get right back to

it hold up

sometimes

they take long they take a minute

i'll be in little tiny clubs not only

that i've been on stage with some

rappers when the fight breakout

keep the crowd distracted

don't i don't want everybody focusing on

that so i got i gotta turn up a little

bit to keep it going so that security

can handle that without everybody else

getting involved it's true right so now

we're gonna take it to this you can be

in a club dog with a thousand people

and they might have 20 security guards

cop slash whatever maybe

right that's one for every 50.

we talking about a a scenario for one

every 200 and change and it's a big ass

venue so the [ __ ] can start

some [ __ ] in the mosh pit but it's still

people guarding the door there's still

people at the gate it's still people by

the concession stands there's still

people by the register

i mean it's all spread around right

throughout the the big guy's venue

correct so when some [ __ ] happens dog

you know how hard it is to walk through

200 000 people to get to the front and

pick a body up

making it seem like it's just like they

dropped the ball which they might have

in in certain areas we still don't know

who to like be clear we don't know who

to put let's tell you something uh

on top of the little baby ambulance

right i'm not blaming look at my ears

apart from my earlier jobs right when i

was like 17 18 years old

i worked at the meadowlands as security

oh go you yeah yeah you know [ __ ] had

to get

jobs working at giants and raiders gay

giants was getting their ass what

you buy [ __ ] no no this matters

anytime everybody know raiders fans they

have a reputation with them same as

eagles fans

giants getting their ass with raiders

fans talking [ __ ] there was fights

breaking out in the crowd everywhere we

have walkie-talkies they like security

get to section 132 everybody starts

running security no no get to section

208 like you can't be everywhere at once

when the [ __ ] starts popping off like

that it's only a handful of y'all but

y'all are not prepared for the entire

crowd to be a situation

you'll be prepared for a uh you know

individual situations here right there

but when it gets to be the entire crowd

we was like oh [ __ ] what the [ __ ] do you

do now and again we just did the number

so it's one particu officer for every

240 [ __ ] mm-hmm

you you you kind of just like joker's

over here selling merch you got to have

cops over there by the emergency

i haven't left the 70 million number

i don't need no other number

yeah

well the number we need it's a hundred

million dollar a day yo the next eight

hours hundred and something million

dollars one day went down over a hundred

million over a hundred over 100 people

is what you're saying

but they might have been i'm saying i

know what humans do

when that money is at stake

i know what you might overlook mm-hmm i

know what some of you broke [ __ ]

overlooking we know what you might look

at the corner right here we're gonna cut

a corner right there when you start

talking about 150 million dollar day 120