Fix Yourself

you don't need that the robes you 20 you are 25 years old

you need a rose you need to see yeah you got a problem yo check this out dogs

as a 25 year old man there's a few things that you shouldn't need yeah

or any other flowers dick pills the cam pink potion lotion

horsepower you shouldn't need nothing related to your penis yeah not till at least 35

even then they gonna say joe you willing and i'm gonna say yep

you don't need that at 35 well no i don't but i mean performance enhancement

you knew around here sometimes mario needed the little mushroom

to get big that didn't mean life was going bad that just man he was still he was still fast he could

still jump oh yeah he punched the blocks a little

harder not at 25. 25. and and you know what man

yo let me let the audience know i'm semi back on vacation mode because we're off on friday

miss these guys and somehow when there's not a lot to talk about my brain find a lot of things to talk about some of it

may not make sense but that's why we're here right car wrecks are entertaining listen to this

and what you know how do i even say this what did we just talk about

help me out come on stick up dick pills at 25 you shouldn't need that stuff that's what we was talking about

right

yeah at 41 years old i think i have enough uh

i have enough sample size of my sex history to be able to now firmly and confidently

say no i see why the girls was acting crazy

you got enough of a little rapport about yourself sometimes words get back in the street even man i mean and chicks just

pay attention to things that men don't pay attention to i'm just off on a run-on sentence here but

i just understand i understand when you get a stalker for two years in a row

she's having a hard time letting it go i get it i empathize with that experience

i know what happened there i was there i did it y'all could play that fake bisexual gay

stuff if you want [Music] but when you're done with your own girls

and that guy to come out i was there i think today you're not going to tell

your own girls that side of you yeah and i can't because i'm a guy i love you

but if you think real hard you get wide it gets tough for me

and that's an important psa to start with because winter is here coldest day in new york 35 degrees tim's

is out freezing park park's got tim's on this late tim season for me this is when

you either run the target for the weighted blanket the heated blanket or

or you dig something up get one of those nice flesh blankets to come on over

no netflix nobody is still watching this a flesh blanket little flesh blanket and

pillow still that one you eat things right on up mm-hmm little salad listen i'm gonna take this

part to a place that many most of you men can't venture to man and it's all right it's all right i will lead this

thing just don't feel like pimping later pippin's on the list of you got to be

quiet now bro but does he he number two of course yeah i got a few people on the list before

him shut up a little bit he got to shut up no he has to shut up why he was there i hate when y'all

trying to invalidate pivot okay but no you said it dawg listen he got a version of things but he

does and he was an integral part of that they don't do that without him indeed but he sounds so corny and that music

i'm voicing it not me it is you wait that's me

you wanna vacay it's cool and that's the other thing that's dangerous like as a woman you got to be

careful when you like accuse your man of behaving like a single dude like

you got to be careful that you might not have never seen that dude turn up like some of the young dudes didn't see his

shadow in the streets like they just think it's buildings muffins

that's the whole eight day tweet and be like hey muffin man

[Music] i'm saying that really exists man that's it that's it it's a nice girls don't

know that though you got to turn it up the girls stay stuff you'll be like yo you you gotta

even in that relationship where you can't execute it the threat needs to loom i

think yeah that was true that's horrible to say yeah um

i think they know i think they know i think the people that i've dealt with can't say it's horrible to say and then

say i think they know no it's horrible to say that the threat needs to lose but it does i know it depends it depends i don't

even know if they don't know if they don't know then the threat needs to loom you're right if they don't know

yes i think i think bingo the people that i have been in that space with they know good

for me they know it they know and they still it's like um do they really know

they happen to know no see and that's where man i don't think they know i think what happens is this women go wrong let me tell you what

i think i think that

be careful man i am trying to even start this part yeah and we haven't cursed no that's good no we didn't no we didn't we

didn't talk about those pills no no that's not a curse no okay i don't know no i think that's good i think that they

think that they are above your normal right so i think they like oh yeah you dealt with them but i'm not them i'm her

we think all women feel like that you're like sweetie pie she thought she was here

no no yeah they all have been her yeah you get what i'm saying and i think that

sometimes they don't know that until they see you with the next her and then they'd be like see i'd be

feeling like you shouldn't play with me like i mean i made the real her crumbles

but you can't even think of a sound you can't say it you can't do it you're very toxic

but what's wrong with a toxic fact but if you get me hot i'll ask the therapist

that now you get me mad what's wrong with being able to refer to something you're like yo dog

yo the fan the dude that you like the dude that you asking to see listen

we gonna start man [Music]

you just can't hide i it i can't and that's why i need some help

man i need some help hold up hold up hold up hold up come on let's introduce hold up man let's get it going let's do this the right way because i can tell

you all ready to park today yeah man that's good i'm starting with summer appreciation

yep i gotta really unpack summer walker man i got mad thoughts i'm here today oh my

god i just told somebody earlier that's

before i find out summer walker's crazy i was in love already and that's a topic too if you want to

have that conversation when you was in when you was in love and then learned that she was crazy but this was my introduction to summer walker's record

i was in love i made every phone call in the world to find out who this girl was and where i can get more music let's go

though i'm on my thanksgiving vibe my vacay vibe today r b lovers what up out there

i'm feeling comfy and cozy i'm right at home

now why like all right

listen sometimes i lose my co-host when i get too deep in r b at the start

bart's got tim's on i don't know if this is the right thing that's cool it's cool let me just set us up right it's a holiday week holiday

week it's a holiday week out there a lot of ladies are suffering from broken hearts a lot of dudes are too

y'all don't fool me with them instagram pics duke i can see through it yo i read [ __ ] really well yo i learned that

about myself too like through action you're articulate and [ __ ] no i know what these [ __ ] be trying to do out there

hold up though yo dog dog it sounds like something no

see i'm getting back to this song but it's something to be said i'ma hit a

[ __ ] ride man i am you click right yo there is something to

be said when you drop a project and now you gotta make time for it

that ain't spoken about enough because a lot of people aren't attempting to do that

and even if you are like you might not be powerful enough to really execute your vision the way you see fit like the

adele's uh [ __ ] happened with spotify and she said some real common sense things

and with the snap of a finger it happened whatever you need she isn't the first person to say that

very same thing that's gangster but she's powerful enough to make happen to make it happen i am appreciative of that

round of applause thank you adele they just got a reporter fired for her

i hate when my brain is in this type of what was i just talking about before using my summer

and you got to make time yo for summer summer's album makes me have to find

time to listen to it like i'd be mad busy like my life hasn't changed but now in the shower maybe i'll put a

little more effort in grabbing the speaker and letting it rock while i'm getting dressed like

a project that make you care enough to actually invest in it the way they invested in it and that don't happen a

lot we got a few of them this year like you could tell donald did that yeah mm-hmm

tyler did that mm-hmm there's a few of them that did that this year and that's why that grammy album of the

year category is going to be real hard i'm all over the place but hold up hold up hold up oh my god

you believe it when they tell you what they tell you

[Applause] [Laughter] [Music]

[Applause]

is just shot to the toilet i don't believe a word

from anybody i believe like action only damn near i gotta see it i gotta see it how would you see that

this year [ __ ] it's not my [ __ ] no it's not my name never never my [ __ ] never that's never

your [ __ ] never it's never yours it's your timeline right now that's about all you getting that's it

yeah you got it you got elise yeah short-term long-term my turn

my [ __ ] is my turn i treat it like a show whoever going on next

is that no no i'm saying far higher

nope i know somebody coming after this but listen now

who don't know what you talking about yeah hey whoever's next you gotta move me out the spot dog

i was there i know what i did i left my mark here i know what i did she told she told me but

you just said you want to believe her she ain't tell me what words

who

since we're having this talk can i tell y'all one of the best things to happen for me is for my little sleepy

dick that had gotten leaked wait

it's a mind trick all right never mind oh this is what it comes on

today i get my cozy clothes on no no i get it i'm gonna be in the seat for me yo that

is awesome man that happened that's what you think is coming oh man jokes on you

i made an impatient woman today goddammit interesting uh turn of events and walk

the garden we went from your limp dick to empathizing with women but come on because that's because that's not fear

at it see even in that i empathize with him it's [ __ ] up you got tricked like that

wow what now that's what you look what you got to deal with now

i'm lost you're here now help me out cause that's not fair man that was you

see that picture and then bump into this [ __ ] guy in a lusty night and have that [ __ ] pull out that old man bag of

tricks on you and now your whole little world is like that's not fair that's a lot

i'm dead ass i know i'm talking to men you won't say it no i get it

it's good exactly when you meet like i get it they out here falling for the yo these

tricks they falling for out here what they do when they start meeting a wily veteran

like that had you open oh man you don't stand a chance yeah it's cheap so it's only out of and

that's where and that's where being a man comes into play because now it's only out of your grace and mercy that

you really not aiming your toxic gun

and that should be acknowledged you'll be wanting to learn them something though see you'll be watching the learning [ __ ] yo fam you just don't even

know who you're talking to dog you don't know yeah but you got it

my father caught you seven eight years ago yo it's always taking place i try to

prevent him no i keep saying why i ordered you keep saying you keep flashing right back to

the 80s in detroit [Laughter] you dope sick you hopping over

you trying to show it to them goddammit um where we at where we at first of all how y'all doing man what episode is this

i ain't intro the last episode neither that's how i'm on it now 489 i believe that's how morning seven years

you either keep up or you don't 470 what 489 489 today now yeah uh welcome to

episode 489 of the joe budden podcast yada yada yada yada i'm him these are the new calls we've been here we have

been holding it down shit's rocking it's been beautiful out there hopefully everybody's doing well you all good you're good you're amazing amazing

everybody's great awesome get all that out the way now how was your weeks [ __ ]

it's good and let me stop because then they say oh if i was a co-host of his i would never read them i would fight after that because i hate

these [ __ ] they're stupid they are annoying with that [ __ ] they want what are they what they want us they want us they want us all to hate

joe they want to fight them right that's what they really want yeah they do and then they're going to egg that as much

as they can there's value in it but anyway how was your weekend yeah huh [ __ ]

wait what i don't i sell sneakers blinding value too

yourself i saw sneakers how was your week man uneventful how about yours yeah mine was

really quiet i didn't do [ __ ] but work very quietly it's kind of crappy

why are people so miserable on the holidays it's not miserable just getting low preparing for the same stacking yeah

yeah it'd be uh anxiety running around yeah like yeah anxiety they've got mad [ __ ] to do

condition i'm not getting my kids nothing for christmas really

good luck but what trey gets some money he's thanksgiving wrong we're gonna chop it that's one

time trey's grown alexa gonna remember but here what are we talking about here you got a

mother you got a father you got a little brother yeah man i love that family fam yeah yeah that's just too expensive

yeah they get expensive and and again and when they start thinking oh you got a little bit more money now yeah their

ex their their uh expectations expectations increase too yeah trust me i know started getting pelotons on the

ground that's what you're going through yeah i'm going through they think you got money yeah they think i got money why i have no idea about it yeah

that kills me too like nobody has figured out podcasting but you just assumed something because everybody got

a podcast yeah you just see everybody running something you say oh no it got to be somebody throw some money in there something

happening over there getting it i'm like family like people jump to conclusions about being like well how do you know

i'm broke me too i had a channel hey check out the job ask me why are you still working here man ain't you in a podcast i'm like

yeah yeah so why are you still working on your podcast we left spotify nobody act like i got a demotion fighter

they bring it up yeah yeah they run it up well anyway um

all right so y'all had a good week i had a week i had an eventful week planned but by the time it came around i wasn't with none of that like uh

the tiana concert was sunday for me um uh had tickets to go

it was at terminal five not the biggest fan of terminal five

that's a standing venue like as a consumer

it's tough to get me out of my house i heard you and i love tiana and i've seen that show i thought i was going there i

didn't go cool what day was it sunday night

and sunday is just a tough night to get somebody out there every night is a tough night to get me out the house now they gotta really be

going down and that's true too i don't go powerhouse was just just passed uh people calling me you coming no

like i just i don't leave the house i leave enough when i work i just want to be home with my baby i don't want to

leave you like that lavishly i don't want to leave the house too much

even with the holidays and all of that [ __ ] and we work so much yeah yeah yeah sure it's home shopping

yeah it's a lot like a housewarming party saturday wasn't really feeling the most housewarming at the time it's a lot

to juggle yo oh i'm not coming to your house with me i had to i had to pop up had to pop up i

know each thing come on shout outs about people for getting the new crib but not going to yell

and be careful which wedding you invited me to do i know your girl

do i really love your union how are we are we dealing with getting

out of the house here um and then monday night right i asked to try to get tickets to the chappelle joint but it's

chappelle so anybody in the world dude it's a very hard ticket to get yeah they said myself

apparently huh they still had myself because i looked at it not really the experience i want i just oh

sorry sorry valid does this make sense sorry i i want you to stop talking

ghetto to me hey we broke yo let's move let's move

let's move on let's try to help you out i let y'all paint these narratives narratives we know what we know why i

protect ish you know all right all right leave me alone i'm chilling oh i don't

remember all right so hard ticket to get hard ticket to get i guess they approved the guest list

i found you know late so they were combing through this they were shooting doc um and they said it was amazing so my

ticket got it brewed at five o'clock to be there at seven o'clock and they was taking the phones this is a

monday i love mondays my stretch appointment was monday now you get me out of my stretch

i tell her i'm sure i have some stress and stress knots in my back if you could locate them tina

i wonder where they would come from yeah i wasn't missing the stretch

appointment so i just skipped it so big big uh week of events that

didn't unfold yeah yeah and i'm cool with that because now starts the

it's the whole it's homebody time mm-hmm definitely oh nobody it's homebody time the weather dip yeah enough

home body stack couple dollars you know it get your abs right

oh yeah ab workout oh no i ain't doing that but i was stacked at dollars let's take the season for abs bro

absolutely yes this is eating season talk about it

what the [ __ ] is he talking about get off him he is not just the one who dropped who dropped what how many pounds

come on man stop i'm with this buddy okay i hear what's homeboy name now that's the white

dude have all this [ __ ] he went to jail or some [ __ ] and name any one of them

it's half season time it is all right i mean i can have that [ __ ] i'm eating

hey whatever little workout you want to do don't call my phone i ain't working out stop baby stop talking to talk about

we're going to talk about it because i can't even joke around it don't matter we want to start grammys no i don't know

[Music] i'm on vacation whatever you want to talk about shout outs

here we can start with the grammys all right let's start with the grammys uh we already knew that album of the

year would be a tough one we knew that we didn't need the grammys to tell us that true we picked this five months ago

it's tyler it's nas it's yay uh cool uh cole and it's drake

tada now who wins that is gonna be interesting very good because they get

bragging rights i guess maybe who's performing maybe let me try to hate this let me try to unpack this

really quick that's all it is it's really who's performing who's performing that's who's going to win whoever they got to perform wins that's your that's

your payment part of your payment we'll take care of you on the awards side

i find it hard i would drake didn't do an interview i really can't see him performing

yeah he didn't do an interview for his album he might do this i don't see it he might do this because the reception

of the album ain't been the best but he but so to go and win but we've seen him respond to that before i've been the

cause of it but we've seen him respond to it this time it really just seemed like he don't give a [ __ ] he ain't on

this yeah it does seem like that i agree from him not from fans not from what you

all thought of the album from him it just seemed like i know it wasn't my best i put this out

because i had to put something out yeah

all right so let's so let's get off him we don't need to talk about him uh i could see j cole performing and

winning and winning yeah and i wouldn't be mad at that and it's safer to have j cole win

then yay or drake now i'm saying i could see uh j cole performing because it's festival time

he's tearing things up and it just seems like he's making the appearances that need to be made for him

like the big ones like he's pop out time fam he's doing he looks great he looks great last week we didn't talk about

just how great kendrick looked at that festival i had a day in vegas

i thought that was important i thought that was so important we almost shouldn't have skipped it

because did you see him i don't care if you heard him i don't care what you thought about the show i

don't care what you thought about the performance the songs did you just look at him you're saying physically he looked great look at him

you can take a screenshot of any of this the hair the outfit

the makeup uh the attention to detail and message that he once delivered it's like when the

audience figured out exactly what beyonce was really on with this black movement

oh she's been lit she's been trinkling it here and there but when it came together and i closed my

netflix deal to really show y'all now i'm putting out this over here and now i'm funding it the colleges that like

when she put it together this looks like what we've been saying a

guy that was with a really successful crew forever and put it together

and now he's ready this looks different this looks stepping out remember how i keep i kept bringing up kanye because i don't think we'll

ever see nothing like this rollout he just did not like that at least not with the

album packaged that way that's what this looks like that's where drake suffers

he don't make it look like something you've never seen before he make it sound like

something you never heard before and he's so great at that that we've heard that enough

to be challenging him in that in that aspect that he's battled himself this last

album yo dog we heard all right we know you do that we do that you do that in your sleep that's what i said about views

everybody hated me yeah but that was my point that was a good album

when people say that i'm only talking about drake here i think he's too big of a brand and too

many investors to where he can't even really push the bar he has to play that is a true crutch that's not true and and

we're talking about his peers we're talking about kanye west that's not true we don't think so we're talking about kanye west who is cause

you ain't got to give a big with just as many investors it's the difference between kevin hart and david chappelle

and one of y'all choose to do business this way right i'm playing by their rules

that's always been kanye drake was never a disrupter sure we know that so what i'm saying is to get to this point i

play by the rules i can't come in here and be a disrupter now i can't you have to do it you don't

got to do it i don't know what you're talking about like if you got 14 songs right you could give six different songs

you could you could branch out and try something over here you could do some drake with what were you talking about

is just like audio different it's just the audio he's up against himself now

yo every year the yankees didn't win the chip but they spent all the money in free agency

they got every team's best game next season it was the only thing that that kept happening for so that's what's

happening with drake we've you gave us marvin's room dawg you gave us headlines you gave us all of it

you can't just give us this from you it's gonna sell and be the highest selling and highest charting but because

you know dude this kendrick stuff looks different i'm not pairing them i'm just recognizing the differences

this looks different yeah he's i think it's absolutely different it's important to him he's all again look at

kendrick with the two pimple butterfly album look at kendrick he's always been the one to step out and do something

different that's been his whole career doing something different that they're not doing and i don't think drake has

been that and kendrick

not who i am i'm not going to be phony i don't got to do some new [ __ ] i'm not disagreeing with you i think musically

you should try something different i think you should try and fix it and that's it and that's what i think drake

does it's not broke i'm not doing

which means it's broken then no everybody's being true to self i don't want drake to to try to be kendrick

kendrick is not doing this because he thinks it's gonna sell album no no no no see there's a difference

they're not trying to sell albums he drake knows he's gonna sell and he's trying to sell albums

these dudes are chase they're not chasing sales the j coles yeah they know they have their fan base and it's going to sell they're not

making the the poppy cross like the i don't want the number one billboard song and uh the tick tock record and all the

dances behind the record they not chasing that there were there were two he chases that there were too many other people to uh exempt uh to show greatness

this year for me to just focus on drake right now yeah i agree this fight's between tyler and because he has he's

not in this fight no so i don't want to spend this much time dissecting it cause this time of year fourth quarter

right now award time it's reserved for those of y'all that really did that

this year and while he did we're talking about art right now he's not gonna win this award and if he

does people will be angry i agree because this is clearly he is clearly not the best rap album here and that's

from his own behavior correct right he's not even treating us like it's the best right now

you won last year no i don't think that you win two years in a row i'm sorry you're my man

and there's a great album that's a great album yeah but competition is tough this year and at two years in a row i don't

think so that's a tough one i wouldn't be mad at it but i don't see it happening either but i just don't see it so let's

remove him tyler for me is the outlier here because win or lose is a win

if he wins greatest thing ever like when he beat khaled for the sales

if he loses it would have been if he didn't beat khaled for the sale you can't

beat him he don't care unless he says he cares right

the end hard to beat a guy like that especially when his album sounds like that i was

going to say and he put the project i could see him winning absolutely but i don't think that would be the

biggest of deals to y'all because he was we know last year or two years ago something didn't he won

recently he won recently he's killing man he is it's a beautiful

people the other night was crazy too growth essential and yeah ascension like you love it you love it

cole i'm i'm bias dog i'm biased you got donda

there's been nothing close to donda this year

by and far and y'all lucky that the deluxe wasn't the original or all of y'all would agree yeah like i don't even

know what the conversation is no more dog there's a reason that he's sitting down two times with noriega to really

get my thoughts out this is a work i'm proud of let me tell you my where i'm at in my brain right now there's a reason

that he's looking good sounding it's a breeze it just looks and this is outside all the business [ __ ] i ain't mr fashion

man i ain't i don't got the new red yeezy slipper [ __ ] that i'll be one like i don't have none of that [ __ ]

i just know and y'all know i've been a harsh kanye critic that album

is bar none this year to me

out of everything and i could see him doing the work to really want to win this award because you don't be drinking nothing else

right so he [ __ ] around and perform you don't beat drake musically and it will be the performance of the night damn there if he did it if he performs he

wins knowing what he brings to it before but i think he'd perform i think he would perform i think i said yeah i would

perform it was the recent anniversary of him 11 year anniversary of him uh doing runaway live for the first time it was

great all red outfit keyboard big uh circle lit up

that was yeah you had to be there yeah it was crazy you had to be there

there's some stuff you had to be there for can i pause this music stuff my brain is going let's pause this music

stuff for a second can i just [ __ ] on generation z don't you hate these [ __ ] who is

generation z all these [ __ ] what's the age all of them now oh everybody after us oh no that's not true

is it all that's the way we treat it they don't have to be true by definition these [ __ ] that's out here trying to change the world born between 96 and the

early to mid 2000s is generation z yeah them [ __ ] oh okay you know the [ __ ] come here

can we [ __ ] on them real quick i'm a defensive player bro alex however ingest ish

all right time out my brain is going ish the second you get a sense of humor we go no no no i'm just

kidding no i'm saying we love them too we can [ __ ] on them for a second i love them those stupid things i'm in my dad

house little stupid [ __ ] i get my baby dressed

how i dress them and how sin dress them is different and i keep my sneakers you can't send

them back [Laughter] i'm what

you don't know this life ice you don't know this life go ahead good work hey so

i went in the room and pulled out the little reebok classic gum souls so i'm getting them dressed here go my

little brother 14 years old

uh i really like those sneakers right there

my dad says what's those he says those the gum bottoms

the gum bottoms my dad said the gumbo i never heard of that

he said yeah that's what they was originally called oh and i turned around and i said

yo you wasn't there tell somebody what someone was originally gone

years old this was not originally called a gum bottle whatever the hell he's

saying so he's arguing with me he don't care that i'm saying i was there

he's saying i researched this and that's all that mattered to them

but oh yeah yeah i hate them they're the dumbest smartest [ __ ] they're

gonna change the world but it's gonna be annoying watching them do it no they're the dumbest smart [ __ ] on the planet they're going to tell you but

just boy do they devalue being there no they got ready how bold that is i

really valued somebody that was there i don't matter i read it online it's a bold move dawg i read it

and i read it from somebody who wasn't there a little smarter he wasn't that easy to worship the person that said it the guy in complex yeah he was the guy

in complex that's funny anyways that's back to music what do y'all think about uh who

wins this uh who wins this uh yeah or tyler yeah i don't even want to unpack for me it's yeah that's yeah i'm

going with whoever's performing i'm going with cole no we want you to take a guess of who you think is going to be

i'm going with cole what else is kanye nominated here a bunch of [ __ ] then kanye

across the uh rap song uh melodic rap performance

j cole album of the year j cole is in every category keep going he is too yeah they both are best rap song

uh yeah i mean kanye and cole and every

every single captain see that yeah tyler's had a lot of them too though

i'm going cole i love closeup so i wouldn't be bad at that i love both of those albums i i i

told y'all donder has grown on you bruh like it's no longer a six no

j cole for me 100 is the second best album to drop this year tyler's up there too for me

i listen to see i go i look at what i go back to i listen to cole more listen to cole moore listen to coleman yeah us

yeah me too so that's why i would put cole hart now tyler's album is great album was crazy though

tyler's album is just a sonic masterpiece to me again yeah that's the

tough part yeah because this is not his first one at ease it's like but he's just won

right here man that's why that's why i'm saying that's what i'm saying cool this is

kohl's like it might be his best album for me

saying it's up there well y'all for ourselves as far as hills is his joint

i was really impressed whoever wins i don't think there's a wrong answer in this so i don't really have any there's no snobs and i don't

have an opinion on the grammys you all have heard me for seven years say what i think about the grammys uh the voting process just the process

and all of it today i just hope that they deliver a great award ceremony yeah i just want to see that today i'm at the

age where i get really excited watching these young kids change the lives of their families and their loved ones

so however y'all doing to do that [ __ ] i don't care just put on a good a good show so i don't have to sit at home uh

sad and depressed but from the uh categories and the nominees and the job that they've done

in recent years i'm going to watch they're getting a little better with this nominations and [ __ ]

i just hope the album of the year doesn't end up being or no disrespect but the tony bennett and lady gaga i

feel like somehow sneak out and be the album of the year it would be like come on

b performance snow justin her silk sonic jasmine sullivan best r b albums are all

all good albums snowden uh jasmine sullivan herr john baptiste and leon bridges not mad

at that best songs damage good days uh heartbreak anniversary

pick up your feelings and leave the door open wait hey scroll down oh wait wait wait wait

no i don't care about this best progressive stuff get it let's go to the best right damage

this is best r b song damage good days heartbreak anniversary

leave the door open pick up your feelings leave the door open it's going to win everything it's nominated for i think i think it depends

on what it shouldn't i think it shouldn't heartbreak i'm not saying that it should it should

not i'm not saying this category is a lot tougher than you guys's conversation leads on i don't know that i love all

all five of these songs i'm just saying that i think that the the machine behind [ __ ] silk

sonic is gonna but sweet but this is what happens with the grammys they hit you with the the gut punch

and do some [ __ ] that's something you never thought yo you say that and i'm because they agree with you

that's why i said give me one's gonna win hey screaming scroll up man nah i don't leave it here for a second

let my brain just stare at this i don't know yo i think you're right

that [ __ ] was everywhere but commercials the problem is the problem in that argument is it's applicable for a few of

these other her is her you that are you yeah no doubt

well now i'm just going with parks argument and the machine that's what the award ceremonies really are it's the

battle machines who needs what more who is trying to do what more her her with damage is really

her at rca rca wants that no question scissor is her at [ __ ] um

where she let's go

[Music]

heartbreak anniversary two new dog definitely definitely a a contender i

saying it just winning i said that's winning

that'll be the shocker like oh [ __ ] they won scissors on rca yeah she is rc

i thought she was your rca no when it comes to rb they don't play

caesar and her i'm happy to see jasmine sullivan and all these i am too and so look that i was that's where i was

leading yeah okay because the grammys will give you a gut punch and it'll be some [ __ ] that nobody would

have ever thought but sometimes that's why i was thinking it would be to give you a record not okay jasmine you got to go back to

joe's right it's the war it's the battle of the machines and if you think about who the machines are you can already pick who the winner is going to be most

likely we can get gibeon out here unless they're doing a favor and we can remove jasmine sullivan

from this one now if that were r b performance or different then then

maybe yeah i vote jasmine facts can win that but this is r b song of the year pick up your feelings was amazing

but just no damage and leave the door open for me i think even though good days pick up

your feelings is nominated for r b performance as well against damage leave this door open

peaches i do want to say though for joe only good days is the second song of the year

not leave the door open wait so what's one for you damage yeah easily he loved it he's just saying

that sweating damn soon that's it's the one go down for the best and it's still better than all the songs

it's still better than all them songs even if she don't win that is a song and that's that's uh that's r b that's r

b album there's jasmine sullivan again yeah i'm telling you dawg i don't think that that

would be far it's not far from a lot no one in any of these categories is really particularly

far-fetched and the best r b out my jasmine sullivan's album is the best one to me to what i've listened to and

that's my favorite out of those five see stop man i'm here to give

appreciation to these queens you know what damage did damage did and just follow me here

because i know you think i'm crazy damage did like one of those like impossible

feats that songs don't do especially now in this microwave era music damage came out december when

and then they worked that [ __ ] for a while and now we roll right back around in december

and it's even better or stronger or they land right there at a ward time

where more people are gonna it's like so that [ __ ] came out october

yeah that's what i'm saying like damage don't get the respect for doing today in

this climate what are you doing here today going tomorrow records yeah hey i started with yo summer summer

album made me invest the time damage is stronger now

listening to this and don't let her win one of these we gonna forget all about the first week

sale conversations we was having and i sat right here and said we sat here and said she'll be fine yeah when

the music sounds like that she'll be fine because you plan when your music is great like this for

this same way you got to play in the tour her is nominated in every single category too song of the year album of the year

she gonna perform she'll definitely perform no questions she'll play the drones she's gonna win the violin and

the guitar play all that [ __ ] i love it yo hip-hop he continues to have this

overdone conversation or these overdone conversations about kendrick drake and j

cole i'm i'm largely to blame for a lot of that too right it's almost like the old

uh who's the best emcee biggie jay-z and nods it's real overdone real barber shoppie right

you know what the the bout that's not being talked about scissor her

her summer not seven no no she tier two

she's not just let us do this please [Laughter] please let us do it you're right you're 100 right seven is a friend of the show

we want to speak about her in the greatest of lights always and what a great project but no

that's not what this conversation is about listen you know i want to throw snow's name in the mix you all know how i feel

about snow yeah but i can't can't it's me you can't i know

here's some more crazy [ __ ] i told y'all on the patreon that girls girls girls four three two one who's

having all those yeah yeah on this uh summer walker album that third song this is a feature

what a song no love maybe i'm listening to it a certain way

i feel like summer hadn't enjoyed it was going on that day

listen to that song again and think about

things the last month like remember people say what they said about summer and send the scissors [ __ ]

and the sizzle was like girl why would that be the camera album y'all it's nothing and then listen to that

song it sounds like scissor just did an appearance cause it's nothing that's my home girl y'all she is a star

someone was like no i'm a star let me show you

i'm just saying listen to it she has to snatch the mic off the arm and all that just listen to it just listen to it is all i'm

i'm gonna check it out uh check it out what else what up what else what else come on come on i mean

i'm not trying to be they're both my favorite people from jersey this is jersey's finest that's right both of these people know

how i feel about them summer i really was coming in here to give it up because i'm just more and more blown away by what she continues to

do not not the stats of her album but i've listened enough now to come in here

and say her first album's a classic and if in any classic it's close to one so we were all waiting to see how the

second one would sound now we've heard it i've sat with it for a month i'm gonna give you the hard take dog

this is better really i know nobody wants to say that

you might be on your own with that one joe i've been on my own hold up we're patio i've been on my own before but i

don't know what you talking about michael but i'm i'm well aware that's cool

whenever i had a problem being on my own i just told you need people like me who else is gonna say it

they're not going to say it that's not better than over it [Music] [ __ ]

the fact that we could even ask the question and have to debate it is a win for us yeah i agree with that

that's kind of the sophomore no no no much bigger than that much bigger than that i made a paid effort

much no no no much bigger than that stop stop stop stop stop summon walker

you turn that voice off that people impersonate me with the same way we dig up cardi for being a dancer and making

it to where she made it from summer started as a dancer

we forget that part because it wasn't new york but she started there got with some dude i didn't even know that she

was a dancer she got with some dudes wait wait she was a dancer and there was another

person named summer walker that's true i just want to paint this picture for

y'all and she dropped cpr i fell in love with it and i went to looking around for some

more music now they had to go make music the girl goes and falls in love

do y'all know what that's like as the team the team that got to deal with her

i could tell you what happened when cardi fell in love and got pregnant and atlanta wanted to put out mel oh it was heated

they had to deal with this woman falling in love

with the person that she's doing the album with and it's a classic

and now he left he didn't just leave he started some songs

and left i am a musician i am here to tell you that is the hardest thing in the world

to do i'm sure if i go do five songs with preem and they are crazy

i'm gonna have a hard time the rest of this album when he pull out yes i got to make this album i got to make it

cohesive it don't matter to me that she called pharrell it don't matter to me that she called uh sean garrett people

that are great because there was a story that was told already and you gotta you gotta execute

that with us knowing what the story is and somehow she found a way to say everything i know because i'm a guy that

used to be toxic i've heard all the girls say it to me every emotion from women

is in there that's to be applauded dog

and then the album sound like that and perform this way yo this ain't an ad she didn't pay me no no justice ain't none

of it justice ain't call nobody call but she smoked

that [Music] yeah you just got to give it up when they're doing it and it's a few of the

women that's done you got to give it to her oh come on come on no oh

let's go michael i just wanted outside let's get our [ __ ] off right quick nope nah man we got all

hands out here rocking with us

come on now your house was dirty on sundays [ __ ] don't act like you know this here you go this wasn't and what's up

old scooby i always hate patty

patty's seen him cooking she had a job

all right patty get the last word now you're black now that's right now i'll show you right here

look at him are you coming back [ __ ] this ain't a do ass my song michael

shut up michael no michael get busy yo i want to take a break

good night i'm hungry hey i told these oh i told

you too i told y'all let's just look up it around

the weekend they get close [ __ ]

you don't win anything but it feels good that is true true no that's true that's it um

now everyone's calling me today like i don't do a pond

nobody respects my pod lifestyle how's that going for y'all

nobody respect this [ __ ] oh i got people hit me right now can i call you i'm seven years in with this i've auctioned

off two days of my life people don't care family don't care especially oh yeah i know you [ __ ] i don't know

they know they know what days they know my bad summer walker has opened my brain up or maybe ice has

opened my brain up i didn't really pay attention to this because her music is just phenomenal

and i try to ignore the things that she does talk like the label

the label is pretty much mastered the art of letting her be her yeah yeah yeah whenever you get crazy

ain't got nothing to do with us though as long as the music comes through fire yeah

it works that's true when you're crazy goes against the product now we you know you gotta set your ass down yeah yeah

that helps the labels really have it easy now y'all gonna do all the work on your little socials and

ali yeah social media is amazing wait till i find me an artist or something

triggering topic right here um come on let's move on summer walker right

let's put out this picture with her and this guy

okay heard this guy what's his name the [ __ ] is this guy

i don't know this guy you know his name was seems to be like my pod

career will never end because i have endless things to say

y'all who the [ __ ] is he yo

why the [ __ ] does he think we dog move get out the pic

larry it's his name pharaoh

and he's not the new boo oh talk talk heavy king see this is what i mean already larry's talking

yeah larry shut the [ __ ] up nobody cares

why is he inserting yo fyi lmao that's the new thing these kids do they lmao

and when they're dying inside i don't like that man yo just tell us when you're dumb [ __ ] tell us when you

dine inside so we can know how to treat you help you heal and handle you help you uh go through this and communicate

with you properly not do all this passive aggressive [ __ ] emojis when your [ __ ] soul is on fire

this nigga's new boo that burnt his ass up that we didn't know him like he has done

something for us to know him by [ __ ] move the [ __ ] out the way he might i'm

oh tell me then then learn me i don't know nobody know him no but listen

i'm pretty sure that's lord and they they do that all right check this out translating

waste my time right here there's nothing y'all gonna google right now that's gonna make me give a [ __ ] about larry

joe you go

and they got matches tattoos yeah talk to him why are you doing something i know it's

real larry doing something you put my name right by your eye you doing something well

what the shaky leg what wait it's easy to make someone come though

wildly brandon's gonna come through to this little yeah chill out look what larry got him doing

in the streets oh man these [ __ ] went and got mansion tattoos

on their faces cool artistic expression but one day i'm not coming back to rap

i might write a book one day just based on how the old [ __ ] feels watching your

behavior i give you a classic i right produce it

i [ __ ] take you on the ride of your life travel all over the world expose you to things you were never

exposed to take you on this emotional roller coaster yeah it didn't land well

and now larry's coming in to talk about larry and now larry comes in with a face

tat to talk about i've been here since 2014. you wasn't in that studio [ __ ] yeah or was he

he might have been here since 2014. hey every week you tell me where the credits is at go google them up [ __ ]

do you tell your titles

every week if sparks tell me where he might have a studio

[Laughter]

we got to show the world see i and i don't even like now we got facebook i don't even like y'all laughing about it

right because it enforces a real evil double standard out there when we go find the

side chick that we love because she's been loving on us right on the side and now she want to [ __ ] talk

and write books talk to him so i'm not gonna allow it from duke

you're not gonna allow it if you was mixing on the side eating some [ __ ] he was ghost [ __ ] ghost

[ __ ] what in ghost [ __ ] you don't get a voice see when you sign you signed up for that

duke yeah and now he got a promotion your contract is your contract that's not true he got a promotion

we went back to the negotiating table when my lease was up and i want some new titles

you making me mad you making me angry right now so i

mean that happens that don't you just got back on it

so i'm not listening to you and i don't listen to the internet neither when you was off the internet let me tell you

what happened safari was pop locking behind nicki minaj and the internet was saying oh go

that's not what i said i said all right all right

that's nothing nope nothing okay

more of the same hey larry you guys that's a beautiful thing with

age you got it i've larry

shut the [ __ ] up oh sorry

rest in peace craig mack what y'all think he was saying you won't be around next year he's

projecting [Laughter] my raps are so severe that is going to be kicking up so much flavor in your ear

that how will you maintain is what craig was saying won't be around that [ __ ] larry won't be around next year that's

number one let me unpack this real quick number two as a [ __ ] with his jersey up in the sky and had a few chicks go get

tattoos of my name on him and let me tell you we wasn't happy when they did it

we was miserable i was shocked were you doing that for real let's go i was young i

championed me too hey let's go where you gonna put it girl uh-huh

no way me a little old um it meant something dude what

our false false sense of security having assets yeah antoine [ __ ] our false

insisted girl my name is on her no [ __ ] will [ __ ] [ __ ] her and put

his thumb right over my name now targeted man [ __ ] save whose [ __ ] is it now

they wasn't doing that with my name you think that's what they were doing yeah i just said to a couple names oh me too

derek disrespecting the [ __ ] out of derek

yeah why is derek always my first go today that's horrible but yeah i put my hand over this bartholomew don't try to

have a long name [ __ ]

i ain't putting my name over nothing i don't give a [ __ ] about that [ __ ] now yeah we was never happy when they went

and got that done and three boy do you get some entertainment when

they have to cover your name on they never pick the greatest of cover-ups no that's what's funny you

women are disgusting that's gonna be a rose a row a rose works for everything

women do we know of any famous like women like like you know like michael angelo like

when they was drawing [ __ ] like women just ain't the best why they don't never draw up lives you

know boy i'm asking y'all they can't kill me for asking for enlightenment you've

never seen them divvy up a nice cover-up it's always a rose it's always a roast

always a rose pouring octopus

the little lizard

the cover-up is bad when the [ __ ] named you covering up cold yo

you don't need to do that one you could have just left rakim

you can take a sharpie and scribble on it if you're going to do that you can just put an octopus

what symbolic meaning you're going to put that black panther everybody got in the 70s on yo on your leg

larry and i feel like these new kids get these goofy earrings to just try to [ __ ] the eccentric girls yeah i

swag though yeah i was getting ready to say what problem with that did it work

well do you want me to answer that yeah see we need an accountability system on

the internet the problem with that is we just watched her do it with london okay it's his turn now

well you [ __ ] not gonna relax on the public pda [ __ ] no no no i'm hurt i want

to show that i rebounded yeah this is her way of saying i'm off for that come on you know they do that don't you know the game you know they do that they

really be heartbroken and they just started i got a shoulder this is for the last [ __ ] of course yeah this is for

the last thing to see all right so let me just delve a little deeper in if i'm larry how do i feel that your

whole album is about the love of your life and how sad you were when

he dipped on you depends on how many nuts you got left in your yeah no no no it depends on what the glory is depends

on who larry is look at lario are the nuts larry might not know

wait what larry no wait does larry have ghostbusters tattooed on it no it's

pac-man yes the red the red ghost

that's funny we go back to them

all right man stop bro yo but this is more reason that i'm

gonna give summer props and then we're gonna move on right summer through all of this [ __ ] that she do she ain't lost

me as a fan versus some of these songstresses right like when ari linux went through her wild weird internet

phase i was kinda it was tough on me it didn't matter that she stayed making fire because it just kept getting better

and better than music but she was on internet doing [ __ ] so i was like ah just hear that whole your [ __ ] is the

greatest [ __ ] different that don't affect summer because you know toxic chicks got the best sometimes

you got to unfollow someone you know i mean like if it comes to conflict of interest like i like your music but you annoy me i'm just going to unfollow you

because all right this is not really about summer larry my issue is with him

does larry think that if london wants to [ __ ] again he cannot

he might be younger in a room full of men y'all help me out honestly he might really think that yeah he might

literally feel that way he might really think that yo she got my name tattooed on her she over that [ __ ] it's all

about us now he might be dumb enough to believe that exactly right that is exactly right he could

potentially feel that way all the public pda they doing and

harry your best friend and all this yeah he could he could be buying into that [ __ ] you know what you all are right say less i agree with y'all now

it's my new shiva toy too all right it's cool

have fun larry it's this time just hope london don't call i don't know that would you better

hope london move to london you better

[Laughter]

man

larry did all this [ __ ] no london posted a picture with dr dre

yo stop playing with [ __ ] that's what it says how old are you i know that we're in the world we can't

respect that from [ __ ] it's some [ __ ] that you can't play with because

hey y'all gonna go do all that hey whatever marion bait mom did a mario i'm just gonna chill and [ __ ] display

positive black excellence like you can't just play with certain you do all that with london all right now i'm with jeff

bezos and dr dre for the rest of the week i'm angry now let's go to space you know what's funny marion did all that [ __ ] and guess

what baby mom's posted a picture with dr dre too so no i'm just you you yeah there's the

levels [ __ ] yo i was a broker man loving on you showing you the time in your life for

half of your life damn near like really really really in your life granted we went through some things

it was a rough ending and we both hurt and everybody don't know how to deal with hurt but now you're gonna go take a

picture with a [ __ ] that's way richer than me you're gonna take that picture your friends are gonna amp that up

they're going to eat that up they're going to say you leveled up and that's going to fill your soul maybe if that's what fills your soul

but for today a lot of that feels y'all sold these little instagram comments and the likes and so forth and so on it is

directly related to mental health right so you gonna do that i want you to keep going and the [ __ ] is gonna be home

saying you're gonna have fun right now and if that's what you need to do to heal

and feel better because i love you and have a blast but when that temporary high leaves

and when you don't have the qualities to sustain the time that you're looking to sustain

and the man all that comes with that because you just thought i wasn't [ __ ] you didn't know it was us you didn't

know it was us think that's gonna come crashing back around of course and you're gonna have to have

hopefully if you're lucky that time to reflect with yourself you ain't gotta talk to nobody you ain't gotta tell a

group chat what's going on but when you go to bed three in the morning before you really fell asleep when it's just you and your yeah you ain't really

you gotta have that talk with yourself and then what happens is you come back around we've seen the mario baby mom pop

up on the screen uh uh not on the screen tour but they reconciled with it homeboy popped up on the screen and told you i'm

sorry i did that to you boy the maturity and grace it take to look a [ __ ] in the face who tried with all they might to

end you ruin you and have you feeling some type of way and say you know what dog worry about it it's nothing

that's what's gonna happen is what i'm saying like i agree they gotta go through that but what you get when you come out of it

that's on the women that's where as [ __ ] we just gotta sit back and watch some women that starts to cycle and we

never see him come back we never come back very true we watch it they try they try to go i watch they just replace one

with the next one family i watch him go from [ __ ] what's his name sean kingston the [ __ ] tiger

watch i watch you go game me him whoever whoever you just see the

phases i saw you at the timberwolves game back then and i saw you at the hornets game

up a little closer once mello and them got drafted right you pay attention to these things for some

they don't get to you got to come tumbling tumbling back hey homeboy from uh

duh what was that uh day 26 i mean his wife was going through things he went away

she said yo you abandoned the family you ran away he said yo it's my mental health i didn't skip the family you know where i'm at i'm over here we going

through something a week later they was hooked up back it was how you got to go get right and then i came you know it was hugged up

so i mean i hope that everybody gets right this is a long win to say that we all going through [ __ ] yep

relationships are tough people kill ourselves over it people [ __ ] self-destruct over it

and i'm not just talking about romantic relationships now we're on holiday time it's family it's family it's distant relatives some

people that aren't able to hug their mom uh some people haven't been able to that was a big deal for parks recently being

able to hug hug your family so i mean everybody going through [ __ ] and hopefully everybody can do what they need to do to get by because it's rough

right now i say that every year around holiday season but it's true every year it is no i still um

the biggest time for uh people transition themselves every year

people don't have family people don't know where to go for the holidays and they'd be [ __ ] up and now maybe that however you

self-medicate throughout the year like maybe you [ __ ] a few athletes and you fill your soul up with some of that

[ __ ] to feel good some trips some jewelry some

but this is the one time of the year where even the [ __ ] that be filling you up they got to go be family

yeah now it's just it's just you issue yeah just you dog

what are you doing hopefully hey they ran out eggnog now what hopefully if you have you nice with it

one of them [ __ ] paid for you to go to blah blah by yourself or with you and one of your girlfriends and now you can escape

but just can you really escape though yeah because you when you take you wherever you go it's a

temporary thing but now but it'd be it's still being yourself these [ __ ] don't want to fix themselves no that's

it gives you a temporary sense of when there's gratification it's a temporary heart you go buy something else listen

to that then you go on another trip and now you're court chasing the high yeah i've had talks with a lot of the girls at 4am after they just ran around for

six weeks straight with themselves i'm just so tired i just want to stop right now when they

get nah it's crazy when they get 41. i don't get 39. then the game stops well yeah what

you're saying what i'm saying is some of the younger ones be knowing it while they're in it but they won't stop they

can't they'll have that in the morning and talk with me when they went back home to visit mom for a week first time

they got sleep in ages and now i'm watching you for the next year right back down hopping around yeah it hurts

me because the alternative is what though you're right face whatever it is that

i'm wrong there's a good one they just don't want it they want it's a good alternative they just don't want it

a lot of people care face that they it's hard you know it's easier it's much easier to

run from your problems and face them head-on for every woman out there and this is not even a woman thing but yeah

fam it's only 500 basketball players it's only 2 500 football players that's

cool that's it yeah but industry [ __ ] what another 500. that's gonna pull some numbers outside no i'm just saying

what you're saying but you're talking about four thousand women there are women who

is cool with being one of his i know how many he got but they're not cool they say they cool but they're not cool

because again when the holidays come around and he with his mane and you dolo

and you've been giving this [ __ ] all of your energy all of your love all of your everything that's a [ __ ] up feeling

kim kardashian and pete davidson need to stop yeah please please is this the same thing why this is the same thing to me

why not this is literally the exact same thing it's the same thing

totally come on stop i have to show you that i'm good you posted it or someone else posted it okay come on

come on you know what they're doing i don't care you know exactly what they're doing this picture look at this one no you see the new one you got a hickey on

his neck now oh you're lying i swear to god yo pete davidson you are a [ __ ] goof

dog i can't hey you can't fool me with these little saturday night live tricks you say what the [ __ ] you want to say

this [ __ ] he's doing his thing out here yo look when she dumped him you know what his stock going to be i'm telling

you that joe says that nigga's a goof i don't give a [ __ ] who he [ __ ] he could [ __ ] the virgin mary herself

that nigga's a goof and this is goofball [ __ ] this

what about it is goofy on his behalf i'm asking you yeah don't look if we on

him for for him to me what is he doing he met a girl beautiful girl you might have always had a crush on her whatever

the case may be she wants to hang out if it leads to something sexual if it leaves something physical or more what

did he do wrong he'd be in him he did nothing that no other dude hasn't done

since his of time caught her on the rebound whatever you want to call it and

and asserted himself and took advantage of my shot took my shot show me the pick

similar to this of rihanna and the billionaire [ __ ] she was with

i don't understand i remember pictures of making out in the

pool and all types of [ __ ] it wasn't you remember i'm glad you said it you remember those picks right yeah real far away

through the bushes pixar fix pixelated sneaky time when they catch puff with whoever they're

catching with that's what a [ __ ] is a seven thousand dollar cameraman in the pool

no they're in the ocean a whole nother star island this is blurry they got [ __ ] when they caught drake you needed a

helicopter look at this again dawg stop it i'm asking i'm not saying that i was out of her way

with him wait i'll tell you why but let me land i'm not saying there's anything wrong with

meeting a woman that you like and being seen there's nothing wrong with that

these pictures this close fam of mega stars

who have the tools to not be seen correct or heard they want to be seen

says we want to be seen and heard from now he just got here so i ain't talking

about him that just got here because they could be friends but in the big picture your husband is kanye

west and i think she's trying to come from out of that shadow i agree i think that he's not as big of

a superstar so he's just like whatever [ __ ] i'm [ __ ] with kim k yeah y'all could photograph me right yeah i'm gonna

[ __ ] with y'all i mean me personally i wouldn't be with that it would make me feel uncomfortable on a date cause you not a [ __ ] goof yeah i wouldn't want

them [ __ ] i wouldn't be with it either you know why because i'm not a goof i wouldn't be with that but

he gotta get him we fitted yeah that's what i'm like he's playing he might not be good

because his roster without us looking at it if it's authentic or not is there already right this ain't a hateful

comment that i'm saying so he got it already so you the people that have to do that

i mean it works i think it ain't just him it's everybody out there doing a nasty clown chasing it's all y'all this

reflects more on her than me this is her head yeah like i said it's the same thing to me if the girl gets to do some

doofy [ __ ] and you roll with it [ __ ] reflect on you not on her sure not on her you a man we are men

they're gonna come to us with goofy ideas they're gonna come to us one get back they're gonna come to us wanting to

show something we men first no baby

i like you you like me this is how we gonna do we're not gonna we don't need that that doesn't what you doing

what are you talking about yeah i disagree with that in this situation all right because i can't keep it off i mean this

is that's cool that's kim k kim fam and so him she's called she could be calling the shots get me out i submit if you're

responsible for what i just or she's calling the shots and doing it

and if your manhood waivers with the woman that's in front of you i didn't say what you're saying i know what you're saying that i'm calling you a

doof i'm not saying y'all he maybe did what 99 of men would do i don't know

the optics of this is you are a [ __ ] doof and i'm not saying that because it's him

i don't [ __ ] with him but if that were if that were me and mine and some new [ __ ] came and certain

himself in some mess that he don't even know all of this [ __ ] you're just happy to be seen same with lamar whatever that

[ __ ] the summer [ __ ] name was larry you don't even know what's going on you just happy to be seen and happy

to be heard from happy to be exposed to some [ __ ] you ain't never been sit your [ __ ] goofy ass down somewhere [ __ ]

what's some real [ __ ] [ __ ] start happening here cause it could get uncomfortable for him kanye running around screaming g d g d g

d if i just sit down and get mad one day because i don't like that publicist [ __ ] i said it already this is

publicist tricks 100 1000 so as your husband yeah

[ __ ] him no [ __ ] her too you're my wife don't matter my children no no no no no no no no no

no no it matters i'm not saying hey [ __ ] her too i'm not saying from kanye's perspective is [ __ ]

him i mean [ __ ] her what i'm saying is fam white boy pete davidson don't uh oh

kanye a [ __ ] thing you know who owes kanye something his wife and he's

on drink champs talking about i'm still married to my wife i want my family back blah blah blah blah that white boy does

kanye [ __ ] kim owe him something cool not to be out in the public that didn't require whatever hold on hold on joe

hold on hold on you you absolutely you're saying it could get bad for him it can get bad for him

i'm not saying that he can't i'm not saying that he can't but he shouldn't we done all [ __ ] another [ __ ] [ __ ] in this and if that [ __ ] wanted to feel

away about it he couldn't he's a [ __ ] clown and he will could feel away about it he would be a clown with feelings and

he'd feel away now all right so i'm homeboy a clown with feelings and he feel elated right now

we just all talked about bmf before when lamar came and saw mitch [ __ ] this chick so what

i'm not disagreeing with so you could be a clown if you want to call him a clown i'm still gonna feel away if i catch

this thing you doing some goofy [ __ ] you i can't do nothing to her that's my wife that's the mother of my children and you

the biggest marketing machine in the world so you play justice

i know what she's doing and this out of you out of you you know my man if i wake up in a bad mood it could you

could have a bad mood too i'm not saying i don't understand it's just pointing that nobody needs a reason to be angry

at somebody what i'm saying is it wins no what i'm saying is if we gonna call it goofy [ __ ] we're going to call it goofy [ __ ] across the board if you

saying homeboy is goofy i'm saying that if kanye feels a certain way about his chick making a public spectacle about

her new dude then he's goofy i could not just not disagree i agree with this on this one okay well let me hear from you

here if you're if put yourself in in in uh yeah shoes we've all done issues okay are you

gonna be mad at the dude you're gonna be bad at pete i can be are

you gonna be depending on how i feel you know i might yo that's my that's like he said you've

seen him on drink champions that's my 15 year old dude let me do this goofy dude [ __ ] let me do

this let me do this i'll be a goofy dude i'm rolling with your theory now all right you get mad at your kid's mom

and now what nothing there's something you can do about it there's something you can do about the whole truth stop guys okay i got you

[ __ ] on the ropes you don't stay behind bring that muffin tray out no you go

is it chocolate chips in there like i like no it's blueberry here no no i didn't ask for blueberries i didn't ask

for blue and you don't get your choice you [ __ ] are on the ropes what'd you just say say it again i said why why are you mad what i said

she gets uh you get mad at her and then what you said nothing nothing you can't control yourself your response is the same no way

that's what nothing you could do yeah there is is that nothing because my response to you and then you can chime

in my response to you is awesome now how many men do you know

in just humanity manhood that are okay with that being the option the real

[ __ ] right you sitting here calling yourself the real [ __ ] i if i caught my i've caught

didn't [ __ ] up if [ __ ] i've caught my gold me and we went and we went driving around that's not true that's not true i

caught my ex-girl cheating and the [ __ ] was standing right there and that if he didn't say nothing i ain't got no

problem with him that woman is my family i don't care what she [ __ ] i was with you could get killed

i'm not saying you know you don't even know what you're doing i'm not saying that you don't keep playing trying to get how many times have we talked about

women putting [ __ ] in harm's way without them even knowing no doubt so that's what this is i'm not disagreeing with you what i'm

saying is he could potentially be in harm's way i'm not saying that this is your saying let me finish let me finish let me

finish let me tell you all right dog if you kiss your girl if you catch your girl walking out the hotel with a dude

the dude don't know you that [ __ ] don't owe you a [ __ ] right there no i'm not done i want to finish my point the dude

don't owe you [ __ ] your problem is with your chick she's a voluntary [ __ ] uh

a participant in any act you're right so the dude could potentially have a very bad night i just agree with him but wait

wait you know i got it [ __ ] in the privacy of our oh

i'ma beat his ass why publicly i'll dig

tell me why no not today tell me why you want to be somebody that has looked for the man to fight over principal [ __ ] her

you playing with me as a man i've done that too and i learned that was a really stupid thing to do i don't think so i still stand by that you play with

me as a man today i might come see you to see if you'll play with me like that to my face why though because every man

has that no they don't yes they do no they don't no they don't i promise you no they don't

you catch your girl cheating anyway now now i'm going back let's go back to this situation in this circumstance you know

here's where here's where i feel different because in your situation you catch up coming out the hotel the [ __ ] might not have known you might not have

known hold on ish might not have known her relationship with you none of that you know this if you him you know this

is her husband whatever they going through is they [ __ ] [Music]

you willingly out here being seen with my wife people get beat up you could have a

problem you know what's going on that's the maturity i'm doubling down on that yeah all right i'm gonna double down

that's immature but i understand that i wouldn't have my crazy princess often does happen but it shouldn't it shouldn't i'm a grand park

the man just did an interview making his position clear

because there's some people that have no problem saying exactly how they on it yep and y'all miss it he's saying we'll

fight for my man and i want my family back i want my family i hate that publicist [ __ ] i

hate hulu whatever they doing the image of family and now you throw this [ __ ] white or whatever the [ __ ] man he is

here we just seen kim at the uh listening the live whatever whatever whatever it's just i i can feel the way

you don't have to be right but y'all i don't have to be right there but i don't have to be worried

about that we're not even arguing about his feelings don't have to be right 100 there you go yeah yeah that's it i just

said y'all win no you don't win but you said it right there yeah they don't have to be right but in an issue of right and

wrong your chick is one of the most powerful people in the united states of america

if this picture don't have to get out it won't get out look how close look it ain't a bodyguard in sight they less than five feet for

nothing if it's not pete it's gonna be somebody else they are less than five feet from them that picture is meant to be taken this is all fake yeah that

picture's meant to be taken of course you see how cute she looks walking down the street here's what i'm saying

here's what me and joe was saying ish i agree 100 this is meant to be something safe

but if you willing to play and be the participant in her publicity stunt pictures then you got to

take whatever comes with that i agree you have to take whatever come with that totally and if you're playing with a [ __ ] that wants to take it there

maybe you shouldn't sit here if you don't want to take it there because you're not supposed to be because you're coaching because you're right i agree with you but this is what happens i

agree with you this is what happens when y'all are right and the nigga's crazy your first call is to shorty

and you did try to do it yo is this what you're doing you know

but you're trying to be cool because [ __ ] sometimes we know conversations don't go the greatest with shane the

best community yo are you doing what you want to do do you know how it's affecting me do you

know what's going on like a family you have whatever and if she because she angry or say [ __ ]

you is not trying to co with you coexist listen none of that [ __ ]

i don't think the man hangs up and says well that's that i tried nothing i can do this

go to step two oh okay i tried to talk tell it to you so you can fix it let me send a message to homeboy it's also i mean got

it also gives credence a lot to i mean there's a lot of people critical of kanye dating her at the beginning

talking about you know she does crazy [ __ ] with the media and this looks like a response to me saying i have my

brazilian model that i was [ __ ] with when you started and then i had to start bringing you to the shows

and now i got my little 22 year old girl and now look what you're doing stop it stop it so stop it this is my opinion

and i'm done with i wish you the best my opinion is thoughts and prayers thoughts and prayers i wish you the best all right

i would like to hear your opinion but no my opinion is kanye's respected right

so i don't know of many athletes or

black entertainers that would date her at this particular juncture that's my other thing she doesn't like

black actually like white dudes you only like black dudes i'm not going to say that i don't know what she prefers what i'm saying is i don't think

many athletes or any entertainers would really date her right now so i gotta find somebody

yeah i took the i think they would date her oh god not publicly the guy takes the picture thank you there you go they

get casually hating her publicly but there you go that's our point that's our point right there not

publicly so these other [ __ ] will be with her and not do it publicly so i got to find somebody who will be with the

shits publicly so now this is the [ __ ] going to eat is the [ __ ] no

the [ __ ] will do it

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that [ __ ] hey hey we got the papa kim the the paparazzi is coming in yo grab my elise's about your closet he might

not know he got swagged up no grandma elise's i think i swear i know you do

i know you that's what do saying come out how i look if you want to do your paparazzi

then go ahead i'm out here that's what that's what that's his norm i think that's what he's doing that's

his norm that's that's what i think that says i'm not really playing into your [ __ ] do what you do i'm out here having a good time

i'm cleaning you up and when we step out we're stepping out looking like that [ __ ] at all times

that's what you do with that [ __ ] i'm not disagreeing but you know that might not be something that's important [ __ ]

is at target nikki making sure hey he got that [ __ ] it's ready

my man that may not be into that don't get this tied out hoodie out of here my man looking kanye busy with drake i'll

tell you that you're lucky that he got to do this larry hoover [ __ ]

you lucky that it's bigger fish to fry buddy now but again you knew what he was getting

into when he when he first started dating this girl that's a real you got this bum ass [ __ ] all over my

minimalist ideas and concepts yeah the old living room with no furniture you got him just

sitting indians down there or crisscross applesauce i'm sorry yeah there you go all right a free larry hoover benefit

concert has been announced a performance by kanye and drake this is december 9th

2021 at los angeles coliseum is there gonna be a live stream probably

so right i wouldn't be surprised if it wasn't

really nah i think they would i would hope so i think for this they would want the most eyes to be on it possible so i'd imagine

there will be a live stream at least i know tickets went up

i'm sure the tickets are pretty good are they up already you just take it what's the one please it's too honey

oh yeah about right yeah well it knows that's pretty cheap actually yeah i thought it was right i thought it would have been

yes he was we don't want to leave for the lakers damn near 200 at christmas time i

thought these tickets would be stupid you got a point in the parking lot you got a bird yeah

you're right i didn't even look at it the jumbotron i didn't look you gotta pay for that ticket you're right

lakers knows blizzard's damn 200 you talking about larry hoover's peoples oh

you got come on with it joe yo stop your [ __ ] man

play luke clown balls or music for me ain't getting me that was larry david music oh man

sometimes just shut the [ __ ] up did you see jason

i give you a little bit i'll give you a little clue for the people that like a little clue go back to the artwork

3 000 tickets

all right moving on oh i'll be wanting to talk to y'all

chill out man then all right thank you thank you for the show i bought 20

tickets in the parking lot all that yeah and tailgating the whole [ __ ] yeah we're in the building i ain't and i didn't see

the face of who collected my money i just gave it i ain't even

i don't want to be a witness

you all saw amas this weekend oh man yeah what do you think about the uh snubs everyone was all upset about it

yeah i don't care about none of the [ __ ] awards i did like i did like not playing with the streets

i did like the new kids on the block new edition uh uh battle at the amazon streets won that too

streets one streets one streets are always weapons i'm glad i didn't see that yeah i didn't

see it i didn't know about that so there was a only condition no no i'm sorry

you only culture no yeah no no anything else we need to take that's not

real i might have been hot they performed they did it come on you did it medley you did it badly man american music

awards expert world

yo my mom called me like hey the american music awards are on do me a favor though don't tell me about

nothing that starts with america that's a good one that's pretty solid that's fine yeah

that's a good one i didn't watch this i don't know who did what i hope doja cat had a good night oh

that's the problem that's the problem she got snubbed no she she had a great

night oh why that bro because olivia rodriguez she won r b

either artist or album of the year so yeah and they're upset because she's not an r b actually he's a

pop addict or something like that so that's still dojo though so hey hey listen i'm i'm doing

all the awards for this is fan generated so to me it doesn't she should have won some of the awards that she did bts want

all that [ __ ] because they got all the they're like i'm so sticking them yes they're the no no you're not beating bts

bro music no

it's all right well they actually saying i was like

oh that's what they sound like i'm not bad no more they sound like a i don't even know who our pod audience is all

right i ain't playing with you hey he's gonna get us the k-pop audience i like that listen i didn't know what the [ __ ] k-pop

was bro i heard them sing i said them [ __ ] look too happy all the time yeah you happy too [ __ ] no i'm too happy yo

you be super excited please you're not that happy you you'd actually would know a lot of their songs cause

they'd be in all the commercials and all the [ __ ] i hate them kids i don't know what the

slaps are though i don't know but you know probably five of these songs without ever having to press play

they said i seen something with them singing and i was like speed through this baby

yo yo you see you trying to hold up you're trying to hold this back

asia has billions of people yeah you can't beat them into voting

that's it but it's all right when they talented i'm not mad at it it's when they're not and i'm pissed off that i

have a problem talent's relative but great for them thoughts and prayers sound good to me

all right so what else sparks anything that's happening did y'all watch

induction they said it was uh they said it was actually kind of tear-jerking it was dope it was really hard it was tear-joking all the different acts

i didn't see it but i heard it was like emotional i right no thank you all right here's

our music recap which we got joe come on don't try to put me back in i'm trying

you lost me with them all right well look i'll ask you i will ask y'all

i told you i hate these little colorful haircuts and all this fake [ __ ] contrived happiness

i know you won't vote him out of nothing and i know some of the songs is good because that's what happens when you have an audience you buy some [ __ ]

shits that slap and you can't lose ta-dah don't do it for me get this little weirdo out of here

hey joe that [ __ ] is 20 years old worth more money than [ __ ] i'll be happy too but [ __ ] couldn't

make me frown you said whatever [ __ ] you what is that you want me to dance with my friends on stage

oh okay i like them look that's just joe though i mean it was for the kids just for the

kids yeah hey man for the kids grumpy joe it's not for me it's still real no i just no age-appropriate [ __ ]

true it's not grumpy it's age-appropriate get a little poppy [ __ ] ain't for you

yeah move on adele oh yeah del got bullying spotify

so for those who don't know tell them though like like i'm gonna tell you okay good yo for those that don't know

adele's sometimes as a guy when you're on your way out the house you're making some coffee your girl

would just say something that she expects you to fix and we us so it'd be some [ __ ]

normally unless you're adele richard paul was just trying to make his coffee and go

and she said babe one more thing i like how spotify is

you wear the shuffle button it's bothering me like i like my album to play this way it

tells the story annoying you know you gotta sing this way

you know he over there like yo lebron is in a if you fight me to fix the shuffle

button i don't think she need rich though no disrespectfully she does not need rich she did 850 first week bro she

don't need rich ronnie bobby ricky mike none of them [ __ ] i'm good over here not one

[ __ ] she called spotify say yo daniel daniel i don't know uh i noticed that you have a shuffle

button on my album no no i sequestered my album and i don't like that i think we got to do that i'm saying press tweet

i'm not even wasting a phone call on this no [ __ ] oh my god somebody got a call fix it i think y'all are all wrong

i think that adele spotify is different you know if you hold the icon on the phone and start

shaking and you delete it or make changes yeah yeah that's what you did oh she wasn't saying

she could just do it on her own over that little shuffle she has a call not one person

just just swipe that [ __ ] away man you might be right shout out to adele man shout out shout out to adele being that

powerful changing changing music that's what i mean [ __ ] secret yeah doesn't matter to make albums man that [ __ ] is

important like get that shuffle so for a person spotify

myself you're telling me i'm so happy that's what adele asked for it's like [ __ ] i thought she was going more than a

point zero zero i thought she wanted us to share in the

profits with her hello so you said if you used to if you press play on an album you could not listen to

it in order before no you can but you could also hit shuffle but no i'm saying because they were saying it was

defaulted to shuffle i don't know that's what i don't know if that's true i don't know look the remove

the default shuffle button meaning that it was playing in randomized order i don't know if that's true

when i used i don't use spotify that much anymore because i'm a title guy because they pay the people better um

but when i did use it i could listen to [ __ ] in order but i think it did make it easier to shuffle they kind of encouraged uh playlist type behavior

from your listening habits see look previously pressing the play button for an album on spotify auto

shuffle songs rather than playing them in the order you could turn that [ __ ] off ah okay that's what it was because i'm like

why would you even do that right that makes no sense to i put an album out this way and if

someone clicks play on it you're gonna shuffle it that's that's really stupid yeah so i am glad they turned that off there because albums tell stories it

makes sense though hell yeah no i'm talking about the shuffle thing too because

every album got b-sides okay right what we used to call b-sides so album cuts if you go straight to the

bangers off the shuffle it's going to go into the bank you're letting the the algorithm pick your bangers for you on a

new album that just came out i'm sure i'm sure the label has a i don't know probably had a hand in that one yeah

you know what i'm saying so now we're going to go immediately by default to those and then those are running numbers up on those no it's going to run the

numbers album is fire and then you'll get to the b side cut i really mess with adele

right because she's such a like she's such a mind [ __ ] right like bruno mars is a mind [ __ ] the white people will

have bruno mars win all the awards and when he gets up there to win he just says what are we without black jazz yo

what's up homeboy yeah yeah yeah he does that right so she does too we know what she's about to do we know

the respect that she demands and still when they put the mic in front of her and just get her to talk and she said

you know i was listening to tyler the creator's album last night and it was such a masterpiece that i thought

like she started and skepta was playing something the other day she just said something about all hip-hop she heard

kendrick's oh album or something yeah yeah yeah it's never

what you would just guess looking at her yeah you don't get and i'm sure the powers that be tight but

they can't do nothing you can't do nothing you can't do [ __ ] projected at 8 50 week one round of applause

nope rejected at 8 50. this is where everybody moves and listen some people are coming to me

saying that i was wrong and i need to put more respect on ed sharon's name i'll take it i'm not mad at being wrong

no he's there's nothing wrong with being wrong post gonna do about 600 week one though every time

everybody so probably so what what i mean by sharing is big then that's awesome i don't want people to be small

um there was one more thing i thought i wanted to come in here and [ __ ] fix up yeah i don't remember right now um

is that the end of your ama i believe i covered all my my [ __ ] here yeah damn i can't believe you don't want

to see the new kids on the block new addition battle but if you uh oh oh your ass

is that a battle they think they perform like they went back it's not no it's not no it's a battle

it's a battle in the world not to us new kids had hits but it's not really a

battle that's not a battle if you are about to make a case for new

kids on the back i'm shooting let's not get into it joe you're bugging yo i don't know what's happening in this podcast

i shut up and that i i don't know what's going on i didn't even know where new kids on the block having slaps and [ __ ] yeah but

it's not a bad they're not i agree they're not they're not new additions oh okay they're nowhere they can't so then it's not a battle but in a five sec a

five song medley or whatever the [ __ ] they did it's a it's a fun time y'all pissing me off and the 20 song versus newer new

edition and new kids on the block have a fair one new addition wins the fair one

joe's the same [ __ ] that just said ed sheeran got a move for post malone i'm 45.

new kids don't say it not

there is no new kids on the block no doubt be the [ __ ] clear right i'm a 45 year old black man i'm rolling with new

additions but we got to put some respect on these white boys name like they moved a needle these [ __ ] did units

they had baby dolls and [ __ ] dolls you [ __ ] crazy souls them [ __ ] was

popular they have no choice pick a camera please joe get one of them yes they did they have no toy songs the

black one the black one

everywhere

we was right there we just talked about being right there

just to stumble right at the finish line fam

i didn't say they would beat them in a verse it's not a battle though it is ice you're bugging

it's not your demo all right you were it's not your demo

oh my god the show's making it worse [ __ ] everything up bro what are you you getting

zoomed in on your little [ __ ] you know

i'm trying to take us to between pcs [Laughter]

they were massive but then you have you picked the right demographic that's not true

she wants to go to boston no oh no that's not the whole theme of the thing

was their battle for both go to white america white america if you pick the right team

i mean the right not right team if you pick the right audience new kids on the block gives a new addition a

[ __ ] run now if you go get us it's not even it's not anywhere near

i'm just expecting your opinion i'm just saying it's not our demo i get

mad at these award shows for even tricking the younger people who weren't there to

know into thinking that new kids on the block should be mentioned in the same same breath well then as new edition

they were doing it because they're both from boston i don't know they're both doing it that's me i don't care i know

they're both going on i was there i was there i was outside i don't care why they yeah yeah

[ __ ] i was buying that [ __ ] so that's why i'm not gonna all the way kill you but once new edition comes in y'all stop

trying to trick us i talk about that a lot with just the bar for white greatness versus versus the bar for

black greatness and this is just going to piss me off this is going to piss me off

new kids on the block came and did what they did and new edition redefined

exactly they defined really no they didn't redefine because it was great for that it was groups before them yeah they

were cool in the game yeah all of them but they redefined what they should look like sound like dance

like all of that dress like look at them yo they didn't have to sing a [ __ ] word when i saw the picture of all of

them together yeah dressed the same yup that was an old look what that do oh that's new edition

oh that's new edition it's them great new kids on the block that might be like that ain't even white soul

no ronnie and ralph look amazing like yeah i mean they found johnny gill they done pieced it up yeah now y'all not

tricking me new kids on the block kudos but get off the stage when real [ __ ] coming in look see look this is bothering me this

is this is bothering me now this is bothering me now

yo you're so stupid oh man this guy's a fool

don't touch ralph trashman shoulder dog you what's your glitter oh yeah get out of here yeah because you ain't age the

greatest justin timberlake wouldn't let you touch his [ __ ] shoulder oh don't come over here now look he got to do the

shimmy with all right i'm moving up what else we got what else we got

well speaking of justin timberlake did you watch the janet jackson dock thing the new york times no i didn't know that okay good watch

what happened no i said it though i saw it sitting there but i was like i've seen it i was like like yeah i

don't need to dominate about nah that's pretty interesting it's worth it it's only an hour it's an hour i can't get back man

[Laughter] i'll check it out you would enjoy it i'm a doc guys yeah i

mean i'll check it out they shot watching huh they shot justin sebel no not really

no no he was getting tore up yeah really online after that you mean i heard he

was getting toward we've seen him for 20 years no but i mean once that doesn't live up

oh they jump back on his ass oh good as they should that's their [ __ ] [ __ ] um

talk about the lebron and fight no yeah yeah we're just talking about we

just finished the kids new edition no then we went to justin

justin timberlake i was going to talk about a doc but it's going to piss me off that wildlife [ __ ]

is that wildlife murders in the wildlife ohio

that don't make you mad i hate to be activists man but if you watch the chokehold that bit bond

dutch had on hip-hop and then turn this [ __ ] on and see all these old white men

[Music] but that's us but outside of that yeah cause i'm not

being an activist man with that i watched it just the style that it was shot in i didn't love the doc style it

was shot it that's all i mean about really interesting story i think they could have docked it a little better

yeah it seemed like they put out the press release to all the big names that they needed past it and they got all the names they made it pretty but then it

wasn't the best doc flow to me in terms of telling a story i gotta finish it

oh you didn't finish it no got it got it got it got it well on murders in the wildlife just

real quick since you wanted to laugh at me i think that's the name yo and i cut off this uh tiger

tiger king [ __ ] see the fam stop it stop just rock that came on

yo it's okay for things to be over yeah i started narcos too and i kind of feel

like it's early i only got through like two episodes and i'm like it's okay for things to be oh you could

probably just you know it's a hit

if you turn on tiger king it's a mess this is what how many seasons this is

the second one but because joe exotic is in jail mad that everybody is making a living

and doing great off the success of the of the first tiger king rightfully so so this starts out with them trying to get

him out of jail he ain't coming out of jail we know that but i knew that back then because he's

gay donald trump is not pardoning the gay man that's not me but i watch this whole [ __ ] thinking why

did they think he was letting him out of there he thought he might be rednecking and then by the time they got the shorty carol

baskins man leave this middle of america

nut [ __ ] all you almost got me to say a bad little oh y'all almost got me to say a bad word this is nut [ __ ] dawg move no

no yeah i'm not watching it no it's a mess i'm cool the you dude the [ __ ] he made him

his wife that's a killer family it stopped the shows that you they used

third season whatever that was wasn't terrible stop the i won't even watch it in the shows

in them yeah baby [ __ ] yo turn it off man

these just be getting the views on youtube when the animals be [ __ ] each other what is this

this is still this tiger can't care about the tiger kingdom i'm cool now on wildlife

murders and wildlife i had already seen the story joe gonna find the underground version of tiger

cage it's not underground it's just some some stuff that white people do i gotta pick it up

how white people continue to get off the hey let's go hiking and kick their wife

off the [ __ ] cliff is that what the stock is about

oh i thought it was you said i thought it was about to be something [ __ ] tigers i saw some animals

fight a water buffalo [ __ ] no it's uh

uh murders in uh our national parks are national or national parks but it's called murder in the

wildlife do you know how many docks i've seen where a white husband says honey let's

go jogging why don't you pack some stuff up choke his wife out in the grand canyon and leave go up there

and he kicked her ass right off the mountain i'd be watching the doctor he said

no don't go [ __ ] see hey look

that's why we reacted that way the boys wanted to take you camping up on the mountain that's exactly why

you

i was going camping to sleep y'all have to kill me in the tent right it's cool

sitting down chilling am i being lazy i'm a lazy kill yo oh man i sit down and

i'm watching i say

how did they get here and then they do a little bit of research and that the couple was never happy right before they went

what parts you have to explain i don't know i don't know i tried to warn you to not go camping in the woods too wait

wait wait wait wait wait i'm on your side yeah this is where white people so

family did some investigating like ah look funny i found out he had another wife named

and oddly enough she died strangely oh this this thing you got a whole little history here yeah you don't remember

that movie step father oh this is hey the car broke down he he pumped it up lifted it up

threw some [ __ ] on today [Music]

holy [ __ ] hey cold carpet

and got double the money when it was an accident he done kicked off [ __ ]

and they trying to put the guy in jail i'm like yo white people they get it nobody none of my exes will

go hiking with me

i'm staying in the black community we're not going out to the world period call a girl right there i'm saying yeah let's

go hiking around six a.m it's gonna be dark out but no no wi-fi nothing up there come on

let's just go though me and you and the team bring your stilettos they can catch a grip

what is this ozark season four the date was announced excuse me january 21st put in my calendar don't

call me on january 21st i hate ozark what what that's good but i

hate it what you got a sleeper let me tell you why i hate it we're going to want to what new kids in the

block you

this is your seed if you want it but for have to today

pack your stuff up he likes new kids in the vlog i don't like new kids i don't like the

wrong way [ __ ] man i don't like new kids online

i like ozark so what i'm saying is i don't like the fact of how big this [ __ ] has gotten

with some [ __ ] middle western white people selling drugs and they kind of glorify these

[ __ ] but when we be out here getting to it they're not selling drugs they're laundering money yeah they laundering money man what what that's

what they're doing [ __ ] they are selling skag what are you talking about

they're not they're laundering money through their uh the casinos and [ __ ] where they getting money from from drug

dealers they do what it's all drunk

they glorify the crooks season two they sold the drugs and they got the money and their business escalated that is

true it was about yeah we are glory yo and again it is one of the most popular shows on tv

i can't believe you are big enough uh i like on the vlog i didn't big up new kids on the block one i did not and

number two i love you it sounds like you got a good point here i like ozarks i'm just saying i don't like how the world

responds to the white crooks yeah they have poppy fields

i don't like the fact that we well not we but society is okaying they

[ __ ] you know what i'm saying like these [ __ ] is drug dealing murdering creeps are drug shows no they don't fail

right no [ __ ] no you mean that statistically yeah

like we [ __ ] with the wire ozark is really good ozark's amazing so

is breaking bad sopranos is amazing but good fellas and so all of that [ __ ]

is it more of them than more of us absolutely could it could that have some play in this i could no i could i'm just saying

but who's us blacks blacks society i'm just saying because they're showing better numbers and stuff

and i'm just like is it possible though new jackson they watch it's more of them to watch more of their [ __ ] that's true now they

want to call us black so is it dumb versus minorities because no they don't have more

or you just talking about black they still more i still think it's more still more look

it up no i know i don't know i don't know i don't know and i wanted white people white people over 60 of the united

states what i'm saying is when we create crook [ __ ] they kind of don't be behind

that number they are i think it is without doing any research i'm saying i don't believe it i want to

be educated no they are white people make up like 60 of the country give me give me a little so you guys keep talking with that

if white people were so dominant in population then why would i think that population control is a thing and i do

because they are dwindling by percentage they've been dwindling for a long time

no but they had such a head start [ __ ] white is 73 i told you okay now that

we've pulled that was a 20 that was 2017 number that i i brought so this is 20 20.

now so we're well researched take that we google the graph on you [ __ ]

but okay i understand what you're saying 70 what i was saying

is that number is projected to change drastically so i know so when you bring

up that yo white people 70 it sounds so it sounds scary it sounds intimidating

it sounds like that can't change but if you're just looking no it's changing in 10 years

see the white people would be afraid why do you think trump was trying to put the big ass gate in front of mexico think about

it look they're saying that in 10 years they've decreased by 8.6

right now look at the multiracial population in 2010 it was 9 million in 2020 is 33.8

million it says a 276 percent increase so that's showing you one number going up and another one the hispanic and

latino population grew 23 percent fam since 2010. they are saying that

hispanic and latino popular how many of you folks since 2010 we've

been doing it we said 30. 22. 2010. yo chill out nothing out loud [ __ ] you

did you said i [ __ ] about 30. you know i didn't stand i heard your thoughts i didn't finish

the thought oh okay but you echoed it real loud didn't you i didn't know you was trying to whisper

pardon me phil multiracial they about me me and my dad all of us

all jokes aside [ __ ] now yeah why do you think trump and him really was desperate with putting that wall here to stop the

hispanic and latino population from growing that [ __ ] is growing like crazy

we don't be in the states like that don't it's states dog that are like 90 white

whole states of [ __ ] we flipped a few i didn't think we would flip this at this passage

i mean i guess that's a yeah what you're saying yeah it's a telltale i could see there being cause for concern is all i'm saying in the next 10

20. that's why when you see them saying we're losing the country and all that that's what they talking about yeah yeah man rogan in them that's why they

trying to put new kids on the block next to new editions

i'm not going don't do that i'm not gonna let them keep using us dog i was there for bill clinton on arsenio

hall get out of here with your little saxophone we don't care you don't care if you inhaled or not i seen [ __ ] joe

biden at roscoe's in la eating waffles no go away all right now enough

yeah that [ __ ] ain't gonna work no more so before it's over for that it is definitely over for that i'm sorry oh for them doing the just a little fake

cool [ __ ] yeah i wish old bobby brown would have popped up and not gave a [ __ ] about what y'all performed and prerogative just came on

and now we're just doing

to drop down though give them the pups i got it you got to use your other i ain't got it your other knees

no when you get older you got to master your own body no you got to master your environment like i'm

going to use this baby

there you go you gotta take them socks off so you ain't slipping

young [ __ ] lose the [ __ ] verses man yeah they don't know how to [ __ ] they're gonna come with a little motor to the

stroke but they don't know how to [ __ ] me i'm gonna love it down all right i'm gonna hit your spine

i'm gonna grab your neck the way you gotta get grabbed now oh speaking of grabbing next lebron had

enough lebron had enough isaiah stewart uh isaiah stewart is a basketball player

for the detroit pistons uh some would say a dirty one but [ __ ] someone said that about lebron yes yes

uh so at the free throw line of a game that the pistons were ahead in

i can imagine it was a chippy low scoring game lebron 18 19 years in the

game gave him a little i've been here for john stockton i've been here for i've been here for a lot a little too

much i got to get my little pow power straight in my pocket real quick real quick i didn't know it

would do all that bleeding to your face lebron's pretty strong but i had to give

you a little straightening that's just a little straightening all of this a little straightening man that's it oh

it's more awesome straightening it no no no it was just a little oh come on back up get off me you grab me too much isaiah stewart see i i know but if i if

i get back to the locker room i'll get the pistons out the league yeah like it won't be a pistons

a motor or nothing yeah it won't be you're right what are we doing mariah they all trying to tell him yo [ __ ]

relax no chills distance

we need we need checks just build a new casino get a new video get a new eye you know

yeah don't clean yourself up baby wiper fix this right now fam it ain't even that rough terry on bmf with the [ __ ]

out right now you good you good see detroit detroit

yo that was the one thing i didn't respect about lamar he gonna tell kato yo go kill meech i'll handle t like wait

wait [ __ ] ass back up you gonna kill me why you sent a girl to go kill me get

close to meech yeah figure it out okay though

that was that was my end that was my end it didn't work it did not do no it

didn't so you gonna go handle the dude that you shot and he survived you got one eye you're gonna go handle that he

ain't on point like meech i can't i can get close to him he tried to get me three or four times

security [ __ ] wasn't playing true so are you gonna get frustrated yeah when i can't get this [ __ ]

hey you can't slip nothing but my mom's mom's pulled me to the side i noticed that security ain't been outside now would you tell that to t

no she said that to me me i know the security in me now dude you straight all right no you know you're

good boy

y'all y'all peep out how uh spoiled alert spoilers oh yeah spoiler yeah y'all people happy pop solos when you

saw that check pop start spending the money

but i hate the internet now they found every image of him from movies happy celebrating saying that's what he spent

the checkpoint they're taking his whole moviography

and saying that's what he's doing with the check oh man

the show was done uh the show was done really well great season great great season this might be the best

single season that 50's done power power one was amazing yeah don't do that

i was different bro that first power season was i guess i'm just so tainted by the way that power and the trajectory

of power power one hit hey not for nothing cannon one is up there kate was though

cannon one like this ain't this i'm just getting this i'm not finishing i'm not finishing it i'm not finished oh it's still good it's really good it's up

there i just started on the flight back the other day [ __ ] made me so mad

oh

[Laughter]

[Laughter] the weekend will not stop winning i don't want to see it no more

you just keep winning the news

the weekend's blinding lights is the new number one billboard hot 100 song of all time it means it's the highest

performing best performing number one that they have ever had in life okay now

cheating stat because of course yeah that's what i'm like but it don't matter because that's all

the companies do now is find the stat that best supports what you're trying to say and then put it out yeah everybody do it everybody i'm gonna

say everybody dude i'll be watching the nfl game and like yo he's number two in over a hundred yards over the over the

eight weeks straight like no he has the most yards in the second quarter of any second third game played

on thursday nights yeah dumb [ __ ] shut the [ __ ] up yeah they say stupid [ __ ] yeah just a quick question and we're

moving on we're not staying here are the cowboys cowboy no no they got some injuries no we're in cowboy

but i can ask you questions cause we should since we're here and we can leave that could go in the cowboy no we should have won i don't mean like just playing

back just like bad luck man we held the chiefs turn around no no i don't think so we played we we we had good moments

in that game um we got in that red zone we was in within the 10 yard line two or three times we are the next week the raiders

tough game better win tough game we held the chiefs that are red hot right now to

19 points all right can i ask and they hot as fish grease is josh allen submit

amen yo what's wrong with you antoine's very first day ever in podcast land

what did he say you did when we was naming the quarterbacks better than dak you did you

said it i i really want to ask the question does the conversation need to happen

and it's third year no okay this is fourth year and only one of them was good so yeah

the jury is still about oh wait only one of what was good one of his seasons he had two older you know yeah one ecstatic

season and he had one good season no he had one good season he did not have one he didn't have one he had one good

season yeah one great season and one good season he had a good season before stefan diggs got there he had an okay

stuff he had an okay season but it wasn't he showed enough to give the organization faith to say all right let's see what he does with the number one

and it's working but diggs was also on the outside that was the second year in minnesota it's not like they went out and spent they got him for a draft pick

or something like i got him for cheap y'all can't convince me that josh allen is mid if that's what you're trying to do no i don't know yet the jury's still out that's all i'm saying you won't

trick me into it is he better than dak i didn't say that but he's not missed one incredible

season and this has been a little bit top five off of one seat second best quarterback in that draft what is what

jury is out on him he had one good season and it's still shown enough to be

undoubtedly the second best quarterback in that draft we still looking for josh rosen with a flashlight

but that don't mean much if you only have good quarterbacks we've been talking about baker mayfield who was number one and started every game and

had every weapon and the best defense they talk about him every week is he a bum or not that's that's

so jokes 19 was okay 20 was amazing when was the season yeah

20 was amazing 19 he only had 3 000 yards

20 was great impeccable year that's all i said

yeah jerry stop that's what i'm saying put my headphones back on

jury's still up all right was just thinking it was just a question i think josh and just made i have no journey still out that's all i'm

saying we are where is jeremy next year next year yeah he has the same good team this year

that he had last year and he's not really performing at the same level so that is true was it just that now they got tape on him they they figured out

the tricks that the the coach gave him in the offseason before they got digs

so what happens next year if he doesn't have the greatest season then he's like then it's confirmed

see i disagree with that because that training and conditioning under that thinking that's the same reason everybody thought sam donna was finished

some of us in his room didn't think that but why we saw what he did with the jets bad organizations had a few years but

some of us saw enough to say hey if he get a new shot wow he could be on listen i think that he would still be the quarterback if

you're the bills i think you still keep him as your quarterback he's he's good but he's just him but he's not hungry

i know but this is what i'm saying i'm not saying he should be out the league he should be no no he's going to be traded you should go somewhere else

or organization and you can still build a good team that sells

80 ounces none of it's josh hammond that's the whole no but maybe the one

that's not available the 150 is josh allen so all your wheat [ __ ] name your mid grade

why is this respectful okay yo he ain't visiting

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seven quarterbacks better than josh allen

i don't operate like that i don't just go off like this year's stats i don't either i don't know if you're not good

with that either if you give me two years bad play or one year bad play one year okay play one great great year and

then go back to okay ten quarterbacks right now that you all think are definitively better than josh allen

you want me to name them i'm asking if you think you could yeah i'll go i'll here i could definitely

name seven yeah pat uh tom obviously uh dad tom aaron lamar

tyler lamar uh russell tyler herbert stack

i will say albert i i thought i said that lamar i said lamar you went too fast

you could say let me do my name shoot right tom and aaron get him out the way

lamar pat i don't want to russell do your names okay you do your name aaron

tom it's a shame we got to do this for these guys russell wilson mm-hmm kyler murray

pat dac lamar um pat

you said matthew stafford justin herbert i like justin herbert that's debatable

but i like i'll put him there s9 give me the tenth one that we could say goes there before uh derek carr

i'll put him there i'm not i'm not digging buying that i mean derek carson i'm dignifying that

and he's had a couple other good he's had some good yeah we can move on i'm sure we're forgetting somebody oh yeah some

something real obvious something yeah they'll let us know what y'all forget to say yeah that's true that's true

you didn't say russell yeah russell i didn't say danny

anyway uh what else we got did we talk about lebron we talked about lebron i don't have anything else i need to get

to man where we out on time over there we are good we good all right yo goodbye

to what that's not how we understand that life is a series of moments in moments

like you off the short bus life is a series

[Music] i told y'all let's look up at around six

months man we're gonna get to cooking cooking cooking i smell it from the kitchen i smell it when the bacon gets

cooked and i smell it upstairs i know i know and that ain't muffins turkeys

listen this is a versus song this is a battle they're battling on the song i'm not

gonna get in women's business i was so in love

well this [ __ ] is good song construction

you know how powerful that is i was so in love how in love was you [Laughter]

just hold up y'all don't feel me nah this is my song for the winner now let me tell you i'm on it

stop it this [ __ ] is good or sean garrett somebody is good but to

come up with that perfect thotty melody for these thoughty words but if i had to i would just like to get

[ __ ] get drunk take drugs

it's genius i see why larry is sticking around

yeah look what she would do if she got london back and larry's talking to him i've been here the whole time

right right up to the clown show dawg yeah [ __ ] will volunteer how many nuts

do i have left in me [ __ ] will put their name on the waiting list for the clown show [ __ ]

[Music] if it brings no direction if i had you man i just wanna get [ __ ]

get drunk yeah you're not gonna be my girl saying that no this is a bop all right man

[Music] um

until the next time man keep us in your prayers lord knows we need to be there bid you would do farewell adios sariva

derchi oste la vista all that good stuff uh remember the baddies are insecure they're stagnant women want to travel

when they're closed-minded women want you to teach them things grab an ibuprofen enjoy your headache hopefully

you all enjoyed this pod as much as we enjoyed delivering it to you stay safe head on a swivel hopefully we

see you back same time same place oh wait that's not true wait

wait wait wait wait wait that's not true we are not here saturday night right now

we're not here next wednesday patreon however [ __ ] gonna call us lazy yo y'all

taking off a lot listen man we are not here friday we'll be back next week same time same place

wednesday everybody enjoy the holiday happy thanksgiving and when i say happy thanksgiving i certainly do not mean

whatever america wanted us to learn about the tradition i'm talking about uh deep traditions

uh family values all of that [ __ ] getting together with your loved ones

food culture not the pilgrim [ __ ] these [ __ ] are talking no

it's not that it's not that enjoy your family enjoy your loved ones life is short life is precious rest in

peace everybody that we lost this year and last and y'all hold it down we going man hey

man just before we go joe uh just wanted to say like because i know a lot of people out there this is a

real rough time for y'all so whatever you got to do just keep keep your head high if you can bruh

holidays really gets rough for some folks so you know thoughts and prayers y'all with y'all it would have [ __ ] up yeah

when i did that in hour one hey you can really say that when we leave it yeah yeah yeah damn i've spent a couple

thanksgivings by myself that [ __ ] ain't ain't fun man yeah like some people really need to hear that [ __ ] again bro

all right fine man i ain't a holiday dude neither so yeah that's real

bye [ __ ] will not end in a

they smile wait until y'all do that great ass performance to get depressed hey take that moon music [ __ ] up the

road all righty [Laughter]

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