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Joe Budden Podcast Episode 49, “49,” released May 27, 2016. Joe Budden and his dear friends Marisa Mendez & Rory sit down every week to discuss life, music, sex, and more. Tune in and follow along the crazy adventures of these three very random friends. Full transcript and searchable timestamps below.

Joe Budden Podcast Ep. 49 Transcript
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right that was my impression of joe's are right it was horrible no how's that okay
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we could probably just take one of Joe's could even their head of it Joe is not here today because he does not care
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about any of the listeners there's no reason why he's in LA or Vegas or wherever the [ __ ] he is he's just there
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it's not working he's not doing anything he just left you guys so fill his mentions but in the meantime we brought
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friends of our podcast and of our overall group I guess you would put it
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yeah we have it's the real wow hey hey hey do you guys have any cool aks or gun
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noises yeah we did oh man
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now we're put on the spot just do yo it up it's Erica ke 2-foot BlackBerry's aka 24-inch rims yo it up in chef aka shoot
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a boy in blue aka Papa Smurf I like it
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violence can we can we call ourselves plain you know like some people are like
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grammy-award-winning whatever artists can we be like Entertainment Weekly oh
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my god suggested vodka Wow guys well you guys are amongst two of the three people
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that were on the entertainment weekly top 12 podcasting situation believe me
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I'm treating you guys way differently than I would have yeah I'm just happy to be on a number one charting podcast at one time did did
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Elliott Wilson show you stats we say the name of their podcast yet oh
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yeah we have a name to our podcast name - I don't know I had a long conversation
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with Joe on our podcast yeah our podcast is called a waste of time with it's the real because we're very bad at selling
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ourselves we just get right to the point but you guys are you think we're better at selling ourselves I feel like no it's
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not barefoot I do like how Marissa's
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like was that a fatty thing it's like you know nobody you know we just say
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that it's not only white wine that you're drinking but it's white wine from a screw top yes I picked this up I want
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to say it's a 2016 yes like well I mean
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when you pay top dollar that's $6.99 you're drinking grape juice you've never had wine like this yeah she
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has that barefoot um anyways though for people that don't know who you guys are which I don't think there's too many of our listeners that don't is their
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background you can give I know you guys went on a podcast tour with everyone else so we're I guess give us the same story
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where it's the real that's IT s th e re al yeah it's one word because I mean
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there is the real yeah which is the women's talk show the syndicated talk show with like Adrienne Bailon and Tamar
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Braxton the brother company we got all these people reaching out they're just like can we get Tamar Braxton on our
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like more Tamar Braxton she should get more late time work in like Adrienne Bailon come to my nieces quinceañera
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it's like like I don't for those yeah in demand but we've been around for eight
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years where hip-hop sketch comedians were brothers by the way a lot of people were like oh how'd you guys meet and so I came home from the hospital he was
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dead yeah so we started out doing sketches which is how we got to know Joe early on
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back in like 2007 2008 when you guys played scrappy one did you you were
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there yeah it was such a weird crazy body man max B's house oh yeah I guess
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that would make sense we were we played Scrabble at max B's apartment I got yelled at for not taking my shoes off I
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mean that's a given and someone well that being said there was no furniture yeah there was one hardly a couch there's an ottoman oh I did not thank
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you there were seven dudes like on the wall nice yeah yes we did sketches for three
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and a half years with everyone from like bun b to eclipse to max b to like Fall Out Boy then we did a podcast called
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hype men that we did interviews for MTV where we did a lot of yelling and gunshots we did and then we put on a
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mixtape with you do drama called or Bain Outfitters vol 1 and where we were rapping alongside different people like
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bun b & freeway and Maino and Lil Jon and Hannibal Buress and and now we sold a TV show to MTV and that has made
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Marissa need a drink photo shoot MTV
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yeah wait did it happen yet we need your retweets go on Twitter right now we pin the tweet oh so you can
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find it okay we're taking it thank God taking one step at a time and we have just finished the first draft of the
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pilot script gonna be in it what is it yes yes there's a part when you were wondering if the white wine thing was a
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thottie thing to say maybe the thought is is it wrong that we
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don't watch the live in hip-hop just generally speaking a lot of people don't ok people do though name one person that
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doesn't watch it you guys Rory do you uh
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yeah it's my guilty pleasure I don't like run home to make sure I catch it yes it's on TV yard duh but isn't it
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weird like watching people who you know it is that's what bugs bugs me land
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especially when you know they're [ __ ] like acting oh my god no the Joey thing
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was so weird to just the way it played out because it had happened to us like months before and then you watch it mhm
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I just I just don't wanna I just want experience this side of Joe I just want to know him strictly the sad that sad or
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as normal and not yeah we brought Joe
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sweatsuits for when he came over to our podcast cuz you know we'd like to give our podcast guess gifts I guess you guys
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know this is [ __ ] payback because I purposely didn't bring anything you guys
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started out as pitching a podcast as what a dinner party yeah so it started off as a dinner party conversation yeah
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and then they put out a press release falsely stating that as a dinner party later like [ __ ] we need to cook for all
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these people so we've been like making we made sea bass for gunplay we got yeah
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we made like we roasted the chicken for Bundy we done like salmon and poppy
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yoked yeah so and and when currency came over we got him like fruit roll-ups cuz you know what there's another part to this no
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joke comes over no cuz we got an email from Rory right saying like hey can we
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move this up first of all like an hour before we were supposed to because we
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got dinner reservations at where I don't know I don't think my reservations ever man I think we thought
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yeah they're expecting for DeMeo I've had this books for weeks it's a table for two you and Joe well
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we've done that before we did so I get up there
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and there's no food first time what was that episode 12 Thank You Marissa yeah
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we should Marissa on the podcast yeah no I wasn't invited for that one because you guys kept talking about oh you know
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we'll have you on could be like a great cross-pollination I wasn't really on it
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we remoting Joe's album yeah at this art show thing and that's yeah that's that crossover where Rory is like an
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executive a professional which is I should have fleshed [ __ ] in the house
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when there wasn't food there by the way there's nothing to flip yeah Marissa do you know that flip your brother's bed
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over that Jeff and I went to a friend's wedding and as we were leaving at the
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end of the night they played MA TESOL know we went on hip hop DX's archives
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this um this guy comes up to me I'm sorry a girl came up to me and she was
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like hey you're from it's the real right I was like yeah she's like you have to meet my husband he's a huge fan of the
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podcast I go over there and he was like oh man I love your podcast I love Joe Budden's podcast and I happen to work
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with Rory oh yeah I don't think I ever told this story on the podcast good segue and he listens I'm not gonna say
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his name but he's a really really great guy we had like a retreat it's a it's an advertising agency we had like a retreat
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on a boat it was open bar and all that and I'm sitting on the boat and we don't we don't really work together we're not
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in the same department or anything so we don't interact with each other often so when he came up and approached me and
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said so let's talk about this podcast I immediately thought okay I'm about to
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get fired right on a boat like not even in my office no he's not my no is he
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like an intern no no he's definitely older than me and I'd imagine in his department is higher um but no he's not
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my boss or anything but just the way he approached it it felt like I was I was gonna get fired and he ended up
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being a huge fan and a big fan of Joe I invited mounts of one show I don't think he could make it any but he said things
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convenient he said no one really knew that this was going on at work no no one still knows well I had 97 no
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way my aunt's wedding or my uncle's somebody's wedding the other day and my little cousin she's like 18 and her
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little boyfriend came up to me and I was like eating a cheese and cracker he was like hey I listen to every podcast [ __ ] joke like oh my god stop it and
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I just walked away we never finish these games I don't know I didn't wanna know anything further than that so I just
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walked away and I haven't hugged him since was he was he a Michael roars fan he might have been he looks like he could be he looks like my whole world oh
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we have to plug a shameless plug we're at sops on February 2nd it tickets are
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on sale at sops congratulations in advance guys you guys are gonna see my dad and all my best friends and the
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squad and gunplay my mom might quite you
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know she can just buy it venue and she probably will but I'm just
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I don't know Security's way tightest yeah an old white lady trying to get in on them I don't know if you guys can
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tell but we don't plan anything we just sit down and go uh and I feel like we keep saying we're gonna meet and like
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actually put a show together I don't think is gonna happen I think we're literally gonna show up and not know
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what to do well thank god you're gonna show up that's number one nobody mati and myself will be there
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yeah it's Joe gonna be like in Las Vegas we have no idea maybe in Canada we talked about this for like a whole month
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that we're gonna do a year anniversary live podcast and Joe was on board like yeah I see brilliant idiots do it this
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and that I finished the deal with sops I go on our podcast text all right February 2nd
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here's the flyer Joe says yeah I don't really like it I don't like it the poster is awesome no not just the
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artwork just the idea it's like we've been talking about this where have you been applying that's the first time that
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he's heard of it this is the first time I've heard about it actually this stop is is Peter Rosenberg gonna make an
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appearance he better he's the reason we started this is Maddie's father JC is like he's sonned you he was the
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only one missing at the genius thing we had we had like the the podcast reunion for everyone we all complement each
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other and acted like we listen to each other's episodes Oh Joe wasn't there though he's not no no Pete I was there Pete I
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was there yeah yeah Rob mark Manavi I guess is everybody the
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whole little squad right but there's only pod squad squad Wow but you guys were the only ones on the
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Entertainment Weekly yeah no actually come back home there - I was there you
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guys are routinely number one on the thing I don't even check that [ __ ] okay first of all that's such a lie I mean
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but it's also like pointless cuz it's like it just goes a matter of like when you put it out and how many you listening at the time like this is
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really like a thing I just wait to put
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on Instagram and congratulate me and I feel cool do you guys listen of the podcast yeah I was in error I listened
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to yours I listened to combat jackal is in a rap radar listen to rob mark man's red light I listen I just listened to
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serial podcast for the first time in two days I finished it yeah yeah yeah it's great oh yeah it's really
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great uh who else I think that's it unless I'm forgetting someone Eric you wasn't podcast I mean yeah I
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listened to like Bill Simmons podcast Adam Carolla like who's in the Marc Maron Marc Maron love Marc bunch of
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names we don't know yeah love line yeah
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yeah in the man show yep Snooki's
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podcast I haven't okay I would listen to it do you know that way I'm gonna take a tally of every single time mercy
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listen to taxes yeah yep yeah I like Texas pocket you were that you really
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connect right you know that happened no no no no though Gabby screamed at me the
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next day like why the [ __ ] would you tell him to go up and do that I didn't tell him to do that at Saks DM Jim but
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it wasn't as bad as it I was in the room for the whole thing it wasn't that bad and everything's made for nice headlines though I mean we we could recreate it
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here yeah do you want to jump out the ohmmeter
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so we went on taxes podcast and people because of the video and the way it was shot people were just like oh my god
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it's the real was so scared of everything tax were saying wait because tax was going it like all these Tupac fans we're saying that Tupac wasn't like
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oh yeah naturally awkward so I see an
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aggressive man and then two awkward guys on camera everyone's like it's us just
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being like okay like do you man you're just yelling about bullets or something
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not quite sure and you guys have been in max B's house to play Scrabble so I can't imagine you're intimidated daddy
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oh my god I was so scared yeah do you have any max P stories money
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uh he was just literally he would pass out drunk like dead on the floor every single time max B I think I still have a
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photo too I think and I put out all over it did he touch it in Miami Oh max was so upset with us
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and his people were so upset with us besides Karen like Karen was like happy that we were there and doing our sketch but the guys were just so unhappy with
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us even being there that he kicked us out halfway through the sketch oh my god
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did you fear for my life I'd make that the artwork not step on any max vetoes I
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also got yelled at for I let somebody in his apartment without looking in the people not great you live like in the
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middle of the Bronx yeah Sedgwick Avenue is not a good way to just let someone
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you know um I don't know I felt very friendly yeah very friendly atmosphere I mean he was a friendly guy the rest of his crew
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he's alive by the way they might not be
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probably any more jail cuz I change them we don't know can you guys hear get him on the phone yeah do you speak to him no
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I don't know why I'm really closer with French than when Max are you still close to French yes super close adventure of
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the Montana's I just went on to UM Atlanta with him a couple episodes ago when I had the whole [ __ ] Delta story
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oh yeah he was poor that yeah he was uh now does he have any connections to France or two months in yeah well he's
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from Morocco okay
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I have proudly listened to French Montana in both Montana and France Wow
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yeah yeah well light brag yeah Marissa where have you listen to French
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Montana I'm gonna try to call Joe to see
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if he's taking a moment from working out with drea legs day legs day today and I
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am sweeter than Austin yeah yo yo Joe picked up say that can you
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turn that up a little bit we're on the podcast live right now for you guys know
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we have it's the real here all right what's up Joe what's up Joe
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can you hear them we're new to this whole thing oh I hear everybody am I
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being recorded the podcasts are typically recorded so yeah yeah but aren't you supposed to say before you
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record someone you're being recorded I said you're live on the podcast my
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apologies how's LA or Las Vegas or with my friend dick la la is cool I made a lot of cool
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drug dealers and escorts and prostitutes out here Oh save me some of the drug dealers oh no I'm not saving you any of
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the drug Joe you sound like you're hanging out at like the Greyhound
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station or was on speakerphone is it better now can somebody take versus Mike
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and I'm not there and I'm very disappointed that glory nor Marissa so
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we have a podcast text and for me that they were calling me to record you for the podcast but I should have a lot of
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[ __ ] to talk about this week we do do we yeah the whole what do you want to stop
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I'm not there for any of this meat stuff I thought this was a great time for me
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to be away and you ought to do it in hip
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hop no one leaks track record you might get another shot so I wouldn't take this one
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any listen to my theory I have oh no I'm getting trouble again I'm freely Joe no
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no look at your hype about our little Entertainment Weekly so y'all trying to get me to you know I'm about me but I do
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have a theory other than that though this is great 2016 hip hop Rory Rumble
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everybody's fighting I love it I'm not saying anything about anybody I love everybody I'm gonna leg shaking my hands
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and get my dick sucked and y'all have a glass very fun right yeah I see you
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trying to be permanently funny like I see I see the strides that you're making
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and maybe one day but I don't think you're funny Joe I think I'll live Joe
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are you coming out sops for the for the live podcast I hope I don't have to come
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Rory uh so Rory told me that we sold out of the many tickets and then Marissa
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text man 12-yard emojis mad mad excited
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about it so I said oh my nation points asked oh wait what day is that February 2nd yes
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so February 2nd sob Rory and Marissa have convinced me to do some type of
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live podcast if people think it's a Joe Budden show and they're gonna be very disappointed when they get there that's
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fun I've told everyone that you're performing your catalog in its entirety
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wow you're kidding I really do think that Marissa should be performing wicked or not I completely agree with you
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I'll perform tequila vodka honey I won't perform no no no no that's not your hit
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it is that's not your hit nobody knows that the X yeah it got two stars now
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what's the real doing up here uh you know they just came up to hang out with us once again we're we're it's the real
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not the real the real is the syndicated women's talk show no it's alright they
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don't know they don't know what you're doing up there promoting something are we talking about something did Rory and Marissa feel very
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insecure in my assets so they needed somebody there what's happening but I thought I was here to meet Machine Gun
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Kelly and Marissa what did I tell you
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got those promises I don't want to talk
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to you all we have one the streets want to know if you're raising draya's newborn or not that's what the streets
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want to know yeah oh my god so wait really quick all right Rory lured me into a story in LA this is
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very different that this is different
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but I guess because I'm in LA for an extended amount of time I'm seeing some
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things that maybe I didn't normally see so the gyms like the only place that I can be safe these [ __ ] out here isn't
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losing their ass I don't know what these [ __ ] doing I know what no part of it
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so I caught a I go to the gym and you know Dre is a [ __ ] whatever she is
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socialite whatever you call personal in my my caption I don't say [ __ ] about her
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I don't want nothing to do with none of the la TMZ gossip it's a gym and she
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pregnant no way somebody could come [ __ ] Audria who's pregnant ooh
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just [ __ ] whatever she's going through it homeboy sure enough I'm [ __ ] pregnant Draya and raising the
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unborn kid I'm doing all types of while [ __ ] so don't you worry I'm bringing my
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[ __ ] cuz I soon no idiot no because no
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because I have confirmed my theory that la people and New York people are just
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very different people and while I love of LA and LA people I'm a New Yorker
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worried son Jerry I'm a New Yorker so it's very hard for me last night I was
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talking to a woman I met in the fall right I'm so hung out with last night I was talking a woman that I met on the
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phone we were talking about I've only met her I didn't meet her on a phone yeah I'm talking to what I met on the
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phone right her and I have dinner plans whoo fancy she she calls me to say oh
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what's your address I give her the address she tells me she's three minutes
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away so what do I do I go downstair because I'm considerate I got them down here for like 30 minutes
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smoking doing I enjoy college big bag hey Sam ah we are you and she said I'm waiting for
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you to give me the address what that is what this 31 year old woman said to me
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this is what I'm dealing with in LA did you give her the address you know what
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we're almost hung up on you on my pocket I'm not gonna do that I wish I was there
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to hear out you you and uh Marissa and it's the weekend but I'm
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sure you all hold it down hanging over here there's no one over there no no it's just cold as [ __ ] all right all
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right y'all got the holes since you
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don't have the hose and it's not lit uh I'm gonna go back though I'm doing over here right before you go you should know
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that Rory's drinking white wine on ice from Dwayne do I know you hey I tell you everything
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Rory's doing without being questioned are you gonna tease the gunplay Johnny
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story from Vegas for the next podcast or do we have to keep that toy oh my I am
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in Johnny has to guess them next week oh yeah that would make sense this story it
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is one of the greatest stories that Joe Budden has ever told people know me I
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tell it I embellish a pretty good story I'm not even going to embellish this
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this oh man you ever take a [ __ ] head
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I'm gonna just get this my little tease you ever take a [ __ ] who is naive to
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the universe and then put him in Vegas
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no my [ __ ] you know Johnny so this is funny Johnny Johnny in Vegas with me
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Johnny was appalled and offended that
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the girl he wanted to [ __ ] were tragic in Vegas not believe it he texts me this
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[ __ ] is talking about $500 that's pretty good right I said okay I'm not
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giving that girl oh man and that right there is the start of an amazing story
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judging by the pictures it looked like he paid that $500 did you did you see
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Molly Moll when you were down there I'm all down here is the monkey there what
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monkey he is like a bunch of pit monkeys he's like a whole zoo friend wall Joe oh
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I please ask me my my friend why would me about someone who's not my friend I
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haven't seen I don't even know the birds nature ask me if I thought I might have seen him and just don't know it
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so beard I hope that answers back oh you're in a mess so I've tried to hang
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up 80 times and every time I do you all say hey one more thing you know you can go if there anything no I think we're
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just forty people are gonna talk about uh the Oscars and if we should boycott we can get it really awkward in here can
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Joe do the hey for the you got to do that alright oh but wait really quickly
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now I'm doing one more thing hey uh how do we feel about this I feel
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like this Oscar conversation happens every year yeah it's just like I ha take
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every single year you not this year does seem like more people are speaking out but I'm late to the party I just saw it
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this morning of the Aunt Viv video yeah just happened last night but I like that
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the president actually put out a statement Cheryl I want to say Isaac's is their last name and she said that
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they're gonna like add more people to the board and really try to diversify more so that there is better options and
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nominees and so what do you mean by Marty Marty Marty Marty Marty listen oh wait I just remembered this I got four
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white people at my podcast yeah all about the [ __ ] Joe none of us have a
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problem with the Oscars are run we all voted it yeah I totally missed that
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until I heard Marty say they're getting together some black and I'm like oh
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people I'm talking to over there they're believing all the stuff that the people say for black people to shut up make an
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effort yo oh the odds this [ __ ] will know he
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got her like boycotted and that's why she hates him but did he get her boycotted because yeah you're missing
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well according I mean it could have been but according to her story it was that uh they were all gonna go for a pay
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raise together and she is that what they call it to dry and then maybe he wanted to [ __ ]
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and she tried to children 500 hours well
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I'm glad that you guys are practicing your funny routine but I'm just trying to get high any funny oh well Rory's got
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a shot if he keeps up at this Golden State Warriors pace that he's been on the last month yeah there's 172 intend this year
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whatever work but [ __ ] it I've seen that video I mean that was the question I
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asked myself see I never really knew why dark-skinned on the left fresh breath I was so young you got you know how old is
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Joe Joe's what 40 or take see this water
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like being on my the humor changes like I don't know like that not you whatever
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anyway Joe no quiet maybe I'm the only one about that on this so y'all could
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talk about it seriously the one last thing though do you want to debate Bryson tiller and Tory Lanez parts who right now that was the worst podcast
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ever recorded in the history of podcast and I never thought I would say it a man
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I never thought I would say it the one podcast that Marty is present don't talk
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no it was horrible we were loved to kid in these streets via time one no I just
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think that I think me and Rory are so
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alike in one area that we kind of deviated we got caught in our own [ __ ]
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and deviated from anything that we were really supposed to be talking about and I'm not even sure both of us understood
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what [ __ ] uh what debate we were at it but that won't happen it was waiting
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I'm happy me and Rory I listen to I had to cut it off me Rory never have another
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recorded for the public to hear we will continue to be that stupid we just won't
- 31:45
let y'all hear we will only let you hear when Marissa is being stupid
- 31:53
that's her thing all right love you guys uh I'm going to spend more money
- 31:59
somewhere out here all right I sort of
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wanted you to hang up on him like a power-play move I was thinking about it but then I thought he was gonna say
- 32:13
something really dope about Aunt Viv and then he just said that she probably [ __ ] and then he said tools they didn't he said yeah um could we just
- 32:20
tell you we could edit it and I could like pretend to hang up and chop it up could tell you a quick la story course
- 32:25
we went to LA what a year ago for business and our manager was like hey
- 32:31
can you come to this place called no-name and so we're like sure never heard of it don't know what it is it's a speakeasy on Fairfax there's literally
- 32:38
no name right they were gonna name it later yes right I was waiting if this was gonna be a and so this place is like
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really it's poppin' it's it's owned by by in Soho House people no no it was oh it's owned by like Olivia Munn and wild
- 32:52
I think a little wild I'm just making up stuff yeah or Latian to Mack wilds not know
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who was that the genius party he was so
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we go there and it's it's a night curated by McKenna remember Kenneth the
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the he was like a singer keyboard player who I got into the Neptune yeah yeah
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because I was Mount Kilimanjaro with like Justin Timberlake Oh them when the pouch arose so he like got to pick out
- 33:26
who was there and it was like us and it was who else was there like Paris Hilton was there Emile Hirsch was there Stephen
- 33:34
Merchant yeah it was just that it was a strange crowd small crowd and Oh for real nice
- 33:39
because the Entertainment Weekly they do you guys DM no we haven't yet no dimmer
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no hear me no are you talking that YMCMB x' he owned Paris Hilton wait did you
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get her to follow did you get her password I tweeted that I liked her song and she followed me well that's why
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does she like yourself - I smell a feature okay so it's over there were in
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a booth and it's it's two girls on the outside Jeff and I are in the middle and we're talking and the girl that I'm
- 34:15
talking to happens to work at Soho House and she starts waving over at the door I turn and who's walking towards us but
- 34:21
Owen Wilson right he's lit Owen Wilson walks over sits in our boots now as the five of us and Owen Wilson looks just
- 34:28
like Owen Wilson does on screen like the broken nose the whole thing and he sounds just like he does and so he's
- 34:34
like what do you guys do for a living and we're like oh we're hip-hop sketch comedians to us it's fascinating fascinating Wow you know I was just
- 34:40
reading this long New Yorker article about a guy named Peter Rosenberg do you know who he is we're like no wedding like he was across
- 34:49
the street from us yes we know Peter Rosenberg and he was just like gets along with his parents really nice guy really nice guy
- 34:55
that's the standard yeah so by the way
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we think we have to read this article everything we say about about like our careers everything we're saying is
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hitting and we're just like we are killing with our we're just like he's
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sober oh and well so that's the thing so it was pretty late at night and he was
- 35:17
eating like a huge breakfast meal so yeah I think yeah yeah you know from
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doing read girl I was like oh and loves you guys but anyway we the next day I
- 35:29
hit Peter and I call him I call him I call me never picks up and I'm like what an [ __ ] like I'm trying to tell him
- 35:34
that Owen Wilson knows who he is likes him the whole thing never picked up calls us the next day and is just like
- 35:41
hey what's going on I know he texted me he's like what's going on and we're like [ __ ] Wilson knows you and thinks
- 35:47
you're a nice guy did you get along with your parents and then he was able to tell his parents right and they were like great this is I mean like it's not
- 35:53
like Peter you know Peter gets long with his parents we didn't get long with his friends apparently not yeah clearly or his podcasters right Wow I saw
- 36:01
impersonal ones too but I don't think we I don't think we spoke do you follow each other on Twitter no but we follow each other in real life not real it
- 36:09
sounded better and then I met Aziz Ansari the same night and he was a douche mm-hmm I met him again and he was awesome so I
- 36:15
don't know I don't know what somewhere somewhere in the middle yeah it was because it was like a an SNL night and he wanted to be all cool I guess 97 he's
- 36:23
in my house you happy after-after-party no we were at the UH but whatever year
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anniversary or do the finale the yeah the 40th anniversary and there was the finale at the same time and it was like
- 36:35
note the show party situation knows cool that's dope yeah Marissa my favorite
- 36:40
thing about watching hot 97 interviews is seeing you in the back yeah it's
- 36:49
become like my thing I just kind of sit there you're like a self-perpetuating yeah exactly
- 36:55
there's actually been a couple memes made from the Devesh faces that I've accidentally because they don't tell us like when we're doing the like just the
- 37:02
discussion ones that go on YouTube they don't tell us which we're gonna use it's just always filming so I assume sometimes like honest conversations
- 37:08
lagging we're probably not gonna use this so I'll go ahead and eat I'll go ahead and zone out I'll go ahead and just absolutely not pay attention to
- 37:14
anything that's happening and then those are the ones that end up being used and then I look like a [ __ ] [ __ ] or a star or one you know either way wait so
- 37:23
where are you guys getting recognized now like on the streets like where are people like you know speaking of all of
- 37:31
that skinny pop which I was eating in a video on honey 7 burger I tweeted about
- 37:37
how I was caught eating skinny pop and they emailed me was like oh my god I can't believe you love us I'm like what
- 37:42
do you mean I don't know but it
- 37:51
literally made my like I felt like when I got the shipment today that was like made me feel like I made it that's amazing yeah do they ship it to hot 97
- 37:56
no they should to my house that's dope yeah they really care that I [ __ ] like skinny pop popcorn but anyway back to
- 38:02
people did recognize this I don't know it's just really random it's mostly Joe's stuff mm-hmm but there's been
- 38:09
random times where I've been like on the train which is weird because I feel like poor I don't want to Train what because
- 38:15
York oh no in Jersey in Jersey on the light rail
- 38:27
exactly like oh my god I love you from the podcast and then is more way because you can't go anywhere on the train
- 38:32
together so you gotta have like a whole combo about the bag I mean it's just
- 38:37
awkward cuz I'm not good at like small talk I'm I'm actually horrible at it so how nervous are you gonna be in the second I don't know I think I might be
- 38:43
okay cuz all my friends are gonna be there no bring Samia I'm from doing yo
- 38:50
shout them out so you can get a free case yeah Atkins protein shakes milk
- 38:58
chocolate flavor I want to shout Dylan's Candy Bar if you want everyone let me have a free birthday party there'd be great you twelve I tried to have it
- 39:07
there my 25th and it was like $3,800 for like an hour yeah like five people it's
- 39:13
[ __ ] ridiculous but they have baby showers there too and I plan to be very well off when I finally [ __ ] get
- 39:18
married and have my children and whatever and be in a great place in my career so I should be able to afford that can I say what this is sure Chateau
- 39:25
diana i mean i don't want to brag that
- 39:36
was her stripper name so what happened that Joe's talking about in the world
- 39:41
besides aunt viv I don't even like that Megan it's just stupid it's a bit odd to
- 39:46
me I mean it's just like what game said like really hip hop is result it's a [ __ ] means now yeah but like okay so
- 39:53
to completely agree I just don't know if I need a game to say that game is also
- 40:00
doing the same stupid [ __ ] [ __ ] but I'll take a meme over a dick print yeah he did but at least he doesn't make a
- 40:05
good point though cuz it is kind of ridiculous innit and he also made a point about like it's only people that are really riding with 50 are like the
- 40:11
[ __ ] Internet losers that get excited over any stupid little troll you know I'm not riding with him no I don't think
- 40:16
that's your job but now like it's just like the
- 40:21
teenagers that are like oh my god bro he's [ __ ] killing you man okay where he got it but it's like really big space
- 40:35
not as funny because he's not making any of those memes also 50 I don't want any problems so I love you there we go so
- 40:43
meek meek put out four songs and two of them were like laughter yeah one was 51 was toured drink yes our podcast started
- 40:55
it yeah oh my god that was great anyway good time hashtag Patton what did meek say about for the listeners that
- 41:01
did not hear Meeks actually cuz they were celebrating Martin Luther King Day and did not get to hear it I feel like
- 41:07
Marissa is like just like unwinding after a very long day it's been a very long day I'm exhausted yeah Rory's unwinding to day is very
- 41:18
hard is this just because it was the long weekend and you guys are getting back no I
- 41:24
okay blogger so what did sorry but he
- 41:32
was dissing Drake and this thing Ross 15 whatever did we see 50 putting a record
- 41:38
now if you go to life assure Mendes calm you can find the article and it'll break down the lyrics for you as well as the
- 41:43
way I have a real issue with your website on my phone why do the redirect there's like all these like pop oh then
- 41:52
yeah no no it was like I mean iTunes
- 41:59
Appstore and shoes yeah like there was some like very salacious headline that I
- 42:05
was just like mmm I should and then it was like God was like no you should not just we should
- 42:12
check out this random sorry you know I fix it okay well thank God because I couldn't figure out if Amber
- 42:18
Rose followed Chloe back and I ain't posted it on life as tremendous never did follow Chloe I do like the news that
- 42:26
you know yeah it's way more important cuz those are my two best the ajaces amber and Chloe
- 42:32
mm-hmm but amber I mean in case anyone's worrying does follow me on Twitter so out there Chloe you're sort of worried
- 42:39
but we mean Chloe your friends like she knows my name when she sees me in person so we have that going for us first a standard of friends yeah
- 42:45
obviously yeah clearly you know cuz it French when she was dating French ah gotcha and now they're still friends
- 42:52
friendly he's highly of her and vice versa okay I'd like them together I
- 42:58
thought that was nice we had a really long drunken conversation about their like situation ship one time it ed Meeks
- 43:03
oh wow full circle you've been close thanks Grammy party yeah and it was really sad because uh jinx was there too
- 43:08
and Malika Malaya whatever the best friend's name is I've know you're asking
- 43:14
the wrong guy the girl that he was allegedly dating from the Chloe crew I'll check life is tremendous redirects
- 43:21
there's a pop-up I can't get to it but yeah I don't know it's just a long Esther I don't even know what we talked about but it's just long and drunk and
- 43:26
they were all really great and happy with each other and then rest in peace drinks well anyway two separate things I
- 43:36
just meant like it just makes me sad to reminisce on that moment because it was a really dope funny hilarious drunken moment and it makes me sad that jinx is
- 43:43
not here with us also laughs yes yes okay well speaking of rappers that are no longer here
- 43:49
oh yeah Jo as well yeah no because they've been redirects
- 43:59
ASA all I said was you ain't really write it I'm like who's your stump man is this what is this is dis back life is
- 44:08
tremendous you would see the full disc cuz you're looking at nothing this is like when you like when your girlfriend brings up old [ __ ] and you don't really
- 44:14
care about it yeah like he talks about how I'm gonna pull it how Drake a
- 44:19
Nicky's [ __ ] no and according to this it was Rihanna oh and then he hid as
- 44:26
well yeah remember really they were rumored dating I think at one point yeah but why would he bring that up well I don't think you want to bring it up
- 44:32
about his girl no there's like nothing that I don't think there's anything that makes you be bringing up in this well I
- 44:39
mean I and I'll be like I don't know man I've probably ate some chicks [ __ ] and she's probably had sex with someone else afterwards
- 44:45
yeah believe I'm sure that's probably happened before yeah I don't I don't
- 44:51
think I just ate a girl's [ __ ] and then she was like well I'm done with sexual things my life yep sorry I was just
- 44:57
looking at life as tremendous calm Amber Rose and Khloe Kardashian but I'm bad
- 45:03
sorry I heard something you were eating some girl's [ __ ] is there any skinny popcorn you know I saw a percent off on
- 45:10
this I did see I did see Marissa stunt picture with my with your popcorn yeah
- 45:17
yeah sorry yeah yeah all Eric and I got today we're closed I know in the mail to ten deep thank you
- 45:26
for the care package very nice it was a really nice surprise it was well since he's promoting it on our podcast maybe they could send us
- 45:32
them they should you guys are number one charting podcast we are any entertainment weekly so ten deep if you
- 45:38
would like to send us that crossover money right there cloth our way anyway except a drink he said was that my girl
- 45:44
tour the world tour I do not know what you [ __ ] ends going for this set 100k a night when you perform tourists women
- 45:50
and their good pwhile you on tour and then 50 he said 250 nobody do didn't the
- 45:56
mighty boy and the mighty mighty voice I don't know I can't do it you know the
- 46:08
game at you forever VAT we would never win money made with that paper but now
- 46:14
exact because you never was that he said I got fifty reasons so you're taking dick and it's fifty reasons I should
- 46:20
kill her but for real I'd be taking trips with my filly got the richest chick she from your hood hating on me I
- 46:26
am really trippin [ __ ] I'm good he's good now I see 150 got so upset I feel
- 46:36
it there do my mic drop Maddie Monroe never taste the light-rail
- 46:47
but I got a card oh I did no no go ahead have you guys made fun of Marissa for
- 46:53
her her house decorations what though when I decorate every month every month and
- 46:59
like make a huge deal of I have two
- 47:04
humongous bins under my bed right one for the first six months of the year one for the second six months and every month I have a theme so January is like
- 47:11
winter slash [ __ ] you March is blowing
- 47:20
or all of those things so I have like a special door hanger how like a vase and I put like stuff in and I have like
- 47:26
candles that go with the theme I have a special cupcake for every month right that yep yes and they're all fene and it
- 47:31
makes me very happy wait so you make a cupcake for yourself on eBay I bid it's like I go through
- 47:37
bidding wars to get these cupcakes like it's really serious you're not like they're not like no they're like yeah
- 47:44
but baked goods from eBay camera [ __ ]
- 47:50
see the I keep it uh what do you call this an album and so that's January that's February that's March but every
- 47:57
month has a theme yeah and so like obviously August is a little tough but I do see shells for August and June also
- 48:03
doesn't have a holiday obviously obviously yeah I was just thinking like
- 48:10
what are you gonna do in August and September in case you're wondering is like fall back to school apples oh no
- 48:16
see that when I get in some like that so
- 48:22
seashells and diamonds you sure is the theme although I have no should be liking it should be like dog days and like be like real dry sad I think
- 48:31
year-round it should be joe budden know like related yeah but I still have
- 48:38
any fun of seashells cupcake so I'm pretty sure I can't there's no so what are you doing oh that's a good idea
- 48:44
Rory and I just went to sweet 36 we did there was a hookah there Joe Budden was
- 48:50
not there was very confusing to me really he couldn't was there one again if a hookah Falls Joe wasn't there did
- 48:59
it really fall I did notice that you two are very well-groomed I know it's odd
- 49:05
that weird red wine is their product maybe that you guys have been using I
- 49:14
was just gonna say sounds like a good place for bevel and where we would usually plug and read this I want mati
- 49:20
to wrap it oh my god yeah real quick
- 49:26
even before you do this I want to say this is the best idea you've only I had
- 49:31
drops like flex bombs but I can't really
- 49:38
[ __ ] our money up Bevell getting a
- 49:43
level yeah we'd have to read the mid-roll cord talking points in the call-to-action required
- 49:49
yes never sir okay but we're not gonna edit this video if you have to say this
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- 50:05
I just added that in there discoloration and irritation uh I mean this podcast
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later you know what this already sounds
- 50:15
like a McDonald's there's a reason nine
- 50:23
out of ten bevel customers come back month after month can I just read it like a exciting commercial I'm gonna do
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- 50:34
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not one to speak of reading so what's that promo code Joe yes Joe
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yeah you guys should I know fun what's up why are you acting like we don't out
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register their well-groomed yeah nobody wants a pic razor I'm gonna go use that
- 51:48
that promo code Joe bbl calm yeah say it
- 51:54
in the voice though like calm did I say
- 51:59
that no who's he said Tiffany from BT yeah yeah yeah the animated uh whatever
- 52:05
that was Sita Oh Sita's world oh my god remember Sita's world yeah just brought it up I was interviewing um Jeezy one
- 52:15
time mhm and I asked one Gary Young yeah
- 52:21
and I asked him a question about an ak-47 a revolver a nun oh my god I
- 52:27
almost don't want you to like talk except for the way dew drops from me so
- 52:36
I asked usually a question about an ak-47 he goes you know what that is and I go yes and then he calms her down in
- 52:44
the world yeah I'm like there's a million reasons why I would know what this is forty seven reasons really and
- 52:50
then thank you and then he was like I'm gonna get you and a K for Christmas and
- 52:57
I was like well you know I didn't tell my was Jewish but I was like that's awesome go Pele boxer yeah yeah and then a month
- 53:04
later Eric and I interviewed him in Chicago mhm a WGCI fest yeah yeah our Kelly was
- 53:11
headliner mhm and that's how we were there we were working it but no
- 53:16
yeah big guard every time I get it groaning sexy you know yeah that's but so to be peep but so so we interview him
- 53:29
and then after the interview were like oh by the way a month ago you asked you you you offered to get me an Akey for my
- 53:37
for Christmas and it's Christmas Eve and so he goes oh I don't have one on me now my man does and he pointed across and we
- 53:44
were like whoa also we tried in the
- 53:53
interview to get him to read the alphabet Oh Mike what you thought would be hilarious because he'd be like eh
- 53:59
but he just do he goes as any rapper
- 54:06
like ever really been offended at the things you guys ask yes yeah oh yeah yeah uh which story can you tell there's
- 54:15
there's there's one DJ who had a real problem with something we did we can't tell that story can you mail it to me who was yeah how about just after yeah
- 54:22
yeah well we'll text it to you yeah she's gonna put it on life is tremendous
- 54:28
it there anyway join us how the other one or should we not I think you should
- 54:33
know what's that work we uh already
- 54:41
finished this whole bottle of wine but there's [ __ ] juice yo Oh Diana Ross
- 54:46
can real mean when I get that pedo and me Yelawolf Oh
- 54:52
Yelawolf came into MTV we were doing because you know our absurdist interviews aren't you know they're like
- 54:58
in the roasting tradition we have fun they have funny answers everyone has a good time it's unexpected so we know
- 55:03
that yellow wolf is coming in it's on the it's on the day that his album comes out he's already been to hot 97 comes in
- 55:09
a bad mood and we're like I don't know what the morning show has done to you but well no but it should be said so
- 55:14
like his team had been reaching out for months like they were like oh we have to make this happen you know like next time he's in town like we gotta make this
- 55:20
happen so we're just like he loves you guys gets you guys we're like oh great well this is gonna be easy yeah like I sold you know beyond belief
- 55:27
but like if he gets who we are then like we should definitely do our bit we should just go in yeah and so we we sit
- 55:36
down with him he comes in he's like not super friendly at first and so you know we do our intros and we shout and we
- 55:42
stick the microphone in their face and and you know everyone from like fabulous to even wale had a good time but like
- 55:48
Questlove everybody be wonder you wonder yeah everyone gets it and gets along really always enjoyed everything thank
- 55:54
you so thank you we um so we do that and
- 56:01
he shoves the microphones out of the way and we're like alright yeah good start
- 56:06
that's the first question which is like a fairly innocuous question yeah we're gonna start off soft and he was something about like skateboarding
- 56:12
whatever whatever and then then Jeff went so my first question just throw Jeff under the foot my first question
- 56:20
was everybody knows that all white rappers are the same do you ever look in the mirror and see Eminem now that's the
- 56:26
point when he freaked out threatened to punch us in the face and stormed out no but the last thing he said is he was
- 56:32
running out was you can't out hustle a hustler why would you even try to hustle hustle that's not that's not we're gonna
- 56:39
do and they were like all we have to calm him down and he's gonna get the violin and soleus Interscope was like apologize in there like we didn't prep
- 56:45
him I'm so sorry oh yeah it's a good thing that we didn't go on any further because of what were the follow-ups my
- 56:50
next question is going to be last year you signed to Eminem's Shady Records did you ever seriously consider signing to
- 56:56
bad-boy since you have the same haircut as Cassie now that would out really well
- 57:03
definitely gun punched in the face I was gonna have him reenact scenes from Sweet
- 57:08
Home Alabama yeah and then we're gonna do redneck jokes like that that would
- 57:15
have been great oh this year you might be a redneck if you've got more cars in your garage in
- 57:22
your car then you doing Mike until his head exploded yeah yeah no
- 57:29
that sounds like a great because we're very good interviewer so and the funny
- 57:36
thing is that that night we ran into Bundy who's an actual friend of ours outside of serious he was heading in and
- 57:42
we're like can you believe this yellow wolf you know say he's gonna punch it in the face and he was like well you guys have very punchable faces so that that
- 57:50
happened that happened there was another time this you know we won't say his name but this DJ was really not happy with us
- 57:56
and grabbed us up and threw a drink and not just like threw the contents of the drink but through the glass okay in my
- 58:02
face so that was that was fun one of them had just gotten out of jail yeah his buddy had gotten out of jail so
- 58:08
yeah and then there was the other one when I was in Paris not a say I'm a girl
- 58:16
in French oh no no yeah Montana what happened in the notice there is there is
- 58:23
a very popular rapper out there who got on a very popular radio station and went
- 58:29
off on us for no reason and yeah that that happened and that was that was no fun yeah over there or there from here
- 58:36
no from here Jeff Jeff was in Paris at the time I was here like checking out the link and watching this in like
- 58:41
water-cooling life is tremendous life is tremendous calm baby Sherman is gonna get so me I know your service
- 58:48
know your surgery's gonna come down like nobody's reaching your websites and bloggers don't have days off exactly
- 58:53
what did you do to the gentlemen in Paris we didn't do anything hold on what first of all pause yeah and
- 58:59
and Jeff was in Paris yeah on vacation yeah I was with nobody I went to its
- 59:05
hideouts on show did you perform songs
- 59:22
something about Marisa I just don't remember hey Marissa yeah yeah no I did
- 59:33
go to retired I was in show the someone in the audience screamed no flexo
- 59:40
[ __ ] and I was like that's amazing we had that we have amigos up to
- 59:52
our podcast like it was one of the first podcast that we had done and you know it is for the most part food-related so
- 59:58
those guys for the most part they couldn't get a reservation but we had
- 1:00:08
them do well no so so they they are gonna come over and we're like what we're gonna make them like hamburgers or
- 1:00:14
something like that right and how do you associate well because it is a thing we
- 1:00:20
think that very very Street dudes like hamburgers no they just don't like taking chances on food and so we're like
- 1:00:26
alright let's just get the most like basic thing no that's not basic you know like body is from the streets we're like
- 1:00:44
we're like we're like we'll make them hamburgers we get a we get a email from
- 1:00:49
the representatives like you know 30 minutes before and they're like hey instead of that can we get fried pork
- 1:00:55
chops fried fried chicken chicken ribs gravy potatoes you're done yeah
- 1:01:01
yeah we're like I don't know kind of operation that you think this is but we're not getting that bevel money well
- 1:01:06
yeah twenty percent off use promo code Joe yeah so we really you guys should
- 1:01:12
have like three promo cards you should have the Marissa one you should have the Rory one and you have the Joe one and see who's the most popular among people
- 1:01:20
who don't like shaving you know and getting bumps that's right my can guarantee she will retweet every single
- 1:01:26
person that even mentions her so exactly it shaves above the skin so it doesn't
- 1:01:34
own when I read it so I don't actually know what I said so so amigos amigos come over and oh so
- 1:01:41
we're like I don't know what you think this is we're not gonna cook this in like half an hour and so we went across the street to this place called Texas
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rotisserie right they misspelled it on the sign though and it says Texas rotisserie yeah which is great and so
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and by the way it's been that way for like seven years so we we bring it back
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we lay it out and everything looks like an amazing spread yeah and then they come in and they tear it up
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no quavo looks down he goes not crispy enough and so for an hour it sat there
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in between us so after they left we had a very cold meal very quiet meal no
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sound like it was sad I was happy to eat that I was at a radio station in Philly
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like the day after sandy a couple years ago right after right when me drop this album and him and all his friends came
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there was two things connected did say
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that that his album didn't sell well because people couldn't get to the stores and buy that's pretty well though considering that there was a hurricane
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in his hometown yeah and they came and we lost all his friends for like five minutes and he left and we went and found them and they
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were like tearing apart the kitchen eating every single in the radio stations kitchen and all their Halloween candies ah for the churun yeah good
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Kanye West thing you do with food yeah go ahead prove it I have a cool into when you're done I was interning at
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deaf Jim at the time now for for Gabby in when she was the GM at Def Jam
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hashtag Def Jam 25 gabs curse me at one time in an email Wow another Gabby cursing someone else
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Gabby I know okay so I got to go to like way cooler meetings than most interns
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just because Gabby was general manager so I'm in a meeting on a Thursday just thinking it's a regular meeting I'm
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gonna take notes kanye west walks in well he whatever are we this was the rosewood era this was
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right before he was in a suit he was in a black and white suit he had a child with him who was dressed who was dressed
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identical to him carrying his bag Oh an accessory yes I believe you purchased
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the child from Mike it's maybe 10:30 in
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the morning Oh too early to see this the child opens up the duffel bag I'm sure of some brand
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that I cannot afford and puts a blanket on the conference table Sharon deaf Jim takes out chalices I
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want to say the words the word is medieval here and pours him water in
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there hmm and proceeds to say I am parched ah wait after the water or before laughs
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after its board okay it's our new he was part a publicist who I'm not gonna say
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the name of but I'm sure you all know him he's a very very very very popular publicist I just came back from Mexico
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and had a tote bag with a painting of the Virgin Mary on it sure
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and he says is that your bag and the PO said yeah that's a peasant bag what be a
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king oh wow and then proceeded with the meeting oh really nice and on top of
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that he said I want everyone to be in suits tomorrow in black and white suits
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everyone here needs to be black white suits and I want to change the font of the emails at Def Jam yeah that is like
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rock star [ __ ] I want I want a different font when I receive emails did any of that happen you guys so the next day
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Rory shows up in his suit no no no I didn't show up in a suit I actually asked Gabi I was like I doubt I'm gonna
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see him again but like do I need to come to suit so the next day they did something like super special for all the
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assistants and the interns at Def Jam they didn't tell anyone they brought us all into the conference room and in
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comes Kanye again in the same suit with the same child I hope he at least got the child suit dry-cleaned I'll say the
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child was nine nine or ten old enough to know better
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and then here comes in executives I'll tell you guys off air which executives it was executives coming in like they
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found the depths of their closets trying to find suit to put on they looked
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horrible oh my god but then he played us all of my beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy which was great at that time it was
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called Don des Boy run away was 20 minutes long maybe the concept was was
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like 10 records and all were gonna be super super long all the lights didn't every on it was him singing the whole
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time it was an interesting day were you were you like this is definitely what everything in the music industry is like
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pretty much exactly my kind a stories are shorter but well it was the same era
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he put up put out the album already and he came to flexi to that whole night long take over that one time and we were
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at the studio and he had an ache like his shoes were like a painting of a naked woman and so I was just casually
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chatting with him in the hallway he was just really chatty that day and he was like hey look when I bend my shoe it looks like the woman is moving and like
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he just stood there for like five minutes bending his shoe back and forth and I was like what you just don't understand it wow that's crazy
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so that was one time and then a year later now less than a year later was the Marvin Gaye and Chardonnay shoot for Big
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Sean and I knew that it was happening because I want to say Dana had tweeted
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about it or something or I saw that it was happening tell me that you wore shoes with naked women on that there's
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no there's no connection to Isis no I didn't but anyway so I hit Dana and I'm like hey can I come cover it for the
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blob shots Dana by the way his [ __ ] most amazing person ever well she was like oh yeah sure you could definitely come so I go to the shoot right and they
- 1:07:33
put their were in this room and there's like Kanye behind a glass screen and he's shooting his scene or whatever and they're playing a glass
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screen um I don't know I guess it's not really a thing right glass plate watch
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the throne and so I'm talking to the people around me I'm like is this Frank Ocean they're like yeah he's on two
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tracks on this album and I'm like oh and they're just telling me all this information I'm assuming that I'm with
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other bloggers because I was invited to this shoot no never a day off a blog
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right and no one told me like this is like private information like these are
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execs like no one tell me any of this stuff we're just casually all chatting and they're offering up all this great information about Frank Ocean on the album so I'm like oh wow so then I'm
- 1:08:16
taking pictures everyone sees me taking pictures of Kanye shitty pictures by the way cuz it's through the glass screen
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hey tickity right so I tweet I'm like
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holy [ __ ] heard Watch the Throne crazy like Frank ocean's on it twice it's cool right but and I'm thinking it's okay so
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Def Jam retweets me I wasn't sure who I'm not sure who was running me it wasn't Amaya that's her before Maya so
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there Elliott Wilson's retweeted me of course and so the next morning I wake up to I
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think Dana telling me like Kanye is pissed the [ __ ] off that the photos are
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up on a flex we trust calm and your tweets are up and it was this whole thing and then I get an email from Gabi
- 1:08:58
later in the day which really hurt my heart because me and Gabi were like cool cuz of Joe and everything and she's like and Here I am thinking that we could
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trust you at a private whatever and I was like oh my god I really didn't mean to be a bad person or like try to flex
- 1:09:11
or anything like I legitimately thought this is like okay and of course I deleted everything and I apologized profusely and my god I don't think Gabi
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remember that when she sees me she always reintroduces herself every time we drink me happy because I know I remind her next time so hey gabs and
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Gabi did threaten everyone every assistant and intern in that room yeah I was she said no tweets we have all your
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Twitter and then like she had someone parked outside my mother's house there's like nobody better for luck in twink we
- 1:09:39
have all your Twitter accounts which I was like highly doubtful highly doubtful my Kanye's story is that
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Kanye hired me to be his videographer for his first Grammys and it was really nice and everyone treated me very well
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what's your story Jeff were you also
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there no but I did meet him once thank you I do a good Kanye story but I
- 1:10:03
wasn't there for it but I do have a good kinda story is that he went around the room in an office mm-hmm
- 1:10:10
he like asked every single person what's the best brand in the world and every
- 1:10:15
single person had to respond it's like I don't know like Coke or a gap yeah Joyce Lesley yeah life is tremendous and he
- 1:10:24
says Christianity why it has the best spokesman and the best logo which by the
- 1:10:34
way not untrue not untrue a pretty room yeah no right there and no no no please
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I get ak-47s for Christmas yeah yeah we serve a Jewish Christmas we go you know
- 1:10:47
do you guys do that you got good a tree no no Jewish Christmas Chinese in a movie what yeah you don't know this they go to
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dig a Chinese food oh oh yeah I've gotten Chinese food on Christmas once I'm not Jewish though wait you're not
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Jewish what kind of tremendous what kind of
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cupcake do you get for Christmas that's pretty Merry Christmas cupcakes actually
- 1:11:17
so they go in various places instead of the one customary cupcake spot that I have forever because is one Jesus one is
- 1:11:23
merriam-webster's you like snowmen and like ice icicles [ __ ] Marissa what is
- 1:11:29
the charming name that you've given your brother our quad is it's [ __ ] come
- 1:11:37
into uh well it's usually Sobeys on February 7th Farquaad not because his
- 1:11:45
name is Mark and when we were younger this kid in the neighborhood used to call him Marcus Fergus did literally
- 1:11:50
arcus and he used to get so pissed it would be so a streets so cruel was on the light rail in Floyds
- 1:12:01
New Jersey and then sometimes it would be too hard to say all that at one time so I just started calling and Marcus Farkas and then it became Farkas and
- 1:12:07
then it became FARC and then it became Farquaad [ __ ] wad in all types of different Wow yeah that's the origin of
- 1:12:12
egg wad love all right well I think we can wrap up that was a good segue over
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here I think um my dad's coming and he's wearing a shirt with my face on it why are you gripping crayon if he bends
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the shirt actually my cheerleading photo from when I was in Bearcats it's the do
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I dare ask oh my god yeah that was our
- 1:12:45
football team and the cheerleaders you're asking if it was just us because
- 1:13:00
when your whole world do you wanna make
- 1:13:19
a bear catch stigma the artwork it's a great three things before before we sign
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off for whatever one people should check out a waste of time with it's the real on soundcloud on itunes it's a lot of
- 1:13:33
fun we have rappers come over our apartment they have a dinner for the most part and and it's good and we're
- 1:13:38
Allison we really we crazy if there's a
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label we used to go through Marissa we got them so easy I want a shout out
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is February 2nd suv's hey that you guys are gonna be there live performing
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now you have another thing to add to your repertoire marizza you have the the bevel ad oh yeah oh you should perform
- 1:14:08
that I don't know if the public you know it depends what the crowd mother trying to do yeah you can do the Meek Mill dis
- 1:14:16
and the Mary thing I just want to shout out Chateau Diane was that promo code
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promo code sad yeah check out its the
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reels podcast I personally love the Sycamore episode that they just did yeah hello so you can start there you could
- 1:14:35
listen to the Joe Budden one if you haven't already you may be hungry afterwards cuz I certainly was oh my god
- 1:14:43
sycamore's bathroom one time it might
- 1:14:49
have been a rich Hills house I don't know whose house it really was but they had a New Year's Eve party there and I
- 1:14:54
was like one week out of my breakup with my ex-boyfriend and everybody was really happy and everybody else abrading on the
- 1:15:01
east coast cuz you know it's three years three hours later in LA and so then I just went in the bathroom and cried by
- 1:15:07
myself for a while and then I came out and I had some like whoa oh well you should have had Oh Diana delicious wines
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I support yeah Rory I'm February 2nd if
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you're not out there with with one bottle I might have fans if you guys don't bring at least one bottle you guys don't
- 1:15:40
have a good name for your fans I'll make these fans later you guys can bring me
- 1:15:52
peach rings also by the way because I like those peach tree rings the candy I thought those thing alright well this is
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a signing off I think that Joe's already $500 for a peach ring yeah thank you
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guys so much for having us thank you for joining us