When You Yell, They Think You Rebel

mic check mic check check this out my name is joe button and when it's just not starting this pod

we on some real hip hop [ __ ] you heard that was a real old school intro oh my god

yo and that's another thing yo i hear y'all out there like telling me like some of the young heads is like

yo joe man i hear how you be talking about us on the part all of us is not like that and i understand that man but

listen some of us was really outside when this record was out yo

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the phones was on blast [ __ ] were trying to figure out who shot you y'all put it in a record who shot you

it's different y'all just say it and y'all say who you shot in the details and we'll make a video

and but this is here you got to understand it

oh [Music] mic check one two one two one two

salutations hope everybody's feeling good i'm in a real new york move but i'm from new york suicide

i'm from jersey by the way in new york shop shout out to the boys

yeah yeah my formative years

yo why is that nine or ten puff yo welcome

in new york then you did some down south farming and all y'all don't know [Laughter]

i don't know what are you talking about we gotta we gotta get your jersey card how many did you live in south carolina

it's when i live in south carolina you said you went to high school in north carolina laurenburg north carolina i

went to high school okay how many years that was a year and a half no about a year

then they put me in school in jersey and i didn't like it there either got out of there

you got out of there and they said all right go go to the little vote tech school

went there there wasn't no chicks in there no chicks in the vote school

i think they just they just wanted me to be something what were you going to be what was your trade i don't know if they saw a lot of hope go be something be it

over there get the [ __ ] out of this school over there whatever that's terrible then

they wouldn't send me to a summer school that was dead that didn't oh summertime maybe

yeah then they sent me to some little school that was just smaller that was the bergen school right

no bergen school was big i know y'all don't know that there's a bergen school because you're all in the gardely

but there was i turned it off to say yo y'all here puff being petty

shout the puff i said he took [Music]

[Applause] microphone check one two what is this

welcome to episode 501 of the joe button podcast i'm your humble gracious grateful and

highly favorite host joe button here with a few really good guys parks is here it's just here isis here cory's

here uh my baby trey is here we got the young boys in the back salutes a little salute salute

have some energy back there dawg we're in for the mic yeah we ain't putting mic back there for

y'all to sound sleepy y'all good or not yeah

i got you glad to have you back scream man welcome thank you brother so how's everybody feeling what's going on

chillin cool chill

weekend was low-key um went to the little celtics in uh who he put a play last night celtics and pacer

game in the metaverse oh good seats good floor season or seas yeah yeah young dog is it

it really looks like you're sitting on the floor we were sitting on the floor me and g spin went does a word you went with somebody you had a date

not out of date and go into the game you hit me like yo what time you going to the game 7 30. does it cost more to get the floor

seat much right no it don't question right now right it's free really this is all baited

they're getting us hooked yeah they're gonna roll it out we were sitting right there that's pretty fly watching [ __ ] run by

yo you sat on the floor before in the real life game not trying to be funny no sir sorry i i don't know yo you wanted

them dude yeah yeah bougie bougie bro i've never i'm not trying to be funny no you wearing my shirt no answer i'm not

trying to be funny don't let him get you guys that's how i took it that's what you're

doing i'm trying to dish you or not but i'm gonna dish you that's not what you think you're wearing no that's my shirt

right i ain't trying to be funny it's mine it's really much like that's a nice

show you like thank you yeah now i was asking you in comparison to really do it yeah like how does it look

i went to buy one the other day but they had them on costco so it look like you're sitting on the floor that's correct you can go upstairs and

sit in those bleeds too like the camera moves like if you're in the the upper level like when they do the anthem and all of

that you're sitting far back so you can see everything and anytime they have uh i think it was richard jefferson and

somebody else calling the game in the meta so it pulls up and you see them on the screen right in front of you and you

get up and walk around yeah you can move around you talk to other people there it's crowded as hell that's crazy yo as great as that is

somehow i think i've had a more interactive sports experience than you

let's hear it yeah let me hear it what game you said you watched uh celtics and pacers what day was that

that was last night yeah the game before that they had the knicks

[Laughter] they had the knicks yo i really and i really sat in my bed

and got in touch with how some loser sitting at home can affect the game

i want to hit a long story less long opening night at the garden

i go to the game the knicks beat the celtics

dm jason you felt like something yeah dm jason tatum i ain't get a chance to say what up with the game

[ __ ] ah y'all trash we here whatever

he said bet i'll see you in january that was like sports lingo yeah no no no

that ain't your sports january comes i'm sitting at home [ __ ] say bet i turn on the tv what do i see

i see rj barrett hit the game winner over jason tatum what do i do

right to the deal i jump right yo

i said yo what happened [ __ ] dropped 47 he was going crazy

he said whatever he said and he said we got you on saturday

i wasn't prepared for that i said it's like this saturday

and boston he said yeah and then i didn't even watch the

game but when i turned it on in the third

we wasn't looking good down by like 30. it was bad and i said

i thought about spike lee i just thought about all of the people put a battery in the back that

really could piss a athlete off that don't have nothing to do with the game now you just made that person mad

and now watch he got taken out on your team i all of a sudden saw all of tatum's kobe workouts in the summer

flash before my life you're playing with a [ __ ] that learned work from kobe

killer like because you home board like with no jump go find something no i can't dribble

i ain't got no business but we'll play them again we'll play him again you want dm before

the game no evan fournier didn't play that game our celtics killer whoa

that's what it was hey score 41 or some [ __ ] on him a couple of days earlier we're not starting with sports but that was my uh

take that's gonna chill out yeah yeah just leave them alone let me chill out let them let them be the athletes i'm done yeah yeah i'm done

i get tired watching them run up and down i i get mad if i get mad if i gotta run

down if i forget something from the kitchen and gotta run downstairs yeah this 40 life is different

nah dawg them [ __ ] are a supreme athlete no doubt listen what's up so you did the metaverse what

do y'all want to start with i got a bunch of stuff that i don't really want to discuss we're going to start with hot sauce you

want to start cards you the boss bro lead the way we just work here

look at the decisions you have forced to make here report card i don't care about all right

report card kumodi is a hater young well he was in 98 at least or whatever you're this responsibility but we knew

he was a hater in 2000 in whatever year that was man all right cool mo d put out

a report card but this is from the 90s right yeah he made this in the 90s the late 90s yeah this has to be he made

this in the late 90s yeah that's why no i don't know that guy that can't have it has to be that's some of the names on

the list didn't you get me something late 90s yeah cannabis on there right yeah so he made this list in the late 90s and

i like his i like his metric yeah i like the uh i love dimension i love that and he based

it he graded rappers like a report card based on vocabulary articulation basically sliders like we talked about

yes creativity originality versus uh versatility voice record stage presence

sticking to themes and innovating rhythms pretty good metric great metric

um and there are a bunch of rappers here jay z dmx master p big pun snoop gnaws corrupt it's a long list a lot of

rappers and why was this recently released it just resurfaced somebody found it and

hey look see and that's what i mean about y'all out there with just too much time on your hands

who was home and said hey let's review the cool mode report card from the late

90s but hey where we are here we are and here we are see i don't want to be

here we are i could find some others you to talk about but we're going to talk about this we're here now go ahead i'm tired what was egregious to

you guys come on dog i'm asking he spelled rock him wrong spell corrupt wrong he spelled

a lot of things all right we're not really this girl corrupted police [ __ ] you from new york yo you

can't if you're trying to be funny in the late eight good point yo in the late 80s i mean 90s

to have [ __ ] go to the next page out

[ __ ] naz only got an 84. in the late 90s that's blasphemy that's crazy

[ __ ] nas was a [ __ ] 99.99999 in the late night that [ __ ] hope is only

82. no no nas was ranked higher than whole in the league

or whatever doing this with kumo d yo you would not do this to nods face not

to wrap you up that [ __ ] has mystical rank higher than us

when you put it like that sticky fingers is ranked higher than ours no disrespect to none of these brothers but in the

late 90s nine [ __ ] he's coming over it was [ __ ] it was written

at any point in life i'm not doing this he's wow but you know what i do respect the fact that he did

it i do yeah i do i did this and got punched in the face

shut up man you got mace as a 79

come on in the late 90s yeah what was the point of 82 something mace is fish grease in the late 90s yeah so it's

plugged yeah he got made to the c plus and got plenty a lot of people don't really respect me they don't be

respecting mates but in the late 90s you would have you got lauryn hill at 97 with a plus man i got all tens in

everything with nines and records stage presence and sticking to themes everything else is tense

now wait nice now using that metric you go individually through all of the categories

yeah i'd much rather talk about hot sauce yeah that's awesome this is disgusting

this is nasty he wanted to beat that's all my point of view on this is this is just

off and i do like the metric system though yeah i love it i like the greetings i love it i'm not dignifying a hip-hop

conversation from somebody who has mystical rank ahead of nods and jay-z

i'm not doing that and i like lumo d hey mystical i like all of them yeah cool modi's og

but this is some [ __ ] yeah but you know what yo

yo mystical's running higher than rayquan all right all right come on man

yo this is nice rayquana86

i mean i'm gonna say this but i'm not talking about cool mode we gotta start putting the line between

the old [ __ ] that have aged gracefully and their skin is looking beautiful voice sounds great they've still [ __ ]

got a family that loves them still have a functioning brain with thoughts that we need and want to hear from they're

still sought after versus the old [ __ ] where

life's gotten the best to you and it's a lot of y'all i'm not talking to no i'm not talking to

nobody on this list i'm broadening the conversation okay that's important state

cool more d can't rap better than me at no point ever in life

um that's please stop i'm not even finding this oh keep going but i'm just saying like big daddy kane

is out looking beautiful showing young people a thing or two about breath control you can see why he

was that amazing i'm not putting this on cool mode because i don't know that cool mode put

this out i don't even know that he published this good point

so i'm not putting this on him that's a wild if you're just like you know what i should put this on cool mo d and put it

on the internet that's a crazy thought process if it wasn't him though it was all hit but i would be mad if if

i if even i wrote this in the 90s and then somebody put it out facts 20 years later

like to do what to do what to get you slandered it worked spark conversation same [ __ ]

they do with old tweets come on spark a conversation dave this is the old tweet basically yes

and you can't talk about you can't do that i do like that somebody did this though because you can't do this

you can't do this show

you can't give krs one a lower vocabulary score than kumo d got

what he means

[Music] did you guys hear reason say that

i was gonna bring that up yeah raps better than um andre

he would and i think he said that specifically he would beat him into verses or could beat him universes

reason we love you here man nah that is my man

rap is subjective i would call him don't do that i'm not

i'm not because i love i love this brother and we love fab

but that's that's three three stacks man

i don't think what he's what he's let me say this let me read this no say this there's a whole lot of stuttering no no because look this is

what he said it's a lot of people i feel like him he said it's a lot of people that feel this way who who and where you

can't you can't call five people in your phone if you're like you can't call three people in your phone no you can't no you can't i

changed somebody in your phone ish

oh but no what reason said was fab outrapped wayne if you can outrap wayne

you can outrap andre 3000. he's outrapped wayne on records i'm not saying it's easy for fab but i think if

fab came in with the mindset of i want the best verse i think fab can outrap andre 3000. that's what he said aha

that's different and that is that's why i'm trying to give you all what he said different

verses and that was probably uh misleading information he said we need a fat versus

andre versus versus only i got fab somebody hand me the ox

no he's still gonna lose that yeah he's gonna lose that he's gonna lose that but i do like the first example i do like

the if they're on the salon yeah he could get better i said fab will not lose that i don't think like he what he's saying here he's

saying give him versus first verses verse verses of 20 verses i don't know

if fab loses that he doesn't i could be wrong i don't know i don't know if fab loses that with

see you're a musician so you're getting into musicianship bag cut the music off ad-lib just their

verses i think that's that goes even more in andre's favor i disagree i i don't know i'm not saying fab with

dick guarantees because they're talking as fans and you're talking as a musician and that's why i understand what they're taking the

music off you're i think they're hitting that take the music off i think his voice is

more interesting that that helps andre fab fab play is a different ball game we're not

going to do that and andres is it this nigga's witty man fab is a very witty [ __ ] bro i

understand this argument i'm i do too i'm not saying i don't know i'm not saying he's wow

i get it the point that if they got on a song together fab could get the better of him that is entirely possible and

feasible and that is a very valid point in fact a verse verse verse verses there's a lot of verses i'm sorry

mm-hmm fab get smoked no she's not getting smaller he's not getting smoked smoked no smoking i don't think neither one of

them gets no smoking smoke just talking

your three verses off the top of your head from uh three stacks would be think for a second and your three verses from

fab just off the top of your head would be think for a second i'll play some jeopardy music or

something to keep things going here that's difficult um it's hard all right

so joe biden joe budden joe rogan walking the bar

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and while you all think i'll give you some more time to think and just fill this up with space i'll try to resist

parks a little bit and i and i agree probably with parks

smoke no oh you that's all i'm saying that's i kind of agree with y'all too but what

i'm saying is parks in his phone y'all better do something because when he's going when he's on that phone

but what i'm saying is this while i give you all time three stacks is who he is

and acknowledged and embraced by the world because of who he is i don't know

that they did that so much for his rapping ability i just don't know that he can do that without his rapping

ability like for him it was a lot of style pushing the envelope yeah it was a lot of relationship it was out some of the

things i'm just saying some of the things that made him larger than life mm-hmm

and that's where you get those that argue that hey big boy raps at the same level uh as andre and he's not as big

but he doesn't and i love big boy huge me too me too you toured me up on wild now love you

big boy two [ __ ] i wouldn't particularly want to write a rhyme against no but would if

i had to um what uh oh damn it was something else

with three stacks it was something else with three stacks he's just larger this was different yeah

an outcast music contest no he did no i know but i'm saying it was a world

like when bombs over baghdad was going crazy he sung yeah the videos over baghdad went off the

instrumentation was dope their overall presence was dope i can't jump in while

i'm buying us time you're supposed to be finding verses oh i'm not fighting verses all right so you are no it's not even that i'm what i was saying was

tough you said the top three just any three i don't know well but what i'm saying is andre like for me if i had to pick top

three probably sorry is going to go in there 16 is going to go in there like both

his introspection and all of that is just light years ahead his top three if i take fabs three

verses it's not going to be close i'm saying out of yo so you'll get three points off of that i'm saying out of 20

songs versus not songs 20 verses 20 verses it

will be closer than it ain't gonna be like a 19-1 something like that i don't think it'd be that's all i'm saying

i think though i don't think it'll be it might yeah i don't think it's gonna be disrespecting fab yeah you are i like

disrespecting fabs i just think that andre is a [ __ ] one of a lifetime talent and

that's what you're gonna play when that that uh andre verse from uh kanye [ __ ] that just

dropped plays right y'all like that elevators or uh

uh or um the ugk record those are the points you name the

guarantee points yeah i got some faff we just talking versus i have some fab freestyle verses that are

amazing amazing yes a different level of mental placement words

come on hot sauce hot sauce hot sauce it is hot sauce it is and i mean we don't

have to do it because it's just been a slow news week yes i don't even believe it to be honest

with you yeah it's a little it's a little interesting though you're right this is true it's true

you're absolutely right i didn't even yeah so tell them what happened joe

no this is disgusting this is nuts bro but you know why it's not disgusting

because there really is a culture of people who want this information this

tea this behind the scenes they love this [ __ ] they eat this [ __ ] stories from hoes where there's hot sauce involved she

didn't make herself look great in the story no young lady says she slept with drake

see and that's [ __ ] up if you drink you somewhere mine in your business chilling low-key just some random person

just decides to put some [ __ ] out that it don't matter if it's true or false just your name being in it is enough

yeah it's enough to get traction she's lying pay pay it pay i heard it

a dollar in the cup from ish the story is allegedly drake and some girl uh

had sex he went to the bathroom took the condom off threw it in there she went in there after to try to put some [ __ ]

inside of well i don't know what she was trying to do i don't think that works she does she was shocked to learn that

it smelled like hot sauce no no no no no no no no no allegedly she poured it into herself and

dinged burning then realized it was it was frank's yeah we put that [ __ ] down and had the nerve

to have an attitude with him she's sawing himself allegedly according to him this is a fake story

this is not real and we are better than this this is fake you are correct

you are correct i cracked the case on my aquaponics scam what you got this is a scam

there's a scam up the street from me they know you they know you wanted to scam up the street from me now i like

them listening did you put your doll in there i'm about to throw it over there [ __ ]

you're gonna miss he parks i was nice just that fly what go ahead

yo he will try not to put the doll in there i'm calling the doll up you're a real life child yo look at

this guy no what am i saying aquaponics up the street up the street i like the place so

i'm not really going i'm not who they are it doesn't matter okay and i tip my hat to a good scam

i do so i go there i order water a guy brings the water to me

aquaponic bottle no cap [Music] don't taste like aquaponics i drink it

it's aqua i don't even pay no mind to the fact he bring it without a cat but that's a little fishy yeah cool i drink

it i instantly could tell this is not aquaponics if you're listening out there they're like that sounds weird what the

[ __ ] are you some type of water tester no it just so happens i've been drinking a lot of aquaponics lately so if you

give me a fake one i can spot it and this wasn't a good fit it's like toilet water it's like tap water

tastes like some [ __ ] that should not have been in the bottle but it's cool young little waiter comes over in a time

where it's tough for [ __ ] to get jobs i question him it's just who i am yo dawg where's the top to this water he

says i was just trying to be a gentleman joe button and pour it for you you can't get mad at him sure i don't think that

he's no i just don't think he's in on the scan i'm sure the restaurant says hey someone orders this [ __ ] this is how we

do it here young guy i don't think he's they allowed him to be part of the scam and i can't prove it's a scam

cool you're probably right i leave i come back the very next day same waiter guy

i said hey let me get a water with the don't be addicted to time don't remove the cap he thought i was shooting

at him he says joe i really was just trying to do you a solid i said it's not you

but please bring the cap don't you know he brings the cap over

but still off pardon me it was it's a beer cap it's one of the things that's on the top of

like a corona that you press on oh yeah that happens sometimes bottled waters come with a beer cap on nah

show me an aquaponic that comes now aquaponics that comes like that in your life they press the cap on there that comes with a twist off

yeah pellegrinos sometimes come with it at a restaurant they come

yeah some sometimes you just don't they don't sell it like that in the store but at the restaurant they sell it with the bottle cap on it did they say aquaponic

on the cap but that don't matter because they could just press that cap

back on no no no no no that cap's been removed yeah you could put it on but it ain't

the same on american greed on the wine scams

that's how they did it they have one that puts that cap they got a little bit right right back on fixing it

but you gotta have a machine yeah you can't you're not you don't think they got a machine in there no that's that's

going a long way to say he's going a long way they charging seven dollars a bottle for

what might be toilet water and you all are saying the machine costs too much over the life of the business for in

perpetuity and y'all are saying the machine costs too much i just want to make myself clear it seems like a

personal personal opinion that's a hard one for for a 70 bottle of hennessy they

might go the extra mile no for three four hundred dollar bottle of wine for three four hundred dollars yellowtail in there and dressing it up

like it's something else yeah do you all know that the sound factory in the old

club that shut down in new york that was 24 7 made a million dollars a week damn

near off water yeah i believe it mm-hmm but y'all telling me that for

hennessy you understand it for water you wouldn't understand somebody a million dollars off water where you think they made off hennessy

but you talking about how many people you oh wow this is such an interesting conversation oh you're comparing a nightclub in the biggest city in the

country no i'm comparing a place that's open for business 24 hours for eight hours eight hours a day

and the amount of people that come in and say may i have bottled water for the day

every day and the markup that is getting seven

dollars a bottle from nothing is aquaponics the only water that they sell in bottles

that's the bottle that's the only one so if you say bottled water that's what you just welcome this this is mine it might be there now you're waiting

now you're gonna make me pull the calculator out no it's a cost benefit though so that particular recapping

machine might cost a hundred grand if i make 500

extra a day off of my water scan why wouldn't i think that that's worth

it as a business you it would be granted liquor i may make more but everything

with that that sounds that's a that's what i'm saying that's why i'm in disbelief

we know what they're doing with the liquor some places absolutely

oh [ __ ] no i don't even drink but they'll take the bottle and pour some house liquor in the uh

what's the fancy [ __ ] now the cancer casa amigos bottle or any of that [ __ ] they'll do all of that but with this

particular the machines cost three four five grand i just don't see it being when i could

go up the street and get the [ __ ] dropped off get a cake for a dollar yeah still marking it up i thought that was a

great scam it's on a wide scale yeah but if you're a mom-and-pop location it may not

behoove you you're not selling ten thousand i'll buy a case of those i'm probably getting them for two dollars a bottle if that no they selling maybe

less than that if i'm marking up selling it for seven dollars a bottle i'm already about a machine i'm already winning i'm already up i don't need the

bottom machine if my water scam can take care of three other bills i don't understand what you all are saying i

just think yes you're all ready it's time consumption yeah we've seen we've seen this we see people that's already up putting up houses on some [ __ ]

yes there's a scam and everything with people that's already up some people say that's how they got up yeah they can't

stop i'm not saying it's impossible i just don't think you're saying you wouldn't do it and you're saying you wouldn't do it most i've worked in a

bunch of restaurants too and they do the poor liquor in boston uh you order house wine that's supposed to be x bottle and they're getting it

from a box over here i've seen all that [ __ ] i've seen all types of [ __ ] putting a bottle cap on a bottle of water is

pretty [ __ ] you gotta pay somebody to be on the machine and cap the bottle like as a bartender i'd be like i'm not

doing that [ __ ] it's disgusting yeah there's a way to everybody i'm gonna do this [ __ ] they wouldn't invite you to that scheme

you're going to tell the owners y'all sleep on that scheme all right i'm done let's move on yeah your brain you think as a waiter he

would be invited to my water scheme you got the older is gonna be back

he's not doing that [ __ ] no but i think his cousin is or i think his nephew is i think somebody that he trusts is

involved in his scheme that no one should know about him not the bartender with the bbl you might

be right i never said she's not the one i don't think i don't but men are getting them now but in case you haven't

i'm sure they are i said there's a bbl pill coming

i'm sorry and ellie choppa said he's he's creating a pill that'll give you a bbl and increase your breast size

i like the way that guy's brain thinks that's what he said no they got the breast pills already i'm telling you

what he's creating it's a hormone enhancing thing men be taking it huh maybe getting titties from a pill yeah

wait all jokes aside yes but why it's because people play with their own titties no people are you don't love a

good pair of titties man a certain walk of life they want to be more feminine so i think it gives you estrogen and it

enhances your ability to create breasts yeah for okay

so yeah he said in 2022 i will be presenting an herb that naturally works as a bbl also increases breast size for

every 3000 surgeries there's one death let's naturally get to the body you want i'm here to assist naturally

i think people don't know it that's not naturally if the ingredients are from

nature all right all right [Music] no that's not naturally it's a little drug

so yeah so y'all can stop going under the knife

previously uh he found a herb that treated erectile def dysfunction and obesity you just be out there eating all

types of plants

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i mean [Music]

i watch them sell herbalife man get paid yeah herbalife work ice

allegedly they still ain't got their checks yet

oh you were selling herbalife you sold over don't do that you bought it

you bought it i think i stabbed you with this phone

um a couple of my peoples do they getting money too they're not getting money okay they telling you they getting money

yo how can we ever confirm if the person that is telling us they're getting money is getting money like why do [ __ ] say

that let's hear this because we can't judge us

we can't judge the women that run around googling uh [ __ ] salaries and what certain jobs make a year

what's the dude way of that like dudes just assumed no he getting it

you might have six other businesses

you can't just gotta believe no if you could really do it then they would separate the rural from the fake you can't

just gotta believe wham some [ __ ] got benzes and they live in a mother basement other [ __ ] riding around what

some [ __ ] got benzes and they hot in the car every night too they hide in the car they're hiding the

car oh yeah truck looking forward you're right the man look at that repo man oh yeah he's looking for it oh he'll be

going to the garages no

there's oh that was that time yo you stupid yo yeah nah i just started listen doing it

living life that way you learn like what the law is they was they was i didn't know they could take your car while you

parked amen what you mean like you got the store somewhere if you are parked if you're in it you're in it

you're at the walgreens oh yeah this is when new york started the street walkers

they would tell you [ __ ] they would knock on your window if they had your [ __ ] and they found it get out

this car is coming with me right now good luck with that yeah nah [ __ ] good luck watching cheers

you guys look what it ain't hooked up yet you'll earn this

the ticket dude not a cop it's not that but it's not the ticket dude it's not the ticket dude that ticket [ __ ] man this is what the

little meter maid is not him i said if you let mr isabelle take your

car something wrong with your

police are something different but i'm not and you got the but what kind of police what they in how many of them

ice you and i don't know no no no no no no or driving not today you don't want to do right

today not today you ain't going to be talking to ice 21 years old ice 21 years old and want to

see no rikers neither i don't want to see rikers ever but if i'm in the car and you on foot

you're going to earn it well in high town or on the season 2 episode uh the two girls break into the drug

house right one of the [ __ ] run he run out the yard it's a little regular gate he couldn't hop it

the girl caught him i was home laughing my [ __ ] i said listen i know i'm old but i could

get over that without touching that guy she wouldn't caught me yo hightown i almost hopped that 10 foot

gate if i ain't having some coneys on listen that's another way you separated

men in the hood yeah you knew who could get away over certain gates and hop [ __ ] right

and you know the [ __ ] that yo you might as well just get arrested don't run because you're gonna just

don't run away yeah and don't run with the way i'm gonna go run that way

but you were saying i was listening to you hot town

that [ __ ] is mad gloomy dark ish we have this talk every week so how

do you want it to go now it's get you a fork you don't like the gloomy dark shows that me and the rest of america

love you 4k you like like i read an article about uh how they use the color gradients thing i'll send

it to y'all yo the postal office uh they just put a podcast out maybe you should check that out

like maybe that's for you you could hear how the mailing system was no because you'll find a scam in it yo the [ __ ]

had faith it's definitely a scam in that goal

look you don't think it's a scam in a post office i don't know i don't care that's like the og scam this [ __ ] found

one yeah it's just liv lives blindly through the world like

you know all the scams around dawg i know the skills come across yes some of them that come across my life i don't be

caring about nobody else's hustle you get what i'm saying i'm not saying this is a scam i'm gonna tell you i'm

not selling oxies all them [ __ ] i'm not ups this is all fedex all the [ __ ] be stealing your [ __ ] they

leave a little paper on your door you never get in that box my morning starts with trying to figure out the scam soon

as i look at that little coffee keurig it's a scammer i'm like oh yeah

then i might go outside hop in the car you look at the cars yeah these guys there's a couple different skates we

just see scams everywhere you might get pulled over you know why they pulling you over in certain moms

certain areas they acting a little bit more aggressive certain times certain people certain cities in jersey there's

a scammy i go to the supermarket only self-checkout okay

just save that's twelve dollars an hour right there that's okay hey

they're aware of it i look out the window and it'd be i don't mean traffic you don't see cars don't be i look

across the highway and don't be no cars i'd be like [ __ ] ain't outside something's up

i'm telling you how it looks i'm gonna give you a hug

where's your brain going okay i don't look at self-checkout as like a challenge

or is it just two for one it's definitely two for one challenge all right okay okay what's the challenge

you gonna think i'm gonna check all of this out

uh little miss jackie is sitting there with a little flashlight

she's busy because the one over there it keeps saying please take your item out the car so she got to go help them all right you have a do you have a daughter

i was about to say i think ice might need a raise oh not this again

oh no i hate witness if you over there stealing asparagus i'm gonna give you a

hug it's the principle that get the [ __ ] dumb out your brain that your eyes i

only need to do it so i'm gonna get it off challenge except i only steal things that if i get caught i can act like it

was a mistake like oh [ __ ] the gun oh oh the batteries but you can do that in

the self check

groceries all right buddy yo we gotta have no self-checkouts no self-checkout

would be like oh for real for real nuts all right there is no self-checkouts in new york city i'm not

gonna hold you it's not for everybody to be listening i'm not doing that bad

well i got to be still ain't about that yo you're such a classist yeah you really are no i i was trying to make a

joke but i'm not stealing turkey class is joke i'm not stealing turkey bacon my [ __ ] i'm good that purse be high though

it is they do go go get some stuff i don't eat that but oh okay i if i can't afford it i'm not buying

it's not about can't afford it's just we don't need that you got it bro challenge accepted but i will say in my

brain in my brain i do still be wanting to try him like

that's what it's for no not self checkout athleticism i be one you want to get chased i want to run i want to

see if you can catch me all right like when i go supermarket and get the crab lays from behind the thing and he pack him up i always laugh he put the little

price sticker there and trust me to walk to the register and hand it to them

well i just want to run out one day that one little 28

one of them shits and they said now that you don't work for the company anymore tell the secrets oh yeah like 90 percent

of them were like if you run out the store we can't do it they don't know you always will have a blast yeah i respect

the uber dudes ever since you if you put a girl in there and she just started throwing up you respect the uber dudes because that's a

charge yeah yeah it's 250 dollars extra is it really yes and a bad report and you'll never be

able to get another uber unless the uber is like a cool dude like if you don't go crazy

but you're responsible for the person that you put in the uber and what they do oh yeah i've gotten some bad reports

from that for putting something else in the uber huh yeah why is my grade solo

then you're like oh that's a damn so if somebody gets in your uber it's four in the morning and they come from the club and they throw up in your uber mm-hmm

that's a that's a charge bro that's the yeah the uber person gets a bad grade no no no no no the

person who called the uber like you you call uber for a girl

she gets in the door and throws up that's what goes on the charge and the battery they don't even know this girl yeah you caught that

over it makes sense your account no that makes sense um what else we got this is going to hurt my soul to get into jahim

versus usher but we have to do it who's doing that everyone well johnny miss nobody says

jahim says and i quote someone said it oh he said let's settle this once and for all

someone set it up let's move all the pawns out the way

king move but if you are scared i'll just say

checkmate i'll give usher one month to step up to the plate wait wait he

gave him the ultimatum yep nothing personal he's one of the best respectively

then he said i want all the smoke uh you the fans can make this happen immediately

i'm so serious ja is ready 20 nothing

not 20 nothing 22 to nothing right maybe 23 nothing

it could go 30 nothing john gets about four points he does not get a point gets a point against usher

all right what's the point that's why i hate these versus arguments

jahim has about i like jahim by the way he just answered you

this is a point automatically no matter what against usher lie lie i'm not gonna say that okay so

they so he didn't just answer i want to preface this with johamus from jersey i was about to say that hey

i don't like i don't like what y'all doing i don't like that james did it we didn't do [ __ ] but i don't like that everybody was wanting a business star

still it's 22 nothing now it's [ __ ] she might get a point just for standing there

he can't shout to jahim one of the best voices we've ever heard in our life

he can't i'm sure he's way too many he can't come close to usher in the verses but i would i wouldn't be bad at him for

someone else who case [Laughter]

he better not never call a case name i'm just trying to think of you better he better not call us your name but

y'all let him do that no johnny my man i ain't got nothing bad to say about i don't have anything bad to say about him either i like the confidence it's big

jersey um maybe he knows something that the rest of the world does not he can't yeah he

know they're getting paid to do versus they gonna [ __ ] you up in the bronzer guys i'm telling you

um i love jaime but who gonna tell the truth i wanna tell what you want me to do you do it it's

usher you've seen jahim lately this is the ticket this just give me some bread i'm down

bad right now no disrespect this is what it is jahim being in the strip clubs too

i don't ain't ain't no sucker i've never said he is why are y'all trying to make sure i'm dissing this guy he put this

out here i was minding my business i said who wants to tell the truth everybody said no so i said okay fine

i'll tell you yeah i don't want to do it that's all i'm not disrespecting the dude you put this out here he sung he

sung a christmas jingle on his instagram the other day it sounded amazing after christmas giant leave us alone please yo

yeah that's all that's all that's it most people need to leave them alone stick to the rivers and lakes you used to yeah it's a different don't go

chasing waterfalls most people need to leave it's a hard hard sale yeah you should got a lot of leave

usher alone but if you leave him alone like this and jaime got joints for me absolutely

and i hate when even if my brothers put themselves in a position where the internet might say bad things about him

i don't want to do that i'm trying to change that in 2022. nobody asked for this usher's not doing

it it's not gonna happen and let us let us hold you in the light that you're supposed to be held in not

against like that's just different man it's not fair but john now

leave him alone man that's all um rest in peace bob sagan yeah

indeed yeah i said i said 65's too young yeah that is very young

bob saget legend uh what day what day was this

saturday or sunday stand stand-up comedian uh stand-up comedian and actor beloved for his role as danny tanner on

the 1990's sitcom full house died sunday at the ritz carton hotel in orlando florida police confirmed to

variety shout out to variety he was 65 years old shortly after 4 p.m police

officers responded to a man down call at the ritz carlton orlando grand lakes hotel discovered sagging unresponsive in

a hotel room the orange county sheriff's office told all right he was pronounced dead at the

scene 4 p.m i said

super sad sounds like he's on the road to us that's rough

he might have been on tour or something well he was on tour did his show the night before woke up in the morning and thanked the

people that came out like on the social yeah

extremely sad extremely sad uh just rest in peace

and a lot of us grew up watching full house of course absolutely not knowing that he was a a real

real ass comedian off off of full house and also what was the other one america's funniest videos yeah i forgot

that he was super clean-cut and family american family dad guy but not in his

stand-up at all [Laughter] he was the coolest yeah he ran into some

trouble about that oh when people were learning that he kind of got away with it really he was

he was still the man like the american dad man and again off

off tv he was doing his thing uh half-baked appearance is legendary

man legendary yeah a movie you're in rehab for weed

i forgot he was a happier yeah yeah yeah bomb snack it's been in man stuff nah even wildin

in the movies yeah forgot wrestling and the white and the white delegation losing betty betty white and

bob saget suffering back to back mumps is tough

two white people we have never known to be racist yeah yeah and i'm not that's

of course we don't mean to highlight that during this segment but

no no you're right though yeah rest in peace rest in peace to uh

bob bob saget hey russ we love you uh we miss you james i'm too man

indeed rest in peace 2022 still on my ass still ahead on the swivel

2021 rules still in effect still apply for sure winter rules yeah winter rules

still in effect

all right now i'm ready to part uh well no

not just yet i am ready to pop but not just yet i'm not typically a fan of reboots remakes

uh but fresh prince of bel-air produced executive produced by will smith

is a series that's coming exclusively to peacock i'm a huge fan of peacock

and the shows that they have uh and i just watched this trailer for the first time with you gentlemen it's

my first time seeing it no i really enjoyed it it looks great it

looks like they're attempting to do the fresh prince of belly and it's called bellaire not fresh prince called bell ear no it's

just a it's a drama it's not it's no longer a comedy it's no more i i like that i think it's a cool spin i'm leery

though but it's probably just nostalgia i think that um in 2022

you could talk about way more [ __ ] socially and it's on peacock you could curse you could bring up more mature uh

they did kind of social commentary on the original comedy by the way too they did but you couldn't expound on it and

when was the original first point it's like early 90s early early 90s so it's a different ball game um you know we've had george floyd

we've had mad racial [ __ ] we've had gang violence we've had all our stuff i think they're going to touch on it and all of

this from the trailers that i see um i think it's a way more serious

from the trailer so i think this [ __ ] to me it they the trailer is any indication

this [ __ ] is a home run it was certainly an excellent trailer it's amazing it is an amazing trailer really good

trailer and i do like the seriousness of it like a lot of questions that you may have had about fresh prince like i

always ask well what happened like the theme song didn't tell me enough about a fight at the basketball court in philly

and and uh uh opening little montage and that little [ __ ] fight get this out of here what happened like as a kid that

my parents probably thought about shipping me off i was causing havoc so yeah show me the habit jeffrey the

black butler where did he come from i'd love to know like just questions that you might have today carlton if he wasn't a goof

like he was he was all right how would it look and if will smith popped up at the white school and was really the outcast instead of the cool kid like

they just they just yeah it seems like it's expounded yeah in just a trailer on something and

justin trailer was he accepted immediately at the school [ __ ] that did carlton accept him as now coming in

being the cousin with the swag taller than you you know what i mean cooler than you and we never saw will smith

have a fight in the first place i don't remember it no no

from philly and you never even fought carlton on channel four yeah yeah well especially and the times so

that's why i'm glad this trailer looks like this [ __ ] looks dope i prefer this overall comedy honestly like i'm glad

that everything don't have to be funny i'm glad they're not rebooting it as a comedy i definitely will say that and that like they we had the comedy already

that's kind of why i like even though you're rebooting the show you're giving it to us differently and you can't read

that way you can't will smith is [ __ ] will smith he's cemented in stone what he did on that

show is just amazing you can't out do that true so let's pivot and do something else and i think again with

today's social climate etc even coming from philly they show philly they expound on uncle phil more than

just he's a lawyer they expound on uncle phil as a you know what i mean a disciplinarian i think this [ __ ] gonna

be super duper dope i wanna i wanna shout out whoever i did was to cast easy

to block captain from philadelphia new on the uh battle rap scene and is

going crazy killing people he's in this oh yeah a battle rapper i don't even know what

that is they just showed him he's in the trailer i want to say he looked like the dude

that uh that hit will at the basketball court the basketball field okay cause then they showed him in jail and i love

this trend i love this trend i love it it's probably my favorite new trend the

young kids playing a role whether that be davies uh yes young man lil meech

the wu-tang kids showed up on uh euphoria euphoria

i'm not watching euphoria but a lot of people are watching it it's a pretty good show i think you would like some girl came out and said

big meech uh little meat smells like red onions or some [ __ ] i don't know she said he stinks i don't

even know what euphoria is so show on hbo why do you love birds

oh my god if y'all think i'm about to sit in a podcast and talk about how another man smells

from a guest from a girl i'm not ice one uh wanted to make mention of the

nelly bag with 300 grand that was lost that nelly says is capped that wasn't lost

i can't say i can't i don't know if he says cat we just gonna roll with

it all right would you believe it i believe it it's on the internet it's on the internet tell me it's true

um that should be good though i'm hesitant but it looks like it could be good

it takes a lot for a trailer to just get me right off the road yeah and i'm i i ish brought it up and he was like yo

they're killing this online and i'm after watching this i don't see what there is to kill me they ain't gonna kill this and not kill

uh equalizer too that's what we're not about nah but they

that's what we're not about to do somebody said ross was on uh equalizers and somebody said yo when you really give equalizer a chance this [ __ ] is

super duper dope yes i'm just i think you're gonna get making the greatness of queen latifah at another time i love her too but the

equalizer speaking of trailers did you see um 50 the um stars released a trailer for tommy tommy

yo fez from euphoria is what tommy they thought he was going to be

do you watch it for you i watched season one i didn't start the new season it's the white boy drug dealer okay

he's dope is like a tommy he's the white boy drug dealer but he is a much better

uh version of it he's a better version of tommy tommy is not real like realistic to me

oh let's see cola we don't we want to say this patreon that we're going to do get right to it

tell me why he doesn't look like the white kids i knew that sold drugs everyone entirely

they weren't from queens there's from elmira okay i know some from queens too no i'm just saying so he portrayed him

act like him personally to me that's all i think tommy's dope so that means that that person can't exist

or it's not going to come across as realistic when you say i don't he doesn't come across as realistic to me that's all

which means you can't imagine that character to exist no it makes it hard to imagine it

well when you're asked why it's only because you don't know somebody that like resembles that i don't know somebody resembles that either

i don't know anybody but you know people that would resemble that

the conversation i'm having with parks boils down to this right because it ain't even about what we're talking about you have people that say that

tommy uh joseph his name is joseph jones knows last year joseph socorro joseph you have some people to say that him as

tommy is the worst actor in the world and then you have people that say he's an amazing actor when you

masturbate he's a bad actor you ask him why and they say because look at the character he's a

doof and then i say but that's the character he was supposed to be the guy who didn't

make the best decisions that was the muscle who was partnered with a mastermind and he played that to a team

he was the loose cannon yeah like when he killed holly to love his life i disagreed with the action

but the thought it was like all right this is how doofy loose cannon [ __ ] who in a bit of rage

might handle this that's what i get from you saying this is not realistic maybe

i don't know about his acting skills and other things i've never seen him in other things i'm not trying to [ __ ] on him as an actor to me the casting is

just not believable like my know what i like about him and this is a stamp i think that

when people like white boys right when they befriend black people

they say you're trying to quote-unquote act black he doesn't do that on this show

right he stays true to i'm white boy just grew up around queens

i had to fight every day of my life because i was the only white boy in the hood my mother's white blonde hair all

that [ __ ] like he kind of identifies with his whiteness and he just [ __ ] with a whole bunch of black people

one thing i love he don't do that across to me personally what that does what you're saying what you're saying does not come across to me you got it in the

writing and the way that he actually he rides around in a [ __ ] muscle car

i get what you're wearing the most minimalistic [ __ ] possible opposite of braylon from uh tariq

kept his money in the cabinet told his side chick all the business met her at the club that he shouldn't have met her at defied orders when he told her not to

[ __ ] her [ __ ] it anyway challenged his partner over it wanted to kill his like i don't know man

i like still has absolutely zero quote-unquote stereotypical drug dealer

[ __ ] i understand what you're saying you're good i'm saying don't wear no jewelry none of that like he don't he not trying to be the drug he just out

here while this is where i will give a lot of credit to courtney kemp 50 and whoever's involved

the backstory applied to every character is amazing dope like i don't watch the

uh show about tariq his kid but i see where they went with the story and it's amazing it is good be honest

it's coming love it can't wait this tommy [ __ ] dog like when you just get back when i watched the trailer i got

back to thinking about his role in the show his mom his dad all of that the role he played they bout to go crazy

this is the one they might be and i can't wait for it right the reason he had this last yeah even tariq started it was

everybody was like we waiting for the tommy [ __ ] bro we know that's the one be the one see and on the flip side right i won't watch

euphoria because it is targeted to children about children it isn't really though it's

yeah i don't it's not how not so it's not targeted towards children at all you

should not let your kids watch the show repeating that don't answer how is it not targeted there's nudity uh all types

of cussing violence it's not targeted towards children at in the slight i would never let even like a

15 year old i'd be like now you probably shouldn't watch that okay you know kids are watching the show

right probably and because she's a disney star you know and when you cast a disney star a young one one that looks

young one whose entire demo are his children uh-huh what are you saying that this is casted

to adults and then we get offered this this takes place where in a school right but before you say that take place where

not in school at all i don't think these are high school kids they're high school kids they're high school kids but this doesn't take place in their school so

yeah but they're high school kids it's not i don't i'm not a fan of shows

that are just surrounded about surrounded by kids watch it up soon i think you would change i watched the

first episode i watched watch the first two episodes of season one and

look in the school nothing about this will make my 41 year old ass watch now i loved her in the film with

uh not denzel's son uh what's his name i don't know washington

john washington john washington i loved her there that was cured to me

stranger things is geared to kids yes it is yeah stranger things is they don't touch on any of the subject matter i

know that the subject matter because this is hbo is hbo-ish but there are no

adults for me so this is kids 2022 yes yes yeah remember the kids yeah that's

what it's about yeah and i hear great things about it but i don't do that uh 13 13 nothing that

strength 13 reasons one reason another one for kids right yeah yeah about death and suicide the only stranger things was

for kids i don't know that one was for kids i don't think that was for kids either i think that was more so for parents to help you recognize i think it

was a youtuber for both i think that wasn't for kids to let you know this is going on to a lot of people that might

not know true and why these yeah that's what i think about this all right so let me not say

targeted to kids because that's subjective if there are all kids in the show

and the show is based on things that all these kids are going through it ain't really for me you love yellow

jackets so yellow jackets has mad adults in it and it has the kids as well and it has

the kids as adults that's true that's true okay i'm not mad at a flashback

it's mad adults in yellowjackets i don't think i watch a show catered to

kids but i don't know i was watching uh stranger things until they tried to [ __ ] the little alien girl in the room

stranger things just wasn't it for me was it when they tried to [ __ ] the little alien girl in the room without tiny parents

and then they don't remember that yeah they didn't get that no they tried the [ __ ] season two too don't worry about

it just turn the show on you know i've seen it when they had hid the girl in the guy's house and he was attracted to

her and then she started talking i love you too you don't remember that i remember that and the rest of the

season they were hiding this girl in the attic from the parents and holding hands running through the grass what are you talking about come on let's move on yeah

round of applause round of applause

i didn't think it would happen but it happened i thought that giants

brass would watch joe judge do that [ __ ] on third and nine and

keep him but they didn't joe judge has been fired

as giants coach giants coach after two seasons his record was 10 and 23 over

those seasons look here round of a [ __ ] blog y'all

bumped off jason garrett too right yep got him out of here during the season bye bye bye bye

say juan stop man it's coming for him too it's coming one day

it's coming

andrew thomas your days are numbered giants are [ __ ] hurting this man's

horrible yeah yo 39 i've been asking people who are trying to make some sense of that

you can't make sense of it my man said you're trying to get better better uh field positioning

he was like yo stupid you don't get it we was just trying to get better positioning for the punt to get a punt of some room i mean if i had to think of

why they did it they was trying to give us good tv at home just be exciting yeah take a second

and sneaky go do some wild [ __ ] yo let's go do something what the [ __ ] is that with the giants

man i don't know but uh i got something we can argue about i'm ready to part

that means argue uh i get real i get real angsty when it's like smoke around when it's like a

argument brewing or when potential tension voices can rise

like i like that [ __ ] i do okay and i think we found something here that we can argue about let's argue we're gonna

argue about antonio brown okay by now everyone knows what's been going

on with a.b you saw the footage took the jersey off ran off heard both sides all sides

her heard from the bucks heard from bruce arians heard from a b briefly heard from tom brady

when we were wrapping the last part is that a b put something nice that he might have been [ __ ] on tom brady

and we all were like well no way no way that happened turns out it happened uh he went on a podcast

said some things he's been pictured with every rapper

kanye fab fabio mano you name it you've been outside i do like that about

sports i do like that when the sports world or somebody seems to reject people i love

that hip hop just opens its arms and hugs you yo come out man she ain't too bad right but moving on from that

the question is is antonio brown right

antonio brown says tom brady ain't my friend it's not my man

he gained something i gained something he couldn't gain it without me i helped him i was there i'm still me

but if he was my friend i would be paid differently than i am

he mentioned gronkowski who we know to be tom brady's friend and the contract that he has versus the

contract that a b has and i really hate this about me man

but i i really understand the people that people call crazy i understand him too actually with this i i understand

him a little with that why is he nuts let's argue right now we don't know their friendship let's argue right this second forget that part uh-huh

you bringing up the contract first off you can't say tom brady couldn't do it without you because he did it without you

a bunch of times without you so you can't say yes he did no he didn't he did but no he didn't

no he didn't okay he didn't move to a new city play in a new place new fans new culture

teach a coach how to handle him this was new everything outside of gronkowski

yes lebron won rings before but i think the covid ring is different we got to go play in a bubble players are depressed

paul george ain't paul george it's just different variables is all i'm saying of course we've seen tom brady win we're

not we're not going to waste nobody's time tom brady we know what tom brady is all right so tom brady is the goat so let's i'm only trying to approach this

from antonio brown's perspective okay let's move on which is you bring up you did not win in tampa

you had a coach that was very clear that no we're not bringing me in

and then somehow i was brought in because tom said bring you in yes so

which all but that didn't say that tom brady's relationship with antonio brown was so amazing

wait wait wait you should be skipping go ahead we skipped a few tom also brought him into new england

he did and said yo bring him up here i know he's toxic and don't nobody want to touch him i don't care about all that

he's talent so bring him here i'll look out for him i'm responsible bring him up here i'm gonna help him i'm gonna make sure he's

right it's key that's key i did this why just why is it key dog i'm about to tell you why tell

me i'm gonna let go and i'm here

that speaks to friendship without knowing their friendship i'm i said it's a good look in the part i want both

people well that's the question to take a risk on you when you are

literally toxic nobody will touch you dog you just went through what you went through with

pittsburgh cool you go out to oakland you go through the [ __ ] out there the rest of the league is looking at us yes

you're talented but i can't [ __ ] with him although the oakland [ __ ] looks a little different in light with with uh

john gruden [ __ ] so i you know i don't know that wasn't known at the time

that happened at the time the rest of the league i'm not is saying

no way we're not even this guy is a problem we always hear cancer in the locker room we hear all of that so

for tom brady to vouch because that's where that's where the signing came from no other player on that gronk couldn't

say yo bring tom brady in can no other player no other team say bring tom brady in it comes from i mean

it comes from uh i don't i don't want to waste the people's time all right i'm saying i'm stumbling listen to this

you you're correct i'm i want to be clear what i'm arguing you are correct

they don't tom brady and antonio brown don't have to be friends right for tom brady to identify talent and

want that talent on his team and put his name and likeness on the line

for it to happen correct i'm not arguing that correct you're right

my response to everything you're saying and everything i'm seeing is

i understand his rationale but his reactions to me

seem like he has ct no that wasn't what you're saying i'm not ever leaving but that's not what

you i'm not ever leaving that's what we're arguing with i don't i don't i don't mention antonio brown without that being

my my very next thought you started off this conversation with something different but we all but we

all adult men so do we agree with the way that he has handled it publicly no

i'm not asking is he wrong hold on when he opens his mouth okay hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on

that's what i'm asking you gentlemen well you brought up the friend thing you brought up the grunt contract which was the two things

antonio brown said yo just cause he brought me here he's don't mean he's my friend he gained two and look what he

did for his friend look at that content that that's yeah i don't like that part because people don't negotiate their

contracts right but but you have to remember the gronk did not come with all this baggage and bad press that you come

with you are on to prove yourself deal because of you [ __ ]

my response to that is gronk is 70 years old and and it could be looked at as the same it

was a lot of teams that wasn't touching gronk or could pull him out of retirement because of age and injury

that's what we did that's wrong bro zayn is wrong but we didn't see it no we didn't see it because he didn't want to play for nobody else right other stop is

margot other teams would have taken him he didn't want to play for nobody else

he retired my man calls me and says yo fam come up here i need you i'm coming

antonio brown is also a year older than gronkowski by the way i was about to say that too they about the same age wow but bigger than that wow bigger than that i

didn't know that if if you can't say it's only around that dude yo you can't he's the man he is wait he's older than

gronkowski here and then out there separation you know the best defender on the ts he's a monster come on dawg man

this guy's great he's just a little off and how he executes so but his brains still seem right there

i understand the logic in what he's saying what i understand i don't think it's time brady is his friend

let me let me address what i one i think antonio brown initially is

100 accurate he showed proof yo i sent the coaching staff my ankle was [ __ ] up

they still had me play i got out there i played i gave it my best shot i told him yo i can't pick up speed on

my ankle my ankle's [ __ ] up at that point if they have your best interest at heart

you should have been allowed to exit the game cool so now he's right in all in that aspect

as an agent he has to as a professional you don't have to you don't have to you know

actually no he no because they you know he was with drew rosenhausen he dropped them from not when all this [ __ ]

happened before that that's that's tough that tells me a little bit that tells you a lot about negotiating your deal negotiating your deal also dealing with

the team like you wouldn't be handling some of this let me just let me just jump in and say

he said the response was we're not resting so from the team

it could be like dog you saying this because you you know this is the time when [ __ ] arrest

like we going to the last game not rhyme with that i'm just this is what happens i'm not going there

for him for uh they were still playing for the playoff positioning not just that he's still playing for personal incentives

so it doesn't behoove him to say yo my ankle is [ __ ] up i don't want to play when i need these few

the stats that he needed was light work for him and you get another million dollars so tom would have got it for him like he

just got him in a heartbeat so what i'm saying is this he's right in that respect

he's a child in how he handled everything after that the [ __ ] took his shoulder pads off and

threw him under you you know if you don't never want to play for the bucks again you don't make that public speech and that's where we differ

i handle him like i assume he has cte

so yes that is not responsible you can't pick and choose when to do that you can't pick and

choose when to do that no i don't i do it with him period at all times got you

all right reactions and the responses seem a little off i could be with that

however i expect that but let me listen to your brain so let me listen to why you think some

of this is okay and when i get into it i could see how it makes some sense to him because i would say this is me

looking him and tom brady don't have to be friends for some things to be owed to tom brady

he put his name on the line that's corny to me and and that's where you lose me because that's not cte-based

that's not cte-based that's loyalty-based that's morality-based that's you my [ __ ] you looked out for

me twice basically cte don't have nothing to do with how you sitting up here talking about a [ __ ] on a podcast

and this is and this go ahead from the public eye because it might be [ __ ] behind the scenes we don't know but i'm

talking about the information that we have the information that we have is tom brady got you two jobs when [ __ ]

wasn't [ __ ] with you and we talking about the nfl which is a good old boys club and when one [ __ ] call another

[ __ ] and say cancel him you're killed these rich white [ __ ] don't give a [ __ ] about your black ass

when they cancel you [ __ ] they cancel you look at t.o look at chad johnson so yeah y'all do this yo

you do i do this yo so back to what i was saying fam if tom bro if

cause again we might not know but based on what we think we know if tom brady got you a job in new england tom brady

just got you a three million dollar job at the bucks when you was at home on your couch you owe him more grace in

public and he gave you grace in public he might feel like abs on some [ __ ]

tom brady came up there in public and showed you grace [ __ ] show him the same [ __ ] grace i don't care about your

contract with god dealing with his reaction because of what i've already stated about ab i'm only dealing with

his thought i challenge you with this because i agree with everything you just said

all of that's fact but you left out one thing what the [ __ ] i got beef with in this particular instance

is above tom brady cool we men dawg stop we men

i came here knowing that the person calling the shots has beef but my man has some power too

but when it comes push come to shove no you're wrong though you're setting up you you start let me hear it you're

starting a foundation off i i don't know for exact fact if you might be right i don't know that bruce

arians had before ab prior to him coming in okay then we working with two you said he just said he didn't want him there wait stop you said based off what

we know that's not all he said he said under no circumstance will we have that we're trying to build a winning culture that ain't bad he went

on a long run oh that's public so so if if the [ __ ] with the power that's

more the reason

oh you crazy you out your cotton-picking [ __ ] mind joe dancing around something because you

work for yourself they don't you don't work for yourself

no man is going to look at you on the sideline do a little cut my throat you're done

around here it's not my ma it's nothing tom brady can do in that instance this is now between me and the higher up so

why not why are you saying tom brady why do you [ __ ] on tom brady i don't agree with that with that public

that public thing that he did to tom brady okay but that i'm talking about his thought

not his action i don't agree with any of the action but i handle him

delicately because of cte i'm talking about the thought and the thought is yo

there is no tom brady when bruce aryan's the [ __ ] i've been had beef with is looking in my face saying you're done

here cutting his throat doing this gesture wait so now it's between me and him cool it ain't about yeah i ride for

you but i ride for me first true no this man can't do this it's up take this take this team off my

back i'm tossing it that's where i get crazy but the thought i'm with the thought i'm not my man hey my man or not

another [ __ ] is not coming to disrespect me i don't care if it's your man true keep going that's the end

that's not the end because with with all that you said i'm in agreement with you yeah i'm with you

there i'm gonna walk to the locker room take my [ __ ] off well that's if you think of a normal brain

see and that's why i don't want to but he can think with normal brain on some [ __ ] couch you could think with normal brain when

it benefits you to articulate your story and how to del toy you got normal brain in but you don't

have normal brain to get this [ __ ] some grace that helped you out twice i haven't seen him have normal brains since that hit just a bengals he sat on

the [ __ ] couch right there and articulated and conveyed his thoughts very very very well that had nothing to

do with action no so you should have had this been in the same train of thought than the [ __ ]

on tom brady but this is an action but you still sat and talked about i'm talking i'm only talking about the

thought the action is wrong but the thought is and he said it plain his day which he

shouldn't have said that's why i'm not arguing with y'all but the thought is why do y'all feel i have to be so loyal

to tom brady i don't i know y'all feel like that's my man's

man's i'm telling you he is not i know y'all feel like he did me a solid

i am telling you that wasn't a solid he's not a salad hey yo that's all i

want to know how is that not a salad i really would like to know how tom brady did not do him a solid

because he benefited from the solid tool that's not a solid

and if i have to sit here and explain how mutual gain is not necessarily assad

what do you i don't understand what you're saying that's what he's saying he's saying i caught the ball you threw it i caught

it [ __ ] i got you a job when you stopped nobody else

you're saying that to a [ __ ] that left the league he didn't leave no he got popped out of

the [ __ ] out the league did he leave he didn't leave he wanted to still be in the nba he i mean nfl he just said on

this podcast i want to play football it's my passion i still want to play he didn't leave the league voluntarily they

kicked him the [ __ ] out and told him don't come back i don't care how he left no if that matters

it matters in your tap dance story to me with somebody who's using their brain

yes i know that if i do x y z i could potentially get kicked out the league he

did those things and did whatever came took whatever no no no he went home did that bum-ass

interview we saw mad footage of him disrespecting and we won't get in his family domestic [ __ ] but we've seen that

we have not seen a good decision from him since he left josh but he took it

i can't do that what the steelers did he took what bruce arians did he took it out well i i do also think that he will

probably get another job and he's going to get another job the nfl has he is going to get another job back in the

league he's getting another job yo i don't he's getting another job i okay i

would like to see it i bet he's 50 50. bet it bet me i think it's 50 50. i'm saying 100 he's getting another job 100

next season he's playing next season not at one day

next season he's playing somewhere i don't see it if the seahawks made it [ __ ] they lucky

are the seahawks in no they're not they they've been eyeing them for a year they can't wait hey they can't wait are

you kidding me the desert could use them right now arizona i don't agree with the action i don't agree with none of the action but when he speaks man you up

there [ __ ] on a golden boy i don't even care about tom brady listen yo why do you think everybody got to care about

a golden boy everybody everybody don't have to care that tom who the [ __ ] are you some people could

walk the earth like that it's not a crime i know but it should come with it though

[ __ ] he's in the car he with fabio he knows [ __ ] come with it he's out of football world and

he knows he's got a football world i've never even heard of these podcasters but he's there that's not what he's saying in his interview though he's saying i'm

a football player i said i want to play football and i think he will play i'm not

what i'm saying is you're contradicting yourself by saying he voluntarily left the sport of football no no that's not

what he did you're putting words in my mouth i take it back he's not violent he didn't voluntarily do anything he did

his time he took what came with his crime and then i think there's something to be with you the [ __ ] help

and polly for you to get out of jail after doing your time you just shot on a public forum and [ __ ] it on

he did his time he did his crime the [ __ ] that sat before the parole board and the warden with you and said y'all

need to get him a job i need him out here you just [ __ ] on him i don't need to not be myself because you think

i'm supposed to know you need to be able to allegiance joe you're changing you're changing the the net you just won't

follow what i'm saying no i hear you what i'm saying is you you don't have saying he didn't have to do this no let

me say what i'm saying good he don't have to change who he is as a man you have to be an adult

show some diplomacy and show some tact remember tact and couf and yo time is my

talking i don't have to say no act is a myth i don't have to have it i don't have to give two [ __ ] about how

somebody else feels you do i'm mad that i learned that that's what that word let me tell you when you do i throw attack

meant hey dude i i have put a lot of thought into how i'm gonna move about this look you're not i'm putting a lot

of thought in the house somebody else would feel about to suck my dick no you can say that because you're self-employed that's why you can say

trying to get a job that's why you can say that and that's that's why that's very being here wait stop he can say it

because i am a world-class athlete no he can't [ __ ] matter there's world-class athletes that can't get a job they not

him there ain't no abs they're not him look at t i bring both of them

how old about abh now the internet older than that how does that be come on man i

don't know i don't know now y'all telling me that a world-class athlete can't have an arrogance about him not

what we're saying that's not where every [ __ ] athlete in the world is arrogant especially when everything you're saying says that he is

supposed to act in some diplomatic way toward tom brady and that his behavior should have been differently because he

did him putting words yes at that second part yes i'm saying i don't say he's supposed to just bow down and no [ __ ]

tom brady [ __ ] tom brady what i'm saying is and this is where we're having a problem if i helped you out and i did

you two solids don't get on a public you can feel how you want to feel they asked tom brady a

week before a b got on his [ __ ] podcast how he feels about ab that [ __ ] said nothing but miraculous things about

[ __ ] antonio brown no he didn't what'd he say he didn't say miraculous things no he did under the circumstances

no he did not what he said which was telling and i highlighted it for a reason was

hey damn why is tom brady saying even in this moment let's handle him with grace care and be empathetic toward what he's

going through stop stop cause i got your butt i'm just you know let me just tap down

go ahead side step to played for 16 years played till he was 37 years old keep going

ish do you think that in that moment tom brady didn't have

uh information that we didn't have about antonio brown his current state his

mental health his behavior behind the scenes do you think that tom brady was void of those things when he said that

absolutely not i do think that he has way more information than you and i keep going

and i want you to give me the same courtesy because i'm letting you rock got it then i don't really understand what you

arguing cool i don't understand i'm about to let you know tell me what you're arguing because i'm plus town brady had all of that

information good and bad he could have said way more

he said i suggest brady yeah that's tom brady

when has anybody accused him of having cte or handling things incorrect right dawg wait wait wait not only that

quarterbacks even the bummers to quarterbacks go to quarterback school and learn to talk like a quarterback no that's not true aaron rodgers don't talk

like a quarterback that [ __ ] says whatever that [ __ ] say a mad [ __ ] he not supposed no he say things like he

got his dick on the packers table and it's the biggest dick there he talked like that but he talks like a quarterback still and brady has the room

to say [ __ ] i got my dick on the nfl table and i could say whatever the [ __ ] i want to say and then he don't and in

that moment if he's not saying that about a b i assume

him to i assume him to kind of think what i think or even that's what i think whoa

whoa whoa i it's 50 50. let me finish oh or he's covering up let me finish

because he might have agreed no because you might agree with it because tom brady's so good that that bum-ass response that you thought was so

miraculous i didn't think it was you said he spoke he's spoken you're not letting me expect no cause i want to

finish what i'm saying go ahead that response was so great from tom brady it could be

yes i'm just trying to [ __ ] protect my investment and and make sure that bruce arians and him could be get along

so i could bring him back it said that it said hey this guy could have cte it said hey i could be [ __ ] him but

let's be nice and some guys are uh play the game publicly but you're [ __ ] in the background you can't get nothing

from tom brady that response covers everything how you think it leads to one thing is

is befuddling to me no imma give you all of your scenarios every single

scenario you said could have been 33 percent this 33 percent this 33 we have no way of knowing what's going

on behind closed doors but we're looking at something we have no way of knowing what's going on behind closed doors yes

he had enough professionalism grace diplomacy

to say you know what we need to handle this man with care okay so we finished with this we got to be finished with this wait

whoa because we have finished because it's still my goal so why do we now tom brady ain't never

had a hit like that bengals hit my only problem with everything you said

joe is you said he did this knowing what come with it and took his time with it one of the things that cte is irrationalism

he's not thinking about none of that he's acting or impulse so i don't think he thought none of this [ __ ] out he's

just no doctor i'm no expert i cannot say the areas in which cte affects or

doesn't affect i know that since that hit i'm looking at behavior that is irrational i'm not hearing thought

that's irrational so how can you speak for this man's thoughts it's what i'm saying joe how are you letting this

thought i'm contradicting yeah man that's why that's why i tap down get it yeah forget it forget it go get it don't

talk about nfl at all or save that for later that was in the playoffs

in the playoffs we snuck our ass in there no we didn't make it then we fired our

head coach yeah i think it was a good move

you carson wins the [ __ ] out of here yes whatever garbage there is put him in the

garbage roll that [ __ ] to the front of the house and watch the garbage man dump his ass

in there and get him out of there and let's get nick foles taping it to his insta store

just to make it sweet that was embarrassing get him out of here what did they get for him what did

uh indy give up for carson wins i don't know the first round i think it was a first round pick it was the first a

first round robbery

a flea scene they need to go to jail for that

he was so bad he made dan orlowski get on tv and and denounce him he don't [ __ ]

out nobody he don't [ __ ] on carson when's that man not quarterbacks that is his man

yo carson williams carson wins and this is why i'm angry at it this is why i'm angry at it

i'm a giants fan i have no horse in any of this but i want to see good football sure

yeah and for y'all to keep the best running back by far out of the playoffs culture that's disrespectful

that's disrespectful they should i never would have thought yeah that's my one my one b and maybe this is personal bias

maybe not the playoffs should not happen without justin herbert being there that is a that is a disgrace somebody should

have to deal with him he's that good they got the other team and he did what he had to do except

he did you mean like the coach not going to timeout that's the way to go yeah or uh go for

it on fourth and one on the 40th or whatever that was a team should have to deal with jonathan

taylor and justin herbert in the playoffs i agree i'm really disappointed about that but i'm on my business they will have to deal with them for years

they gave me justin bieber they gave me justin bureau i mean joe bureau so i'm happy are they supposed to be there

no question ben is there the steelers are not really supposed to be there but hey man congratulations

say what the [ __ ] you want me there at all i actually i mean say whatever it's a little story [ __ ] [ __ ]

quarterback ending i could [ __ ] get it they'll be wholesome this is this is my it ain't made on one

game the dwayne haskins show is coming soon don't worry uh don't you worry sean watson show coming soon

that's what's coming i don't think so i don't think so either way bye listen let me dream okay yo

let me let me dream how many [ __ ] private masseuses are in pittsburgh

you know how many they're going to turn their head about let them play pittsburgh i'll sign the nba amazon

[ __ ] he can talk to me what's up [ __ ]

come on what else we got about football man you want to make picks early we play the niners

they're going to give you a hard time too i know the rams play who cardinals cardinals yeah

and the buccaneers play the eagles bye-bye cardinals the eagles it was a nice run no no i don't know what god now

the car doesn't know what they got too many injuries now what a fully healthy cardinals bye-bye cardinals the rams haven't been

it was such a nice season bye-bye cardinals rams all the way i'm [ __ ] up sorry

though sorry kyler murray if they saw that d-hop what a little cutesy name you got i can't never thank

you the real deal cause your name is cute [ __ ] i think he blows little kyler little kyler murray say what you want

look at that little say look at that

i know but i would also know that we're not ready yet they got a squad you don't got there they've got a lot of pictures

dangerous bye bye little cutesy kyler merry little tiny self running around did you beat your game

oh you threw that he whipped that ball over

yo i'm not with you [ __ ] that talk and won't put money behind your words and this is why i'm gonna put fanduel on my

phone i think i might as some of this stuff man i think i might i'm going to try these guys charlie is going crack

i just the rams haven't looked that great last half of the season mark's got the packers going on going to super bowl the

packers going all the way down to afc huh either the i think i think i choose i do

i can see the bells doing it too though depending on what bills we get after you [ __ ] it on jake

jason tatum [ __ ] all over again he heard it he said all right y'all want to [ __ ] on me i got i got a trick for you next who the cowboys got again

49ers i just gotta go y'all have to play that game

where's that game at dallas [ __ ] love dallas yeah

wait i think [ __ ] get up to go to dallas it's a beautiful beautiful place there's

got a good little squad of love yeah that's what i said they [ __ ] up letting them in yeah kanye tried to go

live in the dallas arena a stadium i'm sure they wouldn't let them no they didn't get there

but don't bring that [ __ ] down and if there was to be an upset i that would be one that i would pick

the eagles no he goes to the opposition eagles are not upset in tampa sorry they're not okay i don't think

if you had to pick up said who are you picking parks put out uh i'm bigger niners or i might in the raiders

who raiders playful bengals bengals nah you [ __ ] okay raiders not winning that okay okay who you got for upset if

you had to pick one afc upset each other the patriots could beat the bills no

y'all [ __ ] sitting in it it's built they don't care about buffalo it's cold as hell in massachusetts true them

[ __ ] accustomed to playing in that weather all right buffalo fans is rowdy though it's bill belichick bucks i got

the bucks niners cowboys is the is the upset alert yeah i'll pick

the niners if i have to pick a upset the cardinals are going home uh the steelers are going home

the patriots unfortunately are going home if i had to pick a second underdog that's my second underdog the patriots

are not that good and the raiders are going home but if i had to pick one

that's my third underdog that might do it right just got a sneaky good team i'm

not i'm parlaying this whole weekend all six i'm putting fanduel on my phone

on some of this [ __ ] i am yeah i'm getting in on this i am uh congratulations y'all

whatever whatever you want to call it i'm riding with my team i think pittsburgh can shock them who y'all playing i would shock them if

they keep it within 10. okay that would be a shock that would be shocking to me

some lightning gonna come out the sky hey it could happen it better that's the only way

what's his name i don't know john sherman schmeister his name is john sherman go play around on that chief's logo he's

not there he's tick-tocking somewhere he's been on ir since week whatever oh he ain't gonna play he ain't been

playing and it's it's been great this way keep it that way well go roll your little wheelchair over there slow go

down stay home stay home play fortnite and all the other [ __ ] you play stay over there it

looks good hey defense counselor they're over there though my home's gonna get bent on brothels burger home so quick so yeah i think he

hated him so so quick he only want to play him he won't get to the next game yeah like go home [ __ ] i just watched your whole stadium celebrate that you were

going home which meant you should be home no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no

you gotta watch your whole stadium say this was your last game here but we pushing you to keep going they don't get

another home game no matter what that's what the stadium watch they'd be done by 20. okay maybe 30. i love it i think that's

a bluff i think 30. okay so let's get our bets here i'll take i'll take the niners back

i'll take it how much it's underdog bed do i get points no

outright how around i only do that money line i ain't [ __ ] no points outright lowers it for me

i put a buck on it i put a buck on it i will you want to bet on your team

i don't bet i bet i bet fanduel parlays that no no you bet your ass

i better fanduel you bet your ass you don't bet no i bet you bet your [ __ ] ass

on fanduel i know i better i know fanduel let a fancy bet on friends

let us let a fan see that you made that better bet on frindle now [ __ ] you talking

about this whip your [ __ ] ass you ain't better no still would you like to what's the line

i'm gonna it don't matter moneyline it better be 90. i bet pat mahomes stick his whole leg up

his ass and don't let up hey i think andy reed gonna try and take him out he's gonna say no i got it i got this if

they get up 30 you're gonna take them out i got you all losing about 20. bet that i love this bet that i got y'all losing

by 20. you got it on 20 20 points 20 points i'm not betting

i mean the bucks are banged up but i can't steal second base keep your foot on first it's quite ready i'm not playing baseball i got a nice little

foundation there but philly can win anna cardinals going to could win okay they really cannot win

okay philly cannot win yo where's stephen a smith he's been he's been he's been there for

a little while pittsburgh he needs a break man he works hard

and i think uh this is an interesting time it takes a bunch of media attention i don't think he's ever taken a break at this time

before yeah although i mean i guess he could be prepared it's january like january 12th you know

he might be he might be preparing to talk for the next three weeks straight so see y'all next week on first take

when i return every damn body's in trouble when i get back see y'all very soon especially you sorry dallas cowboy

fans he that can that don't fool don't trick me my question remains

he getting ready to talk for three weeks straight that's all it is my question is where is he going and why

is he missing where is he why is he not there

molly ain't there molly's not there either no no it's the wwe chick

really i like that little rotating stuff me too but i mean top of the year yeah

you want to give me a 20 22 bag you want to put your best people out there coach fireman's i want to know

about the dolphins yesterday it's the end of nfl season and stephen a smith

is not here yeah that's our replacement we can move on

ryan clark don't play with the suits dog he don't play with the suits

and somehow he's down with i am athlete and a spin-off

spin-off is doing great pivot pivot is the name of it you saw it i said yeah i didn't see it but i saw the numbers that

it did did [ __ ] great nice and ocho is still over there and he's still on i am

athletes on both right i was gonna say ocho's on both i don't really want to give too much of

a round of applause i was i was in the strip club live action going on when i got the text

from brandon marshall i said yo i need to talk to you right now he didn't say that he said i need to

talk to you so i stepped out of strip club and we talked for a little bit he said

not important he said yo this was going on and and helped me navigate

nice you went through it nice and i stayed outside that strip club and did that salute to that i liked it

definitely black man called another black man to get some advice and some guidance uh yeah i like seeing i've seen

you move though yes no yeah that's very difficult there's a lot of y'all out there that have not made

mistakes because i made them it's true true that's no it's true

i like that i don't like that that's my role in this best thing to do is to learn from somebody else's guinea pig i don't like that that's my religion i

want to feel better about my role in things i don't want people to learn bad things i've done it's uh no they're

not only learning from the bad you think they're not taken from the good [ __ ] there you go so

no whole did that so hopefully you don't have to go through that

yo and podcasts that grow this big right having the power to break up and launch

another big pod like these brothers are so lucky it's dope this is great look at how this [ __ ] is shot look like look at

what they're doing that's dope like yeah they broke up but you know you still need to hear athletes

like really give it and there's a space for it for man of them yeah like yeah the stories round of

applause again we yeah we live through musicians actors and athletes

right and the fact that they could give their stories the behind the scenes [ __ ] is amazing like when you even kill rich in

them the stories that they used to give because they was first it used to be amazing yeah and i get

tired of the sanitized uh we talked about this a little bit last time but even watch how they handled the dolphin situation it's like y'all got to shut up

they won seven they won seven games straight and everyone was like ah this team is trash [ __ ] those seven games you all lost to all you won all against all

terrible teams and then brian flores gets fired and they're like he wants seven games straight how do you fire him

which one is it i'll take one of giants and harvey right now i don't blame him right this second i'll take him the only thing with

him is he couldn't find assistant coaches and keep them and that's the problem when your offense is terrible

um i'm done with i'm done there we go yeah i'm done i keep bumping into chris rock

and you're laughing on the internet no unlike we like the same chicks on the ground

a man has a big fish to spot with you your third name still still give you

that power to rethink

you think they know who chris rock really is at 25 yes hell yeah 30 maybe

well i've met i'm mad that i said we're bumping into each other and you went to hey the 25 year old she's there that's

what i was heard you always think somebody's taking a shot no it's a shot even if you don't

know it's a shot it's a shot damn yeah you went right there don't get dumb no more

all right bro but wherever i land chris rock

he's been there first yeah he was christopher columbus he's been there i think he's richer funnier

that's tough stuff clearly uses the internet like i do see that was the advantage back in the day like oh i'm here they're not

uh

anchorage rock play is different like yo what you're doing tomorrow oh nothing why you wanna go get some breakfast yeah

we just fly you from teeterboro to france for some croissants breakfast where

a little spot it's a little spot man but we got to do it close to the oscars because

um rehearsing rehearsing is at 11 i figured we could eat it around 10. like this is not fair

that's tough that's a different that's it now imagine now now back to what you're saying imagine the 22 year old

regular [ __ ] who has to deal with that with the girl that he in school with i ain't got to imagine my son right

there at his dad's podcast he ain't got it

well i gotta imagine my poor babysitter right take it over here and oh yeah you up in a cup already

yo you hear this

you have been at this part long enough i'll just spill it joke but in the joke let me add context

every girl we know listens to this part [Laughter]

[Music] no he's saying every girl that we know collectively listens to them what do you

mean you gotta break it down no worries no way you're my man yeah

yeah i'm the only protector yo you know chris paul ain't gonna throw it where he don't think it could be a

basketball

and it'd be you they listen because they like you well the people that that listen for me are listening because of

you and it's because at any instant you'll throw out something that resists

something else without even knowing it no you just do that and i'm such a real [ __ ] i don't do

that to you on yeah yo i don't do that to you don't sit here i'm one of the realest [ __ ] you know yeah we got to

put some respect on my name right look that [ __ ] he started look at ice he's laughing nah he don't

keep it pee [Music] oh man hey joe thank you

[Music]

you lie yo my [ __ ] back at vv came to support

me they know [ __ ] go out the door video village by the door spear up this

[ __ ] at your ass throw a dollar in the cup since you throwing though

yeah that's terrible that's terrible when i lie on you when or you

they are lies you better hide that

get under the couch come on yo come on man hurry up

hurry up all right ain't gonna take you now that nigga's beating on the door for real they're

gonna take you when i lie i give out lies that you upstanding

uh men with experience with women should be able to maneuver out of and if you can't maneuver out of it then i'm

judging you a little bit i don't drop a lie that confirms

or doesn't confirm or just make it hot in the house i don't do that yo so i just made a joke about the 25 year old

you can't wiggle out of that of course you can no you don't [ __ ] with 25 year old my my entire reputation says

different somehow that's not true i'm telling you what the girls think ish

they think i'm they think i'm active with 25 years they also think i've never dated a black woman in the history of

your life you've never dated a black woman let them tell it ever yes or one not like your last

relationship wasn't with a black woman i'm i'm lost no they don't ice girl that doesn't count nice girls

they tell me that doesn't count what yeah ice girl i'm like wait yeah your girl's white yo

and i be wanting to show y'all to black women yo let me be clear

i'd be wanting to be tristan thompson out here oh no lamar odom and be like

yeah man me and me along that day or whatever he said oh taraji taraji i'd be wanting to tell you but that's corny so

i don't i just let you all drag you don't let him get off whatever the internet say you are you just are yo and

no matter what you say the disprove you can't disprove it and it's the phone game because if

somebody reading it up on the internet then they just carry it around like crazy

look who's protecting black women and they don't give a [ __ ] about no black women they don't even date black if i knew they thought that i would have been

with public with all my last black girlfriend i would have got some i would get

somebody i went public so fast look y'all a sister

what are you all talking about [Music]

you just gotta not give a [ __ ] anyways that's really it yeah you don't give a [ __ ] until it get to the people that you

kind of want to talk to and then you got to answer for it that's true yeah i bet you just like that girl

like excuse me you read that way i gotta answer to some boss up [ __ ] on my texts i'm real big on protecting text energy

though i'm protecting you i'm super big or protecting that text energy i just

block you i don't even block you i just see that's why my reverse seats are on now i block you i want you to see that i read it and

didn't respond to it i'm blocking you you can't just have a bad day or have your emotions out of whack

something that you need to get off and then shut down some [ __ ] because the girl is good for that they don't even call them and don't push [ __ ] and then

be like you know what this ain't even important [ __ ] i wanna hear what you gotta say wait huh no now i'm over here all right yeah

nothing [ __ ] no no no no no way you don't you don't get to transfer your energy to me block

i'm not blocking i'm blizzy i'm blocking your ass you're crazy i'm not blocking you because i'm gonna know i'm i'm gonna

want to [ __ ] you a year and a half from now i know and that's what i don't know i'm gonna get over this little tip

unblock you nah just know i read it could you catch me on the wrong day i'm gonna say too much [ __ ] that you ain't gonna want never sp speak to me again

are you light skinned oh [ __ ] i didn't mean it i'm sorry i'm sorry anyway sorry i'm sorry i'm not going

that down my bad what you just said like i'm not i'm not i try not to argue

emotionally bird like because i'll say some [ __ ] that maybe i was holding back from saying

and if i say it then you goofy ain't no coming back from you sound corny and now i had that bottled up from that long

oh so y'all understand ab without y'all getting hit in the head huh what say less moving right along moving

right along move right along this guy this guy is different i'm sure he would have got me 3.1 mil

though i'll curb it yo it's cold out i hope you [ __ ] got coats

i'm hugging some of y'all and i ain't feeling enough feathers i don't feel enough warmth yo that little goose ain't really it's

like a baby goose it ain't enough it ain't down yeah man it's a half a

duck yeah man you y'all get y'all some feathers man it's for real cold carly told y'all

hoes don't get cold though that's what she said yeah she did she did say that she seriously this is new

york it was she's from new york it was 15 degrees this morning monday and it should say it feels like five cardi heat

in her house and car also blows a lot better than them everybody yeah

yeah she said this before she had that house and car speaking of why why don't you have a

coat ish you keep like it's five degrees outside you came out with a hoodie on came out my house got in the car drove

got in another car i'm good you're not take that but you're not good

that's unacceptable yo why it is 15 degrees outside and every time the window gets cracked in the car you cry

the door gets open that's not that's good

it's 15 degrees you didn't walk out with a cold you think i have a car ah i don't get cold

and you do get cold that's my oh we know

my ears know and i should be sitting in the back seat freezing your little ball head off i wasn't cold you had to because you had

your face you had your fancy gucci gold one today the gucci blocks the wind a little better than that i have my a little

better than the snorkel my mask marks is the exception but i've been stopped even dignifying [ __ ] that

weird black tim still what i know i mean everybody can't be fresh like man actually now looking at the teams you

keep buying the little double rim temperatures don't say double wall

keep buying the wrong tent see how you be trying to shoot and i'm not gonna say nothing i'm gonna let you

rush look at this

you've never even seen these tims before joe ever you've never seen them so don't start

lying can't get gunshot in there i don't want to fight it bro you've never seen these boots in your life

in your life on it too

it's being a part of black timberland guys oh man yo something's wrong with you construction [ __ ] i've been wearing

timberland since then and dresses like i've been wearing timberland since she was in middle school oh i'll take that

oh damn talk to that [ __ ] put in the cup i heard it i heard it put in the cup

it's funny to me cause i don't say the word so i just get to laugh and make y'all put it in the cup yeah we got big

bills now oh it's changing there y'all just said it enough today who y'all i still got credit in there

you guys still said two dollars in there i have three dollars in it yeah he got three i've said it twice he put five in

i'm not you yo i say i've said it three times to emphasize i was calling you the word you know i can't do that okay that'll

make sense i know uh let's see uh and it has to be noted that cardi b went back and forth with cuban doll that's girl

business i'm staying out of it i saw them i don't know it don't matter it don't even matter

it's none of our business yeah absolutely we stay out of women's business

amanda women think that podcasting is just guys gossiping because a lot of the male podcasters are just gossipers

i want to tell them like if i get the godzilla y'all gonna hate this part

i ain't one of them that's gonna guess i'm gonna tell you what's going on you're trying to protect people anyway

this guy's this guy's a child you rubbing up joe you're the clumsiest person i might

have ever met in my life you gonna say i'm a child because when i do it is clumsy

so when i do it it's what with black tents on yeah that's not you can't even spill nothing on them you spill [ __ ] every day

go ahead move on bro shut up you know what do i have what do i have what is important well we gotta salute um the

fact that maya angelou was the first black woman to appear on the quarter absolutely still leave they have to

salute that still eat the hairy dubs yeah they just don't rock us to sleep with the core quarter

on a quarter of currency they've put some black women on a quarter before

and it's sold i do it crazy put on currency

or mad quarters with black girls on it you ain't catch what he's saying

just go ahead like they sell quarters it's like

they stop telling trains [ __ ] buying nick still come on hi

angelou becomes first black woman to appear on a quarter and you can get one now yo they always trying to diss black

people yo why are they gonna tell us we can get a quarter i want a quarter see where my brain goes

oh it's available now yeah that's what it meant all right now you can get it making history once again the late

prolific poet and civil rights activist who died at the age of 86 in 2014 has become the first black woman to be

featured on the u.s quarter is she on the front side of the back side

that's the front okay but the [ __ ] up part is we slowly

doing away with coins so now y'all gonna get cave in and give us this this [ __ ] man give me harriet on the

twenty dollar bill i told y'all when that was announced y'all never getting that stinking that's not happening gave us

this [ __ ] when we own the crypto word how to finally learn how to use my apple pay now you know

walking the store they like uh we don't have no coins right [ __ ] you talking about it i know it's only 14 cent

change but i hate them [ __ ]

okay parks don't believe in a water scheme i got an apple watch it's kind of it's kind of a water scheme

i just want to point out the hypocrisy around here you have to fail i learned about you

everybody help me honor this game outrageous this though

this [ __ ] worked so no water scheme so does that water this [ __ ] is what it's supposed to be

they give you that [ __ ] costume same as that water cost they're giving you that that [ __ ] costs what the boule water

costs that markup is way of course you don't believe in the water scheme they're getting you way better yeah

whatever yeah i like this [ __ ] i love it so you like water too all right

water yeah uh congratulations to the late maya angelou i don't care if they're doing away with coins

i'm joking but you know they're honoring 20 women and she's a

part of that 20 so oh timeout hold up they didn't give her her own flow

it's a series a series of quarters yes hey yo it's the american woman quarters

program they picked 20 women and only one of them was black

yo the u.s what they leave with that one though they're the first two i don't think

um maya angelou and dr sally ride i don't know they mean it when they put

like gdap or somebody on it take this somebody stupid probably

shouldn't be honored if they just started doing that i didn't know that i thought she was going to be on a 25 cent

coin for oh going forward yes no no no no no collector item yes collector idol

so it's a one-off you shocked no no good old america boy

well yeah moving right along y'all mad at that though i'm just asking i'm not trying to joe's

not mad at anything i'm not mad i'm not gonna say i'm mad but i i don't want

when you yell they say you rebel when you yell they say they say they get hit

i'm just i'm talking to myself joe's not mad at anything i want peace love health wealth prosperity and light for everyone

in quarters no or no or not no quarters no quarters

i'm not mad at it taco bell selling chicken you all in no no no no no no wait wait time out i'ma try

it i'm gonna be real i

hammer caught me one he said it was the only time he ever used it i believe i believe him too but um that's that's a

wild sniffle fact it is he was like yo i've never used this word but [ __ ] please i was like damn

i'm honored but uh yeah i'ma try that because somebody told me it's on point with the mcdonald's mighty wings and i

used to love those gross listen you could take the [ __ ] out the

hood hopefully one of these days yeah

you [ __ ] yourself standing up no damn

put down the fast food the hood will come out the [ __ ] there's not gonna be no tonsils [ __ ] are such [ __ ] yo nobody i don't hear a

peep about the popeyes chicken sandwich anymore because they stepped on it it ain't the same og sandwich that work is cut now

fam i know i bought one last uh not a month ago no same sandwich no it's not the same

sandwich ask anybody who had to change the whole they changed the recipe they ran out of chicken and then came back

with some other [ __ ] we negardly yo i'm telling you bro if you had that og sandwich and then when they they stopped

it because they ran out of chicken when you come back i ran to it again oh good we back what

the [ __ ] is this this thing it's like your aquaponics [ __ ] that was a chicken scheme that's what it was

i've been eating the og chicken sandwiches i know what the og chicken sandwich tastes like y'all miraculously

ran out at all popeyes everywhere and then a month later everybody got

chicken sandwiches now and they're not going anywhere no more it's not a limited time they've never run out again or even though and they've never run out

again that's just common sense tells you they did something different to it or you just given the mattress firm scam

yes put me on i'm not hit me either the mattress firm scam is that they're really they're actually laundering money

because it's too many mattress firms and there's smalls there's a lot of ranges

and that many mattresses being sold mattresses nobody buying them nobody's buying them they're saying mattress firm

is a storefront i'm in i'm definitely rolling because when you pull up a map and just look at how many

in an area you'd be like damn it's seven right here i buy a mattress once

but no i believe it why is timbaland saying that the weeknd's album is the closest thing to

thriller or whatever the [ __ ] you said is it timberlane catches heat after comparing the weekend's dawn fm album to

michael jackson's thriller yo tim if you want to produce for the weekend just say that yo

this was similar to thriller uh because it scared children

and that's probably the only thing similar and i'm shutting up because the weekend is taking aim at his critics oh yeah

and i don't want to be one of them that he takes aim at you know why are you taking aim at his critics they said the numbers was coming back

he did when he brought back 170. yeah that's pretty late for that's very light for him yeah

well by comparison the previous album did 444 ice checked week one

he didn't have a single this time okay you are that level of artist where you

can do your rollout of hey we're dropping 170 is is i don't i don't like the flop

word but it's borderline that for him it's a flop we tried playing jim carrey is hosting your [ __ ] and you do 170. we

tried playing this on friday nights like it's like turning so i can't get out of this yes

that's exactly what happened had the ball sitting on the table

it was like uh timbaland maybe is just lying for his man who's this man

the weeknd oh a couple of people were hitting me saying yo man you need to go back and

revisit that project listen to it again get better and i will i will i'm just not rushing to and if if

if i go back and listen and i love it i'll say that y'all take consumer time for granted

like i heard the album i put time to the side to hear the album

and you know what happened since mad tv shows songs albums podcasts

things that demand my listening attention have come out apps [ __ ] girls are texting that like

the window passed now you want me to ignore all of those things and maybe go back to the weekend album

that i didn't like in the first place if i find time see okay here's my thing about that argument i'll let you know next year

when you don't care here's my thing about that argument when they say oh go back and listen again you gotta listen to it a couple more times

let it grow on you well dog if i keep playing something over and over i'ma program myself to like this [ __ ] i'm not

trying to do that if it grabbed me on the first listen cool if i find certain things i like that

i'll go back to right there's a close source i want to like what you did i don't want to like what i did which is keep playing it yeah

i'm not going to make myself like it like i go kanye's album i gave that a six at first but you know what happened

is the there were a bunch of records that i did like i go back listening to those and then i

might not turn it off after that song then i hear the next record and i'm like oh [ __ ] you should alright like next

thing you know i like a whole stretch of songs right kanye might never see his wife again

he don't even know how to [ __ ] cheat and make your wife mad like he don't even know how to do it yeah he'll not don't do it with a 22 year old and you

don't do it with a fan of your wife that's not what's gonna do it as soon as

it came out that that girl was a fan of kim i said oh watch this and sure enough just open my phone and read it

kim has no problem with them dating she rather deal with a fan than a hater

hey that's a headshot you gotta learn how to make your ex mad

yo well i mean you shouldn't because that's bad that's a headshot but you should have it

in the talk in case it becomes important one day that's yeah yeah yeah

you [ __ ] you can't date a fan you're [ __ ] one of my fans i've had a blast she modeled in skims

oh yeah no he losing you know yo he's down he loses he's down tremendously i know i started

this fight out on his side i did i argued with [ __ ] ish too for nail about it no i'm just saying i still

agree with what i said but he's losing he down bad because he's doing everything like you and i'm moving on

i'm moving kevin peter just chilling

are you talking back there are you farting like what are you doing back there yeah

oh he likes her he likes her hey shut up man he don't even know what's coming through

the microphone they're not used to that y'all said two change albums coming this week right friday

i heard i heard one of the songs two of the songs i heard the single dope don't sell it sell

and he just dropped a concert in the metaverse night before ass i was turnt

did he play any song drop the new album no he did his smart

and it was they have what's called uh always on certain artists where you could just pop

in at any time the concert is on the loop okay so you can go in like snoop had an amazing set in there

uh young thugs is still playing they started on new year's and i think his is coming to an end but two changes started two chains this is my issue

with me not him girls love travels his rebrand tricks us into thinking that he

should still be the number one two three four or fifth best rapper out there because how

powerful his rebrand was in 2010 or whatever that was but he's been around long enough to

where this is where he should kind of be it's the same as the ross thing to me

at that yeah kind of okay so well i'm not necessarily competing

with y'all but then he went on like a kind of a another rebrand too where he was

starting to rap over soul beats a little bit more and rapping rapping a little bit more the

older [ __ ] seem like they have a hard time getting these checks cut from the label that may be the case seem like it i

don't know because i don't know about business but i'd had to call snoop but somebody adapted him

you're a raise awareness i don't care how shout out the two chains and you promised me a chris brown single this uh

this week supposed to be coming this week it's supposed to be it is now you sound like

they're good what just move it come on just bleep it it went real quick from

it's dropping it's supposed to happen yo that's the date that's supposed to be coming this week

i hope it does iffy that's the name of it but i don't care oh i'm not like that

anyway all right never mind he doing he doing that could be if he

hmm little play on words i'm gonna just keep it pushing yo ever since i bought overalls that women tell me to never

wear everyone has overalls but i'm just gonna keep going uh what else is important uh the fake

sun was fake we don't know where stephen smith is we can just and everybody i'm

done i'm done sleepers of this sorry i'm done unless

y'all want to talk about when quincy jones told the truth in that interview and everybody said he's crazy and see now he actually got dementia and don't

listen to him including his grandkids i see it i'll go watch it though so we can talk about it i'll pull it up we're gonna

talk about it right on patreon he was dropping jams on them yeah everybody everybody from the 60s about

what happened when the quaaludes came through i don't remember that shut him down

why was he versus telling the truth sometimes the truth is welling see

fam quincy jones should be able to tell us what everybody was doing in the studio yo true

he was there that's his truth and his experience but she's like when i hit x's and be like yo why are you saying that

about me it wasn't true that was my truth all right [ __ ]

pay up no no oh you you paid up i got you prepaid yeah prepaid you're on the easy

pass yeah women are great yo if you push me away i'm gonna keep

walking well [Music] yeah

thanks you clearly couldn't take a hit before

i've been pushing you away for a year you finally now got the strength to keep walking on that note thank god free

tristan thompson man free him from what he's a doof nah man he's trying to get her to walk

away and she won't oh that was a bad way he tried to do it he he's tried every other way that'll do it

coming here no no no no i'm talking about his girl chloe he's trying to get out of that and

she just won't leave i've done everything i violated everything possible and you won't leave

yeah i hate when the apology works like they stay and i'm not talking about this no more

i'm out i'm out i'm out there's ice that's ice that is ice yo man thank you all for listening

i hope you all enjoyed it you know what you're smart keep us in your prayers lord knows we need to be there until the next time

i bid you would do farewell adios arrivaderci hasta la vista

uh remember life is a series of moments and moments past so let's make this one last as if it's all that we have

hey yo cool mo d treat them right man don't go leaking no more your little grade

report cards be nice to your your peers and competitors

and do remember the baddies are insecure the stagnant women want to travel in the closed-minded women want you to teach

them things you all want to congratulate g spin for winning our big money fantasy football

our league round of applause congratulations i want to congratulate myself nah don't try to

get my praise again [ __ ] i want to congratulate myself for winning our free money league little money league it's a

little money oh the hundred dollars right what up what'd i win 800 or some [ __ ] we upping

700 or some [ __ ] six yeah get you a scar for sure get your bucket

got it you got it i understand y'all holding down out there same time same place

saturday [Music]

you