Throw The Frank

y'all ready back there yeah this [ __ ] with this [ __ ] all these [ __ ] is bugging [ __ ] it

oh yeah they got on his ass too he got to stop it i mean i can't say that cause this

[ __ ] might work yeah but it's a hang gonna stop it and the [ __ ] wasn't bad they just don't

like them oh please she was not i ain't celestia it wasn't bad like i didn't want it was it man what do you expect

from him he makes

he got some dope [ __ ] go listen to his ep uh i forgot what

that shoes what's you about his brother's keeper yeah that [ __ ] was dope

all right we're gonna take your word for it it ain't whole you ain't got to be changed

that's not the ball no that's not the bar no it's not like a lot of [ __ ] that's not jay-z

name him joey i'm joking memphis

that's who i mean that's who i meant to say you know

good to have you back buddy now you bout to come in with some music opinions man hung out with i'll tell you

on the part we're recording oh hung out with my god ish over the weekend uh okay

this guy's a superstar yo oh yeah shut up phil well i knew that he's a superstar yo into the strippy nah

we don't we too old for this trip i'm joking but um we know now we went to

uh went to a little spot to watch the games at oh yeah a little football date and no no no no stop that

what the second this dude walked in it was on popping autographs

selfies photos they swarmed them wait tell me about it come on

ish

don't listen to this guy am i lying you are exaggerating how many dudes walked up to you walked up to us no

i've been in there i was in there for an hour before you got there you've been there every sunday for years they know him yeah

when you got there though what happened yeah when you walked in yo stop your [ __ ] i wasn't there y'all didn't invite

me i'm not even throwing that beef into this cory god please don't listen

oh come on you're making it worse yeah let me get one we have a group chat guys

parks you live in queens so i don't know what the hell is that i have a car he said queen's like it was japan

[ __ ] go to the maldives every week i'll come right over there and watch all teams lose with y'all keep thinking that little line is working yo i gotta go

cause i can men virginia my family and yeah [ __ ] be out [ __ ] santropay and [ __ ] i don't know

what you're talking about yeah what happened when you was in there they i was waiting for them to answer them don't rob me of my joy yo people came

and said hi but don't rob me of my joy honestly let's have a transparent talk we got the whole gang back gang is here today listen what's your joy

part of the joy in this is watching you and y'all like navigate through newfound variables

that exist like like you getting arrested and the beautiful little lady cop coming by and saying hey here

whatever she said i wasn't here hey i bet he found a reason to go back to the precinct though

the only thing i left that [ __ ] been jaywalking ever since

[ __ ] they've been drinking in public listen look so now you go to the bar right and

there's a heat on you that didn't used to exist you used to be able to be low so you know what i'm saying so don't be

caught i'm not disagreeing with what you're saying i'm saying ice exaggerated the situation i walked in ice and ray

had a table and when i walked in and people was like oh [ __ ] is [ __ ] ray was there fantasy football guru ray was

there number two winner of two of the last fantasy football championships in the last three years uh and brother up

in the third yeah he's a beast you know he gets busy all right so that's it no i'm not see that's not i do have a

pod to do i'm not spending 30 minutes on this but you don't want to tell what like yo so you telling make up a story i'm telling you

do a joke yeah i ain't got to lie i'm gonna tell the truth give it to you

all i heard was yours oh [ __ ] ish

celebrating their birthday or somebody's birthday in that group and they just fouled their way over to

ish that's what nah i was like seven or eight that came over to him though and i was like yo you that dude

he's like yo stop playing with me stop playing with me that dude so me and ray like yo you that [ __ ] you that dude he

like you stop playing with me i'll stop playing like fam they're happy to see you

yeah that's love what what that's yeah what we got queued up in the obviously you don't hear nothing i'm saying right

i never started with that ow though this is just the song the music i

imagine to be on when you walk in the bar now you know we give him a little slow motion walk we're bringing it back to

the days that i'll be sure i hear you heard while he walks through these a little bit come on we're taking

it back to it's times right now stupid

[Music] [Applause] hey let me check with the flat police

corey we flat today reflect the day or what [ __ ] definitely [ __ ] the few chicks

moms like you at that age you [ __ ] a few moms out there rain or shine

this is what he do when he on that 80. hey all right hold up man

found another spot out there selling fake aquaponics it's a thing in jersey it's a thing in

jersey i'm gonna tell you what i think about that might not be fake aquaponics you know i

feel like i'd be right so much that sometimes i shouldn't be questioning that's some narcissistic [ __ ] this is their message

a lot yo if i'm telling you that i tasted this water and it didn't taste like aquaponics

it wasn't uncle hold on science for you no no i drink modelo right so if i go to a spot and i get

draft pulled from the cake that tastes different than if they give me a cane

which is same with which tastes different from a bottle so maybe the aquaponic you get because you said the

tops is different so it's bottled different might taste a little different don't make it fake on the crime shows

when the cops think they got a theory they got to get to like

13 different reasons as to why it's that y'all think i go by something different

you think it was just that that it didn't taste like that there's no aquaponics that should make the glass dusty

like it was foggy this last spot i'm talking about when you poured it it was foggy i'm looking

at the glass i touched on my yo you think that's aquaponics he said

no it doesn't look appear to be no [ __ ] the dishwasher ain't cleaning the cup right or something you got it dawg we're

not here to argue about that today we're not here to argue about that today it's cool don't worry about it don't worry i'm here today and today we start with

football god damn it let's go worst take worst take here it is

that's what happened in the spot what one one of the young [ __ ] that came down to talk to me he was like yo

man now that i'm ready to start he wants to tell me about what happened he said yo i just want to let you know my man

passed away and he was like yo that song that you played the song from best man the brother song he's like yo i never

heard it i've been playing that [ __ ] every day it's getting me by oh i was like you never heard it he was like yeah

i said yo how do you he said 25 i was like [ __ ] really never heard it he was like

yo man i never heard that song man thank you so much that song been getting me by

so for you to say that [ __ ] really never heard this christopher williams [ __ ] that be [ __ ] me up sometimes that we

at a certain age where people don't know [ __ ] that's common to us a dj put a a little quick little snippet that of a

playlist he was making of records that turned 30 this year 92

so think about that that's 30. so [ __ ] that's 25. i was in 12th grade [ __ ] 92.

we know we know we know antoine cory was drunk

but nah yeah there's a lot of people that ain't hurt that's some [ __ ] yeah that's real

we owe and some of that [ __ ]

i don't want to hear no i take that [ __ ] over this new [ __ ] you bug hiss

it's a lot of that [ __ ] [ __ ] doggy style is is i'm not talking about that stuff just talking about the stuff at my age

that i want to hear but we'll get to that later we'll get to later i'm here to throw a frank oh that's the other young sling

it parks if you don't get your white ass i think that's pretty funny throwing frank is pretty funny bro

parts sounds like that's pretty fun that's disgusting all right let me answer this what else is this i got it i

got episodes 503 503 uh welcome to episode 503 of the joe budden podcast

i'm your humble grateful gracious and highly favorite host here to remind y'all who the [ __ ] i am since some of

y'all have me confused out there but it's fine i have a [Music]

ice platform now i'm here with some beautiful really lovely intelligent people who are ready

to converse parks is here anne swann is here thanks thanks ish ice is here corey is here and

the young boys are still in the back y'all good back there yeah i love that for us love that for us uh

that's what they did to suck my now it's throwing a frame damn that [ __ ] sounds

like why would you ever take something disgusting

and i'm we're from new york that's that's like it's up there near and dear to our heart

the women's side your family you can't even get mad at a [ __ ] and want to boo bop and when the [ __ ] tell you throw a frank

no but the young kids tell me alex and you correct me if i'm wrong the younger kids are telling me that though the

frank is the warning the frank is it's either that or when you're telling

the story to avoid saying suck my mind is too aggressive yes yeah they've

softened it by saying it's a problem right right right that's the problem generation that's the problem right there

did you tell us to put the guns down she could get active you say that's what something saying that's what the united states

preserving safety so now when you look at it that way go for it man

you're right but why they can't just make up something can't be something new up on its own why you gotta [ __ ] up suck

my

so so alex yeah you said the guns that get brought out somebody said suck

very aggressive you know the connotation on it correct now if somebody say yo i'm gonna throw the frank at you or

something or throw the frank uh you can't even say it right now i don't know how to say it but the girls don't get brought out i don't even sound right no

why because if you think about it make you pose like wait what it's like a warning it's a warning for the suck i

well i'm responsible for an audio adventure here and our demo don't really need to hear

that so many times in the start of something they teach me that the first page of broadcasting school we going to

disney huh we going to disney well no but we should want to appeal

i wouldn't mind now they got the bag over there hey let's do everything to shrink the audience

you want to have that day the [ __ ] part i don't know yeah i don't know what he's talking about over there what a two-year-old listen we're moving on how

we all did that what dick was doing throwing frank's

yo it's hard to be a cowboy fan dog i'm not going we're starting with football i apologize to the women listening that

are not entertained by football talk some of y'all was real sad over the weekend sitting on the couch looking at the

phone for the whole whole day women women be in the football sometimes plenty of women are in the football plenty of women in football i'm

talking about the ones that are not necessarily oh but man it felt good to have playoff football back hell yeah

um so yo man let me just get this out this little quick story out the way because

boy was i peeved i'm gonna try to not be so p of this part but i'm peeved at a couple things

um saturday's game was what what was saturday's game saturday was

the race yeah and the the bills and patriots

and two games exactly kind of how i thought they were going to go so sunday when i woke up

i figured i was going to put my balls on the table now i'm going to get fanduel to my phone

i did the same [ __ ] i'm doing it now i know out there they're saying hey joe it's been legal in new jersey

why didn't you do it before well because i gamble that should answer that

me too so you got to be very careful when you wake it up putting facts accessibility that easy to give to be

careful not only that because i don't want to say i gamble as if like some of these [ __ ] out there gamble but i mean

i have that gene it can get bad fast and i've seen people close to me go through divorce lose everything

because of gambling i have same so i respect it i respect the gambling gods

gotcha but saturday just went so the way i thought it would

the rest of the game seemed like they would go that way to me too i [ __ ] i'm getting fanduel

fanduel didn't have any idea who it was i went through every step yeah to verify

me you have to have to verify you they they didn't know who i was i gave them the last four of my soul shooting they

asked me for my whole social i'm there giving it up i'm doing a lot to gamble yeah yeah they asked for all that then i

got i got on with the agent and [ __ ] was like [ __ ] off or whatever he said he didn't say [ __ ] off but he

didn't give me what answered my issue so i was like [ __ ] it

i won't do it um fanduel doesn't know who i am i'll catch him next week

and then the game starts you're happy i was very unhappy i said no i'm saying after the games were over

were you living that you wouldn't get no pissed off because everything he lived i was livid

i was living we've been talking about this 16 parley we've been talking about this correlation for weeks now

right so here we go playoff time now is the time to do it well if you believe in you i see i don't

come over here just talking i say what i really believe i'll bet on it i'll stand in it and sure enough

jimmy g tried it but he tried to give it away but they won

the [ __ ] uh what was the other game which one sunday eagles yeah eagles and bucks eagles and bucks and

steelers steelers i told you that would happen

and then the monday game rams and cardinals and i just didn't think they were ready

for prime time it's no disrespect see that's the thing you can't say things on the pod without people out there just

taking it as disrespect we were having this talk on the way here but [ __ ] them [ __ ] again people don't know what it is take a frame

take a prank pick one sabret ballpark nathan yeah hey man frank's available for you however it goes i

don't understand take a break but we was having that talk on the way here kyla murray big time big time all year long

number one record he's that dude been that dude in college there's something to be said about the lights

there's something to be said about when the lights get bright have you ever been here before and do you know all that comes with this

tom brady is part the man because you can't throw nothing at him that he that ain't seen like i predict this i can

tell you what you about to do they keep pulling up the stat he's won 34 these things

all the other quarterbacks combined they've won like 19 like playoff games like some stupid stat

so there's that comfortability that familiarity outside of talent

a lot of people got talent kyler murray is talented roster celtic roster's talented coach is talented

but odell been stuck in cleveland for the last five years and was mad at the giants before that

he's happy as ever with a pregnant what he probably just had his kid with his wife fiance there's something to be said

about men when they happy at home and how they're gonna come in and do a job oh now y'all put me in la that's

odell beckham still something to be said about putting von miller on the opposite side of aaron

donald that's just a little that's a lot for the young man is all i'm saying yeah

and the lights got bright and he looked exactly like i thought he would look

under those lights with that team that's not a knock to him i respect that man if

i see him in the club i'd give him a hug he's nice he good he's super talented

i didn't think he would pulled up like that so yeah i was i was [ __ ] up that uh you couldn't bet it i'm gonna try to get my fanduel situation i wish we could

try draftkings or caesars or that or caesar's listen but i mean i want to do one of the cool

cool fun ones i don't that's not my bag draftkings is pretty good but next week won't come without me

betting because here's well we'll save it for the predictions at the end okay i got the rams doing the

same thing to tom next week me too well it depends it depends yeah if tom

they're down tristan works who's their [ __ ] second year superstar [ __ ] left tackle he's in a walking air boot

fournette and uh rojo are still potentially out i don't know what's gonna happen with them if they're all

out then it's random they can't run the ball they're done yeah but listen we don't need to get to that i have the privilege and the honor today

of potting with a cowboys fan i've i've never really had that

before so i'm just going to toss to you because

unlike past years i rooted for dallas this year i don't have a beef with y'all

but the same beef that i think dallas fans should share all year i've said mike mccarthy is ass he's terrible he is

horrible i want to be invested in y'all but i know what's going to happen and sure enough that's what it looked like

to me the floor is yours though um yo it's hard being a cowboy fan even

when we're winning the wins most of the wind still be like the

anxiety edge of your seat [ __ ] like we just played to the level of competition if we playing somebody good we're gonna

play good but we're gonna lose by three your take away from the game

same [ __ ] it's the same [ __ ] yo we play up to the level of competition so do i think we're

a better team than san fran definitely a better roster than we are all i think so no question and a better

coaching staff i know you just knocked coaches but they have two of the most sought after assistants defensive coordinator and offensive

coordinator and you know what happens then what happened jason garrett who are these people had his pick up or whatever team you

want to go to dan quinn and um what's my man's name the offensive coordinator

they have interviews lined up at every team they don't tell me nothing that's true that says nothing to me about the boys

club and how the seats rotate i think a lot of things played a part in this game excuse me and dan quinn is like football

royalty yeah he is so it's like he's doing a good job there though but

well what happened [ __ ] i think this is about to tell you i think in the first half

we did cowboy [ __ ] dak played like [ __ ] the whole first half

and then in the second half we start to turn it up and we play against the next team and

the clock we did the [ __ ] all season long we plan against the clock and the team and we start

catching our stride and it's too late and so that's what happened we yo san fran look like [ __ ] in the

second half they look like pure t [ __ ] in the second half well we can still move the chains a little bit but we started turning and

some turnovers the penalty start coming the penalty start moving the chains for them watch what that man dude on next week

they can get their ass whipped next week yeah it's gonna be bad yeah probably even though they played earlier in the season and it was a really good game but

i don't know because new green bacon in green bay of recent years they have the ability to get tough too now

true you can't just just bully you can't just bully them off the field like that like the old packer team true not sure yeah

and roger's gonna get that man and then go do pat mcafee's show an hour

later yeah pat man this morning i had oatmeal like he's been

he's gonna talk about some other [ __ ] i like that too yo i'm you know like that i'm a dad guy i just don't know if dak

has the swag enough to command wins that was the thing for me more so coaching is

he just jack wasn't clutch like he was supposed to be when does pat mcafee take off that's actually a really good question what's that when does pat

mcafee take off i don't know if he's interested in it

he dropped them shit's like like when bmf uh had the trump food truck idea

like he'd throw him out like that but anyway there he goes no i i just

don't know if dad has the the cowboys don't have no uh

all right no like when you watch a cowboy game right they don't have the killer instinct they don't yo they don't have no swag

no killers yeah it's just not it's boring watching us you think that so is it like they don't have an identity damn near something we don't have an identity

we're not a running team we're not past like yo we just it's blah all right well thank you thank you for

such an impressive take let me talk to the steelers fan over here give me some applause

why because we're free we're free free from the shackles yes

we are free give us free man thank you ben thank you for everything

thank you for it thank you yeah you did but your time has passed you've been holding my team hostage for the last

four or five years true and the entire league has changed that

type of quarterback that you are past your prom we ain't gonna cut it

and we need to come on coming in here with spice for your team no but i'm not saying nothing that i haven't said i've

been saying this i've been wanting been off this team for a minute we had antonio brown le'veon bell in their

primes damn near and couldn't get it done like you have a super high power offense

on paper and it's kind of we played the same games all year and last year that ish

was saying about the cowboys they gotta i didn't the idea of stealing football is keep it

close and win at the end fair if you watch this game against the chiefs they went five possessions

and three and out of them well let's be clear they should not have been in this this game but yeah there in this playoffs but you're there and you got

an experienced quarterback who hey i've been here mm-hmm i can rally the troops and get it done mm-hmm good defense the

defense did they part there's no eli but the defense did their part though i disagree with them no no eli

he's no ela ben don't be looking that bad to me nah he's been looking back it looks terrible his arm is out of gas he

can't throw deep yeah that's it you can't do that and that was kind of a big part of his game can't throw a deep ball he was having a big arm at one point

and the fact that he could he could evade some tackles exactly yeah yeah that's out you couldn't tackle you couldn't tackle him now you now he's

like a linebacker yeah so it's just that style the the league has changed now you got you especially

even then i just look at our division all right it sounds like these [ __ ] just doing a lot of whining man what you want me to say

young band would still work in this league young ben is similar to uh uh uh

well you said it you thanked him yeah i'm not good listen now let's go let's go get ready to compete in this league

that's all i've been wanting i'm ready to compete bill's cheap so you got it well we are on production predictions now that we can do it bill's chief

chiefs yeah chiefs it's in casey it's okay

i'm going bills though

the man will not the man will not be out in the second game of the playoffs this year i'm still angry about the tom brady

game last year i'll be there i'm not letting josh allen stand on my way sorry stefan dude you

want to go to the dallas game support your brother bring your ass back here get your ass back over here get out of

dallas kansas city is a tough place to play though the chiefs i'm going cheese uh

and i'm going bingles i mean i don't know if that's so much of a bold take i'm going bengals by

probably two touchdowns i'm with that yeah michael bengals too they are filling themselves in

predictions we lose the might no look look at that huh burrows mm-hmm he got the um

my my question is how does how does derek my question is how's derek henry look

i wouldn't care i don't care hopefully it looks amazing and had a

great breakfast what they gonna do if the bengals get up two touchdowns that goose is cool and the bengals they're gonna get up

about you touching you can't run the ballpark i just said yo joe burrow is really him from the

cigar at lsu i i ain't need to see this i didn't need to see this it was him then yeah one of the best

college careers ever right and then he got got drafted got hurt behind a weak o-line and then they brought in his man

that's what who's also him yeah jamar chases him they both in separate rooms

walk with that you can see it and then they go do it in year one and arguably year one it's

still year one it's still kind of your one i'm not it's 1.5 yeah it's one and a half yeah yeah the bengals are them and

you're gonna have to deal with them now for a while yeah you have to deal with them for a while they they

you could lock them up but anyway i picked the bengals by two touchdowns or more or more that's not disrespect to

the titans i know that they the real deal but i believe in the bengals i do i got it i do i believe in them too but uh i'm curious about how dare you the

packers are gonna smoke the niners they're smoking them it should be a tough game but they're gonna smoke them

they're not cool and uh and i got the rams over the box

sorry tom i'm going bucks i don't i'm never been against tom i don't usually bet against tom thomas tom

but in my lifetime the way that beat tom and for him to not be tom pass rush password is dumb boys

and i think they did that with only this game in mind oh and the chiefs if they

have to see them those are the only two names that the rams have been worried about especially sean mcbailey he heard all that [ __ ] y'all been saying these last few years

yeah he heard it i'm not leaving my rams bandwagon i like ramsey and if tom do it again then that's never a bad way to

lose a bet that's tom but i'm going rams i'm on tom i think tom know who who matt matthew stafford

is i think aaron rodgers knows who he is you all know i'm big on him you are i'm better

yeah i like him too i don't think he's gonna be the rams have brought in everybody that i'm super big on i don't think they're gonna be uh

green bay in that nfc chip though thanks

i heard you last podcast about your picks i don't respect pigs don't why i nailed all my pictures of the raiders

then you didn't nail all your picks and they should have won because of that [ __ ] whistle so you didn't nail all your picks like i

did you hit the uh patriots yeah dallas no i did not no i did not no i did not no i

did not got that no i did not i had the bills and i had the niners you weren't here it's on

i had the bills and the niners remember i said the patriots will play a good game where's that game at y'all said buffalo bye-bye

i'm not picking the rookie quarterback in buffalo anyway what's up man what are we talking about how y'all feeling what's going on

what y'all want to start i'm feeling good what y'all want to start with we got strange crime they got his ass thank

god what they got his ass who who the guy that just pushed a 40 year old lady on

off the train track in front of the train to her death it was uh saturday the same same day as

wildcard weekend disgusting it was apparently a homeless man i don't know what kind of man it was

but i just want to alert people in new york city about the mentally ill

in the subway system yeah i think the days are gone where you can just stand in front of a track and wait

for the train that's disgusting wait so then wait so he pushes pushes

the lady to her death escapes attempts to push somebody else

is unsuccessful and escapes

and then he turns himself in i'm not shocked though and then he turns himself in and says hey

i just committed a murder that's the selfish [ __ ] we living in and then they got him

and this is him coming out of the precinct

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oh god

it's disgusting it's disgusting rest in peace today young lady

no the fact that he got away was crazy twice yeah yeah and i mean you say this because we all have loved ones that take

the train mm-hmm sure i'll take a train and this is just not the way for life to

be lost let's say 9 40 in the morning pac probably was packed probably you know

it's packed probably know it's bad people going to work i didn't mean to start that way but

listen 2022 is still on some [ __ ] which is why i'm gonna highlight this strange crime thing i don't mean to see it but i

see it i don't care about this not beating me down here

also we want to say rest in peace to wavy navy pool who was killed this is

from uh nbc news who was killed in an ambush ambush shooting as he drove with

two young children i can't imagine it and a woman

i can't imagine it rest in peace rest in peace rest in peace and thank god those

children and the woman were were safe yo dogs hbo max ain't playing with

netflix whatever you've seen it you've seen it what i'm putting new foot on they [ __ ] next soon as netflix

announce it yo we raising the plans on everything again yup fifteen dollars

like the third time in a year but we're going up hbo max said all right

we dropping 20 on our monthly plans with better content yeah

that's sexy wait what yeah yeah that's the game netflix lucky they got

ozark coming this month because that 15 is starting to look a little shady in the light

i never turn on netflix anymore yeah we have you know that's not mine i told you y'all tell

it threw a curve ball at netflix because netflix was spending a lot of money on original stand-ups

yeah and once you couldn't do it but they were you know that whole comedy

section of theirs yeah when the comedians couldn't do no shows and just original content period yeah it

was hard because i noticed when and that's when i got pissed off i know a lot of the british shows are good

but every show they was just getting from somewhere else yeah and putting over dub on it and it's like yeah stop

playing with me dawg like what am i spending money on this for they probably was going to come up

buying some squid games for well they used to be they used to be like a dope side thing

you'd be like yo they have a bunch of fire shows and then they got the foreign joints that are fired too and lately

it's just been like not that [ __ ] again a lot of [ __ ] had to shut down a

lot of [ __ ] yeah i want to just throw out that we don't say it but it's not netflix and chill

anymore i think that little slogan true yeah lulu and chill for sure yeah hbo max's

still stars don't flicks and chill even though you're not watching netflix and that's the problem they cornered that that was

a problem with that no [ __ ] that it's just like like i was explaining to you all about when you were talking about the oculus [ __ ] before uh-huh same way

you'll say you'll go google some you might not type google.com right right the search you can find it

the phrase google it true it's that's what but you know what make me mad about that

their arrogant acid they didn't even [ __ ] come up with that we did that's true true we came up with netflix

and chill and they was just on the internet around that time and seen it and started marketing because there was the only one

that was doing it from a business standpoint why wouldn't it i just think it's a cop well i just i think people saw we need a

rock nation to go talk to somebody because it's the same because not forgotten i'm watching the same [ __ ] happen right

now anything you see vr related everybody's calling metaverse i know true that's true yeah it's facts matter versus just

facebook's name for vr but because they threw it out first you jump out first [ __ ] everything is

metaverse and i'm like fam that has nothing to do with the the metaverse is just meaning facebook facebook's version

but netflix and chill don't have enough out there for them for them to continue to have that real estate of it being

called netflix i think at one point they did and yeah they did some of the [ __ ] so look it wasn't somebody saw their

their their approach and stole it eight ten twelve other [ __ ] stole it but you know what i'm

mad at that because that was our guy argument to girls saying it wasn't a date

that was where that came from you know why i'm coming to house [ __ ] you mean we're gonna watch netflix and

chill that is exactly where it came from so how did they taking the fight that

real [ __ ] stood on yeah listen maybe i'm bugging you no no you're not

you're not bugging me you're taking the fight that a lot of real [ __ ] died on a sword about yo

new ladies had our head this was [ __ ] up for a little while yeah no here they come gonna do this we don't even get

point zero one something percent come on mathematician they don't give a [ __ ] but anyway at least keep us at ten

dollars a month damn yeah and they were and they jacked the price how about 15's get a little you're getting a little saucy

now other actors all these other platforms got mad other actors new [ __ ] cuz the netflix [ __ ] spot was

the place where like the not no disrespect like the kind of washed up actors and the new actors was

going well that's just happening like you was damned reinventing yourself

[ __ ] on my left don't hey don't talk about jared butler whatever you do that's my man he's not washed up though

they put him in there yeah but no that like the new up and comings was going to netflix

the older actors was going in that production company and getting dope little [ __ ] and reviving their career now you

got all these other little [ __ ] like oh you can give him 20 grand you can give him 20 grand you get and they creating dope content yeah so they stole

netflix's model and and the other the other beasts that they had to deal with is the hbo's combined with

fox and disney and hulu owned by disney have all the [ __ ] content in the world already in the bags yeah they got

back content they are back like hbo is got all the warner [ __ ] nah but the news

she got him rocking the new [ __ ] that was exclusive was the [ __ ] that had them rocking yeah

because you got both yeah i could give you my whole catalog exactly give you some new fire disney plus came out and

was like look we take we pulled all our marvel movies off of everywhere else all the star wars [ __ ] which is two big huge

brands plus all of our original [ __ ] it's right here you know it confuses me a little

bit but it doesn't you know when netflix just seemed like they would really throw a cog in the

game podcast that would have [ __ ] a lot of things

up for people it would have like if they would have to arrogant yo you'd be too arrogant you'd be feeling

yourself well no they paying to do who they want to pander to like they have some podcast something they have a

netflix black or that i don't know they got something like that but imagine if they took their audience and their tools

and did like well just put 10 we don't need it you're not going to see decent camaro ever move

from showtime ever no ever showtime get it they get it hbo got one

too hbo dude a lot they got trouble yeah give me my money so i ain't going to go home y'all need to cut a

they they do it they do it i could go on there on a humbug and be like oh some [ __ ] because there's so much old fire

too that even if you like can't find nothing for some reason you can throw on a curb or a wire or a eyes or something

like that you don't even have to go hbo's content they got all of the star i

mean that stars um fox and uh warner and all of the dc [ __ ] is up there dc yeah

all of the a cartoon network adult swim [ __ ] is up there yeah yeah all of the

um cinemax all that's everything is that [ __ ] you don't even have to go look at the hbo [ __ ] now their backlog is too

heavy that's what [ __ ] them up too when they lost that little office fight the office and what was that seinfeld

friends they lost that's the only thing that's keeping them but they lost two big ones at the time and it was like yeah and that was

when i was having an argument friends friends who keeps the lights on is it the million little shows or the two big

shows i always bet the two big shows the big shows because it's always too big because because

right now while i'm talking all this [ __ ] about netflix i still put on seinfeld at the end of the night when i got nothing else to watch or whatever like

that helps that helps them otherwise i'd probably definitely be out it's exclusive yes

gotcha so let me advance this conversation this tv conversation because boy do i have a

finale to [ __ ] on i didn't want to start there i'm i'm with you i'm with you get that [ __ ] with somebody god yo yeah

that was some [ __ ] i'm so glad let me tell you something nobody got eight let me tell you something huh

i don't even wanna i don't know i was on my phone let me tell you listen and i want to

apologize for the people that i got up to episode five i'll take this

apology up to epic no the first five episodes when you're leaving it in your imagination they could have still killed

it right this is where it went totally wrong for me and i was like oh they don't care

about the audience no disrespect to vic mensah but when they did them shrooms

yeah yeah that rooms don't make you want to eat people yo where did what shrooms were though

i had troops a lot of that behavior was totally unacceptable

even for shrooms and the next day there was awesome yo i'm hungover like shrimp

what are y'all talking about right there's people that never took shoes because i believe this [ __ ] i'm like oh okay that's what they do no and i got a shout out to my girl mitsy she held it

down yo she's the only one she's the only g in this group of [ __ ] losers i'll tell you what

turning around for me and i told you all off mike is when the [ __ ] teddy bear caught on fire in the plane i was like oh it's about to be some [ __ ]

[ __ ] now this is a mess yellow jackets like a piece of [ __ ] you should be ashamed

though yeah he was a hundred percent right oh my god wait showtime yellow they're all of the

yellow jackets and their coach you're old man cool y'all hold me up

y'all owe me an apology for that [ __ ] cg uh cgi beer

yo if i could give an award for the worst cgi i've ever seen it'd be hard to

kill a sick dying bear with a [ __ ] knife by the way yes and the girl just stabbed the bear and the beard just

chilled word the beer didn't have any adverse reaction to you stabbing him in the neck

or even approaching this show with the [ __ ] crock of [ __ ] [ __ ] sorry sorry showtime you had me for five

episodes actually showtime at least for a month or two off the strength of that because they'll sell you on some [ __ ]

like don't don't do this again don't do this again they didn't even show me the black mom being the one to climb the

tree outside of her son's room for a whole season we know it was you okay yo

now season two high town what a finale oh don't spoil it oh i'll

close my ears yeah wait what are you doing what are you doing

pissing me

[Music]

that might be one of the best finales i've ever seen and how they did it it's not series right that's just the season for that no

it's just the season yeah yeah it's only season two they're definitely coming back oh no but they are episode nine

they could have ended it there for me nah but episode they've managed to close

every single thing that you thought there was no way for them to close and that's all i'll say what an entertain

and they're set up for everything oh they made the next two seasons look like a piece of cake

beautiful round of applause

hats off yeah y'all smoke that hats off to y'all i love that show so i can't wait to catch up

high town is season one still me too season one is almost like a whole different show

oh [ __ ] all she do is she got you on season one two yeah she got the best hands in the business

oh so y'all don't even know oh yeah yeah yeah no she's a she's in one i need to learn how to do that by the

end of season one i was like all right i'm gonna watch season two but i'm a little sick of this and they got right

to it season two gets right to it whole different show it's like the wire season one in the wire season two really

but in reverse um i like that though you want to see growth no you know

season two all right that is the end of our time

everything we've discussed nothing we went backwards today yeah we went backwards

i'm cool with that yeah me too is there anything really musically to discuss i mean yeah yeah

do we really gotta do that yeah like it like what which part well listen

let me start with this ah

i'm just gonna start with this and i'm tossing one of y'all okay as somebody that has dissed

women on a lot of songs that's your bag yeah scoring man back

you're top top one of one i can yeah you are you are that's we had we had a little joe budden

listening session the other night you're the man by the way but you're scoring women bars or scoring man bars are

[ __ ] untouchable bro i don't know you're a petty [ __ ] [ __ ]

i don't know if that's good or bad but you recorded most that [ __ ] so you knew that already but just listening back now some of it

is like i was like wow jesus why'd you say that i was a little immature

but listen as someone that's probably top three at least in this category all right well fine

i gotta give you your credit where you get your credit man i'm the pettiest [ __ ] ever to live when it comes to women why what did y'all hear

man bars are damn are you crazy no i wrote them so i mean i think i know the old way

alone

i can assure y'all that you cannot put that song out and expect to be invited to the baby shower

or kids children's birthday party now this topic is tough for me so i

ain't really going to get too into it because it's triggering right sure this stuff is triggering but i am objective

and that [ __ ] looked nuts at that baby shower

he's like oh come on you wasn't feeling a little pinata scene

is that what that was i he should not have been invited to this thing

i'm sorry it's more you know the people you know i'm going to be you know i'm on the dad's side i'm on his side

but but i understand i just understand we saw your whole studio session from

the night before and you happened to be on a song with a [ __ ] that

dissed your baby mom's when he dissed mine

yeah well why would you be at that studio session yeah but okay yeah sure buy

girls we buy guns baby yeah cool this is a meme game made up too it's fine

but then and wear the same outfit the next morning a me in new jersey shouldn't know your

whole run of show all the way to the baby shower he ain't sleeping so look

damn i don't like talking i know it's triggering i know i know um it's tough think about this and we could leave it

and we ain't got to get too in depth with this you kind of be on it like the man's right side i'm on that side yeah

of course right but you understand but not if you are threatening a woman or no she feels threatened you have a trigger not if you

have a trigger not if you've been where you are not we don't know what you are capable of or

what you would do or what you would say the nigga's been on public forums going ape [ __ ] for years this is not new true

he's been on public forums before calling out your your sex your mother your this [ __ ] that

right fam you might show up here in one of the moods and embarrass everybody here

so as a woman you kind of like uh you don't even know which [ __ ] you gonna get

but now i am gonna argue the flip side of that which is

we've seen many times the denial of being able to see my child

is what's going to send me off the top true it's going to make me jump it's going to make me he don't need

that to jump though i know he don't need that to jump i get that the night before [ __ ] you

had the bunny hops you was on a pogo stick the night before i know so now it seems like that could

potentially be the icing on the cake right so you as a mom with kids family friends

etc etc what do you do i'm not trying to let you come here and

[ __ ] up my kids yeah i got some beautiful and on top of that dog have your own party that's what

i was getting ready to say you take them on your time and have your own party because now what got to happen is

simple because now we're going to have you can't come here it's a scary situation you have weaponized your audience

so now you can come here because i'm trying to be as least messy as possible

but now i'm going to go upstairs now i have to remove myself i didn't see

any footage of them two together and it's none of my business but she gotta go somewhere if she don't

wanna be around that here real messy none of my business what's

going on but i mean they both do their best to make it my business or their publicist or somebody

involved sources close to kim kardashian and kanye west address kanye's claims of not being invited to chicago's birthday

party say yay suggested having two separate celebrations i don't like that the publicists keep me

so up to date with that's weird with both both sides it's none of my business i don't want to know i pray for

everybody and hope all is resolved i keep saying some [ __ ] just keep it ain't our business stop putting your [ __ ] out

there dawg we don't need that they're living both of them so like this [ __ ] is unfortunately i agree with you i don't

have to do it not just that y'all [ __ ] you know when your kids start getting interested

in you publicly doing all that [ __ ]

there are innocent little children that's all i'm thinking about i don't care about y'all can do what y'all want to do

is kids involved stop putting the kids in y'all [ __ ] also i would like to shut the [ __ ] up

generation to start happening at some point i'll give you a goof yeah both of them i'm ready for the shut the [ __ ] up

gentlemen i'm the last time i'm not gonna do that let's let's slow down what was apparent

from looking at kanye as someone that has gone through similar instances

it was apparent to me that he didn't have very much experience in this

arena and it was also apparent to me that he didn't have much experience

being powerless yeah and those two things have nothing to do with her

or the baby so i'm not gonna call him a goof for not knowing how to respond when some

of this stuff is happening because it's tough i'm gonna try to have compassion here disagree with that but before you

do i'd like to point out and maybe this is for a separate conversation the dc sniper said this was the only reason i'm

out here while it's because i can't see my kid and the court denied me my kid in real time we saw kevin mccall

kind of behave a certain way that's all i'll say about it from the denial of his kid she's kind of

wiped him from the history of the kid new man new last name chains of papers

this is dad he's not safe not fit and that's none of my business too

more [ __ ] that's none of my business but we do know listen i've been in the mall on father's day wanting to buy some [ __ ]

and didn't know my kids shoe size absolutely like it's happened to me and and didn't have the number to call and

she wouldn't pick up if i did call like you just standing there in the mall trying to guess and boy is it sad it is

it is sad i'll tell you it is it's tough i can imagine so that you you say what

yo you can't claim victim and volunteer right so when you are doing a bunch of

[ __ ] but you powerful your ego start talking

he's an egomaniac we've all seen it no question right so now you want to do whatever the [ __ ] you want to do now you

got to reap some of the the consequences that come along with your actions and you think because you

have so much money and because you have so much power you don't have any recourse in your actions and she showed him something

different [ __ ] you're not gonna get on a public forum if you was really about your kids

you're not gonna be on a public forum embarrassing me the night before and then now you want to come to the

[ __ ] function and act like you family guy you can't do both you're right sit the [ __ ] down and act

like a family guy if that's what you want to be and stop embarrassing me your kid's mom in public stop talking about

you you know i'm saying like shut up can i count her you can and i agree with you so not counter but out i'll add to that

boy is it tough to get there when just a few weeks ago she was there in support

of the donder release i'm in support of you and that is even more reason why you shouldn't be [ __ ] trying to embarrass

me in public yeah and i'll add even more what i get

as having gone through a few of these is i do get kim feeling like

my [ __ ] i'm trying because i'm who i am i'm trying not to get the cops involved yeah

fam really trying not to pay

if i do that who cares about your house across the street yeah like don't think

that she's just out here willy-nilly she's trying to have some bruh she's trying to she's trying to be in the job

about this [ __ ] that's what it looks like she's trying to be an adult outside of the pete davis outside the public system no outside davidson

pictures when you don't have to engage you don't got to do that you could be having a [ __ ] relationship with this man without the people showing it on

time magazine people magazine cool or or it could be knowing that

all that i'm trying to get my girl back and all that you get the people on your side because again they care about

listen listen they care about that [ __ ] though ish yes they do not now no they

care about that the kardashians both of them not now you don't think they care about that do not i think she has four

kids and she wants to be happy well she got enough money she's done everything under the sun i think they want to go on

and open dope ass businesses what i'm saying though is i think she's over i gotta show that i'm over that

my way of showing that to keep the so y'all leave me alone as well is i'm with somebody else could if i if if

she don't pop out with nobody ain't no telling what he yeah we working on it we doing this we doing that trying

to i would always on this one unfortunately i hate that you're all about to make me [ __ ] understand davidson a little bit she has

to kind of but in that instance the role of that new dude isn't to be

understated when like she's going through a lot with with old boy or old work like

the person who is there to console they ain't doing [ __ ] but going to pizza sponsors

i'm doing what i'm doing if i dated a new girl i'm just out here minding my business dating a girl yeah y'all

throwing me in the middle of this [ __ ] whirlwind that i don't really but you ever have to and but he's also

taking the world with like [ __ ] it is what it is i'm i'm taking the girl no i didn't necessarily know all this was no doubt

but to put yourself in a position to have to deal with all that scrutiny and all the people saying that you know

you're a piece of [ __ ] and you should get [ __ ] kind of yeah i changed my mind a little bit on that davidson's role in this that's that's

not an easy cross to bear it is i agree because maybe he maybe i take that back because now maybe that don't look so

clout chasey from pete down and i said that look so i'll take it back he might have liked

this girl forever you got an opportunity in which to we all like this girlfriend my stance was if you're if you're a man

so you put your foot down certain ways but that's kim kardashian what you gonna do you just gotta console her and cameras come with her wherever she is

that's the game and now you got it that's what i was saying i take it back joe was wrong pete davidson was wrong josh ellen i was wrong

no you owe josh yeah me and me yeah i apologize already bro yeah my bad he

was wrong but not only were you all wrong i was trying to disrespectfully wrong yeah man y'all i went crazy a

little what we did i just said he was no you said don't stop because you do that a lot you say one thing we use awesome

i was just only i said he was 10 or 11. that wasn't just he was playing like 10 or 11. parks

i posed a question i said yo let me ask y'all something is josh allen some me

you said i mean it was inherently me y'all got right to smoking and we smoked him y'all smoked

him yeah and

[Laughter]

you [Applause]

before this is a big deal gonna uh gonna get in the number one spot oh that's amazing why this is the second week they

both dropped the album again that's not [ __ ] beating the weekend out on anyway

he got it last week nah weekend got it last week did he yeah all right so there's fake

news yeah they both dropped just the deluxe they got a better okay oh no i think i thought this came in he

said the weekend is doing that [ __ ] again where he drops the album again the next week with with a tweak and the same

thing gunner did when he put the drake he did a record song this is [ __ ]

you're right you're right my bad i still do like that song though yeah i love it i should have been in the first one

all right check this out man what's up [ __ ] internet brad bastard what's up

let's get our beef out of the way come on let's get to know each other cause you [ __ ] swear you hate me but you hear every word i say let's go through

it y'all are not gonna make me feel bad for saying i don't listen to an album and i

won't you little internet weirdos keep making

normal things be weird and then i spend a lot of time on internet so that [ __ ] might [ __ ] with

your psyche um did they call you a bully

well then there's that part too because i was i haven't i have something to add i think that i think that some of them

see me as like some type of rap critic bully yeah that's angry about his career

and where he landed and uses his platform to just [ __ ] on people who they

say are way more successful than i um

i mean i guess i guess i could see how somebody could say i don't feel like that i don't think there's numbers i don't see it that way from my

observation but then you stuck because when you give your honest critique and it's a negative critique then you're a hater

hater bully idiot but then when you give a critique and it's a positive critique you're a dick rider

that's yours but i mean that's the internet yeah but [ __ ] them [ __ ] i make my position very clear and if you missed it

ever in my 20-year career let me give it to you now i'm on the side of music

the end i'm not trying to be friends with none of you [ __ ] here i don't call none of

you [ __ ] y'all call me what the [ __ ] are we talking about here and shout out to the people that call me

i love y'all we have a relationship right but most of y'all know who know me

y'all know me so no i don't give a [ __ ] about being in anybody's good graces but on the flip

side of that and music just oh it's music if somebody hate me and they keep dropping fire why

do i care they hate me i'm a fan first i got the fire there's a lot of artists

out there i've helped to ral into some fire that was awful a little bit so now i come in here last week

and i tell you guys honestly see i don't even get respect for that

ain't none of these other [ __ ] honest at all they all just dancing around safe

saving relationships or getting a check from [ __ ] or getting a check i'm one of the lone

standing honest wolves and everything i say they take as such

they never take it in like a lighthearted manner no they never take it like it's disrespectful they take it

the worst way they could possibly take it's because it's you and and you got a track record of which coming

off that which is okay that's why but that's my problem with this because when you let the internet and the blogs like

run rampant with things it could be divisive for artists

and it could make it look like i'm trying to tear down another black brother which i ain't

but i certainly reserve the right to not listen to something and say it or not like it

no no no that yeah that too not today but these little sensitive [ __ ]

not liking used to be the beef now it's oh you didn't listen

no the [ __ ] didn't y'all hear the last time i didn't hear that [ __ ]

what'd y'all think cause y'all [ __ ] tweeted me angrily i was going to listen no

i don't listen to most rap i'm speaking to y'all from like me first of all rapper joe didn't listen to many rappers

because then you think of a line and then be like oh did somebody say that before that's one but two i had it's too much great r b sabrina

claudio's dropping soon like it's just too much r b out i ain't rap dude

why are y'all still even listening to me about rap takes i have no idea

i gotta force myself to listen to these [ __ ] rappers i do except for estg but he don't count

because the bad [ __ ] play them if you didn't want to hear estg

or smoke you're gonna hear it or [ __ ] uh frito all these [ __ ] uh what's the

other [ __ ] the little the a young boy all these [ __ ] don't

listen to kodak but guess what gotta hear it know why

what y'all thought i was being superficial and shallow no this comes with the studying of music

who are you making it for what region who's listening to it who's your target audience

i don't want to hear certain [ __ ] and y'all ain't gonna make me throw the [ __ ] sucker frank

because earl is my man they want to come up with every reason why joe is mad at earl like if you know joe

do i give a [ __ ] about any of this stuff that earl impersonated joe on i'm doing the [ __ ] show do i care no honestly

we laughed about that he did great actually he smoked it i saw one person in the comments um one

of the that one of the blogs posted about it and he was like yo joe don't listen to rap so why is this

news yeah i don't understand and i was like somebody got it but the internet goes also not for nothing

if they're accusing you of bullying right so they want to bully you why

is it okay for earl and them have to have bullied you then when you were [ __ ] [ __ ] up on drugs and depressed

and [ __ ] you they're crying on tv about you and they don't call that bullying but now if you say you don't

listen to it that's [ __ ] about when joe says or does something it's always taken as malicious right

versus whatever happened before that was laughable and ha ha ha and i don't care

about that was funny he was funny i mean i was [ __ ] up at the time [Laughter] the best the best word dark time

but it was funny our little funny elevator ride is funny yeah can earl rap of course as long as [ __ ] could rap

that's the end what what what's the big deal right what was the big deal here joe didn't listen no i didn't

and i still ain't well no i'm not

i'm not saying i have to be funny

y'all should be talking about it more instead of attacking me right right like well now you're asking people

to be real fans put your energy into where it should be because the only time i seen you [ __ ]

talking about it was in reference to me it's weird you new generation [ __ ] are

weird i don't understand that's why i don't leave my house i can't get you [ __ ] and y'all clearly don't get me yeah

if you all love him that much he should be platinum and i'm not going to say that no not even you don't have to be platinum but

i'm exaggerating obviously in the manner in which you're defending it it's not more pro-him it's more anti-you right

fam i see one all every blog report about it reported his comments

about it i didn't see nobody just said yo earl drop new project such and such i

didn't see none of that so it's like y'all don't care until it's not somebody y'all don't like say

something about it right that's where it get weird for me like are you friends or are you fans of what

he don't like yeah no they're they're fans of hating on whatever he says that's cool

but i ain't gonna hold you you aren't that though they do hang on to my every word yo

except for the good thing and go out and scream earl [ __ ] yeah sick

yeah [ __ ] it's mixed well shout out to guru he mixed it

it's a lot of people i did i just was home in disbelief that the new kids have made oh you didn't

hear it bad well you won't know you didn't yeah no no no no no yes i won't hear you saying

you won't listen to something that's a slight now right it should not be like we can't let these

soft ass [ __ ] change at all dog i put my uh for 2021 i put my favorite and i titled

it that way for a reason these are my favorite albums of 2021 yo why you ain't got this one there this

is missing i'm like cause it's not my favorite i don't that's not what i listen to right y'all know me i know what type of [ __ ] i

listen to that's what's gonna make my list nah nah nah this ain't right you gotta

you gotta hear this though no i don't right it's okay i don't have i don't know it's called mine

huh it's mine it's mine yeah if you like it yeah yo i just i disagree with your

list because this should have been on there my responses put it on yours then they get to trying to insult my

character it's also it's like it's like ah jesus

why do y'all need people to co-sign what you like if you like it that's what i don't i just i've

i've never understood that no way i'm supposed to all agree with everything like you know how corny that would be if we all agreed on everything all the time

it'd be weird robotic she would be right that's the algorithm

they want us all to be the algorithm good point but it's like yo if you like something

if you're the only person that like you in your circle it whatever on your timeline what so what

like this [ __ ] it's fine if if a thousand people say they don't like it that should not affect you indeed

but today to these kids is whoever they look up to or respect your opinion

everybody groupies like we just rock with everybody else rockwell yeah so i it's some [ __ ] i don't like i was

listening to uh one of the songs you loved today and i was like i don't know why joe a lot of [ __ ] which song

the kanye favio [ __ ] and i was just like yeah that [ __ ] was just blotting me i'm like

oh that's pretty cool it's a pretty cool pretty cool little diddy

no no no no no no no no it comes out no it comes on the song comes on

they come on though off the grid yeah it comes on no no no no no no no don't compliment it now

now that i got my serato out no it comes on i just want to make sure

i listen it's blocked i listened to the lyrics it was all right the lyrics was all right to me that they

liked the uh gaming [ __ ] i'm gonna be honest i didn't listen to it oh okay

like i saw it came out and i was like okay i'll get around to it not that's not

saying it's trash or i just did not listen to it that happens especially when they release some weird times just just yo

dawg i'm not gonna give my opinion i'm gonna sound like the funniest [ __ ] to ever live no just with the youngsters y'all they just like what everybody else

likes like i really wrong but that goes with everything though i know like yo it used to be your program to the [ __ ]

algorithm no it used to be regional [ __ ] like if you went to if you went to dc dc [ __ ] used to dress differently

if you went to um baltimore they had their own style you went to philly any philly yeah now everybody wears the same

exact [ __ ] did that the internet did that so now everybody gotta like all the same [ __ ] nobody don't really have their

own flavor no more like certain areas had a flavor like again if you went to certain certain sides of town used to

have a flavor true true canal i call it something more updated than flavor

she was mad fat you know what i'm saying no it was a group now everybody

good group everybody just does that we like what everybody else says is dope like you could really not

[ __ ] with it it could be okay or look it could be okay it's gotta be trash it could just be all right but because

everybody else saying yo this [ __ ] is fire this [ __ ] is fired from everybody gonna say it's funny where's maxon

oh and they said maxine relaxin what's maxin like this verse effectively changes

how pete davidson can walk around yeah that's corny

it's corny to me my thing is me it's corny see what i don't like about this i'm gonna tell you

what i'm like you even saying that it's corny one but

kanye is another one who got cult fans that's

that's the part that this [ __ ] could be in the grocery store and somebody assaulted like i said yo we i i just saw

for dating a girl in l.a chopper same [ __ ] just happened to him in the airport

because of a nba young boy fan wants to run up on you now hey them fans ran to my house

that's true yeah see look i got a fighter [ __ ] in the air in the airport dogs yo i'm beating

you up [ __ ] i'm gonna earn this no fly you catch me in new orleans i'm gonna earn this one oh no watch yeah you're

gonna get hurt i'm gonna earn this no fly for real is that what kids are doing nowadays yes

these [ __ ] got influence again pete davidson somebody could really run up on this [ __ ] and punch him in the face for

doing it and then pull the camera out of course no they're gonna have the camera out before that's

regardless of anything we think about the lyrics or whatever he has had to up his security costs without a [ __ ]

question okay but let's take it deeper than that and i hate to be that guy let's do it if pete davidson is the person providing

solace right this second for my kid's mom

then this entire verse is nuts like

because i'm with ice like the bottom line gotta be the mental state of her

like it's you got to put you to the side right now this is a great verse it's a phenomenal verse

about your personal [ __ ] i champion that but not when it's teetering stalking

not when you buy the house like it's the behavior in totality right for me no you

talked about it if you bought the house because you want to be closer to your kids

admirable cool it don't look like it that's my point just don't look like it the all so now you can't be mad at this

stuff you girl kids as a shield i tell a woman the same thing don't use your kid as a shield to get back at your part all

the time all the time

this is near and dear to me and thank god that a higher power pulled me out of this

like in great standing with both of mine this is you lucky

yeah man are you looking but no i did the work though let me let me start there though no i did i did a

lot of work i did a lot of work i ain't just gonna put it on luck luck yeah i'm hanging my

hat on that as a man as you age you're lucky you're lucky that the work worked no you don't know i'm lucky that that i

had people that allowed the runway so that's where the luck comes in

because you're powerless over that you power this over how how mom is feeling [ __ ] if it's up to you it could just be

up for you for life you can do it you could don't do the work don't matter and now and now and that's when you see

the guy that's a better man to the new family and boy the two pictures look nuts

but one went and did the work and now he's showcasing it in a manner that he would have loved to

over there it just gets tricky but i understand what you're saying

go ahead man just go ahead right every yeah exactly every situation

ain't the same so you can't put a generalism on individual situations you

know what i'm saying what i can say is at the end of the day the kids are supposed to be the focal point of all of

this goofy [ __ ] so your kid's gonna be able to go back and

read this yo this [ __ ] had a twitter rant my [ __ ] about his baby's mom see but stop

yo having sex now we're gonna have an honest talk [ __ ] i told y'all to leave this [ __ ] conversation but that's

where doing the work is important because we all know the right [ __ ] to say in these instances

and i should have been thinking about my kid that should have been at the forefront of my brain when i was evading

paying my child support running around they had to book me you had to get me keep going

yeah i was smart enough and old enough to know that my kids should come first indeed but that's not how i was behaving

because of my own ego and or i'm rebelling against indeed and so i mean we know that but how often do we just

[ __ ] put all that [ __ ] to the side and just move for the kid first

um like i want to be a little empathetic to [ __ ] when they get to that crossroads and now there is some of your

own [ __ ] involved you got to learn to get out your own way indeed they did that with me if i did that for [ __ ]

11 years now whoa i was around you for some of those years and i'm not even trying to

bail you out some of those years you was broke okay yeah right some of those years you

really didn't have no bread like that oh that's true so that plays a part in this

right like dog oh family be careful it's funny it's not as

it's not even a man of care that you could even give in some of these situations there's nothing you could say

there's nothing that you could do and some of these situations that would better them so uh this is why i'm feeling empathy

for her because when people have mental issues and we all i don't know kanye west but

we can all agree that he ain't necessarily the most stable [ __ ] yeah at all times okay right so he's

showing that so he's shown that to the public so only imagine what she's seen behind closed doors what i was saying before only imagine what she's seen

behind closed doors she could have had her brain so again she is potentially

trying to protect whatever they got left like dog i'm trying to give you some grace my [ __ ] stop seeing that's my

before i go far far far left with the [ __ ] i could really start calling you hear what i'm saying i can start

telling [ __ ] that you nobody don't know and this is my beef with hip-hop because in hip-hop we champion this

what this yes [ __ ] laughing well it's a good verse i mean from a technical you know

artistic standpoint but hip-hop can't just always be the place where anything goes

it and i mean i know that is what it's been but yeah yeah but should something stay that way

at a trillion dollar business it is a fine line because i mean it's a

super slope in a fine line and all those other uh bro on that on that what's the name verse

the favio song he talks about yo he's comparing his money to his baby

moms like what if what um i got the heavier bag down so we

don't even compare yo you sound crazy to me saying that on a verse

like every time this [ __ ] talks now he talks about his money and how kanye and how this money is just so important to

him he talks about that [ __ ] all the time [ __ ] the half of the nori interview was

i'm a billionaire i'm billions up now i could talk to these white people however i feel like it i'm billions on billions and billions like my fat ass is the

billions well you know well because you know that's what he puts a lot of stock in no and he takes pride in

that cool any any you don't make you use that he uses that he leads he leads with

that and he's the same [ __ ] though that'll cry victim when tata was looking at him sideways well i was about to say

the one line that stuck out in the interview for me was no matter who i am

tata see me as this because tata is this [ __ ] from new york and he's who he is and it don't matter

and i see how cool i get it how much money i get he said one other name

that looked at do that for him but i don't know who he is but

so how do you now throw this money out like i'm better than other monsters in hip-hop we allow people to create

these alter egos that are much more powerful than who they are in science

but that that's who he is and that's how he looked when he put the phone in his face

and started talking about he looked like look like every other man

the first thing that's that money wait the first thing i and yeah that money ain't saying that's the first thing i said

when the clip showed up with him at the baby shower i said you know what's interesting about this

boy hip-hop is funny he look like a real doof here

but if you take him away from this scene and put him anywhere else in the world it's kanye west

right it looks cool it looked right all black mass costume it looked like i am

in character right hey but black people know your family don't care about what's going on out

there hey when you get home we're gonna see give me that chair boy we gonna see who

you are no we know who you are we we know the real you we gonna see all you say

they know yeah but we look at them pictures and they just don't look like

con you don't like yay it don't look like this cool they're gonna tell me i'm hating right now but i

just unfortunately have a lot of experience in this type of stuff

yeah man i'm a leader salon i'm glad he was able to go shout out to travis kylie

whoever was able to facilitate this maybe and i hope they get this together behind closed doors yeah that's the key

lead is behind closed doors we don't need to we just don't need this we don't need to know this we don't need to see

every step of this i don't think this [ __ ] is gonna work and getting your family back

at the end of the day oh that's another tricky conversation to have you

but this is the issue with that man i told you i want to leave this to trigger this issue with that i'm gonna say this

i promise i'm shutting up the behavior is not how you get your family back up running around with the

22 year old girl moving her in your house uh now julia fox justin the boy

everywhere the [ __ ] houston girls all of these nasty stories the behavior is not how you get your family back

but it's self-medicating for not having your family that's a cultural mechanism for him true now you can do all of the

[ __ ] that he's doing i don't think that's the problem without the cameras that's all i kept saying and i don't you

could do all the [ __ ] he's doing because again he lost his family you need that

feed off of that well you're not a victim [ __ ] you're a [ __ ] volunteer he feeds off of you can't cry victim

when you are a volunteer you are controlling what is put out to the public and you in come on my [ __ ] yo

stop i don't know disco not for nothing this comes off as a [ __ ] that

is saying i want my family back for the kids but it's really just the control part like yo nah i just you

can't go nowhere that's what it's coming off as i don't think that oh [ __ ] she really found mustered up the strength to leave yeah i

think i think he won his family better no no no i think he wants his family back i do i think you've lost the choices

that's the tough pill for men to swallow that's one you have lost the choice that's why i think that i think he

really wants his family back i think that that family was a safe space for him man then go to court [ __ ]

and that's can't get it back huh court won't get your family back court will allow me at to see my

children on a regular basis family is not just the children but you keep telling me about i want to see my children i know i'm just i'm

that's what i'm saying i'm saying emily is not the children well you're not getting her back and there you go

i mean maybe you will i don't know but if you was all of this ain't gonna help your cause yeah right it's nasty this is not gonna help your cause getting her

back and i don't think that hanging out with women and all that [ __ ] it's the other [ __ ] that [ __ ] that up

fan the hanging out with women is cool sorry sorry we can wrap it up but go

ahead no somebody just know hanging out with women it's cool that again for some people that's a coping mechanism

you don't got to be doing it in a way in which you're doing it you just don't we ain't got to see it yo dawg it ain't no bigger artist in the

planet than jay-z and beyonce you barely see them [ __ ] on the social media you barely see them and again that's why

jay-z tweeted this weekend that's my design my [ __ ] and it seemed like that tweet really ticked him off

yeah and i keep saying while you wanted that album wasn't as bad as i don't care what

he said in the past yeah not to me that album was we disagreed when he said it then one is

it's fire it's probably like fourth or fifth for me were we on record when you guys were

was it on record we were doing volume three was that that's patreon it was volume three patreon yeah what's the

real stupid [ __ ] one of y'all said on that patreon episode which one i don't know what's ice right black owl it's

better than what volume three that that is no that's not what you said not definitely black album is better

than volume three that wasn't the thing that was due no what i said was i'll tell you what i said you said stupid [ __ ] i didn't see anything still

no what i said was volume three is a bottom three bottom four hole album no that wasn't the one that's not what

i'm talking about either somebody said that one album is better than like reasonable doubt blueprint like it was

one of those but we can move on yeah what a whole tweet uh uh quest love said our main argument is

his hate for volume one it's on my hopes hate he's embarrassed for trying to make a monster and not putting numbers up but

a lot of this lp contains his best moments fight me yeah word yeah and he added them fight me uh sc

and hope said agreed more so i know what could have been so it haunts me streets

is watching was the first song made i know and then you understand what that's like yep

you understand what that's like as an artist that's why i'll always be robbed of my growth moment like from to put out my correct

sophomore album with a budget and label support but a lot of move music too [ __ ] was on

there it was a blast but you robbed that i understand what he's saying so he views it differently

than the public but for us i love volume one

very high the only song i don't like is i know what goes yeah that's the only thing that's the only one i know what girl's like i'm good on that

but in 97 no i'm trying to rock with that too yo lil kim was little kim she was you know what i mean

someone i'm talking about even today but wait time out every song on that album goes today yeah sunshine is on here

somewhere yeah yeah yeah i like some children i love sunshine the video made people hate sun sunshine that's where it caught all of them but that's where it

caught all the flash sunshine

a lot of this album was influenced i think puff i think we had a conversation about this a long time ago but i think we've had every jay-z conversation a

million times here and here we are

all right how much hole how much how much hope appreciation do we need here

let me let me move us on let me put on my my cape for another outstanding artist

right but i'm such a dick man i got to get better but this goes into me saying

i'd be apprehensive when people send me music early i do i know it's a privilege

i'm the same way i recognize the privilege in it i speak from a position of prayer i get that part

but when you hear it early you might miss the drop and you miss hearing it

just with released ears there's a such thing as released ears i know i sound

like a lunatic but it's true that's true no i want to hear it with the rest of that say that too i'm the opposite

really yeah i like i love the um drop i mean like once i get music

sick and i love it that way because i can enjoy it on my own without seeing

i don't need to see nobody's hype around response like i don't need to see people gassing up something that i might not like or vice versa well you know how

many times they've sent me songs early and then took out my favorite part of the song when it was released or you get

demolition on something yeah where you hear it one way and then the film finished final version

i always go back to my version of damaged with the uh sample a little louder but anyway um oh no with the

sample cleared um but here i am again man

so my guy at a [ __ ] lake gold yep you know him because i well you know him

because he's him but i've played this song on the podcast before oh my god yo

this dude is really him now i gotta let this rock for a little bit out there hold up we vibe give him a

little bit all right turn this off man cause i'm gonna start shaking my ass in a minute twerking on this [ __ ] couch [ __ ]

what this [ __ ] still trying to take me shopping what's up they still in there [ __ ] in there some [ __ ] jumped in my

dms yo i said man if you don't get your weird ass to [ __ ] out my ideas you can't say

this you can't call somebody weird shot you can't do that ish you got you light skin with green eyes you know

i told that [ __ ] get the [ __ ] out my dms but you can't do that yes i can it's my dm

no look how homeboy approached me [ __ ] say yo we going to keep it on the low

nah let me read it because i'd be posting little pictures here and there on on the insta story

right he wanted some of your stick to frank

now he just repeatedly he just keeps responding to my insta story i ain't gonna say his name that's the homie

that's the who that's the homie it's a homie he said i don't mind the gate the gay and biased

[ __ ] getting their [ __ ] off go ahead and get your [ __ ] up [ __ ] i'm sexy

i understand it i've seen some girls short circuit but when they do it and it goes bad

boy there's some loopholes they can really jam you up publicly boy if

if they land on the wrong side of that emotional roller coaster you was trying to be reserved

protect [ __ ] but they still got mad and boy did they drag you to the mud but anyway these

[ __ ] i don't know him to do that homeboy said they'll stop playing with me sexy

and then he doubled back with hi daddy i be daddy a lot

and then he had enough he said let me suck the white hairs out of your dick

look at this all right come on let's move on yo let's move on oh so anyway you can't get offended at this stuff

unless you make your position known like you can't assume everyone knows your sexual preference so you have to be able

to share it and then if they continue then it's like all right dog what are we doing here like another one of [ __ ] hit me was like yo let me be a dirty

little secret and i was like yo that's the [ __ ] wait hold on

you stealing my [ __ ] hey he might

all black people don't look alike yo i told that [ __ ] get the [ __ ] out my dms fan

you can't be my secret nothing oh i put them on ice in case i changed my mind

we not built you right [ __ ] we not them [ __ ] that say let me take you shopping i ain't just shut them down

i did what the baddies do leave it there for a rainy day in case i see a boat take a bag i don't want to pay for it yeah there you go

family you street booty no i'm not [ __ ] these [ __ ] i'm saying for sale

i mean i'll enjoy a nice meal if you don't expect anything in return

yeah this guy's a [ __ ] cook anyway so listen back to new music right

anyway back to new music so out of kunley gold hits me he says yo

huge fan of your [ __ ] now mind you he's that dude to me he's like the man to me

and what i mean is even if you don't relate that they're gonna judge me again i said this in my earl take i'm pretty consistent

if you happen to be around something soft and throw on that kind of kool-aid gold

experience it for yourself right they respond it gets softer

yeah tenderizer he's really him yo so he hits me he's like yo

huge fan of your [ __ ] bro he said it he's like just spoke so humbly and just like like he wasn't him he's like yo i'm

putting something out man love for you to hear it i'm like yo please i'd be honored he sends it over i got a hectic day i don't get right to

it he hits me back a few days later yo big dog did you get a chance to hear this

project i felt guilty because i hadn't heard it yet sure

so i didn't say anything i just let it sit there i hate when artists do that [ __ ] so i especially

hate when podcasters do it it can be tricky

and then like life started happening and [ __ ] then i got a new phone scammers [ __ ] sprint kept texting me like wild

[ __ ] going i got a new phone and i ain't get around to it and then he hit me again

today said yo did you get a chance to check out that project i'm dropping dropping soon

and i said no but i got a new phone that excuse that's a good excuse it's a

good excuse [ __ ] up i got a new phone it was hectic back then but i'd love to hear it

please resent you're a baddie you know all the battery life with the new phone

all the batteries got a new phone oh man and he sent it over again and this time i didn't hesitate i didn't procrastinate

i just hit play from track one

i'm just gonna let you know what i heard my it's the morning it's like 7 30 in

the morning [Music] oh wait now i feel like a powerful king

now you have my attention me too oh oh my god

[Music] yo this kid don't play you don't play that's nice he don't play

he's him i know what this do already should be your dog that's me tinder yo

fam fam let me get this let me get this in the sound cabin

yeah she got a little short dress if i could get my thigh move going with this one

wait a minute your thumb starts bro oh my god yo

don't play around yo you stupid yo so i hit him back immediately yo fam

i let it i let it play i said yo this [ __ ] is fire like all the way through do you mind if i discuss

this it's like please feel free so this drops february 4th okay a couple

is his single that i guess is coming this week it's called mercy none of this is out

and he didn't pay me this is just from one music lover to another if this is your bag uh-oh

oh man i might need to get to miami not south beach miami this is miami the other my uh uh oh

man shout out to my ladies out there that know what's going on man y'all want me to play er bad [ __ ] [Laughter]

no disrespect that's just where i'm at as a 41 year old

hey all right now he bugging listen the whole list sounded like this

i can't wait sounds tough february 4th now you don't play now that's him dawg

yeah no i know i know let me shut up man that's fine let me shut up man no he went crazy yeah he went crazy very

excited about that there is some other music that has been sent to my phone that i can't share but

[ __ ] is gearing up dawg no doubt [ __ ] is gearing up depart them though

what because they might shut everything back down so [ __ ] had their [ __ ] in a tuck you know i mean i think it's i don't

think we're getting a shotgun [ __ ] down no more we and and this year we're not getting uh projects that have been

halted and these are people actively working right now to release in spring

summer like i'm anxious i think this spring summer is it and then they're not locking them down again

no i don't think so they're not look at they they spent too much money doing that that's all they care about they're not locking us down again yeah i

can see it they're they're basically how do you feel you could go to work yeah go to work

i don't care if you don't dramatic for tuna i don't care if you don't go to work we not locking you down if you ain't

getting getting done you won't get no sticks no stimmy no yeah you're right you're

sending the uh the test kits to yeah test yourself right yeah good four for

free but wait wait let us know after they just went and told you yo the rap it ain't that accurate well yeah it takes

it takes them anywhere you take four days this makes you feel better go ahead how many do you want usps is sending

four test kits to your crib for free that is crazy but but when the pandemic

first hit they said we couldn't do that right we can't they was like why don't you just give everybody tests uh i can't do that while we're on the

topic i want to send love to stephen a uh i posed the question a few weeks ago why is he missing we haven't heard

anything and he came out and said that he had covered a real bad case uh and that he had all the symptoms he

almost died he said this as a vaccine he felt like not almost died right he felt like he could possibly die and i want to say

that stephen a is fully vaccinated he is so that was that was his experience pretty adamant about that a fever of 103

degrees every night woke up with chills in a pool of sweat so yeah that was my version of kobe 2.

it was [ __ ] up like it was bad for more than one day yeah

oh it's hitting everyone different too it does i know some people are like yeah it's a little scratchy throat i still ain't

caught it yet me either nothing my dog yeah she was something i was holding it down until i couldn't

taste the food or smell some [ __ ] i got the nerve to have all of my colognes right on my dresser too you

just stare at it damn i should look like it smell right nice

oh no you're awful yeah none of that well i mean i barely had a tunnel to breathe through so i mean

smelling shouldn't have been my first concern but it was and that's how i was going around trying to test when i

got better sniffing everything like brooklyn or my dogs [ __ ] strong [ __ ] too

you can't smell the coffee yes yeah that's a wrap yeah can't smell it that sucks prayers to stephen a smith

yeah you can see it in his face i'm keeping the world you can see it in his face i can't every time i look at him he looked like 12 million a year

i don't i don't see nothing but such a yo play the bird you're a bird

see i know he might have lost weight probably he's making me out to be a bird but i think that when people get like

life-changing money like you can see it sometimes absolutely like stress old stephen he used to come on and kind of

give a little fuss about where his hairline was and how the ladies might have responded to it

look it looks as confident as can be right now i'm sure same hairline don't quite look the same it don't look

old a little sharper oh just came back oh steve used to he used to throw that [ __ ] on for his

tax bracket but he would never he would never just start [ __ ] on everyone's suit ryan clark would come in here and

put his suit to shame not today not today

you don't see him in nothing left still be sharp though no ryan clark is still my favorite my one of my he's one of my

favorite guys but ryan clark looked like hey my wife and i put this together and this is that [ __ ] stephen a looks like

oh it's money time i spent even in this when he showed up to the ufc when he got out of espn and showed up to the ufc

fight and walked around so you gotta catch [ __ ] outside the element he showed up over there like he was supposed to

black white seq sequence sheen little chain little change a little chain costs

more than your big change i'm still from you got to watch the little chain gangsters out here with

that little that little [ __ ] little change is it maybe some [ __ ] get the right little chain maybe something and

stupid-ass hip-hop some for some reason wants to continue to promote bus downs why yeah why please somebody explain it

they don't yo we endorse the stupidest [ __ ] in the world yo you devalue the watch you don't know the

value when none of the [ __ ] diamonds the jeweler you bought it from can't tell you you're just buying some [ __ ] they don't

have to [ __ ] ain't real they don't even know that well they don't know that cause they not even test them with the right tester nope they test them with

the tester that say oh that [ __ ] is fire there's another little attachment that's a tester that they're [ __ ]

they get down to the bottom of things they got the little tester that just says this is glass and this is not glass

basically that's what it do uh that's the test that you see them running around with but there's another tester that tells you what that stone is

[Music] and we got to start you know what i'm gonna just start pulling the parks and just coming on this pod and saying the

[ __ ] that i need and want and i did that in the work like you came on here uh i forgot before black friday one of them shits i was like yo i need a tv yeah and

mad people hit me just say yo let your man know like i got it for you what's up no i got him a tv

for the chief for free just come down [ __ ] [ __ ] with yo what you need though what's your name king tell them [ __ ]

what you need no one of these dudes heard me over here talking about a watch that fancy rollie like you ever been talking about it

watching the watch guys jump right in oh you wanted them [ __ ] see no no

let them hit you that's what's going on with the baddies they run around sharing tricks get your own dialogue i only have

a dollar on me but i had i had change in there everyone here knows that we record here

i have change in here they all said the same response they wasn't saying that to me

who you're saying it too you almost saying that to me y'all know what you're saying you still got extra money in there of course we didn't say the word

at all last year four goals in there right

for free previously go ahead just put the bucket yeah put that dollar in there anyways they don't carry over

every every every last week i came with some singles i'ma come with some singles um you do that

i got a feeling i'm gonna go get something delicious can't get all of them yes you can

yes you can she did what she was doing yo you crazy just me right

now i got it stay left hey

oh yeah so uh i said something about a watch somebody jumped right in my dms the name somehow named watch master or

whatever it was dog if you need something i'm the number one distributor in san diego whoa dawg

what's up i'll jump on the plane you gonna fly me out you gotta find me out there

it's a beautiful city yo it's sad he's just probably in for that shot

look they don't even call it flown you getting flued out you know every woman that has offered to fly me out i

declined it because they want some dick okay

no that was the end of the sentence i know that's why i know what to say so you and

do you all right i'm trying to god

no you declined it because you you didn't want to [ __ ] though that's what you're saying right yeah cause you knew strings come up

i'm not jumping on a plane to be treated like he's saving himself he treated like a piece of meat from some strange girl i don't

know oh no i will do the flying out around here treat them like a strange person that's

what i was trying to get you i'm with you king well i treat them special i know special meat

meat i'm talking about i'm talking humans oh you're calling them the impossible burger

you want me to dab you calling women wag goo taco time out look are you trying to flip it on me i'm asking a question i'm

on the outside of it what happened listen we said you don't want to get flown out and treat it like

a piece of meat yes because that's what come with the fly out no but then he said you said i'm the one that fly them out and i said

you said would you i've responded to that already i said i treat them special i care so you treat them like a special

piece of meat and that's what i don't understand about women because women call us dogs but they want sex more than us all of us

every single one and they're not really smooth when that's all they want from you like they really treat you like you

just get a little gross you just dick no they get very aggressive they behave like that they'd be sleepy and it could cheap and it can make you feel a little

cheap as a man sure you in the kitchen i don't treat i don't treat women like this sausage they sleep you know i don't i

don't treat women like that not like that today today today yeah you can't today no

actually i didn't do it back then like even even even what y'all would have said the game was was providing the girlfriend

experience y'all would say that or y'all would say no no i'm a

cause we kind of act like there's value in dick that's me and you but it the [ __ ] ain't doing that

so that's why when i say [ __ ] like yo i turned down the flight cause she always just won the [ __ ] it sounds nice you know me you know

that's the case i know that's the case with you you know when i'm running from running from wow cause you don't respect

me as a man i'm with you i

ain't got no joke around we understand you looked at me that wasn't funny no you're still joking you tell me yeah

we still gonna get our jokes you should [ __ ]

because now she look at you like for the rest of your life like that another [ __ ] on the hit list no you can't do me like that [ __ ] she

should be honest yo cause dick ain't special the way that vagina i want to say [ __ ] but that's gonna sound ugly dick ain't special the way [ __ ] ain't

special like the same way you great with it it's another one great with it the same applies on both sides so

if that's all you're looking for in the experience once you get it it's like that first high it's gone now so now if

you're dealing with a woman that just wants to disregard everything about who you be because she got that she got a whole hit list of dicks like her

favorite dick she was able to get him she procured them [ __ ] yeah so now you gotta love me right

we sound nice right now we'll go ahead or maybe it's just me that sounds nuts when y'all finished

you took in about eight minutes go by and her legs still shaking

it's different dick that's all i'm saying i'm just saying that it's different then

you you don't get looked at as that check off the hit list [ __ ] i'm gonna keep it a buck

we talking about that person or just in general anybody open it up it's trying to talk about opening up but

man you crazy it might not even get that far with a person like that who's just looking to add you to a hit list

i'm not even letting you get like i just wanted to i just need to know what i'm in there i hear you you in there all

right macho man yeah no when you when you i hear you you talk about it anybody i think and we all say

this first of all we all man we all got egos and we all got all that so on that first

outing i

i don't give a [ __ ] i'm not talking about worth none of that [ __ ] i'm saying somebody that has

if you checked off everything on your hit list right and then you come across a chick that you want to you want to hit you know

it's nothing for you to get them you ain't really interested in all her she can't bust she can't put it on you

like that hold on [ __ ] she can't if you don't let her because you just want to be know what you just said to

some of that [ __ ] you won't be prepared for you

and you said yo it wasn't nothing to you it's something because i ain't one of the [ __ ] that just immediately it's

something yeah because he's been playing yeah yeah he's been running from it or something now it's a chase involved yeah but

you gotta work now it's me you gotta work for this to some people no [ __ ] me and leave me and i already have

i already have abandonment issues to some people to chase what make it worth it

i don't need all that now i know i got it i'm good hold up for a minute this is why men don't talk to men about things

i'm sitting here being as vulnerable as i can be transparent mad therapy sessions to even

discover that about myself and look at my man man for the last half of many years

wow

[Laughter] can i read to you gentlemen what my what my pattern said this morning you're i'm

sorry what the [ __ ] is the pattern what is that like when cavemen groups you know that's like dog

historic just bums yeah we all don't know what a pattern is but you yeah

get educated in here i'm gonna get a sewing machine you ain't the brightest when we take it out of algebra

you know tell us about your moons and [ __ ] yeah yeah the pattern app you guys and this is not

an this is no and this is not an ad they need to start paying us for this they should start paying us for things

this is not an ad but if you bump into enough women

they'll tell you to get on this pattern app and give them your birthday actually they know your birthday so they put

their birthday and your birthday and this app tells you just everything about y'all too

how y'all will fear romantically personally friendship the things that y'all will struggle with

uh uh strong points weaknesses it does that well no no no i'm listening i'm i mean you can dismiss it i'm just telling you

what it is i'm just listening i'm just telling you it's the new school a b c d one two three four five remember the girls used to do that yeah notebook yes

that's exactly yes is that what you all got from what i just said

she was doing this [ __ ] hey y'all pick a corner

get this [ __ ] out of here man yo this is what you can't tell men anything

though yo you cannot share anything with me yo this [ __ ] said she played mashed

with you that's funny son apartment yeah my back streets

a shack

you

now what now what look see look what happens if joe becomes a sore sport yo you really turn it into a bad b yo i'm

telling you this is what my pattern app said to me this morning let's hear it

i'll share it with you guys even though it's private information this is like a wish like if you tell people it doesn't come true

no okay no this is going to exist forever

here we go the pattern says

it can feel like joe's romantic partners is love is conditional

when they give they expect something in return if he doesn't respond in a certain way

or doesn't do what they want they can become angry dramatic

and emotional instead of just communicating honestly they get defensive and insinuate he

doesn't care many of their overreactions are inauthentic and just another form of

manipulation

let me ask you questions you have found a way to validate the ols series so when i tell you that i have these abandonment

issues because women that i've really put stock in and invested in and cherished

didn't seem to reciprocate how could you just laugh me out

like wow man wow we stopped talking for a little while your questions

about your your what happened man do you think that generic ass [ __ ] only applies to you

no that's why i shared it no but i'm saying like we all you know we all don't anything

i'll talk about us us for got it i'm pretty sure i don't know your dating

history can say we've dealt with someone that this could apply to us

i too to answer your question yes so it's just like this these generics

this what i just read said nothing about one of your partners maneuvering this way true this was very specific

in most of and i don't think most men share that experience i don't

i don't think most of parks's past relationships have treated him that way i don't i don't think most of yours have

treated you that way every man don't fall into that box but continue to dismiss this let's do it no

i'm just saying this a lot of these horror schools

it's just they say very generic [ __ ] that you'll pick out and choose yeah this applies to me but

it's kind of generic i understand that miss cleo was pretty generic and she was a a a scam and a gimmick and a front and

a liar but that didn't that didn't that doesn't mean that i didn't believe in medians

true mediums sorry mediums that's true yeah mediums like there's going to be there's

[ __ ] versions of this i mean and you might think this is [ __ ] it gives a lot of information when you

go to therapy a lot of that [ __ ] there's a hint there's a go deeper button where it'll tell you more but anyway

come on where we at which i want to talk about i just said fail oh there you go it's going to change your dating life though see i

know y'all are laughing because you're all a stupid man but if you just get into the world a little bit it'll change your day in life

oh well you're not trying to take no more i'm sorry i'm sorry i'm sorry sorry sorry i'll take it back uh where are we at who wants to cover the baby's new

record the sneaky link anthem all right you want to break down the uh microsoft blizzard

oh yeah yeah yeah that's because that sounds like fun yeah i don't i don't yeah um yeah microsoft

has announced that they're buying activision blizzard that's [ __ ] crazy that's insane uh for 68 billion cash

you know explaining significance for somebody like what does it make somebody's popular game and that's just one arm of it they make world of

warcraft they make diablo what else they make then you look activision makes call of duty like

king makes candy crush like these are some really big king i know these are some huge games that are now coming

under the microsoft umbrella it it's it's a leverage 68 billion dollars cash

cash no don't forget cash no that that cash all cash not stock options we we got to spend hundreds yeah we got

spankier now i don't know both sides both sides in this deal are happy yes oh yes great

business both sides are extremely happy in the studio yes great business because i ain't gonna be the idiot to say that

68 billion is a low ball cause it's not i'm not gonna beat that guy but what i will say is i am positive

that they know how fast they'll make that no that's good we we took it to a certain level

we can't really take it any farther so we built up market share we we're going to sell at the top they could take the

68 million of [ __ ] that we already got and take it to 200 300 400 i'm sure you get them

saying yeah but we don't have the capability to do that so it's a win-win for everybody it's a great business yeah

i'm just waiting to see what it is for for certain games like like specifically like a call of duty that i mean they

might do timed exclusive now no [ __ ] so what happens now when call of duty and y'all got the oculus on and we're in the

virtual reality well no no you get what i'm saying yeah i get that part but

like i could see you falling down the stairs right now run running

when they get real i gotta tell you all about that too i played my first real game in that [ __ ] like real where i'm

loading the gun and cocking it back and that's what i'm still waiting to hear your last thought that she keeps stepping on

um you know microsoft makes their own gaming systems and platforms

so that's what i'm talking about like like a game like call of duty is available on playstation it's on you know it's on all

platforms them scooping that up i'm wondering what it does for the game

i'm sure there will be some perks which i'm not qualified enough because i don't know yeah i don't know i don't know but i'm just looking at 20 years but from

somebody who i'm sure they will have some uh some some perks you know whether it's the might be time exclusive because

i've seen that happen where it drops on this system and y'all don't get it for another year

but with a platform that this that's so big the title is one day i'm sure it will be a year not a year but you give

them something yes it's just an idea yeah or there'll just be different features that you can get only on the xbox that you won't get on playstation

i've got to go check my um microsoft [ __ ] but uh yo could you

get on your ground a little more so we can get some bills from the jbp

you're not getting bills on the jvp billions of billions oh that's my job wow look at the way he put something

right go get us some bees go handle that which

is funny that's the same thing i thought when we were shooting that little [ __ ] real estate uh

piece of content on you and you jumped on there yeah my name is let me show you this let me show you this cool house i built

i was like well we'll never get to billion that way huh [ __ ] will not speak like he has some life but you like

the other creators these [ __ ] will get on on facebook instagram give mark zuckerberg all that [ __ ] for free and

won't do nothing for yourself that's not me [ __ ] you all right well next time we do that have a little more pizzazz in

the in the [ __ ] don't let envy and homeboy like out pizzazz us like us

because it's just the smoothest [ __ ] man but that's what it is you got to learn how like yo this [ __ ] hey

you've been in front of a mic yo when we first started he's like yo it's tonality it's inflection that's

wrong with you [ __ ] i know you heard of that [ __ ] word i know mad words

[Music] when you say him one thing you say it

like this chill chill chill chill chill please stop please stop everyone in the

it please yo what's world please all right pardon me barbie okay let them sound flat

that's some fun they're going mobile game they they're this is huge

no that's all of the great decision all of the great decision making that

all the thought that went into like to go into some of these decisions like

microsoft and nft and all of this weird [ __ ] going on i probably have said this before but

my sons are just gonna blow through all that money when i'm out of here i don't know if they're gonna hold it down

no i don't think so um trey maybe but not not lex

i don't know a trey would either but see trey was lexa will be growing up in it

you understand what i'm saying lex will be going to certain schools and experiencing certain things that trey

wasn't privy to mm-hmm you know what i'm saying so some of the [ __ ] that'll be second nature deluxe trey still is going to still be learning

lex's gonna come up in it you know what i'm saying it's like you [ __ ] steph curry as you dale curry is your father [ __ ] the the drills that [ __ ] be

learning in college stefan learned in fifth grade yeah seth curry learned in fifth [ __ ]

grade [ __ ] that they teach at [ __ ] junior year college so he got bred up into that you know not

no disrespect to them because they still had to put the work in but lex will be growing up going to school

with certain [ __ ] and have a different curriculum than most kids have in in in a city especially in public schools etc

his curriculum gonna be something different good point you know what i mean

your kids and your schools my issues right right my poor baby trey called me

saturday morning panicked like the world was about to end dad

dad dad yo dog they chasing you or something though dad you'll never believe i'm in a

jam i'm in a bind yo what we got to see man what's going on

dad i left my car parked right here last night and i didn't go anywhere

and someone hit it they sideswiped my car while it was parked dead i didn't even

go anywhere i know you was like wait wait wait hold up go start dying yo dawg i had the

biggest laugh in the world cause i was the same [ __ ] that said son a car is a responsibility it's a

bill it's not important to just have a car you have to be able to maintain the car they cost so insurance easy pass

tickets gas prices you got and maintenance it was blowing his mind

that he was he had to pay for some [ __ ] oh what cuz this is the head man

mom told me to call you naturally um all right i like that

teamwork she said you would know what to do i say well

this look like one of them things you probably don't want to run through insurance because let me teach you about what happens

insurance goes up you probably just want to find somebody get it done yourself

looks like it should run you about 12 well run me you know what just go bring it somewhere

go bring it somewhere we're gonna take care of it and then i had that moment

that every dad has i said oh [ __ ] wait dog

let's count together february

march april how many months is that he said four

i said you [ __ ] right you're 21. it's coming he keeps it no

i'm listening y'all have kids it makes sense when he broke so y'all are going to say this to

your kid when your kid is 14 15 13 and they're gonna laugh in your

[ __ ] face that [ __ ] gonna seem so far away when you start somebody yo when you're 21 hey

[ __ ] man get up until the day comes you are formal

yo i'm trying to figure out the party i'm throwing for me what we black dads

are you right yo dawg maybe i'm from another one no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no i'm listening stay there we

black dads you [ __ ] that's that's an achievement today or or maybe it's time at 21 does the dad take

responsibility of your birthday parties now like your mom ain't bout to get you lit

for 21 chance you don't know the baddies like what do you do

like when i did the countdown out to him it was really to me too like oh [ __ ]

what are you doing for your son's 21st birthday and what are you doing for you i'm celebrating dawg you should i'm

celebrating i'm 100 sure i am that's the round of applause to my baby god willing that we both make it to see that day but

i'm partying like a rock star i never thought that day was come when i was evading the [ __ ] cops over that bum-ass child support whether

i had it or not i just never saw this day [ __ ] seemed like an eternity away

and this is when they killed black black dads especially for celebrating when a kid turns 21. be clear i'm this is not

the end of childhood i'm still paying like they'd be feeling like dad shouldn't celebrate

the end of child support even though i disagree with that oh

i do but whatever anyway let's move on uh buy microsoft

yeah yeah [Laughter]

yeah buy it or [ __ ] work harder now buy it you gotta buy that this is

great buy it let's do it buy some of the rest of that [ __ ] while i was down too everything's down everything's down cop

everything yeah cop all right what else is important for us to get to you wanna do the uh

mike tyson allegedly agreeing to a huh oh yeah yeah right we're here now we're here now i want to see inc

you'll see it i hope so you will and then we have rumblings there's going to be some other they've agreed and they've

agreed in good faith they took a picture together they shook hands uh

and what i know about mike tyson just in the brief time i've spent with him he is all for the new wave of boxing

like he is all for taking it out of traditional boxing hands and doing [ __ ] how the normal way of getting done that

was his reasoning for taking another fight and doing some of those things he was like yo

50 years old and maybe i [ __ ] around all my money when i was getting high and doing all this [ __ ] but today i can't get this

from boxing but i'm still mike i can go he's not his words but this is what i got from him doing that interject insert

jake paul who was just a box office box office he's clean you can't you can't deny it i don't give a [ __ ] if you win

or lose he draws people he draws people he's cleaning up and that in that realm he's cleaning up

so now you take that drawer he put out his little wish list of people that he wanted to fight we didn't

think that his boxing acumen would get him these fights but the box office does i think that this fight will happen

as soon as mike takes decides what he wants the split to be they just have to negotiate the split

mike is definitely a draw [ __ ] they're both a draw that's his ex the draw oh [ __ ] today mike tyson is

still mike tyson mike tyson mike tyson is still mysticism mike tyson is still mike tyson oh this

is a good fight mike is gonna people want to see jake paul with his big mouth

into the ring with a capable person that is going to knock the daylights out of this [ __ ] i mean it's exhibition

they're probably not going to knock each other out no no no it's mike mike was hitting roy with some body shots

rory was like yo this exhibition is not playing with you bro yeah

you think mike ain't gonna get in there i want to watch how i even talk about this fight because they both will probably [ __ ] me

up no question they would it's not no question jake would have to show me mike i grew up with so i'm cool well for

what it's worth um mike is denying all of this right now he says he's not in oh is he yeah oh then i won't talk about it

yeah okay he's denying this he's like it's news to me i'm not in any advanced talks with them about any fight oh

that's negotiating tactics i know he's i said forward as well i see what's going on mike is gonna take the majority of the

split in this i also i'm a little bit familiar with how his team does business they don't play

they're gonna get that done and jake is gonna take that fight cause [ __ ] you gonna take that fight

fam i just need to know if the normal clauses that are in jake paul contracts are in this one

what's the normal closest i think they're talking about i i assume that i think i think they paid people to take a fall don't hit me

i think they pay people to take a fall now not the last one i respect that and try try any of that [ __ ] at the

press conference try any of that yo people you all see this [ __ ] working

out when he was about to fight roy jones in the exhibition mike yes yeah yeah we did it this [ __ ] is still fast as like oh

yeah he's gonna young people do yourself a favor and

just go youtube mike tyson gets angry greatest hits the greatest literally yeah

you know why though cause you know the young kids don't really know that's why i want to see it they don't care and that's that's kind of what he was there

mike tyson's the drawer sorry i even cut you off joe well you said mike tyson the drawer to a lot of these young youtuber

this generation young people not the world dog i'm not i'm just saying there's a lot there's a lot of them they

are not for nothing he's been building up his boxing career yeah his entertainment boxing career however you

want to word it like he it's not the first time he's done it he's made a lot of very big fights

happen so he's a draw team he's he's a very big draw he is

how many fighters you watched of jake paul

i don't know if it's him or his brother but three or four exactly keep going you watch three or four of

them without there needing to be mike tyson next to him i saw the one with floyd okay

the woodley one uh-huh and i think he's a draw he's a drawer though

fam what are we doing right now no what do they they tell what's going on that jake paul is the draw versus mike

tyson's no no no no no not though we're just saying he it's not he's a big draw steps in the ring people that are far

removed from boxing far removed from social media they don't know jake paul or logan paul or any other paul bunyan

exists we'll be watching that fight you can't you this is one of them situations it's gonna be you can't use my song

without me getting 99 of publish this is just gonna be one of those i don't care who the draw is it could be jake paul mike tyson is mike tyson and

this fight will not happen if i don't get x amount up front and x amount on the back and this amount in perpetuity

of all sales yeah anybody but if you're jay paul you should take that you should take it yeah yeah cause all this is doing the

biggest fight of your life and it sets you up keep setting me up to keep going yeah you take that one percent of that fight it's worth more than 20 100 of a

million i agree 20 percent now this is the problem with the let me talk to my black people out there

because after every after every jake paul knockout i see y'all bring up black elite to take this [ __ ] out

i know we don't want to think about it i'm not even thinking about it all right that's i won't say it you better not i

won't say it you speak this blast from me elsewhere get out park's house i won't say it no

i won't tell you you better not i shook my i went to shake my hand he shook my wrist

how are you saying about that that [ __ ] wear size 15. the nigga's going to put that whole 15.

unless it's a clause in the contract you could b get jake and logan bring them both bring all up [ __ ]

crazy as hell yep i'm not i'm never fighting mike tyson yo but i like i just told the young

people to do i went back to watch mike tyson gets angry at people to talk [ __ ] about him or whatever it was titled

and grant i was really young but i had uncles that was drunken in the mix so i was there i knew what was going on i was

right in front of the tv when buster douglas won actually that was the question i wanted to ask y'all

when i was watching these and i think this a lot in sports like when i see steph do some ill [ __ ] or lebron or mike

or just tiger right i want to be one to ask y'all if there were three feelings you wish you could experience like three

moments that you wish you could feel what it felt like what would those be in sports or just

period i figured opening up to like life would be too broad so i was keeping it in entertainment but whatever you want

for me right just off the whim uh i think victoria monet wrote if god

was a woman for ariana grande i referenced that song a lot for me one of those feelings would be to be a

writer to write the song and then have it come to life like that

like that first moment when you hear your song in your head that you wrote

being done by a world-class performer like another one is steph the game winner okc

just the feeling the feeling that comes with that remember the magic johnson little baby hook against boston two two

three seconds and he hits the [ __ ] to win the championship that got to be a different type of feeling and this is when i realized i

was warped a little bit because i went through two amazing feelings and the third one for me had to be

something really bad had to be heroin

no i was thinking like like like mike like no but bad for me

so so you could experience both i think bad bill's character so like mike mike tyson lost to buster douglas

or more recently when that number one fighter the girl fighter in the world ronda rousey yeah

that loss she took life was never the same no like that feeling the feeling that comes

with when there's pressure expectations when you're number one in the tiger when he got caught cheating back back like

for the two great experiences i wanted to feel i did want to feel what comes with the loss let's bring it on top and

that's interesting i don't think i ever heard someone say that if they had three wishes in the world they would take take a l

but it makes sense the way that you well think about describing it think about your life minus some of the l's that you

took like is it the same no no no no like some of this [ __ ] that i laughed today when i

can remember being really heartbroken and [ __ ] calling my mom like yo

it's laughable today boy am i glad it happened yeah i want to i want that you learn

from the yeah you can't just all be the great and the good and i'm on top of the world because then you'll have your kanye moment of

whoa what's going on right now i never dealt with this i'm good though

and i just use that as an example the genie came out the bottle and gave me three wishes i'm not picking one bad one

[ __ ] that only you yo i'm not doing that okay

no you could do it it just has to be the second one no you you can't be the idiot and make the bad one your third and you can't rectify anything

you can't fix anything i just have to be fired once and for my last wish i want to lose it all no my second wish i want

to do that so i'm good yeah you got that hockey i had enough l's in my life i'm good

never hear about any of them here it's always your highs oh i won the s.a.t i was the valedictorian

he told i was the valedictorian and the salutatorian ah he gave us

what else he told us when he was sold he told us he told us he got shot and he lived

that's still a hell where nigga's alive they got shot yo you you got shot please

that nigga's alive with every limb ten fingers i ain't even got ten fingers what the [ __ ] you want me to say about him got 11. that big-ass thumb

yo what are you talking about we all had the same l's heartbreak

loss mm-hmm [ __ ] are you talking about fam i don't think we all have had the same house and

i don't think every man well how are you i don't think every man is even see i view this differently you're privileged

enough to go through some of these elves some of these [ __ ] have not got to a point in life where they even know what

some of the elves feel like like but some [ __ ] you got to have some success for the l to be great enough

indeed like yeah no i'm not i'm never wrong with that that's true um what else we got that was just off the whim that's

the one to ask y'all nobody answered this one um what else is important what do i have

here tyson jake paul some people think that uh cardi b versus tasha k is a really big deal

i don't know who tashke is i was as a blogger right my [ __ ] tatcha k is a blogger okay cause i dare have shows

but she's uh she's a very salacious blogger she goes and gets

the dirtiest of stories and exposes them interviews of people that famous people

don't want to be interviewed she does that type of stuff gotcha her youtube channel is growing tremendously it's big

it's huge she's big oh is this the girl she's in court with yes she's in court because tasha k said a

bunch of nasty things about her that apparently are not true okay says she got herpes she's this

she's dead there is laws against that and well well the thing there's always laws but you need to have the money and

time to go through with this and cardi b has both so sorry you can't just say the things you want to say without you having an

answer for them i have the time and the resources let's go and that's where we are

they i haven't been following this closely because i kind of know how this is going to end

tasha k is going to lose this and really

no you can't just say anything that you want about people because when they have the time and the money

this is what's going to happen i'm hearing tasha k's husband took the stand and called her a liar

damn that's how you know things are bad when your spouse is getting up there against you yeah i'm hearing cardi b is

on on a stand crying and she and in court now we could get the dramatics off yo i felt suicidal i

didn't want to live i didn't want to go to work it was affecting my mental health around my family whether it's true or not it don't matter but this is

the place to get it off tasha k is going to lose this but i don't think this is going to do nothing for the future of

youtubers and critics and uh trolling let me tell y'all it's very expensive to

do this before y'all start with these opinions it's expensive everybody's not doing it that's true let's start there

but but joe it might

get some people to be like i'm gonna leave them alone cause they got the money in time to [ __ ] with

me it might not affect it all the way down the line it'll scare a couple [ __ ] about saying

something about certain people if you know they could if if this tasha k chick loses this and and it basically

crush her and she's done how's it gonna crush her though fam if

that's the thing like what do you what is she really going it could be a finance it could be a big enough financial penalty that she can't

know what the verdict is i'm broke that part okay i'm broke so you can you

guys have a civil lawsuit all day yeah but then you can't run your business yeah exactly i've also ended your business you can't run your i don't want

the money from you i want to end your business they can't but i'm listening i put a business in somebody else's name now

she's just basically paid a salary yeah can't end nothing gonna make it you know what i'm saying

like yo you gotta make a headache make it happen and make it or probably not is financially worth it you lose your

credibility nobody's starting to listen to you because they know you full of [ __ ] right cool which if she's lying

about this girl she deserves it if she's lying about cardi b she deserves it actually some of the [ __ ]

even if you're telling the truth shut the [ __ ] up man like i just think that's nuts and this

goes to what i've been telling y'all that a lot a lot of today people are moving

without fear of consequence if you knew something could happen to you over putting all this [ __ ] out you wouldn't do that that's true so that's

kind of what i'm saying it could affect the neck the the next tasha came like see all of this and say it ain't worth

it well i hear you but mike that's just not so realistic

the truth of the matter is tasha k is new at this so she's gonna have to learn

the legal loopholes and consequences and so forth and so on like so many before her had

listen we used to call q may he rest in peace from world star every day yo [ __ ] what the [ __ ] is this you got up

you can't take that [ __ ] down you score vlad it was a few [ __ ] we used to call [ __ ] you vlad vladimir

um there's a few [ __ ] we used to call to try and they would say yo we know the law [ __ ] go talk to us we know what we're doing that's true

we check this with our lawyers we'll be advised by them that you you talk to your lawyers oh

all right then you call your lawyer and if you ain't got a lawyer to know how to handle that they're gonna take me and leave it alone or if your money ain't long enough to

even try it right and hey hey hey let me get into your lawyers here for a minute hey what client are you to your lawyer

yeah where you at on that list yeah sure [ __ ] don't never want to talk about that one your lawyer might be busy with real [ __ ] [ __ ]

hey you in your little internet games wait a second all right closing this [ __ ] 500 million dollar deal cardi b

is i'm sure if not one she updates her she up to you for him

you stop what you're doing for that client oh no you you got that that's what i'm

saying she's on that list she's on names who got enough money time and pull

you leaving the [ __ ] along just how much money she got the other day she tweeted yo i ain't gonna hold you being famous is boring

that's what she tweeted i read that and had to scratch my head for a minute

because i know how tough it can be to be famous but not when you get that famous it has to be boring because now you

can't go anywhere you can it costs money for you to move can't go outside without my without a mob of people um

real quick i can't go to the supermarket like i can't do regular [ __ ] i can't go to the gas station and she won't make an

album so good luck [Laughter] but don't get mad at me i told you all

al main coming this year that's dope she's too much money that's dope shout out to her yo yeah

shout out to cardi b man queen friend of the show did this show way back when we weren't recording the show

it was great it was great no she seems surprised um

i think i'm tapped out i'm cool sleeper time i was going to ask you guys uh why do

women think [ __ ] is an apology but we can wait to the patreon yeah it's good it's a good picture all right yeah i'm gonna tell you why so

tell me a picture yeah i'll tell you oh yeah um easy reason why but it's not one though it is yes it is

absolutely what do you talk about you don't think [ __ ] you think [ __ ] is no no no no no i'm not agreeing with it i'm telling you

the why why they think it yeah oh you're saying because they think it is no i just tell

them why they think we'll talk about what you're playing all right yeah please all right listen i do my best to

protect you from our audience here i wasn't even sure if i wanted to reveal this information

but uh there comes some [ __ ] yes you're definitely coming but you recently had a birthday

[Music] that's what you're doing fan wishing you a happy birthday we can't

even do that no no i'm saying yeah men are so toxic so that should be the end of it or should my mom have gone to manhattan

to get you a cake if corey would bring our cake out and stop texting a little girly man

that's a [ __ ] met a little girl he's so dumb he's so far removed from dating we'll talk about it later i don't know

he don't know how to date y'all yo it's what it's the only thing he don't want you to notice his brother all right you told my mom red velvet cake

and my mom did what any real [ __ ] mother would do your mother your mother is the real [ __ ]

i just said what any real [ __ ] mother would do no your mother's the real [ __ ] you the son open it up man

open this up okay hold up erickson we getting this huh he said yeah you couldn't

all right but we want the people to see the beautiful pick it up and turn it that's all um come on man stop playing

with my mom

how you turn out like that's [ __ ] up my mom went straight to cake man raven if you're from new york you know what

you know what time it is with red cake man raven you shouldn't even eat no red velvet cake that ain't from cake man raven in

new york this [ __ ] really takes in this little shorty so ish is really 51 now

and my mom know this nigga's aging so i mean they just don't know we recording this show

taste some of this thing man my mom went all out for you [ __ ] love you yo i love you and you laughed at her son's

abandonment issued wow yo yo wow look at that come on come on

happy what look it says happy birthday it is your mother's day come on man say

it in the morning hold it up hold up so the camera could this cake is bigger than you hold the [ __ ] do i have to get up and do

it [ __ ] he is the coolest [ __ ] we will never get a billion we'll never go back over there

look hey ladies and gentlemen keep us in your prayers lord knows we need to be there until the next time happy birthday

antoine happy birth what do you want to do man

keep us in your prayers lord knows we need to be there until the next time i bid you a dude farewell oscar lavista

rivaderci audio so long goodbye remember life is a series of moments and

moments past that might be a 14-incher so let's make this one last

as if it's all that we've had also last but certainly not least the baddies are insecure they're

stagnant women want to travel when they're closed-minded women want you to teach them things grab an ibuprofen and enjoy your

headache young people out there this was the birthday song before 50 cent dropped that [ __ ] and before drake dropped

whatever that [ __ ] is that drake [ __ ] don't count the fifties some girls once they played it on the

insecure finale some women started saying oh see i told you that's the best birthday song ever made i play the birds

drop man shout out to mama because that was birds that was only birds that was dope thank you

why do you love birds

it's you're never going to meet your desired body weight just eat the [ __ ] yo you're not going to make what you want to be 180 or some [ __ ] shut up man

um they made me forget what the [ __ ] i was about to say

and baddies if you're listening remember why would you want a window shop when

you have this [Laughter] nobody

yes they did yo i could show it to you i'm like i'm telling you

they're my favorite things they start my mornings they start my morning why would you wonder

when you have this all right bye

walmart sweetie i'm over here in botanica i mean oh man i'll be wanting to tell

them about what's in the window that [ __ ] in the window ain't jump on

placement for a reason buddy stevie in the closet picking out what he's wearing tomorrow

y'all still believe that they're getting in there take a look at it all right

all right we outta here man since they still think stevie wonder's blind y'all think he's blind and the best

musician ever wow what has he lied to us all did he come

up with did you see the drums fam really huh the drums yeah you think you can't see them

you know how hard it is to play some of that [ __ ] blind like a piano so you can feel you know what i mean

i'm telling you i stand by three where do you see this going that nigga's not blowing you know how you know where the symbol is

you're not riding with them how do you know where the symbol is that [ __ ] here be better than the

finest dikeman chicks i think he blind yeah

he okay

i hope you enjoy your cake man shout out to cake man raven shout out to mama button definitely shout out to your mom i'm

just saying that that's what they say thank mama button i it's a lot of people looking for you

to fight you man don't run from it neither not yo they they they tagging me yo man we'll see y'all same time same

place this saturday man y'all are down [Applause]

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you got it [Music]

my mom just asked did we bring her a slice back but that's all you just say that should look like something

we can't drink milk i'm drinking milk with something [ __ ] up i'm gonna drink milk till i'm

outta a certain here point y'all keep thinking i'm gonna change like you are you changing already

and let me let me know i don't know that milk is what changes with the money though yeah milk is gonna be there ramen gonna be there it's some [ __ ] that's

just gonna stay the same listen it's gonna come an age where you too full to have sex

i'm there what that was like 32. i've been there already you know what you're talking about

oh i'm tired my tv show on any other reason i could think of nah

that's true yeah i'm on my period i'm on my period my dick is cleansing itself you farting

all crazy while you [ __ ] now what damn if i had another dollar i thought it'd be word out there just cause

but i don't bye for daddy

you