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Joe Budden Podcast Episode 52, “52,” released May 27, 2016. Joe Budden and his dear friends Marisa Mendez & Rory sit down every week to discuss life, music, sex, and more. Tune in and follow along the crazy adventures of these three very random friends. Full transcript and searchable timestamps below.

Joe Budden Podcast Ep. 52 Transcript
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this is our one year mark everyone congratulations she is correct and we're
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gonna start it off with finally joey accepting the person every time to Boston's episode number [ __ ] one it's lit got my tie Dallas fine
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Jersey on just to celebrate yep I mean
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since you're being lead Mike will outdo role reversal you can be lead Mike see
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Mike over the weekend I got a tweet from Joe that randomly said IO Merman is the biggest apology ever and I was very
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curious because I didn't think that he did anything wrong so I took story like what the [ __ ] is our friend talking about and he was like I think he's
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talking about the fact that I put him onto ty dolla sign this weekend you're welcome and ever since then I've been so
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excited that I put together a playlist and I email Joe a list of songs that he needs to hear from ty dolla sign and
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here we are episode 52 and we're gonna start off by talking about which is exactly why Marissa is the C Mike
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because I'm gonna tell that exact same story and it will be way more compelling than the [ __ ] this you just said so with
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that said first I wanted to start this podcast with one of many favors no man
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okay is it a tank remix no I wanted to play ty dolla sign horses in a stable
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because I love that song where he put me on an atty dollar sign album this weekend after me and him finished arguing we made up over ty dolla sign
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right yes everyone should and I was i wanna well first and foremost as a man
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you want to hold yourself accountable and it meant when you are wrong so I will apologize to mati the body aka mati Monroe aka the retweet ur of
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all okay and I really don't feel comfortable doing the while she has on a purple and yellow I
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think it's supposed to be the Laker colors but the purple is like a soft [ __ ] yellow yeah I mean a purple it's
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like a Barney yellow but it's tied down
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a signed jersey she has on Marissa was here parked in front of the building at
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5:30 we don't record until 6:30 I know that because I pulled up behind her so I
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lived inside - I have right I wanted to play horses in a stable because I love that song he's just naming all his women
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who I will assume I will assume they're all thick if their horse is in the stable I would imagine um and I'm gonna assume
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that him and I have shared a few horses I want to know who that Nikki girl is now I wanted to play that song but I was
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singing a song and more I said I got a girl in Toronto
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and then I don't want to take your mic
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from you know Marissa Marissa is
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challenging me who I am supposed to be the new Thai dollar sign guy who's not
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very savvy and knowledgeable but I think that she's wrong I have listened to this song enough to know that the very first
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line in this song is I have a girl named Nikki in Toronto so I'm confused money
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has been going hard for ty dolla sign for a year I've never on the podcast I've only been doing it for you she's
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been going hard for a year with Ty dollar son right I have never been able to challenge her because I didn't know
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too much about ty dolla sign dolla oh the argument so can we I want a bit
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what's her bed that he says Tehran no what are we betting no you should bet the Jersey no too weird if you don't
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know the lyrics to red yo that's pretty Becca fits you sir and I would we're good--we're a stone
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with no shirt on underwear a stone is hide now and I was at hide Greystone is
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hide now I have no idea makes when I was in LA the last time whenever that was
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recently I said alright that's gotten going to November and it was great let's go to Greystone and everybody said no
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great stone is hiding out it's a much sexier party Saturday by an L a much much much much sexier in hyde and a lot
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more exclusive at the door but i saw ty dollar sign there he was at the table next to mine that was sign and and I
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extended my hand to him and I said listen I am I greatly appreciate your
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pen because that was true I do appreciate his ability to write as a
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writer and then he very kindly and humbly said oh stop man stop man legend
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means doctor you know one of those artists to artist he's a super nice things that wasn't faked he had the same
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every time I've seen he's active just like that oh well I'm jaded so I think all these guys are [ __ ] industry talk
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big guys more [ __ ] you get that more cuz that artists artists fake industry
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friendship yeah to regular people he's very very nice I can say that's not an act that's who he is
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no no no no I'm not talking about the fact that he was nice I'm talking about the [ __ ] art art sure but he was really really really nice super sweet
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guy and I didn't feel bad because I was honest with him I liked his pen now this
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is where my confusion comes in i what is tied dollar sign dollar he is a singer
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no you can't call role he has never wrapped a bar ever he's not a rapper he
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is a pure singer he plays he's not a singer he's also a writer and he's also a producer I would call him a writer
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before any of these other things and I would call him a producer before any of these other things I'd call my producer but when but when writers and producers
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like dream and you know yeah and [ __ ] let's the other kid Sean Garrett like
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when these people start start coming out with music I don't know what to call him so I heard uh what did a doubt dollar sign
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songs are paranoid or nah I read here all of the songs that are very yeah you
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wouldn't realize that he's a true singer from well it's not a true singer mm-hmm in that true singer I'm not gonna call
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him man but but so Rory Rory tells me
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that the guys album it's pretty good it's like 5:00 in the morning right now me and Rory just finish screaming at each other for like 40 minutes so which
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I don't even remember what we were yelling it doesn't [ __ ] matter we had a nice bonding moment so I went and I
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purchased this album because I'm still one of the people that purchase purchases albums oh wait no back to our
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bit before me is any good in Chicago I'm telling you play it on the top turn it
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up please turn up please what's our bet New Jersey okay you heard shocked me turned out man all
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right let's be quiet
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that's me a Jase Maria done in New York that's me or Nicky was in Chicago here
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anyway I'm thinking it was [ __ ] one of my [ __ ] man I don't even want to gloat because I'm just so happy that you
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finally seen the light so I sent Joey an email last night that he tells me he has not checked yet but I sent you two of his arguably best songs
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and then one that he just put out that I also I don't really I don't want to hear none of the songs that's gonna make me lose brain cells no these are not it
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because I'm very well aware of what you like and what you don't like so I sent you more of a Sardi influenced tracks and I left out all the ratchety so I buy
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this album and I'm not gonna spend too much time on my wrist of being correct for once in her life and funny voices
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come on like some intercom [ __ ] and I'm like oh all right here we go with some [ __ ] [ __ ] and then beautiful music young
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Brandi comes in beautiful music comes on Brandi comes on she starts the album
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yeah brandi is say in LA yep don't sound like her it is whoa it is her
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and why didn't she do more I wish she would have cooked more on there she should have done more so as soon as
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that annoying intercom [ __ ] goes all I think that's his brother that was in prison no it's great what I'm saying is
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someone it's not plugged in yeah yeah
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thank you much lately the plate is low in the background so no star runs out
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sometime so the intercom voice comes on right and I'm like all right cool I love that whole broth free tcid I love
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the miracles yeah I just loved it I love the album it's like the reason they don't really like but and that for me um this is beautiful I've been playing his
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album ever since yeah a miracle is like as you I'm sure know as his brother I want a whole TC album from prison if it
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sounds like he's not what is he supposed to get out never he's out know all his
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life yeah what'd he do allegedly murdered somebody they're fighting the case now I don't know any facts about it
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that's proceeds of this album are supposed to help go tore his face yes I said what dollar was going to a lawyer
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because I guess and he had a court-appointed lawyer in the beginning of Photoshop what a great [ __ ] guy
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so it's because of this that I would like to introduce a new segment on this podcast that we'll do at the end of
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every podcast where we introduce a sleeper song of the week I like that the three of us we have to agree with each
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other oh no I'm gonna be old it's your or new whatever you want with anywhere whatever you want have to be
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some new song cuz I have so have so much music and songs that you know I don't think other people acknowledge or
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recognize and I love finding new music same so and I hate fans that want to
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like keep all that music to them yes so I get pissed off I like this [ __ ] I want
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to share it with my friends yeah and like make everyone offense I just let me on twit new artists the other day someone that's who I'm gonna
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pick later yeah so so so that's what we'll do and we won't be like oh hopefully SoundCloud won't take it dude
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right no I don't want to play it okay I don't like to play it they become maybe a sample look I'm I'm I'm only scared of
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that because of SoundCloud and how do you know how they treat us sometimes um but yeah this won't be like when we say
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we're gonna do something and don't do it don't do it we we really will do that second I already have my song for today so you guys can
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think of you guys's song so with that said alright let's turn it off tot shout out this ty dolla sign um if you have
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not purchased his purchased his album Royden purchases oh I did reason why I
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didn't purchase it is because it was sent to me from a source so I'm not gonna say oh no I remember like before
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the [ __ ] came out and I sent a screenshot to our podcast text group and said hmm is this ty dolla sign and at
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that time I didn't really listen at at like that so Mahdi was flipping out my inbox for like three days and I still never sent
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it to her Joe I encourage you to download beachhouse one that is his one of his mixtape I don't want to hear any
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no bad brain cells it's very R&B very
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listen to the email that I sent you that's two tracks from their semi beach house one yes why don't you buy it you
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can't shut the [ __ ] up well donate alright so yeah just to close this up
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shout out the ty dolla sign if you haven't got a dime it's a really good out even if even if you do not even if
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you don't think you like him and that's what I want to talk about I think that you know I had a long conversation with a beautiful young lady
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last night it wasn't me Ashley it was two beautiful young ladies last night we just taught my music um I think that
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people I don't wanna say people are confusing their fan bases cuz they're not I think the casual fan is getting
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confused like like there's so much versatility and music is what I'm saying
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so you have to kind of be very careful about what you release because it's very
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easy to lose people like yeah exactly like I heard whatever I heard from ty
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dolla sign and concluded after song for I never needed to hear him again because
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it wasn't for me not that I didn't like the fact that the music was bad but it's just not the type of music I didn't do and it's how much really different and I
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could think of a few other artists where that has happened it's happened to me in my career oh [ __ ] has happened to Nicky in her
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career we can have a bunch of people where this has happened where you just confuse your fan base for a little while oh how do you get around that how do you
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fix that it sucks - because it's like sometimes they're just playing it safe and putting up the singles that they know we're gonna do well because if he
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puts out like a solid the babyface record as a single it's probably not gonna get the radio play and the stuff that'll make the casual fan turnovers
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horses in a stable should be out check out the Tish Hyneman by the way she wrote that there should be a video it
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should be out and people should know it because [ __ ] like me especially at this stage in my life where I have way
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too many [ __ ] I have way too many [ __ ] it's starting to become problematic I can really what you going
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to town just like him I don't sound like
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[ __ ] Joe sent a poster what he said
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you can't get the context okay me and ice uh we're doing the [ __ ] our
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[ __ ] trouble each other [ __ ] that we always do and he was making fun of me because Siri said no to me on Vietnam I favor did that tweet it's my favorites
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as it should be that was great bye-bye ice I laughed really appreciate it really hard so they I just started
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talking about how Isis ice laid the blueprint for [ __ ] all the followers I mean he said some back and then I said
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you can't spell officially ice without L why why ice it was a bit of a reach it's
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definitely a reach with me it sounded it read much better than that I have some in parentheses it was like
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your kids belfie state without la ice go ahead see it was great but anyway
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whatever yeah so one follower told you like get back in the studio or something
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he was right it's been a while events to do man yeah why am i melting in this [ __ ] please because we walked up nine
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five by the way [ __ ] Jack be nimble over here we both had to walk up nine flights of stairs Joey was flew up the
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[ __ ] I came up like fifteen minutes later on the floor dying but Jill ripped off all his clothes you take an adderall
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today no [ __ ] flights he like flew we're dying on the night for but there's
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an elevator that works it wasn't working when we got in the line was snaked out the hole right here that didn't work my
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your truck and [ __ ] that white privilege they really rule out the car worried all
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right so what might ease white right so listen uh we should recap last week oh
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my god no thank you everyone again that was like just quit coolest [ __ ] what do we think about it I thoroughly enjoyed
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it thank you everyone that came out um I was definitely learning experience before we do LA or another city yeah
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Joe any thoughts on there uh it was a great turnout great energy in the
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building a lot to work on but it was it was good it was good to see that type of support from your your home your
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hometown your home city your own base you know I look forward to doing one of those in LA done a bit better of course
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on that Florida doing one in Philly DC it's just a few spots that I want to hit
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and just see the people and engage and it was great to see I think a lot of our fan base probably isn't super into
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podcast so it was good to see a podcast like ours do a live show with such a great reception because there's like the
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nerdy podcast where you're gonna get the people that love podcasts to go out to see live ones but I think we have a casual podcast fan how do we get the
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nerdy podcast listeners we gotta [ __ ] by being marek about real hip-hop or science I'll get the [ __ ] [ __ ] Bill
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Nye presents Bill Nye the Science Guy for you young whippersnappers we out beer yeah we everybody does remember when to
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Bill Nye it was just a lie that you know I do I do remember this horrible but I'm
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really I'm still floor that people like flew out from different cities and stuff like that's really [ __ ] cool yeah we
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generally appreciate the support seriously and hanging out with my child I realized that the generation gap like
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I always tease you you guys being young [ __ ] right but Jesus that's it so I'm
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trying to explain to my kid who raps who was born in 2001 and who's from New
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Jersey I'm trying to explain them have the importance of red man mm-hmm because I feel like that's important I I
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feel like it's my job to let him know hip-hop from way before him because I'm
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just father to begin with that's what I think yeah that's what i'ma I don't come out rappers [ __ ] I'm come out if you
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wanna if he wanna rap you these are the people you should know but in talking to him listen it's already hot in here I
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had three extra pepperoni slices today to celebrate national pizza day and I'm
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probably the only one that knows today is national I went to the pizza place
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and [ __ ] call me on Big Time and she said what are you doing I said eatin pizza she said for national pizza day I
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said no but now that I met how arrogant
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you were about you don't know it national pizza day is you pretentious
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[ __ ] that is me one word pretentious I feel like so much
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has happened but I never can remember cuz I don't remember yesterday oh the Super Bowl the Super Bowl how do we feel
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about cam I think I think the media is overblown all this camp [ __ ] I mean he still should have been a little bit of a better sport I completely understand why
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you're in here how does cam 26 yeah I get really peeved does my white people
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word I get really P ode mmm that's the right people word for real I've never heard that one so what does that mean
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pede is the supreme every time I hear it
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I have that same reaction what's that all right I'm gonna really pee odor at
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some of the older media journalists and and just sports reporters with the
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overdoing of hot takes I do understand that it's Super Bowls big game as big
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and that this is a story that he walked away from reporters and so forth and so
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on I feel like no one in the media is ever empathetic toward the position of
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the athlete right that's just how I feel and I'm not saying that I agree with cams behavior I'm just saying a 26 year
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old man you're expecting to have Peyton Manning class right and this is his first huge loss is his first time in the
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soup in the Super Bowl mm-hmm they played like [ __ ] the entire team he has
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led that team by his self for an entire year without their best weapon Kelvin Benjamin can't wait to see them next
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year with him that's why it was a tight end yeah well Greg wasn't nice but they're gonna
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have some weapons thumbs you know not at all what doesn't mean I was I was keeping up keeping up you just lost well
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my point is I mean he's 26 years old should he have a little more respect for
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the game and and just respect for his peers and and do people make a good point when they say listen you were
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showboating around all season long when you were winning don't suck your [ __ ] difference when your legs when you're losing I agree with that however things
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need to happen for people to learn how to behave that way and then be poking and prodding the kid this is one of
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those moments like if we could rewind to when everybody was 26 years old and put
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a microscope on him for the world to see I don't think everybody would be so proud of their behavior I certainly
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would not hell no so I mean I want to congratulate cam for an amazing season
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hopefully he'll eat we'll take something away from this and just do some things differently next year I want to congratulate the Broncos
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for winning I've rooted for the Panthers but I bet on the Broncos because I wasn't betting football
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I was bet in the world and the world is black and white and I just had a real hard time seeing footballs two most
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beloved white people Peyton Manning and John Elway with this storybook ending Peyton may retirees watch let's get him
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out of here with a win the same way John Elway did who brought him here to get the second thing I get it I get that get
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the theatrics I didn't see them letting a [ __ ] man cam and I say that I say
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that because I do think behind closed doors and the higher ups they're looking at him and all this dabbing and hip-hop
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culture [ __ ] that he's endorsing like some [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] and why let a [ __ ] win no damn Super Bowl against no
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damn Peyton Manning so I bet the Broncos not won a lot of money I had a great time at the Super Bowl had some friends
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and family over had some friends over oh yes yeah where were you I don't like
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going out like I went out they dumped her Rory I dumped them they call me like you want to kind of semi-arid I was like
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no because I went out on Friday night look to a little man concert with literature and I was still tired from it
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three days two days later so I couldn't go out I really show them all of that I would know because I just didn't want to
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see people and talk to people I just was saying that's why I didn't go out that day nobody asked you to go
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anywhere we're saying that your friends came they invited me and I said no your friends can't invite you to my house you
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know they're there plus ones their dams yeah and I don't do plus ones having a
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plus-one yeah but they're basically my Plus Ones because I have an opening you don't have an opening right you know that's the same thing Rocky to it last
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week when she came in that house and I said yo who the [ __ ] invited her do we ever find out I know you have found out
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okay I stopped the whole [ __ ] press and I love Rocky Rocky's got a podcast coming soon she
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said two years ago so I mean which means sooner now yeah yes oh yeah no you're
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not just invited two miles whatever um I didn't know that Chris Martin
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Coldplay yeah but I didn't know that he was the headliner yeah I had no
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idea I had no idea that his name was announced first and when they got a very
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lukewarm reception they just kept adding stars yeah I had no idea that they were
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doing that which if I would have known that while I were what was watching remembered if the picture they took
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where we were and I was calling him you and I'm like looking for you man awkward in the middle that was like a photo bomb
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I was like little mama yeah it was he was that long ago oh yeah he was but he
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was dead but he went dressed like that I mean he looked funny yeah well they did their schooldays [ __ ] with the back and
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forth I enjoyed Bruno Mars in authorship wait a minute wait a minute wait it I'm going out on a limb here I'm about to
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get enjoyable oh man
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I'm not the biggest Bruno Mars guy but I I thought or maybe it's the guy in me
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maybe it's the massage well when all the women in your house started going crazy Beyonce and then Bruno came oh we
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startled I bi bi listen don't do not kill me I don't hear me anymore cuz Rory
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did some folks [ __ ] can you still hear me Joey alright beer we going back all right long as I'm there listen beehive my geez
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don't kill me just giving my honest opinion I've never been more scared than
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I am right now about what's about to come out of your mouth from that day I thought they Bruno Mars bodied Beyonce
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on a dance-off okay you didn't think so that's good
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yeah we ain't playing with them what's up y'all I'm on the Block and Calvin has
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me shook Wow let me tell you I'm fronting right now I'm scared beehive too cuz that's this before them [ __ ]
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they might shoot for the next year yeah hey so that's a good topic to talk about just on a fly real quick let's
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rate the hives we could do that I know where my my which hive instills the most
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fear out there it's like a tight well the top three I would say are Beyonce
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Niki Andrey I'm gonna go with black lives matters number one they get muhfuckas fired boys races on alone yeah
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music I think I can't wait to throw in a black lives matter or white privilege
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[ __ ] one-liner hmm I don't think I've ever said a black lives matter one letter on this no you said no no you said this super funny
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racist black joke on an elevator laughs my ass I don't remember what it was that's super funny but whatever I
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remember am I gonna say beehive Navy I think the Beliebers get the [ __ ]
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Barbies out of here I think they're like a nice though the believer well I don't know I've never really experienced one I
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think the Barbies are ten and twelve-year-old girls like them somebody
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scared about it kind of quiet supportive they're good group of girls little Kim's um fans one like talking about shoving
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dicks them Marty Marty Marty Haley that's a fine future hive we have
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I'm not putting him in the top three I'm just saying what are too damn high future I've Navy beehive I'm out the
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loop here I mean breezy I've never seen them know they're very prevalent are you
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kidding me there are very much on line yeah no but you can't they can't they don't have a leg to stand on it right
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have a hive listen don't even trip wait and I think that Chris Brown and Jamie Foxx are two of the most talented people
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on the earth but Chris Brown is he's done and I just don't think that I've
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never seen them attack anybody Oh they've done well I've never seen it attacked me they attack me one day tie
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down the stands I am the leader of that weight so that just me oh wait drink what do they call
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it allows no they just going drink up no no cannot be a hive that is [ __ ]
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annoying because then it's like taking away the best like the ovo wait wait
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wait can we acknowledge my bum Alan
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maybe they just call them ghosts you feel like Casper maybe they're just like
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ovo periods like they just call themselves they consider themselves ovo you know feel like you have to have a
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name to really be nothing well they're like ovo I still understand Brianna Navy at all
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yeah I've no idea what is I even it well cash money is the Army Navy but Rihanna's not in cash money yeah I know
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but I'm just saying maybe because the whole phrase of we're an army were a Navy I feel like a Rihanna fan doesn't
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even know that line of real like I mean a teenager that's in what is that line I have to do it realize nothing - I'm just
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saying that there's army I think Navy is the coolest one I mean that's cool wait what is the team wheezy one I definitely
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want to hang with Rihanna Navy chicks well more than you know you got the Navy
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[ __ ] up the Navy is [ __ ] they got the pills they got the weed I mean this is some base friendly
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like come on the Navy is coming through with the hose my [ __ ] wait what is the Wayne fans oh wait what are your fans
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else I think you have to have a really
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bad joke whatever I think you have to sell just suicidal I like your fans yes
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I'm one of the people that was it emojis all or one of them one time I said like all Joe Budden fans are like suicidal
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men and second girl's bedroom first of all yeah we never want to say to were mojo on his pocket actually
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we're having over that out something who don't take care of daughter
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wait this means team ever my team is over baby it's over it's over it's a One
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Direction has something I just don't know the name of it and those chicks are nuts you're right you're right one brush it has something telling something swiss
- 30:37
squad swiss squad she is that i love it I'm rolling with maybe I mean I'm done
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with how do we feel about Rihanna's album that I finally listened to I like
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it even more than I did last week think about it same that song that I love so much damn it let's name that song I love
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so much with my phone I was over there charging I don't remember the song I love so much but damn that song is amazing rihanna is
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good for giving you some sexy [ __ ] [ __ ] man there's a track I'll tell you right now the song they're like yeah but
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damn she gives you some sexy mute kiss it better oh my that is my favorite song oh man
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I'm going on a jam I was playing out in the car while I was waiting to talk about I know that song is amazing it
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really really is I want to check though I want to check the credits this you wrote and produce that record it's really good but now listen um what
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Rihanna so what 135 and I don't really care about that I don't even know if we
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know what she sold anymore yes like title no no it's a different number everybody no no the title thing was a
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one day thing that went platinum but that was a one time promotion Samsung bought a million albums and gave them away that didn't count toward any Jay
- 31:49
has to stop doing that didn't count toward anything but her little platinum certification will billboard did not
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count those numbers so the first full week of sales was 125,000 so and she was
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lower than what she normally does but that's also um without physical copies that's strictly digital the physical
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copies went on sale this week so this the chart ending this coming Friday we'll have those numbers mixed in with
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it but obviously they're gonna be lower because she's already been out for two weeks now or higher I mean well know the
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percentage amount will go yeah oh man no
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I don't care either but I had to ask because uh uh
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see the fans are lucky fans get to listen to music and just enjoy they get to [ __ ] be critics and say whether
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they like it whether they don't like it when I am music I'm I'm um it's work it's work
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so when I'm buying Rihanna's album and I noticed that [ __ ] better have my money
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is not on there I have to assume Rihanna didn't get our money you never been
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hearing [ __ ] better have my money for seven months and then I finally get the Vickery out Rihanna and it ain't there I
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got a zoom that [ __ ] the [ __ ] ran off on the single didn't hit like she
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wanted it to and B this thing was been marinating for so long why waste the space when the labels are so about about
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consolidate now every artists have been saying that lately like oh they're making us cut it down to ten songs now
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first of all well I have a theory which I have no evidence behind it but I think she put out the Paul McCartney Kanye
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[ __ ] that didn't hit didn't you that didn't hit and I think she was trying to find find a sound for this album that might
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have been an attempt that didn't work [ __ ] better have my money didn't really work I mean they shoved that song down
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our throat and I think in the meantime while she was trying to find those two singles that didn't work she made this
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album as album cuts and it came together and said this is pretty good I want to put this out like this she tried with
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American art I think this is what she made it is this album of album cuts to you for a ryona yeah this is arm this
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this is a typical pocket that compared to unapologetic that's really that drake record is it that's the only one there
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even though i think so i think well i think this is a record could be a single and i think it's the better committed
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you as a single that's the one i just get better is a single it is it is later on that first or second but later on in
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the project it's a if she puts out we needed you right no no no I take the bet
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put out the Drake record we needed you and then kiss it better you're not mad at that not at all that's
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the exact order out probably I don't know about kissing better yet but needed me should definitely be the next thing well what would you go with dirt
- 34:46
you pick it up you check it out now I'm only talking about this in depth this way listeners because reona if some of
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you don't know really makes amazing albums she does um yeah maybe because it
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better yeah I'm saying look that's all my [ __ ] I'm leaving here to go jam it um some other music came out yeah the other
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ones are really short what other music came out that I wanted to talk about no Khalifa
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Majid Jordan put something out Majid Jordan I bought it I bought it too young
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what did you think what do you think let's stop for a minute what did you think I went in there with a place like
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this EP still in my head and I think they made an album a complete album that
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I have to listen to from front to back to really like there's no standout records that I'm like oh I gotta go back
- 35:36
and listen to that but all the way throughout I enjoyed it it's a very cohesive it's a nice way of saying you
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were disappointed yeah but not because anything they did because of your own expectations yeah because that EP is
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amazing uh uh one of my favorites in the past if you do not have that I have ten
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years magic Jordan EP you should get it what's name again a place like this a place like this you should get that EP
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if you're into magic Jordan music but like a place like this had her there's no hurt blowing that on the new album
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her should have been on out yeah well [ __ ] holdin that o EP should've been on the oh one of those
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songs is on em that I like one of them no no I have the tracklist here alright
- 36:19
we'll pull it up anyway so that album is great I haven't listened to future's album yet what do we think about the air
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sowing future interesting that's confirmed that's not just some chatter that's confirmed fifteen million dollars
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yeah where's our grounds definitely my names you know yeah I think it's more
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not to get the money but to get the judgment can't speak on me or he's gonna have to pay I don't listen to future and
- 36:44
I don't follow him on Twitter so is this something he says in his music or is he saying it was interviewing to happen
- 36:49
about [ __ ] soup deep in madam L Sierra for [ __ ] since they broke up and he said on Twitter like come here
- 36:54
you gotta get you a [ __ ] look see you ain't got the airlin and I'm done rapping about for your
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anyway and you don't have future money I sought to hear you basically you're at a brunch together you know I ain't got
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future money how do you know what money future got hmm feature I mean she bought over 15 million yeah I don't mean it I don't
- 37:14
think she's really looking for their assets maybe she lookin for a cent of that you lookin at me like I'm a lawyer
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I'm really just talking right now
- 37:27
shooting you never go for what's right but also he allegedly owes child support because he she says that he's never
- 37:33
actually paid so she really wanted money she would have gone for child support were they half the dock is paying go listen to this I am really tired of
- 37:40
future Ciara Russell Wilson [ __ ] right it's been it's been too long but what I
- 37:46
will say about it is every single topic that comes up regarding that triangle it
- 37:52
really shows people's character hundred percent it really does like then
- 37:58
I enjoy futures music but the way that men Cape for him is disturbing to me
- 38:05
that that is a bit alarming I'll
- 38:14
actually backed over this one no he was keeping for that situation not true yeah it was it was yeah I was about to say I
- 38:22
don't think I was catering to be in that situation today some kid on Twitter was Cape inform and didn't even know any of
- 38:28
these like let's debate when did future ever talk about Ciara I'm like that you [ __ ] read the article duties like it
- 38:34
states examine where did he say he's like he said on Twitter that this [ __ ] is keeping my son from me I pay 15,000
- 38:41
and like all type of [ __ ] like he was really saying specific things and you know the baby can go back and see all
- 38:46
this [ __ ] when he's grown up to like you know baby's not going back to see they should live to me yeah I understand what
- 38:51
your what your point is yeah but I think I think in women I think obviously are
- 38:57
more going towards the era side too and not just because oh yeah I mean I am as well and I think but also I think it's
- 39:03
even more sensitive to me because I could see it happening where you get with a guy that you think is great and then he's like some [ __ ] [ __ ] happens
- 39:08
and you only will [ __ ] you know I and I'm not I mean let me rephrase that because people don't get this [ __ ] up
- 39:14
I don't have a horse in this race right I don't have lonely in the stable side
- 39:27
no please don't break anything horses in
- 39:35
a stable it's gonna sound the same one no matter what my keys it sounds better
- 39:48
horse in this race would see everything in this race no no horse horse what if
- 39:54
he lives the race horses called Avery's dogs - well we're dog in this race David
- 40:06
autumn you have a dog in this battle it's dog in this fight I'll have a dog in this fight that's the phrase I use
- 40:12
that one dog in this fight you're really appealing shout out the T
- 40:25
oh and Chad Ochocinco they both started a sports podcast I think that's long overdue yeah together describe to that
- 40:34
they're gonna be on Mike and Mike tomorrow morning I think teal is gonna be on first take on that tomorrow today because it's Wednesday but yeah that
- 40:40
thing that's long overdue are they gonna do a press run to plug it we should get them here they're doing it we should get
- 40:45
a that'll be some crazy they come to New York if they come to New York out actually Bros well yeah just poke them
- 40:51
over the weekend because I'm going I'm going to Dallas I'm going to Houston I got a Houston run it's time you know I
- 40:58
can't cuz actually my first hosting gig in Jersey I mean a lot of work to be
- 41:04
done it's just gonna be mean
- 41:10
yeah hit me because I got a Houston run out there and he's got people out there so you trying to connect us so we could
- 41:17
get something done but we're gonna get it done later so I did speak to him I didn't even talk to him about the [ __ ] podcast him and he oh [ __ ] but
- 41:24
those two anything I'm showing it I agree I'm showing it I know you and I
- 41:35
had something together I tried it on what I tried on Friday I'm like Wayne whoa no stories no albums or we can go
- 41:54
there if you want yeah that wasn't weird train if that was it wasn't but we can I
- 42:01
mean we can I'm tired of it well I just wanted to make some assumptions or guesses on what we think TL o P stands
- 42:08
for you had a busy day I did my taxes on enough time to think about this what wait yeah one did he are you getting
- 42:14
money back uh I'm gonna get upset what a good mood when did he announce this morning it's TL o P hmm I came up with a
- 42:24
list of things of course you did morsel yes sounds like an odd future title the largest of pools because the Drake
- 42:31
situation by the way the cream by the way Joe Budden pool parties back to some about oh my god it's lit it's all made we call it all name is pool party later
- 42:37
I probably shouldn't have said that because I don't need my [ __ ] girlfriends to hear that I should have told the homies first but the pool
- 42:43
party's back this summer we do a live podcast from the pool Travis lay off production
- 42:56
yeah you wanna beat that but I do have
- 43:02
one that was gonna be and it was ty dolla sign as one word loves our podcast okay all right the leftover project will
- 43:22
go viral if you tweet that Travis layoffs production yeah that's mad funny
- 43:27
but she won't she never yeah word yeah me every steal
- 43:33
each other's funny [ __ ] all the time yeah yeah he's still a man of my tweets so so speaking of Kanye Rory and myself
- 43:40
oh this is a funny little story real quick were me and Rory go to pick up
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Whitney to go to lust on Friday yes I think Whitney it's me and says hey I'm
- 43:55
gonna bring a friend with me I hate when people say that don't bring nobody around meet it I hate people don't bring
- 44:02
people around me that I don't know I'm not familiar don't spring them on me like I need background information before you do that
- 44:08
well how much background do you need because this is concerning artists I'm an artist I need mad background information I did that the other day I
- 44:14
said me and my best friend are coming later in a text they were like cool and then later later they I was like yo
- 44:19
don't forget about my best friend with me and he was like what's that about was that about earlier that they were coming
- 44:26
we don't like that we don't like you like how much more can we do like why is she coming because we went to something
- 44:32
else that has nothing to do with me that has nothing then don't come it's valid
- 44:37
don't come then my relationship is with you I want to see you I know how our personalities mesh I know our chemistry
- 44:44
I don't have time to account for an extra variable that I have no information about what wouldn't verify
- 44:50
[ __ ] shoutout to Whitney this video just made up yeah wouldn't he brought a beauty through boy
- 44:56
what a booty no no no he was like Meryl poetic justice pretty oh my god yes
- 45:03
beautiful now I almost became a mailman on my way there seem to work out for pocket yeah yeah no
- 45:11
she was right she was right but that wasn't point my school so we get though she was beautiful and cool she was
- 45:19
beautiful cool shared her food and Whitney hated on real [ __ ] but that's what Whitney does any time is a
- 45:24
beautiful girl around cuz when he likes girls too but when it's my baby hey Bo anyway with that said I wouldn't put my
- 45:30
story so we go to lust right and I'm sitting down it's me Whitney Rory and
- 45:36
poet of justice BAE oh and we're sitting behind star who owns loss who's my
- 45:42
neighbor oh and that's been King's brother she's been king and we're sitting there with chillin I got my Red
- 45:48
Bull we got the hookah popping off [ __ ] lit now me it's lit and it's all right
- 45:54
and you see that's enough I'm so glad you're telling this story I didn't think
- 46:00
you would why not the great story oh my god can we get two because now I want to know what happened what happened oh the writer Dana I had the same wonder
- 46:08
if Joe sees who that wait can I guess because I wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait when I say look to the right
- 46:15
that's misleading this person will directly next Lane he's needed me it was
- 46:20
like this with me right and Joe's to Whitney's next to me and Joe's next to Whitney so she's suffering so I'm
- 46:26
looking over Whitney shoulder like does Joe know he's needing me with this person right now give me a hint I have
- 46:34
to paint the picture okay so so it's not just to the RAM looking to the right leg across the room I'm looking like next to
- 46:39
me and there's backstory here actually he's gonna get to not like [ __ ] when this turns out to be a Miss yeah Oh
- 46:45
so I'm looking and I'm ignoring ignore cuz I mean are you real
- 46:51
I'm in my phone I mean I'm just doing sheep in a strip club this is not time to do that and it were each asked me and
- 46:57
I say he says is that and I cut watch it yes Rory that's in Connor oh now there
- 47:07
aren't too many gentlemen that looked like Ian Connor on that baby even a little bit maybe not even one as for
- 47:13
number one now number two well should I tell my
- 47:19
happen or should I say the Baxter Baxter cuz why would you and I care okay in
- 47:25
Conor was right so this would okay so we wouldn't know right oh so that's the
- 47:30
reason I know he is me too because of this Baxter so in Connor
- 47:36
we all over Kanye's it Twitter Tommy I know we're in yeah it's on yeah he's
- 47:43
everywhere he was wizard stylist I think that's how he started he seems to be oh no we'll get to that later um an
- 47:49
acquaintance of ours uh had I guess Ian
- 47:55
posted a picture of an acquaintance of ours in a hotel room naked nice and he was in there now it was a beautiful
- 48:01
picture it was a great picture if you're into just arced like a [ __ ] just sitting on the edge of the bed beautiful
- 48:07
Miami hotel room whatever but the fact that we know the person it is and we know a little more it was like are you
- 48:13
stupid [ __ ] like what are you yelling you're an idiot like you just get dumber and dumber by the [ __ ] day oh I got a
- 48:18
distance myself from you cuz I know you was just dumped right right bomb boom
- 48:23
that was my only thought about that but wait now around that same time an connor
- 48:30
tweeted i am joe button this is no it was after do we sort of clown him in our
- 48:38
group chat i went to his timeline naturally just yeah who he was yes so I could get some more jokes off shut up
- 48:45
and i refresh this timeline and it says I am Joe Budden and then like the
- 48:51
majority person that Rory is sends it to the group chat we all have a blast
- 48:57
dissing Joe button great fast-forward till us Rory tapped me I say yes Rory
- 49:03
that's the encounter we fast-forward a little bit uh maybe half hour later encounter Tammy this is after this is
- 49:14
after star my neighbor introduces us formally Ian count attached me says yeah you'll
- 49:21
[ __ ] with me do you
- 49:29
that was great who just said that like out the clear blue sky a little bit but by himself
- 49:41
which means you're by yourself so not a girl was here okay give me you're by yourself yeah he was sitting a chair by himself
- 49:50
leaned over and have this combo right now in a strip club it was like it wasn't no bad strippers
- 49:58
in there that night saw me [ __ ] let me talk being Conor bucket said that to Joe is going with him to because I was
- 50:04
there I love Beatrice by the way anyway
- 50:24
was it alright so he said yeah you know [ __ ] me dude and I say if to be quite
- 50:29
honest I just found out who you were when you posted the picture of shorty do
- 50:35
up and even it I didn't say anything bad about you I just said you say yeah I'm gonna say her name on the pocket vanity
- 50:40
but I said and honestly uh even then I just said she was a dumb [ __ ] he said I
- 50:46
said I said I [ __ ] with y'all what y'all doing out there see it like I don't I don't hate anybody like I've did that
- 50:52
enough in in my career there's nobody I hate today in music no not a so I'm in
- 50:57
too good of a space god is too good and he was it was the artist artist [ __ ] again no better and he said yo no one
- 51:05
else I [ __ ] with you yo cuz we be [ __ ] the same Twitter [ __ ] yeah I
- 51:11
need like four veto it was a very humbling moment that this man was in
- 51:17
front of me telling you and we [ __ ] the same Twitter [ __ ] yeah I wanted
- 51:22
to say no we don't but I don't know he's
- 51:28
[ __ ] right you could be [ __ ] Saint religion but outside of that um he was a
- 51:33
really good guy really cool guy and uh he was out here he's out here still
- 51:38
because uh we said he did a lot we should get him on next we could be great
- 51:43
that more he's not gonna be in Turks week he's here for the yay whatever they're doing on the others day oh it's uh recording before we
- 51:50
should I'll be in Toronto we can do it without you what airline so I can call
- 52:03
just check on the flight status Air Canada oh you gonna ah we go all star yeah like a whole no no work to do
- 52:09
out thing show is going so they I have to go to do the Blaney row so she'll be driver on his website you [ __ ] and
- 52:16
I'm going with you Angie is definitely the last of the whole I'm sometimes a ho Gia's never a ho and G is going with me to your
- 52:23
sometimes oh yeah I'm pretty much don't know I know G is yeah very not a ho at all yo [ __ ] is always fine yeah yeah I
- 52:34
don't know gia and I loved you she really likes you a lot the exact opposite of everything and I'm not
- 52:39
insinuating she is oh alright well now we have started a new topic [ __ ] is good for doing that how do you know
- 52:45
what's she doing with her [ __ ] because he'll milk I sell her what I'm doing with my don't
- 52:51
tell me she go say the same I'm not taking your mic but just pass it to me for one second just after Sweden do it
- 52:57
no no don't knock my computer over listeners did you ollie what you just
- 53:03
said right vet that is over woman
- 53:08
thought she stands firm and that [ __ ] thought she just said she knows
- 53:14
she is not a ho she knows she is not a ho cuz she told her I think you can have
- 53:23
an idea of a person when you work
- 53:30
together every single day yes gyah strikes me as someone that's pretty smart if she works with you I doubt
- 53:35
she's gonna sit there and tell you who she's [ __ ] everything tells me no she's dating in the situations that I know she's writing her [ __ ] one-night
- 53:42
stands with a sharpie and the girls bad that we're talking about so say buddy just cuz you freely share
- 53:49
your whole [ __ ] yeah doesn't mean everybody else does you know women have to stop pretending that they can account
- 53:54
for what goes on with their friends vagina you know what a damn real and uh perfect I had an argument with
- 54:00
somebody about the same [ __ ] where they were here and they were going it was a girl it was if they were in town and
- 54:06
they were going to see their friend but their friend kept cancelling on him and their friend was being real flaky with the communication never oh my god
- 54:12
I don't know what's going on she's never behaved like this she's here from London I don't like she's invited invited me
- 54:17
why am I not seeing her was this Esther no no this is Vanessa oh my god you know we got to tell the Spider Woman story
- 54:23
one day we've told the story many times but listen but but but listen so I said to Vanessa I said your friend
- 54:29
is [ __ ] a [ __ ] and not telling you and Vanessa fought me tooth and nail I've known her since I was in my
- 54:36
mother's stomach she tells me all of her host stuff I wouldn't know if she was here [ __ ] someone you don't know that
- 54:43
and we argue back and forth right God is so good three weeks later I get a call
- 54:49
from my man my man don't know Vanessa my man don't know nothing about our
- 54:54
conversation and he just started telling me a great story about a weekend where he was [ __ ] some girl and the girl
- 55:00
just happened to be necessary and I called Vanessa and I had me a
- 55:06
[ __ ] blonde Holmes old to be telling his story but goddamnit it was so funny I had to tell it Vanessa could
- 55:11
be mad at me she'd been mad at me but I was gonna say it'd be the first thing she likes you know first time Vanessa's
- 55:17
been mad at me uh and I don't think I'm [ __ ] messing anyways or whatever oh oh wow well I mean you know girls
- 55:26
sociopaths would say that but you don't
- 55:31
plan on [ __ ] so much fine it did Vanessa want people to know you guys are [ __ ] but that's just told the world well then [ __ ] it and this was years ago
- 55:37
dick swinging everywhere you go but but now Vanessa's good people matter no it's not we're not behaving that way
- 55:43
anymore Oh podcast later shirts are now available
- 55:49
online link yeah I'll put the link because the link is [ __ ] weird cuz Squarespace is still working on our
- 55:55
website output the t-shirt is weird I'm [ __ ] dark skin on a t-shirt everybody talk to Johnny about this we have black
- 56:01
available or it's only wait for now well just wait for now but still when shocker shocker we're Rory
- 56:08
and homely white available new black um what else went on Derek Fisher and the
- 56:14
Knicks I'm well documented with saying how I feel about this I've been wanted to get him the [ __ ] out
- 56:21
of here and I'm glad that the Knicks has the organization they finally have done something about two things correct now
- 56:28
they like Marty the Knicks got porzingis which I was against glad I was wrong and
- 56:35
now we're firing Fischer I don't like Kurt Rambis but I'm very anxious to see
- 56:42
what type of coaching staff Phil puts together in in in his push for Russell
- 56:47
Westbrook in 2017 now I'm only confident in that because uh Adrian would not watch this job I
- 56:55
loose key from Yahoo said that the next were pursuing um were pursuing him and
- 57:00
that there was interest there and he's never been wrong I've never seen Adrienne with Jonathan Jacobo Jeff I
- 57:06
must say my momma kusabi you know a jack of Malacca blow juice key was tweeting
- 57:13
the draft picks hours before spellings Twitter name I want to follow it's no I
- 57:19
can't everybody calls him Walsh wlj I know you're making a joke was still um
- 57:24
yeah he was tweeting the NBA Draft fix hours before the the [ __ ] Adam Silver was getting up there in Sweden he has
- 57:31
all the news I don't what he might be ESPN's biggest competition which is funny to me because
- 57:37
he's one man from Yahoo and nobody gives a [ __ ] about Yahoo but that guy Adrian
- 57:42
ski ski is PN's biggest competition that
- 57:53
guy's not a win so like the girl's name from dodgeball wrestle could definitely be Monica Lewinsky's nice no no we have
- 58:02
to take know who sucks better did you are I'm not even doing this we're not doing I don't think Monica Lewinsky
- 58:08
sucks good dick no no I think she was in the right place at the right time
- 58:14
you think that yeah they're gonna get the head no Oval Office he was right
- 58:19
she's in the right time go to tap her on the shoulder and say come on this bathroom of the White House no a hotel
- 58:28
room comes a chick they got some fire yo so with my phone in oh my phone is over here mmm
- 58:34
I'm single so I read this text just because this girl's pretty funny let me see well you got a lit oh I hate to put
- 58:42
my business in the streets how do you I got another semi fly out of my girl so
- 58:53
this girl [ __ ] him I was sexually assaulted and damn near raped and molested recently right
- 59:01
but it was great why don't you even take
- 59:14
off your socks and shoes you freak of me in your shirt I look because I ran up the ship I understand the socks and
- 59:20
shoes you lost me considering I had to spin a second that I wasn't basically male freak your penis before you even
- 59:25
thought about penetration don't say you not real oh and then I said come back
- 59:32
soon no could that mouth was why would
- 59:39
you IRISA believe me come on Tex be more
- 59:51
that mouth was with a fire emoji picture
- 59:57
of a burning house oh my god I found this burning Elmo that's been my favorite image thing and I'm use it for
- 1:00:03
everything wait is more going on more going on more going on wall going on Derek Fisher we got that somebody died recently no a
- 1:00:09
bunch of people like BMX he isn't as funny he makes did not die on BMX guy oh oh yeah friend's name yeah oh yeah he died
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the founder Earth Wind & Fire died what the Mario's died somebody else passed
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it was like a restful outside of my mind my uncle recipes uncle Alfred whose funeral I went to this weekend um yeah
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it's 2016 things getting clipped it's pretty early no no that's not funny
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I noticed like no no no I always get scared when at the very top of the year
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or at the very end of the year a bunch of people died I think I get very scared
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when that happens and then and because my brain is just weird I feel like I have to stay in the house rest in peace
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Whitney her one-year is either today or tomorrow so wait wait Whitney was just a
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loss with us idiot I know what I say one year yeah that's why why did I say that
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yeah that was like the thirteen thirteen or fourteen point of her for your holy [ __ ] it's been four years
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no it's been a year I just met her the anniversary of her passing and it's a
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it's been a year since the last our
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daughter passed rest in peace oh [ __ ] oh I don't think it's been a year yet yeah
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February 11th is Whitney I look up I'm gonna I'm gonna attempt to watch you know there's so much amazing TV um you
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know I've said a million times in this show that TV is better than it's ever been I want to recommend that everyone watch
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billions have you have you watched billion I started but don't say [ __ ] but only on Episode four yeah my one home
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billions they aren't there on some hedge fund [ __ ] and it's starring my man from homeland I know he's Brody at home man I
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forgot his name now but he's the man and this show on the show was really really good so billions I started its really really
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good check it out if you have time it's on Showtime on TV is real easy to see shows now on because you can just click
- 1:02:15
a button and watch it whenever you want um it's another show that I want to watch that I haven't seen not American Horror Story american crime american
- 1:02:24
someone out there listening knows when i'm talking about american crime and it's dope because what they do is and
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see it in season one whatever they do is totally separate from season two and it's the same
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playing different roles oh that's cool it's done amazing I have I don't know
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anything I don't know anything but the listener the fans behind it they know it's a popular show we're just [ __ ]
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it's a really popular show American crime is wit uh what's the girl from 2
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to 7 the young girl you don't know to 7
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with the old [ __ ] cleaning out the window alright forget it never mind alright what else has happened I feel
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like I haven't gone to the movies in years because all the movies suck right
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there's some funny movie that I have to go to see the screening of tomorrow Zoolander 2 Zoolander 2
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they just sent me this cool selfie kid that's why I know that Zoolander 2 that is kind of did you see part one yeah I
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did actually my dormant College well I was told from the people that saw the screening yesterday that rewatch the first one before you watch the second
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one cuz there's very high ten thousand references that you're not gonna remember cuz that movie came out ten [ __ ] years ago yeah more than why
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would they do this it came out in 2001 it was 15 years ago why what why why why
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why why perhaps it has that much of a cult following that those people best room
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yeah I'm sure it does I'd like to first but I was also 11 so and this one has like a lot of celebrity appearances
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which is pretty cool um let me see let me see what else is going on in that sense to 90 days house arrest he will
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not be going to jail but he will be having six years further of probation and mind you this is all stemming from a
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2009 case so this guy has been on probation since like some of you people's lifespans well that's good for
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me I'm happy for him but God you know this thing has got damn for six years
- 1:04:24
probation you're the boy to jail to me that's a win thank goodness and that is a we think of house arrest might be good
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the 30 to 90 days any put out music or anything of that nature so yeah really
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mm-hmm can I do that they said the [ __ ] they want you why you know what your people
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can do what do they want I mean I'm sorry those money your or convey
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I got some people I want to stop them email this week in our meeting of weekly
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shoot your old white meeting up so
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congratulations to me cuz that's a big deal I hope he never sees the courtroom again six years ago stellar yeah cuz off
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of uh you know did the rap the raptured is cool and a rap beef and blah blah blah but when it comes to life you never
- 1:05:21
want to see another man in jail ever and and and and I and that's my problem with this generation when I started seeing
- 1:05:28
reports that Drake fans were calling the judge to say to report me con whatever
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like whatever the [ __ ] is a horrible yo my [ __ ] down I mean if he was real and his ninety days he get Nicki pregnant
- 1:05:42
that house but that's just what I would do mmm real thought that war that war
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pain record is hard I try to tell you when it came out no it is no I just I'm
- 1:05:58
gonna always be late to the party because I don't listen to a lot of music when it first comes out but we will
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welcome you to the party when you get there holy the Ty dolla stands have welcomed I'm not even here you have to
- 1:06:09
you need a new name for that crudo stands alright no it's wack no it's cool
- 1:06:18
anyway hive I'm part of what the bevel hive Oh you real as hell for that son
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all right there's one I'm so do the thing right yeah mr. Q laptop his man
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farm I don't even have my butyl my face wanna do what [ __ ] yeah you got like a
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five o'clock moustache I do not know what could get rid of that mustache
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can be under there there's nothing there plenty of women wanted to shove their tongue but right down my mouth they
- 1:07:47
wanted to do that so if you get rid of that mustache I can see that threesome with time way to happen well maybe I've
- 1:07:58
interpreted it wrong maybe I misunderstood we give or what yeah yeah what uh all
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right let me see let me see let me see mama say my mom's got your Adrienne mama say mama say all right let me stop [ __ ] this guy's name um me and
- 1:08:11
Marissa's parking ticket thing is up soon I was gonna say a.m. cuz we still have what we were supposed to talk about but we can save it for next I want to
- 1:08:17
save it because that's because that I want to really devote some time to that Rory's gonna tell a cool story and I am
- 1:08:24
and and Rory and I are going to school you gentlemen out there wait a minute now I will announce this so I'm out how
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to bring the Joe Budden mentoring program to the forefront of the public I have revamped
- 1:08:39
Joe Budden TV and I will offer my guidance my assistance and my mentorship
- 1:08:48
to all who welcome it that is a smart idea yeah yeah so with that said next
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week Rory and I on this podcast are going to tell you how you can identify
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whether your [ __ ] loves you and has not told you yet because [ __ ] always act stupid when they love you and have not
- 1:09:06
told you yet and you be having to figure out why the [ __ ] acting stupid as a [ __ ] and everything is different and her periods not on but you don't
- 1:09:12
know what she loves you dog so we gonna talk about a boy a story to go with right I might have some Toronto whole
- 1:09:18
story to tell I don't know okay we're not wasting on the podcast with your Toronto whole story all the women going
- 1:09:24
to Toronto are there to behold a lot of you hoes are gonna be disappointed cuz a lot of y'all hoes is that scores we're records and y'all getting turnt to
- 1:09:31
[ __ ] around soon as y'all touchdown yeah Rick is not helping you get across that border I don't feel like a no calls
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don't care what the song says and I went
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to Toronto him was tougher at the border not text ring nothing nothing at all it
- 1:09:47
was like I had text nobody anyways but I
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do want I do want everyone to enjoy Toronto if you are going everybody
- 1:10:10
else's business with a yellow and purple Jersey on the hottest early met your
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hair horrible color palette together yeah incredibly not approve no he
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wouldn't neither would a subrogee Rory has made a very good point about uh
- 1:10:28
dark-skinned people to dress weird oh yeah that's what I want to talk about with the encounter
- 1:10:33
Ian Connor we switched yeah we did I want to salute Ian Connor yeah he deserves that him Rocky and
- 1:10:39
young thug you know let's leave young hug out of that come no no you hit just like you guys I put
- 1:10:44
him you have to put him yeah he's third to me on the list right first but I
- 1:10:50
wanna I want I give Ian Connor more respect because he was part of all
- 1:10:56
those waves yeah he's maddening he kind of helps start some of those waves I mean I don't want to call them ugly but typically
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when I was growing up rocky the dark scene guys that look like that [ __ ] didn't want them now [ __ ] want the
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dark skinned ugly guy with the dreads with the blonde that dress is massive so so if if you if you have read up on
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on Ian Connor or because he's he's very quickly ascending um he's I almost want
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to say damn near responsible for this whole wave yeah that's kind of it that
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is pretty [ __ ] ill pretty great damn it in Connor
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Rakeem or I'm gonna call it in Connor try to get him one here and I think that'll be a great podcast because he
- 1:11:44
dresses well and I dress like [ __ ] we're
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all black that's always safe in a situation like you're I be hating on my Elvis man I got three of them at that I
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deserve some credit in your revamp effects you wore a [ __ ] hoodie that says cake on it today Rory Instagram
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thinks we're haters she's not even
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making a dumb face that's her face um I had a really good time this week I swear
- 1:12:39
every time we do a podcast like this and then we [ __ ] leave this smells like in the car I remember 80 things that we
- 1:12:45
should talk about yeah but my sleeper song for the week before we get out of here you are smart I forgot already uh
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I'm gonna go with a gentleman by the name of ro James okay Oh ro ro ro ro ro
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j am es he has a song called adidas it's
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an acronym of course you know the acronym all day I dream about sex and it's a slow R&B song and I love R&B some
- 1:13:13
of you know know that already um and the song is just great so ro James adidas YouTube it listen to it if
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you like are me you will like this record it's an amazing record um you guys my pick is Neff
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the Pharaoh Michael Jackson it's off this new mixtape with Cardo got wings called Nephi got wings what genre of
- 1:13:33
music is this rap okay he is a 21 year old rapper from the bay Vallejo California and he has a big regional hit
- 1:13:40
over there called big-time in so this is like the next follow up and it's super dope and I think the guys that like the he kind of sounds like a like a hybrid
- 1:13:47
of like future currency Wayne juvenile it's like some weird dope [ __ ] so check
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it out Michael Jackson Neph the pharaoh produced by kartell got wings okay I am going to check that out people think I
- 1:13:59
don't listen the [ __ ] trap music or Bank listen to all that [ __ ] I just
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don't make it yes in high school I was getting high feed I was I'm gonna I'm
- 1:14:22
gonna freestyle mine because I do want to take this segment very seriously so I'm just coming off the top my head um jesse Boykins come to my room
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it's an old record but I feel like not a lot of people know Jesse Boykins um it's a know him I don't know if I know that
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right group come to my room is a perfect record if you are transitioning from your living room to your room with a
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[ __ ] and you need something that's not gonna immediately say I want to [ __ ] you but get in the mood I wanted to [ __ ] you
- 1:14:47
it's a good transition record which I think what to do a list of transition records what you're not where you want
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to you want to try the point homes yeah you can't just throw the [ __ ] [ __ ] record on right away like this has to be
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sequenced into your moves roars when you put the description up I think you should maybe put links like YouTube you do these three songs that's a good idea
- 1:15:06
what is it will they take us down for that no no it's in the description it's not in that actually see what I'm ready when I'm ready to get to the yah I'm a a
- 1:15:12
strong silk is a meeting in the bedroom on bed no but she throws us here baby
- 1:15:23
yes I did I wasn't gonna put your business out there but I kind of am I wish he mine was on this podcast talk
- 1:15:28
about what you did on Super Bowl Sunday which I hope family in the crib me what
- 1:15:35
did Joey Joe is a wild guy I'll leave it that maybe we'll get you on that can help me with this we'll talk about it
- 1:15:40
next time maybe homecourt that would be great because I have no idea is a man no it was just
- 1:15:48
funny just sang two different songs but
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[ __ ] it I know I some LA because I like LA okay because that was your situation
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oh okay hey what do you want me to do man they got horses in stable oh oh no it was it
- 1:16:10
was great to see I liked seeing other people's families when like a lot of their lineage is there so Joe's pops was
- 1:16:16
there Joe was there and Joe's son was there of buttons and there was women
- 1:16:21
there so seeing the three of them interact with women the exact same way without really saying it really know who
- 1:16:30
was trainer trades off the girls like a virgin with your permission I will tell a quick story
- 1:16:35
tre button so my dad train is sitting on
- 1:16:42
the couch next to me and eat Asia comes in with Asia's younger sister Oh younger sister looks like she's 13 years old
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mm-hmm she's nice she's 19 oh she's a pretty girl mean that a baby but she does well she just looks young I thought
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she was crazy she is so cute I don't even know the story but he's cute for it tre hasn't moved
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tre hasn't spoken we know tre is a quiet kid super quiet tre puts on his ill [ __ ] Austin mils
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jacket
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so Trey puts on the ill coals oh my god puts on the Elco she sits down on the
- 1:17:23
couch he gets up like nah I'm gonna let her know I'm interested walks outside
- 1:17:29
heard that no I'm thinking what he's thinking okay he walks outside for no
- 1:17:35
[ __ ] reason just walks so the business to sharpen your pencil back in
- 1:17:44
elevators and then they all go to the kitchen I'm still delivering watching
- 1:17:50
pregame whatever [ __ ] I was watching I walked down to get some food or a drink or whatever down into Joe's kitchen
- 1:17:55
which is down the steps from the living room trey is in the middle of the circle like in the conversation
- 1:18:02
poor kid no one Ds [ __ ] late at school next thing I detention it was it was good to see that's funny
- 1:18:10
yo I'm sitting near and I'm sick as I seen when he put that jacket on but the night before he had that jacket on for
- 1:18:16
hours to but it was a girl Tia - I didn't put that together later me and yuh talking about psych notch tre is
- 1:18:23
definitely a button I know tre is how old nothing 14 14 freshman high school so I'm
- 1:18:29
sitting there saying I'm making all these jokes like is it raining in the house like why you [ __ ] it's okay I
- 1:18:35
would have never done that if I knew that the jacket was a part of his oh I got teased but not you all young we got
- 1:18:42
to do this man for a first-timer oh look you lo virgin gay that's what started
- 1:18:49
what we're gonna talk about next week the virginity story yeah that's dope yeah let's give it another did you baby
- 1:18:55
so cute cuz wait cuz we was on the phone talking about your whole swag changes
- 1:19:00
the next morning well after you lose your virginity you want this thing 100 men I guess alright
- 1:19:06
we can't speak for women yeah I've never had my vagina well how come your swag
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hasn't changed so you can answer that next week to name this partner episode
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number 52 we are out of here Marissa with the last word he's some of them and buy the t-shirt someone put the link in the Bible
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yeah